WEBVTT - EITM: Old-Timer, First-Timer 2/4/26

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<v Speaker 1>Older couple. Right, they've been married for fifty years older couples.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's what I can tell you about the about the couple,

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<v Speaker 1>they've been married for for fifty years. Over fifty years.

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<v Speaker 1>So they're in there. They're in their early seventies.

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<v Speaker 2>The husband in the in the in the what you

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<v Speaker 2>call it in the in the relationship, and I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know how this is possible. The husband in the relationship

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<v Speaker 2>has never been to a bar.

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<v Speaker 3>So sat at a bar, at a restaurant, or gone

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<v Speaker 3>to like what is only a bar?

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<v Speaker 1>I have never been to a bar?

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<v Speaker 4>Is it?

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<v Speaker 3>Hold on? Is it like someone is Mormon? Like is

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<v Speaker 3>it for religious reasons?

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<v Speaker 1>No? No, no, no no.

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<v Speaker 2>I just think he just doesn't do it. Okay, now, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>I understand what he's saying. You go to like in Chili's,

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<v Speaker 2>there's a bar there, but like he's never gone, He's

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<v Speaker 2>never gone it sat at the bar.

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<v Speaker 1>He just he's never been to a bar. Okay, Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>The wife, she's also in her early seventies. She is

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<v Speaker 2>like he says that, according to him, she's not ashamed

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<v Speaker 2>of her body, but she doesn't love it. She's in

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<v Speaker 2>her mid seventies.

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<v Speaker 1>They're in their mid seventies. There's not a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>sex that's going on. Things are wrinkled, things are dried.

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<v Speaker 3>Set my food aside.

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<v Speaker 2>But the but the man is like, hey, I still

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<v Speaker 2>enjoy some nudity. What tyler who says that the what

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<v Speaker 2>seeing nudity sounds like something I would say, I guess

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<v Speaker 2>the No.

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<v Speaker 1>He's still enjoyed, he's still enjoy seeing the naked body.

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<v Speaker 1>But she doesn't. She's she's not thrilled with her body.

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<v Speaker 2>She's like, I feel old, I feel wrinkly, I feel dry,

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<v Speaker 2>and there's there's there's no real intimacy, like from a

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<v Speaker 2>sex standpoint, they still love.

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<v Speaker 1>Each other very much. What is the wife's suggestion? No? No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>What is the wife's suggestion? Go cheat? No, you're not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna go cheat.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess not cheating.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh he's not looking for sex.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, Well he said he enjoyed nudity.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, maybe he maybe just want to see it. What

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<v Speaker 2>you say, let's go to a strip club with her? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but now he's flipping out because he's like, I've.

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<v Speaker 3>Never been to a bar much less than.

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<v Speaker 4>So.

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<v Speaker 1>This guy's like, I don't know, like I'm all in.

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<v Speaker 1>What do I do? I just don't know what to do.

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<v Speaker 3>If he goes to the strip club and then decides, well,

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<v Speaker 3>I should check out these bars, he's gonna be very disappointed.

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<v Speaker 2>First of all, could you imagine seeing listen, do I

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<v Speaker 2>think that there are old men that go to strip clubs?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I bet if you walk in as grandma and grandpa

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<v Speaker 1>into a strip club, it's like a record's correct.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, first of all, yeah, I'd break my neck snapping

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<v Speaker 2>over there to look. I bet they get taken care of,

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<v Speaker 2>like I bet the I bet the dancers love them,

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<v Speaker 2>love them.

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<v Speaker 3>No threat. It's like their own grandparents are there, without

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<v Speaker 3>the awkward uh interaction between you and your grandparents.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course, now I will tell you this, I can't imagine.

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<v Speaker 2>And if everybody, if anybody says that it's first time

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<v Speaker 2>you've been to a strip club.

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<v Speaker 3>Correct, Yeah, I went to Ballard's Bachelor.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't act like, oh yeah, I live it would which

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<v Speaker 2>was twenty some years ago. The yeah, but remember that's

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<v Speaker 2>when that's when shot got such a boner that the

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<v Speaker 2>the dancer was trying to unzip his pants with her teeth,

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<v Speaker 2>but the lump in his pants was so big she

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<v Speaker 2>couldn't get the zipper up the hill.

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<v Speaker 3>Them rivets were screaming.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh those pants were tight, and then he lumped up.

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<v Speaker 2>She's like, I can't get this, undude.

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<v Speaker 3>Is your point that even I.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no.

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<v Speaker 2>What I was going to say is that was that

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<v Speaker 2>the first strip club you've ever been to?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Isn't Vixen's the only strip club I've ever been to?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, was it?

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't know you when you went to Camelot.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's true. That was my that was my bachelor.

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<v Speaker 2>That was also not the first strip club I've been to.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh aren't you? No, But I was going to say,

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<v Speaker 2>first time you go to a strip club as a

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<v Speaker 2>young man or as a young woman.

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<v Speaker 1>It's awkward. It is awkward.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're not exactly shatter Well, yeah, you're not exactly

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<v Speaker 2>sure like you've heard.

