WEBVTT - Money For Nothing 0:00:00.520 --> 0:00:07.040 The News Junkie starts now. It is Friday, August seventh, 0:00:07.280 --> 0:00:11.280 twenty twenty six. Wats to get to today from the 0:00:11.400 --> 0:00:15.720 FCC won't like this to Coca Cola is under fire 0:00:15.840 --> 0:00:19.159 for a wild viral video, and a man tries to 0:00:19.160 --> 0:00:25.239 blame his tesla for speeding. Plus your calls, dispatches, emails, text, 0:00:25.400 --> 0:00:30.560 Sam more Sea Lane is here. Shosh is with us, 0:00:30.560 --> 0:00:33.720 Oh boy, and so are you. You can join us today, 0:00:33.760 --> 0:00:36.240 he said a dispatch on thenewsjunkie dot com or in 0:00:36.320 --> 0:00:39.640 the app right now. You can also watch the show 0:00:40.040 --> 0:00:44.000 on YouTube man Twitch dot tv, Slash the News Jokie. 0:00:44.320 --> 0:00:47.160 Your message is rolling right in the studio in real time. 0:00:47.560 --> 0:00:53.880 And this never ever ever happens. Friends, What's going on? 0:00:54.440 --> 0:00:56.560 I can't believe it. I have to tell you this 0:00:56.640 --> 0:01:00.840 is breaking news incoming right here. Has been handed to 0:01:00.880 --> 0:01:04.080 me hot off the presses. We have a last minute message. 0:01:05.040 --> 0:01:08.240 It appears to be from the grim Reaper on top 0:01:08.280 --> 0:01:11.080 of that hospital. Let's see what he said. 0:01:11.360 --> 0:01:14.080 Wait, Friday, we did it. 0:01:14.160 --> 0:01:23.680 Everybody. We at LA through Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and 0:01:23.800 --> 0:01:27.679 Friday has arrived. Patch yourself on the back. He already 0:01:27.680 --> 0:01:30.440 didn't believe it. Hed a gun. You guys every day 0:01:30.840 --> 0:01:34.600 feeling good. He needs a self soothe a little bit that. Josh, 0:01:34.640 --> 0:01:37.319 you know a good job. You did a good job today. 0:01:37.800 --> 0:01:39.840 You did too. Look at you making it through the week. 0:01:39.880 --> 0:01:41.720 They said you couldn't do it, but you did it. 0:01:41.800 --> 0:01:44.920 We got a lot on deck today. How is everybody 0:01:45.000 --> 0:01:52.760 doing on a Friday? I survived taking out the recycling. 0:01:54.080 --> 0:01:58.080 That a win. Can we reset the clock or whatever? 0:01:58.320 --> 0:01:58.600 That one? 0:01:59.000 --> 0:02:03.960 It has been one week, uh one one accident free 0:02:04.000 --> 0:02:04.760 recycle week. 0:02:05.160 --> 0:02:08.680 Yes, yeah, indeed. Also we're trying out something new today. 0:02:08.720 --> 0:02:12.280 It's the greatest feature in the history of streaming. Oh, 0:02:12.800 --> 0:02:20.360 the Great Coderino has brought to you. It's unbelievable feature. Uh, 0:02:20.800 --> 0:02:24.200 it's so nobody's ever thought of somebody this. When you 0:02:24.480 --> 0:02:29.000 if you are somebody who gifts subs subscriptions, premium subscriptions 0:02:29.000 --> 0:02:30.840 to the News Junkie so you can support the show. 0:02:31.520 --> 0:02:33.320 It's always asked you if you have a message, and 0:02:33.360 --> 0:02:35.200 I was like, people put these messages in there and 0:02:35.240 --> 0:02:37.120 I feel so bad. It's like a message that goes 0:02:37.120 --> 0:02:42.560 to nowhere. So I Jill today got to codin The 0:02:42.639 --> 0:02:46.920 Great Coderino Presents. Now, if you put a message with 0:02:47.000 --> 0:02:50.120 your gifted subscription. If you're watching over on YouTube dot 0:02:50.160 --> 0:02:53.040 com slash the news junkie, you will see a small 0:02:53.200 --> 0:02:56.760 biplane driven by or flown by the fickle beasts. How 0:02:56.800 --> 0:02:59.519 do you know the sexuality of the plane. And it's 0:02:59.520 --> 0:03:03.160 a two winged or one wing I don't even know. 0:03:03.160 --> 0:03:06.320 It's a small plane which will fly by dragging a 0:03:06.360 --> 0:03:11.240 banner with your message across the screen. It's the greatest 0:03:11.240 --> 0:03:13.440 thing in the history of streaming. All right, everybody else 0:03:13.520 --> 0:03:16.440 might as well bow out of this streaming game. Nobody 0:03:16.639 --> 0:03:19.600 has ever had a system for putting a message on 0:03:19.639 --> 0:03:22.720 a stream before I know, I show speed can suck it. 0:03:22.800 --> 0:03:25.640 You got nothing on this. All the top streamers you 0:03:25.800 --> 0:03:28.960 wish you had this. A little plane will drag a 0:03:29.000 --> 0:03:33.240 banner with your gifted message across the screen. It's just unbelievable. 0:03:33.280 --> 0:03:36.920 So to the person, the brilliant individual who coded that, 0:03:37.040 --> 0:03:41.560 and yep, congratulations for the great coat Areno, Oh that's me, Yes, 0:03:41.840 --> 0:03:45.520 this is me patting myself on the back. Well, all 0:03:45.520 --> 0:03:49.640 started out quite masturbatory. Oh the whole thing's going this way. 0:03:49.960 --> 0:03:54.400 Just yeah, so just the whole show going in that direction. 0:03:54.880 --> 0:03:56.360 Let's put our ears to the ground our fingers of 0:03:56.360 --> 0:03:58.200 the pulse to see what's happened to this great, big, 0:03:58.240 --> 0:04:01.320 wide world of ours. And we go to a traffic 0:04:01.480 --> 0:04:06.280 guy on the local news. This still exists. It's kind 0:04:06.280 --> 0:04:08.640 of weird. It seems like one of those things that 0:04:08.720 --> 0:04:12.520 like technology really replaces anybody telling you about the traffic 0:04:12.560 --> 0:04:16.279 on your radio or on your television screen. I mean, like, 0:04:16.440 --> 0:04:19.080 I can just look at my dash and the road 0:04:19.200 --> 0:04:21.360 is red ahead. I don't need I don't. 0:04:21.279 --> 0:04:25.279 Need you to be like, sure, you're right, but I 0:04:25.320 --> 0:04:27.440 mean it's I think it's good. And I think some 0:04:27.520 --> 0:04:30.520 of the oldos still like to get that from the 0:04:30.920 --> 0:04:34.799 news instead of an app. Why is the road red? 0:04:35.080 --> 0:04:40.880 You know, I don't think they get it. For TV stations, 0:04:41.040 --> 0:04:45.480 It's never been easier to have content like this because 0:04:45.600 --> 0:04:49.760 at least in Florida, all the traffic cameras are free online. 0:04:49.880 --> 0:04:51.440 You can just pull them up and air hm whenever 0:04:51.440 --> 0:04:54.159 you want. That's true. Yeah, you're right about that. Okay, 0:04:54.839 --> 0:04:57.360 let's go to this guy. He's from Channel nine, it's 0:04:57.400 --> 0:05:01.320 an ABC affiliate. And as he he's telling everybody about 0:05:01.320 --> 0:05:06.160 some traffic tie ups on I seventy one, something happens 0:05:06.240 --> 0:05:07.960 and he makes a bit of a mistake here he. 0:05:07.960 --> 0:05:11.800 Goes slowing down both sides around this cars while it's 0:05:11.839 --> 0:05:12.520 that on ramp. 0:05:12.680 --> 0:05:17.200 Oh oh, I'm so sorry. This literally just watched the crash. 0:05:17.440 --> 0:05:21.920 In real time, and I almost said something inappropriate. 0:05:22.080 --> 0:05:26.960 Yeah, I mean he got so close to it that 0:05:27.040 --> 0:05:29.480 I had to just censor it. Anyways, if you spelled 0:05:29.480 --> 0:05:32.839 it, it would have been s hi ii ii ii ii ii, 0:05:32.920 --> 0:05:36.840 you know. And it was that dad far along, Dad 0:05:36.960 --> 0:05:42.040 far along thing she would have to and and it 0:05:42.120 --> 0:05:44.640 was right like, as he's pointing on the big screen 0:05:44.680 --> 0:05:47.560 behind him, there's an accident and it just scares the 0:05:47.600 --> 0:05:48.880 hell out, slowing. 0:05:48.520 --> 0:05:52.200 Down both sides around this cars while it's that on ramp. 0:05:52.320 --> 0:05:57.360 Oh oh, I'm so sorry. This just watched the crash, yeah, 0:05:57.400 --> 0:06:01.560 real time, and I home said something inappropriate. 0:06:01.760 --> 0:06:03.919 Oh you know what. You're okay, buddy, but the FCC 0:06:04.040 --> 0:06:06.599 would like to see you right now. You are probably 0:06:06.600 --> 0:06:13.160 gonna be hauled off to the prison FCC. Whatever your 0:06:13.240 --> 0:06:16.480 name is, mister traffic guy on the TV, Bye bye 0:06:16.560 --> 0:06:16.960 for now. 0:06:17.480 --> 0:06:17.560 No. 0:06:17.640 --> 0:06:20.400 I think he survived. I think he's doing okay. Everything 0:06:20.440 --> 0:06:22.039 is going well in his world. I did have a 0:06:22.080 --> 0:06:24.520 runner up, but I didn't like I was so scared 0:06:24.560 --> 0:06:27.680 of playing this because I thought there's like this really 0:06:27.880 --> 0:06:31.240 tiny pocket chance that it was fake, because it's just 0:06:31.279 --> 0:06:34.039 so impressive that I can't bring myself to believe it. 0:06:34.040 --> 0:06:36.000 But it made me feel good. It made me like 0:06:36.320 --> 0:06:39.839 have a good time and smile on a Friday. So 0:06:39.920 --> 0:06:41.360 I want to bring it to you and Seilane, you 0:06:41.400 --> 0:06:43.160 tell me if you think this is real. Look at 0:06:43.160 --> 0:06:48.200 this kid, Jackson, better get moved. That is a small child. Okay, 0:06:48.240 --> 0:06:52.520 this kid is allegedly six years old and he's at 0:06:52.520 --> 0:06:55.960 a local talent show. This six year old has an 0:06:56.000 --> 0:06:58.920 electric guitar. I like his choice of song. This six 0:06:58.960 --> 0:07:02.400 year old is cool, he is, But is this real? 0:07:02.960 --> 0:07:06.880 He has a full size electric guitar. It's like heavy 0:07:07.000 --> 0:07:09.840 is him? You know, Like the neck on the guitar 0:07:10.040 --> 0:07:12.280 is like the full extent of where he can go 0:07:12.320 --> 0:07:16.360 and reach for stuff and they go. Our next person 0:07:16.440 --> 0:07:19.600 up for the talent show is a little boy just 0:07:19.600 --> 0:07:22.400 turned six years old and he's here to play a 0:07:22.520 --> 0:07:34.480 song you might find familiar. Any chance that's real, I 0:07:34.520 --> 0:07:39.360 can't play that just for the record window, so shut 0:07:39.400 --> 0:07:44.880 your mouth. He's definitely playing to a track, but he's 0:07:45.240 --> 0:07:48.680 he's rocking out money for nothing. Man, that's realesome. You 0:07:48.680 --> 0:07:51.840 think he says the one word in the song, he 0:07:51.960 --> 0:07:55.080 drops the half word for getting he's hearing in the makeup. 0:07:56.320 --> 0:07:59.920 If he drops that, he's just uh yeah, I don't know, 0:08:00.280 --> 0:08:01.920 very very impressive, not that part. 0:08:02.000 --> 0:08:02.280 Not that. 0:08:02.320 --> 0:08:07.280 But for those of you who don't play guitar, it's 0:08:07.400 --> 0:08:13.240 it's not the easiest song to play. Oh, I think 0:08:13.280 --> 0:08:16.760 he's screwing up. Yeah, I think he screwed up slightly. 0:08:20.440 --> 0:08:22.800 The craziest thing in the world is I remember with 0:08:22.840 --> 0:08:26.720 my coked up guitar teacher r I P and piece. 0:08:27.320 --> 0:08:28.960 I remember, do you know that? 0:08:29.480 --> 0:08:29.680 Yeah? 0:08:29.760 --> 0:08:32.440 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think, like years and years and 0:08:32.480 --> 0:08:34.600 years ago, that guy wasn't long for this world. Man, 0:08:35.400 --> 0:08:39.079 that guy not account of the cocaine. Oh my god, 0:08:39.360 --> 0:08:41.680 like that. He was one of those guys. I gotta 0:08:41.720 --> 0:08:43.679 get in all these lessons. I gotta I gotta get 0:08:43.720 --> 0:08:47.160 this knowledge beamed into me while I still have the chance, 0:08:47.240 --> 0:08:50.440 because this guy is circling the drain. You know, you 0:08:50.480 --> 0:08:52.880 ever seen when you were in the mood to party 0:08:52.880 --> 0:08:55.160 in Taiwan on and you go, all right, let's party 0:08:55.240 --> 0:08:58.400 a little bit, and then they they they rock out 0:08:58.400 --> 0:09:00.079 one about the size of this pen, you know what 0:09:00.120 --> 0:09:03.439 I mean, Like just so fun you go, whoa buddy 0:09:03.440 --> 0:09:08.320 and if and a holy cow, like that's my guitar 0:09:08.360 --> 0:09:11.000 teacher was like that. And I remember the first couple 0:09:11.040 --> 0:09:12.719 of lessons I had when I was well, I was 0:09:13.000 --> 0:09:15.440 older than this kid. I was about twelve or thirteen 0:09:15.880 --> 0:09:17.800 when I first started learning how to play the guitar. 0:09:18.440 --> 0:09:22.679 Peaked around thirteen and a half, and at first it 0:09:22.720 --> 0:09:24.840 was and Seiland will maybe make fun of me or 0:09:24.880 --> 0:09:27.680 maybe agree. At first, when I was learning, it hurt 0:09:27.760 --> 0:09:31.199 my fingers to actually even like push down the strings 0:09:31.200 --> 0:09:31.800 and make up. 0:09:31.880 --> 0:09:34.720 It's very common if you don't, if you're not calloused up. 0:09:35.720 --> 0:09:39.120 In fact, if I were to try and go and 0:09:39.160 --> 0:09:41.439 play a gig at a bar, I would probably my 0:09:41.480 --> 0:09:43.719 fingers would probably be hurting by the end of it, 0:09:43.800 --> 0:09:46.840 just because it's been so long since I've played, like 0:09:46.880 --> 0:09:50.600 a long time like that. But they get like hardened, right, Yeah, 0:09:50.640 --> 0:09:52.920 you need to get palused up so you don't feel 0:09:52.960 --> 0:09:56.000 it anymore. But when I was learning, my dad had 0:09:56.000 --> 0:09:58.800 a twelve string guitar and that was easier on my 0:09:58.880 --> 0:10:02.320 fingers because there's you know, it's kind of like the 0:10:02.360 --> 0:10:04.200 reason you can lay on a bed of nails and 0:10:04.240 --> 0:10:07.480 not have all of them poke you or like go 0:10:07.520 --> 0:10:11.319 through your skin. Whatever science is, the distribution of pressure 0:10:11.480 --> 0:10:16.160 is more. Somebody Patty Whack and sat on TJ. Chad says, 0:10:16.400 --> 0:10:18.480 question is could sean play better than a six year old? 0:10:18.600 --> 0:10:23.800 Not this one, my man, like, that's pretty cool. Probably 0:10:23.840 --> 0:10:27.200 a line of six year old girls just waiting for 0:10:27.280 --> 0:10:30.280 the rock star to come off the stage. Give your kid, 0:10:30.440 --> 0:10:32.760 I say this, I say this to you. It's the 0:10:32.800 --> 0:10:36.440 only advice I'm going to give you. All right. Three things. One, 0:10:37.520 --> 0:10:39.480 do the best you can to raise your kid to 0:10:39.520 --> 0:10:42.599 be a good person. Number two, teach your kid to 0:10:42.600 --> 0:10:45.560 play an instrument, and a cool one. Not the bass guitar. 0:10:45.840 --> 0:10:49.320 Never the bass guitar. Nothing against bass guitar players, but 0:10:49.320 --> 0:10:52.640 it's always like the young guys playing the guitar. No, 0:10:52.920 --> 0:10:56.960 I'm playing the bass guitar, the electric guitar, or drums. 0:10:57.000 --> 0:11:01.120 Drums are very cool. Drummers are always very cool. Okay, 0:11:01.800 --> 0:11:05.720 girls like drummers and they like guitarists and singers. Okay, 0:11:05.840 --> 0:11:08.000 have your kid be a good person. Teach them how 0:11:08.000 --> 0:11:10.320 to play one instrument, and make them learn how to dance. 0:11:10.440 --> 0:11:13.000 Those are the three things. Those are the three things, 0:11:13.559 --> 0:11:16.760 and they'll never struggle. They'll be fine for their entire lives, 0:11:16.800 --> 0:11:21.080 just adorable little kids. Don't forget. We do have a 0:11:21.120 --> 0:11:23.960 contest underway, as we always do with rate my blank, 0:11:24.320 --> 0:11:26.360 and this week it's been rate my blank, rate my 0:11:26.800 --> 0:11:29.959 dad joke, and I'll be honest with you, some of 0:11:30.000 --> 0:11:35.400 them have not been great. They book but there's four 0:11:35.440 --> 0:11:38.800 bookmarked so far, and only out of pity. Here's an 0:11:38.840 --> 0:11:40.920 example of some of the submissions we're getting for rape 0:11:40.960 --> 0:11:43.320 my Dad joke this week. You can send yours in 0:11:43.440 --> 0:11:46.880 via text to speech or record your voice as a dispatch, 0:11:47.000 --> 0:11:49.679 or like this one. Here's keeler, what kind of bees 0:11:49.720 --> 0:11:56.320 make milk boobies? I think you got it right. I 0:11:56.320 --> 0:11:58.880 think you see the voice kind of made me laugh 0:11:58.920 --> 0:12:09.240 a little bit. Boobies, Casey, casey, milk booby booby. You 0:12:09.280 --> 0:12:12.120 know that scream is a goat, right, That's the best 0:12:12.160 --> 0:12:14.240 thing about it is that scream is a goat. There's 0:12:14.320 --> 0:12:17.320 so so many of these, and some of them are 0:12:17.480 --> 0:12:18.480 so terrible. 0:12:19.200 --> 0:12:19.280 Uh. 0:12:19.440 --> 0:12:20.320 Here's another, kay. 0:12:20.320 --> 0:12:24.360 Sean, I only know twenty five letters of the alphabet. 0:12:24.840 --> 0:12:25.559 I don't know. 0:12:28.600 --> 0:12:30.840 I don't know why. I think the why didn't come 0:12:30.880 --> 0:12:33.479 through it didn't sound like it. Another one. 0:12:33.920 --> 0:12:36.240 A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers 0:12:36.240 --> 0:12:37.920 and says five beers please. 0:12:40.000 --> 0:12:42.199 I get it. Okay, there you go. See these are 0:12:42.320 --> 0:12:46.800 your competitors, folks. It's crazy. It's this slim pickens out 0:12:46.800 --> 0:12:49.400 there for rate my blank rate my dad. Joke this week, 0:12:49.400 --> 0:12:51.880 couple of emails to kick us off. Here here is 0:12:52.320 --> 0:12:55.920 tea emailing the show. TM says, hey, you shouldn't be 0:12:55.960 --> 0:13:02.600 a greep. I don't know. I'm not firing Roman. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Hey, Sean, 0:13:05.320 --> 0:13:11.319 just hit me and you have to bookmark it. Going 0:13:11.360 --> 0:13:15.120 back to the bookmarking, hang on, you just forgot it. 0:13:15.120 --> 0:13:19.040 It made no sense. I thought his fingers had been 0:13:19.080 --> 0:13:22.960 blown off in the war or something. That's where you went, 0:13:23.080 --> 0:13:26.040 you Romans fingers blown off in the war, or like 0:13:26.080 --> 0:13:29.120 he's like in a spear battle with another Roman and 0:13:29.160 --> 0:13:32.480 he loses his fingers, And that's what I took away. Joke. 0:13:32.920 --> 0:13:35.240 A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers 0:13:35.240 --> 0:13:36.920 and says five beers please. 0:13:37.360 --> 0:13:41.719 Now I get it, I get it all right. You 0:13:41.800 --> 0:13:48.920 want to be God h Moses Win our attorney will 0:13:48.920 --> 0:13:50.280 be hanging out with this in a second I've got 0:13:50.320 --> 0:13:53.560 to pick a side that is an absolute banger for everybody. 0:13:53.600 --> 0:13:55.199 Wait till you hear this in just a moment. But 0:13:55.280 --> 0:13:57.839 let me get to this. Says Hey Sean. I've heard 0:13:57.920 --> 0:14:00.160 you say several times on the show you're again the 0:14:00.200 --> 0:14:02.840 death penalty, But then I've also heard you many times 0:14:02.880 --> 0:14:06.000 say somebody should die for their crime. The latest was 0:14:06.040 --> 0:14:08.800 the guy who sexually battered an eleven year old. You said, 0:14:08.840 --> 0:14:10.600 the only issue you have with the father is that 0:14:10.640 --> 0:14:13.720 he didn't kill him. Now, I'm for the death penalty 0:14:13.760 --> 0:14:15.920 for my own reasons, and I respect your opinion, but 0:14:16.000 --> 0:14:18.960 you can't have it both ways, says TM, thinking he 0:14:19.040 --> 0:14:24.160 has me pinned on hypocrisy on display lies. But little 0:14:24.160 --> 0:14:26.280 do you know, TM, this is a well thought out 0:14:26.280 --> 0:14:28.400 thing in my world. I've had this opinion for a 0:14:28.480 --> 0:14:31.240 very very very long time, and I am against the 0:14:31.400 --> 0:14:35.960 state taking away a life because if there's any instance 0:14:36.000 --> 0:14:39.400 out there where somebody is innocent and the state kills them, 0:14:39.440 --> 0:14:43.520 meaning the apparatus of government kills the person, that's one 0:14:43.600 --> 0:14:46.840 is too much like accidentally killing a person the state 0:14:47.040 --> 0:14:50.840 right one is too much. However, if somebody wants to 0:14:50.920 --> 0:14:53.920 kill somebody else in an act of revenge. I care 0:14:55.320 --> 0:14:57.520 not much at all to say. To say the least, 0:14:57.560 --> 0:15:03.080 I if if somebody sees their order abused by some 0:15:03.480 --> 0:15:05.760 grown ass man their eleven year old daughter, as was 0:15:05.760 --> 0:15:08.040 the case here, and they want to take them out 0:15:08.040 --> 0:15:11.200 of the back porch and handle it themselves, that's completely 0:15:11.240 --> 0:15:14.840 different the vigilante justice response justice. These kind of things 0:15:15.040 --> 0:15:18.280 are different. You take them case by case. But yeah, 0:15:18.320 --> 0:15:20.600 I don't I don't think that hypocrisy. My problem is 0:15:20.640 --> 0:15:24.800 the state being involved in making the decision there when 0:15:24.800 --> 0:15:27.640 they could be making a mistake as opposed to the 0:15:27.640 --> 0:15:30.040 father in that case. But thank you, it's a good email. Nonetheless, 0:15:30.200 --> 0:15:33.800 tips at thenewsjunkie dot com and Charles emails and he says, 0:15:33.880 --> 0:15:36.240 obviously this is your own personal business. You don't have 0:15:36.280 --> 0:15:39.000 to answer if you don't want to. But I'm just curious, 0:15:39.000 --> 0:15:41.560 why don't you get a medical card? Then you can 0:15:41.600 --> 0:15:45.400 get whatever THHC product you want at the dispensary. I 0:15:45.440 --> 0:15:47.560 what a time to be alive, man. I saw a 0:15:47.600 --> 0:15:50.359 story yesterday and it was like I was like, imagine 0:15:50.560 --> 0:15:52.960 thirteen year old me with my guitar in my hand 0:15:53.720 --> 0:15:58.280 hearing this news story, and it was California opens its 0:15:58.360 --> 0:16:02.880 first self service check out at a weed dispensary. Oh yeah, 0:16:03.080 --> 0:16:06.280 And I was like, Wow, how the times have changed here? 0:16:06.360 --> 0:16:10.160 What what a time to be alive. But I don't 0:16:10.280 --> 0:16:12.520 like I don't mess around with that stuff very much, 0:16:12.560 --> 0:16:15.360 and I don't do a lot of I don't take 0:16:15.400 --> 0:16:18.320 a lot of mediciner pills. I take hocus pocus stuff basically, 0:16:19.280 --> 0:16:22.320 but I don't like to alter my body other than 0:16:22.360 --> 0:16:24.720 with alcohol, which I really really like to do. And 0:16:24.760 --> 0:16:27.000 that may make no sense to you, but the thhds 0:16:27.040 --> 0:16:29.880 that I take before going to bed just I'm drinking 0:16:30.200 --> 0:16:32.760 a drink just like a mocktail with TC and it 0:16:32.800 --> 0:16:35.400 helps me sleep. I don't want any more than that, 0:16:35.640 --> 0:16:37.920 So I haven't felt the need to go try to 0:16:37.920 --> 0:16:40.920 get like a you know, a license or whatever I 0:16:40.920 --> 0:16:42.040 think Josh has. 0:16:42.480 --> 0:16:46.160 I mean, they have a point to like, you know, 0:16:46.240 --> 0:16:49.280 if you find that they do actually take away the 0:16:49.320 --> 0:16:52.440 THHD drinks, it might be worth looking into. It doesn't 0:16:52.440 --> 0:16:54.920 mean you have to become a full on, raging pothead, 0:16:55.520 --> 0:16:59.960 but you could probably get something at the medicinal dispense, 0:17:00.840 --> 0:17:03.360 you know, like like droplets or something. You just you 0:17:03.400 --> 0:17:06.680 can have a club soda drip drip drip drip droplets. 0:17:06.680 --> 0:17:08.400 I can store so many of those too. 0:17:08.720 --> 0:17:13.199 Oh yeah, yeah, get some tinctures going, Moses, I've got 0:17:13.240 --> 0:17:14.919 a h I've got a joke coming in for you. 0:17:14.920 --> 0:17:18.960 Are you interested? Or I suppose he was shaking his head. 0:17:19.119 --> 0:17:21.200 The first thing he heard when he walked in today 0:17:21.760 --> 0:17:24.040 was dad jokes and not good ones. 0:17:24.240 --> 0:17:26.080 We have to pick one, but this is what we 0:17:26.119 --> 0:17:27.320 have saddled ourselves with. 0:17:27.440 --> 0:17:30.640 Here you have it a joke me, Moses, I'm sure, 0:17:31.119 --> 0:17:32.360 give me minute, I got plenty of. 0:17:33.080 --> 0:17:35.400 All right, here's the one for you. Here's youckers. Here's 0:17:35.400 --> 0:17:37.840 a joke from mom. Why did the bread save the 0:17:37.920 --> 0:17:40.560 chicken cutlet? Because it was in palm's way? 0:17:43.240 --> 0:17:46.920 Man, I love palm joke? Not bad? Does it win 0:17:46.960 --> 0:17:48.680 the bookmark from you? Or no? 0:17:49.640 --> 0:17:50.040 I don't know. 0:17:50.600 --> 0:17:53.720 Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry you heard it here. First 0:17:54.200 --> 0:17:57.919 emotion has been denied. When we come back, I have 0:17:58.119 --> 0:18:00.720 the one of the best pick asides we've in a while, 0:18:01.000 --> 0:18:04.480 and I want you guys to clear your brains and 0:18:04.560 --> 0:18:06.720 get ready for this. I'm gonna play it for you. 0:18:06.880 --> 0:18:09.320 We'll go on a bit of a journey and a 0:18:09.720 --> 0:18:12.199 pick a side is coming up next. On the news 0:18:12.280 --> 0:18:18.119 junkieh name when what is a while clip I have 0:18:18.280 --> 0:18:22.760 for you? Wait for it, embrace yourself a pick aside 0:18:23.040 --> 0:18:25.760 on the way, and I imagine you'll do just that. 0:18:26.000 --> 0:18:29.360 We demand that much of you. Welcome in, friends, Hope 0:18:29.359 --> 0:18:31.000 you're having a good time. Learn more about the show 0:18:31.000 --> 0:18:36.080 in the world's most viral newsroom over on thenewschunkie dot com. Okay, 0:18:36.720 --> 0:18:39.160 it's been a while since we've had a really top 0:18:39.240 --> 0:18:41.920 notch pick a side, I think, but I've got one 0:18:41.960 --> 0:18:45.119 on my hands here, so I hope everybody's ready and 0:18:45.160 --> 0:18:49.600 on board to get your brains prepared. The only rules 0:18:49.640 --> 0:18:53.359 to a pick a side, Seeleane. As you know, Josh Moses, 0:18:53.520 --> 0:18:55.960 as you all know, is there's no fence sitting. We 0:18:56.040 --> 0:18:58.080 must pick a side. Who is right, who is wrong, 0:18:58.119 --> 0:19:02.440 and all of that good stuff. No fence sitting aloud, 0:19:02.760 --> 0:19:14.000 So let's pick a side. It's such a great clip. 0:19:14.080 --> 0:19:20.880 This is uh, something happened in Parker, Colorado. I believe Parker, Colorado, 0:19:21.400 --> 0:19:24.119 and a police officer has pulled over a man for 0:19:24.440 --> 0:19:28.160 excessive speeding. This man is pulled over in his tesla. 