Speaker 1: That's nice, right a go, yes, boy, that is good news.
Speaker 2: It is the fourth day of August twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2: Good morning, everybody. Welcome to the partray of Morning Show.
Speaker 2: My name is Chris Hockey. Here we go, big day
Speaker 2: ahead of us. We got Marny Gallara, now we got
Speaker 2: Johnny Bones, we got a new twin. We had a
Speaker 2: first patted practice yesterday. I happened to be at that.
Speaker 3: That was fun.
Speaker 1: So lots to get to.
Speaker 2: We'll get her started right away. There was some comedy.
Speaker 2: Here's Ryan Hamilton Tuesday morning on the part Trip. You
Speaker 2: got those Tuesday tireds. We're going to try to be
Speaker 2: your audible caffeine. Let's get her started partrip morning. So
Speaker 2: come on in.
Speaker 3: I am glad you are here.
Speaker 1: People said a lot of things.
Speaker 4: People said, you're going to get a lot of material
Speaker 4: out of this, and let me be the first to say,
Speaker 4: not worth it.
Speaker 1: I would rather have done many things for the jokes,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean.
Speaker 5: I got hauled off and hit by a bus for
Speaker 5: the ha haas.
Speaker 1: There were some brighter moments.
Speaker 5: There was this moment I realized I was going to
Speaker 5: use my health insurance.
Speaker 1: And that felt good. I just had this thought, here's
Speaker 1: where I get mine. I'd be laying in the hospital
Speaker 1: going run it up.
Speaker 4: I mean, how often in life do you get to
Speaker 4: blow right by your deductible.
Speaker 1: And on January one? How about that? Huh?
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's why I was living large, wind in my
Speaker 5: back and a glint in my eye.
Speaker 2: Side sweets on your side?
Speaker 1: You here this dam dunder this all right?
Speaker 4: Part Good morning Joe, Tuesday, August fourth, It's twenty twenty
Speaker 4: six from Corey Cove. That's Chriss Hockey, that's meat Sauce,
Speaker 4: Paul Lambert and Sam Calverson.
Speaker 1: Hello, how are you guys? Good? How are you? That's great? Great, great,
Speaker 1: great great.
Speaker 6: I thought we were going to get a ton of
Speaker 6: rain this morning, hogsteady, you didn't get some?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we got some, but yeah I'm damp. Yeah it
Speaker 1: is kind of damp.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, lightning a little bit of rain.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's nice and damp. Yeah that's what your new
Speaker 4: word any times? Can I say that before we all
Speaker 4: get a little uncomfortable.
Speaker 6: You know what's great? It doesn't rattle anymore on that
Speaker 6: sweet microphone.
Speaker 4: Not your ygh leaning all the way in because the
Speaker 4: mic sounds really good, right, Yeah, try let's see if
Speaker 4: I go all the way in here. Yeah, look, it
Speaker 4: doesn't tint it up.
Speaker 7: So I heard it might have been that pop filter
Speaker 7: that covers it. They said, apparently it was so dirty
Speaker 7: and so repulsive, like just it's like a picture of it,
Speaker 7: and it's like sending in it to all of his
Speaker 7: engineer buddies, the show how disgusting we are?
Speaker 3: The hell could you guys be doing over there?
Speaker 1: Well, it's gotta be Barrero.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's the one that like his candles and lysol
Speaker 4: wipes and stuff. He's the one that's coming off as
Speaker 4: a germophobe. But it's probably the opposite. What do you
Speaker 4: called him a murderer for? Pa is extremely clean, Pa? Yeah,
Speaker 4: I mean comedy. It's a working lunch. I doubt he
Speaker 4: spits it right into the microphone.
Speaker 1: We're good.
Speaker 4: I like to think I'm relatively clean. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 4: I showered twice a day. I think you guys are
Speaker 4: doing a great job.
Speaker 1: Thanks. Yeah, I think everybody here does a great job.
Speaker 4: Are the twins doing a good job? They wheeled and dealed.
Speaker 4: You said they wouldn't. I was wrong, man. They wheeled
Speaker 4: and deal.
Speaker 1: They wheeled and dealed.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And you told us for about a year and
Speaker 4: a half that Joe Ryan was going to be traded.
Speaker 6: And he's still here. Yeah, man, how about that, he's
Speaker 6: still They took on some salary, man.
Speaker 1: Ryan Jeffers, our guy still here. Yeah that's good. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Trevor Larnick still here, even though they tried to trade
Speaker 4: him like five days ago.
Speaker 6: Still they tried to trade him again last night. But yeah,
Speaker 6: he's here.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 6: Everything's working out for everybody. You Yeah, it's all going
Speaker 6: the right way for your twins. So you're excited. I
Speaker 6: mean not really.
Speaker 4: But the Hoffman guy they got, and Bonus saw no
Speaker 4: way more about it than I do.
Speaker 6: But he's really good. The other Minter guy they got decent, right,
Speaker 6: good guy, fine, perfect. The other guy was going to
Speaker 6: get cut and they just got in front of the
Speaker 6: line by training, but they did. They added salary, which
Speaker 6: I think Bonus has said multiple times it's the most
Speaker 6: salary they've ever added at a trade deadline.
Speaker 1: Is that right? Yeah?
Speaker 6: I mean the Boston Red Sox went and got an
Speaker 6: All star catcher. I mean, the Guardians traded for about
Speaker 6: fifteen people. The White Sox traded for about fifteen people.
Speaker 6: But hey, they didn't sell.
Speaker 4: Aaron Gleeman said from a league source, the Twins are
Speaker 4: getting three point seventy five million in cash and the
Speaker 4: Blue Jays to cover part of Jeff Hoffman's salary next season.
Speaker 4: The Twins will absorb the entire three point two million
Speaker 4: Hoffman is owned for the rest of this year, plus
Speaker 4: about seven point twenty five million of his eleven million
Speaker 4: dollar salary next year. You retweeted that with a caption
Speaker 4: that says, Wow, they should be given an award. Well,
Speaker 4: I mean, I feel bad because I love Gleam And
Speaker 4: I texted him after I tweeted that and said, this
Speaker 4: is no ill will against you.
Speaker 6: We didn't respond. He probably hates me. I don't blame him.
Speaker 6: A lot of people hate me. They're tired of me.
Speaker 6: They're tired of much stick.
Speaker 1: Much stick. Yeah, what's your stick? What's your bit?
Speaker 3: You're being a bean?
Speaker 1: Bean me.
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 1: Then that was my mister ban impression? Not great?
Speaker 3: Is he?
Speaker 1: Do? People watch him?
Speaker 8: Like?
Speaker 1: Sure? People love mister Ban.
Speaker 3: You can just run around.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you don't like mister Bean. I've never really I
Speaker 6: know who he is. Roman Atkinson, Yeah, I guess I'm
Speaker 6: mister mean.
Speaker 3: Who's sang that?
Speaker 1: Signing a song in the nineties like mister Vane. Oh
Speaker 1: remember that song?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I want it and I know you because I'm
Speaker 4: mister Bain.
Speaker 1: That song.
Speaker 4: Way, who's saying that? I think it was just a
Speaker 4: one goal, was it not? That was culture Beat? Oh god,
Speaker 4: that nineteen ninety three.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna listen to that on my way home.
Speaker 4: There were German German musical group culture Beat.
Speaker 3: You that'll enter your wrist.
Speaker 6: Call me mister raider, call me mister wrong, call me
Speaker 6: mister Vain. That's all the lyrics. Call me insane.
Speaker 3: I don't know what in the hell you're talking about.
Speaker 6: He'd say, I know what I want and I want
Speaker 6: it now, and I want you because I'm mister Vain.
Speaker 1: Lady it is a lady. Yeah, she's a lady.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is confusing. Yeah anyway, German pop music, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, talk about it.
Speaker 1: Pop music. Ten years ago.
Speaker 4: We would have played mister Vain right now and then
Speaker 4: ran it into the ground for an hour and a half.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. We would play all.
Speaker 3: Of it first, some of ever been glad we can't
Speaker 3: play me.
Speaker 4: We'd play every beat. Yeah, that's got to be in
Speaker 4: the system, right, Oh for sure. Who would play that. Oh,
Speaker 4: KATIEBB back in the day played it like crazy. That's
Speaker 4: where I heard it. Yeah, thirty years ago to.
Speaker 1: Make great song. Thanks, Zach What time do you go
Speaker 1: to bed? I don't want to talk about it. I
Speaker 1: don't want to talk about up the whole time. I
Speaker 1: didn't what world series of poker? Watching the Han thing
Speaker 1: just wore Jesus.
Speaker 4: He was dead to rights man should have been out,
Speaker 4: could have been out, and now he's second and ship
Speaker 4: multiple man. Wow, wow, down to seven and like, look,
Speaker 4: Holly did it go?
Speaker 1: Because I didn't make it the whole way? Holly, did
Speaker 1: it go? Zach Ary? Midnight?
Speaker 4: Oh midnight, that's not too bad. I thought it was
Speaker 4: going to go way later than that. Oh midnight Pacific.
Speaker 4: You were up till two.
Speaker 1: I can't stop. Oh dude, I have a problem. I
Speaker 1: have a problem. And I couldn't make it that long.
Speaker 4: But think about that if it ended three and a
Speaker 4: half hours ago. ESPN's Jeff Platt was is and was
Speaker 4: supposed to jump on the show for a second at
Speaker 4: eight forty.
Speaker 1: Do we think he's going to be up? No? This
Speaker 1: is one of those things.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, I'm sure you guys would be super
Speaker 4: pumped if he doesn't show But I can't blame him
Speaker 4: if he doesn't show up, but he says he would.
Speaker 1: He's a pro. He's really good.
Speaker 3: You getting nothing else to do?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Do you think he knows mister vain.
Speaker 3: What he calls this penis?
