Speaker 1: The News Junkie starts now. It is Friday, August seventh,
Speaker 1: twenty twenty six. Wats to get to today from the
Speaker 1: FCC won't like this to Coca Cola is under fire
Speaker 1: for a wild viral video, and a man tries to
Speaker 1: blame his tesla for speeding. Plus your calls, dispatches, emails, text,
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Speaker 1: And this never ever ever happens. Friends, What's going on?
Speaker 1: I can't believe it. I have to tell you this
Speaker 1: is breaking news incoming right here. Has been handed to
Speaker 1: me hot off the presses. We have a last minute message.
Speaker 1: It appears to be from the grim Reaper on top
Speaker 1: of that hospital. Let's see what he said.
Speaker 2: Wait, Friday, we did it.
Speaker 1: Everybody. We at LA through Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and
Speaker 1: Friday has arrived. Patch yourself on the back. He already
Speaker 1: didn't believe it. Hed a gun. You guys every day
Speaker 1: feeling good. He needs a self soothe a little bit that. Josh,
Speaker 1: you know a good job. You did a good job today.
Speaker 1: You did too. Look at you making it through the week.
Speaker 1: They said you couldn't do it, but you did it.
Speaker 1: We got a lot on deck today. How is everybody
Speaker 1: doing on a Friday? I survived taking out the recycling.
Speaker 1: That a win. Can we reset the clock or whatever?
Speaker 3: That one?
Speaker 4: It has been one week, uh one one accident free
Speaker 4: recycle week.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, indeed. Also we're trying out something new today.
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Speaker 1: Let's put our ears to the ground our fingers of
Speaker 1: the pulse to see what's happened to this great, big,
Speaker 1: wide world of ours. And we go to a traffic
Speaker 1: guy on the local news. This still exists. It's kind
Speaker 1: of weird. It seems like one of those things that
Speaker 1: like technology really replaces anybody telling you about the traffic
Speaker 1: on your radio or on your television screen. I mean, like,
Speaker 1: I can just look at my dash and the road
Speaker 1: is red ahead. I don't need I don't.
Speaker 4: Need you to be like, sure, you're right, but I
Speaker 4: mean it's I think it's good. And I think some
Speaker 4: of the oldos still like to get that from the
Speaker 4: news instead of an app. Why is the road red?
Speaker 4: You know, I don't think they get it. For TV stations,
Speaker 4: It's never been easier to have content like this because
Speaker 4: at least in Florida, all the traffic cameras are free online.
Speaker 4: You can just pull them up and air hm whenever
Speaker 4: you want. That's true. Yeah, you're right about that. Okay,
Speaker 4: let's go to this guy. He's from Channel nine, it's
Speaker 4: an ABC affiliate. And as he he's telling everybody about
Speaker 4: some traffic tie ups on I seventy one, something happens
Speaker 4: and he makes a bit of a mistake here he.
Speaker 5: Goes slowing down both sides around this cars while it's
Speaker 5: that on ramp.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, I'm so sorry. This literally just watched the crash.
Speaker 5: In real time, and I almost said something inappropriate.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean he got so close to it that
Speaker 1: I had to just censor it. Anyways, if you spelled
Speaker 1: it, it would have been s hi ii ii ii ii ii,
Speaker 1: you know. And it was that dad far along, Dad
Speaker 1: far along thing she would have to and and it
Speaker 1: was right like, as he's pointing on the big screen
Speaker 1: behind him, there's an accident and it just scares the
Speaker 1: hell out, slowing.
Speaker 5: Down both sides around this cars while it's that on ramp.
Speaker 5: Oh oh, I'm so sorry. This just watched the crash, yeah,
Speaker 5: real time, and I home said something inappropriate.
Speaker 1: Oh you know what. You're okay, buddy, but the FCC
Speaker 1: would like to see you right now. You are probably
Speaker 1: gonna be hauled off to the prison FCC. Whatever your
Speaker 1: name is, mister traffic guy on the TV, Bye bye
Speaker 1: for now.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 1: I think he survived. I think he's doing okay. Everything
Speaker 1: is going well in his world. I did have a
Speaker 1: runner up, but I didn't like I was so scared
Speaker 1: of playing this because I thought there's like this really
Speaker 1: tiny pocket chance that it was fake, because it's just
Speaker 1: so impressive that I can't bring myself to believe it.
Speaker 1: But it made me feel good. It made me like
Speaker 1: have a good time and smile on a Friday. So
Speaker 1: I want to bring it to you and Seilane, you
Speaker 1: tell me if you think this is real. Look at
Speaker 1: this kid, Jackson, better get moved. That is a small child. Okay,
Speaker 1: this kid is allegedly six years old and he's at
Speaker 1: a local talent show. This six year old has an
Speaker 1: electric guitar. I like his choice of song. This six
Speaker 1: year old is cool, he is, But is this real?
Speaker 1: He has a full size electric guitar. It's like heavy
Speaker 1: is him? You know, Like the neck on the guitar
Speaker 1: is like the full extent of where he can go
Speaker 1: and reach for stuff and they go. Our next person
Speaker 1: up for the talent show is a little boy just
Speaker 1: turned six years old and he's here to play a
Speaker 1: song you might find familiar. Any chance that's real, I
Speaker 1: can't play that just for the record window, so shut
Speaker 1: your mouth. He's definitely playing to a track, but he's
Speaker 1: he's rocking out money for nothing. Man, that's realesome. You
Speaker 1: think he says the one word in the song, he
Speaker 1: drops the half word for getting he's hearing in the makeup.
Speaker 1: If he drops that, he's just uh yeah, I don't know,
Speaker 1: very very impressive, not that part.
Speaker 6: Not that.
Speaker 1: But for those of you who don't play guitar, it's
Speaker 1: it's not the easiest song to play. Oh, I think
Speaker 1: he's screwing up. Yeah, I think he screwed up slightly.
Speaker 1: The craziest thing in the world is I remember with
Speaker 1: my coked up guitar teacher r I P and piece.
Speaker 1: I remember, do you know that?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think, like years and years and
Speaker 1: years ago, that guy wasn't long for this world. Man,
Speaker 1: that guy not account of the cocaine. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: like that. He was one of those guys. I gotta
Speaker 1: get in all these lessons. I gotta I gotta get
Speaker 1: this knowledge beamed into me while I still have the chance,
Speaker 1: because this guy is circling the drain. You know, you
Speaker 1: ever seen when you were in the mood to party
Speaker 1: in Taiwan on and you go, all right, let's party
Speaker 1: a little bit, and then they they they rock out
Speaker 1: one about the size of this pen, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Like just so fun you go, whoa buddy
Speaker 1: and if and a holy cow, like that's my guitar
Speaker 1: teacher was like that. And I remember the first couple
Speaker 1: of lessons I had when I was well, I was
Speaker 1: older than this kid. I was about twelve or thirteen
Speaker 1: when I first started learning how to play the guitar.
Speaker 1: Peaked around thirteen and a half, and at first it
Speaker 1: was and Seiland will maybe make fun of me or
Speaker 1: maybe agree. At first, when I was learning, it hurt
Speaker 1: my fingers to actually even like push down the strings
Speaker 1: and make up.
Speaker 4: It's very common if you don't, if you're not calloused up.
Speaker 4: In fact, if I were to try and go and
Speaker 4: play a gig at a bar, I would probably my
Speaker 4: fingers would probably be hurting by the end of it,
Speaker 4: just because it's been so long since I've played, like
Speaker 4: a long time like that. But they get like hardened, right, Yeah,
Speaker 4: you need to get palused up so you don't feel
Speaker 4: it anymore. But when I was learning, my dad had
Speaker 4: a twelve string guitar and that was easier on my
Speaker 4: fingers because there's you know, it's kind of like the
Speaker 4: reason you can lay on a bed of nails and
Speaker 4: not have all of them poke you or like go
Speaker 4: through your skin. Whatever science is, the distribution of pressure
Speaker 4: is more. Somebody Patty Whack and sat on TJ. Chad says,
Speaker 4: question is could sean play better than a six year old?
Speaker 1: Not this one, my man, like, that's pretty cool. Probably
Speaker 1: a line of six year old girls just waiting for
Speaker 1: the rock star to come off the stage. Give your kid,
Speaker 1: I say this, I say this to you. It's the
Speaker 1: only advice I'm going to give you. All right. Three things. One,
Speaker 1: do the best you can to raise your kid to
Speaker 1: be a good person. Number two, teach your kid to
Speaker 1: play an instrument, and a cool one. Not the bass guitar.
Speaker 1: Never the bass guitar. Nothing against bass guitar players, but
Speaker 1: it's always like the young guys playing the guitar. No,
Speaker 1: I'm playing the bass guitar, the electric guitar, or drums.
Speaker 1: Drums are very cool. Drummers are always very cool. Okay,
Speaker 1: girls like drummers and they like guitarists and singers. Okay,
Speaker 1: have your kid be a good person. Teach them how
Speaker 1: to play one instrument, and make them learn how to dance.
Speaker 1: Those are the three things. Those are the three things,
Speaker 1: and they'll never struggle. They'll be fine for their entire lives,
Speaker 1: just adorable little kids. Don't forget. We do have a
Speaker 1: contest underway, as we always do with rate my blank,
Speaker 1: and this week it's been rate my blank, rate my
Speaker 1: dad joke, and I'll be honest with you, some of
Speaker 1: them have not been great. They book but there's four
Speaker 1: bookmarked so far, and only out of pity. Here's an
Speaker 1: example of some of the submissions we're getting for rape
Speaker 1: my Dad joke this week. You can send yours in
Speaker 1: via text to speech or record your voice as a dispatch,
Speaker 1: or like this one. Here's keeler, what kind of bees
Speaker 1: make milk boobies? I think you got it right. I
Speaker 1: think you see the voice kind of made me laugh
Speaker 1: a little bit. Boobies, Casey, casey, milk booby booby. You
Speaker 1: know that scream is a goat, right, That's the best
Speaker 1: thing about it is that scream is a goat. There's
Speaker 1: so so many of these, and some of them are
Speaker 1: so terrible.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: Here's another, kay.
Speaker 7: Sean, I only know twenty five letters of the alphabet.
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know why. I think the why didn't come
Speaker 1: through it didn't sound like it. Another one.
Speaker 4: A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers
Speaker 4: and says five beers please.
Speaker 1: I get it. Okay, there you go. See these are
Speaker 1: your competitors, folks. It's crazy. It's this slim pickens out
Speaker 1: there for rate my blank rate my dad. Joke this week,
Speaker 1: couple of emails to kick us off. Here here is
Speaker 1: tea emailing the show. TM says, hey, you shouldn't be
Speaker 1: a greep. I don't know. I'm not firing Roman. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Hey, Sean,
Speaker 1: just hit me and you have to bookmark it. Going
Speaker 1: back to the bookmarking, hang on, you just forgot it.
Speaker 1: It made no sense. I thought his fingers had been
Speaker 1: blown off in the war or something. That's where you went,
Speaker 1: you Romans fingers blown off in the war, or like
Speaker 1: he's like in a spear battle with another Roman and
Speaker 1: he loses his fingers, And that's what I took away. Joke.
Speaker 4: A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers
Speaker 4: and says five beers please.
Speaker 1: Now I get it, I get it all right. You
Speaker 1: want to be God h Moses Win our attorney will
Speaker 1: be hanging out with this in a second I've got
Speaker 1: to pick a side that is an absolute banger for everybody.
Speaker 1: Wait till you hear this in just a moment. But
Speaker 1: let me get to this. Says Hey Sean. I've heard
Speaker 1: you say several times on the show you're again the
Speaker 1: death penalty, But then I've also heard you many times
Speaker 1: say somebody should die for their crime. The latest was
Speaker 1: the guy who sexually battered an eleven year old. You said,
Speaker 1: the only issue you have with the father is that
Speaker 1: he didn't kill him. Now, I'm for the death penalty
Speaker 1: for my own reasons, and I respect your opinion, but
Speaker 1: you can't have it both ways, says TM, thinking he
Speaker 1: has me pinned on hypocrisy on display lies. But little
Speaker 1: do you know, TM, this is a well thought out
Speaker 1: thing in my world. I've had this opinion for a
Speaker 1: very very very long time, and I am against the
Speaker 1: state taking away a life because if there's any instance
Speaker 1: out there where somebody is innocent and the state kills them,
Speaker 1: meaning the apparatus of government kills the person, that's one
Speaker 1: is too much like accidentally killing a person the state
Speaker 1: right one is too much. However, if somebody wants to
Speaker 1: kill somebody else in an act of revenge. I care
Speaker 1: not much at all to say. To say the least,
Speaker 1: I if if somebody sees their order abused by some
Speaker 1: grown ass man their eleven year old daughter, as was
Speaker 1: the case here, and they want to take them out
Speaker 1: of the back porch and handle it themselves, that's completely
Speaker 1: different the vigilante justice response justice. These kind of things
Speaker 1: are different. You take them case by case. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't I don't think that hypocrisy. My problem is
Speaker 1: the state being involved in making the decision there when
Speaker 1: they could be making a mistake as opposed to the
Speaker 1: father in that case. But thank you, it's a good email. Nonetheless,
Speaker 1: tips at thenewsjunkie dot com and Charles emails and he says,
Speaker 1: obviously this is your own personal business. You don't have
Speaker 1: to answer if you don't want to. But I'm just curious,
Speaker 1: why don't you get a medical card? Then you can
Speaker 1: get whatever THHC product you want at the dispensary. I
Speaker 1: what a time to be alive, man. I saw a
Speaker 1: story yesterday and it was like I was like, imagine
Speaker 1: thirteen year old me with my guitar in my hand
Speaker 1: hearing this news story, and it was California opens its
Speaker 1: first self service check out at a weed dispensary. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: And I was like, Wow, how the times have changed here?
Speaker 1: What what a time to be alive. But I don't
Speaker 1: like I don't mess around with that stuff very much,
Speaker 1: and I don't do a lot of I don't take
Speaker 1: a lot of mediciner pills. I take hocus pocus stuff basically,
Speaker 1: but I don't like to alter my body other than
Speaker 1: with alcohol, which I really really like to do. And
Speaker 1: that may make no sense to you, but the thhds
Speaker 1: that I take before going to bed just I'm drinking
Speaker 1: a drink just like a mocktail with TC and it
Speaker 1: helps me sleep. I don't want any more than that,
Speaker 1: So I haven't felt the need to go try to
Speaker 1: get like a you know, a license or whatever I
Speaker 1: think Josh has.
Speaker 4: I mean, they have a point to like, you know,
Speaker 4: if you find that they do actually take away the
Speaker 4: THHD drinks, it might be worth looking into. It doesn't
Speaker 4: mean you have to become a full on, raging pothead,
Speaker 4: but you could probably get something at the medicinal dispense,
Speaker 4: you know, like like droplets or something. You just you
Speaker 4: can have a club soda drip drip drip drip droplets.
Speaker 4: I can store so many of those too.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, get some tinctures going, Moses, I've got
Speaker 1: a h I've got a joke coming in for you.
Speaker 1: Are you interested? Or I suppose he was shaking his head.
Speaker 4: The first thing he heard when he walked in today
Speaker 4: was dad jokes and not good ones.
Speaker 1: We have to pick one, but this is what we
Speaker 1: have saddled ourselves with.
Speaker 8: Here you have it a joke me, Moses, I'm sure,
Speaker 8: give me minute, I got plenty of.
Speaker 9: All right, here's the one for you. Here's youckers. Here's
Speaker 9: a joke from mom. Why did the bread save the
Speaker 9: chicken cutlet? Because it was in palm's way?
Speaker 1: Man, I love palm joke? Not bad? Does it win
Speaker 1: the bookmark from you? Or no?
Speaker 10: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry you heard it here. First
Speaker 1: emotion has been denied. When we come back, I have
Speaker 1: the one of the best pick asides we've in a while,
Speaker 1: and I want you guys to clear your brains and
Speaker 1: get ready for this. I'm gonna play it for you.
Speaker 1: We'll go on a bit of a journey and a
Speaker 1: pick a side is coming up next. On the news
Speaker 1: junkieh name when what is a while clip I have
Speaker 1: for you? Wait for it, embrace yourself a pick aside
Speaker 1: on the way, and I imagine you'll do just that.
Speaker 1: We demand that much of you. Welcome in, friends, Hope
Speaker 1: you're having a good time. Learn more about the show
Speaker 1: in the world's most viral newsroom over on thenewschunkie dot com. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's been a while since we've had a really top
Speaker 1: notch pick a side, I think, but I've got one
Speaker 1: on my hands here, so I hope everybody's ready and
Speaker 1: on board to get your brains prepared. The only rules
Speaker 1: to a pick a side, Seeleane. As you know, Josh Moses,
Speaker 1: as you all know, is there's no fence sitting. We
Speaker 1: must pick a side. Who is right, who is wrong,
Speaker 1: and all of that good stuff. No fence sitting aloud,
Speaker 1: So let's pick a side. It's such a great clip.
Speaker 1: This is uh, something happened in Parker, Colorado. I believe Parker, Colorado,
Speaker 1: and a police officer has pulled over a man for
Speaker 1: excessive speeding. This man is pulled over in his tesla.
Speaker 1: Let's go to the scene and see what happened. You
Speaker 1: got to pick a side. Who's in the right the
Speaker 1: person in this car or the police officer pulling him over?
Speaker 11: Here we go Hi, yes, sir, A little fast I
Speaker 11: was I wasn't driving.
Speaker 10: That's assess driving or the pilots.
Speaker 2: You're in charge, though, so I need to see your
Speaker 2: driver's license.
Speaker 10: I ain't tested, but I wasn't driving, so it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: You're in the driver's seat. You can you can say,
Speaker 2: you can blame the car all you.
Speaker 10: Want, but but how can we potm said, I wasn't you.
Speaker 2: Have a driver's The car doesn't have a driver's license.
Speaker 1: I need to see your driver's license.
Speaker 10: Well, I can't get anything like us because this is
Speaker 10: what wasn't me, s sir, I need to see your
Speaker 10: drivers Yes, I can give you no not.
Speaker 2: First of all, the first thing I need to see
Speaker 2: is your driver's license. That's the number one thing.
Speaker 1: Finally, he's getting out his driver's license. You can see
Speaker 1: where this is going. This guy says, how can I
Speaker 1: be getting a ticket right now? I'm not even driving
Speaker 1: this car. If you want to give somebody a ticket,
Speaker 1: you give the Tesla a ticket. I'm not the one driving.