0:19:28.640 --> 0:19:31.440 Let's go to the scene and see what happened. You 0:19:31.520 --> 0:19:33.800 got to pick a side. Who's in the right the 0:19:33.880 --> 0:19:37.880 person in this car or the police officer pulling him over? 0:19:37.920 --> 0:19:41.760 Here we go Hi, yes, sir, A little fast I 0:19:42.560 --> 0:19:43.959 was I wasn't driving. 0:19:44.040 --> 0:19:45.560 That's assess driving or the pilots. 0:19:45.960 --> 0:19:47.840 You're in charge, though, so I need to see your 0:19:47.880 --> 0:19:48.600 driver's license. 0:19:48.640 --> 0:19:51.240 I ain't tested, but I wasn't driving, so it doesn't matter. 0:19:52.280 --> 0:19:54.800 You're in the driver's seat. You can you can say, 0:19:54.800 --> 0:19:56.160 you can blame the car all you. 0:19:56.080 --> 0:19:59.480 Want, but but how can we potm said, I wasn't you. 0:19:59.440 --> 0:20:02.200 Have a driver's The car doesn't have a driver's license. 0:20:02.240 --> 0:20:03.639 I need to see your driver's license. 0:20:05.400 --> 0:20:08.040 Well, I can't get anything like us because this is 0:20:08.080 --> 0:20:10.119 what wasn't me, s sir, I need to see your 0:20:10.160 --> 0:20:13.320 drivers Yes, I can give you no not. 0:20:13.400 --> 0:20:15.040 First of all, the first thing I need to see 0:20:15.080 --> 0:20:17.080 is your driver's license. That's the number one thing. 0:20:19.920 --> 0:20:22.040 Finally, he's getting out his driver's license. You can see 0:20:22.040 --> 0:20:25.439 where this is going. This guy says, how can I 0:20:25.600 --> 0:20:29.080 be getting a ticket right now? I'm not even driving 0:20:29.200 --> 0:20:32.159 this car. If you want to give somebody a ticket, 0:20:32.200 --> 0:20:35.800 you give the Tesla a ticket. I'm not the one driving. 0:20:35.920 --> 0:20:39.199 Bold move, cod Yes, it is a bold move. Seaway. 0:20:39.680 --> 0:20:41.960 It is a bold move, but he's going to try 0:20:42.000 --> 0:20:45.040 it out. Here. He is saying that I'm not driving 0:20:45.080 --> 0:20:48.480 the car. The Tesla was in autopilot at that moment. 0:20:49.000 --> 0:20:52.000 I'm almost angry at you for pulling me over. We'll 0:20:52.000 --> 0:20:54.480 get to Moe's legal thoughts on whether this would hold 0:20:54.520 --> 0:20:59.880 up in just a moment's getting out his license here. 0:21:01.760 --> 0:21:03.960 It wasn't it wasn't my fault, he. 0:21:05.480 --> 0:21:10.560 Issues, all right, sir, I did right your ticket for 0:21:10.600 --> 0:21:13.600 speeding sixty four and a forty five. Sure how this 0:21:13.640 --> 0:21:15.919 whole thing works, but it's not the first person I stopped. 0:21:15.920 --> 0:21:17.000 It's been an autopilot. 0:21:17.240 --> 0:21:19.639 I don't know why they decided to speed. There's no 0:21:19.680 --> 0:21:22.639 way to speed limit here is sixty five or whatever 0:21:22.680 --> 0:21:23.320 I thought it was. 0:21:23.400 --> 0:21:27.760 It's almost four, So, like, is this happened? You're telling 0:21:27.800 --> 0:21:29.240 me that this is not a first pan that you 0:21:29.320 --> 0:21:30.560 go over with the Tesla? 0:21:30.720 --> 0:21:33.560 Yes, So how do you figure out how I figure out? 0:21:33.600 --> 0:21:35.080 What aren't you figured out in the court? 0:21:35.119 --> 0:21:36.640 And when you talk to the gests or when I'm 0:21:36.640 --> 0:21:39.719 talking to the jets, I'm going to figure out I 0:21:39.760 --> 0:21:40.359 wasn't driving. 0:21:40.480 --> 0:21:42.760 It doesn't matter your So he's saying, now, when I 0:21:42.840 --> 0:21:44.840 talked to the judge. What am I supposed to do? 0:21:44.880 --> 0:21:48.600 Because I wasn't driving this car, I cannot get a ticket. 0:21:48.680 --> 0:21:51.680 I wasn't speeding, I wasn't making the decisions. No, no, 0:21:51.680 --> 0:21:56.159 no in charge here. I was just sitting here. I 0:21:56.240 --> 0:21:58.639 might as well have been a passenger in this vehicle. 0:21:58.640 --> 0:22:00.680 I might as well be in the passenger set in 0:22:00.760 --> 0:22:01.400 charge of the car. 0:22:02.760 --> 0:22:04.600 No, sir, I was here. 0:22:04.760 --> 0:22:09.080 You're missing the point. You are driving, whether you and 0:22:09.200 --> 0:22:10.680 I was sitting, whether you turn. 0:22:10.720 --> 0:22:12.919 It's simmering right now. Just so you know, he's going 0:22:13.000 --> 0:22:14.320 to explode at the end of it. 0:22:14.600 --> 0:22:18.520 The car doesn't matter. You're still driving. You can say 0:22:18.560 --> 0:22:19.359 the car is driving. 0:22:19.640 --> 0:22:21.399 Is all you want. The judge is not going to 0:22:21.440 --> 0:22:23.720 play that game you were driving if. 0:22:23.560 --> 0:22:25.360 You chase the trust the car. I need to see 0:22:25.400 --> 0:22:26.040 your supervisor. 0:22:27.080 --> 0:22:30.119 This is your ticket, supern The bottom is a complaint number. 0:22:30.680 --> 0:22:32.840 If you want to talk to I just want to speak, wisdess. 0:22:32.920 --> 0:22:33.560 This is your copy. 0:22:33.600 --> 0:22:36.160 Do you want your drivers to spend so you can't 0:22:36.200 --> 0:22:36.639 a question me? 0:22:36.880 --> 0:22:37.040 Sir? 0:22:37.200 --> 0:22:38.240 Do you want your drivers? 0:22:38.280 --> 0:22:39.840 I want to go my drivers, but I need to 0:22:39.840 --> 0:22:41.199 speak before you resident. 0:22:41.720 --> 0:22:45.359 You can, like I said, you give a called schooze 0:22:45.440 --> 0:22:45.720 right now. 0:22:45.760 --> 0:22:48.000 You want me to call him here? Yes, well, I'll 0:22:48.040 --> 0:22:48.600 tell him that. 0:22:48.560 --> 0:22:51.560 You want him here. It's kind of amazing to me 0:22:51.720 --> 0:22:55.520 that this guy thinks if the supervisor arrives, he will 0:22:55.560 --> 0:23:01.640 obviously understand right, I'm not a supervisor. Be thrilled to 0:23:01.680 --> 0:23:05.119 be pulled away from whatever he's doing to talk to 0:23:05.200 --> 0:23:08.119 a man who thinks that he should not get a 0:23:08.119 --> 0:23:12.720 speeding ticket. Because it sounds like you're picking a side here. 0:23:12.760 --> 0:23:15.800 Are you suggesting that this person you're saying that the 0:23:15.840 --> 0:23:20.160 guys is in the idiot? Okay, all right? Uh Joshua 0:23:20.240 --> 0:23:22.560 about you? Have you lined up anywhere before? This guy's 0:23:23.480 --> 0:23:26.159 all right? You know the rules. You're not supposed to 0:23:26.160 --> 0:23:28.920 do that. I am gonna do it. Moses, from a 0:23:29.000 --> 0:23:33.000 legal standpoint, you are not even a smart question. Yes 0:23:33.040 --> 0:23:36.959 it is, Yes it is. Can't he say? I was 0:23:37.000 --> 0:23:41.879 not behind the controls of this vehicle. The automation determined 0:23:41.920 --> 0:23:44.280 what the speed limit was and went to what I 0:23:44.280 --> 0:23:47.720 thought was an appropriate speed. I was not the one 0:23:47.720 --> 0:23:51.399 who was hitting the accelerator. Here go after Tesla for 0:23:51.480 --> 0:23:53.680 this ticket? Is that going to work in front of 0:23:53.720 --> 0:23:54.240 a judge? 0:23:54.320 --> 0:23:56.880 I mean, you know, I love a good shaggy defense 0:23:57.320 --> 0:24:00.400 the old it wasn't me. But I don't think that's 0:24:00.440 --> 0:24:01.240 going to hold up here. 0:24:02.119 --> 0:24:03.760 It's not going to work for him. The judge is 0:24:03.760 --> 0:24:06.480 going to say you're responsible because you were actually physically 0:24:06.480 --> 0:24:10.879 behind the wheel. Of course he's getting angry. Is there 0:24:11.160 --> 0:24:16.480 a legal precedent for who's to blame when the car 0:24:16.560 --> 0:24:19.720 has no driver? Like if you if you were somewhere 0:24:19.720 --> 0:24:22.680 where they had like way mos or or in Orlando, 0:24:22.720 --> 0:24:25.400 there's a small window of area where they're testing out 0:24:25.480 --> 0:24:28.440 the Tesla robotaxi and there would be. 0:24:29.920 --> 0:24:33.560 That amount of time in between rides where the vehicle 0:24:33.720 --> 0:24:37.640 was driving around with nobody in it. If the if 0:24:37.680 --> 0:24:40.760 this happens, like if for some reason the software has 0:24:40.800 --> 0:24:43.879 a bug or something weird went down and the car 0:24:44.040 --> 0:24:47.960 violated a traffic law, is there anybody to cite? 0:24:48.760 --> 0:24:51.480 So, I mean when when the crashes occur. It's sort 0:24:51.520 --> 0:24:53.399 of a developing area of the law right now. It's 0:24:53.600 --> 0:24:56.480 basically a product's liability lawsuit where you're basically suing the 0:24:56.520 --> 0:25:01.000 manufacturer Tesla or whoever's you know or whoever it is, 0:25:01.440 --> 0:25:03.760 depending on the company, and you're assuming them and saying 0:25:03.760 --> 0:25:06.879 that they're live. Well, he's the product that they provided 0:25:07.040 --> 0:25:11.520 was defective. Now when it comes to you know, traffic laws, 0:25:11.600 --> 0:25:14.120 that's going to depend state by state as to what 0:25:14.359 --> 0:25:17.760 statutes they've put in place for autonomous driving and how 0:25:17.760 --> 0:25:20.640 they handle it, and if they even contemplated it when 0:25:20.640 --> 0:25:22.000 they drafted that statute. 0:25:22.480 --> 0:25:25.240 Somebody's saying they should tow his car. Just stop talking, 0:25:25.320 --> 0:25:27.080 says Kurt. The side of the road is not the 0:25:27.080 --> 0:25:29.800 place to discuss the finer points of the law. Finally, 0:25:30.760 --> 0:25:33.600 you have no idea, Kurt. I saw a video yesterday 0:25:34.080 --> 0:25:37.040 of a an active shootout going on with a guy 0:25:37.080 --> 0:25:41.280 who barricaded himself in a cheap motel and the police. 0:25:44.119 --> 0:25:47.119 That was not No, it was not my react to. 0:25:49.080 --> 0:25:52.240 The police are firing in with snipers into this guy's 0:25:52.240 --> 0:25:54.679 hotel room that he's barricaded in, and he's like filming 0:25:54.760 --> 0:25:57.480 himself and stuff, and he's firing back at the cops, 0:25:57.520 --> 0:25:59.320 and he shoots one of the cops and gets him 0:25:59.320 --> 0:26:02.439 like in the arm, the leg, and the cops shoot 0:26:02.480 --> 0:26:04.159 back at him and they hit him once or twice, 0:26:04.160 --> 0:26:07.320 and they're bringing in robots and all the like crazy 0:26:07.320 --> 0:26:11.080 swat technology, and they go to try to evacuate the 0:26:11.119 --> 0:26:13.600 woman in the hotel room adjacent to where this was 0:26:13.640 --> 0:26:16.160 all going down, and when they opened the door, they're like, man, 0:26:16.200 --> 0:26:17.479 we need to get you all out of here right now. 0:26:17.520 --> 0:26:19.600 The white woman goes, is somebody gonna pay for this? 0:26:19.920 --> 0:26:21.960 I wanted this room. I spent a lot of money 0:26:21.960 --> 0:26:24.880 on this. I want to be fully compensated within the line. 0:26:24.880 --> 0:26:28.840 And it's like, whoa, there's bullets flying around, people are dying. 0:26:29.600 --> 0:26:32.879 Like there's a lot of these sort of roadside legal 0:26:33.000 --> 0:26:36.680 arguments happening every day. I think this guy, though he's 0:26:36.760 --> 0:26:41.560 boiling over, he's getting angry. He thinks he's not responsible. 0:26:41.840 --> 0:26:44.240 It was on autopilot blamed tesla. 0:26:44.320 --> 0:26:47.639 He says, do you think he like honestly thinks that 0:26:47.800 --> 0:26:49.919 or is he just like trying to make an argument, 0:26:49.960 --> 0:26:52.720 Like do you think that if that's the case, he 0:26:52.840 --> 0:26:56.480 bought the tesla thinking oh I will never have to 0:26:56.520 --> 0:26:57.359 get speeding ticket. 0:26:57.600 --> 0:27:00.119 Yes, I think that. Listen to this guy. He just 0:27:00.160 --> 0:27:03.840 to ask for the supervisor. I think he's fully confident 0:27:03.920 --> 0:27:07.000 that he's not to blame, and that's why he's getting angry. 0:27:07.800 --> 0:27:09.359 So all the supervisors are busy. 0:27:09.400 --> 0:27:10.880 If you want to sit here and wait, you can. 0:27:11.160 --> 0:27:12.520 There's a court data on the take. 0:27:12.400 --> 0:27:14.320 It you would be here and then he would be 0:27:14.320 --> 0:27:16.760 come here because I got every recording right here. This 0:27:16.800 --> 0:27:19.240 is how you respond to me, be rude to me, 0:27:20.760 --> 0:27:24.520 this with the rispand I'm a good citizen. I didn't 0:27:24.520 --> 0:27:27.399 do anything wrong. I'm a zero criminal. You took me 0:27:27.480 --> 0:27:30.199 like that, like this. I didn't treat you like no, no, no, 0:27:30.960 --> 0:27:34.040 I have a witness. This is a witness. She got 0:27:34.040 --> 0:27:34.480 a witness. 0:27:34.640 --> 0:27:36.640 You told me like this. You want to see your driving. 0:27:38.320 --> 0:27:40.440 I'm a good okay, you can. 0:27:40.359 --> 0:27:41.600 Trick me like this. 0:27:42.040 --> 0:27:44.040 Are you gonna sit here and wait for this No, I. 0:27:44.040 --> 0:27:49.040 Want your supervisor right now, and you would be here. 0:27:52.359 --> 0:27:54.760 Yeah, let yourself on the side of the road for 0:27:54.800 --> 0:27:59.320 a while, he says. So Moses doesn't think this guy 0:27:59.400 --> 0:28:02.680 is gonna be us with this argument? Is zero criminal? 0:28:03.280 --> 0:28:03.520 Is it? 0:28:03.840 --> 0:28:04.080 He is? 0:28:04.200 --> 0:28:08.240 He did say I'm zero criminal? His zero criminal? This guy, well, 0:28:08.280 --> 0:28:10.919 now he's got a tiny little nick on his you know, 0:28:11.040 --> 0:28:14.600 on his resume. But I think this guy may just 0:28:14.720 --> 0:28:18.280 be at the forefront of these types of arguments. How 0:28:18.359 --> 0:28:20.560 different is it from being in a way mo with 0:28:20.640 --> 0:28:23.440 no driver to just being behind the wheel in the 0:28:23.680 --> 0:28:27.359 in the tesla? Is driving itself your honor? Huh? I 0:28:27.440 --> 0:28:30.480 submit to you that the vehicle made the decisions based 0:28:30.480 --> 0:28:34.600 on software created by humans, and those humans, not me, 0:28:35.280 --> 0:28:38.720 are the ones who are responsible for paying the speeding tickets. 0:28:38.800 --> 0:28:42.520 Allow me to enter into evidence, Sir, you say, the 0:28:42.640 --> 0:28:47.880 vehicle makes decisions. In the settings of the vehicle. You 0:28:47.960 --> 0:28:51.560 can pick whether you want it to be a good 0:28:52.000 --> 0:28:55.160 driver and follow the laws, or you can go to 0:28:55.280 --> 0:28:57.960 ludicrous speed or they have like a I forget what 0:28:58.000 --> 0:29:02.160 it's called on Tesla, but there there's like a crazy mode. 0:29:02.360 --> 0:29:05.200 Objection on the grounds that this is bad for my case. 0:29:05.560 --> 0:29:09.520 I'm fully rejecting your argument, and I'm standing by that 0:29:09.560 --> 0:29:12.880 this is automated vehicles. At what damn it overall is 0:29:12.920 --> 0:29:15.400 gonna happen? You tell us pick a side. Who is 0:29:15.440 --> 0:29:18.240 in the right, the comp or the guy who blames 0:29:18.240 --> 0:29:22.000 his Tesla for the speeding ticket. He wasn't even hitting 0:29:22.080 --> 0:29:25.920 the gas pedal. Well, I guess the accelerator, you would say, 0:29:25.920 --> 0:29:29.560 in this case, who's the blame? Pick aside? Friends, will 0:29:29.600 --> 0:29:33.280 hear from you, your dispatches, your emails and all the rest. 0:29:33.520 --> 0:29:36.360 In just a moment, the officer said, no matter what 0:29:36.440 --> 0:29:39.120 technology your vehicle has, the person behind the wheel is 0:29:39.120 --> 0:29:42.680 accountable for your vehicle's actions. These systems are designed to 0:29:42.720 --> 0:29:46.080 assist you, not drive for you. That's the statement from 0:29:46.080 --> 0:29:50.680 the Parker Police Department talking about this that happened, uh, 0:29:51.280 --> 0:29:54.000 just a couple of weeks ago where the guy blamed 0:29:54.000 --> 0:29:56.520 his own autopilot. All right, we'll get your thoughts. Oh 0:29:56.560 --> 0:29:59.520 my god, Oh, just a rush of dispatches here. These 0:29:59.520 --> 0:30:02.520 are going to be so he's gonna be rough. I 0:30:02.560 --> 0:30:04.440 think I don't know what we're gonna We'll see what 0:30:04.480 --> 0:30:05.760 you have to say, we'll see what's on your mind. 0:30:05.760 --> 0:30:07.960 You can leave yours at the news junkie dot com 0:30:08.040 --> 0:30:12.600 right now? Should we try one more? Sure? More, one 0:30:12.600 --> 0:30:14.920 more joke. It's it's rate my blank this week, rate 0:30:15.000 --> 0:30:17.960 my dad joke. And somebody has said, Sean, you got 0:30:17.960 --> 0:30:20.160 to understand the point of a dad joke is that 0:30:20.280 --> 0:30:22.560 sometimes it doesn't work, and that's why it's funny. I 0:30:22.840 --> 0:30:27.040 get it. If I didn't get it, well, we wanted 0:30:27.080 --> 0:30:29.479 to still be funny. But the some dad jokes are 0:30:29.520 --> 0:30:32.440 not funny, was what they were saying. Here's Kyle, if 0:30:32.440 --> 0:30:34.960 I can stay, Kyle, I got one for you. Why 0:30:34.960 --> 0:30:37.880 did the blind man fold down the well? You didn't 0:30:37.920 --> 0:30:43.280 see that? Well, there you are Okay, why did the 0:30:43.280 --> 0:30:46.240 blind man we got the well home screen at the 0:30:46.360 --> 0:30:49.959 end and try to try to make it better. Okay, 0:30:50.160 --> 0:30:53.320 here's here's here's Danny's bad dad joke. 0:30:54.320 --> 0:30:56.520 We all know why six was afraid of seven, but 0:30:56.600 --> 0:30:58.040 do you know why ten was scared? 0:30:58.560 --> 0:31:00.640 Because it was in the middle of nine to eleven. 0:31:05.440 --> 0:31:10.800 It's almost better how it's like a tower dropped at 0:31:10.800 --> 0:31:17.000 that moment, just right there. I'm bookmarking it. I'm bookmarking it. Uh, 0:31:17.120 --> 0:31:18.520 let's try Brenda. 0:31:20.320 --> 0:31:22.200 Okay. So I don't know if you got the last one, 0:31:22.200 --> 0:31:24.000 so it's Brenda the mel lady again. If you've got 0:31:24.000 --> 0:31:26.120 the last one, forget it. But I don't know how 0:31:26.160 --> 0:31:27.400 to send these things you. 0:31:27.680 --> 0:31:28.000 Okay. 0:31:28.080 --> 0:31:31.040 So Duck walks into the bar, says to the bartender, 0:31:31.160 --> 0:31:34.760 got any bread? Bartender said nope. He waits a minute, 0:31:34.800 --> 0:31:39.600 says got any bread? Bartender said nope. Says got any bread? 0:31:39.760 --> 0:31:41.600 Bartender said no. And if you asked me again, I'm 0:31:41.600 --> 0:31:43.080 in a nail your beak to the bar. 0:31:43.480 --> 0:31:44.320 Got any nails? 0:31:44.400 --> 0:31:48.640 Duck says, got a hammer? Bartender says nope. Duck says, 0:31:48.760 --> 0:31:49.560 got any bread? 0:31:51.960 --> 0:31:59.080 Okay, thank you for your submission. It's a bill. Oh technicality. 0:31:59.440 --> 0:32:02.800 The technical police have arrived. Yeah, you're right, You're right, Josh, 0:32:02.800 --> 0:32:06.840 you're right, technically. One more, here's Missy. 0:32:07.600 --> 0:32:11.800 Hey, junkies, what is Michael Jackson's favorite restaurant? 0:32:12.760 --> 0:32:22.000 KFC? This a bad idea, Moses hang out. We've got 0:32:22.040 --> 0:32:23.920 another segment where we can I'm not sure that I 0:32:23.960 --> 0:32:26.840 want to. We could spend some time with you about 0:32:26.840 --> 0:32:34.800 Michael Jackson's favorite band. I Will I Will, I Will 0:32:34.880 --> 0:32:36.800 I Will not play as many of these during the 0:32:36.800 --> 0:32:38.720 next segment, but we still have to play something. They're 0:32:38.720 --> 0:32:40.800 floating in right now. A lot of people are setting 0:32:40.800 --> 0:32:42.920 in their dispatches, so we'll see what we get here. 0:32:43.280 --> 0:32:46.320 We've got another update on a story we've been following 0:32:46.360 --> 0:32:48.520 for quite a while. Another update on the clown who 0:32:48.600 --> 0:32:52.680 rang the doorbell. A ten year old or actually younger 0:32:52.720 --> 0:32:55.800 than ten, an eight year old driving a car got 0:32:55.800 --> 0:32:58.400 in trouble, and a whole bunch more. It's all coming 0:32:58.480 --> 0:33:05.560 up next on the News Junkie. Welcome in friend in 0:33:05.680 --> 0:33:09.480 the world's most so viral newsroom. The weekend is on 0:33:09.640 --> 0:33:11.480 and so are we so good to be with you. 0:33:11.480 --> 0:33:15.680 You look great, do you smell great? Today's shower? Did 0:33:15.760 --> 0:33:17.600 you well? And you can learn more about the show 0:33:17.680 --> 0:33:21.719 over at thenewsjunkie dot com. I remember our friend Moses 0:33:21.720 --> 0:33:25.760 Dewitted de witlaw firm. Moses, Hello, how are you hello? There? 0:33:25.800 --> 0:33:26.200 He is. 0:33:26.400 --> 0:33:28.920 We've got questions for you. Of course we'll get into 0:33:28.920 --> 0:33:30.480 some of those. And just a bit. One of the 0:33:30.480 --> 0:33:32.680 weirdest things I saw this week, mo is there was 0:33:32.720 --> 0:33:36.160 some guy was driving his car and let's see if 0:33:36.160 --> 0:33:38.360 I could bring this up so you could see the 0:33:38.440 --> 0:33:42.000 visuals on this. But he got word that his car 0:33:42.080 --> 0:33:47.080 insurance was going to be canceled if he didn't remove 0:33:47.400 --> 0:33:50.920 the stickers on his car. And I've never heard of 0:33:50.920 --> 0:33:53.520 this before, but like I guess this is some sort 0:33:53.560 --> 0:33:55.200 of thing that people do have to worry about. Like 0:33:55.360 --> 0:33:57.680 they say, if you get into an accident, your insurance 0:33:57.720 --> 0:34:03.280 will be voided because you have stickers on your car. Okay, well, 0:34:03.320 --> 0:34:08.600 I'm telling you this happened to a man named Simeon Chandra. 0:34:08.680 --> 0:34:11.200 What are guys laughing about? What's so funny? What's so 0:34:11.239 --> 0:34:11.960 funny right now? 0:34:12.840 --> 0:34:17.279 Your stupid plane just flew across because Seychelles gifted a 0:34:17.440 --> 0:34:19.600 sub and Sean sucks. 0:34:19.640 --> 0:34:28.319 Apple sucks iPhone sucks Sam. This is the greatest idea ever. 0:34:28.480 --> 0:34:32.640 I told you, I told you it was all right. Moses. 0:34:32.760 --> 0:34:34.719 You say you've never heard of this happening before. Here's 0:34:34.760 --> 0:34:37.480 the car in question. Now, these are not your ordinary 0:34:37.520 --> 0:34:39.640 stickers on the side of the car. It says Jesus 0:34:39.680 --> 0:34:41.200 Loves You. But it looks like they kind of did 0:34:41.200 --> 0:34:44.560 it themselves with like some sort of tape that they 0:34:44.600 --> 0:34:48.120 are like, yeah, it says. A Christian motorist was left 0:34:48.120 --> 0:34:51.000 shock after being told his car insurance would not continue 0:34:51.320 --> 0:34:54.279 unless you removed a handmaid Jesus Loved You Loves You 0:34:54.320 --> 0:34:58.440 sticker from his vehicle. His insurance company informed Simeon Chandra 0:34:58.960 --> 0:35:02.279 that it's underwriting. The department declined the modification done on 0:35:02.280 --> 0:35:05.600 the vehicle as per sticker is added on your car 0:35:05.760 --> 0:35:08.960 a bunch of demons. The thirty five year old driver 0:35:09.120 --> 0:35:11.759 was also warned his policy would be voided unless he 0:35:11.880 --> 0:35:16.680 removed the stickers and sending new, dated photos of his vehicle. 0:35:17.320 --> 0:35:19.880 He eventually agreed to this so he could keep his insurance. 0:35:20.000 --> 0:35:23.680 But they had said it's it's something called ghost skippy insurance. 0:35:23.719 --> 0:35:26.880 I don't know, that's like sounds real legit. It's firing 0:35:26.920 --> 0:35:28.839 peanut butter with every policy. 0:35:29.280 --> 0:35:32.839 It's one of those app insurance companies, Moses, So maybe 0:35:32.880 --> 0:35:35.439 we should start there, like, is there anything to worry 0:35:35.440 --> 0:35:38.080 about when he was like, Hey, this is an insurance company, 0:35:38.080 --> 0:35:41.160 but it's all APP based. Should I be trusting this? 0:35:41.640 --> 0:35:43.479 I mean, usually they're fine because to be a legit 0:35:43.520 --> 0:35:45.520 as long as they're a legitimate insurance company, they have 0:35:45.600 --> 0:35:47.880 to be you know, regulated by the State of Florida, 0:35:47.960 --> 0:35:50.840 they have to have certain amounts and reserves to pay claims. 0:35:51.520 --> 0:35:54.760 So long as they're you know, legitimate, that's perfectly fine. 0:35:55.880 --> 0:35:58.520 Okay, So as long as it's like you gotta make 0:35:58.520 --> 0:36:01.239 sure it's like got a good reputation, guess right, and. 0:36:01.160 --> 0:36:03.560 That they're actually as long as they're a real insurance 0:36:03.600 --> 0:36:06.160 company and they are registered with the state of Florida, 0:36:06.200 --> 0:36:07.200 you should be fine. 0:36:07.360 --> 0:36:09.960 And you've never heard anything before about if you've got 0:36:10.000 --> 0:36:12.120 a bunch of stickers on your car it could somehow 0:36:12.120 --> 0:36:14.560 avoid your insurance or caused you issues. 0:36:14.760 --> 0:36:16.880 No, I mean they could be trying to claim that 0:36:17.040 --> 0:36:19.680 because he has these stickers on the side that maybe 0:36:19.719 --> 0:36:23.680 it's a commercial vehicle now for some reason. But typically 0:36:23.800 --> 0:36:25.480 the state of Florida at least, you know, once your 0:36:25.520 --> 0:36:28.640 policy has been in place for sixty days. They can't 0:36:28.680 --> 0:36:32.160 really cancel an establish policy unless you don't pay the premiums. 0:36:32.200 --> 0:36:35.920 There's misrepresentation or fraud, which they could be trying to 0:36:36.000 --> 0:36:39.880 argue here that you know, because he has this signage 0:36:39.920 --> 0:36:41.480 on the side of it, that it's now a commercial 0:36:41.560 --> 0:36:42.640 vehicle and that was fraud. 0:36:42.960 --> 0:36:46.359 Was there any argument that would suggest that, you know, 0:36:46.600 --> 0:36:50.080 the stickers like we saw in this this picture here 0:36:50.320 --> 0:36:51.840 are done very haphazardly. 0:36:51.880 --> 0:36:55.040 They're very do it yourself. Jesus loves you v much, 0:36:55.200 --> 0:36:57.239 this one said, they're they're a little. 0:36:56.960 --> 0:36:59.759 Hard to read. So if you were another driver in 0:36:59.800 --> 0:37:01.960 your trying to go like what the hell is on 0:37:02.000 --> 0:37:05.680 this guy's vehicle, you might be distracting other drivers and 0:37:05.719 --> 0:37:08.680 then somebody crashes into you, and would would the insurance 0:37:08.680 --> 0:37:12.279 company argue like, hey, you you're making your vehicle more 0:37:12.280 --> 0:37:16.359 of a target by having these weirdly place stickers on it, 0:37:16.520 --> 0:37:18.400 or am I just making stuff up? 0:37:18.440 --> 0:37:19.239 You're just making stuff up? 0:37:19.800 --> 0:37:22.960 In that scenario, it wouldn't be the sticker guys fault anyways, 0:37:22.960 --> 0:37:24.360 the other driver would be at fault. 