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We 0:00:39.050 --> 0:00:40.660 got Ben Maller live in Las Vegas. 0:00:40.740 --> 0:00:43.659 It's been awesome. And there's Chris, and there's Sauce. Hi, guys. 0:00:43.920 --> 0:00:44.300 Hi, hi. 0:00:44.500 --> 0:00:44.700 Hello. 0:00:44.740 --> 0:00:45.400 How cool is Ben? 0:00:45.600 --> 0:00:46.720 Ben's the best. He's so awesome. 0:00:46.740 --> 0:00:47.800 He's the best guy ever. 0:00:47.840 --> 0:00:49.360 He's in, by the way. We talked during the break 0:00:49.400 --> 0:00:52.729 there for the— The 25th anniversary celebration. We're going to 0:00:52.750 --> 0:00:54.010 get him all set up here, and he's going to 0:00:54.030 --> 0:00:56.209 be part of it for us, man. So look at that. 0:00:56.290 --> 0:00:57.610 It's a star-studded show. 0:00:58.090 --> 0:00:58.390 Oh, yeah. 0:00:58.450 --> 0:01:00.090 The dude's the best. I love this show. 0:01:00.250 --> 0:01:02.510 I finally pulled this up on the screen here, the 0:01:02.570 --> 0:01:04.820 video feed, and so I can see both of your 0:01:04.860 --> 0:01:05.740 beautiful faces. 0:01:06.380 --> 0:01:07.850 And Chris, behind you. 0:01:08.040 --> 0:01:08.460 Oh, my. 0:01:08.860 --> 0:01:09.360 I know, dude. 0:01:09.400 --> 0:01:10.620 God damn hard. 0:01:10.700 --> 0:01:11.400 I know, dude. 0:01:11.420 --> 0:01:11.780 I know. 0:01:12.360 --> 0:01:17.260 This is truly one of my favorite places on planet Earth. 0:01:17.560 --> 0:01:18.140 Yes, dude. 0:01:18.459 --> 0:01:19.520 And I'm here right now. 0:01:19.560 --> 0:01:19.920 I know. 0:01:20.300 --> 0:01:21.900 And so thank you, John, for standing up for me 0:01:21.940 --> 0:01:24.120 when they were all being critical of me. I was 0:01:24.190 --> 0:01:27.070 trying to give up my microphone to Ben. And sure, 0:01:27.090 --> 0:01:30.890 I could have sat here and watched the radio. Or 0:01:31.810 --> 0:01:33.449 I could have gone and made $ 500 like I just did. 0:01:36.230 --> 0:01:36.930 You know what I mean? 0:01:36.950 --> 0:01:38.610 What machine did you play? 0:01:38.640 --> 0:01:39.420 I played all of them. 0:01:39.730 --> 0:01:42.060 So help me with this, because we have a general 0:01:42.120 --> 0:01:45.560 idea of how many people are either staying at Circa 0:01:45.580 --> 0:01:48.540 in November or will find their way to that sportsbook 0:01:48.580 --> 0:01:52.380 at 3.30 in the morning, Vegas time, when we do 0:01:52.420 --> 0:01:55.320 those two shows, the, what is it, the. 0:01:55.080 --> 0:01:58.460 19th and 20th? Is that right? Because we're the 18th, 0:01:58.460 --> 0:01:59.809 so it would be the 19th and the 20th. 0:01:59.820 --> 0:02:02.600 Yeah, those are the two broadcast dates. 0:02:03.460 --> 0:02:04.920 Is there enough space for. 0:02:06.440 --> 0:02:08.600 Are we going to pack that place? I was just 0:02:08.639 --> 0:02:11.620 talking to Ben Maller's lovely bride about this exact thing. 0:02:12.340 --> 0:02:15.400 It's a big space. It might not be big enough. 0:02:15.419 --> 0:02:16.139 It might not be. 0:02:16.160 --> 0:02:16.780 I'm not kidding you. 0:02:16.980 --> 0:02:17.919 We have our table. 