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<v Speaker 1>Stories, Yeah, but you're not exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't feel comfortable?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, I don't even mean like you don't feel comfortable, like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh am I supposed to be in here?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's a business.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you feel that way when you walk into seven eleven.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just saying that, like there's stuff going on where

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<v Speaker 2>you're like, I didn't know whoa I don't know what?

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<v Speaker 2>What do I do? What do I do? You get

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<v Speaker 2>a lap dance? I don't know where to put my hands?

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<v Speaker 2>Why is her leg on my shoulder? Like, there's a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of stuff that can go on in there that

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<v Speaker 2>if you've never been, it's awkward. Now you go a

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<v Speaker 2>couple of times, a lot of times or whatever, it's

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<v Speaker 2>not as awkward if it's awkward when you're twenty one

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<v Speaker 2>or twenty two years old, What is it like when

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<v Speaker 2>you're seventy man and you walk in and you're like, well,

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<v Speaker 2>first of all, I've never been to I've never been

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<v Speaker 2>to this utopia, but I wouldn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Know, Like what am I supposed to?

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<v Speaker 2>Like?

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<v Speaker 1>That's awkward?

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<v Speaker 3>I bet the twenty year olds that are at the

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<v Speaker 3>old fake it till you make it exactly right?

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<v Speaker 1>No, whendn't you think so?

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<v Speaker 3>So what is the is the point of bringing up

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<v Speaker 3>that he's never been to a bar? It's just to say, like,

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<v Speaker 3>going out is not his thing and this for him

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<v Speaker 3>is so out there.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never been to a bar let alone one where

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<v Speaker 2>there's naked women.

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<v Speaker 3>So it's just kind of that's a baseline.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well I think it, Yeah, I don't think it's

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<v Speaker 2>you know, hey, listen, I've been to plenty of bars,

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<v Speaker 2>and I've been out and people are kind of like,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, going and stuff like that, and you know,

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<v Speaker 2>everybody's a little tipsy and having fun. Now, just throw

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<v Speaker 2>in a couple of women that are dancing to some

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<v Speaker 2>great songs like you Can. I think that's an easier

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<v Speaker 2>leap than I've never even really been to a bar. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but like that, a bar at a restaurant is much

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<v Speaker 2>different than a strip club bar.

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<v Speaker 3>But I don't even like when we went, I don't

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<v Speaker 3>even remember drinking, you know, I just feel like I do.

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<v Speaker 3>It was so shocking, it was so shocky, right.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know what else was shocking? She couldn't she

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<v Speaker 2>couldn't get a shock zipper uphill. Yeah, and remember we

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<v Speaker 2>remember we went in the shower room Elliott.

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<v Speaker 3>What everyone knows what happened with individuals that night.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Roach got all that chocolate, melted chocolate.

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<v Speaker 3>All over him allegedly.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't alleged. Katie got furious, but.

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<v Speaker 3>Didn't Ballard go up on stage.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I thought he broke his d because no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>because they sat him in a chair up on stage.

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<v Speaker 1>And a girl.

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<v Speaker 2>The stage didn't look that long, but that's that was

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<v Speaker 2>a runway of like one hundred yards.

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<v Speaker 1>She went running and she may have done a triple

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<v Speaker 1>flip in the air and landed.

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<v Speaker 2>Like like Ballard is sitting this way. She landed facing him,

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<v Speaker 2>crunched down. I was like, oh my god, you just

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<v Speaker 2>broke his penis. Like that was amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>That good. What that girl did was amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>And remember it was like, oh, take his belt off,

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<v Speaker 2>and they pulled his pants down so they could spank

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<v Speaker 2>his ass with his belt.

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<v Speaker 3>I remember the belt.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but that was hysterical. I was like, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>get it. Rout No.

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<v Speaker 2>I was saying to Roach, you still have all this

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<v Speaker 2>chocolate on your shirt, and.

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<v Speaker 1>Shock, you still have a big boner. Talk to it,

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<v Speaker 1>make it go down.

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<v Speaker 2>But remember that, And also like, do you remember the

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<v Speaker 2>other big thing, the other big transformation from that night

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<v Speaker 2>transformation that was the last time I saw Chucky that

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<v Speaker 2>big because remember.

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<v Speaker 1>He lost a ton of way.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right, he was on that school bus as well.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>All I remember is I don't like, did we we

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<v Speaker 2>left from here?

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<v Speaker 5>Right?

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<v Speaker 3>We did?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I just remember because we were on a party

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<v Speaker 1>bus or did.

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<v Speaker 2>We or did we go were we We were definitely

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<v Speaker 2>on a bus.

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<v Speaker 1>We were like a sh We went from dinner.

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<v Speaker 2>We went from dinner. I don't remember where dinner was.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember dinner being more expensive than I thought it

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<v Speaker 2>would be. The but we went from dinner, and all

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<v Speaker 2>I remember is we were pulling back into that restaurant

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<v Speaker 2>to get our cars at like four in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>That bus was not the one. That's all I remember.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, that song was blaring, and I remember looking around

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<v Speaker 2>that bus going this is a pathetic movie. Shock still

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<v Speaker 2>has a big boner, Judge's feet don't reach the ground,

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<v Speaker 2>Roach roaches to figure out how to explain chocolate all

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<v Speaker 2>over his shirt.

