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Speaker 1: It's camp.

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Speaker 2: I am sixty and you're listening to The Conway Show

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Speaker 2: on demand on the iHeartRadio app.

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Speaker 1: It is the Conway Show. Mark Thompson's here.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, Tim, and thank you everyone and collected masses.

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Speaker 3: Please be seated.

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Speaker 2: I was so jealous on Sunday that you were here.

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Speaker 2: Krozier was here, and I was listening on the way

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Speaker 2: to getting my ass kicked at sant Anita, and I

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Speaker 2: heard you guys talking about how you both got worked

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Speaker 2: in auctions.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we tell the story.

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Speaker 1: I thought, can you tell that story again?

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Speaker 3: Sure, I'll tell it again. Krozier story. I thought it

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Speaker 3: was even better.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that was So we'll save Krozers for a second

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Speaker 2: because he leapfrogged over you.

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Speaker 3: Oh his is really good. But sort of in the

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Speaker 3: same general vein. I was am seeing an event this

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Speaker 3: past weekend and it just seemed as though it was

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Speaker 3: an autism event and you know, a beautiful anti Yeah,

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Speaker 3: it was the center. They do a lot of treatment

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Speaker 3: and outreach with families and those who are Yeah, exactly,

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Speaker 3: what's the callism world. It's called ed Asner Family Center.

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Speaker 3: And so this is a fundraiser for that center and Matt,

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Speaker 3: who is Ed's son, is heading things up with his

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Speaker 3: wife Nova. Anyway, So you get to the auction part

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Speaker 3: of things, and it's a fundraiser, and there are these

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Speaker 3: four nights in Thailand somewhere. I didn't really pay attention

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Speaker 3: to what it was. I saw a villa. It was a villa.

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Speaker 1: How does that auction operate? You have a paddle with

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Speaker 1: your number.

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Speaker 3: People had paddles. I didn't even have a paddle. That's

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Speaker 3: how epathetic this is. I wasn't planning on all. I

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Speaker 3: me MC. I didn't plan on buying anything or bidding

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Speaker 3: on anything necessarily. Or maybe you're just an oversight. But

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Speaker 3: we started the bidding at one thousand dollars and somebody

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Speaker 3: in the crowd bids one thousand dollars and he says,

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Speaker 3: do I hear two thousand dollars?

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Speaker 1: And you're sing this?

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Speaker 3: I'm am seeing it. I'm not actually on stage. I'm

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Speaker 3: just I'm just kind of like there. With the opening

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Speaker 3: remarks and remarks through the night.

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Speaker 2: You feel able is that you're all that you're an

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Speaker 2: MC and they don't have somebody with autism?

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Speaker 3: Oh I never thought of it that way. Yeah, Well,

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Speaker 3: we have autism in my family, so I feel connected

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Speaker 3: to it. But you make a good point. Maybe I'll

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Speaker 3: be disqualified next year, but after this they probably will

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Speaker 3: want me back. Because I noticed that there was nobody

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Speaker 3: bidding two thousand, only the thousand, and I just felt bad.

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Speaker 3: So I said two thousand.

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Speaker 1: It's a trip to where.

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Speaker 3: It's not a trip that would be different. It's not

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Speaker 3: a trip four days you get there on your own.

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Speaker 3: It's four days in this villa in time Thailands. It's

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Speaker 3: like a like, are the what are the famous vacation

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Speaker 3: spots in Thailand? That's one of them? Okay, So then

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Speaker 3: like nobody's bidding anything more, and he goes, please bid

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Speaker 3: something more. But then somebody said three thousand, and they

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Speaker 3: were pretty quick with it. Tim, You know, it wasn't

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Speaker 3: like sure so Ipan maybe a little earlier. I thought,

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Speaker 3: oh good, now people are getting on board. We're picking

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Speaker 3: a momentum. And so then he says, how about four thousand,

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Speaker 3: and nobody it's quiet. I'm thinking this thing is going

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Speaker 3: to go for three thousand dollars. It's kind of insulting,

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Speaker 3: I would sort of. So I'm going to push it along.

