Speaker 1: Is Jesse Kelly Show, Final hour of the Jesse Kelly
Speaker 1: Show on a magnificent Friday, and ass doctor Jesse Friday
Speaker 1: and significantly more important than that, a good Friday. So
Speaker 1: let's make sure we're getting our butts to church this
Speaker 1: weekend and celebrate the resurrection of Jesus. Don't be a
Speaker 1: godless heathen. Now let's dig into some things this hour.
Speaker 1: Hey Jesse, last week, my friend sent me a link
Speaker 1: to Facebook post indicating that vivik Ramswami was endorsed by
Speaker 1: some sort of Somali chamber of commerce. Then you mentioned
Speaker 1: it Monday. I consider Facebook to be as reliable as
Speaker 1: a Cadillac north Star engine, so I was instantly skeptical.
Speaker 1: His website doesn't list in endorsement, so so forth. He is, however,
Speaker 1: endorsed by JD. Vance, Marsha Blackburn, so on, so forth,
Speaker 1: President Trump, given that you have much better connections than
Speaker 1: I do, I would greatly appreciate you looking into this.
Speaker 1: This is my lifelong home, and I love Ohio as
Speaker 1: much as I love my country. If he's a dirty
Speaker 1: COMI give it to me right between the eyes. Feel
Speaker 1: free to say my name. His name is Greg Okay,
Speaker 1: So again, let's have a hard talk. Here's a here's
Speaker 1: a dose of reality for you. Vivek Ramaswami is the
Speaker 1: Republican nominee for governor in Ohio. He is not in
Speaker 1: a primary any longer. He is the Republican nominee. So
Speaker 1: you are going to have either Vivek as the Republican
Speaker 1: governor of Ohio or you're going to have the communist
Speaker 1: the Democrat. Okay, Yes, Vivek was endorsed by the Somali
Speaker 1: Chamber of Commerce. Yes, that's true. No, I do not
Speaker 1: think Vivek Ramaswami is a communist, if that makes you
Speaker 1: feel better. No, I do not buy any of Vivek's
Speaker 1: act and I never have in a million years. And
Speaker 1: I warned you about him a long time ago, back
Speaker 1: when he was pretending to run for president. He had
Speaker 1: all these stances he had taken a few years before that,
Speaker 1: you know, pro mask all this other crap. And then
Speaker 1: when he decided he wanted to make some noise in
Speaker 1: the Republican primary, he all of a sudden sounds like
Speaker 1: he's to the right of me, and a lot of
Speaker 1: people got caught up in that. And remember he spent
Speaker 1: the time kissing Donald Trump's rear end and attacking Ron Desantus.
Speaker 1: That was all in an angle. He was always angling
Speaker 1: to get Trump's endorsement for whatever office he chose to
Speaker 1: run for after he lost the run. He was never
Speaker 1: actually running for president. He was running to get Donald
Speaker 1: Trump's endorsement for whatever office he ran for afterwards. I
Speaker 1: never bought the act. He always seem like a snake
Speaker 1: oil salesman to me. I don't think he actually believes
Speaker 1: really anything. But it's Vivkar the Democrat now in Ohio.
Speaker 1: I don't know what to tell you. It is what
Speaker 1: it is. It's Vivakar the Democrat, now that he's the Democrat,
Speaker 1: now that he's the Republican nominee. It is what it is.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. That's life's full of bad choices. Beneath American
Speaker 1: city streets, this guy says, in suburban neighborhoods, a vast
Speaker 1: network of pipes and wastewater treatment system is reaching the
Speaker 1: end of its life and it's in need of an
Speaker 1: estimated six hundred and thirty billion dollars to repair. So
Speaker 1: this is part of my issue. One. You're correct, there
Speaker 1: are so many American construction projects that are in need.
Speaker 1: And this is part of my issue with America now,
Speaker 1: given our debt situation, unloading vast sums of money on
Speaker 1: foreign soil, Americans need jobs. American infrastructure needs to be revitalized.
Speaker 1: Our debt situation is rapidly reaching a point where we
Speaker 1: won't be able to cover the interest on the debt.
