WEBVTT - Headlines 0:00:01.760 --> 0:00:06.440 The Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly 0:00:06.519 --> 0:00:11.280 Show on a fantastic Wednesday, cannot get the smile off 0:00:11.320 --> 0:00:15.360 my face. We'll talk about some ugly FBI things the 0:00:15.440 --> 0:00:20.120 Supreme Court had to slap democrats around a little bit, nonprofits, 0:00:20.239 --> 0:00:23.360 emails and other stuff. I wanted to start out this 0:00:23.440 --> 0:00:27.600 hour with a couple different items, though, kind of off 0:00:27.640 --> 0:00:30.960 the wall items, but you'll hear. I'll explain in a 0:00:31.000 --> 0:00:37.680 moment if you will. First, there's something I love and 0:00:37.760 --> 0:00:40.319 I think I kind of know why I love it, 0:00:41.120 --> 0:00:44.839 but I'm not one hundred percent sure why I love it. 0:00:44.880 --> 0:00:49.680 And here's what it is. The person who owns a 0:00:49.800 --> 0:00:55.480 house or a house in some land and their area 0:00:55.520 --> 0:01:00.080 gets really popular and everything starts getting built up around them, 0:01:01.200 --> 0:01:04.280 and they keep it just the way it is and 0:01:04.280 --> 0:01:07.560 don't sell it. This is actually happening in my specific 0:01:07.640 --> 0:01:11.600 area right now. I live in Red America. Therefore it's 0:01:11.640 --> 0:01:15.399 safe and it's clean. The animals aren't allowed to run free, 0:01:15.520 --> 0:01:17.920 the schools are better, your child's not going to get stabbed. 0:01:18.000 --> 0:01:20.520 Get you get you want to stand it. That's what 0:01:20.560 --> 0:01:22.840 happens when you leave Blue America and come to Red America. 0:01:23.520 --> 0:01:27.560 So of course people want to move to the rural Texas. 0:01:27.600 --> 0:01:32.440 Of course they do well. My area is getting built up. 0:01:33.640 --> 0:01:38.600 There are businesses who are opening, There are new subdivisions. 0:01:38.680 --> 0:01:40.800 Every new land developer wants to buy a big chunk 0:01:40.880 --> 0:01:44.920 land and put subdivisions out there, homes, apartments. Everyone wants 0:01:44.959 --> 0:01:46.720 to go there. That's a blessing. People want to come 0:01:46.720 --> 0:01:49.720 to your area. It's a blessing. I'm not complaining about that. 0:01:49.760 --> 0:01:51.960 By the way. I like that people have apartments. I 0:01:52.040 --> 0:01:54.840 like that people have homes. I like the businesses start. 0:01:54.880 --> 0:01:57.000 I want people to have jobs. I'm a fan of 0:01:57.040 --> 0:02:02.240 capitalism and prosperity. But also in my area, because it's 0:02:02.680 --> 0:02:08.480 rural Texas, there are these little mini ranches, I should say, 0:02:08.560 --> 0:02:12.040 where he'll have two hundred head of cattle, he'll have 0:02:12.720 --> 0:02:16.000 four or five horses. You're looking and you're thinking, Nah, 0:02:16.040 --> 0:02:20.639 that guy probably has twenty acres there, and all around 0:02:20.720 --> 0:02:23.840 him they're building apartments and houses, and there's a new 0:02:23.919 --> 0:02:27.720 McDonald's and there's a new parking garage all around him, 0:02:28.520 --> 0:02:33.560 and nothing's changed on his place. And you know, for 0:02:33.639 --> 0:02:39.079 a fat, when you're driving by for a fat that somebody, 0:02:39.360 --> 0:02:44.680 probably multiple somebodies have knocked on that guy's door and 0:02:45.040 --> 0:02:50.920 opened up their checkbook and basically told him, name your price, 0:02:51.560 --> 0:02:55.760 we want to buy your place. And they offered him 0:02:55.760 --> 0:03:00.400 what you or I would probably consider life changing money. 0:03:00.600 --> 0:03:04.920 How much money would it take for you to say, 0:03:05.760 --> 0:03:07.600 I mean, whatever you want to do in retirement. People 0:03:07.600 --> 0:03:09.840 have their own thing, but maybe you, maybe you have 0:03:09.840 --> 0:03:11.720 a very standard thing, and there's nothing wrong with this. 0:03:12.040 --> 0:03:16.760 Maybe you want to move to Florida and you want 0:03:16.800 --> 0:03:19.440 to you want a condo close to the walking distance 0:03:19.480 --> 0:03:23.480 to the beach in Florida. Maybe you want five million dollars. 