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<v Speaker 1>And Ballad's got a broke penis uh not the one?

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<v Speaker 1>And that's all that was blaring.

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<v Speaker 3>So we're we listening to the station movie.

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<v Speaker 1>Like this ain't the hangover people. That was horrible. It

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<v Speaker 1>was fun. I had a great time, man, I had

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<v Speaker 1>the best time.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, if anything, if this gentleman's listening, you're terrifying him.

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<v Speaker 1>But this poor guy, I gotta be on a.

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<v Speaker 3>Bus listener in a voodoo But.

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<v Speaker 1>This poor guy seventy years old.

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<v Speaker 3>But don't say poor guy that he's never been to one.

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<v Speaker 3>You just don't want him, well, you don't want him

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<v Speaker 3>to be unhappy in his relationship, first and foremost right.

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<v Speaker 3>I hate that for the couple, absolutely, But you also

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<v Speaker 3>then don't want somebody pushing you to something you're so

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<v Speaker 3>scared to try.

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<v Speaker 1>But he likes nudity, No, he does. That's why they

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<v Speaker 1>ended up. That's why the wife was like, we should

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<v Speaker 1>go to a strip club.

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<v Speaker 3>Huh. I'm shocked that he didn't want to opt for like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>you know what, I won't be uncomfortable just watching porn

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<v Speaker 3>on the laptop. Let's dip my toe in that way.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't recall though, from that night, and I certainly

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<v Speaker 3>agree with you. There are older patrons at surf clubs,

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<v Speaker 3>of course, but maybe we were just so focused on

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<v Speaker 3>each other. I don't remember walking in there and seeing

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<v Speaker 3>like an elderly customer, do you?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean nothing comes to mind, Like, I don't remember

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<v Speaker 2>walking in going like, oh my god, that guy's gonna.

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<v Speaker 1>Have a heart attack heep balls here.

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<v Speaker 3>But you said you had been to surf clubs before.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, oh yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you remember ever seeing someone I mean was taken

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<v Speaker 3>care of just because they were so much older?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, now that I think about it, like they're

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<v Speaker 1>they're like I remember like.

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<v Speaker 2>In Houston strip clubs are they are? They are the

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<v Speaker 2>size of like I don't know how big the new

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<v Speaker 2>Commander Stadium is going to be, but you could fit

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<v Speaker 2>it inside of a strip club. And I'm telling you

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<v Speaker 2>some of the best steaks that you'll ever eat are

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<v Speaker 2>at strip clubs in complementary the But I can remember,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, being seventeen, eighteen, nineteen years old going to

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<v Speaker 2>the strip clubs and they're being like older people. But

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<v Speaker 2>it like when you're like, let's just say I'm nineteen

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<v Speaker 2>years old, if somebody's like fifty.

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<v Speaker 3>You're like Jesus Christ.

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<v Speaker 2>So like, I don't know if I remember seeing, like,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, an eighty year old going in there with

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<v Speaker 2>a limp, probably limp because he's stiff. But the I

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<v Speaker 2>don't remember seeing an eighty year old in there. I

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<v Speaker 2>think that would still catch me. But we should go

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<v Speaker 2>to Scores in New York all the time, and I'm

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<v Speaker 2>sure there were older people there, but I don't remember

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<v Speaker 2>walking in going like seriously like we're pallbearers are going

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<v Speaker 2>to carry this guy out. Zach Roth, Oh, I love

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<v Speaker 2>Mammory Mecca. No, he just had a great jiggle joint

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<v Speaker 2>walk down memory lane. I remember hearing your story about

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<v Speaker 2>Vixen's as a fifteen year old and counting down the

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<v Speaker 2>days so I could go, did we tell it in

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<v Speaker 2>a better light that long ago? When you're fifteen and

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<v Speaker 2>all you're hearing is chocolate on your shirt, a boner

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<v Speaker 2>that you can unzip your pants, and a girl doing

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<v Speaker 2>flips while naked and landing on your crotch. At fifteen,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm printing my own fake at that point.

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<v Speaker 3>So maybe not the club stuff, but the end of

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<v Speaker 3>the story seemed pretty pathetic.

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<v Speaker 2>It is eight guys in a school bus listening to voodoo.

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<v Speaker 1>It's horrible?

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<v Speaker 3>Or is the end of any night out at a

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<v Speaker 3>gentleman's club kind of sad? No, when it's over, No,

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<v Speaker 3>not sad. No.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been to plenty where it's like, yeah, let's get

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<v Speaker 2>a boy. If they weren't kind enough at the club,

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<v Speaker 2>or you couldn't pay, I bet if you're seventy five,

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<v Speaker 2>you get a free one at the club.

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<v Speaker 3>Three lap dance No, HJ what yes, not every club

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<v Speaker 3>is doing that.

