WEBVTT - 9am Hour - We Got A Squirmer

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's fine.

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<v Speaker 2>Every time we do a Christmas wish, we kind of

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<v Speaker 2>wrap it up with a Christmas song, and it doesn't always.

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<v Speaker 1>Have to be a morose, sad Christmas song.

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<v Speaker 2>We were talking in our U Lately Club meeting last

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<v Speaker 2>night about that horrible Christmas song about the bus crash.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you google the name of the Tide. It just

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<v Speaker 2>searched Christmas song bus crash and it'll come up.

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<v Speaker 3>And it's just it's called old fashion Christmas.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, very good, Vaut look at you, and it's just

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<v Speaker 2>if you get a chance listen to it, it is

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<v Speaker 2>worse than Christmas Shoes. Christmas Shoes is at least a

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<v Speaker 2>pretty song. This song is just dopey, like, oh, it's

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<v Speaker 2>a bus crash. Everybody died, but Daddy didn't die. Let's celebrate.

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<v Speaker 3>We got to play that on the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Write it down, Jenny, we'll play it tomorrow. What's it called, though?

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<v Speaker 4>But what it's called an old fashioned Christmas? And for

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<v Speaker 4>some reason I have next to it Daddy's Home. I

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<v Speaker 4>don't know if that's like the.

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<v Speaker 1>Title. All right, do this, Vonn's gonna stir the pot

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<v Speaker 1>and see what's on Vaughn's mind. What do you got.

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<v Speaker 4>Get rid of Christmas caroling. I hate to beat the grnch,

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<v Speaker 4>but nobody really enjoys Christmas caroling at all.

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<v Speaker 3>I would, of course you would, Bailey.

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<v Speaker 1>No, do you mean the singers or the recipients?

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<v Speaker 3>I think both.

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<v Speaker 4>I think it's just as uncomfortable as whenever you go

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<v Speaker 4>when you guys a hypy birthday song.

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<v Speaker 3>To you at a restaurant.

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<v Speaker 4>I as the recipient, I just kind of have to

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<v Speaker 4>sit here and wait till you're done. It's just kind

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<v Speaker 4>of awkward, make a weird facial expression. And then as

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<v Speaker 4>the person that sings, it's just awkward, like we don't

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<v Speaker 4>really want to be standing out here in the cold,

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<v Speaker 4>singing we wish you on Marry Christmas.

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<v Speaker 3>We wish you a merry Christmas. I can see your face.

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<v Speaker 4>I can see that you really are Could you could

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<v Speaker 4>care less about anything that we are doing right now?

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<v Speaker 5>I feel like it would. I understand where you're coming from. Where, Like,

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<v Speaker 5>if they're standing very close to me and I can

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<v Speaker 5>see their face and I know that they can see mine,

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<v Speaker 5>I might feel awkward. Yeah, But if I'm standing, you know,

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<v Speaker 5>thirty feet away singing and there's I don't know a

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<v Speaker 5>collection of people all listening.

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<v Speaker 3>It's easier for.

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<v Speaker 1>Me to shut it on.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm ficturing Bailey like three feet away from me, and

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<v Speaker 2>she's looking right at me.

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<v Speaker 1>Go bring us some figgie pudding.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, bring us some piggy pudding.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I'd have on a fake smile like the movie smile.

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<v Speaker 2>That would be super creepy and uncomfortable. But if it's

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<v Speaker 2>like you know, a group of people and they kind

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<v Speaker 2>of blend into each other, I wouldn't mind Christmas carollers.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I want to be in a Christmas carol group.

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<v Speaker 5>Let me know if you have one, I want to

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<v Speaker 5>be in it. I'm an alto.

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<v Speaker 4>Because how you, I mean, do you? I don't know

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<v Speaker 4>how it works. You sing a couple of songs. You

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<v Speaker 4>just sing one song really just one, yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>One, maybe two, and then you move on to the

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<v Speaker 3>next spot. See that's so annoying.