Speaker 1: More and more, as our debt situation gets worse, and
Speaker 1: as our credit card debt goes up, as people aren't
Speaker 1: making a living, more and more, I get less and
Speaker 1: less caring about anything going on anywhere else in the world.
Speaker 1: Now that's the bad news. The good news is this,
Speaker 1: as I have encouraged my sons, if you are a
Speaker 1: young man, there is just a gigantic pile of money
Speaker 1: waiting for you in the trades in the future. The
Speaker 1: men in the trades in women. I'm sorry. There are
Speaker 1: some female trade jobs, by the way, but the men
Speaker 1: in the trades are old. The average age is staggered.
Speaker 1: They're old, and they're retiring. We can't find enough people
Speaker 1: to do these jobs. The supply and demand rule of
Speaker 1: economics tells you the wages are only going to go up, up, up,
Speaker 1: up and up. The more and more people do this.
Speaker 1: Maybe instead of going off to that communist university system
Speaker 1: and working your butt off for a four year degree
Speaker 1: only to not be able to find a job after college,
Speaker 1: maybe you go learn how to weld and start earning
Speaker 1: six figures in your twenties. No, I'm not saying it's
Speaker 1: for everybody. Maybe you'll hate the trades. Maybe you'll like
Speaker 1: one trade and ate another trade. I'm not saying it's
Speaker 1: for everybody. But I know so many guys in the
Speaker 1: trades who are making a killin They're driving a new
Speaker 1: pickup truck, they just bought a house, they're getting married,
Speaker 1: they're making babies, they're making one hundred hundred and fifty
Speaker 1: grand a year. And up I'm there. They're trying to
Speaker 1: build all these submarines. Now we're on this mission to
Speaker 1: build a bunch of submarines. They can't find enough welders.
Speaker 1: They're at this point desperate. They can't find anyone who
Speaker 1: can weld. Maybe welding's your thing. Maybe welding interests you,
Speaker 1: maybe it doesn't, But I'm telling you there's opportunity out there, opportunity.
Speaker 1: They're desperate to find these trade jobs, and there is huge,
Speaker 1: huge money in it. Oh, and no college debt. So
Speaker 1: many of these trades, their trade school will cost virtually nothing,
Speaker 1: and the freaking trade will pay for it. The little
Speaker 1: it did cost you, the trade reimburses you. Hey, you
Speaker 1: come to work for us for two years, we'll pay
Speaker 1: for that trade school for you. There's opportunity there. And
Speaker 1: the corporate world isn't near as sexy as TV makes
Speaker 1: it look. Now. People think that the TV that that
Speaker 1: the things they see in the movies and TV. I
Speaker 1: want to wear a suit and tie and work in
Speaker 1: a corner office in Manhattan, and you know I want to.
Speaker 1: I want that corporate life. Man, it's overrated. Corporate life
Speaker 1: would grind you down to the nubs. I know a
Speaker 1: lot of guys that work in corporate America. I don't
Speaker 1: know many of them who are happy. One of my
Speaker 1: neighbors is a lawyer. I know what a dirtball. One
Speaker 1: of my neighbors is a lawyer, and he really smart guy.
Speaker 1: One of these guys. You talked to him and you're like, oh, man,
Speaker 1: he's way smarter than me. Really smart guy, and he
Speaker 1: was working for a huge law firm. I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: name it, obviously, because I don't want him to get
Speaker 1: in trouble. He was working for a huge law firm,
Speaker 1: and I don't know how much money he made, but
Speaker 1: I do know that they drove two brand new BMWs.
Speaker 1: He had one and his wife had one. And he
Speaker 1: had a backyard you could play a football game in
Speaker 1: with a swimming pool. He made a ton of money,
Speaker 1: a ton of money, and he hated his life. Hated
Speaker 1: his life a couple of year years ago because he
Speaker 1: was alw whenever we'd hang out in the neighborhood. I mean,
Speaker 1: he didn't even hide it. I did one of those Hi,
Speaker 1: how are you things miserable so I'd be miserable. Hated
Speaker 1: his life. He left that big law firm and went
Speaker 1: to work at some local family law firm. I bet you.
Speaker 1: I bet you. I didn't ask him. I bet you
Speaker 1: he makes a quarter of what he used to make.
