WEBVTT - HR. Uno - In The Matrix 0:00:00.440 --> 0:00:02.880 Listen up. The radies just came in for last month. 0:00:03.279 --> 0:00:04.760 We are number one. 0:00:04.880 --> 0:00:09.479 We just grabbed every key demography, super duper. 0:00:09.720 --> 0:00:13.640 That's nice, right to go, Nito Gay, Yes, boy, that 0:00:13.760 --> 0:00:14.480 is good news. 0:00:14.600 --> 0:00:17.360 It is the tenth day of June twenty twenty six, 0:00:17.880 --> 0:00:20.119 and good morning to you. Hello everybody, My name is 0:00:20.160 --> 0:00:22.560 Chris Hockey. Welcome to the pouch of morning show. Here's 0:00:22.600 --> 0:00:25.720 what's going on today. Parker Fox coming on by what's 0:00:25.760 --> 0:00:27.840 going on in his world? He threw out the first pitch. 0:00:27.840 --> 0:00:30.000 All kinds of cool things right. More on that in 0:00:30.000 --> 0:00:32.400 the moment. But ladies and gentlemen, let's get this thing 0:00:32.400 --> 0:00:34.240 starts from comedy from Bill Burr. 0:00:34.440 --> 0:00:35.080 Come on in. 0:00:35.840 --> 0:00:37.280 I am glad you are here. 0:00:37.560 --> 0:00:38.559 Life could pass you by. 0:00:39.120 --> 0:00:41.360 It happens, you know, you just keep living and living 0:00:41.360 --> 0:00:41.680 and living. 0:00:41.680 --> 0:00:42.120 You know what it is. 0:00:42.120 --> 0:00:43.800 You basically you got I think you got like twenty 0:00:43.800 --> 0:00:46.680 five thirty years to absorb as much as you can 0:00:47.000 --> 0:00:49.319 and then that's it. That's all you know, because right 0:00:49.360 --> 0:00:51.680 around then you get married and it's over. 0:00:52.360 --> 0:00:55.360 Right, you have a couple of kids. You sucked in 0:00:55.400 --> 0:00:55.840 the bubble. 0:00:56.000 --> 0:00:58.800 You don't have time to pay attention to what's going 0:00:58.800 --> 0:01:01.440 on on the world with these kids, Eh, don't be 0:01:01.480 --> 0:01:02.280 a stereo killer. 0:01:02.440 --> 0:01:05.520 Don't touch that. You're just stuck in that. You have 0:01:05.640 --> 0:01:06.480 three four kids. 0:01:06.480 --> 0:01:10.319 That is a twenty five year sentence trying to get 0:01:10.360 --> 0:01:11.600 them all through college. 0:01:12.080 --> 0:01:13.480 Society just keeps going. 0:01:14.319 --> 0:01:16.400 You get the last one through college, you step back 0:01:16.400 --> 0:01:17.039 out of the bubble. 0:01:17.120 --> 0:01:22.320 Just you don't know what happened. You're not even paying attention. 0:01:22.720 --> 0:01:24.360 You go back to your old record collection. 0:01:24.480 --> 0:01:29.319 Babteity about out a boo. 0:01:31.000 --> 0:01:33.360 Someone sicks a mic in your face. You gotta get 0:01:33.360 --> 0:01:48.200 in trouble. I agree way. 0:01:55.360 --> 0:01:59.040 Preshios operate a bubbles. 0:02:00.520 --> 0:02:01.600 I'm me the tires. 0:02:03.360 --> 0:02:09.880 Oh oh in the tax this. 0:02:11.639 --> 0:02:12.960 Yeah, you're sold tess. 0:02:12.800 --> 0:02:19.000 Heart and you sold my heart Monday. 0:02:19.960 --> 0:02:23.600 So I'm gonna let him my way because I launching 0:02:23.800 --> 0:02:29.560 see here day you say, I don't walk over the 0:02:29.560 --> 0:02:32.119 Power Tip Morning Show, Wednesday, June tenth, twenty twenty six. 0:02:32.160 --> 0:02:34.880 I'm Corey. That's Chris, that's Paul, that zach I guys, 0:02:34.960 --> 0:02:37.959 Hi Carlos, Good morning man, I'm good. How are you great? 0:02:38.720 --> 0:02:40.000 Great dog's daddy? 