0:03:23.880 --> 0:03:26.040 You want a condo close to the beach in Florida. 0:03:26.800 --> 0:03:31.119 Invest your money, you your hobby, your wife. You want 0:03:31.120 --> 0:03:34.280 to walk down and get oysters every Friday night, enjoy 0:03:34.360 --> 0:03:37.400 the sunshine and the beach. And that's that's what you 0:03:37.400 --> 0:03:39.880 want to do, and there's nothing wrong with that. And 0:03:40.000 --> 0:03:42.240 somebody comes homes to your house and they open up 0:03:42.240 --> 0:03:44.000 a check book and they say, hey, here it is 0:03:44.200 --> 0:03:49.240 right here, I have the check for it. And you say, nah, 0:03:49.480 --> 0:03:53.920 I'm good. I built this place. I like this place. 0:03:55.080 --> 0:03:57.000 I think this place is a good place just the 0:03:57.000 --> 0:04:02.360 way it is. I'm not leaving. I've always loved that, 0:04:03.040 --> 0:04:06.840 and I don't understand what specifically about it appeals to me. 0:04:08.040 --> 0:04:12.720 Maybe because I like people who value tradition over money. 0:04:12.720 --> 0:04:17.159 I guess possibly that could be it. I like to 0:04:17.200 --> 0:04:19.640 see the old way people lived. I don't know, I 0:04:19.720 --> 0:04:23.120 don't know, but I like it. And this story it's 0:04:23.360 --> 0:04:25.880 this is like a two minute news clip. It's a 0:04:25.920 --> 0:04:28.400 story out of Kentucky. I'm gonna play it for you. 0:04:29.120 --> 0:04:31.400 And when I first saw it, I just sat back 0:04:31.440 --> 0:04:34.600 and I just smiled the entire time. Listen to this 0:04:34.680 --> 0:04:36.240 woman in Kentucky and it's my way. 0:04:36.279 --> 0:04:39.680 I'll stay in hold and feet in Asian, twenty six 0:04:39.720 --> 0:04:41.120 million doesn't mean anything. 0:04:41.360 --> 0:04:44.679 Some people might find it obviously obviously, I'll start it again. 0:04:44.920 --> 0:04:50.520 The woman was offered twenty six million dollars for her place, 0:04:51.480 --> 0:04:53.159 more money than you or I will ever see in 0:04:53.160 --> 0:04:56.719 a lifetime. Twenty six million dollars. Listen, and it's my way. 0:04:56.760 --> 0:05:00.520 I'll stay in hold and feet in Asian, six million 0:05:00.560 --> 0:05:01.440 doesn't mean anything. 0:05:01.880 --> 0:05:04.760 Some people might find it hard to understand how Delsia 0:05:04.800 --> 0:05:07.920 Bear can turn away a twenty six million dollar offer 0:05:07.920 --> 0:05:10.479 to buy some of her land until you spend a 0:05:10.480 --> 0:05:12.960 little time with her walking the dirt road she grew 0:05:13.040 --> 0:05:15.640 up on and in the house her daddy built. 0:05:15.640 --> 0:05:18.720 My grandfather and great grandfather and a whole bunch of 0:05:18.720 --> 0:05:22.480 family has all lived here for years, paid taxes on it, 0:05:22.640 --> 0:05:26.000 fed a nation off of it, even raised wheat through 0:05:26.040 --> 0:05:29.760 the depression, and kept the breadlines up in the United 0:05:29.800 --> 0:05:32.679 States of America when people didn't have anything else. 0:05:32.760 --> 0:05:35.920 Delcia is one of dozens of landowners approached by an 0:05:35.960 --> 0:05:40.000 anonymous buyer, one of the major players in artificial intelligence, 0:05:40.440 --> 0:05:44.640 likely Google or Meta or Amazon, to purchase their land. 0:05:45.000 --> 0:05:47.840 The market value for land in Mason County is about 0:05:47.880 --> 0:05:51.200 six thousand dollars an acre. The realtor that came to 0:05:51.240 --> 0:05:54.800 her door last April offered her and her mother about 0:05:54.839 --> 0:05:56.960 ten times that they call. 0:05:56.839 --> 0:06:00.400 Us whole stupid farmers, you know, but we're not. We 0:06:00.480 --> 0:06:03.800 know whenever our food is disappearing, our lands are disappearing, 0:06:04.080 --> 0:06:07.719 and we don't have any water and poison, we know 0:06:07.839 --> 0:06:08.320 we've had it. 0:06:08.800 --> 0:06:12.520 Elsie's mom, Ida Huddleston, is now eighty two years old. 0:06:12.920 --> 0:06:15.679 She says she does not need the money or the hassle. 