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Speaker 4: It is the twenty fourth day of February twenty twenty sixth.
Speaker 4: Good morning, everybody. Welcome to the pouch of morning show.
Speaker 4: Here we are. It's Tuesday morning. I hope you're not
Speaker 4: feeling that tired Tuesday, but if you are, we're gonna
Speaker 4: be your audible caffe at least we're gonna try.
Speaker 2: Here we go.
Speaker 4: We got some comedy for you, ladies and gentlemen. Here's
Speaker 4: Greg Warren to start your Tuesday. So get on up
Speaker 4: and come on in. I'm glad you're here.
Speaker 1: The last time I got in a fight ten years ago,
Speaker 1: I was living in New York City.
Speaker 2: I hear this guy behind me goes.
Speaker 1: Hey man, what are you looking at?
Speaker 2: And I turned around, which don't do that?
Speaker 1: If you go to New York City and you hear
Speaker 1: somebody behind you yelling you just keep walking. It sounds
Speaker 1: like your mom leaver, like you just leave it cuddly.
Speaker 1: It was a crazy guy. He sprinted up. He got
Speaker 1: my face and goes, I was talking to you, man,
Speaker 1: I go, I don't know who you are, man, and
Speaker 1: he punched me. Like I should have seen it coming.
Speaker 1: He was like winding up, like it was harting, like
Speaker 1: he was like Papye like papa, he said, winding up,
Speaker 1: and he hit me. At that point, I hadn't been
Speaker 1: hit in about twenty years, and I forgot what you
Speaker 1: were supposed to do, and I wrestled him.
Speaker 2: I did. I shot a.
Speaker 1: Signal leg takedown to the right side. I picked his
Speaker 1: leg way up here like you're supposed to do, and
Speaker 1: he went right down like he he sucked. Like this guy,
Speaker 1: I guarantee he never made it past districts, like he
Speaker 1: just wasn't.
Speaker 2: And I got out on top.
Speaker 4: Of him, and I lost my mind.
Speaker 1: I was like, I used to mess a if somebody
Speaker 1: were to walk by, the thought have been like, there's
Speaker 1: a crazy guy getting beat up by a really crazy guy.
Speaker 1: Like the guy that said anything was a dude with
Speaker 1: the cell phone. As I was walking away, he goes, yo, dog,
Speaker 1: you are champ.
Speaker 2: That made me like proud. I was, I was proud.
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, at least one person in this
Speaker 1: city notes I can still beat a heroin addict in
Speaker 1: a wrestling match.
Speaker 5: Meet too.
Speaker 4: The fuerst line is sweet.
Speaker 6: Feat us on your side.
Speaker 2: You here the distant under.
Speaker 4: This line, and then you stray.
Speaker 3: Howard Traveling Show, Tuesday, February twenty fourth, twenty twenty six
Speaker 3: on Corey Cove.
Speaker 2: That's Chris Hawke, you gots meat sauce.
Speaker 3: Paul Lambert, There's Zachary Helperson and a special edition of
Speaker 3: John Fraso.
Speaker 5: Good to see you guys, Hi Jack, Good morning, Budy.
Speaker 5: How are you excellent? Happy to be here. I always
Speaker 5: say this when I'm on a different day. It throws
Speaker 5: my whole universe off. I will have to make a
Speaker 5: conscious effort today to remember it's Tuesday, not Friday, because
Speaker 5: it all blends together.
Speaker 2: We're just start day drinking. You get the rest of
Speaker 2: the week to do that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, well, welcome aboard, glad to be here.
Speaker 2: Ye are you out next Friday too? Next too? Or
Speaker 2: just this one?
Speaker 5: I think next Friday, I'm back to normal. My wife
Speaker 5: is done traveling all over the It's California this week,
Speaker 5: beautiful Mexico last week, thankfully right now and jankoons so
Speaker 5: that's not where stuff's going on. Cartels no better, But
Speaker 5: still I'm glad she's here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, many, Yeah, we need we need more American drug
Speaker 3: lords with nicknames.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, And I forget now because I'm just getting
Speaker 5: over the whole gold medal excitements, which will never be
Speaker 5: taken from us. That was awesome, But what it was
Speaker 5: something to do with the chicken, right, because I looked
Speaker 5: up his nickname of mint show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but what does it translate to? Is that what
Speaker 2: you're asking? It was?
Speaker 5: It had something to do because I looked it up,
Speaker 5: and it had something to do with his love of
Speaker 5: rooster fighting.
Speaker 2: I thought it was maybe his chicken fingers could have
Speaker 2: been raising cano. What if it would be great?
Speaker 5: You They'd be like, he's he's had so many murdered,
Speaker 5: and then where did the nickname come from?
Speaker 2: They'd be like, he only eats chicken, yeah, the extra toast.
Speaker 2: He's diabolical, diabolic.
Speaker 3: I don't know, I don't know the chicken bit but yeah,
Speaker 3: you know, like Zach, whoever you get your drugs from,
Speaker 3: do they have a nickname?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's called the Yesterday with Tim. And this is
Speaker 5: why I looked up what elementshaw meant and where it
Speaker 5: came from. So I was trying to give Tim a
Speaker 5: drug lord nickname yesterday, and I came up with and
Speaker 5: it was a name for diarrhea. But they don't sure
Speaker 5: in Spanish state diarrhea isn't really they call it the gosh,
Speaker 5: And so I had looked worse.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's worse.
Speaker 4: I like it.
Speaker 2: Yeah it sounded so I'm like gush of diarrhea, the
Speaker 2: gush though.
Speaker 3: Oh oh hey, speaking to eighties movies.
Speaker 5: Ladies and gentleman, I've just been handed an urgent and
Speaker 5: horrifying news.
Speaker 2: Story in Minnesota.
Speaker 3: Yep, Robert Carrodine, seventy one years old, died yesterday. If
Speaker 3: you don't know who Robert Kerodine is, he was Lewis
Speaker 3: Skolnick from Revenge of the.
Speaker 2: Nerds full stop.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean exactly Zemic's generation and maybe whatever, Lizzie McGuire, Fine,
Speaker 3: he did other things, but he will always be Lewis Skolnick. Oh,
Speaker 3: there are very few films I have seen more than
Speaker 3: Revenge of the Nerds.
Speaker 4: And enjoyed, not enjoying them because they were on right.
Speaker 2: That's a good point, because it had so many things
Speaker 2: that I love.
Speaker 3: First of all, it was super funny number two. Since
Speaker 3: I was born in nineteen eighty and the movie came
Speaker 3: out in eighty four. When I started seeing Revenge of
Speaker 3: the Nerds, that was, you know, within the handful of
Speaker 3: first times of my exposure to female nudity.
Speaker 2: I'm like, whoa, so like I couldn't write. I essentially
Speaker 2: was wormser right, like, are you tired of this yet? No?
Speaker 4: No, no, are you still watching the Pies?
Speaker 3: And because I've seen it so many times and I've
Speaker 3: seen Animal House exactly one.
Speaker 2: Time, I'm in that group.
Speaker 3: I think Revenge of the Nerds is so much better.
Speaker 3: And I know that's insane because everybody thinks Animal House
Speaker 3: is one of the great comedies of all time and
Speaker 3: that Revenge of the Nerds is just like a hackish
Speaker 3: kind of rip off same concept fraternity bit.
Speaker 2: I don't care.
Speaker 3: Booger is one of my all time favorite characters. Please yes, please,
Speaker 3: Lamar Latrelle, the whole you know, the the so good,
Speaker 3: the Alpha Betas versus the tri Lambs, the whole bit
Speaker 3: man don Yeah, God.
Speaker 2: Because of how the movie makes you feel. I just
Speaker 2: freaking love it.
Speaker 3: And I did not know this until this morning, but
Speaker 3: I was just curious. How old do you think Robert
Speaker 3: Keridine was when he starred as an incoming freshman to
Speaker 3: Adams College in nineteen eighty four, So he's supposed to
Speaker 3: be eighteen.
Speaker 2: How old do you.
Speaker 3: Believe Robert Carridine was You can do the math, but
Speaker 3: try not to twenty seven thirty.
Speaker 2: He was thirty.
Speaker 3: Wow, thirty thirty years old playing eighteen?
Speaker 2: Who cares any deal?
Speaker 3: You slick your hair back, you're throwing some nerd glasses
Speaker 3: and you go to college.
Speaker 2: Big deal.
Speaker 3: He's also David Carridine's sibling. Yeah, yeah, I didn't didn't
Speaker 3: know that. I mean, it makes sense, but didn't know that.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a that's an interesting uh interesting family.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I mean Lewis, how did his brother die?
Speaker 3: Well, he broke the Golden rule, Chris, which is make
Speaker 3: sure you always have a spotter.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Now, if we want to break down Revenge of the Nerds,
Speaker 3: Lewis is a terrible person. He commits sexual assault right yeah.
Speaker 4: I mean it's and it's hard to just say things
Speaker 4: were different back there.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, yeah, Tyre Banks.
Speaker 3: Right, I mean he dresses up Hiss Darth Vader and
Speaker 3: tries to trick a Gall into sleeping with him, and
Speaker 3: then she falls in love with him. It's a really
Speaker 3: terrible story. Yeah, I mean, it's problematic as hell.
Speaker 4: Right. Well, and you know, as far as we can tell,
Speaker 4: he basically just changed your oil. You know, he didn't.