0:02:41.200 --> 0:02:42.600 I'm real good man. 0:02:43.120 --> 0:02:45.120 Just rain buzz killing your golf for the week. 0:02:45.400 --> 0:02:50.120 Oh oh, I know I was gonna go play on Friday. 0:02:50.120 --> 0:02:53.280 But I'm gonna go see that Stephen Spielberg movie. I 0:02:53.320 --> 0:02:57.720 can't wait, the Alien movie Disclosure Days. My kiddos at daycare, 0:02:57.840 --> 0:02:59.720 my wife works, So I'm gonna go see a movie. 0:02:59.720 --> 0:03:02.680 You want want to go? Hogs some thanks for the invite. 0:03:02.680 --> 0:03:04.200 You would ever want to go, but you don't care. 0:03:04.600 --> 0:03:06.760 You could go ten forty five screen you'd want to go. 0:03:07.520 --> 0:03:11.200 I can't. I got passwords on Friday. Oh you've heard 0:03:11.280 --> 0:03:14.280 good things. It's not really it's on Rotten Tomatoes. 0:03:14.400 --> 0:03:17.600 Yeah, we're all very familiar with is that right? 0:03:18.800 --> 0:03:22.240 Yeah, it wasn't a big fan. Huh No, interesting? Really 0:03:22.360 --> 0:03:25.600 you said he'd rather be pooked on. Oh she talked 0:03:25.600 --> 0:03:29.000 to your dad? Dare you sorry? Start over? You talked 0:03:29.000 --> 0:03:29.440 to Dwight? 0:03:29.600 --> 0:03:33.080 Nope? Now for real, though, I somebody? Yeah, yeah that's what. 0:03:33.120 --> 0:03:36.560 But but again it's one person's been sure. Yeah, but 0:03:36.600 --> 0:03:44.400 it's amazing how easily swayed I am. But yeah, no, 0:03:44.560 --> 0:03:45.839 I'm sure to be good. I'm sure to be good. 0:03:46.080 --> 0:03:48.040 H Yeah. Now it's down to eighty four percent? 0:03:48.880 --> 0:03:50.360 Stop yeah dropping? 0:03:51.160 --> 0:03:55.760 How many radio it is? Uh? I mean one hundred 0:03:55.760 --> 0:03:59.480 and thirty eight reviews that's pretty good. Yeah, I'm excited 0:03:59.520 --> 0:03:59.920 to see it. 0:04:01.000 --> 0:04:03.200 Never have one of the days when you leave here 0:04:03.200 --> 0:04:08.000 and you're like yeah, and then you get home and 0:04:08.000 --> 0:04:10.600 you go through your day and you're like yeah, and 0:04:10.640 --> 0:04:13.160 you finally sleep and you wake up and you're like, man, 0:04:13.200 --> 0:04:15.600 I'm real lucky I didn't send that email. 0:04:15.800 --> 0:04:19.960 Yep, yep, yesterday was one of those days. Tuesday, Yeah, 0:04:20.000 --> 0:04:22.599 it was Tuesday. Yeah, that's our day. 0:04:22.839 --> 0:04:27.760 Yeah, you got an email that, rightfully so should set 0:04:27.839 --> 0:04:28.280 you off. 0:04:28.640 --> 0:04:32.200 And and it got funnier than that. I it got 0:04:32.240 --> 0:04:36.560 funnier than that, and and there was just no one 0:04:36.600 --> 0:04:39.520 here to even ask a question too, or even to 0:04:39.520 --> 0:04:41.320 get an answer from. And then I realized it's not 0:04:41.360 --> 0:04:44.240 just that nobody was here, there's nobody that exists anymore 0:04:44.640 --> 0:04:47.320 within this building to even ask that question to. And 0:04:47.320 --> 0:04:51.080 then I thought, existentially, does anybody really know what time 0:04:51.120 --> 0:04:51.400 it is? 0:04:51.960 --> 0:04:52.240 Do you know? 0:04:52.880 --> 0:04:57.160 Is there anyone left to care? And and that was 0:04:57.240 --> 0:05:00.159 very frustrating and so poor Saucy. I apologize you you 0:05:00.200 --> 0:05:02.800 caught the uh, you caught the buzz into that blade, 0:05:02.920 --> 0:05:05.680 which is all right, Yeah, I apologized. 