Speaker 1: All right, it's Mojo in the morning show.
Speaker 2: It was so much fun having Jacob and his boyfriend,
Speaker 2: Chris my son and his boyfriend hanging out with us.
Speaker 2: I have to tell you, I am absolutely in love
Speaker 2: with their relationship. As a dad, there is nothing that
Speaker 2: will make you happier than when your children find somebody
Speaker 2: that treats them as good as you treat them.
Speaker 1: And I'm getting a little cloudy.
Speaker 2: Yes, Chris is a wonderful guy, and Jacob is wonderful
Speaker 2: to him. And it's so funny. You know, Chris has
Speaker 2: a podcast that he does, and he does also a
Speaker 2: he does technical or he writes reviews on tech products
Speaker 2: and things like that.
Speaker 1: Like he's a really good kid.
Speaker 2: And when he came into the studio to see our
Speaker 2: studios for the first time because it was his first
Speaker 2: time visiting us in Detroit. They live in Lincoln Park
Speaker 2: in Chicago. He came in the studio, he lit up
Speaker 2: and it was really cool to see how excited he
Speaker 2: was when he got around all the equipment and stuff
Speaker 2: like that. But we were having a conversation through the
Speaker 2: weekend and one of the things that they gave me
Speaker 2: as a potential topic is something I wanted to bring
Speaker 2: up right now. I asked him if they ever fight,
Speaker 2: and Jacob said, oh, yeah, we're not. You know, we're
Speaker 2: not like any you know, crazy relationship that won't admit
Speaker 2: to it, especially being in a same sex relationship. I
Speaker 2: got to be honest with you. You know who fights
Speaker 2: the most out of any couples the lesbians?
Speaker 1: Women. I found this.
Speaker 2: Did you see this statistic? No, there's like light in me.
Speaker 2: There is a statistic that I might get the number
Speaker 2: wrong by like a point or two, that says that
Speaker 2: sixty percent of lesbian relationships, more than fifty percent of
Speaker 2: lesbian relationships end up in divorce.
Speaker 1: How about a sixty nine?
Speaker 2: It may maybe it was wild that that. So they
Speaker 2: showed that they they end up being divorced the most.
Speaker 2: Then hetero sexual relationships end up in divorce the second most.
Speaker 2: Gay relationships between a man and a man, they are
Speaker 2: the least likely to end up in divorce. You know
Speaker 2: what the problem is, women?
Speaker 1: You see that point? Too many lips talking too much.
Speaker 2: So Jacob and Chris, we're telling me a story about
Speaker 2: the fight that they got into one time and they
Speaker 2: had to take an uber and Jacob was so minding
Speaker 2: to make his point that when they got into the
Speaker 2: Uber Jacob, who is a therapist, that's what he does
Speaker 2: for a living, ask doctor. A doctor asked the Uber
Speaker 2: driver for advice, and I thought, that is the funniest thing.
Speaker 2: How many times have you guys, ever been out in
Speaker 2: public in a fight with your significant other, your partner
Speaker 2: and you end up fighting only to have complete strength
Speaker 2: get involved in your argument.
Speaker 3: You are really it's a it's an honest party that
Speaker 3: doesn't have any affiliation.
Speaker 1: They can't pick a side.
Speaker 3: They just have to go based on either our arguments
Speaker 3: or the facts that are presented.
Speaker 1: And I think it depends on how you frame it too, though,
Speaker 1: because if you bring it up to someone else and
Speaker 1: the way you frame it to them, then they're usually automatically.
Speaker 3: I'm like, hey, excuse me, and it's you like, settle
Speaker 3: a debate real quick, like that's how you got to do.
Speaker 1: That's how I feel like.
Speaker 4: I do this all the time on the show with Wes.
Speaker 4: Unfortunately our listeners always choose West Side, but we do
Speaker 4: do that a lot.
Speaker 1: Has that ever happened to it?
Speaker 2: Do we have any Uber drivers that are listening that
Speaker 2: have ever been driving for a couple that's fighting with
Speaker 2: each other, and you had to like deal with the
Speaker 2: fighting and give advice. You have to call us up
Speaker 2: and tell us. Or have you ever been out in
Speaker 2: public and somebody like butts into your business? I remember
Speaker 2: one time it was. I called it, like we talked
Speaker 2: about home alone. I called it the home alone moment
Speaker 2: where you know how in home alone is like the
Speaker 2: nice lady that's in Central Park ends up helping the birds. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the bird lady becomes like Kevin's friend or something like that.