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Speaker 3: So I yell and raise my hand four thousand. Wow,

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Speaker 3: and uh, they said, oh that's so great. Mark Thompson,

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Speaker 3: A wow, you're gonna be You're gonna have four thousand dollars.

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Speaker 3: That's just terrific. And I'm thinking somebody else is going

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Speaker 3: to come in here for whatever, and nobody did come

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Speaker 3: in forever. Oh no, for whatever. And I ended up

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Speaker 3: buying a trip.

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Speaker 1: When do you have to use it by I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I don't know any of the details except for the

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Speaker 3: me to pay for it. That's all I know. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: call st the American Express swat team met me on

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Speaker 3: the way out. Yeah, you you know you bumped it.

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Speaker 3: You bumped the card, that's why. But Krozier had a

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Speaker 3: better story even than that.

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Speaker 2: You got you gotta hit with these hit with with

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Speaker 2: a an accidental purchase.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely.

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Speaker 5: My first wife and I were at a some some

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Speaker 5: charity thing for some medical thing. I couldn't even tell

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Speaker 5: Pete Rodney, Pete's wife was one of the sort of

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Speaker 5: co hosts, and Jason Ritter, John Rutter's kid was there

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Speaker 5: was part of it as well, and all night and

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Speaker 5: it was like at the Beverly Hills, you know, hotel.

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Speaker 5: So it was like high fluting, a lot of money

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Speaker 2: Stuff running the risk of radically insulting you. How were

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Speaker 5: My ex worked for a medical company that had something

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Speaker 6: None to do with me personally. I was along for

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Speaker 5: They had a silent auction and then they had the

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Speaker 5: big auction afterwards, and money's flowing, you know, everybody's bidding

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Speaker 5: big bids, you know, thousand, But the biggest one of

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Speaker 5: the night was the very last one, and it was

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Speaker 5: a set of earrings and a necklace matching necklace. It

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Speaker 5: was like blue sapphire or something like that. Yeah, beautiful stuff.

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Speaker 5: And uh and we hadn't bid on anything, you know,

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Speaker 1: Moved all night.

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Speaker 6: And they said, all right, we'll start the bid.

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Speaker 5: Off we eight thousand dollars and wife looks at me

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Speaker 5: and I go, all right, I'll goose a little bit

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Speaker 5: eight thousand.

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Speaker 1: Not a single bit came in after that. How did

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Speaker 1: you pay for it. Did you have that kind of

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Speaker 6: Was on a credit card?

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, my wife got it in the divorce,

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Speaker 5: got the set.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's horrible.

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Speaker 2: So it's eight thousand plus twenty seven percent you know interest,

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Speaker 2: you know every time every month you don't pay it off.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god.

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Speaker 5: For that, For that gleaming moment, everybody was like, look

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Speaker 5: at you, nice young man, well done.

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Speaker 1: And I just well, you at least buzzed. Is that

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Speaker 5: I honestly couldn't remember, but it was a fairly sober

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Speaker 5: it was, you know, it was a thought out sort

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Speaker 5: of thing, for bidden. Nobody seemed to be shy on

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Speaker 5: I'll partake in the fun and the festivities. Eight thousand dollars.

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 2: I don't have a story like that, but I went

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Speaker 2: to one of those big events that was an auction.

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Speaker 1: And what you do when you get there, you give.

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Speaker 2: Them your credit card information and then it's associated with

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Speaker 2: your paddle and they can make it the association pretty

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Speaker 2: So I get to this auction and or this charity event,

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Speaker 2: and they said Hey, you know you want to give

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Speaker 2: us your credit card, we'll give you a paddle. And

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Speaker 2: I said, buddy, I'm busted out. I don't get anything going.

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Speaker 2: I got your paddle, I barely. I mean, I park

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Speaker 2: This is not the guy that's going to cure AIDS

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Speaker 2: or cancer or whatever is rolling around this auditorium. I said,

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Speaker 2: I'm not that guy. And he said, well, everybody has,

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Speaker 2: you know. It gives a credit card and then you

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Speaker 2: give the paddle even if you don't use it, you know,

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Speaker 2: I said, okay, get in the credit card. So all

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Speaker 2: night long my paddle was frozen. It was just you know,

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Speaker 1: An ice a on it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I went, I purposely burned it. I took it

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Speaker 3: Of the high I do destroy this battle right away.