0:02:18.300 --> 0:02:20.660 From what they're saying, people will be standing. And the 0:02:20.680 --> 0:02:23.260 cool thing about it is there's two levels. And so 0:02:23.280 --> 0:02:24.860 I know you can't see it from where we're at. 0:02:25.960 --> 0:02:27.240 What we've got to do, and I know we talked 0:02:27.400 --> 0:02:29.660 yesterday off the air about it with Zach, about making 0:02:29.740 --> 0:02:31.739 sure that the audio from the show is able to 0:02:31.780 --> 0:02:35.239 be heard from everywhere within Circa, which The fact that 0:02:35.260 --> 0:02:37.960 we come on at 3.30 a.m. local time here is 0:02:38.000 --> 0:02:39.910 going to help because there aren't a lot of people 0:02:39.970 --> 0:02:41.600 who aren't involved in the show that are going to 0:02:41.650 --> 0:02:43.490 be in here wondering what the hell they're listening to. 0:02:43.730 --> 0:02:45.830 Yeah, how many people are just wandering around right now? 0:02:46.430 --> 0:02:47.050 Not a lot. 0:02:47.070 --> 0:02:47.510 Not a lot. 0:02:47.590 --> 0:02:48.030 One? 0:02:48.290 --> 0:02:50.830 Yeah, people who aren't having the kind of luck that 0:02:50.850 --> 0:02:52.770 I've been having, if you know what I mean. People 0:02:52.790 --> 0:02:55.250 who are chasing things, people who are contemplating how they're 0:02:55.270 --> 0:02:57.090 going to pay their rent. Those people are hanging around 0:02:57.130 --> 0:03:01.050 right now. It's not a giant crowd, so I think 0:03:01.090 --> 0:03:03.310 we'll be able to do that. But there's enough room 0:03:03.350 --> 0:03:06.139 for people to not be in here with us but 0:03:06.200 --> 0:03:09.060 still be able to watch us from the other vantage points. 0:03:09.080 --> 0:03:10.400 So I think we'll be all right. I really do. 0:03:10.740 --> 0:03:14.560 Those are the– yeah, when we're on the show at 0:03:14.600 --> 0:03:17.280 that time, too, it's always funny to see during breaks 0:03:17.320 --> 0:03:19.480 when you look around at the people not involved. It's 0:03:19.560 --> 0:03:22.830 usually the baby giraffes coming home from the club, the 0:03:22.870 --> 0:03:26.210 gals carrying their high-heeled shoes and they're wobbly on their 0:03:26.270 --> 0:03:30.520 legs because they either– are hammered or just got hammered 0:03:30.600 --> 0:03:31.579 or whatever. 0:03:31.900 --> 0:03:33.750 But, yeah, just the wobbly legs. 0:03:34.230 --> 0:03:36.790 It's always such an interesting time of night because it's 0:03:36.850 --> 0:03:39.710 both early and late at the same time. 0:03:39.730 --> 0:03:40.930 And you've got to watch where you step. 0:03:41.290 --> 0:03:41.690 You do. 0:03:42.110 --> 0:03:43.690 You've got to watch what you're stepping on. 0:03:43.890 --> 0:03:44.250 I always do. 0:03:44.250 --> 0:03:45.110 It's going to be pretty gross. 0:03:45.890 --> 0:03:46.510 I always do. 0:03:46.550 --> 0:03:50.350 All right, let's do the news with Chris Hockey. 0:03:53.360 --> 0:03:58.310 This is KFAN News with Chris Hockey, presented by the St. 0:03:58.390 --> 0:03:59.150 Paul Saints. 