Speaker 1: I'm sure there's a handful of people on that broadcast
Speaker 1: that are a little vain.
Speaker 4: Yeah, espn. Yeah, the broadcast was legit. I mean we're back,
Speaker 4: Oh for sure. Production value was off the charts.
Speaker 1: That's awesome, dude. Yeah. Yeah, you guys watch Sons of Bitches.
Speaker 1: Hawk and I are going to watch the NFL Hall
Speaker 1: of Fame game.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I go. I went to the Vikings practice.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that go.
Speaker 3: I went very well.
Speaker 2: It's fun to watch him hitting each other and getting
Speaker 2: the latest scoop and reuniting with all my friends down there,
Speaker 2: putting new names to new numbers.
Speaker 3: It was fun.
Speaker 4: Hell.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, do you mean mister vain.
Speaker 3: Your penis?
Speaker 4: Would you like to Yeah? I'm curious, should be big
Speaker 4: big citrus.
Speaker 2: I didn't meet him, he wasn't practicing yestoray, but I'll
Speaker 2: tell you who did our first round pick.
Speaker 4: Well, everybody's so far as saying, if the kid stays healthy,
Speaker 4: he looks like an unstoppable for us.
Speaker 2: Did and tick that first line away now because he's
Speaker 2: completely healthy?
Speaker 1: Is he really? Yeah?
Speaker 2: He was whooping ashes. I saw him doing spend moves
Speaker 2: on one on ones. I was duly impressed by that kid.
Speaker 1: He's a huge human. Again, we said it yesterday.
Speaker 4: What if Quzy just swings and misses for four or
Speaker 4: five straight years and Brazenski's I can't I'd like the job, Like, well,
Speaker 4: we fired that guy, so why don't you just do
Speaker 4: this one? Well, we do the GM search. But if
Speaker 4: he slides in, does one draft and just crushes and
Speaker 4: then Nolan's teasily is the GM and we're moving on
Speaker 4: in Brazinski's not. But Brazinsky just gets to kick his
Speaker 4: feet up and go, remember that the twenty twenty six
Speaker 4: draft that I crushed and then you didn't give me
Speaker 4: the job?
Speaker 1: Yep? Cool? I wonder, And again we'll never quite know
Speaker 1: how much.
Speaker 4: Was Brazinski the decision maker, how much was koc how
Speaker 4: much was Brian Flores?
Speaker 1: Like what was the dynamic this last draft?
Speaker 4: But obviously Brazinski was heavily involved, But who made the
Speaker 4: final call?
Speaker 1: Don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't know how that worked. Somebody else can report.
Speaker 4: Nobody in this town reports nobody.
Speaker 6: People are gonna be on top of stories, but they're
Speaker 6: not gonna report.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but let's not even do hindsight because Caleb Banks
Speaker 4: hasn't done anything yet. It's it's August fourth, but the
Speaker 4: day he was drafted. Right, we got all those bad
Speaker 4: draft grades, right, f d minus the garbage. But even
Speaker 4: the people that hated our draft, or at least our
Speaker 4: first round pick, even the ones that hated it, said,
Speaker 4: this is just too big of a gamble.
Speaker 1: But the upside, though, is gigantic.
Speaker 4: But he's hurt, he's got what foot problems, he's too big,
Speaker 4: he never plays games like you just you probably just
Speaker 4: drafted an absolute.
Speaker 1: Injury report guy.
Speaker 4: Yeah but right, everybody said, But.
Speaker 1: But if he can stay healthy, this might be a
Speaker 1: home run.
Speaker 3: Yes, I saw no hitching his get along of any
Speaker 3: kind yesterday. That's sweet, dude, to stomp an ass.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, huge, let's stomp some ass. Yeah, let's stomp
Speaker 1: some ass. Good morning, John.
Speaker 3: Bonas going to stomp some ass?
Speaker 1: Sure? Cool?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, man, See he wants to do we have
Speaker 3: a target.
Speaker 4: Do you believe the Twins stomp some ass yesterday or not.
Speaker 9: Yeah, they just maybe tap you know who in particular stomps.
Speaker 1: Live Twins Daily dot com Tom pull it excuse me?
Speaker 4: Yay, Now we're saying, wait a minute, Wait a minute,
Speaker 4: wait a minute, excuse me.
Speaker 9: Moved up to every promise he has made over the
Speaker 9: last nine months.
Speaker 1: Does he have photos of you? None that are on
Speaker 1: the internet.
Speaker 9: Yeah, this is where I get to get called pull
Speaker 9: that pocket protector.
Speaker 1: I guess. Uh.
Speaker 9: He came through and uh, his general manager in the
Speaker 9: press conferences, they said, you know, the ability to add
Speaker 9: payrol is huge. And I will suggest that's an optic
Speaker 9: that's a kind way of saying what their truth is,
Speaker 9: which is the ability to add payroll at the trade
Speaker 9: deadline is huge. It also should be the default position,
Speaker 9: and the fact that you could not add payroll before
Speaker 9: the deadline in twenty twenty three and twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1: Was what was huge.
Speaker 9: That's the that's the real problem, right Yeah, And we
Speaker 9: kept trying to say that in twenty three and twenty four,
Speaker 9: like you guys, you got appeal to add payroll at
Speaker 9: the deadline. That's that's how you make the playoffs. That's
Speaker 9: how you make the postseason. You can't just give up.
Speaker 9: And you know they didn't do that, But give him credit.
Speaker 9: He did what Major League Baseball owners are supposed to do,
Speaker 9: which is allow your front office to cook at the
Speaker 9: trade deadline, and the front office did some cooking.
Speaker 2: Well, Sa, there's some cooking going on. What do you
Speaker 2: say now, Sauce, do you have apologies to make?
Speaker 1: No? Why?
Speaker 9: Because Paula I did have like a constant debate from
Speaker 9: bout the last two weeks about Ryan Jeffers and how
Speaker 9: likely he was to be traded that. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 9: we will never It is not in Jeremy's olds best
Speaker 9: interest to try and tell us whether or not they
Speaker 9: were ever close on Ryan Jeffers. So I'm not sure
Speaker 9: that we'll ever find out. But I don't get the sense,
Speaker 9: and I didn't hear a lot of inside stuff about
Speaker 9: him being particularly close to being traded once they decided
Speaker 9: they were going for Yeah, once they decided they were buying.
Speaker 4: See see Tom Poulad said I know what I want
Speaker 4: and I want it now?
Speaker 1: Did he really just like culture beat?
Speaker 4: Oh? Wait, mister Vain In nineteen ninety three hit number
Speaker 4: one in Australia Austria, Denmark, Finland, Germany, Italy, Netherlands, Norway, Switzerland.
Speaker 1: What a smash, Yeah, just the whitest countries song.
Speaker 4: It was the number one dance song in the US essentially,
Speaker 4: but it didn't get higher than seventeen in.
Speaker 1: The US on the Billboard Hot one hundred. It's still slams.
Speaker 3: I don't know what you're talking.
Speaker 1: Is this to talk about pop music?
Speaker 4: No culture beats mister Vain, which we would play for you,
Speaker 4: but it's a different time in space. And you know,
Speaker 4: I think culture Beat would want their five grand I
Speaker 4: think they need the money.
Speaker 2: Sure, it's not supposed to mean he's taking shots of
Speaker 2: people for no reason. Me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you won't apologize, Tom.
Speaker 4: Why would I apologize to them?
Speaker 1: Show what you're supposed to do? What they want an award?
Speaker 3: If you're a fan.
Speaker 1: They did what they're supposed to do.
Speaker 4: That's what we do every day. That we don't do
Speaker 4: great jobs. We just do what we're supposed to do.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 2: You wanted all your applause, You wanted, Hey, you applause
Speaker 2: me you said all the time.
Speaker 1: I mean Sus does what he's supposed to do.
Speaker 9: He doesn't get layered with with accolades for it to you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean he gets financially compensated.
Speaker 9: Yeah, that counts, so will Tom pullap. I don't think
Speaker 9: Tom Pola is hurting for financial competition.
Speaker 3: Putting that in the mist.
Speaker 1: I think Saucy on this one.
Speaker 9: I don't think you gotta apologize that anybody.
Speaker 3: Saw all right, then fine? You for each other. That's
Speaker 3: what you guys do.
Speaker 1: You guys just are ride or die.
Speaker 4: Because he gets free access to twins Daily dot com
Speaker 4: geek podcast, how good you guys are?
Speaker 1: Get it?
Speaker 2: Because all the free stuff he gets?
Speaker 1: Was that a shot at that?
Speaker 4: You don't you want the stuff at twins Daily dot
Speaker 4: com for free too?
Speaker 1: Is there pay stuff? Paywall? Very little, very little? Well,
Speaker 1: I think Sauce should get free access to that too.
Speaker 1: Thank you. You guys are in cahoots. I give him
Speaker 1: so much free, so much of me. Yeah, wow great.
Speaker 1: I've only been there once and it was the time
Speaker 1: I was dressed as a donkey. Yeah. Great bar. That
Speaker 1: was fun.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there was a guy singing stone type of pilots
Speaker 4: karaoke at the top of his lungs and it made
Speaker 4: me uncomfortable.
Speaker 3: Man, I had.
Speaker 2: I had a rough experience with some crook. At the
Speaker 2: other night go On, we were playing down red Winging.
Speaker 2: They have they always have a karaoke contest that happens
Speaker 2: before we go on, and there's always like a couple
Speaker 2: of really good singers, and then there's always a couple
Speaker 2: of guys who are doing it for a goof.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh the goofs were tough.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because one of the guys had to stall for
Speaker 2: a bit because they were having issues playing his tune.
Speaker 3: It wasn't whose line is it?
Speaker 1: Anyway, he did a free show.