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<v Speaker 2>I told you there was a club in Arizona where

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<v Speaker 2>it was shorts required, so they could put their hands

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<v Speaker 2>up your shorts and touch your balls.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like that got brought up a lot of fixes,

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<v Speaker 3>which wasn't one of those establishments.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, But we did go in the Remember

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<v Speaker 2>we were all seated in the shower room.

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<v Speaker 1>It was great. Those girls were all over each other.

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<v Speaker 3>The field trip. It was the biggest group ever had

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<v Speaker 3>to walk into that small room.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, yeah, well Chucky's lost.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait since then, No, I don't mean in terms of obesity.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, we may. We may have had may.

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<v Speaker 3>As well had like a commemorative sweatshirt on big jobson

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<v Speaker 3>to make sure our group stayed together, right as we

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<v Speaker 3>went through all.

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<v Speaker 1>The purple hoodies this way.

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<v Speaker 2>There were a lot of us in that shower room.

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<v Speaker 2>But man, those girls liked each other. And then they

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<v Speaker 2>threw roach right in the middle of it.

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<v Speaker 3>My daughter's middle school is going on a field trip.

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<v Speaker 3>They were able to choose between the Holocaust Museum and

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<v Speaker 3>this awkward time.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, hands up for the Holocaust Museum.

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<v Speaker 1>Can watch? Can I watch.

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<v Speaker 4>Again?

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<v Speaker 3>And the National Museum of African American History and Culture,

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<v Speaker 3>And they printed up the school did they printed up

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<v Speaker 3>sweatshirts that say all of those words on them, not

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<v Speaker 3>like a logo of the school, but basically in big

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<v Speaker 3>bull letters Holocaust and slavery. And my daughter, who does

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<v Speaker 3>not wink at the chance to buy a sweatshirt, was like,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think i'll wear that again. I understand that

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<v Speaker 3>it's color coordinated for the group.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's a rough one. Where did they end up going?

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<v Speaker 3>They have a gun, yet they go in a couple weeks.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, where which one are they going to?

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<v Speaker 3>No? Half, it's weird. I think that every kid should

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<v Speaker 3>see both of those museums, but they let them pick.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I will say this, they're both fantastic museums, but

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<v Speaker 2>the better food is at the African American Museum.

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<v Speaker 1>That cafe is great.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, then she's going to go home hungry.

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<v Speaker 1>Enjoy the gafilter fish. Where am I going? Line three? Oh? Fresh?

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<v Speaker 1>Heros its hi Elliott in the morning.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey what's up? Elliott?

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<v Speaker 6>So I'm not elderly, but I have been in the

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<v Speaker 6>strip club with my wife and this is back when

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<v Speaker 6>we're dating a few years back and we're drinking out

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<v Speaker 6>of the bar. We all decide to go to the

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<v Speaker 6>strip club with a group of people everyone's hammered. And

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<v Speaker 6>my wife or a girlfriend at the time, wants to

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<v Speaker 6>buy me a lat dance.

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<v Speaker 4>So I'm like, oh, this is awesome. Whatever.

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<v Speaker 6>So she's like, all right, whatever, pick out whoever, I'll

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<v Speaker 6>pay for the lat dance. I pick out a curvy

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<v Speaker 6>version of her. She's like a light skinned black girl,

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<v Speaker 6>and she was not having it.

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<v Speaker 4>Was like winning basically, and I was like yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>She's like, why the hell would you pick someone like

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<v Speaker 6>that anybody else in this whole strip club.

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<v Speaker 7>And I was like, I guess I have a thing.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, it is what it is.

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<v Speaker 2>No dude, mistake you you got an albino redhead. Dude,

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<v Speaker 2>that is that's like page two of the rule book.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, you don't.

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<v Speaker 5>Get you know.

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<v Speaker 4>It's funny though.

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<v Speaker 6>I was kind of showing her and a couple of

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<v Speaker 6>my friends that I frequent and trip cloths back in

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<v Speaker 6>the day. We're kind of showing her how we like,

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<v Speaker 6>you know, you work the stage, you're getting any of

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<v Speaker 6>your dollars, and you're making it rain a little bit

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<v Speaker 6>to one and the other.

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<v Speaker 7>She was like, what the hell are you guys doing?

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<v Speaker 4>Like, how do you know how to do this stuff?

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<v Speaker 7>It was hilarious.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah no, And the truth is, when you're doing that

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<v Speaker 2>with your friends, you're like, man, we got this down,

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<v Speaker 2>and then some real baller walks in and you're like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god, we suck.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, dude, but I appreciate it. Thank you, Thank you. Fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Hi Elliott the morning. Yeah, Hi, who's this?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh Strong from Annapolis? Longtime listening, first time caller. I

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<v Speaker 4>actually have a story. But my first time at a

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<v Speaker 4>strip club when I was twenty one, I haven't been back.

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<v Speaker 1>Wit definite is.

