Speaker 1: I think that's fine.
Speaker 2: Every time we do a Christmas wish, we kind of
Speaker 2: wrap it up with a Christmas song, and it doesn't always.
Speaker 1: Have to be a morose, sad Christmas song.
Speaker 2: We were talking in our U Lately Club meeting last
Speaker 2: night about that horrible Christmas song about the bus crash.
Speaker 2: Can you google the name of the Tide. It just
Speaker 2: searched Christmas song bus crash and it'll come up.
Speaker 3: And it's just it's called old fashion Christmas.
Speaker 2: Yeah, very good, Vaut look at you, and it's just
Speaker 2: if you get a chance listen to it, it is
Speaker 2: worse than Christmas Shoes. Christmas Shoes is at least a
Speaker 2: pretty song. This song is just dopey, like, oh, it's
Speaker 2: a bus crash. Everybody died, but Daddy didn't die. Let's celebrate.
Speaker 3: We got to play that on the show.
Speaker 1: Write it down, Jenny, we'll play it tomorrow. What's it called, though?
Speaker 4: But what it's called an old fashioned Christmas? And for
Speaker 4: some reason I have next to it Daddy's Home. I
Speaker 4: don't know if that's like the.
Speaker 1: Title. All right, do this, Vonn's gonna stir the pot
Speaker 1: and see what's on Vaughn's mind. What do you got.
Speaker 4: Get rid of Christmas caroling. I hate to beat the grnch,
Speaker 4: but nobody really enjoys Christmas caroling at all.
Speaker 3: I would, of course you would, Bailey.
Speaker 1: No, do you mean the singers or the recipients?
Speaker 3: I think both.
Speaker 4: I think it's just as uncomfortable as whenever you go
Speaker 4: when you guys a hypy birthday song.
Speaker 3: To you at a restaurant.
Speaker 4: I as the recipient, I just kind of have to
Speaker 4: sit here and wait till you're done. It's just kind
Speaker 4: of awkward, make a weird facial expression. And then as
Speaker 4: the person that sings, it's just awkward, like we don't
Speaker 4: really want to be standing out here in the cold,
Speaker 4: singing we wish you on Marry Christmas.
Speaker 3: We wish you a merry Christmas. I can see your face.
Speaker 4: I can see that you really are Could you could
Speaker 4: care less about anything that we are doing right now?
Speaker 5: I feel like it would. I understand where you're coming from. Where, Like,
Speaker 5: if they're standing very close to me and I can
Speaker 5: see their face and I know that they can see mine,
Speaker 5: I might feel awkward. Yeah, But if I'm standing, you know,
Speaker 5: thirty feet away singing and there's I don't know a
Speaker 5: collection of people all listening.
Speaker 3: It's easier for.
Speaker 1: Me to shut it on.
Speaker 2: I'm ficturing Bailey like three feet away from me, and
Speaker 2: she's looking right at me.
Speaker 1: Go bring us some figgie pudding.
Speaker 3: Now, bring us some piggy pudding.
Speaker 2: Like I'd have on a fake smile like the movie smile.
Speaker 2: That would be super creepy and uncomfortable. But if it's
Speaker 2: like you know, a group of people and they kind
Speaker 2: of blend into each other, I wouldn't mind Christmas carollers.
Speaker 5: No, I want to be in a Christmas carol group.
Speaker 5: Let me know if you have one, I want to
Speaker 5: be in it. I'm an alto.
Speaker 4: Because how you, I mean, do you? I don't know
Speaker 4: how it works. You sing a couple of songs. You
Speaker 4: just sing one song really just one, yeah.
Speaker 3: One, maybe two, and then you move on to the
Speaker 3: next spot. See that's so annoying.
Speaker 4: If I see you pull up on my ring camera,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna cut off all the lights and be like, no,
Speaker 4: nobody's ho, what a screwge.
Speaker 2: We used to do it in youth group when I
Speaker 2: was in school, and I told this story earlier. Coincidentally,
Speaker 2: this is back in the day when it was like
Speaker 2: encouraged to pack fifteen kids in the back of a
Speaker 2: pickup bed and you drive around the icy roads in Colorado.
Speaker 2: And Mark Connell always bought a brought a bottle of
Speaker 2: Jack Daniels if we were fourteen years old, so we'd
Speaker 2: pass our we were in Colorado, y ass around a
Speaker 2: bottle of Jack Daniels and drink Jack Daniels and then
Speaker 2: stagger out of the pickup bed, go sing we bring
Speaker 2: us pick.
Speaker 1: A shout out, markl and Jack Daniels.
