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Speaker 3: It is the tenth day of June twenty twenty six,
Speaker 3: and good morning to you. Hello everybody, My name is
Speaker 3: Chris Hockey. Welcome to the pouch of morning show. Here's
Speaker 3: what's going on today. Parker Fox coming on by what's
Speaker 3: going on in his world? He threw out the first pitch.
Speaker 3: All kinds of cool things right. More on that in
Speaker 3: the moment. But ladies and gentlemen, let's get this thing
Speaker 3: starts from comedy from Bill Burr.
Speaker 1: Come on in.
Speaker 3: I am glad you are here.
Speaker 1: Life could pass you by.
Speaker 4: It happens, you know, you just keep living and living
Speaker 4: and living.
Speaker 1: You know what it is.
Speaker 4: You basically you got I think you got like twenty
Speaker 4: five thirty years to absorb as much as you can
Speaker 4: and then that's it. That's all you know, because right
Speaker 4: around then you get married and it's over.
Speaker 1: Right, you have a couple of kids. You sucked in
Speaker 1: the bubble.
Speaker 4: You don't have time to pay attention to what's going
Speaker 4: on on the world with these kids, Eh, don't be
Speaker 4: a stereo killer.
Speaker 1: Don't touch that. You're just stuck in that. You have
Speaker 1: three four kids.
Speaker 4: That is a twenty five year sentence trying to get
Speaker 4: them all through college.
Speaker 1: Society just keeps going.
Speaker 4: You get the last one through college, you step back
Speaker 4: out of the bubble.
Speaker 1: Just you don't know what happened. You're not even paying attention.
Speaker 1: You go back to your old record collection.
Speaker 4: Babteity about out a boo.
Speaker 1: Someone sicks a mic in your face. You gotta get
Speaker 1: in trouble. I agree way.
Speaker 3: Preshios operate a bubbles.
Speaker 1: I'm me the tires.
Speaker 3: Oh oh in the tax this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're sold tess.
Speaker 3: Heart and you sold my heart Monday.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna let him my way because I launching
Speaker 1: see here day you say, I don't walk over the
Speaker 1: Power Tip Morning Show, Wednesday, June tenth, twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1: I'm Corey. That's Chris, that's Paul, that zach I guys,
Speaker 1: Hi Carlos, Good morning man, I'm good. How are you great?
Speaker 1: Great dog's daddy?
Speaker 3: I'm real good man.
Speaker 1: Just rain buzz killing your golf for the week.
Speaker 5: Oh oh, I know I was gonna go play on Friday.
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna go see that Stephen Spielberg movie. I
Speaker 1: can't wait, the Alien movie Disclosure Days. My kiddos at daycare,
Speaker 1: my wife works, So I'm gonna go see a movie.
Speaker 1: You want want to go? Hogs some thanks for the invite.
Speaker 1: You would ever want to go, but you don't care.
Speaker 1: You could go ten forty five screen you'd want to go.
Speaker 1: I can't. I got passwords on Friday. Oh you've heard
Speaker 1: good things. It's not really it's on Rotten Tomatoes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're all very familiar with is that right?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it wasn't a big fan. Huh No, interesting? Really
Speaker 1: you said he'd rather be pooked on. Oh she talked
Speaker 1: to your dad? Dare you sorry? Start over? You talked
Speaker 1: to Dwight?
Speaker 3: Nope? Now for real, though, I somebody? Yeah, yeah that's what.
Speaker 3: But but again it's one person's been sure. Yeah, but
Speaker 3: it's amazing how easily swayed I am. But yeah, no,
Speaker 3: I'm sure to be good. I'm sure to be good.
Speaker 1: H Yeah. Now it's down to eighty four percent?
Speaker 3: Stop yeah dropping?
Speaker 1: How many radio it is? Uh? I mean one hundred
Speaker 1: and thirty eight reviews that's pretty good. Yeah, I'm excited
Speaker 1: to see it.
Speaker 3: Never have one of the days when you leave here
Speaker 3: and you're like yeah, and then you get home and
Speaker 3: you go through your day and you're like yeah, and
Speaker 3: you finally sleep and you wake up and you're like, man,
Speaker 3: I'm real lucky I didn't send that email.
Speaker 1: Yep, yep, yesterday was one of those days. Tuesday, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was Tuesday. Yeah, that's our day.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you got an email that, rightfully so should set
Speaker 5: you off.
Speaker 3: And and it got funnier than that. I it got
Speaker 3: funnier than that, and and there was just no one
Speaker 3: here to even ask a question too, or even to
Speaker 3: get an answer from. And then I realized it's not
Speaker 3: just that nobody was here, there's nobody that exists anymore
Speaker 3: within this building to even ask that question to. And
Speaker 3: then I thought, existentially, does anybody really know what time
Speaker 3: it is?
Speaker 1: Do you know?
Speaker 3: Is there anyone left to care? And and that was
Speaker 3: very frustrating and so poor Saucy. I apologize you you
Speaker 3: caught the uh, you caught the buzz into that blade,
Speaker 3: which is all right, Yeah, I apologized.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he hulk slammed over it.
Speaker 3: And I know that I shouldn't have because Pa was
Speaker 3: on the air. Yeah, but I just couldn't believe it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't believe you. It was a ridiculous.
Speaker 3: The person we were talking about was sitting down the
Speaker 3: hallway at a desk with headphones on, looking like he
Speaker 3: was having the best day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just stop. Maybe maybe he was. I let
Speaker 1: the man live.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know he was living.
Speaker 1: I had to stop my client from going over there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was living. He was doing great. I can't
Speaker 3: wait to tell you the rest of that story, because
Speaker 3: you guys will be like, wow, yeah, well that's really something.
Speaker 3: At one point in an email chain, oh boy, Corey,
Speaker 3: I just typed, My goodness, I could believe it. Sure,
Speaker 3: but you know it's just crazy. But you know what
Speaker 3: I'm seeing. The reason I bring that up is first
Speaker 3: of all, to apologize to Saucy for having to be
Speaker 3: the victim of that, but also because I think I
Speaker 3: think anybody I don't almost everyone I know who works
Speaker 3: at a big company is going through the exact same
Speaker 3: thing we're going through. Have you noticed that in.
Speaker 1: Terms of what what part of the corporate experience?
Speaker 3: Well, I think that a lot of companies, especially big ones,
Speaker 3: are shrinking their their work staff. But I've talked to
Speaker 3: so many people who there used to be somebody at
Speaker 3: the end of the hallway who could at least point
Speaker 3: you in the right direction or or assuage your fears,
Speaker 3: or answer your questions, or tell you you're wrong, or tell
Speaker 3: you you're right, pat you on the back, or kicking ace.
Speaker 3: You know. Yeah, and we all have drop foot. But
Speaker 3: he's doing that for about seven thousand people these days, right,
Speaker 3: And I don't think he has anybody to ask that
Speaker 3: question too anymore. It's just weird, right, But I found
Speaker 3: that it seems to be like that in all of
Speaker 3: corporate America. I would guess if you're out there on
Speaker 3: your way to your job right now, which you know,
Speaker 3: I'm I get to do this. I'm very grateful to
Speaker 3: have this job. But I would guess you are having
Speaker 3: some of the same situations, and I feel I feel
Speaker 3: bad for you. It's tough. It's tough.
Speaker 1: You want to We joke sometimes, we joke sometimes on
Speaker 1: the show that good thing there's no HR otherwise half
Speaker 1: the staff would have been fired. But the truth is is,
Speaker 1: I don't even know if we have an HR rep.
Speaker 1: We don't in the building.
Speaker 3: I don't think any as long as HM, as long as.
Speaker 1: This is the equivalent of my goodness. He's trying to
Speaker 1: decide whether or not to reply all one more time.
Speaker 1: Thank god he didn't right away.
Speaker 3: Yesterday I craft a not so carefully word an email.
Speaker 3: But I think this is the point of the entire
Speaker 3: I ran, I didn't know who to send it to.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so then you're just screaming into the wind.
Speaker 3: That's exactly right.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So I went outside, which is what you're complaining about,
Speaker 1: is right? Is I'm screaming into the wind.
Speaker 3: Yes, And I screamed into the wind that was Sauceag's head.
Speaker 1: Yeah. That blocks most of the winds. Yeah, I did. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then I I then I uh uh, I
Speaker 3: went outside and drove fast until I couldn't because of
Speaker 3: the construction, which made it even better. Yeah, I bet,
Speaker 3: I bet in The ninety one degrees was great too.
Speaker 3: Uh but uh, but the day ended very very well.
Speaker 3: I had dinner with my friends, and I played a
Speaker 3: gig with some other of my friends last night and
Speaker 3: it was fun. So that's good. This morning I did,
Speaker 3: I did do that. I did, and then it stopped raining.
Speaker 3: And but it was perfectly time because I had to
Speaker 3: come in to do the show. But because I was
Speaker 3: thinking about doing the show for my car, and then
Speaker 3: I thought to myself, would anybody even send an email
Speaker 3: and saying why is Hockey doing his email? Is rad
Speaker 3: or show from the car?
Speaker 1: And that's the No, Nope, don't think I would notice.
Speaker 3: All I could say is, hey, we're trying something different
Speaker 3: down here.
Speaker 1: That would be a great bit, is if if if
Speaker 1: we split all of us up like muppets take Manhattan,
Speaker 1: we just spread out over the country. Yeah, how long
Speaker 1: it would take them to realize we're not in the
Speaker 1: same room. I don't It might be days. It might
Speaker 1: Abbot would figure it out on day one, Yet the
Speaker 1: rest of the ground, it might be days. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: might be days. Yeah, you were in Tulsa for how
Speaker 1: long you're still in Indianapolis?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: Jeez?
Speaker 3: Wait a minute, did your spots miss?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Okay, wait a minute, did your spots miss? They did?
Speaker 3: Did anybody notice?
Speaker 1: No? Speaking of that, did any of while I was gone?