Speaker 1: He's so happy. Every time I see him, He's like, Oh,
Speaker 1: the best move I ever made. I'm so happy, best
Speaker 1: move I ever made. Don't think that corporate America is
Speaker 1: the path to happen, is all right, Jesse? I believe
Speaker 1: some time ago you mentioned your dad had a beef
Speaker 1: tenderloin recipe that was second to none. With Easter right
Speaker 1: around the corner, it might be a good time to
Speaker 1: share it, unless you're afraid it will upstage your burger
Speaker 1: and caeso recipes. By the way, I'm glad we got
Speaker 1: the chance to meet your dad on the Holy Land trip.
Speaker 1: Happy Easter to you and your family. His name is Eric.
Speaker 1: Glad we got to meet you too, brother, Yeah he did.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna mess this up, but it's gonna be
Speaker 1: close enough that it'll be fine. It'll be close enough
Speaker 1: that it could be fine. Get a tenderloin's expensive, so
Speaker 1: get a tenderloin. However, however much you can afford, get
Speaker 1: yourself beef tenderloin. Get a baking dish in a big
Speaker 1: ziplock bag, big one like one of those gallons ziplock bags,
Speaker 1: or wherever I guess you can use whatever I needed
Speaker 1: to get. Some olive oil in there, some soy sauce
Speaker 1: in there, some wor shister. That's a hard word to say.
Speaker 1: That's how you say it, right, Some wor shister sauce
Speaker 1: in there, A couple pinches of dried mustard like mustard
Speaker 1: powder in there, some parsley black pepper, The Living Daylights
Speaker 1: of it. Take a generous two or three scoops of
Speaker 1: minced garlic. Either mince it yourself or just I usually
Speaker 1: just buy it in the jar, unless all volunteers to
Speaker 1: mince it for me. Drop all that in the big
Speaker 1: ziplock bag. Give it a good old all right. The
Speaker 1: tenderloin is sitting there in the baking dish. I usually
Speaker 1: do mine forty eight to seventy two hours before I
Speaker 1: eat it. Dump that whole thing over the baking dish,
Speaker 1: cover it up in saran wrap. Pop it in the fridge.
Speaker 1: I would say eight hours at least before you cook it.
Speaker 1: Take it out of the fridge. Really important to get
Speaker 1: it back to room temperature. Don't worry, it's gonna be fine.
Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show on an amazing ask
Speaker 1: doctor Jesse Friday. I just get the I get the
Speaker 1: snickers terribly. That Gavin Newsom's wife is out there doing
Speaker 1: the best she can and destroys presidential hope.
Speaker 2: I've given our boys dolls, even if they tear the
Speaker 2: head off.
Speaker 1: Remember remember there's a chance Republicans won't be popular in
Speaker 1: twenty twenty eight, So if Democrats can just not freak
Speaker 1: out all the normies just don't be that insane. They
Speaker 1: have a chance at taking back the White House. And
Speaker 1: then there's Gavin Newsom's wife.
Speaker 2: I've given our boys dolls, even if they tear the
Speaker 2: head off, I've given them dolls to learn that care
Speaker 2: and caregiving is not just an activity that's reserved for women,
Speaker 2: but that there's also an activity that is a responsibility
Speaker 2: of men. What I've done with both my daughters and
Speaker 2: my sons is if I'm reading a book and the
Speaker 2: protagonist is a male, I just change the heat to
Speaker 2: a she, and it just normalizes for my sons. In particularly,
Speaker 2: it's not even I don't even just do it.
Speaker 3: For my girls.
Speaker 2: I do it for my sons because I want them
Speaker 2: to see that women can be the center of a story,
Speaker 2: that women matter, that women are interesting.
Speaker 1: At the end of the day, they're so exhausting, aren't they.
Speaker 1: Speaking of exhausting, I've been laughing all week that Katanji
Speaker 1: Brown Jackson arguing against birthright citizenship. I was talking about
Speaker 1: stealing somebody's wallet.
