Speaker 1: All right, it is Mojo in the morning. The state's
Speaker 1: kind of flown by, but been slow bying, like I
Speaker 1: feel like it's a it's a slow by flow by
Speaker 1: the first the first half flew by. I feel like
Speaker 1: we kind of raced through from six o'clock until about
Speaker 1: eight thirty in the last hour has been eight hours long.
Speaker 1: It does feel like that, doesn't that? Absolutely Mojo in
Speaker 1: the morning. Hopefully everybody had a good weekend. Bianca, you
Speaker 1: were hanging out with the family over the weekend. I
Speaker 1: understand that you guys all did a family movie night.
Speaker 2: Yeah if that was the first one we've ever done
Speaker 2: ever in our life, which is crazy.
Speaker 1: Everybody hanging out with each other and just loving each other.
Speaker 2: Tell the Michael Moviecause me and my mom, my dad,
Speaker 2: my brother and Bryce.
Speaker 1: Family. Did your dad get up and dance like he
Speaker 1: did at my Hall of Fame party where he was dance.
Speaker 1: I'll never forget. I'll never be able to listen to
Speaker 1: Whitney Houston. I want to dance with somebody without thinking
Speaker 1: of Al and Katrina dancing with each other and your
Speaker 1: dad getting low and and.
Speaker 2: He's coming home with kiss marks on his neck.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Remember we had to examine everybody's lipstick.
Speaker 1: Your dad, Your dad is a dancer. Did he get
Speaker 1: up and dance at all? During he was at dancing?
Speaker 2: But he was screaming at the movie like he doesn't
Speaker 2: know movie etiquette. So when the actors are saying something,
Speaker 2: my dad's like, yup, he's right. Who when Joseph was like,
Speaker 2: you're either a winner or a loser, but Dad's like, yup,
Speaker 2: he's right.
Speaker 1: He's agreeing with the abusive dad. Joe Jackson.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when he brought the belt, I was like, shoot,
Speaker 2: that was me as a kid too, with the Home God.
Speaker 1: It was that bad though. Actually the theater that we
Speaker 1: were in last night, Chelsea and I went to go
Speaker 1: see it in Nova at the super Emacs for Imagine,
Speaker 1: and that theater was packed parents with kids and everything,
Speaker 1: and there was little kids.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 1: They were sitting there going you go, Michael, like it
Speaker 1: was the coolest thing ever.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 2: My dad's the same way because he doesn't know how
Speaker 2: to be quiet in a movie. And I'm but he
Speaker 2: also has been to a movie in like ten years.
Speaker 2: He probably didn't know etiquette. But also I don't know
Speaker 2: attaka either.
Speaker 1: Okay, now, and this is where We're gonna get interesting.
Speaker 1: Bianca was called unladylike for what.
Speaker 2: So I was at home and usually I'm very comfortable.
Speaker 1: When I'm at my house.
Speaker 2: Bryce was over. I'm not gonna change who I am
Speaker 2: when I have my man over.
Speaker 1: Whatever.
Speaker 2: So I'm walking around the fridge, I'm burping, I'm farting.
Speaker 2: You know, stuff happens, stuffs going on, and I'm not
Speaker 2: kind of making myself burke too, because like my stomach
Speaker 2: was already. I'm like, like that, you know, you make
Speaker 2: yourself murky?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: That was likely make me throw like do that was awful.
Speaker 1: I can't be that.
Speaker 2: And my mom's sitting in the living room and watching TV.
Speaker 2: She turns her hat around. You're so unlady like? How
Speaker 2: are you doing this in front of Bryce?
Speaker 1: I did not raise you this way?
Speaker 2: And Bryce is like, yeah, miss Sherry, You're so right,
Speaker 2: Bianka act his way Bryce, Why is Bryce switching up
Speaker 2: on me? He loves it when we're alone.
Speaker 1: Wait, Bryce loves it. When he doesn't mind it. He
Speaker 1: loves it. He loves it. Has he told you he
Speaker 1: loves it?