0:03:59.270 --> 0:04:01.250 Hi, my name is Chris Hockey, and I am here 0:04:01.270 --> 0:04:03.010 to talk about the news, and I say thank you 0:04:03.030 --> 0:04:03.320 to the St. 0:04:03.330 --> 0:04:03.750 Paul Saints. 0:04:03.830 --> 0:04:07.810 Check out saintsbaseball.com. Get on down to a game, CHS Field, 0:04:08.350 --> 0:04:12.290 and that's saintsbaseball.com. They're playing as we speak this weekend 0:04:12.490 --> 0:04:15.440 against Toledo, wrapping up that series real quickly here. So 0:04:15.500 --> 0:04:18.380 thank you, St. Paul Saints. Here are our top stories. 0:04:19.060 --> 0:04:22.980 The 161st Minnesota State Fair is underway in Falcon Heights. 0:04:23.660 --> 0:04:27.719 The 12-day event opened on Thursday with new foods, livestock exhibits, 0:04:28.200 --> 0:04:31.970 and midway rides. And, of course, singer-songwriter Bonnie Raitt performed 0:04:32.010 --> 0:04:35.270 for more than 12,000 fans last night at the Grandstand. Tonight, 0:04:36.130 --> 0:04:38.110 do you guys know who the headliner is tonight? 0:04:38.350 --> 0:04:42.089 Yeah, the person behind you. Yeah. Taking the escalator. 0:04:43.529 --> 0:04:44.930 Is Weird Al Yankovic behind me? 0:04:45.089 --> 0:04:46.790 No, I don't think that was Weird Al. 0:04:46.910 --> 0:04:49.310 Oh, okay, cool. Go ahead and see. What, what, what? 0:04:49.870 --> 0:04:50.490 I didn't see. 0:04:50.529 --> 0:04:51.470 Paul, put your hand down. 0:04:51.510 --> 0:04:52.480 Was it a lady? 0:04:52.630 --> 0:04:52.800 Yeah. 0:04:53.300 --> 0:04:54.500 Was it the lady who helped us yesterday? 0:04:54.600 --> 0:04:54.880 Was it? 0:04:54.880 --> 0:04:55.020 No. 0:04:55.220 --> 0:04:55.460 Okay. 0:04:56.980 --> 0:04:58.580 I didn't see her, but I'll give it a shot. 0:04:58.600 --> 0:04:59.479 I ain't busy. 0:04:59.540 --> 0:05:01.940 Hey, what was the number for attendance yesterday? 0:05:01.980 --> 0:05:04.289 Because when I was keeping an eye on Twin Cities 0:05:04.320 --> 0:05:05.910 Live from 3 to 4.30, it. 0:05:05.890 --> 0:05:09.560 Looked thinner than normal for a Thursday. Is it a 0:05:09.580 --> 0:05:11.830 light opening? They won't announce it until this afternoon. 0:05:11.850 --> 0:05:13.529 I was going to say, I don't see the numbers anywhere. 0:05:14.089 --> 0:05:17.050 It looked very manageable. Did it really? It felt pretty 0:05:17.089 --> 0:05:18.450 busy out there yesterday. 0:05:18.670 --> 0:05:21.510 The pictures I saw looked pretty packed, but I don't know. 0:05:21.810 --> 0:05:26.730 It took Nick like two hours to get that in yesterday. 0:05:26.750 --> 0:05:31.510 And again, he's going to go gambling again. 0:05:31.710 --> 0:05:35.089 I'm not coming home. I'm not. 0:05:35.589 --> 0:05:37.050 I was talking to Ben about the fact that he 0:05:37.070 --> 0:05:39.250 does his radio show from his house. I'm like, well, 0:05:39.270 --> 0:05:42.010 my house could be anywhere. You know what I mean? 0:05:42.029 --> 0:05:42.349 Right. 0:05:42.710 --> 0:05:42.950 Anyway. 0:05:43.390 --> 0:05:45.590 Like a sports book in Las Vegas, for example. 0:05:45.610 --> 0:05:45.730 No, no. 0:05:45.850 --> 0:05:48.930 Maybe Deadwood. Deadwood's more my speed, man. 0:05:49.230 --> 0:05:50.890 I love Deadwood so much. 0:05:50.970 --> 0:05:51.510 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:05:51.529 --> 0:05:52.480 You have other options. 