Speaker 1: Bold move, cod Yes, it is a bold move. Seaway.
Speaker 1: It is a bold move, but he's going to try
Speaker 1: it out. Here. He is saying that I'm not driving
Speaker 1: the car. The Tesla was in autopilot at that moment.
Speaker 1: I'm almost angry at you for pulling me over. We'll
Speaker 1: get to Moe's legal thoughts on whether this would hold
Speaker 1: up in just a moment's getting out his license here.
Speaker 1: It wasn't it wasn't my fault, he.
Speaker 12: Issues, all right, sir, I did right your ticket for
Speaker 12: speeding sixty four and a forty five. Sure how this
Speaker 12: whole thing works, but it's not the first person I stopped.
Speaker 1: It's been an autopilot.
Speaker 2: I don't know why they decided to speed. There's no
Speaker 2: way to speed limit here is sixty five or whatever
Speaker 2: I thought it was.
Speaker 10: It's almost four, So, like, is this happened? You're telling
Speaker 10: me that this is not a first pan that you
Speaker 10: go over with the Tesla?
Speaker 2: Yes, So how do you figure out how I figure out?
Speaker 10: What aren't you figured out in the court?
Speaker 11: And when you talk to the gests or when I'm
Speaker 11: talking to the jets, I'm going to figure out I
Speaker 11: wasn't driving.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter your So he's saying, now, when I
Speaker 1: talked to the judge. What am I supposed to do?
Speaker 1: Because I wasn't driving this car, I cannot get a ticket.
Speaker 1: I wasn't speeding, I wasn't making the decisions. No, no,
Speaker 1: no in charge here. I was just sitting here. I
Speaker 1: might as well have been a passenger in this vehicle.
Speaker 1: I might as well be in the passenger set in
Speaker 1: charge of the car.
Speaker 10: No, sir, I was here.
Speaker 12: You're missing the point. You are driving, whether you and
Speaker 12: I was sitting, whether you turn.
Speaker 1: It's simmering right now. Just so you know, he's going
Speaker 1: to explode at the end of it.
Speaker 12: The car doesn't matter. You're still driving. You can say
Speaker 12: the car is driving.
Speaker 2: Is all you want. The judge is not going to
Speaker 2: play that game you were driving if.
Speaker 10: You chase the trust the car. I need to see
Speaker 10: your supervisor.
Speaker 12: This is your ticket, supern The bottom is a complaint number.
Speaker 10: If you want to talk to I just want to speak, wisdess.
Speaker 1: This is your copy.
Speaker 10: Do you want your drivers to spend so you can't
Speaker 10: a question me?
Speaker 12: Sir?
Speaker 2: Do you want your drivers?
Speaker 10: I want to go my drivers, but I need to
Speaker 10: speak before you resident.
Speaker 12: You can, like I said, you give a called schooze
Speaker 12: right now.
Speaker 2: You want me to call him here? Yes, well, I'll
Speaker 2: tell him that.
Speaker 1: You want him here. It's kind of amazing to me
Speaker 1: that this guy thinks if the supervisor arrives, he will
Speaker 1: obviously understand right, I'm not a supervisor. Be thrilled to
Speaker 1: be pulled away from whatever he's doing to talk to
Speaker 1: a man who thinks that he should not get a
Speaker 1: speeding ticket. Because it sounds like you're picking a side here.
Speaker 1: Are you suggesting that this person you're saying that the
Speaker 1: guys is in the idiot? Okay, all right? Uh Joshua
Speaker 1: about you? Have you lined up anywhere before? This guy's
Speaker 1: all right? You know the rules. You're not supposed to
Speaker 1: do that. I am gonna do it. Moses, from a
Speaker 1: legal standpoint, you are not even a smart question. Yes
Speaker 1: it is, Yes it is. Can't he say? I was
Speaker 1: not behind the controls of this vehicle. The automation determined
Speaker 1: what the speed limit was and went to what I
Speaker 1: thought was an appropriate speed. I was not the one
Speaker 1: who was hitting the accelerator. Here go after Tesla for
Speaker 1: this ticket? Is that going to work in front of
Speaker 1: a judge?
Speaker 8: I mean, you know, I love a good shaggy defense
Speaker 8: the old it wasn't me. But I don't think that's
Speaker 8: going to hold up here.
Speaker 1: It's not going to work for him. The judge is
Speaker 1: going to say you're responsible because you were actually physically
Speaker 1: behind the wheel. Of course he's getting angry. Is there
Speaker 1: a legal precedent for who's to blame when the car
Speaker 1: has no driver? Like if you if you were somewhere
Speaker 1: where they had like way mos or or in Orlando,
Speaker 1: there's a small window of area where they're testing out
Speaker 1: the Tesla robotaxi and there would be.
Speaker 4: That amount of time in between rides where the vehicle
Speaker 4: was driving around with nobody in it. If the if
Speaker 4: this happens, like if for some reason the software has
Speaker 4: a bug or something weird went down and the car
Speaker 4: violated a traffic law, is there anybody to cite?
Speaker 8: So, I mean when when the crashes occur. It's sort
Speaker 8: of a developing area of the law right now. It's
Speaker 8: basically a product's liability lawsuit where you're basically suing the
Speaker 8: manufacturer Tesla or whoever's you know or whoever it is,
Speaker 8: depending on the company, and you're assuming them and saying
Speaker 8: that they're live. Well, he's the product that they provided
Speaker 8: was defective. Now when it comes to you know, traffic laws,
Speaker 8: that's going to depend state by state as to what
Speaker 8: statutes they've put in place for autonomous driving and how
Speaker 8: they handle it, and if they even contemplated it when
Speaker 8: they drafted that statute.
Speaker 1: Somebody's saying they should tow his car. Just stop talking,
Speaker 1: says Kurt. The side of the road is not the
Speaker 1: place to discuss the finer points of the law. Finally,
Speaker 1: you have no idea, Kurt. I saw a video yesterday
Speaker 1: of a an active shootout going on with a guy
Speaker 1: who barricaded himself in a cheap motel and the police.
Speaker 1: That was not No, it was not my react to.
Speaker 1: The police are firing in with snipers into this guy's
Speaker 1: hotel room that he's barricaded in, and he's like filming
Speaker 1: himself and stuff, and he's firing back at the cops,
Speaker 1: and he shoots one of the cops and gets him
Speaker 1: like in the arm, the leg, and the cops shoot
Speaker 1: back at him and they hit him once or twice,
Speaker 1: and they're bringing in robots and all the like crazy
Speaker 1: swat technology, and they go to try to evacuate the
Speaker 1: woman in the hotel room adjacent to where this was
Speaker 1: all going down, and when they opened the door, they're like, man,
Speaker 1: we need to get you all out of here right now.
Speaker 1: The white woman goes, is somebody gonna pay for this?
Speaker 1: I wanted this room. I spent a lot of money
Speaker 1: on this. I want to be fully compensated within the line.
Speaker 1: And it's like, whoa, there's bullets flying around, people are dying.
Speaker 1: Like there's a lot of these sort of roadside legal
Speaker 1: arguments happening every day. I think this guy, though he's
Speaker 1: boiling over, he's getting angry. He thinks he's not responsible.
Speaker 1: It was on autopilot blamed tesla.
Speaker 4: He says, do you think he like honestly thinks that
Speaker 4: or is he just like trying to make an argument,
Speaker 4: Like do you think that if that's the case, he
Speaker 4: bought the tesla thinking oh I will never have to
Speaker 4: get speeding ticket.
Speaker 1: Yes, I think that. Listen to this guy. He just
Speaker 1: to ask for the supervisor. I think he's fully confident
Speaker 1: that he's not to blame, and that's why he's getting angry.
Speaker 1: So all the supervisors are busy.
Speaker 2: If you want to sit here and wait, you can.
Speaker 2: There's a court data on the take.
Speaker 11: It you would be here and then he would be
Speaker 11: come here because I got every recording right here. This
Speaker 11: is how you respond to me, be rude to me,
Speaker 11: this with the rispand I'm a good citizen. I didn't
Speaker 11: do anything wrong. I'm a zero criminal. You took me
Speaker 11: like that, like this. I didn't treat you like no, no, no,
Speaker 11: I have a witness. This is a witness. She got
Speaker 11: a witness.
Speaker 10: You told me like this. You want to see your driving.
Speaker 10: I'm a good okay, you can.
Speaker 1: Trick me like this.
Speaker 2: Are you gonna sit here and wait for this No, I.
Speaker 11: Want your supervisor right now, and you would be here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let yourself on the side of the road for
Speaker 1: a while, he says. So Moses doesn't think this guy
Speaker 1: is gonna be us with this argument? Is zero criminal?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 13: He is?
Speaker 1: He did say I'm zero criminal? His zero criminal? This guy, well,
Speaker 1: now he's got a tiny little nick on his you know,
Speaker 1: on his resume. But I think this guy may just
Speaker 1: be at the forefront of these types of arguments. How
Speaker 1: different is it from being in a way mo with
Speaker 1: no driver to just being behind the wheel in the
Speaker 1: in the tesla? Is driving itself your honor? Huh? I
Speaker 1: submit to you that the vehicle made the decisions based
Speaker 1: on software created by humans, and those humans, not me,
Speaker 1: are the ones who are responsible for paying the speeding tickets.
Speaker 4: Allow me to enter into evidence, Sir, you say, the
Speaker 4: vehicle makes decisions. In the settings of the vehicle. You
Speaker 4: can pick whether you want it to be a good
Speaker 4: driver and follow the laws, or you can go to
Speaker 4: ludicrous speed or they have like a I forget what
Speaker 4: it's called on Tesla, but there there's like a crazy mode.
Speaker 1: Objection on the grounds that this is bad for my case.
Speaker 1: I'm fully rejecting your argument, and I'm standing by that
Speaker 1: this is automated vehicles. At what damn it overall is
Speaker 1: gonna happen? You tell us pick a side. Who is
Speaker 1: in the right, the comp or the guy who blames
Speaker 1: his Tesla for the speeding ticket. He wasn't even hitting
Speaker 1: the gas pedal. Well, I guess the accelerator, you would say,
Speaker 1: in this case, who's the blame? Pick aside? Friends, will
Speaker 1: hear from you, your dispatches, your emails and all the rest.
Speaker 1: In just a moment, the officer said, no matter what
Speaker 1: technology your vehicle has, the person behind the wheel is
Speaker 1: accountable for your vehicle's actions. These systems are designed to
Speaker 1: assist you, not drive for you. That's the statement from
Speaker 1: the Parker Police Department talking about this that happened, uh,
Speaker 1: just a couple of weeks ago where the guy blamed
Speaker 1: his own autopilot. All right, we'll get your thoughts. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, Oh, just a rush of dispatches here. These
Speaker 1: are going to be so he's gonna be rough. I
Speaker 1: think I don't know what we're gonna We'll see what
Speaker 1: you have to say, we'll see what's on your mind.
Speaker 1: You can leave yours at the news junkie dot com
Speaker 1: right now? Should we try one more? Sure? More, one
Speaker 1: more joke. It's it's rate my blank this week, rate
Speaker 1: my dad joke. And somebody has said, Sean, you got
Speaker 1: to understand the point of a dad joke is that
Speaker 1: sometimes it doesn't work, and that's why it's funny. I
Speaker 1: get it. If I didn't get it, well, we wanted
Speaker 1: to still be funny. But the some dad jokes are
Speaker 1: not funny, was what they were saying. Here's Kyle, if
Speaker 1: I can stay, Kyle, I got one for you. Why
Speaker 1: did the blind man fold down the well? You didn't
Speaker 1: see that? Well, there you are Okay, why did the
Speaker 1: blind man we got the well home screen at the
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Speaker 1: here's here's here's Danny's bad dad joke.
Speaker 14: We all know why six was afraid of seven, but
Speaker 14: do you know why ten was scared?
Speaker 1: Because it was in the middle of nine to eleven.
Speaker 1: It's almost better how it's like a tower dropped at
Speaker 1: that moment, just right there. I'm bookmarking it. I'm bookmarking it. Uh,
Speaker 1: let's try Brenda.
Speaker 3: Okay. So I don't know if you got the last one,
Speaker 3: so it's Brenda the mel lady again. If you've got
Speaker 3: the last one, forget it. But I don't know how
Speaker 3: to send these things you.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: So Duck walks into the bar, says to the bartender,
Speaker 3: got any bread? Bartender said nope. He waits a minute,
Speaker 3: says got any bread? Bartender said nope. Says got any bread?
Speaker 3: Bartender said no. And if you asked me again, I'm
Speaker 3: in a nail your beak to the bar.
Speaker 1: Got any nails?
Speaker 3: Duck says, got a hammer? Bartender says nope. Duck says,
Speaker 3: got any bread?
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you for your submission. It's a bill. Oh technicality.
Speaker 1: The technical police have arrived. Yeah, you're right, You're right, Josh,
Speaker 1: you're right, technically. One more, here's Missy.
Speaker 3: Hey, junkies, what is Michael Jackson's favorite restaurant?
Speaker 1: KFC? This a bad idea, Moses hang out. We've got
Speaker 1: another segment where we can I'm not sure that I
Speaker 1: want to. We could spend some time with you about
Speaker 1: Michael Jackson's favorite band. I Will I Will, I Will
Speaker 1: I Will not play as many of these during the
Speaker 1: next segment, but we still have to play something. They're
Speaker 1: floating in right now. A lot of people are setting
Speaker 1: in their dispatches, so we'll see what we get here.
Speaker 1: We've got another update on a story we've been following
Speaker 1: for quite a while. Another update on the clown who
Speaker 1: rang the doorbell. A ten year old or actually younger
Speaker 1: than ten, an eight year old driving a car got
Speaker 1: in trouble, and a whole bunch more. It's all coming
Speaker 1: up next on the News Junkie. Welcome in friend in
Speaker 1: the world's most so viral newsroom. The weekend is on
Speaker 1: and so are we so good to be with you.
Speaker 1: You look great, do you smell great? Today's shower? Did
Speaker 1: you well? And you can learn more about the show
Speaker 1: over at thenewsjunkie dot com. I remember our friend Moses
Speaker 1: Dewitted de witlaw firm. Moses, Hello, how are you hello? There?
Speaker 15: He is.
Speaker 1: We've got questions for you. Of course we'll get into
Speaker 1: some of those. And just a bit. One of the
Speaker 1: weirdest things I saw this week, mo is there was
Speaker 1: some guy was driving his car and let's see if
Speaker 1: I could bring this up so you could see the
Speaker 1: visuals on this. But he got word that his car
Speaker 1: insurance was going to be canceled if he didn't remove
Speaker 1: the stickers on his car. And I've never heard of
Speaker 1: this before, but like I guess this is some sort
Speaker 1: of thing that people do have to worry about. Like
Speaker 1: they say, if you get into an accident, your insurance
Speaker 1: will be voided because you have stickers on your car. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: I'm telling you this happened to a man named Simeon Chandra.
Speaker 1: What are guys laughing about? What's so funny? What's so
Speaker 1: funny right now?
Speaker 4: Your stupid plane just flew across because Seychelles gifted a
Speaker 4: sub and Sean sucks.
Speaker 1: Apple sucks iPhone sucks Sam. This is the greatest idea ever.
Speaker 1: I told you, I told you it was all right. Moses.
Speaker 1: You say you've never heard of this happening before. Here's
Speaker 1: the car in question. Now, these are not your ordinary
Speaker 1: stickers on the side of the car. It says Jesus
Speaker 1: Loves You. But it looks like they kind of did
Speaker 1: it themselves with like some sort of tape that they
Speaker 1: are like, yeah, it says. A Christian motorist was left
Speaker 1: shock after being told his car insurance would not continue
Speaker 1: unless you removed a handmaid Jesus Loved You Loves You
Speaker 1: sticker from his vehicle. His insurance company informed Simeon Chandra
Speaker 1: that it's underwriting. The department declined the modification done on
Speaker 1: the vehicle as per sticker is added on your car
Speaker 1: a bunch of demons. The thirty five year old driver
Speaker 1: was also warned his policy would be voided unless he
Speaker 1: removed the stickers and sending new, dated photos of his vehicle.
Speaker 1: He eventually agreed to this so he could keep his insurance.
Speaker 1: But they had said it's it's something called ghost skippy insurance.
Speaker 8: I don't know, that's like sounds real legit. It's firing
Speaker 8: peanut butter with every policy.
Speaker 1: It's one of those app insurance companies, Moses, So maybe
Speaker 1: we should start there, like, is there anything to worry
Speaker 1: about when he was like, Hey, this is an insurance company,
Speaker 1: but it's all APP based. Should I be trusting this?
Speaker 8: I mean, usually they're fine because to be a legit
Speaker 8: as long as they're a legitimate insurance company, they have
Speaker 8: to be you know, regulated by the State of Florida,
Speaker 8: they have to have certain amounts and reserves to pay claims.
Speaker 8: So long as they're you know, legitimate, that's perfectly fine.
Speaker 1: Okay, So as long as it's like you gotta make
Speaker 1: sure it's like got a good reputation, guess right, and.
Speaker 8: That they're actually as long as they're a real insurance
Speaker 8: company and they are registered with the state of Florida,
Speaker 8: you should be fine.
Speaker 1: And you've never heard anything before about if you've got
Speaker 1: a bunch of stickers on your car it could somehow
Speaker 1: avoid your insurance or caused you issues.
Speaker 8: No, I mean they could be trying to claim that
Speaker 8: because he has these stickers on the side that maybe
Speaker 8: it's a commercial vehicle now for some reason. But typically
Speaker 8: the state of Florida at least, you know, once your
Speaker 8: policy has been in place for sixty days. They can't
Speaker 8: really cancel an establish policy unless you don't pay the premiums.
Speaker 8: There's misrepresentation or fraud, which they could be trying to
Speaker 8: argue here that you know, because he has this signage
Speaker 8: on the side of it, that it's now a commercial
Speaker 8: vehicle and that was fraud.
Speaker 4: Was there any argument that would suggest that, you know,
Speaker 4: the stickers like we saw in this this picture here
Speaker 4: are done very haphazardly.
Speaker 1: They're very do it yourself. Jesus loves you v much,
Speaker 1: this one said, they're they're a little.
Speaker 4: Hard to read. So if you were another driver in
Speaker 4: your trying to go like what the hell is on
Speaker 4: this guy's vehicle, you might be distracting other drivers and
Speaker 4: then somebody crashes into you, and would would the insurance
Speaker 4: company argue like, hey, you you're making your vehicle more
Speaker 4: of a target by having these weirdly place stickers on it,
Speaker 4: or am I just making stuff up?
