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Speaker 2: First thing I'd want to say is USA, USA, But

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Speaker 2: the second thing that comes quickly after that is, oh my.

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Speaker 1: God, I hope Sid is okay.

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Speaker 2: That was terrifying yesterday to see the Penguin season on

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Speaker 2: the brink, depending on the the the severity of the

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Speaker 2: injury he suffered in the game against Check yesterday, Joe Bartnick.

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Speaker 3: Yes, it was absolutely horrible. I literally landed from the plane.

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Speaker 3: My first test was are you coming in tomorrow, Randy Baludman.

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Speaker 3: My second test was like nine different people going Sid

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Speaker 3: got hurt?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: I thought.

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Speaker 3: I didn't even want to broach that subject with a

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Speaker 3: little sensitive Yeah. I mean, you know, my biggest fears

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Speaker 3: as they say that pros are going to the Olympics

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Speaker 3: is don't have Sid or Gino get hurt.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Thank god there's a war, so I didn't have

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Speaker 2: But thank yeah, yeah, thank god.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes. Frendy Bellman and the DVE.

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Speaker 2: Perspective with Joe Bartnick this morning here on the DVE

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Speaker 2: Morning Show Tad Whistlin Studio. As well, we'll have Big

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Speaker 2: Cat from Barstool Sports. Pardon my take coming up after

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Speaker 2: nine o'clock, and Abby's got a news update for you

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Speaker 2: right now on DVE.

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Speaker 1: It's is it still Foggy's hell out there?

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Speaker 5: You know we are in a bank vault with no windows,

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Speaker 1: You it is. It was pretty scary driving in here

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Speaker 6: No, I almost started exit. I thought all the lights

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Speaker 6: were broken on seventy nine. It was that fun because

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Speaker 6: it was just dark and foggy. But so be careful

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Speaker 4: Yes, patch fog this morning with reduced visibility. Otherwise cloudy

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Speaker 4: and warm today a couple of hours this afternoon, it's

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Speaker 4: going to be a high sixty four. News this hour

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Speaker 4: is brought to you by Keystone Basement Systems Wet Basement

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Speaker 4: Keystone Basementsystems dot com. You don't have to be religious

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Speaker 4: to give something up for Lent, which started yesterday on

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Speaker 4: Ash Wednesday and runs through Thursday, April the second. Some

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Speaker 4: people are hardcore and follow strict rules. Some more relaxed

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Speaker 4: and just like to cut out meat on Fridays during Lent.

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Speaker 4: Other use it as an opportunity to sacrifice luxuries or

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Speaker 4: habits like TV, social media, things like alcohol, chocolate, coffee,

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Speaker 4: which I think is extreme. Yeah, poll, more than eight

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Speaker 4: thousand Americans. Fourteen percent say they are going to give

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Speaker 4: up something for lent this year. That's about one in

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Speaker 4: seven people. Seventy percent say they aren't in sixteen percent

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Speaker 4: aren't sure anybody in the room deciding to give up

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Speaker 4: anything for lent.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I cannot get the stigma of lent out

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Speaker 1: Christmas and Easter, Like, I don't even do those anymore.

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Speaker 2: I kind of feel like I served my time and

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Speaker 2: I had a good run. But that Latin responsible ability

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Speaker 2: stays with me, and I don't give up things. But

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Speaker 2: I don't eat meat on Fridays or ash Wednesday. I

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Speaker 2: don't know what that's all about, Like why I don't

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Speaker 2: stick to any of the other tenants, but that one.

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Speaker 2: I feel like it's almost superstition, right, you know, especially

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Speaker 2: it depends on the playoffs. Sure, yeah, obviously that's what

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Speaker 5: Well, I'm the same in that regard.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean, Randy, you know you're you're not practicing

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Speaker 7: right now, but have you tried feeling really bad about it?

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Speaker 2: The question, Well, if you've ever known Catholicism, tad.

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Speaker 1: That is the first thing they teach you.

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Speaker 7: That is an important tenant. I like, just reminded now

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Speaker 7: So for some people out there, if you're like me,

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Speaker 7: you're thinking, like, what did I not do yesterday and

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Speaker 7: last night that is now still on the table to

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Speaker 2: I like the idea that one of the apostles was like, hey,

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Speaker 2: I ain't sacrificing all right, I went wineless Wednesday.

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Speaker 1: That was a lot for kidding me. Joey B.

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Speaker 2: You don't strike me as someone who gives up stuff

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Speaker 1: Lent flashbacks on me too.

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Speaker 3: I just a whole the incense, the Altar Boy, the

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Speaker 3: Stations of the Cross, which is like hell week.

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Speaker 1: It's like hell week for Navy Seals.

