WEBVTT - HR. 2 - Gumgate 0:00:00.040 --> 0:00:01.160 One epic band. 0:00:01.160 --> 0:00:04.960 It's My Chemical Romance at target Field, August twenty fourth, 0:00:04.960 --> 0:00:07.560 Grab your tickets before they are gone. All the details 0:00:07.600 --> 0:00:09.639 at KFE dot com keyword calendar. 0:00:11.119 --> 0:00:14.080 Parish just showed up, mar He looks shoveled. 0:00:15.200 --> 0:00:16.280 He does look shoveled. 0:00:16.560 --> 0:00:20.000 Yeah, the opposite of disshovel. 0:00:20.560 --> 0:00:21.560 You look put together. 0:00:22.760 --> 0:00:23.959 Thank you? 0:00:24.000 --> 0:00:26.840 Oh wise, well. 0:00:26.840 --> 0:00:27.960 It's it's baby Blue. 0:00:28.160 --> 0:00:31.160 I'm gonna you know you look by it. Hi, guys, 0:00:31.280 --> 0:00:32.360 are we doing this morning? 0:00:32.440 --> 0:00:34.480 Good? How are you? I'm doing wonderful. 0:00:34.560 --> 0:00:38.240 I think the Perry Marnie pause, charity is a wonderful idea. 0:00:38.440 --> 0:00:38.879 Exactly. 0:00:39.000 --> 0:00:43.159 You like dogs, love dogs. Both our dogs are rescued. Yeah, 0:00:43.479 --> 0:00:47.239 Marnie probably likes animals. We know she loves ducks as 0:00:47.240 --> 0:00:50.960 she does like ducks do they? 0:00:52.720 --> 0:00:55.120 So just stretch to say, if we cloned Pa, that 0:00:55.160 --> 0:01:00.240 would be like Pas like Perry Man Marnie pause, Yeah, 0:01:00.360 --> 0:01:02.640 and it would be the three of you, so we 0:01:02.680 --> 0:01:04.680 could get rid of the w Now if that's a stretch, 0:01:05.000 --> 0:01:08.800 I'm really trying to work this out, a man, I 0:01:08.840 --> 0:01:09.759 want to make this happen. 0:01:10.040 --> 0:01:15.000 What about we work sauce in it. That's Perry, Marnie, 0:01:15.040 --> 0:01:19.560 Paul's he won't show up though, that's true. He's got 0:01:19.680 --> 0:01:22.600 MLB the show to play. Has he ever a chewed 0:01:22.640 --> 0:01:25.520 gum in here? You know what? 0:01:25.680 --> 0:01:26.360 An odd question? 0:01:26.440 --> 0:01:28.640 Yeah, I wonder why you ask. I looked under here. 0:01:29.040 --> 0:01:30.959 There is gum all over. 0:01:31.360 --> 0:01:31.960 Get out of here. 0:01:32.040 --> 0:01:36.679 Yeah, somebody actually, like like a subway, not a subway 0:01:36.760 --> 0:01:43.000 sandwich gum under there. It has to be him. 0:01:43.360 --> 0:01:44.080 No, he doesn't. 0:01:44.440 --> 0:01:46.200 Never seen him chew gum, but almost. 0:01:45.959 --> 0:01:47.920 No one else sits there. Who else would sit there? 0:01:48.120 --> 0:01:50.880 I don't know, but nobody. 0:01:50.520 --> 0:01:54.960 Sits there on the weekends. Right, we've been with disgust. 0:01:56.360 --> 0:01:59.240 I'll twitter it out that feel like I'm back in 0:01:59.280 --> 0:02:00.760 New York. I'm with you. 0:02:00.800 --> 0:02:02.600 I've also never seen him do that, but it just 0:02:02.640 --> 0:02:03.760 sounds like something he would do. 0:02:03.880 --> 0:02:05.800 It does seem like, are you sure they're not boogers? 0:02:05.800 --> 0:02:06.560 Because that could be him. 0:02:06.880 --> 0:02:09.680 Oh, he would eat those though, Please don't Why did 0:02:09.720 --> 0:02:10.040 I say it? 0:02:10.120 --> 0:02:11.280 Don't say that, don't start that. 0:02:11.400 --> 0:02:14.080 I can't take it. I don't know why the gross 0:02:14.080 --> 0:02:16.840 so bad, but it does. Obviously it's gross. 