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Speaker 1: topic of a full episode. Did you see this? To

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Speaker 2: No? What?

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Speaker 1: A statue of RoboCop has been built in Detroit?

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Speaker 2: Okay? Sure?

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Speaker 1: Back in twenty eleven, then Mayor Dave Bing was tweeted

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Speaker 1: and RoboCop would kick Rocky's butt.

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Speaker 2: The first thing I thought of when you said RoboCop

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and RoboCop would kick Rocky's butt. He's part machine,

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Speaker 1: I agree, and has guns, all right. So now, more

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Speaker 1: than sixty thousand dollars in crowdfunding later, in almost fifteen years,

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Speaker 1: a bronze eleven foot two and a half ton work

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Speaker 2: Is it just outside of like Detroit PD headquarters.

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Speaker 1: Outside of like a like a market.

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Speaker 2: Now, I think it would be cool if Detroit change

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Speaker 1: Now that would be and maybe they offered to three

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Speaker 1: to a handful of cops. We can do this.

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Speaker 2: Procedure, we can try it out.

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Speaker 1: You'll be impenetrable. You can do whatever you want.

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Speaker 2: You won't be able to penetrate anyone. No, it'sble I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna ask you this, Mac.

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Speaker 1: You're from the Boston area. I'm from the Boston area.

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Speaker 1: Which fictional character movies or television should get their own

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Speaker 2: That's a great question.

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Speaker 1: I was asked this yesterday. Can you guess what I had?

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Speaker 2: Oh? I can't. What is it?

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Speaker 1: Norm from Cheers?

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Speaker 2: Okay, I would say, what's the what's Fred the Baker?

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Speaker 1: So you want to put an eleven foot tall Fred

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Speaker 2: Fred the Baker on the common sure? Sure, Okay, that's

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Speaker 2: He's hold on. Maybe that's a basketball hoop. His face

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Speaker 1: you think fictional character should get a statue in Boston

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Speaker 1: I would be cool too if they just built a

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Casey Affleck poking his head and all.

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Speaker 1: We have to do is raise sixty thousand dollars and

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Speaker 2: You know somehow Wahlberg would it would get involved with this.

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Speaker 1: See the issue is that most Boston movies are based

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Speaker 1: What if they just put all of the departed out

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Speaker 2: You could do that in Cambridge.

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Speaker 1: At Harvard, I think they should use some of their

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Speaker 2: Do you think that Harvard holds that stake of property

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Speaker 1: So you can put up a statue it's Matt Damon

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Speaker 1: Oh you know who we could do. You know, it's

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Speaker 2: Seattle would be pissed about that.

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Speaker 1: Now, what if we started a war? What if a

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Speaker 2: so this is why Philly gets the ship for it.

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Speaker 1: What I appreciate what Detroit did is they're like, you

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Speaker 2: We could do JFK.

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Speaker 1: Well, he's in the Oliver Stone movie. JFK.

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Speaker 2: I looked up famous Boston characters and it's just Boston

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Speaker 1: Not what I can do for you.

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Speaker 1: What era you could do for me? Right, that's a

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Speaker 2: Twenty fourteen, Thrillist came out with the ten best fictional

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Speaker 1: I think they have to Buias fu k on there, right.

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Speaker 2: Lieutenant Jimmy Dove from Blown Away Ted. We could do Ted.

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Speaker 2: We could do Ted.

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Speaker 1: You get a nice Ted. You put him right on

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Speaker 2: Now we're cooking. Yeah, it's got your boy. Frank Costello

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Speaker 2: Well, Brad Pitt's aldol Rain from the South.

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Speaker 1: I'm just telling you it's not Brad Pitt.

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Speaker 2: What do you think about this one? Good? You would

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Man, I don't really like Cheers though.

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Speaker 1: It's all Mark Wahlberg characters.

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Speaker 1: it is Fred the Baker, Fred the Baker, and then

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Speaker 1: There we go.

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Speaker 2: We did it out.

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Speaker 1: Then at the bottom on a plaque it says, while

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Speaker 1: So what happened was people were complaining about food shopping

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Speaker 1: That I got from everybody telling me who buys croutons?

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Speaker 1: I come from a crouton family. Croutons are my livelihood.

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Speaker 1: Croutons in my salad more vital than the lettuce, the cheese,

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Speaker 2: I'd say lettuce is paramount, but croutons are number two. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: This country was built off the back of croutons, So

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Speaker 2: Whole Foods, right Star Market. So it's not necessarily their

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Speaker 1: that's my brand. I still think Trader Joe's is the

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Speaker 2: They barely have croutons.