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Speaker 2: And so the next I'm like, I'm like, two weeks later,

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Speaker 2: I see my credit card statement and they charged me

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Speaker 2: thirty five hundred dollars for an item. And I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 2: I didn't buy an item. It must have got mixed

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Speaker 2: up with somebody else's. So I called the auction. I said, hey,

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Speaker 2: I didn't buy anything. They charged me thirty five hundred

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Speaker 2: dollars and they said, oh, no, you bid on something.

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Speaker 1: I said, no, I didn't. I didn't bid on anything.

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Speaker 2: And then they said, okay, then we'll try to figure

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Speaker 2: it out, and so like took another week and they

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Speaker 2: and they said, okay, what's somebody else's bid? But we

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Speaker 2: had four of them, and somebody thought they saw your

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Speaker 2: paddle being raised. So we're going to send you the item.

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Speaker 2: And I said, no, no, no, no, no, I said, but

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Speaker 2: I said, what's the item? And they said it's it's

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Speaker 2: a balloon ride in del Mar. Two nights at a

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Speaker 1: Ride and wine and cheese, and I.

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Speaker 3: Two nights at the waste of money hotels, right yeah?

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Speaker 2: And I said, I swear I'm at del Mar at

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Speaker 2: the track. I'm not with the balloons and the wine

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Speaker 2: and the crackers and the you know, couterie.

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Speaker 1: Board or coutery board or whatever it is.

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Speaker 2: And I said, I said, And then she says, so

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Speaker 2: you want me to reverse the charges and it's going

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Speaker 2: to affect all these kids that otherwise would have benefited.

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Speaker 2: What a great play from your thirty five hundred dollars

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Speaker 2: and I said, one hundred percent, give the kids my

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Speaker 2: number one.

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Speaker 4: I am.

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Speaker 1: I am not going down. I don't have that kind

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Speaker 1: of dough another kind of money of cellars.

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Speaker 3: I get sucked out of those all the time. Sadly,

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Speaker 3: it's just in the moment you do it. But yours

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Speaker 3: is truly a mistake though, right.

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Speaker 2: But you've got to watch giving your credit card because

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Speaker 2: another buddy of mine that happened to him at an

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Speaker 2: too wealthy, they don't look at their credit card statement,

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Speaker 2: you know.

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Speaker 1: And then or in that.

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Speaker 3: Last moment when she pushed on you, they would have gone, yeah,

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Speaker 3: you're right, okay.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, right, yeah, I think I'd do some of that

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Speaker 2: on purpose, and she she got the wrong cat. Well,

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Speaker 2: these you know, these babies are dying of you know whatever,

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Speaker 2: they were not selling it to you.

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Speaker 5: It's a beautiful ride where you see the landscape.

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Speaker 2: That's not me, sweetie. I'm sorry, I'm not. I told

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Speaker 2: you when I got there, I'm not your type.

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Speaker 6: You don't like the taste of the grape, sister Conway, but.

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Speaker 2: Those things are really reserved for wealthy people. You know, man,

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Speaker 2: everybody there had a high end car. Everybody was bidding,

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Speaker 2: you know, throwing their paddle up at forty thousand dollars car.

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Speaker 3: I have it, and when we come back, I have

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Speaker 3: a story about that. And that isn't always true. You're

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Speaker 3: got a room drenched with money, and like, I'm the

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Speaker 3: only one who bids on something. Oh really, you people

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Speaker 3: could buy and something what you have in your pockets.

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Speaker 2: Mark Thompson, who is in the house. You got a

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Speaker 3: You were saying that, oh, you know, those auctions are

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Speaker 3: this technology allows guys in Beverly Hills or whatever in

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Speaker 3: So I go there and it said fundraiser in bel

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Speaker 3: they get us all in this room, they say we're

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Speaker 3: It's a short movie about what we do, and then

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Speaker 3: start and I'm thinking in my mind, all right, five

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Speaker 3: You know, they're going to start at one hundred thousand,

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Speaker 3: So finally they got down to a thousand. I thought,

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Speaker 3: So I thought, I have to take my five hundred

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Speaker 3: So a thousand. She calls it up, and I lift

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Speaker 2: Now, but you know, and I think people get burned out.

