1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:02,920 Speaker 1: So this is really cool. If you missed the show yesterday, 2 00:00:02,920 --> 00:00:05,800 Speaker 1: you missus kind of talking about it. But we're currently 3 00:00:05,880 --> 00:00:09,879 Speaker 1: on the road. We're hanging out and Detroit, Michigan, of 4 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:13,640 Speaker 1: all places, freezing over here. But I hear that. 5 00:00:13,640 --> 00:00:17,080 Speaker 2: It's a little cold where you are too. But I'm 6 00:00:17,079 --> 00:00:19,320 Speaker 2: excited to get back to that little cold and get 7 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:22,120 Speaker 2: away from this lot of cold and a lot of snow. 8 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:27,360 Speaker 2: With us being here, we have an event called jingle Ball. 9 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:33,360 Speaker 2: It's happening here in Detroit tonight. And the crazy thing 10 00:00:33,520 --> 00:00:37,120 Speaker 2: is is Ashley for some reason, thought it was a 11 00:00:37,159 --> 00:00:38,320 Speaker 2: good idea to. 12 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:42,600 Speaker 1: Book a hair appointment. Yeah, you wanted to book a 13 00:00:42,680 --> 00:00:45,040 Speaker 1: hair appointment, and Jamie, here, hold on, let me because 14 00:00:45,159 --> 00:00:47,240 Speaker 1: sometimes I want to play sound effects and be annoying, 15 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:51,120 Speaker 1: So let me take over this page real quick. Hold on, Actually, 16 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:54,240 Speaker 1: let's do a sound effect test real quick. Here we go. Ready, 17 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:56,920 Speaker 1: stip stop, stip stop, stip stop. Oh good, it's. 18 00:00:58,520 --> 00:00:58,680 Speaker 3: Here. 19 00:00:58,680 --> 00:01:01,400 Speaker 1: Wait, let me try another one. Wag him white boy? 20 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:14,480 Speaker 4: Okay, white boy. 21 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:15,839 Speaker 1: We got to make note of that one. I didn't 22 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:21,399 Speaker 1: even know that we had that. Ashley, you thought it 23 00:01:21,440 --> 00:01:24,399 Speaker 1: was a good idea to book a hair point a day, 24 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:29,400 Speaker 1: but not only see that's not it. When did you 25 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:30,880 Speaker 1: contact these people to buy? 26 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:34,600 Speaker 5: I contacted, well, the first girl. It's three people. Now, okay, 27 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:38,760 Speaker 5: the first girl I contacted, I want to say, what 28 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:39,080 Speaker 5: was that? 29 00:01:39,240 --> 00:01:39,280 Speaker 2: Like? 30 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:42,560 Speaker 5: Two weeks ago Thanksgiving? So I contacted her, then scheduled 31 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:45,840 Speaker 5: the appointment, and then she didn't pick up yesterday because 32 00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:48,080 Speaker 5: I'm like, she's now doing hair at home, so she 33 00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:51,680 Speaker 5: hasn't seen me her address, and the hair appointment is today. 34 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:53,559 Speaker 5: So we were in the car yesterday and I'm like, guys, 35 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:55,440 Speaker 5: I don't think this girl is going to reply and 36 00:01:55,560 --> 00:01:57,120 Speaker 5: do my hair. So what am I going to do? 37 00:01:57,120 --> 00:01:59,440 Speaker 5: I'm freaking out? So I go on Instagram and I 38 00:01:59,440 --> 00:02:01,800 Speaker 5: find another girl. I booked an appointment today. But these 39 00:02:01,840 --> 00:02:04,640 Speaker 5: two girls could have easily ruined my big moment for 40 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:05,240 Speaker 5: jingle Ball. 41 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:11,280 Speaker 1: So you got blown off? I did. I didn't know 42 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:13,360 Speaker 1: like that. I thought you were trying to book a 43 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:18,160 Speaker 1: hair appointment. Yes, no, bro, I got them for no. 44 00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:20,959 Speaker 5: Literally, My last text message said I'm coming in on Tuesday, 45 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:23,360 Speaker 5: can you do my hair? She was like cool, cool, 46 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:25,520 Speaker 5: I got you. I'm doing hair at my house now, 47 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:29,000 Speaker 5: and I said thank you. This was on November twenty fifth, 48 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:32,799 Speaker 5: and then yesterday, December eighth, I go, hey, what's your address? 