Speaker 2: He said he doesn't mind it.
Speaker 1: He doesn't mind.
Speaker 4: You.
Speaker 1: He doesn't because I'll be honest with you, Most women,
Speaker 1: including my wife, don't ever burp and fart in front
Speaker 1: of Really, I've not. No, I've never dated a woman
Speaker 1: that I or a girl that burped and farted like that.
Speaker 1: I think it would be a little bit of a
Speaker 1: turn off if Oh really.
Speaker 2: He doesn't mind it, but he doesn't do it in
Speaker 2: front of me, which.
Speaker 1: Is a little weird. He minds it, he just doesn't
Speaker 1: have to tell you that. Okay, Well, yeah, so your
Speaker 1: mom is trying to get him to or get you
Speaker 1: to be polite, more polite. Yeah, And I asked, I
Speaker 1: asked his mom about it.
Speaker 2: I asked her.
Speaker 1: Wait, you went to his mom and said to his
Speaker 1: mom what I said?
Speaker 2: Hey, like I fart in burb in front of Brice sometimes.
Speaker 1: Is that an issue?
Speaker 2: She says, Oh, burp all far, I'll poop. I'll do
Speaker 2: whatever I gotta do in front of my man.
Speaker 4: I don't care.
Speaker 1: It's human nature.
Speaker 7: He was raised this way, so that's probably why he
Speaker 7: not mind.
Speaker 3: So it runs in the family.
Speaker 1: I guess that's how I know I fit right in.
Speaker 1: Did your mom do this in front of your dad?
Speaker 2: No, She'll we walk around naked in the house sometimes.
Speaker 4: Like.
Speaker 1: Your mom walks around the house naked.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like she'll have a rollbot. Like she used to
Speaker 2: get ready in her bathroom naked.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's where, but she's not. She's not taking a
Speaker 1: douchie with a door open.
Speaker 4: Issue.
Speaker 2: No, but I don't think it's an issue.
Speaker 1: Rice hasn't seen you poop? Right?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: No, No, we've been gone that far.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Can I be honest, you are a very beautiful,
Speaker 1: wonderful person. I love you literally like a little sister daughter. Okay,
Speaker 1: but don't burpen fart, And honestly, when you do that
Speaker 1: thing in the studio where you do the female farts,
Speaker 1: I love. That to me is the grossest thing I
Speaker 1: ever And honestly, no guy wants to hear a girl's
Speaker 1: female fart. Yes I do.
Speaker 6: I agree with Mojo.
Speaker 4: I had a boyfriend for like five years, and I
Speaker 4: would say year four, I started burping and farting in
Speaker 4: front of him, and I swear that that is part
Speaker 4: of the reason why he lost interest in me.
Speaker 1: Honestly, absolutely, I'm glad that you said that because I
Speaker 1: know a guy that dumped a girl.
Speaker 3: Because I remember you, I always remember you talking about this,
Speaker 3: and I will not fart in front of.
Speaker 1: He said it wasn't an accidental one. It was like
Speaker 1: a pull my finger, and he was so disgusted by it.
Speaker 1: And they had been dating for a little bit, but
Speaker 1: he was just like, I just can't look at her
Speaker 1: the same way.
Speaker 3: I feel even like pooping at home when he's home,
Speaker 3: because I know there's a chance he'll go up and
Speaker 3: smell it and smell it.
Speaker 2: I feel like if you don't do it though with
Speaker 2: your significant other, you guys aren't close enough, and.
Speaker 1: That's a sign of closeness.
Speaker 7: I think you can, like for a one off, but
Speaker 7: if you just walking around yeah, ass breathe.
Speaker 1: That's like his bro Phil, what's up?
Speaker 5: Phil?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I could actually burp the whole alphabet in one.
Speaker 6: Not very attractive but also first time long time.
