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Speaker 1: It is time now to stir the pot.

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Speaker 2: But Vont is not going to stir the pot today

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Speaker 2: because he just gets a little tired of being, you know,

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Speaker 2: the potst guy. So I will do it myself today.

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Speaker 2: Coca cola is an inferior product to pepsicola. Pepsi cola

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Speaker 2: is much more delicious, refreshing, bubblier, more flavorful, and just better.

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Speaker 2: People don't like diet coke. They drink diet coke for

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Speaker 2: the same reason they drink La Croix, because everybody else does.

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Speaker 2: Diet coke is turpentine with bubbles. Diet coke is a

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Speaker 2: garbage drink. It is made from the leftovers on the

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Speaker 2: floor of the Coca cola plant, from regular coca cola,

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Speaker 2: now coke zero. I can tolerate coke zero. Regular coke

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Speaker 2: is way too strong, way too way too much. It's

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Speaker 2: like your cousin that talks way too loud all the time.

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Speaker 2: I don't like it. Diet coke is on the floor

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Speaker 2: of the coke refinery and they scoop it up and

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Speaker 2: they put it in cans and they go, oh, trendy,

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Speaker 2: people drink this everybody else's train. You're like, now, that's delicious,

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Speaker 2: even though it tastes like dimeon bubbles. Pepsi, on the

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Speaker 2: other hand, is the perfect drink. May Pepsi the beetles

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Speaker 2: and God dogs are the proof that God exists. I'll

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Speaker 2: say it again, Pepsi, the beetles and dogs are proof

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Speaker 2: that God indeed does exist. Pepsi is the perfect chilly,

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Speaker 2: wonderful beverage, whether in diet form pepsi, sugar free, pepsi, pepsi.

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Speaker 2: I think they call it pepsi zero sugar and it's

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Speaker 2: twin regular pepsi. Pepsi is a way better drink than coke.

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Speaker 2: And if you're drinking coke, you're only doing it because

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Speaker 2: your friends at work drink it too.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, that is this that all count? Yeah? Wow?

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Speaker 1: I disagree with you wholeheartedly.

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Speaker 3: Just yesterday, I was in Saint Louis Park and I

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Speaker 3: was right near a Chick fil A on Root seven,

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Speaker 3: and I was like, let's go get a crispy right now.

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Speaker 3: I definitely went to Chick Filan and got a coke.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what it is, but it's just ten

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Speaker 3: times more refreshing than you have the taste buds of

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Speaker 3: an eleven year old boy you would also drink.

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Speaker 2: You also don't like anything hot. You you don't dip

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Speaker 2: your chicken the strips in anything because ranch is too spicy.

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Speaker 2: And you also would eat chocolate chip cookies for lunch

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Speaker 2: every day if you could. I mean, you have the

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Speaker 2: taste buds of an eleven year old boy. Some chocolate

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Speaker 2: chip cookies fill me up, though, I know that, so

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Speaker 2: there it is.

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Speaker 1: That is thank you wow.

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Speaker 4: Fully on your side.

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Speaker 1: I think I think Coca cola is so gross.

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Speaker 2: When you go to a restaurant You're like, do you

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Speaker 2: have pepsi? And they're like, no, we have coke products.

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Speaker 2: You're like, okay, alright, I'm leaving. Or I'll have a

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Speaker 2: water with a lemon in it. Wait, you don't like

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Speaker 2: the turpentine with bubbles in it? No, I'll prefer mop

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Speaker 2: water over that.

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Speaker 4: Bailey silent because she's so upset now I'm just waiting

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Speaker 4: for Dave to be done because she's lowish, long winded

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Speaker 4: over here.

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Speaker 1: Gosh, no, I disagree.

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Speaker 4: If I go to a restaurant and I say can

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Speaker 4: I get a dit coke and they say we have pepsi? Else,

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Speaker 4: I'll go oh and they'll be I know, because everyone

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Speaker 4: agrees that pepsi is worse than coke. If dubious had

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Speaker 4: a flavor, it would taste like pepsi.

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Speaker 2: You don't even know the definition of dubious, suspicious, suspen dubious, dubious.

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Speaker 4: Okay, okay, because and you going on and on about like, oh,

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Speaker 4: coke zero, pepsi, no sugar flavor, blah blah blah. I

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Speaker 4: don't actually want a drink that has as much flavor

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Speaker 4: as any Well.

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Speaker 1: Then diet coke exactly.

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Speaker 4: I like diet coke because it's refreshing, it tastes like

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Speaker 4: heaven water to it's so delicious like coke zero. No,

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Speaker 4: I'm not going to drink coke zero because it tastes

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Speaker 4: like coke.

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Speaker 1: And I don't want coke. I want diet coke. What

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Speaker 1: is the difference between diet coke and coke zero? I've

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Speaker 1: never understood, Well.

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Speaker 2: One zero coke has it's got its own taste that

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Speaker 2: says to your taste buds, when you're done drinking me,

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Speaker 2: you can use the leftovers to strip varnish off an

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Speaker 2: old dresser.

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Speaker 4: That's when you're done drinking me, crack open another and

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Speaker 4: then another.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well, there it is. I stirred the pot. So

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Speaker 1: who's up tomorrow? I think I'm going tomorrow. Okay, Jenny's

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Speaker 1: Cana stirred the pot tomorrow.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if I can top the text messages.

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Speaker 3: Yeahow Dave, you are totally wrong. Pepsi tastes like flat garbage.

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Speaker 3: Coca is a delightful delicacy. At five of these are

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Speaker 3: all tech. Okay, eleven year old taste bud, Sure, go ahead.

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Speaker 3: Somebody said best coke everest from McDonald Somebody else also

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Speaker 3: said McDonald's cocake is different.

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Speaker 1: I agree something about that. McDonald's just that soda machine.

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Speaker 1: McDonald Here's the secret. McDonald's doesn't sell coke. No, they don't.

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Speaker 1: It's pepsi. It is pepsi's.

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Speaker 2: I looked in the storeroom at McDonald's over on Gaalpin.

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Speaker 1: It's pepsi.

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Speaker 2: They deliver it in the middle of the night, and

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Speaker 2: people that are trendy like Bailey are like, yeah, look

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Speaker 2: at me, get.

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Speaker 1: A picture of me with my diet. Core's different.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, the coca cola is better at McDonald's

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Speaker 2: because it's actually pepsi.

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Speaker 1: I love this conspiracy text. I think you need to

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Speaker 1: go online and start spreading story.

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Speaker 4: Jenny tex says there's a reason it's always is pepsi

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Speaker 4: okay when you go to a restaurant, because coke is

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Speaker 4: the superiore.

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Speaker 2: Because people that used to drink Lacroix before they realized

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Speaker 2: it tasted like an old toilet full of urine, They go, oh, well, yeah,