Speaker 1: Older couple. Right, they've been married for fifty years older couples.
Speaker 1: Here's what I can tell you about the about the couple,
Speaker 1: they've been married for for fifty years. Over fifty years.
Speaker 1: So they're in there. They're in their early seventies.
Speaker 2: The husband in the in the in the what you
Speaker 2: call it in the in the relationship, and I don't
Speaker 2: know how this is possible. The husband in the relationship
Speaker 2: has never been to a bar.
Speaker 3: So sat at a bar, at a restaurant, or gone
Speaker 3: to like what is only a bar?
Speaker 1: I have never been to a bar?
Speaker 4: Is it?
Speaker 3: Hold on? Is it like someone is Mormon? Like is
Speaker 3: it for religious reasons?
Speaker 1: No? No, no, no no.
Speaker 2: I just think he just doesn't do it. Okay, now, yes,
Speaker 2: I understand what he's saying. You go to like in Chili's,
Speaker 2: there's a bar there, but like he's never gone, He's
Speaker 2: never gone it sat at the bar.
Speaker 1: He just he's never been to a bar. Okay, Okay.
Speaker 2: The wife, she's also in her early seventies. She is
Speaker 2: like he says that, according to him, she's not ashamed
Speaker 2: of her body, but she doesn't love it. She's in
Speaker 2: her mid seventies.
Speaker 1: They're in their mid seventies. There's not a lot of
Speaker 1: sex that's going on. Things are wrinkled, things are dried.
Speaker 3: Set my food aside.
Speaker 2: But the but the man is like, hey, I still
Speaker 2: enjoy some nudity. What tyler who says that the what
Speaker 2: seeing nudity sounds like something I would say, I guess
Speaker 2: the No.
Speaker 1: He's still enjoyed, he's still enjoy seeing the naked body.
Speaker 1: But she doesn't. She's she's not thrilled with her body.
Speaker 2: She's like, I feel old, I feel wrinkly, I feel dry,
Speaker 2: and there's there's there's no real intimacy, like from a
Speaker 2: sex standpoint, they still love.
Speaker 1: Each other very much. What is the wife's suggestion? No? No, no,
Speaker 1: What is the wife's suggestion? Go cheat? No, you're not
Speaker 1: gonna go cheat.
Speaker 3: I guess not cheating.
Speaker 1: Oh he's not looking for sex.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, Well he said he enjoyed nudity.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe he maybe just want to see it. What
Speaker 2: you say, let's go to a strip club with her? Yeah,
Speaker 2: but now he's flipping out because he's like, I've.
Speaker 3: Never been to a bar much less than.
Speaker 4: So.
Speaker 1: This guy's like, I don't know, like I'm all in.
Speaker 1: What do I do? I just don't know what to do.
Speaker 3: If he goes to the strip club and then decides, well,
Speaker 3: I should check out these bars, he's gonna be very disappointed.
Speaker 2: First of all, could you imagine seeing listen, do I
Speaker 2: think that there are old men that go to strip clubs?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I bet if you walk in as grandma and grandpa
Speaker 1: into a strip club, it's like a record's correct.
Speaker 2: Well, first of all, yeah, I'd break my neck snapping
Speaker 2: over there to look. I bet they get taken care of,
Speaker 2: like I bet the I bet the dancers love them,
Speaker 2: love them.
Speaker 3: No threat. It's like their own grandparents are there, without
Speaker 3: the awkward uh interaction between you and your grandparents.
Speaker 2: Of course, now I will tell you this, I can't imagine.
Speaker 2: And if everybody, if anybody says that it's first time
Speaker 2: you've been to a strip club.
Speaker 3: Correct, Yeah, I went to Ballard's Bachelor.
Speaker 2: Don't act like, oh yeah, I live it would which
Speaker 2: was twenty some years ago. The yeah, but remember that's
Speaker 2: when that's when shot got such a boner that the
Speaker 2: the dancer was trying to unzip his pants with her teeth,
Speaker 2: but the lump in his pants was so big she
Speaker 2: couldn't get the zipper up the hill.
Speaker 3: Them rivets were screaming.
Speaker 2: Oh those pants were tight, and then he lumped up.
Speaker 2: She's like, I can't get this, undude.
Speaker 3: Is your point that even I.
Speaker 1: No, no, no.
Speaker 2: What I was going to say is that was that
Speaker 2: the first strip club you've ever been to?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Isn't Vixen's the only strip club I've ever been to?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, was it?
