Speaker 1: Best Laugh contest right now on kd WB, Bailey's gonna
Speaker 1: tell you a joke so you'll have something actually laugh at.
Speaker 1: And the best laugh is gonna go see John Mullaney
Speaker 1: and we got a little clip. I'm doing well myself.
Speaker 2: In a couple of days, I'm gonna turn twenty nine
Speaker 2: years old, and I'm very excited about that. I was
Speaker 2: hoping by now that I would look older, but it
Speaker 2: didn't happen.
Speaker 1: I don't look older, I just look worse.
Speaker 2: I think honestly, when I'm walking down the street, no
Speaker 2: one's ever like, hey, look at that man. I think
Speaker 2: they're just like, whoa, That tall child looks terrible.
Speaker 1: Get some rest tall child? Just him doing that. I
Speaker 1: can picture what he looks like. It's like he's got
Speaker 1: the kind of baby face, kind of clean cut, kind
Speaker 1: of a look. Well he used to.
Speaker 3: He used to look kind of like a string bean,
Speaker 3: and then he got one of them chin implants, so
Speaker 3: now he looks kind of like being serious Clark. Yes,
Speaker 3: I'm being serious Clerk. And now he kind of looks
Speaker 3: like the bad guy in the Avengers movies. Really yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: look him up, you're right, Yeah, Okay, let's.
Speaker 1: Go to Regina. Hi, Regina, Hi. Now, Bailey's gonna tell
Speaker 1: you a moderately funny joke. You got to give us
Speaker 1: your best laugh, and then we'll decide whether you win
Speaker 1: the contest or not. Okay, here we go, good luck.
Speaker 3: Remember when I chopped down the Christmas tree and you
Speaker 3: asked if I was going to put it up myself,
Speaker 3: and I said, no, I'm going to put it up
Speaker 3: in the living room.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's a good, very very good.
Speaker 4: I like it.
Speaker 1: Okay, yes, all right, Jen is up next, High Jen
Speaker 1: Jen j e n Jen.
Speaker 5: Hi.
Speaker 1: Okay, there you are, Hi, Jen.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: We're gonna give you a joke. You gotta laugh, and
Speaker 1: I try to win the tickets. Good luck, okay.
Speaker 3: John Mama used to say marriage is like a tornado,
Speaker 3: starts off with a whole lot of banging and pounding
Speaker 3: and ends up with someone losing a house.
Speaker 1: Okay, cute, it's cute. It was cute. Okay, good. Let's
Speaker 1: go to Bella, Hi, Bella, let's do this best laugh wins.
Speaker 1: Here we go, all right.
Speaker 3: Remember Daddy's advice, if one door closes, another door opens,
Speaker 3: But other than that, it's a pretty good truck.
Speaker 1: No, what the hell what the hell? What in the world? Okay, Bella,
Speaker 1: please hold don't go anywhere, because you could win it
Speaker 1: all with that laugh. Amber Hi, Amber, Hello, good morning Amber.
Speaker 1: You're happy today, aren't you? I am very happy. Let's
Speaker 1: bust out that best laugh to this joke.
Speaker 3: Okay, I never understood while they're called chicken tenders, not
Speaker 3: until I let one caress my face.
Speaker 1: What's funny is my sister Linda laughs like that? And
Speaker 1: now Alison, oh you're still going stomach. Okay, one more.
Speaker 1: Here we go, Sada, Hi, Sada, best laugh contest. Here
Speaker 1: we go, Sata.
Speaker 3: Remember when we were kids building sand castles with Grandma
Speaker 3: until Grandpa told us to put her back in the urn.
Speaker 1: Now you now the climax of everything all together at
Speaker 1: once when we do a little roll call. Here, Regina
Speaker 1: say present its present? Be yep say present, Bella, Ambera,
Speaker 1: Here we go, Bailey. One more time.
Speaker 3: All right, I just passed a huge squirrel, which is
Speaker 3: odd because I don't remember eating one.
Speaker 1: The most evil. I'm going, Bella. That's my everybody. You
Speaker 1: did great. Bye everybody but Bella, bye bye. Thanks for playing. Belly,
Speaker 1: You're still there and you're a winner. Congratulations. One more joke, Bailey,
Speaker 1: do what from the musical Shuck? This one from Shuck.