Speaker 2: I was landed the back of my van trying to
Speaker 2: take a nap, and I was like, somebody put me
Speaker 2: out permanently.
Speaker 1: Saw.
Speaker 4: So if I had had to sing karaoke at that event,
Speaker 4: you know what I would have sung.
Speaker 1: Mister Vain nailed it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I would have talked about if I had to
Speaker 6: do free show, I would talk about gut her helmet
Speaker 6: from Gunnerhilmet MN dot com. Never clean your gutters again,
Speaker 6: gut Herhilmet MN dot com.
Speaker 2: Tune in to kfan dot com slash watch if you
Speaker 2: want to see mister Vain, yeahs going to show him
Speaker 2: during the break.
Speaker 1: Oh you're going to show your Wien.
Speaker 3: I'm mister vane.
Speaker 4: Would you tune in if you showed your crank on
Speaker 4: the Yeah, would you tune in?
Speaker 1: I mean Tommy scream shot it?
Speaker 3: He would scream shot it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I mean yeah, Tommy. The whole time Adam
Speaker 1: Weber was on your city, He's like, this is the
Speaker 1: best between the voice and the haircut. Yeah.
Speaker 2: How did you know he was on? Because when you
Speaker 2: asked the quarterback question, the wide receiver talks at thirty minutes.
Speaker 4: I said the hawk, I go, well, I'm gonna go
Speaker 4: in there and ask Corey what it's like to come
Speaker 4: up with a board game?
Speaker 1: Will you answer?
Speaker 3: I was like, does he know what position?
Speaker 1: Adam Man? Adam is such a good dude. What a
Speaker 1: nice guy.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: Adam is awesome.
Speaker 2: He's a straight up Like I'm surprised he doesn't smoke Marlboros.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean yeah, he sounded like you did yesterday yesterday.
Speaker 4: But that's his voice. And again Tommy freaking loves it. Yeah,
Speaker 4: trust me, he loves it.
Speaker 6: My mother in law yesterday was on the phone with
Speaker 6: my wife and was like, that guy is handsome.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he is a.
Speaker 4: Like we said on the area today. You know you know,
Speaker 4: you're annoyingly good looking. When I walked down the hall
Speaker 4: and everybody we walked by was a man. Everybody in
Speaker 4: this room at that time when he walked in was
Speaker 4: a man, and everybody's like. Then Adam went out to
Speaker 4: say how to somebody else, and everybody that was left
Speaker 4: in this room like me, Mark Parrish got who else was?
Speaker 1: It was like three or four of.
Speaker 4: Us and all of us like, god, dang it, that
Speaker 4: guy's good looking, and it kind of pissed all of
Speaker 4: us off. We're like, man, that must be rough, yeah, crazy,
Speaker 4: good for a yeah.
Speaker 1: Now, but honestly, what a nice guy. Dude, good dude.
Speaker 6: So next segment, we're gonna hear Hawk's thoughts about twins daily.
Speaker 4: All right, So Bonus is here, Marty Gellner later, maybe
Speaker 4: Jeff Platt later, who knows, maybe he'll sleep in. Uh.
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Speaker 4: They can I ask you guys a question just because
Speaker 4: I know Abbot's up and this is his favorite topic.
Speaker 3: We were talking, Yester. We couldn't wait to hear about it.
Speaker 4: You know, we have three quarterfinals left right in the
Speaker 4: Initials Invitational. Yeah, we already have seven people tied with
Speaker 4: three points. Like, the most number of wild cards we
Speaker 4: can have is six.
Speaker 3: There's only one way to handle it. You got to
Speaker 3: have a playing game.
Speaker 1: Oh man, that's more work. Well, but a second chance tournament.
Speaker 9: That's what That's what Doe did on Jeopardy. That's what
Speaker 9: Jeopardy did. They had this best second place finishers all
Speaker 9: compete in the second chance tournament and you get get
Speaker 9: the wild card that way.
Speaker 4: I mean, I do know that Abbott wants this to
Speaker 4: string out as long as possible.
Speaker 1: He has said that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I can tell you one guy that's
Speaker 4: cheering for just three people to get four and lose
Speaker 4: in these last three matchups, and that's me. That would
Speaker 4: be easier. But yeah, so far we've had no one
Speaker 4: lose with four points. Seven people have three, including aj
Speaker 4: Yeah how about that? So people, yesterday we're going what
Speaker 4: are we doing with wildcards? Are we doing like a
Speaker 4: fan vote? Are we doing a wheel spin? Are we
Speaker 4: doing a playing game? And I go the committee has
Speaker 4: not decided yet. I don't know but we're already over capacity.
Speaker 4: What if you know what we're gonna do. What if
Speaker 4: you let the person in the semi final with the
Speaker 4: most points pick their opponent.
Speaker 1: A freeze like Kelsey Chad?
Speaker 4: So what you mean like the people that are not
Speaker 4: sorry not Chad Kelsey and Christian Like you're saying, like
Speaker 4: hawkheads six Kelsey, so vay get.
Speaker 1: To pick their opponent.
Speaker 4: I mean that's yeah, that's pretty unfair to like the
Speaker 4: Glenns as your old which.
Speaker 1: Is they're never getting picked.
Speaker 9: Then you know you picked the dead weight, just like
Speaker 9: any situation where you know, a j kind of shows
Speaker 9: up like the undertaker in this in this.
Speaker 4: Well, that's kind of what I said yesterday, Right, this
Speaker 4: is the most aj thing ever? Is he in round
Speaker 4: one but gets just enough for a wild card and
Speaker 4: then still finds a way to win the whole tournament? Yeah,
Speaker 4: I don't know, we'll see awesome, sneaky, sneaky little comeback
Speaker 4: win for Brett blakemore yesterday though he's not he's not
Speaker 4: bad at that game. No, for for how infrequently Brett plays,
Speaker 4: he beat He's freaking good, very good.
Speaker 3: And I think he and the listener are twins.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and man Glenn had what did he guess?
Speaker 1: Horse race?
Speaker 4: Yea if he guess his horseback riding instead of horse race. Yeah,
Speaker 4: we got it. Yeah, but that's how it goes. Them's
Speaker 4: the breaks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know Glenn's last name is Sheen.
Speaker 1: How weird is that the mansion? You guys ever been
Speaker 1: in the mansion up there?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 1: Cool? Yeah, super cool. I've been passed same, I've been
Speaker 1: past it. My girls have been in it, going there during.
Speaker 2: The Halloween or the Christmas time. They really do a
Speaker 2: good job in place. This place haunted as hell.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, is that right? Yeah?
Speaker 2: And you they'll let you in free if you show
Speaker 2: him your what do you call it earlier, mister Vane,
Speaker 2: mister Vane to let you free. That you gotta go
Speaker 2: in the back door. This guy named Aaron back there,
Speaker 2: who showing mister Vane?
Speaker 3: He'll let you in.
Speaker 11: That's like what I don't want? No, no, mom, no,
Speaker 11: Aaron's listening right now. And to luth going, how did they.
Speaker 1: Know that if you flashed dog, I'll let you for.
Speaker 4: Free through there's only fifteen men that have ever known that.
Speaker 1: Man. I told all of them to keep quiet at
Speaker 1: the sauna. Was that family sauna called family the family sauna.
Speaker 1: That was fast. Do you have to have an ID?
Speaker 1: Do you have to have a membership? Nope, you just
Speaker 1: have to show him, mister van that's right. You know what?
Speaker 5: You what I want?
Speaker 1: I don't know, God what a sign?
Speaker 2: I know that he's not the first quarterback to not
Speaker 2: be the tallest guy. But if you guys ever stood
Speaker 2: beside Will Fries, No, you say Fries or freeze Fries?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like love those that's right.
Speaker 2: Will Fries is six foot six, three hundred and twenty
Speaker 2: seven pounds.
Speaker 1: That's a huge bit. He truly is.
Speaker 3: A huge bit.
Speaker 2: He is standing right before side that other tall guy,
Speaker 2: the tackle that we just.
Speaker 1: Signed, oh O'Neill.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he is a huge bitch as well.
Speaker 1: How huge bitch?
Speaker 2: How does a guy who's basically my size see over
Speaker 2: those guys to make a completion?
Speaker 3: I don't know how.
Speaker 1: Stuff works, right, It's unbelievable. How does Kyler see over
Speaker 1: the offensive line?
Speaker 3: It's unbelievable.
Speaker 4: Well, that's why you have to put him in shotgun
Speaker 4: and not like a standard shotgun distance.
Speaker 1: He has to be about thirty yards back and.
Speaker 3: He has to have a real shotgun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, protect himself.
Speaker 4: I ever told you that one of the kids I
Speaker 4: graduated with, actually he was a year older than me,
Speaker 4: got expelled because he had a loaded shotgun in the
Speaker 4: car in the parking lot.
Speaker 1: This is pre Columbine. He was a hunter.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, but pre Columbine, just in his pickup truck,
Speaker 4: if I remember right, I think it was just a
Speaker 4: loaded shotgun.
Speaker 7: Sure that would have been one of those things that
Speaker 7: would have been accepted up there.
Speaker 4: Well, well that's the thing, man, Yeah, but a loaded
Speaker 4: shotgun in the parking lot.
Speaker 2: Understood, it would have been. They were you know, it
Speaker 2: was so commonplace where I grew up. And I know
Speaker 2: this is something I say that sounds weird. It wasn't
Speaker 2: an option. A school shooting wasn't an option when I
Speaker 2: was a kid, right, you know, and not you know
Speaker 2: what I mean.
Speaker 4: Nobody thought it was like a thing. We never even
Speaker 4: pretty column by me.
Speaker 2: It's like, you know, getting stabbed in a fistfight wasn't
Speaker 2: an option.
Speaker 1: You just thought people you know, like them's the good old.
Speaker 3: Day, right yeah, yeah, yes, everybody. Not that ever.
