WEBVTT - Ass Slaps

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<v Speaker 1>All right, welcome to the Mojo in the Morning show

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<v Speaker 1>for this Friday. So yesterday I was out with my

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<v Speaker 1>guy buddies and we made it through the entire event

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<v Speaker 1>without you know who knowing?

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<v Speaker 2>You know what? Are you sure? I think?

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<v Speaker 3>So?

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't gotten any calls, but a question came up,

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<v Speaker 1>and I want to get right to it because this

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<v Speaker 1>is one for Kevin.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna ask.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, question came up when you're hanging with

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<v Speaker 1>your guys and one of your guys, say, for instance,

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<v Speaker 1>hypothetically we're golfing. Okay, one of your guys hits like

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<v Speaker 1>an incredible shot, like one that is one for the ages.

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<v Speaker 1>You look like a combination of Tiger Woods, Worry McElroy

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<v Speaker 1>and Scottie Scheffler are all in one.

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<v Speaker 2>What a baby.

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<v Speaker 1>Those are all golfers. By the way, for any of

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<v Speaker 1>you that don't know who golfers are and you want

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<v Speaker 1>to celebrate, is it okay to give your friend an

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<v Speaker 1>ass lab?

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<v Speaker 2>All right? I have to ask Kevin this question. Kevin,

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<v Speaker 2>is it okay?

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<v Speaker 1>And you know this because I know you've played sports,

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<v Speaker 1>but you know, like when you'd hit like a winning

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<v Speaker 1>bucket or you would hit a big you know, uh

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<v Speaker 1>basehead or something or a home run. You give it,

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<v Speaker 1>you get your ass slap, boom boom, you slapping ass.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, like my sports world was when I was

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<v Speaker 4>very young, like I didn't play a lot of sports,

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<v Speaker 4>Like when I got to high school is when I

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<v Speaker 4>started acting, and none of like professional sports or anything

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<v Speaker 4>was a part of my life. So maybe Anna can

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<v Speaker 4>tell you that more than I can as a relations

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<v Speaker 4>to like high school and all of that. But but

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<v Speaker 4>they were doing a lot more than slapping ass from

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<v Speaker 4>what I hear, ain't know a haha, that's the truth truth.

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<v Speaker 4>But I it's more so like chess bumps are like

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<v Speaker 4>hard high fives. I would say that is a thing

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<v Speaker 4>in sports culture, but I've never done that with any

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<v Speaker 4>of my friends, never as I've never asked them.

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<v Speaker 5>Some guys on the basketball team slap each other's I

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<v Speaker 5>feel weird saying ass on the radio, but I've seen

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<v Speaker 5>some guys do it for sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh ass slapping To me, I'll be quite honest with you,

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<v Speaker 1>I think that ass slapping is okay. Matter of fact,

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<v Speaker 1>I like ass slapping a whole lot better than the

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<v Speaker 1>dab up handshake combo thing where they fist bump each

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<v Speaker 1>other and do that thing. Like I hate the whole

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<v Speaker 1>giv you pull your put your fist out and here

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<v Speaker 1>you give you know, put your fist on me.

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<v Speaker 2>I hate that thing. I would love to know the.

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<v Speaker 4>Origins of this, Like who was the first dude after

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<v Speaker 4>a great play to just smack another dude on the

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<v Speaker 4>ass and be like that was a good gag.

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<v Speaker 2>Like that's why? Why was that the move?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, but I think it goes back to

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<v Speaker 1>the days of uh. I don't know Marconi or I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know who Nay Smith or whatever who is I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know whoever it was, but I will never forget

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<v Speaker 1>you talk about how when you were young, they didn't

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<v Speaker 1>ask slap.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I coached Joe and Luke and Jacob when they were younger,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I only got them when they were in grade

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<v Speaker 1>school middle school. I was coaching Joe's middle school team

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<v Speaker 1>at Abbott Middle School and he had this unbelievable play

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<v Speaker 1>and he was running down the court and as he's

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<v Speaker 1>running down the court, he literally hit a three.

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<v Speaker 2>It was awesome and it put us in the lead.

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<v Speaker 1>I was right there on the sidelines and I smacked

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<v Speaker 1>his ass as he was running back down the court,

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<v Speaker 1>and during the next time out, the athletic director for

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<v Speaker 1>the school in Farmington Hills that we were competing against

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<v Speaker 1>came out to me and said, you should never touch

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<v Speaker 1>a player like that.

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<v Speaker 2>That's my son. I can do whatever I want that

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<v Speaker 2>that's my ass. That's flat as my ass.

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<v Speaker 5>I think there's levels to it though, Like if you're

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<v Speaker 5>slapping like bottom up, you're kind of copping a feel there.

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<v Speaker 5>But if you're just hitting like upper cheek, like maybe

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<v Speaker 5>that's more acceptable to me.

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<v Speaker 2>It's about placement, Yeah, you know what.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, Like if you're coming upwards, you're feeling if

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<v Speaker 5>like they got a.

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<v Speaker 1>Booty, but you're not, You're not staying there for a while,

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<v Speaker 1>like you're not. It's not like I know, but still

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<v Speaker 1>you give an exam. I mean you're no, You're It's

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<v Speaker 1>a quick, a little I can feel jiggle. I actually

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<v Speaker 1>I went to a buddy friend of mine and tried

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<v Speaker 1>to do a high five, like a general high five,

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<v Speaker 1>and he looked at me. He's kind of a gruff

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<v Speaker 1>kind of guy. Uh, And he looked at me and he goes,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't do high fives. Yeah, he was not a

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<v Speaker 1>high five what is he? I think he was kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like a nod.