Speaker 3: I didn't know you when you went to Camelot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. That was my that was my bachelor.
Speaker 2: That was also not the first strip club I've been to.
Speaker 2: Oh aren't you? No, But I was going to say,
Speaker 2: first time you go to a strip club as a
Speaker 2: young man or as a young woman.
Speaker 1: It's awkward. It is awkward.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not exactly shatter Well, yeah, you're not exactly
Speaker 2: sure like you've heard.
Speaker 1: Stories, Yeah, but you're not exactly.
Speaker 3: Don't feel comfortable?
Speaker 2: No, no, I don't even mean like you don't feel comfortable, like,
Speaker 2: oh am I supposed to be in here?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a business.
Speaker 2: Do you feel that way when you walk into seven eleven.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying that, like there's stuff going on where
Speaker 2: you're like, I didn't know whoa I don't know what?
Speaker 2: What do I do? What do I do? You get
Speaker 2: a lap dance? I don't know where to put my hands?
Speaker 2: Why is her leg on my shoulder? Like, there's a
Speaker 2: lot of stuff that can go on in there that
Speaker 2: if you've never been, it's awkward. Now you go a
Speaker 2: couple of times, a lot of times or whatever, it's
Speaker 2: not as awkward if it's awkward when you're twenty one
Speaker 2: or twenty two years old, What is it like when
Speaker 2: you're seventy man and you walk in and you're like, well,
Speaker 2: first of all, I've never been to I've never been
Speaker 2: to this utopia, but I wouldn't.
Speaker 1: Know, Like what am I supposed to?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: That's awkward?
Speaker 3: I bet the twenty year olds that are at the
Speaker 3: old fake it till you make it exactly right?
Speaker 1: No, whendn't you think so?
Speaker 3: So what is the is the point of bringing up
Speaker 3: that he's never been to a bar? It's just to say, like,
Speaker 3: going out is not his thing and this for him
Speaker 3: is so out there.
Speaker 2: I've never been to a bar let alone one where
Speaker 2: there's naked women.
Speaker 3: So it's just kind of that's a baseline.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well I think it, Yeah, I don't think it's
Speaker 2: you know, hey, listen, I've been to plenty of bars,
Speaker 2: and I've been out and people are kind of like,
Speaker 2: you know, going and stuff like that, and you know,
Speaker 2: everybody's a little tipsy and having fun. Now, just throw
Speaker 2: in a couple of women that are dancing to some
Speaker 2: great songs like you Can. I think that's an easier
Speaker 2: leap than I've never even really been to a bar. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but like that, a bar at a restaurant is much
Speaker 2: different than a strip club bar.
Speaker 3: But I don't even like when we went, I don't
Speaker 3: even remember drinking, you know, I just feel like I do.
Speaker 3: It was so shocking, it was so shocky, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what else was shocking? She couldn't she
Speaker 2: couldn't get a shock zipper uphill. Yeah, and remember we
Speaker 2: remember we went in the shower room Elliott.
Speaker 3: What everyone knows what happened with individuals that night.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Roach got all that chocolate, melted chocolate.
Speaker 3: All over him allegedly.
Speaker 1: It wasn't alleged. Katie got furious, but.
Speaker 3: Didn't Ballard go up on stage.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought he broke his d because no, no, no,
Speaker 2: because they sat him in a chair up on stage.
Speaker 1: And a girl.
Speaker 2: The stage didn't look that long, but that's that was
Speaker 2: a runway of like one hundred yards.
Speaker 1: She went running and she may have done a triple
Speaker 1: flip in the air and landed.
Speaker 2: Like like Ballard is sitting this way. She landed facing him,
Speaker 2: crunched down. I was like, oh my god, you just
Speaker 2: broke his penis. Like that was amazing.
Speaker 1: That good. What that girl did was amazing.
Speaker 2: And remember it was like, oh, take his belt off,
Speaker 2: and they pulled his pants down so they could spank
Speaker 2: his ass with his belt.
Speaker 3: I remember the belt.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that was hysterical. I was like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: get it. Rout No.
Speaker 2: I was saying to Roach, you still have all this
Speaker 2: chocolate on your shirt, and.
Speaker 1: Shock, you still have a big boner. Talk to it,
Speaker 1: make it go down.
Speaker 2: But remember that, And also like, do you remember the
Speaker 2: other big thing, the other big transformation from that night
Speaker 2: transformation that was the last time I saw Chucky that
Speaker 2: big because remember.