0:05:06.080 --> 0:05:08.560 Yeah, he hulk slammed over it. 0:05:09.080 --> 0:05:11.000 And I know that I shouldn't have because Pa was 0:05:11.000 --> 0:05:14.400 on the air. Yeah, but I just couldn't believe it. 0:05:14.520 --> 0:05:17.760 Yeah, I don't believe you. It was a ridiculous. 0:05:17.839 --> 0:05:19.880 The person we were talking about was sitting down the 0:05:19.920 --> 0:05:24.000 hallway at a desk with headphones on, looking like he 0:05:24.080 --> 0:05:26.440 was having the best day. 0:05:26.400 --> 0:05:31.280 Yeah, I just stop. Maybe maybe he was. I let 0:05:31.279 --> 0:05:31.880 the man live. 0:05:32.000 --> 0:05:33.320 Yeah, I know he was living. 0:05:33.520 --> 0:05:35.560 I had to stop my client from going over there. 0:05:37.160 --> 0:05:40.720 Yeah, he was living. He was doing great. I can't 0:05:40.720 --> 0:05:42.039 wait to tell you the rest of that story, because 0:05:42.080 --> 0:05:46.119 you guys will be like, wow, yeah, well that's really something. 0:05:46.440 --> 0:05:51.480 At one point in an email chain, oh boy, Corey, 0:05:52.480 --> 0:06:01.000 I just typed, My goodness, I could believe it. Sure, 0:06:02.080 --> 0:06:03.719 but you know it's just crazy. But you know what 0:06:03.760 --> 0:06:05.440 I'm seeing. The reason I bring that up is first 0:06:05.440 --> 0:06:07.240 of all, to apologize to Saucy for having to be 0:06:07.240 --> 0:06:12.400 the victim of that, but also because I think I 0:06:12.440 --> 0:06:16.800 think anybody I don't almost everyone I know who works 0:06:16.800 --> 0:06:18.480 at a big company is going through the exact same 0:06:18.520 --> 0:06:21.240 thing we're going through. Have you noticed that in. 0:06:21.240 --> 0:06:23.920 Terms of what what part of the corporate experience? 0:06:23.920 --> 0:06:28.040 Well, I think that a lot of companies, especially big ones, 0:06:28.080 --> 0:06:31.839 are shrinking their their work staff. But I've talked to 0:06:31.880 --> 0:06:35.120 so many people who there used to be somebody at 0:06:35.120 --> 0:06:38.000 the end of the hallway who could at least point 0:06:38.040 --> 0:06:41.160 you in the right direction or or assuage your fears, 0:06:41.760 --> 0:06:47.240 or answer your questions, or tell you you're wrong, or tell 0:06:47.279 --> 0:06:50.160 you you're right, pat you on the back, or kicking ace. 0:06:50.240 --> 0:06:54.400 You know. Yeah, and we all have drop foot. But 0:06:54.480 --> 0:06:57.960 he's doing that for about seven thousand people these days, right, 0:06:58.680 --> 0:07:01.400 And I don't think he has anybody to ask that 0:07:01.480 --> 0:07:04.719 question too anymore. It's just weird, right, But I found 0:07:04.720 --> 0:07:06.359 that it seems to be like that in all of 0:07:06.400 --> 0:07:08.479 corporate America. I would guess if you're out there on 0:07:08.480 --> 0:07:10.200 your way to your job right now, which you know, 0:07:10.240 --> 0:07:12.000 I'm I get to do this. I'm very grateful to 0:07:12.000 --> 0:07:16.320 have this job. But I would guess you are having 0:07:16.320 --> 0:07:18.800 some of the same situations, and I feel I feel 0:07:18.840 --> 0:07:20.320 bad for you. It's tough. It's tough. 0:07:20.560 --> 0:07:22.840 You want to We joke sometimes, we joke sometimes on 0:07:22.880 --> 0:07:25.960 the show that good thing there's no HR otherwise half 0:07:25.960 --> 0:07:28.520 the staff would have been fired. But the truth is is, 0:07:28.520 --> 0:07:30.120 I don't even know if we have an HR rep. 0:07:30.160 --> 0:07:31.000 We don't in the building. 