49 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:34,120 Speaker 5: I'll be there after the show. 50 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:38,200 Speaker 1: No text, that's something guys don't really have to worry about. 51 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:41,760 Speaker 6: No, no, we don't have. I feel like for guy services. 52 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:45,520 Speaker 6: Actually we really don't get a flake unless it's a 53 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:49,239 Speaker 6: family emergency from them, Like a legitimate family emergency from them. 54 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:53,480 Speaker 6: I mean Joe, our Barbara, Kyle. He's never once flaked 55 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:55,760 Speaker 6: on us. He might, he might. He won't even text 56 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:58,560 Speaker 6: you if he's running light and hey I'm so sorry, 57 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:01,280 Speaker 6: and he'll text you like an hour before, hey I'm 58 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:02,880 Speaker 6: running behind. 59 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:05,519 Speaker 5: No, I you guys got a good I will literally 60 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:07,239 Speaker 5: go to an appointment. I know other girls probably have 61 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:09,440 Speaker 5: done this, gone to an appointment, sat there waiting on 62 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:11,880 Speaker 5: the hairstylist, just to get a text message to say, hey, 63 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:14,680 Speaker 5: I need to rebook you after you've already taken your 64 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:15,079 Speaker 5: hair down. 65 00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:17,960 Speaker 1: If they do that, that's free. Uh no, free haircut. 66 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:21,480 Speaker 1: No mind you with saying have a free haircut. Oh no, 67 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:24,040 Speaker 1: but listen to this. You've probably made a deposit. 68 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:25,760 Speaker 5: A lot of girls have to make a deposit to 69 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:27,880 Speaker 5: get their hair done, and it's like a thirty dollars 70 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:31,000 Speaker 5: deposit that you. It's not refundable. So if they cancel, 71 00:03:31,639 --> 00:03:34,280 Speaker 5: what are you gonna do? Now you're upset and I'm upset. 72 00:03:34,920 --> 00:03:36,480 Speaker 6: So you're out thirty bucks? 73 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:38,760 Speaker 5: Yeah, because I made it because I had to put 74 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:39,280 Speaker 5: a deposit. 75 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:43,080 Speaker 6: You know sometimes deposits no, because they'll put a like 76 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:44,920 Speaker 6: a hold on your hotel room when you're checking out 77 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:45,720 Speaker 6: hair and they. 78 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:49,200 Speaker 5: Take your money. Right, Yeah, it is. I think it's 79 00:03:49,240 --> 00:03:51,480 Speaker 5: this total scam. But hopefully this girl doesn't. 80 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:53,760 Speaker 6: Well, you won't never have to cut somebody's hair. You 81 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:56,960 Speaker 6: could literally just go around and start saying, hey, deposit, deposit, deposit, 82 00:03:57,040 --> 00:03:58,080 Speaker 6: and it happens. 83 00:03:58,200 --> 00:03:58,840 Speaker 1: It happens. 84 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:02,200 Speaker 5: Some women have literally built their career off of just 85 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:03,400 Speaker 5: taking money off deposits. 86 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:06,560 Speaker 1: In other words, it's very inconvenient being a woman. It is, 87 00:04:06,720 --> 00:04:10,160 Speaker 1: so be a happier guy. There's not anything inconvenient about 88 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:12,560 Speaker 1: being a guy, not at all. I don't think that 89 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:16,520 Speaker 1: there's literally anything eight four ninety ninety three. If you 90 00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:19,480 Speaker 1: can think of one thing that's inconvenient about being a guy, 91 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:21,760 Speaker 1: and then I'll tell you that you're wrong, I'll tell 92 00:04:21,760 --> 00:04:22,400 Speaker 1: you why you're wrong. 93 00:04:22,520 --> 00:04:25,000 Speaker 6: We have to sign up for selective service. It's about 94 00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:25,799 Speaker 6: the only thing. 