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Speaker 2: Warmer today, Warmer all the way up.
Speaker 3: To eight degrees. It is going to get for the
Speaker 3: first time in weeks. It's going to be above freezing
Speaker 3: a week from tomorrow. Wow, So all little snow melts
Speaker 3: or whatever.
Speaker 4: It's supposed to be like twenty something by the end
Speaker 4: of the week, and twenty is going to feel so nice.
Speaker 2: Honestly, it's kind of crazy, isn't it.
Speaker 4: It's everything to me to like have to peel myself
Speaker 4: away from my bed because I have so many like
Speaker 4: beautiful blankets and it's so nice and cozy, and then
Speaker 4: having to get up in the morning and it's freezing.
Speaker 2: No, absolutely, no, I get it. I hate it.
Speaker 3: We've got somebody on the phone here, I believe that
Speaker 3: wants to talk to us, and I'm not sure.
Speaker 2: Do we want to pick this call up on the air?
Speaker 5: Live?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Go ahead, grabber, Okay? Hello? More? Is it Morgan?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Morgan?
Speaker 6: Hi? Yes, Yes, it's Morgan Morgan.
Speaker 3: What do we do now? That may you mad? What
Speaker 3: are you calling to complain about what are you going
Speaker 3: to beg for? We don't have any Taylor Swift concert tickets,
Speaker 3: We don't have any Bruno Mars tickets. We don't have
Speaker 3: one thousand dollars that comes up later. What did I
Speaker 3: do that made you mad? What's going on? No, I'm
Speaker 3: kidding you. What's up?
Speaker 2: Boarding?
Speaker 6: So I just wanted to let these girls know if
Speaker 6: your boyfriend was at the Wild Game last week in
Speaker 6: section one funny about halfway up, I want to let
Speaker 6: you know he's cheating on you.
Speaker 3: Okay, didn't expect this? Okay, wait last week? Which night?
Speaker 3: They had a game on Thursday? And talking to the Thursday.
Speaker 7: Last Thursday at the Wild Game Section one twenty halfway up,
Speaker 7: your boyfriend's cheating?
Speaker 8: How do you know?
Speaker 6: Yes? Well, okay, so he was sitting in the row
Speaker 6: in front of me and he was all cuddled out
Speaker 6: next to some girl. But then I also saw him
Speaker 6: texting someone on his phone as baby with hard eye emojis.
Speaker 8: Well, so you had your phone your eyes locked on
Speaker 8: his phone.
Speaker 2: That was his daughter, that's his son or maybe is
Speaker 2: maybe his piece.
Speaker 8: You can't even try to talk away at it his one?
Speaker 3: So what is so you're you're supposed to be watching
Speaker 3: the game, but here you are, nosy Noserson. You're looking
Speaker 3: at his phone and you see heart and baby.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I know, Baby was texting things like how was
Speaker 6: your day? And then she started saying when are you
Speaker 6: going to be home tonight? So clearly I would think
Speaker 6: that's his girlfriend, But the girl that sat next to
Speaker 6: him looks like his girlfriend too.
Speaker 2: Oh, let a guy live his life.
Speaker 8: Dave, No, okay trying to No, I mean, okay.
Speaker 4: I I can't even flame you for reading over his
Speaker 4: shoulder because think about, like, Dave, anytime you've sat on
Speaker 4: like an airplane or like on a bus and someone's
Speaker 4: texting and they're holding their phone so you can see
Speaker 4: it now, your eyeballs are going to go see yeah.
Speaker 3: But I usually can't see it, so it's disappointing. So
Speaker 3: I'm always trying to see, like what are they texting?
Speaker 3: And when I can't see, it's usually like, uh, yeah, milk,
Speaker 3: we're out of milk. Make sure you stop by the store.
Speaker 3: It's like, give me something.
Speaker 8: Wish and you brought your readers.
Speaker 2: You're like exactly, so was there more to this?
Speaker 3: Did you like say anything like, hey, I want to
Speaker 3: let you know your boyfriend over here is cheating with somebody.
Speaker 8: Did you say anything, Nosy, No, I.
Speaker 6: Was like too nervous. I didn't want him to know that.
Speaker 6: I was like watching over his shoulder and snooping a
Speaker 6: little bit, so I didn't say anything.
Speaker 3: Did you elbow your friends sitting next to you, Morgan
Speaker 3: and say, Looia, what's going on over here? Did your
Speaker 3: friend was eyeballing this too?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 6: Well, yeah, a little bit.
Speaker 8: I mean, that's that's the game right there, like hockey.
Speaker 8: Who I'm watching? What's going on in the row in
Speaker 8: front of it?
Speaker 5: Right? She's got a great seats, and I'm really exactly
Speaker 5: front row.
Speaker 8: I'm a train wreck.
Speaker 3: I am certain that that has probably happened quite a bit,
Speaker 3: either on an airplane or somebody at oh, I don't know,
Speaker 3: at a movie.
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Maybe movie is not the best, or a Vikings game
Speaker 3: or whatever. All of a sudden they open up their phone.
Speaker 3: There's a nude that pops up. I'm able to close
Speaker 3: up really quick.
Speaker 8: Youry was hoping for your like fingerscrows.
Speaker 3: Do you usually just put yourself in other people's business
Speaker 3: all the time, Morgan?
Speaker 2: Do you find that kind of like a pastime.