0:07:31.640 --> 0:07:38.680 I don't think any as long as HM, as long as. 0:07:43.240 --> 0:07:46.320 This is the equivalent of my goodness. He's trying to 0:07:46.320 --> 0:07:48.920 decide whether or not to reply all one more time. 0:07:50.080 --> 0:07:51.440 Thank god he didn't right away. 0:07:51.560 --> 0:07:56.760 Yesterday I craft a not so carefully word an email. 0:07:57.280 --> 0:08:00.000 But I think this is the point of the entire 0:08:00.040 --> 0:08:02.120 I ran, I didn't know who to send it to. 0:08:02.360 --> 0:08:05.080 Yeah, so then you're just screaming into the wind. 0:08:05.160 --> 0:08:05.920 That's exactly right. 0:08:06.080 --> 0:08:08.400 Yeah. So I went outside, which is what you're complaining about, 0:08:08.440 --> 0:08:10.080 is right? Is I'm screaming into the wind. 0:08:10.160 --> 0:08:13.720 Yes, And I screamed into the wind that was Sauceag's head. 0:08:14.080 --> 0:08:16.920 Yeah. That blocks most of the winds. Yeah, I did. Yeah. 0:08:17.000 --> 0:08:21.680 Yeah, and then I I then I uh uh, I 0:08:21.800 --> 0:08:27.600 went outside and drove fast until I couldn't because of 0:08:27.600 --> 0:08:29.960 the construction, which made it even better. Yeah, I bet, 0:08:30.600 --> 0:08:32.920 I bet in The ninety one degrees was great too. 0:08:33.840 --> 0:08:38.160 Uh but uh, but the day ended very very well. 0:08:38.160 --> 0:08:40.240 I had dinner with my friends, and I played a 0:08:40.280 --> 0:08:42.200 gig with some other of my friends last night and 0:08:42.240 --> 0:08:46.160 it was fun. So that's good. This morning I did, 0:08:46.200 --> 0:08:48.760 I did do that. I did, and then it stopped raining. 0:08:48.840 --> 0:08:50.640 And but it was perfectly time because I had to 0:08:50.679 --> 0:08:52.000 come in to do the show. But because I was 0:08:52.000 --> 0:08:55.080 thinking about doing the show for my car, and then 0:08:55.080 --> 0:08:57.880 I thought to myself, would anybody even send an email 0:08:57.880 --> 0:08:59.920 and saying why is Hockey doing his email? Is rad 0:09:00.120 --> 0:09:00.720 or show from the car? 0:09:00.760 --> 0:09:03.600 And that's the No, Nope, don't think I would notice. 0:09:03.920 --> 0:09:05.760 All I could say is, hey, we're trying something different 0:09:05.760 --> 0:09:06.120 down here. 0:09:07.600 --> 0:09:10.160 That would be a great bit, is if if if 0:09:10.160 --> 0:09:13.120 we split all of us up like muppets take Manhattan, 0:09:13.200 --> 0:09:16.440 we just spread out over the country. Yeah, how long 0:09:16.480 --> 0:09:18.080 it would take them to realize we're not in the 0:09:18.080 --> 0:09:23.400 same room. I don't It might be days. It might 0:09:23.840 --> 0:09:25.679 Abbot would figure it out on day one, Yet the 0:09:25.720 --> 0:09:27.880 rest of the ground, it might be days. Yeah, it 0:09:27.960 --> 0:09:30.920 might be days. Yeah, you were in Tulsa for how 0:09:31.000 --> 0:09:33.120 long you're still in Indianapolis? 0:09:33.400 --> 0:09:33.640 Right? 0:09:34.320 --> 0:09:34.680 Jeez? 0:09:35.400 --> 0:09:37.200 Wait a minute, did your spots miss? 0:09:37.480 --> 0:09:37.640 No? 0:09:38.520 --> 0:09:40.920 Okay, wait a minute, did your spots miss? They did? 0:09:41.200 --> 0:09:42.200 Did anybody notice? 0:09:42.400 --> 0:09:45.320 No? Speaking of that, did any of while I was gone? 0:09:45.679 --> 0:09:48.000 Every single Yeah, one of them? 0:09:48.559 --> 0:09:49.240 Part of my thing. 