Speaker 4: You didn't put gas in the car, you know what
Speaker 4: I mean, like, uh, still bad, bad bad?
Speaker 2: He might have you don't. We don't know that.
Speaker 4: His face. I'm not sure.
Speaker 3: So the act started for sure, right, definitely problematic or
Speaker 3: as you would quote me saying.
Speaker 2: Corey always says, that's bothers, it is also bothersome.
Speaker 3: But you know, and of course, also the nerds break
Speaker 3: into the sorority house and put a whole bunch of
Speaker 3: hidden cameras to watch them shower and have sex.
Speaker 4: And I mean they're terrible people's revenge, Yes.
Speaker 2: It was revenge on how they were treated.
Speaker 3: Sure, they're also sexual predators. The Rambo the alphabat is
Speaker 3: rambo whales man, you know, And that's before that's before Roseanne.
Speaker 3: I didn't know who John. He's fantastic as the coach.
Speaker 2: Yeah he is. He's The clips we have in the
Speaker 2: system from him are outstanding.
Speaker 3: We forgot the practice, Yeah you got again, by the way,
Speaker 3: not just the Nerds, not just practice.
Speaker 4: We forgot to practice again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, correct, which is genius.
Speaker 3: Yeah, everything, just man, I'm trying to be as realistic
Speaker 3: as possible. The number of times I've seen Revenge of
Speaker 3: the Nerds, I bet it is.
Speaker 4: Okay, it's okay, it's okay, Okay, it's not okay. Oh
Speaker 4: maybe it's not okay.
Speaker 3: Man, Still don't watch it every year, No, because you
Speaker 3: know now, like we've always talked about, now it's not
Speaker 3: one of those Oh it's on randomly on USA on
Speaker 3: the weekends.
Speaker 2: Now, I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't scroll like that anymore, right, I don't just
Speaker 3: channel surf, as we used to call it back in
Speaker 3: the day.
Speaker 2: I don't do that.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what, though. You better hope we don't
Speaker 4: have plans if it is on TV. Yeah, I won't
Speaker 4: be making it on time. Right even to this day.
Speaker 2: It's fantastic.
Speaker 4: If I'm scrolling and I see it, I'm staying.
Speaker 3: Zachares have you not seen it, never seen it?
Speaker 2: You have it. It's been a long time years. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: Last time I watched it was at my cabin and
Speaker 5: I sold my cabin in like twenty seventeen.
Speaker 2: So what do you think it is on ring tomatoes?
Speaker 4: Perfect? Don't make me argue with Game of Thrones people.
Speaker 3: Umm, probably like sixty ish seventy seventy all right, not
Speaker 3: bad because it was driving me nuts.
Speaker 2: I did find el Chorro, el Chorro. That is the gush.
Speaker 5: What is it?
Speaker 2: Oh, that's the.
Speaker 4: Guy, So that would be term that changes me wanting
Speaker 4: to have a choro when I go over there to
Speaker 4: Taco Bell later today.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's I I saw that on a menu and
Speaker 5: did not read the description and be like, I'll get
Speaker 5: one of those for sure.
Speaker 2: I would just get sprayed out. All right, he'll be
Speaker 2: right now.
Speaker 3: So we are hearing that this is a suicide, correct
Speaker 3: as well? Robert carroding, I didn't. I didn't really, His
Speaker 3: brother Keith says Robert took his own life after struggling
Speaker 3: with bipolar disorder for.
Speaker 2: Nearly two decades. I haven't seen that either, That's what
Speaker 2: the prep service said.
Speaker 4: Suicide had no idea the two.
Speaker 3: Stories I read online don't mention cause of death, but
Speaker 3: the prep service says that his brother says that that's
Speaker 3: what it is. Whether that's the case or not, that's terrible.
Speaker 3: Hopefully that's not the case. But either way, again, Robert
Speaker 3: Herroding dead at the age of seventy one. I don't
Speaker 3: think his brother would speculate no, right, unless exactly. I'm
Speaker 3: not doubting the brother, I'm just doubting. Hopefully the reporting
Speaker 3: may have had it wrong, but who knows. Even his
Speaker 3: Wikipedia page says it as well. Oh that sucks, Yeah,
Speaker 3: that sucks.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 5: My Wikipedia page at one point said I was awarded
Speaker 5: the pheasant Heart Medal. Were you nopets?
Speaker 2: Great? But I don't think anyone's ever seen a pheasant heart? Yeah,
Speaker 2: so in place lot machines with us, you might see one. True.
Speaker 4: I saw like the insides of a pheasant that I
Speaker 4: hit with my car one time, and the heart might
Speaker 4: have been part of it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you'd be like, wait a minute, this looks much
Speaker 5: smaller than the herd I've seen it.
Speaker 2: Chris, are you familiar?
Speaker 3: This is a This is a rhetorical question. The twenty
Speaker 3: four hours of DAYTONA sure, of course, Yeah, twenty four
Speaker 3: hour sports car endurance race held annually at Daytona International Speedway.
Speaker 3: Robert Carridine was in that race in two thousand and
Speaker 3: finished sixty first.
Speaker 4: No kidding. So it's a team of drivers who complete
Speaker 4: a race within twenty four hours.
Speaker 5: So is it like the is it so you do
Speaker 5: a pit stop and switch out drivers?
Speaker 7: Tough one, right, Yeah. The beginning of that is a
Speaker 7: day they call it. Or is that a breathing you
Speaker 7: do when you're pregnant. That's Lemon. Yeah, that's I don't know,
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Isn't the race called Lamon's or something.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's a different race of different race, but this
Speaker 7: is a twenty four hours at Daytona. That's the That's
Speaker 7: the race that Sonny is in at the beginning of it.
Speaker 7: That's a great film.
Speaker 4: You're right by the way, so I'll see that is
Speaker 4: a That is another endurance race of twenty four hour
Speaker 4: La mont.
Speaker 2: Is Yeah, yeah, is a pregnant breathing exercise.
Speaker 4: Did you notice that on the page that Martha Plimpton
Speaker 4: was his niece.
Speaker 2: I saw that at the bottom, ye know that?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Martha Pumpton from Goonies.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and task this season a task which was,
Speaker 3: oh fantastic, it's so good man.
Speaker 2: She can act.
Speaker 3: You know who would have a lot of the kids from
Speaker 3: Goonies ended up being fantastic actors. Josh Brolan obviously, Josh
Speaker 3: Brolin is unbelievable.
Speaker 2: Yeah he's Thanos. Sure Llewellyn Moss. Here's a lot of things, yeah,
Speaker 2: but mostly Thanos. Okay, well he is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, it's undeniable. That's going to be the
Speaker 3: role he did that made the most cash. I would
Speaker 3: be floored if you're wrong.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 3: I wonder when he got paid to be Thanos. Let's look,
Speaker 3: let's look it up. If only there was a website
Speaker 3: where we could look that up.
Speaker 2: Old I spelled that man should have retaken keyboarding class.
Speaker 2: I was really good at that.
Speaker 7: I loved that class because the teacher we had was
Speaker 7: like a huge stoner. So we he'd give us our
Speaker 7: assignment was like in that block scheduling bit where we'd
Speaker 7: have it for like an hour and a half or whatever,
Speaker 7: and he would just put on Dark Side of the
Speaker 7: Moon and he would just sit at his just that
Speaker 7: type of boy.
Speaker 3: Do you remember the phrase every time we talk about
Speaker 3: keyboarding class? You remember the phrase of my keyboarding class
Speaker 3: teacher told us like we could listen to every channel
Speaker 3: we wanted musically, right while we were screaming long hair.
Speaker 2: You nailed it. There is the rock station.
Speaker 3: We couldn't listen to hard rock because he's like, I'm
Speaker 3: not going to have us listen to a bunch of
Speaker 3: screaming long hairs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, which is the best?
Speaker 3: Again, this is like early nineties, or this is right
Speaker 3: after a glam rock and you know Motley Crew and
Speaker 3: all that stuff, so it hair metal or whatever.
Speaker 2: So it's just nope, we're not listening to the screaming
Speaker 2: long hairs. Love that bit.
Speaker 3: He was paid about twenty one million dollars twenty one
Speaker 3: mill and decent, decent, not bad being Josh Brown.
Speaker 5: Did you guys have to in keyboarding? Mayvs Beacon the
Speaker 5: old Mayvas speakon program that would check your your speed
Speaker 5: your doublet huh. I don't remember what my score was
Speaker 5: though I can type very fast, but I'm not a
Speaker 5: home row guy, so it's it's a modified Hunt and peck.
Speaker 2: But you're a you're a fast hunter and pecker. I
Speaker 2: can with the best of them.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I have to type a bunch at work every
Speaker 5: day and so yeah, but if someone looked at it,
Speaker 5: if they watched me do it, Mayvs Beacon would jump
Speaker 5: off a building, pull your hands up.
Speaker 2: May speaking wood hawk for sure. Oh yeah, she types
Speaker 2: out of respect.
Speaker 5: And then he'd ask for her too, because them fingers.
Speaker 4: I like a like a quick fingered lady. Let's get
Speaker 4: it done here.
Speaker 5: What places to bens Beacon actually just hunted and pecked.
Speaker 5: She was not a home rewd person either. Just turned
Speaker 5: out to be a fraud. No, poor MAVs.