0:06:16.160 --> 0:06:18.520 She was born on this land and she plans to 0:06:18.600 --> 0:06:21.720 die here, and she certainly does not trust the promises 0:06:21.800 --> 0:06:24.800 made by the AI companies or the people who want 0:06:24.839 --> 0:06:25.719 them to build here. 0:06:28.880 --> 0:06:35.359 Did that make you smile? You know? Mount Saint Helen's 0:06:36.640 --> 0:06:42.000 big old mountain volcano in Washington. Mount Saint Helens erupted 0:06:42.000 --> 0:06:43.680 some years ago. It's a big story. When I was 0:06:43.720 --> 0:06:46.760 a kid, we learned about it at the school and 0:06:46.839 --> 0:06:50.600 I remember reading in mount that story that there was 0:06:50.680 --> 0:06:52.839 an old man. Sorry, I didn't look this up beforehand. 0:06:52.880 --> 0:06:54.360 I'm doing this off the top of my head. Otherwise 0:06:54.400 --> 0:06:57.119 i'd name him. There was an old man who lived 0:06:57.160 --> 0:07:01.640 on the side of that mountain and they knew the 0:07:01.640 --> 0:07:03.360 mountain was going to go at some point in time, 0:07:04.400 --> 0:07:08.480 and they told him, Hey, you need to leave, and 0:07:09.240 --> 0:07:14.239 he said, no, this is my place. I was born 0:07:14.280 --> 0:07:19.520 here and I'm gonna die here. And he did. And 0:07:19.560 --> 0:07:23.040 I remember as a kid hearing that story and thinking 0:07:23.080 --> 0:07:28.320 to myself, what an idiot? What Go get an apartment somewhere, 0:07:28.400 --> 0:07:31.040 Go get a nice place somewhere else, Go buy a house, 0:07:31.120 --> 0:07:34.000 go go whatever. Live on a house boat in Tennessee. 0:07:34.040 --> 0:07:39.120 He said, what an idiot? And maybe it's age. I 0:07:39.160 --> 0:07:44.160 don't know. I can't psychologize myself. I really look up 0:07:44.200 --> 0:07:49.480 to that guy. I think there's something really appealing and 0:07:49.600 --> 0:07:55.680 really cool about being offered life changing, generational money, not 0:07:55.760 --> 0:07:59.040 just for you, your kids, your kids kids, for twenty 0:07:59.080 --> 0:08:07.160 six million dollars generational money, and you say, no, my 0:08:07.280 --> 0:08:13.800 dad built this house. Chris can't believe it. Look, I 0:08:13.840 --> 0:08:15.480 don't know that I could do it. Maybe that's why 0:08:15.480 --> 0:08:17.120 I like it so much. I don't know that I 0:08:17.600 --> 0:08:19.679 that I could do it, but I hope I could. 0:08:19.720 --> 0:08:25.320 What Chris. But Chris said, but that's the kind of 0:08:25.360 --> 0:08:29.560 thing you'd want your kids to say. I think I 0:08:29.600 --> 0:08:31.920 would want them to say that. I don't want them 0:08:31.920 --> 0:08:35.880 to value money over anything else. And I've told him that. 0:08:36.000 --> 0:08:39.360 I've told my boys, I expect you to work hard, 0:08:39.720 --> 0:08:41.920 working hard as a requirement, and I expect you to 0:08:41.960 --> 0:08:44.199 provide for a wife and children. You're gonna provide. You're 0:08:44.240 --> 0:08:47.320 not gonna be some dirtball, some free loading loser. But 0:08:47.360 --> 0:08:49.960 I've also told them there's more to life than money, 0:08:50.400 --> 0:08:54.360 a lot more to life than money. I don't know why, 0:08:54.360 --> 0:08:57.200 but I think that story is really freaking cool. I 0:08:57.240 --> 0:09:02.040 think it's really twenty six million dollars, man live, twenty 0:09:02.080 --> 0:09:05.880 six million dollars. No, I'm good, my dad built this house. 