Speaker 1: They actually stole it from me.
Speaker 3: How does the butcher introduce his wife meet Patty?
Speaker 1: It's horrible. That is horrible. Favorite jo I love it,
Speaker 1: Hey Belly, good job, thanks for listening. Enjoy John Mulaney,
Speaker 1: I rang, thank you. She's embarrassed. He's like god, and
Speaker 1: I had just been called her number ten. There is
Speaker 1: so much good music out right now. It's like wow.
Speaker 1: I mean everything from a Hunter Tricks to that song
Speaker 1: to Taylor Swift. Music's a lot of good music out
Speaker 1: right now, and you'll hear it all here on the
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Speaker 6: So much of Sober's music is amazing. But let's move
Speaker 6: on to something that's more important.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 6: I have a theory, and I think that the Internet
Speaker 6: and Facebook and people who are a little bit conspiracy
Speaker 6: theorists will back me up on this one.
Speaker 1: I think that we are aliens. Now, let me explain
Speaker 1: we isn't humans?
Speaker 6: Yes, because dinosaurs they exist on this earth. We have
Speaker 6: the bones, you know, go to the Smithsonian. We see that, right,
Speaker 6: we have that evidence. But what happened to the dinosaurs.
Speaker 6: We still don't know that answer. So in my opinion,
Speaker 6: I think that the human race crashed a ufo onto
Speaker 6: the Earth that caused the dinosaurs to become extinct, and
Speaker 6: that is where humans started. But we come from somewhere else.
Speaker 6: Now I do have reasons to back this up.
Speaker 7: Wow, I can't wait to hear that she's got evidence
Speaker 7: to support her claims absolutely.
Speaker 6: Ok, why do we get sunburned? Why will we be
Speaker 6: on a planet that allows us to get sunburned? Don't
Speaker 6: you feel like maybe we should be a little bit
Speaker 6: further away in the Solar System?
Speaker 1: Maybe not, but well that's sorry there.
Speaker 6: Number two, The expansion of the human brain and the
Speaker 6: development of language is so crazy that it just feels
Speaker 6: like there's like some kind of outside intervention that is
Speaker 6: accelerating human evolution. It's not just because we're smart. We're
Speaker 6: just becoming smarter as we scroll on Instagram. No, somebody
Speaker 6: is somehow controlling us because we are aliens from a
Speaker 6: different planet and there's someone controlling us on this earth.
Speaker 1: Like an alien overlord. Exactly is it like a lord?
Speaker 4: Or are we like video games and somebody's up there
Speaker 4: just like, Oh, I have the Jenny character.
Speaker 6: Let me do this as this, I wouldn't say that necessarily.
Speaker 6: I just think that there's something that could could control
Speaker 6: our minds. And there's just people who put us on
Speaker 6: this earth because there's probably it was probably the planet
Speaker 6: that we're from. There were too many of us, so
Speaker 6: we've got to ship them at.
Speaker 1: We're the leftovers, I think the soul.
Speaker 6: Not necessarily we're the we're the trance of the leftovers.
Speaker 1: I guess you could say, Okay.
Speaker 6: Another one is just like the advanced technology versus our
Speaker 6: primitive of instincts. Humans create satellites, AI and nuclear power,
Speaker 6: but we still act on like fear and aggression and
Speaker 6: stuff like that. That contrasts the way that people think
Speaker 6: like we're technology advanced species with emotionally older software. Though
Speaker 6: sure like we are the software. Also, where did the
Speaker 6: pyramids come from?
Speaker 1: I was just gonna say the pyramids. They still can't
Speaker 1: figure out how they built the pyramids, so that possibly
Speaker 1: the alien race that crashed into the earth, and we
Speaker 1: are the aliens helped the Egyptians build the pyramids and
Speaker 1: said you got to roll that over there and chip
Speaker 1: that block over there.
Speaker 3: Well, no, it's not that they're helping the Egyptians. The
Speaker 3: people who crashed are the ones who built the pyramids.
Speaker 3: That we are the people such as Egyptians exactly.
Speaker 6: And also just like we go through severe pain to
Speaker 6: have children other well, I should say women do.
Speaker 1: Other animals do not? They just kind of pop them out,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, can you really ask, like a giraffe,
Speaker 3: like did that hurt?
