Speaker 1: All right, welcome to the Mojo in the Morning show
Speaker 1: for this Friday. So yesterday I was out with my
Speaker 1: guy buddies and we made it through the entire event
Speaker 1: without you know who knowing?
Speaker 2: You know what? Are you sure? I think?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 1: I haven't gotten any calls, but a question came up,
Speaker 1: and I want to get right to it because this
Speaker 1: is one for Kevin.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna ask.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, question came up when you're hanging with
Speaker 1: your guys and one of your guys, say, for instance,
Speaker 1: hypothetically we're golfing. Okay, one of your guys hits like
Speaker 1: an incredible shot, like one that is one for the ages.
Speaker 1: You look like a combination of Tiger Woods, Worry McElroy
Speaker 1: and Scottie Scheffler are all in one.
Speaker 2: What a baby.
Speaker 1: Those are all golfers. By the way, for any of
Speaker 1: you that don't know who golfers are and you want
Speaker 1: to celebrate, is it okay to give your friend an
Speaker 1: ass lab?
Speaker 2: All right? I have to ask Kevin this question. Kevin,
Speaker 2: is it okay?
Speaker 1: And you know this because I know you've played sports,
Speaker 1: but you know, like when you'd hit like a winning
Speaker 1: bucket or you would hit a big you know, uh
Speaker 1: basehead or something or a home run. You give it,
Speaker 1: you get your ass slap, boom boom, you slapping ass.
Speaker 4: I mean, like my sports world was when I was
Speaker 4: very young, like I didn't play a lot of sports,
Speaker 4: Like when I got to high school is when I
Speaker 4: started acting, and none of like professional sports or anything
Speaker 4: was a part of my life. So maybe Anna can
Speaker 4: tell you that more than I can as a relations
Speaker 4: to like high school and all of that. But but
Speaker 4: they were doing a lot more than slapping ass from
Speaker 4: what I hear, ain't know a haha, that's the truth truth.
Speaker 4: But I it's more so like chess bumps are like
Speaker 4: hard high fives. I would say that is a thing
Speaker 4: in sports culture, but I've never done that with any
Speaker 4: of my friends, never as I've never asked them.
Speaker 5: Some guys on the basketball team slap each other's I
Speaker 5: feel weird saying ass on the radio, but I've seen
Speaker 5: some guys do it for sure.
Speaker 1: Oh ass slapping To me, I'll be quite honest with you,
Speaker 1: I think that ass slapping is okay. Matter of fact,
Speaker 1: I like ass slapping a whole lot better than the
Speaker 1: dab up handshake combo thing where they fist bump each
Speaker 1: other and do that thing. Like I hate the whole
Speaker 1: giv you pull your put your fist out and here
Speaker 1: you give you know, put your fist on me.
Speaker 2: I hate that thing. I would love to know the.
Speaker 4: Origins of this, Like who was the first dude after
Speaker 4: a great play to just smack another dude on the
Speaker 4: ass and be like that was a good gag.
Speaker 2: Like that's why? Why was that the move?
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I think it goes back to
Speaker 1: the days of uh. I don't know Marconi or I
Speaker 1: don't know who Nay Smith or whatever who is I
Speaker 1: don't know whoever it was, but I will never forget
Speaker 1: you talk about how when you were young, they didn't
Speaker 1: ask slap.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I coached Joe and Luke and Jacob when they were younger,
Speaker 1: Like I only got them when they were in grade
Speaker 1: school middle school. I was coaching Joe's middle school team
Speaker 1: at Abbott Middle School and he had this unbelievable play
Speaker 1: and he was running down the court and as he's
Speaker 1: running down the court, he literally hit a three.
Speaker 2: It was awesome and it put us in the lead.
Speaker 1: I was right there on the sidelines and I smacked
Speaker 1: his ass as he was running back down the court,
Speaker 1: and during the next time out, the athletic director for
Speaker 1: the school in Farmington Hills that we were competing against
Speaker 1: came out to me and said, you should never touch
Speaker 1: a player like that.
Speaker 2: That's my son. I can do whatever I want that
Speaker 2: that's my ass. That's flat as my ass.
Speaker 5: I think there's levels to it though, Like if you're
Speaker 5: slapping like bottom up, you're kind of copping a feel there.
Speaker 5: But if you're just hitting like upper cheek, like maybe
Speaker 5: that's more acceptable to me.
Speaker 2: It's about placement, Yeah, you know what.
Speaker 5: I mean, Like if you're coming upwards, you're feeling if
Speaker 5: like they got a.
Speaker 1: Booty, but you're not, You're not staying there for a while,
Speaker 1: like you're not. It's not like I know, but still
Speaker 1: you give an exam. I mean you're no, You're It's
Speaker 1: a quick, a little I can feel jiggle. I actually
Speaker 1: I went to a buddy friend of mine and tried
Speaker 1: to do a high five, like a general high five,
Speaker 1: and he looked at me. He's kind of a gruff
Speaker 1: kind of guy. Uh, And he looked at me and he goes,
Speaker 1: I don't do high fives. Yeah, he was not a
Speaker 1: high five what is he? I think he was kind
Speaker 1: of like a nod.
Speaker 2: Give me a.