Speaker 3: How about this Mava's Beacon is a fictional character created
Speaker 3: for the MAVs. Beacon teachers typing line of computer software.
Speaker 3: Not even not a real person, no fictional n John's leaving.
Speaker 4: He's throwing a ma Beacon.
Speaker 2: That's actually I'm shucked. Yeah, my teacher used to stand
Speaker 2: up in front of something.
Speaker 3: F F F space l L L space you need
Speaker 3: to like keep pace while you were keyboarding, and just
Speaker 3: it was it's like again, what were we doing?
Speaker 2: But what was this Marine Corps boot can kind of.
Speaker 5: Minus the screaming laws like a yeah, that was a
Speaker 5: fun class though.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, because it wasn't learning and there were sitting
Speaker 2: on a.
Speaker 5: Computers were kind of new. Sure, there were normally pretty
Speaker 5: chicks in that in those classes.
Speaker 2: I g to school in Minnetanka.
Speaker 5: At White Bear, though we had Apple computers, the ones
Speaker 5: that looked super cool, that had different colors or whatever.
Speaker 5: And then I wouldn't do anything remotely involved in that
Speaker 5: computer stuff or what. So I found a program you
Speaker 5: could just draw stick figures and animate them and record sounds.
Speaker 5: I got written up so many times in that glass
Speaker 5: of crand just, oh, huge crank.
Speaker 2: I can't imagine what those stick figures were doing.
Speaker 5: When you're drawing a stick figure with a huge crank,
Speaker 5: always a big smile on the face.
Speaker 7: You have to do yeah, because you always happy. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 7: that's talk stream. Did you need to take the next
Speaker 7: segment off? Now that you realize that maybe speaking doesn't exist?
Speaker 2: I think so? Yeah, Well that's all right.
Speaker 7: More bad news Rosetta from a Rosetta Stone, also a
Speaker 7: fictional carecter, devastating please.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah I remember speaking? Hell yeah, yeah, cool name.
Speaker 3: Oh he would yeah hard so r Peter Robert Carrody
Speaker 3: net secks man, another piece of the childhood out the door.
Speaker 2: It's terrible, man.
Speaker 4: Take care of yourselves.
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Speaker 2: Thanks Builders and Remodelers. More the powers you wanted to
Speaker 2: you after this on the.
Speaker 6: Pan, I'm a nerd. I never really wanted to believe
Speaker 6: that it's okay, okay for nothing. We let them destroy
Speaker 6: our house.
Speaker 2: Folks.
Speaker 6: We're going to control the Greek Council next year, big deal.
Speaker 6: You'd be dead by then, Gilbert, nobody cares. Don't you
Speaker 6: understand that the university doesn't care. There's nothing we can
Speaker 6: do about it.
Speaker 3: I think we got something good going and I'm not
Speaker 3: gonna let him take it away from this.
Speaker 6: Give up, fool, Just get yourself hurt again.
Speaker 2: Giver the Academy award.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I honestly, yeah, they still shouldn't. It's, you know,
Speaker 3: forty years too late, but still give it to him.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 3: The best supporting Actor clearly goes to Booker oh aka
Speaker 3: Curtis Armstrong.
Speaker 4: No doubt about it.
Speaker 3: Where I also believe was in Moonlighting, although I never
Speaker 3: really watched Moonlighting because I was too young.
Speaker 2: That is true, but obviously Bruce Willis.
Speaker 4: Brus his best friend.
Speaker 2: Yeah it was. That was Bruce's Big break Man Moonlighting.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, man, good old Bruce Man. Those updates
Speaker 4: are sad too, you know.
Speaker 2: Yes, sir, he's Louise. Yeah, getting right yep.
Speaker 4: Better than the opposite most of the time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but man o, now I'm gonna have to watch
Speaker 3: the Nerds at some point in the next handful of weeks.
Speaker 3: Respect Yeah, can I start to finish?
Speaker 4: I've been researching since the very beginning of the show
Speaker 4: talking about al Minshow I think I found Sausage struggle
Speaker 4: Lord nickname, Oh, I can't wait. And Consolarsie chill to
Speaker 4: sink comfort.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's me.
Speaker 4: Which sounds I mean el Consolarsie sounds like it could
Speaker 4: be pretty bad.
Speaker 2: Yeah it does.
Speaker 4: But then you realize they named you because you were
Speaker 4: always looking for a place to lay down.
Speaker 2: Take yeap, Yes, I am get snap as many times
Speaker 2: as I can.
Speaker 4: Concilarsie, he's sleeping, Yeah, Concilarzi is here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he's asleep. That's exactly what you have.
Speaker 3: A fun Spanish accent was actually pretty That sounded like
Speaker 3: you were right out of three amigos.
Speaker 2: I was pretty good. Maybe you should do some accents.
Speaker 7: It sounded like you were translating for Chris, it sounds
Speaker 7: like you might get some You're gonna get emails me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's okay. Are you making fun of their entire culture? No?
Speaker 5: So, It says the name is derived from his first name, Namisio,
Speaker 5: frequently used in the region of Mexico where he is from.
Speaker 5: But another nickname was the Lord of the Rooster, said
Speaker 5: to be derived from his love for cockfighting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, man, the Lord of the Rooster. Randy loves sea magic.
Speaker 3: I read yesterday. I read this. It was from Rolling
Speaker 3: Stone twenty seventeen. I think about him, that he was
Speaker 3: on the rise, insane, not a nice parente. He's no
Speaker 3: longer with us, Yeah, but I mean the world is
Speaker 3: a better place.
Speaker 2: It had said that the other cartels were like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 2: Let's let's chill out a little bit. You're you're getting
Speaker 2: out a hand, slow down, roster king, Yeah and that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's get hold of el consolars.
Speaker 3: Hold on. He gets up at two more l consolerts.
Speaker 3: Do you guys remember Lord of the Dance Michael Flatley?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, Italian dude.
Speaker 3: I don't believe he was a believe he was a
Speaker 3: drug lord.
Speaker 2: No, no, man.
Speaker 3: His limbs flailed independently from his body.
Speaker 4: Same, you know, I'm almost positive. Strangely enough, Gersey and
Speaker 4: Burro talked about him yesterday on their Michael Flatley Yeah really,
Speaker 4: and they said he was Italian.
Speaker 2: He said he was Italian Irish.
Speaker 4: I would guess they said something about them. Maybe they
Speaker 4: were joking.
Speaker 3: I always assumed he's got to be Irish. It wasn't
Speaker 3: like Irish dancing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, American Irish. Yeah, but he is American.
Speaker 4: That was what it was. And I think somebody joked
Speaker 4: that he was also Italian. But he's from here from.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure he's from Uh.
Speaker 7: Yeah, he was born in Chicago, Illinois, right, That's what
Speaker 7: it was.
Speaker 2: He did not know that. I just assumed he was
Speaker 2: an Irish. Yeah, everybody irishman. Yeah.
Speaker 4: El Consolarce was born in a Dinam yep.
Speaker 7: Yeah, we know what he's ordered at the Burger king.
Speaker 7: What would Tommy order at the rooster King? Oh uh,
Speaker 7: he'd say the left side of the men. He'd be like,
Speaker 7: don't let him fight. You're gonna hurt each other.
Speaker 2: Yeah, please, I'll get in the middle of it. I
Speaker 2: think he would stretch.
Speaker 3: I think he would walk up to the counter and
Speaker 3: go I'm going to open my mouth.
Speaker 2: Just surprise me if you like Tommy that's in the bathroom.
Speaker 4: But the way the counter is the guy who does
Speaker 4: all their money counts.
Speaker 2: Counter. Yeah, brilliant man.
Speaker 3: All right, So drug lords are dead, Robert Carrodine's dead,
Speaker 3: the Olympics are over.
Speaker 4: It's tough time right now. By the way, man, I
Speaker 4: keep an eye on each other out there, and there's
Speaker 4: too many of these kind of stories. Man, you know,
Speaker 4: take care of each other. And we had twenty five
Speaker 4: year old die by suicide this weekend. Yeah, it's happening everywhere. Man,
Speaker 4: look after each other, if you would, please, jeez, Louise. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's tough, tough, tough, tough and up. We got a
Speaker 4: listener who I believe. I got a text from somebody
Speaker 4: saying we have a listener who's down in Mexico right now.
Speaker 4: Can't get out.
Speaker 2: Oh geez, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: I mean imagine you're on vacation right and then suddenly
Speaker 4: you see big plums of smoke everywhere and you're like, oh,
Speaker 4: no El consolarsee.
Speaker 2: Yeah, go back to sleep. Fell asleep with his.
Speaker 3: With his is a cool accessory a cigarette.
Speaker 4: You know what that's a good point. If he was
Speaker 4: el Consolarsie, he would still be smoking.
Speaker 2: Oh god, I had a dream last side I was smoking.
Speaker 2: It was awesome.
Speaker 3: What else were you doing in the dream beside smoking?
Speaker 3: I don't remember, just looking cool, just smoking cigarettes. And
Speaker 3: then I think I had like a Virginia slim.
Speaker 4: Ones Virginia trust me false advertisement.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it was outstanding, you know Freud Obviously Freud
Speaker 3: was obviously being into the idea that dreams were like
Speaker 3: a window to our soul and our thoughts and our
Speaker 3: hopes and aspirations. What it means, wonder what it means
Speaker 3: when we like sauce. What was your dream about? I
Speaker 3: just smoke the whole time? Well, what were you doing? Nothing?