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Speaker 3: Of doll Yeah. There's something in the charity world called

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Speaker 1: With it with the title that dead on.

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Speaker 2: I mean it is with all these creative people in

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Speaker 3: I don't think it's a marketing thing. I think it's

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Speaker 2: Tired of but tired of supporting charity fatigue.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, But at the point is you can only squeeze

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Speaker 3: I did? Yeah, give them a thousand and and hopefully

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're the best.

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Speaker 3: All right.

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Speaker 4: You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI

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Speaker 4: AM six forty.

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Speaker 1: This happened. This is the story. Who requested this.

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Speaker 3: This guy Greg, who wrote into my show and he

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Speaker 3: listens to you clearly on this show. Greg Hutton, this

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Speaker 1: All right, I haven't told this story in years.

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Speaker 3: He said, Mark. Here's a fun fact. There's a real Tali.

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Speaker 3: This is my my email address on my show. Is

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Speaker 3: that the Mark Thompson Show at gmail dot com. So

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Speaker 3: this is what we came in through that. Here's a

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Speaker 3: where you can view the eclipse. I hope you and

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Speaker 3: Conway make it out there. When you're on the Conway

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Speaker 3: Show today, will you tell the story of the body scan?

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, here's here's here's what happened. There was a

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Speaker 1: And I said okay. I said, hey, Mark, you want

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Speaker 2: And Mark said, I don't really want to do the

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that'll make a chance for you and me to

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Speaker 3: My recollection of the entire thing was that the hopes

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Speaker 3: and I do my body scan and you do your body's.

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Speaker 3: And they say and Mark, do you want it? And

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Speaker 2: And then so I get really depressed, thinking, Okay, this

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Speaker 3: I just remember that came in and you whatever depression

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Speaker 3: And then they turn to me and they go, you see,

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Speaker 3: and then you come out and now we're just kind

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Speaker 3: of hanging out we're waiting. I think we're having like

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Speaker 3: a bottle of water, whatever it must be. And then

440
00:19:29,359 --> 00:19:33,640
Speaker 3: the nurse comes in and she says, Mark, I'll go yeah.

441
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:36,360
Speaker 3: I'm thinking, hell, you're gonna well, you'll be. I got

442
00:19:36,359 --> 00:19:40,520
Speaker 3: good news, same as Conway. You are clear. The doctor

443
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Speaker 3: would like to see you in the next office. And

444
00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:45,760
Speaker 3: I said it's okay, he can come in. Tell everybody

445
00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:47,480
Speaker 3: we're all palsires. She said, no, I really think you

446
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Speaker 3: need to he really wants to see you privately.

447
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Speaker 2: And I'm walking in with Mark into the office and

448
00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:53,119
Speaker 2: the nurse says, no, no, no, we just needed to

449
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Speaker 2: speak to Mark privately.

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Speaker 3: So now I'm starting to really wonder what's going on.

451
00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:02,920
Speaker 3: And still though with this confidence, like come on, I mean,

452
00:20:03,359 --> 00:20:06,760
Speaker 3: if Conway got the clear, Bill, I'm going to get

453
00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:10,320
Speaker 3: the clear. And then he says, I want you to

454
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Speaker 3: look at something. And then he points out this thing.

455
00:20:14,359 --> 00:20:16,639
Speaker 3: I can barely see it, which I guess is the

456
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Speaker 3: way the body works. It's a little circle. It's a

457
00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:26,359
Speaker 3: little like tiny circle, and it's in my lungs. He said,

458
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Speaker 3: I think we need to watch this said, I'm not

459
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Speaker 3: saying it's anything, but we need to make sure it's

460
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Speaker 3: not growing, So I'd like you to have another scan

461
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Speaker 3: in another I forget what he said three months, six months, whatever,

462
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Speaker 3: And now I am legit depressed. I mean, I'm like,

463
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Speaker 3: this is horrible. I didn't even want this thing, and

464
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Speaker 3: now I might have something serious and.