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Speaker 1: They only have those their croissants croutons, and I don't

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Speaker 1: I need like a six by six of crouton selection.

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Speaker 1: And when I say that I just need my one bag,

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Speaker 1: I need my cheese and garlic Pepper's farms.

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Speaker 1: One wish to make it cast Yeah, money you.

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Speaker 2: Ever wanted, would you capture it? Would you let it slip?

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Speaker 1: And that would have been interesting.

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Speaker 2: I thought that just fit her character.

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Speaker 1: Being Linda Cardellini's too old for me, right.

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Speaker 2: Linda CARTERLINI would be your Amy Joe Johnson, you know.

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Speaker 1: Or I would go to the producer and I'd give

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Speaker 2: Now, I'll you know what to that point in the

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell little tail right here, Mac is that

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I came up with twenty two episode ideas, okay, and

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you right now, this was super sit comy,

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Speaker 1: prime time. It's just let's just put it back in

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Speaker 1: The name of the show was that's it. Okay, that's

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Speaker 1: This is hand raised and my dream casting for my father.

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Speaker 1: I had two choices, Okay, Wilford Ell of Boy Meets

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Speaker 2: Sure, sure, Julia White, Okay, how would you explain that?

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Speaker 1: I wasn't gonna or you?

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Speaker 1: I was gonna leave it as is. Everyone would ask questions,

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Speaker 2: What was the family dynamic like other than your black

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Speaker 1: Sitcom that's the name of the show. Actually my black Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Wasn't it like my my black son or something?

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Speaker 1: So it was me and my brother. Mother either left

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Speaker 1: We worked in a cold cut place.

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Speaker 2: Sure you got the meats.

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Speaker 2: Was there always a scene of you guys, you know,

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Speaker 2: I think I very much identify with you got real hair.

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Speaker 2: I think I very much identify with Jonathan. Unfortunately, because like,

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't say I was like I was okay, you know,

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Speaker 1: I would say that I'm close to Dustin, but I

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Speaker 2: No, I think, to you and I's credit, we both

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you had. You had, you know, sort of your

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Speaker 1: I was a real licorice of a person.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what that means.

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Speaker 1: You either actually you mildly enjoyed me, or you fucking

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Speaker 2: I love a twizzler. I love a twizzler.

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Speaker 1: I'm not a twizzler. I'm not black licorice.

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Speaker 2: It's a great question. So then maybe arms wide open,

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Speaker 2: Spotify rapped, I think, to remain on brand, it would

443
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Speaker 2: be Rocky Raccoon in All.

444
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Speaker 1: Errors, Okay, so I would say thank you for asking me.

445
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Speaker 1: Yeah right now, it would be Tarzan Boy okay, because

446
00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:43,040
Speaker 1: I think he would have fun too. I think Vena

447
00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:44,800
Speaker 1: would be like, you know what, maybe I should stop

448
00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:45,679
Speaker 1: doing this to everybody?

449
00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:46,920
Speaker 2: Eighty song as well.

450
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Speaker 1: And then back then my first album was Shaggy, so

451
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Speaker 1: maybe it wasn't.

452
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Speaker 2: Me go you oh mind?

453
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Speaker 1: It could be a want. Just the other day, I

454
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Speaker 1: was sitting there minding my own business. Has this ever

455
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:07,200
Speaker 1: happened to you?

456
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Speaker 2: Has this ever happened to you?

457
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Speaker 1: And you know, someone a coworker sends you a Facebook

458
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Speaker 1: message saying, hey goo, check this out. It's on Facebook marketplace.

459
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Speaker 1: It is a poster of Nomar Garciapara reading a Harry

460
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Speaker 1: Potter book.

461
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Speaker 2: Yeah that I've never seen this poster in my life.

462
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Speaker 2: I what I do now as an old is I

463
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Speaker 2: Peru's Facebook marketplace. Far too often I come across a

464
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Speaker 2: poster of Nomar Garctipara, relatively close to where Gou is,

465
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Speaker 2: and I said, hey, gu this might interest you.

466
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Speaker 1: And it did. And I sent a message to the

467
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Speaker 1: person I said, is this still available? Almost an immediate yes.

468
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Speaker 1: I think I'm in. I think I'm good.

469
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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: My next question was, so it was listed for thirty dollars?

471
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Speaker 1: Can I have it for twenty? They have not responded. Oh,

472
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Speaker 1: so it looks like the fish fallen off the hook.

473
00:22:01,119 --> 00:22:05,280
Speaker 2: So he responded instantly, and then so she responded instantly.

474
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Speaker 2: And you offered twenty dollars if you're hard earned American,

475
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Speaker 2: cold hard cash, and they ghosted you.

