WEBVTT - HR. 2 – Butt Squeezer 0:00:02.730 --> 0:00:03.430 Good morning, everybody. 0:00:03.690 --> 0:00:04.010 Welcome. 0:00:04.769 --> 0:00:07.570 We're having a complete catastrophe because the elevators aren't working 0:00:07.590 --> 0:00:09.860 and listeners are trying to get in. People are lost. 0:00:09.880 --> 0:00:10.710 I don't know where the morning's at. 0:00:10.730 --> 0:00:11.380 I noticed that, too. 0:00:11.390 --> 0:00:17.320 Yeah, I came in and the one elevator that was open. 0:00:17.160 --> 0:00:18.580 Was not working at all. 0:00:19.060 --> 0:00:22.380 Thank God, with the construction, I knew where the utility 0:00:22.540 --> 0:00:23.050 elevator was. 0:00:23.120 --> 0:00:23.960 Sure, the freight elevator. 0:00:23.980 --> 0:00:25.880 The freight elevator, thank God. So I kind of walked 0:00:25.940 --> 0:00:27.500 over there. But yeah, I was in there trying to 0:00:27.640 --> 0:00:30.700 get the card. Nothing was lighting up. It just wouldn't 0:00:30.800 --> 0:00:31.500 do anything. 0:00:31.640 --> 0:00:33.840 Do you guys, every time you get into that freight elevator, 0:00:33.860 --> 0:00:36.280 because it has like padded walls, doesn't it feel like 0:00:36.300 --> 0:00:37.830 a very small mental asylum? 0:00:38.030 --> 0:00:38.270 Yeah. 0:00:38.409 --> 0:00:40.169 Did you find people in the freight elevator? 0:00:40.190 --> 0:00:40.449 Yeah. 0:00:40.610 --> 0:00:43.729 They're, they're a main guy, Dave. Okay. 0:00:43.870 --> 0:00:45.950 Dave's not here, man. He's not here yet. So the 0:00:46.010 --> 0:00:47.520 one guy's out there trying to talk to him. 0:00:47.729 --> 0:00:51.640 Okay. Yeah. I put it on Brett's shoulders. I don't know. 0:00:51.659 --> 0:00:53.120 I think they may have taken Brett. 0:00:54.240 --> 0:00:54.860 Okay. 0:00:55.160 --> 0:00:55.380 All right. 0:00:55.420 --> 0:00:55.950 I'll figure it out. 0:00:55.960 --> 0:00:57.780 They're making love to him. They're here though. Yeah. 0:00:58.060 --> 0:00:59.100 Sweet, sweet love. 0:00:59.240 --> 0:00:59.420 Okay. 0:01:00.240 --> 0:01:00.420 Okay. 0:01:01.330 --> 0:01:03.069 Oh, Here's the news. 0:01:03.590 --> 0:01:06.750 This is KFAN News with Chris Hockey. 0:01:08.730 --> 0:01:12.300 Thanks, What's-His-Name. I'm Patrick, your morning show. And thanks again 0:01:12.310 --> 0:01:14.600 to the Saints for bringing us the news all year long. 0:01:17.060 --> 0:01:20.520 Here's what's going on. The city of Crystal is removing 0:01:20.580 --> 0:01:24.679 its flock cameras. and ending data sharing agreements with other agencies. 0:01:24.800 --> 0:01:26.420 What is what? Flock. 0:01:26.760 --> 0:01:28.280 F-L-O-C-K. 0:01:28.340 --> 0:01:28.580 Okay. 0:01:29.680 --> 0:01:32.100 The city will return all six license plate readers to 0:01:32.140 --> 0:01:35.540 Flock Safety. He says residents raise concerns about privacy, data collection, 0:01:35.800 --> 0:01:37.700 and the potential for misuse. And also, they don't want 0:01:37.720 --> 0:01:38.160 to get tickets. 0:01:38.640 --> 0:01:38.820 Yeah. 0:01:39.380 --> 0:01:39.720 Well said. 0:01:39.959 --> 0:01:41.220 Yeah. 0:01:41.400 --> 0:01:43.760 Police say the cameras have helped officers make arrests and 0:01:43.800 --> 0:01:48.580 solve crimes. Crystal joins several Minnesota communities that are scaling 0:01:48.620 --> 0:01:50.480 back or ending their use of Flock technology. What do 0:01:50.500 --> 0:01:51.110 you guys think, man? 0:01:51.480 --> 0:01:55.700 It's... I've been told, friends in law enforcement, that you 0:01:55.740 --> 0:01:58.980 need a warrant to access the data. You can't just, 0:01:59.080 --> 0:02:03.330 and if a police officer views it and uses it 0:02:03.940 --> 0:02:07.190 without authorization, they'll lose their post-certification. 0:02:07.310 --> 0:02:07.510 Right. 0:02:08.130 --> 0:02:11.130 And they'll lose their job. And so you need a 0:02:11.210 --> 0:02:15.650 warrant to access that. And so, of course, I understand 0:02:15.690 --> 0:02:18.960 data privacy is an important thing, but on today of 0:02:19.010 --> 0:02:24.089 all days, too, we've been safe. mostly since 9-11, when 0:02:24.130 --> 0:02:26.070 we thought we were in danger all the time. There 0:02:26.110 --> 0:02:28.880 are so many things that go into it. Yeah, we 0:02:28.940 --> 0:02:34.840 are giving up certain things, but it's important, especially what 0:02:34.880 --> 0:02:37.739 if there's a kid that's kidnapped? And we know the 0:02:37.780 --> 0:02:40.480 license plate number. When you get an Amber Alert, these 0:02:40.560 --> 0:02:44.250 flock cameras can help triangulate, figure out where they're at, 0:02:44.710 --> 0:02:47.730 and maybe save that person. Or in many other instances 0:02:47.790 --> 0:02:51.810 that maybe are less serious, but So many pieces of 0:02:51.820 --> 0:02:56.470 misinformation and a couple mistakes that I think have been corrected, 0:02:56.490 --> 0:03:01.250 and now it's the overcorrection that's going the other way. 0:03:01.350 --> 0:03:04.419 So I disagree with the move. I hope Cottage Grove 0:03:04.460 --> 0:03:07.440 installs a bunch more. I think it makes the community 0:03:07.480 --> 0:03:08.480 a lot safer, but. 0:03:08.800 --> 0:03:10.340 That's just me. Look at overseas. 0:03:10.440 --> 0:03:13.300 A lot of the countries have CCTV everywhere. 0:03:13.360 --> 0:03:14.600 It solves a lot of crime. 0:03:14.660 --> 0:03:14.780 Yeah. 0:03:15.550 --> 0:03:18.250 You got police officers in there. Do you guys have 0:03:18.290 --> 0:03:19.710 those in any of the communities you guys work in? 0:03:20.610 --> 0:03:22.859 Yep, he's not. 0:03:22.900 --> 0:03:23.720 Are you glad you have them? 0:03:24.300 --> 0:03:26.540 Are you glad you have them? 0:03:27.080 --> 0:03:30.180 Am I correct about if you access it without authorization, 0:03:30.200 --> 0:03:31.020 you lose your job? 0:03:31.060 --> 0:03:32.180 You're always right, Chris. 0:03:32.600 --> 0:03:35.280 If you see a guy that looks like Tommy Olsen 0:03:35.320 --> 0:03:38.850 with his left foot on the dash... Don't look at 0:03:38.890 --> 0:03:39.310 the camera. 0:03:39.390 --> 0:03:39.589 Erase. 0:03:39.610 --> 0:03:45.070 Erase. then the flock camera becomes a different kind of thing. 0:03:45.090 --> 0:03:46.800 So I think, I think the problem, I don't know, 0:03:46.850 --> 0:03:48.380 are you up on the flock cameras or not? 0:03:48.520 --> 0:03:50.140 Are you, do you follow this story or? 0:03:50.400 --> 0:03:50.640 Yeah. 0:03:50.820 --> 0:03:51.080 Okay. 0:03:51.100 --> 0:03:52.060 Cause I think that. 0:03:52.060 --> 0:03:55.840 The long-term concern is that if you combine flock cameras 0:03:55.860 --> 0:03:58.309 with something like AI, like there's this theory that there's 0:03:58.330 --> 0:04:02.070 going to be like precognitions where you like precogs where 0:04:02.110 --> 0:04:03.990 they could see the future and see the crimes. 0:04:04.710 --> 0:04:05.010 What now? 0:04:05.490 --> 0:04:08.410 So there's like, If there's like three of them and 0:04:08.470 --> 0:04:09.790 two of them say that a crime is going to 0:04:09.830 --> 0:04:11.290 happen and one of them does not. 0:04:11.310 --> 0:04:12.210 Raise your hand, Soss, please. 0:04:12.570 --> 0:04:16.670 And so that precog would issue a minority report. 0:04:16.690 --> 0:04:17.250 Soss. 0:04:17.310 --> 0:04:19.289 You would say, well, then is the crime ever really 0:04:19.350 --> 0:04:20.010 going to happen? 0:04:20.029 --> 0:04:20.109 Soss. 0:04:21.089 --> 0:04:21.790 Paul, your hand's up. 0:04:22.130 --> 0:04:23.250 He won't be here till then. 0:04:23.410 --> 0:04:23.870 Who's he? 0:04:24.170 --> 0:04:26.370 The guy who thinks the Carolina Panthers have made a 0:04:26.470 --> 0:04:28.050 ton of off-season improvements. 0:04:28.470 --> 0:04:31.750 And he likes those salads from that one place. His 0:04:31.770 --> 0:04:32.610 favorite restaurant. 0:04:32.650 --> 0:04:33.510 No, it's a hospital. 0:04:33.529 --> 0:04:34.190 Hospital. 0:04:34.960 --> 0:04:37.380 Did you listen to Spread Swing and Swim? 0:04:37.420 --> 0:04:38.200 That was brilliant. 0:04:38.920 --> 0:04:40.500 Oh, my God. That was brilliant. Yeah. 0:04:40.600 --> 0:04:43.659 Sink or Swim, man. Sink or Swim. 0:04:43.800 --> 0:04:45.990 They made a lot of improvements. What improvements did they make? 0:04:46.990 --> 0:04:47.650 Their whole line. 0:04:50.110 --> 0:04:51.410 I don't know why you rip them. 0:04:51.529 --> 0:04:51.950 I love it. 0:04:51.950 --> 0:04:53.310 I don't even know who you're talking about. Are you 0:04:53.330 --> 0:04:55.290 talking about Brandon? Yeah, Brandon said that. 0:04:55.410 --> 0:04:55.560 Oh. 0:04:55.880 --> 0:04:56.010 Yeah. 0:04:56.350 --> 0:04:59.410 Common has probably two years of material based. 0:04:59.210 --> 0:05:01.820 On the hospital. It was so good. 0:05:01.960 --> 0:05:03.839 They did like 20 minutes on it. 0:05:03.839 --> 0:05:04.740 It was great. 0:05:05.400 --> 0:05:08.400 The use of high-energy lasers by the U.S. military is 0:05:08.440 --> 0:05:11.960 contributing to a 75% reduction of the use of drones 0:05:12.440 --> 0:05:15.770 connected to Mexican cartels in the Rio Grande Valley region 0:05:15.790 --> 0:05:18.950 of Texas. How about that? According to U.S. Customs and 0:05:18.970 --> 0:05:22.029 Border Protection, officials say they believe the military's ability to 0:05:22.089 --> 0:05:25.110 shoot down these suspected drones directly affected the drop in 0:05:25.130 --> 0:05:28.150 the number of drones spotted. Pentagon officials said last week 0:05:28.170 --> 0:05:32.180 that military forces shot down 300 suspected cartel drones in 0:05:32.200 --> 0:05:33.480 the first eight months of the year. 0:05:34.000 --> 0:05:34.560 That's crazy. 