Speaker 1: Kd w B.
Speaker 2: Well heavy Monday. It's kd w B the Vikings one.
Speaker 2: This this shows you the Packers play tonight. I know
Speaker 2: that this is.
Speaker 3: This is what I've done on Sunday. I don't watch
Speaker 3: football on Sunday anymore. And you know what it's done
Speaker 3: for me. It's freed up my Sunday. So now I've
Speaker 3: got Sundays free. You had to if you're a Vikings fan.
Speaker 2: You had a terrible day yesterday because they lost to Baltimore.
Speaker 2: I didn't care because I was doing other things, napping,
Speaker 2: I was I didn't take a nap. The girls were
Speaker 2: over yesterday, so the girls came over. We made pottery.
Speaker 2: We played a new game, a game called Hurry Up
Speaker 2: Chicken Butt, which is on my radar this week. Give
Speaker 2: a heard of Hurry Up Chicken Button.
Speaker 4: They make anything.
Speaker 2: Order it on Amazon. You gotta one was three, one
Speaker 2: is five and they loved Hurry Up Chicken Butt, so
Speaker 2: ordered that.
Speaker 4: Don't you watch a lot of college football.
Speaker 2: The Gophers were off this past weekend, so I don't
Speaker 2: watch Ohio State. That's Susan's team because they win all
Speaker 2: the time, and she's like that, You guys, they're show good.
Speaker 2: I'm like, it's boring to watch your team win all
Speaker 2: the time. It's gonna be did they win by forty
Speaker 2: five points or sixty three points? So the Vikings lost yesterday.
Speaker 4: Then yeah they lost.
Speaker 2: Don't care. Don't care. I gave it up Kings one.
Speaker 2: It's like like giving up cigarettes. I don't care, I
Speaker 2: don't use.
Speaker 4: You miss them, you miss cigarette.
Speaker 2: Let me let me just tell you something. If I
Speaker 2: could have a cigarette, like right now, I would have one.
Speaker 5: Yeah, But it wouldn't cause you to like buy a
Speaker 5: pack and start chain smoking.
Speaker 2: No, it would because I've been down that road before.
Speaker 2: It's like, I'm just gonna have one. Come on, give
Speaker 2: me one cigarette. Next thing you know, I'm over at
Speaker 2: the holiday station store going, yeah, I'll have a pack
Speaker 2: of Marlboro lights. We had Bailey had a date, so
Speaker 2: really quick, Okay, tell me about your date on Friday
Speaker 2: night that we're gonna get to send Jenny's mom's date.
Speaker 6: I had a date with a guy I'm out on
Speaker 6: Hinge on Friday at Lake Monster Brewing. I was nervous
Speaker 6: and he was nervous too, so we were both nervous.
Speaker 6: But it was nice. He was funny and he was
Speaker 6: really cute. He's got these cute little cheeks, so when
Speaker 6: he smiles, his like cute little apples and cheeks are
Speaker 6: like really sweet.
Speaker 4: Ah and uh yeah, I hugged him at the end. Okay.
Speaker 4: Also like six' three.
Speaker 6: Oh and he had like a little pea coat on
Speaker 6: and that was so.
Speaker 2: Cute peak culture Fly, yeah long did the date?
Speaker 6: Last we got there at seven and probably left at like. Ten.
Speaker 6: Date that's, okay, good but LIKE i had stuff to
Speaker 6: do the next days And i'm, LIKE i can't.
Speaker 2: Stay you want to leave them wanting.
Speaker 4: More right? Exactly.
Speaker 6: Yeah so my thing with going on days is THAT
Speaker 6: i usually kind of ramble on and on and on
Speaker 6: a lot about dorky. Stuff and one POINT i was
Speaker 6: talking about my cat AND i was.
Speaker 7: Like, bailey, stop did you guys leave it open ended
Speaker 7: so that there's you, know another day On, Friday Bailey.
Speaker 6: Jay and what's even cuter is, that, honestly LIKE i
Speaker 6: have a really full, Week LIKE i don't have a
Speaker 6: lot of, time but one of my little side gigs
Speaker 6: is going to watch high school theater and doing educational
Speaker 6: evaluations of their.
Speaker 4: Musicals AND i was, LIKE i get two, tickets do
Speaker 4: you want to. Go he's, like sounds. Fun oh, no that's.
Speaker 4: Great he's going with.
Speaker 2: Me, usually After bailey goes on a, date she comes
Speaker 2: up with reasons why it didn't. Work, well look at.
Speaker 2: Her she's. Glowing she's.
Speaker 6: GLOWING i told, you, YEAH i Told jenny To yesterday
Speaker 6: he sent me a picture of his face and he
Speaker 6: was wearing glasses AND i was, like oh, god it's
Speaker 6: gorgeous with glasses.
Speaker 4: On oh a man and the, GLASSES i.
Speaker 2: Swear, Okay now we got to get To. Cindy this
Speaker 2: Is jenny's mom out in Fond. Last here we. Go, hello, Gorgeous.
Speaker 1: Hey good morning, Everybody good.
Speaker 2: Morning Say cindy Is jenny's, mama and she's been single
Speaker 2: for a. WHILE i, own but she met a guy
Speaker 2: somewhere a few months. Ago did you have a date this, Weekend?
Speaker 8: Cindy, well first of, All, bailly way to, go, Congratulations
Speaker 8: thank you. Man you know it wasn't a, date per.
Speaker 8: Se it Was i'm on. Over he offered to come
Speaker 8: over and help me clean up my. Garage oh that
Speaker 8: was our.
Speaker 2: Date now that's very, sweet because that's that's code word
Speaker 2: for let's clean up the garage and then let's go
Speaker 2: inside and have a couple of glasses as chardon a
Speaker 2: afterword and then put my head like you, know like
Speaker 2: rest my head on your. Lap so tell me how
Speaker 2: did everything?
Speaker 8: Go, well that's the funny, part BECAUSE i made he
Speaker 8: was he has there's a lot going on in his
Speaker 8: life right, now some personal, issues and he's he texted
Speaker 8: me this week and he, says you, Know i'm so
Speaker 8: sorry for the time inconvenience was his. Words AND i,
Speaker 8: said what's. Fine you, know there's just a lot of
Speaker 8: things going. On so, anyway he was going to go
Speaker 8: duck hunting and leave at five o'clock AND i, said that's.
Speaker 8: FINE i, said come, Over i'll make you, lunch made them.
Speaker 8: Lunch we went back outside and we you, know got
Speaker 8: the patio table in the garage and he goes one
Speaker 8: didn't really do. MUCH i, said, WELL i do need
Speaker 8: shelving put up in the, garage can you. Know so
Speaker 8: you could see the wheels turning in his. Head so,
Speaker 8: anyway that's maybe. Future and then he says and then you,
Speaker 8: know things are a little in the garage and he's, like,
Speaker 8: well how about you go in the house. Now this
Speaker 8: thing cleaned up in one hour and Then i'll be right.
Speaker 8: IN i, said, no you're.
Speaker 9: Leaving and that ain't gonna. Happen you, KNOW i gues you're,
Speaker 9: leaving you're. Leaving so, anyway, wait so he told.
Speaker 4: You to go in the house and what prepare yourself
Speaker 4: for a bunch of.