476
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Speaker 1: You know what it might be. I feel like they

477
00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:16,639
Speaker 1: are a Facebook market veteran and they don't deal with nonsense.

478
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Speaker 2: I mean, twenty dollars for a poster that no one

479
00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:21,080
Speaker 2: really wants seems like a reasonable offer.

480
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Speaker 1: I feel like I just said it on the podcast.

481
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Speaker 1: Everyone is gonna be looking for it on Facebook marketplace

482
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Speaker 1: once again. No mar Garcia para reading a Harry Potter book.

483
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I've never come across it. That image. And like

484
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Speaker 2: you and I were so ingrained as baseball fans and

485
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Speaker 2: like baseball card fans and that sort of memorabilia and

486
00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:44,160
Speaker 2: posters as kids, you would have thought the image would

487
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Speaker 2: be familiar to either of us, and it was not

488
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Speaker 2: familiar to me.

489
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Speaker 1: No, let's do this really quick, Mac. Tell me the

490
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Speaker 1: posters that were on your wall as a kid.

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Speaker 2: Oh, unfortunately, I was from like a sports illustrated in

492
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Speaker 2: like ninety six or ninety seven. I had this huge

493
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Speaker 2: life size Horr Malone one. And turns out he's a

494
00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:04,720
Speaker 2: really bad guy. The Mailman's really bad.

495
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Speaker 1: Mac would always tell us the school is like, I'm

496
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Speaker 1: not like a big basketball fan, but this guy seems

497
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Speaker 1: like a role Mone, I just.

498
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Speaker 2: Like what this guy does in real life.

499
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Speaker 1: We had to tell him that he played basketball.

500
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Speaker 2: Goode. I always wanted a fat head when we were younger,

501
00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:19,800
Speaker 2: but they were too expensive. I never got one, to

502
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Speaker 2: be honest with you, I don't fully remember all of

503
00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:24,320
Speaker 2: the I would cycle through. I would have hang up.

504
00:23:24,359 --> 00:23:26,640
Speaker 2: I would like pull stuff out of magazines and put

505
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Speaker 2: it up. But I distinctly remember because it was so large,

506
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Speaker 2: the Karl Malone one.

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Speaker 1: I had, Thank you for asking me. It was Nomar Garciapara.

508
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Speaker 1: It was him leading off of a base maybe third base.

509
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:41,879
Speaker 1: Also a Manny Vermirez. He's in the center of the poster.

510
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,400
Speaker 1: It's arounded by like red and blue and he has

511
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Speaker 1: like one leg up ready to swing.

512
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Speaker 2: Man.

513
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Speaker 1: He was the coolest Manny was the coolest. We like sports,

514
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:54,639
Speaker 1: by the way. I then had Pedro Martinez, Ray Bork,

515
00:23:55,119 --> 00:23:59,600
Speaker 1: Bobby or all signed. But it was the place from

516
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Speaker 1: one town that got busted for fake signatures.

517
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Speaker 2: So that place in them all.

518
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Speaker 1: I'd have to get them all redone again. If that's

519
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Speaker 1: the case.

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00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:11,159
Speaker 2: I forgot about that they did get busted. It was

521
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:13,800
Speaker 2: next to It was next to eb Electronics boutique.

522
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Speaker 1: I tried to do a sports illustrated swimsuit model thing

523
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Speaker 1: on my wall one time and my dad had a talk.

524
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Speaker 2: With me because there was walls.

525
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:26,960
Speaker 1: He's like, hey, come on, and I said, I did no, No,

526
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Speaker 1: what else did I have? I did a red sox

527
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Speaker 1: O four like with the cutouts, because I feel like

528
00:24:34,119 --> 00:24:36,600
Speaker 1: the Boston Globe did this thing where once a week

529
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Speaker 1: they would put a mini poster in the newspaper. And

530
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Speaker 1: I collected all of them and then I hung them

531
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Speaker 1: all up.

532
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I like that.

533
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Speaker 1: If you hear Mark Bellhorn, I had that guy.

534
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Speaker 2: Our fantasy baseball league is named after him.

535
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Speaker 1: So that's what was on my wall growing up. Now

536
00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:54,280
Speaker 1: as an adult, though, I have very similar things in

537
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Speaker 1: my wall.

538
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:57,879
Speaker 2: I have nothing in my bedroom, which I just sleep

539
00:24:57,880 --> 00:24:59,879
Speaker 2: in my bedroom. But in my living room I have

540
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Speaker 2: movie You only sleep in your bedroom, No, I just

541
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Speaker 2: sleep in the couch.

542
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Speaker 1: Sometimes, I suggest bridgardson.