0:37:24.400 --> 0:37:25.319 But also, I mean, you. 0:37:25.239 --> 0:37:28.040 Know, we see vehicles all the time with signage on 0:37:28.120 --> 0:37:32.040 them and advertisements and stickers and all sorts of things. 0:37:32.320 --> 0:37:35.520 As long as it's you know, DOT compliant, there should 0:37:35.600 --> 0:37:37.440 be any issue there, right. 0:37:38.080 --> 0:37:40.160 All right? I had another question for you, Moses, and 0:37:40.160 --> 0:37:42.760 this is one of the big weird ones from this week, 0:37:43.280 --> 0:37:45.319 to see if we have any other ones that I'm 0:37:45.360 --> 0:37:48.120 not thinking of right now, but I saw in at 0:37:48.200 --> 0:37:52.919 least one state they have decided to remove the requirement 0:37:53.040 --> 0:37:57.600 for attorneys to pass the bar exam in lieu of 0:37:57.840 --> 0:38:00.920 if you're working with a law firm, if you spend 0:38:01.200 --> 0:38:04.160 x amount of hours working at the law form, you 0:38:04.280 --> 0:38:06.480 just become an attorney because they have such a shortage 0:38:06.480 --> 0:38:10.040 of attorneys in that state. Any thoughts on that, is 0:38:10.080 --> 0:38:13.400 that worry you about the future of litigation in a 0:38:13.440 --> 0:38:14.160 state like that? 0:38:14.600 --> 0:38:18.000 Not really mean. So it's basically an apprentice apprenticeship program. 0:38:18.280 --> 0:38:20.319 We used to actually have that in Florida. There used 0:38:20.360 --> 0:38:22.239 to be I don't think there are anymore, but there 0:38:22.239 --> 0:38:24.279 were some old time judges on the bench who didn't 0:38:24.280 --> 0:38:26.279 go to law or excuse me, didn't take the bar, 0:38:26.680 --> 0:38:29.680 but did apprenticeships, and in some states used to allow 0:38:29.719 --> 0:38:31.040 you not to go to law school and just take 0:38:31.080 --> 0:38:35.120 the bar as well. So that's not really a thing. Anymore. 0:38:35.160 --> 0:38:37.640 But you know, on these typically when you see something 0:38:37.719 --> 0:38:40.319 like this, it's because the state's having a hard time 0:38:40.400 --> 0:38:43.120 or doesn't have enough lawyers for the population, so they 0:38:43.200 --> 0:38:46.160 offer these programs to try to encourage people to become 0:38:46.239 --> 0:38:47.160 lawyers within the state. 0:38:47.680 --> 0:38:49.480 This one says, here's one of the stories on this 0:38:49.560 --> 0:38:52.239 mode from Reuters. Law graduates who are unable to take 0:38:52.400 --> 0:38:55.839 Washington State's July bar exam due to technological problems will 0:38:55.880 --> 0:38:57.879 have an option to be licensed to practice without ever 0:38:57.920 --> 0:39:00.680 taking the test. The Supreme Court said, first time bar 0:39:00.719 --> 0:39:02.960 takers who were scheduled to sit for last week's canceled 0:39:03.000 --> 0:39:06.120 exam may accept a waiver to practice in Washington, where 0:39:06.160 --> 0:39:08.480 they could take a rescheduled bar exam. So in this case, 0:39:08.480 --> 0:39:10.840 there was like a glitch on the test or something 0:39:10.840 --> 0:39:12.919 and they weren't able to do it. And the other one, 0:39:12.960 --> 0:39:16.319 I think it was New Mexico. Yeah, New Mexico, Yeah, 0:39:16.400 --> 0:39:20.200 New Mexico. The Albuquerque Journal as the story and it 0:39:20.200 --> 0:39:23.520 says New Mexico law graduates can become attorneys without the 0:39:23.560 --> 0:39:27.360 bar exam. So the Supreme Court of New Mexico is 0:39:27.400 --> 0:39:30.879 okay skills based pathway to licensure, So that wouldn't worry 0:39:30.880 --> 0:39:33.520 you. You would think that there's people you know that are 0:39:33.600 --> 0:39:35.120 very skilled that didn't even need to get it to 0:39:35.160 --> 0:39:35.560 begin with. 0:39:35.760 --> 0:39:38.759 I mean, law school doesn't really teach you much about 0:39:38.800 --> 0:39:41.160 how to practice law. It really more teaches you how 0:39:41.200 --> 0:39:44.200 to think. You learn how to practice law by actually 0:39:44.320 --> 0:39:47.000 getting out there and getting a job. So I don't 0:39:47.000 --> 0:39:48.640 see it being a huge issue. You know, just like 0:39:48.640 --> 0:39:50.399 anything else in life, the law school of the bar, 0:39:50.800 --> 0:39:52.640 they're all just hurdles you have to jump over to 0:39:52.680 --> 0:39:55.279 achieve what you want to achieve. But you actually learn 0:39:55.360 --> 0:39:58.440 most of the skill on the job. So the apprenticeship 0:39:58.480 --> 0:39:59.560 makes sense in that sense. 0:40:00.200 --> 0:40:02.719 I mean for people who take the bar exam and 0:40:02.719 --> 0:40:05.680 pass law school. I mean obviously that means you're you 0:40:05.760 --> 0:40:07.879 have to take some sort of final exam to pass 0:40:07.960 --> 0:40:09.359 law school, and then you take the bar. 0:40:09.719 --> 0:40:12.640 Are those two tests pretty similar? Are they not? At all? 0:40:12.680 --> 0:40:17.600 The bar exam is complete. Nothing you learn in law 0:40:17.600 --> 0:40:21.040 school is on the bar exam at all, So it 0:40:21.120 --> 0:40:24.080 makes no sense. So you know, typically you finish law school, 0:40:24.080 --> 0:40:25.759 then you study for like six months or so, and 0:40:25.840 --> 0:40:26.800 you take the bar exam. 0:40:26.960 --> 0:40:28.480 Okay, you just go to a school and teachers you 0:40:28.600 --> 0:40:30.160 the bar exam. Well, because you have to buy an 0:40:30.200 --> 0:40:32.880 extra class to take the bar exam. This sounds like 0:40:32.920 --> 0:40:37.000 a scam, actual scam. All the world's a scam. Listen 0:40:37.040 --> 0:40:40.279 to Moses is blackpailed on all of this stuff. All right, 0:40:40.360 --> 0:40:42.840 that's an interesting take on this. And then your idea 0:40:42.880 --> 0:40:45.480 is sort of that the marketplace will sort this out. 0:40:45.520 --> 0:40:48.680 If somebody is a really bad attorney, then they won't 0:40:48.719 --> 0:40:51.280 the people will stop going to them to get attorney work, right. 0:40:51.239 --> 0:40:53.480 Yeah, I mean, look, there's people who you know, graduate 0:40:53.560 --> 0:40:55.680 from the best law school in the country who are 0:40:55.680 --> 0:40:57.799 not very good attorneys, and there's people who graduate from 0:40:58.040 --> 0:41:03.720 terrible law schools who are great attorney. James McGill, Yes, okay, 0:41:04.000 --> 0:41:07.040 so yeah, I don't think one necessarily equates to the other. 0:41:07.680 --> 0:41:09.800 But on the job training is important. A lot of 0:41:09.800 --> 0:41:13.279 people have proposed that even after you take the or 0:41:13.320 --> 0:41:15.960 past the bar exam, that you should be required to 0:41:16.040 --> 0:41:19.640 do an apprenticeship before you're a fully licensed lawyer, which 0:41:19.680 --> 0:41:21.960 does kind of make sense in the same token as 0:41:21.960 --> 0:41:22.960 they have a medical school. 0:41:23.000 --> 0:41:25.359 But right, all right, well join us on the show. 0:41:25.360 --> 0:41:27.560 If you have any questions, tips t ips at the 0:41:27.560 --> 0:41:30.680 news Junkie dot com or send a dispatch over on 0:41:30.880 --> 0:41:34.160 the website right now, Moses de Win is there to 0:41:34.160 --> 0:41:37.440 help you out after any accident. If you're behind the 0:41:37.440 --> 0:41:39.520 wheel and you get pulled over and it was on 0:41:39.600 --> 0:41:43.040 autopilot and you need somebody to represent you, Moe is 0:41:43.080 --> 0:41:45.840 your guy. He'll step up and say, I'll fight the 0:41:45.840 --> 0:41:48.160 good fight and see if I could win this out 0:41:48.200 --> 0:41:50.600 in court. Or if you were down the highway, it 0:41:50.760 --> 0:41:54.399 wasn't I If you it's been it worked before, right, 0:41:54.480 --> 0:41:57.279 hasn't that been successful? Though it wasn't me defense, the 0:41:57.320 --> 0:41:58.120 shaggy defense. 0:41:58.239 --> 0:41:59.640 I'm sure it's worked for somebody. 0:41:59.680 --> 0:42:02.520 I don't who, Alight, Well, he'll use the defense that 0:42:02.600 --> 0:42:07.680 works the best, considering the circumtance defense. Just call mo 0:42:07.880 --> 0:42:11.279 dot com. What's the Chewbacca defense? Uh? It's from South Park? 0:42:11.719 --> 0:42:16.960 Oh alrighty okay, we're gonna take a quick break. Moses, 0:42:17.000 --> 0:42:18.799 thanks for hanging out with us today. Are you you 0:42:18.800 --> 0:42:20.879 gotta get out of here? Yeah? I probably that out. Okay, 0:42:20.920 --> 0:42:23.120 I'm one more segment in me. We'll say, okay, okay, 0:42:23.760 --> 0:42:25.440 it'll be a big surprise for you when we come 0:42:25.480 --> 0:42:27.600 back and see what happens with that. We'll get to 0:42:27.640 --> 0:42:30.080 more of your rate. My blank your dad. Jokes are 0:42:30.080 --> 0:42:33.200 coming in by the dozens and a bunch more that 0:42:33.239 --> 0:42:35.200 we have to get to. We're just getting kicked off here. 0:42:35.200 --> 0:42:40.680 It's all coming up next on the News Junkie. Hey friend, 0:42:41.760 --> 0:42:46.399 the Weekend he's on, and there you are. I'll tell 0:42:46.400 --> 0:42:49.720 you my favorite distraction right now in just a moment. 0:42:49.880 --> 0:42:52.799 Learn more about the show over on the website, which 0:42:52.840 --> 0:42:57.160 is the news Junkie dot com mo. I often see 0:42:57.200 --> 0:42:59.680 these stories, and there's a lot of them about young 0:42:59.760 --> 0:43:02.560 kids getting in trouble, and then sometimes I see like 0:43:02.719 --> 0:43:06.800 there's this weird loophole where sometimes kids are too young 0:43:07.560 --> 0:43:10.319 to even get in trouble. You don't like, there's nothing 0:43:10.320 --> 0:43:12.719 that you can do with these kids when they're like 0:43:12.719 --> 0:43:14.840 four or five years old. I'll give you an example 0:43:14.880 --> 0:43:17.319 here to show what I'm talking about. There were these 0:43:17.400 --> 0:43:21.200 two kids that got into an accident. Hang on, let 0:43:21.239 --> 0:43:25.279 me play this story. This is from Channel seven ABC, 0:43:26.440 --> 0:43:30.439 I think in San Francisco, I believe, And they're talking 0:43:30.480 --> 0:43:34.440 about these young kids that took a car and crashed it, 0:43:35.040 --> 0:43:37.000 and I think they were both younger than ten. 0:43:37.040 --> 0:43:39.440 Here we go, I said, a woman is critically injured 0:43:39.480 --> 0:43:41.879 after a car crashed in that car from thirty fifth 0:43:41.920 --> 0:43:44.280 Avenue in Oakland. Now so shocking part of this story 0:43:44.680 --> 0:43:48.480 two young children had taken the car and they were 0:43:48.520 --> 0:43:51.840 also hurt, and really young children. ADC seven Eye Witness 0:43:51.880 --> 0:43:54.600 news reporter Tiffany n You joined just Live tonight. Tiffany 0:43:54.840 --> 0:43:57.719 a lot of questions, obviously and concerned about what happened here. 0:43:57.880 --> 0:43:58.480 Listen to this. 0:43:59.440 --> 0:44:01.960 Yeah, well this is an awful story all around. But 0:44:02.000 --> 0:44:04.799 the question so many people are asking is who is 0:44:04.880 --> 0:44:08.759 responsible for this tragedy. I spoke to experts today who say, well, 0:44:08.800 --> 0:44:13.840 this answer isn't that simple. In Oakland, a white sedan 0:44:13.960 --> 0:44:16.600 is seen speeding down thirty fifth Avenue, right before it 0:44:16.680 --> 0:44:17.960 hits a woman walking her dog. 0:44:18.080 --> 0:44:21.560 Oh this lady, she's okay, but it was bad. It 0:44:21.600 --> 0:44:23.680 was bad. The people in the car, the. 0:44:23.640 --> 0:44:26.160 Two young boys laying on the ground. 0:44:25.800 --> 0:44:29.240 Here, police say seven and four year old brothers. Okay, 0:44:29.480 --> 0:44:32.760 seven and four years old, Moses. They were driving the car. 0:44:33.280 --> 0:44:36.279 They took this car, I guess, and we're cruising around 0:44:36.320 --> 0:44:38.919 driving this car. They hit a lady walking her dog. 0:44:39.800 --> 0:44:42.080 What do you even do when you got like a 0:44:42.160 --> 0:44:44.480 seven year old and a four year old and the 0:44:44.520 --> 0:44:46.839 cops pull them over and you're like, now I need 0:44:46.840 --> 0:44:50.560 to get assistance. Now I need help. Like, what can 0:44:50.600 --> 0:44:52.680 you do in the case like this, Well. 0:44:52.520 --> 0:44:54.400 I mean you just blame it on the autopilot and 0:44:54.440 --> 0:44:55.000 you walk away. 0:44:55.400 --> 0:44:58.520 Yeah, this car is too old. The vehicle I'm looking 0:44:58.520 --> 0:45:01.520 at it doesn't even have autopilot here. But you can't 0:45:01.520 --> 0:45:04.239 throw a four year old. You can't throw a seven 0:45:04.280 --> 0:45:05.600 year old and a four year old in prison. 0:45:06.160 --> 0:45:07.560 No, But I mean we do have a you know, 0:45:07.600 --> 0:45:10.040 a juvenile system. Now this is going to depend state 0:45:10.080 --> 0:45:13.360 by state, but you know, typically in Florida at least, 0:45:14.000 --> 0:45:16.920 you know, if you're under the age of seven, you 0:45:17.000 --> 0:45:21.040 can't be prosecuted in the juvenile system unless the offense 0:45:21.160 --> 0:45:25.319 is a forcible felony. So an accidental collision would not 0:45:25.880 --> 0:45:28.680 typically qualify that. But in Florida, at least for the 0:45:28.719 --> 0:45:30.880 seven year old, they could be referred to the juvenile 0:45:30.880 --> 0:45:34.200 court and it would go through that process. 0:45:34.320 --> 0:45:37.840 There. Would it matter if the seven year old was 0:45:37.880 --> 0:45:38.760 not the one driving. 0:45:40.080 --> 0:45:43.560 Uh, I guess it would depend if they were just 0:45:43.760 --> 0:45:46.960 an innocent passenger. Somebody said up then, I mean I 0:45:46.960 --> 0:45:50.239 don't exactly, or if they somehow help procure the car 0:45:50.360 --> 0:45:52.320 or steal the keys or something like that. 0:45:52.360 --> 0:45:54.319 Right right, let's see, hold on, maybe they did. There's 0:45:54.360 --> 0:45:55.000 some more details. 0:45:55.040 --> 0:45:57.880 He took their parents Toyota while they were sleeping Thursday morning, 0:45:58.280 --> 0:45:59.240 they went for a ride. 0:45:59.360 --> 0:46:02.600 Unfortunately, these parents need to be held responsible. That was 0:46:02.680 --> 0:46:03.280 my main concern. 0:46:03.400 --> 0:46:06.120 These parents need to be help responsible because it's ridiculous. 0:46:06.280 --> 0:46:08.719 But it's not so cut and dry. I've never seen 0:46:08.800 --> 0:46:11.160 anything like this. It's just such a one off. Legal 0:46:11.200 --> 0:46:14.400 analyst and former prosecutor Stephen Clark, the law doesn't have 0:46:14.480 --> 0:46:17.879 an exact remedy for this, says, technically, it is a. 0:46:17.840 --> 0:46:20.480 Crime that the seven year old committed, but we're not 0:46:20.480 --> 0:46:22.680 going to put a seven year old in juvenile hall. 0:46:22.880 --> 0:46:25.759 Why not do all of a sudden, all the seven 0:46:25.840 --> 0:46:28.200 year olds figure this out? We got bedlam going on 0:46:28.239 --> 0:46:32.160 out there. It's chaos. They're all causing drama like this, 0:46:32.320 --> 0:46:35.719 hitting ladies walking their dogs. For God's sake, do you can? 0:46:35.880 --> 0:46:38.640 Can you arrest the parents? So, I mean, that's where 0:46:38.640 --> 0:46:40.319 I was about to go with it. You could go 0:46:40.360 --> 0:46:42.920 after the parents for you know, child neglect and those 0:46:42.960 --> 0:46:46.319 types of related charges. Since you know clearly these these 0:46:46.440 --> 0:46:49.000 kids got out there and nobody was watching them or 0:46:49.000 --> 0:46:52.279 paying attention to them, especially at that age, so I 0:46:52.320 --> 0:46:55.440 would suspect that they'll probably face some sort of charges, 0:46:55.480 --> 0:46:58.920 but still it's probably not a serious enough charge for 0:46:59.000 --> 0:47:02.360 what occurred, just because there's nothing, most likely on the 0:47:02.400 --> 0:47:04.440 books that's going to deal with this exact scenario. 0:47:04.880 --> 0:47:05.120 Man. 0:47:05.200 --> 0:47:07.520 And if you were the victim of this, would the 0:47:07.560 --> 0:47:10.080 insurance and everything still pay out for you even though 0:47:10.120 --> 0:47:13.040 there was some little kid behind the wheel? Most likely 0:47:13.080 --> 0:47:13.520 it would. 0:47:13.560 --> 0:47:15.359 Now the parents are probably going to have a hard 0:47:15.360 --> 0:47:18.160 time getting insurance after that, but most likely the insurance 0:47:18.160 --> 0:47:21.960 company would pay out in that situation. There could be 0:47:21.960 --> 0:47:24.719 some arguments that the vehicle was stolen, but since you know, 0:47:24.800 --> 0:47:28.680 it's their children and they weren't properly watching them, you know, 0:47:28.760 --> 0:47:31.160 and they owned the vehicle, they're probably still going to 0:47:31.239 --> 0:47:33.960 be held liable and the insurance company would probably pay out. 0:47:33.800 --> 0:47:34.440 A payout on that. 0:47:34.680 --> 0:47:37.640 If the parents proved to the insurance company that they 0:47:37.719 --> 0:47:40.560 gave both kids up for adoption, would would that would 0:47:40.560 --> 0:47:42.280 they reinstate the policy? 0:47:43.160 --> 0:47:46.440 Well, if both kids were up for or adopted by 0:47:46.440 --> 0:47:49.520 somebody else and weren't related to the parents, and they 0:47:49.600 --> 0:47:51.759 legitimately came back and stole the car in the middle 0:47:51.800 --> 0:47:53.640 of the night, then the insurance company would have a 0:47:53.640 --> 0:47:56.640 defense where they probably would not pay out the policy 0:47:57.040 --> 0:47:58.000 to the injured party. 0:47:58.640 --> 0:48:00.399 I just want people to think about it. How old 0:48:00.440 --> 0:48:07.040 your son now, seventh driving around town right now? Could 0:48:07.080 --> 0:48:11.960 you imagine you go to sleep, go to bed, and 0:48:12.000 --> 0:48:16.240 he's stealing your car and joy riding with a four 0:48:16.360 --> 0:48:20.319 year old around town? Like it's pretty unbelievable. Honestly, that's 0:48:20.800 --> 0:48:24.040 wild that it's gone to that level. But here we are. 0:48:24.160 --> 0:48:26.400 I guess see, do you have any other questions? We 0:48:26.440 --> 0:48:28.040 need to ask Moses what we have him? 0:48:28.040 --> 0:48:30.319 You know, I went to look it up and uh, 0:48:30.640 --> 0:48:32.680 you you got the thing that I had written down, 0:48:32.719 --> 0:48:36.400 which was the new Mexico letting people just anybody be lawyers. 0:48:36.480 --> 0:48:38.640 He was way less worried about that than I thought 0:48:38.680 --> 0:48:39.120 he would be. 0:48:39.200 --> 0:48:41.319 We we thought it was kind of ridiculous. I thought 0:48:41.440 --> 0:48:44.200 I was saying when we first found out about it, 0:48:44.239 --> 0:48:47.480 that this was a good opportunity for actual bar passing 0:48:47.480 --> 0:48:50.120 attorneys to go like, hey, do. 0:48:50.120 --> 0:48:52.759 You want a real lawyer who really passed the bar? 0:48:53.040 --> 0:48:56.000 Or do you want this guy who loopholed his way, 0:48:56.600 --> 0:48:58.040 you know, into the courtroom? 0:48:58.600 --> 0:48:59.319 You know, go with me? 0:49:00.040 --> 0:49:01.880 I like, how you're already thinking about the marketing angle 0:49:01.920 --> 0:49:02.120 on it. 0:49:02.920 --> 0:49:06.560 You got you got it? Can you if you wanted to? 0:49:06.640 --> 0:49:08.960 I know that you've told this before. Whenever you do 0:49:09.000 --> 0:49:12.520 your just Calmo commercials, you have to submit them and 0:49:12.640 --> 0:49:15.640 have to be approved by by the bar, very same bar. Right, 0:49:16.160 --> 0:49:19.880 And uh, I was thinking, is it possible, Like, I 0:49:19.880 --> 0:49:22.319 don't know that anybody's ever done this, but could you 0:49:22.560 --> 0:49:25.880 run attack ads against other law firms? 0:49:26.400 --> 0:49:29.600 So if you wanted to, they have to be verifiable, 0:49:29.840 --> 0:49:31.279 so you have to be so they basically have to 0:49:31.280 --> 0:49:32.759 be true. You have to be able to verify the 0:49:32.800 --> 0:49:37.520 facts that there is a prohibition against comparing your services 0:49:37.560 --> 0:49:41.520 against the services of another law firm. So theoretically it's possible, 0:49:42.160 --> 0:49:44.279 but you're you'd have to do it in such a 0:49:44.320 --> 0:49:46.760 way that complied with both of those rules. 0:49:47.239 --> 0:49:49.520 Okay, so you could if you were if it was 0:49:49.680 --> 0:49:51.120 very specific circumstance. 0:49:51.719 --> 0:49:52.839 Yeah, I mean, for instance, have. 0:49:52.800 --> 0:49:54.080 You ever heard of that? Have you ever heard anybody 0:49:54.160 --> 0:49:58.960 doing that? Like this lawyer is terrible. Make sure you 0:49:59.000 --> 0:50:01.400 don't go with them because this happens, and this happens, 0:50:01.400 --> 0:50:03.520 and the next thing you know, you were like, you 0:50:03.560 --> 0:50:04.880 should go with us instead. 0:50:06.040 --> 0:50:09.759 I don't think that would be allowed. I'm trying to 0:50:09.760 --> 0:50:12.200 think if I've heard of an example that I've seen 0:50:12.239 --> 0:50:17.200 other lawyers do ads where they say, you know, were 0:50:17.200 --> 0:50:19.920 you treated by doctor Smith? He has you know, twelve 0:50:19.920 --> 0:50:22.200 mile practice actions against him, if you were to call me. 0:50:22.880 --> 0:50:25.320 But that's probably the closest thing I've seen to something 0:50:25.440 --> 0:50:25.759 like that. 0:50:26.239 --> 0:50:29.600 Okay, all right, I've got a couple more jokes that 0:50:29.640 --> 0:50:35.239 people wanted to get in. I'm trying to I'm trying 0:50:35.280 --> 0:50:39.360 to go over them before we play them. But this 0:50:39.520 --> 0:50:44.399 is not I mean, some of these are just so bad. Here. 0:50:44.680 --> 0:50:48.520 Here's here's Junkhead right here with their submission for rate 0:50:48.600 --> 0:50:51.560 my blank dad joke. It's rape my dad joke. 0:50:51.640 --> 0:50:58.080 This week Happy Friday News Junkie so Bono and the 0:50:58.320 --> 0:51:02.560 Edge walking to a bar and the bartender says, oh man, 0:51:02.960 --> 0:51:03.920 not you two again? 0:51:07.600 --> 0:51:17.919 Okay, all right, yeah, yep, yep. Here is Kansas Knock 0:51:18.000 --> 0:51:35.160 Knock Little Boy Blue. Nope, nope, Michael Jackson. Stop. They 0:51:35.239 --> 0:51:40.600 didn't put it hard part, it just oh okay, yeah, 0:51:40.680 --> 0:51:49.600 Knock Knock Little Boy Blue. Michael Jackson. I like the 0:51:50.120 --> 0:51:55.000 anticipation that we were going to participate. All right, Okay, 0:51:55.120 --> 0:51:58.400 I'll bookmark that one. I didn't want to, but we'll 0:51:58.440 --> 0:52:02.480 do it. Here's one more. Why don't scientists trust out 0:52:02.520 --> 0:52:11.600 of because they make up everything? A few moments later, okay, 0:52:11.880 --> 0:52:15.920 I'm not putting anything on that. All right, here's what 0:52:16.080 --> 0:52:18.080 somebody commenting on the pick aside. Let's see what guitar 0:52:18.160 --> 0:52:18.800 slinger says. 0:52:18.800 --> 0:52:20.799 I'm gonna have to go with the cop being right 0:52:20.840 --> 0:52:23.120 on this, because as far as I know, with the law, 0:52:23.600 --> 0:52:26.080 you're supposed to be in control of the vehicle at 0:52:26.080 --> 0:52:26.760 all times. 0:52:27.239 --> 0:52:30.000 That includes if you've got it on all autopilots. So 0:52:30.960 --> 0:52:34.359 if you ain't paying attention, that's your ass. Co chiefs. Yeah, 0:52:34.400 --> 0:52:37.239 I wonder moses with people saying like, oh, the car's 0:52:37.280 --> 0:52:39.399 on autopilot, I shouldn't get the ticket. The car should 0:52:39.440 --> 0:52:41.880 and this guy making this argument to the police officer 0:52:41.920 --> 0:52:44.680 that we played a little earlier on the show, is 0:52:44.760 --> 0:52:49.640 some of the precedents for any kind of judgments like that, 0:52:49.840 --> 0:52:56.160 possibly based on the introduction of cruise control, because that 0:52:56.200 --> 0:52:57.680 would have been like the first thing that would have 0:52:57.680 --> 0:53:00.360 been close to this, I guess right. Possibly. 0:53:00.400 --> 0:53:02.120 I mean the general rule of thumb, like you said, 0:53:02.200 --> 0:53:04.480 is that you know you're still responsible for whatever happens 0:53:04.480 --> 0:53:06.080 to that vehicle when you're behind the wheel of it, 0:53:06.080 --> 0:53:08.560 doesn't matter if it's on a cruise control, autopilot or 0:53:08.560 --> 0:53:10.719 anything else. You're responsible for it. 0:53:10.760 --> 0:53:10.880 Now. 0:53:10.880 --> 0:53:13.719 Obviously, fully autonomous vehicles that don't have a driver at 0:53:13.719 --> 0:53:16.839 all may have some different regulations and those are being 0:53:16.880 --> 0:53:19.799 developed state by state. But otherwise, yeah, you're fully responsible 0:53:19.800 --> 0:53:21.800 for it. But I think you're right, you know, especially 0:53:21.840 --> 0:53:26.000 as cruise control sort of got more advanced, certainly where 0:53:26.000 --> 0:53:28.000 it starts following the lanes and things like that, so 0:53:28.200 --> 0:53:31.759 fully autonomous, then yeah, they definitely had to clarify those 0:53:31.840 --> 0:53:35.040 laws to say you're still absolutely still responsible for it 0:53:35.080 --> 0:53:38.000 even if it is in sort of some semi autonomous mode. 0:53:38.280 --> 0:53:39.960 You want to hear a lawyer joke before you leave, 0:53:40.200 --> 0:53:40.759 Let's do it. 0:53:42.120 --> 0:53:45.520 Why did the cucumber need a lawyer because it was 0:53:45.520 --> 0:53:46.240 in a pickle? 0:53:51.719 --> 0:53:54.640 All right, thank you, Moses, Moses to do it law firm. 0:53:54.640 --> 0:53:59.760 We appreciate you. Yeah. Yeah, these the best of the best. Self, 0:54:00.080 --> 0:54:02.080 I love them. If you got to do an accident, 0:54:02.280 --> 0:54:05.240 you need an attorney, make the smart decision eight hundred 0:54:05.280 --> 0:54:09.280 Calmo eight hundred Calmo or go to Justcalmo dot com. Moses, 0:54:09.320 --> 0:54:13.120 we'll see you next week. Buddy, see you later. Turn 0:54:13.160 --> 0:54:16.759 week mic off out of here. You just wait until 0:54:16.760 --> 0:54:18.279 every time you turn your mic off and ask you 0:54:18.320 --> 0:54:20.920 one more question a quick break. We're back in just 0:54:20.960 --> 0:54:22.920 a moment, we roll on. We got the hot sheet 0:54:22.960 --> 0:54:25.239 before you know it here this week in Florida and 0:54:25.480 --> 0:54:28.720 something that they're using AI to do that is quite jarring. 