Speaker 3: Can you sing some more modern songs?
Speaker 6: Sing?
Speaker 4: Kelly Clarkson, singing too difficult? Singing Carol of the Bells.
Speaker 4: I don't want to hear that.
Speaker 5: That's but that's but Carol of the Bells is like
Speaker 5: written for a four part choet.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't want to hear that.
Speaker 1: I don't think.
Speaker 3: Underneath the tree.
Speaker 2: Honestly, it's way too difficult to sing. Do you imagine
Speaker 2: you'd have to have an accompanying band to keep fat?
Speaker 2: But you know how much more enjoyable they'd be. I
Speaker 2: could sing along. It's a modern pops or imagine Christmas Carols.
Speaker 2: It's a wonderful feeling.
Speaker 5: They might Some are the ones that wear like just
Speaker 5: the smart little sweaters and the slacks instead of you know,
Speaker 5: the bonnet and the old timey dress.
Speaker 7: I would love that, right, thank you. Thanks, get rid
Speaker 7: of Christmas Carol and the worst. No, no, all right,
Speaker 7: we'll come back in a second. On Katie w b
Speaker 7: the Home of Christmas Wish the Day Brian in the
Speaker 7: morning show, We're gonna put a game called Naughty or
Speaker 7: Nice and you will call the radio station and Santa
Speaker 7: is here. Santa will tell you whether you are naughty
Speaker 7: or nice. And you've been nice, that's great. You'll probably
Speaker 7: get what you want for Christmas. But if not, you've
Speaker 7: been naughty, you're going to get a spanking. Let's do
Speaker 7: Jenny right now, Hi, Jenny, let me get Santa. Santa,
Speaker 7: can you come here one second?
Speaker 5: Here he's coming in, he's coming in.
Speaker 6: Hi, Jenny, the Christmas Jenny, Jenny, I'm looking at you.
Speaker 1: You. Oh Jenny, you're.
Speaker 6: A bad girl.
Speaker 1: You've been naughty.
Speaker 6: Turn around, slow it down a little bit there now,
Speaker 6: you be a good girl.
Speaker 8: Hi?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 5: Good?
Speaker 1: Thank you Santa. That's great. You're welcome.
Speaker 4: Dave.
Speaker 2: Oh all right, so college now and Santa's going to
Speaker 2: tell you whether you've been naughty.
Speaker 1: Or nice? The phone's lit up pretty serious nine eighty
Speaker 1: nine kd w B DWB. We're so excited.
Speaker 2: Santa is here to uh find out whether you are
Speaker 2: naughty or nice?
Speaker 1: Sanna? You ready? Oh Dave, I'm so ready. Well, let's
Speaker 1: get the phone here.
Speaker 3: Here, I'll pick it up for you, Santa, so you
Speaker 3: don't have to worry about it.
Speaker 1: Is this Sean? Sew Where are you calling from? Sean?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: One of the naughtiest cities in Minnesota? Sean? How about tweet?
Speaker 1: Do you smoke every day? Sean?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: I'm not a high school with kids now, so not
Speaker 3: as much.
Speaker 1: As how old are you? Sean? I'm twenty six, Sean.
Speaker 6: You've been.
Speaker 1: Turn around, Sean, turn around? Sean.
Speaker 6: Oh, No, and here we go.
Speaker 8: Ah one more, Oh, Sean, Mery Christmas?
Speaker 3: Merry Christmas?
Speaker 1: Sannah, thank you?
Speaker 7: Well, okay, well, the only thing that's hello?
Speaker 1: Oh wait, hold on, let me let me Santa wants
Speaker 1: to talk to you, Becky. Let me get him.
Speaker 6: Oh halrd berky, Hi, Sanna, Becky.
Speaker 1: Have you been a good girl this year? I?
Speaker 8: Sure?
Speaker 6: What about that one nighted cow boy Jackson the parking lot?
Speaker 6: I know, Santa, seize you when you're sleeping, and he
Speaker 6: knows when you're in the back of a Nissan Altima.
Speaker 6: Turn around, Becky, here we go. Hold still, Well, you've
Speaker 6: got a squirmer.
Speaker 3: She's been framed.
Speaker 1: She's been framed, Becky.
Speaker 6: You have a merry Christmas. I've got a nice boy
Speaker 6: on the phone.
Speaker 1: Rico. Good morning, Good morning, Rico.
Speaker 6: Where are you calling from Minnesota?
Speaker 1: What in spank for being in Manto?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: Come on, Rico, have you been a good boy this year?