Speaker 6: No, it just it kind of happened by accident. It
Speaker 6: was I was just kind of, you know, watching the game,
Speaker 6: and then I looked down and I just kind of
Speaker 6: saw the text and I saw baby, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 6: is this guy cheating on her? And I just couldn't
Speaker 6: stop watching.
Speaker 2: I wonder how many how many partners are women? Right now?
Speaker 3: We're good digging through the trash for the wild Hockey
Speaker 3: takes section one twenty.
Speaker 8: What a halfway if there are no paper tickets?
Speaker 4: Oh no, it's a section one twenty halfway up, halfway up.
Speaker 4: But this is you just calling, like Bailey says, women
Speaker 4: supporting women. Yeah, it is women supporting women. Goodness, Wow,
Speaker 4: you are.
Speaker 8: A girl's girl.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Morgan. We appreciate you.
Speaker 5: Someone physical description of the guy. Let's have a physical
Speaker 5: description of the guy.
Speaker 6: Okay, so the guy had brown hair, he was kind
Speaker 6: of tall. He never turned around, so I didn't get
Speaker 6: to see his face very well. But when he would
Speaker 6: stand up, he was he was very tall.
Speaker 5: Okay, that rules me out, giving brown Harry tall, giving
Speaker 5: Jacob a lordie.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 4: He was also wearing a Viking not a Viking wild jersey.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, exactly. That could be anyone. It wasn't it, Morgan.
Speaker 3: We appreciate you being nosey and the fact that you
Speaker 3: are calling the radio station to out this. This is
Speaker 3: this is gold. Thank you very much, Morgan. Have a
Speaker 3: great day, go wild the way night. Yeah, okay, good wow.
Speaker 3: Thank you for being you. It's one on one point
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Speaker 3: There is a vacant chair where Jenny is because she's
Speaker 3: not here to We did something a minute ago we
Speaker 3: were talking about somebody called it. I think her name
Speaker 3: was Morgan. And she's like, all right, if you were
Speaker 3: at the Wild Game, if your husband or boyfriend was
Speaker 3: at the Wild Game last Thursday, Section one, twenty halfway up,
Speaker 3: he's cheating on you. What because she was watching over
Speaker 3: this guy's shoulder as he's like, you know, snuggling with
Speaker 3: his date over here. Yeah, and then he's texting baby
Speaker 3: and heart and this and that on his phone. Oh
Speaker 3: and somebody said mine you own business. Maybe maybe they're polyamorous.
Speaker 3: Maybe I mean maybe maybe not maybe they're aliens, and
Speaker 3: maybe they're from I don't know, from the underworld, and
Speaker 3: that's what the chances are they're cheating. So maybe they're polyamorous,
Speaker 3: chances are their cheating. But we got us all to somebody,
Speaker 3: Bridget's on the phone, Bridget where they also was it
Speaker 3: at the wild game?
Speaker 2: Bridget, this happened?
Speaker 6: Yes, what happened?
Speaker 10: I mean, I don't know if they.
Speaker 1: Still do it at wild games, but usually or for.
Speaker 11: Season ticket holders, they take there's like an aerial view
Speaker 11: camera that takes a picture of the whole stadium.
Speaker 10: And so.
Speaker 11: My friend, knowing this, her husband at the time, they're
Speaker 11: now divorced, he had went to this Wild game and
Speaker 11: she zoomed in on the picture and though he was
Speaker 11: with somebody else.
Speaker 3: So that's how wow, So that she must have been
Speaker 3: suspicious because he's like, yeah, I'm going with my buddy
Speaker 3: from work, me and Braandley are going. And it turned
Speaker 3: out that it was probably somebody that she suspected. Anyway,
Speaker 3: she zooms in.
Speaker 8: God that's some effort.
Speaker 3: Knew where the seats were, zooms in and there there
Speaker 3: she is, that harlot and that cheating scum scum.
Speaker 9: See I want to say, don't be dumb like the Coldplay,
Speaker 9: like the CEO scandal. Yeah, stop going out in public
Speaker 9: if you know you're cheating. But like, I mean, you're
Speaker 9: not supposed to go on dates if you're cheating. You know,
Speaker 9: it's stupid to say that.
Speaker 3: That is pretty dumb to go out. It's like, okay,
Speaker 3: here we are the wild game with my side piece.
Speaker 8: Where there's a jumbo tron.
Speaker 2: Was that why they got divorced or were there other things? Bridget?
Speaker 11: I mean, I think there was a multitude of other things,
Speaker 11: And I think to your point, I think there was
Speaker 11: kind of suspicions there too. But I think that was
Speaker 11: kind of the.
Speaker 4: Like, now I know for sure that this.
Speaker 11: Is what's happening, and it was a.
Speaker 8: Confirm the camels back.
Speaker 11: Yeah yeah, I mean, and and for good reason.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 11: I'm like, she's much happier now.
Speaker 3: I'll bet I'll bet she is, Bridget things for Yeah, sure.
Speaker 11: I'd be curious too if they still do that picture.
Speaker 11: So I have people are season ticket holders and know
Speaker 11: if if that's still the case and they still take
Speaker 11: that picture, I'd be serious.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So she's talking, So Bridget is talking about this
Speaker 4: aerial picture of the stadium for every game, and that's
Speaker 4: how she got caught. But someone else texted in saying
Speaker 4: too that the Wild used to do like a fan cam,
Speaker 4: and you would used to be able to log into
Speaker 4: the website and look to see your picture that was
Speaker 4: taken during the game.
Speaker 8: And I'm not sure if they still do.