Speaker 2: I didn't, of course, but people kids hunted, and they
Speaker 2: just they left their gun where they left it. You
Speaker 2: didn't even think that he might shoot you unless you
Speaker 2: got mister Vain.
Speaker 4: This story could be completely wrong because it's been thirty
Speaker 4: plus years, but it was almost thirties.
Speaker 1: It was essentially exactly what you just said.
Speaker 4: It was a hunter that didn't think twice like, well,
Speaker 4: why can't I bring my gun to school?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Well loaded shotgun, buddy.
Speaker 4: And again, I know it's super easy to say that
Speaker 4: in twenty twenty six, but he was just like, oh,
Speaker 4: I'm going hunting after school, so why can't I just
Speaker 4: bring it to school? Hell, he might have been hunting
Speaker 4: before school, right. There was no malice. The kid wasn't
Speaker 4: there to to reacavic or scare anybody. Just somebody noticed it.
Speaker 2: And I did a lot of hunting before and after
Speaker 2: school with mister Vaison.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love you, knew what you want and you
Speaker 1: wanted it. Now you didn't care we're gonna hit you.
Speaker 2: That kept they kept saying, can you leave mister Vain
Speaker 2: in the car? I've never heard that song. I just
Speaker 2: listened to it. I've never heard that song.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well so you were twenty three, Yeah.
Speaker 3: And I had a kid. Mister Vaine doesn't get no action.
Speaker 9: Except from mister Selson Blue, mister Vain.
Speaker 1: Got in trouble, mister Vaine.
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Speaker 2: He brought up feeling and the comments and coach was like,
Speaker 2: damn it.
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Speaker 4: All right, Chris, Let's start with you, because we teased
Speaker 4: it before we went to break.
Speaker 1: You said you were down at the Vikings to have
Speaker 1: training camp.
Speaker 4: And then you also heard Barrero's interview with Kevin O'Connell
Speaker 4: and he had some interesting things to say.
Speaker 3: Yeah, go on. Kevin's a good dude. I like that guy, Barrero.
Speaker 2: As much crap as we all give each other on
Speaker 2: the station, we do it with love. He's so good
Speaker 2: at what he does, and he is not afraid to
Speaker 2: ask the hard question. But I didn't think this was
Speaker 2: gonna be a hard question. As we remember, last week,
Speaker 2: Adam Delan talked on on the NFL network about the
Speaker 2: complicated defense and how you got to know fifty things
Speaker 2: and this, that and the other.
Speaker 3: And I would think that that, you know, no big deal.
Speaker 2: But here's the exchange between Brero and Ko when they
Speaker 2: talked about that on the Perch, and the interview, by
Speaker 2: the way, is fantastic.
Speaker 3: It went about thirty eight minutes.
Speaker 1: No kidding, Yeah, it was thirty eight minutes.
Speaker 3: A very long time. It was great. Here you go,
Speaker 3: Dan or Lawski.
Speaker 1: Youre familiar with him. I love Dan.
Speaker 10: Yeah, he said the other day it was with your guy,
Speaker 10: Adam feeling.
Speaker 3: They were breaking down the other day teaching the whole world.
Speaker 8: God.
Speaker 10: He made it sound like your offense is literally the
Speaker 10: most complicated in the history of what.
Speaker 1: No, he didn't what he said it.
Speaker 10: Well, but he made it sound like that the line
Speaker 10: of scrimmagers, like fifty variations instead of five.
Speaker 1: Is that close to that?
Speaker 8: Adam? You know, Adam, you know, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 8: When when Adam was in our offense, he certainly had
Speaker 8: some ideas of his own and I would literally say, Adam,
Speaker 8: how the heck am I supposed to coach that? Somebody
Speaker 8: told me about it, and then I texted him and
Speaker 8: he sent me this, here's the money.
Speaker 1: Orlofsky all right.
Speaker 3: So that's the part about Adam that that was great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because he but this next one's that's pretty good
Speaker 2: because if you could see it, and I stand right
Speaker 2: there when Brero mentions the quarter by Orlovsky coaches head
Speaker 2: drops like son of a bitch.
Speaker 1: Damn it. Quote.
Speaker 10: Basically he said, whoever starts a quarterback for you has
Speaker 10: to understand that the head coach is the star of
Speaker 10: this offense. A Is that true? And B is that
Speaker 10: necessarily a good thing? You dropped your head? So I'm
Speaker 10: gonna guess you're not gonna love that either.
Speaker 8: What we try to do, Dan is we try to
Speaker 8: take we try to be problem solvers before Sunday, and
Speaker 8: we try to be problem solvers with the offense that
Speaker 8: we have where we always want to have answers for
Speaker 8: the quarterback and when you have a guy like Justin Jefferson,
Speaker 8: we don't. We can watch eight games of breakdowns leading
Speaker 8: into a game and that first drive we're still going
Speaker 8: to see that team play defensively different against him than
Speaker 8: they have maybe against many other premier receivers in the league,
Speaker 8: because it has been shown when you allow him to
Speaker 8: have the type of day he's capable of, we normally
Speaker 8: do pretty well. And we're normally a hard team, especially
Speaker 8: with our defense. Can we get that lead if Justin's
Speaker 8: catching explosives, we're gonna score points and then you got
Speaker 8: to play against flow in that defense when we have
Speaker 8: a lead, and that is not fun for anybody. It's
Speaker 8: part of the reason why, in addition to running the
Speaker 8: football more last year now, we want to continue to
Speaker 8: evolve and grow that aspect of our team of running
Speaker 8: the football, because if people are going to be so
Speaker 8: stubborn of how they defend our skilled players and Justin
Speaker 8: and Jordan being the driving factor behind that, we have
Speaker 8: to be able to run the football.
Speaker 1: And take yards from people. Take it and that's music
Speaker 1: to my ears.
Speaker 8: And the issue is, you know, it's it's easy to
Speaker 8: say run it and run it, and like last year,
Speaker 8: with a young quarterback, you can do it. And it's
Speaker 8: great when you're third and four, third and five, third
Speaker 8: and three, but when you're third and eight, thirty nine,
Speaker 8: third and ten. Those two runs they put you in
Speaker 8: a position where in the back of your mind, are
Speaker 8: we really getting this quarterback in a rhythm? Are we
Speaker 8: really helping him, you know, not have to play the
Speaker 8: hard down every third down that comes about. But to answer,
Speaker 8: but that is not the case. I I there's a
Speaker 8: reason why I always when we win a game. It's
Speaker 8: my favorite thing. It's what I chase every day that
Speaker 8: I go to work, is those locker room moments where
Speaker 8: I wish I didn't have to say a word.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's fun. Yeah, it's a really fun interview.
Speaker 9: So his take on that, his reaction to that was
Speaker 9: when Orlowski's saying that, you know, the quarterback isn't the
Speaker 9: star of the coach is the star. What he's rehearing
Speaker 9: from that is I don't let my quarterbacks throw enough.
Speaker 9: I don't give them the opportunity because he because he
Speaker 9: immediately launches into there's a reason why we run so much.
Speaker 9: This is where there's a reason why we are emphasizing
Speaker 9: the run, et cetera.
Speaker 2: Well, I think my take in John, maybe I'm wrong,
Speaker 2: but my take was, it's not about me, It's about
Speaker 2: trying to do the right thing. To put the quarterback
Speaker 2: in the wide receivers and everybody in the right position.
Speaker 2: So it may look like I'm trying to be I'm
Speaker 2: trying to overthink everything, but what I'm actually.
Speaker 3: What I'm being given.
Speaker 2: These facts state that everybody's shutting down Justin Jefferson to
Speaker 2: make sure he doesn't win. So I have to get
Speaker 2: as creative as hell as I can to create other
Speaker 2: ways for us to succeed, to take the pressure off
Speaker 2: Justin Jefferson. So it looks like it's about me, but
Speaker 2: it's not. It's about and I think also it's about
Speaker 2: having to deal with having a quarterback. They can't perform
Speaker 2: the way I want him to, so I have to
Speaker 2: get creative. And some people think it's about me, but
Speaker 2: it's not about me. It's about trying to win.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and this He's always stated that their whole bit,
Speaker 6: and there's audio when he would talk about Sam when
Speaker 6: Darnold was here, is their whole bit is to not
Speaker 6: put to make their quarterback minimize the amount of tough downs.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 6: They don't want to be in third and eight all
Speaker 6: the time. They want the cour back to have to
Speaker 6: make three or four tough throws. The whole game because
Speaker 6: the rest of the offense is humming at such a speed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what do you think, Corey, what do you think?
Speaker 4: I like when the coach has to has to be
Speaker 4: on his heels a little bit, because you know, there's
Speaker 4: nothing more boring than quote coach speak, and Kaos is
Speaker 4: pretty good at that at just saying like a whole
Speaker 4: lot of words, but it doesn't really give you anything.
Speaker 4: But I thought a lot of those answers seemed pretty
Speaker 4: genuine because he got pushed back a little bit and
Speaker 4: he's like, well, if we're gonna have fun, and I'm
Speaker 4: gonna be honest here, Adam is exaggerating and how complicated
Speaker 4: this offense is.
Speaker 1: Couldn't tell everybody you're playing. I'm not the star.
Speaker 4: I'm just trying to figure out how Like in a
Speaker 4: weird way, that was almost like, do you remember when
Speaker 4: I had to coach Josh Dobbs.
Speaker 1: You know that's I felt like that's what he wanted
Speaker 1: to Stroy.
Speaker 4: I'm just trying to get to the end of the game,
Speaker 4: So yeah, I have to get creative. Look at what
Speaker 4: I've dealt with a couple of times. I'm just trying
Speaker 4: to get to the end of the year I want
Speaker 4: a quarterback.
Speaker 6: We left Carson Wentson because we didn't anything Brose.