Speaker 1: Phil, How do you feel about your girl burping and
Speaker 1: farting the alphabet in front of you?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: You know, go ahead, let's go.
Speaker 6: So you have no problems my energy, Let's do it.
Speaker 1: You don't find it to be something that's not romantic
Speaker 1: at all. That's kind of a turnoff, No, Because.
Speaker 5: When you're with your partner, you're supposed to share everything.
Speaker 3: You're also supposed to keep some romance alife.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. I don't think that you want
Speaker 1: to share all of everything. What's going on? How you doing?
Speaker 7: I'm good?
Speaker 1: How are you doing? Okay? What's happening? What do you
Speaker 1: think about Bianca being called Unladylike?
Speaker 6: I disagree with that. We all have to do like
Speaker 6: we all have to fart and boo boo and and
Speaker 6: I just hate pretay.
Speaker 3: Like we don't Like I do that all in front
Speaker 3: of my husband.
Speaker 5: He closes the door, he closes the door when he
Speaker 5: goes number two.
Speaker 1: But I don't.
Speaker 2: I'm like, we all have to do it.
Speaker 1: You leave the door open so everybody can smell and hear.
Speaker 5: Well, it's only it's only him and I that live here.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I.
Speaker 5: Just pay pretend like, oh girls, we on fire, we
Speaker 5: don't poop.
Speaker 4: Like that's so unrealistic.
Speaker 1: I don't care if it's not romantic. There's a difference depending.
Speaker 1: I don't. I just don't want to do it in
Speaker 1: front of them. Yeah, the idea of the idea. She's
Speaker 1: pushing one out in front and beyond in front of
Speaker 1: her guy, you know what I mean? What's what's up, Jason?
Speaker 1: How you doing.
Speaker 6: All right? I just gotta say, I prefer if she's
Speaker 6: gonna far from me, because that means she's more comfortable.
Speaker 6: I would prefer her to be more comfortable in herself
Speaker 6: and natural around me.
Speaker 1: She's more comfortable or she's more disgusting.
Speaker 6: Come on, it's all natural. Everybody does it.
Speaker 1: It's you know, I get it. But she's pushing it out.
Speaker 1: It's not like it slips out, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: And and she's embarrassed by it.
Speaker 6: She's literally the first time Michael did it in front
Speaker 6: of me, it was an accident. And yeah, she's been
Speaker 6: doing it ever since.
Speaker 1: The thing with Bianca is she just got back from
Speaker 1: the movies. She's got popcorn firts.
Speaker 2: You don't even the bad ones. Brice is like, oh
Speaker 2: I suppose.
Speaker 1: Okay, What's what's up man? How you doing. I'm just
Speaker 1: disgusted by Bianca. Oh what's going on?
Speaker 5: I mean, unfortunately, it's it's natural. I mean, my husband
Speaker 5: unfortunately looked down while while I was giving birth to
Speaker 5: our kid, and some of things that he probably never
Speaker 5: wants to see again, including like I I pooped when
Speaker 5: I gave birth to our kid. You know, it's just
Speaker 5: it's not.
Speaker 1: By the way you are giving birth to his child.
Speaker 1: That's one thing. And that happens, you're gonna be whatever.
Speaker 1: And he's seeing this beautiful baby, this is a Saturday
Speaker 1: night after seeing a movie with her dad out.
Speaker 2: Can I be honest? I think there's a double standard
Speaker 2: set here. I think if a guy were to do it,
Speaker 2: it's no issue.
Speaker 1: It's not a problem. I should.
Speaker 2: Yeah, see the guy does it, it's like natural. It's like, oh,
Speaker 2: all guys do that. But if a girl does it, oh,
Speaker 2: she's a lady, like she shouldn't be doing that now.
Speaker 7: I mean, I get what you're saying. I think it
Speaker 7: is more acceptable. I think it happens more often that
Speaker 7: a guy behaves that way. But do you want to
Speaker 7: behave the same way that a guy is?