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Speaker 2: I hated doing the Stations of the Cross as an

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Speaker 1: A brutal murder story.

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Speaker 2: Like with every episode, you know, you get a little

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Speaker 1: A hundred feet and you go, oh Jesus, here we go.

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Speaker 1: Get it. What are they doing him this time?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, And you're kneeling on your knees hurt, and you're

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Speaker 3: gonna bring in Simon. Now he's going to take the

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Speaker 3: cross for a minute. He's calling for the left fee.

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Speaker 3: I did some of the break fat Tuesday though, did

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Speaker 3: And it was totally fat Tuesday because I sun tanned

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Speaker 1: Tough to say.

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Speaker 3: I mean, you know, just Pittsburgh's is too much good

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Speaker 2: And really you're just telling a story about having to

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Speaker 2: go to the giant Eagle Bar at ten thirty so

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Speaker 2: you could dip into your stash of chipped ham maybe

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Speaker 1: I love assaulted meat. I just Joe. I love assaulted Meat.

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Speaker 1: T shirts available now at TV dot com. We gotta

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Speaker 1: get to Joe Bartnick.

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Speaker 2: The glasses nose mustache combo that that that has to happen.

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Speaker 1: Let's do it TV dot com.

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Speaker 2: You can have a room full of Joe Bartnick's the

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Speaker 2: next time you do comedy in Pittsburgh.

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Speaker 1: I love assaulted meat.

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Speaker 4: People say that I think that lent sacrifices are usually successful.

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Speaker 5: Have you ever done one for the full forty days.

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Speaker 4: I had a better success rate when I was younger,

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Speaker 1: I think I'm good on the scorecard.

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Speaker 2: Here at the time, sir, Yeah, you know, one of

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Speaker 2: For some reason, there was the half my house said

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Speaker 2: Those Keynounce bottles of doctor Pepper that had the styrophone

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Speaker 2: Yeah that's right. Nobody's having sex anymore. Well, that was

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Speaker 3: The other night, I was at a bar in Pittsburgh

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Speaker 3: Oh, I think it's much healthier to have a cigarette

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Speaker 3: in the conversation. That is, to look at your death

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Speaker 3: it's good that you were in a room full of

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Speaker 3: you'll always find people who have salted meats.

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Speaker 1: Cigarettes. We have.

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Speaker 3: We have pride. We have probably because we had to

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Speaker 3: stuff at Coles. We could pick something up and it's like.

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Speaker 2: A tour of I'm just gonna say, Joe, you are

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Speaker 2: being the biggest Pittsburgh ambassador to your girlfriend when she

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Speaker 1: She loves it.

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Speaker 3: But where its how many other places? Like I said,

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Speaker 3: is it like this Apostas? She's like no, or Coles

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Speaker 1: It's like you're at the airport and you're just in

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Speaker 2: We had a party one time whereas like everyone had

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Speaker 2: to go to the Giant Eagle and buy clothes.

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Speaker 1: You had to wear something from Johnny Awesome.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because they they sell all this Pittsburgh stuff there,

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Speaker 3: Well, it's like Malcolm in the Middle was on, like

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Speaker 2: All Italian grandmothers knew how to shuffle card. Oh yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 2: You are you a good card player? Like are you

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Speaker 2: Of all the Pittsburgh things I do, the most Pittsburgh

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Speaker 2: thing I do is I play Uker on my phone.

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Speaker 1: All day long. That is very Pittsburgh.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and they literally One of one of the things

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Speaker 2: Oh well they got that stuff chicken breast special.

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Speaker 1: Tonight, We're going there. And then you'd sit at a table.

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Speaker 2: As a kid, you'd go play whatever pinball machine they had,

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Speaker 1: Oh how was that was that? Where you found your

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 5: And it was amazing And I think I'm going to join.

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Speaker 1: Yeah you should.

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Speaker 2: The only problem I had, Like I was having this

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Speaker 2: and the beers were expensive. At this one place in particular,

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Speaker 2: I was like seven dollars for a punt and they're like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: you know, it's uh, you know, we have premium selections

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Speaker 2: and everything, and like that's not what it should be,

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Speaker 2: you know, bud Icee like like you know, the standards

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Speaker 2: straight across and they're all two bucks and you pay

447
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Speaker 2: the fee and that's.

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Speaker 1: Why you go there.

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Speaker 2: That's crazy seven bucks, No way, man, It's got to

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Speaker 2: be cheap beers.

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Speaker 1: It's so cheap.

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Speaker 3: That's why I didn't join the American Legion because that's

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Speaker 3: what we always play cards. And there you go, and

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Speaker 3: it's on my way home from like the Improv, and

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Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, because your dad and your uncle's are

456
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Speaker 3: all members, would you know i'd be a legacy. I'm like,

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Speaker 3: it's two dollars Miller highlights like this is a DUI.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there is no joy, right, but I also like

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Speaker 2: when they would serve like the smaller glasses too.