Speaker 3: Sitting and smoking? So your dream what you really wish
Speaker 3: you could do is just sit around and smoke? Yep, yeah,
Speaker 3: pretty much sums it up. It wasn't horrible for you.
Speaker 3: I woke, As I said on Saturday during my stand up,
Speaker 3: I would light cigarettes with cigarettes and common says, yeah,
Speaker 3: if they come out, we're like, hey, we were wrong,
Speaker 3: this isn't bad for you, which would never happen.
Speaker 2: I'd be like, all right, cool, if I'm back here.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 3: What if they found a pill that for every cigarette
Speaker 3: you smoked, the pill would give you, you know, long benefits, right,
Speaker 3: so like it would be a net zero.
Speaker 2: Like a like a hangover drink.
Speaker 4: Not long benefits, if you know what I mean. You
Speaker 4: got a quarter inch for every h dart you smoke.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I'd have had a huge crank that
Speaker 5: I smoked.
Speaker 2: Thoughts.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, the gym. Yeah, when he was at the
Speaker 5: gym and kept taking the shots.
Speaker 4: Just had Speaking of that, did you see does he
Speaker 4: watch Game of Do you watch Game thone?
Speaker 2: You know you haven't seen any of it either?
Speaker 4: Must send you a picture John?
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, why wasn't John included?
Speaker 4: I don't know what I was thinking.
Speaker 2: Tommy was, of course, it's his background on his phone.
Speaker 4: Now I'll come for a day, relax it. Whatever his
Speaker 4: name is, what.
Speaker 2: You gotta embrace his nickname man yeah, consolar s oh.
Speaker 2: I was like, where is it?
Speaker 4: It's coming, it's going on? Sorry, I the're going.
Speaker 2: Jesus.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a that's four arms, yes it is. That's
Speaker 5: a nice start.
Speaker 4: Five army.
Speaker 5: He looks exhausted to logging that thing around.
Speaker 4: He was getting it on and that's a lot of
Speaker 4: blood Russian places.
Speaker 2: Yep, it was a night man.
Speaker 5: See deep breath please. I got to said that to
Speaker 5: about two thousand.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, and I'm on about eighteen hundred
Speaker 7: of those screws and John.
Speaker 3: What's great is you don't have to watch the whole
Speaker 3: show to understand the context. But the kind of famous
Speaker 3: line that he has in the first season and the
Speaker 3: meme that's been a big deal, especially with the USA
Speaker 3: team even on Sunday, was just get up and he's
Speaker 3: not talking to bats. Yeah, but people have also joked
Speaker 3: that he probably also said get up to batsys.
Speaker 4: Well, well you have to.
Speaker 5: I mean you'd have to pull start this thing man. Yeah,
Speaker 5: oh yeah, that.
Speaker 3: Knock people out sports after this this is the Power
Speaker 3: Trip morning show on the Fan.
Speaker 4: We're talking about how old, uh uh the security was
Speaker 4: when he was playing the nerd in uh college, you know,
Speaker 4: basically a freshman in college age like thirty or with
Speaker 4: the uh Lovely and Talented Stockard. Channing was thirty three
Speaker 4: years old when she played Rizzo and Greece.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, there was another somebody like that in one
Speaker 7: of those movies that was real old when they played Yeah.
Speaker 3: How about Lark Vorhees was forty seven when she played
Speaker 3: Lisa turtlanse By the Bell.
Speaker 2: Jason Borhees was eighty eight. Michael J.
Speaker 4: Fox was twenty nine when he played the high school
Speaker 4: Carty McFly Marty McFly in, Oh.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Jason Bardy exist things.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, change my sister producer out there, Dusty mon ye,
Speaker 7: Dusty good old Dustin.
Speaker 3: What if Lark Vorhees has a brother named Jason, that'd
Speaker 3: be funny. That's pretty unfortunate if you're just Jason Vorhees
Speaker 3: and then some movie comes out, yeah, with a crazy
Speaker 3: serial killer and his name is Jason Vorhees, that's probably
Speaker 3: a pretty big.
Speaker 4: Bummer's married El consolarse you don't even know it.
Speaker 5: Or the dude that I'm testing to the entire Upper Midwest. Yeah,
Speaker 5: my wife just says, stop the season. That's fun presented
Speaker 5: by all these.
Speaker 2: Stations holiday station stores. Don't forget about those cookies at Holiday.
Speaker 3: Man, they got they got cookies that are just stacked
Speaker 3: to the ceiling.
Speaker 2: Go get them.
Speaker 3: Go get some cookies at Holiday this morning for breakfast.
Speaker 3: Get them before they're gone, you know. Yeah, Yeah, why.
Speaker 2: Don't we just call them breakfast cookies? That's a great idea.
Speaker 4: You know, that's what I call boobies breakfast cookies, SASMI burgess.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I'll console our safety screensa el.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because Tim's on all those screw chats.
Speaker 4: For it's been Tommy's for about twenty four hours.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it looks real.
Speaker 3: That's Tommy's Christmas definitely not lookest doing a good job
Speaker 3: at that. Olympic Skier Lindsay Vaughan said she almost had
Speaker 3: her leg amputated after her Olympic crash because the compartment syndrome.
Speaker 2: We've heard of this before.
Speaker 3: She had a complex tibbia fracture. I guess she also
Speaker 3: fractured her ankle broke her ankle in that process as well,
Speaker 3: thirteen seconds into a run on February eighth.
Speaker 2: But here's the crazy part.
Speaker 3: If all this is accurate, she credits doctor Tom Hackett
Speaker 3: was saving her leg. And the reason why she says
Speaker 3: that is he was only in Milan because of the
Speaker 3: ACL tear. So if she hadn't torn her ACL, what
Speaker 3: a week and change before that, whatever it was two
Speaker 3: weeks maybe before the only she had her doctor there
Speaker 3: and she says, quote he filayed it open, let it
Speaker 3: breathe and saved me.
Speaker 2: That's awesome, that's crasy.
Speaker 3: So you know, who's to say another Italian doctor or
Speaker 3: US doctor that's there with the team. I don't know
Speaker 3: how that works, but who's to say somebody else wouldn't
Speaker 3: have helped her the same way.
Speaker 2: But either way, she's like, this guy was.
Speaker 3: Only there because of my previous injury and was all
Speaker 3: on top of it and potentially saved my leg from amputation.
Speaker 3: Very lucky, very which is crazy considering she claimed it,
Speaker 3: and it makes sense that it has nothing to do
Speaker 3: with the acl tair.
Speaker 2: It was just the crash was the crash, and all.
Speaker 3: Of the potential amputation angles are because of the breaks,
Speaker 3: not the acl tair. So it's like she could have
Speaker 3: been completely healthy and still been in this exact same spot.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I mean, at first when we heard about it, the
Speaker 5: severe injury, my thought was, well, maybe she was over
Speaker 5: compensating because trying to protect that leg. But obviously once
Speaker 5: you pause and think about it, two very very different injuries,
Speaker 5: it is Yeah.
Speaker 4: Actually I think the Lord was, like, I tried to tell.
Speaker 2: You, how does it happen?
Speaker 5: More often though, watching all these Olympic events, the twists
Speaker 5: and turns and the jumps, and I don't know, it's
Speaker 5: freaking insane.
Speaker 2: Especially with skis and snowboards.
Speaker 3: How your you know, your ankles are kind of trapped
Speaker 3: in there. I'm surprised shins don't snap way more or
Speaker 3: lower legs break way more. I don't know how do
Speaker 3: you learn, athletes.
Speaker 7: Because, like you know, with any training, you learn how
Speaker 7: to fall, right, how do you learn to fall? Like
Speaker 7: with a ski jump? You know, like, how do you
Speaker 7: how do they even begin? Like what's the beginning stages that?
Speaker 7: How do you make the no pun intended jump to
Speaker 7: the big boys?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 3: I think meth, I think you have to be high
Speaker 3: and just try it once and then you just slowly
Speaker 3: wan yourself off of it.
Speaker 2: Used to it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna make it stick.
Speaker 2: It's always meth.
Speaker 5: I don't know if it's my age, but I felt
Speaker 5: like this Olympics more than ever when I'd be watching it,
Speaker 5: I would I was wondering every one of them, how
Speaker 5: many severe injuries have they had trying to get to
Speaker 5: this level? There's no way you just don't end up
Speaker 5: with rods in your arm or leg.
Speaker 3: Linda Lindsay Vaughn might be the exception. But have you
Speaker 3: ever seen her list of past injuries? It's it's as
Speaker 3: long as wonk as contracts.
Speaker 4: How long is that picture I just sent you?
Speaker 2: I mean, it's insane.
Speaker 5: I don't know or half of the injuries from getting
Speaker 5: the boots thrown to her by old tiger.
Speaker 2: I don't think so.
Speaker 4: I don't think so.
Speaker 3: Hey, but you made this point off the here, John,
Speaker 3: and you couldn't be more right. It's just crazy to
Speaker 3: watch the Olympics and everybody work their entire ass off,
Speaker 3: their entire life to do this. Then you watch Sunday morning,
Speaker 3: you watch the us Men and the Canadians give it
Speaker 3: there all ill said of maybe McDavid and McKinnon, who
Speaker 3: well play past a little bit at the end, but
Speaker 3: the us Men are just going for it. This is
Speaker 3: one hundred percent, leaving nothing on the ice. And then
Speaker 3: a handful hours later the Wolves and Sixers playing. You go,
Speaker 3: is this the same world?