Speaker 3: Every single Yeah, one of them?
Speaker 1: Part of my thing.
Speaker 3: That's that's if I in my brand email, my rant email,
Speaker 3: it got deleted. That was topic number one. I sat
Speaker 3: here every day you were gone and watched spot after
Speaker 3: spot after spot.
Speaker 1: I missed it.
Speaker 3: I kept waiting for somebody to say, hey, how come.
Speaker 1: They're not in? Why would they notice clients of your man?
Speaker 1: That pisses me off. Remember I said that, Remember a
Speaker 1: couple of years ago when they changed the process and
Speaker 1: we all said, how come they didn't ask us? This
Speaker 1: is a terrible plan. Yeah, and we go this is
Speaker 1: gonna backfire. And every time I've left, I've been uncomfortable
Speaker 1: because I'm like, I'm going to be gone, and I
Speaker 1: know those are going to miss and most of the
Speaker 1: time they do. Yeah, the old way with our guy Miles,
Speaker 1: we never missed Myles. Why would email Myles? I would say, hey,
Speaker 1: what do you need? He'd say A B, C and D.
Speaker 1: I'd go, boom, here they are you all set? And
Speaker 1: you go, you're all set? And I'd get the hell
Speaker 1: out of here, and I wouldn't think of this job
Speaker 1: for a second and I could disconnect. Now it's got
Speaker 1: I bet all these are going to miss.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, and they did. I'm not in any way
Speaker 5: ripping you good clients of yours? Yeah yeah, I mean
Speaker 5: they're all good clients of yours, but long time ones
Speaker 5: you means just roll by like it didn't matter.
Speaker 3: Yep, I waved at him.
Speaker 1: Oh, I mean I only sent an email like a
Speaker 1: whole week and change ahead of time. Why would that matter?
Speaker 1: I think Tuesday it is for me, Tuesday for me
Speaker 1: talking to.
Speaker 3: I'm like the kid who's acting out hoping he gets punished.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's kind of your thing. Lord, if you
Speaker 1: get called down to the principal's office, you're okay. At
Speaker 1: least we have a principle. Fantastic.
Speaker 3: You know, we talked about doing our own podcast and
Speaker 3: be like, man, they're gonna be pissed if we do that.
Speaker 3: I don't think they'd noticed.
Speaker 1: I don't think they would notice either. Should we just
Speaker 1: start our own Patreon and see how long it takes
Speaker 1: me to realize we're making money in the side. It
Speaker 1: might be years, it might be years, but at this
Speaker 1: point they'd probably go, well again, who's there? Yeah? Who
Speaker 1: would stop us?
Speaker 3: Mel Gibson?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Mel Gibson, that's him. He's oh here, Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: in Australia though we found out about your spots.
Speaker 3: Here he is, and he's on the treadmill with Tommy.
Speaker 3: I hope he's on.
Speaker 1: The do they miss just Thursday and Friday or Monday
Speaker 1: as well, all three days?
Speaker 3: Are you kidding?
Speaker 1: Just curious?
Speaker 3: Somebody noticed that there was a radio station this weekend.
Speaker 1: Right, all three days? Oh great, all three days? So cool?
Speaker 3: Lordy, lordy.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: You know what they like to do. They like to
Speaker 3: put their feet up and stare at the window. Have
Speaker 3: you seen that picture?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, where do you see that?
Speaker 1: Yeah? You'll love it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's a Tuesday.
Speaker 1: Bonus here. Yeah, we should. We should have a liner
Speaker 1: with the end of that The Power Show.
Speaker 6: You don't care, please play that when Tommy is making
Speaker 6: his bet next week for the golf.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the treadmill.
Speaker 3: You guys gonna be like, quit hit that button. I'd
Speaker 3: be like, I haven't touched it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I haven't touched it.
Speaker 3: Anyway, there you go. Well anyway, so that's good morning, guys,
Speaker 3: Good morning, Hi, Hi, good morning.
Speaker 1: And otherwise everything's great.
Speaker 3: Literally, thanks a pretty damn good man. You know, I
Speaker 3: ain't count no chickens or anything, but we got twenty
Speaker 3: five years about to go in the books. I mean,
Speaker 3: who would have guessed that, right?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I mean who would have guessed that?
Speaker 1: Do people actually count chickens? Like on a on a
Speaker 1: chicken farm, Like does Glenn Taylor know exactly how many
Speaker 1: chickens he owns at any given moment? H Yeah, you
Speaker 1: can't count your chickens before you roast them. But I mean,
Speaker 1: do you approximate based on square footage? Like how much
Speaker 1: we have this amount of land and we can fit
Speaker 1: this amount of chickens per square foot? So it's got
Speaker 1: to be somewhere in this range because I can't imagine
Speaker 1: they're going one by one and counting them all.
Speaker 6: No, I mean they're packed in like a like chicken
Speaker 6: at a music festival.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I wonder how they say, sure it's all digital
Speaker 1: now it's all on the grid. What's on the grid?
Speaker 1: How many chickens you have the chicken grid? Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: sure there's a chicken grid. Chicken sounds good? Can we
Speaker 1: get chick fil AzaC?
Speaker 3: I'll buy?
Speaker 1: Okay, sure, sure, I mean the answer five minutes. I
Speaker 1: let you know.
Speaker 3: Hey, Corey, yes, sir, hearing my machine dated six twelve eighteen,
Speaker 3: which is all eight years ago, almost ten years ago. Now,
Speaker 3: coming right up. I have something labeled Corey Calls after
Speaker 3: losing World Series of Poker, and it's a bit that
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 1: I made was going to say, I was going to say,
Speaker 1: there's no way I would have called no way.
Speaker 3: No, I don't know. I haven't heard this. I think
Speaker 3: it's a piece of comedy excellence.
Speaker 1: Sure, I bet it's Marconi worthy.
Speaker 3: Do you want to hear it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's say I don't remember as.
Speaker 3: Cursing even in the twenty eighteen because.
Speaker 1: But were you remember doing this at all? Not? Really,
Speaker 1: not at all, not at.
Speaker 3: All, six twelve eighteen. I mean, this is before COVID,
Speaker 3: this is before everything, Powart, Trick Mink Show, who's this Hey.
Speaker 1: It's Corey Cope and the Power Show cording Joe.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm excited to hear from you, buddy, and you
Speaker 3: should be excited by him.
Speaker 1: Listen.
Speaker 3: The rumor is that you got knocked out of the
Speaker 3: World Series of Poker tournament very quickly, blazing fast. Wow,
Speaker 3: how many minutes did you last?
Speaker 1: Eight? Eight? Well?
Speaker 3: How much money have you lost?
Speaker 1: Everything?
Speaker 3: You lost all your money in eight minutes. Is it
Speaker 3: possible that you're the worst poker player in the entire world?
Speaker 1: Very possible?
Speaker 3: Okay, Like adding every country in the world, even third
Speaker 3: world countries, what percentage of the world population is better?
Speaker 1: Than you eighty percent of the population.
Speaker 3: Okay, so you're out of money and you've lost every
Speaker 3: game you've played. Can you tell me, is there like
Speaker 3: one reason you're so bad at poker?
Speaker 1: Four or five, six or one thousand reasons?
Speaker 3: So what's it like to lose all your money like
Speaker 3: on your first day of a week long trip.
Speaker 1: It's an absolute game change.
Speaker 3: I bet listen, if you could go back in time
Speaker 3: and talk to yourself before you left, would you say
Speaker 3: to yourself, don't move on? Well, I guess you're gonna
Speaker 3: have to go back to sex for money in order
Speaker 3: to find a way to get home. How long are
Speaker 3: you going to be.
Speaker 1: Doing this between now and the end of the month.
Speaker 3: And how much are you going to charge?
Speaker 1: How are they going to get a hold of you
Speaker 1: by calling?
Speaker 3: What are you gonna say to your customers?
Speaker 1: Get in there?
Speaker 3: That's kind of gross. What do you get for one
Speaker 3: hundred dollars?
Speaker 1: You get everything?
Speaker 3: Well, there you go. When you're gonna when you're gonna
Speaker 3: start this new career so that you can actually afford
Speaker 3: to get home after all your losings?
Speaker 1: Right now?
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, we'll let you go take care of Corey
Speaker 3: and enjoy your your time in Vegas.
Speaker 1: Brilliant.
Speaker 3: That might have been my best comedy.
Speaker 1: That also that officially is the most any of my
Speaker 1: spots have run all week. Brilliant, brilliant. Yeah, THEIA coach
Speaker 1: Ryland who ordered casino?
Speaker 3: You don't know whose spots.
Speaker 1: Are either, sorry Hovo indeed God that Yeah? Yeah you
Speaker 1: were happy then? Who me?
Speaker 3: Yes you beetlejuice, I'm happier now.
Speaker 1: Like to slack you across the face with a gutter.
Speaker 5: Yeahn dot com. You know who doesn't have to worry
Speaker 5: about leaves and stuff in their gutters? Lawyer Lambert at
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Speaker 1: Cool h more of the Power Trip Morning to you
Speaker 1: after Fish Parker Fox at seven right here on the fan,
Speaker 1: mm hmm.
Speaker 3: On the air, gentlemen, do you remember when that that
Speaker 3: thing of that I just read to you guys that's
Speaker 3: spring of emails was just walking down the hallway right along,
Speaker 3: right and along and saying, heybody, do you have anybody in.
Speaker 1: It would take five seconds, Yes, it took it took six.
Speaker 3: Nine to ten hours, took not a ten hours, and
Speaker 3: people in one two.
Speaker 1: At least three.
Speaker 3: Different states across the United States of America to help
Speaker 3: with the answer that one question. Jesz, I know, and
Speaker 3: I say, states, but I'm being kind. I'm not sure
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 1: What I mean. Well, we got there. Yeah, yeah, we did.
Speaker 1: The system works, guys, sure does very efficiently. Everything's great.