Speaker 1: You're just making stuff up?
Speaker 8: In that scenario, it wouldn't be the sticker guys fault anyways,
Speaker 8: the other driver would be at fault.
Speaker 1: But also, I mean, you.
Speaker 8: Know, we see vehicles all the time with signage on
Speaker 8: them and advertisements and stickers and all sorts of things.
Speaker 8: As long as it's you know, DOT compliant, there should
Speaker 8: be any issue there, right.
Speaker 1: All right? I had another question for you, Moses, and
Speaker 1: this is one of the big weird ones from this week,
Speaker 1: to see if we have any other ones that I'm
Speaker 1: not thinking of right now, but I saw in at
Speaker 1: least one state they have decided to remove the requirement
Speaker 1: for attorneys to pass the bar exam in lieu of
Speaker 1: if you're working with a law firm, if you spend
Speaker 1: x amount of hours working at the law form, you
Speaker 1: just become an attorney because they have such a shortage
Speaker 1: of attorneys in that state. Any thoughts on that, is
Speaker 1: that worry you about the future of litigation in a
Speaker 1: state like that?
Speaker 8: Not really mean. So it's basically an apprentice apprenticeship program.
Speaker 8: We used to actually have that in Florida. There used
Speaker 8: to be I don't think there are anymore, but there
Speaker 8: were some old time judges on the bench who didn't
Speaker 8: go to law or excuse me, didn't take the bar,
Speaker 8: but did apprenticeships, and in some states used to allow
Speaker 8: you not to go to law school and just take
Speaker 8: the bar as well. So that's not really a thing. Anymore.
Speaker 8: But you know, on these typically when you see something
Speaker 8: like this, it's because the state's having a hard time
Speaker 8: or doesn't have enough lawyers for the population, so they
Speaker 8: offer these programs to try to encourage people to become
Speaker 8: lawyers within the state.
Speaker 1: This one says, here's one of the stories on this
Speaker 1: mode from Reuters. Law graduates who are unable to take
Speaker 1: Washington State's July bar exam due to technological problems will
Speaker 1: have an option to be licensed to practice without ever
Speaker 1: taking the test. The Supreme Court said, first time bar
Speaker 1: takers who were scheduled to sit for last week's canceled
Speaker 1: exam may accept a waiver to practice in Washington, where
Speaker 1: they could take a rescheduled bar exam. So in this case,
Speaker 1: there was like a glitch on the test or something
Speaker 1: and they weren't able to do it. And the other one,
Speaker 1: I think it was New Mexico. Yeah, New Mexico, Yeah,
Speaker 1: New Mexico. The Albuquerque Journal as the story and it
Speaker 1: says New Mexico law graduates can become attorneys without the
Speaker 1: bar exam. So the Supreme Court of New Mexico is
Speaker 1: okay skills based pathway to licensure, So that wouldn't worry
Speaker 1: you. You would think that there's people you know that are
Speaker 1: very skilled that didn't even need to get it to
Speaker 1: begin with.
Speaker 8: I mean, law school doesn't really teach you much about
Speaker 8: how to practice law. It really more teaches you how
Speaker 8: to think. You learn how to practice law by actually
Speaker 8: getting out there and getting a job. So I don't
Speaker 8: see it being a huge issue. You know, just like
Speaker 8: anything else in life, the law school of the bar,
Speaker 8: they're all just hurdles you have to jump over to
Speaker 8: achieve what you want to achieve. But you actually learn
Speaker 8: most of the skill on the job. So the apprenticeship
Speaker 8: makes sense in that sense.
Speaker 4: I mean for people who take the bar exam and
Speaker 4: pass law school. I mean obviously that means you're you
Speaker 4: have to take some sort of final exam to pass
Speaker 4: law school, and then you take the bar.
Speaker 1: Are those two tests pretty similar? Are they not? At all?
Speaker 8: The bar exam is complete. Nothing you learn in law
Speaker 8: school is on the bar exam at all, So it
Speaker 8: makes no sense. So you know, typically you finish law school,
Speaker 8: then you study for like six months or so, and
Speaker 8: you take the bar exam.
Speaker 1: Okay, you just go to a school and teachers you
Speaker 1: the bar exam. Well, because you have to buy an
Speaker 1: extra class to take the bar exam. This sounds like
Speaker 1: a scam, actual scam. All the world's a scam. Listen
Speaker 1: to Moses is blackpailed on all of this stuff. All right,
Speaker 1: that's an interesting take on this. And then your idea
Speaker 1: is sort of that the marketplace will sort this out.
Speaker 1: If somebody is a really bad attorney, then they won't
Speaker 1: the people will stop going to them to get attorney work, right.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean, look, there's people who you know, graduate
Speaker 8: from the best law school in the country who are
Speaker 8: not very good attorneys, and there's people who graduate from
Speaker 8: terrible law schools who are great attorney. James McGill, Yes, okay,
Speaker 8: so yeah, I don't think one necessarily equates to the other.
Speaker 8: But on the job training is important. A lot of
Speaker 8: people have proposed that even after you take the or
Speaker 8: past the bar exam, that you should be required to
Speaker 8: do an apprenticeship before you're a fully licensed lawyer, which
Speaker 8: does kind of make sense in the same token as
Speaker 8: they have a medical school.
Speaker 1: But right, all right, well join us on the show.
Speaker 1: If you have any questions, tips t ips at the
Speaker 1: news Junkie dot com or send a dispatch over on
Speaker 1: the website right now, Moses de Win is there to
Speaker 1: help you out after any accident. If you're behind the
Speaker 1: wheel and you get pulled over and it was on
Speaker 1: autopilot and you need somebody to represent you, Moe is
Speaker 1: your guy. He'll step up and say, I'll fight the
Speaker 1: good fight and see if I could win this out
Speaker 1: in court. Or if you were down the highway, it
Speaker 1: wasn't I If you it's been it worked before, right,
Speaker 1: hasn't that been successful? Though it wasn't me defense, the
Speaker 1: shaggy defense.
Speaker 8: I'm sure it's worked for somebody.
Speaker 1: I don't who, Alight, Well, he'll use the defense that
Speaker 1: works the best, considering the circumtance defense. Just call mo
Speaker 1: dot com. What's the Chewbacca defense? Uh? It's from South Park?
Speaker 1: Oh alrighty okay, we're gonna take a quick break. Moses,
Speaker 1: thanks for hanging out with us today. Are you you
Speaker 1: gotta get out of here? Yeah? I probably that out. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm one more segment in me. We'll say, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: it'll be a big surprise for you when we come
Speaker 1: back and see what happens with that. We'll get to
Speaker 1: more of your rate. My blank your dad. Jokes are
Speaker 1: coming in by the dozens and a bunch more that
Speaker 1: we have to get to. We're just getting kicked off here.
Speaker 1: It's all coming up next on the News Junkie. Hey friend,
Speaker 1: the Weekend he's on, and there you are. I'll tell
Speaker 1: you my favorite distraction right now in just a moment.
Speaker 1: Learn more about the show over on the website, which
Speaker 1: is the news Junkie dot com mo. I often see
Speaker 1: these stories, and there's a lot of them about young
Speaker 1: kids getting in trouble, and then sometimes I see like
Speaker 1: there's this weird loophole where sometimes kids are too young
Speaker 1: to even get in trouble. You don't like, there's nothing
Speaker 1: that you can do with these kids when they're like
Speaker 1: four or five years old. I'll give you an example
Speaker 1: here to show what I'm talking about. There were these
Speaker 1: two kids that got into an accident. Hang on, let
Speaker 1: me play this story. This is from Channel seven ABC,
Speaker 1: I think in San Francisco, I believe, And they're talking
Speaker 1: about these young kids that took a car and crashed it,
Speaker 1: and I think they were both younger than ten.
Speaker 16: Here we go, I said, a woman is critically injured
Speaker 16: after a car crashed in that car from thirty fifth
Speaker 16: Avenue in Oakland. Now so shocking part of this story
Speaker 16: two young children had taken the car and they were
Speaker 16: also hurt, and really young children. ADC seven Eye Witness
Speaker 16: news reporter Tiffany n You joined just Live tonight. Tiffany
Speaker 16: a lot of questions, obviously and concerned about what happened here.
Speaker 1: Listen to this.
Speaker 17: Yeah, well this is an awful story all around. But
Speaker 17: the question so many people are asking is who is
Speaker 17: responsible for this tragedy. I spoke to experts today who say, well,
Speaker 17: this answer isn't that simple. In Oakland, a white sedan
Speaker 17: is seen speeding down thirty fifth Avenue, right before it
Speaker 17: hits a woman walking her dog.
Speaker 1: Oh this lady, she's okay, but it was bad. It
Speaker 1: was bad. The people in the car, the.
Speaker 2: Two young boys laying on the ground.
Speaker 1: Here, police say seven and four year old brothers. Okay,
Speaker 1: seven and four years old, Moses. They were driving the car.
Speaker 1: They took this car, I guess, and we're cruising around
Speaker 1: driving this car. They hit a lady walking her dog.
Speaker 1: What do you even do when you got like a
Speaker 1: seven year old and a four year old and the
Speaker 1: cops pull them over and you're like, now I need
Speaker 1: to get assistance. Now I need help. Like, what can
Speaker 1: you do in the case like this, Well.
Speaker 8: I mean you just blame it on the autopilot and
Speaker 8: you walk away.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this car is too old. The vehicle I'm looking
Speaker 1: at it doesn't even have autopilot here. But you can't
Speaker 1: throw a four year old. You can't throw a seven
Speaker 1: year old and a four year old in prison.
Speaker 8: No, But I mean we do have a you know,
Speaker 8: a juvenile system. Now this is going to depend state
Speaker 8: by state, but you know, typically in Florida at least,
Speaker 8: you know, if you're under the age of seven, you
Speaker 8: can't be prosecuted in the juvenile system unless the offense
Speaker 8: is a forcible felony. So an accidental collision would not
Speaker 8: typically qualify that. But in Florida, at least for the
Speaker 8: seven year old, they could be referred to the juvenile
Speaker 8: court and it would go through that process.
Speaker 1: There. Would it matter if the seven year old was
Speaker 1: not the one driving.
Speaker 8: Uh, I guess it would depend if they were just
Speaker 8: an innocent passenger. Somebody said up then, I mean I
Speaker 8: don't exactly, or if they somehow help procure the car
Speaker 8: or steal the keys or something like that.
Speaker 1: Right right, let's see, hold on, maybe they did. There's
Speaker 1: some more details.
Speaker 17: He took their parents Toyota while they were sleeping Thursday morning,
Speaker 17: they went for a ride.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, these parents need to be held responsible. That was
Speaker 1: my main concern.
Speaker 8: These parents need to be help responsible because it's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: But it's not so cut and dry. I've never seen
Speaker 1: anything like this. It's just such a one off. Legal
Speaker 1: analyst and former prosecutor Stephen Clark, the law doesn't have
Speaker 1: an exact remedy for this, says, technically, it is a.
Speaker 18: Crime that the seven year old committed, but we're not
Speaker 18: going to put a seven year old in juvenile hall.
Speaker 1: Why not do all of a sudden, all the seven
Speaker 1: year olds figure this out? We got bedlam going on
Speaker 1: out there. It's chaos. They're all causing drama like this,
Speaker 1: hitting ladies walking their dogs. For God's sake, do you can?
Speaker 1: Can you arrest the parents? So, I mean, that's where
Speaker 1: I was about to go with it. You could go
Speaker 1: after the parents for you know, child neglect and those
Speaker 1: types of related charges. Since you know clearly these these
Speaker 1: kids got out there and nobody was watching them or
Speaker 1: paying attention to them, especially at that age, so I
Speaker 1: would suspect that they'll probably face some sort of charges,
Speaker 1: but still it's probably not a serious enough charge for
Speaker 1: what occurred, just because there's nothing, most likely on the
Speaker 1: books that's going to deal with this exact scenario.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 1: And if you were the victim of this, would the
Speaker 1: insurance and everything still pay out for you even though
Speaker 1: there was some little kid behind the wheel? Most likely
Speaker 1: it would.
Speaker 8: Now the parents are probably going to have a hard
Speaker 8: time getting insurance after that, but most likely the insurance
Speaker 8: company would pay out in that situation. There could be
Speaker 8: some arguments that the vehicle was stolen, but since you know,
Speaker 8: it's their children and they weren't properly watching them, you know,
Speaker 8: and they owned the vehicle, they're probably still going to
Speaker 8: be held liable and the insurance company would probably pay out.
Speaker 1: A payout on that.
Speaker 4: If the parents proved to the insurance company that they
Speaker 4: gave both kids up for adoption, would would that would
Speaker 4: they reinstate the policy?
Speaker 8: Well, if both kids were up for or adopted by
Speaker 8: somebody else and weren't related to the parents, and they
Speaker 8: legitimately came back and stole the car in the middle
Speaker 8: of the night, then the insurance company would have a
Speaker 8: defense where they probably would not pay out the policy
Speaker 8: to the injured party.
Speaker 1: I just want people to think about it. How old
Speaker 1: your son now, seventh driving around town right now? Could
Speaker 1: you imagine you go to sleep, go to bed, and
Speaker 1: he's stealing your car and joy riding with a four
Speaker 1: year old around town? Like it's pretty unbelievable. Honestly, that's
Speaker 1: wild that it's gone to that level. But here we are.
Speaker 1: I guess see, do you have any other questions? We
Speaker 1: need to ask Moses what we have him?
Speaker 4: You know, I went to look it up and uh,
Speaker 4: you you got the thing that I had written down,
Speaker 4: which was the new Mexico letting people just anybody be lawyers.
Speaker 1: He was way less worried about that than I thought
Speaker 1: he would be.
Speaker 4: We we thought it was kind of ridiculous. I thought
Speaker 4: I was saying when we first found out about it,
Speaker 4: that this was a good opportunity for actual bar passing
Speaker 4: attorneys to go like, hey, do.
Speaker 1: You want a real lawyer who really passed the bar?
Speaker 4: Or do you want this guy who loopholed his way,
Speaker 4: you know, into the courtroom?
Speaker 1: You know, go with me?
Speaker 8: I like, how you're already thinking about the marketing angle
Speaker 8: on it.
Speaker 1: You got you got it? Can you if you wanted to?
Speaker 1: I know that you've told this before. Whenever you do
Speaker 1: your just Calmo commercials, you have to submit them and
Speaker 1: have to be approved by by the bar, very same bar. Right,
Speaker 1: And uh, I was thinking, is it possible, Like, I
Speaker 1: don't know that anybody's ever done this, but could you
Speaker 1: run attack ads against other law firms?
Speaker 8: So if you wanted to, they have to be verifiable,
Speaker 8: so you have to be so they basically have to
Speaker 8: be true. You have to be able to verify the
Speaker 8: facts that there is a prohibition against comparing your services
Speaker 8: against the services of another law firm. So theoretically it's possible,
Speaker 8: but you're you'd have to do it in such a
Speaker 8: way that complied with both of those rules.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you could if you were if it was
Speaker 1: very specific circumstance.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean, for instance, have.
Speaker 1: You ever heard of that? Have you ever heard anybody
Speaker 1: doing that? Like this lawyer is terrible. Make sure you
Speaker 1: don't go with them because this happens, and this happens,
Speaker 1: and the next thing you know, you were like, you
Speaker 1: should go with us instead.
Speaker 8: I don't think that would be allowed. I'm trying to
Speaker 8: think if I've heard of an example that I've seen
Speaker 8: other lawyers do ads where they say, you know, were
Speaker 8: you treated by doctor Smith? He has you know, twelve
Speaker 8: mile practice actions against him, if you were to call me.
Speaker 8: But that's probably the closest thing I've seen to something
Speaker 8: like that.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I've got a couple more jokes that
Speaker 1: people wanted to get in. I'm trying to I'm trying
Speaker 1: to go over them before we play them. But this
Speaker 1: is not I mean, some of these are just so bad. Here.
Speaker 1: Here's here's Junkhead right here with their submission for rate
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Speaker 19: This week Happy Friday News Junkie so Bono and the
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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, yeah, yep, yep. Here is Kansas Knock
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Speaker 1: Knock Knock Little Boy Blue. Michael Jackson. I like the
Speaker 1: anticipation that we were going to participate. All right, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll bookmark that one. I didn't want to, but we'll
Speaker 1: do it. Here's one more. Why don't scientists trust out
Speaker 1: of because they make up everything? A few moments later, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm not putting anything on that. All right, here's what
Speaker 1: somebody commenting on the pick aside. Let's see what guitar
Speaker 1: slinger says.
Speaker 15: I'm gonna have to go with the cop being right
Speaker 15: on this, because as far as I know, with the law,
Speaker 15: you're supposed to be in control of the vehicle at
Speaker 15: all times.
Speaker 1: That includes if you've got it on all autopilots. So
Speaker 1: if you ain't paying attention, that's your ass. Co chiefs. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I wonder moses with people saying like, oh, the car's
Speaker 1: on autopilot, I shouldn't get the ticket. The car should
Speaker 1: and this guy making this argument to the police officer
Speaker 1: that we played a little earlier on the show, is
Speaker 1: some of the precedents for any kind of judgments like that,
Speaker 1: possibly based on the introduction of cruise control, because that
Speaker 1: would have been like the first thing that would have
Speaker 1: been close to this, I guess right. Possibly.
Speaker 8: I mean the general rule of thumb, like you said,
Speaker 8: is that you know you're still responsible for whatever happens
Speaker 8: to that vehicle when you're behind the wheel of it,
Speaker 8: doesn't matter if it's on a cruise control, autopilot or
Speaker 8: anything else. You're responsible for it.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 8: Obviously, fully autonomous vehicles that don't have a driver at
Speaker 8: all may have some different regulations and those are being
Speaker 8: developed state by state. But otherwise, yeah, you're fully responsible
Speaker 8: for it. But I think you're right, you know, especially
Speaker 8: as cruise control sort of got more advanced, certainly where
Speaker 8: it starts following the lanes and things like that, so
Speaker 8: fully autonomous, then yeah, they definitely had to clarify those
Speaker 8: laws to say you're still absolutely still responsible for it
Speaker 8: even if it is in sort of some semi autonomous mode.
Speaker 1: You want to hear a lawyer joke before you leave,
Speaker 1: Let's do it.