Speaker 2: Yeah? What is this? It's like that was the same day.
Speaker 7: And then yeah, half hour later you watch the Yeah,
Speaker 7: Wolves and Sixers, sorry that you're talking about the Celtics
Speaker 7: Lakers games just on the NBC zero careya. The second
Speaker 7: they realized that the two guys weren't playing there, like, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: It's a it's a significant drop off in effort, it is.
Speaker 5: That's where it takes a couple of weeks to get
Speaker 5: to get back to being used to that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, do we have hockey to night or tomorrow? Tomorrow?
Speaker 7: Tomorrow's back and then the while they're back on Thursday
Speaker 7: at Colorado.
Speaker 2: Great start. Yeah, yeah, hell of a hell of a
Speaker 2: welcome back.
Speaker 7: I'm kind of okay with it because it's one of
Speaker 7: those games, especially with three US guys. I mean, you
Speaker 7: could probably anticipate a bit of a rough start, a
Speaker 7: rough restart, I should say, to the season. Yeah, after
Speaker 7: all the partying everything. So I almost would rather have
Speaker 7: a game that we're probably supposed to lose that rather
Speaker 7: than like a game against like Vancouver where we should
Speaker 7: win and we could potentially leave points on the table.
Speaker 7: So I'm actually kind of okay with it. Trial by
Speaker 7: fire and then I think they go to Utah the
Speaker 7: next day. So Shue Sweet.
Speaker 3: Duke is back to number one in the AP poll.
Speaker 3: They beat number one Michigan over the weekend, so they're
Speaker 3: back up to number one. Michigan falls to number three,
Speaker 3: and the reason why I'm bringing it up because the
Speaker 3: twenty five and two Wolverines host the Golden Gophers tonight.
Speaker 3: The number three team in the country host the Gophers
Speaker 3: at seven point thirty. Haven't checked this morning, but my
Speaker 3: guess is if the line didn't move that much on DraftKings,
Speaker 3: Michigan is a how many point favorite?
Speaker 2: I saw twelve and a half? You eleven? Don't know
Speaker 2: if it's changed, we can look it up.
Speaker 3: It As of last night, they were twenty two and
Speaker 3: a half point favorite, the over runners one forty four
Speaker 3: and a half.
Speaker 2: According to ESPN Analytics.
Speaker 3: As of last night, what percent chance do the Wolverines
Speaker 3: have of winning?
Speaker 2: Probably ninety two point six, ninety eight, ninety nine nine.
Speaker 3: You said ninety two point six, Just flip those numbers.
Speaker 3: It's ninety six point two.
Speaker 2: I agree. Oh thanks Tom. Four regular season games left
Speaker 2: for the Gopher men. Yeah, but we got it. Big gaming.
Speaker 2: It's number three tonight.
Speaker 6: Big deal.
Speaker 2: Well, it is a big It's a big deal. Sorry,
Speaker 2: you hate sports because you're a nerd. He's a nerd.
Speaker 2: He's pretty proud of it.
Speaker 4: You didn't realize it today?
Speaker 2: No, yeah, no, needs n I t pick. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: Lewis was in denial, right, Gilbert knew. Gilbert's like, look,
Speaker 3: we're nerds. We're just doing our best. Yeah, Lewis wanted
Speaker 3: to be one of the cool kids. Uh, didn't realize
Speaker 3: he couldn't be cool.
Speaker 4: You got that right.
Speaker 3: I don't know why Booger was a nerd, though Booger
Speaker 3: seemed way cooler than everybody else in the Tri Lamb fraternity.
Speaker 4: I think, yeah, he was cool, but he picked his nose.
Speaker 2: He didn't pick his nose a lot, but he didn't care. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think he's a rebel duddy.
Speaker 4: But do you think about he's a lot like sauce.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, because you've claimed you did you used to
Speaker 3: pick your nose and eat it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, please stop saying that.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, but he stopped saying that was the lowest
Speaker 2: calorie thing you ate back.
Speaker 4: Yeah, listen, you better feed up.
Speaker 3: So hang onut a second. You've played poker at your
Speaker 3: life at some point though, right, even with your buddies,
Speaker 3: or actually, you've played poker, used to smoke cigarettes all
Speaker 3: the you've picked your nose, Yeah, you've partied.
Speaker 2: Yeah you might be Booger.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh yeah, what's the boar?
Speaker 2: No, what's the movies in Marie Skis, that's go.
Speaker 4: That way really fast if something gets in your way.
Speaker 4: Turned to John Cusack movie Yeah, Better Off Dead?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, he's funny in that too.
Speaker 4: He's great and everything.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Is he still with us? Of course, of course
Speaker 2: he is.
Speaker 4: Stop it?
Speaker 2: Oh dare you sorry?
Speaker 4: Come on? El Consolarcie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sorry unless.
Speaker 4: You know something. We don't all consolarsee.
Speaker 2: Better Off Dead seventy five percent on a rotting great film.
Speaker 4: Man, there's a great scene with everybod I want some
Speaker 4: by Van Halen.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Curtis Armstrong, I'm still with us. Yeah, of course
Speaker 5: he's still with us. American we know we would have
Speaker 5: done a second well.
Speaker 2: We would do a whole show if he passed away.
Speaker 3: I'm a little do if we only did one or
Speaker 3: one segment, really, Rob Cardin, I would do a full
Speaker 3: three and a half hours on.
Speaker 2: Every nerd that goes wow.
Speaker 3: Outside of maybe uh playing decks there, we can maybe
Speaker 3: skip him.
Speaker 5: He's done one hundred and seventy one episodes of American Dad.
Speaker 5: One hundred and thirty one excuse me of American Dad.
Speaker 3: There's only one person on the planet that watches that show,
Speaker 3: Dove Lambert.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Debbie loves that show.
Speaker 4: Yeah, who's who's Davide If you're a consolarse Oh, I
Speaker 4: don't know. I gotta find him a word now.
Speaker 2: Eldavito, Yeah, Eldvito.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's the Danny DeVito.
Speaker 2: He wishes great song. Danny DeVito towers over your brother.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh towers. Danny DeVito towers over my sister.
Speaker 4: That guy's weaner longer than Danny DeVito.
Speaker 2: Oh it is poor Danny. You think Danny's got a hammer,
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't think garage. Yeah, just in terms
Speaker 2: of physics, I don't think he can. I don't think
Speaker 2: he can. You know, Frank, it.
Speaker 3: Would be like that that like metal bird that keeps
Speaker 3: tipping over you know what I mean. I don't know
Speaker 3: that thing's called.
Speaker 2: If the tripsyed pole vault. Well, do what really matters?
Speaker 2: After this?
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Speaker 7: Didn't you get the last one? Hawk and we were
Speaker 7: all over at your house, was at the Manipac yao bit.
Speaker 3: That was a long time, But that wasn't that those two.
Speaker 3: It was like a decade ago. Yeah, probably close hit.
Speaker 3: If somebody look it up.
Speaker 2: You hockey late late late teens. Maybe you did go
Speaker 2: to bed.
Speaker 3: Ye Lloyd Mayweather twenty fifteen, fifteen.
Speaker 7: I watched it at Dave and Busters in maple great spot.
Speaker 2: That absolutely checks out. Guess who the guess who American?
Speaker 2: Are they playing? The myth?
Speaker 3: And walked over Gosh maple Grove, Robert maple Grove. I
Speaker 3: don't know why, right, No, David Busters in maple Wood.
Speaker 2: Just the j C.
Speaker 3: Pennies and yeah, yeah, what happened with that? Oh geez,
Speaker 3: luish can't go to j C Penny in piece anymore?
Speaker 7: I mean I still will. I love that place. Yeah,
Speaker 7: my grandma worked, Yeah.
Speaker 2: That's why, the one that never took another lover? Correct,
Speaker 2: Yes she worked.
Speaker 4: There's no way to work at j C. Penny. Yes,
Speaker 4: she worked there and not take another lover?
Speaker 2: Is it like a slutty work?
Speaker 3: Think of all the guys that are in there, like
Speaker 3: looking for you know, like hardware?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well you know J Penny. What does it stand for?
Speaker 2: Your brother? Your brother or your dad calls it shock
Speaker 2: pine my dad? Yeah, your dad does? Okay, does your
Speaker 2: brother Dov shop there.
Speaker 7: I don't think so, are there ready left on in Roosevelt?
Speaker 7: There's one in Maplewood.
Speaker 3: If your brother Dove shops at JAC Penny, is he
Speaker 3: the only person on the planet that watches American Dad
Speaker 3: and shops at j C Penny?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 3: Is that ven diagram just Dov waving watching Probably American Dad?
Speaker 2: Correct? I wonder if it's just him? It's okay, okay, Yeah.
Speaker 3: He's definitely the only person that goes to j C
Speaker 3: Penny and has been to the gathering of the Juggalos.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Probably, yeah, probably. Yeah.
Speaker 3: He's so tough and has a Sean Kem throwback jersey.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there are a lot of them. Your brother is
Speaker 2: just a spin the wheel kind of create a player.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and then he wears a Daryl Strawberry jersey
Speaker 2: that checks out. What really matters is this?