Speaker 6: I think that we can just tell by how quickly
Speaker 6: it happens and how of a sudden they pop out
Speaker 6: and then the giraffe is up and walking again. True,
Speaker 6: you know, like that's not how we work as humans.
Speaker 1: Here's on some more reasons. Please. Jenny thinks that we
Speaker 1: are and I've seen this on Instagram, but it's late.
Speaker 3: We are.
Speaker 1: We are the aliens on Earth crashed from another you know.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so humans have deep existential awareness, like we know
Speaker 6: we'll die, and we also ask why we exist. So
Speaker 6: it's like a self reflection and it feels unique and
Speaker 6: alien like among like everything else on Earth. You think
Speaker 6: that the ant is walking around like I'm an ant
Speaker 6: and I live and I exist and maybe I'll die
Speaker 6: some day.
Speaker 1: Probably not.
Speaker 6: We know that, though. Why do we know that? Because
Speaker 6: we come from some alien race? Of a different planet
Speaker 6: that knows how life works.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? I get it? Maybe
Speaker 1: one or two more.
Speaker 6: Many ancient cultures describe gods descending from the sky, So
Speaker 6: if you're looking into like a religion aspect of it, Yeah,
Speaker 6: there's that as well. And I might have one other one.
Speaker 6: Let me see what I haven't gotten to.
Speaker 1: I think you smoke too many over the break.
Speaker 6: We struggled to survive without technology, Like we weren't built
Speaker 6: to be on this Earth. We have created technology to
Speaker 6: be able to adapt better on Earth, you know what
Speaker 6: I mean?
Speaker 1: Like right, Oh, I think we did fine for the
Speaker 1: first ten thousand years. Why did we create technology because
Speaker 1: we learned how to No, No, we're aliens.
Speaker 6: Oh we're aliens, and we didn't find Earth to be
Speaker 6: up to our standards of what our previous home ground was.
Speaker 1: Why did we take so long to invent like you know,
Speaker 1: like the wheel and the cup holder armrest?
Speaker 6: I mean, so when they placed us on Earth, they
Speaker 6: wanted us to like learn on our own. They didn't
Speaker 6: want us to just like be a complete mock up
Speaker 6: of the other Earth or planet that we were living on.
Speaker 6: They had to learn on their own, sure, so they
Speaker 6: wanted us to evolve like you would normally evolve, you know,
Speaker 6: and they probably don't want us to think that we're
Speaker 6: not supposed to be on Earth.
Speaker 1: They probably want us to stay here when they've told somebody,
Speaker 1: like you know, when they dropped us off, like hey,
Speaker 1: Troy and June, you know what you guys are aliens.
Speaker 1: You can go and spread the word or totally.
Speaker 6: Did tell Troy and June, but they didn't know how
Speaker 6: to write back then. Yeah, because this was during the
Speaker 6: dinosaur era.
Speaker 1: So you're telling me they could fly a spaceship light
Speaker 1: years from another planet, but they didn't know how to
Speaker 1: right back then. Well, Troy and June didn't know. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's okay.
Speaker 6: People who like developed this whole thing. They were like, yeah,
Speaker 6: let's throw them over here. Yeah, it makes sense to me.
Speaker 3: Like Superman came in a little ship and he was
Speaker 3: a baby exactly, so boom done.
Speaker 1: We all came in a little ship. You're telling me,
Speaker 1: so we came here on a flying ship from light
Speaker 1: years away. Yeah, but they only invented the airplane one
Speaker 1: hundred and twenty years ago. Is that what you're trying
Speaker 1: to do?
Speaker 6: Because they don't want us to return back to the
Speaker 6: other planet. Like I said, the other planet was overrun.
Speaker 6: They had to get rid of some people, and they're like,
Speaker 6: let's go to a different one that looks habitable.
Speaker 1: And this one was. I just I think the sunburn
Speaker 1: is probably what sold it for. That's probably the most
Speaker 1: convincing one is like, why do we get sunburned?
Speaker 6: I gave you like fifteen grades, probably the most one. Well,
Speaker 6: this is this is a ground I will stand on.
Speaker 6: I do think that we are aliens here on Earth ourselves.