Speaker 4: You obviously have permanent allegiance based on being born in
Speaker 4: whatever country you're from. That's what everybody recognizes. But you
Speaker 4: also have local allegiance when you are on the soil
Speaker 4: of this other sovereign. And I was thinking, you know,
Speaker 4: I'm ius citizen and visiting Japan, and what it means
Speaker 4: is that, you know, if I steal someone's wallet in Japan,
Speaker 4: the Japanese authorities can arrest me and prosecute me. It's allegiance,
Speaker 4: meaning can they control you as a matter of law.
Speaker 4: I can also rely on them if my wallet is
Speaker 4: stolen to you know, under Japanese law, go and prosecute
Speaker 4: the person who has stolen it. So there's this relationship.
Speaker 1: She's so stupid, Jesse, You're good, but Chris makes you great.
Speaker 1: I listen to other shows and when they play clips,
Speaker 1: they fumble to find them, or it's seconds of silence
Speaker 1: before the incompetent producer plays it. Thanks to Chris for
Speaker 1: keeping the show great. Chris deserves no credit, absolutely no
Speaker 1: credit whatsoever. That's one two no. In all seriousness, we
Speaker 1: do two things on this show that may be a
Speaker 1: little bit different from other shows. Not saying it's the best,
Speaker 1: but it's just what we believe because again, I'm trying
Speaker 1: to make your day a little bit better. We are
Speaker 1: trying to make your day a little bit better. Maybe
Speaker 1: we've got you for fifteen minutes in traffic on the
Speaker 1: way to school, on the way home from work, just
Speaker 1: trying to make it a little bit better. So we
Speaker 1: as big of morons as we are, we are trying
Speaker 1: to do a great show for you. So we've done
Speaker 1: two things that are a little different. First of all,
Speaker 1: the sound I control it. Chris and Corey got me
Speaker 1: this sound board, which of course you've heard a thousand times. Well,
Speaker 1: the soundboard has these ones that we have on here permanently.
Speaker 5: In the Just Merciful Gut.
Speaker 1: Those are permanent ones. But then there's all these other
Speaker 1: buttons on here that have new clips that come from
Speaker 1: every day that Chris and Corey change out every day.
Speaker 1: They find some, I find some. They have me a list.
Speaker 1: If you're watching straight here, they have a list. And
Speaker 1: so you know number one is this? Number two? Is
Speaker 1: that so I have control of it? What is the
Speaker 1: point of that? That's so there's no lag when I
Speaker 1: want to play audio or when I'm trying to tell
Speaker 1: a story or something like that. Otherwise ibou have to
Speaker 1: ask Chris, ask Chris for it. There's a lag. So
Speaker 1: one thing we do that is unique is I have
Speaker 1: control of that. The second thing we do is that
Speaker 1: these two morons, when they're not screwing off, they actually
Speaker 1: pay attention when I'm talking, and if I'm going somewhere
Speaker 1: with something, they will think of clips that go along
Speaker 1: with it, and they'll start digging while I'm talking. And
Speaker 1: so you hear me do that all the time. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's right, Chris. And sometimes I don't even say anything.
Speaker 1: Sometimes he'll say I have this on the screen, and
Speaker 1: I'll say, oh, that's good. Oftentimes I'll ignore it because
Speaker 1: his ideas are stupid. But they dig up audio during
Speaker 1: it that I won't think of, and so that's not
Speaker 1: always normal. Sometimes most people don't want to control the sound.
Speaker 1: I do want to control the sound, and most producers
Speaker 1: don't care enough to actually pay attention, so they don't
Speaker 1: actually care about the job. They don't care about doing
Speaker 1: the show. That's why they've worked for ten different radio
Speaker 1: shows in ten years, just kind of meandering through the
Speaker 1: radio world, not caring enough. And that's why they're never
Speaker 1: gonna go anywhere, and they're never gonna get paid increases
Speaker 1: and never gonna get promoted. And then they'll whine about
Speaker 1: it as they're sitting there on unemployment one day. That's
Speaker 1: how it always worked. Well, Chris, it's true. You know
Speaker 1: it's true. How many people you know that that's the case.
Speaker 1: It's true. You don't pay attention, you don't get involved,
Speaker 1: you eventually get canned because you're totally replaceable, and then
Speaker 1: you're whining to your mom that you're moving back home
Speaker 1: and living inner basement. That's how it always works. That's
Speaker 1: gonna be Corey one day. What no, Chris, you know what,
Speaker 1: we got to stop picking on Corey. The Red Sox
Speaker 1: are having a tough year. Corey is a Red Sox fan.