0:05:34.580 --> 0:05:37.620 You guys ever had a remote control airplane? 0:05:38.200 --> 0:05:39.740 Like when you were younger, did you ever have one 0:05:39.760 --> 0:05:40.020 of those? 0:05:40.260 --> 0:05:40.380 No. 0:05:41.070 --> 0:05:43.300 I wonder how often the cartels did that back in 0:05:43.440 --> 0:05:44.460 the 90s. 0:05:44.740 --> 0:05:47.880 Just pack some cocaine on a little plane and just 0:05:47.960 --> 0:05:48.900 flew it by remote. 0:05:49.240 --> 0:05:51.540 Just a few bumps. You didn't want to do the 0:05:51.700 --> 0:05:52.909 Aaliyah thing and overload it. 0:05:52.980 --> 0:05:56.529 Yeah, you can't crash your toy plane with cocaine on it. 0:05:56.550 --> 0:05:58.050 That's also been 25 years. 0:05:58.089 --> 0:05:59.690 Right, maybe just a small little bag. 0:06:01.370 --> 0:06:05.109 Our military was very far behind in the counter drone 0:06:05.170 --> 0:06:09.040 technology business. as recently as like three years ago, and 0:06:09.060 --> 0:06:10.820 they've really caught up. And I think a lot of 0:06:10.860 --> 0:06:15.150 that is thanks to our partners in Ukraine, giving us info, 0:06:15.210 --> 0:06:15.930 helping us out. 0:06:16.050 --> 0:06:17.549 We're helping them out with weapons. 0:06:17.589 --> 0:06:20.990 They're teaching us lessons learned and we're seeing results at 0:06:21.010 --> 0:06:21.690 the Southern border. 0:06:21.750 --> 0:06:22.390 So that's huge. 0:06:23.589 --> 0:06:26.490 Falling asleep with a light on, whether it's while watching 0:06:26.510 --> 0:06:28.830 TV or from a nightlight, could weaken your heart. 0:06:29.310 --> 0:06:31.529 Oh, no. You're in trouble, Corey. Uh-oh. 0:06:31.670 --> 0:06:33.849 Walk your ass fast and turn that TV off. 0:06:34.070 --> 0:06:36.310 All the time. I know. I always put the sleep. 0:06:36.130 --> 0:06:38.270 Timer on, but I fall asleep to a TV almost 0:06:38.330 --> 0:06:38.729 every night. 0:06:38.770 --> 0:06:39.609 Every night, yeah. 0:06:39.810 --> 0:06:42.690 Scientists at Tulane University say it could change the function 0:06:42.770 --> 0:06:45.010 and structure of your heart, putting you at a higher 0:06:45.070 --> 0:06:46.830 risk for cardiovascular disease. 0:06:47.120 --> 0:06:47.580 Who cares? 0:06:48.140 --> 0:06:48.640 Well, you know. 0:06:48.880 --> 0:06:49.140 Okay. 0:06:49.320 --> 0:06:51.659 I mean, when has Corey ever worried about health? 0:06:51.960 --> 0:06:52.219 Yeah. 0:06:52.500 --> 0:06:52.779 Always. 0:06:54.350 --> 0:06:57.070 There are findings built on earlier research that found that 0:06:57.390 --> 0:07:01.349 bright light exposure at night can boost heart failure by 55%. Jesus. 0:07:02.710 --> 0:07:03.030 Oh, my. 0:07:03.070 --> 0:07:04.510 Turn off your damn TV. 0:07:04.710 --> 0:07:07.270 And then red meat, add that on top of it. 0:07:07.370 --> 0:07:08.190 I'm a goner. 0:07:08.290 --> 0:07:11.510 Yeah, it's over for Johnny. Life insurance is paid up. 0:07:11.560 --> 0:07:14.660 Not sleeping eight hours a night, degenerate gambling. 0:07:14.680 --> 0:07:15.960 All that sex you're having. 0:07:19.440 --> 0:07:23.120 Wow. I do walk fast. 0:07:23.810 --> 0:07:24.030 Yeah. 0:07:24.330 --> 0:07:25.290 That's not all you do fast. 0:07:25.330 --> 0:07:25.790 Purpose. 0:07:26.350 --> 0:07:26.630 Yeah. 0:07:27.050 --> 0:07:28.930 So I think we're good. You do walk with purpose. 0:07:29.050 --> 0:07:29.370 Thank you. 0:07:29.410 --> 0:07:31.060 It's good to do that. Walk left you in the 0:07:31.070 --> 0:07:33.800 dust so badly. Which is fine. I deserve it. 0:07:33.980 --> 0:07:36.300 That's what happens when Nikki and I walk everywhere. 0:07:36.420 --> 0:07:37.240 She is gone. 0:07:37.500 --> 0:07:39.260 And I'm just walking with purpose. 0:07:39.280 --> 0:07:41.800 If I had intel that the Peaches Donut line was 0:07:42.000 --> 0:07:43.880 three and a half miles long, I would have gone 0:07:43.900 --> 0:07:44.380 the other way. 0:07:44.920 --> 0:07:46.680 And you would have never known. I wouldn't have known. 0:07:46.700 --> 0:07:46.770 Yep. 0:07:48.240 --> 0:07:49.820 But I appreciate you looking back for me. 0:07:49.880 --> 0:07:52.660 I did look back multiple times. He's still way back there. 0:07:54.060 --> 0:07:56.680 Six Flags Magic Mountain is announcing a new roller coaster. 0:07:57.200 --> 0:08:01.180 Thrill Glider is a hybrid coaster that combines motorbike-style seats 0:08:01.720 --> 0:08:03.350 with a traditional suspended ride. 0:08:03.710 --> 0:08:04.930 That's a terrible name. 0:08:05.290 --> 0:08:10.220 I agree. Six Flags says riders will mount... hover cycles, 0:08:10.600 --> 0:08:14.020 and race through launches and inversions, including a zero-G roll 0:08:14.440 --> 0:08:17.930 and 12 airtime moments at speeds at about 50 miles 0:08:17.940 --> 0:08:18.260 per hour. 0:08:18.380 --> 0:08:20.390 That's huge, bitch! Yeah, that looks cool. 0:08:20.470 --> 0:08:22.730 It's built as the world's first roller coaster of its 0:08:22.750 --> 0:08:24.790 kind and is expected to open next year and have 0:08:24.830 --> 0:08:26.450 its first death about three months in. 0:08:28.860 --> 0:08:30.340 That was my favorite part of the game. 0:08:30.440 --> 0:08:34.900 Rollercoaster Tycoon was just setting up this death coaster and 0:08:34.940 --> 0:08:39.160 doing the test run and watching just sleds full of 0:08:39.240 --> 0:08:40.960 people go flying into the park. 0:08:42.320 --> 0:08:42.720 Proceed! 0:08:43.020 --> 0:08:44.439 Then you would have to shut your park down. His 0:08:44.500 --> 0:08:48.360 PR was just ass. It's like, well, I was just 0:08:48.440 --> 0:08:51.440 doing a test run. Hawk loves to ask VR. Creasel, 0:08:51.460 --> 0:08:52.870 your hand is up. You're waving goodbye. 0:08:53.179 --> 0:08:54.750 Goodbye. 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CircaCasino.com. 0:09:56.370 --> 0:09:57.010 Let's do this. 0:09:57.050 --> 0:09:57.890 Hell yeah, daddy. 0:09:59.100 --> 0:10:02.200 The 49ers destroyed the Rams last night or this morning 0:10:02.260 --> 0:10:03.280 if you're in Australia. 0:10:03.300 --> 0:10:03.699 27-7. 0:10:04.700 --> 0:10:06.780 Brock Purdy was outstanding through three TDs, 205 yards. 0:10:06.800 --> 0:10:08.400 Stafford was hideous. He was 15-25 for 155 yards and 0:10:08.460 --> 0:10:08.960 an interception. 0:10:08.980 --> 0:10:11.280 The Rams can no longer, according to my. 0:10:20.460 --> 0:10:24.880 Crack research, they can no longer go undefeated. So it's 0:10:24.940 --> 0:10:26.110 over for the Rams. 0:10:26.140 --> 0:10:29.910 Yeah, he was out doing some crack research last night. 0:10:30.890 --> 0:10:31.329 Thank you, man. 0:10:31.650 --> 0:10:35.830 So yeah, Corey's Niners are 1-0 and the Rams are 0-1, 0:10:35.870 --> 0:10:37.610 so they cannot go undefeated. 0:10:37.910 --> 0:10:41.850 I don't think so. And Mike Evans is going. 0:10:41.750 --> 0:10:45.050 To score about 55 touchdowns for the Niners. 0:10:45.190 --> 0:10:46.890 But his quarterback's just blank, right? 0:10:47.110 --> 0:10:51.459 He's great, man. No, he's great. He's great. 0:10:52.280 --> 0:10:55.640 My arguments are always bad. Doesn't matter. No one's ever 0:10:55.700 --> 0:10:56.610 on my side anyway. 0:10:56.870 --> 0:10:59.810 Max is. He's just not here. My guess is Max 0:10:59.850 --> 0:11:03.309 thinks you're right about Purdy. No, Max would agree. 0:11:03.510 --> 0:11:05.550 Max has eyes that work. 0:11:05.670 --> 0:11:07.880 I still love last year when you told basically Tom 0:11:07.890 --> 0:11:10.620 Pellicero that you don't think Purdy's good, and he's like, 0:11:11.450 --> 0:11:12.970 are you nuts? 0:11:13.170 --> 0:11:15.000 Like, what am I missing here? 0:11:15.559 --> 0:11:17.860 And again, he could not have done better last night 0:11:17.880 --> 0:11:21.130 if you guys watched the broadcast. He's just so professional. 0:11:21.330 --> 0:11:23.770 Everybody respects him. Everybody loves him. What a home run 0:11:23.790 --> 0:11:27.040 for Netflix. What a What a complete douche move by ESPN. 0:11:27.100 --> 0:11:29.620 So what is ESPN's loss? It's Netflix's gain. 0:11:29.640 --> 0:11:32.290 That's what they say, right? The worst thing that happened 0:11:32.309 --> 0:11:33.680 to you might be the best thing that happened to you. 0:11:33.690 --> 0:11:34.890 You never know. Well said, Harvey. 0:11:34.910 --> 0:11:36.730 He's on the Ringer podcast, right? He gets to work 0:11:36.750 --> 0:11:39.550 with Bill Simmons. Yeah, he's great. 0:11:40.010 --> 0:11:43.390 Yes. One door opens, and then you go to Home 0:11:43.429 --> 0:11:44.310 Depot and get a better one. 0:11:44.550 --> 0:11:45.070 Well said. 0:11:45.170 --> 0:11:45.750 Let's calm down. 0:11:47.620 --> 0:11:48.000 I was 10. 0:11:48.000 --> 0:11:49.920 I'm kidding. 0:11:49.940 --> 0:11:55.220 The Gophers will battle Mississippi State tomorrow at 2.30, pregame 0:11:55.260 --> 0:11:56.740 at 12.30, wrong sound. 0:11:57.040 --> 0:11:57.800 Whatever. 0:11:58.000 --> 0:12:02.660 Your Gophers were one-and-a-half point favorites. I think Mississippi State 0:12:02.750 --> 0:12:04.800 is currently a one-and-a-half point favorite. 0:12:04.830 --> 0:12:05.270 Wait, wait, wait. 0:12:05.290 --> 0:12:05.449 What? 0:12:05.470 --> 0:12:08.190 Both teams are one-and-oh. Hang on, hang on. This morning 0:12:08.210 --> 0:12:10.570 when I looked at it, Mississippi State was a one-and-a-half 0:12:10.630 --> 0:12:15.339 point favorite. Well, hang on here. As of yesterday, it 0:12:15.360 --> 0:12:18.380 was Minnesota. But lines change, right? Yeah, but that's a 0:12:18.420 --> 0:12:19.199 pretty big swing. 0:12:19.220 --> 0:12:20.870 Let me see here. 0:12:21.630 --> 0:12:24.490 Yeah, ESPN, Mississippi State, one and a half point favor. 0:12:24.510 --> 0:12:25.790 No kidding. 