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Speaker 1: Those uh the ponies, Yeah, I love the ponies. Da

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Speaker 1: I love the pony. I love them. I don't know.

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Speaker 7: The thing with the clubs is yeah, it's like, okay,

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Speaker 7: so if if beers are a buck fifty and the

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Speaker 7: membership is thirty five and that's for the whole year,

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Speaker 7: I can get this paid.

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Speaker 1: Off and carried to three tonight. I think I could

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Speaker 1: do it tonight. I'd be a fool not too.

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Speaker 2: This is just good fiduciary responsibility on my part.

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Speaker 7: Honey, you said you want me to be better with

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Speaker 7: my finances.

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Speaker 2: That's who I am. Look how much we saved tonight.

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Speaker 2: I'm hammered and we're ahead. And then you spend it

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Speaker 2: on like scratch offs in fifty fifties and stuff. That's

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Speaker 2: my other favorite thing. A fifty to fifty always go

475
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Speaker 2: hung around constantly, constantly tip boards all over the place.

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Speaker 1: How much five bucks? There you go?

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Speaker 2: Sure, call out the winner. Some guy with a band

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Speaker 2: aid on his face ends up and goes two four.

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Speaker 7: All right, a band aid on his face And it's

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Speaker 7: not nelly, it's not for the look.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, it's it's necessary. He just had something

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Speaker 2: cut off.

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Speaker 1: It's open. Yeah, al, it's ozing again.

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Speaker 2: Give me a napkin, cocktail, napkin that Mike's got your sports.

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Speaker 1: Great Olympic action.

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Speaker 2: Yesterday, three overtime hockey games, uh, the US winning in

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Speaker 2: spectacular fashion. Quinn Hughes with a ripper in ot to

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Speaker 2: give the US the win, and they had to the

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Speaker 2: semi finals. The big news here in Pittsburgh, of course,

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Speaker 2: Sidney Crosby and the injury as we wait to find

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Speaker 2: out the severity of what happened there against the Czech

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Speaker 2: team and Joe. You don't have a problem with any

493
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Speaker 2: of those hits. They were just hard. It's hard hockey.

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Speaker 2: But you don't like the fact that the NHL players

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Speaker 2: are playing in the Olympics.

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Speaker 1: I'd rather they didn't.

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Speaker 3: I like to see best on best at a World

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Speaker 3: Cup before before the season or maybe in the summer.

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Speaker 3: I just don't like missing three weeks of the regular season. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Mike Persuda disagrees with you. And in the three takes

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Speaker 3: that resonate from Mike Persuda, you'll hear why.

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Speaker 1: Next we get it.

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Speaker 8: Some of you tune in at one O, two point

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Speaker 8: five and others listen through their smart device.

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Speaker 3: No matter how you listen, Pittsburgh's rocker is w DV.

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Speaker 1: Is Always Rocked and always well Rocked.

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Speaker 2: DV E live from the Don's Appliances Studios where Pittsburgh's

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Speaker 2: shops for appliances.

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Speaker 1: This is w DV Good Morning Show, Mike, What's going on?

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Speaker 8: Sports sub brought to you by Bridgeville Appliance. Time to

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Speaker 8: put Mike Pursuita's three takes that resonate on ice.

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Speaker 9: Take number one. You either get it or you don't.

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Speaker 8: If you're patting there at a bunch this morning over

514
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Speaker 8: the plate of Sidney Crosby, you're missing the point of

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Speaker 8: NHL players in the Olympics. And that's because you're either

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Speaker 8: a Pittsburgh fan or a Crosby.

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Speaker 9: Fan much more than you are a hot fan.

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Speaker 8: It's okay to be that this is still a free country,

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Speaker 8: I think. But if you watched yesterday and didn't perceive

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Speaker 8: what was unfolding as far more passionate, far more significant,

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Speaker 8: and far more captivating than anything that will take place

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Speaker 8: when the NHL resumes and the Penguins play the Devil's

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Speaker 8: in late February, you just don't get it. You can

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Speaker 8: listen to Jimmy, but you can't hear Jimmy. You're lost

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Speaker 8: to yourself a favor, Try to learn the rest of

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Speaker 8: the way while watching the best hockey you'll see all season,

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Speaker 8: the best you'll see until they do this again.

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Speaker 1: I'll push back when you're done.

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Speaker 9: Take number two, since decision not yours.

