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Speaker 1: Hey, it is free Comedy Friday. It's the first free

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Speaker 1: comedy Friday of the year, and we are having two

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Speaker 1: of our favorite people in the studio. I always love

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Speaker 1: when the Sclar brothers are in town and they are

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Speaker 1: here performing at the La Jolla Comedy Store this weekend.

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Speaker 1: Got a couple shows tonight, a couple of shows tomorrow night,

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Speaker 1: a Sunday show. Look at you guys. You guys are

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Speaker 1: big time.

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 1: Yes, this is fantastic. Okay, okay, that's great. I love

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Speaker 1: when the Star Brothers come to town. Man, you guys

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Speaker 1: are always killing it.

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Speaker 2: I love it.

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Speaker 1: Man to two of my favorite people. Man, I love

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Speaker 1: when you guys are in here. So we were just talking.

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Speaker 1: You know, we're through the holidays. We made it. The

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Speaker 1: holidays are done. Are you guys? Big holiday people? Do

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Speaker 1: you guys get do you get crazy for it?

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Speaker 2: So? I do like the holidays. It's what's crazy is

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Speaker 2: like you know, as we're Jews who grow up juice

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Speaker 2: and like my sorry that's.

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Speaker 1: Targets.

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Speaker 2: As kids, we never like we never celebrated Christmas. My wife,

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Speaker 2: who is Jewish, celebrated Christmas. So like we now, if

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Speaker 2: you show your kids like a Christmas tree once, like

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Speaker 2: introducing them to crack. We should do that crack once.

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Speaker 2: You can't have it ever again. So over time, like

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Speaker 2: I will say, like over time, like I'm like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I get it. It's great. I like the music. It's winter.

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Speaker 2: We call it a holiday bush. I don't care whatever,

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Speaker 2: So like I do kind of get into it, and

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Speaker 2: I'm like I dig the parties. I like hanging out

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Speaker 2: with people. To me, it is the ultimate like reset

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Speaker 2: if you look at it in terms of you know,

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Speaker 2: like your your kids are off school, if your kids

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Speaker 2: are older, Like, if your kids are younger, it's the

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Speaker 2: worst thing. Get them back to school, get them out

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Speaker 2: of this house. What I got to plan more stuff

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Speaker 2: for them.

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Speaker 1: You get two weeks.

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Speaker 2: When they're older, they're like, oh my god, why is

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Speaker 2: this break so short? These kids need a break. My

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Speaker 2: kids are like doc workers. I'm like, you get these

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Speaker 2: kids need a break while they wake up at ten

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Speaker 2: and go to college. So it's it's it's nice because

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Speaker 2: then like they're not working and they're in a good mood.

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Speaker 2: You're kind of off of work and things kind of

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Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Like everybody's in this more

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Speaker 2: of a chill place, which I feel like that general attitude.

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Speaker 2: We need more of that.

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Speaker 1: And we're at the point I think in America where

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Speaker 1: Christmas is now there's a blank slate. It's not like

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Speaker 1: a religious thing. It's just a winter and movies. Yeah, movies, food, winter, chill,

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Speaker 2: Parties getting like Christmas cards, like in the mail from

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Speaker 2: people that I my wife and I have to spend

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Speaker 2: like an hour trying to remember the right how we

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Speaker 2: know that you get that one, You're like, how do

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Speaker 2: My kids is how? This is how funny? My kids

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Speaker 2: the greatest prank, the greatest smallest prank ever. So we

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Speaker 2: get a bunch of these cards and whatnot, and then

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Speaker 2: we get these like this card from the Cliberman's from

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Speaker 2: New York and it's like just this picture, and my

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Speaker 2: wife and I are like, who who are these people?

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Speaker 2: And they wrote a whole note and a whole message

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Speaker 2: like we're having such a great year and this year

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Speaker 2: and this person did this and that, you know, like

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Speaker 2: the full on report and like and like who is this?

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Speaker 2: Is this this? And my wife and I took like

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Speaker 2: literally three days to figure it out. Am I gone

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Speaker 2: to Facebook? We wanted to face we went through all

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Speaker 2: like we were like the internet following them and we

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Speaker 2: both were like, so we went into our thing and

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Speaker 2: there was like a we were both following them on

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Speaker 2: And my kids totally made them up and they got

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Speaker 2: as these people. I'm like, this is the greatest prank

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Speaker 2: ever to like get a heat on your oh man,

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Speaker 1: It makes you feel like I'm crazy. I'm crazy, Like

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Speaker 1: how do I not know these people?