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<v Speaker 4>If I see you pull up on my ring camera,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna cut off all the lights and be like, no,

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<v Speaker 4>nobody's ho, what a screwge.

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<v Speaker 2>We used to do it in youth group when I

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<v Speaker 2>was in school, and I told this story earlier. Coincidentally,

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<v Speaker 2>this is back in the day when it was like

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<v Speaker 2>encouraged to pack fifteen kids in the back of a

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<v Speaker 2>pickup bed and you drive around the icy roads in Colorado.

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<v Speaker 2>And Mark Connell always bought a brought a bottle of

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<v Speaker 2>Jack Daniels if we were fourteen years old, so we'd

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<v Speaker 2>pass our we were in Colorado, y ass around a

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<v Speaker 2>bottle of Jack Daniels and drink Jack Daniels and then

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<v Speaker 2>stagger out of the pickup bed, go sing we bring

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<v Speaker 2>us pick.

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<v Speaker 1>A shout out, markl and Jack Daniels.

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<v Speaker 3>Can you sing some more modern songs?

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<v Speaker 6>Sing?

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<v Speaker 4>Kelly Clarkson, singing too difficult? Singing Carol of the Bells.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't want to hear that.

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<v Speaker 5>That's but that's but Carol of the Bells is like

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<v Speaker 5>written for a four part choet.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't want to hear that.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think.

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<v Speaker 3>Underneath the tree.

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<v Speaker 2>Honestly, it's way too difficult to sing. Do you imagine

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<v Speaker 2>you'd have to have an accompanying band to keep fat?

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<v Speaker 2>But you know how much more enjoyable they'd be. I

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<v Speaker 2>could sing along. It's a modern pops or imagine Christmas Carols.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a wonderful feeling.

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<v Speaker 5>They might Some are the ones that wear like just

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<v Speaker 5>the smart little sweaters and the slacks instead of you know,

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<v Speaker 5>the bonnet and the old timey dress.

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<v Speaker 7>I would love that, right, thank you. Thanks, get rid

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<v Speaker 7>of Christmas Carol and the worst. No, no, all right,

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<v Speaker 7>we'll come back in a second. On Katie w b

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<v Speaker 7>the Home of Christmas Wish the Day Brian in the

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<v Speaker 7>morning show, We're gonna put a game called Naughty or

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<v Speaker 7>Nice and you will call the radio station and Santa

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<v Speaker 7>is here. Santa will tell you whether you are naughty

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<v Speaker 7>or nice. And you've been nice, that's great. You'll probably

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<v Speaker 7>get what you want for Christmas. But if not, you've

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<v Speaker 7>been naughty, you're going to get a spanking. Let's do

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<v Speaker 7>Jenny right now, Hi, Jenny, let me get Santa. Santa,

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<v Speaker 7>can you come here one second?

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<v Speaker 5>Here he's coming in, he's coming in.

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<v Speaker 6>Hi, Jenny, the Christmas Jenny, Jenny, I'm looking at you.

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<v Speaker 1>You. Oh Jenny, you're.

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<v Speaker 6>A bad girl.

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<v Speaker 1>You've been naughty.

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<v Speaker 6>Turn around, slow it down a little bit there now,

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<v Speaker 6>you be a good girl.

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<v Speaker 8>Hi?

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<v Speaker 6>What?

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<v Speaker 9>Oh?

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<v Speaker 5>Good?

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you Santa. That's great. You're welcome.

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<v Speaker 4>Dave.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh all right, so college now and Santa's going to

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<v Speaker 2>tell you whether you've been naughty.

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<v Speaker 1>Or nice? The phone's lit up pretty serious nine eighty

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<v Speaker 1>nine kd w B DWB. We're so excited.

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<v Speaker 2>Santa is here to uh find out whether you are

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<v Speaker 2>naughty or nice?

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<v Speaker 1>Sanna? You ready? Oh Dave, I'm so ready. Well, let's

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<v Speaker 1>get the phone here.

