WEBVTT - Office Potluck 

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<v Speaker 1>It's Mojo in the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>We have a a company pot luck today, so we'll excited.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I'm excited. Are you excited?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Why do you not like pot luck? Because I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know these people. I don't know they kitchen. Just look

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm not about to pull a cat hair out

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<v Speaker 1>my mouth, Sally Macaroni.

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<v Speaker 2>Why do you have to say that there's gonna be

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<v Speaker 2>cat here? Why do you don't trust them? People look

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<v Speaker 2>key being nasty?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, but you don't think these restaurants be nasty too well?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, hopefully they have a grading system. I just

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<v Speaker 4>believe more in like the process of a kitchen and

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<v Speaker 4>what it takes to like open a restaurant. Think they

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<v Speaker 4>have more care, pay more attention to detail than just

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<v Speaker 4>somebody that like put their feet on the same connor

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<v Speaker 4>or the cats walk on the same connors.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not even why is that you're such a curmudget?

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<v Speaker 5>I just know.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I like, like Amma and others.

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<v Speaker 4>If I see a label on the bag you bring

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<v Speaker 4>your stuff in, that's one thing.

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<v Speaker 1>But if it's just yo, Pam for.

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<v Speaker 2>What if the person, though, is somebody that you think

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<v Speaker 2>is clean, Like when I look at certain people I

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<v Speaker 2>go that persons clean like Angel, like Angel Tedesco. Even

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<v Speaker 2>though she's got dogs and stuff, she's a clean person.

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<v Speaker 2>She doesn't smell like wet dog, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 3>Or when Lydia's mom cooks for us, that's a different thing.

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<v Speaker 1>And I've been in their house. Their house is clean.

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<v Speaker 4>It's just it's just the thing for me. I don't

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<v Speaker 4>eat everybody's food, all right, So like that my whole life.

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<v Speaker 4>Here's a question. Don't say names, but whose food would

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<v Speaker 4>you not eat?

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<v Speaker 6>Hers?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know?

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<v Speaker 7>All right?

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<v Speaker 1>So can I tell you something? With his pot luck?

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<v Speaker 2>The best thing every year at the potluck is Lester's.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh It's like, okay, it is. He makes this thing.

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<v Speaker 2>It is the most delicious thing ever. Look at and

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<v Speaker 2>look at Lester. Lester always smells good. He's you know,

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<v Speaker 2>his head is shiny because he's always making sure he's

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<v Speaker 2>got a good shiny thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Like with Lester.

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<v Speaker 4>I love Lester, but knowing lesser for years, I'll take

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<v Speaker 4>a spoonful. Yeah, I'm not gonna make a whole plate

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<v Speaker 4>and like you know, quote unquote, bite off more than.

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<v Speaker 1>I can choose you full of that. So I'm telling

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<v Speaker 1>you so I.

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<v Speaker 2>Donated to the thing, and it's coming from a restaurant.

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<v Speaker 2>I donated the turkey and the stuff in perfect it's

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<v Speaker 2>coming from a restaurant.

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<v Speaker 1>Sign me, you're good with it. Do you want to

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<v Speaker 1>see what I brought?

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<v Speaker 8>I had high hopes of doing something, even though I

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<v Speaker 8>can't cook. But I was like, all right, I'll bring

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<v Speaker 8>something cute. It got to be like eight forty five.

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<v Speaker 8>Last day, I'm like, I'm not doing this anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>I brought all this wine cup channing, channing. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>do it like I do it? Drink you when you're

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<v Speaker 1>bringing wine, wine glasses?

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<v Speaker 2>I what when you're bringing wine to a party? Do

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<v Speaker 2>you bring the wine that you don't like?

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<v Speaker 1>Like? I always bring the wine, Like if I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to like a house, Like if I'm going to your

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<v Speaker 1>house and we're going to have like dinner as a couple,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll bring. But if if I'm going.

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<v Speaker 2>To a place where there's gonna be a bunch of

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<v Speaker 2>people and they don't care the wine they're bringing.

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<v Speaker 8>I have a friend who works for a wine distributor,

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<v Speaker 8>so I like cases just delivered to me sometimes of

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<v Speaker 8>wine I didn't specifically order, and it's so good wine.

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<v Speaker 1>What's up, Amanda.