Speaker 2: Like like go take a shower and shave your legs
Speaker 2: and all this.
Speaker 9: STUFF i, SAID i, Said i'm, Dirty i've.
Speaker 8: BEEN i can't dirt edge too, anyway and he was dirty.
Speaker 10: Anything it doesn't.
Speaker 9: MATTER i in this point in.
Speaker 8: My, LIFE i know how what my expectations are and
Speaker 8: it's not Like i'm going to play a. Game but
Speaker 8: it's okay to just, say.
Speaker 9: You, know another, week another, week, OKAY i got so.
Speaker 8: Yeah oh Next monday should be. Phenomenal but What i'm,
Speaker 8: saying take your, time, everybody don't jump in and and
Speaker 8: the thing, Is i'm getting really positive responses and. Caring
Speaker 8: and we laughed so hard in the garass.
Speaker 2: Love THAT i think that's one of the most important
Speaker 2: things that you. Laugh, yeah we.
Speaker 5: Laughed and he did offer to bring over a, screwdriver
Speaker 5: like to help.
Speaker 2: Hammer kind of.
Speaker 5: Hammer he's, like do you need to bring a hammer
Speaker 5: or a, screwdriver which was a sexual innuendo on his.
Speaker 8: Part Should oh there was another bad, line BUT i
Speaker 8: can't repeat that Because i'm a. Person, no, no, no,
Speaker 8: No do you know what it?
Speaker 2: WAS i don't know WHAT i do?
Speaker 8: Know, however get my text AND i can't. Remember, Well
Speaker 8: i'll tell you.
Speaker 5: What she said in the text of the group family.
Speaker 5: Chat is my brother In, Lawgo, cindy does he know
Speaker 5: that your entire like relationship is getting aired On katie.
Speaker 4: W b to thousands of?
Speaker 5: People and she says, no he, Doesn't BUT i think
Speaker 5: after a good night in, BED i will tell.
Speaker 4: Him LO L.
Speaker 2: Cindy we wish we could talk, longer but unfortunately the
Speaker 2: clock is against. Us but good good luck with your.
Speaker 2: Man we'll talk to you again.
Speaker 9: Soon, okay, okay.
Speaker 2: Okay love is in the Air mayley And cindy And,
Speaker 2: Wow jenny And. Wow not. Us it is Under IT'S
Speaker 2: kd W. B it's a little chilly. Outside it was
Speaker 2: chilli over the. Weekend you probably spend a lot of
Speaker 2: time indoors this. Weekend hopefully you got to do something.
Speaker 2: Fun what was your slow Cooker? Sunday it was shrimp.
Speaker 2: Chowder it was really, Good it really was, good and
Speaker 2: it just fills the whole house with like a smell
Speaker 2: with an. Aroma so she got you, know you, got you,
Speaker 2: know you got like the cold weather outside of the,
Speaker 2: snow and then the croc pot is just it was.
Speaker 2: WONDERFUL i watched the show over the weekend Called. Pluribus
Speaker 2: have you guys heard of this? ONE i am obsessed.
Speaker 2: With it's supposedly taken over the, world says the guy
Speaker 2: who Did Breaking, Bad Vince. Gilligan it. Is it could
Speaker 2: not be any different Than Breaking. Bad it is about
Speaker 2: a kind of like an alien, invasion but it's a
Speaker 2: very peaceful alien, invasion and there's one woman who is
Speaker 2: able to. Resist and it sounds, stupid but it's really
Speaker 2: good and very, compelling and it is kind of like
Speaker 2: a lot of people's new. Obsession, yes, yeah somebody said
Speaker 2: that they just can't get. Enough, also we watched A
Speaker 2: Baby girl Because susan in the MOVIE i like Baby.
Speaker 2: Girls susan and friends were, like they're out of a you,
Speaker 2: know they were chirping about it the other day And she's, like,
Speaker 2: Yeah i'm supposed to Watch Baby girl With Nicole kidman
Speaker 2: because it's really, naughty And i'm, like, yeah it. Is
Speaker 2: and so we watched. It she didn't like it that.
Speaker 2: Much this is kind of stupid. Classic, well we're doing
Speaker 2: something brand new on the. Show this is Called Bitter Ex.
Speaker 2: Girlfriend here's the Way Bitter Ex girlfriend. Works we found
Speaker 2: somebody who is going to basically they're playing the part
Speaker 2: of the bitter ex. Girlfriend this is. Real her name Is.
Speaker 2: Sarah she's going to talk to her old boyfriend and
Speaker 2: then she's gonna tell us why he, sucked why she
Speaker 2: likes her new. Boyfriend, okay so we need some sort
Speaker 2: of sparkly music in the.
Speaker 11: Background anything at, All, jenny anything is better than.
Speaker 2: Anything is better than. Nothing right, Now i've got. Nothing,
Speaker 2: okay so here we. Go let's get started With Bitter Ex.
Speaker 2: Girlfriend this is a trial. RUN i want you to
Speaker 2: use this as an. Example then you will call in
Speaker 2: at six, five, one nine eight NINE kwb and give
Speaker 2: your own solo soliloquy A Bitter Ex. Girlfriend, Hello, sarah
Speaker 2: you are our first contestant ever On Bitter Ex. Girlfriend
Speaker 2: take take it, Away, Sarah let's hear what you? Got all?
Speaker 9: Right, Well i'm so glad he is gone and over.
Speaker 8: With he, sucks just, Sucks his band.
Speaker 9: Sucks he can't. Dance he can't.
Speaker 2: Kiss the band. Sucks, okay you can't. Dance what else.
Speaker 12: He cannot?
Speaker 4: Kiss?
Speaker 13: You?
Speaker 9: GROSS i mean he was. TALL i give him. That
Speaker 9: he was. Tall but he walked like a.
Speaker 4: Duck, okay like his feet turned out.
Speaker 9: Words, Yeah i'm just LIKE i don't, know sauntering. Along.
Speaker 9: Okay but the new, guy the new, guy first big,
Speaker 9: thing he's not dating anyone.
Speaker 2: Else shot, Fire, okay it's.
Speaker 14: Important, yeah he's actually kind and knows how to.
Speaker 4: Walk and he knows how to walk not like a
Speaker 4: duck with, confidence.
Speaker 2: Got? It?
Speaker 9: Okay and he doesn't smell like alcohol all.
Speaker 15: The time.
Speaker 16: Because it just like lives on. Them surely the guy
Speaker 16: his band. Sucks he smells like the most personal. Insult
Speaker 16: my band, doesn't so it doesn't.
Speaker 4: Suck we're.
Speaker 6: Good we played in the basement of First Have.
Speaker 16: One, okay, no, No.
Speaker 2: Does the new guy rock your? World he?
Speaker 17: Does he?
Speaker 2: Does, okay knows all the right spots and everything he.
Speaker 9: Knows oh, yeah he knows all the right. Spots there's
Speaker 9: no extra, spit but there's enough.
Speaker 11: Spit whoa, Okay, Okay.
Speaker 2: So that's the way bitter ex girlfriend. Works you will
Speaker 2: call in and put your old boyfriend on. Blast, yes do,
Speaker 2: it and then you will tell us how wonderful the
Speaker 2: new boyfriend. Is it's called bitter ex. Girlfriend, aley do
Speaker 2: you have one that you want to do?