0:09:49.840 --> 0:09:53.880 That's that's if I in my brand email, my rant email, 0:09:53.880 --> 0:09:56.640 it got deleted. That was topic number one. I sat 0:09:56.679 --> 0:09:59.080 here every day you were gone and watched spot after 0:09:59.160 --> 0:10:00.000 spot after spot. 0:10:00.000 --> 0:10:00.400 I missed it. 0:10:00.480 --> 0:10:03.240 I kept waiting for somebody to say, hey, how come. 0:10:03.160 --> 0:10:08.600 They're not in? Why would they notice clients of your man? 0:10:08.600 --> 0:10:12.760 That pisses me off. Remember I said that, Remember a 0:10:12.760 --> 0:10:15.200 couple of years ago when they changed the process and 0:10:15.200 --> 0:10:17.280 we all said, how come they didn't ask us? This 0:10:17.360 --> 0:10:20.160 is a terrible plan. Yeah, and we go this is 0:10:20.160 --> 0:10:25.760 gonna backfire. And every time I've left, I've been uncomfortable 0:10:25.760 --> 0:10:27.160 because I'm like, I'm going to be gone, and I 0:10:27.160 --> 0:10:29.440 know those are going to miss and most of the 0:10:29.440 --> 0:10:33.600 time they do. Yeah, the old way with our guy Miles, 0:10:33.720 --> 0:10:36.440 we never missed Myles. Why would email Myles? I would say, hey, 0:10:36.440 --> 0:10:38.319 what do you need? He'd say A B, C and D. 0:10:38.440 --> 0:10:40.839 I'd go, boom, here they are you all set? And 0:10:40.880 --> 0:10:42.520 you go, you're all set? And I'd get the hell 0:10:42.520 --> 0:10:44.000 out of here, and I wouldn't think of this job 0:10:44.040 --> 0:10:47.520 for a second and I could disconnect. Now it's got 0:10:47.520 --> 0:10:48.720 I bet all these are going to miss. 0:10:48.920 --> 0:10:52.680 Oh yeah, and they did. I'm not in any way 0:10:52.800 --> 0:10:56.720 ripping you good clients of yours? Yeah yeah, I mean 0:10:56.760 --> 0:10:58.800 they're all good clients of yours, but long time ones 0:10:58.880 --> 0:11:03.520 you means just roll by like it didn't matter. 0:11:03.880 --> 0:11:06.760 Yep, I waved at him. 0:11:06.800 --> 0:11:08.360 Oh, I mean I only sent an email like a 0:11:08.360 --> 0:11:11.000 whole week and change ahead of time. Why would that matter? 0:11:14.600 --> 0:11:18.560 I think Tuesday it is for me, Tuesday for me 0:11:18.840 --> 0:11:19.319 talking to. 0:11:22.840 --> 0:11:26.400 I'm like the kid who's acting out hoping he gets punished. 0:11:26.480 --> 0:11:30.880 Yeah, well that's kind of your thing. Lord, if you 0:11:31.000 --> 0:11:32.880 get called down to the principal's office, you're okay. At 0:11:32.920 --> 0:11:34.640 least we have a principle. Fantastic. 0:11:34.679 --> 0:11:36.400 You know, we talked about doing our own podcast and 0:11:36.440 --> 0:11:37.920 be like, man, they're gonna be pissed if we do that. 0:11:38.000 --> 0:11:38.800 I don't think they'd noticed. 0:11:38.800 --> 0:11:40.679 I don't think they would notice either. Should we just 0:11:40.720 --> 0:11:42.680 start our own Patreon and see how long it takes 0:11:42.679 --> 0:11:44.960 me to realize we're making money in the side. It 0:11:45.000 --> 0:11:48.440 might be years, it might be years, but at this 0:11:48.480 --> 0:11:53.640 point they'd probably go, well again, who's there? Yeah? Who 0:11:53.679 --> 0:11:54.520 would stop us? 0:11:56.960 --> 0:11:57.600 Mel Gibson? 0:11:57.760 --> 0:12:02.640 Yeah, Mel Gibson, that's him. He's oh here, Yeah, he's 0:12:02.640 --> 0:12:05.080 in Australia though we found out about your spots. 0:12:05.720 --> 0:12:10.360 Here he is, and he's on the treadmill with Tommy. 0:12:10.800 --> 0:12:11.560 I hope he's on. 0:12:11.480 --> 0:12:14.080 The do they miss just Thursday and Friday or Monday 0:12:14.080 --> 0:12:15.760 as well, all three days? 0:12:16.360 --> 0:12:17.000 Are you kidding? 