0:54:28.800 --> 0:54:32.840 Plus a Coca Cola controversy. It's all coming up next 0:54:32.880 --> 0:54:38.440 on the News junk Key, the shows on. Thanks to 0:54:38.480 --> 0:54:44.240 you and absolutely mind blowing amount of dispatches coming in today, 0:54:44.960 --> 0:54:48.440 most of them with your absolutely terrible jokes. But but 0:54:48.520 --> 0:54:50.520 we'll see. We'll sort through those and try to find 0:54:50.560 --> 0:54:52.200 the best of the best. In a moment, one of 0:54:52.239 --> 0:54:55.640 the videos that has gone really viral this week. I 0:54:55.680 --> 0:54:57.480 was gonna play it on Monday or so, but we 0:54:57.560 --> 0:54:59.600 just didn't get around to it. I don't know if 0:54:59.600 --> 0:55:01.640 you guys saw there was I think it's a New 0:55:01.760 --> 0:55:05.160 Jersey There was a pizza place, like a little restaurant 0:55:05.239 --> 0:55:09.920 called Joey Tomato. Wait, Joey Tobato or maybe it's in 0:55:10.000 --> 0:55:13.160 New York. Point Pleasant Beach. Josh, where's Point Pleasant Beach? 0:55:13.680 --> 0:55:17.040 You just locate that place. Point Pleasant Beach is where 0:55:17.080 --> 0:55:21.080 this was and the video went in Jersey. It is 0:55:21.120 --> 0:55:24.880 in Jersey, Okay, the video that went megaviral. Boy, I 0:55:24.920 --> 0:55:26.319 don't know if I could play this. I don't know 0:55:26.320 --> 0:55:28.480 if the lady might curse. I hope she doesn't curse 0:55:28.520 --> 0:55:30.479 because there's kids involved. Let me tell you the story 0:55:30.480 --> 0:55:32.960 and I'll try to play it. We'll see. A pizza 0:55:33.080 --> 0:55:36.720 rea owner has hit back over a social media video 0:55:37.080 --> 0:55:40.520 Delga Pizza Now, which appeared to show her yelling at 0:55:40.520 --> 0:55:43.440 a group of guests over a birthday cake requests. And 0:55:44.640 --> 0:55:46.960 they've responded, which I'll tell you about the response after 0:55:46.960 --> 0:55:50.880 I explained something and the viral confrontation shared widely online. 0:55:51.000 --> 0:55:53.960 The owner appeared to b rate customers for bringing their 0:55:54.000 --> 0:55:57.240 own birthday cake for a five year old kid, before 0:55:57.360 --> 0:56:00.000 asking to use a knife to slice it. But in respon, 0:56:00.280 --> 0:56:02.480 the owner has defended her actions and stood firm on 0:56:02.520 --> 0:56:07.040 the venue's decision not to accommodate the request. Doreen Sullivan 0:56:07.280 --> 0:56:11.680 Coreach Krisich, the co owner of Joey Tomatoes and Point 0:56:11.719 --> 0:56:14.319 Pleasant Beach, said the request had been declined due to 0:56:14.360 --> 0:56:17.360 customer safety, and she said the restaurant is not a 0:56:17.360 --> 0:56:20.120 party venue. This family was so mad at this woman 0:56:20.160 --> 0:56:22.920 in her restaurant because they showed up when they had 0:56:22.960 --> 0:56:25.640 their five year old son and they said, we've got 0:56:25.680 --> 0:56:28.640 a birthday cake for his birthday and we need you 0:56:28.680 --> 0:56:30.680 to cut this if you don't mind, and bring it out. 0:56:30.800 --> 0:56:34.239 And the lady goes, you didn't schedule a birthday party here, 0:56:34.680 --> 0:56:38.000 you didn't call ahead, you didn't You're not paying me 0:56:38.239 --> 0:56:40.799 extra for this, And the family was like, what are 0:56:40.840 --> 0:56:42.719 you talking about. It's a five year old's birthday party. 0:56:42.719 --> 0:56:44.600 What's the big deal. Just cut the cake and bring 0:56:44.640 --> 0:56:46.799 it out here. And a lot of people thought this 0:56:46.880 --> 0:56:49.640 lady seemed like a bitch, and you might too, But 0:56:49.719 --> 0:56:52.000 I'll be honest with you, I was siding with the woman. 0:56:52.040 --> 0:56:54.760 With the restaurant owner, I go, I've seen this happen 0:56:54.880 --> 0:56:58.760 for it. People have weird expectations from restaurants. You can't 0:56:58.800 --> 0:57:01.759 just go into a restaurant through an impromptu birthday. 0:57:01.960 --> 0:57:02.120 No. 0:57:02.719 --> 0:57:05.560 And then if you do think that the establishment is 0:57:05.640 --> 0:57:07.440 just going to help, like cut the cake for me, 0:57:07.520 --> 0:57:10.960 and that's extra work. Why would they be doing that 0:57:11.080 --> 0:57:12.520 for you? I mean, think about it this way. 0:57:12.600 --> 0:57:15.160 If you go to a fancy restaurant and you want 0:57:15.160 --> 0:57:18.400 to bring your own wine, they charge you a cork. 0:57:18.160 --> 0:57:20.600 Fee, a corkage fee, meaning. 0:57:20.640 --> 0:57:24.400 They charge you a fee to serve you your own wine, right, 0:57:24.440 --> 0:57:29.240 which might sound ridiculous, but the rules you're giving them work. 0:57:29.440 --> 0:57:33.240 You're also by bringing your own wine violating one of 0:57:33.280 --> 0:57:36.520 the rules of restaurants where you're not supposed to bring 0:57:36.560 --> 0:57:40.280 your own food to a restaurant, and so you're taking 0:57:40.280 --> 0:57:42.440 money out of their pocket by having it unless you. 0:57:42.400 --> 0:57:46.640 Pay this fee. Yeah, the problem. I don't understand why 0:57:46.760 --> 0:57:49.600 people don't get this, but they they don't. This is 0:57:49.640 --> 0:58:02.400 the video here, hang on, let me see. Oh she's 0:58:02.400 --> 0:58:04.360 saying to the lady, okay, everybody, we're all gonna go 0:58:04.360 --> 0:58:06.960 to her house after this and celebrate my birthday too. 0:58:07.640 --> 0:58:10.000 So she's like, she's rasing the lady back. This is 0:58:10.040 --> 0:58:12.200 the mother, and the mother is like, well, I don't 0:58:12.240 --> 0:58:14.000 understand what the big deal is. Why can't you just 0:58:14.120 --> 0:58:16.600 cut the birthday cake for my five year old son? 0:58:17.720 --> 0:58:24.960 It's hidden there. So she said, you didn't call, you 0:58:25.000 --> 0:58:27.000 didn't do anything like this. You can't just walk into 0:58:27.040 --> 0:58:30.000 a restaurant and do whatever you want. Tell Explain to 0:58:30.040 --> 0:58:32.880 me how she's not right for any of the people 0:58:32.920 --> 0:58:34.919 that watch something like this and They're like, Oh, it's 0:58:35.000 --> 0:58:37.440 not a big deal. Really, it's just a it's a 0:58:37.560 --> 0:58:42.960 kid's birthday party. Why is the lady so mad? Explain 0:58:43.040 --> 0:58:46.480 to me how the restaurant owner is wrong, that this 0:58:46.560 --> 0:58:48.600 is not how it works, if you would like to. 0:58:48.880 --> 0:58:51.000 I think here's how I think this is gonna work out. Okay, 0:58:51.720 --> 0:58:54.040 I think this is gonna work out this way. Everybody 0:58:54.120 --> 0:58:56.439 who's ever worked at a restaurant for more than five 0:58:56.480 --> 0:59:00.240 seconds is going to side with me, and everybody else 0:59:00.440 --> 0:59:02.520 is going to have never had any experience dealing with 0:59:02.520 --> 0:59:04.280 stuff like this. That's what I think is going to 0:59:04.320 --> 0:59:07.600 happen before I utter any more words here. But I 0:59:07.640 --> 0:59:10.640 don't understand what would be going through your mind where 0:59:10.680 --> 0:59:14.280 you thought this was inappropriate. These people were mad in 0:59:14.840 --> 0:59:19.080 demanding extra services from a restaurant that doesn't even offer 0:59:19.120 --> 0:59:22.760 those services, and then afterwards you get mad at her. 0:59:23.360 --> 0:59:26.560 Joey Tomatoes has the right to not cut your kid's 0:59:26.640 --> 0:59:29.200 birthday cake, and that doesn't make them a bunch of jerks. 0:59:30.040 --> 0:59:34.000 I stand for Joey Tomatoes, right, I stand for them 0:59:34.200 --> 0:59:39.600 unless she starts cursing hers. I don't owe you anything. 0:59:39.640 --> 0:59:48.360 I have a good day. It's a five year old 0:59:48.440 --> 0:59:50.959 birthday party. Right there, you go, I'm gonna stop because 0:59:50.960 --> 0:59:54.440 he was just about to curse. She said it's a restaurant, 0:59:54.440 --> 0:59:56.800 and he said it's a five year old birthday party. 0:59:57.400 --> 1:00:01.920 And that's the argument here. I'd saying it's just a restaurant. 1:00:02.000 --> 1:00:04.480 We have to do things the way that we do things, 1:00:04.480 --> 1:00:06.280 and the other side saying, it's a five year old's 1:00:06.280 --> 1:00:08.600 birthday party. What's the big deal. But it's sort of 1:00:08.600 --> 1:00:13.080 this expectation that you lump on other people like it. 1:00:14.000 --> 1:00:16.520 I know how some people can get into this mindset. 1:00:16.600 --> 1:00:19.600 You'll go, uh, we're gonna go with a small table 1:00:19.640 --> 1:00:22.680 of people and we'll order food and everything else will 1:00:22.720 --> 1:00:25.400 be normal. But then we'll just have a cake and 1:00:25.400 --> 1:00:28.680 they'll probably be fine with that. Right. You got to 1:00:28.720 --> 1:00:32.240 at least ask them. You have to call them and 1:00:32.840 --> 1:00:35.479 let them know that somebody's coming over and that here's 1:00:35.480 --> 1:00:39.560 what we're expecting from you. Just expecting things because you 1:00:39.600 --> 1:00:43.600 think you deserve them. It doesn't make you right. Missy 1:00:43.680 --> 1:00:46.000 says she's not wrong. The way she handled it is 1:00:46.040 --> 1:00:48.200 the problem. Well, you're catching the video at the end 1:00:48.200 --> 1:00:50.919 of the argument. Yeah, And here's their response. Here's Joey 1:00:50.960 --> 1:00:53.680 Tomato's response, Josh, I know you've been waiting for Joey Tomatoes. 1:00:53.680 --> 1:00:57.960 We have here. It is, it says on Joey Tomatoes letterhead. 1:00:58.640 --> 1:01:01.760 That's what I might imagine. Every story has two sides, 1:01:02.160 --> 1:01:06.040 a message from Joey Lato, every Tomato Point, Pleasant Beach, 1:01:06.160 --> 1:01:09.960 New Jersey, OH. For over thirty years, Joey Tomatoes, Family 1:01:10.000 --> 1:01:13.200 Owned has been part of the boardwalk. We've fed families 1:01:13.200 --> 1:01:16.520 on their first summer trip and their one hundredth visit generations. 1:01:16.760 --> 1:01:19.720 We've watched kids grow and come back as parents themselves 1:01:19.840 --> 1:01:22.920 ordering the same pie their grandparents ordered. We are proud 1:01:22.960 --> 1:01:27.160 to be part of their memories. Let's talk about that video. Oh, 1:01:27.400 --> 1:01:29.320 you know the video. Let's talk about that one. Let's 1:01:29.320 --> 1:01:32.200 address the elephant into room. Let's get to it here. 1:01:32.720 --> 1:01:35.160 For a few days now, the Internet has decided it 1:01:35.240 --> 1:01:38.200 knows everything about our restaurant, based on thirty seconds of 1:01:38.240 --> 1:01:41.760 footage that started after the real conversation was already underway. 1:01:42.440 --> 1:01:46.840 No context, no beginning, just a clip built for outrage 1:01:47.120 --> 1:01:50.160 and a comment section full of opinions. Thank you to 1:01:50.200 --> 1:01:53.280 the people who supported us. So let's be clear about 1:01:53.280 --> 1:01:56.640 who we are. We are a pizza restaurant, not a 1:01:56.680 --> 1:02:00.640 party venue, not a bakery, not a rental haul. We 1:02:00.720 --> 1:02:03.880 built our name on pizza, same with the kind that 1:02:04.040 --> 1:02:10.680 Jersey Shore is known for. We Arezza built this built 1:02:10.680 --> 1:02:13.800 this city. We are also Jersey strong. 1:02:14.080 --> 1:02:14.320 Yeah. 1:02:14.880 --> 1:02:20.520 Protecting employees, reputation and the brand is important. I'll pause here. 1:02:21.120 --> 1:02:23.320 I forgot. I didn't realize this was like Jersey Shore. 1:02:23.960 --> 1:02:26.840 These people are not going to be pushed around. They 1:02:26.840 --> 1:02:30.360 have dealt with some stuff at this pizza place. Jersey Store, 1:02:30.440 --> 1:02:33.240 Pizza place has seen some things over time. 1:02:33.400 --> 1:02:33.560 Right. 1:02:33.680 --> 1:02:36.560 I don't think she was even necessarily yelling. That's just 1:02:36.640 --> 1:02:39.000 the way they talk of it is. Yeah, this is 1:02:39.000 --> 1:02:42.840 an elevated speaking voice. Every restaurant on this boardwalk has 1:02:42.920 --> 1:02:46.720 policies that exists for real reasons. Food safety, liability, order 1:02:46.840 --> 1:02:49.480 in a kitchen running full speed on a summer night. 1:02:49.960 --> 1:02:52.560 Those policies aren't up for a public vote just because 1:02:52.560 --> 1:02:55.920 one moment of enforcing got them recorded. We have persevered 1:02:55.920 --> 1:02:58.080 one pie at a time long. I bet they never 1:02:58.080 --> 1:03:02.760 thought they'd write a sentence like we have persevered one 1:03:02.880 --> 1:03:06.919 pilet a time. Long before this video and long after 1:03:06.960 --> 1:03:07.760 it's forgotten. 1:03:07.960 --> 1:03:11.600 Somebody made the first draft of this statement and then 1:03:11.800 --> 1:03:13.120 somebody came to go, all. 1:03:13.120 --> 1:03:17.560 Right, put my pizza stuff in it. It sounds like 1:03:17.600 --> 1:03:19.840 it's coming from like the front lines of a war. 1:03:20.840 --> 1:03:23.800 As we have persevered one pilet of time, long before 1:03:23.840 --> 1:03:26.920 this video, long after it's forgotten. That's not going to change, 1:03:27.200 --> 1:03:30.440 although we are considering a new tagline. We don't do cake, 1:03:30.560 --> 1:03:34.120 we do pizza. The Joey Tomatoes Family need some work 1:03:34.120 --> 1:03:38.800 on the tagline. This is a problem with customers. This 1:03:38.960 --> 1:03:41.720 is why I constantly say, and some of you disagree, 1:03:42.160 --> 1:03:44.880 but I'm sorry you're wrong on this. This is why 1:03:44.920 --> 1:03:47.440 I say the customer is not always right. A lot 1:03:47.520 --> 1:03:50.120 of times the customer is dumb. We had a similar 1:03:50.120 --> 1:03:54.680 instance here locally where there was an online outrage about 1:03:54.800 --> 1:03:58.560 and I guess you call it an upscale restaurant in 1:03:58.600 --> 1:04:02.160 the area. I would call it a Yeah, they have 1:04:02.280 --> 1:04:05.280 multiple locations. It's a hillstone, right, is the end of 1:04:05.280 --> 1:04:09.200 this place. Great food there a really really good service, 1:04:09.480 --> 1:04:13.280 really good service, and a popular, very very popular place. 1:04:14.160 --> 1:04:17.000 Get their chicken sandwich. Btw. It's like a fancy version 1:04:17.000 --> 1:04:20.560 of Burger King's long football shaped chicken sandwich. Good stuff. 1:04:20.840 --> 1:04:24.600 So a long time back, or not too long ago, 1:04:24.640 --> 1:04:27.240 but you have a few years back, somebody tried to 1:04:27.600 --> 1:04:32.160 order takeout from this restaurant and the restaurant says, we 1:04:32.240 --> 1:04:35.720 don't do takeout, and they go, okay, get out of here. 1:04:35.880 --> 1:04:37.360 I just want to order some take out. Give me 1:04:37.400 --> 1:04:40.000 a takeout salad. I want it to go. So we 1:04:40.440 --> 1:04:42.800 don't actually do that, and so they said, okay, I 1:04:42.840 --> 1:04:45.560 would like to order a salad for here, and then 1:04:45.600 --> 1:04:48.800 the restaurant said okay, fine, and then they were bringing 1:04:48.800 --> 1:04:50.480 them a salad. They go, I can't finish the rest 1:04:50.480 --> 1:04:52.000 of this. I need a box to bring this home. 1:04:52.680 --> 1:04:54.960 And there was like a whole battle over this, and 1:04:55.000 --> 1:04:56.400 the place is like, we just want you to know, 1:04:56.560 --> 1:04:59.000 you know nothing against you, but it's our policy that 1:04:59.040 --> 1:05:01.720 we don't do go food. We don't want to open 1:05:01.800 --> 1:05:03.880 up the door for it to go food. We don't 1:05:03.920 --> 1:05:06.080 want this to be in our business model. We want 1:05:06.080 --> 1:05:09.080 to focus on catering to our customers who want a 1:05:09.080 --> 1:05:12.120 really great experience inside of our restaurant. That's what we do. 1:05:12.560 --> 1:05:15.760 And all the people online started melting down with the 1:05:15.920 --> 1:05:20.320 why not argument? Why not? Why wouldn't you just give 1:05:20.360 --> 1:05:22.520 it to them? They were complaining, why didn't you just 1:05:22.560 --> 1:05:26.600 give them what they wanted, and the restaurant side is like, 1:05:26.680 --> 1:05:30.240 oh god, you know, here goes somebody complaining again and 1:05:30.240 --> 1:05:32.959 then taking their complaint to social media, exactly the same 1:05:33.000 --> 1:05:35.640 thing that Joey Tomatoes went through here, and a bunch 1:05:35.680 --> 1:05:37.720 of people have no idea what's going on, don't know 1:05:37.760 --> 1:05:40.960 before or after what happened, are weighing and they're like, 1:05:41.040 --> 1:05:44.000 these people are jerks, they hate kids, they're the worst, 1:05:44.080 --> 1:05:47.000 blah blah blah. A million different reasons for this, but 1:05:47.040 --> 1:05:50.440 it's like, no places have policies. Imagine if you had 1:05:50.480 --> 1:05:52.200 a policy at your house that everybody has to take 1:05:52.240 --> 1:05:54.800 their shoes off at the front door, and then somebody 1:05:54.840 --> 1:05:56.520 just comes in and they're like, I don't do that. 1:05:57.480 --> 1:05:59.840 You're like, then get out of my house. Whoa, whoa, 1:06:00.040 --> 1:06:02.720 oh how dare you? This person kicked me out of there, 1:06:02.720 --> 1:06:05.680 and you write some terrible review online rather than just 1:06:05.760 --> 1:06:07.920 respecting the policies of the place. And this may make 1:06:07.960 --> 1:06:10.480 me like Karen Territory or old man yelling at clouds 1:06:10.520 --> 1:06:14.320 or whatever, but like places are allowed to have rules. Yeah, 1:06:14.360 --> 1:06:17.280 they're allowed to have like the rules there might have 1:06:17.320 --> 1:06:20.280 a rule book or whatever that they go by. And 1:06:20.680 --> 1:06:22.440 I think people had this wrong, but you can let 1:06:22.520 --> 1:06:25.520 us know what you think. That was going megaviral this week, 1:06:25.760 --> 1:06:29.480 the pizza birthday story. Should the place have just just 1:06:29.560 --> 1:06:32.800 cut the cake? Just cut the cake for God's sake? 1:06:33.400 --> 1:06:35.840 Or is it in their right to refuse this? Let 1:06:35.960 --> 1:06:39.440 us know what you think, Senator Dispatch over at thenewsjunkie 1:06:39.640 --> 1:06:43.200 dot com. All right, we are going to quick break. 1:06:43.240 --> 1:06:45.760 When we come back. We've got the hot sheet on 1:06:46.080 --> 1:06:48.480 the way. We'll see what's going on in there. We 1:06:48.600 --> 1:06:51.720 got the next or we've got the the We've got 1:06:51.760 --> 1:06:56.720 the Hotti this week in Florida. I almost forgot this 1:06:56.760 --> 1:06:59.120 week in Florida again, and I can't. I can't bring 1:06:59.160 --> 1:06:59.920 myself to do that. 1:07:01.480 --> 1:07:04.720 Was that last week when I've forgotten entirely, I mean 1:07:04.920 --> 1:07:08.160 to your credit, I mean, to be fair. We had 1:07:08.200 --> 1:07:11.760 an interview with Anthony Pizza, I know, but after our 1:07:11.800 --> 1:07:15.000 Anthony Pizza interview, you reminded me that you were like. 1:07:17.200 --> 1:07:20.560 You said, and then after that I still forgot it again. 1:07:20.640 --> 1:07:23.400 So this week in Florida will not be forgotten this week. 1:07:23.400 --> 1:07:25.080 All right, that's coming up next as well. There's a 1:07:25.120 --> 1:07:27.320 lot on the way and it's all coming up next 1:07:27.400 --> 1:07:32.880 on the News Junkie Hey, welcome into the world's most 1:07:32.920 --> 1:07:36.880 of viral newsroom. You're in the right spot, friend, pull 1:07:36.960 --> 1:07:39.600 up a chair. Let's have some fun. So let's see 1:07:39.600 --> 1:07:42.439 what's going on out there. Learn more about the show 1:07:42.480 --> 1:07:44.520 over on the website. Even get the podcast, which is 1:07:44.520 --> 1:07:46.600 free to subscribe to so you don't miss anything. Over 1:07:46.640 --> 1:07:50.640 on thenewsjunkie dot com. Somebody says my take was wrong 1:07:51.280 --> 1:07:55.280 about the pizza place situation that went megaviral this week. 1:07:55.320 --> 1:07:58.080 If you haven't seen this video, the woman got upset 1:07:58.160 --> 1:08:01.520 because these people came in and they had a five 1:08:01.600 --> 1:08:03.400 year old and they just expected her to do a 1:08:03.400 --> 1:08:05.920 bunch of stuff, and they brought a cake with him, 1:08:05.960 --> 1:08:09.200 and then they were asking the pizza place in Jersey to 1:08:09.320 --> 1:08:12.200 cut the cake for him, etc. Etc. And they said, no, 1:08:12.320 --> 1:08:14.080 you can't just do this. It was not a service 1:08:14.080 --> 1:08:16.160 that we offer. You just have an expectation that's out 1:08:16.160 --> 1:08:21.040 of whack with reality. And the internet bombasted these people 1:08:21.840 --> 1:08:24.519 and hit them with a lot of like two star 1:08:24.840 --> 1:08:29.040 one star reviews and started coming after the company that 1:08:29.160 --> 1:08:33.559 was behind this Jersey Shore pizza place. And here's somebody 1:08:33.560 --> 1:08:36.080 saying that my take was completely wrong. Let's see what 1:08:36.080 --> 1:08:37.439 Anonymous says. First, here we go. 1:08:37.479 --> 1:08:41.800 All right, Sean, big surprise, you got your phone wrong. 1:08:42.920 --> 1:08:46.519 They called ahead, they got permission. They didn't ask the 1:08:46.600 --> 1:08:49.439 restaurant to cut the cake. They asked to borrow a 1:08:49.479 --> 1:08:53.400 knife so they could cut the cake themselves. They spent 1:08:53.479 --> 1:08:56.519 over two hundred and fifty dollars. You would think the 1:08:56.640 --> 1:08:59.000 very least they could do was borrow a knife to 1:08:59.000 --> 1:08:59.559 cut a cake. 1:09:00.040 --> 1:09:03.400 Why that was it? The owner lost her. 1:09:03.320 --> 1:09:06.200 Ever loving mind. And I'm not one of those the 1:09:06.240 --> 1:09:13.280 customers always always right people, but in this case, the 1:09:13.400 --> 1:09:17.680 owner was so unbelievably wrong it's not funny and shockingly 1:09:18.280 --> 1:09:20.040 you take their side of course. 1:09:20.280 --> 1:09:24.200 Right, Thank you, Anonymous, appreciate the dispatch. The family is 1:09:24.240 --> 1:09:26.479 saying that they called ahead, the owner is saying that 1:09:26.520 --> 1:09:29.160 they did, not that they didn't. And again I still 1:09:29.160 --> 1:09:31.960 think you're wrong, Anonymous, like the idea that's packed into 1:09:32.000 --> 1:09:34.960 what you're saying, which is like, hey, they spent money here, 1:09:35.000 --> 1:09:36.759 the least they could do is give them a knife 1:09:37.120 --> 1:09:41.320 to cut the cake. No, they don't have to do this. 1:09:41.320 --> 1:09:44.240 This is not a service that they offer. I just 1:09:44.400 --> 1:09:46.960 I don't I don't agree. I disagree with that. I 1:09:47.000 --> 1:09:48.680 think that if the woman says we don't want to 1:09:48.720 --> 1:09:50.640 do this. That's her right as a business not to 1:09:50.720 --> 1:09:53.519 do this. That's that's how it goes, all right. With 1:09:53.640 --> 1:09:55.880 that said, you can still give us your feedback tips 1:09:55.920 --> 1:09:58.479 at the newsjunkie dot com. Right now, let's do the 1:09:58.520 --> 1:10:05.040 hot sheet sheets in new news, but not like important news. 1:10:05.200 --> 1:10:06.800 That's again to be parting on the planet. 1:10:07.080 --> 1:10:09.640 Tough stories from the people on your screens and speakers 1:10:09.680 --> 1:10:13.519 are on the hot sheet with Sea Lane. 1:10:13.640 --> 1:10:15.679 That's right, the top five stories in the nontense news, 1:10:15.680 --> 1:10:18.400 brought to you by that mortgage guy down and Uh. 1:10:18.439 --> 1:10:21.160 Every once in a while, I feel like this happens 1:10:21.479 --> 1:10:26.160 a couple times a year, they'll announce a new docuseriies 1:10:26.360 --> 1:10:29.519 about something that we've gone over so many times. You go, 1:10:29.680 --> 1:10:35.920 why do we need another series about blank? Right, we're like, oh, 1:10:36.120 --> 1:10:40.080 why do we need another series about blank? Yeah? And uh, 1:10:40.200 --> 1:10:43.280 this time I'm gonna watch it. I know. 1:10:43.400 --> 1:10:46.839 I've seen a bunch of documentaries already about OJ Simpson. 1:10:47.400 --> 1:10:50.840 I know the story, but this one, this new one, 1:10:50.920 --> 1:10:55.960 OJ Unseen Exploitation of Evil promises some new behind the 1:10:56.000 --> 1:10:59.599 scenes footage of a thing that I didn't even know existed. 1:10:59.640 --> 1:11:02.920 Apparently people knew about this it was released into the wild. 1:11:02.960 --> 1:11:05.519 It was a pay per view special. But did you 1:11:05.520 --> 1:11:08.040 guys know that OJ Simpson had his own prank show 1:11:08.160 --> 1:11:08.880 called Juice. 1:11:08.880 --> 1:11:11.799 It not no, I'm just seeing this for the first 1:11:11.840 --> 1:11:13.800 time right now, It says. 1:11:14.520 --> 1:11:16.479 Back in two thousand and six, this is not a prank. 1:11:16.560 --> 1:11:20.000 OJ Simpson had his own version of punk. Two thousand 1:11:20.040 --> 1:11:22.920 and six was a decade removed from being acquitted to 1:11:22.920 --> 1:11:25.080 the murder of his ex wife and a friend, The 1:11:25.160 --> 1:11:27.920 infamous former NFL star tried to make a comeback with 1:11:28.000 --> 1:11:31.799 a hidden camera show called Juiced. Hears him being dressed 1:11:31.880 --> 1:11:34.040 up as an old man who's dying. Wish is to 1:11:35.160 --> 1:11:38.040 call a bingo game. I think they did a OJ 1:11:38.439 --> 1:11:41.599 prank show. Yes, it was a one time pay per 1:11:41.680 --> 1:11:46.559 view special and it's even on his Wikipedia page. He 1:11:46.680 --> 1:11:49.599 showed he started his own improv based hidden camera prank 1:11:49.600 --> 1:11:52.719 show Juiced. He would play a prank on everyday people 1:11:52.760 --> 1:11:55.519 while secretly filming. Then at the end of each prank, 1:11:55.560 --> 1:11:56.520 he would shout. 1:11:56.560 --> 1:12:02.280 You've been juiced. Wait was this pre murder or post 1:12:02.360 --> 1:12:07.439 boost six also what he said when he committed the murder. 