Speaker 6: WELL i don't have a good, day, bye, Guys. SARAH
Speaker 6: i don't have a current, boyfriend BUT i can, say, Like,
Speaker 6: okay my bitter ex, boyfriend better ex. Girlfriend, hey old,
Speaker 6: boyfriend get off the. Chair stop sitting in the chair
Speaker 6: all the. Time THE tv will be there when you're
Speaker 6: you come. Back, hey you got that? Treadmill why don't.
Speaker 4: You use it?
Speaker 6: Instead it's not just a it's not just a clothing.
Speaker 6: Rack ha, hahaka the cat's.
Speaker 4: Mine hands.
Speaker 2: Off, okay bitter ex, girlfriend if you got, one we'll
Speaker 2: try this and see how it. Works six five one
Speaker 2: nine eight NINE Kd Double, ub.
Speaker 4: You saved my heart from the fade.
Speaker 2: Up, oh good, morning It's. Monday IT'S Kd Double. UB
Speaker 2: a lot of people want to know if bunches out
Speaker 2: of the doghouse, yet because you were fighting with not, fighting,
Speaker 2: no but you were debating whether to go to church
Speaker 2: With alyssa last. Week, well there is no.
Speaker 4: FIGHT i just always.
Speaker 7: Lose, yeah she wanted me to go to, church AND
Speaker 7: i SAID i was open to, it but then she
Speaker 7: finally asked AND i was, like, no, thanks and she was.
Speaker 4: Pissed i'm Good.
Speaker 7: Now it's just so funny because Like, monday so the
Speaker 7: day after it all, happened we were. Fine last, week
Speaker 7: she didn't ask me to go to, church had all
Speaker 7: yesterday like it didn't even come. Up So i'm, like,
Speaker 7: really all of this nonsense last week for it to
Speaker 7: not for it to be like a one and.
Speaker 2: Done do you think she was? Trying, YEAH i was gonna,
Speaker 2: say do you think she was trying to avoid the? Fight?
Speaker 2: NO i think she just didn't want to go.
Speaker 7: Herself, no well we went to we tried to, church
Speaker 7: and we both agreed that like it was, nice it
Speaker 7: just wasn't for. Us BUT i also when we went
Speaker 7: into it and she was, like, OH i just want
Speaker 7: TO i want to try. IT i want to see
Speaker 7: but it doesn't have to be an every week. Thing
Speaker 7: SO i guess it's fine to her for her to
Speaker 7: say it's not an every week. Thing but WHEN i
Speaker 7: say it's a, problem it's because she.
Speaker 15: Gave up on.
Speaker 4: You, no she didn't give up on. Me, no we're.
Speaker 4: Partners we don't just break. Up, ever we don't go to.
Speaker 6: CHURCH i didn't say she broke up with. You she
Speaker 6: just gave up on as because you were such a
Speaker 6: pill about.
Speaker 4: It in the first. Place we're all, Good i'm out
Speaker 4: of the.
Speaker 2: Doghouse, okay good, Amen but font is about to stir
Speaker 2: the pot, On KATIE Wb what do you.
Speaker 4: Got stop walking your pets in a.
Speaker 7: Stroller, gosh this bothers me WHEN i see people coming
Speaker 7: down and it's like one of those little wagons THAT
Speaker 7: i put groceries, in or an actual stroller and your
Speaker 7: dog's just sitting there.
Speaker 4: Chilling why what if your dog is, elderly THEN i
Speaker 4: just feel like your dog should be. Walking that's the point,
Speaker 4: though what if he?
Speaker 2: Can't, okay all.
Speaker 4: Right that's the point of going outside with the.
Speaker 2: DOG i think it's adorable WHEN i see a little
Speaker 2: dog in a. Stroller at the same, TIME i would
Speaker 2: never own a dog that needs to be pushed at a. Stroller,
Speaker 2: YEAH i would never own a, yippy, yappy Little Yorkshire
Speaker 2: terrier dog of nose or whatever those things.
Speaker 4: Are don't crap On. Yorkis they're so.
Speaker 2: Cute, yeah they are. CUTE i would never have. One
Speaker 2: we know what they. Do they stand at the front
Speaker 2: door and bark at.
Speaker 7: Everything it's always the small dogs that are the, yappiest
Speaker 7: like if.
Speaker 4: You don't sit.
Speaker 6: Down if they're elderly, though so, like, yeah you got
Speaker 6: a yappy, dog but your yappy dogs seventeen his back
Speaker 6: legs don't work.
Speaker 2: Anymore your, Story, now that's okay because you're a little yampy.
Speaker 2: Dog if any size you can push you in a
Speaker 2: wagon or something like. THAT i would just never have
Speaker 2: a little Yappy.
Speaker 7: YORKIE i also don't THINK i would take the dog
Speaker 7: that can't walk on a.
Speaker 4: Walk doesn't it want? Air?
Speaker 5: YEAH i was gonna, say they want to see the, World,
Speaker 5: yeah fresh.
Speaker 6: Air there's this really like very elderly dog in my
Speaker 6: neighborhood that gets pushed around in a stroller every single
Speaker 6: day AND i don't think he can see because his
Speaker 6: eyes are real cloudy and he just sits smiles pants
Speaker 6: the whole, time just like getting pushed. Around And i'm,
Speaker 6: like look at. Him he's just smelling all the smells
Speaker 6: and hearing all the sounds and he's probably this is
Speaker 6: this is his joy of his day and he's gonna die.
Speaker 4: Soon find why are you so.
Speaker 7: Negative, jeez you're the one who such a sin if
Speaker 7: they don't have, legs what if they can't? Walk not
Speaker 7: only is it the, small yappy, dogs but it's also the,
Speaker 7: fat ugly dog that they that you have in the.
Speaker 4: Stroller let's be.
Speaker 5: Honest some dogs are like, kids where like your toddler
Speaker 5: wants to walk for a little bit and then like they're, like,
Speaker 5: YEAH i don't want to walk, anymore and either you
Speaker 5: carry them or you throw them in a. STROLLER i
Speaker 5: know a lot of dogs that like want to walk
Speaker 5: for a little bit and then they're over, it so
Speaker 5: then you can throw them in a.
Speaker 2: STROLLER a dog don't get that.
Speaker 7: Luxury first of, all you can't communicate to me that
Speaker 7: you don't want to, walk but you are a, dog
Speaker 7: you're gonna walk on this.
Speaker 4: Walk they can. Communicate they literally just sit down and don't.
Speaker 4: Move oh my.
Speaker 7: God aver our, dog she's eight months and she's a.
Speaker 7: Coonhound she does that from time to time where she'll
Speaker 7: just get. Distracted so sometimes she'll just, sit but it's
Speaker 7: in the most inconvenient, place like we're in the middle
Speaker 7: of like crossing the, street and she'll see another dog
Speaker 7: and just sit And i'm, like ave of this traffic
Speaker 7: coming when dogs do. That, gosh stop walking your dogs and.
Speaker 7: Strollers it's not what it'.
Speaker 2: For, okay thank. You it is time for the dirt
Speaker 2: On Katie Dave Ryan show one on one point three KD.