Speaker 7: Why did the cucumber need a lawyer because it was
Speaker 7: in a pickle?
Speaker 1: All right, thank you, Moses, Moses to do it law firm.
Speaker 1: We appreciate you. Yeah. Yeah, these the best of the best. Self,
Speaker 1: I love them. If you got to do an accident,
Speaker 1: you need an attorney, make the smart decision eight hundred
Speaker 1: Calmo eight hundred Calmo or go to Justcalmo dot com. Moses,
Speaker 1: we'll see you next week. Buddy, see you later. Turn
Speaker 1: week mic off out of here. You just wait until
Speaker 1: every time you turn your mic off and ask you
Speaker 1: one more question a quick break. We're back in just
Speaker 1: a moment, we roll on. We got the hot sheet
Speaker 1: before you know it here this week in Florida and
Speaker 1: something that they're using AI to do that is quite jarring.
Speaker 1: Plus a Coca Cola controversy. It's all coming up next
Speaker 1: on the News junk Key, the shows on. Thanks to
Speaker 1: you and absolutely mind blowing amount of dispatches coming in today,
Speaker 1: most of them with your absolutely terrible jokes. But but
Speaker 1: we'll see. We'll sort through those and try to find
Speaker 1: the best of the best. In a moment, one of
Speaker 1: the videos that has gone really viral this week. I
Speaker 1: was gonna play it on Monday or so, but we
Speaker 1: just didn't get around to it. I don't know if
Speaker 1: you guys saw there was I think it's a New
Speaker 1: Jersey There was a pizza place, like a little restaurant
Speaker 1: called Joey Tomato. Wait, Joey Tobato or maybe it's in
Speaker 1: New York. Point Pleasant Beach. Josh, where's Point Pleasant Beach?
Speaker 1: You just locate that place. Point Pleasant Beach is where
Speaker 1: this was and the video went in Jersey. It is
Speaker 1: in Jersey, Okay, the video that went megaviral. Boy, I
Speaker 1: don't know if I could play this. I don't know
Speaker 1: if the lady might curse. I hope she doesn't curse
Speaker 1: because there's kids involved. Let me tell you the story
Speaker 1: and I'll try to play it. We'll see. A pizza
Speaker 1: rea owner has hit back over a social media video
Speaker 1: Delga Pizza Now, which appeared to show her yelling at
Speaker 1: a group of guests over a birthday cake requests. And
Speaker 1: they've responded, which I'll tell you about the response after
Speaker 1: I explained something and the viral confrontation shared widely online.
Speaker 1: The owner appeared to b rate customers for bringing their
Speaker 1: own birthday cake for a five year old kid, before
Speaker 1: asking to use a knife to slice it. But in respon,
Speaker 1: the owner has defended her actions and stood firm on
Speaker 1: the venue's decision not to accommodate the request. Doreen Sullivan
Speaker 1: Coreach Krisich, the co owner of Joey Tomatoes and Point
Speaker 1: Pleasant Beach, said the request had been declined due to
Speaker 1: customer safety, and she said the restaurant is not a
Speaker 1: party venue. This family was so mad at this woman
Speaker 1: in her restaurant because they showed up when they had
Speaker 1: their five year old son and they said, we've got
Speaker 1: a birthday cake for his birthday and we need you
Speaker 1: to cut this if you don't mind, and bring it out.
Speaker 1: And the lady goes, you didn't schedule a birthday party here,
Speaker 1: you didn't call ahead, you didn't You're not paying me
Speaker 1: extra for this, And the family was like, what are
Speaker 1: you talking about. It's a five year old's birthday party.
Speaker 1: What's the big deal. Just cut the cake and bring
Speaker 1: it out here. And a lot of people thought this
Speaker 1: lady seemed like a bitch, and you might too, But
Speaker 1: I'll be honest with you, I was siding with the woman.
Speaker 1: With the restaurant owner, I go, I've seen this happen
Speaker 1: for it. People have weird expectations from restaurants. You can't
Speaker 1: just go into a restaurant through an impromptu birthday.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 1: And then if you do think that the establishment is
Speaker 1: just going to help, like cut the cake for me,
Speaker 1: and that's extra work. Why would they be doing that
Speaker 1: for you? I mean, think about it this way.
Speaker 4: If you go to a fancy restaurant and you want
Speaker 4: to bring your own wine, they charge you a cork.
Speaker 1: Fee, a corkage fee, meaning.
Speaker 4: They charge you a fee to serve you your own wine, right,
Speaker 4: which might sound ridiculous, but the rules you're giving them work.
Speaker 4: You're also by bringing your own wine violating one of
Speaker 4: the rules of restaurants where you're not supposed to bring
Speaker 4: your own food to a restaurant, and so you're taking
Speaker 4: money out of their pocket by having it unless you.
Speaker 1: Pay this fee. Yeah, the problem. I don't understand why
Speaker 1: people don't get this, but they they don't. This is
Speaker 1: the video here, hang on, let me see. Oh she's
Speaker 1: saying to the lady, okay, everybody, we're all gonna go
Speaker 1: to her house after this and celebrate my birthday too.
Speaker 1: So she's like, she's rasing the lady back. This is
Speaker 1: the mother, and the mother is like, well, I don't
Speaker 1: understand what the big deal is. Why can't you just
Speaker 1: cut the birthday cake for my five year old son?
Speaker 1: It's hidden there. So she said, you didn't call, you
Speaker 1: didn't do anything like this. You can't just walk into
Speaker 1: a restaurant and do whatever you want. Tell Explain to
Speaker 1: me how she's not right for any of the people
Speaker 1: that watch something like this and They're like, Oh, it's
Speaker 1: not a big deal. Really, it's just a it's a
Speaker 1: kid's birthday party. Why is the lady so mad? Explain
Speaker 1: to me how the restaurant owner is wrong, that this
Speaker 1: is not how it works, if you would like to.
Speaker 1: I think here's how I think this is gonna work out. Okay,
Speaker 1: I think this is gonna work out this way. Everybody
Speaker 1: who's ever worked at a restaurant for more than five
Speaker 1: seconds is going to side with me, and everybody else
Speaker 1: is going to have never had any experience dealing with
Speaker 1: stuff like this. That's what I think is going to
Speaker 1: happen before I utter any more words here. But I
Speaker 1: don't understand what would be going through your mind where
Speaker 1: you thought this was inappropriate. These people were mad in
Speaker 1: demanding extra services from a restaurant that doesn't even offer
Speaker 1: those services, and then afterwards you get mad at her.
Speaker 1: Joey Tomatoes has the right to not cut your kid's
Speaker 1: birthday cake, and that doesn't make them a bunch of jerks.
Speaker 1: I stand for Joey Tomatoes, right, I stand for them
Speaker 1: unless she starts cursing hers. I don't owe you anything.
Speaker 1: I have a good day. It's a five year old
Speaker 1: birthday party. Right there, you go, I'm gonna stop because
Speaker 1: he was just about to curse. She said it's a restaurant,
Speaker 1: and he said it's a five year old birthday party.
Speaker 1: And that's the argument here. I'd saying it's just a restaurant.
Speaker 1: We have to do things the way that we do things,
Speaker 1: and the other side saying, it's a five year old's
Speaker 1: birthday party. What's the big deal. But it's sort of
Speaker 1: this expectation that you lump on other people like it.
Speaker 1: I know how some people can get into this mindset.
Speaker 1: You'll go, uh, we're gonna go with a small table
Speaker 1: of people and we'll order food and everything else will
Speaker 1: be normal. But then we'll just have a cake and
Speaker 1: they'll probably be fine with that. Right. You got to
Speaker 1: at least ask them. You have to call them and
Speaker 1: let them know that somebody's coming over and that here's
Speaker 1: what we're expecting from you. Just expecting things because you
Speaker 1: think you deserve them. It doesn't make you right. Missy
Speaker 1: says she's not wrong. The way she handled it is
Speaker 1: the problem. Well, you're catching the video at the end
Speaker 1: of the argument. Yeah, And here's their response. Here's Joey
Speaker 1: Tomato's response, Josh, I know you've been waiting for Joey Tomatoes.
Speaker 1: We have here. It is, it says on Joey Tomatoes letterhead.
Speaker 1: That's what I might imagine. Every story has two sides,
Speaker 1: a message from Joey Lato, every Tomato Point, Pleasant Beach,
Speaker 1: New Jersey, OH. For over thirty years, Joey Tomatoes, Family
Speaker 1: Owned has been part of the boardwalk. We've fed families
Speaker 1: on their first summer trip and their one hundredth visit generations.
Speaker 1: We've watched kids grow and come back as parents themselves
Speaker 1: ordering the same pie their grandparents ordered. We are proud
Speaker 1: to be part of their memories. Let's talk about that video. Oh,
Speaker 1: you know the video. Let's talk about that one. Let's
Speaker 1: address the elephant into room. Let's get to it here.
Speaker 1: For a few days now, the Internet has decided it
Speaker 1: knows everything about our restaurant, based on thirty seconds of
Speaker 1: footage that started after the real conversation was already underway.
Speaker 1: No context, no beginning, just a clip built for outrage
Speaker 1: and a comment section full of opinions. Thank you to
Speaker 1: the people who supported us. So let's be clear about
Speaker 1: who we are. We are a pizza restaurant, not a
Speaker 1: party venue, not a bakery, not a rental haul. We
Speaker 1: built our name on pizza, same with the kind that
Speaker 1: Jersey Shore is known for. We Arezza built this built
Speaker 1: this city. We are also Jersey strong.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Protecting employees, reputation and the brand is important. I'll pause here.
Speaker 1: I forgot. I didn't realize this was like Jersey Shore.
Speaker 1: These people are not going to be pushed around. They
Speaker 1: have dealt with some stuff at this pizza place. Jersey Store,
Speaker 1: Pizza place has seen some things over time.
Speaker 6: Right.
Speaker 1: I don't think she was even necessarily yelling. That's just
Speaker 1: the way they talk of it is. Yeah, this is
Speaker 1: an elevated speaking voice. Every restaurant on this boardwalk has
Speaker 1: policies that exists for real reasons. Food safety, liability, order
Speaker 1: in a kitchen running full speed on a summer night.
Speaker 1: Those policies aren't up for a public vote just because
Speaker 1: one moment of enforcing got them recorded. We have persevered
Speaker 1: one pie at a time long. I bet they never
Speaker 1: thought they'd write a sentence like we have persevered one
Speaker 1: pilet a time. Long before this video and long after
Speaker 1: it's forgotten.
Speaker 4: Somebody made the first draft of this statement and then
Speaker 4: somebody came to go, all.
Speaker 1: Right, put my pizza stuff in it. It sounds like
Speaker 1: it's coming from like the front lines of a war.
Speaker 1: As we have persevered one pilet of time, long before
Speaker 1: this video, long after it's forgotten. That's not going to change,
Speaker 1: although we are considering a new tagline. We don't do cake,
Speaker 1: we do pizza. The Joey Tomatoes Family need some work
Speaker 1: on the tagline. This is a problem with customers. This
Speaker 1: is why I constantly say, and some of you disagree,
Speaker 1: but I'm sorry you're wrong on this. This is why
Speaker 1: I say the customer is not always right. A lot
Speaker 1: of times the customer is dumb. We had a similar
Speaker 1: instance here locally where there was an online outrage about
Speaker 1: and I guess you call it an upscale restaurant in
Speaker 1: the area. I would call it a Yeah, they have
Speaker 1: multiple locations. It's a hillstone, right, is the end of
Speaker 1: this place. Great food there a really really good service,
Speaker 1: really good service, and a popular, very very popular place.
Speaker 1: Get their chicken sandwich. Btw. It's like a fancy version
Speaker 1: of Burger King's long football shaped chicken sandwich. Good stuff.
Speaker 1: So a long time back, or not too long ago,
Speaker 1: but you have a few years back, somebody tried to
Speaker 1: order takeout from this restaurant and the restaurant says, we
Speaker 1: don't do takeout, and they go, okay, get out of here.
Speaker 1: I just want to order some take out. Give me
Speaker 1: a takeout salad. I want it to go. So we
Speaker 1: don't actually do that, and so they said, okay, I
Speaker 1: would like to order a salad for here, and then
Speaker 1: the restaurant said okay, fine, and then they were bringing
Speaker 1: them a salad. They go, I can't finish the rest
Speaker 1: of this. I need a box to bring this home.
Speaker 1: And there was like a whole battle over this, and
Speaker 1: the place is like, we just want you to know,
Speaker 1: you know nothing against you, but it's our policy that
Speaker 1: we don't do go food. We don't want to open
Speaker 1: up the door for it to go food. We don't
Speaker 1: want this to be in our business model. We want
Speaker 1: to focus on catering to our customers who want a
Speaker 1: really great experience inside of our restaurant. That's what we do.
Speaker 1: And all the people online started melting down with the
Speaker 1: why not argument? Why not? Why wouldn't you just give
Speaker 1: it to them? They were complaining, why didn't you just
Speaker 1: give them what they wanted, and the restaurant side is like,
Speaker 1: oh god, you know, here goes somebody complaining again and
Speaker 1: then taking their complaint to social media, exactly the same
Speaker 1: thing that Joey Tomatoes went through here, and a bunch
Speaker 1: of people have no idea what's going on, don't know
Speaker 1: before or after what happened, are weighing and they're like,
Speaker 1: these people are jerks, they hate kids, they're the worst,
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. A million different reasons for this, but
Speaker 1: it's like, no places have policies. Imagine if you had
Speaker 1: a policy at your house that everybody has to take
Speaker 1: their shoes off at the front door, and then somebody
Speaker 1: just comes in and they're like, I don't do that.
Speaker 1: You're like, then get out of my house. Whoa, whoa,
Speaker 1: oh how dare you? This person kicked me out of there,
Speaker 1: and you write some terrible review online rather than just
Speaker 1: respecting the policies of the place. And this may make
Speaker 1: me like Karen Territory or old man yelling at clouds
Speaker 1: or whatever, but like places are allowed to have rules. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're allowed to have like the rules there might have
Speaker 1: a rule book or whatever that they go by. And
Speaker 1: I think people had this wrong, but you can let
Speaker 1: us know what you think. That was going megaviral this week,
Speaker 1: the pizza birthday story. Should the place have just just
Speaker 1: cut the cake? Just cut the cake for God's sake?
Speaker 1: Or is it in their right to refuse this? Let
Speaker 1: us know what you think, Senator Dispatch over at thenewsjunkie
Speaker 1: dot com. All right, we are going to quick break.
Speaker 1: When we come back. We've got the hot sheet on
Speaker 1: the way. We'll see what's going on in there. We
Speaker 1: got the next or we've got the the We've got
Speaker 1: the Hotti this week in Florida. I almost forgot this
Speaker 1: week in Florida again, and I can't. I can't bring
Speaker 1: myself to do that.
Speaker 4: Was that last week when I've forgotten entirely, I mean
Speaker 4: to your credit, I mean, to be fair. We had
Speaker 4: an interview with Anthony Pizza, I know, but after our
Speaker 4: Anthony Pizza interview, you reminded me that you were like.
Speaker 1: You said, and then after that I still forgot it again.
Speaker 1: So this week in Florida will not be forgotten this week.
Speaker 1: All right, that's coming up next as well. There's a
Speaker 1: lot on the way and it's all coming up next
Speaker 1: on the News Junkie Hey, welcome into the world's most
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Speaker 1: on thenewsjunkie dot com. Somebody says my take was wrong
Speaker 1: about the pizza place situation that went megaviral this week.
Speaker 1: If you haven't seen this video, the woman got upset
Speaker 1: because these people came in and they had a five
Speaker 1: year old and they just expected her to do a
Speaker 1: bunch of stuff, and they brought a cake with him,
Speaker 1: and then they were asking the pizza place in Jersey to
Speaker 1: cut the cake for him, etc. Etc. And they said, no,
Speaker 1: you can't just do this. It was not a service
Speaker 1: that we offer. You just have an expectation that's out
Speaker 1: of whack with reality. And the internet bombasted these people
Speaker 1: and hit them with a lot of like two star
Speaker 1: one star reviews and started coming after the company that
Speaker 1: was behind this Jersey Shore pizza place. And here's somebody
Speaker 1: saying that my take was completely wrong. Let's see what
Speaker 1: Anonymous says. First, here we go.
Speaker 6: All right, Sean, big surprise, you got your phone wrong.
Speaker 6: They called ahead, they got permission. They didn't ask the
Speaker 6: restaurant to cut the cake. They asked to borrow a
Speaker 6: knife so they could cut the cake themselves. They spent
Speaker 6: over two hundred and fifty dollars. You would think the
Speaker 6: very least they could do was borrow a knife to
Speaker 6: cut a cake.
Speaker 1: Why that was it? The owner lost her.
Speaker 6: Ever loving mind. And I'm not one of those the
Speaker 6: customers always always right people, but in this case, the
Speaker 6: owner was so unbelievably wrong it's not funny and shockingly
Speaker 6: you take their side of course.
Speaker 1: Right, Thank you, Anonymous, appreciate the dispatch. The family is
Speaker 1: saying that they called ahead, the owner is saying that
Speaker 1: they did, not that they didn't. And again I still
Speaker 1: think you're wrong, Anonymous, like the idea that's packed into
Speaker 1: what you're saying, which is like, hey, they spent money here,
Speaker 1: the least they could do is give them a knife
Speaker 1: to cut the cake. No, they don't have to do this.
Speaker 1: This is not a service that they offer. I just
Speaker 1: I don't I don't agree. I disagree with that. I
Speaker 1: think that if the woman says we don't want to
Speaker 1: do this. That's her right as a business not to
Speaker 1: do this. That's that's how it goes, all right. With
Speaker 1: that said, you can still give us your feedback tips
Speaker 1: at the newsjunkie dot com. Right now, let's do the
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Speaker 4: I've seen a bunch of documentaries already about OJ Simpson.
Speaker 4: I know the story, but this one, this new one,
Speaker 4: OJ Unseen Exploitation of Evil promises some new behind the
Speaker 4: scenes footage of a thing that I didn't even know existed.
Speaker 4: Apparently people knew about this it was released into the wild.
Speaker 4: It was a pay per view special. But did you
Speaker 4: guys know that OJ Simpson had his own prank show
Speaker 4: called Juice.
Speaker 1: It not no, I'm just seeing this for the first
Speaker 1: time right now, It says.
Speaker 4: Back in two thousand and six, this is not a prank.