Speaker 6: You might think you've seen an alien, but actually that's
Speaker 6: just someone you're.
Speaker 7: Related to, because we are all aliens. We're all aliens
Speaker 7: in the great Unknown. And you don't believe that I
Speaker 7: saw a unicorn. That's what I know.
Speaker 1: That's Dave. I have never said that to you believes
Speaker 1: you saw a unicorn. She just said. I'm like, she's
Speaker 1: humoring you. She supposed you will.
Speaker 6: Believe that Bailey might have seen something that looks like
Speaker 6: a unicorn.
Speaker 1: I believe that we were created by our creator, you know,
Speaker 1: as red as our bed in Genesis book one point one,
Speaker 1: Genesis one one. Did you know that baseball is mentioned
Speaker 1: in the Bible? Yeah, Genesis one one in the beginning.
Speaker 1: You're dumb in the in the Bible.
Speaker 6: See it sounds more dumb now me or Dave your
Speaker 6: mom Indiana there she has nothing to do with it.
Speaker 1: Text message at katibb one Jenny, this is the dumbest
Speaker 1: take I've ever heard. You need some church. I've been
Speaker 1: telling her that for years. You know, Little Jesus in
Speaker 1: you now burne if I walk into a church. Here's
Speaker 1: another one, very bizarre talk about aliens from Jenny on
Speaker 1: the show I've listened for over twenty five years, up
Speaker 1: as the most bizarre conversation. Yeah, Jenny is losing losing it.
Speaker 6: Did it make you think a little bit though, because
Speaker 6: that's the only you think.
Speaker 1: About Great Station. We are a science experiment. Jenny is
Speaker 1: spot on, That's what I'm saying. We are like I
Speaker 1: think that we have control over what we.
Speaker 6: Do on our daily lives and stuff like that, but
Speaker 6: I think that there's somehow someone out there that's like,
Speaker 6: let's develop someone as smart as like the Elon Musks
Speaker 6: of the world who create all of this crazy stuff
Speaker 6: that most people can't, and then we keep developing from there.
Speaker 6: But we're believing that it's just us creating it.
Speaker 4: Text message says we are a science experiment slash zoo
Speaker 4: and Jenny is spot on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the alien I mean it makes sense, especially considering
Speaker 3: hydroglyphs and ancient pyramids and caves show photos of spaceship,
Speaker 3: hydro glyphs, hieroglyphs, that's what it says, hydroglyphslyph hy water.
Speaker 6: I mean, Dave, honestly, do you really think that just
Speaker 6: like any normal person could invent the flesh light, they couldn't.
Speaker 1: We needed that came from a superior alien race. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's like you know what they need. They need the wheel,
Speaker 1: they need air conditioning, fire, and the flesh light. M
Speaker 1: hm okay, Jenny, I'm sold. Thank you.
Speaker 3: That's what I was trying on you today says picorns
Speaker 3: are mentioned in the Bible, just.
Speaker 1: Saying unicorns are mentioned in the Bible. That's what this
Speaker 1: text message says. They says, the Bible's mentioned there. Well,
Speaker 1: you know what does the Bible say? Seriously, Ezekiel in
Speaker 1: the Book of Ezekiel, he saw the wheel. Then they're
Speaker 1: like way up in the middle of the sky, there's
Speaker 1: a song we sing in vacation Bible school. Ezekiel saw
Speaker 1: a ufo and they can't describe, They can't explain what
Speaker 1: else they meant in the Book of Ezekiel except that
Speaker 1: he saw a wheel in the sky. It's the uniforms
Speaker 1: have been mentioned a million times.
Speaker 6: Is he Gil described a symbolic vision of God's majestic
Speaker 6: throne chariot?
Speaker 1: That's the UFO He saw a ufore banch. Time to
Speaker 1: move on to something more meaningless. Yeah, and that is
Speaker 1: coming up in a second on KT. But I think
Speaker 1: it's the face off with with Bailey. We're gonna play
Speaker 1: little game called face Off. We're gonna be Bailey's gonna
Speaker 1: name a category. We're gonna race the name as many
Speaker 1: items in that category as we possibly can dumb conspiracy theories. Ready,
Speaker 1: go play a little game of face off. Kind of
Speaker 1: a little fun thing to play. You get to play
Speaker 1: along too. Just shout out a bunch of answers as
Speaker 1: you think of them. And it is me Dave versus
Speaker 1: vont oh me him, hosted by Bailey Me you, Okay,
Speaker 1: probably the easiest wont if you disconnect your sound system
Speaker 1: in there so you cannot hear my answer? Okay, stand
Speaker 1: by Bond, all right, He's good. All right, David, are
Speaker 1: you ready, I am ready. Try and name as many
Speaker 1: as you can in each of these categories.