0:09:05.920 --> 0:09:08.680 I'm gonna stay right here. That's freaking awesome, Jesse. Perhaps 0:09:08.720 --> 0:09:11.679 you can share with your listener's house. Senator Joe McCarthy 0:09:12.200 --> 0:09:16.360 was spot on about the Communist infestation in the country. Well, 0:09:16.760 --> 0:09:20.880 he saw it coming, he screamed about it, and it's 0:09:20.880 --> 0:09:23.719 not an accident. To this day, your child learns in 0:09:23.880 --> 0:09:28.640 history class that Joe McCarthy was some crazy kook who 0:09:28.720 --> 0:09:32.600 was just out there selling conspiracy theories. That's because Joe 0:09:32.679 --> 0:09:35.679 McCarthy was dead right. He knew that the Communists were 0:09:35.679 --> 0:09:39.960 infecting the education system, the United States government. He knew 0:09:40.000 --> 0:09:43.360 they were infecting Hollywood. All these things we now know 0:09:43.440 --> 0:09:46.679 are documented facts. That's all documented now. Now we know it, 0:09:47.640 --> 0:09:51.120 McCarthy screamed about it, and now the average American things 0:09:51.200 --> 0:09:55.200 Joe McCarthy was just some some nutter, some what a 0:09:55.280 --> 0:10:00.360 conspiracy theorist. No, Communists are in filtrators, it's what they do. 0:10:01.200 --> 0:10:05.160 They didn't filtrate the FBI, and it's really really bad. 0:10:05.240 --> 0:10:11.000 It is the Jesse Kelly Show on an Amazing Wednesday. Member, 0:10:11.040 --> 0:10:16.640 you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Also, remember, 0:10:16.960 --> 0:10:19.720 the Communists are dead serious when they tell you they're 0:10:19.720 --> 0:10:21.800 going to arrest you the first chance they get. This 0:10:21.880 --> 0:10:24.360 is the DA of Philadelphia. This is how it works. 0:10:24.960 --> 0:10:28.720 You commit crimes within the jurisdiction that is the city 0:10:28.720 --> 0:10:31.520 and County of Philadelphia, I prosecute you. 0:10:32.480 --> 0:10:33.480 That is how it works. 0:10:34.360 --> 0:10:36.640 No, I don't take a phone call from the President 0:10:36.679 --> 0:10:40.040 saying let them go. No, the President cannot pardon you. 0:10:40.320 --> 0:10:44.000 I'll say it again, the President cannot pardon you. And yes, 0:10:45.400 --> 0:10:47.839 I will put you in handcuffs, and I will put 0:10:47.880 --> 0:10:50.480 you in a courtroom, and if necessary, I will put 0:10:50.480 --> 0:10:53.320 you in a jail cell if you decide to make 0:10:53.480 --> 0:10:57.280 the torazzo floor of this airport anything like what you 0:10:57.320 --> 0:10:59.520 did in the streets of Minneapolis. 0:11:01.160 --> 0:11:08.240 They're serious. We laugh and we have fun, but let's 0:11:08.280 --> 0:11:12.400 remember that communists are dead serious. They want to hurt you. 0:11:13.760 --> 0:11:17.679 They're going to try to hurt you. Whatever power they 0:11:17.679 --> 0:11:21.160 are ever given, they will use that power to hurt you. 0:11:22.160 --> 0:11:26.560 They've never done anything else. It's what they believe should 0:11:26.559 --> 0:11:30.959 be done with power. Headline from Just the News Fishing 0:11:31.040 --> 0:11:38.560 expedition docs expanse or expose expansive FBI surveillance of Trump 0:11:38.640 --> 0:11:46.160 allies possible illegality. They took the FBI and they did 0:11:46.200 --> 0:11:48.080 with it the only thing they know how to do. 0:11:49.480 --> 0:11:53.640 They used it against their political opponents. They'd never consider 0:11:54.480 --> 0:12:00.320 doing anything else. Speaking of never considering doing anything else else, 0:12:01.400 --> 0:12:03.000 here's Corey Booker with Gavin. 0:12:02.760 --> 0:12:05.240 News Gavin and I are longtime friends when we were 0:12:05.280 --> 0:12:11.120 both at mayoral level, and I told him, I said, brother, 0:12:11.200 --> 0:12:14.360 we got a romance because when you stood up for 0:12:14.559 --> 0:12:18.480 game lesbian couples and married them against the law, and 0:12:18.520 --> 0:12:20.959 the whole Democratic Party was saying, you're ruining our coming 0:12:21.000 --> 0:12:23.199 election because that was when Bush was trying to put 0:12:23.200 --> 0:12:24.160 it on ballots. 0:12:23.800 --> 0:12:26.520 Every night, blamed him for John Carrey losing Yes. 0:12:26.559 --> 0:12:28.640 But yet he stood up for what we now know 0:12:28.760 --> 0:12:31.440 looking back was right. That was an act of courage, 0:12:31.520 --> 0:12:33.680 It was an act of grace. It was an act 0:12:33.760 --> 0:12:37.520 of vulnerability because he put himself out there. He is 0:12:37.600 --> 0:12:39.920 my brother because of moments like that. 0:12:41.480 --> 0:12:45.600 Corey and Gavin are pretty close. I wonder how close 0:12:45.640 --> 0:12:50.199 they are. I wonder how long Gavin's been behind Corey 0:12:51.000 --> 0:12:54.640 or what. I just wonder how close they are. Chris, 0:12:54.679 --> 0:12:59.840 I can ask super close. I don't know. I don't know. 0:13:00.080 --> 0:13:03.320 I thought that was what, don't look at me like that, Chris. 