Speaker 4: That or not, because if they do, I want to
Speaker 4: see my picture because I went to the one singular
Speaker 4: Wild game same, so I wonder if that's still a
Speaker 4: thing too.
Speaker 8: Smile Wild out here.
Speaker 3: Wild Wild Crazy, Thank you, Bridge, You have a good day. Bye,
Speaker 3: Oh shit, gosh stories today, big karaoke.
Speaker 4: Song, then big karaoke song, and it's always some girl
Speaker 4: named like Carrie, and she's like, you.
Speaker 8: Guys, watch I'm gonna do Love on.
Speaker 4: Top, and it's just it's like if I did Love
Speaker 4: on Top and you don't want.
Speaker 8: To hear that.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, you see the peck.
Speaker 8: Oh Carrie, Stop stop Carrie.
Speaker 9: So many text messages somebody said the way I was
Speaker 9: screaming play Love on Top made my morning drive. Love
Speaker 9: you guys, currently jamming out another one, Love on Top,
Speaker 9: best grand Entry song from Bride and Groom into a reception.
Speaker 8: Oh my god, so the two people had it played
Speaker 8: that there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we need just what he pointed out,
Speaker 3: another ultimate key change. It goes back like thirty five
Speaker 3: years or so, but it's an ultimate key change. I
Speaker 3: used to have to listen to Fallon and Steve O
Speaker 3: scream sing this in the studio.
Speaker 2: The song was already ten years old when was born.
Speaker 4: As I already I also like when like all the
Speaker 4: music goes out, you know, and then it comes back.
Speaker 2: Now, there's some great pause songs too.
Speaker 3: Write that down because there are some great songs with
Speaker 3: a big pause and you wait, like the Whitney Houston.
Speaker 12: Yeah oh yeah this issues boom and great beat drop. Yeah, man,
Speaker 12: we should do pause songs. Maybe to do that tomorrow,
Speaker 12: all right.
Speaker 2: Ryan Show one on one point three KD You Be.
Speaker 3: Super Bowl is about a week and a half away,
Speaker 3: and they don't keep the ads under wraps like they
Speaker 3: used to. They put them out there so people will
Speaker 3: now talk about them. With the advent of YouTube, we
Speaker 3: can now see them in advance, and the the sponsors
Speaker 3: don't mind because it gets in.
Speaker 2: Some extra talk. So let's talk about Hellman's mayonnaise. Here's
Speaker 2: Andy Samberg or Hellman's mayonnaise.
Speaker 5: So good.
Speaker 3: This Neil Diamond is just sitting on a big stack
Speaker 3: of cash, I'll take it.
Speaker 9: I don't like the idea that they're putting them out
Speaker 9: ahead of time. People pay like five million dollars for
Speaker 9: a thirty second Super Bowl commercial.
Speaker 2: Well sure, but then you watch it one time and
Speaker 2: it's gone.
Speaker 3: What if you're taking the you know, you're you're you're
Speaker 3: taking a big gum, you know, number two and you
Speaker 3: missed the whole thing, and then they've wasted their money.
Speaker 9: But I mean, I'd rather not pay that much amount
Speaker 9: of money if it's gonna be on YouTube ahead of
Speaker 9: time anyway, Or I.
Speaker 4: Think just because I watched the Super Bowl mostly for
Speaker 4: the commercials, if I do watch it, yeah, a lot
Speaker 4: of people do, right, And so if I already get
Speaker 4: to see all the commercials, then why bile they're watching it?
Speaker 4: So why not have it air during the super Bowl
Speaker 4: and then just let them be available to watch after?
Speaker 2: Okay, now then there's that.
Speaker 3: Here's another one Pete Davidson for with Elsie Hewitt.
Speaker 2: I don't know who that is. For Sonic. I even
Speaker 2: mind that you're clearly smashed.
Speaker 8: Yeah, like I prefer you that way. I think it
Speaker 8: makes you better for some reason. When you're smashed.
Speaker 4: It's like tasteful exactly, all right, what it's true. Yeah,
Speaker 4: but it's not just a piece of meat, right, it
Speaker 4: comes with fries and a drink.
Speaker 3: Kicked and another one. Kendall Jenner for Fanatic Sports Books.
Speaker 3: Any basketball player who dates me kind of hits a rough.
Speaker 8: Shake your body life.
Speaker 5: While the world's been talking about it, I've been betting
Speaker 5: on it.
Speaker 8: How else do you think I can afford.
Speaker 2: All this modeling, matt modeling?
Speaker 8: Yeah, they're calling that though.
Speaker 4: The card she had curse curse with a K because
Speaker 4: all of their Super Bowl ads are don't ever really.
Speaker 2: Do all that? Well?
Speaker 4: Well, she had the one with the pepsi where she
Speaker 4: was like solving world peace.
Speaker 8: She's like, oh, let's not be upset. Here's a pepsi.
Speaker 4: And now I don't know just from hearing this one,
Speaker 4: like here's my lavish lifestyle.
Speaker 8: But I don't know. You do you, Kendall? You do?
Speaker 8: Do you Kardashians?
Speaker 4: All Right, yesterday we were talking about Sidney Sweeney and
Speaker 4: how she hung a bunch of lingerie from the Hollywood Sign.
Speaker 4: So after that thing with the sign, she released a
Speaker 4: full promo clip for her Lingerie line, which is pronounced siren.
Speaker 8: It's s y r n And of course she's the.
Speaker 4: Lines model and the online store opens today. Everybody says
Speaker 4: that her Lingerie line comes in four styles Romantic, playful, comfy,
Speaker 4: and seductress. Wow.
