WEBVTT - 9am Hour - We're Aliens 0:00:00.280 --> 0:00:04.040 Best Laugh contest right now on kd WB, Bailey's gonna 0:00:04.040 --> 0:00:06.000 tell you a joke so you'll have something actually laugh at. 0:00:06.160 --> 0:00:08.200 And the best laugh is gonna go see John Mullaney 0:00:08.720 --> 0:00:11.200 and we got a little clip. I'm doing well myself. 0:00:11.240 --> 0:00:13.080 In a couple of days, I'm gonna turn twenty nine 0:00:13.119 --> 0:00:15.480 years old, and I'm very excited about that. I was 0:00:15.560 --> 0:00:17.880 hoping by now that I would look older, but it 0:00:17.920 --> 0:00:18.520 didn't happen. 0:00:19.480 --> 0:00:21.240 I don't look older, I just look worse. 0:00:21.360 --> 0:00:24.000 I think honestly, when I'm walking down the street, no 0:00:24.040 --> 0:00:26.280 one's ever like, hey, look at that man. I think 0:00:26.280 --> 0:00:29.640 they're just like, whoa, That tall child looks terrible. 0:00:30.520 --> 0:00:34.360 Get some rest tall child? Just him doing that. I 0:00:34.400 --> 0:00:36.479 can picture what he looks like. It's like he's got 0:00:36.479 --> 0:00:38.760 the kind of baby face, kind of clean cut, kind 0:00:38.800 --> 0:00:40.159 of a look. Well he used to. 0:00:40.360 --> 0:00:41.880 He used to look kind of like a string bean, 0:00:41.920 --> 0:00:44.239 and then he got one of them chin implants, so 0:00:44.280 --> 0:00:46.879 now he looks kind of like being serious Clark. Yes, 0:00:46.920 --> 0:00:48.760 I'm being serious Clerk. And now he kind of looks 0:00:48.800 --> 0:00:52.240 like the bad guy in the Avengers movies. Really yeah, okay, 0:00:52.280 --> 0:00:56.160 look him up, you're right, Yeah, Okay, let's. 0:00:56.040 --> 0:01:00.120 Go to Regina. Hi, Regina, Hi. Now, Bailey's gonna tell 0:01:00.160 --> 0:01:02.320 you a moderately funny joke. You got to give us 0:01:02.320 --> 0:01:04.920 your best laugh, and then we'll decide whether you win 0:01:04.959 --> 0:01:07.200 the contest or not. Okay, here we go, good luck. 0:01:07.760 --> 0:01:10.680 Remember when I chopped down the Christmas tree and you 0:01:10.720 --> 0:01:12.440 asked if I was going to put it up myself, 0:01:12.800 --> 0:01:14.640 and I said, no, I'm going to put it up 0:01:14.640 --> 0:01:20.480 in the living room. 0:01:20.800 --> 0:01:23.280 Okay, that's a good, very very good. 0:01:24.480 --> 0:01:24.880 I like it. 0:01:24.920 --> 0:01:26.960 Okay, yes, all right, Jen is up next, High Jen 0:01:28.959 --> 0:01:31.679 Jen j e n Jen. 0:01:32.640 --> 0:01:32.800 Hi. 0:01:33.000 --> 0:01:34.360 Okay, there you are, Hi, Jen. 0:01:34.640 --> 0:01:34.800 Uh. 0:01:34.840 --> 0:01:37.360 We're gonna give you a joke. You gotta laugh, and 0:01:37.600 --> 0:01:39.319 I try to win the tickets. Good luck, okay. 0:01:39.400 --> 0:01:42.600 John Mama used to say marriage is like a tornado, 0:01:43.080 --> 0:01:45.840 starts off with a whole lot of banging and pounding 0:01:46.240 --> 0:01:48.120 and ends up with someone losing a house. 0:01:52.880 --> 0:01:55.480 Okay, cute, it's cute. It was cute. Okay, good. Let's 0:01:55.520 --> 0:02:02.640 go to Bella, Hi, Bella, let's do this best laugh wins. 0:02:02.840 --> 0:02:03.800 Here we go, all right. 0:02:03.880 --> 0:02:08.200 Remember Daddy's advice, if one door closes, another door opens, 0:02:08.520 --> 0:02:10.240 But other than that, it's a pretty good truck. 0:02:12.080 --> 0:02:22.160 No, what the hell what the hell? What in the world? Okay, Bella, 0:02:22.200 --> 0:02:24.239 please hold don't go anywhere, because you could win it 0:02:24.320 --> 0:02:29.280 all with that laugh. Amber Hi, Amber, Hello, good morning Amber. 