0:12:25.809 --> 0:12:27.510 No kidding. 0:12:27.530 --> 0:12:31.390 Now, would that have mostly changed because of people's money? 0:12:31.670 --> 0:12:31.929 Sure. 0:12:32.250 --> 0:12:33.110 Money moves the line. 0:12:33.700 --> 0:12:34.679 Oh, yeah, money moves the line. 0:12:34.700 --> 0:12:37.720 We've looked more carefully at the... Offensive line. 0:12:38.020 --> 0:12:42.160 Well, if they've got a talented young quarterback, too, that 0:12:42.240 --> 0:12:44.420 can kind of be terrifying. It was like in the NHL, 0:12:44.440 --> 0:12:47.099 you've got this red-hot young goaltender that you're not really 0:12:47.140 --> 0:12:49.400 knowing what to expect. There's not really a book on him. 0:12:49.880 --> 0:12:53.440 So he might come out and play lights out, and 0:12:53.600 --> 0:12:56.140 there's nothing you can do. I would think a quarterback's 0:12:56.160 --> 0:12:57.800 the same thing, or he might come out and be 0:12:58.440 --> 0:12:59.740 absolute dog crap. 0:13:00.780 --> 0:13:04.070 Yeah, the Gophers opened at minus two and a half. 0:13:04.790 --> 0:13:06.770 It is now currently they are one and a half 0:13:06.850 --> 0:13:09.130 point dogs. The hell's going on there? 0:13:09.809 --> 0:13:11.360 Jonathan Kaminga. Yeah. That's what's going on. 0:13:11.750 --> 0:13:13.350 Oh, my God. I forgot about that. 0:13:13.370 --> 0:13:13.750 I told you. 0:13:13.990 --> 0:13:14.410 I told you. 0:13:14.970 --> 0:13:18.200 Paul, your hand's up. Does Parrish know who Jonathan Kaminga 0:13:18.240 --> 0:13:18.840 plays for? 0:13:18.860 --> 0:13:21.160 I was about to say happy birthday. 0:13:21.220 --> 0:13:22.179 Jonathan Kaminga. 0:13:22.280 --> 0:13:25.100 Should we gamble a Caniac on it? I don't know 0:13:25.120 --> 0:13:26.860 what the count is. I think you owe me like nine. 0:13:26.980 --> 0:13:28.420 Yeah, I will. He does not. 0:13:28.559 --> 0:13:31.140 You don't believe he knows who Jonathan Kaminga plays for? 0:13:31.220 --> 0:13:31.440 Yeah. 0:13:31.679 --> 0:13:34.250 Do I get to tell him which sport? No. 0:13:34.280 --> 0:13:34.350 No. 0:13:38.610 --> 0:13:39.630 That might be the difference. 0:13:41.910 --> 0:13:43.890 I'll make the bet if I can tell him what 0:13:43.910 --> 0:13:47.900 sport it is. No. He doesn't know the sport. Well, 0:13:47.920 --> 0:13:49.260 he's heard of the sport. 0:13:49.300 --> 0:13:49.980 It doesn't exist. 0:13:50.000 --> 0:13:53.719 It's not squash. I've heard of squash. Yeah, exactly. 0:13:53.740 --> 0:13:54.310 He eats it. 0:13:56.460 --> 0:13:59.160 What's wrong with squash? How about we bet one extra 0:13:59.220 --> 0:14:01.100 piece of toast at Cane's. 0:14:00.920 --> 0:14:01.550 If I give him. 0:14:02.740 --> 0:14:05.680 if i give him the name of the yeah you 0:14:05.700 --> 0:14:07.640 can give him what sport he plays yeah all right 0:14:07.660 --> 0:14:10.130 this is just for one extra piece of toast at 0:14:10.190 --> 0:14:12.949 canes i tell you the sport you tell me which 0:14:13.010 --> 0:14:16.370 team he plays for okay okay nobody reacts until he 0:14:16.410 --> 0:14:23.900 says final answer jonathan cominga plays in the national basketball association. 0:14:23.260 --> 0:14:24.760 All right well i was kind of guessing right on 0:14:24.800 --> 0:14:26.460 that then um. 0:14:30.510 --> 0:14:31.200 Stay close to home. 0:14:31.240 --> 0:14:35.300 The Timberwolves. Yeah! 0:14:35.460 --> 0:14:36.300 Were you playing him? 0:14:36.400 --> 0:14:39.080 No, he doesn't know who Jonathan Kaminga is. 0:14:39.100 --> 0:14:40.080 I thought he was a golfer. 0:14:40.100 --> 0:14:41.760 What were you going to guess if we had not 0:14:41.780 --> 0:14:42.320 said the sport? 0:14:42.400 --> 0:14:42.980 Oh, boy. 0:14:43.040 --> 0:14:47.460 All right, so it's something like nine Caniacs and an 0:14:47.560 --> 0:14:49.180 extra piece of toast. 0:14:49.260 --> 0:14:50.560 That's my favorite bet of the week. 0:14:50.700 --> 0:14:52.740 Jonathan Kaminga. 0:14:52.760 --> 0:14:55.910 Kaminga is now a Timberwolf. Yeah. Good deal, too. 0:14:56.050 --> 0:14:58.430 The Quinn Hughes saga, Mark Perich, your thoughts? 0:15:00.270 --> 0:15:05.960 Yeah, we were just talking off air, actually. Yeah, if 0:15:06.040 --> 0:15:09.060 I'm Quinn Hughes, you're going into this situation where now 0:15:09.100 --> 0:15:12.240 that Kale McCarr has signed, he knows the number that 0:15:12.280 --> 0:15:14.090 he's going to be at or around the number he's 0:15:14.110 --> 0:15:17.010 going to get. I'm in no hurry. I mean, I 0:15:17.050 --> 0:15:18.610 don't know if the fans definitely want to hear this, 0:15:18.670 --> 0:15:20.310 but at the same time, I'm I'm going to kind 0:15:20.370 --> 0:15:23.470 of wait and see. And yes, a lot of the 0:15:23.510 --> 0:15:25.950 season is going to land on his shoulders and how 0:15:26.030 --> 0:15:30.380 well he plays. But at his age, free agency doesn't 0:15:30.400 --> 0:15:33.320 come along all that often. You kind of want to 0:15:33.340 --> 0:15:36.500 make sure it's a perfect fit. We already know that 0:15:36.540 --> 0:15:38.920 he loves Minnesota. We already love that he knows the team. 0:15:38.960 --> 0:15:40.979 He loves the staff. He loves playing here, the fans, 0:15:41.120 --> 0:15:45.180 everything like that. Uh, Craig, everybody, uh, BG, he, everybody 0:15:45.240 --> 0:15:47.930 wants him to sign here, but I'm going to, he's 0:15:47.970 --> 0:15:49.590 going to, you know, if I'm him, I'm going to 0:15:49.690 --> 0:15:52.210 sit there and wait and kind of see how the 0:15:52.270 --> 0:15:56.570 season plays out, you know, and see how these new, new, uh, acquisitions, 0:15:56.610 --> 0:15:58.380 it's a different team. They lost a few of their 0:15:58.390 --> 0:16:00.220 key key players and they've had to bring in some 0:16:00.260 --> 0:16:02.760 other players. And see how it works and see if 0:16:02.860 --> 0:16:06.880 everything is still clicking. I would, in my guess, you know, 0:16:06.940 --> 0:16:08.440 he's going to sit there. We're going to see him 0:16:08.700 --> 0:16:11.760 in 25 to 30 games, maybe around midseason. He signs 0:16:11.820 --> 0:16:13.960 a long-term deal or signs as long a term deal 0:16:14.000 --> 0:16:16.460 as we can get him to sign. But he's going 0:16:16.480 --> 0:16:18.840 to sit there and kind of wait and play it out. 0:16:18.900 --> 0:16:21.900 And he wants to see how everything folds out. Maybe 0:16:21.990 --> 0:16:24.970 kind of take around the league and see what other 0:16:24.990 --> 0:16:26.390 teams are doing and whatnot. 0:16:26.430 --> 0:16:28.990 Who's kind of got some space. Because that's just... That's 0:16:29.070 --> 0:16:29.890 part of the business. 0:16:29.930 --> 0:16:32.030 That's part of free agency. And he's going to kind 0:16:32.090 --> 0:16:34.510 of take his time because he knows what he's going 0:16:34.530 --> 0:16:36.450 to make. He knows the number he's going to get. 0:16:36.890 --> 0:16:38.490 Now he's just going to be a little picky when 0:16:38.530 --> 0:16:40.270 it comes to the team. But that's my guess is 0:16:40.360 --> 0:16:42.900 it's going to be, you know, somewhere between, you know, 0:16:42.980 --> 0:16:45.840 game 20, maybe even sooner. I mean, you know, if 0:16:45.880 --> 0:16:48.200 he gets excited in the first month, you know, he 0:16:48.240 --> 0:16:48.780 can sign up. 0:16:48.820 --> 0:16:49.960 But I would guess. 0:16:49.820 --> 0:16:52.520 Somewhere 25 to game 40, we're going to see him 0:16:52.540 --> 0:16:53.020 sign the deal. 0:16:53.960 --> 0:16:56.750 Here's John. I don't know if you guys, what's his name? 0:16:56.780 --> 0:16:59.010 Quinn Hughes. Did you guys hear the interview when he 0:16:59.020 --> 0:17:00.730 was talking about whether or not he was nervous about 0:17:00.770 --> 0:17:01.610 staying in Minnesota or not? 0:17:01.670 --> 0:17:01.850 Sure. 0:17:01.870 --> 0:17:04.230 I'm always jittery. 0:17:04.609 --> 0:17:07.530 It's my personality to be jittery. 0:17:07.950 --> 0:17:09.450 It's part of my germ. 0:17:10.170 --> 0:17:13.980 It's amazing because he looks so calm on the. 0:17:14.080 --> 0:17:14.440 Ice, too. 0:17:14.460 --> 0:17:17.480 That is a summer of cigarettes and Slim Jims. 0:17:17.500 --> 0:17:19.140 That is a little bit of Roy. 0:17:19.160 --> 0:17:21.000 Kevin Gordon tried to get more questions from him. 0:17:21.100 --> 0:17:22.660 Could I ask a question, Macho Man? 0:17:22.700 --> 0:17:23.730 More questions. 0:17:23.850 --> 0:17:24.810 I'm sorry about that. 0:17:24.930 --> 0:17:26.190 Why is he so pissed? 0:17:26.470 --> 0:17:27.469 In all honesty, I thought you were going to play 0:17:27.490 --> 0:17:29.870 the actual quote. The one from yesterday makes it sound 0:17:29.890 --> 0:17:32.630 like Quinn thinks he's going to sign here. Yeah, that's 0:17:32.650 --> 0:17:33.330 what I mean. 0:17:33.350 --> 0:17:34.429 He's like, we're going to work it out. 0:17:34.490 --> 0:17:37.140 In his mind, it's a literary conclusion. 0:17:37.460 --> 0:17:40.700 But yeah, I'd be in no hurry. I'd just kind 0:17:40.760 --> 0:17:43.619 of make sure. Just come back, see the first 20 games, 0:17:43.660 --> 0:17:46.480 play with everybody. Yep, okay, it's still a great fit 0:17:46.520 --> 0:17:48.740 for me. I still love where this organization's going. 0:17:48.810 --> 0:17:52.280 Let's do it. Because I'm going straight to the top. Yeah. Well, 0:17:52.300 --> 0:17:53.140 then stay here. 0:17:54.180 --> 0:17:56.619 And I would add this. I have complete faith in 0:17:56.680 --> 0:17:58.220 Bill's Garen that he. 0:17:58.180 --> 0:17:59.840 Will handle this. Williams Garen. 0:17:59.880 --> 0:18:00.100 Yeah. 0:18:00.500 --> 0:18:01.420 All of the Williams. 