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Speaker 8: If your panties are at a bunch over Crosby getting

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Speaker 8: injured at the Olympics, you don't get Crosby either. No

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Speaker 8: one plays the gun to his temple to force Part

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Speaker 8: tw pat, just as no one did with Victor Hedman,

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Speaker 8: Kevin Fiala, or anyone else who has suffered injury while

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Speaker 8: representing his country. My suspicion is when Dudley Dowright emerged

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Speaker 8: from his cabin in Saskatchewan and asked, would anyone like

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Speaker 8: to represent our home in Native Land? Ay Crosby was

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Speaker 8: the first in line. It's who he is and what

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Speaker 8: he does. He's a hockey player, a competitor, and a Canadian.

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Speaker 8: Becoming Captain Canada when a Captain Canada is necessary is

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Speaker 8: one of the myriad of reasons Crosby is so justifiably revered.

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Speaker 9: Can you imagine Sid sitting.

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Speaker 8: This out me neither. He'd rather take the risk and

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Speaker 8: pay the price if necessary, to wear the maple leaf

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Speaker 8: on his chest to his credit.

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Speaker 9: Get well soon take number three America's best.

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Speaker 8: On an average day, if you ask Abby Murphy who

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Speaker 8: she's played for, she might say the University of Minnesota.

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Speaker 8: For Joy Donn, the response might be Ohio State for

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Speaker 8: Leila Edwards, the University of Wisconsin for Tessa Jinicky Penn State.

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Speaker 9: But not today.

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Speaker 8: If somebody asks Captain Hillary Knight or any member of

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Speaker 8: the US women's national team who they played for today,

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Speaker 8: the answer will be a resounding.

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Speaker 9: I played for the United States of America.

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Speaker 8: As it should be, as it must be. When there's

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Speaker 8: gold waiting to be won, drop the puck kick Canada's ass.

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Speaker 9: Here we go.

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Speaker 10: Now, Look, I admire your passion for us A hockey,

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Speaker 10: all right, But in terms of the NHL players playing

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Speaker 10: in the Olympics, would the nineteen eighty Olympic team been

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Speaker 10: more fun to root for if it was Ron Stackhouse

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Speaker 10: and Mike Bossy and you know who else was it?

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Speaker 1: You know around back then Toorny Howe.

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Speaker 8: You just mentioned Ron Stackhouse in juxtaposition with Mike Bossy.

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Speaker 1: Well, he was on the All Star team in ninety eight. Yes,

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Speaker 1: somebody from the Penguins had to be.

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Speaker 2: But but my point being, you know, or was it

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Speaker 2: more fun with Uzioni and Mark Johnson and all of

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Speaker 2: those guys? But for time though, I know, but I

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Speaker 2: love the amateur aspect of it.

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Speaker 1: It's so much more.

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Speaker 9: Fun the amateurs in college anymore.

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Speaker 1: There's a way to do it.

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Speaker 8: It's an it's an archaic concept. We're just not that anymore.

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Speaker 8: It's best on best, all right, Guys at Penn State are.

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Speaker 1: Making seven hundred.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there, that's kind of the problem, I guess. But

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Speaker 2: I what I like the amateur aspect of the Olympics.

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Speaker 2: I always thought was a lot more fun to cheer

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Speaker 2: on than watching the dream team just beat the Jesus

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Speaker 2: out of everybody every year.

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Speaker 8: As Herbie said, I if you have dream teams, no

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Speaker 8: one can dream. But we've we've moved past that. You know,

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Speaker 8: we're not driving Model A's anymore either.

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Speaker 2: All right, point taking. I do hate seeing Sidney Crosby

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Speaker 2: get hurt. This was our biggest fear realized.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't like how it takes three weeks. Take

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Speaker 1: a week go over.

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Speaker 3: You know, half the minor countries fight up to see

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Speaker 3: who's going to play in the final six teams.

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Speaker 1: It should take a week. It shouldn't take three weeks.

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Speaker 1: It just ruins.

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Speaker 3: I mean, if your team stinks right now, I'm sure

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Speaker 3: the standard I'm not saying, as they playing okay, if

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Speaker 3: your team stink, sure, I'm sure the Flyer fans are

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Speaker 3: all with the USA USA because their team stinks. The

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Speaker 3: Penguins are in second place. I want to continue watching

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Speaker 3: NHL hockey. It's like the players want to have their

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Speaker 3: cakeing too. I'm going to get paid thirteen million dollars

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Speaker 3: a year. I also want to take three weeks off

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Speaker 3: and go play for my country. They should play in

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Speaker 3: the summer or in the fall, and that's when they

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Speaker 3: should play best on best. They're paid to play for

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Speaker 3: the Pittsburgh Penguins or whatever other team they're paid to

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Speaker 3: play for.

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Speaker 1: Season ticket holders.