Speaker 2: And he, by the way, he mentions a couple of
Speaker 2: times during that interview in a roundabout way, we've got,
Speaker 2: you know, we had we had to play four quarterbacks,
Speaker 2: and this year will be ready to play four quarterbacks. Basically,
Speaker 2: what he is saying is we learned you got to
Speaker 2: be ready because you can't just have one quarterback in
Speaker 2: this league anymore. How, you can't just have two quarterbacks
Speaker 2: in this league more. That's why I don't think j
Speaker 2: Jo get traded.
Speaker 4: Okay, but look at it like this, by the way, too,
Speaker 4: people that are anti Kevin O'Connell going like, well, he
Speaker 4: still hasn't want a playoff game. I don't know how
Speaker 4: excited we should be about a guy that hasn't won
Speaker 4: a playoffs. That's one of the people that says says that, sure,
Speaker 4: when he's had a quarterback Darnald and Cousins, he's put
Speaker 4: up monster numbers, the offense crushes. We went a whole
Speaker 4: bunch of games when he had and had good quarterbacks.
Speaker 4: He's failed that.
Speaker 1: You could say, well, that's he's not Almost all coaches.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I guess, isn't that Also though, it's a
Speaker 4: tip of the cap to if you can put a
Speaker 4: viable quarterback in this guy's offense, you're gonna have a
Speaker 4: really good football team.
Speaker 1: That's the sign of a good.
Speaker 4: Coach, right, So yeah, well, I mean everybody failed, like
Speaker 4: look at Belichick.
Speaker 1: Every back with the like the Browns and the Jets.
Speaker 1: You don't have a quarterback. The greatest coach in the
Speaker 1: history of the NFL sucked, got to have a quarterback. Yeah.
Speaker 9: Well, I mean if you're uh oh, Colin, you're hearing
Speaker 9: your criticism. You know, the quarterbacks have to understand they're
Speaker 9: not going to be the star. You're gonna be the star.
Speaker 9: The coach is the star. Kyle could just say, well,
Speaker 9: which of my quarterbacks have been a star?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 3: Right? Have you seen have you seen my tenure here?
Speaker 9: I had one who was competent and we went fifteen
Speaker 9: and two or something.
Speaker 1: Like fourteen three, ye like yeah, come on, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think And that's when when they drafted j J.
Speaker 4: It's like a if this is our guy, if this
Speaker 4: is the franchise quarterback, then we got our coach, we
Speaker 4: got our quarterback, and we're all good. But it's we've
Speaker 4: learned a thousand times with the drafts. You just don't
Speaker 4: know until you know, and you are one hundred percent correct, Corey.
Speaker 4: That is his comeback to people like me that have said, well,
Speaker 4: you've never won a playoff game. Well, yeah, but when
Speaker 4: you gave me a quarterback, we went fourteen and three
Speaker 4: and we're playing for the number one seed on Monday
Speaker 4: Sunday Night.
Speaker 6: Football, right, Kirk o had he shined in this offense?
Speaker 6: Right when you make me.
Speaker 4: Play Dobbs Brosemer Wentz with one arm like you're gonna
Speaker 4: get McCarthy.
Speaker 1: I'm ready, McCarthy, you're gonna get you gonna get a ross? Yeah?
Speaker 2: So and can I say too, Just watching all the
Speaker 2: quarterbacks standing in a group yesterday, there's don't you know,
Speaker 2: look sir, who cares right about what what the eye
Speaker 2: test is? Carson Wentz looks like the quarterback of the
Speaker 2: four of those guys.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: I know he's had health problems, but when he was healthy,
Speaker 2: son of a bitch? Is he the prototypical quarterback? Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: he's exactly what you want. He's enormous. He looks like
Speaker 2: a leader. Everybody kind of flocks to him.
Speaker 3: You know, it's the craziest thing.
Speaker 1: He's a former MVP, right, yeah, a day no candidate.
Speaker 4: Remember, Yeah, the year the year he got hurt, he
Speaker 4: was like, I think either the leader or second.
Speaker 1: He was like right in the MVP race. Yeah, before
Speaker 1: he got hurt. That was the year the Eagles won
Speaker 1: the Super Bowl with a whoopsies. Yeah, yeah, he still
Speaker 1: got a ring. That was twenty seventeen.
Speaker 3: He was great, man.
Speaker 6: They were eleven and two and he had thrown for
Speaker 6: thirty three touchdowns in his third team games.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he couldn't look more.
Speaker 2: He couldn't look more like Tom Brady if Tom Brady
Speaker 2: had muscles.
Speaker 3: Essentially, he's an enormous.
Speaker 6: He threw for twenty seven a few years ago in Indiana, right,
Speaker 6: Like he's good man.
Speaker 1: No, you're right.
Speaker 9: The crazy thing about that year is that was the
Speaker 9: the Eagles back the Vikings.
Speaker 4: Out of those years, he was close so that we
Speaker 4: just needed to what a touchdown, two point conversion on
Speaker 4: sidekick point conversion on site?
Speaker 1: Uh I was.
Speaker 9: We go home to Philadelphia to visit Christie's parents every year,
Speaker 9: so we were there at Christmas. We were there like
Speaker 9: a week before the regular season ended, and you know,
Speaker 9: went had gone down, and it was a big Dick Nicks.
Speaker 9: You know, they were not calling him mister vain at
Speaker 9: that point. They were like, they were just like, we
Speaker 9: are screwed, and and he looked terrible. He looked terrible
Speaker 9: at the end of that regular season terrible. And they
Speaker 9: barely survived beating Atlanta the week before, which is why
Speaker 9: we were all.
Speaker 1: So confident going into that game.
Speaker 9: And then they just turned it on for two games.
Speaker 1: That's why did you bring.
Speaker 9: That bonus that team up until Yeah, he was outstanding.
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Speaker 2: And they talked about the procedure and how it's better
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Speaker 3: It's pretty interesting.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I got it fifteen years ago and it kicked ass. Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Well, don't show them mister Vain either.
Speaker 4: All right, Core bonus, the Twins got something called Jeff
Speaker 4: Hoffman from Toronto, Jeff the hoff He is a right
Speaker 4: handed reliever. They sent three minor leaguers to Toronto. So
Speaker 4: Flora's yours, right. We added a handful of pictures. You
Speaker 4: can talk about that, but we also I think one
Speaker 4: of the bigger stories in a lot of ways is
Speaker 4: the people we didn't trade, right, Larnick, Jeffers and maybe
Speaker 4: Joe Ryan specifically. So the Flora is yours, trade deadline,
Speaker 4: your thoughts.
Speaker 9: So many different stories we can go there. I guess
Speaker 9: the takeaway if you are into baseball and into the
Speaker 9: Twins is amongst the relievers trader and amongst all the
Speaker 9: players traded, you could argue that the Twins got the
Speaker 9: best right handed reliever and the best left handed reliever
Speaker 9: available on the market.
Speaker 1: To add that we're traded.
Speaker 9: Now, it's somewhat arguable Jeff Hoffman is somewhat is similar
Speaker 9: to a couple of the other guys, but you as
Speaker 9: a top tier right handed reliever that they added to
Speaker 9: this bullpen, he immediately becomes the best guy in this bullpen.
Speaker 9: And then they also got one of the best left
Speaker 9: handed re leaders when they got Mintor a couple of
Speaker 9: days ago. So I mean they did what they needed
Speaker 9: to do. They they improved the bullpen. The second thing
Speaker 9: that they did is they did not trade away there
Speaker 9: any buddy from their lineup, including guys that you know
Speaker 9: had been speculated really since last trade deadline would be
Speaker 9: moved at this trade deadline, and guys that you know
Speaker 9: then now they could lose four nothing at some point,
Speaker 9: like if they don't give Jeffers the qualifying offer when
Speaker 9: he becomes a free agent, he could walk as a
Speaker 9: free agent. And they decided rather than try and cash
Speaker 9: him in, to give themselves a chance because he is
Speaker 9: damn hard to replace. It's hard to replace a good
Speaker 9: hitting catcher.
Speaker 1: And von Lackey's what years away, Yeah.
Speaker 9: Several years away, although he did just start playing in
Speaker 9: I guess Loway is when he started to Now I
Speaker 9: think we anticipated moving up to high as I'm next
Speaker 9: week something like that. For anyway, you know, so they
Speaker 9: they did what they needed to do and to do so,
Speaker 9: they ended up spending about an extra nine million dollars
Speaker 9: probably in payroll.
Speaker 1: What do they wanted an award for that? Who would
Speaker 1: say such a bad thing for such a nice guy,
Speaker 1: this guy.
Speaker 9: I will also just call out an interesting tidbit to
Speaker 9: uh to mister Hockey, mister Vayne. The primary prospect they
Speaker 9: traded away to get Jeff Hoffman is dayson hill a
Speaker 9: picture in the minor leagues.
Speaker 1: Does that name sounded all familiar to you?
Speaker 3: Didn't I put money on that guy?
Speaker 1: She should put money on that guy with me?
Speaker 3: How much are you?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Well, I think we should probably have to go back
Speaker 9: to partier bets and get it audit of what the
Speaker 9: actual bet was, because what he texted me and this was,
Speaker 9: you know, a couple of months ago, we were trying
Speaker 9: to remember which pitcher we had.
Speaker 1: The bet on was that he had to make.
Speaker 9: An appearance with the Twins before the end of the
Speaker 9: twenty twenty seventh season. Well, I mean, it's real unlikely
Speaker 9: he makes an appearance with the Twins now before the
Speaker 9: twenty twenty seventh season.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, yeah, but I'm gonna wait till.
Speaker 9: But I wonder if it was really whether or not
Speaker 9: he would be in the majors by the end of
Speaker 9: the twenty race, and his chances for that have probably
Speaker 9: increased because Toronto likes to promote people pretty quickly.