Speaker 3: It is, man, it's cool.
Speaker 1: I love I love it.
Speaker 3: I do love this job.
Speaker 1: But it's fun.
Speaker 3: I do wish we could play music though. And I
Speaker 3: was thinking about it this morning because it's Wednesday, and
Speaker 3: I was thinking on the way and I'm like, hey,
Speaker 3: it's Wednesday, and I thought, Mad, I'd love to be
Speaker 3: able to do duel the decades.
Speaker 1: That was so much fun.
Speaker 3: That was super cool, super cool. It was so cool,
Speaker 3: as the kids say, Jacae, the fights or anything when
Speaker 3: you're in Vegas hit and runs.
Speaker 1: No, I found to think of anything.
Speaker 3: I found myself reading the AP and news stories out
Speaker 3: of Nevada every day, looking to see if anybody from
Speaker 3: Minnesota had been injured while you were out there. Nothing,
Speaker 3: but I did see a lot of hit and runs
Speaker 3: and a lot of fight. Really, yeah, was it packed
Speaker 3: or was it not? Power?
Speaker 1: It was pretty packed? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Was it back to normal backed?
Speaker 1: Well, it's it's probably jad because where I was it
Speaker 1: was completely packed, right, overflowing with poker players at Paris
Speaker 1: and Horseshoe. Yeah. And when I walked the strip, it
Speaker 1: was in the mornings where there's almost no one. How
Speaker 1: was it?
Speaker 3: How was it downtown?
Speaker 1: Never went downtown? I went down.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, we're going to change that, buddy,
Speaker 3: We're going to change that for you. Yeah, man, we
Speaker 3: don't change that. No.
Speaker 1: The old WUS ops right in the middle of the strip,
Speaker 1: so you can kind of stay centrally located. Sweet. One
Speaker 1: of my favorite things that happens. And it's hard to
Speaker 1: explain on what you're in the moment, but just imagine again,
Speaker 1: a ballroom with as many people as you can possibly imagine, right,
Speaker 1: just packed, Yeah, just a sea of poker tables. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And for the most part, these are players that play
Speaker 1: all the time. So we've seen it all, we've done
Speaker 1: it all. Not much shocks us anymore. Not much surprises
Speaker 1: us when it comes to cards anymore. One of my
Speaker 1: favorite things is once in a while, you'll have somebody
Speaker 1: who over celebrates in like day one of a tournament,
Speaker 1: right out of a four or five day tournament, and
Speaker 1: somebody celebrates like yes, like screams. Right, it's the first exactly,
Speaker 1: and they'll pop out of their chair and they'll scream
Speaker 1: and they fist pump, and then you have three thousand
Speaker 1: players sarcastically go, oh, well done, buddy, well done. You
Speaker 1: win the tournaments and everybody saw you serious, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: oh my god, just because you shouldn't be celebrating like
Speaker 1: that on day one, and you will get a just
Speaker 1: a standing ovation of sarcasm if you show any emotion
Speaker 1: like okay, buddy, well done, you're still alive. Just just
Speaker 1: that it's the best. It happened probably two or three
Speaker 1: times in the days that I was playing, where somebody
Speaker 1: just gets a little too excited and pops out of
Speaker 1: their chair and they're strutting around. You know what.
Speaker 3: The problem? The problem is, honestly, the problem is by
Speaker 3: I mean almost by definition and poker, somebody else's happiness
Speaker 3: is your downfall always. So that's the worst.
Speaker 1: You can't see, you know what?
Speaker 3: You know what what from my particular expertise in gambling,
Speaker 3: which is playing slot machines, two things all of us
Speaker 3: pros hate. Turn the sound down?
Speaker 1: Are you deaf?
Speaker 3: Please? Everybody?
Speaker 1: Don't you have it all the way?
Speaker 3: I hate It's like when you sit at the stoplight,
Speaker 3: and you have to hear the guy behind you and
Speaker 3: his thump thump, thump thump. Nobody wants to hear your radio, sirp.
Speaker 3: That's one two, no one, no one. Proper etic. If
Speaker 3: you've hit a jackpot is like standing at the pisser,
Speaker 3: face forward. Don't act like it's your Act like it's
Speaker 3: not your first touchdown.
Speaker 1: Right, like the guy that stands up with the pro
Speaker 1: poker and screams it's like we've all won big hands.
Speaker 3: Because here's the thing. Everybody in that room with you
Speaker 3: has probably is real close to losing their house, right,
Speaker 3: So yeah, they're not happy for you to yourself and
Speaker 3: they might not have anything to lose by getting up
Speaker 3: and stabbing you, So just be cool man. Plus, there
Speaker 3: are there are people keeping an eye on you who
Speaker 3: might follow you outside.
Speaker 1: Be careful. Well said, you might get beat up.
Speaker 3: So yeah, there's that to get involved in my expertise.
Speaker 5: Yeah, his two things that he just brought up are
Speaker 5: two things I absolutely do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, seen me. That's half the reason he walked away.
Speaker 1: So almost always when I'm playing cards, I have air
Speaker 1: pods in. Sometimes I'm actually listening to a podcast music,
Speaker 1: but almost always It's just to put up a fake
Speaker 1: wall so I can just focus so people don't talk
Speaker 1: to me, right, because I'm just trying to pay attention.
Speaker 1: And I told Sauss yesterday. But the final two hours
Speaker 1: I was playing on Saturday night, my half of the
Speaker 1: table were all quiet. We were all taking it seriously.
Speaker 1: We were all locked in the other half was three
Speaker 1: or four guys that had the most boring conversation I've
Speaker 1: ever heard of my life. And it wouldn't stop. And
Speaker 1: at one point, this old guy from Wisconsin who told
Speaker 1: the whole table that he was a sports fan and
Speaker 1: if we weren't sure, they have the Packers, they have
Speaker 1: the Bucks, they have the Brewers. He was naming teams
Speaker 1: like he was giving us new information. I'm like, I
Speaker 1: just bust me out of this tournament, please, But this
Speaker 1: old guy from Wisconsin went on and on about sports,
Speaker 1: and then he told us that he only dabbles in
Speaker 1: roulette when he's not playing poker. And at one time
Speaker 1: he was at a casino and he noticed a pattern,
Speaker 1: so he bet a certain number and it hit, and
Speaker 1: everybody around him was confused on what he did, and
Speaker 1: he said, well, I noticed the pattern, and you know Chris,
Speaker 1: You've known me for almost twenty five years. Do you
Speaker 1: know how hard it was for me to sit there
Speaker 1: quietly and listen to him tell eight other strangers that
Speaker 1: he noticed a Roulette pattern. I bit my tongue for
Speaker 1: forty five minutes. And when I busted that tournament, when
Speaker 1: I was walking back to my hotel room to book
Speaker 1: my flight out of Vegas, I actually felt relief that
Speaker 1: I didn't have to listen to that guy for one
Speaker 1: more second in my life. It was the worst thing
Speaker 1: I'd ever heard. Do you know how?
Speaker 3: I do know because I remember when you couldn't call
Speaker 3: bs on a gang banger in New Orleans. In New
Speaker 3: Orleans who was telling everybody he was on a Wheedy's box.
Speaker 1: He was trying to sell us drugs. And then he
Speaker 1: told us he was on a Wheedy's box, and I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: you weren't. We were drunk and they were gang bangers.
Speaker 1: They definitely had guns. And I said to his face
Speaker 1: that he was lying about being on a what sport?
Speaker 1: What were you on a Witty's box? Forty And he
Speaker 1: death stared me like you don't believe it, No, I
Speaker 1: don't believe you. So yeah, I've grown up a little bit.
Speaker 1: I've changed. That was I was what twenty six at
Speaker 1: that point, and now I'm forty six.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I listened to this old man tell me that
Speaker 1: he noticed a pattern, and all the freaking idiots around
Speaker 1: him like that's awesome, man, that's great. I'm like, there
Speaker 1: is no po oh my god, this guy. And of
Speaker 1: course I had like seventy thousand chips and I think
Speaker 1: he had four hundred k. Yeah right, he's just got stacks.
Speaker 1: Like how does this guy have a giant pile of chips?
Speaker 1: He doesn't know English? Yeah, yeah, he doesn't know math. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but he's killing it, killing it. Yeah. Yeah, man, it's
Speaker 1: the best though.
Speaker 3: That's why the color gambling, I guess.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you are correct, at the end.
Speaker 3: Of the day, who gets the best card?
Speaker 1: He noticed a pattern? He sure did, Yeah he did. Man.
Speaker 3: It's like he's like the Uno and the Matrix or
Speaker 3: whatever Neo whatever, No, in the matrixship.
Speaker 1: The guy that invented the card game.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he didn't invent after.
Speaker 1: Front Page Sports is next Parker Fox. In an hour,
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Speaker 3: That's sill, pretty cool.
Speaker 1: Though, that's still pretty cool any one of us.
Speaker 3: The kid that we locked up, No, no, he's.
Speaker 1: Not okay cool, all right. I don't know where he's from.
Speaker 1: I think he's from Michigan something like that. Anyway, we'll
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Speaker 3: Guys, I don't know if you had an opportunity to
Speaker 3: listen to any of the audio for mister Day's mini camp.
Speaker 1: Nope.
Speaker 3: I loaded some stuff in because I thought there were
Speaker 3: a couple of trusting things. Yeah, yeah, right, And of
Speaker 3: course the top story in every sports network had to
Speaker 3: do with our Minnesota Vikings because of the quarterback controversy
Speaker 3: or the quarterback competition. But here's what Kyler Murray said
Speaker 3: about not getting all the reps, having just split the
Speaker 3: reps with JJ Mack.
Speaker 7: Now having the split rats, it's me already being behind,
Speaker 7: not getting the amount of reps that you know, you
Speaker 7: would typically want to guy to get. Learning an offense,
Speaker 7: that's probably the toughest part, you know, just again going
Speaker 7: back to the past, being in control of everything, understanding
Speaker 7: what we were already doing because I was comfortable within
Speaker 7: the system.