0:13:03.360 --> 0:13:06.600 I thought that was touching. Hey, Bronco, I'm a project 0:13:06.640 --> 0:13:11.360 manager for the Oklahoma Military Department. We are building a 0:13:11.480 --> 0:13:15.200 new museum that tells the story of the Oklahoma National 0:13:15.280 --> 0:13:19.480 Guard with an emphasis on the forty fifth Infantry Division. 0:13:20.440 --> 0:13:23.280 There is a Medal of Honor section for all the 0:13:23.320 --> 0:13:27.800 Medal of Honor recipients from Oklahoma. It's located in Oklahoma 0:13:27.800 --> 0:13:32.319 City and will be completed this June. My co workers 0:13:32.360 --> 0:13:34.960 and I are huge fans of your show, of your 0:13:35.040 --> 0:13:37.640 radio show, and would love to have you stop by 0:13:37.760 --> 0:13:41.920 if you were ever up this way. Chris, we gotta go. 0:13:44.520 --> 0:13:51.079 What what is this an anti Oklahoma thing because you're 0:13:51.120 --> 0:13:57.040 from Texas? Chris, Okay, I appreciate that naked bias. I do. 0:13:57.760 --> 0:14:02.400 I like Oklahoma, Chris. I have always enjoyed Oklahoma. I've 0:14:02.480 --> 0:14:07.520 enjoyed Oklahoma and people what what Chris says, it's boring, 0:14:08.320 --> 0:14:11.040 But what do you expect them to do? Chris? You 0:14:11.120 --> 0:14:12.960 want to start doing Hulu hooping for you when you 0:14:12.960 --> 0:14:14.200 cross the board. What do you mean it's boring? They 0:14:14.200 --> 0:14:15.839 have the same stuff up there you have for here 0:14:15.840 --> 0:14:18.680 in Texas. They have the same thing up there you 0:14:18.720 --> 0:14:21.920 have here in Texas. For Pete's sake, it's the same 0:14:21.960 --> 0:14:25.040 freaking plain. Oh my gosh, you are such a Texas 0:14:25.080 --> 0:14:27.480 Homer all the time. We can go to the Medal 0:14:27.480 --> 0:14:32.040 of Honor Museum up there in Oklahoma. Chris, please make 0:14:32.120 --> 0:14:35.680 some arrangements, get us a discount or something. You'll feel better. Jesse, 0:14:36.080 --> 0:14:38.800 you've promoted moving out of blue states for some time. 0:14:38.880 --> 0:14:43.160 That's a great idea, particularly for the young and mobile. However, 0:14:43.200 --> 0:14:48.400 if most Republicans and conservative conservatives leave, then theoretically it 0:14:48.440 --> 0:14:53.400 assumes the blue state will stay blue forever. In your opinion, 0:14:53.400 --> 0:14:56.840 what are the primary movers causing states to flip crime taxes, 0:14:56.920 --> 0:15:01.040 government overreach, gun laws, or perhaps in these days, illegal immigrants. 0:15:01.080 --> 0:15:03.240 His name is David Yes, Well, I do not believe 0:15:03.280 --> 0:15:06.680 some blue states can be saved without serious election security 0:15:07.040 --> 0:15:10.880 because Democrats in these states, states like California, have more 0:15:10.880 --> 0:15:14.320 illegal votes than you can count. Every California Republican I 0:15:14.400 --> 0:15:17.360 know says that they cheat in every single election out there, 0:15:17.360 --> 0:15:19.840 that it's not possible to win because they've they've locked 0:15:19.880 --> 0:15:23.360 down every level of government, so they just cheat rampantly. 0:15:24.800 --> 0:15:28.360 You want to hear something crazy. There was just a 0:15:28.440 --> 0:15:33.080 recent Supreme Court argument about when is election day? Are 0:15:33.080 --> 0:15:35.600 they allowed to continue to count votes that come in 0:15:35.640 --> 0:15:39.280 after election day, because remember that seems to keep happening 0:15:39.280 --> 0:15:43.040 now in the country. You want to hear something Weld, 0:15:44.040 --> 0:15:46.600 There's never been one of those where they kept counting 0:15:46.640 --> 0:15:54.520 afterwards that benefited Republicans. Democrats cheat in every election. That's 0:15:54.520 --> 0:15:57.680 why I thought the arguing over twenty twenty was crazy. 