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Speaker 1: Nine LZ. They could be your neighbor.

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Speaker 2: It's time to play the Joe Shows Find the Florida Man.

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Speaker 2: Let's see, it's time to play the game bad we

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Speaker 2: name Find the Florida Man. We're gonna start off with Sadie. Sadie, Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 2: Sadie's and Bradenton. She believes she's got what it takes

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Speaker 2: to win one heck of a prize Afrojack' Seminal Hard Rock, Tampa,

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Speaker 2: New Year's Eve. Now that's in the fourth and final round, Sadie,

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Speaker 2: So you gotta get four in a row to win.

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Speaker 2: Every round has Find the Florida Man t shirts fourth

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Speaker 2: and final round. As those tickets. I'm gonna read you

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Speaker 2: two news headlines. You gotta tell me which one happened

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Speaker 2: in Florida. It's that simple. You ready to play? Ok?

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Speaker 1: I'm ready?

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Speaker 2: All right, it's Find the Florida Man potentially find the

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Speaker 2: Florida Raccoon. What do I mean by that? Well, let

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Speaker 2: me fill you in. So the first headline of today's

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Speaker 2: game involves a raccoon liquor store ransacked by raccoon that

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Speaker 2: breaks bottles, gets drunks, and then passes out in the bathroom.

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Speaker 1: Did that happen in Florida?

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Speaker 2: Or chicken stealing activists is sentenced to ninety days in prison.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go Raccoon is Florida. You're gonna go with

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Speaker 1: the Florida Raccoon. Good job, yes, smart?

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Speaker 2: That was Ashley's favorite headline of the way. The picture

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Speaker 2: of him while he's just like laying, he looks like

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Speaker 2: me when I had my first laying in my parents'

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Speaker 2: bathroom going. I promise I didn't. I promise I didn't.

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Speaker 2: All right, here we go, Uh, Sadie.

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Speaker 1: Round two?

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Speaker 2: Two news headlines swinger owners swinger owners of a catering

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Speaker 2: business engaged. Uh, let me let me redo that. Let

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Speaker 2: me redo the headline is a little bit tricky. Let

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Speaker 2: me let me read it in Joe's own words. I'll

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Speaker 2: make my own headline with this. Owners of a catering

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Speaker 2: business demand sex from staff. Did that happen in Florida?

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Speaker 2: Or Trio arrested for baking cookies in a grocery store

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Speaker 2: parking lot.

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Speaker 1: So who moves headlines with doing it?

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Speaker 2: Baking cookies?

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Speaker 1: Is the Florida man?

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Speaker 2: Well?

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Speaker 1: Which one? Both are baking cookies? Oh? The second one?

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Speaker 2: The grocery store parking lot. Yeah, good job, you found

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Speaker 2: the Florida man, Sadie. Round three, you're doing great. Woman

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Speaker 2: who wants to sacrifice husband and son tries to strangle

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Speaker 2: a nurse.

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Speaker 1: Did that happen in Florida?

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Speaker 2: Or man says he was bitten by a mouse at

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Speaker 2: a movie theater.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'd be terrified. Yeah, you love movie theater.

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Speaker 1: The mouse and movie theater, Sadie.

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Speaker 2: We must I'm sorry, Sadie. No, it is the woman

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Speaker 2: who wanted to sacrifice their family. Oh my goodness.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's talk to Kelly. Now, what's up? Kelly?

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Speaker 1: Out in tarp and Springs?

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Speaker 2: Hey, how we doing?

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Speaker 1: Life is good?

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Speaker 2: And let me tell you something that even just picking

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Speaker 2: up someone from tarp and Springs makes me very hungry.

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Speaker 1: I want to do definite.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, the best. I want some Saga Naki

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Speaker 2: right now. Oh my god, oh baby, give me some

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Speaker 2: back God. All right, Kelly, let's intensify the situation. Sadie

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Speaker 2: did all the work. All I had to do is

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Speaker 2: pick you up.

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Speaker 1: All right? So round four, round four? You get this right?

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Speaker 2: You're going to the Seminole Hard Rock New Year's Eve

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Speaker 2: party hosted by afro Jack. If you get it wrong.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna have to give up these tickets to someone else.

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Speaker 1: You ready, all right, I'm ready, let's go, all right,

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Speaker 1: let's do this thing.

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Speaker 2: Men in their eighties arrested for exposing themselves to undercover detectives.

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Speaker 1: Did that happen in Florida?

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Speaker 2: Or Man arrested for bringing bottles of math inside of

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Speaker 2: an eye hop?

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Speaker 1: Oh goodness, oh god, oh god, I'm gonna go with.

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Speaker 2: Sacul one.

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Speaker 1: You are dirty today. Sorry, I know, I'm no, that's

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Speaker 1: that should be Ashley.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. Now I'm distracted.

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Speaker 1: One more to I'll read you the headlines one more time.

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Speaker 1: Men in their eighties.

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Speaker 2: Men in their eighties arrested for exposing themselves to undercover detectives.

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Speaker 2: Did that happen in Florida? Or Man arrested after bringing

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Speaker 2: bottles of meth into I hop? I'm gonna go with

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Speaker 2: the second, the second one, yeah, Kelly, Yeah, Unfortunately you

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Speaker 2: did not find the Florida man.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know.

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Speaker 2: But you know what, we have a ton of these

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Speaker 2: tickets because the hard rock always hooks us up.

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Speaker 1: So I'm just gonna give you a pair.

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Speaker 2: O cat Oh, thank you, yay, thank you so much,

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Speaker 2: Thank you for being a part of the family, listening

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Speaker 2: to the show, and you know I'm in the giving mood.

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Speaker 2: It's Friday. Friday is a good day to have some fun. Kelly,

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Speaker 2: we'll talk to you later