Speaker 9: Honestly, probably speaking of Sidney Sweeney, let's talk about her.
Speaker 2: Her co star on U four, Jacob Alordi.
Speaker 9: He was on Jimmy Kimmel talking about who he thanks
Speaker 9: for all of his success.
Speaker 8: Number ten.
Speaker 13: But it really, it really was a dream of mine,
Speaker 13: particularly because of a Heath Ledger.
Speaker 8: He sort of showed me that it was possible. Yes, well,
Speaker 8: blah blah.
Speaker 13: And a fun fact is, actually, I remember when I
Speaker 13: first started my career, I was kind of obnoxious, and
Speaker 13: I thought I was like, it's not gonna happen by
Speaker 13: twenty eight, you know, And that's when this is gonna
Speaker 13: take it much longer. And I'm twenty eight years old
Speaker 13: and I got nominated eighteen years to the day after
Speaker 13: he passed.
Speaker 8: Wow.
Speaker 13: So I Mike to take this to say thank you
Speaker 13: to Heath Ledger and for that inspiration.
Speaker 2: It is a big day to day.
Speaker 3: It is a birthday today Nora is two years old today,
Speaker 3: so shout out. Nora listens with mama to Katie w B.
Speaker 3: Somebody says Hellman's Mayo. Yes, I work for them. Go
Speaker 3: buy your mayo at Target. So there you go. That
Speaker 3: is the dirt on KTWB. Here's what we're gonna do.
Speaker 3: We got Cardi B tickets. We should have a Cardi
Speaker 3: B clip somewhere to promote this. We do have a
Speaker 3: Cardi B.
Speaker 8: Clip too, baby.
Speaker 2: Oh well, let me here picket.
Speaker 3: So we're gonna give away Cardi B tickets right now,
Speaker 3: little Miss Drama Tour Target Center March twelfth. We got
Speaker 3: your tickets. We got stacks of tickets. We're gonna do
Speaker 3: a little game of confessions. So how does confessions work?
Speaker 3: You gotta think of something that you rob probably shouldn't
Speaker 3: confess to, something that you did yesterday, something that you
Speaker 3: did when you were young, something that you did at work,
Speaker 3: something that you did to your neighbors, something you did
Speaker 3: to your ex, some kind of confession. The only thing
Speaker 3: we don't do is like I took Mom's car and
Speaker 3: put a dent in it when I was a kid. Yeah, everybody,
Speaker 3: and then they any cheating stories either, also either.
Speaker 4: And also like I cheat on my boyfriend okay, oh right,
Speaker 4: and then I dented my car.
Speaker 3: Right, So I'm gonna do the Sky's your voice, Bailey.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna run your voice through the voice of skyser
Speaker 3: and see if it works.
Speaker 2: Here. Are you ready? Okay? Try it now?
Speaker 8: Hello? Oh my gosh, it works.
Speaker 4: One time my mom and my sister were in an
Speaker 4: argument and then my sister went out a door and
Speaker 4: I was mad at her for yelling at my mom.
Speaker 8: So I slammed the door and my sister got in
Speaker 8: trouble for it.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's cute, thank you.
Speaker 8: That's my only bad thing I've called me.
Speaker 3: Now, load up the phones. The best confession is gonna
Speaker 3: win the Cardi B tickets. Get you a couple of
Speaker 3: minutes to load up the phones. It's sixty five one
Speaker 3: nine eight nine KTWB. How bad do you want them?
Speaker 3: That should correlate with how delicious your confession is going
Speaker 3: to be, so call me out. Sixty five one nine
Speaker 3: eight nine KDWB. Confessions for Cardi B coming up next.
Speaker 5: Confession.
Speaker 3: All right, we do this once in a while because
Speaker 3: it's so delicious to listen to. You talked about how
Speaker 3: you got your sister in trouble. Yeah, you slammed the
Speaker 3: door when you were little, and she got in trouble
Speaker 3: for her.
Speaker 8: I got in trouble for it, and I felt really bad.
Speaker 8: And she is listening and she was like, ha ha
Speaker 8: ha ha.
Speaker 4: And I made you know, I made it seem like
Speaker 4: I was day between on purpose, But no, I actually
Speaker 4: I hold a lot of resent, not resentment, regret.
Speaker 8: I heard a lot of regret for that.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 3: It reminded me of a story that I'd kind of
Speaker 3: forgotten about. My brother and I were about five years apart.
Speaker 3: He was older than me, and my dad used to
Speaker 3: get really mad when we'd pee on the toilet seat
Speaker 3: and not wipe it off. Yeah, and I went in,
Speaker 3: I was probably five, peed all over the toilet seat
Speaker 3: because I was five, Yeah, didn't wipe it off. My
Speaker 3: dad comes barging in, Carl, that's my brother. Yeah, you
Speaker 3: peed all over the toilet seat. And I think he
Speaker 3: got spanked for it, or at least got yelled at.
Speaker 3: And I was going he it was me. I feel
Speaker 3: bad about it.
Speaker 5: No, Well that's why we're different. Nah, I feel bad,
Speaker 5: Oh not in the least. Okay, let's go to confessions
Speaker 5: right now. Your voice will be disguised and you will
Speaker 5: be anonymous. And let's get to the confessions right now.
Speaker 5: Let's go to paint Thinner confession. Hello, paint Thinner, let's
Speaker 5: hear your story.