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<v Speaker 4>So wait, listen, listen all right. So what it happened

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<v Speaker 4>was is that I went off to uh we had

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<v Speaker 4>a family reunion that was out in the middle of

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<v Speaker 4>the South, and I went with my what was going

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<v Speaker 4>to be my brother in law, but that didn't happen.

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<v Speaker 4>So he was like, do you want to go to

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<v Speaker 4>strip club? I'd never been to one, and we went

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<v Speaker 4>to this place in the middle of Indiana. Worst decision

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<v Speaker 4>I think I've ever made my entire life.

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<v Speaker 1>Why what happened?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, so I went in. We went in there.

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<v Speaker 5>It was great.

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<v Speaker 4>They saw that we were out of town from Maryland.

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<v Speaker 4>They're like, oh, that's cool. Guys like you can get

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<v Speaker 4>him for free. So we went in there. We had

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<v Speaker 4>a few drinks. I went dance with the first girl

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<v Speaker 4>in the back room and it was great, like she

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<v Speaker 4>was wonderful. Well, there was a girl that would you

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<v Speaker 4>get a boner?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you get a boner?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>A little bit, little bit guy, this is a little

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<v Speaker 4>half chubb. Yeah. But we're sitting there and uh, I

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<v Speaker 4>come back out and there's this other girl, goth girl

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<v Speaker 4>with you know, the rings and the stockings. Well, I'm

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<v Speaker 4>nervous and I go ahead and I get in the

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<v Speaker 4>back room with her. And the first girl was like, well,

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<v Speaker 4>you can do whatever you want with your hands, and

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<v Speaker 4>I was like cool. You know, some strip clubs are

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<v Speaker 4>different somemart I've heard, but.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never been, so I'll just sit on mine right.

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<v Speaker 4>No, But I was like, what do I do with

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<v Speaker 4>my hands? But so I go into the room with

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<v Speaker 4>the second one. She's like, no, no, no, you just

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<v Speaker 4>got to put your hands on your side. And she's

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<v Speaker 4>doing it. Well, I was wearing a button down flannel

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<v Speaker 4>and as she's dancing, her legging gets caught on one

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<v Speaker 4>of the middle buttons.

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<v Speaker 5>On my flannel.

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<v Speaker 4>And I'm a bigger guy. I'm like, I'm about like

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<v Speaker 4>two eighty five, about six four, Right, So she's sitting

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<v Speaker 4>there and it's the most awkward thing because now she's

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<v Speaker 4>stuck and I don't know what to do, and it's

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<v Speaker 4>just this American pie moment, which, mind you, I've never

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<v Speaker 4>told this story and I'm almost thirty halfs so it's

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<v Speaker 4>it's mine blowing. But basically I tried to get it

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<v Speaker 4>off and we ended up having to rip her leggings

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<v Speaker 4>right by her past and it was, I gotta tell you,

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<v Speaker 4>by far great experience, had a great time, had drinks

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<v Speaker 4>with her after like at the bar. We had a

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<v Speaker 4>really good time to leave till early in the morning. Right, No,

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<v Speaker 4>that was my first time.

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<v Speaker 1>But you've never gone back since.

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<v Speaker 4>No, Well that's the thing. I ended up getting into

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<v Speaker 4>your relationship and she doesn't really like strip clubs, and right,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, fourth on the fact.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe I had a buddy and you're right, like you're

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<v Speaker 2>not supposed to touch I had a buddy who used to

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<v Speaker 2>sit on his hands like he was pushing poop in

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<v Speaker 2>his ass because no, because you and you.

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<v Speaker 1>Would say to him, what are you doing?

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<v Speaker 2>And he's like, I just know if I don't sit

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<v Speaker 2>on my hands I'm gonna touch something, and he would

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<v Speaker 2>just that's how he would force himself like he was uncomfortable,

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<v Speaker 2>Like he looked uncomfortable. Like imagine you're sitting next to

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<v Speaker 2>some by and this is their hair, Like, what do

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<v Speaker 2>you do?

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<v Speaker 3>It's like some sort of physical challenge.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and I'm like, what are you doing? And he's like,

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<v Speaker 2>I just I know I'm gonna touch her. I know

0:21:10.240 --> 0:21:12.040
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna touch her. So he would sit on his

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<v Speaker 2>hands like that. Now, the other thing is you always

0:21:14.680 --> 0:21:16.640
<v Speaker 2>sit next to your buddy who's got more money, because

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<v Speaker 2>when they get a lap dance, you're kind of peeking

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<v Speaker 2>through the window.

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<v Speaker 1>So you do that.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean that that that is an obvious go to

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<v Speaker 2>and then you sit there and you go, oh my god, shock,

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<v Speaker 2>talk it down. I did watch one of my buddy

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<v Speaker 2>get masturbated in a school.

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<v Speaker 5>God.

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<v Speaker 3>The onions on this segment, the layers of the onions.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh all right, very good, very good, Thank you sir,

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you for sharing.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you hear though you've jogged my memory? Did you hear?

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<v Speaker 3>It doesn't make me think of my drum challenge? But no,

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<v Speaker 3>speaking of radio and strip clubs the other day, do.