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<v Speaker 3>Here, I'll pick it up for you, Santa, so you

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<v Speaker 3>don't have to worry about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Is this Sean? Sew Where are you calling from? Sean?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>One of the naughtiest cities in Minnesota? Sean? How about tweet?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you smoke every day? Sean?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not a high school with kids now, so not

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<v Speaker 3>as much.

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<v Speaker 1>As how old are you? Sean? I'm twenty six, Sean.

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<v Speaker 6>You've been.

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<v Speaker 1>Turn around, Sean, turn around? Sean.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, No, and here we go.

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<v Speaker 8>Ah one more, Oh, Sean, Mery Christmas?

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<v Speaker 3>Merry Christmas?

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<v Speaker 1>Sannah, thank you?

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<v Speaker 7>Well, okay, well, the only thing that's hello?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wait, hold on, let me let me Santa wants

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<v Speaker 1>to talk to you, Becky. Let me get him.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh halrd berky, Hi, Sanna, Becky.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you been a good girl this year? I?

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<v Speaker 8>Sure?

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<v Speaker 6>What about that one nighted cow boy Jackson the parking lot?

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<v Speaker 6>I know, Santa, seize you when you're sleeping, and he

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<v Speaker 6>knows when you're in the back of a Nissan Altima.

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<v Speaker 6>Turn around, Becky, here we go. Hold still, Well, you've

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<v Speaker 6>got a squirmer.

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<v Speaker 3>She's been framed.

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<v Speaker 1>She's been framed, Becky.

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<v Speaker 6>You have a merry Christmas. I've got a nice boy

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<v Speaker 6>on the phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Rico. Good morning, Good morning, Rico.

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<v Speaker 6>Where are you calling from Minnesota?

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<v Speaker 1>What in spank for being in Manto?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, Rico, have you been a good boy this year?

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<v Speaker 6>I have been?

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<v Speaker 1>I have. What about that time you took a swing

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<v Speaker 1>at a bouncer at I.

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<v Speaker 3>Hop Oh that No, that was taken out of contact.

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<v Speaker 3>Bounce us, I hop to.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a it's a rough neighborhood, bo Rico.

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<v Speaker 6>Turn around one more? You want another one?

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<v Speaker 1>Rico? Then I'm barely eighteen? It okay? Then you're legal

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<v Speaker 1>naughty lit.

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<v Speaker 6>Finally, Trudy, there's one name that's always on the naughty list.

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<v Speaker 1>True? How old are you, Trudy?

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<v Speaker 5>I almost hold enough to be your mom?

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<v Speaker 9>Sannah?

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, good, we don't have to worry about legalities.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Trudy. Tell me why you've been such a good

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<v Speaker 1>girl this year?

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<v Speaker 9>Oh? I haven't been good Sanna?

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<v Speaker 1>Telling me more.

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<v Speaker 3>Truthy, are you drunk right now? I mean I might

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<v Speaker 3>have had a couple of cocktails, Trudy.

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<v Speaker 1>It's nine to forty in the morning. Turn around, Trudy.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you ready?

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<v Speaker 9>Yep?

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go and a one than two and three?

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<v Speaker 1>What you were going to turn this into that? I

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<v Speaker 1>knew it.

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<v Speaker 6>You would call me daddy, Call me daddy.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh is a naughty crowd.

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<v Speaker 6>Truth is a little I'm going to be spending a

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<v Speaker 6>little extra time at house.

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<v Speaker 9>You know, what about the kids in South America?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they can wait. Chanta is at Trudy's house.

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<v Speaker 3>Those cookies.

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<v Speaker 1>Merry Christmas, goodbye.

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<v Speaker 6>Trudy, Thank you?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you guys proud of this bit?

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<v Speaker 4>And all?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh?

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<v Speaker 9>That was weird. You didn't say much during them.

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<v Speaker 1>Why weren't you talking?

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<v Speaker 9>I should do a little gig all of America.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, you saved my heart from the.