0:05:52.890 --> 0:05:53.190 You know? 0:05:53.680 --> 0:05:54.779 You don't have to gamble. 0:05:55.120 --> 0:05:55.280 Oh. 0:05:55.420 --> 0:05:56.840 You have other options. Go on. 0:05:56.880 --> 0:05:58.620 Yeah, you can walk to the stratosphere. 0:05:59.470 --> 0:06:01.670 I did that yesterday. I almost died three times, and 0:06:01.710 --> 0:06:03.029 I saw a guy with an open head wound. 0:06:03.730 --> 0:06:05.830 Massive head wound, Harry. 0:06:06.589 --> 0:06:07.390 Yeah. 0:06:07.410 --> 0:06:10.060 This sucks. Police say a juvenile with a knife prompted 0:06:10.100 --> 0:06:13.300 a lockdown at Austin High School in Austin, Minnesota. Officers 0:06:13.339 --> 0:06:16.160 responded to the school around 8.35 a.m. on Thursday to 0:06:16.180 --> 0:06:19.279 a student experiencing a mental health crisis. A school resource 0:06:19.320 --> 0:06:23.280 officer reportedly de-escalated the situation without using force, thank God. 0:06:23.880 --> 0:06:26.260 The juvenile was taken to Mayo Clinic for medical care. 0:06:26.279 --> 0:06:29.219 No injuries reported, and the school returned to normal operations, man. 0:06:29.500 --> 0:06:30.380 Thanks. 0:06:30.940 --> 0:06:31.380 My goodness. 0:06:31.600 --> 0:06:33.550 Returning to school, and those stories already beginning. 0:06:34.370 --> 0:06:36.349 So they've already started in Austin? 0:06:36.630 --> 0:06:37.470 It looks like they have, yeah. 0:06:37.490 --> 0:06:38.010 Dang, man. 0:06:38.550 --> 0:06:40.350 And my kiddo starts Monday, and I feel like that's 0:06:41.089 --> 0:06:43.240 just sacrilegious to start before Labor Day. 0:06:43.270 --> 0:06:44.900 It's so weird to start during the state fair. 0:06:45.279 --> 0:06:45.659 Yep. Yep. 0:06:45.760 --> 0:06:48.760 Yep. Yeah, you've got to wait until the fair's over. 0:06:49.230 --> 0:06:51.020 Yeah, man, the fair's in August. 0:06:51.060 --> 0:06:53.930 Honestly, how much is that going to kill the attendance 0:06:53.970 --> 0:06:54.710 at the state fair? 0:06:55.130 --> 0:06:55.810 That's a great point. 0:06:55.830 --> 0:06:58.010 When most people go there with their families, that's a 0:06:58.089 --> 0:07:00.070 lot of people next week that are not going to go. 0:07:00.230 --> 0:07:00.690 You know what? 0:07:00.710 --> 0:07:02.510 I'm in favor of starting school then. 0:07:04.110 --> 0:07:04.950 I'm in favor. 0:07:05.330 --> 0:07:06.170 I think it's a good idea. 0:07:06.230 --> 0:07:08.190 It has to impact it, right? The same way, Caruso, 0:07:08.210 --> 0:07:09.230 you were telling us about the. 0:07:10.720 --> 0:07:13.000 What was that bit with the resorts and stuff? 