1:12:08.400 --> 1:12:12.200 Each episode open with half dressed models dancing around Simpson, 1:12:12.200 --> 1:12:14.400 who is dressed as a pimp and performs his own 1:12:14.479 --> 1:12:17.240 rap song. In one episode, he's at a used car 1:12:17.320 --> 1:12:20.040 lot in Las Vegas where he attempts to sell a 1:12:20.120 --> 1:12:24.760 white Ford Bronco. A bullet hole in the front of 1:12:24.800 --> 1:12:28.040 the suv is circled with his autograph, and he pitches 1:12:28.080 --> 1:12:30.519 it to a prospective buyer, saying that if they ever 1:12:30.560 --> 1:12:32.880 got into some trouble and have to get away, it 1:12:32.920 --> 1:12:33.960 has this capability. 1:12:34.120 --> 1:12:37.599 Shut up. There has never been anyone in history who 1:12:37.720 --> 1:12:41.120 cold blood had killed two people and lived the life 1:12:41.240 --> 1:12:45.400 post killing like OJ Simpson. I mean from writing a 1:12:45.439 --> 1:12:48.320 book called If I Did It To I did not 1:12:48.520 --> 1:12:51.000 know this happened. Can we watch it anywhere? 1:12:51.200 --> 1:12:53.680 It's part of this well. I don't know about the 1:12:53.720 --> 1:12:57.080 pay per view special itself. Maybe somebody's dug it up 1:12:57.120 --> 1:13:00.200 and found it. It was available on DVD for a 1:13:00.200 --> 1:13:04.200 as well, So the people have copies of juice. But 1:13:04.439 --> 1:13:08.040 OJ unseen exploitation of evil goes inside Simpson's attempt at 1:13:08.040 --> 1:13:12.000 having his own punk show. Some of the people that 1:13:12.240 --> 1:13:14.960 like chime in on the documentary. The docuseries say there's 1:13:14.960 --> 1:13:16.840 no way anybody with half a brain cell thought a 1:13:16.840 --> 1:13:19.719 show about OJ Simpson pranking people would be a good idea. 1:13:20.120 --> 1:13:22.720 Hold on, hold on, this might be footage of the 1:13:23.439 --> 1:13:25.080 moment you were talking about where he tried to sell 1:13:25.120 --> 1:13:27.360 the white Bronco. Yeah, I think this is it. He's 1:13:27.360 --> 1:13:32.320 got the things caught here. Yeah, it's a Bronco. The 1:13:32.400 --> 1:13:36.360 Bronco is one of the major symbols on his wife's murder. 1:13:36.800 --> 1:13:39.840 He's joking about it. You know, I made this call famous. 1:13:40.120 --> 1:13:43.960 There's no way have a brain sale thought show about 1:13:44.000 --> 1:13:44.879 Oj Simpson. 1:13:44.960 --> 1:13:47.519 Pranking people would be a good idea. All right, I 1:13:47.520 --> 1:13:50.720 don't know. I though he was about to say it, Oh, oh, 1:13:50.760 --> 1:13:52.280 you've been juiced. Hold on, let me go back. I 1:13:52.280 --> 1:13:54.320 wouldn't want to miss saying pranking people would be a 1:13:54.320 --> 1:13:57.160 good idea. You've been just he's got in a halt 1:13:57.200 --> 1:14:02.040 for twenty years. Though it wasn't as fun as he 1:14:02.120 --> 1:14:04.479 did it, it felt like his heart wasn't any He 1:14:04.520 --> 1:14:08.439 was like, you've been juice. I want to see I 1:14:08.439 --> 1:14:11.200 want to see the intro with the half naked women 1:14:11.240 --> 1:14:13.640 and him dressed as a pimp. But some of the 1:14:13.680 --> 1:14:17.240 people said they they the production of Juice ended up 1:14:17.280 --> 1:14:20.320 becoming a front to get OJ's confession because he was 1:14:20.360 --> 1:14:23.240 a bit of a chatty Kathy after a few cocktails, 1:14:23.240 --> 1:14:24.720 So they were just trying to get him drunk and 1:14:24.720 --> 1:14:28.480 get him to admit that he killed his wife. Hilarious. 1:14:28.760 --> 1:14:32.680 Uh so, yeah, I look forward to that one, and 1:14:32.760 --> 1:14:34.479 now I don't have a lot of time to finish. 1:14:34.479 --> 1:14:37.679 Amanda Knox is defending her decision to have her own 1:14:37.720 --> 1:14:40.840 comedy show at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. 1:14:40.720 --> 1:14:44.600 Honoring her murdered former roommate. That sounds hilarious. 1:14:44.960 --> 1:14:48.840 The American student convicted that next and later acquitted of 1:14:48.920 --> 1:14:51.479 the murder and sexual assault of a British roommate in 1:14:51.520 --> 1:14:54.920 Italy is defending herself against accusations from the from the 1:14:55.000 --> 1:14:58.920 victim's sister that her comedy show at the Fringe Festival 1:14:58.920 --> 1:15:02.839 in Scotland trivialized violence against women. The show is called Cartwheel, 1:15:03.040 --> 1:15:05.000 which is a reference to a story that claimed Knox 1:15:05.040 --> 1:15:07.519 did cartwheels in the police station after Kircher's death. 1:15:07.880 --> 1:15:09.160 That's his debut's. 1:15:08.720 --> 1:15:11.040 Friday evening and is due to run for eleven straight 1:15:11.120 --> 1:15:14.679 nights at Edinburgh Fringe. Girl Ups three is coming because 1:15:14.720 --> 1:15:16.840 Adam Sandler wants to hang out with his buddies some more. 1:15:17.160 --> 1:15:20.519 Matt Rife is under fire after telling an autistic ghost 1:15:20.560 --> 1:15:27.240 hunter to kill himself on Instagram. And this former youth like. 1:15:27.200 --> 1:15:29.639 The fakest headlin I've ever heard of my life. 1:15:30.120 --> 1:15:35.120 It's a real thing. And a former youth basketball prodigy 1:15:35.280 --> 1:15:38.960 Julian Newman, I don't know how you could make this statement. 1:15:39.080 --> 1:15:40.400 It's just it's so weird. 1:15:40.520 --> 1:15:44.200 This this guy's sister, This family went viral for their 1:15:44.240 --> 1:15:47.479 success playing varsity basketball as elementary school kids, and then 1:15:47.520 --> 1:15:50.000 now they have this big social media following, and the 1:15:50.160 --> 1:15:53.679 sister has a sex tape leaked, and her brother's reaction 1:15:53.880 --> 1:15:56.920 is to say that this situation, this sex tape is 1:15:56.960 --> 1:15:59.920 going to make his sister more famous than Kim Kardashian, 1:16:00.960 --> 1:16:05.000 not to be disgusted, disturbed, not to be pissed the lead. 1:16:05.439 --> 1:16:08.799 He found out his sister is on the internet having 1:16:08.840 --> 1:16:11.400 sex with somebody, and he goes, you know what, She's 1:16:11.439 --> 1:16:16.240 going to be bigger than Kim Kardashian. Wow, buddy, that 1:16:16.320 --> 1:16:19.120 would be hard for anybody to do, but maybe not 1:16:19.160 --> 1:16:21.920 so much for him. Hey, if you have a mortgage quote, 1:16:21.920 --> 1:16:24.320 the number one thing people get wrong is just signing 1:16:24.360 --> 1:16:26.920 the paperwork saying I'll take it. That's a good quote. 1:16:26.960 --> 1:16:28.559 You need to shop that around, and you need that 1:16:28.600 --> 1:16:31.439 mortgage guy Don's expertise to help you do so. 1:16:31.479 --> 1:16:32.679 It's very easy to compare your quote. 1:16:32.680 --> 1:16:34.320 You can do it on his website, that mortgage guy 1:16:34.360 --> 1:16:36.760 don dot com. Oh, I didn't put the thing in, 1:16:36.840 --> 1:16:39.040 so I have to play it myself. 1:16:45.840 --> 1:16:49.519 Point Josh, like a loser. I was about sing it 1:16:49.560 --> 1:16:54.040 for you. What was that? Matt Rias told an autistic 1:16:54.120 --> 1:16:57.719 ghost hunter to kill himself. So is the ghost hunter 1:16:57.840 --> 1:17:01.520 autistic or does he hunt autistic ghost it is? It's 1:17:01.560 --> 1:17:05.719 a good question, Josh. That's such a specific gig. If true, it. 1:17:05.680 --> 1:17:09.320 Is in fact a ghost hunter who is autistic. He 1:17:09.400 --> 1:17:12.160 told a paranormal expert with autism to kill himself. 1:17:12.400 --> 1:17:14.880 Can be real, aren't all? The ghost hunter is autistic 1:17:14.960 --> 1:17:16.200 to some extent. 1:17:16.280 --> 1:17:19.400 Maybe a little bit the paranormal investigator in this case. 1:17:19.439 --> 1:17:24.320 Chris Mack responded to some posts about Matt Rife had 1:17:25.240 --> 1:17:28.799 posted by giving an online sermon on the Salem witch trials, 1:17:29.080 --> 1:17:33.160 which for whatever reason led Matt to rip into him 1:17:33.240 --> 1:17:38.599 on Instagram, and he wrote at Christopher mac one s one, Sir, 1:17:39.000 --> 1:17:42.280 you are a lifeless douchebag. Please remove yourself from this earth. 1:17:42.360 --> 1:17:44.960 Absolutely nobody is reading your novels in these comments. You 1:17:45.000 --> 1:17:47.439 do not matter to anybody. The event has already sold 1:17:47.479 --> 1:17:49.640 thousands of tickets. Now watches I block you and you 1:17:49.720 --> 1:17:51.080 fall back into non existence. 1:17:51.479 --> 1:17:57.160 Wow, yeah, aggressive little Yeah. I mean you're already winning. 1:17:57.280 --> 1:17:59.400 Sometimes people don't get that, Like when you're already really 1:17:59.400 --> 1:18:01.920 winning it like you're doing much better than somebody else. 1:18:02.200 --> 1:18:04.519 You don't necessarily need to do that, you know, it 1:18:04.680 --> 1:18:07.320 just makes you look worse. Like yeah, like Matt Rife 1:18:07.320 --> 1:18:09.760 comes out of this looking like a piece of say whoa, 1:18:09.760 --> 1:18:14.639 whoa whoa. Yeah, yeah, all right, I thought it was done. 1:18:14.760 --> 1:18:18.479 I thought the FCC was really I saw a car wreck. 1:18:18.520 --> 1:18:21.479 It happened on the camera, all right. I mean, just 1:18:21.560 --> 1:18:24.640 I want you to know it. At my pizzeria, Shawn's Tomatoes, 1:18:25.200 --> 1:18:30.519 there's no cursing just about Shawn's Prawns. Sean's Bronz is 1:18:30.560 --> 1:18:33.920 a great It's a seafood restaurant. It's about Seawan's from 1:18:34.000 --> 1:18:37.720 dust till Dawn's. Can you do me a favorite when 1:18:37.720 --> 1:18:41.599 I tell you about my restaurant ideas off air? Can 1:18:41.640 --> 1:18:45.599 you keep my restaurant ideas off air? Now? Sewan's Pronz 1:18:45.720 --> 1:18:50.840 is ruined. Now everything with the launch of Sean Prons 1:18:50.840 --> 1:18:56.000 and the Shawn's Browns Empire. It's like Shawn John, Yeah, 1:18:56.000 --> 1:19:00.840 it is. Thanks thanks to that. I was planning on 1:19:00.920 --> 1:19:03.519 copying that logo that was gonna be our uniform. It's 1:19:03.520 --> 1:19:07.639 a very fancy signature style. Pretty cool. Sean's Prawns. Okay, 1:19:08.000 --> 1:19:11.000 quick break when we come back this week in Florida 1:19:11.479 --> 1:19:14.160 is on the way and we'll see what's happening there 1:19:14.200 --> 1:19:16.960 with a roundup of all the embarrassing Florida stories. I 1:19:17.000 --> 1:19:20.519 got this Coca Cola conspiracy, I got the story about 1:19:20.560 --> 1:19:23.599 this teenage killer that's making is more flock stuff popping 1:19:23.680 --> 1:19:25.960 in a whole bunch more on the way. It's all 1:19:25.960 --> 1:19:33.160 coming up next and the news Chunkie dude, welcome and friend. 1:19:33.479 --> 1:19:35.519 The weekend is on and you're in the world's most 1:19:35.680 --> 1:19:39.840 viral newsroom. We're so happy to have you here with us, 1:19:40.040 --> 1:19:42.280 and we have so much to talk about. Learn more 1:19:42.360 --> 1:19:46.000 about the show as you might imagine over at thenewsjunkie 1:19:46.080 --> 1:19:48.800 dot com. I think I've been doing it wrong my 1:19:48.840 --> 1:19:52.800 whole life, Seelane, you're a tech guy, is known as 1:19:52.800 --> 1:19:55.040 the tech Guy. They call him the tech Guy. Christopher 1:19:55.160 --> 1:19:57.680 Dolores Lane Hey, it's me a tech guy. See I 1:19:57.720 --> 1:20:00.720 told you Josh is not and it's the tech gut 1:20:01.160 --> 1:20:04.280 Sea len Is. Indeed, I saw this story like some 1:20:04.320 --> 1:20:06.200 of that. You're just flipping through eight a clock. Once. 1:20:06.880 --> 1:20:09.800 I'll be flipping through stories getting ready for the show, 1:20:09.840 --> 1:20:11.120 and I'll go, Okay, we got to talk about this. 1:20:11.120 --> 1:20:12.680 We're got to talk about this big dramatic thing, this 1:20:12.800 --> 1:20:15.120 controversial thing. And then I'll see something that's not really 1:20:15.160 --> 1:20:17.559 controversial or dramatic at all, and I'll go, that can't 1:20:17.600 --> 1:20:20.640 be true. But I don't know enough about that specific 1:20:20.680 --> 1:20:23.559 thing to debunk whatever's going on. But there was literally 1:20:23.560 --> 1:20:25.599 a story that went viral this week. Sorry to start 1:20:25.600 --> 1:20:27.120 with this. We're gonna get into this week in Florida 1:20:27.160 --> 1:20:29.240 in like five seconds here, I promise you, all right, 1:20:29.880 --> 1:20:31.639 but this let me pull it up just in case 1:20:31.720 --> 1:20:33.720 you guys won't maybe believe me or something. For those 1:20:33.760 --> 1:20:36.280 of you watching at YouTube dot com, Slash the News 1:20:36.360 --> 1:20:39.559 Junkie MSN had this story and I go, this must 1:20:39.600 --> 1:20:44.000 be nonsense. And it says stop using your car's USB 1:20:44.240 --> 1:20:47.920 port to charge your phone. Why I I literally do 1:20:48.040 --> 1:20:51.240 this all the time. I think USB in their car 1:20:51.320 --> 1:20:51.680 does this? 1:20:51.920 --> 1:20:54.800 I have wired car plays, so I have to, you know, 1:20:54.840 --> 1:20:57.800 to use that function, uh, plug my phone in. 1:20:58.000 --> 1:21:00.360 Same they're saying that that's not what it's for. Wait, look, 1:21:00.439 --> 1:21:02.560 let's show the people this who are watching on YouTube. 1:21:02.720 --> 1:21:04.840 If you have a relatively new vehicle, it probably has 1:21:04.920 --> 1:21:08.800 USABA and newer USB sports in the dash. Blah blah blah. 1:21:08.880 --> 1:21:12.519 That USB sport in your car isn't for charging. It's 1:21:12.560 --> 1:21:15.360 mainly a data port. It says, no way in hell. 1:21:15.960 --> 1:21:19.200 And it's saying like, stop doing this. You're actually doing 1:21:19.439 --> 1:21:22.080 harm to your device, your your phone, whatever kind of 1:21:22.120 --> 1:21:25.880 phone you have. It says, Unfortunately, the built in USB 1:21:26.000 --> 1:21:28.799 ports and most cars aren't for charging. They're for data 1:21:28.840 --> 1:21:31.360 and the infotainment display. So you still have to plug 1:21:31.400 --> 1:21:33.160 them in. Then, yeah, you have to plug them in 1:21:33.200 --> 1:21:35.920 and then they charged. It's like I hate when I 1:21:35.960 --> 1:21:38.479 hear from an article like this. MSN's acting as if 1:21:38.479 --> 1:21:41.800 they're coming from some position of authority, and they're telling 1:21:41.840 --> 1:21:44.920 me that and everybody who plugs our cars into our 1:21:44.960 --> 1:21:47.400 cars we're doing something, or our phones into our cars, 1:21:47.720 --> 1:21:48.840 that we're doing something wrong. 1:21:48.920 --> 1:21:52.439 This is nonsense, right, I mean, what are we supposed 1:21:52.479 --> 1:21:56.439 to do? There's only one USB port in my phone. 1:21:56.800 --> 1:21:59.639 I think most people's phones only have one port, right, 1:21:59.720 --> 1:22:03.080 So if you're saying this same you know you're saying, 1:22:03.200 --> 1:22:05.479 don't use the port for charging, Well, we have to 1:22:05.479 --> 1:22:08.000 plug it in for data. It has to be used 1:22:08.040 --> 1:22:10.000 like that. In my car, I don't have wireless car 1:22:10.040 --> 1:22:13.200 play and I have to plug it in. So what's 1:22:13.280 --> 1:22:18.240 the alternative it charges? I don't get this article. It's stupid. 1:22:18.600 --> 1:22:20.840 Most USB ports and cars are for data transfer, not 1:22:20.960 --> 1:22:22.720 power delivery. As a result, if you hook up something 1:22:22.760 --> 1:22:24.959 like a USB voltage meter, you'll find that many automotive 1:22:25.040 --> 1:22:27.719 us BE ports only output around point five ams. Blah 1:22:27.720 --> 1:22:29.479 blah blah blah blah. And so they're just like, you 1:22:29.479 --> 1:22:32.280 shouldn't do this. Stop doing this thing that we're all 1:22:32.280 --> 1:22:35.320 doing because somehow it's not right. Stop using your car's 1:22:35.439 --> 1:22:38.599 USB port to charge your phone. Fake news. All right, 1:22:38.680 --> 1:22:41.559 I'm calling fake news on this non sense. 1:22:41.560 --> 1:22:43.479 It's not like I have the option to plug it 1:22:43.520 --> 1:22:46.439 in for data, but go, hey, car, wait, wait, wait, 1:22:46.800 --> 1:22:49.960 while we're at this, don't do any charging. Yeah, I'm 1:22:50.000 --> 1:22:53.200 going to need you to just stream my music into 1:22:53.240 --> 1:22:55.719 the car and do none of the battery charging. 1:22:56.200 --> 1:23:02.320 We're labeling it fake. That is indeed fake news. With 1:23:02.439 --> 1:23:04.920 that sealand's time to kick things off. Are you ready 1:23:04.920 --> 1:23:08.720 to do this Week in Florida? Let's go. Let's do 1:23:08.840 --> 1:23:12.080 This Week in Florida's. 1:23:10.840 --> 1:23:14.680 Giving you a recap of the most grown worthy stories. 1:23:14.200 --> 1:23:14.920 In the States. 1:23:15.200 --> 1:23:16.599 It's this Week in Florida. 1:23:17.920 --> 1:23:19.160 That's right, the weekend is here. 1:23:19.200 --> 1:23:21.040 It's time to take a trip around the Sunshine State 1:23:21.080 --> 1:23:22.680 see some of the craziness that has gone on in 1:23:22.760 --> 1:23:26.040 the past seven days or so. And we start in Tampa, 1:23:26.160 --> 1:23:29.320 where a follow up on some things we talked about. 1:23:29.360 --> 1:23:33.000 We even talked to a person involved in this. But 1:23:33.080 --> 1:23:36.880 we have a winner for this year's Big Florida Python Challenge. 1:23:37.280 --> 1:23:40.759 Oh really, that's right. A Tampa man is this year's 1:23:40.840 --> 1:23:43.479 top snake hunter. Tom ray Hill took home the ten 1:23:43.479 --> 1:23:47.880 thousand dollars prize after removing ninety six pythons from Everglades 1:23:47.960 --> 1:23:50.720 National Park as part of the Florida Python Challenge, the 1:23:50.760 --> 1:23:54.240 most of any competitor overall. This year's challenge wrapped with 1:23:54.640 --> 1:23:58.000 two hundred and eighty invasive Burmese pythons removed out of 1:23:58.040 --> 1:24:01.360 one of America's most iconic ecosists. The ten day event 1:24:01.439 --> 1:24:04.960 drew nine hundred and seven participants from thirty states and overseas. 1:24:04.960 --> 1:24:08.519 According to the Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission, the longest 1:24:08.560 --> 1:24:13.599 snake pulled during the challenge measured nearly seventeen feet hotly cow. 1:24:14.320 --> 1:24:19.120 Other top finishers include in the professional most Pythons category 1:24:19.200 --> 1:24:22.680 Christina Kraus with thirty six pythons, runner up as our 1:24:22.720 --> 1:24:25.360 friend Taylor Stanbury with thirty four. 1:24:25.520 --> 1:24:28.519 She's the woman that we talked to that won last year. 1:24:28.560 --> 1:24:31.439 I think it was I believe so yeah, something like that. 1:24:31.680 --> 1:24:36.200 She's like an Instagram influencer and she catches snakes and 1:24:36.240 --> 1:24:37.280 does all that stuff too. 1:24:37.760 --> 1:24:40.679 Anthony Fauci is having an annoying couple weeks and that's 1:24:40.720 --> 1:24:44.400 not ending any time soon, it seems. Florida Attorney General 1:24:44.479 --> 1:24:47.759 James Uthmeyer announced Wednesday his office had issued a subpoena 1:24:47.800 --> 1:24:51.040 at to doctor Fauci for alleged self benefit during the 1:24:51.080 --> 1:24:57.280 COVID nineteen pandemic. The Fauci previously was questioned by Congress 1:24:57.320 --> 1:24:59.880 and took the Fifth Amendment one hundred and eleven times. 1:25:00.040 --> 1:25:02.920 I believed there. It was a lot. 1:25:03.080 --> 1:25:05.200 It was like he didn't answer a single question, which 1:25:05.240 --> 1:25:08.040 they're trying to hold him in contempt for which is 1:25:08.400 --> 1:25:11.519 absolutely stupid and contempts for like it. 1:25:11.479 --> 1:25:14.479 Doesn't look good. He should he should answer these questions, 1:25:14.560 --> 1:25:17.120 I think, but it doesn't look good. But isn't that 1:25:17.160 --> 1:25:18.280 what the Fifth Amendment is for? 1:25:19.439 --> 1:25:23.439 They're holding him in contempt because they say, and this 1:25:23.560 --> 1:25:26.040 is not even a great argument for this. They say 1:25:26.040 --> 1:25:29.519 that because he was pardoned, the answers to his questions 1:25:29.560 --> 1:25:31.240 can't do him any harm. 1:25:31.280 --> 1:25:32.360 But that the part the. 1:25:33.880 --> 1:25:37.519 Existence of the pardon doesn't just automatically take away your 1:25:37.520 --> 1:25:40.360 Fifth Amendment right. That's not a negotiable right. You still 1:25:40.400 --> 1:25:43.920 have a Fifth Amendment right. And the pardon is for 1:25:44.040 --> 1:25:48.160 federal charges that he cannot get, but he could still 1:25:48.160 --> 1:25:51.479 get state charges. And that's why he didn't answer any questions. 1:25:51.479 --> 1:25:53.519 So they can't like go after him for something that 1:25:53.520 --> 1:25:57.040 he said. And that's exactly what it sounds like Attorney 1:25:57.040 --> 1:25:58.880 General of Florida, James uth Meyer is. 1:25:58.840 --> 1:26:01.840 Trying to do. But we'll see if it works out. 1:26:01.920 --> 1:26:02.479 Probably not. 1:26:03.600 --> 1:26:06.759 There's a guy who met a woman on a dating app. 1:26:07.240 --> 1:26:10.040 Not such a nice fella. Over in Flagler County the 1:26:10.040 --> 1:26:12.680 Sheriff's office as thirty one year old Justin Fountain was 1:26:12.760 --> 1:26:16.880 arrested as He allegedly used GPS to track and follow 1:26:16.920 --> 1:26:19.519 a woman he met on a dating app around the county, 1:26:19.720 --> 1:26:22.679 including to her work, to a hotel she was staying 1:26:22.720 --> 1:26:27.040 at creepy, and eventually stole something from her that is 1:26:27.360 --> 1:26:30.559 very I would say important, very sentimental. Of all the 1:26:30.560 --> 1:26:32.519 things you could steal, this is a real dick move. 1:26:32.920 --> 1:26:36.679 He stole her late son's ashes. Oh oh man, gods 1:26:37.160 --> 1:26:40.120 under the jail, the victim told investigators after she met 1:26:40.120 --> 1:26:42.800 Fountain through the app. It doesn't say what app Unfortunately 1:26:43.000 --> 1:26:46.000 I can't see here on this thing. He became increasingly 1:26:46.040 --> 1:26:48.360 controlling and aggressive. She claims he not only stocked her, 1:26:48.400 --> 1:26:51.160 but stole a teddy bear containing her son's ashes after 1:26:51.200 --> 1:26:53.600 she asked him to leave her alone. He texted the 1:26:53.640 --> 1:26:56.920 victim over one hundred times after stealing the ashes. The 1:26:56.960 --> 1:26:59.080 text include threats to stop her from calling the police 1:26:59.160 --> 1:27:02.000 that reportedly read, you need to answer my calls if 1:27:02.040 --> 1:27:03.960 you know what's good for you, and I'm going to 1:27:04.080 --> 1:27:07.920 destroy you. He is behind bars, and good news the 1:27:07.960 --> 1:27:12.439 stolen teddy bear has been returned to the victim. Another 1:27:13.479 --> 1:27:16.160 not so good I would say mother of the day. 1:27:16.200 --> 1:27:18.439 But this is like a hole. The whole house the 1:27:18.479 --> 1:27:22.880 whole parent whoever was involved in this is in deep trouble, 1:27:22.960 --> 1:27:26.360 and for good reason. Authorities have rescued four children from 1:27:26.400 --> 1:27:29.240 what they call a house of horrors where they had 1:27:29.280 --> 1:27:33.360 been sleeping on flea ridden mattresses and in urine soaked conditions. 1:27:33.800 --> 1:27:35.960 Four people have been charged in connection with the investigation, 1:27:36.000 --> 1:27:40.960 which kicked off in Putnam County, around sixty miles from Jacksonville. 1:27:41.520 --> 1:27:44.679 According to the arrest report, a caseworker from DCF asked 1:27:44.720 --> 1:27:47.200 the Sheriff's office to investigate the home of a baby 1:27:47.240 --> 1:27:50.080 who had a severe diaper rash and weight loss. And 1:27:50.120 --> 1:27:53.519 when they got to the home, oh my, what did 1:27:53.560 --> 1:27:56.639 they find? The determined They determined the baby baby's vital 1:27:56.680 --> 1:27:58.240 signs were so weak that it could have died if 1:27:58.240 --> 1:28:01.519 authorities had not intervened to other children were removed from 1:28:01.560 --> 1:28:03.920 the home and placed into DCF care along with the baby. 1:28:04.160 --> 1:28:06.679 A second search hoarn was obtained that they found. They said, 1:28:06.680 --> 1:28:10.040 words cannot describe the house of horrors. Animal feezs, in 1:28:10.200 --> 1:28:14.240 urine everywhere, black mold flies, small children trying to navigate 1:28:14.280 --> 1:28:18.840 hazardous flooring conditions, and had they grew up all around this, 1:28:19.120 --> 1:28:22.480 not knowing that this is just the worst possible conditions 1:28:22.680 --> 1:28:24.559 you could be and they just thought this is this 1:28:24.760 --> 1:28:25.280 was life. 1:28:25.520 --> 1:28:29.280 Wow. According to arrest report, Jody Danielle Cannon was arrested 1:28:29.280 --> 1:28:31.960 in charge with aggravated child neglect with great bodily harm 1:28:32.000 --> 1:28:35.439 and child neglect. Four dogs and three kittens have been 1:28:35.720 --> 1:28:38.360 handed over to animal services and will be assessed for 1:28:38.400 --> 1:28:41.320 possibility of adoption. And they're happy to report the baby 1:28:41.800 --> 1:28:45.720 is thriving, happy, and gaining weight. But overall just not 1:28:45.880 --> 1:28:50.960 a great situation to find in sounds stinky. Yeah, like 1:28:51.520 --> 1:28:54.439 of all the things, like you know, as a law 1:28:54.520 --> 1:28:57.000 enforcement officer coming home and like how's your day? And 1:28:57.640 --> 1:29:00.800 that's not the one. That's not the one. 1:29:01.400 --> 1:29:06.400 A boater fuming over people hunting for lobsters in his 1:29:06.640 --> 1:29:10.679 spot is now facing an attempted murder charge a lobster 1:29:10.720 --> 1:29:11.439 driving session. 1:29:11.680 --> 1:29:14.840 This is an interesting story, super crazy, but I was 1:29:14.880 --> 1:29:16.280 like as soon as I read it, I was like, 1:29:16.439 --> 1:29:17.280 that's attempted murder. 1:29:17.320 --> 1:29:20.400 That's one hundred percent attempted murder. A lobster diving session 1:29:20.400 --> 1:29:22.880 off the Florida coast turned dangerous when a fifty one 1:29:22.920 --> 1:29:25.960 year old man allegedly shut off a diver's air supply 1:29:26.479 --> 1:29:29.400 because he was mad that people were hunting the lobsters 1:29:29.439 --> 1:29:33.400 in his spot. Michael Simpson facing an attempted murder charge. 