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Speaker 3: If you if you gave your fifteen thousand dollars this year,

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Speaker 3: I bet you're kind of mad that. If you're an

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Speaker 3: LA season ticket holder, all we lost yalla.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, But when you pay for a season ticket, they're

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Speaker 8: guaranteeing you a game. They are not guaranteed team you

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Speaker 8: who's going to play in any of those games. Guys

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Speaker 8: get hurt, he could get somebody could get wiped out

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Speaker 8: for the year against the Devils on February the twenty sixth.

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Speaker 8: This is what these guys do, it's what they want

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Speaker 8: to do, and it brings out the best in them.

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Speaker 8: Those games yesterday, we're not gonna see that. Other than

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Speaker 8: maybe Friday and Sunday, we're not gonna see games that

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Speaker 8: good all year.

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Speaker 3: I personally, I just love the NHL playoffs and I

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Speaker 3: love the Penguins. I you know, I like America, I

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Speaker 3: like Canada. I just wanted to see the Penguins play.

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Speaker 2: I will say that even watching that game yesterday, I

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Speaker 2: watched a little of the Canadian game and I watched

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Speaker 2: all of the US Sweeten game. I still didn't get

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Speaker 2: that feeling I get from NHL playoffs.

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Speaker 1: And maybe that's on me, and I'm not.

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Speaker 8: Probably more for a team than I am, so you know,

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Speaker 8: I'm probably the outlier on this.

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Speaker 2: But I think part of why that is is I'm

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Speaker 2: having a hard time rooting for these players from all

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Speaker 2: these other teams. You know, the guys who I rooting

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Speaker 2: against all year long, and now all of a sudden,

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Speaker 2: it's tough to be like, yeah, Quinn uses on my team.

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Speaker 8: So I enjoy the sport and the guys playing it

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Speaker 8: at a high level. I watched the World Championships every

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Speaker 8: year in the spring, me and eight other people, right,

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Speaker 8: and I get to learn you That's how I learned

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Speaker 8: about Brock Nelson years ago, because he would always play

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Speaker 8: for Team USA in the Worlds, which a lot of

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Speaker 8: our Prima Donnas never do. Oh, Olympics, they're all they're

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Speaker 8: all front and center, But if it's the World Championships, nah,

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Speaker 8: I'm gonna go to an island or something. They're not

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Speaker 8: all in on USA hockey and lessons the Olympics. But

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Speaker 8: I watch these guys play. I see a lot of

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Speaker 8: them in college going to the Frozen Four every year

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Speaker 8: because that's usually the best players, and then they move

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Speaker 8: on into the NHL and I like watching them. I mean,

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Speaker 8: you don't have to root for somebody to win. Uh,

651
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Speaker 8: that's not a correquisite for appreciating what he does and

652
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Speaker 8: how he does it and who he is.

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Speaker 3: In nineteen eighty, because the Penguins were wearing blue and

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Speaker 3: ironically and we stunk, I was the biggest USA USA

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Speaker 3: I have Mike Euzione. Then all of a sudden, I

656
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Speaker 3: saw Mary let me play in the playoffs. It's like, yeah,

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Speaker 3: I like the Penguins. There's nothing better than playoff hockey

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Speaker 3: to me.

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Speaker 1: I just and that's all.

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Speaker 8: Right, But what's one of the most famous international tournaments

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Speaker 8: of all time? Yes, those guys could have blown in

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Speaker 8: me against the Russians. What if they got hurt, What

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Speaker 8: if they didn't combine?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well that's.

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Speaker 8: One of the most famous goals in the history of hockey.

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Speaker 9: What if one of them got hurt? Well, oh no,

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Speaker 9: we're not doing this anymore.

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Speaker 1: But it didn't mean nearly as much to me as coon.

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Speaker 2: It's against Ottawa double overtime, like did not sink on

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Speaker 2: that Zamana Jack goal yesterday the way it would have

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Speaker 2: if he would have done it for the Rangers against

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Speaker 2: the Penguins in a Game five.

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Speaker 1: Well, I was throwing crap around the living room.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, oh man, but it didn't caused

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Speaker 2: me to jump up out of my seat and pace

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Speaker 2: around my house.

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Speaker 1: Yet it wasn't Va leak in ninety three. I'll tell

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Speaker 1: you that. Voll vollock, I hate I hate him back.

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Speaker 3: I can still see Kevin Stevens going down. Oh, that's

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Speaker 3: it's a. It's it's a. That was the worst. It's

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Speaker 3: the worst loss of my life.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, Mike's the Game seven against the Islanders

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Speaker 1: in seventy five.

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Speaker 3: It's just a little I hear about that likes Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And the whole town was fired and not Joe Cheese.

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Speaker 8: If we ever talk about that over Bears Junior High, Mike,

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Speaker 8: he's gonna break down and sob.