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Speaker 2: We're going to go get some deep afterwards. And you

466
00:20:58,119 --> 00:21:00,200
Speaker 2: were so depressed. I'm like, hey, I got to get

467
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Speaker 2: out of here. And I remember driving away and looking

468
00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:04,359
Speaker 2: in the rear view mirror. I'm like, oh, I just

469
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:09,240
Speaker 2: fed up my buddy's life. He had this scan. Now

470
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:13,440
Speaker 2: he's a hypochondriact. Anyway, he's gonna be worried that he's dying.

471
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Speaker 2: And now he's driving all the way home worrying about

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Speaker 2: this scan.

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Speaker 3: So six months later, I go down six months for

474
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Speaker 3: the same scan, now only no conway, no room full

475
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Speaker 3: of people, just me and the nurse checking me in.

476
00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:30,600
Speaker 3: I get in the gown or whatever it is, and

477
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Speaker 3: I lie in the tube. They do it again and

478
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Speaker 3: it looks the same or with such minuscule growth that

479
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Speaker 3: it's not a concern. So I'm thinking great, only he says, no,

480
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Speaker 3: I really want to see it again in another six months.

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Speaker 1: Well that went on two more. No way, I didn't

482
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Speaker 1: know that. I was not out of the woods until

483
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Speaker 1: four scans. Wow.

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Speaker 3: But that all happened because we were going to go

485
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Speaker 3: to Lynchen, Orange County after it. Yeah, sponsor meeting, nice job.

486
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Speaker 2: But to drive away looking in my rear view mirror

487
00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:07,600
Speaker 2: at this guy and he's got the paperwork with him,

488
00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:09,800
Speaker 2: he's looking down at it and he's depressed out of

489
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Speaker 2: his mind, and I look at the rear view mirror

490
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Speaker 2: and I drive away.

491
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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, man, I just f this guy up.

492
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Speaker 2: This guy is going to be a basket case for

493
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Speaker 2: the next three years. It was what what was it though?

494
00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:24,520
Speaker 2: I mean, they have a determined I don't know whatever

495
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Speaker 2: it is.

496
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Speaker 3: It's it's not growing at a rate that they're that

497
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Speaker 3: can that they're concerned with.

498
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Speaker 1: I felt horrible.

499
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Speaker 3: I felt it was definitely a because the anxiety creates

500
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Speaker 3: is not helpful.

501
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Speaker 1: No, no, it's the worst.

502
00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:38,159
Speaker 2: The anxiety attached to it is worse than the actual

503
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Speaker 2: you know spot exactly.

504
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the worst.

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Speaker 3: Man.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't believe that was the scan story. That's so horrible.

507
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Speaker 2: I talked you into the scale and screwed your life

508
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Speaker 2: up for like two years.

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Speaker 3: I think I know other people who've done and the

510
00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:54,359
Speaker 3: discovered things, and they've been glad they've done it.

511
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Speaker 1: Though, Oh I recommend it.

512
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's really a positive thing. It's just that that

513
00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:01,040
Speaker 3: particular one took a right turn because I was I

514
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:02,040
Speaker 3: wasn't there to get one.

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Speaker 1: That's right, buddy, that's right man. No more lunch is

516
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:05,800
Speaker 1: with me, Jing Dong.

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Speaker 4: You're listening to Tim conwaytun You're on demyl from KFI

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Speaker 4: AM six forty.

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Speaker 2: This is a sign of the times where I check

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00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:26,600
Speaker 2: I check email every day three four times a day.

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00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:31,240
Speaker 2: I check my text probably ten times an hour maybe

522
00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:34,280
Speaker 2: maybe ten times an hour on average, and I check

523
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:41,199
Speaker 2: voicemail about once every other month maybe. And there was

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Speaker 2: a woman in I'm sorry, there's a person in sales.

525
00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:54,000
Speaker 2: Figure there's a person in sales who I've told them.

