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Speaker 1: Fair and Faarah, Tampa Accident Attorneys. Because we're gonna do

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Speaker 1: a little bit of potty talk right now, it's worthwhile

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Speaker 1: though Joe Shows live on Tampa Bay's number one and

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Speaker 1: only hit music channel ninety three three fl Z. We're

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Speaker 1: on the sixth floor of like an office building here

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Speaker 1: at the Joe Show studios. So we have the sixth floor.

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Speaker 1: We do not have floors one through five. I got

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Speaker 1: worried yesterday that someone we work with has successfully dutied

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Speaker 1: on every floor in the building.

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Speaker 2: Why is no one clapping like I thought they'd be clapping.

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Speaker 2: I think that that's impressed. You're not impressed.

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Speaker 3: I am not impressed.

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Speaker 2: You're not impressed. Listen.

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Speaker 4: We have a hard enough time dodging the people who

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Speaker 4: work on this floor, let alone other people that are

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Speaker 4: shifting back and forth.

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Speaker 2: You don't have to. You don't know anyone on these

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Speaker 2: other floors.

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Speaker 3: I know, but I don't know.

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Speaker 2: You imagine pooping not around people.

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Speaker 4: No, he's the pooh guy.

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Speaker 3: Now is the why he's got on our floor? Who

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Speaker 3: is this guy's ever? Really?

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Speaker 5: Like?

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Speaker 2: Do you know who it is?

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Speaker 5: Who?

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Speaker 1: Name?

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Speaker 3: Names?

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Speaker 6: No?

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Speaker 3: Really makes sense.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't make sense when I heard it, though, I

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Speaker 1: am going to go to him today and be like, dude,

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Speaker 1: that's genius.

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Speaker 6: That is uh, that's a good hack, because honestly, Joe,

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Speaker 6: how many times do you and I try to use

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Speaker 6: the restroom here after it's either filled up or you

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Speaker 6: got the cleaning lady in there?

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Speaker 1: Guys?

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Speaker 7: I'm like, there's always someone in the guy's bathroom, you guys,

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Speaker 7: just maybe it's the coffee.

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Speaker 1: Eight hundred four ninety three ninety three. That is eight

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Speaker 1: hundred four ninety three ninety three. Where do you go?

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Speaker 1: Do you go at work? Like in your office? Do

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Speaker 1: you go somewhere else? Do you have to wait till

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Speaker 1: you get Are you like and I only go to

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Speaker 1: the bathroom at home?

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Speaker 2: Type of person?

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Speaker 1: Like we used to work with someone who would go

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Speaker 1: on vacations and bloat and feel horrible and then come

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Speaker 1: longer than two or three days because they couldn't go

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Speaker 1: number two anywhere that's not their home.

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Speaker 2: Crazy, right, I can go anywhere.

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Speaker 7: I do find it hard to go number two on vacation,

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Speaker 7: And I know that's the thing. A lot of people

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Speaker 7: just can't.

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Speaker 2: Do you know why? Why differences in water?

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Speaker 3: Okay? Because I do find it hard? For number two?

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Speaker 2: What water is all different? Do you know why? Do

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Speaker 2: you know why?

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Speaker 1: Like pizza in New York tastes better than head different.

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Speaker 1: It has different like whether it be chemicals or pH

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Speaker 1: balance for example, for example, did you know get real

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Speaker 1: nerdy on pizza? But did you know where was pizza

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Speaker 1: originally invented?

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Speaker 2: Wasn't it New Haven, Connecticut? No?

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Speaker 1: No, in Italy, Italy? Where in Italy? Well not Naples, Italy.

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Speaker 1: But isn't it like Napoli or something like that. What

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Speaker 1: is it called? Or maybe it's Naples, whatever it is,

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Speaker 1: that's where. That's where. That's where. There is a well

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Speaker 1: in New Jersey that has the same type of water

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Speaker 2: Did you know?

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Speaker 1: I know all this because vie Napoli a Disney World.