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Speaker 2: All right, Well spirited discussion there, Mike pursued it. All right,

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Speaker 2: Abby's got your news coming up top.

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Speaker 1: Of the hour.

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Speaker 1: We're rating the algorithm.

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Speaker 1: But first, Mike Randler's.

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Speaker 8: Italy and on the men's side. The hockey tournament is

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Speaker 2: In the morning show, Randy Ballman along with Happy Prisoner

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Speaker 2: Mike Pursuda, We've got Ted Whistle in studio.

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Speaker 1: We've got Joe Bartnick.

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Speaker 2: In studio, which means a full house for our segment

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Speaker 2: we like to call rating the Algorithm.

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Speaker 14: We're right, yeah, Okay, This is where we all jump

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Speaker 14: into our respective algorithms to.

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Speaker 2: Do a little show and tell with what we're being shown.

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Speaker 2: We're all looking at different realities these days. Mike, what's

754
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Speaker 2: in your algorithm?

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Speaker 15: Well?

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Speaker 8: Not surprisingly, because combines next week and we're gonna start

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Speaker 8: getting into the draft pretty heavy once the Olympics are finished.

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Speaker 8: But back in nineteen ninety four, ESPN Chris Mortensen interviewed

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Speaker 8: Indianapolis Colt general manager Bill Tobin and asked him, why

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Speaker 8: why didn't you guys take a quarterback, like melk Kuiper

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Speaker 8: said you should have.

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Speaker 1: Well, you know, we got a guy up there. Who

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Speaker 1: in the hell is mel Kiper?

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Speaker 16: I mean, here's a guy that criticizes everybody, whoever they take.

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Speaker 16: He's got the answers who you should take and who

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Speaker 16: you shouldn't take. In my knowledge of him, he's never

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Speaker 16: ever put on a jockstrap. He's never been a coach,

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Speaker 16: he's never been a scout, he's never been an administrator,

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Speaker 16: and all of a sudden he's an expert. He's in

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Speaker 16: our papers two days ago telling us who we have

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Speaker 16: to take. We don't have to take anybody that mel

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Speaker 16: Kuiper says we have to take. Mel Kuiper has no

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Speaker 16: more credentials to do what he's doing than my neighbor.

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Speaker 9: And my neighbor's a postman. And he doesn't even have

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Speaker 9: season take us to the NFL. Now, the funny part

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Speaker 9: of it, nobody ever does the PostScript to this.

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Speaker 8: The Colts took Nebraska linebacker trev Alberts fit for overall,

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Speaker 8: he played twenty nine games in the NFL.

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Speaker 1: Bustola.

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Speaker 8: Yes, Trent Dilfer played one hundred and thirty games, but

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Speaker 8: he wasn't any good either. Among his one hundred and

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Speaker 8: thirteen career starts were eleven for Cleveland in two thousand

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Speaker 8: and five. He's part of the what is it forty

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Speaker 8: three guys now since the Resurrection? Right, So that one

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Speaker 8: wasn't any good either, but happy ending for the Colts.

786
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Speaker 8: They got picked Manning in nineteen ninety eight.

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Speaker 2: I always wanted mel Kiper to bust into the screen

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Speaker 2: there wearing nothing but a jockstrap after he never.

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Speaker 1: Warn a jockstrapp.

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Speaker 2: Moves your hair, nothing but an How do you like

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Speaker 2: wearing a jocktrap? I've been wearing a jock trap to

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Speaker 2: ninety two report He I mean half the time. Melkiper

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Speaker 2: sounds like he's doing an auction. His smelt out last

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Speaker 2: year over she Sanders disturbing, almost like he's like the

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Speaker 2: Lindsey Graham of football. He just goes into a hissy

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Speaker 2: fit all the time, Abby, What is in your algorithm?

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Speaker 1: This week?

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Speaker 5: This week I brought up Gene Simmons a lot.

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Speaker 4: Of course, he had some comments about the Rock and

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Speaker 4: Roll Hall of Fame and whether hip hop artists should

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Speaker 4: be in or not, and there was a lot of

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Speaker 4: things recirculating about his comments about the death of face freely.

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Speaker 5: I just wanted to remind people he's always been.

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Speaker 4: A jerk, to the point where he even forgets about

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Speaker 4: things that he's done in the past that make him

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Speaker 4: a jerk. This is him talking to Jay Moore about

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Speaker 4: the most egregious thing that Kiss has ever sold.

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Speaker 1: To Kiss Merch. Surprised you by how well it did

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Speaker 1: Kiss Air guitar strings.

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Speaker 17: You see the beautiful logo, the great photo, and then

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Speaker 17: the plastic and you can tell everybody Kiss air guitar strings.