Speaker 6: I have been?
Speaker 1: I have. What about that time you took a swing
Speaker 1: at a bouncer at I.
Speaker 3: Hop Oh that No, that was taken out of contact.
Speaker 3: Bounce us, I hop to.
Speaker 1: It's a it's a rough neighborhood, bo Rico.
Speaker 6: Turn around one more? You want another one?
Speaker 1: Rico? Then I'm barely eighteen? It okay? Then you're legal
Speaker 1: naughty lit.
Speaker 6: Finally, Trudy, there's one name that's always on the naughty list.
Speaker 1: True? How old are you, Trudy?
Speaker 5: I almost hold enough to be your mom?
Speaker 9: Sannah?
Speaker 6: Okay, good, we don't have to worry about legalities.
Speaker 1: Okay, Trudy. Tell me why you've been such a good
Speaker 1: girl this year?
Speaker 9: Oh? I haven't been good Sanna?
Speaker 1: Telling me more.
Speaker 3: Truthy, are you drunk right now? I mean I might
Speaker 3: have had a couple of cocktails, Trudy.
Speaker 1: It's nine to forty in the morning. Turn around, Trudy.
Speaker 1: Are you ready?
Speaker 9: Yep?
Speaker 1: Here we go and a one than two and three?
Speaker 1: What you were going to turn this into that? I
Speaker 1: knew it.
Speaker 6: You would call me daddy, Call me daddy.
Speaker 3: Oh is a naughty crowd.
Speaker 6: Truth is a little I'm going to be spending a
Speaker 6: little extra time at house.
Speaker 9: You know, what about the kids in South America?
Speaker 1: Yeah, they can wait. Chanta is at Trudy's house.
Speaker 3: Those cookies.
Speaker 1: Merry Christmas, goodbye.
Speaker 6: Trudy, Thank you?
Speaker 1: Are you guys proud of this bit?
Speaker 4: And all?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 9: That was weird. You didn't say much during them.
Speaker 1: Why weren't you talking?
Speaker 9: I should do a little gig all of America.
Speaker 8: Yeah, you saved my heart from the.
Speaker 1: God.
Speaker 2: That song is so catchy. That is one of the
Speaker 2: catchiest songs I've ever heard in my life. I was
Speaker 2: on my way to ukulele club last night and I
Speaker 2: just kept singing that hook over and then and Nan.
Speaker 1: And Hannah, Hannah no feely, Yeah, the words there's a shutout,
Speaker 1: That's what you should do.
Speaker 9: Is there a dance Jenny, keep it one hundred on
Speaker 9: the land, the sea, the sky, pledge, allegiance to your hand,
Speaker 9: your teen you have.
Speaker 3: That, and then you do a bunch of things. I
Speaker 3: did learn it.
Speaker 5: Wow, Jenny did do it, and she did it real
Speaker 5: che didn't do?
Speaker 1: You know who you know who wrote that song with
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift?
Speaker 8: Who?
Speaker 2: A guy named Max Martin, the same guy who wrote
Speaker 2: hit Me Baby one More Time?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 2: I Want It that way and every other like in
Speaker 2: sync big pop song of the two thousands. Max Martin
Speaker 2: is the old Now he's got to be old ish.
Speaker 5: Wow, he's not that old fifty four, which means he
Speaker 5: wrote I Want It that Way when he was like
Speaker 5: twenty something.
Speaker 1: Yeah. He's amazing. He's amazing. I mean he's he just
Speaker 1: just stops cranks out these hits. And what a gift.
Speaker 2: I couldn't write a song if I had to, And
Speaker 2: to be able to write a cashy song like those
Speaker 2: that is just amazing and not have to be out
Speaker 2: on tour and not have to be like performing, but
Speaker 2: sit there at your piano and your computer and just
Speaker 2: write these songs and cash your checks.
Speaker 4: It's a skill because you got to also make sure
Speaker 4: it matches the artist too, Like you can make a
Speaker 4: good song, but it doesn't work with every artist.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm. Like I don't know if I could tape
Speaker 3: a cray Caul pull that off. I wonder if he
Speaker 3: picks who he gives them to, or if they try
Speaker 3: to buy them off in it.
Speaker 2: I do think buy him honestly, but I think he
Speaker 2: has some say in it because he doesn't want to
Speaker 2: give it to like some unknown. You don't give a
Speaker 2: beautiful song like that to some unknown. You give to
Speaker 2: somebody who's gonna sell a zillion copies and get a
Speaker 2: doubt of a billion streams because you're gonna make more
Speaker 2: money off of that.
