Speaker 1: All right, it is uh the Mojo in the Morning
Speaker 1: Show went to the mall yesterday, Shannon, you gave me
Speaker 1: the inspiration. I did not have any intention of going,
Speaker 1: but I had a few extra moments, actually a couple
Speaker 1: hours to kill, and I was like, you know what,
Speaker 1: I haven't been to the mall.
Speaker 2: In a while. I'm busy again.
Speaker 1: And I heard you talk it is by the way, yea,
Speaker 1: it is, which I don't like.
Speaker 3: So exciting.
Speaker 1: I circled like twelve times to find a good parking spot.
Speaker 2: You have to park in the one certain area.
Speaker 1: I got to park in that same area all the time.
Speaker 1: I said myself, I got to park there, and you
Speaker 1: know what I ended up doing. I parked in the
Speaker 1: spot that says for carry outs and deliver. I said
Speaker 1: to them, I said, you know what, how do you
Speaker 1: know that I'm not going in there to go get
Speaker 1: my order?
Speaker 3: So I did that.
Speaker 1: I encountered a couple of things at the mall that
Speaker 1: I thought were very interesting and I want to talk
Speaker 1: about them. First off, the person with the worst luck,
Speaker 1: and I don't know if there's anybody listening that has
Speaker 1: worse luck than this person. I walked by the Apple store.
Speaker 1: It was packed. Everybody's buying a brain iPhone. So I
Speaker 1: walked by the Apple Store and saw a woman walking
Speaker 1: in and she was a listener and she and I
Speaker 1: didn't get her name, and I apologize, although I am
Speaker 1: horrible with names. Even if I did get your name,
Speaker 1: I'd probably mis pronounce it. She had a what was
Speaker 1: the new phone? Which I got to see what the
Speaker 1: new phone looks like. And she had a cracked screen
Speaker 1: all over the new phone because she had just bought
Speaker 1: the phone, did the was doing the transfers with her
Speaker 1: two phones, carried it out to the car, did not
Speaker 1: have a case on the phone because it was in
Speaker 1: her white little bag that she had from the Apple store,
Speaker 1: and she dropped it in the parking lot.
Speaker 2: I would cry. I'd actually cry.
Speaker 3: Tell me that that's not yes, tell me that's not
Speaker 3: the worst luck in the world. Can't even get home.
Speaker 1: You know what it reminds me of if there's anybody
Speaker 1: that has ever had this happen to them, where they
Speaker 1: bought something and you know it got destroyed right away.
Speaker 1: It's the person that pulls off the car lot only
Speaker 1: to get themselves into a car accident.
Speaker 4: Girls will understand this on a much smaller scale mojoeh.
Speaker 4: You buy a makeup compact like the Charlotte Tillsbury Bronzer,
Speaker 4: and you drop it on the floor or in the
Speaker 4: sink and the whole thing turns to freaking powder.
Speaker 2: Is that what happens forty eight dollars later? Yeah?
Speaker 3: What that cost?
Speaker 4: Makeup is very expensive and it makes a mess YEP.
Speaker 5: My thing, I'm gonna be honest with you. My thing
Speaker 5: is food. Like have you ever been like mad hungry?
Speaker 5: You either heat something up or you just make your
Speaker 5: plate just right and then all of a sudden you
Speaker 5: trip or you knock it off the counter.
Speaker 3: Juice like that right there. I still eat it.
Speaker 2: Oh, I still eat it too. Flowers are real clean.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a silent anger.
Speaker 1: I still eat it. I have no problem eating it.
Speaker 5: But if you've got like spaghetti or something that you
Speaker 5: can't just eat that off the floor.
Speaker 1: I licked the floor to get wow, to get it
Speaker 1: remaining remnants.
Speaker 3: It's a sign of whatever. I love. Rumba's what they
Speaker 3: call it in Mexico.
Speaker 2: Mine actually probably is a rumba because it's like an offling.
Speaker 2: It's not.
Speaker 1: Eight four to four Mojo Live eight four four six
Speaker 1: six five six five forty eight. The other thing that
Speaker 1: happened to me was interesting, and I did tease this
Speaker 1: on the air, so I want to bring this up.