0:18:01.820 --> 0:18:03.280 And I'm living now. 0:18:03.380 --> 0:18:03.660 Yeah. 0:18:03.900 --> 0:18:04.480 That's the best. 0:18:04.520 --> 0:18:08.460 But Sauce earlier in the week said, basically, let's trade 0:18:08.510 --> 0:18:09.530 him for whatever we can get. 0:18:09.619 --> 0:18:10.230 And I'll say this. 0:18:10.530 --> 0:18:13.270 The second the second Quinn Hughes says I want out 0:18:13.310 --> 0:18:14.689 of Minnesota, he's dead to all of us. 0:18:14.810 --> 0:18:15.010 Right. 0:18:15.109 --> 0:18:16.790 But for now, we love Quinn. 0:18:16.810 --> 0:18:17.129 We love him. 0:18:17.150 --> 0:18:17.570 Love him. 0:18:18.150 --> 0:18:19.270 Anything else from him, Hawk? 0:18:19.330 --> 0:18:20.790 No, that's all he had to say. He didn't take 0:18:20.810 --> 0:18:21.330 any more questions. 0:18:21.350 --> 0:18:22.730 Did you hear him? Yeah, no more questions. 0:18:22.950 --> 0:18:23.750 And he's not a racist. 0:18:24.390 --> 0:18:25.500 Yeah, he mentioned that on his way out. 0:18:25.800 --> 0:18:26.060 All right. 0:18:26.680 --> 0:18:31.580 Well, the Twins battle the Guardians tonight at 7-10. Taj 0:18:31.600 --> 0:18:32.919 Bradley goes for your Twins. 0:18:32.980 --> 0:18:33.290 They are 69-77. 0:18:33.600 --> 0:18:37.159 They're four and a half back in the wild card 0:18:37.300 --> 0:18:38.850 and six back in the division. 0:18:39.220 --> 0:18:39.990 It's over for them. 0:18:40.210 --> 0:18:42.130 Hey, I need how many games? Two or three? 0:18:42.310 --> 0:18:42.550 Four. 0:18:43.109 --> 0:18:44.110 Oh, come on, man. 0:18:44.310 --> 0:18:45.710 That's a power trip bets, and I don't know. 0:18:45.810 --> 0:18:46.650 Oh, I thought it was three. 0:18:46.830 --> 0:18:47.210 It's four. 0:18:47.570 --> 0:18:50.310 Did they lose their game, or did they give up one. 0:18:50.260 --> 0:18:53.179 Of the wins? No, they didn't play yesterday. Okay, whatever. Whatever. 0:18:53.500 --> 0:18:54.020 I'm going to win. 0:18:54.619 --> 0:18:55.460 You probably are, yeah. 0:18:55.560 --> 0:18:57.000 It's $ 14, 000 we have on the line, right? 0:18:57.100 --> 0:18:57.960 You are correct, sir. 0:18:57.980 --> 0:18:58.240 Thank you. 0:18:59.000 --> 0:19:01.780 But you also owe me $ 20, 000. 0:19:00.660 --> 0:19:02.080 Oh, wow. 0:19:02.300 --> 0:19:02.780 Right to check. 0:19:02.800 --> 0:19:03.419 From my dad. 0:19:03.520 --> 0:19:05.360 You owe me a piece of toast, because he knew 0:19:05.380 --> 0:19:06.940 that Jonathan Kaminga played for the Wolves. 0:19:07.200 --> 0:19:07.830 You doubted him. 0:19:08.869 --> 0:19:09.590 I wish you could pay up. 0:19:09.940 --> 0:19:10.420 Right now. 0:19:10.530 --> 0:19:10.920 Yeah, me too. 0:19:11.030 --> 0:19:12.910 You know how good that red would be at 728 0:19:12.910 --> 0:19:13.350 in the morning? 0:19:13.510 --> 0:19:13.690 Yeah. 0:19:13.850 --> 0:19:14.970 I'll get you some. 0:19:15.050 --> 0:19:16.470 There's some great food out here in the hallway. 0:19:16.490 --> 0:19:18.230 I believe it. You guys eat like normal humans. 0:19:18.250 --> 0:19:18.990 What, it's mac and cheese? 0:19:19.010 --> 0:19:19.910 You don't eat mac and cheese? 0:19:20.210 --> 0:19:20.280 No. 0:19:20.290 --> 0:19:21.290 Okay, get out of here. 0:19:22.750 --> 0:19:23.050 Really? 0:19:23.070 --> 0:19:23.429 No. 0:19:23.450 --> 0:19:23.830 Never had? 0:19:24.290 --> 0:19:25.290 I did when I was like six. 0:19:25.550 --> 0:19:26.670 I'm not trying to be mean. 0:19:27.130 --> 0:19:27.370 Go ahead. 0:19:27.410 --> 0:19:30.210 But my 20-month-old eats better than you do. Sure. 0:19:30.690 --> 0:19:30.870 Yeah. 0:19:31.230 --> 0:19:34.090 I'm not trying to be mean, but your 20-month-old talks 0:19:34.130 --> 0:19:38.179 better than you do. Oh, no. All he says is 0:19:38.240 --> 0:19:38.760 a buzz. 0:19:38.840 --> 0:19:38.899 Oh. 0:19:40.390 --> 0:19:42.469 I'm trying to be mean, but I've seen Thanksgiving Day 0:19:42.510 --> 0:19:43.360 floats with smaller heads. 0:19:43.880 --> 0:19:45.400 Why would you? 0:19:45.420 --> 0:19:46.600 I'm not trying to be mean. 0:19:46.619 --> 0:19:47.750 We're not trying to be mean, Martin. 0:19:47.770 --> 0:19:48.189 You got one. 0:19:48.210 --> 0:19:50.240 Go ahead. Not me. 0:19:50.400 --> 0:19:51.200 Not me. 0:19:52.040 --> 0:19:55.620 That polo shirt is swimming on you. 0:19:55.640 --> 0:19:56.160 Thank you, Martin. 0:19:56.420 --> 0:19:57.619 You're welcome. Appreciate that. 0:19:58.109 --> 0:19:59.830 You're going to have to size down. 0:20:00.070 --> 0:20:00.990 Yeah, you're going to have to. 0:20:01.010 --> 0:20:03.690 You're going to need to go shopping. 0:20:03.880 --> 0:20:05.500 Yeah, and you might want to get some things to 0:20:05.540 --> 0:20:07.420 cover up those giant nipples of yours that are always 0:20:07.460 --> 0:20:07.939 sticking out. 0:20:08.420 --> 0:20:10.450 My nipples are... Who are you talking to? Both of you. 0:20:10.460 --> 0:20:10.800 Perfect start. 0:20:10.820 --> 0:20:11.800 I'm tired of you, Parrish. 0:20:11.859 --> 0:20:12.020 What? 0:20:12.060 --> 0:20:14.580 The Miami Hurricanes beat Florida A & M 77-7. The 0:20:14.619 --> 0:20:15.060 Canes had 856 yards. 0:20:15.080 --> 0:20:15.159 Okay. 0:20:15.180 --> 0:20:15.340 Yikes. 0:20:15.359 --> 0:20:15.580 All right. 0:20:25.530 --> 0:20:29.170 Do we think they had the backups to the backups 0:20:29.190 --> 0:20:30.130 to the backups. 0:20:29.970 --> 0:20:31.270 In the fourth quarter? 0:20:31.330 --> 0:20:33.670 At some point they did, yeah. 0:20:33.690 --> 0:20:34.840 49-0 at half. 0:20:34.859 --> 0:20:37.879 They took five minutes off the fourth quarter clock. So 0:20:37.900 --> 0:20:40.679 they played, you know, like youth football, essentially. So let's 0:20:40.720 --> 0:20:42.800 just wrap this game up. That's so insulting when you're 0:20:42.820 --> 0:20:46.570 the other team. Nine different players scored touchdowns for Miami. 0:20:46.770 --> 0:20:49.410 The difference with games like this, though, when there's big 0:20:49.470 --> 0:20:52.350 blowouts is teams like Florida A & M don't have. 0:20:52.230 --> 0:20:54.270 The depth that these big schools do. 0:20:54.730 --> 0:20:56.370 So some of these kids have to play the whole 0:20:56.410 --> 0:20:57.770 game and they just get beat up. 0:20:58.170 --> 0:21:01.050 That's one of the reasons they do it. Chase game. 0:21:01.810 --> 0:21:03.429 But did everybody have fun? 0:21:04.090 --> 0:21:04.670 I would guess. 0:21:04.750 --> 0:21:06.510 I bet some of the kids on the other team didn't. 0:21:06.650 --> 0:21:08.210 No, it's not fun at all. 0:21:08.350 --> 0:21:10.340 I bet the parents who traveled to see their kid 0:21:10.359 --> 0:21:11.500 play in their first game didn't. 0:21:12.260 --> 0:21:15.460 At least they got the tickets for free, I would guess. 0:21:15.480 --> 0:21:16.939 Nope. They paid for them? 0:21:16.960 --> 0:21:17.510 They had to pay for them. 0:21:17.550 --> 0:21:18.350 What'd they pay for them? 0:21:18.810 --> 0:21:19.250 A lot. 0:21:20.609 --> 0:21:21.430 Like, cane's bread. 0:21:23.210 --> 0:21:23.830 It's not that much. 0:21:24.369 --> 0:21:25.570 No, worth every penny. 0:21:25.630 --> 0:21:28.790 But the NIL money that comes from that game. 0:21:28.830 --> 0:21:30.410 Yeah, you know what? Am I right? That's right. 0:21:30.850 --> 0:21:31.189 Okay. 0:21:31.230 --> 0:21:32.690 You know how they made their way home, right? 0:21:33.060 --> 0:21:33.280 No. 0:21:33.880 --> 0:21:35.320 Buffalo! 0:21:35.660 --> 0:21:36.800 They went to the casino. 0:21:36.859 --> 0:21:37.419 Hell yeah. 0:21:37.600 --> 0:21:37.780 Yep. 0:21:38.080 --> 0:21:38.900 Put it all on one bet. 0:21:39.180 --> 0:21:41.679 I'm surprised we haven't tried to domesticate the buffalo so 0:21:41.700 --> 0:21:42.280 we could ride him. 0:21:42.420 --> 0:21:42.960 Oh, I have. 0:21:43.480 --> 0:21:43.720 Yeah. 0:21:43.880 --> 0:21:47.330 Hark slept with a few buffaloes. Like, how intimidating is it? But, like, 0:21:47.350 --> 0:21:48.350 let's say you're coming. 0:21:48.210 --> 0:21:50.790 Up on a bunch of, like, gunslingers that are riding horses, 0:21:50.810 --> 0:21:51.709 and you're like, cute. 0:21:51.970 --> 0:21:52.130 Yep. 0:21:52.490 --> 0:21:55.230 Here's you and your three buddies on buffaloes. It's like, 0:21:55.619 --> 0:21:57.160 it's game over. I don't care if you have guns. 0:21:57.180 --> 0:21:57.580 Man. 0:21:57.600 --> 0:21:58.660 What are you talking about? 0:21:58.680 --> 0:21:58.760 Yeah. 0:21:58.940 --> 0:22:02.240 I'm going to run you over. That slot machine. Whales. Oh, 0:22:02.300 --> 0:22:02.780 it whales. 0:22:02.820 --> 0:22:05.360 You get a couple of wilds in between there, multipliers. 0:22:05.380 --> 0:22:05.700 Oh, yeah. 0:22:06.030 --> 0:22:06.139 Oh! 0:22:06.160 --> 0:22:06.869 You got a problem. 0:22:07.330 --> 0:22:07.609 Yeah. 0:22:07.770 --> 0:22:08.430 Welcome to the club. 0:22:08.470 --> 0:22:11.010 What are you doing today, Hogs? Oh, hell yeah. 0:22:11.050 --> 0:22:13.650 I'm driving to Grand Rapids today. If I just happen 0:22:13.670 --> 0:22:16.910 to pass by any slutty slots, I might stop by. 0:22:16.950 --> 0:22:18.350 Well, you'll drive by my dad. 0:22:18.369 --> 0:22:18.730 Think about it. 0:22:18.830 --> 0:22:22.330 There is one person that came up with the Buffalo idea, right? 0:22:22.369 --> 0:22:24.590 Like that's got to be some individual's idea. I wonder 0:22:24.609 --> 0:22:26.950 who that person is just going like, look what I've done. 0:22:26.970 --> 0:22:28.730 Because who would have guessed it? 0:22:28.830 --> 0:22:29.929 I think it was Al Sharpton. 0:22:30.550 --> 0:22:31.270 Happy birthday, Al. 0:22:31.290 --> 0:22:33.869 Because it's like there's a million different things you can 0:22:33.890 --> 0:22:35.970 do with a slot machine. But for whatever reason, the 0:22:36.030 --> 0:22:38.750 idea of a herd of buffaloes charging. 