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<v Speaker 2>Give me a.

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<v Speaker 1>Nod eight four four Mojo live eight four four sixty

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<v Speaker 1>six five six four.

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<v Speaker 2>It whe're my men today? Where my mainly men?

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<v Speaker 5>Where's Zach? Zach?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you be smacking people's asses and bowling? No, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>a fist bumper like I'm not. Don't high five me.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want your greasy palm on my palm. Just

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<v Speaker 3>give me some knuckles and we'll move on.

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<v Speaker 2>See, I like a hot like.

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<v Speaker 4>It is not necessarily a high five, but like a power,

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<v Speaker 4>it has to be power.

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<v Speaker 2>It has to meet the moment you hurt my hands.

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<v Speaker 1>That dude, I'm telling you, you understand there have been

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<v Speaker 1>times where I feel like I have like red marks

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<v Speaker 1>for days on me.

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<v Speaker 2>You're you're you're an abusive father to me. That you

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<v Speaker 2>are Joe Jackson when you see how Michael turned up?

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<v Speaker 2>Old on? Owen? What's going on? Owen? How are you

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<v Speaker 2>doing good?

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<v Speaker 6>First time? Long time?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you an ass lapping kind of guy?

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<v Speaker 6>I am. I played sports a lot when I was younger,

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<v Speaker 6>through hockey, basketball, and a little bit of soccer.

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<v Speaker 2>Two.

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<v Speaker 6>It's more or less just you know, a congratulation thing.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, it's nothing much to it. It's like how

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<v Speaker 6>you hold your hand. You're not trying to cuff your

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<v Speaker 6>hand when you're going on an ass because then you're

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<v Speaker 6>just it feels weird. You're just kind of more of

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<v Speaker 6>like a high five, like yeah, yeah, No, I think

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<v Speaker 6>that's completely normal and it plus it's you're not just

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<v Speaker 6>holding it. You're just quick because yours are going to

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<v Speaker 6>be busy high five and other people.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And by the way, the guys who ask slap aren't

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<v Speaker 1>the same guys that pull out disinfectant and start you know, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, making sure that their hands are clean afterwards.

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<v Speaker 1>They're doing it quick and moving on. You know, thank

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<v Speaker 1>you Owen for coming so many more people to five exactly,

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<v Speaker 1>I got more asses, Jacob, you sound like a guys guy.

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<v Speaker 2>What's happening, Jacob?

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<v Speaker 7>Good morning? First time call her?

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<v Speaker 2>Smack them? Come on, Zach, give them an ass smack

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<v Speaker 2>era right now.

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<v Speaker 7>Jacob, come on. So my ideas if.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like you're going to smack you in the mouth

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<v Speaker 1>on that one, you cannot say you cannot say the word.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh you know what you said, start all start all

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<v Speaker 1>over again. When it's your boys and what it's a figure.

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<v Speaker 7>If if it's your guys, like your close friends or

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<v Speaker 7>like a sports scene that you're on you're close with,

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<v Speaker 7>then it's fine. I don't personally do it, but you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know vacuum in that you hated too.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, two right there, and we're gonna punch you in

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<v Speaker 1>the nose, all right for.

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<v Speaker 4>The Google's The first recording ass lap was in the

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<v Speaker 4>seventies at Penn State.

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<v Speaker 2>So really, oh no, they started it?

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<v Speaker 1>Was it? Jerry Sandusky can't deny?

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<v Speaker 2>What's going on? Sean? How are you? Sean?

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<v Speaker 6>Hey?

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<v Speaker 8>Good, first time?

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<v Speaker 2>Long time? What's up? Slappers? What's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 8>Community players, coaches, everybody. You're swapping in the head, swappy

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<v Speaker 8>in the ass.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>The whole touching like the baseball thing now is you

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<v Speaker 1>hit a home run, they start beating your your brains in.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you have to take your helmet off otherwise

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<v Speaker 1>it hurts.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 8>I still do it with my buddies now, it's not

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<v Speaker 8>a big deal.

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<v Speaker 1>I always worry about doing the whole cav thing where

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<v Speaker 1>you run into a guy's chest somewhere you're gonna like

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<v Speaker 1>tear an a c l or something. Kevin wants to

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<v Speaker 1>stop on the whole that you do this all with

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<v Speaker 1>your buddies. You're playing a sport. When you're doing you're

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<v Speaker 1>doing it when you're playing a sport.

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<v Speaker 8>Right, Oh well yeah, or they do something cool?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah like what like what John?

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<v Speaker 8>Well, it's you know, it's not it's not always sports related,

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<v Speaker 8>like you could be helping them move or something, right,

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<v Speaker 8>and it's a tough situation. You got to get that

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<v Speaker 8>couch through the door and you make it and it's like, yeah, man,

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<v Speaker 8>we did that, and.

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<v Speaker 2>We did that, we.

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<v Speaker 1>Moved that college. That might be the greatest thing ever.

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<v Speaker 1>So like randomly, you know, hey, or or like today

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<v Speaker 1>at lunch you're gonna hang out with your buddies and

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<v Speaker 1>a guy orders a really good Chipotle bowl, Like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>great bowl.

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<v Speaker 2>Stop ordering that was awesome?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah nice joy Now I do team all right, Well good,

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<v Speaker 1>we're all as lapping this morning. Here's the deal. keV

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<v Speaker 1>wins the throwback throwdown. We're ass slapping the hell out

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<v Speaker 1>of him.

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<v Speaker 2>Your feet