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Speaker 1: They get the water shipped down and that's how they

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Speaker 1: make the pizza. Okay, So when you go different places

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Speaker 1: and you have different water, your body is not.

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Speaker 2: Used to that.

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Speaker 1: So sometimes you go to the bathroom differently while you're gone.

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Speaker 3: I think it's diabolical people who poop at work.

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Speaker 2: You gotta go and I gotta go.

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Speaker 3: I wait until I go home. I have to.

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Speaker 6: That's so bad for your bowels, though, Ashley. If you

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Speaker 6: think about it and you're sitting there waiting three to

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Speaker 6: four hours to release, I'm not.

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Speaker 3: Going to be comfortable at work. I don't know why.

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Speaker 3: I just I can't.

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Speaker 7: I get nervous, so I will wait when I get

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Speaker 6: Well, your colon is not thinking you because that's a

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Speaker 4: But I'm not even like an emergency situation where you're

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Speaker 3: Oh, I'm going to bolt home.

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Speaker 7: I'm driving, I'm holding my cheeks together and I'm waiting

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Speaker 7: till I'm getting upstairs and hoping it does not.

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Speaker 6: Why don't you try like this said person that's talking about,

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Speaker 6: let's try this method that Joe, one of our coworkers,

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Speaker 6: is doing, And Joe brought up you should go to

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Speaker 6: the bathroom on every floor.

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Speaker 7: And for me, see, I think I can do it

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Speaker 7: because no one knows me. But yeah, on the same.

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Speaker 2: Floor, I think they're doing construction on the bottom floor.

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Speaker 3: They are the where the elevators are when you first enter.

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Speaker 2: No, i think they're doing construction on floor five.

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Speaker 3: So you could go down there right now.

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Speaker 1: Here, Hop on the phone, Hop on the phone, and

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Speaker 1: let's have a pop quest. Let's see, we're gonna because

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Speaker 1: we're gonna make Ashley feel comfortable enough to go to

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Speaker 1: the bathroom while she's at work. I don't like the

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Speaker 1: fact that you don't feel comfortable going to the bathroom.

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Speaker 7: Well, I don't like who wants to sneak up the

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Speaker 7: work bathroom.

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Speaker 1: Well, you're not gonna be. You're gonna be stinking up

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Speaker 1: another floor, all right. Also, I'm proud of you for

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Speaker 1: admitting that they're stinky. That's very big of you. Like

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Speaker 1: your duties.

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Speaker 2: Apparently all right?

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Speaker 3: Now she's on a side quest.

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Speaker 1: Ashley's on a side quest. Now, will Ashley call the

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Speaker 1: the Hotliners? She's just gonna go on this poop quest alone.

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Speaker 1: Why isn't she calling us?

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Speaker 2: Jed? Will you call Ashley?

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Speaker 1: Hey, Jim, you're like Ashley, you can't do it at work.

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Speaker 4: I can only if there's no one that's fell next

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Speaker 4: to me.

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Speaker 1: Do you this is this is good for Ashley that

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Speaker 1: she potentially will be finding a new bathroom at work,

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Speaker 1: don't you think? Yeah, she can't just hold it in

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Speaker 1: really bad here there she is Ashley.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yes, I was making sure there's no feedback and elevator.

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Speaker 5: Oh am, I gonna lose you.

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Speaker 2: No, you shouldn't. I don't know. All right, Well let's

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Speaker 2: see looks like big elevator. How am I going to know?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 1: I heard you guys in all right.

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Speaker 2: Ashley, say hi to Jim by the way. Jim's on

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Speaker 2: the phone.

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Speaker 3: Hi, Jim.

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Speaker 7: How's it going.

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Speaker 5: Uh, just going down to the fifth floor to see

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Speaker 5: if it's safe to drop the number two.

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Speaker 2: It will be there. You're here. You're just like me.

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Speaker 4: I can't.

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Speaker 2: I can't do a number two if there's somebody sitting

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Speaker 2: next to me in a stall.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, now, if there's someone in there with you. But

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Speaker 4: I can definitely I can do things here at work.