0:22:38.770 --> 0:22:42.960 Yeah. It just works. Everybody loves the sound effects. 0:22:43.000 --> 0:22:44.340 The visuals. I don't get it. 0:22:44.400 --> 0:22:45.080 Who would have guessed it? 0:22:45.140 --> 0:22:48.480 There's a whole section at Treasure Island that's called the Buffaloes. 0:22:48.520 --> 0:22:49.220 Can you imagine? 0:22:49.240 --> 0:22:49.660 The big knockers. 0:22:49.960 --> 0:22:53.260 Creative meeting at Slot Machine Company X, and they're going, 0:22:53.280 --> 0:22:54.500 all right, what do we got? 0:22:54.619 --> 0:22:55.719 And the meat saw stands up and. 0:22:55.680 --> 0:22:59.560 Goes, I like buffaloes. What if we just have a 0:22:59.580 --> 0:23:01.860 bunch of running buffaloes? I'm like, what does that have 0:23:01.920 --> 0:23:05.680 to do with money and, you know? diamonds and sevens 0:23:05.740 --> 0:23:09.869 and cherries and slot machines and coins. And somebody goes, no, 0:23:09.869 --> 0:23:13.190 I just want buffaloes running at me. 0:23:13.550 --> 0:23:14.310 And it worked. 0:23:16.680 --> 0:23:18.619 I know the directions to that game better than the 0:23:18.680 --> 0:23:19.660 directions to my house. 0:23:21.320 --> 0:23:22.540 Well said. 0:23:23.080 --> 0:23:24.610 This is not for me to say, but you've said 0:23:24.619 --> 0:23:25.850 it on the air so many times that I don't 0:23:25.869 --> 0:23:26.950 think it's a secret anymore. 0:23:27.010 --> 0:23:27.390 It's not. 0:23:27.470 --> 0:23:30.010 Somebody the other day goes, does Chris actually have a problem? 0:23:30.030 --> 0:23:33.710 I go, he goes to meetings. 0:23:34.230 --> 0:23:35.820 He goes to meetings. 0:23:36.260 --> 0:23:38.220 It's called Gambler's Anonymous, except for me. 0:23:38.540 --> 0:23:40.450 Exactly. You say it on the air. 0:23:40.500 --> 0:23:42.159 Everybody else keeps it on the down low. 0:23:42.180 --> 0:23:44.060 I ain't ashamed. I wish it wasn't the case, but 0:23:44.100 --> 0:23:44.580 I ain't ashamed. 0:23:44.680 --> 0:23:46.220 Oh, I thought it was just a bit. 0:23:46.280 --> 0:23:48.760 I'm like, no, he's not kidding. 0:23:48.920 --> 0:23:50.000 That's right. I'm doing my best. 0:23:50.060 --> 0:23:50.780 He's doing his best. 0:23:50.920 --> 0:23:55.230 It's under control at the moment, but I'm working. 0:23:55.270 --> 0:23:57.150 Perfection is an unattainable goal. 0:23:57.310 --> 0:23:59.510 But two weeks ago, the Lord saved us by not 0:23:59.550 --> 0:24:01.570 letting the Uber find where we were or we would 0:24:01.590 --> 0:24:03.230 have been in real big trouble because we would have 0:24:03.270 --> 0:24:04.389 gone down to the strip. 0:24:04.470 --> 0:24:07.790 He's so right, Marnie. I walked, to keep myself from gambling, 0:24:08.250 --> 0:24:13.480 I walked from downtown vegas to the sahara i walked 0:24:13.560 --> 0:24:16.159 for about two hours oh and i walked through some 0:24:16.180 --> 0:24:20.239 neighborhoods where i was doing more gambling walking through that neighborhood. 0:24:20.460 --> 0:24:23.290 Yeah let's just say he was praying for flock cameras 0:24:23.530 --> 0:24:25.550 right because there was going to need to be some 0:24:25.630 --> 0:24:28.510 evidence collection when his body was found off of las 0:24:28.530 --> 0:24:30.050 vegas vegas boulevard that's a. 0:24:30.050 --> 0:24:31.689 Dicey area man of town. 0:24:31.490 --> 0:24:34.200 You can't but the stratosphere you can't hard pass the 0:24:34.220 --> 0:24:36.320 strat sucks the strat sucks. 0:24:36.680 --> 0:24:37.800 Once you get in there you're okay. 0:24:40.150 --> 0:24:44.510 Marty, have you ever been to the stratosphere? Because it 0:24:44.570 --> 0:24:46.310 is a destination. You have to go out of your 0:24:46.350 --> 0:24:46.709 way to get there. 0:24:46.730 --> 0:24:47.550 Is there a restaurant at the top? 0:24:47.570 --> 0:24:48.210 At the top, yeah. 0:24:48.260 --> 0:24:49.910 And then there's the bungee jumping, and I think there's 0:24:49.970 --> 0:24:50.780 a roller coaster or something. 0:24:50.800 --> 0:24:52.240 I've probably been there 15 years ago. 0:24:52.400 --> 0:24:52.640 Right. 0:24:53.060 --> 0:24:53.620 At one time. 0:24:53.680 --> 0:24:55.400 And you're like, that's enough. Exactly. 0:24:55.520 --> 0:24:57.560 You walked a long way. 0:24:57.580 --> 0:24:58.180 Hey, Marty. 0:24:58.480 --> 0:24:59.600 If you guys, I did. 0:24:59.859 --> 0:25:01.119 Did you go to the El Cortez? 0:25:01.640 --> 0:25:02.200 I didn't know. 0:25:02.300 --> 0:25:03.899 What the hell is the El Cortez? 0:25:04.440 --> 0:25:05.660 I walked by the place you got married. 0:25:05.760 --> 0:25:06.220 I really did. 0:25:06.260 --> 0:25:07.200 Yeah. I walked right by it. 0:25:07.750 --> 0:25:10.530 Oh, that Chili's? Yeah. 0:25:10.770 --> 0:25:12.210 No, the second time. 0:25:12.869 --> 0:25:14.469 Oh. 0:25:14.830 --> 0:25:16.430 Not to be mean. 0:25:16.450 --> 0:25:19.929 That wasn't a mean thing to say. 0:25:19.950 --> 0:25:20.010 No. 0:25:20.690 --> 0:25:23.580 No, if you guys ever see me on that bungee 0:25:23.640 --> 0:25:26.510 ride at the top of the stratosphere. Get me down. 0:25:26.869 --> 0:25:27.750 Or don't. 0:25:27.950 --> 0:25:28.510 Let him go. 0:25:28.530 --> 0:25:35.240 Because there ain't no bungee involved. Buffalo! Let's go home 0:25:35.350 --> 0:25:36.190 and scream that. 0:25:36.330 --> 0:25:38.010 I didn't see Chris buy a ticket. 0:25:40.210 --> 0:25:40.830 Save that for some. 0:25:40.869 --> 0:25:45.050 You almost walked a pepper mill. Well, that's worth it. Yeah. 0:25:45.290 --> 0:25:45.530 Yeah. 0:25:45.609 --> 0:25:47.000 That's how far you get. I always argue. 0:25:47.040 --> 0:25:49.120 You should go to pepper mill and then walk back 0:25:49.180 --> 0:25:50.720 to your hotel. Walk it off. Right. 0:25:50.760 --> 0:25:52.780 Enjoy the nice Vegas air pancakes. 0:25:52.840 --> 0:25:53.220 Ain't joking. 0:25:53.300 --> 0:25:53.780 Exactly. 0:25:53.800 --> 0:25:56.270 That food. So, man, now I want to go to Vegas. 0:25:56.290 --> 0:25:58.250 We're only like two months away. Let's go to slots. 0:25:58.270 --> 0:25:58.690 So fun. 0:25:59.270 --> 0:25:59.410 Yeah. 0:26:00.100 --> 0:26:01.980 No, I'd already seen enough sadness that day. 0:26:03.220 --> 0:26:05.800 If you are following Zach Halverson on Twitter, Chad Abbott, 0:26:05.820 --> 0:26:09.969 he is giving constant Las Vegas construction updates. The F1 lights. 0:26:09.740 --> 0:26:10.330 Are going up. 0:26:10.400 --> 0:26:12.230 I know it's still two months away, but some of 0:26:12.270 --> 0:26:14.750 the lights on the strip for the F1 race have 0:26:14.770 --> 0:26:16.330 been installed, which is great. 0:26:16.350 --> 0:26:17.270 That's great progress. 0:26:17.350 --> 0:26:20.710 And this Vegas construction update, I believe, next segment will 0:26:20.770 --> 0:26:21.909 be brought to you by Radco. 0:26:21.930 --> 0:26:22.270 That's right. 0:26:22.490 --> 0:26:23.450 Today's not his. 0:26:23.390 --> 0:26:23.990 Birthday, is it? 0:26:24.660 --> 0:26:25.100 Halverson? 0:26:25.359 --> 0:26:26.280 No, he's a J6er. 0:26:26.300 --> 0:26:28.720 That's right. That's what it is. Because today is my 0:26:28.859 --> 0:26:32.400 good friend Andy's birthday. Happy birthday, Andy! 0:26:32.680 --> 0:26:35.850 How about the biggest birthday day of the Power Trip 0:26:35.890 --> 0:26:36.990 morning show is Monday. 0:26:37.490 --> 0:26:39.330 Because your son Alex turns what? 0:26:39.330 --> 0:26:39.530 32. 0:26:39.530 --> 0:26:43.109 My son turns 32. 0:26:43.109 --> 0:26:48.280 Bailey turns 21. Unbelievable. And Smittyoom turns what? 0:26:48.280 --> 0:26:48.639 44. 0:26:48.640 --> 0:26:51.020 My God, what a day for the Power Trip. Three 0:26:51.060 --> 0:26:54.359 birthdays in one. Alex, Bailey, and Smittyoom all on Monday. 0:26:54.910 --> 0:26:55.110 Yeah. 0:26:55.310 --> 0:26:55.930 My little boy. 0:26:56.010 --> 0:26:57.530 Yeah, Luke's is tomorrow. 0:26:58.050 --> 0:26:58.590 And we don't care. 0:26:59.990 --> 0:27:02.330 I care about Luke. I know. He's the one who 0:27:02.369 --> 0:27:03.030 has no nickname. 0:27:03.910 --> 0:27:05.409 That's just, no, that's Will Buckland. 0:27:05.470 --> 0:27:07.960 Yeah, Will Buckland's the one that went to medieval times 0:27:08.000 --> 0:27:08.760 with him and Dov. 0:27:08.820 --> 0:27:10.080 I still don't. 0:27:10.040 --> 0:27:10.960 Believe he does. 0:27:11.140 --> 0:27:13.480 It's a Tyler Durden situation. 0:27:14.020 --> 0:27:14.919 What is Luke's nickname? 0:27:15.440 --> 0:27:17.240 Puke. Pucus. Mucus. 0:27:17.440 --> 0:27:17.700 Lukey. 0:27:18.330 --> 0:27:19.270 We call him all kinds of things. 0:27:19.830 --> 0:27:21.950 His nickname is Luke, Lucas, Lukey. 0:27:22.890 --> 0:27:23.430 Do that again. 0:27:23.590 --> 0:27:26.149 Do exactly what you just said. But now all the 0:27:26.190 --> 0:27:30.649 rest of us imagine it coming from 20-month-old Lou Lambert. 0:27:30.690 --> 0:27:36.750 Go. Puke, Luke, Lucas, Mucus. See, they speak almost identically. Yeah. 0:27:36.790 --> 0:27:39.190 He has already caught you, and he's not even two 0:27:39.230 --> 0:27:39.500 years old. 0:27:39.510 --> 0:27:40.889 Sounds like he just walked into the living room and said, 0:27:40.910 --> 0:27:43.950 everybody's sitting there. Luke, Lucas, Lukey. 0:27:44.369 --> 0:27:44.629 Sorry. 0:27:44.650 --> 0:27:45.070 Yeah. 0:27:45.170 --> 0:27:45.510 Yeah. 0:27:48.190 --> 0:27:51.730 Yep, I mean, Luke. Yeah, Luke Wales. 0:27:51.869 --> 0:27:52.050 Luke. 0:27:52.330 --> 0:27:53.250 Happy birthday, Lucas. 0:27:53.930 --> 0:27:56.970 Happy birthday, Lucas. And whose birthday is it on Monday? 