Speaker 1: Nod eight four four Mojo live eight four four sixty
Speaker 1: six five six four.
Speaker 2: It whe're my men today? Where my mainly men?
Speaker 5: Where's Zach? Zach?
Speaker 3: Do you be smacking people's asses and bowling? No, I'm
Speaker 3: a fist bumper like I'm not. Don't high five me.
Speaker 3: I don't want your greasy palm on my palm. Just
Speaker 3: give me some knuckles and we'll move on.
Speaker 2: See, I like a hot like.
Speaker 4: It is not necessarily a high five, but like a power,
Speaker 4: it has to be power.
Speaker 2: It has to meet the moment you hurt my hands.
Speaker 1: That dude, I'm telling you, you understand there have been
Speaker 1: times where I feel like I have like red marks
Speaker 1: for days on me.
Speaker 2: You're you're you're an abusive father to me. That you
Speaker 2: are Joe Jackson when you see how Michael turned up?
Speaker 2: Old on? Owen? What's going on? Owen? How are you
Speaker 2: doing good?
Speaker 6: First time? Long time?
Speaker 2: Are you an ass lapping kind of guy?
Speaker 6: I am. I played sports a lot when I was younger,
Speaker 6: through hockey, basketball, and a little bit of soccer.
Speaker 2: Two.
Speaker 6: It's more or less just you know, a congratulation thing.
Speaker 6: I mean, it's nothing much to it. It's like how
Speaker 6: you hold your hand. You're not trying to cuff your
Speaker 6: hand when you're going on an ass because then you're
Speaker 6: just it feels weird. You're just kind of more of
Speaker 6: like a high five, like yeah, yeah, No, I think
Speaker 6: that's completely normal and it plus it's you're not just
Speaker 6: holding it. You're just quick because yours are going to
Speaker 6: be busy high five and other people.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And by the way, the guys who ask slap aren't
Speaker 1: the same guys that pull out disinfectant and start you know, uh,
Speaker 1: you know, making sure that their hands are clean afterwards.
Speaker 1: They're doing it quick and moving on. You know, thank
Speaker 1: you Owen for coming so many more people to five exactly,
Speaker 1: I got more asses, Jacob, you sound like a guys guy.
Speaker 2: What's happening, Jacob?
Speaker 7: Good morning? First time call her?
Speaker 2: Smack them? Come on, Zach, give them an ass smack
Speaker 2: era right now.
Speaker 7: Jacob, come on. So my ideas if.
Speaker 1: It's like you're going to smack you in the mouth
Speaker 1: on that one, you cannot say you cannot say the word.
Speaker 1: Uh you know what you said, start all start all
Speaker 1: over again. When it's your boys and what it's a figure.
Speaker 7: If if it's your guys, like your close friends or
Speaker 7: like a sports scene that you're on you're close with,
Speaker 7: then it's fine. I don't personally do it, but you.
Speaker 2: Know vacuum in that you hated too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, two right there, and we're gonna punch you in
Speaker 1: the nose, all right for.
Speaker 4: The Google's The first recording ass lap was in the
Speaker 4: seventies at Penn State.
Speaker 2: So really, oh no, they started it?
Speaker 1: Was it? Jerry Sandusky can't deny?
Speaker 2: What's going on? Sean? How are you? Sean?
Speaker 6: Hey?
Speaker 8: Good, first time?
Speaker 2: Long time? What's up? Slappers? What's going on?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Community players, coaches, everybody. You're swapping in the head, swappy
Speaker 8: in the ass.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The whole touching like the baseball thing now is you
Speaker 1: hit a home run, they start beating your your brains in.
Speaker 1: You know, you have to take your helmet off otherwise
Speaker 1: it hurts.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 8: I still do it with my buddies now, it's not
Speaker 8: a big deal.
Speaker 1: I always worry about doing the whole cav thing where
Speaker 1: you run into a guy's chest somewhere you're gonna like
Speaker 1: tear an a c l or something. Kevin wants to
Speaker 1: stop on the whole that you do this all with
Speaker 1: your buddies. You're playing a sport. When you're doing you're
Speaker 1: doing it when you're playing a sport.
Speaker 8: Right, Oh well yeah, or they do something cool?
Speaker 2: Yeah like what like what John?
Speaker 8: Well, it's you know, it's not it's not always sports related,
Speaker 8: like you could be helping them move or something, right,
Speaker 8: and it's a tough situation. You got to get that
Speaker 8: couch through the door and you make it and it's like, yeah, man,
Speaker 8: we did that, and.
Speaker 2: We did that, we.
Speaker 1: Moved that college. That might be the greatest thing ever.
Speaker 1: So like randomly, you know, hey, or or like today
Speaker 1: at lunch you're gonna hang out with your buddies and
Speaker 1: a guy orders a really good Chipotle bowl, Like, hey,
Speaker 1: great bowl.
Speaker 2: Stop ordering that was awesome?
Speaker 1: Yeah nice joy Now I do team all right, Well good,
Speaker 1: we're all as lapping this morning. Here's the deal. keV
Speaker 1: wins the throwback throwdown. We're ass slapping the hell out
Speaker 1: of him.
Speaker 2: Your feet