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Speaker 1: Oh, how Kiss made millions from air guitar strings.

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Speaker 17: Oh I didn't even know about that, but it's literally

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Speaker 17: an empty bag.

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Speaker 1: You're a genius. So you made a lot on that

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Speaker 1: that did better than.

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Speaker 17: Somebody made billions on pet rocks. What's coming is the

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Speaker 17: Kiss air guitar. You're going to get the guitar case,

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Speaker 17: the Kiss logo. You open it up and there's a

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Speaker 17: Kiss guitar strap. You have Kiss picks, some unopened Kiss

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Speaker 17: air guitar strings, and nothing because it's an air guitar.

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Speaker 1: So what so what lost the most money? What's what is?

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Speaker 1: What have you ever like taken a bath on where

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Speaker 1: you're like Jesus Christ.

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Speaker 17: We never lost our worst day or worst year would

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Speaker 17: have been any other bands or company's best years.

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Speaker 2: Nothing says I hate my fans quite like bragging about

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Speaker 2: how you're ripping them off.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that was not Craig Gas. It sounded like a

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Speaker 1: Craig Gas bit. Really did my God the air guitar.

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Speaker 2: I also, I also take issue with how much mone

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Speaker 2: he claims to have made on a lot of that stuff.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I think sometimes the fans aren't as stupid

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Speaker 2: as he'd lead you to belief.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes they are.

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Speaker 2: Well, nobody made billions off of pet Rock. I can

837
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Speaker 2: tell you that much right now that there were no

838
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Speaker 2: billions of dollars involved. When it came to pet Rocks.

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Speaker 2: It was like a thing in the news. Millions maybe,

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Speaker 2: But you know, nobody has generational wealth because they're.

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Speaker 1: Like pet Rock. Yeah, no, we come from pet Rock money.

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Speaker 1: I got into Wharton because my dad was a pet

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Speaker 1: Rock guy. I'm Steven Rock. That's just not how it goes, Tad,

844
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Speaker 1: what's in your algorithm this week?

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Speaker 7: This is a short one, and I think it was

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Speaker 7: fed to me because I rewatched all the from two

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Speaker 7: weeks ago, the Alexander Scars guard on SNL clips.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Alexander scars Guard, no doubt reeling.

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Speaker 7: He's a Swedish actor, no doubt reeling from yesterday's loss

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Speaker 7: to Team USA. This is him getting accosted in a

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Speaker 7: hotel lobby.

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Speaker 1: I wanted to ask you a quick question, if possible,

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Speaker 1: what's your favorite movie of all time?

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Speaker 2: Well?

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Speaker 1: I don't have one, or it's the first movie that

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Speaker 1: comes to mind. Awesome, Big Mama.

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Speaker 7: Well it's I like to imagine Alexander Scarsguard watching Big

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Speaker 7: Mama's House too, like, not as a joke, and being like,

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Speaker 7: well they really, they're really playing with the crime form here.

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Speaker 12: I like it.

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Speaker 7: This is you.

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Speaker 1: I think Martin Lawrence is a detective in it. I'm

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Speaker 1: not really sure by the cinematography in this. They got

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Speaker 1: Giannis pulled up to check to do it. It's always

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Speaker 1: a Polish guy that does the cinematography. Joe Barnick, what's

866
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Speaker 1: in your algorithm?

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Speaker 3: You know a lot of my algorithm is Italian things,

868
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Speaker 3: either recipes or just at how Italians act this way,

869
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Speaker 3: that way, Italian comics. And this is a lady explaining

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Speaker 3: the Italian goodbye, which is.

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Speaker 1: All right, sorry, no, it's okay. It's the inverse of

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Speaker 1: the Irish goodbye.

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Speaker 18: Okay, okay, seemple heard of the Irish scoobye, right, the

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Speaker 18: Irish guubie happens. You don't even know what's happening.

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Speaker 1: They're like Houdini.

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Speaker 18: They're in, they're out. You don't even know they last.

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Speaker 18: You can't even nothing, and no one says anything. It's amazing,

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Speaker 18: it's amazing. The Italian goobye is the complete opposite of

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Speaker 18: the Irish goodbye. The Italian goabye lasts about thirty to

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Speaker 18: forty minutes.

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Speaker 2: Right.

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Speaker 18: It starts out like in the dining room, because you're

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Speaker 18: all sitting around the dining room. You just finished the coffee,

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Speaker 18: the tea, the cakes, the pastries, right, Canoli's you just

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Speaker 18: finished that? All right, we're gonna get going. Oh you's

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Speaker 18: a goin. That's a whole nother conversation. Then it moves

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Speaker 18: to the kitchen. Here, wait, take this home. Oh we

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Speaker 18: didn't fins here, we got so much. Take this home,

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Speaker 18: all right. That's another ten minutes in the kitchen. Then

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Speaker 18: it's where's my big where's my coat?