543
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Speaker 2: Good. Here's an interesting dilemma I'll be having when a

544
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Speaker 2: loved one moves in. I have movie posters in the

545
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:17,960
Speaker 2: living room. She's not necessarily keen on that. No, that's

546
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,400
Speaker 2: not like you get a whole bedroom you can decorate.

547
00:25:21,359 --> 00:25:26,159
Speaker 1: I have so in my studio in my office.

548
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Speaker 2: Framed movie posters. By the way, I'm not they're not

549
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:28,720
Speaker 2: just taped up.

550
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Speaker 1: There, but like, yeah, I have because in the old studio,

551
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Speaker 1: when I had a ton of wall space, we had

552
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Speaker 1: really nice movie posters up. We had a whole wall

553
00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:39,000
Speaker 1: of mini posters. And I don't really have any of

554
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:41,320
Speaker 1: those mini posters up anymore. I have a very small

555
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Speaker 1: space that I'm able to use now. In my bedroom,

556
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Speaker 1: I built French framed thing up. I don't get to

557
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Speaker 1: decide anything else in my house.

558
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think what's gonna happen is the room I'm

559
00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:55,400
Speaker 2: recording in is in the basement. I have a nice

560
00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:58,080
Speaker 2: little finished basement room down here that behind me has

561
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Speaker 2: reasonable funko pops. I got Pokemon cards in that corner

562
00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:04,240
Speaker 2: over there, which you can't see. And I think all

563
00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:06,480
Speaker 2: of my stuff is going to end up down here,

564
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:07,760
Speaker 2: which I'll okay.

565
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Speaker 1: With, although I will say that as my son gets older,

566
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Speaker 1: he's pretty much letting me design what he's doing in

567
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Speaker 1: his room because he thinks I'm cool now, So pretty

568
00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:21,240
Speaker 1: much his room is like a mini version of my office.

569
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Speaker 2: Oh, by the way, speak of Facebook marketplace, I might

570
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:26,800
Speaker 2: have to list your, uh, your love seat that's down

571
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:28,959
Speaker 2: here on Facebook marketplace in order to get rid of it.

572
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Speaker 1: Can you mention all the stuff that I've done on it? Yes,

573
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Speaker 1: Slash also that mort sat on it one time and

574
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Speaker 1: didn't want to talk to me while on the Only

575
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Speaker 1: Vocal podcast.

576
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:42,960
Speaker 2: Because one of the ways to make space go when

577
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:46,240
Speaker 2: two lives are becoming one, I'm gonna take the recliner

578
00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:47,200
Speaker 2: from upstairs.

579
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Speaker 1: Do become one.

580
00:26:49,119 --> 00:26:52,639
Speaker 2: I need someone. I can never need love before.

581
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:55,760
Speaker 1: I want to make love to. I was listening to

582
00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:58,720
Speaker 1: that song the other day. Don't ask me why it

583
00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:02,200
Speaker 1: is such a set sexual song, but Bice Girls were great.

584
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:04,600
Speaker 1: It's a very sexual song, but it was almost like

585
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:06,240
Speaker 1: it was written by a middle schooler.

586
00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:09,239
Speaker 2: Well it was written for middle schoolers, I know.

587
00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:13,040
Speaker 1: But so like they're saying stuff, but they're not really

588
00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:13,920
Speaker 1: saying anything.

589
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:16,840
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, yes, that's how you do it. So

590
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:19,800
Speaker 2: I think ultimately I'm gonna have to bring the recliner

591
00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:21,520
Speaker 2: down here to replace the love sea because the love

592
00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:23,760
Speaker 2: seat just takes up too much space. But it was great,

593
00:27:24,119 --> 00:27:24,480
Speaker 2: Well it.

594
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:26,720
Speaker 1: Was here, Yeah, you had it for six months.

595
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:28,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, before I got a real couch, I just had

596
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:29,440
Speaker 2: a small love seat.

597
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:35,560
Speaker 1: Keenan and Keller back. Let me ask you when you

598
00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:38,560
Speaker 1: were a kid, who did you believe the funniest people

599
00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:39,640
Speaker 1: in the world were.

600
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Speaker 2: That's a good question. I'm trying to think about the

601
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:46,200
Speaker 2: first time I started consistently watching humorous stuff, comedy.

602
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,320
Speaker 1: But also like live action, like real people.

603
00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:51,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, because it was The Simpsons initially, right, which is pretty.

604
00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:53,560
Speaker 1: But also like as a kid, you're like, oh, because

605
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:55,480
Speaker 1: I wasn't allowed to watch running stimpy, so I'm like,

606
00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:56,600
Speaker 1: that must be the funniest thing.