0:02:29.280 --> 0:02:32.040 You're happy today, aren't you? I am very happy. Let's 0:02:32.040 --> 0:02:33.640 bust out that best laugh to this joke. 0:02:33.840 --> 0:02:38.960 Okay, I never understood while they're called chicken tenders, not 0:02:39.120 --> 0:02:41.000 until I let one caress my face. 0:02:45.360 --> 0:02:51.320 What's funny is my sister Linda laughs like that? And 0:02:51.360 --> 0:02:57.280 now Alison, oh you're still going stomach. Okay, one more. 0:02:57.280 --> 0:03:01.840 Here we go, Sada, Hi, Sada, best laugh contest. Here 0:03:01.840 --> 0:03:03.239 we go, Sata. 0:03:03.360 --> 0:03:07.079 Remember when we were kids building sand castles with Grandma 0:03:07.680 --> 0:03:09.919 until Grandpa told us to put her back in the urn. 0:03:16.760 --> 0:03:21.000 Now you now the climax of everything all together at 0:03:21.000 --> 0:03:23.040 once when we do a little roll call. Here, Regina 0:03:23.200 --> 0:03:35.119 say present its present? Be yep say present, Bella, Ambera, 0:03:36.360 --> 0:03:37.880 Here we go, Bailey. One more time. 0:03:38.600 --> 0:03:42.560 All right, I just passed a huge squirrel, which is 0:03:42.560 --> 0:03:44.720 odd because I don't remember eating one. 0:03:52.480 --> 0:04:00.280 The most evil. I'm going, Bella. That's my everybody. You 0:04:00.320 --> 0:04:07.200 did great. Bye everybody but Bella, bye bye. Thanks for playing. Belly, 0:04:07.240 --> 0:04:11.280 You're still there and you're a winner. Congratulations. One more joke, Bailey, 0:04:11.320 --> 0:04:16.000 do what from the musical Shuck? This one from Shuck. 0:04:16.080 --> 0:04:17.159 They actually stole it from me. 0:04:17.720 --> 0:04:23.760 How does the butcher introduce his wife meet Patty? 0:04:25.760 --> 0:04:31.080 It's horrible. That is horrible. Favorite jo I love it, 0:04:31.400 --> 0:04:33.640 Hey Belly, good job, thanks for listening. Enjoy John Mulaney, 0:04:33.720 --> 0:04:38.760 I rang, thank you. She's embarrassed. He's like god, and 0:04:38.880 --> 0:04:42.159 I had just been called her number ten. There is 0:04:42.240 --> 0:04:44.799 so much good music out right now. It's like wow. 0:04:45.480 --> 0:04:47.320 I mean everything from a Hunter Tricks to that song 0:04:47.400 --> 0:04:49.320 to Taylor Swift. Music's a lot of good music out 0:04:49.400 --> 0:04:51.280 right now, and you'll hear it all here on the 0:04:51.320 --> 0:04:54.520 Twin Cities number one using station kd WB. 0:04:54.960 --> 0:04:57.280 So much of Sober's music is amazing. But let's move 0:04:57.320 --> 0:04:58.640 on to something that's more important. 0:04:59.600 --> 0:04:59.960 Okay. 0:05:00.720 --> 0:05:03.760 I have a theory, and I think that the Internet 0:05:04.080 --> 0:05:07.720 and Facebook and people who are a little bit conspiracy 0:05:07.760 --> 0:05:09.479 theorists will back me up on this one. 0:05:10.279 --> 0:05:13.960 I think that we are aliens. Now, let me explain 0:05:14.200 --> 0:05:15.080 we isn't humans? 0:05:15.160 --> 0:05:19.800 Yes, because dinosaurs they exist on this earth. We have 0:05:20.160 --> 0:05:23.520 the bones, you know, go to the Smithsonian. We see that, right, 0:05:23.520 --> 0:05:26.760 we have that evidence. But what happened to the dinosaurs. 0:05:26.760 --> 0:05:28.919 We still don't know that answer. So in my opinion, 0:05:29.000 --> 0:05:32.760 I think that the human race crashed a ufo onto 0:05:32.760 --> 0:05:36.840 the Earth that caused the dinosaurs to become extinct, and 0:05:36.880 --> 0:05:40.840 that is where humans started. But we come from somewhere else. 0:05:41.200 --> 0:05:43.440 Now I do have reasons to back this up. 0:05:43.600 --> 0:05:45.400 Wow, I can't wait to hear that she's got evidence 0:05:45.400 --> 0:05:46.919 to support her claims absolutely. 