95 00:04:27,839 --> 00:04:33,240 Speaker 1: When's the last time they use selective service the seventies. Yes, 96 00:04:33,320 --> 00:04:34,000 Speaker 1: so I think we're going to. 97 00:04:34,080 --> 00:04:35,920 Speaker 6: Talk about it, but they still do it. 98 00:04:36,839 --> 00:04:40,840 Speaker 1: What else is there? We get to pee while standing up. 99 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:44,280 Speaker 5: So you can go anywhere. You actually can walk outside 100 00:04:44,279 --> 00:04:45,799 Speaker 5: in the dark and not be afraid. 101 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:47,919 Speaker 1: It takes two seconds to wash our hair. 102 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:49,960 Speaker 5: You can walk on a public street and not worried 103 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,760 Speaker 5: about getting cat called unless you have an ass. 104 00:04:52,680 --> 00:04:57,040 Speaker 1: Like, oh you got a wagon back then? Oh yeah, 105 00:04:57,600 --> 00:05:02,000 Speaker 1: oh yeah, a big old that's what I've got back, 106 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:05,000 Speaker 1: white boy. That one really didn't apply. 107 00:05:05,760 --> 00:05:08,640 Speaker 5: You can vacation by yourself and not have to worry 108 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:10,599 Speaker 5: about someone human trafficking you. 109 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:16,840 Speaker 1: Well, let's see if it asked like million, Well, you're right, 110 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:20,359 Speaker 1: you're right, you're right, you're right. What else? 111 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:24,599 Speaker 5: It's probably just every day to day thing that you 112 00:05:24,640 --> 00:05:26,800 Speaker 5: guys do that you don't realize how blessed you are 113 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:27,760 Speaker 5: that women can't. 114 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:30,880 Speaker 6: Women and children are always the first ones on the lifeboats. 115 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:42,440 Speaker 1: That might be the only thing you guys say, who's this, Hey, Zach, 116 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:46,159 Speaker 1: what's the most inconvenient thing about being a man? I'm 117 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:48,840 Speaker 1: trying to figure it out. I can't find out, you know, 118 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:52,440 Speaker 1: any answer truthfully, Joe, let me. 119 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:54,920 Speaker 3: Tell you one thing first. I'm a first time caller, 120 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:55,960 Speaker 3: just to start. 121 00:05:55,640 --> 00:05:59,120 Speaker 1: Off, but going, hold on, hold on, I got to 122 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:01,080 Speaker 1: sound it. Hold on, Oh wait, wait, wait, hold on. 123 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:10,479 Speaker 1: Let me pluge it, let me glug it. And it's 124 00:06:10,480 --> 00:06:12,600 Speaker 1: a big deal, the big deal. 125 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:16,120 Speaker 3: I love the jump, I love the thank you. 126 00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:22,920 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you like that trumpet? How about this one? 127 00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:29,400 Speaker 3: That one's even better, very talented. The worst thing about 128 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:31,520 Speaker 3: being a man, Joe's having to carry the weight to 129 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:32,280 Speaker 3: two people. 130 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:37,400 Speaker 1: In other words, a man has to wait. No, I'm 131 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:38,960 Speaker 1: not even going to say in other words, because someone 132 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:40,760 Speaker 1: will clip that and play it and make it seem 133 00:06:40,839 --> 00:06:44,000 Speaker 1: like I said it. No, And does your wife and 134 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:46,640 Speaker 1: or girlfriend listen? And is she about to be super 135 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:47,359 Speaker 1: mad that you said that? 136 00:06:48,560 --> 00:06:49,839 Speaker 3: You know it? Brother? 137 00:06:50,680 --> 00:06:50,920 Speaker 5: Yeah? 138 00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:53,680 Speaker 1: Actually, do you agree with that? No? 139 00:06:55,680 --> 00:06:57,200 Speaker 3: Come on now, Actually. 