Speaker 4: Which is weird though, because then you would think, how
Speaker 4: do the smaller artists get songs that are popping if
Speaker 4: nobody's selling them the big song.
Speaker 2: They get to write their own, their first couple of songs,
Speaker 2: They get to write their own, like Taylor Swift her
Speaker 2: first handful of songs or dozen songs she wrote on
Speaker 2: her own. And yeah, and so if you're like like
Speaker 2: walk the Moon, they didn't have Taylor Swift or like
Speaker 2: Max Martin write that song Walk the Moon, shut up
Speaker 2: and Danceman. They wrote it on their own, and that's
Speaker 2: why they've never come up with another hit song is
Speaker 2: because they're not particularly gifted songwriters and they don't get
Speaker 2: the power of a Max Martin. There's your lesson in
Speaker 2: the music industry. Wow, half of which I made.
Speaker 5: Up half of I mean, you said it convincingly, But.
Speaker 1: Which half half? That's the question. Let's do the dirt
Speaker 1: on KGWB a couple of things.
Speaker 2: We're gonna basically get past the heavier stuff about Rob Ryner.
Speaker 2: There's really not a whole lot new to tell you
Speaker 2: about that one, but I will say there's a new movie,
Speaker 2: Spielberg's God coming out. It's called a Disclosure Day and
Speaker 2: it's about an alien invasion. And Emily Blunt is a
Speaker 2: TV weather person that's like, all of a sudden, becomes
Speaker 2: an alien live while she's trying to do the weather.
Speaker 3: Good Morning, Kansas City. Let's take a loft. Let's today
Speaker 3: is Today's.
Speaker 9: Sick?
Speaker 2: And Astley looks really good. I think it comes out
Speaker 2: next summer. It's a ways away, though.
Speaker 9: So there's big news at the Minnesota Zoo. Snooky the
Speaker 9: loggerhead sea turtle has made her debut at the Zoo's
Speaker 9: Shark Rea. Yeah, apparently it's been nearly a decade of
Speaker 9: rehabilitation and a cross country journey and a month behind
Speaker 9: the scenes, but now they just had her enter into
Speaker 9: the shark Reef habitat this morning, and so now you
Speaker 9: can go see Snooky the loggerhead sea turtle cute.
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm going to Britney Spears is up to some
Speaker 5: wacky behavior once again, because she's Britney Spears. She was
Speaker 5: returning from Cabo with this random ripped fitness influencer guy
Speaker 5: who she has no connection with before, and she was
Speaker 5: carrying a toy baby carrier as well. Why who knows,
Speaker 5: But she's Britney Spears, so she's always up to something kooky.
Speaker 4: These are the top most iconic Christmas movie characters ranked,
Speaker 4: and i'll go quick ten to one. Ten is Rudolph.
Speaker 4: Number nine is Gizmo from Gremlin's Never Heard Of It?
Speaker 4: Number eight are The Wet Bandit's so the Sticky Band
Speaker 4: is Harry mar from Home Alone. Number seven, I'm surprised
Speaker 4: it's this loathes buddy the Elf. Number six is John
Speaker 4: McLain from Bruce Willis Die or Bruce Willis from die
Speaker 4: Hard and then number five through one most iconic Christmas
Speaker 4: Movie characters. Number five is Kevin McAllister. Again, I think
Speaker 4: that's a little low for him. Number four is George
Speaker 4: Bailey from Its Wonderful Life. Never seen it? Number three
Speaker 4: you just saw it last night, right. Number three is
Speaker 4: Jack Skellington from The Nightmare Before Christmas. Number two is
Speaker 4: Ebone's a Scrooge and the number one most iconic Christmas
Speaker 4: movie character, Grinch.
Speaker 5: What gets me is that you've never even heard of gremlins. No,
Speaker 5: I haven't not even heard of it. No, not even
Speaker 5: You can't get them wet, and then you can't like
Speaker 5: put them in the microwave.
Speaker 2: You don't feed them after dark or something like that.
Speaker 2: Don't put seriously, did you make that up?
Speaker 5: No? I think that's one of them gets put in
Speaker 5: the microwave and he explodes, which makes sense because you
Speaker 5: put a gremlin in the microphone. It's a movie, Vin,
Speaker 5: I don't know if you'd like it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4: It's not my It doesn't not my cup of tea,
Speaker 4: but neither does what I say. It's a Wonderful life.
Speaker 1: Oh it's so good.
Speaker 3: You said, it's like a period piece right. It's not
Speaker 3: a period piece.
Speaker 1: It is very dated.
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