0:07:13.100 --> 0:07:13.580 Oh, yeah. 0:07:13.600 --> 0:07:15.520 When I was in the legislature, we had talked about 0:07:15.580 --> 0:07:20.660 trying to start school earlier in the year because over 0:07:20.700 --> 0:07:26.500 the summer, kids lose skills. And the things you learn 0:07:26.520 --> 0:07:29.900 in the legislature, the unintended consequences with phones ringing off 0:07:29.920 --> 0:07:33.320 the hook and tons of emails from resorts and hotels 0:07:33.420 --> 0:07:38.320 and destinations that rely upon that final weekend to to 0:07:38.480 --> 0:07:41.620 allow people to go and spend money before really, really 0:07:41.660 --> 0:07:43.260 starting the year. And I think that's why a lot 0:07:43.280 --> 0:07:45.930 of schools will be off next Friday, the ones that 0:07:45.970 --> 0:07:46.550 start next. 0:07:46.450 --> 0:07:48.290 Week, I think. Most of them are. 0:07:48.450 --> 0:07:48.630 Yeah. 0:07:48.650 --> 0:07:49.190 You got that right. 0:07:49.310 --> 0:07:51.250 So it's kind of a happy medium. Then they get 0:07:51.290 --> 0:07:54.310 a nice four-day weekend still. Go spend that money. How 0:07:54.330 --> 0:07:56.500 about those Ma and Pa resorts? 0:07:57.350 --> 0:07:59.290 Yeah, you know what's better than a happy medium is 0:07:59.350 --> 0:08:00.950 a super happy XXL. 0:08:01.050 --> 0:08:03.300 Oh, my. 0:08:03.720 --> 0:08:06.660 As my dad always said, those are the more thankful ones. 0:08:06.680 --> 0:08:07.840 Oh, come on. 0:08:07.940 --> 0:08:11.650 You two might be related. I mean, I've never been 0:08:11.750 --> 0:08:13.510 so sure of it. Oh, by the way, Tom Hanks 0:08:13.610 --> 0:08:13.810 and Mr. 0:08:13.810 --> 0:08:13.970 Rogers. 0:08:17.060 --> 0:08:21.140 A rugby game? It's Australian rules football. Yeah, hard bet 0:08:21.180 --> 0:08:21.520 on it. 0:08:21.700 --> 0:08:21.960 I did. 0:08:21.980 --> 0:08:23.900 I don't know the rules of it. I really do 0:08:23.960 --> 0:08:26.190 wish I knew the rules to Australian rules football. 0:08:26.470 --> 0:08:28.430 Then you know what you're cheering for, at least. 0:08:28.470 --> 0:08:28.870 Right, right. 0:08:28.890 --> 0:08:30.450 And it looks like they just tackle each other, and 0:08:30.470 --> 0:08:31.790 then they get up and cuss at each other and 0:08:31.830 --> 0:08:33.490 roll the ball between their legs and keep going. I 0:08:33.530 --> 0:08:35.840 don't know the rules, but I got $ 1, 000 on the 0:08:35.860 --> 0:08:36.500 team in white. 0:08:37.900 --> 0:08:40.980 Tommy should have played this. It's a lot of man-on-man action. 0:08:41.340 --> 0:08:41.660 Hot. 0:08:42.640 --> 0:08:48.340 Anyway, a sad news out of Duluth, the Great Lakes Aquarium, 0:08:48.420 --> 0:08:53.400 mourning the death of its beloved giant Pacific octopus, Fitzgerald. 0:08:54.370 --> 0:08:57.850 The aquarium, says Fitzgerald, was humanely euthanized after reaching the 0:08:57.910 --> 0:08:59.550 end of her healthy life expectancy. 0:08:59.790 --> 0:09:02.969 That's a huge bitch. It was a huge bitch. 0:09:03.050 --> 0:09:05.510 She entered the final stage of her life after laying 0:09:05.690 --> 0:09:09.250 thousands of eggs about 10 months ago. She was still 0:09:09.270 --> 0:09:09.809 putting out. 0:09:09.970 --> 0:09:12.520 Wow. Why'd they put her down then? She still had 0:09:12.559 --> 0:09:13.980 some use. 0:09:14.080 --> 0:09:16.440 She probably looked at him and said, I've had enough, guys. 0:09:16.540 --> 0:09:17.620 I am tired. 