Speaker 1: Hi, Okay, So I ex cheated on me, and so
Speaker 1: I stripped his car with the paint center, went to
Speaker 1: the rallies, got some paint center and stripped it down
Speaker 1: to the metal. Was going to run up on the
Speaker 1: car when I've seen him come out to the car,
Speaker 1: but then he had a police with him.
Speaker 2: So I had a Oh.
Speaker 6: I ran across the streets to a hotel and hit
Speaker 6: there and fill the police. Plus.
Speaker 3: Oh did he know it was you that he call
Speaker 3: you and say Cassandra not your real name, he knew
Speaker 3: it was you.
Speaker 8: Well, did you get charged? I'm sorry, did you get charged?
Speaker 1: I did get charged, but they dropped the charges. I
Speaker 1: did pay to get it repainted. But here's the kicker.
Speaker 1: I bought the car that he was cheating on me.
Speaker 2: Oh these years later, was it worth it?
Speaker 1: He's one of my kid fathers.
Speaker 8: Oh, he's one of her kid's father's.
Speaker 7: Oh she's well, okay, Well, I like its paint.
Speaker 3: The glitter bomb confession. Let's hear your glitter bomb confession.
Speaker 13: Good morning, Good morning, cousin.
Speaker 1: Now I'm not gonna semmy.
Speaker 6: We were quote unquotep braided.
Speaker 10: And I found they were living together, and I.
Speaker 11: Spent a glitter bomb to them, and she got it
Speaker 11: and then exploded.
Speaker 6: In her face. And of course he asked, and I
Speaker 6: was like, what's the glitter bomb?
Speaker 2: Where do you buy a glitter bomb on Amazon?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 10: Me, I'm super petty, so I just google things and
Speaker 10: I found it.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, and those are I mean, glitter gets everywhere.
Speaker 7: She's probably still finding glitter in her hair everywhere, all right.
Speaker 7: Next one jug of quarters confession. Yes, it's called a
Speaker 7: jug of quarters. Let's hear your confession.
Speaker 5: Hi.
Speaker 14: Yeah, So when I was younger, about five, I went
Speaker 14: to my family.
Speaker 6: Friend's farm for the weekend and they had the big
Speaker 6: like water jug the ones that you usually resell.
Speaker 2: Sure like a Culligan bottle, yeah bottle.
Speaker 14: Yes, Yes, they had a big jug of quarters, and
Speaker 14: I guess I.
Speaker 6: Was feeling, who knows, maybe unstable in my money, and
Speaker 6: I dumped the whole thing in my sleepover bag and
Speaker 6: tried stealing all their corns.
Speaker 2: Did you get caught. You were a kid, you probably
Speaker 2: got caught.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah.
Speaker 11: By the end of the weekend, some my.
Speaker 6: Mother went into my bag and was like, what is.
Speaker 3: So before you could even obscound with the loot, she
Speaker 3: found the loot in your overnight bag.
Speaker 5: Exactly.
Speaker 6: I had big plans with that.
Speaker 2: Probably did you did you make up a lie? Like
Speaker 2: I don't know, the cat must have put it there.
Speaker 14: Yeah, no, that was I was so caught redhanded. It
Speaker 14: was just like, yeah, it's exactly what it looks like.
Speaker 2: Did they ever have you over again?
Speaker 1: Yes, they're actually coming to my wedding here in two months.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, it all worked out. That's so funny. Okay,
Speaker 5: I like that one. That's cute, man, funny. Let's go
Speaker 5: to stolen money. What's up?
Speaker 2: Stolen money confession? Hello?
Speaker 5: Okay, okay.
Speaker 14: So when I was like thirteen years old, my mom
Speaker 14: send me to my bike and she sent me with
Speaker 14: a hundred dollar bill to get wandy soap. And I
Speaker 14: came home and told I lost a hundred dollar bill,
Speaker 14: but I ended up buying a lot of stuff for
Speaker 14: myself and I snugg it in the.
Speaker 6: House, so she didn't see.
Speaker 2: Did mom ever find out you stole her hundred dollar bill.
Speaker 14: No, and see we both love Katie w B listen
Speaker 14: every morning, so I'm hoping son't.
Speaker 6: Hear this and like put two and two together.
Speaker 2: What's what's your name? My name is Rihanna, Rihanna. Mom
Speaker 2: is listening.
Speaker 3: We're gonna as soon as we hang up, or maybe
Speaker 3: during this phone call, mom will be we'll beep in
Speaker 3: and she'll call you.
Speaker 4: Is that you?
Speaker 2: I love it? Okay, let's go to the next one.
Speaker 3: Confessions for Cardi B tickets, pass gas on pillow. Let's
Speaker 3: hear your confession.
Speaker 10: Hi, So my kids go with their dad out of
Speaker 10: state twice a year and they take his girlfriend with
Speaker 10: of like eleven years. They don't like her. She doesn't
Speaker 10: treat them very well. It's kind of like a situation
Speaker 10: of the parent trap. Okay, Mom, Yes, she's nice in
Speaker 10: front of him, but mean when he's around her, army
Speaker 10: when he's not around her. So if he was not
Speaker 10: being nice to them out of state, and my daughter
Speaker 10: called me upset, so I inspected him to mess with
Speaker 10: her belongings and they took her pillow past gas on it.
Speaker 11: They took the.
Speaker 10: Same pillow, rubbed it on dirty carpet that the pets
Speaker 10: have messed on, and then they took his toothbrush and
Speaker 10: cleaned the toilet.
