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Speaker 2: Go if I had one.

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Speaker 1: I don't have a talk back, and normally there's a punishment.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, that's the punishment. I'll know what

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Speaker 3: The silence is deafening from the listeners, to be sure,

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Speaker 3: that because it puts things in perspective. Dragon little did

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Speaker 3: you know if Kamala Harris god forbid had won in November?

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Speaker 2: Are we having that press conference?

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Speaker 1: Are we having Well maybe you saw the tweets or

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Speaker 3: At least Joe Biden had the decency. And I am

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Speaker 3: And Elizabeth Warren pocahonness she didn't do it either. They

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Speaker 2: And because you played what you just played, I have something.

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Speaker 3: I played it for the first time on this program

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Speaker 2: I haven't heard that before. Man that I all got chills.

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Speaker 3: And I will send it to you if you want

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Speaker 3: Schuling Live.

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Speaker 2: President Donald J.

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Speaker 4: Well, we're very happy about the disagreement. You look at

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Speaker 4: you a happy Columbus. Say you look at it. They're

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Speaker 4: So happy Columbus Day to everybody, and we hope everybody's

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Speaker 4: having a tremendous day. But we love him. The Piece deal,

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Speaker 3: For two excruciating years, I have called for the return

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Speaker 4: Well, I had nothing to do with the deal, you know, Bigguse.

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Speaker 3: We did hear this as well, mister President, very kind

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Speaker 5: Mister President, I would like to salute you, yes, you

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Speaker 5: for your exemplary leadership, visional leadership, and I think that

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Speaker 2: Point in time.

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Speaker 5: World would always remember you as a man who did

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Speaker 3: And the Prime Minister of Pakistan, Chebez Sharif also nominated

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Speaker 3: Bit alarming that you were not mentioned more prominently, nor

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Speaker 2: Does that mean anything to you?

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Speaker 4: Well, I should win it, and frankly, I should win

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Speaker 4: She did a tremendous job. She dedicated it to me.

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Speaker 4: But the rest of the world is very unhappy with

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Speaker 3: of Kid Rock, had a great time. You signed this

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Speaker 6: These are all the horrible things he's called me over

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Speaker 6: I know it's my it's my prize possession.

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Speaker 2: What a signature.

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Speaker 6: That's one of the best signatures.

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Speaker 2: Dopey Dubby. Trouble is that.

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Speaker 2: How did he know that? He doesn't him this?

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Speaker 7: This is what's so amazing that he, at the top

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Speaker 6: Now you're just just It's that's hip, it's hip, and

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Speaker 3: The thing about that is, and Sean's a great guy,

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Speaker 2: On can can we say whom it fooled? Here? Should we?

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Speaker 2: It fooled Kathy Walker, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: They called her, yes, said hey, we want parts of

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Speaker 3: And of course my policy is I'm never gonna front

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Speaker 3: So I have a very big crush on Georgia Maloney,

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Speaker 2: Your political career. But she's beautiful. You're beautiful. Do you

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Speaker 2: mind hearing that? He is making beautiful great again? Women

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Speaker 3: Three one zero three? Is it okay if President Trump

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Speaker 8: Brown, Good morning, Ryan and Dragon. Just wanted to let

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Speaker 2: Very scary this Halloween.

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Speaker 3: If you could have seen Dragon's face, and it really

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Speaker 2: That minute before. Seriously gave me chills. It was that scary, and.

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Speaker 3: Apparently for the dogs and the kids too, for our

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Speaker 3: talkbacker it is Halloween. I am sending it out and

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Speaker 3: this Ryan requested it, said Ryan, I want it. Ryan

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Speaker 3: Brown sent me his email address. Ryan, guess what You've

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Speaker 3: And to this Texter's point, you can send your text

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Speaker 3: at three three one zero three. Ryan, I remember driving

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Speaker 3: down I twenty five, stuck in traffic when you played

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Speaker 3: that Kamala Harris Choker laugh. I just laughed just as

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Speaker 3: It was a sit down, I believe on sixty minutes

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Speaker 2: It was a like a test. You didn't study for it,

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Speaker 2: this string of explotives you put in that text. Which one?

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Speaker 2: What are you talking about? Where are the explotives? You do? You?

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Speaker 3: You?

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Speaker 2: You said something we can't say that on it.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the one I said you okay, See my

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Speaker 3: it in a different direction. What people don't know. Sean

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Speaker 3: Saturday Night Live. He's a younger guy, younger than me,

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Speaker 3: I'm fifty one, so Dragon's younger than me a little bit, right, correct, yea, yeah,

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Speaker 3: When it came to the bridge comment though you saw

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Speaker 3: Whatever happens happens. And I think that's an important dynamic

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Speaker 3: There was a Chippendale sketch in which Patrick Swayze was

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Speaker 3: but you had three judges for the Chippendales, Kevin Neelan,

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Speaker 3: Jan Hooks, Mike Myers and unlike Jimmy Fallon who almost

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Speaker 3: ruined the famous cowbo Bell sketch if you remember, because

440
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:59,360
Speaker 3: he was cracking up, Chris Parnell doesn't break that guy's rock.