0:09:17.760 --> 0:09:19.260 R.I.P. That was a great poop. 0:09:20.620 --> 0:09:22.059 Yep, that's right. That's right. 0:09:22.640 --> 0:09:23.000 Thank you. 0:09:23.380 --> 0:09:26.690 Fitzgerald had nine arms and grew eight feet. 0:09:26.710 --> 0:09:27.069 Wait a minute. 0:09:29.030 --> 0:09:30.599 Octopus with Nine arms? 0:09:31.080 --> 0:09:33.200 I thought it was eight. I thought they had... Three! 0:09:33.880 --> 0:09:34.760 Four. 0:09:34.980 --> 0:09:36.420 Three! 0:09:36.800 --> 0:09:42.800 Three! Okay, get ready with the button again. Fitzgerald had 0:09:42.880 --> 0:09:44.949 nine arms and grew to eight feet long and weighed 0:09:44.950 --> 0:09:45.530 40 pounds. 0:09:45.550 --> 0:09:46.870 That's a huge bitch! 0:09:46.950 --> 0:09:47.270 Thank you. 0:09:47.290 --> 0:09:52.450 She was named for the Edmund Fitzgerald. 0:09:52.830 --> 0:09:53.670 How old was she? 0:09:54.429 --> 0:09:57.830 Didn't say, just said reached her final stage of life 0:09:57.890 --> 0:09:58.990 after laying thousands of legs. 0:09:59.030 --> 0:09:59.089 No. 0:10:02.730 --> 0:10:05.069 And do you think they wouldn't parcel her out for. 0:10:05.150 --> 0:10:05.510 What? 0:10:05.830 --> 0:10:08.220 What do you call that when they make edifumami or 0:10:08.250 --> 0:10:09.270 whatever it is? 0:10:09.429 --> 0:10:10.550 You mean calamari? 0:10:10.600 --> 0:10:12.460 Calamari, yeah. 0:10:12.500 --> 0:10:15.040 Edifumani? You've hit too many bonuses. 0:10:15.540 --> 0:10:16.880 Edifumani would hock. 0:10:17.380 --> 0:10:20.420 Oh, for sure. I don't know, man. 0:10:20.440 --> 0:10:21.210 It's going to be a long day. 0:10:21.220 --> 0:10:22.980 You've gone cross-eyed. 0:10:23.660 --> 0:10:24.830 It's going to be a long day. 0:10:25.210 --> 0:10:27.210 He's ready for his walk to Slots of Fun. 0:10:28.309 --> 0:10:29.730 He's going to Uber this time. 0:10:31.210 --> 0:10:33.589 Well, listen, man. I don't know. It's going to be 0:10:33.610 --> 0:10:34.800 a long day, and I'm looking forward to it. 0:10:34.850 --> 0:10:36.830 I've got football tonight. I'm super excited, man. 0:10:36.870 --> 0:10:37.750 The team's back together. 0:10:37.770 --> 0:10:38.250 Let's go. 0:10:38.270 --> 0:10:42.620 Let's see what else is going on. Nobody cares about that. 0:10:43.429 --> 0:10:43.790 Boy, yeah. 0:10:43.890 --> 0:10:46.860 How about that? By the way, unbelievable, the footage out 0:10:46.880 --> 0:10:47.340 of Nepal. 0:10:47.780 --> 0:10:48.280 Oh, man. 0:10:49.120 --> 0:10:51.920 I can't believe it, man. There's a desperate search for 0:10:51.980 --> 0:10:54.800 survivors playing out in the Himalayas. That's where hundreds are 0:10:54.840 --> 0:10:59.100 dead and around 1,000 people are missing, including nearly 100 Americans, 0:10:59.140 --> 0:11:01.660 by the way, after flash flooding swept through an area 0:11:01.720 --> 0:11:05.260 along the Nepal-Tibet border. The flood happened on Wednesday when 0:11:05.300 --> 0:11:08.059 the collapse of a glacier sent a deadly wall of 0:11:08.120 --> 0:11:11.210 water through a mountain valley in the border region. Secretary 0:11:11.230 --> 0:11:14.410 of State Marco Rubio offered condolences to Nepal after the 0:11:14.450 --> 