Speaker 4: Can I ask the obvious question, though, because my memory
Speaker 4: is terrible, why in the sweet hell did you bet
Speaker 4: that the Sun Hill would pitch in the majors?
Speaker 9: Before twenty seven we were talking about Jason Hill and
Speaker 9: I don't remember, And this time last year Jason Hill
Speaker 9: was one of the hottest rising prospects on the twins chart.
Speaker 1: He was absolutely amazing.
Speaker 3: Was he high to buy some rocks?
Speaker 1: Probably?
Speaker 4: What a weird bet for a guy that could not
Speaker 4: care less about twins minor leaguers?
Speaker 1: That was yeah, well that was interesting. We like to
Speaker 1: gamble in this slip. I like that fine.
Speaker 3: I just think that I need to gamble about things
Speaker 3: I care about.
Speaker 4: Well, even so, even if the bet, even if pardri
Speaker 4: bets comes back and says nope, you guys specifically said
Speaker 4: pitch for the Twins and Chris I wouldn't pay until
Speaker 4: the end of twenty seven because what if he gets
Speaker 4: traded back?
Speaker 1: The bet is not over until the.
Speaker 4: End of twenty seven, so bonus, you're gonna have to
Speaker 4: wait for your money.
Speaker 1: Twins.
Speaker 9: The Blue Jays have done a lot of trading back
Speaker 9: and forth with players, including some in Richardson, who ended
Speaker 9: up going back to the Blue Jays after after he
Speaker 9: was released from the.
Speaker 1: Twins, Like what if?
Speaker 4: What if Hill gets to Toronto and says, this is
Speaker 4: a nightmare. I only want to pitch for the Twins,
Speaker 4: And he like threatens to throw himself off a bridge
Speaker 4: if they don't trade him.
Speaker 3: Back naked, by the way, naked naked.
Speaker 4: That's how committed he is to get him back here. Yeah,
Speaker 4: And the Toronto's like.
Speaker 1: Fine, just go back bus.
Speaker 4: And then he starts next week and already, I mean,
Speaker 4: that would be a disaster.
Speaker 1: So let's just let's just let this bet simmer. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's set the simmer simmer. Yeah, we'll let part trip.
Speaker 1: That's make the call on it. I don't know, I
Speaker 1: don't think that. I don't know. We make weird bet
Speaker 1: sometimes in this show. What really matters, though, is this
Speaker 1: you get That're right?
Speaker 2: A bee lives just forty days for zero good. It
Speaker 2: pollinates about one hundred fifty thousand flowers, and it makes
Speaker 2: less than a teaspoon of honey in it's lifetime. So
Speaker 2: for you sauce, it's just a teaspoon of honey, But
Speaker 2: for that bee, it's their life's work.
Speaker 1: Did you say one hundred and fifty thousand. That's why
Speaker 1: I was just doing the math.
Speaker 4: Four thousand, three thousand, seven hundred and fifty a day.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3: They call them busy bees.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, and we need them. We need bees.
Speaker 3: We need bees. Man, it's one hundred and kill the
Speaker 3: fifty an hour.
Speaker 9: Correct, I'm not that's twenty four hours, which to be
Speaker 9: sleepy two point six a minute.
Speaker 3: Thanks, they're busy bees.
Speaker 1: Maybe, yeah, man, work harder. We need more honey.
Speaker 9: There's a couple of honey.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, there's a couple of bees there.
Speaker 2: You got to pick up the slack for sauce bees.
Speaker 1: The bees are bees.
Speaker 3: Aer picks up the slack for sauce.
Speaker 1: Bee sauce. Then I will put honey on eh me
Speaker 1: thing bacon.
Speaker 4: Toasts, mister, mister vain, and I'll snort it off, mister vain.
Speaker 4: What do I care? Jack honey right into my veins,
Speaker 4: my mister veins. Honey is the best Donald's honey packets.
Speaker 4: That's not even honey, but who cares? Who cares call
Speaker 4: it honey?
Speaker 9: We have given four to one odds that you thought
Speaker 9: honey was terrible.
Speaker 4: I think it's the only reason I'm alive and I'm
Speaker 4: not even kidding. Wow, yep, been crushing it as long
Speaker 4: as I can remember.
Speaker 1: Me and winning the Pooh. Yeah, so I don't wear pants.
Speaker 3: You and your fake honey guy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, somebody somebody asked GBT what McDonald's honey is made of, because.
Speaker 1: There's no way there's honey in there.
Speaker 3: There's no Bees.
Speaker 6: Uses one hundred percent grade a pure honey, no kidding.
Speaker 2: Son of a bitch, and you just toss it like
Speaker 2: a bee's life don't matter.
Speaker 1: Oh I mean I eat it. Oh it's so good. Sure?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it doesn't taste like.
Speaker 4: The stuff that I get at Costco though, you know
Speaker 4: that tastes like actual honey.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, I like how they like.
Speaker 4: Oh like, there's so much honey that it's like this
Speaker 4: is organic honey.
Speaker 1: What who care? Are bees making it or not? Man?
Speaker 6: The Costco and Maple Grove Louis and I went there yesterday.
Speaker 1: Thanks for the insight. That place is hell.
Speaker 3: Why would you it's.
Speaker 1: Costco park. Their carked back. Nobody.
Speaker 6: I watched this lady just move her card around to
Speaker 6: the other side of her car and just leave it.
Speaker 1: A great example, No, great example, very nice.
Speaker 6: Well I'm not hot. Great example for her children that
Speaker 6: were with her. How old were her kids? I mean
Speaker 6: probably seven to ten, but I don't know. They were kids,
Speaker 6: not like babies. They knew what was going on, and
Speaker 6: she just moves it to the other side of the
Speaker 6: car and just leaves it.
Speaker 1: That's stupid. Don't do that. That's her problem. But plus
Speaker 1: they're working on the entrance of that hell hole. This
Speaker 1: is a bad time to go.
Speaker 3: Sure, they always are.
Speaker 4: You probably go during peak times. So you got to
Speaker 4: win at ten am yesterday you got a Bob and
Speaker 4: weave man. You got to know the no one to
Speaker 4: play the hits.
Speaker 1: No, it's weekday nights.
Speaker 2: It's the sweetest people in the whole wide world.
Speaker 3: Turn into the biggest sea words.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, get the party.
Speaker 6: Everybody at Costco stops in the worst spot. Multiple people
Speaker 6: just have conversations in the middle of the lake. It's
Speaker 6: people are shopping. There has to be Costco etiquette. The
Speaker 6: one over here, one hundred out of one hundred right
Speaker 6: here in Saint Louis Park. That's also a train wreck.
Speaker 6: It's the same problems.
Speaker 1: That parking is also a piece of ass.
Speaker 4: It's still Lord of the flies inside, but you still
Speaker 4: love it.
Speaker 1: It's Costco. The Maple Grove on is hell. It's what
Speaker 1: hell good. Don't go there anymore.
Speaker 4: One last person than I have to worry about when
Speaker 4: I go just got a little shorter.
Speaker 2: I'll say this for us again. If you see me
Speaker 2: in that Costco, you best leave, okay, because I went
Speaker 2: in there for one reason and one reason only.
Speaker 4: Louis and I walked in. Everybody, Oh, there's Uncle hockeying. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's awful. There is no etiquette in that Costco. None.
Speaker 4: I I uh, I'm gonna break for ten seconds. I
Speaker 4: don't think I have a long list of great quality these.
Speaker 4: I don't think my list of great, great, great qualities
Speaker 4: as long.
Speaker 1: But I'll say this is a combo pladder. I would
Speaker 1: say maybe.
Speaker 4: My greatest strength is I walk fast, and I'm always
Speaker 4: aware of my surroundings. So I'm kind of a dream
Speaker 4: shopper because I'm moving quickly and I'm always conscious of
Speaker 4: am I in somebody's way? I'm always the guy that
Speaker 4: pulls the cart over, so I'm never blocking an aisle.
Speaker 4: So I'm a dream shopper for targets in Costco because
Speaker 4: it's like, nope, I'm not impeding anybody else's ability to
Speaker 4: purchase anything.
Speaker 1: I'm moving. There was purpose and awareness at all times.
Speaker 6: There was a gentleman yesterday that was walking at the
Speaker 6: speed of death in the middle of the god dang
Speaker 6: ale as slow as he possibly could.
Speaker 4: He had to do his podcast with Parish give him
Speaker 4: a break.
Speaker 3: I had to answer the question about quarterback play.
Speaker 6: Whoa Oh my god, pick off the pace.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you I hate that Costco. I well,
Speaker 1: then stop going. Oh, I know it's all of it.
Speaker 2: Everybody's nice dream target shopper because if it says buy one,
Speaker 2: get twenty percent off the second, I'm buying too.
Speaker 1: I'm sure.
Speaker 2: If it's a casket, yeah, I don't need a second casket.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna die one.
Speaker 2: I'm going to buy two of them because i want
Speaker 2: that twenty percent off. Yeah, I'm a dream shopper. Yeah
Speaker 2: for anybody.
Speaker 6: As one of the best things Little Bee has ever said,
Speaker 6: walk with a purpose, Walk with a purpose.
Speaker 1: It walking down, walking.
Speaker 6: Through Costco is not stroll walking through Central Park, ladies
Speaker 6: the pace.
Speaker 2: If you see if you see meets us Paul, oh
Speaker 2: just wandering, please film it and send it to me.
Speaker 1: No, I wander.
Speaker 4: I don't wander at cost Okay, But here's why Costco
Speaker 4: is not a great spot for you, because it is
Speaker 4: a madhouse, because it's an extremely popular store.
Speaker 1: You're extremely impatient.
Speaker 4: That is not the store for an impatient person to
Speaker 4: go to because the lions can get long because people
Speaker 4: are and you got to show me your receipt on
Speaker 4: the way out. The lines to check out sometimes are long.