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Speaker 2: I said, hey, I never checked my voicemail. Don't please,

527
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Speaker 2: don't leave me a voicemail, just text me. I'll call

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Speaker 2: you back immediately. And person said okay. And I get

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00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:09,280
Speaker 2: a voicemail all the time all the time, like, hey,

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Speaker 2: it's it's Hostally.

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Speaker 1: The same person. I'm sorry, what did you just say, Hey.

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Speaker 3: It's.

533
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Speaker 1: It's it's Honstally.

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Speaker 6: You know you're saying her name.

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Speaker 1: What you're not doing your Yeah, I got my right?

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Speaker 6: No, no, no, it's off today.

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00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:31,679
Speaker 1: No, it's notice. We know exactly who you're talking about.

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Speaker 1: You know what you're talking about?

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Speaker 3: Who?

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Speaker 1: Leslie? I don't know is there Leslie?

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Speaker 6: And you think you sound like this?

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Speaker 1: I do, but really you sound like this. Okay, I

543
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Speaker 1: screwed that up?

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Speaker 3: What the hell?

545
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:50,159
Speaker 2: But man, oh man, it's it's like pulling teeth with

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Speaker 2: this one. And she always leaves a voicemail going, oh

547
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Speaker 2: that's right. You don't check voicemail for every month? Call

548
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Speaker 2: me right knowing.

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Speaker 1: That I'm not going. I don't check it. I don't

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00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:02,000
Speaker 1: check voicemail. Nobody checks voicemail.

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00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:06,399
Speaker 2: You know, you'd have to be rude to constantly a

552
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:11,320
Speaker 2: you know, voicemail people. So you call her back, I

553
00:25:11,359 --> 00:25:13,320
Speaker 2: didn't you know what she said? Hey, there's a meeting

554
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:16,560
Speaker 2: in ten minutes. It was three weeks ago. So I go,

555
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:22,600
Speaker 2: So I missed out on that meeting. I mean, I look,

556
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Speaker 2: I told her I'll call you back immediately on text.

557
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:29,080
Speaker 2: But I just don't check voicemail other voicemails.

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Speaker 6: Hey, where are you at? We're having the meeting right now?

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00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:32,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, because nobody ever calls me.

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00:25:33,119 --> 00:25:36,080
Speaker 2: You know, I think it's rude to call people now

561
00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:38,280
Speaker 2: in today's day and age, I think you have to

562
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Speaker 2: text somebody and say, hey, you got a second.

563
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Speaker 1: Can I call you?

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Speaker 6: Yeah? You always do that with me.

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Speaker 1: I always have it like do you have a couple

566
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Speaker 1: of minutes?

567
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Speaker 6: Can I call you?

568
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Speaker 1: Like that?

569
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Speaker 2: Yeah, all of a sudden, because if not, it's rude.

570
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Speaker 2: Like my wife and I are driving in the car

571
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Speaker 2: and we're just driving, talking, driving, talking. All of a sudden, bang, Oh,

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Speaker 2: my buddy's in the car with us too, right, the

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Speaker 2: three of us. All of a sudden, it's like opening

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Speaker 2: the door and getting in the car with the couple.

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00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:09,040
Speaker 2: You know, that's what you're doing, you know, saying oh, Billy, Hey,

576
00:26:09,119 --> 00:26:10,159
Speaker 2: how you doing, Rob.

577
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:12,400
Speaker 1: Nice to see you. Hey, we're just yeah, traveling.

578
00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:18,400
Speaker 2: And you always always have to say you're with your wife,

579
00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:23,440
Speaker 2: or you're with your girlfriend or your daughter, because most

580
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:28,359
Speaker 2: guys will go into the you know, describing their last

581
00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:31,679
Speaker 2: s that they took. It's not a thing women do,

582
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:36,680
Speaker 2: but the thing guys do. And you sure, yes, Crozier,

583
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Speaker 2: don't deny it.

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Speaker 6: I mean I do mean that.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's great, that's a great save I was gonna

586
00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:48,879
Speaker 2: think less of you if you did, if you didn't

587
00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:53,920
Speaker 2: talk about your s with your friends like you're really

588
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:59,520
Speaker 2: good friends believe Well, yeah, I didn't make it home

589
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Speaker 2: for the rest. I had to stop at a mpm

590
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:05,000
Speaker 2: oh Man, me too. I think it was the potatoes.