0:02:16.960 --> 0:02:18.960 But I mean, yeah, I find that. 0:02:20.360 --> 0:02:21.880 I don't think he choose gum because I'm afraid his 0:02:21.880 --> 0:02:23.639 teeth would get stuck to it. 0:02:25.360 --> 0:02:27.600 I think that's that's got to be gum. It can't 0:02:27.600 --> 0:02:29.359 be anything else. And there's a lot of it. 0:02:29.639 --> 0:02:32.160 All right, we got to you got to send a 0:02:32.200 --> 0:02:33.240 pick because we got. 0:02:33.040 --> 0:02:33.680 To get to the bottom. 0:02:34.600 --> 0:02:37.079 Gross, get some DNA testing done. 0:02:37.639 --> 0:02:39.200 Who sits in that chair beside him? 0:02:39.280 --> 0:02:40.720 That's what I'm trying to think. I can't think of 0:02:40.720 --> 0:02:42.880 anybody that sits aroun on a regular basis except for 0:02:42.960 --> 0:02:46.120 him during games. 0:02:46.160 --> 0:02:49.320 Anybody, No, No, there it is. 0:02:51.560 --> 0:02:53.840 That's mostly an unused chair. 0:02:54.040 --> 0:02:55.880 It's got to be goum. That's definitely gumb. 0:02:55.880 --> 0:02:57.480 It's goumb, and it's everywhere. 0:02:57.919 --> 0:03:03.680 It's that's who would do that? 0:03:03.680 --> 0:03:08.000 That's freaking gross? 0:03:09.320 --> 0:03:14.280 Brand noticed this? How was it he noticed it? Other 0:03:14.360 --> 0:03:15.760 than if he's the culprit? 0:03:15.880 --> 0:03:19.440 And whoever did that? How did they think they were 0:03:20.200 --> 0:03:22.120 eventually going to get away with it? Right? Did they 0:03:22.120 --> 0:03:23.560 think they were just going to be able to layer 0:03:23.639 --> 0:03:26.000 the entire underside of this table with gum and no 0:03:26.000 --> 0:03:29.359 one would ever notice? But what if it's what if 0:03:29.360 --> 0:03:31.600 this is like the last three months, somebody's been doing it. 0:03:33.040 --> 0:03:35.119 I think I don't Is it possible that that gum 0:03:35.160 --> 0:03:37.040 has been there so long that now it's all white? 0:03:37.080 --> 0:03:38.680 Because or is it the same flavor? 0:03:38.720 --> 0:03:39.160 You know what I mean? 0:03:39.320 --> 0:03:41.200 Man, that's a good point. 0:03:42.080 --> 0:03:43.600 That's grody with a cat. 0:03:44.240 --> 0:03:47.240 If it's not sauce, then we really shouldn't tell him 0:03:47.280 --> 0:03:53.400 it's there, because otherwise he might eat it. Who could 0:03:53.440 --> 0:03:55.280 that be if it's not him, I don't know, honestly, 0:03:55.320 --> 0:03:57.400 don't even have a guest. 0:03:59.360 --> 0:04:00.520 Rosie used to sit there. 0:04:00.800 --> 0:04:02.760 I'm trying to think of any other show that has 0:04:03.280 --> 0:04:05.360 who's a guest that would sit over there on a 0:04:05.440 --> 0:04:06.480 regular basis. 0:04:06.760 --> 0:04:09.480 Who's just most likely of people who appear on the 0:04:09.520 --> 0:04:10.480 fan to do something like this? 0:04:10.560 --> 0:04:14.480 Is there where Little Bee sits though doing No. 0:04:13.720 --> 0:04:15.320 Rosie sat here, That's what I'm saying. 0:04:15.360 --> 0:04:16.440 He sat there for a long time. 0:04:19.200 --> 0:04:20.760 Where does he sit down when he comes in noon 0:04:21.080 --> 0:04:21.720 or two to. 0:04:21.600 --> 0:04:28.040 Three, Usually right here he sits. I mean it could 0:04:28.040 --> 0:04:29.360 be Marnie. 0:04:29.680 --> 0:04:32.440 No, because like you said, she always sits there. 0:04:32.520 --> 0:04:34.760 It's a long stretch sauce. 