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Speaker 3: Sally so good in a sketch like that, but he

442
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:04,960
Speaker 3: almost broke because Jimmy broke. And my sister and I

443
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Speaker 3: were just talking about this, Lizzie.

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Speaker 2: And I she hates it.

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Speaker 3: Like they'll have highlight reels like on TikTokers of comedians

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Speaker 3: or sketch art breaking, meaning they start cracking.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm with my sister. That's not funny. What's

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Speaker 2: funny is when Kevin Neelan.

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00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:21,920
Speaker 3: Is looking as serious as a heart attack at Chris

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Speaker 3: Farley doing these ridiculous fat man dance moves. Don't yu

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Speaker 3: uh huh, I get it, Okay, I understand, And he

452
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Speaker 3: even articulates Nielan. Now, Kneelan's coming to Comedy Works South November,

453
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Speaker 3: and I'm gonna try my damn just to get an

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Speaker 3: interview with him, because I think that'll be fascinating, just

455
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Speaker 3: to get his insights on all these all time greats

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Speaker 3: that he's had the chance to work.

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Speaker 2: With, and he is one of them.

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Speaker 3: But he said, and it kind of made sense that

459
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Speaker 3: there's maybe a larger lady market out there for which

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Speaker 3: a Chris Farley type dancer might be appealing. And he

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Speaker 3: said that he delivered it just clear as day, no wavering,

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Speaker 3: no laughter. Chan Hook's not laughing, Mike Myers not laughing,

463
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Speaker 3: and that made the sketch. To me, it made Chris

464
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Speaker 3: far funnier because you're not trying to outdo him, and

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Speaker 3: I don't want that. It's like a good rhythm guitarist

466
00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:10,199
Speaker 3: is not going to try to outshine Eric Clapton on

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Speaker 3: stage when he's playing lead.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that sort of thing.

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Speaker 3: And you know, with Sean, this guy is just such

470
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Speaker 3: a remarkable talent that I just invited him to be

471
00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:21,879
Speaker 3: on the show and to showcase that ability.

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Speaker 2: And he always risks on me, if you notice.

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Speaker 3: At the end, because I do a fair to Middland,

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Speaker 3: I would say impression of our President Donald J. Trump

475
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Speaker 3: is with affection. I think good impressions come from that place.

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Speaker 3: And I actually interviewed Darryl Hammond not that long ago

477
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Speaker 3: about that. He an SNL grade of his own right

478
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:42,119
Speaker 3: and also did a very good impression of Donald Trump.

479
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Speaker 3: And he said he didn't like Alec Baldwin's impersonation because

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Speaker 3: it came from a hateful place and that in order

481
00:24:49,359 --> 00:24:53,520
Speaker 3: to impersonate somebody, well, there has to be some ounce

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Speaker 3: of compassion that you become that person. I mean, I

483
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Speaker 3: know I'm kind of teaching acting one O one here,

484
00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:01,320
Speaker 3: but you can't, let's see your play a villain, you

485
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:03,920
Speaker 3: have to become the villain, you know, like he Fledger

486
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:05,640
Speaker 3: did as the Joker in the Dark Knight and did

487
00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:08,840
Speaker 3: so well, a little too well, that he immersed himself

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Speaker 3: in that character. He became that character. You can't hate

489
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Speaker 3: the character that you're playing. And Alec Baldwin hates Donald Trump,

490
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Speaker 3: and therefore, in my opinion, the impersonation is tainted. Where's

491
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:22,679
Speaker 3: Daryl Hammond's was not and Sean Ferrish is not. And

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Speaker 3: Sean does it from a loving place, but he gets it.

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Speaker 3: Trump's bombastic, He's over the top. He says incredible things

494
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Speaker 3: that are that are far outlandish, Like I was best

495
00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:37,119
Speaker 3: friends with Thomas Jefferson, we called him TJ. Like Sean

496
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:38,800
Speaker 3: takes it to that next level, a little bit more

497
00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:42,280
Speaker 3: ridiculous extreme, but it's still funny because it's quasi ibelievable

498
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Speaker 3: that Donald Trump would actually say or do something like that.

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Speaker 2: So always have a good time with him.

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Speaker 3: And Patty just sends in Ryan the Chris Farley dance

501
00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:53,280
Speaker 3: moves and serious face was amazing.

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Speaker 2: Best ever.