Speaker 4: It's a popular spot the way, there's a million people
Speaker 4: in the store. That's not a great spot for you.
Speaker 6: But the people at Costco don't work at Costco for
Speaker 6: you are great.
Speaker 4: The people that go into that Costo you're a fellow
Speaker 4: human beings.
Speaker 1: So you hate Minnesota.
Speaker 4: There was a group having a conversation taking up the
Speaker 4: entire role.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's good for the way. It would be
Speaker 3: a good place for you.
Speaker 2: Is that go to go to the dollar or something
Speaker 2: dollar that's a good spot for you.
Speaker 1: I'd rather go hungry than go back into that Costco.
Speaker 3: Well, that's never gonna happen.
Speaker 1: It's brilliant.
Speaker 4: I will admit, even though I love that Costco, the
Speaker 4: construction in the front is definitely pissing people off and.
Speaker 1: That makes it hard. So then just take a couple
Speaker 1: of weeks off and go back.
Speaker 3: You know what, did you close the store and fix
Speaker 3: it in two days and get her done?
Speaker 1: Yes? See, I like what hawks of my say. That's
Speaker 1: what hell is.
Speaker 6: You wander that Costco for eternity, That's what hell is.
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: If you guys, I mean, are you nuts? There's so much,
Speaker 1: there's so much to eat. You can never check out.
Speaker 1: It's like a hotel and.
Speaker 3: They want to see your card and you can't find it.
Speaker 4: As long as I can get Wi Fi and watch
Speaker 4: the World Series of Poker, I could just walk and
Speaker 4: eat croissants and have a great old Honey unlimited honey
Speaker 4: by myself for the rest of the time. By the way,
Speaker 4: that's not that different than my actual existence.
Speaker 2: Big Johnny Little Dong's truck is so big you can't
Speaker 2: get it in a spot. Correct If you can't park
Speaker 2: your truck it's too big.
Speaker 6: Right, get a smaller cars? Yeah, it's and people just
Speaker 6: park hard. It's an I don't even have Are you
Speaker 6: yelling it? As Phillip says, Costco and Maple Grove is
Speaker 6: so bad they built an entire new one of not seag.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's in normal.
Speaker 1: In not Sego.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, Uh, it's technically it's Albertville. I think, O kidding,
Speaker 2: it's it's you. You can see it right as you're
Speaker 2: getting off the exit to go to the Alberville.
Speaker 3: What do you call it? Yeah, it's right in due.
Speaker 3: It's he huge.
Speaker 2: It's like I said, it's like lambeau Field when you're
Speaker 2: driving along and then suddenly there's Costco.
Speaker 3: It's enormous. I can't believe it.
Speaker 1: August fourteenth is the target opening.
Speaker 4: Oh, go to that one then sauce, Yeah, go there.
Speaker 4: Don't want you to stay there?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Why don't your move to watch what you moving?
Speaker 4: You hate your fellow Minnesotan's Yeah, how dare they have
Speaker 4: a conversation and enjoy socializing?
Speaker 1: Do it at the do it in the food court?
Speaker 2: Can you imagine the amount of giant diesel trucks taking
Speaker 2: them nine parking spots like Costco and Albertville. If it's
Speaker 2: impossible to park it in one space, you can't drive it.
Speaker 3: Go get a Volvo. Nobody believes you've got a big
Speaker 3: dog anyway.
Speaker 1: Rest my case, rest my case after case. We would
Speaker 1: love to rest my case. What does that mean? You're
Speaker 1: tuning in for the first time.
Speaker 4: The guy that just said rest my case is the
Speaker 4: son of a lawyer.
Speaker 3: What does my case mean?
Speaker 1: What do you what is your I don't know lawyer talk.
Speaker 3: I'm confused. Rest my cases lawyer talk?
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I rest my case. How do you know
Speaker 1: a lizard person is real?
Speaker 4: As If they say a sentence like rest my case,
Speaker 4: that means they are faking like they understand English.
Speaker 3: I want you to take my case and rest it.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I just watched Johnny Bones walk in and sit
Speaker 2: down in his spot Saucy's sitting over there. After he
Speaker 2: came in here and demonstrated in person how the gentleman
Speaker 2: was walking down the hallway.
Speaker 1: Can you do it on film? Because I didn't see it.
Speaker 3: Don't do it the way you did it?
Speaker 1: Was it offensive to all involved?
Speaker 4: How old was this gentleman that was walking at the
Speaker 4: quote speed of death? Probably in his fifties, in his fifties,
Speaker 4: that old oh man? So like bonus in hockey.
Speaker 1: But I'm just going there now? Why because you mentioned
Speaker 1: one of the workers. Is there a worker or two?
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's apparently a jugsy lady at the.
Speaker 6: He's going hawk loves that.
Speaker 8: Perfect.
Speaker 3: I will normally go there for a gallon of Maynies.
Speaker 3: Now I'm bringing.
Speaker 4: My god what really matters?
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Speaker 4: All right, So the trade deadline yesterday in the major leagues,
Speaker 4: a couple of big names on the move, including former
Speaker 4: twin Luisa Rise to the Phillies.
Speaker 1: And then to the Phillies is going to move to
Speaker 1: the outfields. That's what I'm hearing. Ryan Harp, the guy
Speaker 1: that used to work for the Viking. That's the all right.
Speaker 4: I did not fact check this ma'am, this was just
Speaker 4: chat GPT. Okay, Louisa Rise this year hitting three twenty four.
Speaker 1: Do you know what his career averages? Johnny Bones, I
Speaker 1: think I do, so go for it. Yes, from three
Speaker 1: eighteen three eighteen. That is the correct answer, three eighteen. Great,
Speaker 1: who's been so average? So I asked chat GPT this.
Speaker 1: Somebody can fact check this and see how close it
Speaker 1: is to be incorrect.
Speaker 4: How many players in the history of baseball have finished
Speaker 4: their careers with adequate number of attempts?
Speaker 1: Now you didn't play for a.
Speaker 4: Week that finished their career hitting over three hundred, over
Speaker 4: three hundred career three.
Speaker 1: Hundred hitters in the history of baseball? How many? Really?
Speaker 1: Hard question? That's a good question.
Speaker 3: There's been thousands and thousands of players.
Speaker 4: Thousands and thousands nine Okay, what are you? Halverson Sauce.
Speaker 4: As soon as I say the number, somebody that has
Speaker 4: no time or sorry, the opposite strike that reverse it,
Speaker 4: that has plenty of time this morning, feel free to
Speaker 4: fact check this and tell me how how close this.
Speaker 1: Is, Sauce.
Speaker 4: History of Baseball Go eighty eighty, Chris one three one
Speaker 4: twenty three, Zachary fourd toy Yeah, crazy, guess yeah, according
Speaker 4: to jat GPT two hundred and ten, right two ten,
Speaker 4: it was super.
Speaker 9: Common, not super common, but it was. There's a reason
Speaker 9: that's sort of a benchmark that people aspire to. Now,
Speaker 9: it's real hard to hit three hundred. I don't know
Speaker 9: how many how many folks are even above three hundred
Speaker 9: at this point, So let me.
Speaker 4: Ask you this, this is this is this is borderline
Speaker 4: preposterous statement because this we're talking about Louisa Rise not
Speaker 4: like a fifty time runch him. He's had a three
Speaker 4: eighteen batting average for his career. If he ends up
Speaker 4: like in the three twenty somethingsh range for a career,
Speaker 4: is is that like, do you have to be in
Speaker 4: the Hall of Fame conversation?
Speaker 1: Or you do?
Speaker 4: You have to do so much more than just hit
Speaker 4: for three twenty five? Like, is the rest of his
Speaker 4: resume so poor that it's like, well, you just slap.
Speaker 1: Singles and it's just it's not enough, not.
Speaker 9: Even close to enough in twenty twenty, twenty thirty.
Speaker 1: You have to do so much.
Speaker 4: More, right, So if he had been a player with
Speaker 4: these numbers in nineties, then he's a Hall of Fame maybe.
Speaker 1: But now he's not even close. Isn't that crazy? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the case.
Speaker 4: It's uh he is what is he a three time
Speaker 4: batting champ though, like that helps a little bit, right cool? Yeah,
Speaker 4: Johnny Bones, here's his Let me tell me if tell
Speaker 4: me if this is close enough. He's twenty nine years old,
Speaker 4: forty career home runs, yes, three eighteen batting average three
Speaker 4: hundred and fifty one RBI, four time All Star, three
Speaker 4: time Batting Champ, two times Silver Slugger Award.
Speaker 1: I mean he is. He has a lot of career left.
Speaker 9: Probably the number one example of how how baseball has
Speaker 9: evolved over the last twenty five years has hurt his
Speaker 9: career more than you know what, just about anybody else,
Speaker 9: or at least probably maybe even more so over the
Speaker 9: last thirty or forty years.
Speaker 1: Uh you know he he.
Speaker 9: He hits, that's that's real valuable. But he doesn't hit
Speaker 9: for power. Even on top of that, he doesn't draw
Speaker 9: a lot of walks. He just pretends to put the
Speaker 9: ball in play. And the bigger part of the problem
Speaker 9: is he doesn't really have a home defensively now, you know, he.
Speaker 1: He walks at the speed of death.
Speaker 9: He uh, you know, had played second base for the Twins,
Speaker 9: they moved him to first base, and right now, I mean,
Speaker 9: I think this was a one year deal that he
Speaker 9: signed with the Giants, uh and it was a free
Speaker 9: agent again at the end of this year, And I
Speaker 9: don't think it was a particularly lucrative one year deal.
Speaker 9: He's just not the kind of guy that it's hard
Speaker 9: to find a place to play him other than first
Speaker 9: base or DH. And for first base or DH, he
Speaker 9: wants somebody who can hit the ball.