Speaker 1: He lost a ton of way.
Speaker 3: That's right, he was on that school bus as well.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: All I remember is I don't like, did we we
Speaker 2: left from here?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 3: We did?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I just remember because we were on a party
Speaker 1: bus or did.
Speaker 2: We or did we go were we We were definitely
Speaker 2: on a bus.
Speaker 1: We were like a sh We went from dinner.
Speaker 2: We went from dinner. I don't remember where dinner was.
Speaker 2: I remember dinner being more expensive than I thought it
Speaker 2: would be. The but we went from dinner, and all
Speaker 2: I remember is we were pulling back into that restaurant
Speaker 2: to get our cars at like four in the morning.
Speaker 1: That bus was not the one. That's all I remember.
Speaker 2: Yes, that song was blaring, and I remember looking around
Speaker 2: that bus going this is a pathetic movie. Shock still
Speaker 2: has a big boner, Judge's feet don't reach the ground,
Speaker 2: Roach roaches to figure out how to explain chocolate all
Speaker 2: over his shirt.
Speaker 1: And Ballad's got a broke penis uh not the one?
Speaker 1: And that's all that was blaring.
Speaker 3: So we're we listening to the station movie.
Speaker 1: Like this ain't the hangover people. That was horrible. It
Speaker 1: was fun. I had a great time, man, I had
Speaker 1: the best time.
Speaker 3: Hey, if anything, if this gentleman's listening, you're terrifying him.
Speaker 1: But this poor guy, I gotta be on a.
Speaker 3: Bus listener in a voodoo But.
Speaker 1: This poor guy seventy years old.
Speaker 3: But don't say poor guy that he's never been to one.
Speaker 3: You just don't want him, well, you don't want him
Speaker 3: to be unhappy in his relationship, first and foremost right.
Speaker 3: I hate that for the couple, absolutely, But you also
Speaker 3: then don't want somebody pushing you to something you're so
Speaker 3: scared to try.
Speaker 1: But he likes nudity, No, he does. That's why they
Speaker 1: ended up. That's why the wife was like, we should
Speaker 1: go to a strip club.
Speaker 3: Huh. I'm shocked that he didn't want to opt for like, oh,
Speaker 3: you know what, I won't be uncomfortable just watching porn
Speaker 3: on the laptop. Let's dip my toe in that way.
Speaker 3: I don't recall though, from that night, and I certainly
Speaker 3: agree with you. There are older patrons at surf clubs,
Speaker 3: of course, but maybe we were just so focused on
Speaker 3: each other. I don't remember walking in there and seeing
Speaker 3: like an elderly customer, do you?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I mean nothing comes to mind, Like, I don't remember
Speaker 2: walking in going like, oh my god, that guy's gonna.
Speaker 1: Have a heart attack heep balls here.
Speaker 3: But you said you had been to surf clubs before.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 3: Do you remember ever seeing someone I mean was taken
Speaker 3: care of just because they were so much older?
Speaker 1: I mean, now that I think about it, like they're
Speaker 1: they're like I remember like.
Speaker 2: In Houston strip clubs are they are? They are the
Speaker 2: size of like I don't know how big the new
Speaker 2: Commander Stadium is going to be, but you could fit
Speaker 2: it inside of a strip club. And I'm telling you
Speaker 2: some of the best steaks that you'll ever eat are
Speaker 2: at strip clubs in complementary the But I can remember,
Speaker 2: you know, being seventeen, eighteen, nineteen years old going to
Speaker 2: the strip clubs and they're being like older people. But
Speaker 2: it like when you're like, let's just say I'm nineteen
Speaker 2: years old, if somebody's like fifty.
Speaker 3: You're like Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2: So like, I don't know if I remember seeing, like,
Speaker 2: you know, an eighty year old going in there with
Speaker 2: a limp, probably limp because he's stiff. But the I
Speaker 2: don't remember seeing an eighty year old in there. I
Speaker 2: think that would still catch me. But we should go
Speaker 2: to Scores in New York all the time, and I'm
Speaker 2: sure there were older people there, but I don't remember
Speaker 2: walking in going like seriously like we're pallbearers are going
Speaker 2: to carry this guy out. Zach Roth, Oh, I love
Speaker 2: Mammory Mecca. No, he just had a great jiggle joint
Speaker 2: walk down memory lane. I remember hearing your story about
Speaker 2: Vixen's as a fifteen year old and counting down the
Speaker 2: days so I could go, did we tell it in
Speaker 2: a better light that long ago? When you're fifteen and
Speaker 2: all you're hearing is chocolate on your shirt, a boner
Speaker 2: that you can unzip your pants, and a girl doing
Speaker 2: flips while naked and landing on your crotch. At fifteen,
Speaker 2: I'm printing my own fake at that point.