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Speaker 3: The thing about Chris Farley too, is he was a

504
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Speaker 3: good athlete. He could do cartwheels. I mean, he was

505
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:04,639
Speaker 3: extremely athletic for a man of his girth and size,

506
00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:07,400
Speaker 3: and he showed that in that Chippendale sketch he had

507
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:09,960
Speaker 3: legitimate dance most do you remember that sketch Dragon?

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Speaker 1: Oh, certainly I can remember him doing Cartwells the ramp

509
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:16,960
Speaker 1: to the stage on other Letter events, So it's like, dude, yeah,

510
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Speaker 1: hand move, what he do?

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Speaker 2: He just let it rip? And the other part about

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Speaker 2: that sketch too.

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Speaker 3: So Patrick Swayze is not a classically trained comedic actor.

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00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:32,800
Speaker 3: He was a very good, I think serious actor in

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Speaker 3: the roles that he played Roadhouse Ghost, none of those

516
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:37,680
Speaker 3: sort of thing. Point break I think was another one.

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Speaker 3: But in that sketch, he didn't break. He didn't break.

518
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Speaker 3: He was the dancing character and he was just so

519
00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:46,040
Speaker 3: nervous and wanting to win, but a nice guy, and

520
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:48,639
Speaker 3: he didn't want to see Chris Farley's character lose. It

521
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:51,800
Speaker 3: was really a neat textured sketch and one of the best,

522
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Speaker 3: definitely in my opinion, top five all time SNL sketches,

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Speaker 3: And if you have a thought on that, I want

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Speaker 3: you to text to me at thirty three to one

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Speaker 3: oh three. Off the top of my head, all time

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00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:05,440
Speaker 3: sn sketches would be that one cal Bell with Christopher

527
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:10,840
Speaker 3: Walkin in the Sinatra Group where Phil Hartman plays Frank Sinatra.

528
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:15,960
Speaker 3: He's on fire. Sting portrays Billy Idol. That's funny. Chan

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00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:20,200
Speaker 3: Hooks as Shinead O'Connor, Chris Rock as Luther Campbell from

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00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:24,360
Speaker 3: Two Live Crew, and then Steve and Edie Frank Sinatra

531
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:28,720
Speaker 3: sidekicks as portrayed by Mike Myers and Victoria Jackson. It

532
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:33,000
Speaker 3: is all NonStop, last from start to finish. It is

533
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:35,760
Speaker 3: so well written and so well delivered by the late

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Speaker 3: great Phil Hartman. And I was talking to Dan about

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Speaker 3: that yesterday too. This is something that President Trump says

536
00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:47,440
Speaker 3: and does. He'd be on the campaign trail and he'd

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00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:49,600
Speaker 3: be talking about the indictments that he was facing, or

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00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:52,840
Speaker 3: the charges that came against him, the weaponization of the DOJ,

539
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,320
Speaker 3: the thirty four felony counts that he was convicted of.

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Speaker 3: I've been convicted more than the late great l Capone.

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Speaker 3: I'm just thinking, is that really appropriate to call a

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Speaker 3: mobster who was responsible for the Saint Valentine's Day massacre

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00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:12,439
Speaker 3: and other mob related hits of the classic era of

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Speaker 3: nineteen twenty Chicago bootlegging, to call him the late great

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00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:19,280
Speaker 3: al Capone.

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00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:21,000
Speaker 2: That's what he did.

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Speaker 3: Your text at three three one zero three your talkbacks,

548
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:27,200
Speaker 3: or you're gonna get more kamala. You get more cackling kamala,

549
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:30,399
Speaker 3: you'll get the Halloween version with the joker laugh. That

550
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:35,119
Speaker 3: really scared Dragon and scared our talkbackers dogging kids. So

551
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:38,880
Speaker 3: that's the warning, carrot and stick approach here, folks, talkbacks.

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Speaker 3: When we come back, wrapping up this hour of the

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Speaker 3: situation without Michael Brown, Ryan Shuling filling in.

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Speaker 8: That joker laugh is actually my ring tone on my phone.

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00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:51,640
Speaker 1: Send the text messaging with your email. Get the new

556
00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:55,400
Speaker 1: joker laugh. That's right, new ringtone. Come on, it's already

557
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:58,680
Speaker 1: happened for Ryan Brown. Great first name there, Ry, and

558
00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:00,440
Speaker 1: I sent it to him. If you like it for

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00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:04,120
Speaker 1: your Halloween use sending your email address at three three

560
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:06,680
Speaker 1: one zero three and it shall be done. Ryan Schuling

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Speaker 1: filling in for Michael Brown. Winding down this third hour

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Speaker 1: of four, this four hour odyssey, it's longer than the

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Speaker 1: three hour tour that Gelligan took with the Skipper.

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00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:19,760
Speaker 2: It was a big problem Gelligan. Let's see, I'm not

565
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:20,440
Speaker 2: supposed to do that.