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Speaker 2: They wanted us to feel like we're going crazy? I

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Speaker 2: mean I already feel that way, you know what I mean. No,

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Speaker 2: here's the deal. I so I'm going to get all

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Speaker 2: and I realized this as we get older, there are

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Speaker 2: two places that I never want to go. I don't

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Speaker 2: and I don't want to go to the mailbox. Okay,

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Speaker 2: nothing good can come out of it, nothing, nothing good

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Speaker 2: and be like, hey, honey, someone paid all our bills

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Speaker 1: There's another check in the mail.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. Or you go to the doctor and

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Speaker 2: they're like, hey, we did a colonoscopy. We were up

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Speaker 2: a lump on his breast. Good news is we caught it?

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Speaker 2: Or right, only no good news. So my mail is

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Speaker 2: just stacking up into my mailbox because I don't want

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Speaker 2: to go. I want to get Christmas like you still

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Speaker 2: live here? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Well and then you know you mentioned that you get

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Speaker 1: the ones that give you the year in review, and

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Speaker 1: it's like too much information and they act like everything

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Speaker 1: is great, right, we know, real life.

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Speaker 2: Need this. I see you walking around my neighborhood, look

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Speaker 2: like miserable, like everybody's card.

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Speaker 1: You know this.

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Speaker 2: This year has been tough. Sit in the driveway and

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Speaker 2: cry for certain hands come into My husband and I

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Speaker 2: don't really talk to each other, and time and then

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Speaker 2: I hope your Christmas is going.

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Speaker 1: That.

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Speaker 2: I hope you guys are happy. So it's all cheery

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Speaker 2: with just one of those just like drop one of those. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: like my middle child, Well I don't like one of

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Speaker 2: my children. So happy bitch on the front and you

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Speaker 1: Yeah to choose your own adventure. So this is great.

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Speaker 2: So the in terms of I wonder if I can

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Speaker 2: tell this story, I'm just gonna tell the story and

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Speaker 2: the best way kids. So I was just telling my

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Speaker 2: friend about this the other day. So when my my

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Speaker 2: now I'm in a point where and back to me

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Speaker 2: and my wife were empty nesters, literally empty nesters, and

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Speaker 2: we went on the baby moon trip, you know how

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Speaker 2: you take that before our first kid was born, like

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Speaker 2: the last time my wife and I could travel. We're

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Speaker 2: down in Mexico and we're staying at this place called

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Speaker 2: Ecal del Mar, which was in ply del Karma, near Kingka,

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Speaker 2: and this is like beautiful new Ish resort and each

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Speaker 2: with like all this gorgeous landscaping around and the just

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Speaker 2: wild and it was just a beautiful little thing. And

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Speaker 2: my wife was pregnant, and like at like two in

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Speaker 2: the morning, she's like, you gotta I need something from

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Speaker 2: and I was like, of course, you know, I'm just

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Speaker 2: basically a runner at this point. Yeah, So I go

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Speaker 2: up and right, I'm a go for for my wife's assistance.

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Speaker 2: So I'm like task grask. So I run up to

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Speaker 2: you know, again, it's like it looks like the jungle.

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Speaker 2: having sex, and I this is what goes through my brain.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, my wife has blonde hair. This woman

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Speaker 2: through my head. While the door is open, I'm watching

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Speaker 2: I don't know. It was like I was standing there

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Speaker 2: for so I'm like, what because you're tired, you know

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Speaker 2: when you're tired and like open staying at the resort.

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Speaker 2: So I'm still staying at the resort. So then the

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Speaker 2: rest of the time you were worried about seeing who

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Speaker 2: who is giving us the cold shoulder to think, like

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Speaker 2: who's maybe saw me walk into their room? And I

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Speaker 2: blame the hotel because the rooms aren't well enough marked.

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Speaker 2: Is that crazy? It is one of the most might

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Speaker 2: But now that your kids are grown, and like this

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Speaker 2: Father's Day you went on, your wife took you on

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Speaker 2: a staycation, which this is the crazy best had, like

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Speaker 1: That's the dream. That's the dream.