Speaker 3: Oh with the with the boyfriend, the ex's new girlfriend
Speaker 3: farted on her pillow. Okay, I like it, that's cute.
Speaker 3: Last one, hooked up is the name of your confession?
Speaker 3: Hooked up? Let's hear your confession.
Speaker 1: So I found out that my boyfriend of a year
Speaker 1: had cheated on me, and he didn't know that I
Speaker 1: peated on him, or he said he cheated on me.
Speaker 1: Excuse me? And I am up hooking up with his.
Speaker 2: Dad, his dad? How do you seduce his dad?
Speaker 14: You know, I'm at that age where I can go
Speaker 14: either with the.
Speaker 8: Sun or with the dad.
Speaker 3: Okay, so what were you together? Were you together with
Speaker 3: the boyfriend when you hooked up with the dad?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 6: To get even WHOA?
Speaker 3: Why are you making an ugly I that's maybe dad
Speaker 3: was hot. He's a dilf.
Speaker 8: Yes, so would I would never see with my boyfriend's dad, even.
Speaker 2: If what if he's ADLF? You never know.
Speaker 3: My favorite is tripping the X Cars with the ex's
Speaker 3: car with paint thinner, getting charged with it, getting caught
Speaker 3: and repaint and had to pay to repake. You are
Speaker 3: the winner. Congratulations, you're gonna go see Carnibie.
Speaker 8: She's excited.
Speaker 2: No regret, there you go.
Speaker 4: So it did the paint center. You had to repaint
Speaker 4: the car, and now you're getting rewarded for it.
Speaker 6: I love it.
Speaker 3: No, I mean, we're not here to judge. We're just
Speaker 3: here to give away tickets. I mean, you know, because
Speaker 3: we're not judgy until you leave, all right? What more
Speaker 3: cardi B tickets probably for you tomorrow on KD double ub.
Speaker 3: What's coming up? I think we're gonna do Vronsters the Pot.
Speaker 3: We're gonna do that in a second and little name
Speaker 3: that tune on KD dou wub Stay here one, one,
Speaker 3: three k D w UB on The Dave Ryan Show.
Speaker 3: More cardib tickets for you're coming up tomorrow. It is
Speaker 3: National Kazu Day. So for the rest of the show,
Speaker 3: we're gonna do nothing but play kazoom music. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: so starting right, No, we're not. We're gonna do something
Speaker 3: even worse Nsters the pot. What do you got? Red flag?
Speaker 9: If you treat your dog as if it's your actual baby,
Speaker 9: and I don't mean like taking care of it, I
Speaker 9: mean in the sense of like, y'll we put her
Speaker 9: down for a nap at this time, and we fed
Speaker 9: her at this time.
Speaker 8: I know a couple of people like that, and it's
Speaker 8: just weird. Your dog is not a human? Are you not?
Speaker 8: That person? Not like that.
Speaker 9: There's a specific type of but maybe I'm not sharing enough,
Speaker 9: but I know somebody who's like, well, we put her down,
Speaker 9: and she wouldn't go down for a nap.
Speaker 8: Dog. You don't put a dog down for a nap.
Speaker 3: But I've never heard of that in my life. I
Speaker 3: will go with people who have a dog and a stroller.
Speaker 3: They have a little yeppie lippyob pomm yeah yeah, in
Speaker 3: a little stroller and they're pushing them around, like, get
Speaker 3: that dog out of that stroll.
Speaker 8: Weird, isn't it? I think? And I've said that before too.
Speaker 9: I've seen people, because there's a lake not far from
Speaker 9: my house, taking their dog on a walk in a stroller.
Speaker 9: And first of all, I thought the point of taking
Speaker 9: a dog on a walk was for the dog.
Speaker 3: Dogsk walk. Dogs are Why do dogs love to walk?
Speaker 3: I look this up. They love to wander. They're naturally
Speaker 3: wandering creatures. They wander around. So when you say Bernie,
Speaker 3: you wouldn't go for a walk, and he cocks his
Speaker 3: head to the side. It's because he's a wandering creature, right,
Speaker 3: because it's really kind of purposeless.
Speaker 2: He sniffs any peas.
Speaker 4: But I understand how some people put their dogs and
Speaker 4: strollers because I've got a dog in a stroller in
Speaker 4: my neighborhood, and that dog, I don't know, is twenty
Speaker 4: seven years old.
Speaker 2: That dog will be so old that's okay.
Speaker 4: So then yeah, it makes sense. But other than that, yeah,
Speaker 4: I guess it is kind of weird.
Speaker 2: Birthday party for your dog.
Speaker 8: See, I think I've always said I think that's weird.
Speaker 8: But Alyssa wants to do it with Ava. I don't
Speaker 8: think I co sign it.
Speaker 9: I wouldn't the dogs show up going to Yeah, I
Speaker 9: don't think I.
Speaker 8: Co signed, but I'll show up. I'll think of Sofia
Speaker 8: a drink.
Speaker 9: No, I just think it's very strange behavior to be
Speaker 9: treating your dog like it's a full human.
Speaker 8: I understand your dog is your best friend, and you.
Speaker 9: Know, get your dog treats, take your dog on walks,
Speaker 9: talk to your dog.
Speaker 2: This is the dog sidebar sidebar.
Speaker 3: This is from the guy who said I would never
Speaker 3: you know what he did disturb the pot a year ago.
Speaker 3: Anybody who's got an Instagram page for their.
Speaker 8: Dog, Yes, that's dumb. Yes, I'm guilty.