Speaker 1: Chris and I are Astros fans. We just swept them,
Speaker 1: and I don't want to mention it anymore because Corey
Speaker 1: hasn't taken it well. Corey's upset with the management of
Speaker 1: the team. I don't think they've won a game yet.
Speaker 1: And you know what, Corey, We're not gonna talk about
Speaker 1: it anymore. That way your feelings won't be hurt no more. Chris,
Speaker 1: hang on, it is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful,
Speaker 1: Wonderful Friday, and asked doctor Jesse Friday, you can email
Speaker 1: the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com Jesse the best.
Speaker 1: The subject to this one is Japan is the best.
Speaker 1: I'm an international pilot. I just left the Pan Japan
Speaker 1: for the sixth time or so. I love going to Japan.
Speaker 1: It's the safest, most polite country I've ever been to.
Speaker 1: All the airport and hotel employees bow to us at
Speaker 1: the end of our interactions. When I first went there
Speaker 1: a couple of years ago, I remember when I was leaving,
Speaker 1: I thought, do these people know that my country knuked
Speaker 1: their country twice in like eighty years or like eighty
Speaker 1: years ago. They're amazingly pleasant people to be around. I
Speaker 1: hope we stay friends. There's well, this comes actually back
Speaker 1: to something we were discussing in the first hour when
Speaker 1: we were talking about foreigners and things like that. There
Speaker 1: are other cultures. No matter what your history is, I
Speaker 1: mean the history of your two cultures, there are other
Speaker 1: cultures where there are so many similarities in your culture.
Speaker 1: There's just a natural kinship there in Japan and the
Speaker 1: United States of America are natural allies, natural friends. But
Speaker 1: the Japanese people value so many of the things that
Speaker 1: good Americans value. Not the Communists, but good Americans value
Speaker 1: There was. There was always going to be if everything
Speaker 1: worked out. A friendship there in waiting, and I love
Speaker 1: that we have it now. I absolutely love that we
Speaker 1: have it now. I love Japan. I cannot wait to
Speaker 1: go back to Japan. I've only been once. It was
Speaker 1: in the Marine Corps, right, and I didn't have to
Speaker 1: pay for it, So I've only been once. Plus I
Speaker 1: hear they have these huge Souflay pancakes that look fantastic.
Speaker 1: They love What did you just make that face for, Chriss?
Speaker 1: Why do you have to crap on everything? What's wrong
Speaker 1: with Souflay pit? What? What? Souflays are overrated? Okay, that's fair,
Speaker 1: But did I say soufla Chris? Souflay pancakes are not Souflay's.
Speaker 1: There's obviously some sort of a difference there. I've a
Speaker 1: Dutch baby. No, isn't that when you fart and you
Speaker 1: hold your wife's head under the covers? What is that?
Speaker 1: Oh that's a Dutch oven. Oh I didn't well, I
Speaker 1: didn't know. I'm just going off my limited knowledge here. Anyway. Plus,
Speaker 1: they love beef over there in Japan. I'm a big
Speaker 1: beef eater. It's amazing. Chassey two very important questions, what's
Speaker 1: the last what's the latest status on the wall? If
Speaker 1: things go badly at the ballot box, it's the only
Speaker 1: hope keeping the border secure? And two when ordering, when
Speaker 1: ordering bar ice cream, did you at least get something
Speaker 1: like manly like Rocky Road? Did you go fully Lindsey
Speaker 1: Graham and get Rainbow Subert First, I hate to burst
Speaker 1: your bubble, but wall or no wall, if we allow
Speaker 1: the communists back in power in this country, it doesn't
Speaker 1: matter if the wall reaches outer space. They are going
Speaker 1: to bring in more foreigners than you have ever seen
Speaker 1: in your lifetime. Next time they'll knock down the wall.
Speaker 1: They'll fly them in over the wall. There is nothing
Speaker 1: stopping them. They are going to wrap your mind around this.