Speaker 1: Now coming to the new system, learning on.
Speaker 7: The fly, trying to play fast, efficient and then let
Speaker 7: let it loose while learning is pretty you know, that's
Speaker 7: the that's the toughest part.
Speaker 1: M H.
Speaker 3: And then JJ's asked the same question. Essentially, he says, this,
Speaker 3: those reps being distributed or something out of my control,
Speaker 3: and the only thing I focus in on is that
Speaker 3: next rep and keep it as simple as that.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm just still completely distracted by I know,
Speaker 1: we kind of compared Kyler Murray's voice to Patrick Mahomes,
Speaker 1: but it's somebody else, that's not it, I agree with.
Speaker 1: I'm searching for you. It sounds like it's not Mahomes,
Speaker 1: it's somebody else, and I can't place it. And I
Speaker 1: don't even listen to what he says anymore. I'm just
Speaker 1: trying to figure that out who he reminds me of.
Speaker 1: So he said something about splitting reps, and then I
Speaker 1: checked out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's he raised as he raised a concern about,
Speaker 3: you know, trying to be the best quarterback you can
Speaker 3: be in this offense and starting quarterback, and they brought
Speaker 3: you know, but he's splitting reps, so by definition, he's
Speaker 3: not going to be as far.
Speaker 1: Along as he could be. If he was not split,
Speaker 1: but that's temporary. Yeah right, yeah, pretty soon he's going
Speaker 1: to be anointed the guy, and then he'll get all
Speaker 1: the reps. Yeah, by training camp? Yeah, probably, you think.
Speaker 5: So he Kaos speaks tomorrow, right, then they will probably
Speaker 5: They most likely always cancel like the last week, which
Speaker 5: is next week of is it still OTAs, So then
Speaker 5: we won't see any of them again until the end
Speaker 5: of July when training camp starts and we're that much
Speaker 5: closer to preseason football. Do you think In like Koc's
Speaker 5: opening press conference, he says Kyler Murray is the starter
Speaker 5: at camp. Yeah, I mean probably right, like.
Speaker 1: Because because I guess his point if I had listened
Speaker 1: to the actual sound bite, not just try to figure
Speaker 1: out who his voice remounted me of. At some point
Speaker 1: you got to give him the half vast majority, not
Speaker 1: not fifty to fifty. It's got to be like ninety
Speaker 1: five five or something. It's got to be an insane number.
Speaker 3: And somebody better get him because your starting quarterbacks should
Speaker 3: be getting all those reps, right, you wanted to be
Speaker 3: as good as possible?
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, can you play the Kyler thing again? Let's
Speaker 1: let's give it another crack. Let's see if we can
Speaker 1: figure this out close mind somebody else but now having
Speaker 1: a split rets, it's.
Speaker 7: Me already being behind, not getting the amount of reps
Speaker 7: that you know, you would typically want to got to
Speaker 7: get learning at offense. That's probably the toughest part, you know,
Speaker 7: just again going back to the as being in control
Speaker 7: of everything, understand on what we were already doing because
Speaker 7: I was comfortable within the system. Now coming in the
Speaker 7: new system, learning on the fly, trying to play fast, efficient,
Speaker 7: and then let let it loose while learning is pretty you.
Speaker 1: Know, that's the that's the toughest part. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know who knows. I think it's I'm I
Speaker 1: think I'm thinking of an actor or something. I don't
Speaker 1: think it's a sports person.
Speaker 3: Listen to the way he he says the word fly.
Speaker 3: That's the word right there. The way he says that
Speaker 3: is the thing that's making me think he sounds like
Speaker 3: somebody else.
Speaker 1: Now having a split rats.
Speaker 7: It's me already being behind, not getting the amount of
Speaker 7: reps that you know you would typically want a guy
Speaker 7: to get learning an offense. That's probably the toughest part,
Speaker 7: you know, just again, going back to the past, being
Speaker 7: in control of everything, understand on what we were already doing,
Speaker 7: because I was comfortable within the system.
Speaker 1: Now coming in the new system, learning on the fly,
Speaker 1: trying to play fast and on the fly.
Speaker 3: Learn on the fly, learn on the fly.
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Speaker 1: well you love hockey more than anybody else on the
Speaker 1: planet loves hockey. Yeah well I see you me at
Speaker 1: his worst. Yeah you do. But be wild and Michael
Speaker 1: McCarron agree to a six year, twenty million dollar deal.
Speaker 1: He is thirty one years old. Was acquired Nashville on
Speaker 1: March thirty. Is six six that's a huge bit. Two
Speaker 1: goals and a couple of assists over eleven games in
Speaker 1: the postseason. First round picked by Montreal in twenty thirteen.
Speaker 1: I didn't know he was a first rounder back in
Speaker 1: the day. I did either twenty fifth overall, but Michael
Speaker 1: McCarran six year deal.
Speaker 6: Zachary, Yeah, I'm I'm a little surprised because I thought
Speaker 6: at the end of the season that we probably weren't
Speaker 6: going to have him back.
Speaker 1: But obviously he likes playing here.
Speaker 6: He said as such that he wanted to stick around
Speaker 6: and pursue a Stanley Cup with the Wild And as
Speaker 6: we all know, he could have gotten way way more
Speaker 6: if he would have hit the market.
Speaker 1: But Billy Garon doing a great job.
Speaker 6: Keeping him here and then also keeping him for a
Speaker 6: reasonable amount, especially that that aav over a long period will.
Speaker 1: Certainly be nice.
Speaker 6: And I know there's some criticism here and there, but
Speaker 6: I think overall it is a great move, especially with
Speaker 6: the cap rising.
Speaker 1: It's it's good man.
Speaker 6: He's good, he's big, he had size, he wins face offs.
Speaker 6: They need that role player and he plays it very
Speaker 6: very well, was very valuable at the end of the
Speaker 6: season this year, and we'll have him for another what
Speaker 6: six years?
Speaker 1: So, the Carolina Hurricanes were slight favorites last night in
Speaker 1: Vegas for Game four of the Stanley Cup Final, and
Speaker 1: they get it done five to three. They come out
Speaker 1: of the gates pretty hot, like very hot, and then
Speaker 1: they end up holding on and winning five to three.
Speaker 1: That series is now tied to two. Jordan Stall scored
Speaker 1: twice Game five in Carolina on Thursday. Here's why we
Speaker 1: should have known that the Carolina Hurricanes were gonna win
Speaker 1: last night. So maybe this and maybe this is why
Speaker 1: they were slight favorites. I want unless you read this.
Speaker 1: If you read this, don't guess it's my constant disclaimer.
Speaker 1: Give me the date the last time Carolina loss back
Speaker 1: to back games. What do you think February they were
Speaker 1: on the Olympic break. Maybe, so give me an exact yes, well,
Speaker 1: like February second four, two.
Speaker 3: Christmas Day after Christmas Boxing Day, twenty sixth.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Thanksgiving jan thirteen. They have not lost back to
Speaker 1: that game since the twelfth and thirteenth of January. That's sweet.
Speaker 1: So that's how good they are. They're just tough to
Speaker 1: beat consecutively. They just don't lose very often. Yeah, good
Speaker 1: for them. So it's been months since they've lost back
Speaker 1: to back games and that's still the case. Yeah, good
Speaker 1: for them. So series tied to two. Proud of them.
Speaker 1: I think they're going to do it, but we'll see.
Speaker 1: But again, almost almost, except for maybe last night a
Speaker 1: little bit, almost all four games have felt like a
Speaker 1: coin flip. Oh yeah, so I definitely could argue Vegas
Speaker 1: it could will do this. I do think Carolina is
Speaker 1: slightly better, but I don't know hockey well enough to
Speaker 1: know that or say that does how much you.
Speaker 6: Know about hockey, it's right there, just talk to I mean,
Speaker 6: it is a coin flip each night. I mean these leads,
Speaker 6: multiple multi goal leads, just a race in a second
Speaker 6: or two. But except hopefully it goes seven, man, we
Speaker 6: got game six guaranteed. I would love to see it
Speaker 6: go seven.
Speaker 5: Maybe you said the stat Corey, and I'm sure you did,
Speaker 5: but uh, last night, at the end of the second period,
Speaker 5: they flashed on the screen. Vegas has outscored the Hurricanes
Speaker 5: nine to one in the second period. I just said that,
Speaker 5: did you really? No okayd scare me for a minute,
Speaker 5: but that's incredible.
Speaker 1: So, like Zacho said, they were up three to one
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, it's three to three again.
Speaker 1: So they are very good in the second period.
Speaker 6: And the heart that the hurricane, that game hard of
Speaker 6: rock and roll, Jordan's watall falling over and somehow still
Speaker 6: getting that game winner.
Speaker 1: So much, it's so good, it's so good. I love it.
Speaker 1: This is literally what makes sweet Carolina. Yeah, the Links
Speaker 1: won one seventy six over the Dallas Wings. Miles twenty four,
Speaker 1: McBride twenty two, Howard twenty one. The Links are ten
Speaker 1: and two and obviously, if you're paying attention, still known
Speaker 1: a Fisa Collier. So one of the best female basketball
Speaker 1: players on the planet is not even playing and the
Speaker 1: Links are ten and two. Yeah, imagine imagine when they
Speaker 1: had Almos said McPhee, uh, the Visa Collier, Like this
Speaker 1: is nuts? Crazy? Are we the favorites? We got to
Speaker 1: be the DraftKings favorites. Let me look that up quickly.
Speaker 1: We have to be at this point. Olivia Miles is unbelievable.