Speaker 5: Hash tag it's Ava Girl a girley.
Speaker 9: Yeah, but I just think I was talking to somebody
Speaker 9: about a week ago and they were saying like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 9: I was gonna go to this. I don't know, but
Speaker 9: we have to put insert dog name here down for
Speaker 9: a nap and she wouldn't fall asleep. We tried for
Speaker 9: like fifteen minutes. What are you talking about before? What
Speaker 9: are you talking about? This is not a whole baby.
Speaker 9: There's a text message said I have to put my
Speaker 9: dog in a stroller. He's a twelve year old chiuahah
Speaker 9: with heart failure. He would die in a water.
Speaker 3: I mean, that's the thing. It's kind of like an
Speaker 3: old lady in a wheelchair. You don't go good, get up,
Speaker 3: get on.
Speaker 4: You're a wanderer, You're meant to wander.
Speaker 9: But if you want to go, follow my dog at
Speaker 9: it's Ava Girl. She had a little plate date yesterday
Speaker 9: and I have never seen Ava look happier in her life.
Speaker 2: Who you play with?
Speaker 9: Alyssa has a friend who has a Golden Retriever much
Speaker 9: younger than Ava, but they're about the same size. And
Speaker 9: Ava and her name is Rosie, had the time of
Speaker 9: their lives.
Speaker 4: Can I say the only thing that I will would
Speaker 4: want to do that would treat my cat like it's
Speaker 4: a baby.
Speaker 8: Why this is the only thing I want to do.
Speaker 4: I want to get one of those like hoodies that
Speaker 4: you put the cat like in the hood spots so
Speaker 4: it's like right by your chest and they just kind
Speaker 4: of like hang out in the little hood. So then,
Speaker 4: because I always joke like I wish I could take
Speaker 4: my cat to school, I wish I could take my
Speaker 4: cat to work. As long as he could just sit
Speaker 4: on my neck all day. It just has like a
Speaker 4: comfort because they're so soft.
Speaker 9: I wouldn't put my dog in like a wedding or
Speaker 9: engagement photos. I know, we talked about this yesterday, like
Speaker 9: things that people do with their dogs. I think a
Speaker 9: wedding engagement photo should be you two are getting married.
Speaker 8: These aren't family photos.
Speaker 3: I know a lot of people who don't have kids,
Speaker 3: so they really will treat their cat and their dog
Speaker 3: like their child. They'll take them to little daycare and
Speaker 3: they'll take them to like little low beating in school.
Speaker 3: They'll have a dog walker so they're not home alone
Speaker 3: all day.
Speaker 8: So can I read this text?
Speaker 2: First?
Speaker 8: I one hundred percent agree with this.
Speaker 4: I'm no longer friends with someone because she accused me
Speaker 4: of neglect when I watched her dog once and went
Speaker 4: out to dinner with some friends. She said, the dog
Speaker 4: can't be alone ever, it's my baby.
Speaker 9: Oh ners, that's what I'm saying. It's the dog a
Speaker 9: little too much. Dogs are supposed to be or independent,
Speaker 9: and we good degree.
Speaker 3: We paid neighbor kids for many years to like watch
Speaker 3: the dog and watch the cats, like hey, when you
Speaker 3: come in, this back when Josie was around. And they're
Speaker 3: good kids. But they're kids, so you can see on
Speaker 3: like the alarm system. They come in at twelve fifteen
Speaker 3: and you're paying them to hang out with the dog
Speaker 3: and play for a little while. Yeah, and they leave
Speaker 3: at twelve eighteen.
Speaker 8: Oh great.
Speaker 3: So it's like all right, but you don't say anything
Speaker 3: to them. It's like, okay, they're kids, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Thank you. It is one one point three hat e WB.
Speaker 2: Just about time for Name that Tune?
Speaker 3: All right, here we go with the theme on name
Speaker 3: that tune. You're not making any sense and you fit
Speaker 3: right in all the songs today on name that tune
Speaker 3: have nonsense lyrics? Oh jeez, are you ready? Yes, Bailey,
Speaker 3: you will bid first on name that tune. Here is
Speaker 3: your clue, oh brother, brother brother?
Speaker 4: Oh okay. When you said the name of this like
Speaker 4: category not sense lyrics. Yes, there was one song that
Speaker 4: came to mind, and based on that clue, I feel
Speaker 4: like this one song has to be it. So I'm
Speaker 4: gonna say I can name that tune in one second.
Speaker 9: I'm like, way off. I don't even have a guest.
Speaker 9: I don't even know what that clue means. So Bailey,
Speaker 9: name that tune.
Speaker 8: Mm hmmmm.
Speaker 4: First band I ever loved when I was like five
Speaker 4: years old.
Speaker 8: That is Hansen with mbup.
Speaker 3: Okay, Bailey, you are on the board. Congratulations. Now Vant
Speaker 3: has the advantage on this one because this is your wheelhouse.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, but Vaunt gets to bid first. Here we go.
Speaker 3: Are you at a loss for words? No, there's a
Speaker 3: very good word for this dick. You already know it,
Speaker 3: don't you.
Speaker 5: I do?
Speaker 2: Okay, Vont, you gotta be aggressive.
Speaker 8: I can name that tune in one second.
Speaker 6: All right.
Speaker 8: I also said one Vont named that tune going.
Speaker 2: For it one second?
Speaker 8: Alright, what what justice for vond? What the hell was that?
Speaker 8: What's that about? What's that about? It's gonna go ahead.