Speaker 2: Like Chelsea and I were out and I remember we
Speaker 2: were getting into like a little bit of a spat
Speaker 2: with each other, and this old woman who was like
Speaker 2: missus doubtfire comes out of nowhere and goes.
Speaker 1: You too should know.
Speaker 2: And it was like she had like kind of an
Speaker 2: old lady voice, and she was wearing like one of
Speaker 2: those old lady dresses and stuff like that. I'm telling you,
Speaker 2: if I lifted the wig off her head, it would
Speaker 2: have been missus doubtfire. And she kind of settled our
Speaker 2: argument with each other, and she basically told me you're
Speaker 2: a pain in the asta and be nice and basically
Speaker 2: gave us advice. And it's so funny because You never
Speaker 2: know when you're going to be the blessing to somebody's day.
Speaker 1: This woman was a blessing for us.
Speaker 4: It's also so much more productive. I think you need
Speaker 4: a third person. Yeah, I mean that's where that's why
Speaker 4: therapists are.
Speaker 2: So And have you ever had this happen to you?
Speaker 2: This has happened to me and Chelse two. We're in
Speaker 2: a restaurant and we're hanging out, like wherever Cony or something,
Speaker 2: and we're kind of not good with each other. And
Speaker 2: then you look over and you see that old couple
Speaker 2: sitting in a booth, and you see the love that
Speaker 2: they have still for each other. Yeah, and you're kind
Speaker 2: of like, all right, this is gonna be us one day.
Speaker 4: You know, or it's not gonna be us if we
Speaker 4: don't resolve this.
Speaker 1: It's going to be me and a twenty year old.
Speaker 2: But eight for four Mojo Live eight for four six
Speaker 2: six five six five four eight. The text is nine
Speaker 2: five to five zero zero. Has a stranger ever had
Speaker 2: to like give you any kind of relationship advice or
Speaker 2: gave you, you know, have you ever pulled a stranger
Speaker 2: into your your fight?
Speaker 1: Janine? What's going on? How you doing?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 6: When my daughter was little's going to be forty. I
Speaker 6: had been in a store with her and she was
Speaker 6: mouthing off to me, and she was telling me she
Speaker 6: wanted candy. So I took two fingers and I smacked
Speaker 6: her across the face. So I look up and this
Speaker 6: lady comes around the aisle looking at me like she's
Speaker 6: going to give it to me. And I turned to
Speaker 6: her and I said, if you say one word to me,
Speaker 6: you're next, because I am not.
Speaker 1: Doing that, Janine. That's not where I thought.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know if I want to say anything
Speaker 3: to Janine might get too fine, no offense.
Speaker 5: I didn't get two fingers.
Speaker 1: I didn't.
Speaker 6: I didn't.
Speaker 1: All right, what a first call to take on this one? Amy?
Speaker 1: Are you there? Amy, I'm here.
Speaker 7: I just texted then, and I promise I will not
Speaker 7: see backwards on the radio. But very very uncomfortable situation.
Speaker 7: A friend of mine from high school. I ended up
Speaker 7: introducing her to her husband and they were married for
Speaker 7: a long time. Then went and played cards with her
Speaker 7: and her husband. Everything seemed to be fine. They got
Speaker 7: into an argument and she called him an effing midget,
Speaker 7: like with force, and we just sat there. Yes, he
Speaker 7: was shorter than her, but it was so uncomfortable. We
Speaker 7: just sat there and didn't know what to do, and
Speaker 7: I just wanted to leave.
Speaker 1: M Again, this is not where I thought this topic
Speaker 1: was going to go.
Speaker 2: I was looking for wonderful moments where a stranger came
Speaker 2: in and helped you out.
Speaker 1: This that was not it.
Speaker 2: No, okay, so far, I'm over two on calls. Let's
Speaker 2: see what three has to say.
Speaker 5: Lydia, Hi, Lydia, Good morning, guys.
Speaker 1: Morning.