Speaker 4: OJ Simpson had his own version of punk. Two thousand
Speaker 4: and six was a decade removed from being acquitted to
Speaker 4: the murder of his ex wife and a friend, The
Speaker 4: infamous former NFL star tried to make a comeback with
Speaker 4: a hidden camera show called Juiced. Hears him being dressed
Speaker 4: up as an old man who's dying. Wish is to
Speaker 4: call a bingo game. I think they did a OJ
Speaker 4: prank show. Yes, it was a one time pay per
Speaker 4: view special and it's even on his Wikipedia page. He
Speaker 4: showed he started his own improv based hidden camera prank
Speaker 4: show Juiced. He would play a prank on everyday people
Speaker 4: while secretly filming. Then at the end of each prank,
Speaker 4: he would shout.
Speaker 1: You've been juiced. Wait was this pre murder or post
Speaker 1: boost six also what he said when he committed the murder.
Speaker 4: Each episode open with half dressed models dancing around Simpson,
Speaker 4: who is dressed as a pimp and performs his own
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Speaker 4: lot in Las Vegas where he attempts to sell a
Speaker 4: white Ford Bronco. A bullet hole in the front of
Speaker 4: the suv is circled with his autograph, and he pitches
Speaker 4: it to a prospective buyer, saying that if they ever
Speaker 4: got into some trouble and have to get away, it
Speaker 4: has this capability.
Speaker 1: Shut up. There has never been anyone in history who
Speaker 1: cold blood had killed two people and lived the life
Speaker 1: post killing like OJ Simpson. I mean from writing a
Speaker 1: book called If I Did It To I did not
Speaker 1: know this happened. Can we watch it anywhere?
Speaker 4: It's part of this well. I don't know about the
Speaker 4: pay per view special itself. Maybe somebody's dug it up
Speaker 4: and found it. It was available on DVD for a
Speaker 4: as well, So the people have copies of juice. But
Speaker 4: OJ unseen exploitation of evil goes inside Simpson's attempt at
Speaker 4: having his own punk show. Some of the people that
Speaker 4: like chime in on the documentary. The docuseries say there's
Speaker 4: no way anybody with half a brain cell thought a
Speaker 4: show about OJ Simpson pranking people would be a good idea.
Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, this might be footage of the
Speaker 1: moment you were talking about where he tried to sell
Speaker 1: the white Bronco. Yeah, I think this is it. He's
Speaker 1: got the things caught here. Yeah, it's a Bronco. The
Speaker 1: Bronco is one of the major symbols on his wife's murder.
Speaker 1: He's joking about it. You know, I made this call famous.
Speaker 20: There's no way have a brain sale thought show about
Speaker 20: Oj Simpson.
Speaker 1: Pranking people would be a good idea. All right, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I though he was about to say it, Oh, oh,
Speaker 1: you've been juiced. Hold on, let me go back. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't want to miss saying pranking people would be a
Speaker 1: good idea. You've been just he's got in a halt
Speaker 1: for twenty years. Though it wasn't as fun as he
Speaker 1: did it, it felt like his heart wasn't any He
Speaker 1: was like, you've been juice. I want to see I
Speaker 1: want to see the intro with the half naked women
Speaker 1: and him dressed as a pimp. But some of the
Speaker 1: people said they they the production of Juice ended up
Speaker 1: becoming a front to get OJ's confession because he was
Speaker 1: a bit of a chatty Kathy after a few cocktails,
Speaker 1: So they were just trying to get him drunk and
Speaker 1: get him to admit that he killed his wife. Hilarious.
Speaker 4: Uh so, yeah, I look forward to that one, and
Speaker 4: now I don't have a lot of time to finish.
Speaker 4: Amanda Knox is defending her decision to have her own
Speaker 4: comedy show at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival.
Speaker 1: Honoring her murdered former roommate. That sounds hilarious.
Speaker 4: The American student convicted that next and later acquitted of
Speaker 4: the murder and sexual assault of a British roommate in
Speaker 4: Italy is defending herself against accusations from the from the
Speaker 4: victim's sister that her comedy show at the Fringe Festival
Speaker 4: in Scotland trivialized violence against women. The show is called Cartwheel,
Speaker 4: which is a reference to a story that claimed Knox
Speaker 4: did cartwheels in the police station after Kircher's death.
Speaker 1: That's his debut's.
Speaker 4: Friday evening and is due to run for eleven straight
Speaker 4: nights at Edinburgh Fringe. Girl Ups three is coming because
Speaker 4: Adam Sandler wants to hang out with his buddies some more.
Speaker 4: Matt Rife is under fire after telling an autistic ghost
Speaker 4: hunter to kill himself on Instagram. And this former youth like.
Speaker 1: The fakest headlin I've ever heard of my life.
Speaker 4: It's a real thing. And a former youth basketball prodigy
Speaker 4: Julian Newman, I don't know how you could make this statement.
Speaker 1: It's just it's so weird.
Speaker 4: This this guy's sister, This family went viral for their
Speaker 4: success playing varsity basketball as elementary school kids, and then
Speaker 4: now they have this big social media following, and the
Speaker 4: sister has a sex tape leaked, and her brother's reaction
Speaker 4: is to say that this situation, this sex tape is
Speaker 4: going to make his sister more famous than Kim Kardashian,
Speaker 4: not to be disgusted, disturbed, not to be pissed the lead.
Speaker 4: He found out his sister is on the internet having
Speaker 4: sex with somebody, and he goes, you know what, She's
Speaker 4: going to be bigger than Kim Kardashian. Wow, buddy, that
Speaker 4: would be hard for anybody to do, but maybe not
Speaker 4: so much for him. Hey, if you have a mortgage quote,
Speaker 4: the number one thing people get wrong is just signing
Speaker 4: the paperwork saying I'll take it. That's a good quote.
Speaker 4: You need to shop that around, and you need that
Speaker 4: mortgage guy Don's expertise to help you do so.
Speaker 1: It's very easy to compare your quote.
Speaker 4: You can do it on his website, that mortgage guy
Speaker 4: don dot com. Oh, I didn't put the thing in,
Speaker 4: so I have to play it myself.
Speaker 1: Point Josh, like a loser. I was about sing it
Speaker 1: for you. What was that? Matt Rias told an autistic
Speaker 1: ghost hunter to kill himself. So is the ghost hunter
Speaker 1: autistic or does he hunt autistic ghost it is? It's
Speaker 1: a good question, Josh. That's such a specific gig. If true, it.
Speaker 4: Is in fact a ghost hunter who is autistic. He
Speaker 4: told a paranormal expert with autism to kill himself.
Speaker 1: Can be real, aren't all? The ghost hunter is autistic
Speaker 1: to some extent.
Speaker 4: Maybe a little bit the paranormal investigator in this case.
Speaker 4: Chris Mack responded to some posts about Matt Rife had
Speaker 4: posted by giving an online sermon on the Salem witch trials,
Speaker 4: which for whatever reason led Matt to rip into him
Speaker 4: on Instagram, and he wrote at Christopher mac one s one, Sir,
Speaker 4: you are a lifeless douchebag. Please remove yourself from this earth.
Speaker 4: Absolutely nobody is reading your novels in these comments. You
Speaker 4: do not matter to anybody. The event has already sold
Speaker 4: thousands of tickets. Now watches I block you and you
Speaker 4: fall back into non existence.
Speaker 1: Wow, yeah, aggressive little Yeah. I mean you're already winning.
Speaker 1: Sometimes people don't get that, Like when you're already really
Speaker 1: winning it like you're doing much better than somebody else.
Speaker 1: You don't necessarily need to do that, you know, it
Speaker 1: just makes you look worse. Like yeah, like Matt Rife
Speaker 1: comes out of this looking like a piece of say whoa,
Speaker 1: whoa whoa. Yeah, yeah, all right, I thought it was done.
Speaker 1: I thought the FCC was really I saw a car wreck.
Speaker 1: It happened on the camera, all right. I mean, just
Speaker 1: I want you to know it. At my pizzeria, Shawn's Tomatoes,
Speaker 1: there's no cursing just about Shawn's Prawns. Sean's Bronz is
Speaker 1: a great It's a seafood restaurant. It's about Seawan's from
Speaker 1: dust till Dawn's. Can you do me a favorite when
Speaker 1: I tell you about my restaurant ideas off air? Can
Speaker 1: you keep my restaurant ideas off air? Now? Sewan's Pronz
Speaker 1: is ruined. Now everything with the launch of Sean Prons
Speaker 1: and the Shawn's Browns Empire. It's like Shawn John, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it is. Thanks thanks to that. I was planning on
Speaker 1: copying that logo that was gonna be our uniform. It's
Speaker 1: a very fancy signature style. Pretty cool. Sean's Prawns. Okay,
Speaker 1: quick break when we come back this week in Florida
Speaker 1: is on the way and we'll see what's happening there
Speaker 1: with a roundup of all the embarrassing Florida stories. I
Speaker 1: got this Coca Cola conspiracy, I got the story about
Speaker 1: this teenage killer that's making is more flock stuff popping
Speaker 1: in a whole bunch more on the way. It's all
Speaker 1: coming up next and the news Chunkie dude, welcome and friend.
Speaker 1: The weekend is on and you're in the world's most
Speaker 1: viral newsroom. We're so happy to have you here with us,
Speaker 1: and we have so much to talk about. Learn more
Speaker 1: about the show as you might imagine over at thenewsjunkie
Speaker 1: dot com. I think I've been doing it wrong my
Speaker 1: whole life, Seelane, you're a tech guy, is known as
Speaker 1: the tech Guy. They call him the tech Guy. Christopher
Speaker 1: Dolores Lane Hey, it's me a tech guy. See I
Speaker 1: told you Josh is not and it's the tech gut
Speaker 1: Sea len Is. Indeed, I saw this story like some
Speaker 1: of that. You're just flipping through eight a clock. Once.
Speaker 1: I'll be flipping through stories getting ready for the show,
Speaker 1: and I'll go, Okay, we got to talk about this.
Speaker 1: We're got to talk about this big dramatic thing, this
Speaker 1: controversial thing. And then I'll see something that's not really
Speaker 1: controversial or dramatic at all, and I'll go, that can't
Speaker 1: be true. But I don't know enough about that specific
Speaker 1: thing to debunk whatever's going on. But there was literally
Speaker 1: a story that went viral this week. Sorry to start
Speaker 1: with this. We're gonna get into this week in Florida
Speaker 1: in like five seconds here, I promise you, all right,
Speaker 1: but this let me pull it up just in case
Speaker 1: you guys won't maybe believe me or something. For those
Speaker 1: of you watching at YouTube dot com, Slash the News
Speaker 1: Junkie MSN had this story and I go, this must
Speaker 1: be nonsense. And it says stop using your car's USB
Speaker 1: port to charge your phone. Why I I literally do
Speaker 1: this all the time. I think USB in their car
Speaker 1: does this?
Speaker 4: I have wired car plays, so I have to, you know,
Speaker 4: to use that function, uh, plug my phone in.
Speaker 1: Same they're saying that that's not what it's for. Wait, look,
Speaker 1: let's show the people this who are watching on YouTube.
Speaker 1: If you have a relatively new vehicle, it probably has
Speaker 1: USABA and newer USB sports in the dash. Blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: That USB sport in your car isn't for charging. It's
Speaker 1: mainly a data port. It says, no way in hell.
Speaker 1: And it's saying like, stop doing this. You're actually doing
Speaker 1: harm to your device, your your phone, whatever kind of
Speaker 1: phone you have. It says, Unfortunately, the built in USB
Speaker 1: ports and most cars aren't for charging. They're for data
Speaker 1: and the infotainment display. So you still have to plug
Speaker 1: them in. Then, yeah, you have to plug them in
Speaker 1: and then they charged. It's like I hate when I
Speaker 1: hear from an article like this. MSN's acting as if
Speaker 1: they're coming from some position of authority, and they're telling
Speaker 1: me that and everybody who plugs our cars into our
Speaker 1: cars we're doing something, or our phones into our cars,
Speaker 1: that we're doing something wrong.
Speaker 4: This is nonsense, right, I mean, what are we supposed
Speaker 4: to do? There's only one USB port in my phone.
Speaker 4: I think most people's phones only have one port, right,
Speaker 4: So if you're saying this same you know you're saying,
Speaker 4: don't use the port for charging, Well, we have to
Speaker 4: plug it in for data. It has to be used
Speaker 4: like that. In my car, I don't have wireless car
Speaker 4: play and I have to plug it in. So what's
Speaker 4: the alternative it charges? I don't get this article. It's stupid.
Speaker 1: Most USB ports and cars are for data transfer, not
Speaker 1: power delivery. As a result, if you hook up something
Speaker 1: like a USB voltage meter, you'll find that many automotive
Speaker 1: us BE ports only output around point five ams. Blah
Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah. And so they're just like, you
Speaker 1: shouldn't do this. Stop doing this thing that we're all
Speaker 1: doing because somehow it's not right. Stop using your car's
Speaker 1: USB port to charge your phone. Fake news. All right,
Speaker 1: I'm calling fake news on this non sense.
Speaker 4: It's not like I have the option to plug it
Speaker 4: in for data, but go, hey, car, wait, wait, wait,
Speaker 4: while we're at this, don't do any charging. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 4: going to need you to just stream my music into
Speaker 4: the car and do none of the battery charging.
Speaker 1: We're labeling it fake. That is indeed fake news. With
Speaker 1: that sealand's time to kick things off. Are you ready
Speaker 1: to do this Week in Florida? Let's go. Let's do
Speaker 1: This Week in Florida's.
Speaker 17: Giving you a recap of the most grown worthy stories.
Speaker 1: In the States.
Speaker 21: It's this Week in Florida.
Speaker 1: That's right, the weekend is here.
Speaker 4: It's time to take a trip around the Sunshine State
Speaker 4: see some of the craziness that has gone on in
Speaker 4: the past seven days or so. And we start in Tampa,
Speaker 4: where a follow up on some things we talked about.
Speaker 4: We even talked to a person involved in this. But
Speaker 4: we have a winner for this year's Big Florida Python Challenge.
Speaker 4: Oh really, that's right. A Tampa man is this year's
Speaker 4: top snake hunter. Tom ray Hill took home the ten
Speaker 4: thousand dollars prize after removing ninety six pythons from Everglades
Speaker 4: National Park as part of the Florida Python Challenge, the
Speaker 4: most of any competitor overall. This year's challenge wrapped with
Speaker 4: two hundred and eighty invasive Burmese pythons removed out of
Speaker 4: one of America's most iconic ecosists. The ten day event
Speaker 4: drew nine hundred and seven participants from thirty states and overseas.
Speaker 4: According to the Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission, the longest
Speaker 4: snake pulled during the challenge measured nearly seventeen feet hotly cow.
Speaker 4: Other top finishers include in the professional most Pythons category
Speaker 4: Christina Kraus with thirty six pythons, runner up as our
Speaker 4: friend Taylor Stanbury with thirty four.
Speaker 1: She's the woman that we talked to that won last year.
Speaker 1: I think it was I believe so yeah, something like that.
Speaker 1: She's like an Instagram influencer and she catches snakes and
Speaker 1: does all that stuff too.
Speaker 4: Anthony Fauci is having an annoying couple weeks and that's
Speaker 4: not ending any time soon, it seems. Florida Attorney General
Speaker 4: James Uthmeyer announced Wednesday his office had issued a subpoena
Speaker 4: at to doctor Fauci for alleged self benefit during the
Speaker 4: COVID nineteen pandemic. The Fauci previously was questioned by Congress
Speaker 4: and took the Fifth Amendment one hundred and eleven times.
Speaker 1: I believed there. It was a lot.
Speaker 4: It was like he didn't answer a single question, which
Speaker 4: they're trying to hold him in contempt for which is
Speaker 4: absolutely stupid and contempts for like it.
Speaker 1: Doesn't look good. He should he should answer these questions,
Speaker 1: I think, but it doesn't look good. But isn't that
Speaker 1: what the Fifth Amendment is for?
Speaker 4: They're holding him in contempt because they say, and this
Speaker 4: is not even a great argument for this. They say
Speaker 4: that because he was pardoned, the answers to his questions
Speaker 4: can't do him any harm.
Speaker 1: But that the part the.
Speaker 4: Existence of the pardon doesn't just automatically take away your
Speaker 4: Fifth Amendment right. That's not a negotiable right. You still
Speaker 4: have a Fifth Amendment right. And the pardon is for
Speaker 4: federal charges that he cannot get, but he could still
Speaker 4: get state charges. And that's why he didn't answer any questions.
Speaker 4: So they can't like go after him for something that
Speaker 4: he said. And that's exactly what it sounds like Attorney
Speaker 4: General of Florida, James uth Meyer is.
Speaker 1: Trying to do. But we'll see if it works out.
Speaker 1: Probably not.
Speaker 4: There's a guy who met a woman on a dating app.
Speaker 4: Not such a nice fella. Over in Flagler County the
Speaker 4: Sheriff's office as thirty one year old Justin Fountain was
Speaker 4: arrested as He allegedly used GPS to track and follow
Speaker 4: a woman he met on a dating app around the county,
Speaker 4: including to her work, to a hotel she was staying
Speaker 4: at creepy, and eventually stole something from her that is
Speaker 4: very I would say important, very sentimental. Of all the
Speaker 4: things you could steal, this is a real dick move.
Speaker 4: He stole her late son's ashes. Oh oh man, gods
Speaker 4: under the jail, the victim told investigators after she met
Speaker 4: Fountain through the app. It doesn't say what app Unfortunately
Speaker 4: I can't see here on this thing. He became increasingly
Speaker 4: controlling and aggressive. She claims he not only stocked her,
Speaker 4: but stole a teddy bear containing her son's ashes after
Speaker 4: she asked him to leave her alone. He texted the
Speaker 4: victim over one hundred times after stealing the ashes. The
Speaker 4: text include threats to stop her from calling the police
Speaker 4: that reportedly read, you need to answer my calls if
Speaker 4: you know what's good for you, and I'm going to
Speaker 4: destroy you. He is behind bars, and good news the
Speaker 4: stolen teddy bear has been returned to the victim. Another
Speaker 4: not so good I would say mother of the day.
Speaker 4: But this is like a hole. The whole house the
Speaker 4: whole parent whoever was involved in this is in deep trouble,
Speaker 4: and for good reason. Authorities have rescued four children from
Speaker 4: what they call a house of horrors where they had
Speaker 4: been sleeping on flea ridden mattresses and in urine soaked conditions.