Speaker 3: Your first category is rom coms, When Harry Met Sally,
Speaker 3: Sleepless in Seattle, That Hugh Grant movie.
Speaker 1: The other Hugh Grant movie, I'm a Pretty Woman is
Speaker 1: Sleepless in Seattle, too, Harry Met Sally?
Speaker 4: Two?
Speaker 5: Wow, David, not my wheelhouse? All right movie, I guess
Speaker 5: though it's not wants either, I guess all right. Moving
Speaker 5: on to the next category. Apps on your phone.
Speaker 1: Okay, Facebook, Texting, read it, Email, ask jeeves, angry birds, Hey,
Speaker 1: I love the Hey app, my favorite app. Okay, finally
Speaker 1: you should get how I threw asked Jeeves in there
Speaker 1: for a laugh. Yeah, that was funny. Shut up, shut up,
Speaker 1: try to get a laugh out of you, guys, turnip.
Speaker 3: Your last category is illnesses, influenza, cancer, strep, throat, lymphoma, leukemia,
Speaker 3: my grains, chronic wasting disease, toxic shock, syndrome, cold, and myeloma.
Speaker 6: All right, okay, chronic wasting disease might be your best
Speaker 6: answer you've ever don't know?
Speaker 1: Yeah, chronic wasting disease. Wow. Okay, come on back ball,
Speaker 1: come on backt Hi Von Hilaire Hello, welcome Hiller. All right,
Speaker 1: are you ready?
Speaker 4: Raise?
Speaker 3: I'll ever be a name as many as you can
Speaker 3: in each of these categories. Your first category is rom coms.
Speaker 4: Well, damn uh thirteen going on thirty. It ends with
Speaker 4: us A Star is Born? No pitch perfect, You're not
Speaker 4: the judge. The photograph.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Br Star is Born made me laugh.
Speaker 1: It's a romance. It's a romance. I thought that, Yeah,
Speaker 1: looks pretty funny. And Bradley Cooper Diesler. Okay, I was
Speaker 1: gonna watch that tonight.
Speaker 4: Damn.
Speaker 5: All right.
Speaker 1: Your next category is apps on your phone?
Speaker 4: Uh, Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, TikTok uh, the Panera bread app,
Speaker 4: the Pizza hood app, the I Hot I Hop app,
Speaker 4: the uh i Heeart radio app, love that app, they
Speaker 4: pay Me, the notes app.
Speaker 1: All Right, you're killing it, by the way, You're doing great.
Speaker 1: Finally that sounded sarcastic?
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 1: Finally? Your last category is illnesses?
Speaker 2: Cancer?
Speaker 4: Uh, type two diabetes, herpes, the committee gonnerye Uh, tuberculosis, COVID,
Speaker 4: liver diseaseise.
Speaker 1: Hold on, are we giving him the STDs? I mean
Speaker 1: you get ill? Is that what you would define it?
Speaker 1: Al though I'm giving it to him. Whatever, this was
Speaker 1: a rough round, rough round, all right.
Speaker 4: I don't know why you think Dave or I would
Speaker 4: have ever got rom comms. I'm sure he did just
Speaker 4: as poorly as I. Listen, let me live. Okay, this
Speaker 4: is my game here, I'm the judge, all right. In illnesses,
Speaker 4: Vant you got seven, Dave, you got ten.
Speaker 1: I did look up chronic.
Speaker 3: Wasting disease and it mostly affects deer, moose and elk.
Speaker 1: No kidding, Well you did not say human illness. I didn't,
Speaker 1: but I love that's so funny. Okay.
Speaker 3: In the category of apps on your phone, Dave you
Speaker 3: got six, VANT you got nine. And then in rom comms,
Speaker 3: VANT you got four, Dave you got three.