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 18: That's another ten minutes getting that on. Then you start

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Speaker 18: a whole nother conversation, all right. Then they walk you out.

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Speaker 18: Now they're walking you out through the door to the car,

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Speaker 18: to the car. We walk each other to the car.

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Speaker 18: We got to say goodbye, get it in all right,

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Speaker 18: take care Yep, that's another ten minutes. So you got

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Speaker 18: a pre plan. When you're with an Italian family and

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Speaker 18: you want to leave goodbye, you got to pre plan

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Speaker 18: a good thirty to forty minutes for your Goobye.

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Speaker 1: I don't think she's wrong.

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Speaker 3: It reminds me of my childhood when my whole family

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Speaker 3: was still living in Pittsburgh. It would take it would

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Speaker 3: take forty five minutes to leave, and it was the

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Speaker 3: funniest thing I ever heard anyone say. And I'm a

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Speaker 3: thirty rock fan was whenever Alec Baulwan goes, come on,

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Speaker 3: let me get out of the street, we looked like

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Speaker 3: a bunch of it talians.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, last thing for you in my algorithm

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Speaker 2: this week all Ip Jesse Jackson. Jesse Jackson famously hosted

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Speaker 2: SNL in nineteen eighty four. It's a great episode Eddie

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Speaker 2: Murphy years. If you want to laugh your ass off,

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Speaker 2: look up that one because those guys did an amazing

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Speaker 2: job with Jesse Jackson, but not his funniest appearance on

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Speaker 2: SNL that would come much later in nineteen ninety one,

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Speaker 2: when Michael Jordan hosted and Doctor Seuss died and they

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Speaker 2: brought Jesse Jackson onto Weekend Update with Kevin Neelan to

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Speaker 2: eulogize Doctor Seuss, but instead of reading from the Bible

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Speaker 2: in the Book of matth You, he says he was

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Speaker 2: there to read from the Doctor or from the Book

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Speaker 2: of Seuss.

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Speaker 19: You do not like green eggs and ham. I do

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Speaker 19: not like them, slam i am. I could not would not.

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Speaker 9: On a boat.

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Speaker 1: I will not will not with a goat. I will

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Speaker 1: not eat them in the rain. I will not eat

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Speaker 1: them on a train, not in a dog, not on

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Speaker 1: a tree, not in a car. You let me be.

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Speaker 15: I do not like them in a box. I do

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Speaker 15: not like them with a fox. I do not eat

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Speaker 15: them in a house. I do not like them with

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Speaker 15: a mouth. I do not like them here are the.

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Speaker 1: I do not like them anywhere. I do not like

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Speaker 1: green eggs and ham. I do not like them. Sam

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Speaker 1: I am, you do not like them. So you say.

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Speaker 15: Try them, try them, and you may try them, and

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Speaker 15: you may, I say, sam, if you will let me be,

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Speaker 15: I will try them.

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Speaker 1: You will see say I'd like green eggs and ham.

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Speaker 2: I do.

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Speaker 15: I'd like them, Sam I am, And I would eat

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Speaker 15: them in a boat, and I would eat them with

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Speaker 15: a goat.

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Speaker 1: I do so like green eggs and ham. Thank you,

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Sam I am.

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Speaker 2: I mean, you know, it lacks a little about the

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Speaker 2: actual video of his performance, which is great because he's

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Speaker 2: just doing it like a preacher.

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Speaker 1: But Jesse Jackson still not my favorite.

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Speaker 2: Jesse Jackson on camera moment that came in the show

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Speaker 2: Playboy After Dark when he was tripping on acid dancing

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Speaker 2: to the Grateful Dead.

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Speaker 1: After they do the poppy Saint Stephen.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, in the Saint step If you look at that

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Speaker 2: clip and he's I mean his arms are flailing and

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Speaker 2: he's just dancing around at Saint Stephen, absolutely hilarious. Anyways,

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Speaker 2: that's what's in our algorithms for you this week. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: the Radio Abby has your news.

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Speaker 4: Next on DV, Shila Buff's Reign of Terror continues in

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Speaker 4: New Orleans.

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Speaker 1: Big Cat coming up nine to fifteen d D. The

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Speaker 1: answer is always yes. When you build the menu, you

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Speaker 1: know what, that make my day so much better?

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Speaker 3: You all request the Electric Lunch weekdays at noon on DVE.

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Speaker 17: So while your kid is watching the Winter Olympics and

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Speaker 17: dreaming of maybe being a part of it someday.

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Speaker 1: You can't guarantee that's ever gonna happen.

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Speaker 5: However, there is a guarantee you can count on