0:27:57.330 --> 0:27:59.649 Smitty Ooms. Ski Club Pat. Ski Club Pat. 0:27:59.710 --> 0:28:01.330 And somebody else has a birthday next week, too. 0:28:03.950 --> 0:28:06.970 Who's getting older? Me. I'm old. 0:28:07.050 --> 0:28:07.390 I'm old. 0:28:07.770 --> 0:28:08.690 How old are you next week? 44. 0:28:08.690 --> 0:28:09.950 Jesus! 0:28:10.950 --> 0:28:11.210 Wow. 0:28:11.580 --> 0:28:12.280 And also with you. 0:28:12.340 --> 0:28:12.490 Oops. 0:28:14.050 --> 0:28:15.949 Everybody else here is older than you, so you're the 0:28:15.990 --> 0:28:16.570 young one in the group. 0:28:16.590 --> 0:28:18.080 Something bad's got to happen to you this weekend or 0:28:18.119 --> 0:28:19.160 I lose a sizable bet. 0:28:19.680 --> 0:28:23.300 Oh, don't say that. Why do you guys want me dead? 0:28:23.340 --> 0:28:24.100 I don't want it. 0:28:24.220 --> 0:28:25.440 No, he just wants to win the bet. 0:28:25.560 --> 0:28:26.939 I needed the action. 0:28:26.960 --> 0:28:28.320 Because you need casino money. 0:28:28.340 --> 0:28:32.910 Bingo. Hey, if you get run over by a buffalo 0:28:32.970 --> 0:28:33.330 this weekend. 0:28:33.369 --> 0:28:34.530 Yeah, you win a lot of cash. 0:28:34.570 --> 0:28:35.129 That's a sign. 0:28:35.150 --> 0:28:37.209 If it happens, we're going. 0:28:37.250 --> 0:28:38.070 Three coins. 0:28:38.210 --> 0:28:38.760 Three coins. 0:28:39.040 --> 0:28:41.040 Sorry, Sauce, but we'll be right back. 0:28:41.100 --> 0:28:42.440 We're skipping the funeral. 0:28:42.920 --> 0:28:45.060 We'll call 911 on our way to the casino. 0:28:45.140 --> 0:28:47.580 Vikings News is next. 0:28:47.420 --> 0:28:50.870 After this power trip morning show on The Fin. 0:28:51.220 --> 0:28:53.810 From the 1-800-ASK-GARY Traffic Center. 0:28:54.070 --> 0:28:56.870 This report is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning. 0:29:04.080 --> 0:29:07.120 All right, 743, here we are. Patrick Morin Show, heading 0:29:07.160 --> 0:29:13.100 towards the big game. The biggin'. The finals in the tournament. 0:29:13.100 --> 0:29:13.850 700,000 people here to watch. 0:29:14.120 --> 0:29:14.720 It's exciting. 0:29:15.220 --> 0:29:18.630 Because there's some exciting people coming in. To get this. 0:29:19.190 --> 0:29:19.430 Yeah. 0:29:19.510 --> 0:29:21.790 It's like a runway of. 0:29:22.590 --> 0:29:23.130 Enthusiasm? 0:29:23.170 --> 0:29:23.670 Enthusiasm. 0:29:24.010 --> 0:29:27.120 Yeah, if you could have hand-picked... Yep. Any three from 0:29:27.160 --> 0:29:27.700 this field. 0:29:28.000 --> 0:29:28.510 This would have been it. 0:29:28.700 --> 0:29:31.000 Everybody would definitely pick two guys off the street and 0:29:31.040 --> 0:29:31.660 one of our bosses. 0:29:31.680 --> 0:29:32.060 That's right. 0:29:32.140 --> 0:29:34.130 I mean, I would have for sure picked Sweaterberg. 0:29:34.470 --> 0:29:36.010 Sure, because you think he's the most handsome in the 0:29:36.030 --> 0:29:36.610 entire group. 0:29:36.730 --> 0:29:37.210 You are correct. 0:29:37.310 --> 0:29:40.050 I'm just angry because two of the people in the finals... 0:29:40.040 --> 0:29:42.930 have played a total of about three times. I've played 0:29:42.970 --> 0:29:45.990 about 10,000 times, and they both whooped me. 0:29:46.190 --> 0:29:49.880 And Glenn and Swedberg were both wild cards, right? They 0:29:49.900 --> 0:29:52.420 got lucky and got on the wheel. If that wheel 0:29:52.520 --> 0:29:56.860 spins differently... No, Rick clearly earned his way to the finals, 0:29:56.900 --> 0:29:58.160 but the other two had to get lucky. 0:29:58.180 --> 0:30:00.740 They got lucky, but they earned their spot on the wheel. 0:30:00.760 --> 0:30:02.460 They earned their spot in the finals, and they earned 0:30:02.480 --> 0:30:03.750 their spot on the wheel, for sure. 0:30:04.650 --> 0:30:08.400 I do think it's Rick's to lose, but... Who knows? 0:30:08.420 --> 0:30:10.070 It would be a minor upset, I think, if the 0:30:10.110 --> 0:30:11.570 other two get him, but we'll see. 0:30:11.770 --> 0:30:12.150 That's right. 0:30:12.450 --> 0:30:13.070 Takes one list. 0:30:13.110 --> 0:30:15.590 Do the regulars start playing again next week? 0:30:15.650 --> 0:30:16.310 Next Friday. 0:30:16.350 --> 0:30:17.030 You guys are back. 0:30:17.970 --> 0:30:18.740 Are you ready? 0:30:18.960 --> 0:30:19.140 Yeah. 0:30:20.060 --> 0:30:20.260 Yeah. Yeah. 0:30:23.580 --> 0:30:30.100 You know what's getting to be cooler and cooler is 0:30:30.560 --> 0:30:33.580 the access we're getting to our starting quarterback. We're getting 0:30:33.600 --> 0:30:34.980 to know him a little bit better, ladies and gentlemen. 0:30:35.300 --> 0:30:38.000 In case you'd like to hear some audio from our quarterback, 0:30:38.320 --> 0:30:40.380 Kyler Murray, I've got some for you right here. We're 0:30:40.400 --> 0:30:42.100 going to start with this one where he talks about 0:30:42.140 --> 0:30:45.780 how he just cannot wait to get on the field someday. Kyler, 0:30:45.990 --> 0:30:48.000 please start talking whenever your computer's ready. 0:30:48.040 --> 0:30:49.500 Honestly, just taking it one day at a time, though. 0:30:50.300 --> 0:30:51.960 Out of my, I don't know how many years I've 0:30:51.980 --> 0:30:53.920 played football, this has got to be right up there 0:30:53.960 --> 0:30:56.640 for the most anticipated. I can't tell you how excited 0:30:56.680 --> 0:30:58.140 and ready I am to just be on the field again. 0:30:58.180 --> 0:31:00.080 Like I said, I haven't played since October, so it's 0:31:00.100 --> 0:31:02.020 been a long time for me, but at the same time, 0:31:02.040 --> 0:31:03.920 being even-keeled like I always am and just keeping the 0:31:03.960 --> 0:31:05.260 main thing the main thing, taking it one day at 0:31:05.280 --> 0:31:07.370 a time until we get to Sunday, and trying to 0:31:07.400 --> 0:31:09.190 put the best product out there on the field for 0:31:09.210 --> 0:31:09.430 the team. 0:31:09.740 --> 0:31:10.850 It's going to take a while for me to realize 0:31:10.890 --> 0:31:12.170 that's his voice. I just can't. 0:31:12.310 --> 0:31:13.710 I don't know if I'm ever going to get over it. 0:31:14.150 --> 0:31:16.850 I think every time you've played a soundbite from him, 0:31:17.250 --> 0:31:18.010 I don't think I've. 0:31:17.870 --> 0:31:19.469 Listened to a word that he said because I'm so 0:31:19.510 --> 0:31:20.610 distracted by his voice. 0:31:20.630 --> 0:31:20.890 Yeah. 0:31:21.230 --> 0:31:21.390 Yeah. 0:31:21.890 --> 0:31:23.590 Because it just doesn't sound like it's coming out of 0:31:23.630 --> 0:31:24.130 that face. 0:31:24.150 --> 0:31:24.430 I know. 0:31:24.670 --> 0:31:24.910 I know. 0:31:25.150 --> 0:31:26.840 It sounds like it's coming out of the face of 0:31:27.130 --> 0:31:29.760 Andre the Giant or Roman Reigns or something. But it's 0:31:29.780 --> 0:31:31.840 this little Kyler Murray. I shouldn't say little. He's like 0:31:31.860 --> 0:31:35.040 the exact height as me. He's like 5'10, 5'11. 0:31:35.060 --> 0:31:37.540 He towers over Chris Hawkey. Towers over Chris. 0:31:37.620 --> 0:31:38.380 Well, everybody does. 0:31:38.500 --> 0:31:38.780 Yeah. 0:31:39.370 --> 0:31:43.200 But here he is, a guy who does tower over everybody. 0:31:43.440 --> 0:31:46.040 It's his head coach, Kevin O'Connell. Here, Kyler talks about 0:31:46.080 --> 0:31:48.370 playing for KO. Kyler, anytime you're ready. 0:31:49.470 --> 0:31:50.770 I think, you know, he is who he is for 0:31:50.790 --> 0:31:52.630 a reason. His offense has had the success that it's 0:31:52.650 --> 0:31:54.470 had for a reason. I'm the guy that's got to 0:31:54.490 --> 0:31:55.910 run the ship, you know. We have a lot of 0:31:55.950 --> 0:32:00.200 great playmakers, great O-line, great running backs. Supporting Cass is great. So, again, 0:32:00.220 --> 0:32:01.680 I just got to go out there and do my job. 0:32:01.820 --> 0:32:02.660 That's it. Throw the ball. 0:32:02.760 --> 0:32:04.740 Somebody said this on Twitter a couple months ago, but 0:32:04.800 --> 0:32:07.000 he does have a little touch of Danny McBride to him. 0:32:07.240 --> 0:32:07.480 Yeah. 0:32:07.840 --> 0:32:08.380 Sounds like. 0:32:08.400 --> 0:32:10.300 I don't remember. 0:32:10.320 --> 0:32:12.380 I think it was a Twitter person that said that. 0:32:12.460 --> 0:32:14.490 And I think they're right. It's got a little. 0:32:14.510 --> 0:32:16.430 I think it was Smitty O. He's spouting it out 0:32:16.470 --> 0:32:19.230 to him. Who was he talking about? 0:32:19.270 --> 0:32:20.630 Didn't hear a word he just said. Yeah, I don't know. 0:32:20.810 --> 0:32:22.870 He was talking about KO. What happened to the C? 0:32:23.430 --> 0:32:23.630 What? 0:32:23.830 --> 0:32:24.210 KO. 0:32:24.610 --> 0:32:28.229 He is not... Kevin, his middle name's not O. 0:32:28.590 --> 0:32:31.060 Sure, but I still think K.O.C. 's a cooler nickname 0:32:31.080 --> 0:32:31.620 than K.O. 0:32:33.560 --> 0:32:37.780 He prefers K.O., but again, like every nickname in the 0:32:37.820 --> 0:32:39.680 history of the Earth, you don't get to decide your 0:32:39.720 --> 0:32:41.720 own nickname. It's what everybody else wants to call you. 0:32:41.780 --> 0:32:44.120 So his players, if you listen to his players, all 0:32:44.160 --> 0:32:46.140 the players call him K.O. A lot of the rubes 0:32:46.180 --> 0:32:47.820 and a lot of the media people call him K.O.C. 0:32:47.900 --> 0:32:50.420 I think K.O.C. 's so much cooler. The name is 0:32:50.460 --> 0:32:51.010 so much better. 0:32:51.030 --> 0:32:51.440 If he likes K.O., wow. 0:32:54.230 --> 0:32:56.870 You know I did, and it has stock. 0:32:57.110 --> 0:32:58.310 Sweet stuff. 0:32:58.690 --> 0:33:00.250 Yeah, I don't feel like that one's caught on. 0:33:00.310 --> 0:33:00.630 No. 0:33:01.010 --> 0:33:01.610 I like KOC better. 