Speaker 1: Out of the park. Do you remember Moneyball?
Speaker 4: Though, when Jonah Hill and Brad Pitt were talking about
Speaker 4: why they liked I think it was Scott Haddeberg and
Speaker 4: because he gets on Jason Giambi.
Speaker 1: Maybe it was jimb He gets on bass. That's why
Speaker 1: he's valuable.
Speaker 4: Everybody would Louise Rise would he be a moneyball guy?
Speaker 9: Where his numbers look? That is, I mean, that is
Speaker 9: primarily what he does. He does it driven through batting average.
Speaker 9: The other thing is he hasn't been particularly healthy for
Speaker 9: his career, Like what's his what's if he had how
Speaker 9: many times? Has he had five hundred at bats? I
Speaker 9: don't even know five hundred plate appearances? He's you know,
Speaker 9: a little banged up throughout his career.
Speaker 1: You know what do I look like twins daily?
Speaker 9: Yeah, my guess. I mean that's the one thing he does.
Speaker 9: When you hit for three eighteen, you're gonna get on
Speaker 9: base at a three eighty clip probably for his career.
Speaker 9: And that is that is super valuable. It's going to
Speaker 9: be especially valuable with the Phillies when you're batting in
Speaker 9: front of Harper and.
Speaker 1: Knows. Yeah, who's who in the Phillies lineup?
Speaker 3: I think it's obvious, are you asking me?
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's Billy, Bob Thornton, Happy birthday, Birthday, Grete Gerwig
Speaker 2: Happy birthday.
Speaker 1: And Louis Armstrong Happy Birthday. What really matters is this.
Speaker 2: Is that, right, here's something for you in case you're
Speaker 2: ever wondering, and I know you are, Johnny Bones.
Speaker 1: This smell.
Speaker 2: You get when you cut into a human skull is
Speaker 2: aily similar to that of opening a fresh bag of Frito's.
Speaker 3: Oh, did I just have an episode?
Speaker 9: Specifically smell that you're talking?
Speaker 4: Did you just because of the smell of Friedo's. Oh,
Speaker 4: the idea of cutting open a human skull because Fridos
Speaker 4: are awesome, Freo's weal Friedo burrito O.
Speaker 1: God, I could go.
Speaker 4: For just an oversized, gigantic bag of fritos. I could
Speaker 4: just think of where I could get one. Go to
Speaker 4: the Costco here in Saint Louis Park, gets a male,
Speaker 4: go to the Cosco.
Speaker 6: Go to the Costco in Hawaii. Yeah, leave now, swim there.
Speaker 6: It's better experience than going to the one in Maple Grove. Yeah,
Speaker 6: never hated one of your takes. More, You've hated plenty
Speaker 6: of everything.
Speaker 1: That's true. Yeah, that's a good point. Was that preposterous statement.
Speaker 6: Said two things that I've ever said that You're like,
Speaker 6: that's pretty good, Paul I liked that.
Speaker 1: I get back to Yeah, take as much time as
Speaker 1: you want. He's gonna text meally eleven thirty. I can't
Speaker 1: think of it. Good night. I mean, we have hated
Speaker 1: like three of the same people on and off air.
Speaker 1: That's why. That's how we bought it the first time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we realized we were friends. We both hated the way
Speaker 1: a guy hate shirts at a wolve's game.
Speaker 4: True story, that's how we That was our stepbrother's moment.
Speaker 4: We're not exaggerating. We realized we were similar. When we're like, God,
Speaker 4: I hate that guy.
Speaker 1: Do you know him. No, I just hate the way
Speaker 1: he throws T shirts. True story. Yes, did we just
Speaker 1: become best friends? Yep. It was probably one of the
Speaker 1: thirty Wolves games we went to. Got it. Just hated it.
Speaker 4: It was a look on his face, the way that
Speaker 4: he threw, yeah, the way that he tried to pump
Speaker 4: up the crowd, every single piece of I just like,
Speaker 4: I would hate this guy if he was neighbor, my brother,
Speaker 4: my coworker, my therapist.
Speaker 1: I'm like, this guy sucks in Paulding.
Speaker 4: I think he sucks too, And I'm like, good, all right,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna remember this. So when you asked me August
Speaker 4: fourth of twenty twenty six, have I ever said something
Speaker 4: you agree with? I'm gonna remember this moment. T shirt guy,
Speaker 4: T shirt guy. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Hey, we have a giant extension in the NFL. Go
Speaker 6: on uh Bjeon Robinson is signing a three year, seventy
Speaker 6: five million dollar max value contract twenty five million a year.
Speaker 6: Obviously he gets a whopping fifty one million guaranteed.
Speaker 4: I think, like, why did they say max value? There's
Speaker 4: no max contract in football. No, it has the max vowel,
Speaker 4: the max Okay, gotcha.
Speaker 6: So fifty one guaranteed. I think he gets like thirty
Speaker 6: something million of it right away at side.
Speaker 4: Right, So it wasn't a isn't Saquon like in the
Speaker 4: twenty ish range. And they were saying, Jamiir, Gibbs and Bjeon,
Speaker 4: we're going to break that number.
Speaker 1: And obviously now we're talking twenty five a year.
Speaker 4: Twenty five all right, So if Bijon signed j Jamiir
Speaker 4: is going to be right behind him. Yep, probably with
Speaker 4: a very similar number, Yes, sir, all right. What really
Speaker 4: matters though, is this, I just did the thing. Yeah,
Speaker 4: but then Sausage his thing, and I agree with everything
Speaker 4: Sauce says, except for the Costco and Maple Grove.
Speaker 2: Individuals who feel goosebumps while listening to music. Is that's
Speaker 2: a unique brain structure that sets them apart. Those who
Speaker 2: experienced this phenomenon have a higher number of neural connections
Speaker 2: linking their auditory cortex to regions associated with.
Speaker 1: It's blocked on my computer another one of those starterbute paywalls.
Speaker 1: He pays for that.
Speaker 2: Emotional damnit processing, linking their auditory cortex to regions associated
Speaker 2: with emotional processing.
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna lie and say that happens to me
Speaker 4: all the time. But I absolutely remember the last time
Speaker 4: it happened to me because it was about a week ago.
Speaker 4: I had not listened to the pot by Tool in
Speaker 4: a while, and it just hit me and I had
Speaker 4: the goosebumps on the back of my neck, and I'm like, God,
Speaker 4: this song. Why don't I listen to this song all
Speaker 4: the time. So it probably hasn't happened in months, but
Speaker 4: about one week ago, Tool pot, I don't think it's
Speaker 4: gonna have the hair on the back of my next
Speaker 4: stand up, But do you know what makes my hair
Speaker 4: on the back of my next stand up?
Speaker 1: Tool?
Speaker 4: But nobody say anything for a second, So this is
Speaker 4: nice and clean for audio for the rest of the time.
Speaker 1: Tool really does it. From me, it really does. Tool
Speaker 1: moves the meter move something.
Speaker 3: Be careful it hurts your wrist.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh, Zachy love Tool. Yeah, we don't.
Speaker 4: I'd like to see more Tool. Like at the sphere
Speaker 4: in Las Vegas. We're imagine, oh, for God's sake, and
Speaker 4: we're gonna wrist t shirt throwers the whole flight there
Speaker 4: and the whole flight back stead of You're going right.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm not sure I'm invited.
Speaker 1: You're invited. That's that.
Speaker 4: I would definitely empty my bank account for it. You're invited, hugs, Well,
Speaker 4: you'll pay.
Speaker 2: For it, right, No, Johnny beastbones, Yeah, beans, boons that
Speaker 2: go on johny Be's bones.
Speaker 1: Do you want to go see some tool in Vegas again?
Speaker 1: You can go to Vegas with us? Sure? Can you imagine?
Speaker 1: Excited about Vegas? Bonus would say, giddy up?
Speaker 3: Can you get a hooker and make some mistakes?
Speaker 4: Just you know how much I would pay just to
Speaker 4: see the bridge to stink fist at the sphere.
Speaker 1: That's a real sentence that I was sincere about. You know,
Speaker 1: you give me the.
Speaker 4: Bridge a stink fist man, Jack Daniels, Yeah, your MIC's
Speaker 4: am I right, you're not wrong.
Speaker 1: Last thirty years, Oh it's more than that. Now, last
Speaker 1: forty years? Almost?
Speaker 4: No, it's thirty No, hey, I when did when did?
Speaker 4: When did Anama come out? Mid nineties ninety seven? Ninety eight?
Speaker 1: All right, so thirty years.
Speaker 4: Stinkfist is the top ten song last thirty years to
Speaker 4: or false?
Speaker 1: Ninety six ninety six true or false? Exactly thirty years
Speaker 1: true or false? Top ten song last thirty years. Yeah,
Speaker 1: definitely is.
Speaker 6: That album has nothing but slammers, stink fisted whales, eulogy
Speaker 6: Whales out of ten forty six and two whales a
Speaker 6: plus Hawk's favorite song Hooker with a Penis is a
Speaker 6: great song.
Speaker 1: You mean Tommy's favorite song?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: That's an obvious Tommy joke. And you went to Chris. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I was just seeing if you was listening.
Speaker 6: To Oh yeah, that whole album whales Man.
Speaker 4: No, I'm gonna not hand ripped the music for a second.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna be thinking about Tool all day, sing it.
Speaker 4: Zach's gonna need another risk guard.
Speaker 1: Zach, are you with us?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, did you have a risk guard on? I just
Speaker 1: got lost in the Tool converse.
Speaker 3: Then, yeah, it happens.
Speaker 1: Yeap, what I want?
Speaker 7: I want to know?
Speaker 1: You know who's gonna love that song on Thursday? Tommy?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, the news is next, Crystal walk us through that. Marning,
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