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Speaker 2: So I'm with my wife and she takes me on

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Speaker 2: like a little staycation to like a little hotel in

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Speaker 2: like immediately take mushrooms. But when your kids are older,

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Speaker 2: you act like you don't have you're my kids aren't around,

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Speaker 2: which they are. And then we get to the pool

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Speaker 2: never had kids. Like one kid makes a noise, like

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Speaker 2: get this chair, get him out of here, your dumb kid,

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Speaker 2: and get him out of here, walk him around, the

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Speaker 1: Just had a baby.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, are you still staying. It's been a rough week,

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Speaker 2: but the first week back and waking up early, and

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Speaker 2: then on top of that, the baby's still waking up

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Speaker 2: a ton. And yeah, so I go to the I'm

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Speaker 2: in the pool and I'm just trying to chill, which

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Speaker 2: I think the hotel pools are the worst. That's like,

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Speaker 2: you want to disrespect and understandow and see the visual

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Speaker 2: representation of people not caring about other people. Go to

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Speaker 2: a hotel pol that's right, people bring your portable speaker

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Speaker 2: out so we can all listen to your crap. There's

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Speaker 2: music being piped in now. I got to listen to

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Speaker 2: Scrillicks on the nine trying to lay down. I'm like,

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Speaker 2: we're just going to take these two chairs. Oh wait,

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Speaker 2: you saved nine chairs with one napkin. It's not fair.

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Speaker 2: Keep blowing vape smoke into my French fries doing that.

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Speaker 2: We want our Caesar salad to taste like cherry wood.

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Speaker 2: So I'm in the pool and I'm just trying to

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Speaker 2: chill out and everything is washing over me, and I'm

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Speaker 2: feeling pretty good. And then I turn on my left

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Speaker 2: and I see the most disrespectful thing I've ever seen

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Speaker 2: in a hotel pool. A naked kid in the pool.

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Speaker 1: Naked, No, Like, how old are we talking?

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Speaker 2: So this is the question I asked you, guys, how

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Speaker 2: old is too old to be naked in a pool?

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Speaker 2: And a pool that would be crazy. The answer is zero.

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Speaker 2: How old do you think this kid was?

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Speaker 1: Okay, no, if it's anything, we were over one, I'm

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Speaker 1: calling the car six months.

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Speaker 2: Dude seven years old and the parents were throwing him

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Speaker 2: back and forth out of the water like nothing, Yes,

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Speaker 2: You can't go to hotel management. You can't go directly

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Speaker 2: to hit two kids in aren't yours, so discipline them,

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Speaker 2: to discipline kids that aren't yours, right and just but

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Speaker 2: that's insane, but you know there'd be like a moment

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Speaker 2: where like your checks cycle, you're checking out if you do, honey,

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Speaker 2: did you hit the two kids? Because oh I only

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Speaker 2: hit one kid. Okay, leave the luggage chair and we're

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Speaker 2: going to go. I saw two kids on a PlayStation.

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Speaker 1: Think about switch, I will, I will sign off on.

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Speaker 2: Then there's a reverse when you walk up and you

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Speaker 2: like you're you're going through your bill and I'm excusing you.

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Speaker 2: Can we see the manager? He just for three kids,

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Speaker 2: We hit two and threatened this third one. But that's

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Speaker 2: nothing count That's like picking something up out of the

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Speaker 2: mini bar but not eating it. Right. We didn't break

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Speaker 1: M and m's or rattling the kids break don't see

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Speaker 1: the Scar Brothers. They're at the La Joya Comedy Store

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Speaker 1: this weekend. They're incredible. Two shows tonight, two shows Tomorrow night,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so the early shows, I know, the late the

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Speaker 2: early show on Saturday night is like maybe like five

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Speaker 2: this room, the club. I don't know if you've been there.

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Speaker 2: You guys have been there. It's the best. It's breaking awesome.

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Speaker 2: It's one of the most legendary clubs out there. It's

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Speaker 2: how we met this person. So we'll occasionally do comedy

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Speaker 2: the Moontwer Comedy Festival every April. There's a great one

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Speaker 2: then we're writing joke pitches in our phones that we

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Speaker 2: do the oh so our friend do the Chris Mencer thing?

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Speaker 2: The son who got because the guy said he identified

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Speaker 2: And then when they say, well I do that, just

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Speaker 2: say identify as a kangaroo. That's that was my pitch

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Speaker 2: There were like some comedy San Francisco, so from La

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Speaker 2: our show, Natasha Collier, and she was so good. Jan

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Speaker 2: She was so funny. We loved her. We like hung

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Speaker 2: have like fans or friends down in San Diego. She's like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Has she ever been naked in a hotel pool? Okay?

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Speaker 1: No children to be taken good, We accept it. She's

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Speaker 1: got a good great attiquette. Well, you gotta go see it.

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Speaker 2: It's super fun.

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Speaker 1: That's great, it's gonna be a great show. Jo Comedy

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Speaker 1: Store through your fans always come to our shows. By

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Speaker 1: the way, this is like our favorite stuff because your

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Speaker 1: people come out, they support, they love you guys, and

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Speaker 1: we hear about it after the shows. You guys are

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Speaker 1: the best man. Thanks for coming in, all you guys.

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Speaker 1: You bet