0:15:57.920 --> 0:16:00.360 You can argue they didn't cheat enough to win it, 0:16:00.840 --> 0:16:03.040 or you can argue they did cheat enough to win it, 0:16:04.080 --> 0:16:08.080 But don't ever tell me they didn't cheat. Democrats have 0:16:08.360 --> 0:16:13.920 always cheated in every election every chance they get. It 0:16:14.040 --> 0:16:17.920 is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wednesday. If you 0:16:17.960 --> 0:16:20.160 miss any part of the show, you can download it. 0:16:20.280 --> 0:16:25.720 iHeart Spotify iTunes. Now I'm gonna play something for you. 0:16:27.360 --> 0:16:34.240 There's a story about Ruth's Chris Steakhouse. Delicious, but maybe 0:16:34.240 --> 0:16:37.160 the worst name of any restaurant in history. It just 0:16:37.240 --> 0:16:41.280 doesn't work with the English language. Ruth's Chris. It's hard 0:16:41.320 --> 0:16:46.320 to say anyway. We'll set that aside. It is delicious. 0:16:46.320 --> 0:16:47.960 I haven't eaten it one in years, but last time 0:16:48.000 --> 0:16:52.360 I ate it one it was fantastic. But Ruth Scrits 0:16:52.760 --> 0:16:56.800 Steakhouse shut up. Chris has a new dress code. 0:16:57.280 --> 0:17:00.720 The great national divide over a dress codes. It's back 0:17:00.840 --> 0:17:03.760 with a debate over the dress code at steakhouse chain 0:17:03.920 --> 0:17:08.280 Ruth Chris and what it calls proper attire, asking guests 0:17:08.359 --> 0:17:11.600 to remove all hats and not come in with jim 0:17:11.640 --> 0:17:18.040 ware pool attire, tank tops or exposed undergarments. Another chain, Chili's, 0:17:18.080 --> 0:17:21.040 posted about that, saying the only dress code at Chili's 0:17:21.520 --> 0:17:23.200 is you have to be dressed. 0:17:23.880 --> 0:17:27.760 Goat and I did hear some outrage about this. Some 0:17:27.800 --> 0:17:31.960 people support it, some people are against it. Have you 0:17:32.000 --> 0:17:36.720 ever heard the story about Van Halend and the Brown Eminems. 0:17:36.920 --> 0:17:38.879 You ever heard this story, It's a famous story. You 0:17:38.880 --> 0:17:43.120 probably have heard it. If not bands, Actually it's not 0:17:43.240 --> 0:17:46.919 just bands. Any speaking act. Like if I did a 0:17:46.960 --> 0:17:50.160 bunch of public speaking Roy Gate went and gave speeches 0:17:50.200 --> 0:17:53.200 here and speeches there, I would probably have this too. 0:17:53.240 --> 0:17:57.040 But bands, rock and roll, all bands have what's called 0:17:57.520 --> 0:18:05.320 a rider. What is a well? I Jesse Kelly, I'm 0:18:05.359 --> 0:18:07.760 going to come grace you with my presence and give 0:18:07.760 --> 0:18:09.280 a speech. I'm not gonna do this, by the way, 0:18:09.320 --> 0:18:12.040 it's not my thing, but I'm going to come grace 0:18:12.080 --> 0:18:17.639 you with my presence and give a speech. Here is 0:18:17.680 --> 0:18:22.040 a list of things I require when I get there. 0:18:23.119 --> 0:18:28.120 I will need a little little Caesar's thin crust pizza 0:18:28.520 --> 0:18:33.160 in the dressing room. I'm going to need three bags 0:18:33.440 --> 0:18:37.840 of blaze in Buffalo and ranch Dorito's, a side of 0:18:38.000 --> 0:18:43.679 ranch with my little Caesar's pizza, and a comfortable robe 0:18:43.800 --> 0:18:48.800 to put on for after my speech. Here are my requirements. 0:18:48.840 --> 0:18:55.639 That's called a rider, right all right. Bands music acts 0:18:55.800 --> 0:19:00.679 are famous for these because they'll put the most crazy 0:19:00.720 --> 0:19:03.960 things in there you can possibly imagine. I read one 0:19:04.000 --> 0:19:07.600 time that Beyonce, that singer. One of hers was you 0:19:07.840 --> 0:19:12.080 had to have a platinum straw for her to drink 0:19:12.119 --> 0:19:14.159 out of. It had to be a drinkingtru made of platinum. 