Speaker 3: So maybe not the club stuff, but the end of
Speaker 3: the story seemed pretty pathetic.
Speaker 2: It is eight guys in a school bus listening to voodoo.
Speaker 1: It's horrible?
Speaker 3: Or is the end of any night out at a
Speaker 3: gentleman's club kind of sad? No, when it's over, No,
Speaker 3: not sad. No.
Speaker 2: I've been to plenty where it's like, yeah, let's get
Speaker 2: a boy. If they weren't kind enough at the club,
Speaker 2: or you couldn't pay, I bet if you're seventy five,
Speaker 2: you get a free one at the club.
Speaker 3: Three lap dance No, HJ what yes, not every club
Speaker 3: is doing that.
Speaker 2: I told you there was a club in Arizona where
Speaker 2: it was shorts required, so they could put their hands
Speaker 2: up your shorts and touch your balls.
Speaker 3: I feel like that got brought up a lot of fixes,
Speaker 3: which wasn't one of those establishments.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, But we did go in the Remember
Speaker 2: we were all seated in the shower room.
Speaker 1: It was great. Those girls were all over each other.
Speaker 3: The field trip. It was the biggest group ever had
Speaker 3: to walk into that small room.
Speaker 1: Right, yeah, well Chucky's lost.
Speaker 3: Wait since then, No, I don't mean in terms of obesity.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we may. We may have had may.
Speaker 3: As well had like a commemorative sweatshirt on big jobson
Speaker 3: to make sure our group stayed together, right as we
Speaker 3: went through all.
Speaker 1: The purple hoodies this way.
Speaker 2: There were a lot of us in that shower room.
Speaker 2: But man, those girls liked each other. And then they
Speaker 2: threw roach right in the middle of it.
Speaker 3: My daughter's middle school is going on a field trip.
Speaker 3: They were able to choose between the Holocaust Museum and
Speaker 3: this awkward time.
Speaker 2: Okay, hands up for the Holocaust Museum.
Speaker 1: Can watch? Can I watch.
Speaker 4: Again?
Speaker 3: And the National Museum of African American History and Culture,
Speaker 3: And they printed up the school did they printed up
Speaker 3: sweatshirts that say all of those words on them, not
Speaker 3: like a logo of the school, but basically in big
Speaker 3: bull letters Holocaust and slavery. And my daughter, who does
Speaker 3: not wink at the chance to buy a sweatshirt, was like,
Speaker 3: I don't think i'll wear that again. I understand that
Speaker 3: it's color coordinated for the group.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a rough one. Where did they end up going?
Speaker 3: They have a gun, yet they go in a couple weeks.
Speaker 1: Wait, where which one are they going to?
Speaker 3: No? Half, it's weird. I think that every kid should
Speaker 3: see both of those museums, but they let them pick.
Speaker 2: Oh, I will say this, they're both fantastic museums, but
Speaker 2: the better food is at the African American Museum.
Speaker 1: That cafe is great.
Speaker 3: Well, then she's going to go home hungry.
Speaker 1: Enjoy the gafilter fish. Where am I going? Line three? Oh? Fresh?
Speaker 1: Heros its hi Elliott in the morning.
Speaker 4: Hey what's up? Elliott?
Speaker 6: So I'm not elderly, but I have been in the
Speaker 6: strip club with my wife and this is back when
Speaker 6: we're dating a few years back and we're drinking out
Speaker 6: of the bar. We all decide to go to the
Speaker 6: strip club with a group of people everyone's hammered. And
Speaker 6: my wife or a girlfriend at the time, wants to
Speaker 6: buy me a lat dance.
Speaker 4: So I'm like, oh, this is awesome. Whatever.
Speaker 6: So she's like, all right, whatever, pick out whoever, I'll
Speaker 6: pay for the lat dance. I pick out a curvy
Speaker 6: version of her. She's like a light skinned black girl,
Speaker 6: and she was not having it.
Speaker 4: Was like winning basically, and I was like yeah.