Speaker 5: She had what twenty well one of us twenty four
Speaker 5: twenty four last night and the gal taken before I
Speaker 5: think had four easy funds.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the liberty is still ahead of us liberty liberty. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm not on DraftKings. On DraftKings, the links are plus
Speaker 1: two to ten and the liberty of plus three ten
Speaker 1: futures NBA winner. Yeah, my draftings too. It's completely that
Speaker 1: go back to the future range. Yeah. You might be
Speaker 1: on the milking at it right now.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it might be on the prediction market, predictors, predictors
Speaker 5: great bit.
Speaker 1: No, it was terrible.
Speaker 6: I like the New York Mets are plus six cuentards.
Speaker 6: Still remember when we talked about their odds to make
Speaker 6: the playoffs?
Speaker 1: Nope?
Speaker 3: No, I barely remember driving home.
Speaker 1: Most Yeah, and he was full of ridge. He was pissed.
Speaker 1: Do you have his rage shirt on?
Speaker 3: I know I did the day before though, No, it
Speaker 3: was the day before rage.
Speaker 1: Miss. Yeah, rage, miss happy Rage, Miss Thank you? Is
Speaker 1: it my turn? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I mean we're doing fan five.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're doing Fan five. Man, take a deep breath.
Speaker 1: How long have you been gone? Uh? Well I missed Thursday,
Speaker 1: Friday and Monday, and so did all of my commercials. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Did nobody say anything?
Speaker 3: Nobody an email, nobody said hey, my God, I've a
Speaker 3: record on that's something important.
Speaker 1: The Bengals have restructured Joe Burrows contract. They're going to
Speaker 1: gain ten million dollars in cap space for the upcoming season.
Speaker 1: This was pretty much needed to save some money because
Speaker 1: of the Dexter Lawrence trade. So the team had just
Speaker 1: seven point one million in effective cap space. You know
Speaker 1: what they did by boom fixed and boom and boom
Speaker 1: they can sign whoever they want. So the CAP's a myth?
Speaker 1: Oh we're really over the cap? Oh well, then hey
Speaker 1: on a second, right fast, send time to the league. Hey, hey, Joe, Joe,
Speaker 1: you know how you know we signed you to like
Speaker 1: a two hundred and fifty million dollars deal. Yeah, you're
Speaker 1: still going to get it. Okay, We're going to give
Speaker 1: you some now, though, we're going to give you more now,
Speaker 1: and then we're going to just spread it the number
Speaker 1: out so it won't impact you in any way. You
Speaker 1: okay with it?
Speaker 3: Though?
Speaker 1: Where do I sign? Just right here? Okay? But then
Speaker 1: what do you guys do? Well, then we just beat
Speaker 1: out boot boop fixed and then then we can sign
Speaker 1: whoever we want. Right, But is that going to put
Speaker 1: us over the cap?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: No, we're going to stay under the cap by hitting
Speaker 1: all these buttons, like I read, hold on, let me
Speaker 1: see if this is correct. You can do whatever you
Speaker 1: want in the NFL. Okay, one of those.
Speaker 5: Here's another example that the the CAP's a myth. You
Speaker 5: your favorite squad? The forty nine ers have a high
Speaker 5: price quarterback, a high price tight end. They have price
Speaker 5: running back, high price running back they have. They have
Speaker 5: a wide receiver that doesn't want to be on the
Speaker 5: team that they overpaid for, and they have Bosa right
Speaker 5: high end players loaded. They have seventy one million dollars
Speaker 5: in cap space. How do they have seventy one million
Speaker 5: dollars in cap space? More to your point, it's made up?
Speaker 1: Well, how about this? Williams makes like fifty million. This
Speaker 1: is the best, This is the best. I was gonna
Speaker 1: save this for next seven. But who cares because there's
Speaker 1: piggy bash what we're talking about. So Adam Schefter continues
Speaker 1: to say he truly thinks it's more likely than not
Speaker 1: that Aaron Donald comes out of retirements to join Miles
Speaker 1: Garrett on the Rams. Right yeap. Aaron Donald last played
Speaker 1: in twenty twenty three. Guaranteed first ballot Hall of Famer
Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah blah. But he's thirty five, and
Speaker 1: they're like, Wow, wouln't it be awesome if we put
Speaker 1: two of the best players in this generation on the
Speaker 1: same defensive line and just let him wreak absolute havoc.
Speaker 1: The Rams are projected to be nineteen million under the cap.
Speaker 1: Donald would want more than that, So it's what do
Speaker 1: we do? Adam Schefter said. Other teams that he has
Speaker 1: talked to have said, quote, they'll find the money, they'll
Speaker 1: make it happen. Right, that's a direct quote from Adam Schefter.
Speaker 1: They'll find the money, they'll make it happen. I want
Speaker 1: to know how they make that happen. Paulugh, Wow, holy
Speaker 1: Molly worked fixed me. So oh man, Well, I would
Speaker 1: love Aaron Donald to come back, but he's got a
Speaker 1: nineteen million or less. Well he wants forty. Oh well
Speaker 1: give him three, give him forty. Well, how did you
Speaker 1: do that? Well, we told Matt Stafford that would give
Speaker 1: him a yacht today, right, and then uh three, rental
Speaker 1: property is starting tomorrow.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 3: They're like the big brother. That's some possible to play
Speaker 3: monopoly agans because he just throws the board when he
Speaker 3: gets mad.
Speaker 1: Beats us well, like, this is another example of what
Speaker 1: we're talking about.
Speaker 5: What was the whole bit about getting McCarthy in here,
Speaker 5: you'd have a young quarterback on a cheap deal. They
Speaker 5: are paying Kyler Murray one point something million a year.
Speaker 1: They only have thirteen million in cap space. How do
Speaker 1: the forty nine ers have seventy one million dollars in
Speaker 1: cap because they spread out rock Perty's deal over the
Speaker 1: next sixty three years. It's so made up. I heard
Speaker 1: that I got a lot of teams are in cap
Speaker 1: trouble next year. No they're not. Don't beat by boo
Speaker 1: boop fixed? Yes, sorry, the Chiefs can't play next year.
Speaker 1: They're over the cap. Not a thing now, they're one
Speaker 1: point two billion under, right, so stupid, it's the best.
Speaker 1: Oh god, we're in cap. Hell, no, we're not seventy
Speaker 1: one billion dollars. Just run it through Claude, he'll fix
Speaker 1: it for you. The AI. Oh we gotta use cold
Speaker 1: pilot here, right, Well again, who's gonna tell on us
Speaker 1: who's down the hall to say col pilot?
Speaker 5: Only Trent Williams makes twenty five million years down the hall.
Speaker 1: He doesn't fixed. So stupid. What really matters is next.
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Speaker 6: including Bob Dylan. He'll be there July sixth. He will
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Speaker 3: Yeah, let's go, it's down to rock and roll.
Speaker 1: Hey, can I tell you guys something none of you
Speaker 1: care about? Perfect?
Speaker 3: Can't wait, Hogs, I'm thinking about it.
Speaker 5: So you occasionally, Hogs Daddy have the coffee down the hall,
Speaker 5: right sure?
Speaker 1: And I have it every day.
Speaker 5: And I just realized, because as you say, Cory, you're
Speaker 5: one hundred percent correct, I don't have any attention to detail.
Speaker 5: It's one of your worst quality. It's one of my
Speaker 5: worst qualities, if not my worst quality. It's got me
Speaker 5: in some some weird situations in my life. Well, I
Speaker 5: just realized the coffee that I've been drinking for a
Speaker 5: year is decaying. Did you not notice?
Speaker 1: I didn't know the taste different, tastes different. I mean,
Speaker 1: it definitely does. Are you kidding?
Speaker 3: Why are you still drinking it?
Speaker 1: I'm not anymore. You've been drinking decay and didn't notice.
Speaker 1: I did not notice because it's all in the pods.
Speaker 1: How is that possible?
Speaker 3: And it's a light blend, and that I that you
Speaker 3: weren't getting a kick from that.
Speaker 1: Why I think it's I think it's more of the
Speaker 1: placebo effect. I just figure because I'm having three cups
Speaker 1: of it that I'm more energized. I walked down there
Speaker 1: this morning to get a cup of coffee, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: what the hell this is decaf. I've been drinking it
Speaker 1: for a year and not I did not know.
Speaker 3: You're like the high school kid who was pretending to
Speaker 3: be drunk.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't know.
Speaker 5: Now I've got some full diesel right here, but I
Speaker 5: didn't know it was DCA.
Speaker 1: But you can't now you definitely taste the difference.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well this one's yeah, this is a stronger blend.
Speaker 5: It's the hoggedy blend. But this is like drinking pure lead.
Speaker 1: I think even if you've had coffee a handful of
Speaker 1: times in your life, you'd be able to taste the difference.
Speaker 1: I can't believe. I death's unbelievable. I want a year.
Speaker 1: I want a year.
Speaker 5: No, I've been ever since they brought in the Caribou bits,
Speaker 5: which is outstanding coffee.
Speaker 1: I'm so glad somebody saved us and bailed us out
Speaker 1: of that. Man? Was that? Remember how harrowing him? An experience?
Speaker 1: A bird? It's a plane? No, it's oh man, we
Speaker 1: needed somebody to save us from our coffee situation.
Speaker 6: It sounds like, uh, sus likes our coffee situation. Oh
Speaker 6: I do now with the I can't believe it doesn't
Speaker 6: have caffeine.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but before some of the coffee we had here,
Speaker 5: and the reason we did that bit is it was
Speaker 5: prison coffee. Now it's at least brand name and good.
Speaker 5: But I didn't realize because I'm an idiot.
Speaker 1: Can you go get one of those pods? Can we
Speaker 1: see how clearly it's labeled DCAF? Yeah, hold on, I can't.
Speaker 1: Then you can hold it up to the camera. I
Speaker 1: can't wait to see how prominently displayed the word DCAF is.
Speaker 1: How did he miss that? And, like you said, Chris,
Speaker 1: how did he not feel it?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know. I don't know, man,
Speaker 3: But like you said, it is that is the uh
Speaker 3: you know what do you call the if I see it?