Speaker 1: So I was standing I don't even where the hell
Speaker 1: I was. It was kind of like the the middle
Speaker 1: of the mall area and I'm standing there. And as
Speaker 1: I'm standing in the middle area, this extremely attractive woman
Speaker 1: I noticed after she did this, came from behind on
Speaker 1: me and put her arms around me. Oh, and it
Speaker 1: was really weird because you have ever had that where
Speaker 1: somebody like does that to you and you to me.
Speaker 1: I always think I'm getting arrested or something, and then
Speaker 1: I realized she smells too good to be arresting me.
Speaker 1: She puts her armsround me. I turn around and look
Speaker 1: thinking should.
Speaker 3: I know you? And she goes, oh my god, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: She like looks like that she thought I was her
Speaker 1: husband as her husband was walking. Wow, I guess I
Speaker 1: was wearing what was I wearing?
Speaker 3: Yester? I was wearing? No, I can't know.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you even funnier than that, he was
Speaker 1: a big Arab man. He was a big Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was a big Middle Eastern dude. I don't know, because
Speaker 1: big Middle Eastern man looked like he wanted to kill me.
Speaker 3: He probably grabbed you affectionately. Yah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: He was a big He was a big dude. And
Speaker 1: I don't even know what. I couldn't. All I know
Speaker 1: was she goes, she goes, oh my god, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: and she did not She was not like not a
Speaker 1: listener or anything like that where she was like trying
Speaker 1: to like, hey, this is a strange man. I'm just touching.
Speaker 1: And she goes, I'm sorry. I thought that was my husband.
Speaker 1: And he turns and she goes, oh, there's my husband.
Speaker 1: She was I thought that was you. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm getting the hell out of here. I'm leaving as
Speaker 1: fast as I possibly can. Which, by the way, she
Speaker 1: was extremely attractive lady, and she had an unbelievable smell
Speaker 1: on her like there was something which, by the way,
Speaker 1: if her husband is listening, I did not say that
Speaker 1: about your wife, because I do not want to get
Speaker 1: myself into any any trouble with you.
Speaker 3: What's up, Ethan? How you doing, Hey, Modo, how you doing.
Speaker 1: I'm doing okay, I'm doing better than the poor lady
Speaker 1: who cracked her brand new cell phone. Have you ever
Speaker 1: had something that happened to you.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, So I'm a commercial roofer, so I do.
Speaker 6: I do maintenance now, but I used to do production.
Speaker 6: And when I I just got this brand new phone
Speaker 6: and I was working in the machine at the time.
Speaker 6: So I hopped in the machine I put I don't
Speaker 6: know why, I put my phone like under my thigh,
Speaker 6: under my seat, and I wasn't thinking. I boomed up
Speaker 6: material I hop. I hopped out to do something and
Speaker 6: then I hop back in the machine and backed it up.
Speaker 6: I backed up right over my phone. Yeah, dude, and
Speaker 6: I was dude. There was no it was like a
Speaker 6: pringle at that point. It was like holder than the half.
Speaker 1: There's nothing you can protect that with. I mean not
Speaker 1: even those otter boxes would protect that. Can I tell
Speaker 1: you something that does work? And Chelsea made me get this.
Speaker 1: I got the screen protector from my phone. I have
Speaker 1: a case always on my phone, but I got the
Speaker 1: screen protector. I ain't gonna lie. I've dropped my phone
Speaker 1: a million times and it is not cracked. These costs
Speaker 1: too much money for them to crack. Well, they should
Speaker 1: make them where they don't crack bulletproof. I agree with you.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I burkman. Yeah, they should make these things
Speaker 1: better than that. So it's funny what people pick up
Speaker 1: on when we're talking. Somebody told me, uh and a
Speaker 1: text here eight four. This is a seven thre y four,
Speaker 1: says Mojo. You want to get the best mall parking spot,
Speaker 1: get a handicapped parking pass.
Speaker 3: You park anywhere you wanted.
Speaker 4: The mall nice that you need it.
Speaker 3: You would never do that.
Speaker 1: I just parked in the expected mothers. They need exercise,
Speaker 1: they do. I want to keep those babies healthy. What's
Speaker 1: out of Angel?
Speaker 3: How you doing? Oh my god, how are you?
Speaker 6: Guys?
Speaker 3: Time long time, the worst luck.