0:11:17.650 disaster in a post on social media. But again, it 0:11:18.850 --> 0:11:23.699 was the collapse of a... A giant piece of ice, obviously, 0:11:23.740 --> 0:11:24.480 and bam. 0:11:25.200 --> 0:11:27.720 It doesn't look real. The videos don't look real, and 0:11:28.260 --> 0:11:28.800 the one. 0:11:28.700 --> 0:11:30.700 That I just can't stop thinking about is you get 0:11:30.740 --> 0:11:33.290 that overhead view, and you see all the people on 0:11:33.309 --> 0:11:36.750 the ground running because they're like, we've got to get 0:11:36.830 --> 0:11:38.770 out of here. And then as soon as the water 0:11:38.830 --> 0:11:41.309 appears on the left side of the screen, because for 0:11:41.350 --> 0:11:42.320 a second you're like, oh, I can't. 0:11:43.059 --> 0:11:45.739 I wonder what kind of water they are running from. 0:11:45.760 --> 0:11:48.580 As soon as it makes an appearance, you realize, oh, 0:11:48.640 --> 0:11:53.179 they don't have any chance. It doesn't matter if they're sitting, standing, 0:11:53.280 --> 0:11:56.000 or if they're Usain Bolt. Usain Bolt ain't out running 0:11:56.040 --> 0:11:59.290 this thing. You just have to get lucky now because 0:11:59.309 --> 0:12:00.970 you're probably dead. You're just going to have to get 0:12:01.250 --> 0:12:04.770 unbelievably lucky, and so many people did not get lucky. 0:12:04.830 --> 0:12:08.150 Most likely going to just die tired, essentially. It's like 0:12:08.190 --> 0:12:09.670 you're going to be running, but you have to run. 0:12:10.610 --> 0:12:13.710 The word flash flood does it no justice. Because I 0:12:13.770 --> 0:12:17.060 saw the headlines, and then on social media, there's a 0:12:17.160 --> 0:12:17.980 ton of footage. 0:12:19.170 --> 0:12:21.170 It is just mind-blowing. 0:12:21.190 --> 0:12:23.569 Yeah, that's not a flood. That's a full-on wave, right? 0:12:23.630 --> 0:12:26.709 It's just one giant wave that just hits the beginning 0:12:26.750 --> 0:12:29.930 of that little town area and then just wipes out 0:12:29.980 --> 0:12:31.000 that entire valley. 0:12:31.040 --> 0:12:32.340 With no warning. No warning. 0:12:32.460 --> 0:12:35.140 It's not like the tsunamis and stuff before that one, 0:12:35.160 --> 0:12:36.300 I think, from. 0:12:35.920 --> 0:12:37.939 2014, which was horrific. 0:12:38.000 --> 0:12:40.099 There at least was a bit of notice. 0:12:40.679 --> 0:12:41.780 There's a siren going off. 0:12:41.820 --> 0:12:42.319 You're right. 0:12:42.340 --> 0:12:42.980 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:12:43.490 --> 0:12:46.570 It's weird, too, man. I was watching some science folks 0:12:46.610 --> 0:12:49.050 talk about this yesterday to try to really get an 0:12:49.130 --> 0:12:51.230 idea and understand what happened. Because as you guys were 0:12:51.250 --> 0:12:54.330 talking about, I know they had no warning, but how 0:12:54.350 --> 0:12:56.710 did they have no warning? Do you know what I mean? 0:12:57.820 --> 0:13:00.949 That much water, if the glacier was that close to collapsing, 0:13:01.309 --> 0:13:03.250 it must not just have been a glacier collapsing. It 0:13:03.290 --> 