Speaker 3: That's exactly right. I mean that's a definition of what
Speaker 3: it is. He thought he was getting caffeine, so he
Speaker 3: felt well and good that you'd like to taste of it.
Speaker 1: That. I don't want to be a total hypocrite because
Speaker 1: I've said the same thing about energy drinks. I don't
Speaker 1: think I have felt an energy drink in almost twenty years, right,
Speaker 1: I just know I feel good when I drink it,
Speaker 1: Like I know, mentally, I'm like, all right, I need this.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't get the shakes, I don't feel
Speaker 1: a boost. I don't feel it at all. I just
Speaker 1: like the taste of it. How prominently displayed is Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's I.
Speaker 3: Mean it's it's it's right there. Yeah, it's right there.
Speaker 1: Easy, bring it back a little bring it back a
Speaker 1: little bit right stop there, right there, Cariboo Bland. I
Speaker 1: don't know. Isn't that color decaf color? Typically I'm not
Speaker 1: a coffee guy, So you have a decaf color and
Speaker 1: it says decaf on the actual pod.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well it says it right, It says it right there,
Speaker 3: and it says.
Speaker 1: Your cameras medium rose decaf coffee. Yeah, I don't know
Speaker 1: how you read that once and didn't see the word DCAF.
Speaker 1: I have no idea I didn't it was calf. I'll
Speaker 1: tell you what, man, you just saw caribou blend and
Speaker 1: didn't read the fine print, the four words underneath it
Speaker 1: that say medium rose DCAF coffee. I did not.
Speaker 5: No, We've had that for about a year, so I've
Speaker 5: been drinking DCAF coffee for a year.
Speaker 1: Didn't.
Speaker 3: And that's the thing, Like, if I were to, you know,
Speaker 3: I drink a lot of five hour, a lot of
Speaker 3: five I love them. If I if they gave me
Speaker 3: DCAF five hour energy, which I'm sure doesn't exist. No,
Speaker 3: I think my body would notice.
Speaker 1: That's what I was just asking myself in my own head.
Speaker 1: If monster could make the exact same taste as this
Speaker 1: zero ultra but take out any kind of caffeine, what
Speaker 1: I notice? I don't know. Knowing as half of that,
Speaker 1: I don't know if I would. But DCAFF and irregular
Speaker 1: coffee tastes different. Yeah, I did not notice it. Unbelievable. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not smart, And I gotta think whoever orders the
Speaker 1: the pods for us, go, what's up with Minneapolis? They
Speaker 1: drink an abnormal amount of decaf. Most people hate decaffeinated coffee,
Speaker 1: but man, they're pounding it in Minneapolis. This bald, ugly
Speaker 1: guy loves it. Like just as many pods as d
Speaker 1: of decaf are going out the door as the regular stuff.
Speaker 1: Who's drinking decaf in Minneapolis. Wow, it's just one guy. Okay,
Speaker 1: he loves it. He drinks three or four cups a day.
Speaker 1: What an idiot?
Speaker 3: You all hopped up on decas hopped up on decal.
Speaker 1: Kelly is saying, yeah, she is. You know, she doesn't.
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Speaker 5: I can see clearly now, I can read the fine
Speaker 5: print of the damn coffee.
Speaker 1: Pods Medium roast dcaff coffee. Didn't know that? How great
Speaker 1: is it? It's one of the all time snl bits.
Speaker 1: When they switched Chris Farley's coffee with decaffeinated folders, crystals
Speaker 1: or whatever, and what why use on bit? He just
Speaker 1: throws tables and punches. Guy, it's one of the greatest
Speaker 1: bits ever. Now again, if you didn't live through that era,
Speaker 1: that was a huge thing, right, the idea of switching
Speaker 1: coffee on people and not noticing, and that was the
Speaker 1: whole point, I guess. So maybe maybe maybe the year,
Speaker 1: it's not so crazy that you didn't notice, because thirty
Speaker 1: years ago that was a thing. We switched your coffee
Speaker 1: when you weren't looking with decaffee. You didn't even notice.
Speaker 1: I didn't even notice. So maybe they did it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe Chris Farley had it right.
Speaker 5: Maybe the new me will now now that I've had
Speaker 5: two cups of this, now, maybe it's the new me.
Speaker 1: Well, maybe we should do a taste test. You should
Speaker 1: get one of each and see if you can tell
Speaker 1: the difference. Maybe it's way closer than we're giving it
Speaker 1: credit for.
Speaker 3: Maybe it is. Yeah, maybe yeah, And maybe it'll be
Speaker 3: good on the radio now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe this, like I said, it's the new memes.
Speaker 1: I've had two cups now, working on my third.
Speaker 3: I can tell you got more energy.
Speaker 1: Yeah man, yeah, yeah, you lied to me. One lady's
Speaker 1: crying basically begging him to stop angry. He's got What
Speaker 1: a great bit. God, I love that bit. Don't melt
Speaker 1: Spurs at next tonight, uh seven point thirty. The Knicks
Speaker 1: are slight favorites on DraftKings at minus one and a half.
Speaker 1: New York's up two games to one, Spurs one game three,
Speaker 1: snapping New York's thirteen game win streak. I mean, come on,
Speaker 1: we can go with all the cliches in the world,
Speaker 1: how pivotal this is. If New York wins this, it's
Speaker 1: going to be unbelievably difficult for San Antonio to come
Speaker 1: back and win three straight. And obviously I would argue
Speaker 1: the opposite is true. If san Antonio steals Game four
Speaker 1: and now we're even I think the Knicks would be
Speaker 1: in full panic mode going back to San Antonio for
Speaker 1: Game five. So this is super cliche, but I'm going
Speaker 1: to say it anyway, because that's why cliches exist. I
Speaker 1: think whoever wins to Night wins the series. I think
Speaker 1: you're correct. Yeah, yeah, because if the Spurs win, they
Speaker 1: take the home court advantage back and again I truly
Speaker 1: think the panic sets in that the Knicks are blowing this. Yes,
Speaker 1: I think they win tonight. I think I think New
Speaker 1: York wins. We'll see. The Spurs have had double digit
Speaker 1: leads in all three games. Do you watch some grease?
Speaker 1: I do have grease already with the Spurs' that's wrong
Speaker 1: with more grease? No, I'm done betting betting. Well you
Speaker 1: you you know we backed I backed out of the
Speaker 1: parish versus the field bet. You backed out of the
Speaker 1: World Series of Poker bet and so far you would
Speaker 1: be winning. We've had a couple of close calls. How's
Speaker 1: our guying? Our guy finished fourteenth yesterday and he was
Speaker 1: the chip leader with leg one hundred to go. Oh
Speaker 1: Man inded herbot tournament he had a chance, so he did.
Speaker 1: Finished fourteen monty. I think with bounties, I think he
Speaker 1: won like fifteen k maybe cool something like that, but
Speaker 1: it was two hundred and forty for first, and he
Speaker 1: was thirteen people away from Buddy something like that. Minnesota's
Speaker 1: had a couple of close calls, and we have a
Speaker 1: really close call because the event that I busted. Rich
Speaker 1: Alsop is sixth in chips with eight to go one
Speaker 1: of the all time goats in Minnesota. He's like a
Speaker 1: top five player all time.
Speaker 3: Were you bust him?
Speaker 1: That's like a squirrel, No, man, but I think he's
Speaker 1: guaranteed almost two hundred K for even if he busts
Speaker 1: out in eighth, so he's already rolling in the cash.
Speaker 1: So congrats to Rich. Rich is a good dude. Yeah,
Speaker 1: good for him. Unbelievable player, great dude. Opie lives up
Speaker 1: to his name. Rich, I get it. Wow, well play.
Speaker 1: But my buddy Tye finished fourth for like one hundred
Speaker 1: and fifteen K. Randy Jacks finished second. Boss heads up.
Speaker 1: My buddy Jason Hoffman the other day finished second for
Speaker 1: a bracelet, so he's sweet. Jack. We've had a couple
Speaker 1: of a couple of really close calls, a couple of
Speaker 1: second places, but sauce if you and I had made
Speaker 1: a bracelet bet, so far we have no Minnesota bracelets
Speaker 1: through what about two weeks of the World Series. With
Speaker 1: four weeks to go, we got a golf better week
Speaker 1: from today, hogs Daddy you in.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Carlos, Yeah, of course, zach O, Yeah, I guess
Speaker 5: they have to know, yeah, and I have to.
Speaker 1: But what really matters is this.
Speaker 3: John Denver wrote the song take Me Home, Country Roads,
Speaker 3: great tune to the place I belong West Virginia Mountain Mama.
Speaker 3: When he wrote that song, he and his co writer
Speaker 3: neither one of them had ever been to West Virginia.
Speaker 1: So, man, that John Denver's full of bleep. He really
Speaker 1: was had a liar.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just I guess they like the sound of it.
Speaker 3: West Virginia.
Speaker 1: Uh hm, great song.
Speaker 3: Michigan didn't work.
Speaker 1: Pennsylvania would have.
Speaker 3: Worked Pennsylvania, but there's no Blue Ridge Mountains there.
Speaker 1: Chattanooga.
Speaker 5: Yeah, great song, chat the chatahoochie song and ask a
Speaker 5: stupid question babe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, baby.
Speaker 6: But now it is the Internet, you could like look
Speaker 6: up West Virginia. You can find out about them Blue
Speaker 6: Ridge Mountains and Mountain Mamas.
Speaker 1: And stuff like Back then, like that was all just
Speaker 1: general knowledge, all that stuff, you mean the states. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're surprised that he knew that it exists. Like, what's
Speaker 1: the blood I don't even know. I have access to
Speaker 1: the internet. I don't know what blue Ridge mountains are.
Speaker 3: There were things, I know. I'm not being funny, I'm
Speaker 3: telling you you know this, but I'm just pointed out.