Speaker 2: WB i stay to late and Watch Saturday Night live
Speaker 2: a little bit of it BECAUSE i wanted to See
Speaker 2: nicky glay. Her here's a little clip Of Nikki glazer's opening.
Speaker 2: MONOLOGY i saw this girl the other.
Speaker 4: Day she was probably six years, old and her dad
Speaker 4: was trying to take a picture of her and he was, Like.
Speaker 5: Mackenzie look over, here and she was, Like, dad get
Speaker 5: my good.
Speaker 4: Side she like did like a public good. Side six
Speaker 4: so sad because she didn't have.
Speaker 5: One and it's, like is she gonna find out she
Speaker 5: needs to learn a, trade you, know like hander a
Speaker 5: wrench or do.
Speaker 4: COMEDY i don't.
Speaker 2: KNOW i love. HER i didn't watch past, that but
Speaker 2: the monologue was.
Speaker 5: Good Sidney sweeeney is on a losing streak like none
Speaker 5: other right, now because this weekend's biopic Of christy barely
Speaker 5: made one million dollars despite a lot of. EMOTIONS i
Speaker 5: guess she was in two other movies this year which
Speaker 5: you won't remember because nobody saw.
Speaker 4: Them one was.
Speaker 5: Called eden and it earned two point five million at
Speaker 5: the box, office and another one Called americana and it
Speaker 5: made half a, million which in hers a. Million, now,
Speaker 5: like just looking at other things that are in the
Speaker 5: box office right, now the number one movie made forty.
Speaker 5: Million her Bad Lands Regretting you made seven point one,
Speaker 5: million And Black phone two made five point three. Million
Speaker 5: so just to like, Compare, yeah half a million might
Speaker 5: seem like a lot of, money but it's not in
Speaker 5: the grand scheme of a.
Speaker 4: Movie you really.
Speaker 2: Can't make a movie anymore for less than like five
Speaker 2: or ten million, dollars and that's a low budget. One
Speaker 2: some of them have a budget of like two hundred million.
Speaker 2: Dollars so a movie making five hundred thousand not even
Speaker 2: not even a. Blip.
Speaker 6: Yikes Dakota fanning was On Watch What Happens live this past,
Speaker 6: weekend and she said that for the last twenty, Years
Speaker 6: Tom cruise has given her shoes on her.
Speaker 4: Birthday it's really as simple as. That he's just always given.
Speaker 10: Me but are they like nice?
Speaker 4: Shoes are they? Speakers are they like they're nice? Shoes?
Speaker 4: Nice nice and he knows your, size and what if
Speaker 4: your ties changed Over it has changed over the, years
Speaker 4: so we got your new size and he's.
Speaker 6: Adapted and the tradition started in two thousand and five
Speaker 6: when they co started In war of The worlds.
Speaker 4: TOGETHER i think that is quirky and different AND i like.
Speaker 2: It you AND i both Liked war of The.
Speaker 6: WORLD i Love war of The. World you know what,
Speaker 6: HERE i want to say one other thing about my.
Speaker 6: Date SO i told my date that because we were
Speaker 6: talking about alien, MOVIES i was talking About war of
Speaker 6: The worlds because for some, reason that's always in my.
Speaker 4: Vernacular AND i told him.
Speaker 6: To watch this other movie alien movie Called No One
Speaker 6: Will Save, you which has no.
Speaker 4: Dialogue it is just.
Speaker 2: Whoa it's very, good.
Speaker 6: AND i mentioned it literally in. PASSING i was, like,
Speaker 6: OH i really love this Movie No One Will Save.
Speaker 6: You and then he watched it yesterday because of my.
Speaker 6: Recommendation you are quite the.
Speaker 2: INFLUENCER i WATCHED K Pop Demon hunters because you were
Speaker 2: asking me to. Watch, yeah go Watch. Pluribus the only
Speaker 2: thing About pluribus is if they release a new episode Every,
Speaker 2: friday and it's if you like alien, invasion sci fi
Speaker 2: kind of, stuff but it's more the woman in. It
Speaker 2: she was in better Call. Sault she Was saul's like business, lawyer, partner,
Speaker 2: whatever so you'll recognize. Her but she is like totally,
Speaker 2: normal down to. Earth but everybody else has become like
Speaker 2: A stepford wife because the aliens have sent a code
Speaker 2: To earth that makes everybody, LIKE i don't, know Placid
Speaker 2: is that the?
Speaker 4: Word it's not like bloody and gutty and.
Speaker 2: Nothing, okay, Good, yeah it's called pluribus, okay and it's really.
Speaker 2: GOOD i love.
Speaker 4: That Britney spears is back On.
Speaker 5: Instagram she took a quick break and returned On, friday
Speaker 5: and she posted about it, said so much has happened this.
Speaker 4: Year it's.
Speaker 5: CRAZY i try to live within my means in the
Speaker 5: book draw The circle as an incredible. Perspective but a
Speaker 5: week ago she had deactivated her account of attention with
Speaker 5: her Ex kevin feederline and his self serving. Memoir they,
Speaker 5: say but Basically cave had claimed that his intent was
Speaker 5: to Help, brittany yet he wrote Very scannal's claims of
Speaker 5: her drinking when pregnant and breastfeeding.
Speaker 4: While high on illegal.
Speaker 5: Drugs so you can imagine a woman who's already probably struggling,
Speaker 5: mentally and then a book like that comes out about.
Speaker 4: Them it wasn't very helpful for.
Speaker 6: HER i did look up that the book that she
Speaker 6: said is helping her draw the. Circle it is a
Speaker 6: forty day prayer challenge to get you to experience more, passionate,
Speaker 6: persistent intimate communication With. God so apparently that is bringing her.
Speaker 6: Through good for. Her, hey you know, what different strokes
Speaker 6: for different. Folks if that works for, her Then i've
Speaker 6: got nothing against. It Taylor swift And Sabrina carpenter went
Speaker 6: out to dinner together last. Week we think That Taylor
Speaker 6: swift's taken all of her bridesmaids out for one on
Speaker 6: one dinners to you, know celebrate their. Bridesmaidship and, uh
Speaker 6: it's really funny Because Taylor swift's wearing these like very
Speaker 6: tall tall heels and towers Over Sabrina.
Speaker 4: Carpenter but they both look really.
Speaker 6: Great And Taylor swift has also gone out With Gigi,
Speaker 6: Hadid Ashley avignon not her sure who that, is and Now.
Speaker 6: Sabrina so now if the theory is, true we're only
Speaker 6: going to see her go out With Selena gomez and
Speaker 6: her high SCHOOL bff as.
Speaker 2: Well totally makes. Sense, Yeah rock And Roll hall Of
Speaker 2: fame induction ceremony was over the. Weekend there's a lot
Speaker 2: of little clips that we could. Play let's, You let's
Speaker 2: Do Olivia rodrigo Doing we're going to Be friends to
Speaker 2: honor The White. Stripes Here's Olivia. Rodrigo we. Sad every
Speaker 2: close teacher thinks that a sound funny.
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Speaker 15: the bitch went, Away tomorrove it you.
Speaker 2: OFTEN i only know that song From Napoleon.
Speaker 18: DYNAMITE i was, LIKE i love the.