Speaker 4: Four people have been charged in connection with the investigation,
Speaker 4: which kicked off in Putnam County, around sixty miles from Jacksonville.
Speaker 4: According to the arrest report, a caseworker from DCF asked
Speaker 4: the Sheriff's office to investigate the home of a baby
Speaker 4: who had a severe diaper rash and weight loss. And
Speaker 4: when they got to the home, oh my, what did
Speaker 4: they find? The determined They determined the baby baby's vital
Speaker 4: signs were so weak that it could have died if
Speaker 4: authorities had not intervened to other children were removed from
Speaker 4: the home and placed into DCF care along with the baby.
Speaker 4: A second search hoarn was obtained that they found. They said,
Speaker 4: words cannot describe the house of horrors. Animal feezs, in
Speaker 4: urine everywhere, black mold flies, small children trying to navigate
Speaker 4: hazardous flooring conditions, and had they grew up all around this,
Speaker 4: not knowing that this is just the worst possible conditions
Speaker 4: you could be and they just thought this is this
Speaker 4: was life.
Speaker 1: Wow. According to arrest report, Jody Danielle Cannon was arrested
Speaker 1: in charge with aggravated child neglect with great bodily harm
Speaker 1: and child neglect. Four dogs and three kittens have been
Speaker 1: handed over to animal services and will be assessed for
Speaker 1: possibility of adoption. And they're happy to report the baby
Speaker 1: is thriving, happy, and gaining weight. But overall just not
Speaker 1: a great situation to find in sounds stinky. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: of all the things, like you know, as a law
Speaker 1: enforcement officer coming home and like how's your day? And
Speaker 1: that's not the one. That's not the one.
Speaker 4: A boater fuming over people hunting for lobsters in his
Speaker 4: spot is now facing an attempted murder charge a lobster
Speaker 4: driving session.
Speaker 1: This is an interesting story, super crazy, but I was
Speaker 1: like as soon as I read it, I was like,
Speaker 1: that's attempted murder.
Speaker 4: That's one hundred percent attempted murder. A lobster diving session
Speaker 4: off the Florida coast turned dangerous when a fifty one
Speaker 4: year old man allegedly shut off a diver's air supply
Speaker 4: because he was mad that people were hunting the lobsters
Speaker 4: in his spot. Michael Simpson facing an attempted murder charge.
Speaker 4: Court record show, according to the rest Affidavid, a ship captain,
Speaker 4: had several juveniles on his boat to dive for lobsters
Speaker 4: near Miami. Anchored on a spot on the water early
Speaker 4: on July twenty ninth, were preparing to dive when Simpson
Speaker 4: quickly approached in another boat. He circled the vessel several
Speaker 4: times before he anchored about ten feet away and warned
Speaker 4: that a bigger boat was on its way. This sounds
Speaker 4: like piracy, yeah, a little bit. And then it says
Speaker 4: the juvenile was using a tankless diver unit with air
Speaker 4: hose lines coming from a flotation device. After exchanging words
Speaker 4: with a rival boat owner, Simpson became irate and said
Speaker 4: he could turn off the air if he wanted to,
Speaker 4: and apparently he wanted to. He allegedly jumped in the
Speaker 4: water and intentionally turned off the unit, cutting off the
Speaker 4: victims air supply. He is being held on ten thousand
Speaker 4: dollars bond and charged with attempted murder.
Speaker 1: Said he can we hear from him. I have have him,
Speaker 1: I guess defending himself. I want to see what he says,
Speaker 1: because he's like, you got it all wrong. That seemed
Speaker 1: to put me in this category of a murder or
Speaker 1: attempted murder on a young kid. It's disgusting tonight. He's
Speaker 1: sharing his story. Let me let me fast fa. I
Speaker 1: just want his part. I don't want to his Digg
Speaker 1: story here.
Speaker 2: He is misunderstanding.
Speaker 18: Michael Simpson says his accusers have it all wrong.
Speaker 1: One hundred percent.
Speaker 14: No. Why would I intentionally turn off a compressor where
Speaker 14: somebody possibly's on the bottom breathing.
Speaker 1: It's just not true.
Speaker 18: The father of two tour boat owner an Avid Spear fisherman,
Speaker 18: providing an interview exclusively with seven News.
Speaker 10: We're on our boat.
Speaker 18: Days after this many lobster season altercation between two diving groups,
Speaker 18: the video of it, which resulted in his arrest for
Speaker 18: attempted murder. He's accused of turning off this air supply
Speaker 18: machine or a Brownie device, which provides fresh air to
Speaker 18: divers underwater.
Speaker 1: So he says he didn't do it, and he says
Speaker 1: he has like video evidence. He better. That's not looking good.
Speaker 4: That would be very helpful for him, because attempted murder
Speaker 4: is probably not an easy charge. When the diver's surfaced,
Speaker 4: he was tangled with the hose and anchor line and
Speaker 4: gasping for air. According to the police, appeared disoriented and
Speaker 4: was confused about what happened. A video show Simpson quickly
Speaker 4: swimming away before fleeing in his boat. So the Simpson
Speaker 4: better have a real good video to counter this, because
Speaker 4: he looks like he's in deep trouble.
Speaker 1: Wow. A wild seat on nine ninety five into Tuesday
Speaker 1: when a driver doing donuts crashed, threw a gun across
Speaker 1: the highway, and hid a drug packed suitcase. Fifty three
Speaker 1: year old Austes Diaz swerved wildly through northbound traffic near
Speaker 1: Wolfbright Road, pulling donuts across lanes and I don't know
Speaker 1: if they're using donuts right here, donuts across lanes and
Speaker 1: nearly swiping several cars, including one carrying two children. After
Speaker 1: slamming his rented twenty twenty six Ford Maverick into the
Speaker 1: center wall, Witnesses watched in shock as a frantic Diaz
Speaker 1: jumped out and began hurling items over the median into
Speaker 1: southbound lanes. Among the toss debris was his own bumper,
Speaker 1: A purple suitcase and a black bag holding cocaine and
Speaker 1: a loaded three twenty seven Revolver. OH Troopers on zine
Speaker 1: noticed Diaz was sweating profusely, slurring his speech, and barely
Speaker 1: able to stand. A thorough search uncovered the loaded handgun
Speaker 1: and cocaine residue, over twenty three grams marijuana, THD gummies
Speaker 1: and wax, and mysterious blue pills hidden inside a locked
Speaker 1: suitcase sniffed out by the canine unit as a laundry
Speaker 1: list of serious charges including DUI, reckless driving aggravated asalt
Speaker 1: fell into possession of firearm, taming where with evidence in
Speaker 1: multiple drug offenses. No charges though for one mister Braden
Speaker 1: Peters aka Clavicular Clavicular, I never would have got that.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that was his real name. Josh is
Speaker 1: a big fan. Yes idiot, the social media influencer will
Speaker 1: not face charges after being arrested earlier this year. In February,
Speaker 1: he was.
Speaker 4: Arrested in connection with an incident and an Airbnb that
Speaker 4: he was renting where he I guess like got too
Speaker 4: chicks to fight. I'd like just to fight it out.
Speaker 1: Right, like his ex girlfriend was one of them. I
Speaker 1: thinkers something like that.
Speaker 4: The victim was battered by twenty four year old Violet
Speaker 4: Lens and a physical altercation. Detectives determined that Peters instigated
Speaker 4: the fight and posted on social media to exploit the
Speaker 4: two women, but following an investigation, it says that no
Speaker 4: charges will be filed against him and last, but not least,
Speaker 4: on a Tuesday afternoon, just before three pm and the
Speaker 4: parking lot of a publics on Lindsey Crossing, two adult
Speaker 4: men got into a verbal altercation over an ex girlfriend
Speaker 4: and that escalated into.
Speaker 1: A machete fight.
Speaker 4: Of course, they were both taken to a local hospital
Speaker 4: after sustaining non life threatening injuries. Panama City officials say
Speaker 4: both will be criminally charged after receiving the medical treatment.
Speaker 4: How do they both have machetes laying around landscape? Are
Speaker 4: you telling me you don't carry a machete with you
Speaker 4: at all times?
Speaker 1: I think I have a machete at my house. Josh
Speaker 1: has one.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, oh well, It says they were taken to
Speaker 4: the local hospital after the public's fight, both armed with
Speaker 4: fixed blade weapons. It says in the police report that's
Speaker 4: it friends for this week in Florida.
Speaker 1: Thank you Sea Lane. I saw this story This is
Speaker 1: so crazy to me. I just wanted to bring this
Speaker 1: up real quick. And we talk about the g LP
Speaker 1: one drugs, and you know Ozempic. There's a million brands
Speaker 1: out there. I don't even know all of them now.
Speaker 1: I just remember Ozempic and we Goovi and Manjaro. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's a bunch of these companies going to forget and
Speaker 1: they're all these GLP one drugs. And so just a
Speaker 1: little peak into what's going on behind the scenes here.
Speaker 1: Bank of America, just one company, just the company, Bank
Speaker 1: of America, for just their employees, they are currently paying
Speaker 1: two hundred and fifty million dollars per year for GLP
Speaker 1: one drugs. Just Bank of America, just one company, is
Speaker 1: paying a quarter of a billion dollars. How many employees
Speaker 1: do they have. They have two hundred and eleven thousand
Speaker 1: employees over at Bank of America, and they spend more
Speaker 1: than two hundred and fifty million dollars per year to
Speaker 1: cover GLP ones for prescribed members of their workforce. That's
Speaker 1: thirteen percent of its healthcare budget for the entire year.
Speaker 1: Thirteen percent is spent on this. The bank spent nothing,
Speaker 1: zero zilch na on GLP one coverage four or five
Speaker 1: years ago because obviously you know, it wasn't available in
Speaker 1: the markets. And now that two hundred and fifty million
Speaker 1: from one major company, that's just insane. It's it's taking
Speaker 1: up like I think it's probably taking up like ten
Speaker 1: percent of our healthcare budget for these companies across the
Speaker 1: United States of America, which is just wild to consider. Okay,
Speaker 1: quick break, when we come back, a street takeover, justice
Speaker 1: is served. Finally, I'll explain and I'll play the clip
Speaker 1: for you that you're gonna remember this weekend that's coming
Speaker 1: up next on the News, Chunky, Welcome in some of
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Speaker 1: I've been seeing so many of these videos. Feed is
Speaker 1: full of them over on all of the social media platforms,
Speaker 1: and it's my fault. Mostly, Like if you hear somebody say,
Speaker 1: oh man, the Internet is just full of X, Y
Speaker 1: or Z. It's usually not always. Usually it's because that's
Speaker 1: what you're stopping on. That's what you're watching, that's what
Speaker 1: you're doing. The algorithm is like, you like people fighting,
Speaker 1: here's more people fighting. You know you you interacted, even
Speaker 1: it was for anger whatever, with a story about this.
Speaker 1: Here's a whole bunch more of that, and they just
Speaker 1: endlessly give it to you. I think I just saw
Speaker 1: was it the abdul lsied guy. I think he was
Speaker 1: doing an interview and he's like, man, Instagram is just
Speaker 1: full of OnlyFans models, and you go, oh, hang on.
Speaker 1: I forgot what he said, but he said something like,
Speaker 1: you know, my feet is just all Instagram models. I
Speaker 1: don't know what's going on over at Instagram and he go,
Speaker 1: Usually that means l site. You might have been hanging
Speaker 1: out on a couple of those videos for a little while.
Speaker 1: Stop tapping on them. What are you doing, buddy? Here's
Speaker 1: the street takeover video that I'm talking about. Now, this
Speaker 1: is the person who's narrating this. The whole group of
Speaker 1: people are absolutely amazing, so you get to hear what
Speaker 1: goes on here. But it was another situation and they've
Speaker 1: got to stop this nonsense. They can. All that needs
Speaker 1: to happen is a big crackdown from police officers on
Speaker 1: this and some of the e bike violations. Just start
Speaker 1: holding a people accountable. Every time you do this, every
Speaker 1: time somebody's held accountable, it stops right Like, it's so
Speaker 1: crazy to me how quickly that works. And you have
Speaker 1: people who either want law and order and want justice
Speaker 1: and want people to be held accountable, or people who
Speaker 1: don't want it and they want chaos and they want,
Speaker 1: you know, whatever, rid of a radical chaos change whatever
Speaker 1: they're looking for. And in this case, the street is
Speaker 1: closed down, there's some idiot in the middle of the
Speaker 1: street doing donuts in his vehicle, and justice comes quite quickly.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna put this up on see it
Speaker 1: now on the news junkie dot com, so you can
Speaker 1: watch it when you get a chance. But let's go
Speaker 1: on a ride together. Here we go are the cars.
Speaker 1: There's a truck doing donuts in the middle of the road,
Speaker 1: and the cop starts coming right behind this guy. These
Speaker 1: narrators are so great. They're having one guy you really love.
Speaker 1: You're gonna you're gonna hear it in a second ceiling.
Speaker 1: Had to censor this because this guy gets a little
Speaker 1: bit loose over The cop is pinning the vehicle. You baby,
Speaker 1: you coat like. The cop does a pin maneuver whatever
Speaker 1: it is called. What's that called? Pit pit maneuver? The
Speaker 1: cop does a pit maneuver and spins this idiot's truck
Speaker 1: out after he plowed into some people who tried to
Speaker 1: flee the scene. The cop like, I don't know, uh
Speaker 1: a duke's of hazard, flies out of his vehicle, slides
Speaker 1: down the hood of his car and grabs this guy,
Speaker 1: this old man. He was like a little kid pulled
Speaker 1: out of the little The cop was able to one
Speaker 1: hand yank him out of the truck. He can't be
Speaker 1: that big, right he got He felt big when he
Speaker 1: was spinning around in that intersection a couple of seconds beforehand.
Speaker 1: But they got him fast again. I'll put this up
Speaker 1: on see it now. But just watching this cop was
Speaker 1: not having it anymore. He was like enough of these
Speaker 1: street takeos smashing him against it. Pitt maneuver right here?
Speaker 1: You caught you baby gun out, baby baby, you coat
Speaker 1: like it's my favorite I Like, there's a woman like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, a baby is having a blast watching
Speaker 1: the Street Justice go down. Oh, let me get a
Speaker 1: good screenshot of this so I can I can put
Speaker 1: this up on the website and you guys can see
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Speaker 1: available for you to see exactly what's going on. So
Speaker 1: cop stops Street Takeover all right, there we go Street
Speaker 1: take Over. This guy is a ball though. He was
Speaker 1: just having fun listening to watch Baby love that guy
Speaker 1: wild Street Justice video. Okay, there we go, got that
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Speaker 1: what you think. There's somebody else weighing in on Joey tomatoes.
Speaker 1: I don't know if we need more on that. We'll see.
Speaker 1: Uh here, do we want some more? Do we want
Speaker 1: some more jokes? Yes, yeah, buddy, we do. This is
Speaker 1: the day for it. I think it is. You're right,
Speaker 1: we got to get more entries in rate my blank.
Speaker 1: We made a decision whether it's good or bad. You
Speaker 1: can decide probably bad to do rate my dad jokes
Speaker 1: and our rate my blank is our contest for the week,
Speaker 1: and you send in whatever it is to try to
Speaker 1: try to win. And people have been sending in their
Speaker 1: dad jokes, whether they be text to speech or you know,
Speaker 1: whether they be them recording themselves telling the jokes, et cetera,
Speaker 1: et cetera. Here's what we have. Here's obi wan Canoli. Folks.
Speaker 4: You know why I renamed my toilet gym instead of
Speaker 4: John Well, everyone's really impressed when I tell them I
Speaker 4: go to the gym every morning.
Speaker 1: Okay, some loud ass cricket? Yeah, all right, Okay, to
Speaker 1: drown out the joke, here's another one.
Speaker 22: Good afternoon, junkies, here's my joke.
Speaker 23: How do astronauts throw a party?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 22: They plan it all right, have a good weekend.
Speaker 1: Okay, if we laugh, then you get bookmarked and you
Speaker 1: go to the next level. If not, Josh, I think
Speaker 1: slightly chucked. They plan it, get it, No, I get it.
Speaker 1: Is that enough for a bookmark? That is just it
Speaker 1: was teeny. I don't think it's I was just explaining
Speaker 1: because you had that issue with the Roman numerals earlier.
Speaker 1: Thank you. I appreciate that. Thank you so much. You're welcome.
Speaker 1: Here's Mama Greaser with her dad joke.
Speaker 24: Good morning, these junkies, Morning, good afternoon. I wanted to
Speaker 24: submit my joke, so here goes. I had a handy
Speaker 24: man come over to my house today and I wrote
Speaker 24: him out a list. When I got home, he had
Speaker 24: only done numbers one, three and five. Turns out he
Speaker 24: only does odd jobs. Anyways, Love you guys, have a
Speaker 24: great show.
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you for that. Appreciate the dispatch. Here's me.
Speaker 1: When's the best time to go to the dentist? Two thirty?
Speaker 1: That's plastic? Here is here's one about almonds.
Speaker 22: Almonds are harvested by attaching a machine to the trunk
Speaker 22: of the tree, and the whole tree is shaken, shooking,
Speaker 22: and the almonds fall out and they're all gathered. Some
Speaker 22: people pronounce almonds as ammond. They shook the l out
Speaker 22: of it. That's so specific.
Speaker 1: This is not only like a dad joke, it's an
Speaker 1: almond related dad joke. Like almond farmers probably love that one.
Speaker 1: They probably really really enjoyed. I shook the l out
Speaker 1: of it. Hey, we shook the hel out of it.
Speaker 1: We did. Here's couch Spider. What do vegan zombies eat
Speaker 1: for breakfast? Grass? I think I was supposed to be grains.
Speaker 1: Grass sounded like grass? What are they? What do vegan
Speaker 1: zombies eat for breakfast? Grass? What do vegan zombies eat
Speaker 1: for breakfast grass? All right? Grat see One more?
Speaker 9: Did you hear about the lawsuit against the funeral home
Speaker 9: in the open casket? It was an open and shutcase?
Speaker 1: Mm hm was it open case?
Speaker 9: Damn junkies, here's a dad joke for you. Why do
Speaker 9: women love bananas because they have a peal?
Speaker 1: A a bug? One? I was at the saddest comic
Speaker 1: heard of my life? Can I play that part again?