Speaker 1: Can I just go on a little tangent here? Okay,
Speaker 1: give me a fifteen second timer again. Here we go,
Speaker 1: fifteen second timer and rom comes. Jenny go oh oh, no.
Speaker 5: Oh no.
Speaker 1: All I can think of is the notebook, which is
Speaker 1: just rob. You're doing great, sweeties. I wasn't prepared for this.
Speaker 1: I'm going stop it. Okay, what was there? What did
Speaker 1: you say? The holiday? Yeah, that's all wrong. Christmas, Jenny,
Speaker 1: there it is, Jenny, Give me phone apps again, I'm ready. No, no,
Speaker 1: because you got your phone in your hand, You're not
Speaker 1: gonna do that. Thank you, Bailey. That was fine, all right?
Speaker 1: Well how did you do? Which category did you did?
Speaker 1: Did you name chronic wasting disease? I don't know where
Speaker 1: it came from. We're wrapping up with Dave's start coming
Speaker 1: up next on Katie w B Tickets. I feel so
Speaker 1: rich right now because we're and we're going through things.
Speaker 1: And I found an old pinky ring that my ex
Speaker 1: Julie got me back when I was like twenty five
Speaker 1: years old or whatever. So Susan's like, we wanted to
Speaker 1: take it in and see what it's worth. I'm like yeah.
Speaker 1: So she took it in and she was so excited
Speaker 1: desert day. She's like, guess how much they paid for
Speaker 1: your ring? And it was just like a little pinky ring, yeah,
Speaker 1: with a little sapphire in it or whatever. And I'm
Speaker 1: like how much. I thought she'd say, like eighty five dollars.
Speaker 1: I was gonna be like, damn. She counted out one
Speaker 1: hundred dollars bills into my hand. Wow, twelve hundred dollars,
Speaker 1: oh man, I was like what. We talked about it
Speaker 1: all night we brought her up every chance we could,
Speaker 1: were like, yeah, and I couldn't believe how man that
Speaker 1: ring went for so much money.
Speaker 3: I feel like you could, you know, save half of
Speaker 3: it and then spend, oh maybe not half, but like
Speaker 3: take one hundred dollars out of it and go to Beatubs.
Speaker 1: Get Craig Cray, take us to Benny Hannah. Take us
Speaker 1: to Benny Hannah.
Speaker 3: So anyway, we also had some silver sir Sebachi Ooh,
Speaker 3: I wanna take you to Vannie Hanna.
Speaker 1: Oh, Mama, come on, pretty mama. I'd have to have
Speaker 1: the words in front of me. Work on that. And
Speaker 1: then we had her mom or her grandma's silver tea service.
Speaker 1: And this is definitely an older generation thing that you know,
Speaker 1: people that love china, they love silver silverware, and they
Speaker 1: love silver tea sets. They used to have these. Maybe
Speaker 1: your mom or your grandma has one. And if you
Speaker 1: have one, it's probably not worth anything because we said, well,
Speaker 1: how much for the silver tea service and they said, well,
Speaker 1: it's silver plated. We got literally three dollars. They said
Speaker 1: they'll melt the silver off, separate it, you know, put
Speaker 1: it in a centrifuge. Very nice, very nice, love that,
Speaker 1: and there'll be like, you know, maybe like a twenty
Speaker 1: fifth of the announce of silver in there, so three
Speaker 1: dollars for that. So whatever. But you got all gold,
Speaker 1: it's a good time to sell it. And I know
Speaker 1: wedding day diamonds does it by so anywhere. I don't
Speaker 1: know if they do silver though, I'm not really sure,
Speaker 1: but yeah, something to think about if you got old
Speaker 1: jewelry and you're looking for bills and I am leading
Speaker 1: up to something here, bills from the holidays, bills from Christmas,
Speaker 1: bills from your credit card, bills from trips whatever. Next week,
Speaker 1: we're bringing back pay your bills and we'll do one
Speaker 1: thousand dollars nine times every day. And that's that contest
Speaker 1: where it's like, okay, chext the word money to a player,
Speaker 1: and you get a chance to do that like every
Speaker 1: hour pretty much during daylight hours. Yeah, you know, so
Speaker 1: that means between noon and one on, Katie, let's do
Speaker 1: some dirt and get started. Jenny's got our first story
Speaker 1: of Dave's Dirt today. Jenny, what's our lead story today?