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00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:23,320
Speaker 3: President told me to not quit my day job and

567
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:26,360
Speaker 3: stop impersonating him. I can't help it sometimes and it

568
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:30,160
Speaker 3: goes to this Texter, I just tuned in during the interview,

569
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:34,760
Speaker 3: so I missed the Halloween cackle. Play it again please, btw,

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00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:36,040
Speaker 3: I thought the interview was real.

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00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:37,320
Speaker 2: You're not the only one.

572
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:42,960
Speaker 3: And John texts me this that Rosie O'Donnell cracked me up.

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00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:45,200
Speaker 3: You should not be talking about this when I'm trying

574
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:48,840
Speaker 3: to drive down the road. Yes, there will be comedic

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00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:53,160
Speaker 3: value to this program. Normally that comes from Brown's personal stories,

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00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:56,400
Speaker 3: and they may be coming in hot and heavy tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: How do you think that trip went for I'm dragon.

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Speaker 4: Oh.

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Speaker 1: I think the trip was was phenomenal because you know,

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Speaker 1: he enjoys going to New York and having a granddaughter

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00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:07,120
Speaker 1: experience for the first time. I'm sure there will be

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Speaker 1: lots of you know how children experience new things, a

583
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:13,400
Speaker 1: lot of joy in that. But I am more anxious

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Speaker 1: to hear about the trip home because he is personally

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00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:20,640
Speaker 1: nervous about, you know, ATC being shutdown and he might

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Speaker 1: not even get.

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Speaker 2: A flight home. Denver Airport yesterday was a madhouse.

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00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:28,440
Speaker 3: It was a zoo. I think I might have had

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00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:31,320
Speaker 3: something to do with it. Jud Bud just wants the

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00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:34,400
Speaker 3: ring tone. You're going to get it it would make

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Speaker 3: a good ring tone, Yeah, because it'd be it's about

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00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:39,880
Speaker 3: thirty three seconds long, so that'll that'll cover any call

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00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:43,360
Speaker 3: coming in. I didn't even think of that, Ryan no Bs.

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00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:46,520
Speaker 3: I have never watched a single second of SNL other

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00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:49,320
Speaker 3: than clips I couldn't avoid. Well, I'm going to tell

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Speaker 3: you really missed out from the OG cast of the

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00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:55,000
Speaker 3: mid to late seventies, of course, And then I would

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Speaker 3: say again, Eddie Murphy's years, Joepiscopola, those two together.

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00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:03,200
Speaker 2: Were great and a knee and that's a great sketch.

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00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:05,880
Speaker 3: If you haven't seen it, you got Piscopos, Frank Sinatra

601
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:10,440
Speaker 3: and Eddie Murphy as Stevie Wonder and Eddie can sing.

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00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:12,880
Speaker 2: If you didn't know that, this guy's talent.

603
00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:16,920
Speaker 3: Eddie Murphy arguably my all time favorite comedian all around.

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00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,680
Speaker 2: He's got a song, He's got the party all the time.

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00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:25,560
Speaker 3: Goo wants to party all the time, Patty all the time. Yes, yeah,

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00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:27,239
Speaker 3: maybe you'll need to play that coming back from one

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00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:30,560
Speaker 3: of our next breaks. There can't all right, good, awesome

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00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:35,240
Speaker 3: The SNL the neighbors upstairs skit, that's a very good one.

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00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:39,280
Speaker 3: And how could I leave out motivational speaker Matt Foley.

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00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:42,960
Speaker 2: I've been thrice divorced, and I live in a van

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00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:46,280
Speaker 2: down by the river, which.

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Speaker 3: Our own Shannon Scott actually does Shannon's funny. I don't

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Speaker 3: know if he's matt fully funny. I don't know that

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00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:55,280
Speaker 3: Shannon would claim that he's matt fully funny. But the

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00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:59,080
Speaker 3: original sketch I believe Phil Hartman, of course, part of it.

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Speaker 2: Julia Sweeney.

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00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,880
Speaker 3: Phil Hartman plays the dad, she plays the mom, Christina

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00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:05,720
Speaker 3: Applegate plays the daughter. She's the guest host that week,

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Speaker 3: and David Spade plays the sun and.

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Speaker 2: Spade cannot hold it together. I can't blame him both.

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Speaker 3: Farley doing Matt Foley right in your face, good luck.

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Speaker 3: If there's ever a sketch I might have broken in

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Speaker 3: that might have been in, I don't blame David Spade

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00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:22,800
Speaker 3: for that one. In that case, it might have actually

625
00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:25,440
Speaker 3: made it kind of funny. You know who didn't break though?

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00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:29,360
Speaker 3: Phil Hartman a pros pro ripe, both him and Farley.

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Speaker 3: It's just so sad they're both gone and have them

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Speaker 3: for so long. Our four situation without Michael Brown still ahead,