607
00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:59,920
Speaker 2: Some of that stuff. Yeah, Beavis and butthead too live action.

608
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:03,080
Speaker 2: It had to have been that bevy of Adam Sandler

609
00:28:03,119 --> 00:28:05,720
Speaker 2: movies in the second half of the nineties, or that

610
00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:08,160
Speaker 2: middle half of Jim Carey. It was like Jim Carrey,

611
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:10,439
Speaker 2: Adam Sandler, Will Ferrow was my.

612
00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:13,560
Speaker 1: Well because I would say around the age of nine

613
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Speaker 1: or ten is when I discovered Adam Sandler. Watch the

614
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Speaker 1: water Boy. That was my first Sandler movie. I'm like,

615
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:22,840
Speaker 1: this is the funniest thing ever. First time seeing Austin Powers,

616
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:25,320
Speaker 1: I didn't get all the jokes. It's still silly enough

617
00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:27,280
Speaker 1: for a nine or ten year old kid.

618
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:29,280
Speaker 2: You love gold, I love God.

619
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Speaker 1: Also, when you're a kid, it's the people that your

620
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:36,959
Speaker 1: parents tell you are funny. You're like, oh, they know

621
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,920
Speaker 1: what's right for me. So growing up, I'm like, Okay,

622
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:42,880
Speaker 1: Steve Martin and Woody Allen are the funniest people ever.

623
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Speaker 1: My parents always told me, you do what Woody Allen

624
00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:50,120
Speaker 1: tells you, no questions, no questions asked.

625
00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:51,360
Speaker 2: Yeah.

626
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:54,840
Speaker 1: So from the shows that I watched, specifically, kel Mitchell,

627
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Speaker 1: I do think was one. He's so big, Yeah, he's

628
00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:01,880
Speaker 1: so lively. Keenan also good, but like cal really really

629
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:04,280
Speaker 1: spoke to a six or seven year old goo and

630
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:09,960
Speaker 1: then Danny tamber Timborelli, Tamberlini Temborelli. So not so much

631
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,840
Speaker 1: as a kid, Pete and Pete you'd watch it. I

632
00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:14,520
Speaker 1: think it's more for when you're older and you're like,

633
00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:16,280
Speaker 1: this is fucking weird, and I like how weird it is.

634
00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:20,320
Speaker 1: But as a kid, once he got on to guess

635
00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:21,800
Speaker 1: that what was the game?

636
00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:22,640
Speaker 2: Figure it out?

637
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:25,640
Speaker 1: Once he got on to figure it out. With Summer Sanders,

638
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:27,880
Speaker 1: you're like this guy because it was him and Lorie

639
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:31,240
Speaker 1: Beth Denberg again every episode, so you're like, these must

640
00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:34,400
Speaker 1: be the funniest people that they're in every episode. So

641
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:40,000
Speaker 1: Danny tam Tamberlini Timborelli. Also, I like Josh Server.

642
00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:41,440
Speaker 2: So you just your answers.

643
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:44,240
Speaker 1: All that all that I thought was the funniest thing ever,

644
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:50,320
Speaker 1: because Danny tamber TAMBERLINI he joined all that, Tamborucci, Danny

645
00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:53,120
Speaker 1: bought a Ducci. He joined all that, And what he

646
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:54,800
Speaker 1: did was so Josh Server.

647
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:56,720
Speaker 2: Danny bought Ducci should have been a part of the

648
00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:57,520
Speaker 2: Orange too.

649
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:02,600
Speaker 1: Danny Tambarelly all so could have been. But Josh Server

650
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:07,680
Speaker 1: was what the fuck was his cop name? He was?

651
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:11,320
Speaker 2: He was Detective Dan with the ears too. He was earboy.

652
00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:14,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then let's give a shout out to fucking Katrina.

653
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:19,200
Speaker 1: The best Ross Perot impression of all time was a

654
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Speaker 1: nine year old girl, thirteen year old girl. I don't

655
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:25,800
Speaker 1: know how old she was. But also so Danny TAMBERLINI

656
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:29,640
Speaker 1: he the cast of all that. They're like, this kid

657
00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:33,360
Speaker 1: is a he's a star, he's hot. We're gonna put

658
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:34,880
Speaker 1: him in the cast. And what they did is they

659
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:39,520
Speaker 1: offset Detective Dan with Danny Tamborelli's fat cop.

660
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Speaker 2: I'm telling you, it's just he's got it. You gotta

661
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:49,280
Speaker 2: see this guy.