0:19:14.200 --> 0:19:16.920 I know, Chris, all right, I got it. Anyway, put 0:19:16.920 --> 0:19:22.840 that aside. Music acts, have you ever wondered you go 0:19:22.920 --> 0:19:26.800 to these different concert venues and there's all these lights 0:19:26.840 --> 0:19:30.840 at the exact right time, and the fog comes out 0:19:31.440 --> 0:19:35.399 at the exact right time. Well, that doesn't just magically happen. 0:19:36.359 --> 0:19:41.760 The venue ahead of time has to prepare those things 0:19:41.840 --> 0:19:44.960 for the band. They have to get those things right prepared. 0:19:45.000 --> 0:19:47.120 They hey, they like the volume of the guitar up 0:19:47.119 --> 0:19:50.080 this high. Not this high. They need the fog machine 0:19:50.080 --> 0:19:55.960 to roll it. Okay, you understand. So van Halen's thing. 0:19:56.720 --> 0:19:58.720 I think this was in nineteen eighty two they did 0:19:58.760 --> 0:20:03.720 a tour van Halen was they wanted a big bowl 0:20:03.920 --> 0:20:07.359 of eminem's. One of their many things was they wanted 0:20:07.400 --> 0:20:11.080 a big bowl of eminems waiting for them in the 0:20:11.080 --> 0:20:14.080 green room before they went out. Only there was a 0:20:14.119 --> 0:20:22.359 stipulation no brown eminems. No brown eminems. Now that doesn't 0:20:22.400 --> 0:20:28.080 make any sense at first, because everybody knows that all 0:20:28.119 --> 0:20:31.760 eminems taste the same. It's not like a skittle. An 0:20:31.760 --> 0:20:33.879 eminem is an eminem. If you close your eyes and 0:20:33.920 --> 0:20:35.200 I've led you want you to, I have no idea 0:20:35.240 --> 0:20:37.080 what color it is. They all taste the exact same. 0:20:37.080 --> 0:20:40.879 The color difference doesn't mean anything. So were they just 0:20:41.000 --> 0:20:45.320 being jerks, just being demanding because they could, because they 0:20:45.359 --> 0:20:50.560 were van Halen. No, they had their manager. Whenever they 0:20:50.600 --> 0:20:55.080 showed up at a venue. He walked in. Now, normally 0:20:55.160 --> 0:20:57.520 this manager would have to go check. I need to 0:20:57.520 --> 0:20:59.639 see the fog machine. I want to see the volume 0:20:59.680 --> 0:21:01.679 on the I want to see the light. I have 0:21:01.760 --> 0:21:04.960 to go. I want is this good? Instead of having 0:21:05.000 --> 0:21:08.600 to do all that, the manager walked right to the 0:21:08.720 --> 0:21:12.840 dressing room, right to the bowl of Eminem's to see 0:21:12.880 --> 0:21:19.040 if there were any brown ones in there. Why because 0:21:19.080 --> 0:21:21.960 if they took the time to take the brown m 0:21:22.040 --> 0:21:25.240 and ms out of the bowl, then they took the 0:21:25.320 --> 0:21:28.040 time to do the fog machine and the volume of 0:21:28.080 --> 0:21:32.080 the guitar. You don't have to check anything else. And 0:21:32.200 --> 0:21:35.560 the flip side of that is if you ignore that 0:21:36.280 --> 0:21:41.679 the fine print tedious admittedly, but fairly simple. If you 0:21:41.880 --> 0:21:46.520 couldn't do that my Eminem thing, I know you didn't 0:21:46.520 --> 0:21:49.520 get the timing right. I know the fog machine will 0:21:49.520 --> 0:21:52.120 be wrong. I know this light will be too bright, 0:21:52.160 --> 0:21:54.680 and this'll be I don't have to check anything else. 0:21:55.359 --> 0:21:57.760 The manager would walk in, check the ball. The bull 0:21:57.880 --> 0:22:00.560 was good to go, Sweet bands coming in. If not, 0:22:01.080 --> 0:22:08.840 we're out. Good luck with your show tonight. So dress 0:22:08.920 --> 0:22:13.640 codes and restaurants. There's a Cajun restaurant close to where 0:22:13.640 --> 0:22:15.960 I live. I live in Southern Texas, Houston area, so 0:22:16.000 --> 0:22:19.720 there's a lot of Cajun restaurants here. We started going 0:22:19.760 --> 0:22:22.800 there right when we moved here ten years ago or so, 0:22:24.040 --> 0:22:29.280 and delicious, great food. It's Cajun food. We stopped going 0:22:29.359 --> 0:22:32.919 for a while as it started getting rougher and rougher 0:22:32.960 --> 0:22:41.280 in there, louder, rude people, crappy people spilling drinks. We 