1:29:33.400 --> 1:29:35.840 Court record show, according to the rest Affidavid, a ship captain, 1:29:35.880 --> 1:29:39.280 had several juveniles on his boat to dive for lobsters 1:29:39.280 --> 1:29:42.759 near Miami. Anchored on a spot on the water early 1:29:42.800 --> 1:29:45.280 on July twenty ninth, were preparing to dive when Simpson 1:29:45.320 --> 1:29:48.759 quickly approached in another boat. He circled the vessel several 1:29:48.800 --> 1:29:51.639 times before he anchored about ten feet away and warned 1:29:51.640 --> 1:29:54.040 that a bigger boat was on its way. This sounds 1:29:54.120 --> 1:29:58.960 like piracy, yeah, a little bit. And then it says 1:29:59.000 --> 1:30:01.280 the juvenile was using a tankless diver unit with air 1:30:01.280 --> 1:30:04.639 hose lines coming from a flotation device. After exchanging words 1:30:04.680 --> 1:30:07.960 with a rival boat owner, Simpson became irate and said 1:30:07.960 --> 1:30:09.840 he could turn off the air if he wanted to, 1:30:10.320 --> 1:30:12.760 and apparently he wanted to. He allegedly jumped in the 1:30:12.760 --> 1:30:15.240 water and intentionally turned off the unit, cutting off the 1:30:15.280 --> 1:30:18.639 victims air supply. He is being held on ten thousand 1:30:18.680 --> 1:30:22.240 dollars bond and charged with attempted murder. 1:30:22.400 --> 1:30:24.920 Said he can we hear from him. I have have him, 1:30:24.960 --> 1:30:27.000 I guess defending himself. I want to see what he says, 1:30:27.040 --> 1:30:28.920 because he's like, you got it all wrong. That seemed 1:30:29.240 --> 1:30:32.000 to put me in this category of a murder or 1:30:32.280 --> 1:30:39.400 attempted murder on a young kid. It's disgusting tonight. He's 1:30:39.800 --> 1:30:44.280 sharing his story. Let me let me fast fa. I 1:30:44.320 --> 1:30:48.759 just want his part. I don't want to his Digg 1:30:49.120 --> 1:30:50.000 story here. 1:30:50.040 --> 1:30:51.200 He is misunderstanding. 1:30:51.479 --> 1:30:55.120 Michael Simpson says his accusers have it all wrong. 1:30:55.080 --> 1:30:56.240 One hundred percent. 1:30:56.479 --> 1:31:01.439 No. Why would I intentionally turn off a compressor where 1:31:01.479 --> 1:31:03.439 somebody possibly's on the bottom breathing. 1:31:03.600 --> 1:31:04.599 It's just not true. 1:31:04.800 --> 1:31:08.120 The father of two tour boat owner an Avid Spear fisherman, 1:31:08.479 --> 1:31:11.320 providing an interview exclusively with seven News. 1:31:11.520 --> 1:31:12.960 We're on our boat. 1:31:14.600 --> 1:31:18.800 Days after this many lobster season altercation between two diving groups, 1:31:18.800 --> 1:31:21.600 the video of it, which resulted in his arrest for 1:31:21.680 --> 1:31:25.320 attempted murder. He's accused of turning off this air supply 1:31:25.439 --> 1:31:29.360 machine or a Brownie device, which provides fresh air to 1:31:29.479 --> 1:31:30.479 divers underwater. 1:31:30.760 --> 1:31:32.280 So he says he didn't do it, and he says 1:31:32.280 --> 1:31:35.960 he has like video evidence. He better. That's not looking good. 1:31:36.000 --> 1:31:38.719 That would be very helpful for him, because attempted murder 1:31:38.760 --> 1:31:42.120 is probably not an easy charge. When the diver's surfaced, 1:31:42.120 --> 1:31:44.000 he was tangled with the hose and anchor line and 1:31:44.040 --> 1:31:46.920 gasping for air. According to the police, appeared disoriented and 1:31:47.040 --> 1:31:50.880 was confused about what happened. A video show Simpson quickly 1:31:50.960 --> 1:31:54.439 swimming away before fleeing in his boat. So the Simpson 1:31:54.520 --> 1:31:57.759 better have a real good video to counter this, because 1:31:57.880 --> 1:32:00.360 he looks like he's in deep trouble. 1:32:00.680 --> 1:32:02.920 Wow. A wild seat on nine ninety five into Tuesday 1:32:02.960 --> 1:32:06.759 when a driver doing donuts crashed, threw a gun across 1:32:06.760 --> 1:32:11.240 the highway, and hid a drug packed suitcase. Fifty three 1:32:11.280 --> 1:32:15.640 year old Austes Diaz swerved wildly through northbound traffic near 1:32:15.680 --> 1:32:18.880 Wolfbright Road, pulling donuts across lanes and I don't know 1:32:18.880 --> 1:32:21.680 if they're using donuts right here, donuts across lanes and 1:32:21.720 --> 1:32:25.080 nearly swiping several cars, including one carrying two children. After 1:32:25.160 --> 1:32:27.559 slamming his rented twenty twenty six Ford Maverick into the 1:32:27.560 --> 1:32:31.080 center wall, Witnesses watched in shock as a frantic Diaz 1:32:31.160 --> 1:32:33.960 jumped out and began hurling items over the median into 1:32:34.000 --> 1:32:37.599 southbound lanes. Among the toss debris was his own bumper, 1:32:37.840 --> 1:32:40.800 A purple suitcase and a black bag holding cocaine and 1:32:40.800 --> 1:32:44.400 a loaded three twenty seven Revolver. OH Troopers on zine 1:32:44.400 --> 1:32:47.519 noticed Diaz was sweating profusely, slurring his speech, and barely 1:32:47.560 --> 1:32:50.559 able to stand. A thorough search uncovered the loaded handgun 1:32:50.560 --> 1:32:54.120 and cocaine residue, over twenty three grams marijuana, THD gummies 1:32:54.120 --> 1:32:57.559 and wax, and mysterious blue pills hidden inside a locked 1:32:57.600 --> 1:33:01.080 suitcase sniffed out by the canine unit as a laundry 1:33:01.080 --> 1:33:04.280 list of serious charges including DUI, reckless driving aggravated asalt 1:33:04.280 --> 1:33:06.320 fell into possession of firearm, taming where with evidence in 1:33:06.439 --> 1:33:11.360 multiple drug offenses. No charges though for one mister Braden 1:33:11.439 --> 1:33:16.600 Peters aka Clavicular Clavicular, I never would have got that. 1:33:16.640 --> 1:33:18.200 I didn't know that was his real name. Josh is 1:33:18.200 --> 1:33:21.920 a big fan. Yes idiot, the social media influencer will 1:33:21.960 --> 1:33:25.560 not face charges after being arrested earlier this year. In February, 1:33:25.960 --> 1:33:26.400 he was. 1:33:26.479 --> 1:33:29.439 Arrested in connection with an incident and an Airbnb that 1:33:29.520 --> 1:33:33.920 he was renting where he I guess like got too 1:33:34.000 --> 1:33:36.679 chicks to fight. I'd like just to fight it out. 1:33:36.600 --> 1:33:38.720 Right, like his ex girlfriend was one of them. I 1:33:38.760 --> 1:33:40.000 thinkers something like that. 1:33:40.200 --> 1:33:42.400 The victim was battered by twenty four year old Violet 1:33:42.479 --> 1:33:46.080 Lens and a physical altercation. Detectives determined that Peters instigated 1:33:46.080 --> 1:33:48.400 the fight and posted on social media to exploit the 1:33:48.439 --> 1:33:51.880 two women, but following an investigation, it says that no 1:33:52.040 --> 1:33:54.439 charges will be filed against him and last, but not least, 1:33:55.400 --> 1:33:58.000 on a Tuesday afternoon, just before three pm and the 1:33:58.000 --> 1:34:01.439 parking lot of a publics on Lindsey Crossing, two adult 1:34:01.479 --> 1:34:04.120 men got into a verbal altercation over an ex girlfriend 1:34:04.400 --> 1:34:06.080 and that escalated into. 1:34:06.280 --> 1:34:07.439 A machete fight. 1:34:08.040 --> 1:34:11.120 Of course, they were both taken to a local hospital 1:34:11.120 --> 1:34:15.040 after sustaining non life threatening injuries. Panama City officials say 1:34:15.080 --> 1:34:17.679 both will be criminally charged after receiving the medical treatment. 1:34:17.920 --> 1:34:22.599 How do they both have machetes laying around landscape? Are 1:34:22.600 --> 1:34:24.160 you telling me you don't carry a machete with you 1:34:24.200 --> 1:34:24.679 at all times? 1:34:25.400 --> 1:34:28.080 I think I have a machete at my house. Josh 1:34:28.120 --> 1:34:28.519 has one. 1:34:28.560 --> 1:34:32.320 Oh yeah, oh well, It says they were taken to 1:34:32.360 --> 1:34:35.800 the local hospital after the public's fight, both armed with 1:34:36.200 --> 1:34:39.679 fixed blade weapons. It says in the police report that's 1:34:39.720 --> 1:34:41.679 it friends for this week in Florida. 1:34:42.320 --> 1:34:45.240 Thank you Sea Lane. I saw this story This is 1:34:45.240 --> 1:34:46.880 so crazy to me. I just wanted to bring this 1:34:46.960 --> 1:34:49.960 up real quick. And we talk about the g LP 1:34:50.120 --> 1:34:54.040 one drugs, and you know Ozempic. There's a million brands 1:34:54.040 --> 1:34:55.439 out there. I don't even know all of them now. 1:34:55.640 --> 1:34:59.679 I just remember Ozempic and we Goovi and Manjaro. Yeah, 1:34:59.720 --> 1:35:02.920 there's a bunch of these companies going to forget and 1:35:02.960 --> 1:35:06.320 they're all these GLP one drugs. And so just a 1:35:06.320 --> 1:35:09.160 little peak into what's going on behind the scenes here. 1:35:09.720 --> 1:35:13.720 Bank of America, just one company, just the company, Bank 1:35:13.760 --> 1:35:20.120 of America, for just their employees, they are currently paying 1:35:20.760 --> 1:35:26.160 two hundred and fifty million dollars per year for GLP 1:35:26.320 --> 1:35:31.920 one drugs. Just Bank of America, just one company, is 1:35:31.960 --> 1:35:35.959 paying a quarter of a billion dollars. How many employees 1:35:35.960 --> 1:35:39.080 do they have. They have two hundred and eleven thousand 1:35:39.120 --> 1:35:42.720 employees over at Bank of America, and they spend more 1:35:42.720 --> 1:35:44.960 than two hundred and fifty million dollars per year to 1:35:45.000 --> 1:35:49.320 cover GLP ones for prescribed members of their workforce. That's 1:35:49.439 --> 1:35:53.880 thirteen percent of its healthcare budget for the entire year. 1:35:54.479 --> 1:35:58.679 Thirteen percent is spent on this. The bank spent nothing, 1:35:58.920 --> 1:36:03.240 zero zilch na on GLP one coverage four or five 1:36:03.320 --> 1:36:05.479 years ago because obviously you know, it wasn't available in 1:36:05.479 --> 1:36:08.280 the markets. And now that two hundred and fifty million 1:36:08.400 --> 1:36:13.080 from one major company, that's just insane. It's it's taking 1:36:13.200 --> 1:36:15.320 up like I think it's probably taking up like ten 1:36:15.439 --> 1:36:19.600 percent of our healthcare budget for these companies across the 1:36:19.680 --> 1:36:23.000 United States of America, which is just wild to consider. Okay, 1:36:23.080 --> 1:36:27.720 quick break, when we come back, a street takeover, justice 1:36:27.760 --> 1:36:32.400 is served. Finally, I'll explain and I'll play the clip 1:36:32.439 --> 1:36:35.400 for you that you're gonna remember this weekend that's coming 1:36:35.520 --> 1:36:42.040 up next on the News, Chunky, Welcome in some of 1:36:42.080 --> 1:36:46.000 the world's most the finral newsroom. How are you good 1:36:46.040 --> 1:36:48.519 to see that? Thanks for being on board. If you 1:36:48.520 --> 1:36:50.519 want to find all the links everything to do with 1:36:50.560 --> 1:36:53.160 the show, everything you might need to know, you can 1:36:53.200 --> 1:36:56.200 go over to the neewsjunkie dot com and right there 1:36:56.200 --> 1:36:58.639 on the website you'll find all the info you could 1:36:58.640 --> 1:37:01.080 ask for in the world of all things the News Chunky, 1:37:01.439 --> 1:37:04.320 I've been seeing so many of these videos. Feed is 1:37:04.360 --> 1:37:07.480 full of them over on all of the social media platforms, 1:37:07.840 --> 1:37:11.080 and it's my fault. Mostly, Like if you hear somebody say, 1:37:11.120 --> 1:37:13.640 oh man, the Internet is just full of X, Y 1:37:13.800 --> 1:37:17.439 or Z. It's usually not always. Usually it's because that's 1:37:17.479 --> 1:37:19.880 what you're stopping on. That's what you're watching, that's what 1:37:19.880 --> 1:37:24.200 you're doing. The algorithm is like, you like people fighting, 1:37:24.320 --> 1:37:29.160 here's more people fighting. You know you you interacted, even 1:37:29.200 --> 1:37:32.599 it was for anger whatever, with a story about this. 1:37:32.760 --> 1:37:35.320 Here's a whole bunch more of that, and they just 1:37:35.439 --> 1:37:38.400 endlessly give it to you. I think I just saw 1:37:38.640 --> 1:37:42.559 was it the abdul lsied guy. I think he was 1:37:42.600 --> 1:37:45.439 doing an interview and he's like, man, Instagram is just 1:37:45.439 --> 1:37:48.639 full of OnlyFans models, and you go, oh, hang on. 1:37:50.600 --> 1:37:52.120 I forgot what he said, but he said something like, 1:37:52.200 --> 1:37:54.439 you know, my feet is just all Instagram models. I 1:37:54.439 --> 1:37:56.439 don't know what's going on over at Instagram and he go, 1:37:57.360 --> 1:38:00.240 Usually that means l site. You might have been hanging 1:38:00.280 --> 1:38:02.840 out on a couple of those videos for a little while. 1:38:03.120 --> 1:38:06.120 Stop tapping on them. What are you doing, buddy? Here's 1:38:06.200 --> 1:38:09.800 the street takeover video that I'm talking about. Now, this 1:38:09.880 --> 1:38:12.320 is the person who's narrating this. The whole group of 1:38:12.360 --> 1:38:15.720 people are absolutely amazing, so you get to hear what 1:38:15.880 --> 1:38:19.599 goes on here. But it was another situation and they've 1:38:19.640 --> 1:38:22.439 got to stop this nonsense. They can. All that needs 1:38:22.439 --> 1:38:25.680 to happen is a big crackdown from police officers on 1:38:25.720 --> 1:38:28.760 this and some of the e bike violations. Just start 1:38:28.800 --> 1:38:31.080 holding a people accountable. Every time you do this, every 1:38:31.080 --> 1:38:35.559 time somebody's held accountable, it stops right Like, it's so 1:38:35.680 --> 1:38:38.320 crazy to me how quickly that works. And you have 1:38:38.520 --> 1:38:41.759 people who either want law and order and want justice 1:38:41.800 --> 1:38:43.800 and want people to be held accountable, or people who 1:38:43.800 --> 1:38:46.200 don't want it and they want chaos and they want, 1:38:46.439 --> 1:38:50.160 you know, whatever, rid of a radical chaos change whatever 1:38:50.160 --> 1:38:52.760 they're looking for. And in this case, the street is 1:38:52.800 --> 1:38:55.080 closed down, there's some idiot in the middle of the 1:38:55.080 --> 1:39:01.080 street doing donuts in his vehicle, and justice comes quite quickly. 1:39:01.160 --> 1:39:02.800 All right, I'm gonna put this up on see it 1:39:02.880 --> 1:39:05.000 now on the news junkie dot com, so you can 1:39:05.040 --> 1:39:06.600 watch it when you get a chance. But let's go 1:39:06.640 --> 1:39:09.599 on a ride together. Here we go are the cars. 1:39:09.600 --> 1:39:11.880 There's a truck doing donuts in the middle of the road, 1:39:16.840 --> 1:39:19.639 and the cop starts coming right behind this guy. These 1:39:19.720 --> 1:39:23.200 narrators are so great. They're having one guy you really love. 1:39:23.240 --> 1:39:25.280 You're gonna you're gonna hear it in a second ceiling. 1:39:25.360 --> 1:39:27.519 Had to censor this because this guy gets a little 1:39:27.560 --> 1:39:45.360 bit loose over The cop is pinning the vehicle. You baby, 1:39:45.560 --> 1:39:52.920 you coat like. The cop does a pin maneuver whatever 1:39:53.000 --> 1:39:55.240 it is called. What's that called? Pit pit maneuver? The 1:39:55.240 --> 1:39:58.800 cop does a pit maneuver and spins this idiot's truck 1:39:58.840 --> 1:40:00.720 out after he plowed into some people who tried to 1:40:00.720 --> 1:40:03.960 flee the scene. The cop like, I don't know, uh 1:40:04.320 --> 1:40:08.520 a duke's of hazard, flies out of his vehicle, slides 1:40:08.600 --> 1:40:15.080 down the hood of his car and grabs this guy, 1:40:15.439 --> 1:40:19.479 this old man. He was like a little kid pulled 1:40:19.520 --> 1:40:22.519 out of the little The cop was able to one 1:40:22.640 --> 1:40:24.720 hand yank him out of the truck. He can't be 1:40:24.800 --> 1:40:27.920 that big, right he got He felt big when he 1:40:27.960 --> 1:40:31.280 was spinning around in that intersection a couple of seconds beforehand. 1:40:31.720 --> 1:40:34.519 But they got him fast again. I'll put this up 1:40:34.560 --> 1:40:37.400 on see it now. But just watching this cop was 1:40:37.479 --> 1:40:39.240 not having it anymore. He was like enough of these 1:40:39.240 --> 1:40:49.040 street takeos smashing him against it. Pitt maneuver right here? 1:40:49.439 --> 1:40:58.000 You caught you baby gun out, baby baby, you coat 1:40:58.120 --> 1:41:04.000 like it's my favorite I Like, there's a woman like, 1:41:04.120 --> 1:41:11.880 oh my god, a baby is having a blast watching 1:41:11.960 --> 1:41:14.640 the Street Justice go down. Oh, let me get a 1:41:14.640 --> 1:41:17.240 good screenshot of this so I can I can put 1:41:17.240 --> 1:41:19.760 this up on the website and you guys can see 1:41:19.760 --> 1:41:22.360 exactly what's going on here. Obviously you're listening. We want 1:41:22.360 --> 1:41:25.840 to make the visual available for you whenever possible, and 1:41:26.240 --> 1:41:28.400 if you're a Secret Show subscriber, you'll be able to 1:41:28.439 --> 1:41:30.920 see those forever. Everybody else gets a bit of a 1:41:30.960 --> 1:41:34.599 ticking clock on them, where for twenty four hours it's 1:41:34.600 --> 1:41:37.640 available for you to see exactly what's going on. So 1:41:37.960 --> 1:41:42.960 cop stops Street Takeover all right, there we go Street 1:41:43.120 --> 1:41:46.600 take Over. This guy is a ball though. He was 1:41:46.640 --> 1:41:50.880 just having fun listening to watch Baby love that guy 1:41:51.240 --> 1:41:56.920 wild Street Justice video. Okay, there we go, got that 1:41:57.040 --> 1:41:59.200 all set for you. Go over to the Newsyunki dot com. 1:41:59.240 --> 1:42:02.840 That's the website, or you can always check out the app, 1:42:02.840 --> 1:42:06.599 which is available for your Android or iPhone, and when 1:42:06.640 --> 1:42:08.920 you're over there, click that see it now menu or 1:42:09.000 --> 1:42:10.639 right there in the main feed, you'll see the stuff 1:42:10.640 --> 1:42:13.240 that we're talking about. Kind of a good time there, 1:42:13.280 --> 1:42:15.280 and they seem to be enjoying themselves. Let us know 1:42:15.320 --> 1:42:18.800 what you think. There's somebody else weighing in on Joey tomatoes. 1:42:18.840 --> 1:42:22.360 I don't know if we need more on that. We'll see. 1:42:22.680 --> 1:42:25.760 Uh here, do we want some more? Do we want 1:42:25.800 --> 1:42:29.200 some more jokes? Yes, yeah, buddy, we do. This is 1:42:29.240 --> 1:42:31.720 the day for it. I think it is. You're right, 1:42:31.720 --> 1:42:34.120 we got to get more entries in rate my blank. 1:42:34.240 --> 1:42:36.120 We made a decision whether it's good or bad. You 1:42:36.120 --> 1:42:39.639 can decide probably bad to do rate my dad jokes 1:42:39.680 --> 1:42:42.000 and our rate my blank is our contest for the week, 1:42:42.479 --> 1:42:44.439 and you send in whatever it is to try to 1:42:44.800 --> 1:42:46.800 try to win. And people have been sending in their 1:42:46.880 --> 1:42:51.040 dad jokes, whether they be text to speech or you know, 1:42:51.880 --> 1:42:55.040 whether they be them recording themselves telling the jokes, et cetera, 1:42:55.120 --> 1:43:00.439 et cetera. Here's what we have. Here's obi wan Canoli. Folks. 1:43:00.479 --> 1:43:02.439 You know why I renamed my toilet gym instead of 1:43:02.520 --> 1:43:05.720 John Well, everyone's really impressed when I tell them I 1:43:05.720 --> 1:43:06.840 go to the gym every morning. 1:43:10.280 --> 1:43:14.439 Okay, some loud ass cricket? Yeah, all right, Okay, to 1:43:14.520 --> 1:43:20.920 drown out the joke, here's another one. 1:43:22.040 --> 1:43:24.880 Good afternoon, junkies, here's my joke. 1:43:25.880 --> 1:43:28.040 How do astronauts throw a party? 1:43:29.200 --> 1:43:29.559 Oh? 1:43:29.680 --> 1:43:33.680 They plan it all right, have a good weekend. 1:43:33.920 --> 1:43:37.120 Okay, if we laugh, then you get bookmarked and you 1:43:37.160 --> 1:43:40.160 go to the next level. If not, Josh, I think 1:43:40.520 --> 1:43:43.759 slightly chucked. They plan it, get it, No, I get it. 1:43:43.800 --> 1:43:46.160 Is that enough for a bookmark? That is just it 1:43:46.240 --> 1:43:49.360 was teeny. I don't think it's I was just explaining 1:43:49.400 --> 1:43:52.120 because you had that issue with the Roman numerals earlier. 1:43:53.840 --> 1:43:56.920 Thank you. I appreciate that. Thank you so much. You're welcome. 1:43:57.040 --> 1:43:59.040 Here's Mama Greaser with her dad joke. 1:44:00.000 --> 1:44:03.600 Good morning, these junkies, Morning, good afternoon. I wanted to 1:44:03.600 --> 1:44:09.320 submit my joke, so here goes. I had a handy 1:44:09.360 --> 1:44:12.240 man come over to my house today and I wrote 1:44:12.360 --> 1:44:15.840 him out a list. When I got home, he had 1:44:15.920 --> 1:44:21.559 only done numbers one, three and five. Turns out he 1:44:21.760 --> 1:44:26.000 only does odd jobs. Anyways, Love you guys, have a 1:44:26.000 --> 1:44:26.479 great show. 1:44:27.960 --> 1:44:32.680 Okay, thank you for that. Appreciate the dispatch. Here's me. 1:44:32.920 --> 1:44:37.320 When's the best time to go to the dentist? Two thirty? 1:44:38.880 --> 1:44:45.320 That's plastic? Here is here's one about almonds. 1:44:47.320 --> 1:44:50.840 Almonds are harvested by attaching a machine to the trunk 1:44:50.880 --> 1:44:53.599 of the tree, and the whole tree is shaken, shooking, 1:44:54.000 --> 1:44:57.080 and the almonds fall out and they're all gathered. Some 1:44:57.160 --> 1:45:01.760 people pronounce almonds as ammond. They shook the l out 1:45:01.760 --> 1:45:05.880 of it. That's so specific. 1:45:07.520 --> 1:45:09.960 This is not only like a dad joke, it's an 1:45:10.040 --> 1:45:14.760 almond related dad joke. Like almond farmers probably love that one. 1:45:14.840 --> 1:45:17.599 They probably really really enjoyed. I shook the l out 1:45:17.600 --> 1:45:19.840 of it. Hey, we shook the hel out of it. 1:45:19.920 --> 1:45:24.080 We did. Here's couch Spider. What do vegan zombies eat 1:45:24.120 --> 1:45:30.320 for breakfast? Grass? I think I was supposed to be grains. 1:45:31.360 --> 1:45:37.599 Grass sounded like grass? What are they? What do vegan 1:45:37.760 --> 1:45:41.200 zombies eat for breakfast? Grass? What do vegan zombies eat 1:45:41.200 --> 1:45:49.719 for breakfast grass? All right? Grat see One more? 1:45:49.760 --> 1:45:51.840 Did you hear about the lawsuit against the funeral home 1:45:51.880 --> 1:45:55.960 in the open casket? It was an open and shutcase? 1:45:57.720 --> 1:46:00.439 Mm hm was it open case? 1:46:01.800 --> 1:46:05.000 Damn junkies, here's a dad joke for you. Why do 1:46:05.080 --> 1:46:07.920 women love bananas because they have a peal? 1:46:08.680 --> 1:46:18.320 A a bug? One? I was at the saddest comic 1:46:18.840 --> 1:46:22.400 heard of my life? Can I play that part again? 1:46:30.800 --> 1:46:34.120 One more? That's it? That's all I can handle. Here's 1:46:36.720 --> 1:46:40.080 Michael Jackson. Oh god, this distance? Why did the female 1:46:40.160 --> 1:46:48.519 monkey fall out of the tree? She's dead? Wow? Buddy. Okay, 1:46:49.080 --> 1:46:52.479 a female monkey? Yeah? Really? Uh? One more? 1:46:52.600 --> 1:46:57.280 Did y'all hear about the new sushi restaurant that exclusively 1:46:57.439 --> 1:47:02.920 caters to lawyers? It's called so sue me? 1:47:04.439 --> 1:47:11.559 Nope, no, it didn't work, so sue me. No, no reaction. Sorry, sorry, 1:47:11.560 --> 1:47:14.120 but I have to look. Let me check right now. 1:47:14.160 --> 1:47:19.000 How many we have bookmark for our finals? We have one, two, three, four, five. 1:47:19.680 --> 1:47:24.559 We only have five six, six. Some of them are 1:47:24.640 --> 1:47:27.840 very inappropriate. I'm just I'm looking back, all right, we 1:47:27.880 --> 1:47:31.240 don't have that many. So just so you guys know, 1:47:31.680 --> 1:47:33.360 you have an opportunity to get in here and do 1:47:33.439 --> 1:47:36.960 much better than these folks have done so far. Glenn 1:47:36.960 --> 1:47:38.439 thinks he can do it. I don't know. 1:47:40.960 --> 1:47:43.599 Hey, guys, there's two old men sitting on a park 1:47:43.640 --> 1:47:46.479 bench and a dog walks up starts licking himself. One 1:47:46.520 --> 1:47:48.680 old man looks at the other and he says, I 1:47:48.760 --> 1:47:51.280 wish I could do that. The other old man says, 1:47:51.280 --> 1:47:54.920 that dog bite you, wiggles and pops. 1:47:56.479 --> 1:47:59.200 It's gonna be a because he wouldn't be licking the dog. Okay, 1:48:01.120 --> 1:48:05.040 that's it. You're dragging us down over here. A quick break. 1:48:05.040 --> 1:48:07.360 When we come back. Jury duty is on the way. 1:48:07.640 --> 1:48:10.880 Then I've got a flock camera update, another wild story 1:48:10.880 --> 1:48:14.960 about that and the Power Hour which is Action Pack today. 1:48:14.960 --> 1:48:17.759 Don't miss it. It's coming up next on the News Junkie. 1:48:19.960 --> 1:48:23.519 What don't We quit? A time to be alive. Welcome 1:48:23.560 --> 1:48:26.240 and thank you for hanging out with us here on 1:48:26.479 --> 1:48:29.280 the show. We love to hear from you. And there's 1:48:29.280 --> 1:48:32.200 many ways that you can send your thoughts into the 1:48:32.200 --> 1:48:36.160 News Chunky, and that is one through what we call dispatches. 1:48:36.479 --> 1:48:39.720 Send a dispatch at any time, anytime, doesn't matter what 1:48:39.800 --> 1:48:42.240 it is. Look at the clock right now, perfect time 1:48:42.280 --> 1:48:45.320 to send a dispatch. Go over to the Neewsjunkie dot com, 1:48:45.360 --> 1:48:48.040 record your thoughts and get on the show. You can 1:48:48.160 --> 1:48:50.160 send text to speech if you want, and then we'll have, 1:48:50.240 --> 1:48:52.960 like you know, one of our voices. Although Josh is 1:48:53.000 --> 1:48:56.479 suspiciously not on the talk to speech or Texas Speech voices. 1:48:56.560 --> 1:48:59.760 That's right, he has managed to stay away from it, 1:48:59.800 --> 1:49:02.839 even though it's good, very identifiable voice. I don't trust 1:49:02.880 --> 1:49:05.040 you people. You can make Sea Lan and I see 1:49:05.120 --> 1:49:09.200 with you people. That's a weird. And you can also 1:49:09.320 --> 1:49:13.240 email the show if you're interested over at tips tips 1:49:13.439 --> 1:49:16.920 at the Newsjunkie dot com I saw people going nuts 1:49:16.920 --> 1:49:18.439 about this, so let's let's do a bit of a 1:49:19.520 --> 1:49:22.320 view on this video with one point seven million of 1:49:22.360 --> 1:49:25.920 them already, and also a bit of a fact check 1:49:25.960 --> 1:49:30.880 afterward if we need it. This is from somebody on 1:49:30.880 --> 1:49:34.800 on x Twitter is formally Twitter, but now x uh. 1:49:34.840 --> 1:49:39.400 And they said, we're exposing Coca Cola. Oh what did 1:49:39.439 --> 1:49:43.280 Coca Cola do? Let's listen in here we goes Coca Cola. 1:49:43.439 --> 1:49:44.840 I'm going to need an explanation for this. 1:49:45.200 --> 1:49:47.040 Right, We're gonna do this one live because I don't 1:49:47.080 --> 1:49:48.880 want to see any comments that, oh, this is a 1:49:48.920 --> 1:49:50.679 conspiracy theory, blah blah. 1:49:50.760 --> 1:49:53.040 You can see we're on the Coca Cola website U 1:49:53.120 --> 1:49:53.880 r L right there. 