Speaker 4: Yeah, So I I when I'm traveling, I like to
Speaker 4: write down observations that I have. Some are are big
Speaker 4: and some are small. But here's one that I had
Speaker 4: on Sunday. Is there anybody angrier in the world than
Speaker 4: the people who drive the blue carts inside the airport?
Speaker 4: I know that you think you're transporting the Queen of
Speaker 4: England and a baby's heart. It needs to be getting
Speaker 4: to a hospitalism as possible. But if you beat that
Speaker 4: heart of me one more time, we're going to fight.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they'll tailgate people walking.
Speaker 5: I know, and I'm walking and I've I've ridden the
Speaker 5: cart of course sometimes, but I generally don't. So when
Speaker 5: I do, I feel a little bit guilty about it,
Speaker 5: and I see the people that are usually riding it
Speaker 5: and I feel like, no, I can ride that. But
Speaker 5: it's always a little nerve wracking because I'm like, don't
Speaker 5: run this person.
Speaker 4: We're not at Bristol, you know, because this might be
Speaker 4: a listener, it might have that.
Speaker 2: Please that's abbot. He can't help while he's walking so slow.
Speaker 4: I mean, I want him to just understand that the
Speaker 4: rest of us forgot we were in the middle of
Speaker 4: three ninety four. We thought we were at the airport.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that Mark Roses. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I saw one the other day who literally looked like
Speaker 4: he just wanted to hit the gas and drive on
Speaker 4: through the crowd. He wished he was driving an eighteen wheeler.
Speaker 2: Yep. Yeah, they get annoyed. Oh yeah, even picking you up,
Speaker 2: I'm sure.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they aren't happy look, and I know.
Speaker 5: The deal and I don't care now if they don't
Speaker 5: want to do it there, but I'll just get in
Speaker 5: and I don't even try making small talk anymore. I
Speaker 5: used to, and they wanted no part of it, so
Speaker 5: very angry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then they take it out and that people
Speaker 2: do we.
Speaker 3: Have lawsuits of those carts just clipping somebody and significantly
Speaker 3: damaging them.
Speaker 4: I've never heard of it, but I would.
Speaker 2: I would. They have the cameras on there for a reason.
Speaker 2: I'm guessing some people.
Speaker 3: In the history of airports, somebody must have been run
Speaker 3: over a clips possible to not have it at least a.
Speaker 2: Handful of that. Watch John drive away. Yeah, he said.
Speaker 4: Us, Yeah, you don't hit a consolars.
Speaker 2: No, that's me.
Speaker 5: And they'll give they'll give like a little nod to
Speaker 5: the other ones driving by, almost like oh I need
Speaker 5: you clip today.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like a jeep wave. Or look at this
Speaker 2: idiot I'm toting around.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, this kind is fast.
Speaker 2: I got my in there.
Speaker 5: I get too that they'll be a little annoyed because
Speaker 5: we have to hook the wheelchair on the back that
Speaker 5: that deal that sticks up on it, so we lift
Speaker 5: it on there. I know how to do it, so
Speaker 5: I'm like, here, I'll just do it. And I think
Speaker 5: they're like, no, I have to help or at least
Speaker 5: look like I am, and they're just like, I don't
Speaker 5: want to do this anymore.
Speaker 3: The Minnesota Timberwolves are at the Blazers tonight at nine o'clock.
Speaker 3: The Wolves are coming off a loss to Philly on Sunday.
Speaker 3: They are now thirty five and twenty three. Portland is
Speaker 3: twenty eight and thirty. DraftKings has the Wolves as five
Speaker 3: and a half point favorites.
Speaker 2: What really matters, though, is this ry.
Speaker 4: You know one thing for sure about the Alamo, and
Speaker 4: that is there's no basement. Did you know what year
Speaker 4: it was that the Alamo was attacked and the people
Speaker 4: called for help where you already think it was that
Speaker 4: they were remembering the Alamo about and remember they asked
Speaker 4: you to remember, and you know you didn't, so welcome,
Speaker 4: thanks for letting them down.
Speaker 3: Well hand, we have to let Soasce go first, just
Speaker 3: in case he says like eleven twenty six, Yeah.
Speaker 4: Please remember Davy boone, come on our consolar.
Speaker 5: S eighteen ninety four bad good, okay, us, I'm gonna go, man.
Speaker 3: I feel like it's maybe in the mid nineteenth century,
Speaker 3: something like eighteen.
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, we should all know this. We
Speaker 2: sure should all know this.
Speaker 4: Say I have too. They asked us to remember it.
Speaker 4: It's right in the middle of downtown sant ant Down.
Speaker 2: Le'm gon say eighteen nineteen. I'll go eighteen seventy, they
Speaker 2: were of eighteen twelve of something to do with this.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with eighteen fifteen.
Speaker 4: Eighteen thirty six. There you go, eighteen thirty six. February
Speaker 4: twenty fourth of eighteen thirty six, in San Antonio, Texas,
Speaker 4: Colonel William Travis issue to call for help on behalf
Speaker 4: of the Texan troops defending the Almo, an old Spanish
Speaker 4: mission and fortress underseas by the Mexican Army with no basement.
Speaker 4: A native of South Carolina, Travis moved to the Mexican
Speaker 4: state of Texas in eighteen thirty one became a leader
Speaker 4: of the growing movement to overthrow the Mexican government and
Speaker 4: all down.
Speaker 3: See today, even if the year was way off, we
Speaker 3: should have all known post civil war or pre civil war.
Speaker 3: And I was on the wrong side of that. You
Speaker 3: know what I'm saying, Like I know. I wasn't on
Speaker 3: the wrong side of the Civil War. Oh, I was
Speaker 3: on the wrong side of it. I was on the
Speaker 3: wrong side of the guests.
Speaker 2: Of Thank you. That was on the wrong side of
Speaker 2: that one. That's bothers.
Speaker 4: Oh, it's a different time.
Speaker 2: Yes, things have changed progress.
Speaker 5: It is a very small I had heard that before
Speaker 5: seeing it, that the Almo is very unremarkable as far
Speaker 5: as the size of it, and I still somehow it
Speaker 5: was like, holy smokes, this thing is tiny.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I agreed. I was shocked as well. I've never
Speaker 4: a city man a cool that that lower walkway, the river,
Speaker 4: the city core.
Speaker 2: You always talk about that like closes at like seven pm. No,
Speaker 2: Houston is a ghost town. No, Austin's cool. San Antonio
Speaker 2: is fantastic.
Speaker 4: I really like it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I've not been.
Speaker 4: I went one time to see the Wolves play the Spurs.
Speaker 2: Believe it or not? Really? Story? What do Bay and Pa?
Speaker 2: True story? Wait?
Speaker 3: You yeah, it's a true story. And you like broadcast
Speaker 3: from the river walk don't you?
Speaker 2: Yep? True story? And I asked a question without offending you.
Speaker 4: Sure why you still wondering?
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't remember that. Do you remember what I remember?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was a client center.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeh, that's sweet. The Gopher women are at Illinois
Speaker 2: on Sunday.
Speaker 3: That is their final regular season game for the twenty
Speaker 3: one and seven Gophers. One more game to go before
Speaker 3: all the tournaments. What really matters, though, is this.
Speaker 4: The famous line from the Alamo?
Speaker 2: Of course, kiss me close.
Speaker 4: Second most famous was victory or death, to which Santa
Speaker 4: Anna said, okay, yeah, yeah, but they did take out
Speaker 4: six hundred of Santa Anna's men. He just had way more.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Is that where the Santa Ana wins comes from?
Speaker 4: I believe it is. Yes? Cool, Well you should tell us,
Speaker 4: el CONSOLARSU tell us.
Speaker 2: I'm discussing because I didn't pay much close attention in
Speaker 2: history or any of those classes. Any class, any class,
Speaker 2: zero classes?
Speaker 3: What class you think you you honestly tried the hardest
Speaker 3: in or paid attention the most?
Speaker 4: And lunch doesn't count.
Speaker 3: Munch doesn't count, recess doesn't count, home room doesn't.
Speaker 2: Count, physical education does that count? Come on? I mean,
Speaker 2: he may have paid attention, but he wasn't trying. That's
Speaker 2: a two seed next year.
Speaker 4: Can we talk about this or did I dream it?
Speaker 4: Or was I talking about somebody out there about having
Speaker 4: to climb the rope when you were a kid.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, we talked about Yeah.
Speaker 4: I still can't believe I'm sitting here now. I still
Speaker 4: can't believe they made us do that. Yeah, there's a
Speaker 4: method that's too inches thick.
Speaker 5: It's good though, too, because you you've got to hang
Speaker 5: on or you might die.
Speaker 4: You might die.
Speaker 2: That's good for people to have battle through it.
Speaker 4: Sure, I can't imagine they have kids do that today,
Speaker 4: or they have actual masses we had.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we had a harness system.
Speaker 4: Oh, kids didn't even do that.
Speaker 2: It takes all the fun.
Speaker 5: You guys, you got to learn to fall to your death.
Speaker 5: You need you need artists man like both on.
Speaker 2: A rope, burned, fear of death, livers from the bad rope. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the roof was terrible. Why how sauce?
Speaker 3: What class do you think you paid attention in the
Speaker 3: most and tried the hardest in.
Speaker 2: What subject?
Speaker 7: I mean probably keyboarding because it was as laid back
Speaker 7: as it wasn't possible actual information learning.