0:04:34.760 --> 0:04:36.000 But I don't see him chewing gum. 0:04:36.120 --> 0:04:38.359 I've never seen him chew gum in his life. 0:04:38.480 --> 0:04:39.839 And his breath doesn't smell like you choose. 0:04:39.880 --> 0:04:44.839 God can't be him, can't be him. I like it 0:04:44.880 --> 0:04:46.839 the only way we can like be on his side 0:04:46.880 --> 0:04:51.200 is to rip him. Can't be Paul not his breath 0:04:51.200 --> 0:04:51.840 would be better. 0:04:52.120 --> 0:04:53.159 You know who's most likely. 0:04:53.160 --> 0:04:55.080 I don't mean to be mean, but he never sits there, 0:04:55.080 --> 0:04:56.600 but Tommy would do that. 0:04:57.800 --> 0:04:58.720 Tommy would do that. 0:04:58.760 --> 0:05:00.920 But Tommy doesn't sit there, is sick, and he doesn't 0:05:01.000 --> 0:05:02.279 chew gum during the morning show. 0:05:02.400 --> 0:05:04.920 So yep, that can't be Tommy either. 0:05:05.240 --> 0:05:08.240 Who comes in that he came here just a chew 0:05:08.240 --> 0:05:09.880 gum and kick ass anybody. 0:05:09.520 --> 0:05:10.440 Roddy Roddy Piper. 0:05:10.600 --> 0:05:20.600 Right, nobody's really kicking ass here anymore. 0:05:17.440 --> 0:05:18.680 But they're still here to chew gum. 0:05:20.880 --> 0:05:23.200 Man, I don't know ass kicking. 0:05:23.640 --> 0:05:25.920 Look, I'm just gonna say it. I'm just gonna say it. 0:05:26.160 --> 0:05:29.000 And this is not an actual accusation because I don't know. 0:05:29.760 --> 0:05:32.960 I don't want to get sued. I don't know the 0:05:33.080 --> 0:05:35.880 seating configuration. I don't know how it works. I don't 0:05:35.920 --> 0:05:37.640 know if this person's on the phone or in studio. 0:05:38.640 --> 0:05:41.880 I guarantee, of course there's only one person that could be. 0:05:41.960 --> 0:05:47.320 It's he has to chew gum when he's out fishing 0:05:47.360 --> 0:05:51.640 and whatnot. Right, So he's out on the water smoking, right, 0:05:51.680 --> 0:05:52.800 He's out on the water. 0:05:52.560 --> 0:05:56.640 All day on a Thursday. He's chewing gum. By the way, 0:05:56.640 --> 0:05:57.760 I don't know if he ever smoked. 0:05:58.279 --> 0:06:00.600 He rolls in, though, he rolls in after a long 0:06:00.680 --> 0:06:02.760 day on the boat, and I got to get rid 0:06:02.800 --> 0:06:04.599 of this gum and he sticks underneath the table. 0:06:04.680 --> 0:06:06.640 I do hear him all the time say I came 0:06:06.720 --> 0:06:08.719 here to chew gum and catch bass. 0:06:08.800 --> 0:06:10.480 Yes, right? 0:06:11.520 --> 0:06:17.240 And where this lake's all out of bas What if 0:06:17.279 --> 0:06:24.120 it is Manchi's never in studio g Ros? 0:06:26.120 --> 0:06:26.800 Is it Kessler? 0:06:28.279 --> 0:06:29.039 Where does he said? 0:06:29.320 --> 0:06:30.360 I don't know? 0:06:31.880 --> 0:06:32.720 Is it Glenn Mason? 0:06:33.720 --> 0:06:34.440 He's a gum tour? 0:06:34.960 --> 0:06:36.039 Was it Kurt Bills? 0:06:36.360 --> 0:06:42.200 Could be Kurt Bills? 0:06:42.360 --> 0:06:46.080 Christy Gross presented by the Saint Paul's thank. 0:06:45.920 --> 0:06:47.760 You to the Saint Paul Saints. We love you, Saint 0:06:47.760 --> 0:06:48.279 Paul Saints. 0:06:48.320 --> 0:06:51.200 And by the way, see just Field lovely plays for 0:06:51.240 --> 0:06:55.160 a baseball game. Head on down to Saints baseball dot com, 0:06:55.160 --> 0:06:57.440 get your tickets, you get out the baseball game. 0:06:57.920 --> 0:06:59.440 Looking at their schedule now, because if. 0:06:59.360 --> 0:07:04.440 Memory serves I believe they are playing there this afternoon. Yeah, 0:07:04.520 --> 0:07:10.400 let me see today would be the fifteenth, right, yeah, 0:07:10.600 --> 0:07:12.040 four to thirty seven game today. 