662
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:51,680
Speaker 1: I'll also say this is that as a kid, I

663
00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:55,680
Speaker 1: didn't love Amanda Bines. Going back and looking at her

664
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:59,320
Speaker 1: stuff now, You're like, how is this like little girl

665
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:02,960
Speaker 1: firing off this comedy as fast as she is.

666
00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:05,200
Speaker 2: She was so insane.

667
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:09,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's mine. Danny tamber TIMBERLINI.

668
00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:27,720
Speaker 2: Danny Tuscaloosa. It is fucking all time, Mac.

669
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:30,040
Speaker 1: Just the other day, I was having a discussion with

670
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:34,560
Speaker 1: really my only friend, my son, about school lunches. He

671
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:37,080
Speaker 1: was asking me about when I was a kid, what

672
00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:39,520
Speaker 1: would I take for lunch? What would what would the

673
00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:43,440
Speaker 1: snacks be? What would they be serving at my school?

674
00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:46,120
Speaker 1: And I was having a tough time thinking back to

675
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:48,920
Speaker 1: the snacks that I was being given. But I feel

676
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:54,080
Speaker 1: like fruit roll ups, fruit by the foot, and gushers

677
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:56,320
Speaker 1: were the main ingredients.

678
00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:58,480
Speaker 2: So you were a home lunch guy.

679
00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:00,680
Speaker 1: Not a lot. No no, So the there were some,

680
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:03,880
Speaker 1: and granted my mother would keep an eye on what

681
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:06,520
Speaker 1: the school calendar was. Now he goes to a school

682
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:09,080
Speaker 1: where lunch is free, which is the best thing ever.

683
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:11,720
Speaker 1: I pushed Hymntastic every single day, being like, just eat

684
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:13,479
Speaker 1: that lunch. I don't care what it is, try it.

685
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:16,320
Speaker 1: But my mother would always look ahead and be like, Okay,

686
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:19,840
Speaker 1: I either don't want you to have this or I

687
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:22,680
Speaker 1: don't think you like this, So I was never able

688
00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:24,440
Speaker 1: to because you know, you had to bring money for it.

689
00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:27,560
Speaker 1: I never got to have the pasta in meatballs or

690
00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:29,880
Speaker 1: the meatball sandwich is there because my mother just thought like,

691
00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:32,520
Speaker 1: why would he want this, when in fact it's a kid.

692
00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:33,840
Speaker 1: I really really wanted that.

693
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:36,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, as a poor I was eating school lunch all

694
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:38,920
Speaker 2: day or a day. I believe I had to pay

695
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:40,840
Speaker 2: for breakfast, but it was cheap. It was like a

696
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:44,360
Speaker 2: reduced price for breakfast. But I used to That was

697
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:48,560
Speaker 2: my life, school lunch every single day for what fifteen years,

698
00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:50,080
Speaker 2: thirteen years, however long it is.

699
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:53,400
Speaker 1: Also, I'm pretty sure that elementary school. Now we went

700
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:57,720
Speaker 1: to school in the mid nineties, elementary school until two thousand,

701
00:32:57,760 --> 00:32:59,760
Speaker 1: and then middle school early part of two thousands, high

702
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:04,320
Speaker 1: school until seven. If you went to school and you

703
00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:07,440
Speaker 1: didn't have a lunch and you forgot your money, they

704
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:10,120
Speaker 1: would give you like a cheap ham sandwich, right.

705
00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:15,080
Speaker 2: I don't recall. They'd probably be like a you? What

706
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:16,960
Speaker 2: was what's that called a yo you?

707
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:18,280
Speaker 1: What's a you that spells you?

708
00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:22,360
Speaker 2: What's the thing? Would you owe someone something?

709
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:28,800
Speaker 1: B yob an I owe you? Yeah, that's you can't

710
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:30,480
Speaker 1: do an ioe you with a kid.

711
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:35,560
Speaker 2: Sometimes why in w Uh, I don't remember any of

712
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:37,680
Speaker 2: that and that when you're talking about it, you know,

713
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:42,160
Speaker 2: going through the years. We also began UH school in

714
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:46,720
Speaker 2: an era where there's no computers in schools, and when

715
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:50,400
Speaker 2: we graduated high school, that was the year the iPhone debuted,

716
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:52,680
Speaker 2: so that's insane to think about.

717
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:55,040
Speaker 1: I also so I do keep an eye on my

718
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:57,720
Speaker 1: son's lunch menu. First off, if he doesn't like something,

719
00:33:57,760 --> 00:34:00,280
Speaker 1: I'll give him something. But also I may make sure

720
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:02,720
Speaker 1: that I don't double up on what he's eating, so

721
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:05,560
Speaker 1: I will change what I'm making for him not to

722
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:07,000
Speaker 1: have two spaghetti meals in a day.