1:49:54.479 --> 1:49:57.720 We're going to scroll down to personalize our cokecn The 1:49:57.760 --> 1:49:58.639 first entry. 1:49:58.400 --> 1:50:02.920 We're gonna have. I offered this is Allah's King. No 1:50:03.040 --> 1:50:04.959 issues with that. So you can go to the website 1:50:04.960 --> 1:50:06.880 and you can put in a message and it puts 1:50:06.920 --> 1:50:08.640 the message in your Coca Cola can, and then you 1:50:08.640 --> 1:50:10.799 could buy it for nine dollars and ninety five cents 1:50:11.720 --> 1:50:15.960 and he does Allah is King and that shows up 1:50:15.960 --> 1:50:16.519 on the can. 1:50:16.560 --> 1:50:20.080 You can see it on the coke can next entry, 1:50:20.080 --> 1:50:24.120 We're gonna try. 1:50:25.360 --> 1:50:28.560 No issues with that. Yahweh. I think it's supposed to 1:50:28.560 --> 1:50:30.920 be yahweh, right, yeah, Yahweh. 1:50:30.479 --> 1:50:38.240 Is king, Satan is king. Satan is king Satan. Now 1:50:38.320 --> 1:50:43.839 let's try Jesus is king. Now that's where there's issues. 1:50:44.200 --> 1:50:46.040 So you can still see the Satan on the coke 1:50:46.160 --> 1:50:50.800 can here immediately rejects Jesus is King, like I'm gonna 1:50:50.840 --> 1:50:52.000 need an explanation on this one. 1:50:52.040 --> 1:50:55.880 I'm gonna need an explanation. Coca Cola, huh huh, what's 1:50:55.960 --> 1:50:58.160 going on here? Do you have an explanation for me? 1:50:59.000 --> 1:51:02.320 It seems like you're blocking Jesus from your cans, but 1:51:02.360 --> 1:51:07.879 you'll allow Allah or anything else besides Jesus. Well, Reuters 1:51:07.920 --> 1:51:10.400 has looked into this. They say Coca Cola does not 1:51:10.479 --> 1:51:14.160 allow customers to add phrases that include any religious names 1:51:14.200 --> 1:51:18.880 to personalized cans, contrary to social media posts suggesting that 1:51:18.960 --> 1:51:23.960 its custom tool allows Allah but not Jesus to be added. 1:51:24.360 --> 1:51:26.960 A Reuter's examination of the online tool found that Jesus 1:51:27.040 --> 1:51:31.080 Loves You and Allah Loves You trigger identical rejection messages. 1:51:31.640 --> 1:51:33.960 The company said that neither Jesus nor Alla were permitted. 1:51:33.960 --> 1:51:37.120 Words I would say flat out, Coca Cola, this is 1:51:37.160 --> 1:51:40.120 a bad idea in general, because you're going to try 1:51:40.160 --> 1:51:42.920 to put up all the censorship blocks, and no matter what, 1:51:43.240 --> 1:51:45.920 people are gonna find something that squeaks through, and then 1:51:45.920 --> 1:51:48.400 they're gonna be like, look, they hate these people, right, 1:51:49.000 --> 1:51:51.280 or like some way to write the N word, or 1:51:51.320 --> 1:51:53.960 you know, oh, I could put cracker on there, like whatever, 1:51:54.200 --> 1:51:57.439 there's gonna be something that people end up squeezing onto 1:51:57.439 --> 1:51:58.080 the can. 1:51:58.200 --> 1:52:00.840 I'm actually kind of curious about, Like, what if your 1:52:00.880 --> 1:52:03.840 name is Jesus and you want your name on the 1:52:03.840 --> 1:52:05.160 coke can and you want to be. 1:52:05.240 --> 1:52:08.479 King, why does it let you do this to begin with? 1:52:08.560 --> 1:52:11.799 Why do we need customized coke cans? Money? 1:52:12.080 --> 1:52:12.360 Money? 1:52:12.439 --> 1:52:14.880 Oh, you're right against Coca Cola needs even more money. 1:52:14.920 --> 1:52:17.599 You're right, you're right about that. Here's what happens when 1:52:17.600 --> 1:52:19.040 they try this. It says, looks like the name you 1:52:19.120 --> 1:52:21.600 requested is not approved. Please note phrases may not be 1:52:21.640 --> 1:52:24.960 approved of their trademark, political in nature, names of country, celebrity, 1:52:25.040 --> 1:52:27.600 or religious figures, as well as anything that could be 1:52:27.600 --> 1:52:32.160 considered offensive, and any other something I can't read. You 1:52:32.280 --> 1:52:36.439 can't sucks, no I puts it denied me. It wouldn't 1:52:36.479 --> 1:52:39.400 let you do that. The censors are up. Now if 1:52:39.400 --> 1:52:42.880 you put Jesus loves you now? Will that try Alla 1:52:43.000 --> 1:52:45.160 loves you now? Have they changed it since the guy did, 1:52:45.439 --> 1:52:49.759 I couldn't love you? Okay? Coca Cola said, the tool 1:52:50.240 --> 1:52:52.719 uh does not approve names or phrases that are religious 1:52:52.720 --> 1:52:55.240 in nature or for political candidates. Could you put Josh? 1:52:55.280 --> 1:52:58.639 What if you try to put I hate Josh? Would 1:52:58.640 --> 1:53:02.799 allow that? It Deniedler? So okay, So they worked. They 1:53:03.000 --> 1:53:06.080 put Hitler on the block list. Put I hate Josh? 1:53:06.280 --> 1:53:09.439 It did? Okay? All right? Uh? Yeah, so what did 1:53:09.439 --> 1:53:14.519 you just continue? It won't let me put I hate Pepsi? 1:53:15.600 --> 1:53:18.640 No way? Really, what if I just type pepsi? What 1:53:18.720 --> 1:53:21.599 if I put I hate Jesus? Okay? 1:53:22.400 --> 1:53:22.479 No? 1:53:22.680 --> 1:53:25.840 See, okay, So I think Jesus was on the block list, 1:53:25.880 --> 1:53:29.479 but they had not included Allah or yahweh or some 1:53:29.520 --> 1:53:32.719 of the more ones that they weren't ready for. Sometimes 1:53:32.720 --> 1:53:36.600 people think this is some some something done surreptitiously to 1:53:37.000 --> 1:53:40.240 hate on a particular religion, And I'm sure that happens sometimes, 1:53:40.360 --> 1:53:41.960 but I think more often than not, you just have 1:53:42.040 --> 1:53:44.760 somebody who's doing the block list, and the block list 1:53:44.800 --> 1:53:47.679 has to be eleven miles long because people will put 1:53:47.840 --> 1:53:52.080 like the N word with dashes in between each letter, 1:53:52.120 --> 1:53:55.840 like if I put N dash ika. Okaybody spell it. 1:53:56.360 --> 1:53:58.080 I'm not spelling it out loud, but I'm just gonna 1:53:58.560 --> 1:54:02.600 it's prime. It didn't Oh got it? Let me do 1:54:02.720 --> 1:54:06.720 that one. Why are you showing that I didn't know 1:54:06.720 --> 1:54:11.360 you knew how to spell that word. So look, here's 1:54:11.360 --> 1:54:14.599 what I'm saying. There's stuff that's not blocked, and there's 1:54:14.640 --> 1:54:17.840 ways to get around. Now. I imagine if I ordered 1:54:17.880 --> 1:54:20.880 that incredibly offensive coke cane, they wouldn't send it to 1:54:20.920 --> 1:54:26.120 me right, uh, because it says pending review. So I try. 1:54:26.320 --> 1:54:28.720 I think people will still review it because just try 1:54:28.720 --> 1:54:31.120 the news junkie. All right, let me put Patsy blows 1:54:31.200 --> 1:54:33.360 is one word it did, see. 1:54:33.600 --> 1:54:36.720 So they can't just they can't make a list that 1:54:36.800 --> 1:54:39.880 blocks all of the things, so something ends up getting through. 1:54:40.160 --> 1:54:42.920 Believe you used the hard R well. I wanted to 1:54:42.960 --> 1:54:46.480 see if it worked. The only version he knows. What 1:54:47.360 --> 1:54:47.680 do you want? 1:54:47.760 --> 1:54:47.880 Now? 1:54:47.960 --> 1:54:49.600 Am I supposed to test it out other than to 1:54:49.680 --> 1:54:51.640 put the word in and it put it up there? 1:54:51.680 --> 1:54:54.360 If you put dashes in between everywhere the news junkie 1:54:54.360 --> 1:54:58.560 shows up and yeah, there's a review process afterwards. It's 1:54:58.560 --> 1:55:01.320 just why do this coke? You make enough money, there's 1:55:01.320 --> 1:55:03.640 no need for this, just to do the names where 1:55:03.680 --> 1:55:06.640 people go into the cooler and they look and they're like, oh, 1:55:06.720 --> 1:55:08.400 is there a Dave in here? As there Frank in here? 1:55:08.400 --> 1:55:12.440 And you grab one of those. And that's at least 1:55:12.800 --> 1:55:13.040 from that. 1:55:13.480 --> 1:55:16.280 But you know, everybody knows somebody who has a weird 1:55:16.400 --> 1:55:19.880 name who never was able to buy the keychain at 1:55:19.880 --> 1:55:22.800 the keychain store that had everybody's name but there or 1:55:22.840 --> 1:55:23.880 they spell it weird. 1:55:24.600 --> 1:55:27.880 Yeah, this gives you an opportunity to participate. Why we 1:55:27.920 --> 1:55:31.000 don't need this, You don't need this. This is like 1:55:31.160 --> 1:55:33.520 the eminem store does this with custom m and ms, 1:55:33.840 --> 1:55:36.840 and I immediately thought, somebody is going to put something 1:55:36.920 --> 1:55:40.120 lewd on there. Somebody will find a way to print 1:55:40.160 --> 1:55:43.120 a nude photograph of themselves on an emin M and 1:55:43.120 --> 1:55:45.000 then they'll leave like, look, I told you I could 1:55:45.000 --> 1:55:48.320 do it. Here's me naked on an em and M. 1:55:48.600 --> 1:55:51.920 Everybody can eat my naked body. Like these are the 1:55:51.920 --> 1:55:55.000 types of things that people are just going to do inevitably. 1:55:55.120 --> 1:55:58.640 I think maybe you think this is persecution in some way, 1:55:58.680 --> 1:56:00.720 and that they did this on perpose us or whatever. 1:56:01.320 --> 1:56:03.960 I think Cook Cole is probably too. You know they're 1:56:04.000 --> 1:56:05.840 not dumb enough to do that, but let me know 1:56:05.880 --> 1:56:07.960 what you think. Send a dispatch over as I said. 1:56:08.000 --> 1:56:10.440 You can join us that way, very easy to do 1:56:10.640 --> 1:56:14.200 over at thenewsjunkie dot com. Or if you're a little shy, 1:56:14.360 --> 1:56:17.440 there's ways for everybody to be involved. You can email 1:56:17.520 --> 1:56:19.800 tips at the news junkie dot com, t I P 1:56:19.960 --> 1:56:21.280 s at the news junky dot com. If you want 1:56:21.280 --> 1:56:23.040 to be anonymous, put that right on top of your 1:56:23.080 --> 1:56:27.480 email and send your thoughts our way. Don't they clip that? 1:56:27.520 --> 1:56:29.320 What are you guys doing? What do you guys do it? 1:56:29.400 --> 1:56:32.120 What I had? I had to test the filter? What 1:56:32.160 --> 1:56:35.280 are you expecting me to do over here? Geez up, 1:56:36.400 --> 1:56:39.680 they're talking about something else? Not oh wait, oh of 1:56:39.800 --> 1:56:43.240 me saying the other things afterwards? Oh no, and we're right. 1:56:44.360 --> 1:56:47.040 They wanted me to clip. Here's me naked on M 1:56:47.040 --> 1:56:52.480 and M. Everybody can eat my naked body. You know, 1:56:52.560 --> 1:56:55.640 it's so great that first clip is going to be 1:56:55.760 --> 1:56:59.000 gold four years from now or something. But all the 1:56:59.800 --> 1:57:02.600 all of the context is gone. There's no reason for 1:57:02.640 --> 1:57:05.280 me to be saying this and then you just fire off. 1:57:05.440 --> 1:57:08.800 Here's me naked on an emin M. Everybody can eat 1:57:08.840 --> 1:57:13.520 my naked body. Me naked on an emin M is success. 1:57:13.640 --> 1:57:17.080 I think yeah, I think so. So keep that in mind. 1:57:17.160 --> 1:57:23.360 Appropriate size canvas too. Hey, hey, whoa, whoa whoa quick break. 1:57:23.440 --> 1:57:25.600 When we come back, we'll do the Power Hour. Do 1:57:25.760 --> 1:57:28.160 not miss out on a moment of it that is 1:57:28.200 --> 1:57:36.120 coming up next on the News Junkie. The Power Hour 1:57:36.480 --> 1:57:39.400 is gone, and it's the Power Hour on a Friday, 1:57:39.440 --> 1:57:42.600 which always tends to be the most fun. We got 1:57:42.600 --> 1:57:44.560 some things to clear up, the things we need to 1:57:44.600 --> 1:57:47.040 talk about. I got some emails that we need to 1:57:47.040 --> 1:57:50.760 get into a bunch of stories. We are loaded up. Okay, 1:57:51.000 --> 1:57:53.840 we're loaded up for the final hour of the week. 1:57:53.920 --> 1:57:57.560 Here and let me see, uh oh, a few things 1:57:57.600 --> 1:58:02.040 I wanted to mention. We're down to twenty five of 1:58:02.120 --> 1:58:05.640 the newest magnet, which is a very very limited run. 1:58:05.920 --> 1:58:08.840 It's the News Junkie magnets for Game of Magnets and 1:58:08.960 --> 1:58:13.280 people collect these. This is the Starry Night design. It's gorgeous, 1:58:13.320 --> 1:58:16.800 it's amazing, and it's probably my favorite one we've ever done. 1:58:17.160 --> 1:58:18.520 And the way that you can get your hands on 1:58:18.560 --> 1:58:21.880 this is you can get merch when you subscribe to 1:58:21.920 --> 1:58:23.720 the show, So if you want to be a premium subscriber, 1:58:23.960 --> 1:58:26.440 it's as little as two ninety nine a month, and 1:58:26.520 --> 1:58:29.680 you get one credit for something when you check out, 1:58:29.760 --> 1:58:32.600 so afterwards you'll see there's stickers and pins and all 1:58:32.600 --> 1:58:35.320 this stuff, and we put up these limited magnets. The 1:58:35.360 --> 1:58:37.040 Starry Night one is up there now, but there's only 1:58:37.080 --> 1:58:39.360 twenty five of them left. There was two hundred and 1:58:39.360 --> 1:58:41.240 fifty of them a couple of days ago when we 1:58:41.320 --> 1:58:43.760 launched this. Now there's only twenty five of them left. 1:58:43.960 --> 1:58:46.920 If you're already a subscriber, don't worry. You can also 1:58:47.120 --> 1:58:49.720 gift hit that gift icon and for each one you 1:58:49.760 --> 1:58:52.800 get to claim something after you check out, so you 1:58:52.920 --> 1:58:55.600 know those are about gone there ceiling you're having to 1:58:55.720 --> 1:58:58.160 check whether or not Starry Night was in the public domain. 1:58:58.880 --> 1:59:04.040 This is not really Storry Night. It's it's inspired by 1:59:04.440 --> 1:59:07.200 Storry Night. But I'm sorry, what are you, Karen? What 1:59:07.400 --> 1:59:09.040 we are we over here trying to turn me into 1:59:09.080 --> 1:59:11.200 the copyright police or something? What do you? What are 1:59:11.200 --> 1:59:12.480 you doing now? It's in the public comant. 1:59:12.960 --> 1:59:13.400 Thank god. 1:59:14.560 --> 1:59:17.920 It was created in eighteen eighty nine. I was like, 1:59:18.560 --> 1:59:24.280 I just thought it was old. Okay, a couple of 1:59:24.320 --> 1:59:27.800 things we need to clear up very very quickly. Uh oh. 1:59:27.840 --> 1:59:30.240 And for those of you who are are not subscribers, 1:59:30.240 --> 1:59:32.600 by the way, now is an excellent time because of 1:59:32.600 --> 1:59:35.560 how many subscriptions have been gifted. There's currently forty of 1:59:35.600 --> 1:59:38.880 them available. Oh my, if you don't have a bunch 1:59:38.880 --> 1:59:40.560 of money and it's tough for you to support the 1:59:40.560 --> 1:59:42.120 show right now, we still want you to be able 1:59:42.160 --> 1:59:46.000 to get all the premium features, including unlocking our uncensored 1:59:46.040 --> 1:59:49.080 secret shows. 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There's a back catalog 2:00:18.320 --> 2:00:21.320 of like almost five hundred of them or something. We 2:00:22.320 --> 2:00:26.400 did four hundred seventy five last night. Yeah, wait, we 2:00:26.400 --> 2:00:28.560 didn't do four hundred and seventy five of them last night. 2:00:28.600 --> 2:00:32.600 We did number four hundred seventy five last night. My 2:00:32.720 --> 2:00:40.800 arm's tired. Welcome to Secret Shows. Brandon Skinner is on board. 2:00:40.840 --> 2:00:41.000 Now. 2:00:41.760 --> 2:00:45.560 You're probably probably grabbing one of these magnets, but there. Yeah, 2:00:45.600 --> 2:00:47.200 if you don't have a lot of money you can't support, 2:00:47.200 --> 2:00:50.120 now is a perfect time to grab one of those 2:00:50.160 --> 2:00:53.120 that are available over on the website. And every Friday 2:00:53.120 --> 2:00:56.280 at five pm, a new secret show drops. You can watch, 2:00:56.320 --> 2:00:58.480 you can listen, you can beam it to your TV. 2:00:59.120 --> 2:01:01.480 There's TV app, so we're working on finishing those. But 2:01:02.080 --> 2:01:04.600 there's an Apple TV app. If you search for secret shows, 2:01:04.640 --> 2:01:09.120 if you're you know, a subscriber, there's one in the Amazon's, 2:01:09.880 --> 2:01:12.520 the Google play store, Play Google play Store. I don't 2:01:12.520 --> 2:01:15.720 know if anybody's downloaded it. Somebody out there download that 2:01:15.760 --> 2:01:19.240 search for Secret shows over there. That is possible. I 2:01:19.720 --> 2:01:22.120 have to build a page. There goes a plan of 2:01:22.160 --> 2:01:26.440 the banner. I have to build a page for all 2:01:26.440 --> 2:01:29.120 of our TV apps, but Ceilan has gotten stuck on 2:01:29.120 --> 2:01:31.840 one of them, and it's not it's not quite done yet. 2:01:31.880 --> 2:01:34.720 We're we're close, We're close to the finish line. H Now, 2:01:34.720 --> 2:01:36.920 I'm not blaming an unused ceiling. No, we're laughing at 2:01:37.840 --> 2:01:43.720 what did he do? Another one power it's I like 2:01:43.800 --> 2:01:45.440 it for those of you who don't know. If you 2:01:46.040 --> 2:01:49.320 if you sent across a gift subscription and put a 2:01:49.320 --> 2:01:51.520 message with it, it wasn't doing anything with your messages 2:01:51.520 --> 2:01:53.760 that I felt bad. So now I have the messages 2:01:53.760 --> 2:01:56.320 flying by on a little plane on the stream at 2:01:56.320 --> 2:01:58.560 you dot com, slash the news junkie. Is there a 2:01:58.600 --> 2:02:01.640 filter on that like cocoa website? Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's 2:02:01.640 --> 2:02:05.080 a filter. There's what there's a filter. And I'm adding 2:02:05.320 --> 2:02:07.720 constantly to the things that are filtered out, so don't 2:02:07.720 --> 2:02:10.720 try to get clever. Thank you to Heavy Metal Cowboy, 2:02:10.840 --> 2:02:13.160 thank you to Seychell, thank you to Stepafee, thank you 2:02:13.200 --> 2:02:17.400 everybody who's tossed some support our web. Now, with that clear, 2:02:18.040 --> 2:02:21.000 I want to clear something else up because people are 2:02:21.000 --> 2:02:24.040 fighting over this and like Sila just said during the break, 2:02:24.200 --> 2:02:29.320 how come people haven't googled Reddit Most hilarious Dad jokes 2:02:29.560 --> 2:02:32.280 and for our rate, my blank this week just submitted 2:02:32.400 --> 2:02:35.520 the funniest ones and sending me some, and we're talking 2:02:35.520 --> 2:02:37.280 back and forth. You're sending some to your wife, and 2:02:37.320 --> 2:02:39.760 some of these are so funny. And somebody said, that's 2:02:39.800 --> 2:02:42.280 not the point, Sean. The point is that dad jokes 2:02:42.360 --> 2:02:45.920 are not funny. No, no, I said, maybe we have 2:02:45.960 --> 2:02:47.960 some wires crossed on this. Maybe that's why so many 2:02:47.960 --> 2:02:51.000 of them have been unfunny. I think a dad joke 2:02:51.040 --> 2:02:57.360 can be funny, for sure. They're allowed to be funny, correct, Yes, yeah, yeah, 2:02:57.360 --> 2:02:58.080 that's what I thought. 2:02:58.640 --> 2:03:02.160 For example, like I come from a family of failed magicians. 2:03:02.440 --> 2:03:06.600 I have two half sisters. See that that would make 2:03:06.640 --> 2:03:09.720 it to the next round. I mean that would be 2:03:09.960 --> 2:03:13.040 very very good. They're not like usually laugh out loud, 2:03:13.200 --> 2:03:17.480 like really chest to laugh funny. It's usually like a 2:03:17.600 --> 2:03:21.120 knee slapper kind of thing. Like I was really really 2:03:21.160 --> 2:03:24.920 great at all my classes school in school except Greek mythology. 2:03:25.080 --> 2:03:28.080 That was the one that was my achilles elbow. Mm hmmm, 2:03:30.320 --> 2:03:31.800 so that that would have been better. I would have 2:03:31.800 --> 2:03:35.360 bookmarked most of these. We've had one hundred and three 2:03:35.400 --> 2:03:39.200 submissions so far today, and I think maybe two have 2:03:39.760 --> 2:03:40.520 moved on to. 2:03:40.520 --> 2:03:44.360 The next round. I think that's that's about it. I've 2:03:44.360 --> 2:03:47.080 got some more. We need to find something that's better, 2:03:47.240 --> 2:03:48.920 So let's do it. You ready to see at Let's 2:03:48.960 --> 2:03:52.800 do the power out. They said it couldn't be done. 2:03:54.440 --> 2:03:59.400 Then they said, I'm zero criminals the power on the 2:03:59.600 --> 2:04:10.600 news sunk, I will spin all. I was prepared for 2:04:10.640 --> 2:04:13.360 the M and M thing, and I was not prepared 2:04:13.360 --> 2:04:19.280 for I'm zero. No. All right, let's see what we 2:04:19.360 --> 2:04:23.760 got for you. Here's a dragonfly, Mam. She has a 2:04:23.800 --> 2:04:27.040 submission for a rate my blank dad joke addition for 2:04:27.080 --> 2:04:27.360 the week. 2:04:28.960 --> 2:04:31.160 Hi guys, Happy Friday. 2:04:31.400 --> 2:04:32.600 Hey, how you doing so? 2:04:32.840 --> 2:04:36.920 A guy has an exam of proctologists for the first time. 2:04:37.200 --> 2:04:41.040 He's on the table in his little bit count and 2:04:41.480 --> 2:04:43.680 the doctor Watson statton his gloves. 2:04:44.360 --> 2:04:44.640 Maybe. 2:04:44.880 --> 2:04:49.320 Doctor announces, Okay, Steve, don't get aroused, and guys like 2:04:49.480 --> 2:04:51.800 I think you might have the wrong room. I'm Kevin, 2:04:52.400 --> 2:04:54.440 and doctor says, no, I'm Steve. 2:04:55.280 --> 2:04:59.240 Okay, it's not bad, it's not bad. It's bad. I'm 2:04:59.280 --> 2:05:01.240 in a bookmark. It is better than so many of 2:05:01.280 --> 2:05:06.800 the other ones that we that we've heard. This person says, 2:05:06.800 --> 2:05:09.840 this is my last truck. Last one. Amish people can't 2:05:09.880 --> 2:05:16.960 motor boat their wives boobs, they can only rowboat them. 2:05:17.000 --> 2:05:31.920 All right, I'll hit it. It's not bad. Here's me, 2:05:34.160 --> 2:05:36.000 hang on, Melbow. They cut you off here. 2:05:36.120 --> 2:05:40.600 Why was the beach wet because the sea weed? 2:05:42.760 --> 2:05:47.040 Ok at it? Now I get it. I am what's 2:05:47.080 --> 2:05:51.360 the difference between a joke and a d I don't know. 2:05:51.440 --> 2:05:58.080 Sean can't take a joke. Here's Graham. 2:05:58.120 --> 2:06:00.560 So they did this survey last year to see which 2:06:00.760 --> 2:06:05.000 Hollywood A List actors had the most colonoscap he's done 2:06:05.800 --> 2:06:06.440 in the Winner. 2:06:07.280 --> 2:06:15.040 Cameron Diaz Wiggle wiggle, Papa. Oh wow, that's not bad. 2:06:15.200 --> 2:06:20.480 I had to think about it for a second. It's 2:06:20.720 --> 2:06:23.200 it's all about where you put the inflection on Miss 2:06:23.280 --> 2:06:26.040 Cameron Diaz, his name. That's that's what matters the most. 2:06:26.920 --> 2:06:31.080 Here is safety. 2:06:31.720 --> 2:06:36.839 Sew a book at the bookstores said, solve fifty your problems. 2:06:38.560 --> 2:06:44.400 I bought two. Okay, m good luck with your problems. 2:06:44.240 --> 2:06:47.360 It's only somebody could speed up the deer reproduction process. 2:06:48.080 --> 2:06:49.960 You could probably make a million bucks. 2:06:50.280 --> 2:06:50.960 Here's my key. 2:06:52.200 --> 2:06:55.680 Did you guys hear the news over a dizzy? Six 2:06:55.760 --> 2:06:57.480 of the seven dwarfs are not Happy. 2:06:58.640 --> 2:07:01.120 You know what else? I heard They're not making twelve 2:07:01.160 --> 2:07:06.400 inch rulers any longer. This was before I talked about 2:07:06.400 --> 2:07:08.440 how it could be funny. This is before we Yeah, 2:07:08.440 --> 2:07:13.480 we talked about that that key element of the it 2:07:13.560 --> 2:07:16.160 being able to be funny. Only one of the dwarves 2:07:16.240 --> 2:07:18.320 is named Happy. Yeah. No, I got it. 2:07:18.360 --> 2:07:18.800 I got you. 2:07:18.840 --> 2:07:20.600 Don't need to explain it to me anymore, Josh, I 2:07:20.640 --> 2:07:22.680 got it. I'm on board with most of it. Was 2:07:22.720 --> 2:07:25.800 just that one, and that one, admittedly was a little 2:07:25.840 --> 2:07:28.000 bit clever, and I didn't catch on to it for 2:07:28.080 --> 2:07:31.840 a second. Uh, here's me. 2:07:32.240 --> 2:07:33.760 I asked my wife if I was the only one 2:07:33.800 --> 2:07:37.400 she slept with, and mooe oh she said yes, the 2:07:37.480 --> 2:07:39.080 others were sevens and eights. 2:07:39.640 --> 2:07:43.800 What happened there? Huh oh oh? I asked my wife 2:07:43.800 --> 2:07:45.840 if I was the only one she slept with the 2:07:45.880 --> 2:07:47.120 others were sevens and eights. 2:07:48.120 --> 2:07:50.040 You did like a little orgasmic And I asked my 2:07:50.080 --> 2:07:51.720 wife if I was the only one she slept with, 2:07:51.720 --> 2:07:55.800 and moo oh she said yes, the others were sevens 2:07:55.800 --> 2:07:56.400 and eights. 2:07:56.840 --> 2:07:58.200 My last one for now. I read. 2:07:58.280 --> 2:08:00.520 I read what they typed out, and there was no 2:08:00.880 --> 2:08:03.640 weird noise in there. That was just like a weird 2:08:03.680 --> 2:08:07.960 hallucination from the just started. 2:08:08.040 --> 2:08:11.120 It started freaking out. All right, here's my last attempt 2:08:11.160 --> 2:08:16.240 to the dad could remember, you're coming the sanity. Look 2:08:16.360 --> 2:08:17.480 you're not in it, sir. 2:08:19.080 --> 2:08:19.160 No. 2:08:19.360 --> 2:08:23.640 His attempt was Selan saying his radio. He's like, here's 2:08:23.680 --> 2:08:25.480 the funniest one I could think of. He puts the 2:08:25.480 --> 2:08:28.160 speaker up the sea laning and his joke going over. 2:08:28.240 --> 2:08:33.080 You can't do that, all right, you cannot do that. Umm, 2:08:33.760 --> 2:08:37.040 turn your radio down next time. Yeah, please, last one. 2:08:37.840 --> 2:08:38.640 I keep saying that. 2:08:39.400 --> 2:08:41.080 I went to the doctor the other day. 2:08:41.520 --> 2:08:43.280 I was in the room next to Sean. 2:08:44.000 --> 2:08:48.000 I heard the doctor tell him don't eat anything fatty. 2:08:49.200 --> 2:08:52.320 And Sean said, you mean like fast food. 2:08:53.280 --> 2:08:56.879 The doctor said, no, don't eat anything fatty. 