0:33:01.630 --> 0:33:03.500 I'm going to keep saying it until it catches on. 0:33:04.200 --> 0:33:06.200 Right, Mike? KO or KOC? 0:33:06.220 --> 0:33:08.140 I'm fine either way. 0:33:08.300 --> 0:33:09.680 He keeps thinking KFC. 0:33:09.720 --> 0:33:12.810 He gets distracted. Yep, that's me. All I think about 0:33:12.870 --> 0:33:13.290 is food. 0:33:13.330 --> 0:33:14.410 You guys nailed me. 0:33:15.660 --> 0:33:16.600 Don't get like that. 0:33:16.700 --> 0:33:19.170 It's Monday morning. What was it? Saturday all over again 0:33:19.190 --> 0:33:20.470 where you just won't play along with the bed and 0:33:20.510 --> 0:33:21.210 you're mean. 0:33:21.270 --> 0:33:22.930 That barbecue out there is outstanding. 0:33:22.970 --> 0:33:23.490 It's so good. 0:33:23.510 --> 0:33:28.210 Yeah, it's so good. It's so good. 0:33:28.370 --> 0:33:29.350 Keep eating. That shirt will fit. 0:33:29.790 --> 0:33:34.440 What are you doing later today? 0:33:35.220 --> 0:33:36.590 Playing golf. Wouldn't have guessed. 0:33:36.880 --> 0:33:39.010 What are you doing later today? 0:33:39.290 --> 0:33:40.050 Being mean? 0:33:40.850 --> 0:33:41.150 Maybe. 0:33:41.530 --> 0:33:41.890 Probably. 0:33:42.030 --> 0:33:44.570 Actually, not today. Today I'm taking the day off after nine. 0:33:44.590 --> 0:33:47.890 Oh, well, that's kind of you. You're welcome. 0:33:48.050 --> 0:33:49.030 Who are you playing with today? 0:33:49.350 --> 0:33:54.010 A couple of Rude buddies that won an auction. Oh, okay. Yeah, 0:33:54.110 --> 0:33:56.430 I do know their names. They are? 0:33:56.750 --> 0:34:00.990 Wayne and Steve. Wayne and Steve and I are playing 0:34:01.010 --> 0:34:01.450 golf today. 0:34:02.000 --> 0:34:04.300 They just texted, so it looks like Todd is going 0:34:04.320 --> 0:34:04.719 to join them. 0:34:04.830 --> 0:34:06.950 Oh, perfect. Can't wait to golf with a Todd. 0:34:07.290 --> 0:34:07.430 Yep. 0:34:08.130 --> 0:34:10.009 How much did this group pay to golf with you? 0:34:11.489 --> 0:34:12.530 I think over a grand. 0:34:13.010 --> 0:34:13.690 My God. 0:34:13.770 --> 0:34:15.109 It's like a dollar an hour. 0:34:15.130 --> 0:34:16.130 Yeah, man, it's cool. 0:34:17.230 --> 0:34:17.569 It's cool. 0:34:17.630 --> 0:34:18.690 I'd have to hear which charity. 0:34:18.710 --> 0:34:19.970 Wow. 0:34:20.450 --> 0:34:21.190 That's a lot of money. 0:34:21.210 --> 0:34:22.370 Yeah, it is. 0:34:22.430 --> 0:34:23.150 It's totally worth it. 0:34:23.170 --> 0:34:23.589 Great job. 0:34:23.690 --> 0:34:24.069 Thanks, Mark. 0:34:24.110 --> 0:34:25.050 I would have paid more. 0:34:25.280 --> 0:34:27.460 I will not be participating as there is no evidence 0:34:27.500 --> 0:34:28.339 that charity works. 0:34:30.830 --> 0:34:33.239 What's your name? Mark Parrish? Yes. Who is the quarterback 0:34:33.840 --> 0:34:34.610 of the Green Bay Packers? 0:34:36.960 --> 0:34:37.600 Jordan Love? 0:34:37.760 --> 0:34:40.759 You did it! Jordan Love, ladies and gentlemen, talking about 0:34:41.020 --> 0:34:41.540 playing football. 0:34:41.780 --> 0:34:44.390 Just understanding protections, how to protect myself, how to make 0:34:44.430 --> 0:34:46.569 certain calls, be able to pick stuff up, knowing when 0:34:46.610 --> 0:34:48.149 I'm hot and how to get the ball in my hands. 0:34:48.530 --> 0:34:50.930 So I'm always trying to avoid the negative plays, which is, 0:34:50.950 --> 0:34:53.390 you know, sacks, maybe not seeing a blitz and get 0:34:53.410 --> 0:34:55.190 hit in the back. So things like that. So I 0:34:55.210 --> 0:34:56.910 think that's where I've elevated my game the most. And, 0:34:57.110 --> 0:34:59.009 you know, since I got here, that's where I've put 0:34:59.050 --> 0:35:00.460 the most time. And I feel like just trying to 0:35:00.480 --> 0:35:01.420 understand this stuff. 0:35:01.900 --> 0:35:04.880 Yeah. Again, he sounds nothing like he looks either. I 0:35:04.890 --> 0:35:07.400 had no idea that was him. Jordan Love, your thoughts. 0:35:07.760 --> 0:35:08.600 Meet us, Paul Lambert. 0:35:08.960 --> 0:35:10.200 He's very good. 0:35:10.219 --> 0:35:14.140 He's... He's proven to be really good because he plays 0:35:14.180 --> 0:35:17.100 with a bunch of no-name wide receivers. Christian Watson is 0:35:17.260 --> 0:35:21.160 also good, but he's injured a lot. But they are 0:35:21.200 --> 0:35:23.810 a completely different team when they have Micah Parsons on it. 0:35:24.280 --> 0:35:27.640 Everybody has used this all week. This is the best 0:35:27.700 --> 0:35:30.750 time to play the Packers. Their offensive line, as somebody 0:35:30.790 --> 0:35:33.470 who's running the cameras, who's a huge Packer fan said earlier, 0:35:33.950 --> 0:35:35.810 they're average and they're banged up. 0:35:36.150 --> 0:35:36.330 So. 0:35:37.370 --> 0:35:40.970 We go back to the Packers desk, the less cookies monster, Brett. 0:35:42.900 --> 0:35:44.759 What do you think of your Green Bay Packers and 0:35:44.780 --> 0:35:45.320 your quarterback? 0:35:45.739 --> 0:35:49.200 I mean, I really like the offense to me is 0:35:49.260 --> 0:35:52.100 not going to be as in Josh Jacobs being out 0:35:52.540 --> 0:35:54.790 the running game. All you need is for it to 0:35:54.810 --> 0:35:56.850 be a change up. All the receiving weapons are there 0:35:56.910 --> 0:35:59.350 for love. And I've obviously been really high on Jordan 0:35:59.390 --> 0:36:02.110 Love his entire time. The defense will be a problem. 0:36:02.350 --> 0:36:05.530 Cornerbacks are an issue and unproven or and or bad. 0:36:06.780 --> 0:36:09.439 So if they can get any pass rush or just 0:36:09.560 --> 0:36:12.660 any pressure at all, that would be great. But I 0:36:12.719 --> 0:36:15.000 still think it's going to be a pretty close game, 0:36:15.020 --> 0:36:16.239 a butt squeezer the whole way. 0:36:16.280 --> 0:36:16.520 Jesus. 0:36:16.960 --> 0:36:18.140 Butt squeezing? 0:36:18.260 --> 0:36:19.500 He's saying that for Hawk. 0:36:19.900 --> 0:36:21.160 Brent, you're being technical again. 0:36:21.180 --> 0:36:24.360 Sorry. He's saying that for Hawk. 0:36:25.160 --> 0:36:25.510 Thank you. 0:36:25.680 --> 0:36:27.549 Now I want Big Voice Guy and Senator to go like, 0:36:27.750 --> 0:36:31.310 it's the season opener, a butt squeezer here on the fan. 0:36:31.330 --> 0:36:33.630 Butt squeezer. That guy's got an awesome voice. 0:36:33.650 --> 0:36:34.610 What's that guy's name? 0:36:34.790 --> 0:36:38.410 No, not Alan Roach. The R guy. The big voice guy, 0:36:38.469 --> 0:36:39.009 radio guy. 0:36:39.050 --> 0:36:39.730 What's that guy's name? 0:36:40.250 --> 0:36:40.730 Diego? 0:36:40.750 --> 0:36:43.049 I think Zacco doesn't know. 0:36:43.270 --> 0:36:45.510 Oh, does that guy not do it anymore? 0:36:46.090 --> 0:36:47.750 What's that guy's name? 0:36:47.810 --> 0:36:49.649 He might not even be with us anymore, I don't think. 0:36:49.910 --> 0:36:50.489 What's his name? 0:36:50.610 --> 0:36:52.570 His name is Carrie Underwood. 0:36:55.030 --> 0:36:56.950 I did watch that Limp Bizkit clip that you were 0:36:56.969 --> 0:36:57.750 talking about the other day. 0:36:58.910 --> 0:37:00.450 I mean, honestly, can you believe it? 0:37:00.450 --> 0:37:01.280 And the voice. 0:37:01.360 --> 0:37:05.600 You know what's crazy? The camera that I saw, it 0:37:05.640 --> 0:37:07.820 was all on her. I couldn't tell if the crowd 0:37:07.880 --> 0:37:09.839 was into it or not because there weren't a lot 0:37:09.880 --> 0:37:13.360 of crowd shots. Like, does her fan base go like, yeah, 0:37:13.380 --> 0:37:14.760 I want more Limp Bizkit songs? 0:37:14.800 --> 0:37:17.180 I couldn't tell. I wanted it. I thought she did great. 0:37:17.680 --> 0:37:18.540 It was a good cover, huh? 0:37:18.719 --> 0:37:20.080 Sounded great. Well said. 0:37:20.480 --> 0:37:21.180 Seems to care. 0:37:21.300 --> 0:37:21.819 Said that well. 0:37:23.680 --> 0:37:25.080 More Limp Bizkit covers, please. 0:37:25.100 --> 0:37:25.920 In 2026. 0:37:25.920 --> 0:37:26.020 Yeah. 0:37:28.070 --> 0:37:28.930 They're having a resurgence. 0:37:28.950 --> 0:37:30.460 Would you go see a show if they played in 0:37:30.480 --> 0:37:31.040 the Twin Cities? 0:37:32.000 --> 0:37:32.940 Like where? 0:37:33.760 --> 0:37:36.640 What if they played the outdoor amphitheater in Shakopee? 0:37:36.660 --> 0:37:37.980 How about the Hildy right by your house? 0:37:38.140 --> 0:37:40.239 Yeah, what if they played the Hildy in Plymouth? 0:37:40.520 --> 0:37:40.900 Would you go? 0:37:41.160 --> 0:37:41.759 Yeah, for sure. 0:37:41.900 --> 0:37:43.799 I hope they play that old folks home. That's even 0:37:43.820 --> 0:37:45.520 closer and I can waddle over there. 0:37:45.540 --> 0:37:48.180 I would go if they played the out. 0:37:48.219 --> 0:37:51.609 Yeah, if they played and they got to play their hits. 0:37:51.650 --> 0:37:53.430 Of course they're going to play their hits. No one 0:37:53.450 --> 0:37:55.130 wants their new garbage. 0:37:55.250 --> 0:37:57.069 If you do go to a concert at the old 0:37:57.110 --> 0:37:59.009 folks home, be careful because they might not let you leave. 0:37:59.050 --> 0:38:02.430 They may think you're trying to escape. That old folks. 0:38:04.640 --> 0:38:04.940 What? 0:38:05.180 --> 0:38:08.759 Like, imagine Nookie at an old folks' home. That's what 0:38:08.800 --> 0:38:10.879 I think about all the time. The song and not 0:38:10.900 --> 0:38:12.900 the act. Yeah, man, let's go. Yeah, that talk scream. 0:38:14.100 --> 0:38:16.890 You know what I say. No, don't say it. All right, whatever. 0:38:17.030 --> 0:38:18.770 Do you think Roland by Limp Bizkit should be the 0:38:18.810 --> 0:38:20.930 new national anthem of the United States of America? 