0:07:13.080 --> 0:07:13.640 I would love it. 0:07:13.840 --> 0:07:16.200 I wonder if I'm sure they have they ever done 0:07:16.200 --> 0:07:19.120 like an internal study on the percentage of people that 0:07:19.160 --> 0:07:21.680 go to chs Field for the baseball versus. 0:07:21.360 --> 0:07:22.760 The ones that just go for the vibe. 0:07:23.040 --> 0:07:23.720 I bet they have. 0:07:24.080 --> 0:07:26.120 I would hope they've invested and tried to figure that out, 0:07:26.160 --> 0:07:28.880 because I think they know. I'm not a big baseball fan, 0:07:28.920 --> 0:07:30.600 but I freaking love going to Saints Gams. 0:07:30.640 --> 0:07:32.240 I know it because of the vibe. I love it. 0:07:32.440 --> 0:07:33.920 I just baseball as secondary. 0:07:34.040 --> 0:07:36.000 It's a sunny day and it's beautiful out. 0:07:36.160 --> 0:07:39.560 Park's awesome. Yeah, ViBe's cool. Fans are all in a 0:07:39.600 --> 0:07:42.600 good mood. Yeah, I mean everybody's having fun. The kiddo's 0:07:42.760 --> 0:07:44.800 you know, getting dippin' outs for the fifteenth time. 0:07:45.080 --> 0:07:45.480 Yeah. 0:07:45.520 --> 0:07:47.200 I can get cheese, kurds and a press when we 0:07:47.200 --> 0:07:48.480 call it a day. 0:07:48.320 --> 0:07:52.000 The Treasure Island Burm is awesome. Sure, grass part right there. 0:07:52.400 --> 0:07:52.960 That's cool. 0:07:53.960 --> 0:07:54.760 What a cool park? 0:07:54.880 --> 0:07:56.080 Yeah, I like it. 0:07:56.360 --> 0:07:58.520 Swing on down, says Baseball, Thank you, Saint Paul Saints. 0:07:58.560 --> 0:08:01.520 Yeah versus Columbus Clippers fourth twenty seven this afternoon. 0:08:01.080 --> 0:08:02.280 Come on, Mark, what are waiting for? 0:08:02.400 --> 0:08:10.080 And by the way, absolutely not past postgame fireworks. 0:08:08.000 --> 0:08:10.760 And we don't get invited to Yeah, yeah, so it goes. 0:08:11.520 --> 0:08:14.320 Here's the news. Too many real stories today. 0:08:14.320 --> 0:08:18.040 So I know somebody went on a stabbing spree in 0:08:18.040 --> 0:08:21.040 Minneapolis yesterday, and I don't like the word that they 0:08:21.080 --> 0:08:24.480 that they act. They add the word spree to it 0:08:24.520 --> 0:08:28.200 sounds like too much fun. That's a terrible thing. There's 0:08:28.240 --> 0:08:31.320 got to be another name for it. 0:08:32.440 --> 0:08:37.080 Yeah, Westward stabbing Westwards a good band. 0:08:38.559 --> 0:08:38.679 Uh. 0:08:38.800 --> 0:08:42.040 Blowing dust is prompting air quality warnings in northwestern Minnesota. 0:08:42.120 --> 0:08:44.480 Strong winds were expected to kick up enough dust to 0:08:44.520 --> 0:08:46.720 make the air unhealthy for anybody outside. 0:08:46.840 --> 0:08:48.000 I saw a video of somebody. 0:08:48.360 --> 0:08:51.440 It was early evening, I think it was night before last, 0:08:51.600 --> 0:08:53.360 and it looked like a blizzard was happening, and it 0:08:53.400 --> 0:08:57.720 was a dust storm over by North Dakota. So watch yourself. 0:08:57.760 --> 0:09:00.560 This sky could turn hazy or dirty, limiting as ability. 0:09:01.840 --> 0:09:02.440 Blowing dust. 0:09:02.600 --> 0:09:04.880 Yeah, we don't need the dirt and the dust from 0:09:04.920 --> 0:09:07.600 the Dakota's blowing into Minnesota. Stay out of our love, 0:09:08.559 --> 0:09:12.160 you extra extra dirty, those dirty Dakota. 