2:08:58.760 --> 2:09:01.520 I mean, I hurt my feelings, but I like the 2:09:01.640 --> 2:09:07.360 explanation with it. J Yeah, here's why this is funny, Sean. 2:09:07.480 --> 2:09:10.600 I'm calling you fat all right, thank you. That's it. 2:09:10.640 --> 2:09:12.920 That's it, legitimately, that's all I'm gonna do for now. 2:09:12.960 --> 2:09:16.760 I'm gonna stop on these and uh and hit the brakes. Uh, 2:09:16.920 --> 2:09:20.480 don't email them, We'll work in some other stuff. Somebody says, hey, 2:09:20.480 --> 2:09:23.120 Sean to Tips at the news Junkie dot com. Pombay 2:09:23.280 --> 2:09:26.680 just suspended all of the flock cameras in this city, 2:09:27.360 --> 2:09:30.520 says Scott. Did they really They're reacting to all of 2:09:30.560 --> 2:09:34.480 this anti flock stuff that I'm seeing everywhere breaking. The 2:09:34.520 --> 2:09:37.920 City of Pombay orders immediate suspension of flock camera system 2:09:38.280 --> 2:09:41.960 following permitting review. The Pombay City Council directed the city 2:09:42.000 --> 2:09:44.760 staff to investigate the installation of the city's flock automated 2:09:44.800 --> 2:09:50.080 license plate reader or LPR camera systems following concerns raised 2:09:50.120 --> 2:09:53.640 regarding their placement and construction. And this was right after 2:09:54.920 --> 2:09:57.880 Oh shoot what there was a guy who ended up 2:09:58.920 --> 2:10:02.320 cutting down all of the flock cameras in his entire city, 2:10:02.360 --> 2:10:06.000 I think, And now people are coming to this guy's defense. 2:10:06.200 --> 2:10:08.080 Is this him? This is the story here just in 2:10:08.080 --> 2:10:08.840 case you missed this. 2:10:08.880 --> 2:10:12.919 A wild story tonight where it appears nearly twenty thousand 2:10:12.960 --> 2:10:15.480 people have vouched for the whereabouts of a man accused 2:10:15.480 --> 2:10:20.480 of destroying flocks in West Virginia. Thousands of people have 2:10:20.600 --> 2:10:23.960 publicly said they were with or saw a twenty year 2:10:24.000 --> 2:10:26.120 old Wesley Jackson during the time he was accused of 2:10:26.120 --> 2:10:29.080 the crime, with comments such as, couldn't be him. He 2:10:29.200 --> 2:10:31.280 was helping me replace the roof on a homeless shelter, 2:10:32.160 --> 2:10:34.720 and I saw him exactly what's at the time of 2:10:34.720 --> 2:10:35.200 the incident. 2:10:36.240 --> 2:10:39.560 Yeah, Yeah, they're like the guy who took down these 2:10:39.600 --> 2:10:41.440 flock cameras are like, no, couldn't have been him. He 2:10:41.480 --> 2:10:43.680 was with me at the time. He was with me, 2:10:43.880 --> 2:10:47.360 And so they're trying to turn that guy to a 2:10:47.400 --> 2:10:49.800 hero for chopping the flock cameras down in his city. 2:10:50.200 --> 2:10:53.240 Then another story about this, A cop allegedly used a 2:10:53.280 --> 2:10:56.680 license plate a plate reader in the cameras to small 2:10:56.720 --> 2:10:59.400 a spy on her boyfriend's ex wife more than thirty times. 2:10:59.480 --> 2:11:03.600 According to the Elizabeth Snowman, which is quite a last name, 2:11:04.040 --> 2:11:07.360 Elizabeth Snowman I spelled exactly as you would think. A 2:11:07.400 --> 2:11:10.480 North Carolina police officer allegedly used her position of authority 2:11:10.480 --> 2:11:13.240 to gain access to license plate reader cameras to track 2:11:13.280 --> 2:11:17.240 the movement of her boyfriend's ex wife. Moresville police officer 2:11:17.240 --> 2:11:20.240 Elizabeth Snowman would you like to build one? Thirty six 2:11:20.360 --> 2:11:24.200 years old, is facing a charge of illegally accessing computers. 2:11:24.840 --> 2:11:27.600 The chief of police told reporters that there may be 2:11:27.760 --> 2:11:32.520 more officers who use this service. Snowman used it thirty 2:11:32.560 --> 2:11:35.040 one times to spy on her boyfriend's ex wife, including 2:11:35.080 --> 2:11:38.280 twice well off duty. And that's just the latest of 2:11:38.320 --> 2:11:45.720 these stories of somebody using that whole service than Snowman. Yeap, indeed, indeed, okay. 2:11:45.840 --> 2:11:50.000 North Carolina police confiscated a top hat in Corncob Pipe 2:11:50.000 --> 2:11:52.839 that will be returned to Elizabeth when she's released from custody. 2:11:53.240 --> 2:11:55.320 You know, you're not in on this. You don't get 2:11:55.320 --> 2:11:58.600 to participate. You know, just for the record, you don't 2:11:58.600 --> 2:12:02.000 get to participate in the content. So that's rude. I 2:12:02.280 --> 2:12:04.040 did find something that I think you guys should play 2:12:04.040 --> 2:12:09.000 with this weekend because it's you. I think it's fun. 2:12:09.640 --> 2:12:13.480 He's really trying for the prize. There's something called Bingebuster 2:12:14.880 --> 2:12:19.160 and it's it's like, I mean, it brings you back. 2:12:19.280 --> 2:12:24.120 Really go to bingebuster dot net and you can connect 2:12:24.200 --> 2:12:26.960 it to your Netflix or like you know what, Plex 2:12:27.080 --> 2:12:30.360 or whatever account you have, and it takes all of 2:12:30.400 --> 2:12:33.360 the things to watch and puts them in Look at this, 2:12:33.440 --> 2:12:37.200 he puts them in a Blockbuster video store and you 2:12:37.200 --> 2:12:40.960 can walk around the Blockbuster video store and pick out 2:12:41.000 --> 2:12:43.280 what movies you want. To watch. You like, move over here, 2:12:43.320 --> 2:12:46.200 I see the Santa Claus. That is fun. You could 2:12:46.280 --> 2:12:48.839 like look at the whole collection and then start streaming 2:12:48.840 --> 2:12:51.280 the movie that you want and allows you to hold 2:12:51.400 --> 2:12:54.480 the you know the movie physical well you digitally speaking, 2:12:54.560 --> 2:12:56.520 but you can look at all the movies on the 2:12:56.560 --> 2:13:00.840 shelves and wander around. It's called bingebuster dot I hadn't 2:13:00.880 --> 2:13:03.360 seen this before, but somebody sent this over. Is there 2:13:03.480 --> 2:13:05.520 a room with a beaded curtain in front of it? 2:13:05.880 --> 2:13:08.040 I don't see one, but that would be great if 2:13:08.040 --> 2:13:10.520 they did throw that in. You can walk around the 2:13:10.560 --> 2:13:12.240 whole story. You see all of the different things that 2:13:12.240 --> 2:13:14.480 are available on whatever streaming service you hook it up to. 2:13:15.040 --> 2:13:18.280 And it's done in that very nostalgic fashion with the 2:13:18.360 --> 2:13:22.280 walls and sections like you would use over at Blockbuster Video. 2:13:22.560 --> 2:13:26.320 Rip to Blockbuster Video, friends, my quick break. When we 2:13:26.360 --> 2:13:28.280 come back, we'll get to something gonna happen at a 2:13:28.280 --> 2:13:31.320 bar that I mean, this is this is crazy if true, 2:13:31.400 --> 2:13:34.800 but we'll see if there's anything to that. By the way, 2:13:34.800 --> 2:13:37.480 bingebuster dot net is the name of that website, bingebuster 2:13:37.520 --> 2:13:39.320 b I N G E b U S T E 2:13:39.480 --> 2:13:41.440 R dot net. So we'll come back with this thing 2:13:41.440 --> 2:13:43.840 that happened at a bar. We got more of your jokes, 2:13:43.840 --> 2:13:45.320 believe it or not. As bad of an idea as 2:13:45.320 --> 2:13:47.360 that sounds like, we'll try to work in a couple 2:13:47.400 --> 2:13:49.840 more for a rate my blank this week and more 2:13:49.880 --> 2:13:52.440 fun on the way on a Friday that's coming up 2:13:52.480 --> 2:13:58.560 next on the news junk Keye. Happy Friday, everybody here. 2:13:58.600 --> 2:14:02.640 We are hang out with you and you can learn 2:14:02.640 --> 2:14:04.920 more about the show as you always hear me say 2:14:05.040 --> 2:14:10.280 over on the website, which is at thenewsjunkie dot com. 2:14:10.800 --> 2:14:14.200 The jokes keep pouring in, whether you like it or not, 2:14:14.480 --> 2:14:18.200 and we have to get the last ones through. I 2:14:18.200 --> 2:14:20.320 think we'll probably do them in our final segment of 2:14:20.360 --> 2:14:22.520 the day, even though I usually say that and then 2:14:22.560 --> 2:14:24.720 don't I know that's like a bit on the show. 2:14:25.360 --> 2:14:28.000 But yeah, oh is that a bit? We're calling it 2:14:28.040 --> 2:14:30.360 a bit now, Well, it's a bit that I don't 2:14:30.480 --> 2:14:32.360 play as many dispatches at the end. I mean, this 2:14:32.680 --> 2:14:35.640 is a final dispatches, but Sean can only we'll probably 2:14:35.680 --> 2:14:38.560 only play one or whatever the song is. You know, 2:14:38.800 --> 2:14:40.640 I don't know how it goes. You remember how it goes. 2:14:41.240 --> 2:14:44.360 I don't remember, Dan says good afternoon, junkies. I really 2:14:44.400 --> 2:14:46.440 wanted my wife to watch and hear the roast, but 2:14:46.480 --> 2:14:49.120 I can't find it. Can you direct me to it? 2:14:49.240 --> 2:14:52.640 Love you guys, love the show. Thank you for the email. 2:14:53.560 --> 2:14:55.600 It should be easy enough. Just go over to the 2:14:55.640 --> 2:14:58.680 website and scroll on down and at the bottom you'll 2:14:58.680 --> 2:15:02.000 see the roast of Sean Wass and you can. If 2:15:02.000 --> 2:15:05.200 you're a Secret Show subscriber, that's free. But if you're not, 2:15:05.320 --> 2:15:06.920 you don't want to subscribe and do any of that stuff, 2:15:06.920 --> 2:15:09.320 you can just you can buy it like the pay 2:15:09.360 --> 2:15:11.960 per view version and watch that. It's a fun time. 2:15:11.960 --> 2:15:13.240 I think you'd like to go check it out over 2:15:13.280 --> 2:15:16.240 on the website right now, let's see what else we 2:15:16.320 --> 2:15:19.200 have here. Stop emailing me your jokes. I'm not accepting 2:15:19.240 --> 2:15:21.880 them this way, all right. I don't don't email your 2:15:21.960 --> 2:15:24.000 dad jokes to me. That is not how it works. 2:15:24.160 --> 2:15:28.600 You know, diarrhea is hereditary, No, it runs in your genes. 2:15:32.000 --> 2:15:34.160 I knew it, but it was still funny. See, all 2:15:34.240 --> 2:15:36.560 of these would be better. These are so much better 2:15:36.560 --> 2:15:38.760 than how many we've got. Let me check. I'll just refresh. 2:15:38.840 --> 2:15:42.440 We've gotten one hundred and twenty six today. We've gotten 2:15:42.520 --> 2:15:46.360 six in the last five minutes, and everybody has an 2:15:46.360 --> 2:15:49.840 opportunity to do the same jokes that that Selan's doing. 2:15:49.880 --> 2:15:53.320 But they're just they're failing miserably at some of these, 2:15:53.880 --> 2:15:55.480 Like here's another attempt. 2:15:56.440 --> 2:15:59.480 What do you call a few black guys at a 2:15:59.600 --> 2:16:02.040 clan gathering? 2:16:02.320 --> 2:16:05.320 Problematic? There is a is an inspected deck. You got 2:16:05.560 --> 2:16:09.600 method man ray Kwan? You call him whatever their name is, racist, bastards, 2:16:11.200 --> 2:16:14.880 I got you, Yeah, I got it. Yeah, God, some 2:16:14.920 --> 2:16:17.840 of these are so I'm not going to laugh when 2:16:17.840 --> 2:16:20.800 I die. I want to be cremated. It's my last 2:16:20.880 --> 2:16:23.640 chance to have a smoking hot body. Yeah, just the 2:16:24.040 --> 2:16:29.560 pronunciation is ruining your punch name. Sorry, here's this one. 2:16:31.320 --> 2:16:33.040 I asked Siri a question. 2:16:33.080 --> 2:16:35.760 I said, Hey, Siri, why am I so bad with women? 2:16:36.800 --> 2:16:42.240 She responded, I'm Alexa, You're moron. You guys could google this. 2:16:43.080 --> 2:16:46.840 It would be so easy just to google. And I 2:16:46.920 --> 2:16:50.720 even told you that, I said you could do that. Jesus, 2:16:51.320 --> 2:16:53.360 I'm going to do one more and that's the end 2:16:53.400 --> 2:16:54.920 of it. That's the last one we're doing for this 2:16:54.959 --> 2:16:55.920 whole context. 2:16:59.680 --> 2:17:01.279 Here is. 2:17:04.200 --> 2:17:05.440 There's a desire me. 2:17:07.320 --> 2:17:10.560 What do you call a chicken looking out a salad. 2:17:11.879 --> 2:17:17.800 Chicken sees a salad. Yeah, you know that's one of 2:17:17.800 --> 2:17:20.760 my favorites. That's why you did that. I'll give you 2:17:22.080 --> 2:17:22.760 almost got me. 2:17:23.240 --> 2:17:29.600 Yeah, my wife said that if anything should happen to her, 2:17:29.680 --> 2:17:30.720 I should see other women. 2:17:31.600 --> 2:17:33.280 You just stubbed her toe on the bed frame. So 2:17:33.920 --> 2:17:44.480 good to go. Oh, some of these are so so bad, 2:17:44.520 --> 2:17:46.920 Like I can't even excuse I can't play them for 2:17:46.959 --> 2:17:50.680 you because they're that bad. Like, you're not going You're 2:17:50.680 --> 2:17:52.440 not even gonna laugh. What do you do if your 2:17:52.440 --> 2:17:56.760 wife starts smoking? Slow down and use some lubricant. Oh 2:17:56.800 --> 2:17:58.039 my gosh. 2:17:57.680 --> 2:18:00.600 That's not a dad joke. You can't tell that to 2:18:00.640 --> 2:18:03.800 a child. Maybe if they're older. 2:18:08.840 --> 2:18:10.560 Did you guys know old as an app that could 2:18:10.560 --> 2:18:12.120 get you a grandmother when you need one. 2:18:12.879 --> 2:18:20.960 It's called Instagram. Okay, I just say that. I see 2:18:21.160 --> 2:18:24.640 I'm picturing in my mind's eye that is shared on 2:18:24.720 --> 2:18:27.840 Facebook by a bunch of boomers and the text is 2:18:28.000 --> 2:18:32.119 overlaid a minion picture. Yeah, yeah, probably, Yeah, I could 2:18:32.160 --> 2:18:34.760 see that. I could see that. That's gonna be it 2:18:34.840 --> 2:18:37.800 for us for this rate my blank entry. This was 2:18:37.879 --> 2:18:40.840 dad jokes version. We're never doing it again. Never in 2:18:40.879 --> 2:18:42.879 the history of the show. We will do another Rate 2:18:42.959 --> 2:18:45.240 my Blank next week and give you an option to 2:18:45.600 --> 2:18:47.840 participate in the show. It's a distraction from all the 2:18:47.840 --> 2:18:50.600 crazy news stories we're talking about, all the mom jokes. 2:18:51.440 --> 2:18:54.520 We're not doing mom jokes, so we're not our mom 2:18:54.600 --> 2:18:57.879 joke's a thing? Is that a category? I'm not familiar 2:18:57.959 --> 2:19:00.360 with that. If that's true, now, if Mom's tell him 2:19:00.360 --> 2:19:07.000 that's a faux pas joke that I totally didn't stealing 2:19:07.160 --> 2:19:11.640 his Yeah, uh, let's let's end on this here for now. 2:19:11.720 --> 2:19:14.880 This was kind of sweet. I thought two Alabama boys 2:19:15.000 --> 2:19:19.000 are being saluted because they helped in finding a missing 2:19:19.200 --> 2:19:23.480 seventy seven year old woman with dementia. There are some 2:19:23.520 --> 2:19:26.920 good kids out there. How about that. It's unbelievable. There's 2:19:26.959 --> 2:19:29.080 still some good kids out there here there. 2:19:29.160 --> 2:19:32.199 And asked us if we've seen like an elderly woman 2:19:32.680 --> 2:19:36.360 walking around anywhere, and then he said, like she was 2:19:36.440 --> 2:19:38.360 missing and just told us to keep an eye out. 2:19:38.560 --> 2:19:42.000 And we was riding and we still where that one 2:19:42.040 --> 2:19:48.920 pole is, and he like turned around and saw her 2:19:49.000 --> 2:19:51.200 and I was like, okay, well then let's go over 2:19:51.200 --> 2:19:52.800 there and see. So then we went over there and 2:19:52.840 --> 2:19:53.920 talked to her, call. 2:19:53.800 --> 2:19:56.400 An adult and tell me. When they walked toward the woman, 2:19:56.879 --> 2:20:00.720 they saw her sitting in this rocking chair that's once home. 2:20:01.040 --> 2:20:04.320 The boys say. After speaking to her, they realized she 2:20:04.480 --> 2:20:07.840 was the missing woman. They quickly called police. 2:20:08.120 --> 2:20:10.280 It was very exhilarating to find her. 2:20:10.520 --> 2:20:11.920 I was happy that we found her, and. 2:20:11.879 --> 2:20:15.920 She was glad that God helped her and God made 2:20:15.920 --> 2:20:16.400 her okay. 2:20:16.560 --> 2:20:19.320 Look at that God made her okay. God not responsible 2:20:19.360 --> 2:20:22.840 for her getting dementia or lost, but big ups to 2:20:22.879 --> 2:20:26.000 God for them finding her. These kids, you know, there's 2:20:26.040 --> 2:20:27.840 some good kids out there. I don't want to highlight 2:20:27.920 --> 2:20:29.680 just the bad kids. I want to show you the 2:20:29.720 --> 2:20:33.920 other side of things going on out there in the world. Okay, 2:20:34.640 --> 2:20:36.959 let's just take our last break here, and when we 2:20:37.040 --> 2:20:40.480 come back, what we're going to do is, oh I did. 2:20:40.760 --> 2:20:42.840 I could play this real quick. This lady in New 2:20:42.959 --> 2:20:46.600 Zealand was pretty funny. She was doing a zoom meeting. 2:20:46.640 --> 2:20:50.080 This politician, Joe Gaylor was her name, and they warned 2:20:50.120 --> 2:20:51.880 her because she was up on the big screen. So 2:20:51.920 --> 2:20:55.200 it's like a big round table meeting room and then 2:20:55.200 --> 2:20:57.680 they have some big screens with the people who are 2:20:57.680 --> 2:21:00.680 participating via zoom, and when they put her up on 2:21:00.680 --> 2:21:03.199 the screen. She was doing her zoom for her bathroom 2:21:03.240 --> 2:21:05.440 and you could see her underwear hung up behind her 2:21:05.440 --> 2:21:08.920 to dry. And they told her, they're like, thank you. 2:21:08.959 --> 2:21:09.520 Can you hear me? 2:21:12.840 --> 2:21:17.119 And you might want to move your camera why whereas 2:21:17.160 --> 2:21:18.160 little can see you washing? 2:21:19.280 --> 2:21:19.880 Oh? 2:21:19.920 --> 2:21:22.920 Okay, in but. 2:21:22.879 --> 2:21:24.400 Anyway, I played place. 2:21:25.760 --> 2:21:27.039 Can you say many? 2:21:26.959 --> 2:21:27.520 You can? 2:21:28.560 --> 2:21:30.560 Oh, it's great, Okay, you can say like washing? You 2:21:30.600 --> 2:21:36.879 can say many? Is another problem? Cares They're fine, big deal. Yeah, 2:21:36.879 --> 2:21:40.000 she just rolled with it there and they're good for her. Yeah, 2:21:40.040 --> 2:21:43.039 don't be embarrassed about that kind of stuff. Everybody's got underwear. 2:21:43.440 --> 2:21:45.320 All right, let's let's take that last break. When we 2:21:45.320 --> 2:21:47.360 come back, we'll do the final dispatch of stories that 2:21:47.400 --> 2:21:49.480 didn't make the cut, And of course today learned to 2:21:49.480 --> 2:21:52.879 wrap everything up for a Friday that's coming up next 2:21:52.879 --> 2:22:01.320 and then to use junkie final dispatches stories that didn't 2:22:01.320 --> 2:22:04.240 make the cut, or today I learned to wrap everything 2:22:04.320 --> 2:22:09.120 up for a Friday and the week. Thank you for 2:22:09.160 --> 2:22:12.039 hanging out with us. We do appreciate it. A new 2:22:12.080 --> 2:22:15.360 secret show drops every Friday at five pm, So if 2:22:15.360 --> 2:22:18.080 it's past that time, go click on over and have 2:22:18.200 --> 2:22:21.280 some fun. I'm gonna tell you this week's show is 2:22:21.440 --> 2:22:25.560 very good. It was a very good time. I don't 2:22:25.600 --> 2:22:29.920 remember the last fifteen minutes or so, but I think 2:22:29.920 --> 2:22:33.440 people had fun something and it was a wild ride 2:22:33.520 --> 2:22:36.200 and you should miss out on it. So did I 2:22:36.240 --> 2:22:40.360 get you in trouble last night? With what great? Now 2:22:40.360 --> 2:22:43.040 you're saying this now, I'm really concerned. I've said something 2:22:43.120 --> 2:22:45.199 right before the door closed behind me when I left, 2:22:46.080 --> 2:22:50.119 Oh you did? What did you say? Oh? 2:22:51.040 --> 2:22:53.080 I called you out for telling me that Courtney thought 2:22:53.120 --> 2:22:58.520 that my underwhelming. Yeah, ceiling comes over. It was something 2:22:58.560 --> 2:23:00.440 like it was something like the door was about to close. 2:23:00.520 --> 2:23:02.880 I was like, sorry, it's not a bigger scar, Courtney close. 2:23:04.000 --> 2:23:05.880 I told him not to tell her because when when 2:23:05.879 --> 2:23:07.720 he went to the bathroom after he got here, ceiling 2:23:07.760 --> 2:23:09.840 comes into the kitchen, He's like, look him, my knees 2:23:10.000 --> 2:23:12.760 I fell last week. Look how bad it is. Here's 2:23:12.800 --> 2:23:15.880 how bad my knees are. And uh, and he's showing 2:23:15.920 --> 2:23:18.000 off his knee caps. I'll bust it up. And when 2:23:18.000 --> 2:23:19.480 he goes to the bathroom, court and he's like, his 2:23:19.560 --> 2:23:22.280 knees weren't that bad what he was talking about? And 2:23:22.320 --> 2:23:23.840 as I'm telling him, you said that I'm going to 2:23:23.879 --> 2:23:26.640 tell him you said his knee injury was underwhelming to you, 2:23:26.760 --> 2:23:29.600 and she's like, no, no, no, no, I was. I 2:23:29.680 --> 2:23:32.320 wasn't drying to be mean, and then so we you know, 2:23:32.480 --> 2:23:34.320 we were holding it against her. But she does listen 2:23:34.400 --> 2:23:36.680 to secret shows. So that's why I can just let 2:23:36.720 --> 2:23:38.560 loose on all sorts of things about things about her 2:23:39.440 --> 2:23:42.440 if if Ceiling doesn't mention them afterwards when he's walking 2:23:42.440 --> 2:23:45.800 out the door, God for Bib torturing some sort of 2:23:46.240 --> 2:23:49.959 uber driver somewhere. I'm sure you didn't fall last night 2:23:50.000 --> 2:23:51.520 when he got back home though, right. 2:23:51.440 --> 2:23:53.560 No, no, I told you at the beginning of the show. 2:23:53.600 --> 2:23:54.600 It's been one week. 2:23:56.920 --> 2:24:00.320 Also, I have to say the great Codorno invention of 2:24:00.360 --> 2:24:03.680 the day, the plane banner sending by the messages from 2:24:03.720 --> 2:24:07.560 people who give subscriptions. Genius. But it's like ninety percent 2:24:07.640 --> 2:24:12.480 phone by Seychell, so it's constantly like you hate your 2:24:12.480 --> 2:24:17.959 Apple phones using it to pay to troll us about Samsung. 2:24:19.040 --> 2:24:20.400 This is a guy. If you're new to the show, 2:24:20.440 --> 2:24:22.720 sayche has been around for a very long time a load. 2:24:24.280 --> 2:24:27.240 He once cornered me at an event and told me 2:24:27.320 --> 2:24:31.040 that he had thought about killing me with uh some 2:24:31.080 --> 2:24:36.080 poisoned dart frog venom mersa something I don't remember what 2:24:36.120 --> 2:24:39.360 it was. He went. He went into details about how 2:24:39.400 --> 2:24:42.200 he was going to kill me with a poison dart 2:24:42.240 --> 2:24:44.160 Frog that he could get on the internet or something, 2:24:44.879 --> 2:24:47.480 and I was like, wow, that's a strange thing to 2:24:47.520 --> 2:24:50.880 come up and tell a person. And then he started 2:24:50.879 --> 2:24:54.119 commenting on how I would talk about Apple devices too much, 2:24:54.800 --> 2:24:56.800 which I don't really think is true. I don't really 2:24:56.879 --> 2:24:59.560 talk about Apple devices that much, but he thought that 2:24:59.600 --> 2:25:03.280 was the case, and he loves Samsung devices. So now 2:25:03.320 --> 2:25:07.039 he's just flying the plane by with donations saying Apple 2:25:07.160 --> 2:25:15.600 sucks and Shun sucks Samsung with Apple up. I don't know. 2:25:16.440 --> 2:25:18.920 Maybe he's right. I don't know. I don't know what 2:25:18.959 --> 2:25:21.280 to make of all of it. But thank you for 2:25:21.440 --> 2:25:23.800 all your support folks all week long. We hope you 2:25:24.240 --> 2:25:27.119 appreciate it. If you want more, which you know, maybe 2:25:27.160 --> 2:25:29.640 you do. If you enjoyed this show, there's a lot 2:25:29.680 --> 2:25:32.320 more to open up over on the premium side on 2:25:32.440 --> 2:25:34.840 secret shows, So take a peek over there over at 2:25:34.879 --> 2:25:38.680 the news junkie dot com. Uh final dispatches, Well, we 2:25:38.760 --> 2:25:41.480 played so many of them. We'll pick our winner for 2:25:41.600 --> 2:25:45.200 the Dad jokes on Monday. God, have there been some 2:25:45.240 --> 2:25:47.720 bad ones. Somebody says, this is the last one. Please, 2:25:48.320 --> 2:25:50.480 what'd you do? You have your kid telling us the 2:25:50.560 --> 2:25:56.440 dad joke? All right here he is sun joke. Say 2:25:56.520 --> 2:26:06.480 to the beata, I gotta like it. Actually, it's not 2:26:06.520 --> 2:26:09.119 just because there's a cute candidates. I also think it's 2:26:09.160 --> 2:26:12.360 not bad. It's also thing. There you go. That's all 2:26:12.400 --> 2:26:14.480 that's gonna happen for those And it's time for us 2:26:14.520 --> 2:26:16.040 to get out of here. So let's do today. 2:26:16.080 --> 2:26:18.560 I learned the following information may make you feel smarter, 2:26:18.680 --> 2:26:20.560 but will not actually increase your IQ. 2:26:21.560 --> 2:26:28.039 So don't get cocky today. By the way, the update 2:26:28.080 --> 2:26:31.640 on that clown killer thing was it was completely random. 2:26:31.760 --> 2:26:33.760 The guy that he did kill. This was the fifteen 2:26:33.840 --> 2:26:35.720 year old who was dressed up as a clown and 2:26:35.760 --> 2:26:38.520 a clown costume with his face covered, and he was 2:26:38.520 --> 2:26:41.560 seen on the doorbell videos like I'm looking for you. 2:26:42.360 --> 2:26:45.640 I have a gift for you. We couldn't figure exactly 2:26:45.640 --> 2:26:47.800 what he said, but then he went to a bus 2:26:47.800 --> 2:26:49.720 stop and they said the man at the bus stop 2:26:49.800 --> 2:26:51.320 was a seventy eight year old guy who had no 2:26:51.400 --> 2:26:54.440 idea who he was. It was completely random and he 2:26:54.480 --> 2:26:58.080 attacked him at that bus stop. That's basically the new 2:26:58.120 --> 2:26:59.720 details are just that the guy was waiting at a 2:26:59.720 --> 2:27:02.320 bus stop there. But we'll see. I'm still so curious 2:27:02.320 --> 2:27:04.200 about that story. So all right, let's get the hell 2:27:04.240 --> 2:27:09.160 out of here today. Learning this band Dire Streets. That's right, 2:27:10.280 --> 2:27:14.760 Open the show, close the show, whatever. Here you go. 2:27:15.160 --> 2:27:20.879 The band Dire Straits was originally called Cafe Races. Not 2:27:21.080 --> 2:27:23.560 very interesting factoid wise, but I just wanted to add 2:27:23.560 --> 2:27:27.240 with this song, thank you we're hanging out with us, 2:27:27.480 --> 2:27:30.680 how fare you well say? On my day, same time, 2:27:30.800 --> 2:27:33.039 same place, listening the show, Get the podcast over at 2:27:33.080 --> 2:27:37.959 the neews junkie dot com. We'll see you on Monday. Everybody. 2:27:40.320 --> 2:27:43.240 That's the way you do it. You plead. 2:27:46.080 --> 2:27:56.120 Money, money, phonos, That's way it. 2:27:58.080 --> 2:28:02.480 Damn guys, don't maybe get up the stone on ya please,