Speaker 2: Song is that The White stripes that sing you know
Speaker 2: that we are gonna be? FRIENDS i only knew that.
Speaker 2: Song i've never heard that song anywhere but On Napoleon dynamite.
Speaker 7: There and Then conan O'Brien as a, podcast that's like
Speaker 7: the theme. Song that's HOW i know.
Speaker 2: It, okay, seriously that is. Funny all. Right that is
Speaker 2: a dirt brought to you by six one Two Injured
Speaker 2: heimer And Lamber's Injury Lag and now it is time
Speaker 2: for you to pitch your idea On Dave. Tank you
Speaker 2: will enter the, tank you will greet the. Sharks Me
Speaker 2: i'm the, shark and then you will tell me your
Speaker 2: idea for a fictional. Invention IF i like your fictional,
Speaker 2: INVENTION i will invest twenty dollars of my own money
Speaker 2: in your. Invention SO i will start off with my.
Speaker 2: Own remember it's a, fictional far fetched. Invention mine is
Speaker 2: The caso car. Cup you ever driving through traffic and
Speaker 2: you're maybe on four ninety four down In Eden prairie
Speaker 2: by coming up on one, hundred and it's just slow
Speaker 2: and you're. Hungry, yeah The caso car cup heats up
Speaker 2: a pre measured amount of caso delicious caso in the
Speaker 2: car cup. Holder you provide your own chips dorito scoops
Speaker 2: for WHAT i, recommends okay to, Taste thank, you you're.
Speaker 2: Right and then and then when The caso car cup
Speaker 2: heats up your, caso it turns. Green you pop it
Speaker 2: open and then you dip your tostito scoops into The
Speaker 2: caso car cup while you slowly make your way down
Speaker 2: four ninety four Too highway seventy. Seven Lovely caso car.
Speaker 2: Cup that is my. Invention CAN i go go? Ahead?
Speaker 15: Van?
Speaker 7: Yeah so you remember those pens that they used to
Speaker 7: have where you'd push it down on are the, ends
Speaker 7: it'd be, multiple multiple.
Speaker 4: Colors, well we have an upgrade.
Speaker 7: Now, finally, however many years in the, future it's that same,
Speaker 7: thing but with a, sharpie cause you need what you
Speaker 7: need your red, sharpie your GREEN, sharpi your blue. Sharpie
Speaker 7: so we'll call it the multi colored. Sharpie and it
Speaker 7: has like six different colors on.
Speaker 2: It, OKAY i like. That now you'll call in six, five, one,
Speaker 2: nine eight Nine. Kdobb you'll tell us about your. INVENTION
Speaker 2: i will choose the best fictional invention and give you
Speaker 2: twenty dollars to invest.
Speaker 4: In, wow it's exciting you have.
Speaker 10: One.
Speaker 5: Yeah my invention is, basically it's going to copy exactly
Speaker 5: what THOSE tsa machines are where you walk in and
Speaker 5: you put your arms over your, body like at the
Speaker 5: top of your.
Speaker 4: Head.
Speaker 5: Yeah so it does like a full body scan real
Speaker 5: quick to see what pain you. Have and as soon
Speaker 5: as it scans, you you put your arms. Down it
Speaker 5: does a little fool and then it heals whatever pain you.
Speaker 1: Have.
Speaker 5: Wow this is the Body heeler three thousands for everyone
Speaker 5: thirty years and. Older, yes there's an age requirement on.
Speaker 5: It you must be thirty plus or. Not these are
Speaker 5: not for the young. Ones, okay these are for all of,
Speaker 5: us old. PEOPLE i can't wake up without.
Speaker 2: A creak in our, neck, now old, People, yes that
Speaker 2: are thirty. Five, Okay, bailey you got a shark taking?
Speaker 6: Sure, yeah. Okay this one is going to be called
Speaker 6: the way Wamp. Baby so when you're a child and
Speaker 6: or pet starts to cry and need, something it's going
Speaker 6: to scan what it is that they need because they
Speaker 6: can't Speak english, yet and it'll go, wait, BABY i
Speaker 6: want to go. Outside, wait wait, BABY i need to
Speaker 6: change my. Diaper and so you don't have to suss
Speaker 6: out exactly what your child and or pet. Needs the
Speaker 6: Way Wait baby tells you it's a little like collar
Speaker 6: that they can wear like a little necklace some.
Speaker 2: Ice you stole From.
Speaker 4: Jenny, no, no.
Speaker 6: Mind's the way with baby and hers is the body
Speaker 6: scam three Thousand.
Speaker 2: Oh, okay? Gotcha all. Right welcome to The Tank. Sharks
Speaker 2: we got people on the phone here whoever ready to
Speaker 2: pitch their idea for shark For Dave. Tank first up
Speaker 2: in the tank Is. Nathan good, Morning, nathan good. Morning
Speaker 2: what are you going to pitch to?
Speaker 17: Us, well mine is called a, jar a digital audio
Speaker 17: recording because half the Time i'm listening to you guys
Speaker 17: on the radio and it just automatically records the, uh
Speaker 17: the thing whatever's on the, radio and then you just
Speaker 17: hit the rewind button half the time because you miss
Speaker 17: what you're, saying so you can hear what you say.
Speaker 6: Again oh so it's essentially he's like listening to the
Speaker 6: podcast in real.
Speaker 4: Time he's not having to.
Speaker 17: Wait for it, exactly but it's in every. Car you
Speaker 17: just hit the rewind button and it rewinds, back you,
Speaker 17: know twenty thirty, seconds so you can hear that part
Speaker 17: in the. Song or your guys is, like you, know you,
Speaker 17: know you're.
Speaker 2: Looking, Hilarious. Joe if you miss What bailey's date was all?
Speaker 2: About your wine back a little. Bit the D A,
Speaker 2: r THE.
Speaker 17: Dar you can't rewind the same thing.
Speaker 2: Digital audio, REWINDER i like for your. Radio it is
Speaker 2: kind of like. That, Okay next up in the tank Is. Jessica,
Speaker 2: jessica welcome To Dave. Tank what are you going to
Speaker 2: pitch to us?
Speaker 10: Today, okay so this is Imagine nike, pumps the type
Speaker 10: of shoes you could pump.
Speaker 14: Up full, air but imagine it's a.
Speaker 1: Bra so you're on a.
Speaker 10: Date you're fully pumped up and everything's going.
Speaker 1: Great as the night kind of goes, down things are
Speaker 1: getting closer to, you and you can slowly.
Speaker 10: Kind of let out the air so he's not super
Speaker 10: shocked by the end of.
Speaker 4: Day oh my, god it's. Brilliant when you take off your,
Speaker 4: bra nothing is there.
Speaker 14: Anymore, well you can start all, great, yeah and then
Speaker 14: slowly let it out so when you do take your bra,
Speaker 14: off then he's not so, disappointed right?
Speaker 9: Exactly or she be fully pumped Full date number.
Speaker 2: TWO i don't, know not a bad. IDEA i don't
Speaker 2: like that. One thank, You jessica pumped up. Bra another
Speaker 2: entry into to The dave. Tank let's talk To. Maddie, Hi,
Speaker 2: maddie we're gonna invest twenty dollars in the best invention. Idea.