0:09:12.960 --> 0:09:14.080 It's my favorite Michael. 0:09:13.920 --> 0:09:18.960 Jackson song, Get You Marty Pause, you're getting emails. 0:09:20.920 --> 0:09:21.360 We can. 0:09:23.080 --> 0:09:24.440 Memorial Day, we get approaches. 0:09:24.520 --> 0:09:28.200 The New England Aquarium is urging the public to be 0:09:28.360 --> 0:09:32.120 vigilant after the first great white shark of the season 0:09:32.240 --> 0:09:34.240 was confirmed off the coast of Martha's Vineyard. 0:09:34.360 --> 0:09:35.720 You've been there, right, Martha's Vineyard. 0:09:36.000 --> 0:09:39.360 I never have No, they don't have a hockey team. 0:09:39.480 --> 0:09:41.720 Go yeah, right, right, you've been in the area. 0:09:42.600 --> 0:09:45.680 Where's Martha's Vineyard up there by Jim's Vineyard. 0:09:46.160 --> 0:09:50.320 Oh, it's where great white sharks are. So don't go 0:09:50.360 --> 0:09:51.800 in the water, dummies. 0:09:52.120 --> 0:09:55.280 Yeah. Scientist John Chisholm says, d. 0:09:57.360 --> 0:10:00.000 Come on, I didn't name him. 0:10:02.320 --> 0:10:09.240 Come on, says the bite on a dead seal found 0:10:09.360 --> 0:10:09.640 in the. 0:10:10.000 --> 0:10:11.840 By the way, does that guy sit here on the weekends? 0:10:11.840 --> 0:10:13.040 Because we might have solved. 0:10:12.760 --> 0:10:13.760 This mystery. 0:10:15.400 --> 0:10:17.440 Road on a dead seal. 0:10:17.720 --> 0:10:20.240 They found a dead seal have been bitten on the beach, 0:10:20.559 --> 0:10:23.920 consistent with that of a great white shark. He says 0:10:23.960 --> 0:10:26.600 this was just the beginning of great white shark season 0:10:26.960 --> 0:10:29.560 and their numbers will increase throughout the summer with peak 0:10:29.559 --> 0:10:30.360 activity in the King. 0:10:30.600 --> 0:10:33.600 Again, seals are dumb because seals are capable of going 0:10:33.640 --> 0:10:35.800 on land, right, they can do both. 0:10:35.880 --> 0:10:36.920 There aren't fish on land. 0:10:37.160 --> 0:10:40.360 Why would they stay in the water when they are 0:10:40.400 --> 0:10:41.760 the number one target. 0:10:41.440 --> 0:10:42.640 For great white sharks. 0:10:42.960 --> 0:10:43.640 Get out of there. 0:10:44.520 --> 0:10:47.520 In fact, again, when a human gets eaten or bit accidentally, 0:10:47.640 --> 0:10:50.280 it's well, the dummy was wearing like a black, you know, 0:10:50.360 --> 0:10:55.600 wet suit and looked like a seal. Sure, get out 0:10:55.600 --> 0:10:57.040 of the ocean, your dumb seal. 0:10:57.320 --> 0:11:02.000 We had a seal that the beaches cell out in Malibu. 0:11:02.200 --> 0:11:04.920 Actually I was there. It was sick. Oh, so it 0:11:05.080 --> 0:11:06.400 came up on short. I don't know. 0:11:06.440 --> 0:11:09.480 The thing's a genius. In my opinion, it's not feeling good, 0:11:09.480 --> 0:11:10.280 like I'm gonna go up there. 0:11:10.320 --> 0:11:11.000 They can fix me. 0:11:11.080 --> 0:11:13.040 Oh yeah. 0:11:13.160 --> 0:11:15.400 Have you seen the videos of people like on boats 0:11:15.440 --> 0:11:17.360 and the seals running away from a. 0:11:19.080 --> 0:11:21.160 Man killer whales a lot of the times, right, they'll 0:11:21.240 --> 0:11:22.400 jump on ship exactly. 0:11:22.640 --> 0:11:24.800 It's disgusting, it's gross. 