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<v Speaker 5>High, good morning, everyone's good morning.

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<v Speaker 2>We got our pot luck today? Are you uh into

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<v Speaker 2>pot lucks?

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<v Speaker 5>I can be, but I don't blame Kevin.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 5>There are so many people who, like, let's say, for example, Shannon,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not calling you out, so don't feel called out

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<v Speaker 5>here who may let their their kids help them with

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<v Speaker 5>the cooking. I don't kids kneeze and don't cover their mouths.

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<v Speaker 5>They are I love them, but they are icky and

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<v Speaker 5>God forbids. Someone's natty fingers are in that mac and cheese.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, no, I understand.

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<v Speaker 1>That's interesting. I never thought about that.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm a home baker and I have cuts and the

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<v Speaker 5>way that I do such an incredible deep clean because

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<v Speaker 5>I'm so paranoid. Yeah, forbid, get it.

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<v Speaker 2>About a single person like Anna Rob did you make

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<v Speaker 2>something for this pot luck?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my gosh, you guys. I'm so stressed over this

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<v Speaker 3>pot luck. So I thought I was gonna be on

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<v Speaker 3>my Martha Stewart homemaker ish yesterday. I was not. I

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<v Speaker 3>wanted to bring corn bread because we've been talking about

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<v Speaker 3>it so much. Kevin's talking about eating chili with corn

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<v Speaker 3>bread all the time. I was like, let's make some

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<v Speaker 3>corn bread, went home, tried to make the corn bread.

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<v Speaker 1>It went horribly.

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<v Speaker 3>Why why I mean I was doing a little puff

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<v Speaker 3>puff pass while I was cooking, and I was missing

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<v Speaker 3>some ingredients like eggs. I don't like eggs, so that

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, shoot, what is an egg substitute? It's like

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<v Speaker 3>apple sauce. So I'm like throwing a little apple sauce

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<v Speaker 3>in there and then over seasoning things because I'm a

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<v Speaker 3>little in the clouds. It came out of the oven.

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<v Speaker 3>It was terrible. I ended up having to door dash fixings.

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<v Speaker 3>They go gets corn bread.

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<v Speaker 1>And because people are gonna eat it this morning.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so I brought corn bread and biscuits from fixing.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, you can't eat it yet. You got to

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<v Speaker 1>put it out for the podlock.

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<v Speaker 8>These people here are hawks. They're gonna eat it. I

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<v Speaker 8>promise you somebody already.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, Robin, what's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>Robin?

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<v Speaker 9>Black people don't eat at potluck.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't real no.

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<v Speaker 10>No, that is as the number one rule growing up.

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<v Speaker 9>You don't. Your mom will always tell.

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<v Speaker 7>You you don't eat it everybody's house.

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<v Speaker 10>Some people just don't watch their.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait a second, but what do they eat at they?

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<v Speaker 2>I know that they have family reunions and stuff they

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<v Speaker 2>eat it family okay.

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<v Speaker 9>Family reunions.

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<v Speaker 7>You know, it's certain people that are gonna cook that you.

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<v Speaker 9>Know can cook.

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<v Speaker 10>Big Mama always everybody eat a big Mama.

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<v Speaker 1>Help.

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<v Speaker 10>We don't eat it.

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<v Speaker 6>I'll be.

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<v Speaker 1>That's funny, Oh, Robin, that's great.

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<v Speaker 8>So what this makes me think of is even in

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<v Speaker 8>because I and I do like a potluck, But even

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<v Speaker 8>in elementary school, there were certain kids that brought in

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<v Speaker 8>their birthday treats and I'm like, you're the runny nose

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<v Speaker 8>kid whose nose runs from his nose to his mouth.

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<v Speaker 8>I'm not eating your birthday Come you guys ever have

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<v Speaker 8>baked sales in school?

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<v Speaker 2>When you were kids, we had bake sales, and there

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<v Speaker 2>was always the one kid that was the smelly kid

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<v Speaker 2>that you just never wanted to touch this stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>What's up in it?

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<v Speaker 6>It's end?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes Wednesday, I.

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<v Speaker 9>First time, long time.

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<v Speaker 6>So I'm with Kevin. I want the last caller. A

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<v Speaker 6>lot of black folk and Mexican people are sold. I

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<v Speaker 6>was taught not to eat out of the house, and

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<v Speaker 6>in my specific case, I felt that I was a

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<v Speaker 6>supervisor at a pharmacy.