Speaker 3: Encyclopedias were our intern.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, there were these things called books that
Speaker 1: were killed with information that you could go to this
Speaker 1: secondary building called the library and look up information and
Speaker 1: then learn all about the world. Yeah. I didn't do that,
Speaker 1: most of us didn't. Library suck my grandma. Most of
Speaker 1: them are haunted encyclopedias.
Speaker 3: And she also loved.
Speaker 1: Adam No same number of letters from brilliant. I went
Speaker 1: to this. Uh. I went to this library in New
Speaker 1: York City once. And this library in New York City
Speaker 1: I think was the last time I was in New York.
Speaker 1: It's like, got it, this's gotta be like eighty four. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And this chick was like going through like the uh,
Speaker 1: what was that card index called? You know, like where
Speaker 1: they have the Dewey decimal system. Is that what it's
Speaker 1: called the card index bibliography? No, like you know where
Speaker 1: you pull out Yeah, and so she's she's doing that,
Speaker 1: and she wasn't responding to a word. I was saying,
Speaker 1: pull your hands up. He's not here until next Wednesday.
Speaker 1: Oh never mind, that was just Ghostbusters.
Speaker 3: My mama.
Speaker 1: Is not here. Oh that's right, he's not on the
Speaker 1: show anymore. The next Wednesday, I would assume I'll text him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: do you think he would have known? I was referencing Ghostbusters'.
Speaker 3: Just a Spot every day for two years.
Speaker 1: After we fired it. Oh yeah, I mean you can tell. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh I felt like such a d word, but I
Speaker 1: had to do it. This is this is I texted
Speaker 1: Abbot at the airport, flying out going. I'm pretty sure
Speaker 1: Rosen just said the wrong name for his own client
Speaker 1: twice in a spot. Can you double check?
Speaker 3: My gosh?
Speaker 1: And I don't know if Abbot ever looked at it,
Speaker 1: but I'm like, I'm not trying to pile on im,
Speaker 1: like I don't even think it's the right word. But again,
Speaker 1: to our point, nobody noticed, but I think I noticed.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure it's the wrong word. I can't well, havelok,
Speaker 1: look it up during the break and see if I
Speaker 1: was right. I'm pretty sure he says the wrong name
Speaker 1: West Virginia. Let's look that up. I want to see
Speaker 1: if I'm right, because you know, yeah, it's like I
Speaker 1: was listening to on air pods right at the airport,
Speaker 1: waiting for my flight, and I'm like, did I just
Speaker 1: hear that? Just like hearing him get ripped, I literally
Speaker 1: started the text, habit, I'm not trying to be a
Speaker 1: dick dot dot but you just be like your email signature. Truly,
Speaker 1: I was truly trying to help. It just sounded like
Speaker 1: I was piling on. But I'm like, I'm pretty sure
Speaker 1: this needs to be fixed. Let's look it up, should we? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Of course, does your phone just auto fill whenever you
Speaker 1: type in? I'm not trying to be more of the
Speaker 1: power to Morning show after this on the fan from
Speaker 1: the one duh?
Speaker 3: You guys remember a wide receiver named Cedric from Texas?
Speaker 3: What was his last name?
Speaker 1: Cedric the entertainer. Oh, we had a cornerback named Cedric
Speaker 1: Griffin anything.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's time. But yeah, that's close enough. It's the hits,
Speaker 3: the job done.
Speaker 1: Yes, No, if I remember right, Cedric was a decent player,
Speaker 1: second rounder I think yeah he was. Yeah, you guys
Speaker 1: all remember Cedric, right? Sure? From Texas? Yeah? I think
Speaker 1: I got one of my first gigs here when I
Speaker 1: got here was to get liners and from that draft class.
Speaker 1: And I asked Cedric if he knew yeah, and he said, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll do it, dude. Cedric was very nice about it.
Speaker 1: Outside of the Timberwolves and Vikings and stuff. Sauce, who's
Speaker 1: my all time favorite team. Do you remember the Timberwolves, No,
Speaker 1: outside of them, outside of Minnesota. Do you remember my
Speaker 1: favorite team when I was thirteen? Oh yeah, the Phoenix
Speaker 1: Phoenix Sons. The Phoenix Sons were awesome, right, They had
Speaker 1: like Kevin Johnson and Dan Marley and Tom Chambers and
Speaker 1: Cedric Sabalos. Yeah, you guys remember Cedric did He did
Speaker 1: the blindfold Dunk. Oh yeah, Cedric did.
Speaker 5: I always loved the comedy stylings of Cedric the entertainer.
Speaker 3: You know, he did the blind for Dunk, and a
Speaker 3: lot of our bosses do the I can't hear radio boy.
Speaker 1: All right, let's do more of what really matters. I'll
Speaker 1: do scores and stats around the world, the sports, and
Speaker 1: then crys will change your life with something else. But first,
Speaker 1: Zach's gonna try to change our lives. No, no, so
Speaker 1: earlier after I see on earlier we mentioned that we
Speaker 1: all believe Kyler Murray sounds like somebody else, not Patrick Mahomes,
Speaker 1: It's somebody else that we just can't place. And we
Speaker 1: were asking people on Twitter and the stream at Cafe
Speaker 1: dot com slash watch, like, who are we thinking of
Speaker 1: that he sounds like somebody else? We just couldn't place
Speaker 1: it in Zach, you say that you've had a handful
Speaker 1: of responses that are the same, and you think this
Speaker 1: might be the front runner. I got a couple of
Speaker 1: couple of actually options here, So okay, let's see if
Speaker 1: we can agree with this or not. When do you
Speaker 1: become a collector when you have more than two or
Speaker 1: more than one or more than three? Is it more
Speaker 1: than three?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: I don't know that is that was Reeves? Hey on,
Speaker 1: play that again? That wasn't Keanu Reeves? That was it again?
Speaker 1: When do you become a collector when you have more
Speaker 1: than two or more than one or more than three?
Speaker 1: Is it more than three? What is.
Speaker 6: Any good audio without any like stupid music behind? But
Speaker 6: that's Keanu Reeves and some GQ thing a while ago.
Speaker 6: What doesn't sound It doesn't at all?
Speaker 1: But that was all right? So whether the most common thing?
Speaker 1: And there's this one.
Speaker 6: Accomplished with the football team, so we're really trying to
Speaker 6: that's get as many.
Speaker 1: That's the Packer old Packer head coach Mike McCarthy.
Speaker 6: A lot of people said Mike McCarthy, and then others said, Johnny, Utah,
Speaker 6: give me two.
Speaker 1: I don't think it sounds anything like Keanu Reeves. No,
Speaker 1: I don't either, especially that Keanu Reeves.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: Crowdsourcing didn't work, damn it. They tried. At least they're listening.
Speaker 1: Oh brilliant. Yeah, if people cared, we'd get a talking
Speaker 1: to today.
Speaker 3: What are they gonna say we're wrong?
Speaker 1: Well played Hawk for Cedric Benson who played for the Bear.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and Texas I think too. Was he not
Speaker 1: a Texas run in Texas guy? He was great on
Speaker 1: well I think it was one of the NCAA football games.
Speaker 1: Cedric was out.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, just plowing through or you just run
Speaker 5: him around one of the corners and yeah, he was
Speaker 5: so great.
Speaker 1: That's a cool name. This. Who did Robert Pattinson playing
Speaker 1: Harry Potter again?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, here's it, screw sure, here's what's great about mas.
Speaker 1: He just got here and he picks right up with it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just throw him the ball and he scores. Now. Our
Speaker 1: guy from uh from Minnesota on Reno nine one one
Speaker 1: I believe is Sie Drick.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's right.
Speaker 1: It's pronounced the same, but it's cdrick or sorry, spelled
Speaker 1: the same, but it's pronounced I believe. I don't think
Speaker 1: so I think it's doesn't matter. It matters, Yeah, it
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. But what really matters is this.
Speaker 3: Get that right. Esquire magazine has rolled out it's annual
Speaker 3: list of the best bars in the country. In twenty
Speaker 3: twenty six. The public from pulled together fourteen bars, many
Speaker 3: of which are from cities known further night life like
Speaker 3: New Orleans and Chicago and Los Angles, but it also
Speaker 3: includes a watering hole in our state of Minnesota.
Speaker 1: Just one made the list.
Speaker 3: Just one. Halftime Wreck in Saint Paul made the list
Speaker 3: and got high praise from editor Ryan dig Nestanio.
Speaker 1: Yeah they halftime Wreck.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they halftime Wreck years ago when they that burger
Speaker 5: battle that I would host. Yeah, they won it a
Speaker 5: couple of times for how good their cheeseburger is. Yeah,
Speaker 5: halftime Wreck is real good.
Speaker 3: Say the best, Buddy Mary, I've ever tasted.
Speaker 1: No kidding, that's what it says.
Speaker 3: Halftime Wreck.
Speaker 1: Oh I've been to this place. Yeah, I just googled
Speaker 1: it and I'm watching some video. They got a fancy
Speaker 1: little website. I've definitely been to this place. Yeah, forget
Speaker 1: about that. It must have been for one of the
Speaker 1: hockey trivia bits or something. But I've definitely, I've definitely
Speaker 1: I've definitely been in there before. That looks super familiar.
Speaker 1: I think it's their Patty Shack Burger is outstand that's
Speaker 1: the home run. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I like the looks of it from the outside.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I like that glass man with the Hams beer right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a cool place. Ooh, their chicken wings look amazing.
Speaker 3: You're hungry, aren't you?
Speaker 1: I am? Yeah, hungry girl. I forgot my thing this morning,
Speaker 1: like you, I put my shoes on and I was like, well,
Speaker 1: time to go. You put shoes on.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I put my shoes on and then didn't grab
Speaker 5: my d decaf, my protein shake.
Speaker 1: Thing that I drink now right.
Speaker 5: I got here and my waffles were gone. What Yeah,
Speaker 5: so now we're getting Chick fil A.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure I've had the cheese curds at halftime wreck. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that looks very familiar. And those look amazing. I look
Speaker 1: at that meat lover's hash.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you guys, you guys won't get this in all.