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<v Speaker 1>God.

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<v Speaker 2>That song is so catchy. That is one of the

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<v Speaker 2>catchiest songs I've ever heard in my life. I was

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<v Speaker 2>on my way to ukulele club last night and I

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<v Speaker 2>just kept singing that hook over and then and Nan.

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<v Speaker 1>And Hannah, Hannah no feely, Yeah, the words there's a shutout,

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<v Speaker 1>That's what you should do.

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<v Speaker 9>Is there a dance Jenny, keep it one hundred on

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<v Speaker 9>the land, the sea, the sky, pledge, allegiance to your hand,

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<v Speaker 9>your teen you have.

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<v Speaker 3>That, and then you do a bunch of things. I

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<v Speaker 3>did learn it.

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<v Speaker 5>Wow, Jenny did do it, and she did it real

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<v Speaker 5>che didn't do?

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<v Speaker 1>You know who you know who wrote that song with

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<v Speaker 1>Taylor Swift?

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<v Speaker 8>Who?

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<v Speaker 2>A guy named Max Martin, the same guy who wrote

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<v Speaker 2>hit Me Baby one More Time?

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<v Speaker 3>Wow?

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<v Speaker 2>I Want It that way and every other like in

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<v Speaker 2>sync big pop song of the two thousands. Max Martin

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<v Speaker 2>is the old Now he's got to be old ish.

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<v Speaker 5>Wow, he's not that old fifty four, which means he

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<v Speaker 5>wrote I Want It that Way when he was like

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<v Speaker 5>twenty something.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. He's amazing. He's amazing. I mean he's he just

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<v Speaker 1>just stops cranks out these hits. And what a gift.

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<v Speaker 2>I couldn't write a song if I had to, And

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<v Speaker 2>to be able to write a cashy song like those

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<v Speaker 2>that is just amazing and not have to be out

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<v Speaker 2>on tour and not have to be like performing, but

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<v Speaker 2>sit there at your piano and your computer and just

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<v Speaker 2>write these songs and cash your checks.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a skill because you got to also make sure

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<v Speaker 4>it matches the artist too, Like you can make a

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<v Speaker 4>good song, but it doesn't work with every artist.

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<v Speaker 3>Mm hmm. Like I don't know if I could tape

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<v Speaker 3>a cray Caul pull that off. I wonder if he

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<v Speaker 3>picks who he gives them to, or if they try

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<v Speaker 3>to buy them off in it.

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<v Speaker 2>I do think buy him honestly, but I think he

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<v Speaker 2>has some say in it because he doesn't want to

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<v Speaker 2>give it to like some unknown. You don't give a

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<v Speaker 2>beautiful song like that to some unknown. You give to

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<v Speaker 2>somebody who's gonna sell a zillion copies and get a

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<v Speaker 2>doubt of a billion streams because you're gonna make more

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<v Speaker 2>money off of that.

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<v Speaker 4>Which is weird though, because then you would think, how

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<v Speaker 4>do the smaller artists get songs that are popping if

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<v Speaker 4>nobody's selling them the big song.

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<v Speaker 2>They get to write their own, their first couple of songs,

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<v Speaker 2>They get to write their own, like Taylor Swift her

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<v Speaker 2>first handful of songs or dozen songs she wrote on

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<v Speaker 2>her own. And yeah, and so if you're like like

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<v Speaker 2>walk the Moon, they didn't have Taylor Swift or like

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<v Speaker 2>Max Martin write that song Walk the Moon, shut up

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<v Speaker 2>and Danceman. They wrote it on their own, and that's

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<v Speaker 2>why they've never come up with another hit song is

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<v Speaker 2>because they're not particularly gifted songwriters and they don't get

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<v Speaker 2>the power of a Max Martin. There's your lesson in

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<v Speaker 2>the music industry. Wow, half of which I made.

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<v Speaker 5>Up half of I mean, you said it convincingly, But.