0:11:25.200 --> 0:11:28.880 What's from They're smart? You don't like to say like life, no, 0:11:29.440 --> 0:11:32.520 but don't go in the ocean. Then there's I wouldn't go. 0:11:32.880 --> 0:11:34.600 I don't swim in the Florida Pond. 0:11:34.720 --> 0:11:36.200 I can't go through the drive through. 0:11:36.480 --> 0:11:40.559 Sure they can't. There's red lobsters by Martha's vineyard. 0:11:41.320 --> 0:11:44.640 They haven't heard of Richard Oak. Good point, Well, get 0:11:44.720 --> 0:11:49.680 on social media and just get out the boat. The 0:11:49.720 --> 0:11:50.480 great Richard oak. 0:11:50.679 --> 0:11:52.640 By the way, anyway that one guy with a bad 0:11:52.760 --> 0:11:56.480 name is saying, stay sharks smart, Stay close to the 0:11:56.480 --> 0:12:01.560 shore when you're paddling, kayaking, or swimming, and avoid areas 0:12:01.640 --> 0:12:07.040 with seals because they don't get eat sore. You go 0:12:07.240 --> 0:12:12.200 great white sharks season. It's upon us, just man. 0:12:12.480 --> 0:12:16.160 I can't imagine paddle boarding or kayaking through great white 0:12:16.160 --> 0:12:22.240 shark infested waters. People like to live dangerously, yeah, idiots. 0:12:22.360 --> 0:12:23.040 One more story. 0:12:23.480 --> 0:12:27.960 A Pick six New Jersey lottery ticket worth five zero 0:12:27.960 --> 0:12:31.720 point nine million dollars was eight days away from being 0:12:31.720 --> 0:12:34.520 worthless when a man found it crumpled in one of 0:12:34.520 --> 0:12:36.199 his pants pockets. 0:12:37.240 --> 0:12:37.840 True story. 0:12:37.960 --> 0:12:42.480 This is from the AP, not Adrian Peterson, although he'd 0:12:42.480 --> 0:12:44.520 like to find something like that at this point, I 0:12:45.000 --> 0:12:47.319 can't say it. Why am I like this? 0:12:48.200 --> 0:12:49.440 Just do? The news is not wrong. 0:12:49.600 --> 0:12:52.360 State Lottery officials say the man showed up to their 0:12:52.400 --> 0:12:55.680 office Thursday with the winning ticket and explained he heard 0:12:55.720 --> 0:12:58.080 their announcement last month about the unclaim ticket sold at 0:12:58.120 --> 0:13:01.160 the Exon in roseland where he he buys lottery tickets. 0:13:01.600 --> 0:13:03.280 The lucky guy, I told lottery officials he. 0:13:03.360 --> 0:13:06.520 Checked every corner in every room, as well as every 0:13:06.559 --> 0:13:09.720 pocket and every pair of pants he has, and his 0:13:09.800 --> 0:13:11.920 fingers felt a crumpled piece of paper in one of them. 0:13:13.640 --> 0:13:16.839 He bought that verified two dollars ticket now worth five 0:13:16.920 --> 0:13:22.720 point nine million dollars on Thursday May fourteenth, I should 0:13:22.720 --> 0:13:24.040 say brought it in Thursday May fourteenth. 0:13:24.040 --> 0:13:26.400 It would have expired on the twenty second. 0:13:26.440 --> 0:13:28.640 We've asked this hypothetical in the past, and I'm pretty 0:13:28.640 --> 0:13:30.280 sure there's only one answer, but I'm gonna ask you 0:13:30.280 --> 0:13:30.840 guys anyway. 0:13:30.960 --> 0:13:32.160 No, the answer is definitely not. 0:13:32.520 --> 0:13:35.000 If you bought the winning lottery ticket. 0:13:35.120 --> 0:13:37.320 Let's not even say Powerball where it's like two hundred million, 0:13:37.440 --> 0:13:38.840 Let's say it's more in this range of that three 0:13:38.880 --> 0:13:42.480 to five kind of range. Would you want to know 0:13:42.880 --> 0:13:47.679 that you had the ticket, but you know it sat 0:13:47.960 --> 0:13:51.000 in a drawer for a year or two and it expired, 0:13:51.320 --> 0:13:54.280 and somebody's like, you know that was a winning ticket, right, would. 