0:22:41.320 --> 0:22:46.600 saw a fight one time. Then we walked by it. 0:22:46.640 --> 0:22:49.960 One day. We're going to a different restaurant. They had 0:22:49.960 --> 0:22:52.080 a new sign out front. The sign out front used 0:22:52.119 --> 0:22:54.400 to advertise the special of the day, get the red 0:22:54.400 --> 0:23:00.000 Snapper crawfish at Tufe Banana's Foster tonight. Now the signs 0:23:00.040 --> 0:23:02.919 still there as a list of things you are not 0:23:03.000 --> 0:23:06.359 allowed to wear in the restaurant. No vape pens, no 0:23:06.480 --> 0:23:10.399 wife beaters, no sideways ball caps, no baggy pants, no this, 0:23:10.720 --> 0:23:12.640 no that note. It's not that restaurant, Chris. I'll tell 0:23:12.640 --> 0:23:19.440 you they're in the break. We decided we pop in restaurant, clean, safe, nice, 0:23:19.800 --> 0:23:24.080 just like it used to be. Now, is wearing baggy 0:23:24.160 --> 0:23:28.200 pants that bad, Well, it's a big deal. They're pants 0:23:28.200 --> 0:23:31.840 that are baggy. It's the style you like. It's not 0:23:32.040 --> 0:23:36.879 that wearing baggy pants is bad. It's not that wearing 0:23:36.880 --> 0:23:40.520 a ball cap or a skirt that shows your undergarment 0:23:40.560 --> 0:23:43.760 in and of itself into Ruth Chris is bad. Although 0:23:43.800 --> 0:23:47.439 you have to clean the chairs afterwards. The problem with 0:23:47.480 --> 0:23:52.200 it is. It is indicative of the kind of customer 0:23:52.320 --> 0:23:58.040 you're going to be. It's a tell. It's a red 0:23:58.119 --> 0:24:02.359 flag if you will and so if you stop people 0:24:02.400 --> 0:24:07.560 who wear those things, there's your brown M and MS. 0:24:07.600 --> 0:24:11.400 Standards matter. I have worn a ball cap many times 0:24:11.440 --> 0:24:14.280 in my life. Now that I'm bald, I have ball 0:24:14.320 --> 0:24:17.240 caps I wear. I have other kinds of hats I wear. No, 0:24:17.320 --> 0:24:19.560 it's not really for style. It's because my head gets 0:24:19.560 --> 0:24:21.679 sunburned out because I don't have enough hair. So I 0:24:21.720 --> 0:24:23.760 do have hats. I have nothing against hats. I wear 0:24:23.800 --> 0:24:28.160 hat all day long. I support these kinds of decisions 0:24:28.160 --> 0:24:30.480 from restaurants, not because I'm a snob, not because I'm 0:24:30.480 --> 0:24:35.199 anti hat, but because I understand what comes with the 0:24:35.320 --> 0:24:43.720 hat so often. Never be afraid of standards. Standards make 0:24:43.760 --> 0:24:48.320 everything better, and without them we are but animals. All right. 0:24:48.560 --> 0:24:53.080 Pure Talk has standards. I talked to you earlier on 0:24:53.119 --> 0:24:59.320 the show last hour about macv Sog, those super studs 0:25:00.119 --> 0:25:04.399 who went behind enemy lines of Vietnam and died in droves. 0:25:06.000 --> 0:25:09.280 I've told you before. The man who runs Pure Talk 0:25:09.640 --> 0:25:15.280 did two tours with Mac Visauk. He finished a tour 0:25:16.240 --> 0:25:19.400 with a tour that's certain death and turned around and said, 0:25:19.400 --> 0:25:22.520 I'm going to do another one with my friends. Yes, 0:25:22.960 --> 0:25:27.280 is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of Jesse Kelly's 0:25:27.280 --> 0:25:30.400 show on a Wednesday, don't forget to get your questions 0:25:30.440 --> 0:25:33.160 emailed in for Friday, get your love, get your hate, 0:25:33.240 --> 0:25:36.359 get your death threats, get all those emailed into Jesse 0:25:36.600 --> 0:25:40.240 at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Jesse. Is it even legal 0:25:40.359 --> 0:25:44.960 for states to release illegals with deportation orders? And if 0:25:44.960 --> 0:25:51.800 it is, why we have different jurisdictions in the country. 0:25:52.960 --> 0:25:57.760 Always remember we have different jurisdictions in the country, all right. 0:25:59.280 --> 0:26:03.320 A state has authority to do things that the Feds 0:26:03.400 --> 0:26:08.000 may not. It's it's convoluted, and it gets convoluted quickly 0:26:08.000 --> 0:26:13.919