Speaker 1: You want to be motivated to stay involved. They are
Speaker 1: probably going to disband ice you realize that they probably will.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you this from Fox News. Listen to this.
Speaker 1: This is a story about Abigail Spanburger, the new governor
Speaker 1: of Virginia.
Speaker 3: Abigail Spamberger the worst. She's the governor of Virginia. And
Speaker 3: in just this week, there have been two additional illegal
Speaker 3: immigrant murders. There was one man who was murdered in
Speaker 3: Falls Church, Virginia with the machete. The other was murdered
Speaker 3: a three month old baby with blunt force trauma. And
Speaker 3: neither should have been in the country. And yet she's
Speaker 3: one of her very first actions when she got inaugurated
Speaker 3: was to say, I am withdrawing this Governor Youngkin policy
Speaker 3: to cooperate with ICE. We will never do that.
Speaker 1: As awful Democrats are going to try to prosecute ICE
Speaker 1: agents when they take back power. Donald Trump is likely
Speaker 1: going to have to pardon every member of ICE preemptively
Speaker 1: on his way out of office because Democrats are so
Speaker 1: sick and evil they're going to try to prosecute them.
Speaker 1: We can never allow these people to take power again.
Speaker 1: And I know our normy friends are a little sour
Speaker 1: on Republicans right now. To put it.
Speaker 6: Mildly, the lowest of his term, the lowest of his
Speaker 6: second term. We're talking about minus seventeen points, seventeen points underwater.
Speaker 6: And unlike in Donald Trump's first term, in which he
Speaker 6: was negative basically throughout his entire term, Trump actually started
Speaker 6: off in positive territory here in his second time.
Speaker 1: Okay, our normy friends are upset. I got it. We
Speaker 1: might be fighting a battle that can't totally be won
Speaker 1: in November because you, as we've talked about, independence decide elections.
Speaker 1: But we can try to mitigate those losses and try
Speaker 1: to make sure these people can't take power again. Remember this,
Speaker 1: Remember this montage I played you by Western Lensman. Even
Speaker 1: if you think these people, you know, the JB. Pritzkers
Speaker 1: and these types, even if you think they're lying that
Speaker 1: they don't want to actually arrest their political opponents, remember
Speaker 1: the Democrat base will demand it. Even if they don't
Speaker 1: want to. They understand the base will have essentially a
Speaker 1: knife at their throat demanding these things.
Speaker 7: The people in this administration who broken the law and
Speaker 7: federal agents who broken the law need to be held accountable,
Speaker 7: criminally prosecuted, civilly proscino, whatever it is that we can
Speaker 7: do for.
Speaker 8: Those that decided that it was you know that they
Speaker 8: would act in their perceived very narrow self interest and
Speaker 8: you know, take a knee to Trump. They're going to
Speaker 8: be held accountable.
Speaker 9: Do you think needs to elevate the debate but also
Speaker 9: ensure accountability, legal accountability for anyone who broke the laws.
Speaker 5: It's not about vengeance in that respect. It's not that
Speaker 5: it's simply about accountability.
Speaker 10: There are so many different corrupt, sick offents within the
Speaker 10: Trump administration, including but not limited to, within the Department
Speaker 10: of Justice. Now these people don't have immunity, and the
Speaker 10: reality is the statue of limitations is five years, and
Speaker 10: there will be accountability with the next administration, if not
Speaker 10: before when Democrats take back control of the House of Representative.
Speaker 11: One day, the Trump presidency will end. The statute limitations
Speaker 11: for these crimes, however, will extend beyond that date. And
Speaker 11: when the day comes that Donald Trump leaves a White
Speaker 11: House and the successor moves in, there'll be accountability.
Speaker 12: Will bring oversight accountability. We will subpoena the Department of Justice,
Speaker 12: but also private actors who have done these drug deals
Speaker 12: with the administration's college campuses, entertainment companies, law firms, and
Speaker 12: so accountability is comming.
Speaker 1: They're going to arrest everybody, They're going to sue everybody everything.
Speaker 9: So to be clear, the next president, whether it's President
Speaker 9: Newsom or someone else, you think, needs to elevate the debate,
Speaker 9: but also ensure accountability, legal accountability for anyone who broke
Speaker 9: the law.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, I think you have to knit that back.