Speaker 2: This will shock you here.
Speaker 7: I took like a video class, and uh like we
Speaker 7: had to like a like a yeah video and editing
Speaker 7: and all that. We had to make like a small
Speaker 7: video well, nobody wanted me on their group. I wonder why, Well, yeah,
Speaker 7: I don't blame them, but uh, I got in a group.
Speaker 7: This is one hundred percent of true story. And it
Speaker 7: was a couple of guys that were very nice and
Speaker 7: they said, we don't need your help.
Speaker 2: We'll put your name on the video. And I'm like,
Speaker 2: sounds great, that's awesome.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that is that.
Speaker 2: Really is in honor of our guy.
Speaker 3: So you were basically ogre and this was Lewis and
Speaker 3: Gilbert going there like we don't get it, just don't
Speaker 3: get up.
Speaker 7: We'll put directed by Paul Lambert at the end. And
Speaker 7: they got an A and I got an A.
Speaker 2: And you did zero things zero but.
Speaker 7: That were in the class by staying out of the way.
Speaker 7: I was more they were. I was more used to
Speaker 7: them not getting in their way, right, you know. But
Speaker 7: probably keyboarding because that was I think I took that
Speaker 7: in my junior year and that's when I discovered the
Speaker 7: sweet release of Mary Jane.
Speaker 2: That was a fun class to so so elicon.
Speaker 3: So like, so you you're saying a couple of guys
Speaker 3: basically took you on their on their backs and said
Speaker 3: just don't get in our way.
Speaker 2: And we're going to get you a good grade.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a grade meeting like the Nielsen ratings you are
Speaker 3: corrector streaming numbers or podcast numbers.
Speaker 7: You guys are my clicks. Yes, and we just say
Speaker 7: to you, just don't get in our work. Just don't
Speaker 7: get in the way. We don't care you have to say,
Speaker 7: we don't.
Speaker 5: You have really cracked the code, buddy, I have. I'm
Speaker 5: lucky to have all of you, and you were all important.
Speaker 5: Now I feel like we're tri lambs and you're in
Speaker 5: alpha beta. We're getting maybe we're getting played and just
Speaker 5: don't realize it.
Speaker 4: I just think that we are part of.
Speaker 2: Cartel.
Speaker 4: Cartel.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, But I don't fear like he's gonna kill me. No,
Speaker 3: I don't think that you would.
Speaker 5: So when I come back next Friday, I'll know all
Speaker 5: hell broke loose when I see like vehicles on fire
Speaker 5: and no l consolar.
Speaker 2: Yeah got rolled up by Yeah Yeah, they're here for me.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: By the way, speaking of a speaking of the Mexico situation,
Speaker 3: remember we just announced like last week, not we the
Speaker 3: NFL announced it right there were They're gonna go play
Speaker 3: in Mexico City, right, the Niners and.
Speaker 2: Uh there's people who think it might be the Vikings.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but the other hot runners that you know as
Speaker 3: of now, that game is still on because it's February, right, Like.
Speaker 2: This will be for sure, it should be long long gone.
Speaker 3: But just in case, these people have already asked and uh,
Speaker 3: ESPN articles saying sources are saying so far, there's no
Speaker 3: reason that the game would be off.
Speaker 4: It's too far out o cons Larsa's got money on it. Yeah,
Speaker 4: oh yeah, they won't, you know.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's gonna take a while for things to calm down.
Speaker 5: After the death of the Lord of the Roosters.
Speaker 7: That drug group was like, who can we use that
Speaker 7: will never get in our way?
Speaker 2: Directed by Paul Lamber. It would have been great if
Speaker 2: they were to have just faded to black and just
Speaker 2: said Paul Lambert joint or that that would help.
Speaker 5: They literally told me that we don't need your help,
Speaker 5: stay out of the way.
Speaker 2: We'll put your name on I.
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Speaker 4: By the way, Abbot nailed he remembered who the client
Speaker 4: was for San Antonio.
Speaker 2: I can guess you probably don't.
Speaker 4: Yah, yeah, probably not.
Speaker 2: I shouldn't say them, probably not, but right that You're.
Speaker 4: Exactly right yet And the best part was that we
Speaker 4: thought we were going down to be celebrated. We're being
Speaker 4: yelled at. Oh really because of the supposed to be
Speaker 4: taking the product, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: But then we found out later we were really glad
Speaker 4: we weren't.
Speaker 2: Makes sense.
Speaker 3: Yeah, hey man, Paul, you were going to say something.
Speaker 2: I think I agree.
Speaker 4: Please don't text me bad things.
Speaker 2: Are you guessing the client because you're you're right? I
Speaker 2: texted to you.
Speaker 4: Oh, let me see if I get okay there does think? Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 4: that's it. Yeah, you're right, yeah, yep, that's right.
Speaker 3: Let's do more of what really matters your scores and
Speaker 3: stats around the worldless Boors Crystal, change your life for
Speaker 3: something else.
Speaker 4: Oh, I have good news. I just read something I
Speaker 4: didn't know about and I'm super excited. Okay, I'm gonna
Speaker 4: go first. Yeah, I'll go first. So I read this
Speaker 4: book a long time ago. I should say I listened
Speaker 4: to it. I always have to say that because people
Speaker 4: yell at me, because people are buttholes. It doesn't matter
Speaker 4: if I listen to it. I consume it exactly right.
Speaker 4: There's a book called Lincoln in the bar Dough. I
Speaker 4: was just talking about this the other day, and it's
Speaker 4: about Abraham Lincoln, technically about his son who passes away. Okay,
Speaker 4: and uh, I'm Abraham Lincoln going to the cemetery. It's
Speaker 4: a it's you know, not what do they call historical fiction.
Speaker 4: It's about Abraham Lincoln going to visit his son's grave
Speaker 4: in the cemetery, but his son's ghost being in the cemetery.
Speaker 4: It's called Lincoln in the Bard and freaking Tom Hanks
Speaker 4: is going to play Abraham Lincoln in the movie.
Speaker 5: No Way, Yeah, and he will knock it out of
Speaker 5: the park.
Speaker 3: He will kill it as great, as Hanks says, though
Speaker 3: that's really hard to even within ten years follow.
Speaker 2: Daniel Lewis right right, right?
Speaker 3: That was so good, Like, you know, it's like you
Speaker 3: almost have to wait like almost a full generation to
Speaker 3: get away from that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, man, this is what they will be able to
Speaker 4: do because obviously the kid is a ghost, right, and
Speaker 4: there are other ghosts in the cemetery, and that's that's
Speaker 4: the story of him learning about how much his dad
Speaker 4: loved him because his dad, you know, the son was
Speaker 4: eleven years old. Themes of love and empathy and human
Speaker 4: capacity and stuff. But I wonder how they'll do the
Speaker 4: I hope they don't just make them people walking around.
Speaker 4: I hope they kind of take some ghost stuff, you
Speaker 4: know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Well, did you did you see this part?
Speaker 3: It is a hybrid live action stop motion animation film.
Speaker 4: That's what I mean.
Speaker 2: That's so okay.
Speaker 3: So it is essentially going to be a nightmare before
Speaker 3: Christmas Coraline with the kid from Big as Lincoln.
Speaker 4: There's a ghost in my boot yep. So that's really cool.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 4: Man, what a great story. That was just breaks your
Speaker 4: heart but very very good. You know, old Abe didn't
Speaker 4: have the best life. That's a hard life, man, especially
Speaker 4: the end. Yeah, and his wife he had to go
Speaker 4: to a play. Yeah, well played.
Speaker 2: He was like, thank you, Wow, brilliant is going nowhere?
Speaker 2: This is awful.
Speaker 4: It's just like, can you ask me to do it?
Speaker 2: Put me out?
Speaker 4: Isn't too soon? I mean it's been two hundred years.
Speaker 2: I do believe it's too soon.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, man, I'm excited about that.
Speaker 3: Adam Schefter confirmed that Fernando Mendoza will not throw with
Speaker 3: the NFL Combine sauce.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 7: I think Ty Simpson will the Alabama quarterback, but uh yeah,
Speaker 7: that's uh, probably he smart. When you're gonna be the
Speaker 7: number one overall pick, Lieber made the joke off there
Speaker 7: yesterday that he probably has already bought a home in
Speaker 7: the seven oh two. Uh, he will be the number
Speaker 7: one overall pick. There's no point in him throwing.
Speaker 6: Nobody cares. Don't you understand that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right about that. I need that access to
Speaker 2: that button. I love that right.
Speaker 3: No, but you're right again. I've seen that movie dozens
Speaker 3: of times. Why did I not think about that button
Speaker 3: in the past. It's just too good. Nobody cares. Don't
Speaker 3: you understand that? Oh that's the correct response.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna find one of your Corey Coke pages and
Speaker 4: put them on.
Speaker 2: God, that's good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, even like his I don't know the like his cadences,
Speaker 3: like the his voices.
Speaker 6: Nobody canbody cares. Don't you understand that? And to understand?
Speaker 2: Oh man, I love that voice.
Speaker 4: It means what he's saying.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, nobody cares.
Speaker 6: Nobody cares.
Speaker 2: They trashed our house.
Speaker 4: Big deal, here's one.
Speaker 6: We're nothing.
Speaker 2: Oh buddy, it's not okay.
Speaker 4: That's okay.
Speaker 6: I'm a nerd.