591
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:09,080
Speaker 2: As you get older, the conversations get more frequent. But yeah,

592
00:27:09,119 --> 00:27:11,800
Speaker 2: guys do that. You know, guys will say I was

593
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:15,320
Speaker 2: at the airport, parking at the airport, and I saw

594
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:19,320
Speaker 2: the biggest you know, duty in the parking lot, and like,

595
00:27:19,359 --> 00:27:20,720
Speaker 2: take a picture of it and send it to the friends,

596
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:21,520
Speaker 2: Go look at this thing.

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00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:26,080
Speaker 1: I don't think we didn't do that.

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00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:27,280
Speaker 6: I didn't know.

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00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:32,040
Speaker 1: I don't do that.

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Speaker 2: But but if you do take a photo, you also

601
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:36,680
Speaker 2: have to be careful in your rolodex.

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00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:38,600
Speaker 1: Who you you know, send that off to.

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00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:43,200
Speaker 2: I'm constantly going no, no, no, no, no, no.

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Speaker 6: Yes, yes, probably wouldn't just leave it in there afterwards.

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00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:49,400
Speaker 2: No, no, it's got to be deleted, and it's got

606
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:50,879
Speaker 2: to only go to a certain level.

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00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:53,320
Speaker 1: Of guys who would find this amusing.

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00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:56,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, mostly track guys. And then you know what, the

609
00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:58,480
Speaker 2: you run the risk of them sending another one back.

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00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:03,720
Speaker 2: You think that's something it's a competition about this. I

611
00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:06,360
Speaker 2: saw this at Hollywood Park in nineteen seventy eight. Wait,

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Speaker 2: how do you have that on your phone? Well, I

613
00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:10,520
Speaker 2: transferred it. I paid to have a transfer to. Oh well,

614
00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:12,040
Speaker 2: it's kind of worth it, kind of worth it. That

615
00:28:12,119 --> 00:28:16,520
Speaker 2: is spectacular. Fish, that is kind of spectacular. Somebody really

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00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:19,760
Speaker 2: went for it. But but Billio, I can ask you

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Speaker 2: as a woman. You're a woman, right, yeah, okay, girl.

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00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:25,840
Speaker 2: Women don't do that, do they?

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Speaker 6: No? No, gosh no. And I don't know, wouldn't admit

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Speaker 6: it if they did.

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I think they would they. I think they like to

623
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Speaker 1: be like guys that way where they are admitted. But

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Speaker 1: they're just.

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Speaker 5: There's some people that were at the station that you

626
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Speaker 5: can say that's true, that's totally true.

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Speaker 1: I mean, are you talking about a picture of it? No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: bull no no, no, no no no. But if you

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Speaker 1: just do we just connect with you?

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Speaker 2: Do we just connect with you?

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Speaker 3: No? No, no, no, I just I take a picture of

632
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:57,720
Speaker 3: my dogs doing and send it to people.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, no, I don't. I think that's a whole

634
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:06,920
Speaker 2: new levels this.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is can't what happened to Rush Limbaugh?

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:16,000
Speaker 1: I don't know, so when I went downhill after he left.

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00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:19,440
Speaker 1: What you're stuck with? I want to change my answer.

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Speaker 6: I guess some women do.

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Speaker 2: Anybody you know, I've never heard you do it? Four syllables?

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Speaker 1: All right, very good.

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00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:57,000
Speaker 2: Isn't there a murder we can talk about or a

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00:29:57,120 --> 00:30:00,640
Speaker 2: crime or something? Ah? All right, we got to take

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00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:03,560
Speaker 2: a break care we're live. I apologize for that. That's,

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Speaker 2: you know one Every once in a while, you know,

646
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Speaker 2: you get a brain fart and it gets away on

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Speaker 2: you Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. Now,

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Speaker 2: you can always hear us live on KFI Am six

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00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:19,600
Speaker 2: forty four to seven pm Monday through Friday, and anytime

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