Speaker 1: And you have to do both because you because you,
Speaker 1: by definition, are doing both. It's not weaponizing grievance. It's
Speaker 1: not pursuing retribution in the spirit that defines Trump and
Speaker 1: trump Ism. It's not about vengeance in that respect. It's
Speaker 1: not that.
Speaker 7: It's simply about accountability that the chips fall where they may.
Speaker 5: The Democrats are going to investigate you to no end.
Speaker 5: Then they're gonna start going after you. Then they're gonna
Speaker 5: start figuring out where all the money stolen it. It's
Speaker 5: then they gonna go after you. Stupid jacket kids, and
Speaker 5: they're spousers and all of the bullek that you see,
Speaker 5: and they're gona investigate you out of you.
Speaker 1: It's not like they're hiding it. They're screaming it from
Speaker 1: the rooftops. I know you're upset with Republicans. They can't
Speaker 1: pass Save Act, they won't do this, they won't do that.
Speaker 1: Maybe the warning ran has you angry. I understand all
Speaker 1: that all completely valid. It can always get worse, and
Speaker 1: I promise you it will if Democrats are allowed to
Speaker 1: take power again. It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final
Speaker 1: second of The Jesse Kelly Show. As we go into
Speaker 1: a Resurrection Day weekend in Easter weekend, get your butt
Speaker 1: to church and celebrate the resurrection of our Lord and
Speaker 1: Savior this weekend. Okay, Also our delivery driver he needs
Speaker 1: to go to church badly. So We've got a situation
Speaker 1: here at studio and I'm not a hundred percent sure
Speaker 1: on what I should do about it. So we ordered
Speaker 1: some food. Case you're wondering, we got Little Caesar's coming.
Speaker 1: We ordered some Little Caesar's. Driver sends me a message
Speaker 1: on the app. This is as we speak. He says,
Speaker 1: I'm waiting for your order. I texted him back a
Speaker 1: little thumbs up during the commercial break. Then he sends this,
Speaker 1: I do not understand why we always have to wait
Speaker 1: too long here in this pizza real So in the
Speaker 1: interest of not having our pizza spit in, I texted
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, But then he gave me this. I've wasted
Speaker 1: twenty minutes. Now we're having an internal argument here. Do
Speaker 1: we need to be concerned about the potential tampering of
Speaker 1: our food? Chris said, check it. We can check it,
Speaker 1: but it's not our fault. Am I Do I have
Speaker 1: to do something here?
Speaker 6: Is this?
Speaker 1: Chris would be the one to ask. You think he's
Speaker 1: just asking for money. Maybe he's, but I already gave
Speaker 1: him a good tip. I mean I could toss him
Speaker 1: another couple bucks or something that Chris quit being such
Speaker 1: a cheap skate. But I know I already gave him
Speaker 1: a good tip. I don't want my pizza spit in. Man,
Speaker 1: it's worth a couple bucks, and he has been. You
Speaker 1: know what, Chris, I'm doing it right now. I'm giving
Speaker 1: a little extra tip just for the fact that he's
Speaker 1: wasted so much time there. This is completely unprofessional. Let's
Speaker 1: laugh at Gavin Newsom's wife while we do this.
Speaker 2: I've given our boys dolls, even if they tear the
Speaker 2: head off. I've given them dolls to learn that care
Speaker 2: and caregiving is not just an activity that's reserved for women,
Speaker 2: but that there is also an activity that is a
Speaker 2: responsibility of men. What I've done with both my daughters
Speaker 2: and my son.
Speaker 1: Sorry, we can stop now. I already sent a tip.
Speaker 1: We're good to go. Hey, Jesse, I live behind enemy
Speaker 1: lines in northern Virginia, and over the last twenty years,
Speaker 1: I've seen my home slowly taken over by commies. The
Speaker 1: fact that young Gin and Sears won their election, tells
Speaker 1: me there's still some hope. Am I delusional? What signs
Speaker 1: would you look for that say the state is lost? Look,
Speaker 1: I said, he loves the show. I'm always tempted to
Speaker 1: say Virginia is lost, but then I'm hesitant because I
Speaker 1: know that rural Virginia is so red and so beautiful.