Speaker 2: Maddie let's hear your. Pitch.
Speaker 1: Hi, Yeah so my pitch is if you are out
Speaker 1: in the rain and your glasses always get wet from the,
Speaker 1: rain super glasses where you have a little winshield wipers
Speaker 1: on your, glasses just like you for your windshield ups in.
Speaker 4: Your car windshield. GLASSES i like that is your invention called.
Speaker 9: Oh the glasses wipers.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, no chattypt.
Speaker 6: There maybe there's like a fog a fog application for
Speaker 6: those windshield wiper glasses as.
Speaker 4: Well that would be really.
Speaker 2: Nice all, right let's go To. Amanda, Hello, amanda welcome
Speaker 2: To Dave. Tank what are you going to pitch to
Speaker 2: the sharks? Today?
Speaker 10: Hello, YES i actually have an invention that would go
Speaker 10: with Your caso cups for the. Car so it would
Speaker 10: be a bib. Ball so it's like a bib and
Speaker 10: if the ball and you can put your chips in
Speaker 10: it and then you're driving and your hands, free and
Speaker 10: then you get to just grab a chip right out
Speaker 10: of your big bowl and dip it right into your
Speaker 10: car case o.
Speaker 2: Cup it's The caso car. Cup, okay let's get.
Speaker 7: It get the patent, correct come on the.
Speaker 2: TRAIN i like. It is it there something like that?
Speaker 2: Already is there a bid with a bowl on it
Speaker 2: for a little? Kids?
Speaker 4: Yeah baby? Stuff obviously this is adult.
Speaker 8: Sized bit like a full.
Speaker 2: Bag oh be cause you gotta have a. Bag, okay
Speaker 2: last entry Into Dave tank for a twenty dollars. Investment,
Speaker 2: Michelle good, Morning, michelle good.
Speaker 4: Morning my friends are welcome to the.
Speaker 2: Tank what are you going to? Pitch to The.
Speaker 12: Sharks they are called automatic fitting rubber. GLOVES i am
Speaker 12: made baker AND i have to wear rubber, gloves AND
Speaker 12: i always at least put one on. Backwards, oh they're
Speaker 12: not going to have any finger. Holes and when you
Speaker 12: put it on your, hand it automatically wraps itself around each,
Speaker 12: finger so it doesn't matter how you put the blue.
Speaker 4: On it doesn't matter what size it is, either which is. Nice,
Speaker 4: yeah very.
Speaker 2: Hopeful. Wow you know WHAT i need to learn to
Speaker 2: do IS i need to learn to rip into these,
Speaker 2: inventions kind of like the sharks. Do, Yeah i'm being
Speaker 2: way too. Nice that's. Stupid what's the? Good, yeah what's the?
Speaker 4: What what's your?
Speaker 2: WHAT i don't even know what that?
Speaker 15: Is?
Speaker 2: What what is your ro?
Speaker 14: O I, Michelle, Well i'm a, baker so why WOULDN'T.
Speaker 10: I i always want to go.
Speaker 9: ON i, mean.
Speaker 5: She doesn't know WHAT ROI i think get rid of, her,
Speaker 5: okay or work with, her because then you can basically
Speaker 5: take your entire company for like a big.
Speaker 2: PERCENTAGE i already know Who i'm choosing for the winner
Speaker 2: On Dave, tank no, Question jessica and the Bra pop
Speaker 2: gonna send you twenty. Dollars you Got. Venmo, yes all,
Speaker 2: Right i'm gonna Say i'm going To venmo you twenty,
Speaker 2: Dollars so, congratulations you're the winner On Dave Tank Don't Hang,
Speaker 2: Up Don't Hang Up Thriller.
Speaker 4: Official on this show with Our, shark you the.
Speaker 2: Money well station didn't have any, money SO i got
Speaker 2: to send it to you. Myself all, right it's one
Speaker 2: of one point THREE. KDWB i think we're about ready
Speaker 2: for The Daily. Bailey let's get into a little segment
Speaker 2: on the show Where bailey takes. Over it's The Daily
Speaker 2: daily ON.
Speaker 11: Ktwb today is Official Sesame Street.
Speaker 6: Day, Everybody Happy, Holidays Sesame Street. Day this segment is
Speaker 6: brought to you by Your Favorite, number which is whatever
Speaker 6: your favorite number is to.
Speaker 4: You mine is the number.
Speaker 6: Nine oscar The grouch is probably one of the Best
Speaker 6: Sesame street, characters IF i do say so, myself because
Speaker 6: he always has something to complain.
Speaker 4: About, yeah SO i would love to take.
Speaker 6: A moment to have everybody complain about something like they
Speaker 6: would if you lived in a garbage.
Speaker 4: Can, okay, Okay so.
Speaker 6: If you have something you'd like to complain, about you
Speaker 6: can text us in at five three nine two. One
Speaker 6: remember Your oscar The, grouch, though so make it g.
Speaker 2: Rated.
Speaker 6: Complaints, ooh thank you for the. Background, Amazing so think
Speaker 6: Of oscar The. Grouch you can make a, complaint but
Speaker 6: it has to be g. Rated DAVID a.
Speaker 18: Grated people are cleaning up. EVERYTHING i like. FILTH i
Speaker 18: live in a trash. Can every TIME i turn, around
Speaker 18: somebody's picking up litter and they're throwing it in a recycling.
Speaker 2: BIN i don't like.
Speaker 18: IT i like. STINK i like, stank AND i like,
Speaker 18: stunk but ESPECIALLY i like.
Speaker 4: Stank yeah that is how he. SOUNDS i wasn't expecting
Speaker 4: a full.
Speaker 2: RENDISH i thought i'd add a little bit more to. It,
Speaker 2: NO i like.
Speaker 4: It so you don't like when people.
Speaker 2: They're, everywhere people come.
Speaker 4: By he doesn't like when people.
Speaker 2: Clean they got wind decks and a.
Speaker 4: Towel, YEAH i don't want.
Speaker 2: THAT i like.
Speaker 11: Stank okaydor on his is an odor over.
Speaker 6: There, yeah he's got like those little green waves coming
Speaker 6: up from his.
Speaker 2: Shoulders complain about. ANYTHING i. Don't I'm i'm.
Speaker 4: Not you don't have Any you're Not i'm. Not what
Speaker 4: do you mean you're not a. COMPLAINER i will complain about. Something, Hey, johnny.
Speaker 5: It's the fact, that, like you hit this age and
Speaker 5: it happens around like twenty seven twenty eight where you
Speaker 5: do injure yourself and then that injury lasts a, week two,
Speaker 5: weeks three, weeks and you think you're healing and then
Speaker 5: you do one slight little thing and it sets you
Speaker 5: back another. Week So i'm going to complain about the
Speaker 5: fact that aging sucks.
Speaker 4: And i'm sick of. It and you didn't realize you
Speaker 4: were old until you were. OLD i. Know, yeah that
Speaker 4: is a.
Speaker 5: Bit it's like a Bad it just feels awful when you, Realize,
Speaker 5: WOW i woke up with a little crook in my
Speaker 5: neck and now this is going to last for two
Speaker 5: weeks and this quick is, yeah.