0:13:06.010 must have been some sort of a dam or something 0:13:06.050 --> 0:13:10.540 like that. I can't imagine, man. I should have spent 0:13:10.559 --> 0:13:12.140 more time looking this morning, but I was busy doing 0:13:12.160 --> 0:13:16.110 other things. I need to know more information about this 0:13:16.150 --> 0:13:19.570 because that was a river that didn't exist of water 0:13:19.610 --> 0:13:23.450 that came down the mountain and just destroyed everything. There 0:13:23.510 --> 0:13:25.699 had to have been people just sitting in their house 0:13:25.720 --> 0:13:28.400 who had no idea that water was even coming at them. 0:13:28.620 --> 0:13:30.200 And you see the houses just get. 0:13:30.320 --> 0:13:32.360 Gone. They're just gone. They don't exist. 0:13:32.760 --> 0:13:32.939 Yeah. 0:13:33.480 --> 0:13:33.620 So. 0:13:34.170 --> 0:13:36.100 Anyway, more information on that to come, I'm sure. So 0:13:36.140 --> 0:13:38.040 that is the news. 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See you, bro. 0:14:07.370 --> 0:14:09.530 All right. Sauce and sports after this on The Fan. 0:14:13.390 --> 0:14:13.910 The Fan. 0:14:15.590 --> 0:14:18.690 A cheaper machine can feel like a win until downtime. 0:14:22.570 --> 0:14:27.310 Score your chance at top-tier tickets from the Smashing Pumpkins, 0:14:27.350 --> 0:14:28.730 the Luke Combs, and more. 0:14:28.850 --> 0:14:29.330 Don't wait. 0:14:29.430 --> 0:14:32.220 Enter now at kfan.com keyword contest. 0:14:36.030 --> 0:14:38.470 All right, Marnie Gellner joins the show. Good morning, Marnie. 0:14:38.490 --> 0:14:39.770 How are you? Hi, good morning. 0:14:40.270 --> 0:14:40.810 I'm great. 0:14:41.050 --> 0:14:43.370 I don't know if the guys in Vegas are drinking Surfside, 0:14:43.410 --> 0:14:44.370 but you probably would if. 0:14:44.370 --> 0:14:44.810 You were there. 0:14:45.290 --> 0:14:50.640 Oh, I had maybe, nope, I had the best Surfside 0:14:51.240 --> 0:14:53.400 I've had because of circumstances. 0:14:53.700 --> 0:14:54.060 Go on. 0:14:54.200 --> 0:14:59.560 At the Chicks Lady A Tim McGraw concert, which I 0:14:59.580 --> 0:15:03.359 know we talked about on Tuesday, but just because it 0:15:03.420 --> 0:15:08.840 was a Gorgeous summer evening. There was live music. I 0:15:08.880 --> 0:15:11.690 was with good friends. The more I think about it, 0:15:12.180 --> 0:15:17.840 that was a quintessential just awesome night. That is a 0:15:19.020 --> 0:15:21.560 freeze time, take a photograph. 0:15:21.080 --> 0:15:23.500 In your memory type of evening. 0:15:23.220 --> 0:15:27.750 Just because it was nothing but good times. 0:15:28.850 --> 0:15:31.730 So it appeared you were with like eight to ten friends. 0:15:33.010 --> 0:15:35.530 Give or take. At times. 0:15:35.570 --> 0:15:36.810 What is that like? 0:15:38.720 --> 0:15:39.940 Having friends. 0:15:41.000 --> 0:15:41.280 Sorry. 0:15:41.720 --> 0:15:42.520 What is Hawk doing? 0:15:42.900 --> 0:15:43.160 Nothing. 0:15:43.400 --> 0:15:45.040 He's watching adult videos. 0:15:45.080 --> 0:15:48.680 I am definitely not. I was listening to Marnie and 0:15:48.710 --> 0:15:50.650