Speaker 5: So, as an uber driver, I have to say it
Speaker 5: is undoubtedly more uncomfortable when people are arguing in my
Speaker 5: back seat than it is if they're making out.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, so if there's PDA going on in the
Speaker 2: back seat, that's not that uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: But if they're arguing.
Speaker 5: And there's all this tension and raised voices, and then
Speaker 5: when somebody asks for my opinion, honestly, I'm gonna go
Speaker 5: with whoever's named the ride is in because it increased
Speaker 5: my chance of a headship.
Speaker 1: I never thought about that.
Speaker 5: Absolutely.
Speaker 2: Do you have to like physically look at your your
Speaker 2: app to see who it was they called?
Speaker 5: No, I mean, honestly, you kind of know by the name,
Speaker 5: or you know whoever speaks first is normally the person
Speaker 5: that's taking charge with the ride.
Speaker 2: So yeah, you know exactly. That's interesting. All right, we
Speaker 2: got another uber drive around with us. Have you had
Speaker 2: to do uber therapy, Kerrie?
Speaker 8: Yes, I have, And I usually go with the wife.
Speaker 6: Side just and kind of ease the husband to the
Speaker 6: wife side so he don't get in too much trouble
Speaker 6: and he don't getting Onnoki later.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, So I kind of get this idea that
Speaker 2: you're you're.
Speaker 6: Be wife happy life.
Speaker 1: You know, Yeah, she might be.
Speaker 6: Right, you know, but if she's wrong, she's kind of
Speaker 6: still right.
Speaker 2: I like you you should make sure that they give
Speaker 2: you a good tip after one of those kind of rides.
Speaker 1: What's up, Cheryl? How you doing? Mo Joe?
Speaker 5: Yes, you know dang well that it's gonna be Chelsea
Speaker 5: with a twenty year old.
Speaker 2: I would love to see Chelsea dating a younger guy.
Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you that that would be That
Speaker 2: would be so much fun.
Speaker 5: It's gonna be a lot fun for her.
Speaker 2: I know, well, she looks way younger than I than
Speaker 2: than than I am, So I feel like when I'm
Speaker 2: sitting with her at a booth, people already think that I'm.
Speaker 1: The sugar daddy. What's up, Suzanne, I.
Speaker 8: Good morning, Good morning. My husband and I recently last week,
Speaker 8: we're out having a glass of wine and we did
Speaker 8: get a little snit at the bar quietly, and I
Speaker 8: was asking him to take it home with me and
Speaker 8: deal with it there. And next thing I know, our
Speaker 8: ex mayor from our town walked up, interrupted and said,
Speaker 8: in case you're having an argument, I wanted to show
Speaker 8: you my new puppy.
Speaker 1: What and he had a puppy with him.
Speaker 8: He said he had a puppy with her.
Speaker 1: Oh, and she.
Speaker 8: Said in case you're in said, in case you're having
Speaker 8: an argument, let me show you my new puppy.
Speaker 1: And what did it do? Did it make you guys happy?
Speaker 1: Or did you guys just know?
Speaker 8: I stared at her, like, are you insane? That?
Speaker 1: Wow? What town do you live in? What town?
Speaker 8: Is this the salt Colorado?
Speaker 1: Okay? Colorado? Wow? That's wild they saw Colorado. That's why
Speaker 1: I just wanted to confuse the situation.
Speaker 2: But she knew even though you thought you were quietly arguing, Suzanne,
Speaker 2: she knew that there was something going on in their
Speaker 2: attention between the two of you.
Speaker 8: Oh, I give it to her. Yeah for sure, Yeah
Speaker 8: it could have been obvious. I'm not not disagreeing.
Speaker 2: My favorite is to go and other couples are arguing
Speaker 2: because I think what it ends up happening is that
Speaker 2: it brings Chelsea and I closer together because you start
Speaker 2: seeing other couples like that where they look like they
Speaker 2: don't even talk to each other, and I look and
Speaker 2: I go, well, at least we got a better relationship
Speaker 2: than they right now, you know what I mean.
Speaker 8: Honestly, I yes have commented on that. For sure, we
Speaker 8: were that other couple that night.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you for the call. I appreciate it, Susan.
Speaker 8: Time I know I have called. I've been lucky enough
Speaker 8: to call many times, and I enjoy you all every morning.
Speaker 1: We love you, Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 8: Thanks guys, take care