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<v Speaker 2>You want me to do a save the tatas promotion

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<v Speaker 2>toys for titties like they all exist.

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<v Speaker 3>The other day. Do you know who Rob Stalworth is?

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<v Speaker 3>Rob reporter, reporter.

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<v Speaker 1>Than of John Stalworth.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, he's an old receiver in the NFL, Rob Stalworth.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, traffic reporter for top.

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<v Speaker 1>Right horrible station by the way, horrible station.

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<v Speaker 3>So uh they were having a fun back and forth

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<v Speaker 3>cross talk out of sports.

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<v Speaker 2>Did Rob Stalworth get such a boner that they couldn't

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<v Speaker 2>get a zipper Uphill?

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<v Speaker 3>No, that was shocked with the sports reporter and the

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<v Speaker 3>George Wallace. I don't know who the sports reporter at

0:22:44.640 --> 0:22:47.640
<v Speaker 3>the time. I know for sure it was Rob Stalworth

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<v Speaker 3>in Traffic right, because Sports and the hosts are doing

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<v Speaker 3>a fun back and forth about a parlay that if

0:22:53.720 --> 0:22:56.840
<v Speaker 3>the Seahawks go on to win the Super Bowl, this

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<v Speaker 3>guy who bets so much money or so little money

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<v Speaker 3>in August is going to walk out a millionaire three

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<v Speaker 3>or four times over whatever. Then on the eighth they

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<v Speaker 3>throw it to traffic right away. Rob Stalwart says, man,

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<v Speaker 3>a story like that makes you wish you didn't spend

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<v Speaker 3>so many ones at the club back in the day.

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<v Speaker 3>The two other guys speechless.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, Stalwart's a big strip club guy.

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<v Speaker 3>At some point he bus?

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<v Speaker 1>Was he on her bus? Has he been in the

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<v Speaker 1>shower room? Did Rob Stalworth get home with chocolate all

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<v Speaker 1>over his shirt?

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<v Speaker 3>It was just it was one of those moments listening

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<v Speaker 3>where h well, uh, Erica, let's go to Uh you

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<v Speaker 3>know what what is VJ saying about the weather? I

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<v Speaker 3>mean if this is the type of station that warned

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<v Speaker 3>you to turn down the radio in case they're going

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<v Speaker 3>to talk about the Olympics?

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<v Speaker 1>Boilers, not Rob Stalwart? Dude, I love a strip club

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<v Speaker 1>a getting boaters. How about to how about star Warts

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<v Speaker 1>a big strip club guys?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Did he say which one?

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<v Speaker 3>He did not?

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<v Speaker 2>And I bet when asked to follow up, Oh, I

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<v Speaker 2>bet he was a big vixen's guy.

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<v Speaker 1>He may have also sat on that chair and gotten

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<v Speaker 1>his d broken. How do I find him? I want

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<v Speaker 1>him to do our traffic.

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<v Speaker 2>That's my kind of traffic guy line too, Hi Ellie

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<v Speaker 2>in the morning.

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<v Speaker 5>It is me, Yeah, Hi, who's this? Hey?

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<v Speaker 4>How you doing? Man?

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<v Speaker 7>My name is Blake.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm I'm like for Richmond.

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<v Speaker 1>H Yes, sir, what can I do for you?

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<v Speaker 7>I was just calling I heard you guys talking about

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<v Speaker 7>old guys and strip clubs and my first wife, her grandfather.

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<v Speaker 7>The guy was probably seventy five years old.

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<v Speaker 3>Man.

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<v Speaker 7>We would go to the strip club like every Friday.

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<v Speaker 1>Did they love him? Was he like the cute old man?

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 7>I bet yeah, yeah, yeah, they loved him. Man, And

0:24:54.520 --> 0:24:58.080
<v Speaker 7>he always had cash on him. Whenever we walked in.

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<v Speaker 7>He'd sit down at the table and I'd sit down

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<v Speaker 7>with them, and the girls will come up, they bring

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<v Speaker 7>him drinks. You know, right, you're doing. Who's this guy?

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<v Speaker 7>I mean, hilarious.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I bet they got taken care of.

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<v Speaker 2>I bet when you're seventy five, when you go in there,

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<v Speaker 2>you know how like a lot of the clubs have

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<v Speaker 2>like at least out in like the stage or the

0:25:16.840 --> 0:25:20.879
<v Speaker 2>public area, no touch rules. I bet I bet he

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<v Speaker 2>gets glanced across the cheek with a nipple.

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<v Speaker 1>I promise you he does. I promise that is.

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<v Speaker 7>Well, yeah, man, it happens, dude. Those old guys, man,

0:25:32.359 --> 0:25:34.639
<v Speaker 7>they got a name from themselves, and they you know,

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<v Speaker 7>they go all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely see if this thing works? All right? Very good,

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<v Speaker 1>very good, Thank you, my friend, thank you, sir.

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<v Speaker 8>Not the one all so far we were en I

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<v Speaker 8>feel the snake bite intermov never did I wanna be

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<v Speaker 8>here again?