Speaker 4: I know me too.
Speaker 2: My turn a year term. It's your term. Yeah right,
Speaker 2: what really matters? Is this?
Speaker 4: All right? Cool? I'll give you one. I got a
Speaker 4: riled up hm hmm. No, that's so fine. I'll go
Speaker 4: and stay with me. That ain't good, Okay, I got this.
Speaker 4: It's been four years since the Russians invaded the Ukraine.
Speaker 4: Can you believe that?
Speaker 2: That's wild? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Four years?
Speaker 2: Time is a bitch. Yes, it is a.
Speaker 4: War of attrition now, which I never would have guessed. Uh,
Speaker 4: looks like it's a conflict that's seen unprecedented, unprecedented widespread
Speaker 4: use of technology like militarized drones, and around six million
Speaker 4: refugees fleeing four years.
Speaker 5: Huh yeah mm hmm, yere up and no end in
Speaker 5: so really and the problem obviously too is like you
Speaker 5: want it to end because that's there are people suffering.
Speaker 5: But then just from a standpoint of the fact, it's like,
Speaker 5: we're spending roughly what five percent of our defense budget
Speaker 5: to decimate one of our biggest adversaries.
Speaker 2: It's a pretty.
Speaker 5: Financially and think of the stuff that's being tested over
Speaker 5: there and the people we have involved. And I mean
Speaker 5: you're looking at you're getting a peak at one of
Speaker 5: your biggest adversaries capacity.
Speaker 2: It's wild.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's watching a preseason game.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know which is right around the corner. Hawk.
Speaker 5: How excited are you for preseason football? We can't wait.
Speaker 5: My prosthetic. By the way, it sounds like.
Speaker 4: A fun it does sound like I thought you farted.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: The son of Philip Rivers, whose first name is also
Speaker 3: a Philip, but he goes by his middle name, Gunner Rivers, Yes,
Speaker 3: has committed to North Carolina.
Speaker 2: State at the same college as his dad.
Speaker 6: Nobody cares. Don't you understand that?
Speaker 3: I wasn't sure if people cared or not. That's yeah,
Speaker 3: he's a four star quarterback. What better place to row
Speaker 3: the boat? Than Rivers. Let's go, why couldn't we get
Speaker 3: Gunner River Row the boat on the rivers? But he's state, Yeah,
Speaker 3: Gunner was Gunner Nelson from one of those screaming long
Speaker 3: Hair bands that I really did.
Speaker 2: He loved this stream in Long Hairs? Is that their
Speaker 2: best song?
Speaker 4: I think so? I think so. Sorry, Craig had Bob
Speaker 4: just jumped.
Speaker 2: Out, how many times have you seen Nelson?
Speaker 4: A lot? About five times? I got the all right,
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna say it. I got the crabs. I
Speaker 4: believe at a Nelson concert. I believe that that's where
Speaker 4: I got it. Well, technically after.
Speaker 5: It was that, yeah, so it wasn't during the encore?
Speaker 4: Was that lady?
Speaker 2: How do I ask this? Go ahead?
Speaker 4: All consolarsie?
Speaker 2: That were your boughts at the time? When whoa is that? That? Lady?
Speaker 4: No, thank you, all consolarsie. I looked down and I
Speaker 4: went big deal, just kept right all moving.
Speaker 3: You didn't care, sauce what Nelson concert would you rather
Speaker 3: see then Nelson Brothers or that Nelson do a cappella?
Speaker 2: That one not?
Speaker 6: Come on?
Speaker 2: No? What if he just did R and B hits.
Speaker 3: From the nineties. But he's saying it with that voice.
Speaker 3: That'd be great. What was that thing we were all
Speaker 3: tagged in? I think Zachly you were tagged in at
Speaker 3: that concert that's coming back? Is it rat?
Speaker 2: We were you you?
Speaker 4: That's great?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I think they're making a comeback or something.
Speaker 4: I don't believe.
Speaker 2: No, you responded, I don't know. We're talking about.
Speaker 3: Does the gal that does the gal that do Bart
Speaker 3: that does Bart's voice also do now since oh no kidding,
Speaker 3: she does like ten. I just was was not sure
Speaker 3: if they were the same person. Who knows, Hey, there's
Speaker 3: Martie Gilling there.
Speaker 2: But what really matters, though, is this.
Speaker 4: If a great white shark swimming into a pond sounds
Speaker 4: like something out of a movie, that's because it is. Yeah,
Speaker 4: remember the infamous scene in Jaws. Well, the shark swims
Speaker 4: into a pond just where people thought they'd be safe.
Speaker 3: I've never understood that, Like when you know, when when
Speaker 3: you grow up in Minnesota and you hear the word pond,
Speaker 3: you think like a super tiny little lake right enclosed,
Speaker 3: like surrounded by land.
Speaker 2: So when they're screaming like there's a shark in the pond,
Speaker 2: a shark.
Speaker 3: And then Brody's wife goes, well, Michael's in the pond,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, that just looks like it's the ocean.
Speaker 3: What am I missing here? I've never understood what makes
Speaker 3: that a quote pond? Never bothered to look it up
Speaker 3: and go, what am I missing? But yeah, I guess
Speaker 3: that's a I don't get it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well it happened in real life, apparently in two
Speaker 4: thousand and four. Greg Scommel, who's a some kind of
Speaker 4: shark expert, what is it?
Speaker 2: Some kind of bull shark, tager shark?
Speaker 4: He said, I certainly wasn't expecting to get a phone
Speaker 4: call telling me that a huge female great white shark
Speaker 4: had wandered into a small saltwater pond off Naushon Island
Speaker 4: close to Woods Hole, Massachusetts. Hey, Marns. They named her Gretel,
Speaker 4: and they used it as a great opportunity to gather
Speaker 4: more scientific information about the species and the origin. He
Speaker 4: used a sling spear to attach a satellite tag so
Speaker 4: he could follow her movements when she returned to ocean water,
Speaker 4: the first Atlantic white shark to be satellite tagged in
Speaker 4: history because she went into a pond. Damn, wow, pretty
Speaker 4: cool right?
Speaker 2: Oh wait I just looked it up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, pond is an area of water smaller than a lake,
Speaker 3: often artificially made. So I wonder if that's wretch in
Speaker 3: the movie Jaws. Theoretically, I wonder if that stretch was like,
Speaker 3: we're for boats out right.
Speaker 2: I wonder that's the.
Speaker 3: Reason why it's a pond, because otherwise I don't understand
Speaker 3: about picturing.
Speaker 4: You guys have been to Grammar Ray, Yes, yeah, you
Speaker 4: know that that part where the where the boats come in.
Speaker 4: There's like a lighthouse right there and it's kind of
Speaker 4: surrounded by I wonder if that's kind of would be
Speaker 4: considered like a pond, but it's more like yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: I guess we.
Speaker 2: Just don't know aquatic terms.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're right, I know aquatic turns.
Speaker 7: H By the way, that concert was WASP is coming back?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, where they playing my Dinah ballroom? They're probably
Speaker 3: playing there.
Speaker 4: They're playing here.
Speaker 2: They're not playing there. They're too big.
Speaker 4: You know, I'm a wild child, Come and love me.
Speaker 4: I want you.
Speaker 2: What does WASP stand for?
Speaker 4: We are sexual perverts or we are Satan's people? Either one.
Speaker 4: I'm not sure. I didn't know for.
Speaker 2: Sure, Little column, a little columnbie.
Speaker 4: But I remember in my junior year in uh Junior
Speaker 4: Deals nineteen sixty nine. Gto nice listening to Wasp on
Speaker 4: the way to a football game on a Saturday morning.
Speaker 3: If that ain't a fictional Indiana characterized Junior Deals.
Speaker 4: Let me tell you right down, man, it's a three
Speaker 4: speed on the floor. And he could do wheelies with
Speaker 4: the sum bitch because he put four I think they're
Speaker 4: called four or eight gears. There were drag racing gears,
Speaker 4: and that some bitch could do wheelies. And I kid
Speaker 4: you not. I can't believe we lived.
Speaker 2: When you listen to Wasp, what a memory? That is good?
Speaker 4: Don't talk to me on Consolar say we have a WASP.
Speaker 3: Was terrible sauce. Outside of the two that he just suggested.
Speaker 3: What could WASP stand for?
Speaker 2: Wasp? Wayne and Steve Parker?
Speaker 4: Why why would you at least say Steve Perry, he's
Speaker 4: right there, right.
Speaker 2: Steve Perry.
Speaker 3: Why wouldn't he be if it had nothing to do
Speaker 3: with the actual band, If it was just like this
Speaker 3: is like Kenny, Wayne Shepherd and Steve Perry.
Speaker 4: He is these people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's the first Wayne I can think of?
Speaker 4: You got a great.
Speaker 3: And Steve Perry formed a band called Wasp it's just
Speaker 3: Wayne and Steve Perry. But you did Wayne and Steve Parker.
Speaker 3: I don't know who that is, Peter about Avatar, A
Speaker 3: brother probably man. Yeah, well like I know, Okay. Anyway,
Speaker 3: Mary's here, Marty's here. I'm worried about it, and I
Speaker 3: got to hit the wrong a little early. I gotta
Speaker 3: get to work. I love you all and I will
Speaker 3: see you next Friday. Skull Vikings Scull.
Speaker 2: You say you and are elect.
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