Speaker 1: One more? That's it? That's all I can handle. Here's
Speaker 1: Michael Jackson. Oh god, this distance? Why did the female
Speaker 1: monkey fall out of the tree? She's dead? Wow? Buddy. Okay,
Speaker 1: a female monkey? Yeah? Really? Uh? One more?
Speaker 7: Did y'all hear about the new sushi restaurant that exclusively
Speaker 7: caters to lawyers? It's called so sue me?
Speaker 1: Nope, no, it didn't work, so sue me. No, no reaction. Sorry, sorry,
Speaker 1: but I have to look. Let me check right now.
Speaker 1: How many we have bookmark for our finals? We have one, two, three, four, five.
Speaker 1: We only have five six, six. Some of them are
Speaker 1: very inappropriate. I'm just I'm looking back, all right, we
Speaker 1: don't have that many. So just so you guys know,
Speaker 1: you have an opportunity to get in here and do
Speaker 1: much better than these folks have done so far. Glenn
Speaker 1: thinks he can do it. I don't know.
Speaker 25: Hey, guys, there's two old men sitting on a park
Speaker 25: bench and a dog walks up starts licking himself. One
Speaker 25: old man looks at the other and he says, I
Speaker 25: wish I could do that. The other old man says,
Speaker 25: that dog bite you, wiggles and pops.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a because he wouldn't be licking the dog. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's it. You're dragging us down over here. A quick break.
Speaker 1: When we come back. Jury duty is on the way.
Speaker 1: Then I've got a flock camera update, another wild story
Speaker 1: about that and the Power Hour which is Action Pack today.
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Speaker 1: What don't We quit? A time to be alive. Welcome
Speaker 1: and thank you for hanging out with us here on
Speaker 1: the show. We love to hear from you. And there's
Speaker 1: many ways that you can send your thoughts into the
Speaker 1: News Chunky, and that is one through what we call dispatches.
Speaker 1: Send a dispatch at any time, anytime, doesn't matter what
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Speaker 1: like you know, one of our voices. Although Josh is
Speaker 1: suspiciously not on the talk to speech or Texas Speech voices.
Speaker 1: That's right, he has managed to stay away from it,
Speaker 1: even though it's good, very identifiable voice. I don't trust
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Speaker 1: at the Newsjunkie dot com I saw people going nuts
Speaker 1: about this, so let's let's do a bit of a
Speaker 1: view on this video with one point seven million of
Speaker 1: them already, and also a bit of a fact check
Speaker 1: afterward if we need it. This is from somebody on
Speaker 1: on x Twitter is formally Twitter, but now x uh.
Speaker 1: And they said, we're exposing Coca Cola. Oh what did
Speaker 1: Coca Cola do? Let's listen in here we goes Coca Cola.
Speaker 1: I'm going to need an explanation for this.
Speaker 14: Right, We're gonna do this one live because I don't
Speaker 14: want to see any comments that, oh, this is a
Speaker 14: conspiracy theory, blah blah.
Speaker 1: You can see we're on the Coca Cola website U
Speaker 1: r L right there.
Speaker 14: We're going to scroll down to personalize our cokecn The
Speaker 14: first entry.
Speaker 1: We're gonna have. I offered this is Allah's King. No
Speaker 1: issues with that. So you can go to the website
Speaker 1: and you can put in a message and it puts
Speaker 1: the message in your Coca Cola can, and then you
Speaker 1: could buy it for nine dollars and ninety five cents
Speaker 1: and he does Allah is King and that shows up
Speaker 1: on the can.
Speaker 14: You can see it on the coke can next entry,
Speaker 14: We're gonna try.
Speaker 1: No issues with that. Yahweh. I think it's supposed to
Speaker 1: be yahweh, right, yeah, Yahweh.
Speaker 15: Is king, Satan is king. Satan is king Satan. Now
Speaker 15: let's try Jesus is king. Now that's where there's issues.
Speaker 14: So you can still see the Satan on the coke
Speaker 14: can here immediately rejects Jesus is King, like I'm gonna
Speaker 14: need an explanation on this one.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna need an explanation. Coca Cola, huh huh, what's
Speaker 1: going on here? Do you have an explanation for me?
Speaker 1: It seems like you're blocking Jesus from your cans, but
Speaker 1: you'll allow Allah or anything else besides Jesus. Well, Reuters
Speaker 1: has looked into this. They say Coca Cola does not
Speaker 1: allow customers to add phrases that include any religious names
Speaker 1: to personalized cans, contrary to social media posts suggesting that
Speaker 1: its custom tool allows Allah but not Jesus to be added.
Speaker 1: A Reuter's examination of the online tool found that Jesus
Speaker 1: Loves You and Allah Loves You trigger identical rejection messages.
Speaker 1: The company said that neither Jesus nor Alla were permitted.
Speaker 1: Words I would say flat out, Coca Cola, this is
Speaker 1: a bad idea in general, because you're going to try
Speaker 1: to put up all the censorship blocks, and no matter what,
Speaker 1: people are gonna find something that squeaks through, and then
Speaker 1: they're gonna be like, look, they hate these people, right,
Speaker 1: or like some way to write the N word, or
Speaker 1: you know, oh, I could put cracker on there, like whatever,
Speaker 1: there's gonna be something that people end up squeezing onto
Speaker 1: the can.
Speaker 4: I'm actually kind of curious about, Like, what if your
Speaker 4: name is Jesus and you want your name on the
Speaker 4: coke can and you want to be.
Speaker 1: King, why does it let you do this to begin with?
Speaker 1: Why do we need customized coke cans? Money?
Speaker 6: Money?
Speaker 1: Oh, you're right against Coca Cola needs even more money.
Speaker 1: You're right, you're right about that. Here's what happens when
Speaker 1: they try this. It says, looks like the name you
Speaker 1: requested is not approved. Please note phrases may not be
Speaker 1: approved of their trademark, political in nature, names of country, celebrity,
Speaker 1: or religious figures, as well as anything that could be
Speaker 1: considered offensive, and any other something I can't read. You
Speaker 1: can't sucks, no I puts it denied me. It wouldn't
Speaker 1: let you do that. The censors are up. Now if
Speaker 1: you put Jesus loves you now? Will that try Alla
Speaker 1: loves you now? Have they changed it since the guy did,
Speaker 1: I couldn't love you? Okay? Coca Cola said, the tool
Speaker 1: uh does not approve names or phrases that are religious
Speaker 1: in nature or for political candidates. Could you put Josh?
Speaker 1: What if you try to put I hate Josh? Would
Speaker 1: allow that? It Deniedler? So okay, So they worked. They
Speaker 1: put Hitler on the block list. Put I hate Josh?
Speaker 1: It did? Okay? All right? Uh? Yeah, so what did
Speaker 1: you just continue? It won't let me put I hate Pepsi?
Speaker 1: No way? Really, what if I just type pepsi? What
Speaker 1: if I put I hate Jesus? Okay?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: See, okay, So I think Jesus was on the block list,
Speaker 1: but they had not included Allah or yahweh or some
Speaker 1: of the more ones that they weren't ready for. Sometimes
Speaker 1: people think this is some some something done surreptitiously to
Speaker 1: hate on a particular religion, And I'm sure that happens sometimes,
Speaker 1: but I think more often than not, you just have
Speaker 1: somebody who's doing the block list, and the block list
Speaker 1: has to be eleven miles long because people will put
Speaker 1: like the N word with dashes in between each letter,
Speaker 1: like if I put N dash ika. Okaybody spell it.
Speaker 1: I'm not spelling it out loud, but I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: it's prime. It didn't Oh got it? Let me do
Speaker 1: that one. Why are you showing that I didn't know
Speaker 1: you knew how to spell that word. So look, here's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. There's stuff that's not blocked, and there's
Speaker 1: ways to get around. Now. I imagine if I ordered
Speaker 1: that incredibly offensive coke cane, they wouldn't send it to
Speaker 1: me right, uh, because it says pending review. So I try.
Speaker 4: I think people will still review it because just try
Speaker 4: the news junkie. All right, let me put Patsy blows
Speaker 4: is one word it did, see.
Speaker 1: So they can't just they can't make a list that
Speaker 1: blocks all of the things, so something ends up getting through.
Speaker 1: Believe you used the hard R well. I wanted to
Speaker 1: see if it worked. The only version he knows. What
Speaker 1: do you want?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 1: Am I supposed to test it out other than to
Speaker 1: put the word in and it put it up there?
Speaker 1: If you put dashes in between everywhere the news junkie
Speaker 1: shows up and yeah, there's a review process afterwards. It's
Speaker 1: just why do this coke? You make enough money, there's
Speaker 1: no need for this, just to do the names where
Speaker 1: people go into the cooler and they look and they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: is there a Dave in here? As there Frank in here?
Speaker 1: And you grab one of those. And that's at least
Speaker 1: from that.
Speaker 4: But you know, everybody knows somebody who has a weird
Speaker 4: name who never was able to buy the keychain at
Speaker 4: the keychain store that had everybody's name but there or
Speaker 4: they spell it weird.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this gives you an opportunity to participate. Why we
Speaker 1: don't need this, You don't need this. This is like
Speaker 1: the eminem store does this with custom m and ms,
Speaker 1: and I immediately thought, somebody is going to put something
Speaker 1: lewd on there. Somebody will find a way to print
Speaker 1: a nude photograph of themselves on an emin M and
Speaker 1: then they'll leave like, look, I told you I could
Speaker 1: do it. Here's me naked on an em and M.
Speaker 1: Everybody can eat my naked body. Like these are the
Speaker 1: types of things that people are just going to do inevitably.
Speaker 1: I think maybe you think this is persecution in some way,
Speaker 1: and that they did this on perpose us or whatever.
Speaker 1: I think Cook Cole is probably too. You know they're
Speaker 1: not dumb enough to do that, but let me know
Speaker 1: what you think. Send a dispatch over as I said.
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Speaker 1: email and send your thoughts our way. Don't they clip that?
Speaker 1: What are you guys doing? What do you guys do it?
Speaker 1: What I had? I had to test the filter? What
Speaker 1: are you expecting me to do over here? Geez up,
Speaker 1: they're talking about something else? Not oh wait, oh of
Speaker 1: me saying the other things afterwards? Oh no, and we're right.
Speaker 1: They wanted me to clip. Here's me naked on M
Speaker 1: and M. Everybody can eat my naked body. You know,
Speaker 1: it's so great that first clip is going to be
Speaker 1: gold four years from now or something. But all the
Speaker 1: all of the context is gone. There's no reason for
Speaker 1: me to be saying this and then you just fire off.
Speaker 1: Here's me naked on an emin M. Everybody can eat
Speaker 1: my naked body. Me naked on an emin M is success.
Speaker 1: I think yeah, I think so. So keep that in mind.
Speaker 1: Appropriate size canvas too. Hey, hey, whoa, whoa whoa quick break.
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Speaker 1: flying by on a little plane on the stream at
Speaker 1: you dot com, slash the news junkie. Is there a
Speaker 1: filter on that like cocoa website? Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's
Speaker 1: a filter. There's what there's a filter. And I'm adding
Speaker 1: constantly to the things that are filtered out, so don't
Speaker 1: try to get clever. Thank you to Heavy Metal Cowboy,
Speaker 1: thank you to Seychell, thank you to Stepafee, thank you
Speaker 1: everybody who's tossed some support our web. Now, with that clear,
Speaker 1: I want to clear something else up because people are
Speaker 1: fighting over this and like Sila just said during the break,
Speaker 1: how come people haven't googled Reddit Most hilarious Dad jokes
Speaker 1: and for our rate, my blank this week just submitted
Speaker 1: the funniest ones and sending me some, and we're talking
Speaker 1: back and forth. You're sending some to your wife, and
Speaker 1: some of these are so funny. And somebody said, that's
Speaker 1: not the point, Sean. The point is that dad jokes
Speaker 1: are not funny. No, no, I said, maybe we have
Speaker 1: some wires crossed on this. Maybe that's why so many
Speaker 1: of them have been unfunny. I think a dad joke
Speaker 1: can be funny, for sure. They're allowed to be funny, correct, Yes, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I thought.
Speaker 4: For example, like I come from a family of failed magicians.
Speaker 4: I have two half sisters. See that that would make
Speaker 4: it to the next round. I mean that would be
Speaker 4: very very good. They're not like usually laugh out loud,
Speaker 4: like really chest to laugh funny. It's usually like a
Speaker 4: knee slapper kind of thing. Like I was really really
Speaker 4: great at all my classes school in school except Greek mythology.
Speaker 4: That was the one that was my achilles elbow. Mm hmmm,
Speaker 4: so that that would have been better. I would have
Speaker 4: bookmarked most of these. We've had one hundred and three
Speaker 4: submissions so far today, and I think maybe two have
Speaker 4: moved on to.
Speaker 1: The next round. I think that's that's about it. I've
Speaker 1: got some more. We need to find something that's better,
Speaker 1: So let's do it. You ready to see at Let's
Speaker 1: do the power out. They said it couldn't be done.
Speaker 1: Then they said, I'm zero criminals the power on the
Speaker 1: news sunk, I will spin all. I was prepared for
Speaker 1: the M and M thing, and I was not prepared
Speaker 1: for I'm zero. No. All right, let's see what we
Speaker 1: got for you. Here's a dragonfly, Mam. She has a
Speaker 1: submission for a rate my blank dad joke addition for
Speaker 1: the week.
Speaker 20: Hi guys, Happy Friday.
Speaker 1: Hey, how you doing so?
Speaker 20: A guy has an exam of proctologists for the first time.
Speaker 20: He's on the table in his little bit count and
Speaker 20: the doctor Watson statton his gloves.
Speaker 2: Maybe.
Speaker 20: Doctor announces, Okay, Steve, don't get aroused, and guys like
Speaker 20: I think you might have the wrong room. I'm Kevin,
Speaker 20: and doctor says, no, I'm Steve.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's not bad, it's not bad. It's bad. I'm
Speaker 1: in a bookmark. It is better than so many of
Speaker 1: the other ones that we that we've heard. This person says,
Speaker 1: this is my last truck. Last one. Amish people can't
Speaker 1: motor boat their wives boobs, they can only rowboat them.
Speaker 1: All right, I'll hit it. It's not bad. Here's me,
Speaker 1: hang on, Melbow. They cut you off here.
Speaker 7: Why was the beach wet because the sea weed?
Speaker 1: Ok at it? Now I get it. I am what's
Speaker 1: the difference between a joke and a d I don't know.
Speaker 1: Sean can't take a joke. Here's Graham.
Speaker 15: So they did this survey last year to see which
Speaker 15: Hollywood A List actors had the most colonoscap he's done
Speaker 15: in the Winner.
Speaker 1: Cameron Diaz Wiggle wiggle, Papa. Oh wow, that's not bad.
Speaker 1: I had to think about it for a second. It's
Speaker 1: it's all about where you put the inflection on Miss
Speaker 1: Cameron Diaz, his name. That's that's what matters the most.
Speaker 1: Here is safety.
Speaker 14: Sew a book at the bookstores said, solve fifty your problems.
Speaker 1: I bought two. Okay, m good luck with your problems.
Speaker 4: It's only somebody could speed up the deer reproduction process.
Speaker 4: You could probably make a million bucks.
Speaker 1: Here's my key.
Speaker 10: Did you guys hear the news over a dizzy? Six
Speaker 10: of the seven dwarfs are not Happy.
Speaker 1: You know what else? I heard They're not making twelve
Speaker 1: inch rulers any longer. This was before I talked about
Speaker 1: how it could be funny. This is before we Yeah,
Speaker 1: we talked about that that key element of the it
Speaker 1: being able to be funny. Only one of the dwarves
Speaker 1: is named Happy. Yeah. No, I got it.
Speaker 9: I got you.
Speaker 1: Don't need to explain it to me anymore, Josh, I
Speaker 1: got it. I'm on board with most of it. Was
Speaker 1: just that one, and that one, admittedly was a little
Speaker 1: bit clever, and I didn't catch on to it for
Speaker 1: a second. Uh, here's me.
Speaker 4: I asked my wife if I was the only one
Speaker 4: she slept with, and mooe oh she said yes, the
Speaker 4: others were sevens and eights.
Speaker 1: What happened there? Huh oh oh? I asked my wife
Speaker 1: if I was the only one she slept with the
Speaker 1: others were sevens and eights.
Speaker 4: You did like a little orgasmic And I asked my
Speaker 4: wife if I was the only one she slept with,
Speaker 4: and moo oh she said yes, the others were sevens
Speaker 4: and eights.
Speaker 1: My last one for now. I read.
Speaker 4: I read what they typed out, and there was no
Speaker 4: weird noise in there. That was just like a weird
Speaker 4: hallucination from the just started.
Speaker 1: It started freaking out. All right, here's my last attempt
Speaker 1: to the dad could remember, you're coming the sanity. Look
Speaker 1: you're not in it, sir.
Speaker 13: No.
Speaker 1: His attempt was Selan saying his radio. He's like, here's
Speaker 1: the funniest one I could think of. He puts the
Speaker 1: speaker up the sea laning and his joke going over.
Speaker 1: You can't do that, all right, you cannot do that. Umm,
Speaker 1: turn your radio down next time. Yeah, please, last one.
Speaker 1: I keep saying that.
Speaker 2: I went to the doctor the other day.
Speaker 1: I was in the room next to Sean.
Speaker 15: I heard the doctor tell him don't eat anything fatty.
Speaker 1: And Sean said, you mean like fast food.
Speaker 10: The doctor said, no, don't eat anything fatty.
Speaker 1: I mean, I hurt my feelings, but I like the
Speaker 1: explanation with it. J Yeah, here's why this is funny, Sean.
Speaker 1: I'm calling you fat all right, thank you. That's it.
Speaker 1: That's it, legitimately, that's all I'm gonna do for now.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna stop on these and uh and hit the brakes. Uh,
Speaker 1: don't email them, We'll work in some other stuff. Somebody says, hey,
Speaker 1: Sean to Tips at the news Junkie dot com. Pombay
Speaker 1: just suspended all of the flock cameras in this city,
Speaker 1: says Scott. Did they really They're reacting to all of
Speaker 1: this anti flock stuff that I'm seeing everywhere breaking. The
Speaker 1: City of Pombay orders immediate suspension of flock camera system
Speaker 1: following permitting review. The Pombay City Council directed the city
Speaker 1: staff to investigate the installation of the city's flock automated
Speaker 1: license plate reader or LPR camera systems following concerns raised
Speaker 1: regarding their placement and construction. And this was right after
Speaker 1: Oh shoot what there was a guy who ended up
Speaker 1: cutting down all of the flock cameras in his entire city,
Speaker 1: I think, And now people are coming to this guy's defense.