Speaker 6: She's like, why the hell would you pick someone like
Speaker 6: that anybody else in this whole strip club.
Speaker 7: And I was like, I guess I have a thing.
Speaker 4: You know, it is what it is.
Speaker 2: No dude, mistake you you got an albino redhead. Dude,
Speaker 2: that is that's like page two of the rule book.
Speaker 1: Come on, you don't.
Speaker 5: Get you know.
Speaker 4: It's funny though.
Speaker 6: I was kind of showing her and a couple of
Speaker 6: my friends that I frequent and trip cloths back in
Speaker 6: the day. We're kind of showing her how we like,
Speaker 6: you know, you work the stage, you're getting any of
Speaker 6: your dollars, and you're making it rain a little bit
Speaker 6: to one and the other.
Speaker 7: She was like, what the hell are you guys doing?
Speaker 4: Like, how do you know how to do this stuff?
Speaker 7: It was hilarious.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, And the truth is, when you're doing that
Speaker 2: with your friends, you're like, man, we got this down,
Speaker 2: and then some real baller walks in and you're like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, we suck.
Speaker 1: All right, dude, but I appreciate it. Thank you, Thank you. Fine.
Speaker 1: Hi Elliott the morning. Yeah, Hi, who's this?
Speaker 4: Oh Strong from Annapolis? Longtime listening, first time caller. I
Speaker 4: actually have a story. But my first time at a
Speaker 4: strip club when I was twenty one, I haven't been back.
Speaker 1: Wit definite is.
Speaker 4: So wait, listen, listen all right. So what it happened
Speaker 4: was is that I went off to uh we had
Speaker 4: a family reunion that was out in the middle of
Speaker 4: the South, and I went with my what was going
Speaker 4: to be my brother in law, but that didn't happen.
Speaker 4: So he was like, do you want to go to
Speaker 4: strip club? I'd never been to one, and we went
Speaker 4: to this place in the middle of Indiana. Worst decision
Speaker 4: I think I've ever made my entire life.
Speaker 1: Why what happened?
Speaker 4: Well, so I went in. We went in there.
Speaker 5: It was great.
Speaker 4: They saw that we were out of town from Maryland.
Speaker 4: They're like, oh, that's cool. Guys like you can get
Speaker 4: him for free. So we went in there. We had
Speaker 4: a few drinks. I went dance with the first girl
Speaker 4: in the back room and it was great, like she
Speaker 4: was wonderful. Well, there was a girl that would you
Speaker 4: get a boner?
Speaker 1: Did you get a boner?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: A little bit, little bit guy, this is a little
Speaker 4: half chubb. Yeah. But we're sitting there and uh, I
Speaker 4: come back out and there's this other girl, goth girl
Speaker 4: with you know, the rings and the stockings. Well, I'm
Speaker 4: nervous and I go ahead and I get in the
Speaker 4: back room with her. And the first girl was like, well,
Speaker 4: you can do whatever you want with your hands, and
Speaker 4: I was like cool. You know, some strip clubs are
Speaker 4: different somemart I've heard, but.
Speaker 1: I've never been, so I'll just sit on mine right.
Speaker 4: No, But I was like, what do I do with
Speaker 4: my hands? But so I go into the room with
Speaker 4: the second one. She's like, no, no, no, you just
Speaker 4: got to put your hands on your side. And she's
Speaker 4: doing it. Well, I was wearing a button down flannel
Speaker 4: and as she's dancing, her legging gets caught on one
Speaker 4: of the middle buttons.
Speaker 5: On my flannel.
Speaker 4: And I'm a bigger guy. I'm like, I'm about like
Speaker 4: two eighty five, about six four, Right, So she's sitting
Speaker 4: there and it's the most awkward thing because now she's
Speaker 4: stuck and I don't know what to do, and it's
Speaker 4: just this American pie moment, which, mind you, I've never
Speaker 4: told this story and I'm almost thirty halfs so it's
Speaker 4: it's mine blowing. But basically I tried to get it
Speaker 4: off and we ended up having to rip her leggings
Speaker 4: right by her past and it was, I gotta tell you,
Speaker 4: by far great experience, had a great time, had drinks
Speaker 4: with her after like at the bar. We had a
Speaker 4: really good time to leave till early in the morning. Right, No,
Speaker 4: that was my first time.
Speaker 1: But you've never gone back since.