Speaker 6: The story is if you have seen the Housemaid, you'll
Speaker 6: be really excited because they have said that there will
Speaker 6: be a sequel, but actually The Housemaid is a book originally,
Speaker 6: and it is a trilogy, so we've got the second one,
Speaker 6: calling in The Housemaid's Secret. The movie itself had one
Speaker 6: hundred and thirty million dollars since the release before Christmas.
Speaker 6: I've seen it, Dave has seen it. We both think
Speaker 6: it's really good. Bailey read the books, so now she's
Speaker 6: gonna go see this very very so I'm excited about that.
Speaker 1: Yes, I am excited.
Speaker 3: Hopefully I'll see it soon because people keep asking me like, hey,
Speaker 3: what did you think of the movie, to see what
Speaker 3: the comparisons are.
Speaker 1: I'll go eventually.
Speaker 3: It's only a matter of time for Timothy shallow May
Speaker 3: proposes to Kylie Jenner, so everyone close to them says
Speaker 3: that it's happening very soon, that they're serious and it's
Speaker 3: only a matter of timing.
Speaker 1: But they have yet to resolve where to settle down.
Speaker 3: So Kylie's obviously in California near Los Angeles with all
Speaker 3: of her sisters, and Timothy Shallamey is from New York
Speaker 3: City or lives in New York City, so he wants
Speaker 3: to be there, and being bi coastal when you're that
Speaker 3: far apart is going to be difficult for them.
Speaker 1: So who knows where they're going to end up? And
Speaker 1: if they end up, who.
Speaker 4: Do you think's gonna get engaged first? Timothy Shalla, may
Speaker 4: Me Vante or you Bailey? You probably what I put
Speaker 4: money on. Timothy Schalamy.
Speaker 1: Really I'm money. I'm yeah. We don't even know his
Speaker 1: name yet, but I think I really know. I really
Speaker 1: have no clue what his name is. Uh sorry, I
Speaker 1: wasn't prepared.
Speaker 4: Emma Stone will not play Miss Piggy in the new
Speaker 4: movie she's producing because Miss Piggy's gonna play Miss Piggy.
Speaker 1: Miss Piggy is one.
Speaker 4: Of those characters. She's like a Betty Boob. I feel like,
Speaker 4: just iconic in every sense of the word. You know, Gonzo, Kermit,
Speaker 4: the Frog, they're cool, but Miss Piggy's the Muppet.
Speaker 1: That's a really good question. We're gonna do a bracket
Speaker 1: of your favorite muppets, but then again, it would probably
Speaker 1: only come down. There's Burton Ernie, There's Cookie Monster, Snufflepus,
Speaker 1: Oscar the Grouch, Elmo, You're right, Miss Piggy, Kermit, there's
Speaker 1: Fozzy Bear.
Speaker 3: Pazzi, and then there's like Sam Sam Eagle is great Rizzle,
Speaker 3: the rat, Pevy.
Speaker 1: The prawn. What are the guys that sit up in
Speaker 1: the theater, oh, Statler, is that their names? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: thought they were just the theatergoers. Stler didn't know they
Speaker 1: had names. Yeah, Frog, you need to get a real job.
Speaker 1: That's funny. Oh so good. Oh, speaking of bracket, can
Speaker 1: we do the souper bracket real quick? Please? Sorry?
Speaker 4: We're doing best soups on our Instagram stories that Dave
Speaker 4: Ryan show. You can go vote right now. We're down
Speaker 4: to the final four. We have chicken wild rice versus
Speaker 4: chicken noodle, and chicken wild rice paving the way at
Speaker 4: seventy five percent of the vote. Wow, tomato soup versus
Speaker 4: French onion soup. Fifty six percent of the vote goes
Speaker 4: to a tomato baby.
Speaker 1: I think it's so. I was gonna say, I feel
Speaker 1: like I know where this is going.
Speaker 4: Yeah, tomato, but chicken wild rice beating chicken noodle. I
Speaker 4: was a little surprised by that. I didn't know how
Speaker 4: diehard Minnesota's were for dricks like more. I don't know,
Speaker 4: it's more complex than chicken noodle. It is chicken wild
Speaker 4: rice so much more flavor, so good. I had chicken
Speaker 4: wild rice soup yesterday.