140 00:06:57,960 --> 00:07:03,599 Speaker 1: I can't bro. Why not? I can't bro? Give me 141 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:06,200 Speaker 1: another Give me another one, all right? Zach says that, 142 00:07:06,520 --> 00:07:09,800 Speaker 1: and Jed shaking his head, he completely agrees. Give me 143 00:07:09,840 --> 00:07:10,280 Speaker 1: another one. 144 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:17,280 Speaker 3: Another one would be let's see the fact that we. 145 00:07:17,360 --> 00:07:19,240 Speaker 1: Have to we have to do majority of the work 146 00:07:19,280 --> 00:07:23,320 Speaker 1: while we make love. No, I don't I don't know 147 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:29,520 Speaker 1: if that's necessarily. I think it's it's j throwing me 148 00:07:29,520 --> 00:07:36,240 Speaker 1: into the bus the other one. Give me another one. Well, 149 00:07:36,280 --> 00:07:36,880 Speaker 1: I'll say this. 150 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:39,920 Speaker 6: Men dig all the ditches. Men do all the electrical work, Megan, 151 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:42,000 Speaker 6: do all the construction, they do all the brick paving, 152 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:43,920 Speaker 6: They do all the hard working jobs. And make sure 153 00:07:43,960 --> 00:07:45,280 Speaker 6: your internet stays online. 154 00:07:45,400 --> 00:07:48,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't really think that that's true. Majority of 155 00:07:50,040 --> 00:07:52,280 Speaker 1: construction workers who are females outside of Earth. 156 00:07:53,200 --> 00:07:55,760 Speaker 6: Do you think the percentage of of workers is that 157 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:57,720 Speaker 6: it's construction workers male to female? 158 00:07:58,120 --> 00:07:58,960 Speaker 1: Do you know it? 159 00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:00,840 Speaker 6: It's like it's probably like sixty or seventy. 160 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:01,880 Speaker 1: Why do you hate women? 161 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:06,080 Speaker 6: Why do you hate facts? 162 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:13,280 Speaker 1: Holy crap, I thought he said something else. I'm not saying. 163 00:08:14,760 --> 00:08:15,120 Speaker 6: I did not. 164 00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:20,320 Speaker 1: Huh. 165 00:08:18,640 --> 00:08:22,679 Speaker 5: Yeah, women are making up to about ten to twelve 166 00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:24,080 Speaker 5: percent of overall workforce. 167 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:26,000 Speaker 1: That's a big deal. That's a big deal. 168 00:08:26,240 --> 00:08:28,480 Speaker 3: At Ashley, I just want to I want to finish 169 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:31,800 Speaker 3: by saying, I love you so much, but you're wrong 170 00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:32,280 Speaker 3: about that. 171 00:08:34,120 --> 00:08:35,520 Speaker 1: As long as you love me, I can be wrong. 172 00:08:35,520 --> 00:08:38,320 Speaker 5: I can take that if you want me to be wrong, Zach, 173 00:08:38,520 --> 00:08:38,880 Speaker 5: I'm a. 174 00:08:38,880 --> 00:08:41,520 Speaker 1: Great call and call him more often. 175 00:08:41,720 --> 00:08:46,120 Speaker 3: Call Hey, I appreciate you guys. I listen every morning. 176 00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:49,080 Speaker 3: I'm on my way to go work out at SpaceX 177 00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:51,559 Speaker 3: right now out at the Cape. I'm a well at 178 00:08:51,559 --> 00:08:55,480 Speaker 3: the out at the platform. So no way, you guys 179 00:08:55,559 --> 00:08:58,160 Speaker 3: know that that I listen to you guys every morning, 180 00:08:58,200 --> 00:09:00,439 Speaker 3: and you give me the motivation I need get out 181 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:02,640 Speaker 3: there and get to work and do what I gotta do. 182 00:09:02,720 --> 00:09:06,120 Speaker 3: Every morning. I love listening to you guys. You motivate me, 183 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:08,360 Speaker 3: you make me laugh every morning, and you get me 184 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:10,080 Speaker 3: up and going. So thank you all for that. 185 00:09:10,559 --> 00:09:13,800 Speaker 1: Thank you, brother, I really appreciate you. One last question 186 00:09:13,880 --> 00:09:16,840 Speaker 1: and by the way, that was awesome, and seriously, thank 187 00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:20,920 Speaker 1: you so much. Best seven dollars I've ever spent. What's 188 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:22,600 Speaker 1: it like working for Elon Musk? 189 00:09:24,240 --> 00:09:26,600 Speaker 3: Hey, you listen to be honest with you, man, he's 190 00:09:26,640 --> 00:09:29,240 Speaker 3: a really down to earth guy. Whenever you get to 191 00:09:29,280 --> 00:09:33,120 Speaker 3: know him. All all the media and the clout and everything, 192 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:37,160 Speaker 3: it's nothing when it comes to actually getting to know 193 00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:37,600 Speaker 3: the guy. 194 00:09:38,280 --> 00:09:40,280 Speaker 1: They're fake news. The media doesn't know. 195 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:45,920 Speaker 3: I like, all right, it's like everybody, just like everybody says, 196 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:48,160 Speaker 3: you guys ain't the number one radio station. It's all 197 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:49,240 Speaker 3: fake news. 198 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:57,000 Speaker 1: I'll talk to you later, Zach