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<v Speaker 7>We always had pot locks.

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<v Speaker 6>But this lady always she baked the most amazing banana bread.

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<v Speaker 6>But we were always pulling cat or dog hair.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, you know what I call that? I

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<v Speaker 2>call that a Mary Palin. Mary used to work with me.

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<v Speaker 2>She was in in our radio station, and she used

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<v Speaker 2>to have cat hair all the time on top of

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<v Speaker 2>her food.

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<v Speaker 6>She even got her own hair in it once.

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<v Speaker 9>So yeah, I ate out of, you know.

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<v Speaker 6>Being nice.

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<v Speaker 7>But I stopped eating up hot locks after that.

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<v Speaker 1>That is so funny. Oh my gosh, Carson, what's up, Carson?

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<v Speaker 1>How you doing?

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<v Speaker 9>Hi? For time? Okay, so I'm just calling. Not everybody

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<v Speaker 9>puts their hair up when they're cooking.

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<v Speaker 2>My biggest petty, What would you rather a human hair

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<v Speaker 2>or an animal hair?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 10>I don't, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 9>I just nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>At least. Yeah, you gotta take here's the deal.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll eat your food if you show me a picture

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<v Speaker 2>of you last night wearing a hairnut.

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<v Speaker 1>What's up? Anne?

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<v Speaker 3>Hi?

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<v Speaker 7>Hi? So I agree with Kevan a few of the

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<v Speaker 7>other collars. I would never do a hot look because

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<v Speaker 7>at worst there was one specific woman who never washed

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<v Speaker 7>her hands when coming out of the restaurant. Ooh yeah,

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<v Speaker 7>so she bought a sam pub or Pasco chicken, and

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<v Speaker 7>she proceeded to palm that chicken and cut it no way.

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<v Speaker 3>No dam and she didn't even put that and she's

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<v Speaker 3>still mess it up.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah no, m no washers that work in this building too,

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<v Speaker 1>So I know what not to eat today, Crystal.

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<v Speaker 7>Hi. Hi.

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<v Speaker 10>So one time for Thanksgiving, my sister made a turkey

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<v Speaker 10>and she did not clean the inside of it out.

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<v Speaker 10>She left all the count stuff in there. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 10>she served it to everybody. And we're actually doing like

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<v Speaker 10>a hot love Thanksgiving thing the twenty third and she's

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<v Speaker 10>made a turkey.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh God, she's got to clean the gizzards out of there,

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<v Speaker 2>otherwise it's gonna take forever to cook that thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh Uh, what's happening? How you doing, Rachel?

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<v Speaker 9>Hey, y'all first time all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 9>So my parents they had a restaurant growing up, so

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<v Speaker 9>I am very cognizant of cleanliness of food and cleanliness

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<v Speaker 9>of kitchens. My the health inspector would always come and

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<v Speaker 9>eat my parents restaurant just to show you how clean

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<v Speaker 9>it was. So when it comes to potlucks, I'm very

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<v Speaker 9>suspicious about the food and every all the food that

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<v Speaker 9>people bring, so I will look up on the sign

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<v Speaker 9>up sheet and look at the people that I think

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<v Speaker 9>are clean and only will eat their specific dish.

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<v Speaker 2>I think we should have names next to all these

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<v Speaker 2>ye we don't even know. We don't even get to

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<v Speaker 2>see the sign up sheet. Right, He's hidden, Rachel. This

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<v Speaker 2>is an idea. What if we were to ask the

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<v Speaker 2>health department guy to come to the studios here and

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<v Speaker 2>today to a health department on our potluck.

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<v Speaker 7>I don't think.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it would be so funny to have the

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<v Speaker 2>guys show up here and it's like with his clipboard,

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<v Speaker 2>where is Colleen Grant at?

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<v Speaker 1>I'd like to talk to Colleen Grant. Please go ahead

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<v Speaker 1>eat that potluck at the office. You have no idea

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<v Speaker 1>who's cat dropped it here in there, and you'll never

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<v Speaker 1>know who looked his spoon and kept using its use

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<v Speaker 1>mojo in the morning. I never thought about living the

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<v Speaker 1>spoons