723
00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:09,920
Speaker 2: So the school runs your life, the.

724
00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:12,319
Speaker 1: School runs my life, which I'm perfectly fine with. He's

725
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:15,000
Speaker 1: there for like way too long during the day. He

726
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:16,960
Speaker 1: was also asking. I'm like, oh, yeah, they used to

727
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:19,719
Speaker 1: we could buy snacks, and he's like, whoa, what what

728
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:21,520
Speaker 1: would they have? And I didn't want to tell him

729
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:25,680
Speaker 1: that they would sell us candy. They would sell us, yes,

730
00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:26,840
Speaker 1: ice cream bars.

731
00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:29,719
Speaker 2: Our freshman year, we had a massive selection and had

732
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:32,640
Speaker 2: that the bakery with the cookies. But then once every

733
00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:35,040
Speaker 2: redid it, they got a little healthier, and then it

734
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:36,319
Speaker 2: was like gold fishing no.

735
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:39,840
Speaker 1: But they would also have like Snickers ice cream bars

736
00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:41,920
Speaker 1: or like, yeah, there was ice cream section, like a

737
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:45,040
Speaker 1: big ice cream section that I wouldn't want him having.

738
00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:48,080
Speaker 2: Well, they'd also like we had like the regular lunch

739
00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:50,200
Speaker 2: and then we had like the deli area too. You could.

740
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:52,799
Speaker 1: That's in high school. He's not in high school, right, That's.

741
00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:54,600
Speaker 2: What I'm talking about. I'm talking about high school. Yeah.

742
00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:56,560
Speaker 1: Let me ask you this though, Mac As a kid,

743
00:34:57,040 --> 00:35:00,279
Speaker 1: what was your favorite? You show up to school, you

744
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:03,600
Speaker 1: find out it is this lunch today? What got you

745
00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:04,440
Speaker 1: the most excited?

746
00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:09,000
Speaker 2: Ah, that's a good question, Kude. We'd have sloppy Joe's

747
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:13,280
Speaker 2: off in pizza Fridays. You have those McRib type of things.

748
00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:16,239
Speaker 1: Oh my god. The ribbicue dipper is either on their

749
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:21,560
Speaker 1: own or in sandwich form, better than McDonald's McRib sandwich.

750
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:22,680
Speaker 2: It's the same thing.

751
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:24,759
Speaker 1: It's better whenever they were serving. The last time I

752
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:27,799
Speaker 1: had a McRib, I had it during the pandemic. It

753
00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:30,399
Speaker 1: wasn't even a meat. It was ce three.

754
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:32,359
Speaker 2: Ude, that's what it was twenty years ago too.

755
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:32,920
Speaker 1: Now.

756
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:38,040
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, I don't know if I had a particular favorite.

757
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:41,760
Speaker 2: I'm trying to think what the lasting thing that really

758
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:46,239
Speaker 2: strikes me though, is for breakfast, I would have one

759
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:49,439
Speaker 2: or two strawberry milks. For lunch, I would have two

760
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:54,200
Speaker 2: strawberry milks. I was drinking so much milk, and back

761
00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:57,240
Speaker 2: in the day too, for dinner, I loved a cold

762
00:35:57,280 --> 00:36:00,600
Speaker 2: glass of whole milk. I was drinking so much much milk,

763
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:01,840
Speaker 2: so much milk.

764
00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:05,960
Speaker 1: Okay, first off, the first you having so much strawberry milk.

765
00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:06,800
Speaker 2: Oh delicious.

766
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:08,879
Speaker 1: I would lose it on my kit if I found

767
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:09,480
Speaker 1: out about that.

768
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:12,520
Speaker 2: What do you mean just having a nice, nice treat dirty.

769
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:15,319
Speaker 2: I don't want him having all that sugary milk. It's

770
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:17,040
Speaker 2: the same there's chocolate milk, motherfucker.

771
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:22,359
Speaker 1: Also moving forward, you are the milk man, so I want.

772
00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:24,600
Speaker 2: This is probably the seventeenth time I've tried to tell

773
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:25,000
Speaker 2: this story.

774
00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:26,800
Speaker 1: This explains my milky complain.

775
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:30,200
Speaker 2: I try, I try. As you tried to dub yourself

776
00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:33,680
Speaker 2: the big rab goo and it stuck, eventually turning into goo.

777
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:37,440
Speaker 2: I tried to dub myself the milkman by drinking a

778
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:40,040
Speaker 2: gallon of milk in an hour during college and goo.

779
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:42,680
Speaker 2: I got to the final sip I had, you know,

780
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:45,719
Speaker 2: you know, the shot sized poor in a red solo cup.