0:12:17.120 --> 0:12:17.640 Just curious? 0:12:17.880 --> 0:12:20.800 Somebody noticed that there was a radio station this weekend. 0:12:20.720 --> 0:12:25.640 Right, all three days? Oh great, all three days? So cool? 0:12:25.840 --> 0:12:26.480 Lordy, lordy. 0:12:26.640 --> 0:12:27.240 Yeah. 0:12:27.440 --> 0:12:28.720 You know what they like to do. They like to 0:12:28.720 --> 0:12:33.960 put their feet up and stare at the window. Have 0:12:34.040 --> 0:12:34.760 you seen that picture? 0:12:35.559 --> 0:12:35.760 Yeah? 0:12:36.240 --> 0:12:38.440 Yeah, where do you see that? 0:12:38.720 --> 0:12:39.760 Yeah? You'll love it? 0:12:39.960 --> 0:12:41.960 Yeah, yeah, it's a Tuesday. 0:12:44.720 --> 0:12:49.240 Bonus here. Yeah, we should. We should have a liner 0:12:49.320 --> 0:12:52.200 with the end of that The Power Show. 0:12:52.640 --> 0:12:58.400 You don't care, please play that when Tommy is making 0:12:58.440 --> 0:13:00.400 his bet next week for the golf. 0:13:00.960 --> 0:13:03.000 Oh yeah, the treadmill. 0:13:03.240 --> 0:13:04.760 You guys gonna be like, quit hit that button. I'd 0:13:04.800 --> 0:13:05.760 be like, I haven't touched it. 0:13:05.920 --> 0:13:07.280 Yeah, I haven't touched it. 0:13:09.360 --> 0:13:12.800 Anyway, there you go. Well anyway, so that's good morning, guys, 0:13:12.800 --> 0:13:15.000 Good morning, Hi, Hi, good morning. 0:13:14.720 --> 0:13:16.120 And otherwise everything's great. 0:13:16.520 --> 0:13:19.280 Literally, thanks a pretty damn good man. You know, I 0:13:19.280 --> 0:13:22.439 ain't count no chickens or anything, but we got twenty 0:13:22.440 --> 0:13:23.840 five years about to go in the books. I mean, 0:13:23.840 --> 0:13:24.800 who would have guessed that, right? 0:13:24.920 --> 0:13:25.120 Yeah? 0:13:25.240 --> 0:13:28.320 Oh yeah, I mean who would have guessed that? 0:13:28.400 --> 0:13:30.599 Do people actually count chickens? Like on a on a 0:13:30.679 --> 0:13:34.520 chicken farm, Like does Glenn Taylor know exactly how many 0:13:34.600 --> 0:13:38.080 chickens he owns at any given moment? H Yeah, you 0:13:38.360 --> 0:13:41.400 can't count your chickens before you roast them. But I mean, 0:13:41.440 --> 0:13:45.280 do you approximate based on square footage? Like how much 0:13:45.440 --> 0:13:48.360 we have this amount of land and we can fit 0:13:48.440 --> 0:13:50.640 this amount of chickens per square foot? So it's got 0:13:50.640 --> 0:13:52.800 to be somewhere in this range because I can't imagine 0:13:52.800 --> 0:13:54.760 they're going one by one and counting them all. 0:13:54.840 --> 0:13:57.680 No, I mean they're packed in like a like chicken 0:13:57.720 --> 0:13:59.000 at a music festival. 0:13:59.120 --> 0:14:02.240 Yeah. I wonder how they say, sure it's all digital 0:14:02.320 --> 0:14:07.480 now it's all on the grid. What's on the grid? 0:14:07.679 --> 0:14:10.959 How many chickens you have the chicken grid? Yeah, I'm 0:14:10.960 --> 0:14:14.160 sure there's a chicken grid. Chicken sounds good? Can we 0:14:14.200 --> 0:14:15.160 get chick fil AzaC? 0:14:15.760 --> 0:14:17.960 I'll buy? 0:14:17.640 --> 0:14:20.760 Okay, sure, sure, I mean the answer five minutes. I 0:14:20.880 --> 0:14:21.240 let you know. 0:14:21.880 --> 0:14:28.240 Hey, Corey, yes, sir, hearing my machine dated six twelve eighteen, 0:14:29.280 --> 0:14:31.440 which is all eight years ago, almost ten years ago. Now, 0:14:32.200 --> 0:14:36.680 coming right up. I have something labeled Corey Calls after 0:14:36.720 --> 0:14:39.920 losing World Series of Poker, and it's a bit that 0:14:39.960 --> 0:14:40.280 I think. 