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<v Speaker 1>Which half half? That's the question. Let's do the dirt

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<v Speaker 1>on KGWB a couple of things.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna basically get past the heavier stuff about Rob Ryner.

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<v Speaker 2>There's really not a whole lot new to tell you

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<v Speaker 2>about that one, but I will say there's a new movie,

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<v Speaker 2>Spielberg's God coming out. It's called a Disclosure Day and

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<v Speaker 2>it's about an alien invasion. And Emily Blunt is a

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<v Speaker 2>TV weather person that's like, all of a sudden, becomes

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<v Speaker 2>an alien live while she's trying to do the weather.

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<v Speaker 3>Good Morning, Kansas City. Let's take a loft. Let's today

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<v Speaker 3>is Today's.

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<v Speaker 9>Sick?

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<v Speaker 2>And Astley looks really good. I think it comes out

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<v Speaker 2>next summer. It's a ways away, though.

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<v Speaker 9>So there's big news at the Minnesota Zoo. Snooky the

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<v Speaker 9>loggerhead sea turtle has made her debut at the Zoo's

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<v Speaker 9>Shark Rea. Yeah, apparently it's been nearly a decade of

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<v Speaker 9>rehabilitation and a cross country journey and a month behind

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<v Speaker 9>the scenes, but now they just had her enter into

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<v Speaker 9>the shark Reef habitat this morning, and so now you

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<v Speaker 9>can go see Snooky the loggerhead sea turtle cute.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, I'm going to Britney Spears is up to some

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<v Speaker 5>wacky behavior once again, because she's Britney Spears. She was

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<v Speaker 5>returning from Cabo with this random ripped fitness influencer guy

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<v Speaker 5>who she has no connection with before, and she was

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<v Speaker 5>carrying a toy baby carrier as well. Why who knows,

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<v Speaker 5>But she's Britney Spears, so she's always up to something kooky.

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<v Speaker 4>These are the top most iconic Christmas movie characters ranked,

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<v Speaker 4>and i'll go quick ten to one. Ten is Rudolph.

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<v Speaker 4>Number nine is Gizmo from Gremlin's Never Heard Of It?

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<v Speaker 4>Number eight are The Wet Bandit's so the Sticky Band

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<v Speaker 4>is Harry mar from Home Alone. Number seven, I'm surprised

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<v Speaker 4>it's this loathes buddy the Elf. Number six is John

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<v Speaker 4>McLain from Bruce Willis Die or Bruce Willis from die

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<v Speaker 4>Hard and then number five through one most iconic Christmas

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<v Speaker 4>Movie characters. Number five is Kevin McAllister. Again, I think

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<v Speaker 4>that's a little low for him. Number four is George

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<v Speaker 4>Bailey from Its Wonderful Life. Never seen it? Number three

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<v Speaker 4>you just saw it last night, right. Number three is

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<v Speaker 4>Jack Skellington from The Nightmare Before Christmas. Number two is

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<v Speaker 4>Ebone's a Scrooge and the number one most iconic Christmas

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<v Speaker 4>movie character, Grinch.

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<v Speaker 5>What gets me is that you've never even heard of gremlins. No,

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<v Speaker 5>I haven't not even heard of it. No, not even

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<v Speaker 5>You can't get them wet, and then you can't like

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<v Speaker 5>put them in the microwave.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't feed them after dark or something like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't put seriously, did you make that up?

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<v Speaker 5>No? I think that's one of them gets put in

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<v Speaker 5>the microwave and he explodes, which makes sense because you

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<v Speaker 5>put a gremlin in the microphone. It's a movie, Vin,

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know if you'd like it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not my It doesn't not my cup of tea,

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<v Speaker 4>but neither does what I say. It's a Wonderful life.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it's so good.

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<v Speaker 3>You said, it's like a period piece right. It's not

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<v Speaker 3>a period piece.

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<v Speaker 1>It is very dated.

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<v Speaker 2>If you like classic movies, it this that is a

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