Speaker 4: No, Well that's the thing. I ended up getting into
Speaker 4: your relationship and she doesn't really like strip clubs, and right,
Speaker 4: you know, fourth on the fact.
Speaker 2: Maybe I had a buddy and you're right, like you're
Speaker 2: not supposed to touch I had a buddy who used to
Speaker 2: sit on his hands like he was pushing poop in
Speaker 2: his ass because no, because you and you.
Speaker 1: Would say to him, what are you doing?
Speaker 2: And he's like, I just know if I don't sit
Speaker 2: on my hands I'm gonna touch something, and he would
Speaker 2: just that's how he would force himself like he was uncomfortable,
Speaker 2: Like he looked uncomfortable. Like imagine you're sitting next to
Speaker 2: some by and this is their hair, Like, what do
Speaker 2: you do?
Speaker 3: It's like some sort of physical challenge.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm like, what are you doing? And he's like,
Speaker 2: I just I know I'm gonna touch her. I know
Speaker 2: I'm gonna touch her. So he would sit on his
Speaker 2: hands like that. Now, the other thing is you always
Speaker 2: sit next to your buddy who's got more money, because
Speaker 2: when they get a lap dance, you're kind of peeking
Speaker 2: through the window.
Speaker 1: So you do that.
Speaker 2: I mean that that that is an obvious go to
Speaker 2: and then you sit there and you go, oh my god, shock,
Speaker 2: talk it down. I did watch one of my buddy
Speaker 2: get masturbated in a school.
Speaker 5: God.
Speaker 3: The onions on this segment, the layers of the onions.
Speaker 2: Oh all right, very good, very good, Thank you sir,
Speaker 2: Thank you for sharing.
Speaker 3: Did you hear though you've jogged my memory? Did you hear?
Speaker 3: It doesn't make me think of my drum challenge? But no,
Speaker 3: speaking of radio and strip clubs the other day, do.
Speaker 2: You want me to do a save the tatas promotion
Speaker 2: toys for titties like they all exist.
Speaker 3: The other day. Do you know who Rob Stalworth is?
Speaker 3: Rob reporter, reporter.
Speaker 1: Than of John Stalworth.
Speaker 2: Oh, he's an old receiver in the NFL, Rob Stalworth.
Speaker 3: Yeah, traffic reporter for top.
Speaker 1: Right horrible station by the way, horrible station.
Speaker 3: So uh they were having a fun back and forth
Speaker 3: cross talk out of sports.
Speaker 2: Did Rob Stalworth get such a boner that they couldn't
Speaker 2: get a zipper Uphill?
Speaker 3: No, that was shocked with the sports reporter and the
Speaker 3: George Wallace. I don't know who the sports reporter at
Speaker 3: the time. I know for sure it was Rob Stalworth
Speaker 3: in Traffic right, because Sports and the hosts are doing
Speaker 3: a fun back and forth about a parlay that if
Speaker 3: the Seahawks go on to win the Super Bowl, this
Speaker 3: guy who bets so much money or so little money
Speaker 3: in August is going to walk out a millionaire three
Speaker 3: or four times over whatever. Then on the eighth they
Speaker 3: throw it to traffic right away. Rob Stalwart says, man,
Speaker 3: a story like that makes you wish you didn't spend
Speaker 3: so many ones at the club back in the day.
Speaker 3: The two other guys speechless.
Speaker 1: Wait, Stalwart's a big strip club guy.
Speaker 3: At some point he bus?
Speaker 1: Was he on her bus? Has he been in the
Speaker 1: shower room? Did Rob Stalworth get home with chocolate all
Speaker 1: over his shirt?
Speaker 3: It was just it was one of those moments listening
Speaker 3: where h well, uh, Erica, let's go to Uh you
Speaker 3: know what what is VJ saying about the weather? I
Speaker 3: mean if this is the type of station that warned
Speaker 3: you to turn down the radio in case they're going
Speaker 3: to talk about the Olympics?
Speaker 1: Boilers, not Rob Stalwart? Dude, I love a strip club
Speaker 1: a getting boaters. How about to how about star Warts
Speaker 1: a big strip club guys?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Did he say which one?
Speaker 3: He did not?
Speaker 2: And I bet when asked to follow up, Oh, I
Speaker 2: bet he was a big vixen's guy.
Speaker 1: He may have also sat on that chair and gotten
Speaker 1: his d broken. How do I find him? I want
Speaker 1: him to do our traffic.