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Speaker 3: It's all a goot.

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Speaker 2: I throw in reels and I turn it really loud.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's me in the bathroom.

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Speaker 3: Ales a volume up.

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Speaker 5: Up the fifth floor has a code to get in

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Speaker 5: the bathroom for the women.

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Speaker 3: So, uh, the Gosses. Our coworker knows all the codes.

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Speaker 2: Wait, yeah, I mean we.

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Speaker 5: Know who we're talking about. You know who we're talking He.

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Speaker 2: Knows the code for everything.

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Speaker 1: Well, here, we'll figure out the code right now? What

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Speaker 1: is the address to this building?

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Speaker 5: One? Seven?

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Speaker 2: Type that in let's see one three.

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Speaker 5: Okay, one five?

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Speaker 1: Read?

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Speaker 3: What am I doing with this?

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Speaker 2: What about one? To try? Try one two three four.

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Speaker 5: One two three four, No, give me another one try?

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Speaker 4: Oh you know what you should do?

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Speaker 5: I'm one one one one.

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Speaker 4: You should try seven six six seven seven six even

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Speaker 4: it spells out.

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Speaker 2: Oh, it's spells out. It spells out pop.

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Speaker 1: That's a great, that's a wow. You're so intuitive, Jim,

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Speaker 1: thank you. Kaylee, we're trying to figure out the password

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Speaker 1: to the bathroom downstairs so Ashley can pooping and you know,

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Speaker 1: comfortable ability poopy.

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Speaker 3: We don't have a stay.

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Speaker 1: I can't think of words. Yeah, what do you think

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Speaker 1: the code would be?

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Speaker 2: Kaylee? Help us out? Zero zero zero zero?

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Speaker 5: There we go. Let's try to zero zero zero zero? No?

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Speaker 3: Should I just go ask them?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, go down and you can get the code. Katie

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Speaker 2: will be back. We're going.

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Speaker 1: We're on a poop mission right now. Kayleie, you are

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Speaker 1: a nurse, so you're a oh you're at home health nurse.

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Speaker 2: So do you poop in people's homes?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 5: That's the one thing.

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Speaker 2: I refuse to do, is I refuse to go in

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Speaker 5: But I have found like where the nicer bathrooms are.

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Speaker 1: In the community, like which gas stations and which ones

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Speaker 1: to definitely avoid.

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Speaker 5: Like one specifically doesn't have soap in their bathroom ever,

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Speaker 5: so I always never.

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Speaker 1: Go to that one.

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Speaker 2: Do you?

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Speaker 1: Is there a specific gas station like I would like

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Speaker 1: to think wah wah probably has the best bathroom.

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Speaker 5: So some do, some do, but some of them.

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Speaker 2: Are actually very gross.

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Speaker 5: All right, we got track surprisingly has a really.

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Speaker 2: Nice one racetrack. I believe it.

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Speaker 1: I love racetrack. We uh, the library, We have the

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Speaker 1: oh the library. Do you need a card to go?

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Speaker 4: They don't take anything.

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Speaker 2: That's perfect. We love you. I think we figured out

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Speaker 2: the password?

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Speaker 4: Am I saying it on the air?

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Speaker 3: It is five three two one?

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Speaker 2: Try five two three two one five three two one?

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Speaker 2: Wait what five three two one? It works? Check out

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Speaker 2: that for the men?

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Speaker 5: Hold on, let's try this one. Hold on, Oh, it's.

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Speaker 7: Only for the men.

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Speaker 2: How who cares?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 2: One's isn't an empty floor? Actually?

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Speaker 5: Let's see? Yeah, no, I mean there's a building here.

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Speaker 5: But let's see.

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Speaker 2: I know there's a building here here.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, it does.

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Speaker 5: Who's yelling?

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Speaker 2: Is someone in there.

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Speaker 5: No, with somebody from work. I'm not gonna name him.

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Speaker 2: Who's duty in downstairs.

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Speaker 5: I don't know his name.

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