Speaker 4: It's A it's not a, crick it's a. Crack it's a.
Speaker 4: Crunk As dave, said stink, stinks.
Speaker 6: Stung, okay, Okay i've got a complain, that you, know
Speaker 6: like a de rated Complaint Street.
Speaker 2: Days so you want to complain Like oscar The.
Speaker 4: Ground just Like oscar the Grouch.
Speaker 6: Wood and, again if you want to, complain you can
Speaker 6: text in your complaints five three nine two.
Speaker 4: One i'm going to.
Speaker 6: Complain BECAUSE i have all of these wonderful pieces of
Speaker 6: art THAT i want to hang on my walls at,
Speaker 6: home BUT i can't put a nail into my wall
Speaker 6: because it's all like concrete on the.
Speaker 4: Inside and it's just not, Fair, David it's not. Fair
Speaker 4: you know.
Speaker 6: WHAT i have to use those stupid command, strips a
Speaker 6: command strip and our. TAPE i have hung up things with,
Speaker 6: tape and you know what tape does it falls down
Speaker 6: off of my. Walls Is it's not fair And i'm
Speaker 6: mad about. It AND i live in a trash can
Speaker 6: period AND i think it's bond on the.
Speaker 4: Fountain it's ssame straight day to.
Speaker 6: Day so we're, complaining Like oscar The, Grouch what do
Speaker 6: you want to complain?
Speaker 4: About but it has to be g? Rated please g rated? Anything, yeah, well,
Speaker 4: yeah You're oscar The. Grutch we want to buy a new,
Speaker 4: couch but we can't for two.
Speaker 7: Reasons one because our living room is not big enough
Speaker 7: because at the end of it there's like AN hvac,
Speaker 7: system and so to get a decent sized, couch it doesn't.
Speaker 4: Fit, also a var dog tore up.
Speaker 7: One of our couches and then she peed on the,
Speaker 7: other so we're just we don't trust.
Speaker 4: Her yet to get a new. Couch but, gosh the
Speaker 4: couches we. Have one of them's half eaten and the
Speaker 4: other one's so. Uncomfortable, oh it's such a first world.
Speaker 2: Problem but Like, LORD i do have some good lay.
Speaker 4: Plans here could read them in the, Voice please thank.
Speaker 2: You this is from One.
Speaker 18: Eta, YEAH i want my pizza cut in, squares don't
Speaker 18: cut my pizza in.
Speaker 2: TRIANGLES i think he's got a little bit more of
Speaker 2: A brooklyn, accent kind of.
Speaker 4: Does that one was?
Speaker 2: Good here we.
Speaker 18: GO i want to complain about kids on NO i
Speaker 18: want to complain about kids on e bikes and scooters
Speaker 18: with no, helmets not a bane traffic. Rules ride a
Speaker 18: regular bike and get some, exercise you fat Tuble.
Speaker 4: Lore he didn't say. That in the. End fat.
Speaker 6: Would have said that, probably you, know he probably would.
Speaker 4: Have here's.
Speaker 6: ONE i want to complain about my cat who bites
Speaker 6: me awake every morning because he wants me to feed.
Speaker 16: Out.
Speaker 18: HI i want to complain about How dave says he doesn't.
Speaker 2: Complain he absolutely does. COMPLAIN i don't think.
Speaker 4: So this ONE i liked.
Speaker 6: To complain that boys get, thick gorgeous dark.
Speaker 4: Glasses and mine are, BALD.
Speaker 6: I love it, anyway It's National Sesame Street day. Today
Speaker 6: apparently there's new episodes Of Sesame street, out so.
Speaker 2: You, KNOW i glow that you acknowledge It Sesame Street,
Speaker 2: day but don't remember that It's Veterans day, today, tomorrow, today. Tomorrow. Seriously,
Speaker 2: YEAH i just googled it a minute ago AND i
Speaker 2: asked CHAT. GPT i, said is today is a.
Speaker 5: Problem trust everything that CHAT gpt says.
Speaker 2: Is to day.
Speaker 11: Veterans you're, right thanks for. THAT i really so WHAT
Speaker 11: i care about this?
Speaker 4: Nation?
Speaker 2: DAVE i? Care do?
Speaker 6: You It's National Sesame Street. Day should not be. Overshadowed,
Speaker 6: okay thank you very. Much all, right it is one
Speaker 6: of one point Three katie to. BE i got somebody
Speaker 6: in the phone wants to talk To, jenny AND i
Speaker 6: know part this is just a nice little phone. Call
Speaker 6: somebody wants to talk To jenny because they're looking forward
Speaker 6: to the day WHEN i am no longer. Here jenny
Speaker 6: is going to take over the. Show AND i think
Speaker 6: this is the plan That jenny's going to take over
Speaker 6: the show.
Speaker 2: And Do jenny in the. Morning Zoo.
Speaker 11: Jenny in the.
Speaker 2: Morning, EMMA i, mean the body's not even. Cold. YET
Speaker 2: i haven't left. Yet But emma's, like, ah it's going
Speaker 2: to Be jenny in the. Morning. Zoo that's, fine it's all,
Speaker 2: right talk To. Jenny she's all you go.
Speaker 13: Ahead, WELL i just want to say THAT i just
Speaker 13: love the. Show i've loved listening to the show SINCE
Speaker 13: i was a. Kid i've loved listening To. Jenny you're
Speaker 13: such an inspiration everything from your workouts to YOUR diy.
Speaker 13: Projects but the only thing is your hair is too
Speaker 13: long for your.
Speaker 2: AGE i didn't see that. Coming so you, build, build, build, nice,
Speaker 2: nice nice inspiration and blah blah. Blah but her hair
Speaker 2: is too long for her. Age you just talking about
Speaker 2: how old you, Are you old. Bag i'm not that old.
Speaker 2: Though well you're just talking about how our ancient.
Speaker 4: Pain But i'm allowed to still have long hair or
Speaker 4: with my?
Speaker 2: Pain, emma is she allowed to have long hair at this?
Speaker 8: AGE i think.
Speaker 13: It's appropriate for maybe certain type of, people and then
Speaker 13: you just need to cut your hair once you hit
Speaker 13: a certain. Age you shouldn't have such long hair.
Speaker 8: To look.
Speaker 13: Younger it's kind of.
Speaker 9: Regressive, ooh this sounds.
Speaker 6: Like emma's like my mom in, Disguise because my mom
Speaker 6: feels that way about people who have long hair who are.
Speaker 4: Older, really she says long hair is for young, people
Speaker 4: but how much older Because jenny's they're only thirty. FIVE i,
Speaker 4: KNOW i, GUESS i don't.
Speaker 5: KNOW i mean all due, Respect, Emma i'm happy that
Speaker 5: you seem to like me outside of my long.
Speaker 4: Hair But i'm not cutting my. HAIR i love my long.
Speaker 5: HAIR i do not think that someone at thirty five Years,
Speaker 5: HONESTLY i think you can have.
Speaker 4: Long hair as long as you want to have. It,
Speaker 4: YEAH i genuinely.
Speaker 5: Do i've seen Like found's, Mom Debbie, Bonsa she's got
Speaker 5: like longish, hair AND i think she looks. Fine, well
Speaker 5: that's What i'm, Saying SO i don't. Know there's no
Speaker 5: Way i'm cutting it anytime. Soon the only Reason i'm
Speaker 5: gonna cut is because it's the biggest pain in my ass.