0:13:54.120 --> 0:13:54.800 You ever want to know? 0:13:54.920 --> 0:13:57.120 Or absolutely absolutely not? 0:13:57.280 --> 0:13:57.920 In no way. 0:13:58.320 --> 0:13:59.120 That's what I was to say. 0:13:59.160 --> 0:14:01.120 Could you imagine it eight days late? 0:14:01.240 --> 0:14:04.120 It's an unbelievable story, right, That's a conversation starter for 0:14:04.120 --> 0:14:05.400 the rest of your life. Is you want to hear 0:14:05.400 --> 0:14:07.360 the worst bad beat you've ever heard in your life. I, 0:14:07.520 --> 0:14:09.120 you know, forgot about a lot of Rey ticket that 0:14:09.200 --> 0:14:11.920 was worth five million dollars. But then you have to 0:14:11.960 --> 0:14:14.400 live with the fact that, like, can you imagine get 0:14:14.520 --> 0:14:16.360 enough to work every day? And you're like, if I 0:14:16.440 --> 0:14:18.520 just would have remembered that ticket, I wouldn't be driving 0:14:18.559 --> 0:14:20.320 to work this morning, Zach yourhand. 0:14:20.400 --> 0:14:22.720 I wouldn't want to know if it happened to anybody 0:14:22.760 --> 0:14:23.160 I knew? 0:14:23.520 --> 0:14:26.240 Yeah, right, yeah, Oh, I can name some people that 0:14:26.240 --> 0:14:27.400 I would love this to happen to. 0:14:27.520 --> 0:14:30.480 That's a good place. I guess anybody I had liked that? 0:14:30.600 --> 0:14:32.320 Yeah, fair enough, fair enough, Okay. 0:14:32.120 --> 0:14:35.720 Somebody that maybe would you know, maybe you know, share 0:14:35.720 --> 0:14:36.400 a little bit of that. 0:14:36.520 --> 0:14:37.920 Sure hasn't happened to me yet. 0:14:38.000 --> 0:14:40.360 Actually you would be fine because I know you wouldn't 0:14:40.400 --> 0:14:42.400 you know you wouldn't share? 0:14:42.520 --> 0:14:45.240 So what do you mean I wouldn't share? Am I 0:14:45.240 --> 0:14:47.760 getting anything of you? A big Lano? How big is? 0:14:48.200 --> 0:14:49.040 How much have I won? 0:14:51.080 --> 0:14:56.040 Like about five point nine million? I'd buy dinner? What 0:14:56.080 --> 0:14:58.520 are you wanting? I know you would buy us dinner. 0:14:59.080 --> 0:15:00.880 I know somebody who wouldn't be highest dinner. 0:15:00.720 --> 0:15:04.360 Right, I'd be cool with an ice cream cake from 0:15:04.400 --> 0:15:04.880 dairy queen. 0:15:04.960 --> 0:15:07.080 Yeah done, Yeah, sure. 0:15:07.240 --> 0:15:07.960 Because I ain't a lot. 0:15:08.160 --> 0:15:11.320 That's a lot asking for a lot, as you're not 0:15:11.400 --> 0:15:12.480 asking for six figures. 0:15:12.520 --> 0:15:14.920 You just want like a nice party, right done? 0:15:15.040 --> 0:15:15.400 Yeah? 0:15:15.520 --> 0:15:19.040 Okay, Well keep an eye on your lottery tickets. 0:15:19.040 --> 0:15:23.040 Then, man, can you imagine horrible? 0:15:23.480 --> 0:15:23.920 Terrible? 0:15:24.160 --> 0:15:27.040 I don't know, dude, I'm telling you, I semi predicted this. 0:15:27.120 --> 0:15:29.360 But since they up the which one is it five dollars? 0:15:29.440 --> 0:15:30.480 Now? I was at the Mega Millions. 