Speaker 2: That's my kind of traffic guy line too, Hi Ellie
Speaker 2: in the morning.
Speaker 5: It is me, Yeah, Hi, who's this? Hey?
Speaker 4: How you doing? Man?
Speaker 7: My name is Blake.
Speaker 4: I'm I'm like for Richmond.
Speaker 1: H Yes, sir, what can I do for you?
Speaker 7: I was just calling I heard you guys talking about
Speaker 7: old guys and strip clubs and my first wife, her grandfather.
Speaker 7: The guy was probably seventy five years old.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 7: We would go to the strip club like every Friday.
Speaker 1: Did they love him? Was he like the cute old man?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 7: I bet yeah, yeah, yeah, they loved him. Man, And
Speaker 7: he always had cash on him. Whenever we walked in.
Speaker 7: He'd sit down at the table and I'd sit down
Speaker 7: with them, and the girls will come up, they bring
Speaker 7: him drinks. You know, right, you're doing. Who's this guy?
Speaker 7: I mean, hilarious.
Speaker 1: Oh, I bet they got taken care of.
Speaker 2: I bet when you're seventy five, when you go in there,
Speaker 2: you know how like a lot of the clubs have
Speaker 2: like at least out in like the stage or the
Speaker 2: public area, no touch rules. I bet I bet he
Speaker 2: gets glanced across the cheek with a nipple.
Speaker 1: I promise you he does. I promise that is.
Speaker 7: Well, yeah, man, it happens, dude. Those old guys, man,
Speaker 7: they got a name from themselves, and they you know,
Speaker 7: they go all the time.
Speaker 1: Absolutely see if this thing works? All right? Very good,
Speaker 1: very good, Thank you, my friend, thank you, sir.
Speaker 8: Not the one all so far we were en I
Speaker 8: feel the snake bite intermov never did I wanna be
Speaker 8: here again?
Speaker 2: Stop it because I have to go to line one.
Speaker 1: Is this Rob Stalworth?
Speaker 5: It certainly is.
Speaker 1: What's up about string club?
Speaker 2: Brother?
Speaker 5: Nothing?
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 5: Respect? What's going on with?
Speaker 1: Hey? How you doing?
Speaker 4: Dude?
Speaker 5: Man, I'm tired as a one legging man in an
Speaker 5: ass kicking contest. I'm still moving, It's all good.
Speaker 1: Hey.
Speaker 2: So Tyler was telling me that I guess that you
Speaker 2: you had said something during a like when they threw
Speaker 2: to you to do traffic, that you you would wish
Speaker 2: you wouldn't have spent all those ones at the club
Speaker 2: back in the day.
Speaker 5: I remember that they were talking about a contest and
Speaker 5: I think we said something about some people giving up ones,
Speaker 5: and I said, yeah, I wish I would have had
Speaker 5: those back from the club back in the day. I
Speaker 5: think i'd still be kind of heavy in my pocket.
Speaker 5: But it's all good.
Speaker 2: But I understand that when you said that, and I listen,
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: Know who was working the desk or anything.
Speaker 2: At that point, it was like farting church, Rob, Like
Speaker 2: it was quiet.
Speaker 5: You know. We always try to make news and everything serious,
Speaker 5: but realistically, guys, we just like to have fun. Traffic.
Speaker 5: Get over it, you're sitting in it, you're dealing with it.
Speaker 5: You do the same things every morning. I just get
Speaker 5: up a lot of earlier than most people.
Speaker 1: Amen. Amen, Hey, what was your what was your scrip?
Speaker 2: Your strip club of joint, strip club of choice back
Speaker 2: in the day.
Speaker 5: Stop that, stop that you're gonna get me going now,
Speaker 5: I forget the name of it. I grew up in Philly,
Speaker 5: so a few different ones out there, but I didn't
Speaker 5: really attend too many.
Speaker 1: Wait, so Philly Delilah's Den?
Speaker 5: Oh no, what where is it?
Speaker 1: That was at the corner of what was it spring Garden?
Speaker 2: And like at the waterfront, like near Broad and Spring Garden,
Speaker 2: a little.
Speaker 1: Further down, a little further down towards the.
Speaker 5: Water Okay, okay, okay, so closer to Pennslanding.
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly.
Speaker 3: It.
Speaker 1: Don't act like you don't know where it is.
Speaker 5: I know what Penn's Landing is. I know where South
Speaker 5: Street is. I don't think I've ever been there before.