Speaker 1: It's weighing hype barker. It's Dynay McBride. That's the voice
Speaker 1: that you think had play the Kyler Murray sound. But again,
Speaker 1: Let's see if Danny mcride's the right answer. And then
Speaker 1: I have a teammate who I haven't talked to in years,
Speaker 1: literally text me this morning. Kyler Murray sounds exactly like Danny.
Speaker 1: Danny McBride in so ironic that you guys bring it up. Interesting. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's see if that's good morning, come in hot. I
Speaker 1: love it to take right off the bat.
Speaker 7: Ohne, here comes that now having a split reps, it's
Speaker 7: already being behind, not getting an amount of come on,
Speaker 7: I gotta get.
Speaker 1: Learning an offense righteous Chemstone.
Speaker 7: That's probably the toughest part, you know, just again going
Speaker 7: back to the past, being in control of everything, understanding
Speaker 7: what we were already doing because I was comfortable within
Speaker 7: the system. Now coming in the new system, learning on
Speaker 7: the fly, trying to play fast fishing, and then let
Speaker 7: let it loose.
Speaker 1: It's cool. That's the best guess so far. It's really close.
Speaker 3: It be hard to find audio. Dan doesn't have curs.
Speaker 8: Yeah, true, because he knows I love righteous Chemstones vice principles.
Speaker 8: He spounded down and watch them all last year and
Speaker 8: he's like, dude, this Kyler Murray sounds exactly like that.
Speaker 5: What about the.
Speaker 3: Bradley Cooper episode of Righteous Gemstones, Oh dude, the first
Speaker 3: episode of this last season where it's basically it's the uh,
Speaker 3: how how they became involved in beingcoming preachers, the entire family,
Speaker 3: and it's his great great grandpa and it was Civil
Speaker 3: War times, and it's and the rest of the characters
Speaker 3: not in the film are in the episode at all.
Speaker 3: It's just Bradley Cooper.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, I'm with you.
Speaker 3: And it's a fantastic episode, so good he realizes and
Speaker 3: it sets his entire family of motion for there where
Speaker 3: he can use religion to take advantage of people. That's
Speaker 3: a great episode of television.
Speaker 1: That shows a plus probably one of my favorite.
Speaker 8: I mean, McBride is hilarious anytime you listen to him
Speaker 8: on my pods and you know whatever, you're gona listen
Speaker 8: to him on the first show all the time before.
Speaker 2: That's right, you came on years ago and pretending to
Speaker 2: be a hate you enjoy yourself. Do you like that
Speaker 2: kind of atmosphere with a big premiere, red carpet, the paparazzi,
Speaker 2: the whole thing.
Speaker 1: I hate it. I can't stand it. You'd think that
Speaker 1: you would get used to that stuff. The more you
Speaker 1: do it there.
Speaker 7: Now, having split reds, it's me already being behind, not
Speaker 7: getting the amount of repsit. You know, you would typically want.
Speaker 1: To go across the learning at the red car middle.
Speaker 3: It's pretty close.
Speaker 1: It's not bad. Yeah, it's not bad.
Speaker 8: And I asked AI about it, and they said there's
Speaker 8: a lot of comparisons, whether it's like mainstream media or
Speaker 8: memes that compare those to his voice.
Speaker 3: So I would never have thought to ask Ai about it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but again that's because I'm fifty five. That's a great idea.
Speaker 3: I should have asked right at the beginning. Who does
Speaker 3: he sound like?
Speaker 1: Yeah, wait a minute, you know, if you didn't use copilot,
Speaker 1: we're gonna have to ask you to leave. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was cold pilot. That's why I said Ai.
Speaker 3: Because yeah, yeah, it's the only one you used, is copil.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm a co pilot.
Speaker 3: Guy.
Speaker 1: Geez, that was close. Man, we lost him. I used MODD.
Speaker 3: She called me and said, please have asked exactly quick
Speaker 3: to me over.
Speaker 1: I don't know. The FIFA World Cup starts tomorrow. Oh boy,
Speaker 1: let's go way.
Speaker 3: Welcome to the country.
Speaker 1: On day What do you think this was as of yesterday?
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's changed your a lot or not.
Speaker 1: What do you think the odds are that USA wins
Speaker 1: the whole thing.
Speaker 3: Year yesterday, believe it or not?
Speaker 1: Impossible? Oh, it ain't happening. It's probably ten thousand to one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's probably not a bad guess. Five thousand to one, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's pretty closer to that. Ten thousands, probably not there.
Speaker 1: Fifty thousand to one, oh, maxoll gaius are slightly over.
Speaker 8: One thousand, twenty five hundred one seven, way over five
Speaker 8: hundred to one, twenty five one one.
Speaker 1: It is. They are thirty two to one to win
Speaker 1: the whole thing, They're nine to one to reach the
Speaker 1: semi finals, and even money just to reach the final sixteen.
Speaker 1: So it's fifty to fifty basically that they get into
Speaker 1: the final sixteen. Paul, your hands up. I have a
Speaker 1: question and I would like a soft kind answer.
Speaker 3: Oh, well, you should call a different radio.
Speaker 5: Is Are they at those odds like the Yankees and
Speaker 5: some of these big market teams are because they know
Speaker 5: they'll get action, like Americans are gonna bet like you
Speaker 5: always see, like some of these teams have higher odds,
Speaker 5: and you think because they're name brand right.
Speaker 1: I'm sure that matters a little bit, But it wouldn't.
Speaker 1: It wouldn't take a team that was normally one thousand
Speaker 1: to one and make them thirty two to one. No,
Speaker 1: it wouldn't be that big of a difference. I'm sure
Speaker 1: it's a slight difference. Yeah. Do you think it's not
Speaker 1: astronomically different? Are you thinking people will bet against the
Speaker 1: US because of that? Or or will bet like people
Speaker 1: will always bet.
Speaker 5: They always you get cooke lines on like the Yankees
Speaker 5: or some of these big market teams because they have
Speaker 5: a lot of fans who will bet them and they
Speaker 5: know they can get action.
Speaker 1: I do think a lot of people will bet on
Speaker 1: the US just for the extra sweat, just in case
Speaker 1: you get the dream run. You want to financially be
Speaker 1: a part of it, in it emotionally and financially. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I hope. I don't think people are putting significant
Speaker 1: money in the USA. You're probably burning money. For example,
Speaker 1: France and Spain are your co favorites on DraftKings? What
Speaker 1: are the odds that they win the World Cup?
Speaker 3: Six on?
Speaker 1: France and Spain are your favorites? So Mexico versus South
Speaker 1: Africa kicks it off tomorrow in Mexico City at two o'clock,
Speaker 1: then the USA and Paraguay eight o'clock on Friday. Sauce,
Speaker 1: poker Face, Yeah, go ahead, get to it, poker Face
Speaker 1: Sauce ready, all right, Max, we know you're going to
Speaker 1: back Sauce. That's your boy. Alway, thanks, Zach Parker, hawk
Speaker 1: can Sauce name the continent that Paraguay is on? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you gotta meet Sauce all right. So that's a confident Parker.
Speaker 1: A confident Maxo.
Speaker 3: I believe so too. I feel like he can. Yes,
Speaker 3: I think he can.
Speaker 1: Pretty confident Chris Zachary. Yeah, that's a mostly confident yes.
Speaker 1: So four yes? Is it Europe? Oh my god, No
Speaker 1: you didn't.
Speaker 3: You're kidding, right, come on, your kidding around Spain?
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, Spain, South America? It is South America? Okay, yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right? Hey, like almost dead center in the middle
Speaker 1: of South America. You know, you know it's bad. Come Max?
Speaker 1: Have you been there? You've been to Brazil?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: Is Brazil? Does Brazil border because Brazil is gigantic. It
Speaker 1: takes up like half of South America. I'm not sure
Speaker 1: if it borders it, but no, I haven't I've been
Speaker 1: to Peru, Colombia and Brazil and in South America, but
Speaker 1: I haven't been to Paraguay yet. But I've heard nothing
Speaker 1: but good. Thing is that right?
Speaker 3: Never been to Spain's awesome, but been to Oklahoma that counts.
Speaker 3: That is a great song. Yeah, I think that's a
Speaker 3: band called the Three Dog Night.
Speaker 1: How did people learn about Spain or Oklahoma back in
Speaker 1: the day, It.
Speaker 3: Wasn't a terrible question cyclopedia.
Speaker 1: I get what you mean, Zach, though I see where
Speaker 1: you're doing it from. Encyclopedia salesmen were a thing. They
Speaker 1: literally had.
Speaker 3: Lots of sex.
Speaker 1: They would literally come to your doors and sell you
Speaker 1: encyclopedias and it was hundreds of dollars. How much is
Speaker 1: one run you back in the day, a couple hundred
Speaker 1: bucks for the whole. It was, as Hawk said, it
Speaker 1: was the internet before the internet.
Speaker 3: So you want to just read them, shoot all these
Speaker 3: books out, slide to the bone. God, that was That
Speaker 3: was like the extra It's like it was like a
Speaker 3: bonus package.
Speaker 5: You definitely watched a video of somebody selling the cyclopaedia.
Speaker 1: Maybe yet that part might have.
Speaker 3: Changed my view on encyclopedia salesman.
Speaker 1: Fast forward, because that only had like.
Speaker 3: Five tapes and I watched them all about one hundred times.
Speaker 1: They were the pizza men of their day. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you gotta who cares how they met get to their
Speaker 1: the meat scrolling? Yeah, watching the lore was that the
Speaker 1: scene Chris where they're like, hey, if you can't afford
Speaker 1: all twenty six books, at least, let me give you
Speaker 1: the d That's exactly right. It's like the most obvious encyclopedia.
Speaker 1: And of course Hawk's datu joke. Of course you did
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