Speaker 2: Ever for reference, sake if you if you want to
Speaker 2: see What jenny looks, like she's all over The instagram
Speaker 2: just seeing to look For Dave Ryan show Or Jenny
Speaker 2: katie would be you would also see us On Dave
Speaker 2: RYAN tv right now live on. YouTube but for, reference
Speaker 2: it goes down to about the. Village, yeah but LIKE
Speaker 2: i AND i.
Speaker 5: DID i did actually just get it cut. Off it's
Speaker 5: not Like i'm one of those people that has it
Speaker 5: down to my. BUTT i want to clarify that, because,
Speaker 5: like there is probably a point in time where like
Speaker 5: your hair is a little too too.
Speaker 4: Long BUT i think finds like a normal basic length
Speaker 4: for my. Age just do. It the thirty year old, Girl,
Speaker 4: bob you need the.
Speaker 1: Bob, no.
Speaker 4: That's a good.
Speaker 2: Idea what should her hair look, Like? Emma, yeah if
Speaker 2: it's too long and for her, age what should.
Speaker 4: She cut her?
Speaker 1: Hair?
Speaker 13: Like how about children?
Speaker 4: Length, no that doesn't.
Speaker 5: WORK i have too thick of. HAIR i literally it
Speaker 5: would just be a. POOF i would be a big.
Speaker 5: Poof i'd have a basically just Like gary spivey looking
Speaker 5: fro pixie.
Speaker 4: Cut babe does Look?
Speaker 2: Emma does it look unkempt or? Shaggy WHAT i? Mean it?
Speaker 15: Does?
Speaker 2: Now? Whatever who? Cares but you don't like Her? Jenny
Speaker 2: you Like, jenny you think she's, great what are your? Impressed?
Speaker 2: Whatever but you think that she is too old to
Speaker 2: have long.
Speaker 9: Hair, yeah it's kind of a weird.
Speaker 13: Juxtaposition it's kind of throwing me off a.
Speaker 5: Bit BUT i, Mean, emma once, again no, offence but,
Speaker 5: Like i'm not going to listen to. YOU i do
Speaker 5: like my hair and it's not going anywhere. Anything what
Speaker 5: about when all of it turns? Gray, jenny will you
Speaker 5: have long hair when it's like all? GRAY i bet
Speaker 5: your hair would turn like white and like be. Beautiful,
Speaker 5: no the reason That i'm going to cut it is
Speaker 5: Because i'm just sick of, it is, like and that
Speaker 5: will probably happen in the next ten.
Speaker 4: YEARS i can IMAGINE i will cut it.
Speaker 2: Shorter is that why her women cut their hair? Short
Speaker 2: like your, Mama ronda's hair is very.
Speaker 6: Short her hair has always been, short, okay, gotcha since
Speaker 6: like my whole, life it's been.
Speaker 4: Short but, OKAY i think it's just easier to.
Speaker 6: Manage but ALSO i think her mother also thinks if
Speaker 6: you're of a certain, age your hair should be.
Speaker 4: Short but that's because she's an old, woman so it's
Speaker 4: passed down. Judgment, yes it is. PAST i think most
Speaker 4: of my mom's judgments are passed down.
Speaker 2: Judgments if you missed, It jenny or somebody cut Named
Speaker 2: emma called in and says she Loves, jenny but she
Speaker 2: thinks her hair it came out of. NOWHERE i wasn't
Speaker 2: really expecting that that her hair is too long for her? Age?
Speaker 2: Jay did you want to argue With? Emma or what
Speaker 2: did you want to? Say? Jay what do you?
Speaker 6: Got you listen To, emma who's obviously old and, bitter
Speaker 6: or you listen to someone that knows that your hair looks.
Speaker 9: Good leave your hair.
Speaker 8: Alone you leave it alone till you want to cut,
Speaker 8: it because then you look sexy as.
Speaker 4: Hell oh thank, You? Jay think.
Speaker 2: What about a nice bob, cut like a little bob
Speaker 2: like above her? Ears cut your?
Speaker 11: Hair?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Okay i'm trying to be young and, hip young and?
Speaker 2: Hip what? There we got a bunch of text messages
Speaker 2: about this. One there is no age appropriate hair length
Speaker 2: where what you, Want emma? Sucks, emma watch your own.
Speaker 2: Bobber you're not, Bald i'm sure they. Like, Okay, emma
Speaker 2: how old are?
Speaker 9: You i'm in my late.
Speaker 13: Twenties?
Speaker 2: Okay how long is your?
Speaker 9: Hair my hair is past my?
Speaker 4: Boobs, okay but.
Speaker 2: You're young enough you can still pull it. Off While,
Speaker 2: jenny the old crone over, here she needs to cut
Speaker 2: it into like a very practical maybe some tight curls
Speaker 2: like your Aunt ethel.
Speaker 6: Has, Yes, yeah tight, Curls, Jenny i'm not going to
Speaker 6: have some golden girl's hair.
Speaker 2: Somebody else on the. Phone this Is. Maggie, Hi. Maggie
Speaker 2: whose side are you?
Speaker 18: On Your?
Speaker 2: You Team jenny or Team. Emma, Okay jenny's that is so.
Speaker 9: Wrong i'm gonna be.
Speaker 12: Fifty has blown my boom and it's great.
Speaker 15: AND i love.
Speaker 4: It, Yeah i'm sure it looks.
Speaker 5: BEAUTIFUL i LIKE i, SAID i will probably cut it
Speaker 5: in like later years Because i'm sick of. It but
Speaker 5: IF i still like it and it still looks, Good
Speaker 5: i'm gonna keep it. Long right, now it is. Thriving.
Speaker 5: Okay it never looks, better is What i've been.
Speaker 4: Told keep it.
Speaker 6: Long thank.
Speaker 4: YOU i appreciate your.
Speaker 2: Support do you get comments or compliments or?
Speaker 11: COMMENTS i get, Compliments, Okay, NO i think YOU'RE i
Speaker 11: think your hair is something.
Speaker 4: The greatest right? Now watch it on.
Speaker 2: LIVE i know somebody your, hair your hair is? Fine
Speaker 2: could you? SMOIL i know somebody who has hair like a,
Speaker 2: lion and they are it is a dated hairstyle that is,
Speaker 2: thick dated and way too long For it's just out of.
Speaker 2: Style and they have SAID i get comments on my
Speaker 2: hair all the. Time, well of course you. Do IF
Speaker 2: i wore a coonskin cap on my, HEAD i would
Speaker 2: get comments on it all the. Time that doesn't mean
Speaker 2: people like. It that only means people, go who, wow
Speaker 2: where'd you get that? Hat Daniel boone type of? Thing
Speaker 2: so keep it.
Speaker 5: Long, yeah, NO i Mean i'm going. To LIKE i,
Speaker 5: SAID i must not convincing me THAT i need to change.
Speaker 4: It, so but she does love you right to your.
Speaker 5: Opinion, however it's not going to change WHAT i do
Speaker 5: with my. Life, okay keep it my hair, long thank you,
Speaker 5: much all, right