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<v Speaker 2>Stop it because I have to go to line one.

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<v Speaker 1>Is this Rob Stalworth?

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<v Speaker 5>It certainly is.

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<v Speaker 1>What's up about string club?

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<v Speaker 2>Brother?

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<v Speaker 5>Nothing?

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<v Speaker 4>Man?

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<v Speaker 5>Respect? What's going on with?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey? How you doing?

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<v Speaker 4>Dude?

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<v Speaker 5>Man, I'm tired as a one legging man in an

0:26:15.720 --> 0:26:18.960
<v Speaker 5>ass kicking contest. I'm still moving, It's all good.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey.

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<v Speaker 2>So Tyler was telling me that I guess that you

0:26:22.760 --> 0:26:25.120
<v Speaker 2>you had said something during a like when they threw

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<v Speaker 2>to you to do traffic, that you you would wish

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<v Speaker 2>you wouldn't have spent all those ones at the club

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<v Speaker 2>back in the day.

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<v Speaker 5>I remember that they were talking about a contest and

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<v Speaker 5>I think we said something about some people giving up ones,

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<v Speaker 5>and I said, yeah, I wish I would have had

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<v Speaker 5>those back from the club back in the day. I

0:26:47.280 --> 0:26:49.919
<v Speaker 5>think i'd still be kind of heavy in my pocket.

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<v Speaker 5>But it's all good.

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<v Speaker 2>But I understand that when you said that, and I listen,

0:26:55.200 --> 0:26:55.680
<v Speaker 2>I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Know who was working the desk or anything.

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<v Speaker 2>At that point, it was like farting church, Rob, Like

0:27:00.760 --> 0:27:01.880
<v Speaker 2>it was quiet.

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<v Speaker 5>You know. We always try to make news and everything serious,

0:27:09.600 --> 0:27:13.080
<v Speaker 5>but realistically, guys, we just like to have fun. Traffic.

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<v Speaker 5>Get over it, you're sitting in it, you're dealing with it.

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<v Speaker 5>You do the same things every morning. I just get

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<v Speaker 5>up a lot of earlier than most people.

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<v Speaker 1>Amen. Amen, Hey, what was your what was your scrip?

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<v Speaker 2>Your strip club of joint, strip club of choice back

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<v Speaker 2>in the day.

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<v Speaker 5>Stop that, stop that you're gonna get me going now,

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<v Speaker 5>I forget the name of it. I grew up in Philly,

0:27:35.640 --> 0:27:38.720
<v Speaker 5>so a few different ones out there, but I didn't

0:27:38.760 --> 0:27:39.960
<v Speaker 5>really attend too many.

0:27:40.080 --> 0:27:42.280
<v Speaker 1>Wait, so Philly Delilah's Den?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh no, what where is it?

0:27:46.760 --> 0:27:51.520
<v Speaker 1>That was at the corner of what was it spring Garden?

0:27:51.800 --> 0:27:55.679
<v Speaker 2>And like at the waterfront, like near Broad and Spring Garden,

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<v Speaker 2>a little.

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<v Speaker 1>Further down, a little further down towards the.

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<v Speaker 5>Water Okay, okay, okay, so closer to Pennslanding.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>It.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't act like you don't know where it is.

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<v Speaker 5>I know what Penn's Landing is. I know where South

0:28:10.560 --> 0:28:13.720
<v Speaker 5>Street is. I don't think I've ever been there before.

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<v Speaker 5>I just imagine just a couple there were a couple

0:28:16.680 --> 0:28:18.480
<v Speaker 5>of hole in the walls in North Philly.

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<v Speaker 1>Those are called glory holes.

0:28:20.040 --> 0:28:25.920
<v Speaker 4>Roma glory hole.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell me you never used one of those.

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<v Speaker 5>No, No, okay, not at all. I mean I was

0:28:31.040 --> 0:28:33.480
<v Speaker 5>born in Brooklyn, so it might have been a glory

0:28:33.480 --> 0:28:36.239
<v Speaker 5>hole back in the day in Times Square, but I

0:28:36.240 --> 0:28:37.560
<v Speaker 5>didn't ever do what it was called.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, so you bound. I don't want to say you

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<v Speaker 1>bounced all over. I've been fired. I guarantee you way

0:28:43.320 --> 0:28:46.000
<v Speaker 1>more than you have did you Were you working in

0:28:46.120 --> 0:28:49.400
<v Speaker 1>radio before? Were you? Were you working in radio in Philly?

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<v Speaker 5>No, I didn't work in radio in Philly. I worked

0:28:52.720 --> 0:28:55.360
<v Speaker 5>at CNN Radio in Atlanta for a few years.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of strip clubs in Atlanta, I'm surprised.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, but I was married at the time, so I

0:29:01.440 --> 0:29:03.280
<v Speaker 5>didn't frequent Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, well, I know you weren't married when you

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<v Speaker 1>got to Philly.

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<v Speaker 6>Man.