Speaker 7: Yes, so my husband bought us both the new Lions
Speaker 7: Nike ton of shoes. Oh and I happened to be Yeah,
Speaker 7: I happened to be out of town for work. They
Speaker 7: came in the day before I was coming home. He
Speaker 7: put the box on our kitchen table. We have two dogs,
Speaker 7: one being a bull mastiff puppy. The bull massif pulled
Speaker 7: the box off of the kitchen table.
Speaker 2: It ate my Nike kind of shoes. No, I never
Speaker 2: even got.
Speaker 7: To see and I didn't even get to wear.
Speaker 3: Yet, that bastard.
Speaker 2: Those expensive.
Speaker 7: Yeah, they were like one hundred and sixty five.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so.
Speaker 7: I immediately bought a new pair and I'm actually wearing
Speaker 7: them today.
Speaker 1: That's cool. We'll go Lions. You look good.
Speaker 6: Absolutely, Thank you, guys.
Speaker 3: Thank you for the call.
Speaker 1: Texture here seven three four another seven three four Courtneys.
Speaker 3: Their name says.
Speaker 1: The first day my husband got his new car, I
Speaker 1: hit the garage trying to park it and scratch the
Speaker 1: heck out of it. I was driving his car because
Speaker 1: my car was in the shop after hitting a deer.
Speaker 1: Oh that's that's a woman. I would seriously bubble wrap.
Speaker 3: What's up, mo Hey, what's up Mojo? How you doing good?
Speaker 3: So it was about nine o'clock at night and my
Speaker 3: wife calls me and tells me that my neighbor's house
Speaker 3: is on fire. Come to find out, they left their
Speaker 3: electric scooter plugged in outside.
Speaker 1: After they fixed their whole house, they were getting ready
Speaker 1: to sell it, and then nobody was in.
Speaker 2: The home and the whole house burned down.
Speaker 3: No terrible, man, that's that's horrible.
Speaker 2: I'm an electric thank.
Speaker 3: Thankfully nobody was. Nobody was in the home, everybody was,
Speaker 3: everybody was safe.
Speaker 7: But it was just still.
Speaker 3: He had a BMW in the garage that was burned down.
Speaker 3: It was it was.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you something that does scare me with
Speaker 1: those I have a I have a electric uh uh
Speaker 1: snowblower thing, one of those things whatever, and I charge
Speaker 1: the batteries. The batteries smell like they're burning when I'm
Speaker 1: charging them. I get so scared, so I will only
Speaker 1: charge them when I'm home. That doesn't sound like but
Speaker 1: I think that that's it's the smell. It's got that
Speaker 1: weird smell of those electric batteries.
Speaker 4: But the scooter thing I feel like my kids have,
Speaker 4: there's plugged in right now, Like I think. You know,
Speaker 4: you're not supposed to do that, and you can't.
Speaker 1: You cannot overcharge those things.
Speaker 3: That's why. That's what they overheat. Just like when you're
Speaker 3: if you're charging your phone while you're using it, you
Speaker 3: can you can stay it an electric spark and then burn.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that either.
Speaker 3: Information. If you charge them too long, you will you
Speaker 3: will ruin them and then they will catch fire.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's crazy. Here you go, here's one bought a
Speaker 1: car from Bill brown Ford. I'll be from three one
Speaker 1: three bought a car from Bill. Do you know Bill
Speaker 1: Brown's daughter. Man, I went, I went there. I used
Speaker 1: to I had a four from there launch.
Speaker 5: This is before I upgraded to Steve gabarz Off for
Speaker 5: the Holly, but I had a four. Went to go
Speaker 5: get like an oil change something like that line was
Speaker 5: around the corner. So I left in dismay and his
Speaker 5: daughter was there and she said, I'm so sorry. Went
Speaker 5: to somebody said give this guy a free car wash. Really,
Speaker 5: then I didn't have money. Somebody broke into my car.
Speaker 5: Ended a nice longer story, but she's amazing.
Speaker 3: We'll do that. Bought a car from Bill Brown.
Speaker 1: Ford pulled out off the lot and got totaled by
Speaker 1: a truck driving down the street. Good news was it
Speaker 1: was his fault. I ended up making money.
Speaker 3: There we go.
Speaker 1: That's actually off topic. You got he made you made out? Actually,
Speaker 1: I would you know what I would rather have. I
Speaker 1: would rather have the car hitting my old car I'm
Speaker 1: about to trade in. That would be the best, because
Speaker 1: now you gotta wait for your new car to come in.