Speaker 5: I just imagine just a couple there were a couple
Speaker 5: of hole in the walls in North Philly.
Speaker 1: Those are called glory holes.
Speaker 4: Roma glory hole.
Speaker 1: Tell me you never used one of those.
Speaker 5: No, No, okay, not at all. I mean I was
Speaker 5: born in Brooklyn, so it might have been a glory
Speaker 5: hole back in the day in Times Square, but I
Speaker 5: didn't ever do what it was called.
Speaker 1: Wait, so you bound. I don't want to say you
Speaker 1: bounced all over. I've been fired. I guarantee you way
Speaker 1: more than you have did you Were you working in
Speaker 1: radio before? Were you? Were you working in radio in Philly?
Speaker 5: No, I didn't work in radio in Philly. I worked
Speaker 5: at CNN Radio in Atlanta for a few years.
Speaker 1: A lot of strip clubs in Atlanta, I'm surprised.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I was married at the time, so I
Speaker 5: didn't frequent Yeah.
Speaker 1: I know, well, I know you weren't married when you
Speaker 1: got to Philly.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 5: Being raised in Philadelphia, No, not at that time. Spent
Speaker 5: my formative years there. I loved it, and uh you
Speaker 5: know now I'm down here enjoying.
Speaker 1: Life right and you love it here?
Speaker 5: Oh? Of course. I mean I think this is a
Speaker 5: great city, great amalgamation of people down here. It's a
Speaker 5: good mixing bowl. Never a dull moment.
Speaker 1: Hey, why don't you do why don't you do traffic
Speaker 1: for us? Don't do it for top?
Speaker 5: Come on, man, you guys know tops the best. Don't
Speaker 5: even start.
Speaker 2: Oh please, come on, you tell Matt Mills you want
Speaker 2: to go, you want to do our traffic.
Speaker 5: We can always work something out. I be a guest appearance.
Speaker 1: There we go. Now now we're talking.
Speaker 5: Look, I probably have more jokes on there that I
Speaker 5: could air.
Speaker 2: No, you know what, you and I we need to
Speaker 2: go out. You and I need to go drinking and
Speaker 2: smoking than a strip club.
Speaker 5: Well I don't smoke cigarettes. I drink tequila. So yeah,
Speaker 5: we could do something, but I don't know if it's
Speaker 5: going to be at a strip club. These days, I'm
Speaker 5: a little more reserved.
Speaker 1: Okay. By the way, I never said the word cigarettes.
Speaker 5: Ooh, there you go.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3: Hey.
Speaker 5: By the way, Rock I like tea. I like.
Speaker 1: You should know.
Speaker 2: We combined traffic and weed this morning when we were Yeah, no,
Speaker 2: your two favorite things and tequila.
Speaker 5: Man, we were having Man, you give me a contract
Speaker 5: right now?
Speaker 1: Amen? Take that Oxley.
Speaker 2: No, No, we were talking about we were talking about
Speaker 2: a what is considered open container with weed in a car?
Speaker 5: Well, based on the laws, now, anything really is not
Speaker 5: considered open container. Since most states of recreation in Maryland.
Speaker 5: Virginia is still behind the times with doing legal let's
Speaker 5: say medical marijuana and cannabis and everything else. In DC's
Speaker 5: like the wild wild West.
Speaker 1: If I had to guess, I bet you moved into
Speaker 1: d C.
Speaker 5: That would be a negative.
Speaker 1: Really.
Speaker 5: Oh no, no, no, peace and quiet, man, I live
Speaker 5: in Virginia.
Speaker 2: Oh that surprises me. Somebody that sounds like they get
Speaker 2: after it as much as you. I'm surprised you went
Speaker 2: to the behind the time state.
Speaker 5: I'm quiet with it, you know, I'm quiet with it.
Speaker 5: People sometimes like to move in silence, and that's me.
Speaker 1: There you go, there you go.
Speaker 2: All right, dude, Hey, I want to let me get
Speaker 2: your phone number. We have to stay in touch.
Speaker 5: No problem at all. We'll give it to you off air.
Speaker 5: Not an issue at all. I don't want these random
Speaker 5: folks calling me say, hey, I heard you this morning.
Speaker 5: You're talking about we B You got anything.
Speaker 1: The answer to that is yes, all right, Rob, hold
Speaker 1: tight one second, hold on what. I love him. By
Speaker 1: the way, I'll never hearing the same way again.
Speaker 6: It m