781
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:48,720
Speaker 2: That bottom line, that's all I had left to finish

782
00:36:48,719 --> 00:36:50,520
Speaker 2: a gallon of milk in an hour, and they were

783
00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:53,560
Speaker 2: counting down from thirty seconds. By the way, I was freezing.

784
00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:55,319
Speaker 2: But they don't tell you when you try to drink

785
00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:56,799
Speaker 2: a gallon of milk an hour that you end up

786
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:59,600
Speaker 2: fucking shivering it's so cold. I put the fun I

787
00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:02,479
Speaker 2: was very I just drank mostly a gallon of milk.

788
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:04,120
Speaker 2: I said, seven Swedish fish that.

789
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:05,960
Speaker 1: Day, seven bags or seven Swedish fish.

790
00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:07,320
Speaker 2: Seven total Swedish fish.

791
00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:08,040
Speaker 1: That's not that many.

792
00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:09,160
Speaker 2: That was the joke.

793
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:09,719
Speaker 1: Uh.

794
00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:13,640
Speaker 2: The milk hit the back of my throat and everything

795
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:17,279
Speaker 2: came right up into the garbage belt. So I didn't

796
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:20,640
Speaker 2: I didn't get Uh, I didn't earn the nickname the milkman.

797
00:37:20,719 --> 00:37:21,360
Speaker 2: So that was just real.

798
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:24,160
Speaker 1: Unfortunately all you had to do, so you went for

799
00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:26,040
Speaker 1: the short game.

800
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:28,719
Speaker 2: If I didn't keep those seven Swedish fish, I would

801
00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:29,239
Speaker 2: have had room.

802
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:31,480
Speaker 1: You went for a quick hitter, trying to get that

803
00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:34,239
Speaker 1: nickname in one day. You should have played the lawn

804
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:37,080
Speaker 1: game every day. At breakfast, you show up, You're like, Wow,

805
00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:39,520
Speaker 1: this is really good strawberry milk. Then at lunch you

806
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:42,920
Speaker 1: show up in the cafeteria. I'm really enjoying this, Strawberry.

807
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:45,560
Speaker 2: Also trying to earn nicknames in high school and then

808
00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:46,959
Speaker 2: college though.

809
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:49,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then you get down there shout out the ute.

810
00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:53,560
Speaker 1: You should have taken this with you to college where

811
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:56,040
Speaker 1: if you did this for a month, where you just

812
00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:59,120
Speaker 1: had breakfast, lunch, and dinner milk, you would have gotten

813
00:37:59,160 --> 00:37:59,879
Speaker 1: your milkman nick.

814
00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:01,880
Speaker 2: By the way, I have not stepped foot back on

815
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:02,839
Speaker 2: campus since I left.

816
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:05,440
Speaker 1: That's because you threw up Swedish fish everywhere. You're not

817
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:18,120
Speaker 1: allowed to bad. You know what I googled the other day.

818
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:23,759
Speaker 1: I found out that groundhogs have no ability to tell

819
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:24,200
Speaker 1: the weather.

820
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:29,320
Speaker 2: You're saying, pucks Tony Phil is a bullshitter.

821
00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:32,120
Speaker 1: I don't want to start anything here, but yeah.

822
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:33,919
Speaker 2: You heard it here first, pucks Tony Phil.

823
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:38,000
Speaker 1: I also don't like how there's multiple groundhogs doing this.

824
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:40,600
Speaker 1: There should be one ground higue. There should be one

825
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:43,800
Speaker 1: groundhog that is responsible for telling us when spring is.

826
00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:45,879
Speaker 1: I don't like that there's like seven.

827
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:47,919
Speaker 2: Well, hold on, hold on, what do you mean there's

828
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,040
Speaker 2: multiple groundhogs.

829
00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:50,920
Speaker 1: It's not just pensacone Phil.

830
00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:55,560
Speaker 2: You're telling me there's more than one philanthropist, Phil.

831
00:38:56,400 --> 00:39:00,200
Speaker 1: I'm telling you that there's other groundhogs to follow, grind, high.

832
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:06,080
Speaker 2: Crowded hugue. I don't like other countries do it.

833
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:08,560
Speaker 1: I think it's all in America. No one else would

834
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:11,120
Speaker 1: be dumb enough to fucking use a rodent to tell

835
00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:12,440
Speaker 1: you when the next season is.

836
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:18,319
Speaker 2: No one just wait, they don't. Just default to paxtani Phil,

837
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:20,719
Speaker 2: who's on East Coast time, and then it can trickle back.

838
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:21,279
Speaker 2: What the fuck