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 4: That is super califragilistic, expialidosius, it's superstic Okay, enough, all right,
Speaker 4: I kept going, Oh, you know what, at the end
Speaker 4: of it, the winter gets to choose the.
Speaker 8: Song we play. You would never play that one.
Speaker 2: Do whatever you.
Speaker 3: Want, you go, nonsense lyrics, everybody, Bailey, you're up first ones.
Speaker 15: There was this song that didn't really make any sense.
Speaker 2: Okay, vocal quality, I.
Speaker 8: Know I was. I'm trying to pick up on that.
Speaker 15: There was a song that didn't really make any sense.
Speaker 2: Hmmm, nonsense lyrics.
Speaker 8: Might be a dub for me today. I'm not getting
Speaker 8: any of these clues. Well, I don't really know this
Speaker 8: one very well. So I'm gonna say I can name
Speaker 8: that tune in three seconds. I can name that tune
Speaker 8: in two seconds. All right, name that tune?
Speaker 3: Well will say, you're the disadvantage via the years the
Speaker 3: years me or Bailey?
Speaker 2: You want?
Speaker 8: Can you read the clue one more time?
Speaker 2: Sure? Clear that throat on.
Speaker 15: There was a song that didn't really make any sense.
Speaker 8: I got nothing.
Speaker 2: He's so real.
Speaker 8: I don't know either.
Speaker 4: Can you play more of the song, because obviously I
Speaker 4: get the point already, but I would love to hear more.
Speaker 2: It's called from a band called Crash Test Dummies.
Speaker 8: Oh wow, gosh, I feel like I maybe have heard it,
Speaker 8: but it.
Speaker 2: Was about well, you're about four years old.
Speaker 8: Okay, Well, okay, we're both at a disadvance.
Speaker 3: Doesn't give a lot of radio play anymore. Why not
Speaker 3: want to continue?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 3: Continue, okay, let's continue. Here we go nonsense lyrics, And
Speaker 3: here is your clue.
Speaker 5: Van.
Speaker 3: You're gonna bid first, and I'm going to tell you
Speaker 3: this one. It's still a little before your time, but
Speaker 3: I think you might know it. Okay, This catchy little
Speaker 3: ditty about Rodents is the catchiest diddy ever about Rodents.
Speaker 3: Bailey thinks she has it.
Speaker 2: Oh but doues she?
Speaker 8: Are you confident that you have it? Bailey?
Speaker 3: No, we're doing name that too, nonsense lyrics. This catchy
Speaker 3: little diddy about Rodents is the catchiest diddy ever about Rodents.
Speaker 8: I think I can name that tune in two seconds.
Speaker 15: Oh.
Speaker 8: I also said to name that tune nervous. Oh, come on,
Speaker 8: you have to know that one. You never do that
Speaker 8: song in a title.
Speaker 9: Huge on a radio Disney from Mountain song, the song
Speaker 9: the Chipmunk song. He said, Rodents, I'm just going by
Speaker 9: Rodents the Chipmunk song. No, oh, I've got it. It's
Speaker 9: the Hamster Dance.
Speaker 8: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: I'm kind of hoping you picked that one.
Speaker 8: I've got to hope and I've picked that one.
Speaker 2: All right, let's move on to the next round, and
Speaker 2: here we go.
Speaker 8: I love people.
Speaker 9: Texted in about how me and Bailey should have knew
Speaker 9: that one from the last one from Dumb and Dumber.
Speaker 4: I've seen Dumb and number one time and I was like,
Speaker 4: seven test dummies.
Speaker 3: Yeah, here we go. It is Bailey one two. Your
Speaker 3: bidding first. Bakay, Okay, here we go. Wait, who's doing
Speaker 3: their pretty face? Is it Molly or Desmond?
Speaker 2: Wait?
Speaker 3: Who's doing their pretty face? Is it Molly or Desmond?
Speaker 8: Wow?
Speaker 4: Okay, I have no idea. I'm gonna say I can
Speaker 4: name that tune in four seconds.
Speaker 8: I was gonna say four seconds, I name that tune,
Speaker 8: all right, four seconds? No idea, don't have a song?
Speaker 9: The problem the toughest round category you've ever given that?
Speaker 8: Yeah, No, I have no idea what that song is.
Speaker 3: Okay, what I what? I Let's see if you can
Speaker 3: name it, you'll know it.
Speaker 8: Okay, we go, Oh.
Speaker 4: Say, I know that song, but I just don't know
Speaker 4: the first four seconds what it is.
Speaker 3: You know, there's two characters in it. It is Molly
Speaker 3: and Desmond. First Molly stays at home and does her
Speaker 3: pretty face. Then Paul McCartney screwed up the lyrics and
Speaker 3: they kept the take. He says, Desmond stays at home
Speaker 3: and does his pretty face. But they said let's keep
Speaker 3: that take.
Speaker 8: They're both doing their pretty face. That's cute.
Speaker 3: Back to songs that you will absolutely know but still
Speaker 3: have non lyrics. Okay, vant, you're bidding first on this one.
Speaker 3: The title for this nonsensical song was inspired by a
Speaker 3: brand of deodorant.
Speaker 4: I think I can name that tune in two seconds?
Speaker 4: Oh wow, you like didn't even eight points?
Speaker 9: Baby?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I know? Okay, I said three seconds, So wont
Speaker 4: name that tune?
Speaker 8: Iconic smells like teen Spirit?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 8: Yes, nice?
Speaker 3: Okay, A couple of rounds name that tune? Nonsense lyrics