0:15:30.880 --> 0:15:34.000 The Mega is power Ball to five, I like, forget 0:15:34.000 --> 0:15:35.280 which one is which? But the one that went to 0:15:35.360 --> 0:15:38.040 five dollars, I don't I think I I don't know 0:15:38.080 --> 0:15:41.320 if I bought one, maybe one since it increase because 0:15:41.440 --> 0:15:44.880 I just can't do it. I'm like five bucks, come on, man, 0:15:44.960 --> 0:15:46.720 And I know I'm throwing away a dollar or two 0:15:46.760 --> 0:15:48.800 when it was a dollar or now two dollars, but 0:15:48.880 --> 0:15:50.760 there's something about five and I'm like, now I'm. 0:15:50.600 --> 0:15:51.960 Really just throwing money away. 0:15:52.240 --> 0:15:54.280 Yeah, even Mega Millions is five dollars per play. 0:15:54.360 --> 0:15:56.280 I no offense to the Mega Millions people, but you 0:15:56.640 --> 0:15:57.040 lost me. 0:15:58.240 --> 0:15:58.720 You lost me. 0:15:58.760 --> 0:16:00.360 I mean, I know what the reasoning was, but I 0:16:00.360 --> 0:16:01.920 wonder why they thought it was a good idea. 0:16:03.440 --> 0:16:04.320 Just so they could get. 0:16:06.520 --> 0:16:09.280 People are gonna buy him any Like this guy who 0:16:09.280 --> 0:16:12.040 didn't even check his ticket, He just bought it. And 0:16:12.200 --> 0:16:14.800 I mean think about that, Like that guy bought that 0:16:14.880 --> 0:16:17.560 ticket and I know it's on only two bucks, but 0:16:17.640 --> 0:16:19.640 he didn't even care enough to look at it. 0:16:19.840 --> 0:16:21.600 And there's because. 0:16:21.360 --> 0:16:23.520 Why would you When you buy the ticket, you're already 0:16:23.640 --> 0:16:25.840 assuming you just lit that ticket on fire, right, you 0:16:26.200 --> 0:16:28.480 assume the money's gone, So mentally it's not like you're 0:16:28.480 --> 0:16:29.440 concerned about the money. 0:16:29.520 --> 0:16:31.520 By the way, she's gone. 0:16:32.080 --> 0:16:35.040 Wash your damn pants. You're filthy animals. 0:16:37.720 --> 0:16:39.760 Yeah, let's hope it wasn't a pair of pantsies worn 0:16:39.920 --> 0:16:41.600 ninety times in the last year. 0:16:42.280 --> 0:16:43.000 What are you doing? 0:16:43.120 --> 0:16:45.360 Right? Hopefully there's just at the bottom of his closet 0:16:45.440 --> 0:16:47.360 or something like what else is in those pockets. 0:16:48.880 --> 0:16:51.000 It's not like it's a winter coat that you're putting 0:16:51.040 --> 0:16:54.400 on in right November, you're like, oh, look at a 0:16:54.480 --> 0:16:55.560 couple of dollars, and. 0:16:55.720 --> 0:16:58.200 I put my lottery tickets in my wall at this second, 0:16:58.240 --> 0:17:01.840 I buy me too, right, they go straight into my wallet. Yeah, 0:17:02.120 --> 0:17:03.800 and I think I clean out my wallet more than 0:17:03.840 --> 0:17:06.199 once a year, So then it's, oh, I should check 0:17:06.240 --> 0:17:07.000 these tickets quickly. 0:17:07.560 --> 0:17:09.919 Oh, that's a loser. That's a loser. That's a loser. 0:17:10.160 --> 0:17:11.960 That's a loser. Christian, that's a loser. 0:17:13.800 --> 0:17:15.359 It's a sports reference. Are you proud of me? 0:17:15.760 --> 0:17:17.199 That was good? And basketball? 0:17:17.280 --> 0:17:17.480 I know? 0:17:17.760 --> 0:17:20.040 Crazy Parish is here, Marty will be here in a second. 0:17:20.080 --> 0:17:22.160 We'll do sports in a second. Initials a little under 0:17:22.200 --> 0:17:24.560 an hour from now, with one hundred and sixteen thousand dollars. 0:17:24.560 --> 0:17:26.080 You don't have to keep that ticket. You just have 0:17:26.080 --> 0:17:27.240 to say the right two letters. 0:17:27.400 --> 0:17:29.720 Yeah, let's get rid of those monasteries out of control. 0:17:30.600 --> 0:17:33.280