0:14:40.200 --> 0:14:42.040 I made was going to say, I was going to say, 0:14:42.040 --> 0:14:43.560 there's no way I would have called no way. 0:14:43.760 --> 0:14:48.960 No, I don't know. I haven't heard this. I think 0:14:48.960 --> 0:14:51.000 it's a piece of comedy excellence. 0:14:51.120 --> 0:14:53.080 Sure, I bet it's Marconi worthy. 0:14:53.880 --> 0:14:54.520 Do you want to hear it? 0:14:54.600 --> 0:14:56.600 Yeah, let's say I don't remember as. 0:14:56.840 --> 0:15:00.040 Cursing even in the twenty eighteen because. 0:15:00.040 --> 0:15:02.240 But were you remember doing this at all? Not? Really, 0:15:02.280 --> 0:15:03.080 not at all, not at. 0:15:02.960 --> 0:15:05.400 All, six twelve eighteen. I mean, this is before COVID, 0:15:06.120 --> 0:15:10.160 this is before everything, Powart, Trick Mink Show, who's this Hey. 0:15:10.080 --> 0:15:11.840 It's Corey Cope and the Power Show cording Joe. 0:15:11.840 --> 0:15:13.520 Well, I'm excited to hear from you, buddy, and you 0:15:13.560 --> 0:15:14.720 should be excited by him. 0:15:15.120 --> 0:15:15.360 Listen. 0:15:15.560 --> 0:15:17.240 The rumor is that you got knocked out of the 0:15:17.240 --> 0:15:20.560 World Series of Poker tournament very quickly, blazing fast. Wow, 0:15:21.000 --> 0:15:22.400 how many minutes did you last? 0:15:22.560 --> 0:15:23.680 Eight? Eight? Well? 0:15:23.760 --> 0:15:24.960 How much money have you lost? 0:15:25.440 --> 0:15:25.960 Everything? 0:15:26.040 --> 0:15:28.800 You lost all your money in eight minutes. Is it 0:15:28.840 --> 0:15:31.680 possible that you're the worst poker player in the entire world? 0:15:31.920 --> 0:15:32.560 Very possible? 0:15:32.840 --> 0:15:35.400 Okay, Like adding every country in the world, even third 0:15:35.440 --> 0:15:38.280 world countries, what percentage of the world population is better? 0:15:38.320 --> 0:15:40.120 Than you eighty percent of the population. 0:15:40.320 --> 0:15:42.680 Okay, so you're out of money and you've lost every 0:15:42.800 --> 0:15:45.440 game you've played. Can you tell me, is there like 0:15:45.520 --> 0:15:47.440 one reason you're so bad at poker? 0:15:48.080 --> 0:15:50.040 Four or five, six or one thousand reasons? 0:15:50.040 --> 0:15:52.640 So what's it like to lose all your money like 0:15:52.640 --> 0:15:55.120 on your first day of a week long trip. 0:15:55.480 --> 0:15:56.920 It's an absolute game change. 0:15:57.000 --> 0:15:58.560 I bet listen, if you could go back in time 0:15:58.600 --> 0:16:00.560 and talk to yourself before you left, would you say 0:16:00.560 --> 0:16:03.600 to yourself, don't move on? Well, I guess you're gonna 0:16:03.640 --> 0:16:05.560 have to go back to sex for money in order 0:16:05.600 --> 0:16:07.160 to find a way to get home. How long are 0:16:07.160 --> 0:16:07.640 you going to be. 0:16:07.600 --> 0:16:09.160 Doing this between now and the end of the month. 0:16:09.240 --> 0:16:11.080 And how much are you going to charge? 0:16:11.880 --> 0:16:13.280 How are they going to get a hold of you 0:16:13.320 --> 0:16:13.840 by calling? 0:16:14.080 --> 0:16:15.520 What are you gonna say to your customers? 0:16:15.680 --> 0:16:16.200 Get in there? 0:16:16.400 --> 0:16:18.000 That's kind of gross. What do you get for one 0:16:18.040 --> 0:16:18.600 hundred dollars? 0:16:18.880 --> 0:16:19.840 You get everything? 