Speaker 1: Is this him? This is the story here just in
Speaker 1: case you missed this.
Speaker 21: A wild story tonight where it appears nearly twenty thousand
Speaker 21: people have vouched for the whereabouts of a man accused
Speaker 21: of destroying flocks in West Virginia. Thousands of people have
Speaker 21: publicly said they were with or saw a twenty year
Speaker 21: old Wesley Jackson during the time he was accused of
Speaker 21: the crime, with comments such as, couldn't be him. He
Speaker 21: was helping me replace the roof on a homeless shelter,
Speaker 21: and I saw him exactly what's at the time of
Speaker 21: the incident.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, they're like the guy who took down these
Speaker 1: flock cameras are like, no, couldn't have been him. He
Speaker 1: was with me at the time. He was with me,
Speaker 1: And so they're trying to turn that guy to a
Speaker 1: hero for chopping the flock cameras down in his city.
Speaker 1: Then another story about this, A cop allegedly used a
Speaker 1: license plate a plate reader in the cameras to small
Speaker 1: a spy on her boyfriend's ex wife more than thirty times.
Speaker 1: According to the Elizabeth Snowman, which is quite a last name,
Speaker 1: Elizabeth Snowman I spelled exactly as you would think. A
Speaker 1: North Carolina police officer allegedly used her position of authority
Speaker 1: to gain access to license plate reader cameras to track
Speaker 1: the movement of her boyfriend's ex wife. Moresville police officer
Speaker 1: Elizabeth Snowman would you like to build one? Thirty six
Speaker 1: years old, is facing a charge of illegally accessing computers.
Speaker 1: The chief of police told reporters that there may be
Speaker 1: more officers who use this service. Snowman used it thirty
Speaker 1: one times to spy on her boyfriend's ex wife, including
Speaker 1: twice well off duty. And that's just the latest of
Speaker 1: these stories of somebody using that whole service than Snowman. Yeap, indeed, indeed, okay.
Speaker 4: North Carolina police confiscated a top hat in Corncob Pipe
Speaker 4: that will be returned to Elizabeth when she's released from custody.
Speaker 1: You know, you're not in on this. You don't get
Speaker 1: to participate. You know, just for the record, you don't
Speaker 1: get to participate in the content. So that's rude. I
Speaker 1: did find something that I think you guys should play
Speaker 1: with this weekend because it's you. I think it's fun.
Speaker 1: He's really trying for the prize. There's something called Bingebuster
Speaker 1: and it's it's like, I mean, it brings you back.
Speaker 1: Really go to bingebuster dot net and you can connect
Speaker 1: it to your Netflix or like you know what, Plex
Speaker 1: or whatever account you have, and it takes all of
Speaker 1: the things to watch and puts them in Look at this,
Speaker 1: he puts them in a Blockbuster video store and you
Speaker 1: can walk around the Blockbuster video store and pick out
Speaker 1: what movies you want. To watch. You like, move over here,
Speaker 1: I see the Santa Claus. That is fun. You could
Speaker 1: like look at the whole collection and then start streaming
Speaker 1: the movie that you want and allows you to hold
Speaker 1: the you know the movie physical well you digitally speaking,
Speaker 1: but you can look at all the movies on the
Speaker 1: shelves and wander around. It's called bingebuster dot I hadn't
Speaker 1: seen this before, but somebody sent this over. Is there
Speaker 1: a room with a beaded curtain in front of it?
Speaker 1: I don't see one, but that would be great if
Speaker 1: they did throw that in. You can walk around the
Speaker 1: whole story. You see all of the different things that
Speaker 1: are available on whatever streaming service you hook it up to.
Speaker 1: And it's done in that very nostalgic fashion with the
Speaker 1: walls and sections like you would use over at Blockbuster Video.
Speaker 1: Rip to Blockbuster Video, friends, my quick break. When we
Speaker 1: come back, we'll get to something gonna happen at a
Speaker 1: bar that I mean, this is this is crazy if true,
Speaker 1: but we'll see if there's anything to that. By the way,
Speaker 1: bingebuster dot net is the name of that website, bingebuster
Speaker 1: b I N G E b U S T E
Speaker 1: R dot net. So we'll come back with this thing
Speaker 1: that happened at a bar. We got more of your jokes,
Speaker 1: believe it or not. As bad of an idea as
Speaker 1: that sounds like, we'll try to work in a couple
Speaker 1: more for a rate my blank this week and more
Speaker 1: fun on the way on a Friday that's coming up
Speaker 1: next on the news junk Keye. Happy Friday, everybody here.
Speaker 1: We are hang out with you and you can learn
Speaker 1: more about the show as you always hear me say
Speaker 1: over on the website, which is at thenewsjunkie dot com.
Speaker 1: The jokes keep pouring in, whether you like it or not,
Speaker 1: and we have to get the last ones through. I
Speaker 1: think we'll probably do them in our final segment of
Speaker 1: the day, even though I usually say that and then
Speaker 1: don't I know that's like a bit on the show.
Speaker 1: But yeah, oh is that a bit? We're calling it
Speaker 1: a bit now, Well, it's a bit that I don't
Speaker 1: play as many dispatches at the end. I mean, this
Speaker 1: is a final dispatches, but Sean can only we'll probably
Speaker 1: only play one or whatever the song is. You know,
Speaker 1: I don't know how it goes. You remember how it goes.
Speaker 1: I don't remember, Dan says good afternoon, junkies. I really
Speaker 1: wanted my wife to watch and hear the roast, but
Speaker 1: I can't find it. Can you direct me to it?
Speaker 1: Love you guys, love the show. Thank you for the email.
Speaker 1: It should be easy enough. Just go over to the
Speaker 1: website and scroll on down and at the bottom you'll
Speaker 1: see the roast of Sean Wass and you can. If
Speaker 1: you're a Secret Show subscriber, that's free. But if you're not,
Speaker 1: you don't want to subscribe and do any of that stuff,
Speaker 1: you can just you can buy it like the pay
Speaker 1: per view version and watch that. It's a fun time.
Speaker 1: I think you'd like to go check it out over
Speaker 1: on the website right now, let's see what else we
Speaker 1: have here. Stop emailing me your jokes. I'm not accepting
Speaker 1: them this way, all right. I don't don't email your
Speaker 1: dad jokes to me. That is not how it works.
Speaker 1: You know, diarrhea is hereditary, No, it runs in your genes.
Speaker 1: I knew it, but it was still funny. See, all
Speaker 1: of these would be better. These are so much better
Speaker 1: than how many we've got. Let me check. I'll just refresh.
Speaker 1: We've gotten one hundred and twenty six today. We've gotten
Speaker 1: six in the last five minutes, and everybody has an
Speaker 1: opportunity to do the same jokes that that Selan's doing.
Speaker 1: But they're just they're failing miserably at some of these,
Speaker 1: Like here's another attempt.
Speaker 8: What do you call a few black guys at a
Speaker 8: clan gathering?
Speaker 1: Problematic? There is a is an inspected deck. You got
Speaker 1: method man ray Kwan? You call him whatever their name is, racist, bastards,
Speaker 1: I got you, Yeah, I got it. Yeah, God, some
Speaker 1: of these are so I'm not going to laugh when
Speaker 1: I die. I want to be cremated. It's my last
Speaker 1: chance to have a smoking hot body. Yeah, just the
Speaker 1: pronunciation is ruining your punch name. Sorry, here's this one.
Speaker 2: I asked Siri a question.
Speaker 10: I said, Hey, Siri, why am I so bad with women?
Speaker 1: She responded, I'm Alexa, You're moron. You guys could google this.
Speaker 1: It would be so easy just to google. And I
Speaker 1: even told you that, I said you could do that. Jesus,
Speaker 1: I'm going to do one more and that's the end
Speaker 1: of it. That's the last one we're doing for this
Speaker 1: whole context.
Speaker 6: Here is.
Speaker 1: There's a desire me.
Speaker 2: What do you call a chicken looking out a salad.
Speaker 1: Chicken sees a salad. Yeah, you know that's one of
Speaker 1: my favorites. That's why you did that. I'll give you
Speaker 1: almost got me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, my wife said that if anything should happen to her,
Speaker 4: I should see other women.
Speaker 1: You just stubbed her toe on the bed frame. So
Speaker 1: good to go. Oh, some of these are so so bad,
Speaker 1: Like I can't even excuse I can't play them for
Speaker 1: you because they're that bad. Like, you're not going You're
Speaker 1: not even gonna laugh. What do you do if your
Speaker 1: wife starts smoking? Slow down and use some lubricant. Oh
Speaker 1: my gosh.
Speaker 4: That's not a dad joke. You can't tell that to
Speaker 4: a child. Maybe if they're older.
Speaker 10: Did you guys know old as an app that could
Speaker 10: get you a grandmother when you need one.
Speaker 1: It's called Instagram. Okay, I just say that. I see
Speaker 1: I'm picturing in my mind's eye that is shared on
Speaker 1: Facebook by a bunch of boomers and the text is
Speaker 1: overlaid a minion picture. Yeah, yeah, probably, Yeah, I could
Speaker 1: see that. I could see that. That's gonna be it
Speaker 1: for us for this rate my blank entry. This was
Speaker 1: dad jokes version. We're never doing it again. Never in
Speaker 1: the history of the show. We will do another Rate
Speaker 1: my Blank next week and give you an option to
Speaker 1: participate in the show. It's a distraction from all the
Speaker 1: crazy news stories we're talking about, all the mom jokes.
Speaker 1: We're not doing mom jokes, so we're not our mom
Speaker 1: joke's a thing? Is that a category? I'm not familiar
Speaker 1: with that. If that's true, now, if Mom's tell him
Speaker 1: that's a faux pas joke that I totally didn't stealing
Speaker 1: his Yeah, uh, let's let's end on this here for now.
Speaker 1: This was kind of sweet. I thought two Alabama boys
Speaker 1: are being saluted because they helped in finding a missing
Speaker 1: seventy seven year old woman with dementia. There are some
Speaker 1: good kids out there. How about that. It's unbelievable. There's
Speaker 1: still some good kids out there here there.
Speaker 18: And asked us if we've seen like an elderly woman
Speaker 18: walking around anywhere, and then he said, like she was
Speaker 18: missing and just told us to keep an eye out.
Speaker 13: And we was riding and we still where that one
Speaker 13: pole is, and he like turned around and saw her
Speaker 13: and I was like, okay, well then let's go over
Speaker 13: there and see. So then we went over there and
Speaker 13: talked to her, call.
Speaker 23: An adult and tell me. When they walked toward the woman,
Speaker 23: they saw her sitting in this rocking chair that's once home.
Speaker 23: The boys say. After speaking to her, they realized she
Speaker 23: was the missing woman. They quickly called police.
Speaker 1: It was very exhilarating to find her.
Speaker 2: I was happy that we found her, and.
Speaker 13: She was glad that God helped her and God made
Speaker 13: her okay.
Speaker 1: Look at that God made her okay. God not responsible
Speaker 1: for her getting dementia or lost, but big ups to
Speaker 1: God for them finding her. These kids, you know, there's
Speaker 1: some good kids out there. I don't want to highlight
Speaker 1: just the bad kids. I want to show you the
Speaker 1: other side of things going on out there in the world. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's just take our last break here, and when we
Speaker 1: come back, what we're going to do is, oh I did.
Speaker 1: I could play this real quick. This lady in New
Speaker 1: Zealand was pretty funny. She was doing a zoom meeting.
Speaker 1: This politician, Joe Gaylor was her name, and they warned
Speaker 1: her because she was up on the big screen. So
Speaker 1: it's like a big round table meeting room and then
Speaker 1: they have some big screens with the people who are
Speaker 1: participating via zoom, and when they put her up on
Speaker 1: the screen. She was doing her zoom for her bathroom
Speaker 1: and you could see her underwear hung up behind her
Speaker 1: to dry. And they told her, they're like, thank you.
Speaker 1: Can you hear me?
Speaker 25: And you might want to move your camera why whereas
Speaker 25: little can see you washing?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 8: Okay, in but.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I played place.
Speaker 1: Can you say many?
Speaker 3: You can?
Speaker 1: Oh, it's great, Okay, you can say like washing? You
Speaker 1: can say many? Is another problem? Cares They're fine, big deal. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she just rolled with it there and they're good for her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: don't be embarrassed about that kind of stuff. Everybody's got underwear.
Speaker 1: All right, let's let's take that last break. When we
Speaker 1: come back, we'll do the final dispatch of stories that
Speaker 1: didn't make the cut, And of course today learned to
Speaker 1: wrap everything up for a Friday that's coming up next
Speaker 1: and then to use junkie final dispatches stories that didn't
Speaker 1: make the cut, or today I learned to wrap everything
Speaker 1: up for a Friday and the week. Thank you for
Speaker 1: hanging out with us. We do appreciate it. A new
Speaker 1: secret show drops every Friday at five pm, So if
Speaker 1: it's past that time, go click on over and have
Speaker 1: some fun. I'm gonna tell you this week's show is
Speaker 1: very good. It was a very good time. I don't
Speaker 1: remember the last fifteen minutes or so, but I think
Speaker 1: people had fun something and it was a wild ride
Speaker 1: and you should miss out on it. So did I
Speaker 1: get you in trouble last night? With what great? Now
Speaker 1: you're saying this now, I'm really concerned. I've said something
Speaker 1: right before the door closed behind me when I left,
Speaker 1: Oh you did? What did you say? Oh?
Speaker 4: I called you out for telling me that Courtney thought
Speaker 4: that my underwhelming. Yeah, ceiling comes over. It was something
Speaker 4: like it was something like the door was about to close.
Speaker 4: I was like, sorry, it's not a bigger scar, Courtney close.
Speaker 1: I told him not to tell her because when when
Speaker 1: he went to the bathroom after he got here, ceiling
Speaker 1: comes into the kitchen, He's like, look him, my knees
Speaker 1: I fell last week. Look how bad it is. Here's
Speaker 1: how bad my knees are. And uh, and he's showing
Speaker 1: off his knee caps. I'll bust it up. And when
Speaker 1: he goes to the bathroom, court and he's like, his
Speaker 1: knees weren't that bad what he was talking about? And
Speaker 1: as I'm telling him, you said that I'm going to
Speaker 1: tell him you said his knee injury was underwhelming to you,
Speaker 1: and she's like, no, no, no, no, I was. I
Speaker 1: wasn't drying to be mean, and then so we you know,
Speaker 1: we were holding it against her. But she does listen
Speaker 1: to secret shows. So that's why I can just let
Speaker 1: loose on all sorts of things about things about her
Speaker 1: if if Ceiling doesn't mention them afterwards when he's walking
Speaker 1: out the door, God for Bib torturing some sort of
Speaker 1: uber driver somewhere. I'm sure you didn't fall last night
Speaker 1: when he got back home though, right.
Speaker 4: No, no, I told you at the beginning of the show.
Speaker 4: It's been one week.
Speaker 1: Also, I have to say the great Codorno invention of
Speaker 1: the day, the plane banner sending by the messages from
Speaker 1: people who give subscriptions. Genius. But it's like ninety percent
Speaker 1: phone by Seychell, so it's constantly like you hate your
Speaker 1: Apple phones using it to pay to troll us about Samsung.
Speaker 1: This is a guy. If you're new to the show,
Speaker 1: sayche has been around for a very long time a load.
Speaker 1: He once cornered me at an event and told me
Speaker 1: that he had thought about killing me with uh some
Speaker 1: poisoned dart frog venom mersa something I don't remember what
Speaker 1: it was. He went. He went into details about how
Speaker 1: he was going to kill me with a poison dart
Speaker 1: Frog that he could get on the internet or something,
Speaker 1: and I was like, wow, that's a strange thing to
Speaker 1: come up and tell a person. And then he started
Speaker 1: commenting on how I would talk about Apple devices too much,
Speaker 1: which I don't really think is true. I don't really
Speaker 1: talk about Apple devices that much, but he thought that
Speaker 1: was the case, and he loves Samsung devices. So now
Speaker 1: he's just flying the plane by with donations saying Apple
Speaker 1: sucks and Shun sucks Samsung with Apple up. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe he's right. I don't know. I don't know what
Speaker 1: to make of all of it. But thank you for
Speaker 1: all your support folks all week long. We hope you
Speaker 1: appreciate it. If you want more, which you know, maybe
Speaker 1: you do. If you enjoyed this show, there's a lot
Speaker 1: more to open up over on the premium side on
Speaker 1: secret shows, So take a peek over there over at
Speaker 1: the news junkie dot com. Uh final dispatches, Well, we
Speaker 1: played so many of them. We'll pick our winner for
Speaker 1: the Dad jokes on Monday. God, have there been some
Speaker 1: bad ones. Somebody says, this is the last one. Please,
Speaker 1: what'd you do? You have your kid telling us the
Speaker 1: dad joke? All right here he is sun joke. Say
Speaker 1: to the beata, I gotta like it. Actually, it's not
Speaker 1: just because there's a cute candidates. I also think it's
Speaker 1: not bad. It's also thing. There you go. That's all
Speaker 1: that's gonna happen for those And it's time for us
Speaker 1: to get out of here. So let's do today.
Speaker 19: I learned the following information may make you feel smarter,
Speaker 19: but will not actually increase your IQ.
Speaker 1: So don't get cocky today. By the way, the update
Speaker 1: on that clown killer thing was it was completely random.
Speaker 1: The guy that he did kill. This was the fifteen
Speaker 1: year old who was dressed up as a clown and
Speaker 1: a clown costume with his face covered, and he was
Speaker 1: seen on the doorbell videos like I'm looking for you.
Speaker 1: I have a gift for you. We couldn't figure exactly
Speaker 1: what he said, but then he went to a bus
Speaker 1: stop and they said the man at the bus stop
Speaker 1: was a seventy eight year old guy who had no
Speaker 1: idea who he was. It was completely random and he
Speaker 1: attacked him at that bus stop. That's basically the new
Speaker 1: details are just that the guy was waiting at a
Speaker 1: bus stop there. But we'll see. I'm still so curious
Speaker 1: about that story. So all right, let's get the hell
Speaker 1: out of here today. Learning this band Dire Streets. That's right,
Speaker 1: Open the show, close the show, whatever. Here you go.
Speaker 1: The band Dire Straits was originally called Cafe Races. Not
Speaker 1: very interesting factoid wise, but I just wanted to add
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