Speaker 1: David. That's a great story, Babe. Put that on the
Speaker 1: highlight reel. I have a question because what was it
Speaker 1: you You hadn't tried grilled cheese.
Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, I've never I've never had a grilled cheese
Speaker 4: and shout out to.
Speaker 1: Camps.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 4: No, they make cheese a bunch of dairy Star Crystal
Speaker 4: Farms Bayley for the wind.
Speaker 1: Shout out to Crystal Farms.
Speaker 4: They sent me an entire package of it was like
Speaker 4: butter and cheese and like a little spreading thing to
Speaker 4: put on the bread bro It was so good.
Speaker 1: They mail me some sour dough. Was delicious. Did you
Speaker 1: try it with tomato soup?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Because I'm not a big tomato person.
Speaker 6: I'm not really well i am, But tomato soup and
Speaker 6: grilled cheese top tier like combination of.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, like a chilly cold day, especially if.
Speaker 3: It's like throwing some basil into that tomato soup, so
Speaker 3: it's like a tomato basil soup and then you dip the.
Speaker 1: You're welcome. Mickey Rourke was the actor that we've been
Speaker 1: talking about kind of all this week where he was
Speaker 1: he put together a gofund me because he was losing
Speaker 1: his house. And then it turns out, no, he did
Speaker 1: not put that together, as somebody else put it together
Speaker 1: for him and he didn't like it. I would never
Speaker 1: ask strangers or fans or anybody for a nickel. I mean,
Speaker 1: that's not my style. I mean, you asked anybody that
Speaker 1: knows me, you know, it's it's you, and it's really
Speaker 1: I believe him, I mean seriously, if he's speaking out
Speaker 1: against it, then obviously you know, I mean, and good
Speaker 1: for him, because think about every like you know, actor
Speaker 1: that hasn't worked in a long time putting together a
Speaker 1: no fun GoFundMe. So it is not a real story.
Speaker 6: I feel like Nicki Glazer would not have anyone off
Speaker 6: limits when it comes to her roasting people at the
Speaker 6: Golden Globes. But she said that there is one actress
Speaker 6: she'll never roast, and she declared that to be Julia
Speaker 6: Roberts because she is America's sweetheart. So I thought that
Speaker 6: that was nice that one person is safe from Nicki
Speaker 6: Glazer's filthy, filthy, filthy.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, you want to watch somebody squirm watch the
Speaker 1: Tom Brady roast. Oh, she was the highlight that kind
Speaker 1: of put her name on the like the broad map,
Speaker 1: like you know, like not broad, but you know what.
Speaker 4: I mean, Yeah, liked, Yeah, I got a broad on
Speaker 4: one shoulder.
Speaker 1: I got a broad on the other shoulder. Red head
Speaker 1: and a brunette.
Speaker 3: Speaking of brunettes, Jennifer Anderson at the end of the show,
Speaker 3: Guy Jennifer Aniston has declared that her iconic hair is fake.
Speaker 3: In fact, she says, I am a brunette. I am
Speaker 3: not a blonde and I would never go brunette, but
Speaker 3: my hair is fake. Never thought that she was a
Speaker 3: blonde period. I don't think either light brown hair her
Speaker 3: whole life. I feel like, yeah, well, she said, apparently
Speaker 3: she was in when she was in Horrible Bosses, she
Speaker 3: wore like a brunette wig and she was like, yeah,
Speaker 3: that's pretty close to.
Speaker 1: She was so good in Horrible Bosses. When she's the dentist.
Speaker 1: Isn't she a dentist or a doctor? She is just
Speaker 1: the most It is so vulgar and just to see, like,
Speaker 1: you know what we thought of as Rachel from Friends
Speaker 1: being so vulgar as a dentist who is absolutely sexually
Speaker 1: harassing her employees, and the Guy's like, no, I don't know,
Speaker 1: stop it. It is so funny. All right, that is
Speaker 1: the dirt. Thank you for listening. It is hump Day.
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Speaker 1: now because we don't do it during Christmas wish. But
Speaker 1: we're back to breaking couples up, so we will do that.
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