0:16:19.920 --> 0:16:21.440 Well, there you go. When you're gonna when you're gonna 0:16:21.440 --> 0:16:23.520 start this new career so that you can actually afford 0:16:23.520 --> 0:16:24.840 to get home after all your losings? 0:16:25.280 --> 0:16:25.720 Right now? 0:16:25.840 --> 0:16:27.920 Okay, Well, we'll let you go take care of Corey 0:16:27.960 --> 0:16:29.880 and enjoy your your time in Vegas. 0:16:30.720 --> 0:16:31.200 Brilliant. 0:16:31.360 --> 0:16:32.800 That might have been my best comedy. 0:16:32.920 --> 0:16:35.760 That also that officially is the most any of my 0:16:35.920 --> 0:16:43.760 spots have run all week. Brilliant, brilliant. Yeah, THEIA coach 0:16:44.120 --> 0:16:45.240 Ryland who ordered casino? 0:16:45.680 --> 0:16:47.200 You don't know whose spots. 0:16:46.840 --> 0:17:00.760 Are either, sorry Hovo indeed God that Yeah? Yeah you 0:17:00.880 --> 0:17:02.560 were happy then? Who me? 0:17:03.240 --> 0:17:06.879 Yes you beetlejuice, I'm happier now. 0:17:07.680 --> 0:17:10.040 Like to slack you across the face with a gutter. 0:17:10.160 --> 0:17:13.320 Yeahn dot com. You know who doesn't have to worry 0:17:13.320 --> 0:17:16.560 about leaves and stuff in their gutters? Lawyer Lambert at 0:17:16.600 --> 0:17:18.080 gutterhelmet MN dot com. 0:17:18.400 --> 0:17:20.560 Cool h more of the Power Trip Morning to you 0:17:20.640 --> 0:17:23.080 after Fish Parker Fox at seven right here on the fan, 0:17:25.160 --> 0:17:29.159 mm hmm. 0:17:32.880 --> 0:17:35.520 On the air, gentlemen, do you remember when that that 0:17:35.800 --> 0:17:37.800 thing of that I just read to you guys that's 0:17:37.800 --> 0:17:41.680 spring of emails was just walking down the hallway right along, 0:17:41.760 --> 0:17:46.720 right and along and saying, heybody, do you have anybody in. 0:17:46.920 --> 0:17:49.600 It would take five seconds, Yes, it took it took six. 0:17:50.800 --> 0:17:55.200 Nine to ten hours, took not a ten hours, and 0:17:56.520 --> 0:17:57.680 people in one two. 0:17:59.600 --> 0:18:00.600 At least three. 0:18:00.480 --> 0:18:03.280 Different states across the United States of America to help 0:18:03.320 --> 0:18:10.440 with the answer that one question. Jesz, I know, and 0:18:10.520 --> 0:18:13.119 I say, states, but I'm being kind. I'm not sure 0:18:13.280 --> 0:18:13.480 you know. 0:18:13.440 --> 0:18:17.560 What I mean. Well, we got there. Yeah, yeah, we did. 0:18:18.400 --> 0:18:24.640 The system works, guys, sure does very efficiently. Everything's great. 0:18:24.760 --> 0:18:25.560 It is, man, it's cool. 0:18:25.600 --> 0:18:27.000 I love I love it. 0:18:27.640 --> 0:18:28.440 I do love this job. 0:18:28.520 --> 0:18:28.960 But it's fun. 0:18:29.080 --> 0:18:30.879 I do wish we could play music though. And I 0:18:31.320 --> 0:18:32.840 was thinking about it this morning because it's Wednesday, and 0:18:32.880 --> 0:18:34.159 I was thinking on the way and I'm like, hey, 0:18:34.200 --> 0:18:35.960 it's Wednesday, and I thought, Mad, I'd love to be 0:18:36.000 --> 0:18:37.040 able to do duel the decades. 0:18:37.080 --> 0:18:38.000 That was so much fun. 0:18:38.600 --> 0:18:40.640 That was super cool, super cool. It was so cool, 0:18:40.680 --> 0:18:46.560 as the kids say, Jacae, the fights or anything when 0:18:46.600 --> 0:18:51.600 you're in Vegas hit and runs. 0:18:54.880 --> 0:18:56.760 No, I found to think of anything. 0:18:56.800 --> 0:18:59.040 I found myself reading the AP and news stories out 0:18:59.080 --> 0:19:01.440