0:38:20.950 --> 0:38:21.029 Yeah. 0:38:22.510 --> 0:38:24.410 Oh, I was going to say no. I think that's 0:38:24.450 --> 0:38:25.150 a terrible idea. 0:38:25.430 --> 0:38:25.730 Whatever. 0:38:25.790 --> 0:38:26.470 You do you. 0:38:26.650 --> 0:38:26.850 What? 0:38:27.310 --> 0:38:27.529 Huh? 0:38:27.690 --> 0:38:28.130 How do you? 0:38:28.489 --> 0:38:28.969 Sorry, Diddy. 0:38:29.270 --> 0:38:31.770 Ladies and gentlemen, the game Sunday at US Bank Stadium 0:38:31.830 --> 0:38:33.060 is a 325 start. Our pregame starts at. 0:38:34.820 --> 0:38:36.089 Uh, uh, one 30. 0:38:36.090 --> 0:38:37.219 Thank you. What time are we on? 0:38:37.660 --> 0:38:39.140 Two 15, daddy. There you go, brother. 0:38:39.600 --> 0:38:42.739 Um, CBS locally Fubo. If you're a streamer and of 0:38:42.800 --> 0:38:45.360 course you're going to want to listen to our broadcast 0:38:45.380 --> 0:38:49.080 team right here on the fan and the Vikings audio network. 0:38:49.660 --> 0:38:50.040 Can't wait. 0:38:50.100 --> 0:38:53.320 Looking forward to it. If there's one person in particular, 0:38:53.600 --> 0:38:55.960 you're excited, even not even like a, just because you 0:38:56.000 --> 0:38:58.739 care about the winning or the losing one player. You're 0:38:58.780 --> 0:39:00.960 most excited to see playing a game where it matters 0:39:01.000 --> 0:39:03.160 this year. Mark Paris, you go first. Tell me that player. 0:39:04.430 --> 0:39:06.230 I got to be honest with you. 0:39:06.250 --> 0:39:07.870 I'm really excited to see Harrison Smith back. 0:39:08.010 --> 0:39:09.930 Yeah, that's cool. See if he's got his wind and 0:39:09.950 --> 0:39:10.550 he's out there. 0:39:10.430 --> 0:39:10.890 The entire time. 0:39:10.930 --> 0:39:11.509 Right, right, right. 0:39:11.590 --> 0:39:12.729 I'm always rooting for the older guys. 0:39:12.950 --> 0:39:13.570 Absolutely. Marzi? 0:39:15.350 --> 0:39:18.710 I hate to be cliche, but without a doubt, it's 0:39:18.770 --> 0:39:24.629 Kyler Murray. Yeah, because for all of the reasons, and 0:39:25.050 --> 0:39:27.410 that might not be the player I say all season long, 0:39:27.450 --> 0:39:29.690 but it is for sure the player I'm saying in 0:39:29.730 --> 0:39:32.489 game one. one and probably games two and three, four 0:39:32.530 --> 0:39:33.280 and five as well. 0:39:33.910 --> 0:39:35.290 Mets us, you can't choose one of those two. You 0:39:35.310 --> 0:39:36.110 got to choose somebody else. 0:39:36.430 --> 0:39:37.130 Dallas Turner. 0:39:37.330 --> 0:39:37.489 Yeah. 0:39:37.610 --> 0:39:40.250 I want to see if, you know, they traded Grenard 0:39:40.270 --> 0:39:41.850 away for a reason. I want to see if he 0:39:41.870 --> 0:39:43.489 can live up to the hype, and I think he can. 0:39:43.730 --> 0:39:44.350 Your turn, Corey. 0:39:44.650 --> 0:39:46.089 And I can't pick anybody that's been picked? 0:39:46.110 --> 0:39:46.450 That's right. 0:39:46.489 --> 0:39:47.129 Can I have two? 0:39:47.610 --> 0:39:47.990 Certainly. 0:39:48.350 --> 0:39:52.900 Kyle Murphy and Jeff Golday. Are you excited to see 0:39:52.940 --> 0:39:54.259 all the upgrades the Panthers have made? 0:39:54.280 --> 0:39:57.379 You can't help yourself. No, the answer is Murray. What 0:39:57.420 --> 0:39:59.940 excites you about the Carolina Panthers this season? All the 0:39:59.960 --> 0:40:00.380 new additions. 0:40:00.400 --> 0:40:01.279 Why do you guys like this? 0:40:01.880 --> 0:40:03.470 Like? I didn't even hear that bit, and I still 0:40:03.489 --> 0:40:05.260 love it. I wasn't listening during that part. 0:40:05.840 --> 0:40:08.529 The Vikings have no starters on the injury report. How 0:40:08.550 --> 0:40:13.270 about that? Jacob Thomas, both on the injury report, the safeties. 0:40:13.690 --> 0:40:15.569 But we got Harrison Smith now, right? So there you go. 0:40:15.650 --> 0:40:17.050 But our depth is a little thin. 0:40:17.070 --> 0:40:21.190 And Caleb Tiernan. as the offensive lineman, he's limited as well. 0:40:21.530 --> 0:40:22.950 But that's not the same for the Packers. 0:40:23.010 --> 0:40:27.150 I have not been following the Tiernan training camp or preseason. 0:40:27.190 --> 0:40:28.630 Is he right tackle or left tackle? 0:40:28.750 --> 0:40:30.819 He's, what do you call it when they play both? 0:40:30.890 --> 0:40:31.680 Swing? Yes. 0:40:31.780 --> 0:40:34.680 So he's, is he the top backup for either? 0:40:34.880 --> 0:40:36.180 I believe that was going to be the case. 0:40:36.200 --> 0:40:36.779 Is that? 0:40:36.960 --> 0:40:38.239 Okay. That's a big deal. 0:40:38.500 --> 0:40:39.080 I think that's right. 0:40:39.800 --> 0:40:42.270 Um, Well, our guy Brian O'Neill is not getting hurt. 0:40:42.410 --> 0:40:44.490 Darryl sounds like 50-50, but we'll see. 0:40:44.550 --> 0:40:44.890 No, he's 100%, man. 0:40:44.930 --> 0:40:46.410 He's smiling. He's ready. 0:40:46.430 --> 0:40:48.310 Hopefully. Let's keep him healthy all year. 0:40:48.530 --> 0:40:49.490 Not the same for the Packers. 0:40:49.530 --> 0:40:49.810 By the way. 0:40:49.830 --> 0:40:52.589 We've got one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight 0:40:52.670 --> 0:40:55.760 players on the injured list for your Green Bay Packers. 0:40:56.180 --> 0:40:59.540 And three of them, I think, are starting offensive linemen. 0:41:00.000 --> 0:41:02.900 Do you guys remember when former Packers running back Najee 0:41:02.940 --> 0:41:06.239 Davenport took a dump in a girl's laundry basket in 0:41:06.280 --> 0:41:06.800 a closet? 0:41:07.530 --> 0:41:08.089 I wasn't there. 0:41:08.110 --> 0:41:10.690 Yeah, I remember that. 0:41:10.710 --> 0:41:13.540 That was 20 years ago. Yeah, that's Hawk's dad's favorite 0:41:13.560 --> 0:41:17.290 college football story. It is? Yeah. 0:41:17.310 --> 0:41:17.380 Yep. 0:41:18.880 --> 0:41:21.420 That's an odd thing. I thought maybe you'd mentioned Dwight 0:41:21.660 --> 0:41:23.379 and not my dad specifically. Dwight. 0:41:23.780 --> 0:41:25.020 Dwight Hawk. 0:41:25.040 --> 0:41:25.759 Thank you very much. 0:41:25.780 --> 0:41:27.509 I'm almost positive I have that right. I think it 0:41:27.530 --> 0:41:30.210 was in a laundry basket in a girl's closet. Yeah, 0:41:30.250 --> 0:41:30.910 I think you are correct. 0:41:30.930 --> 0:41:31.270 You got to go. 0:41:31.290 --> 0:41:32.009 You got to go. 0:41:32.170 --> 0:41:34.089 I would Google it to see if you're correct, but 0:41:34.390 --> 0:41:35.049 I also don't. 0:41:35.330 --> 0:41:40.110 It'll take you to DwightHawkey.com. It's been the lead story 0:41:40.150 --> 0:41:41.590 for two decades. 0:41:41.910 --> 0:41:44.910 That is bookmarked for me, so I'll just check that. 0:41:45.410 --> 0:41:48.650 For people who know body stuff, what is an oblique? 0:41:49.630 --> 0:41:50.290 Stomach muscle. 0:41:50.330 --> 0:41:51.210 Yeah, on your sides. 0:41:51.590 --> 0:41:52.050 Tua. 0:41:52.610 --> 0:41:53.030 Tua. 0:41:53.650 --> 0:41:55.390 Has an oblique injury. 0:41:55.880 --> 0:41:58.930 And those, yeah, anything to the abs or anything to 0:41:59.090 --> 0:42:01.420 the stomach like that, that hurts like hell. 0:42:01.460 --> 0:42:04.040 You can't do anything. Are they going to start Cooper Rush? 0:42:04.060 --> 0:42:06.040 That's what it looks like right now. Yeah. Looks like 0:42:06.239 --> 0:42:08.299 he will be a starter in Atlanta. I just bring 0:42:08.340 --> 0:42:10.580 that up because at some point you've got to be, 0:42:10.680 --> 0:42:12.100 if you're Tua, and just look up at the sky 0:42:12.120 --> 0:42:13.160 and say, okay, I get it. 0:42:13.340 --> 0:42:13.540 Yeah. 0:42:14.340 --> 0:42:17.640 You're getting paid like 70 million from the dolphins. Just 0:42:17.719 --> 0:42:18.660 go home, man. 0:42:18.960 --> 0:42:21.819 It's just, it's especially, I can't even talk about this 0:42:21.860 --> 0:42:23.990 off air earlier. Like as a guy with, that's dealing 0:42:24.010 --> 0:42:25.969 with concussions for the rest of his life, walk away, man. 0:42:26.030 --> 0:42:26.210 Right. 0:42:26.250 --> 0:42:29.029 Like there's just so much more life, right? So much 0:42:29.090 --> 0:42:30.710 more life that you want to, you know, be able 0:42:30.750 --> 0:42:32.130 to concentrate. 0:42:31.630 --> 0:42:34.410 On with Wayne and Todd and Steve. 0:42:34.510 --> 0:42:34.690 Yeah. 0:42:35.410 --> 0:42:37.529 Lots of life to live. If Parrish goes, he pays 0:42:37.590 --> 0:42:39.090 for it. That's right. Jackpot. 0:42:39.130 --> 0:42:41.609 That's right. Um, you guys, uh, we watched the game 0:42:41.630 --> 0:42:42.190 last night, right? 0:42:42.350 --> 0:42:43.049 How about that? 0:42:43.130 --> 0:42:45.110 When that tight end went down head first and he 0:42:45.150 --> 0:42:46.350 got up and you could tell he didn't. 0:42:46.210 --> 0:42:46.569 Know his name. 0:42:46.670 --> 0:42:47.270 Oh yeah. 0:42:47.350 --> 0:42:49.549 And I'm like screaming at the TV. I'm like, somebody 0:42:49.570 --> 0:42:50.779 get him out of there. Somebody saw that, right? 0:42:50.910 --> 0:42:51.549 Somebody saw that, right? 0:42:51.660 --> 0:42:53.560 Somebody, they took him over the blue tent. And as 0:42:53.580 --> 0:42:55.419 he's walking the blue tent, you can see he's not there. 0:42:55.620 --> 0:42:58.540 Oh yeah. I, I, I know that wobble. Well, yeah. 0:42:58.560 --> 0:42:59.440 And I was like, oh, he's out. 0:42:59.820 --> 0:43:00.000 Yeah. 0:43:00.540 --> 0:43:02.319 He may not know what country he's in. 0:43:02.510 --> 0:43:03.350 Yep, scary stuff. 0:43:03.690 --> 0:43:05.350 All right, Fan 5, when we come back, and then 0:43:05.350 --> 0:43:08.850 20 minutes from now, the initials invitational championship game, and 0:43:08.969 --> 0:43:12.310 one of you gets a crack at $ 124, 000 with the St. 0:43:12.370 --> 0:43:15.279 Paul Federal Credit Union initials jackpot. 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