Speaker 1: People do not understand the beauty of Virginia. It's a
Speaker 1: gorgeous state. I don't ever want to tell you all
Speaker 1: hope is lost. And you did just have Glenn Youngkin. Now,
Speaker 1: there was a bit of an outlier there, and that
Speaker 1: was that the previous governor managed to say on camera
Speaker 1: that parents shouldn't have a say in their kids education.
Speaker 1: He basically ran himself out of the race, which allowed
Speaker 1: Youngkin to come in. Youngin stepped in Youngin made some
Speaker 1: things better. Then you lost again. I am I'm not
Speaker 1: in Virginia and I was not involved in the Virginia
Speaker 1: gubernatorial race. But I heard from multiple people that win
Speaker 1: some Seers didn't run a good race. I cannot confirm
Speaker 1: that I like winso Seers. I think she's cool, but
Speaker 1: I heard she did not raise good money, that she
Speaker 1: did not campaign well. And every race tells its own tale.
Speaker 1: I always tell you that, you know, even in the
Speaker 1: midterms which are coming up, every race has its own story. Yes,
Speaker 1: we can look, we can look at trends, we can
Speaker 1: take a step back, and while we lost thirty seeds,
Speaker 1: but each and every race is going to have its
Speaker 1: own candidate, and there are you can run into a
Speaker 1: buzzsaw where you have a Democrat candidate who doesn't hide
Speaker 1: the fact that they're the spawn of Satan, and at
Speaker 1: the same time you have a Republican candidate who maybe
Speaker 1: can't raise money, or is unorganized, or or gets caught
Speaker 1: up in some kind of a scandal or Look, sometimes
Speaker 1: the winds just blow against you, and sometimes the winds
Speaker 1: are blowing with you. Just I don't want to tell
Speaker 1: you Virginia's I don't want to believe it. Jesse, whatever
Speaker 1: happened to Mayorcus? He was one of the biggest perpse
Speaker 1: in the last administration, was he? And it's not that
Speaker 1: I need any more help to hate Mayorcis anymore than
Speaker 1: I already do. And look, we all want to see
Speaker 1: Mayorcis put in prison because he took over the Department
Speaker 1: of the Homeland Security, Department of homeland security and then
Speaker 1: opened up the border to the country let a bunch
Speaker 1: of terrorists and scumbags in. So yes, he should go
Speaker 1: to prison, but let's always keep this in mind. He
Speaker 1: was ordered to do it. Mayorcists. Didn't do anything that
Speaker 1: the Biden administration didn't order him to do. And the
Speaker 1: ugly truth is that if you allow Democrats in power, now,
Speaker 1: they're going to do these things and there's no stopping it.
Speaker 1: You can yell and scream, but if these people take power,
Speaker 1: this is what they're going to do. They are going
Speaker 1: to let criminals out of prison, they are going to
Speaker 1: bring as many foreigners into the country as possible. They
Speaker 1: are going to try to move the communist revolution forward,
Speaker 1: and nothing can stop them. The only thing you can
Speaker 1: do is keep them out of power. It's the only
Speaker 1: thing we can do. We have to keep them out
Speaker 1: of power until the Democrat Party stops its anti American ways,
Speaker 1: stops trying to burn the country down. Then we have
Speaker 1: no other choice. All right, all right, Jessie, I know
Speaker 1: he was put between a rock and a hard place,
Speaker 1: But don't you think Governor Abbott is at least partially
Speaker 1: responsible fulfilling cities with the legals across the country. You know,
Speaker 1: I've been very critical of Greg Abbott and I always
Speaker 1: will be. But it was actually one of the more
Speaker 1: brilliant thing political campaign stunts I've ever seen. Throw the
Speaker 1: foreigners on a bus and send them up to the
Speaker 1: blue areas and you people deal with them.
Speaker 4: It was.
Speaker 1: It was pretty good. Now he sucks at a bunch of
Speaker 1: other things, but that he is what it is. Now,
Speaker 1: put your phone down, go enjoy your weekend, Go celebrate
Speaker 1: the resurrection of Jesus as you should. The greatest day
Speaker 1: in history. We're about to celebrate it. That's all.