Speaker 1: No? But Brad, what you want to say?
Speaker 5: Hello?
Speaker 1: Hi, Brad?
Speaker 5: Hey, how's it going Mojo?
Speaker 1: What's going on?
Speaker 2: Hey?
Speaker 6: You guys actually call me by my real name today,
Speaker 6: usually call me Nathan.
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know, we must add it in here. Wrong,
Speaker 1: what's going on? Brad?
Speaker 5: No, it's all good. I think my son called in
Speaker 5: one day.
Speaker 1: You guys, Okay, Yeah, what's happening? Would you want to say?
Speaker 1: I just wanted to.
Speaker 6: Comment on that other caller.
Speaker 1: Man, my wife be doing that too.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 5: She's leaving that bathroom door open in our bedroom and
Speaker 5: I'm like, no, you gotta shut that door.
Speaker 6: I'll be killing all the time what we do.
Speaker 5: But come on, man, I might want to eat at
Speaker 5: that roughsaurant someday.
Speaker 3: You never know.
Speaker 1: That's great. Your boyfriend is on the phone. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: Beyonca's boyfriend. Bryce is on the phone here right now. Bryce, Hello,
Speaker 1: Hello Bryce? Bryce? Do you really like it when she
Speaker 1: does this?
Speaker 6: Honestly? I I really don't mind. Honestly, Like, if she
Speaker 6: treats me good.
Speaker 1: That's all that matters, thank you. But is she treating
Speaker 1: you good when she's making you have a Dutch oven?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 1: Is there?
Speaker 6: But if we're driving, if we're driving on the highway
Speaker 6: and she parked, I might kick her.
Speaker 2: Out of the car.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I do have like the very dudly ones and
Speaker 2: he's like, dude, why you gotta do it?
Speaker 1: Right now?
Speaker 2: I'm locking with her, windows are going.
Speaker 6: Down, But it gets really bad sometimes I'm not going
Speaker 6: Do you.
Speaker 1: Think that you date Bionca because it sounds to me
Speaker 1: like she is more like her mom than she is
Speaker 1: like her like your mom. Then she is like her mom. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like your mom and her are very similar.
Speaker 2: No, it's really funny sometimes like they'll have like so
Speaker 2: much stuff in common, honestly, sometimes just to hang out
Speaker 2: the mom. Bryce isn't even there honestly at this.
Speaker 1: Point, boy, you guys are definitely getting married. In no way.
Speaker 1: We're locked in stunt. What do you want to say? Stunt?
Speaker 6: I just want to say no, man shouldn't be far
Speaker 6: and nobody want to.
Speaker 1: Listen. It's funny once as an an accident, but to
Speaker 1: sit there and have fart contests with each other, I
Speaker 1: just don't know that's gonna You know that.
Speaker 5: Listen, when you do that, you I got a pro.
Speaker 1: It's it's yeah, it's no longer a romance. It's a
Speaker 1: bromance between you and Bryce likes the bromance.
Speaker 2: I'm still done for it.
Speaker 4: Hey, it works for conversation, impact your behavior moving forward.
Speaker 2: No, listen, I got stomach issues, bro, So I'm gonna
Speaker 2: have some problems going on all day this.
Speaker 1: You know it's going to impact the relationship. What she
Speaker 1: eats for lunch is going to do is going to
Speaker 1: im it deals with the two Bryce. Is there any
Speaker 1: food is there any foods that make her extra gassy,
Speaker 1: like places that you can't go to to eat anymore.
Speaker 1: Usually when we go to Chipotle and she gets beans
Speaker 1: in her bullet. Do it for you?
Speaker 2: And that chicken bro I don't know if that chickens
Speaker 2: even real.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. All right, well, bryce you'd be good fun.
Speaker 1: There's more. You need to go to the bathroom road
Speaker 1: a chat. By the way, there's no issue. He does it.
Speaker 1: It's all discuss will be on your turn. Oh my god.