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<v Speaker 5>Being raised in Philadelphia, No, not at that time. Spent

0:29:12.800 --> 0:29:17.000
<v Speaker 5>my formative years there. I loved it, and uh you

0:29:17.040 --> 0:29:19.040
<v Speaker 5>know now I'm down here enjoying.

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<v Speaker 1>Life right and you love it here?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh? Of course. I mean I think this is a

0:29:23.280 --> 0:29:27.040
<v Speaker 5>great city, great amalgamation of people down here. It's a

0:29:27.080 --> 0:29:29.800
<v Speaker 5>good mixing bowl. Never a dull moment.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, why don't you do why don't you do traffic

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<v Speaker 1>for us? Don't do it for top?

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<v Speaker 5>Come on, man, you guys know tops the best. Don't

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<v Speaker 5>even start.

0:29:37.480 --> 0:29:39.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh please, come on, you tell Matt Mills you want

0:29:39.920 --> 0:29:41.200
<v Speaker 2>to go, you want to do our traffic.

0:29:42.160 --> 0:29:44.960
<v Speaker 5>We can always work something out. I be a guest appearance.

0:29:45.400 --> 0:29:48.200
<v Speaker 1>There we go. Now now we're talking.

0:29:48.600 --> 0:29:51.040
<v Speaker 5>Look, I probably have more jokes on there that I

0:29:51.040 --> 0:29:51.480
<v Speaker 5>could air.

0:29:51.920 --> 0:29:57.160
<v Speaker 2>No, you know what, you and I we need to

0:29:57.200 --> 0:29:59.560
<v Speaker 2>go out. You and I need to go drinking and

0:29:59.640 --> 0:30:00.880
<v Speaker 2>smoking than a strip club.

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<v Speaker 5>Well I don't smoke cigarettes. I drink tequila. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>we could do something, but I don't know if it's

0:30:08.400 --> 0:30:10.680
<v Speaker 5>going to be at a strip club. These days, I'm

0:30:10.680 --> 0:30:11.800
<v Speaker 5>a little more reserved.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. By the way, I never said the word cigarettes.

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<v Speaker 5>Ooh, there you go.

0:30:19.520 --> 0:30:21.000
<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm talking about.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey.

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<v Speaker 5>By the way, Rock I like tea. I like.

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<v Speaker 1>You should know.

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<v Speaker 2>We combined traffic and weed this morning when we were Yeah, no,

0:30:31.920 --> 0:30:34.080
<v Speaker 2>your two favorite things and tequila.

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<v Speaker 5>Man, we were having Man, you give me a contract

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<v Speaker 5>right now?

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<v Speaker 1>Amen? Take that Oxley.

0:30:40.920 --> 0:30:44.080
<v Speaker 2>No, No, we were talking about we were talking about

0:30:44.120 --> 0:30:49.840
<v Speaker 2>a what is considered open container with weed in a car?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, based on the laws, now, anything really is not

0:30:56.440 --> 0:31:01.480
<v Speaker 5>considered open container. Since most states of recreation in Maryland.

0:31:01.960 --> 0:31:09.040
<v Speaker 5>Virginia is still behind the times with doing legal let's

0:31:09.040 --> 0:31:14.200
<v Speaker 5>say medical marijuana and cannabis and everything else. In DC's

0:31:14.320 --> 0:31:15.600
<v Speaker 5>like the wild wild West.

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<v Speaker 1>If I had to guess, I bet you moved into

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<v Speaker 1>d C.

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<v Speaker 5>That would be a negative.

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<v Speaker 1>Really.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh no, no, no, peace and quiet, man, I live

0:31:26.520 --> 0:31:27.720
<v Speaker 5>in Virginia.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that surprises me. Somebody that sounds like they get

0:31:31.000 --> 0:31:32.720
<v Speaker 2>after it as much as you. I'm surprised you went

0:31:32.720 --> 0:31:34.000
<v Speaker 2>to the behind the time state.

0:31:35.320 --> 0:31:39.280
<v Speaker 5>I'm quiet with it, you know, I'm quiet with it.

0:31:41.880 --> 0:31:44.520
<v Speaker 5>People sometimes like to move in silence, and that's me.

0:31:44.800 --> 0:31:46.280
<v Speaker 1>There you go, there you go.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, dude, Hey, I want to let me get

0:31:48.720 --> 0:31:51.360
<v Speaker 2>your phone number. We have to stay in touch.

0:31:52.480 --> 0:31:54.720
<v Speaker 5>No problem at all. We'll give it to you off air.

0:31:54.840 --> 0:31:56.960
<v Speaker 5>Not an issue at all. I don't want these random

0:31:57.000 --> 0:31:59.040
<v Speaker 5>folks calling me say, hey, I heard you this morning.

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<v Speaker 5>You're talking about we B You got anything.

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<v Speaker 1>The answer to that is yes, all right, Rob, hold

0:32:05.520 --> 0:32:09.520
<v Speaker 1>tight one second, hold on what. I love him. By

0:32:09.600 --> 0:32:11.360
<v Speaker 1>the way, I'll never hearing the same way again.

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<v Speaker 6>It m