0:05:46.960 --> 0:05:50.440 Ok, why do we get sunburned? Why will we be 0:05:50.560 --> 0:05:54.760 on a planet that allows us to get sunburned? Don't 0:05:54.800 --> 0:05:56.440 you feel like maybe we should be a little bit 0:05:56.480 --> 0:05:58.080 further away in the Solar System? 0:05:59.520 --> 0:06:04.800 Maybe not, but well that's sorry there. 0:06:04.920 --> 0:06:07.839 Number two, The expansion of the human brain and the 0:06:07.880 --> 0:06:10.799 development of language is so crazy that it just feels 0:06:10.800 --> 0:06:13.800 like there's like some kind of outside intervention that is 0:06:13.839 --> 0:06:17.640 accelerating human evolution. It's not just because we're smart. We're 0:06:17.680 --> 0:06:21.520 just becoming smarter as we scroll on Instagram. No, somebody 0:06:22.200 --> 0:06:24.840 is somehow controlling us because we are aliens from a 0:06:24.880 --> 0:06:27.360 different planet and there's someone controlling us on this earth. 0:06:27.160 --> 0:06:29.839 Like an alien overlord. Exactly is it like a lord? 0:06:29.960 --> 0:06:32.680 Or are we like video games and somebody's up there 0:06:32.680 --> 0:06:34.000 just like, Oh, I have the Jenny character. 0:06:34.040 --> 0:06:36.200 Let me do this as this, I wouldn't say that necessarily. 0:06:36.279 --> 0:06:38.360 I just think that there's something that could could control 0:06:38.480 --> 0:06:41.359 our minds. And there's just people who put us on 0:06:41.400 --> 0:06:43.520 this earth because there's probably it was probably the planet 0:06:43.560 --> 0:06:45.919 that we're from. There were too many of us, so 0:06:46.600 --> 0:06:47.680 we've got to ship them at. 0:06:47.839 --> 0:06:49.760 We're the leftovers, I think the soul. 0:06:49.960 --> 0:06:54.640 Not necessarily we're the we're the trance of the leftovers. 0:06:54.680 --> 0:06:55.760 I guess you could say, Okay. 0:06:56.120 --> 0:06:59.560 Another one is just like the advanced technology versus our 0:06:59.600 --> 0:07:04.679 primitive of instincts. Humans create satellites, AI and nuclear power, 0:07:04.680 --> 0:07:07.279 but we still act on like fear and aggression and 0:07:07.279 --> 0:07:10.360 stuff like that. That contrasts the way that people think 0:07:10.480 --> 0:07:14.720 like we're technology advanced species with emotionally older software. Though 0:07:16.280 --> 0:07:21.120 sure like we are the software. Also, where did the 0:07:21.120 --> 0:07:21.840 pyramids come from? 0:07:21.880 --> 0:07:24.840 I was just gonna say the pyramids. They still can't 0:07:24.840 --> 0:07:27.040 figure out how they built the pyramids, so that possibly 0:07:27.080 --> 0:07:29.400 the alien race that crashed into the earth, and we 0:07:29.440 --> 0:07:33.280 are the aliens helped the Egyptians build the pyramids and 0:07:33.320 --> 0:07:34.920 said you got to roll that over there and chip 0:07:34.960 --> 0:07:35.800 that block over there. 0:07:35.960 --> 0:07:38.360 Well, no, it's not that they're helping the Egyptians. The 0:07:38.360 --> 0:07:40.440 people who crashed are the ones who built the pyramids. 0:07:40.480 --> 0:07:44.040 That we are the people such as Egyptians exactly. 0:07:44.440 --> 0:07:48.720 And also just like we go through severe pain to 0:07:48.800 --> 0:07:52.280 have children other well, I should say women do. 0:07:52.440 --> 0:07:54.920 Other animals do not? They just kind of pop them out, 0:07:55.240 --> 0:07:55.400 you know. 0:07:55.440 --> 0:07:58.400 Well, I mean, can you really ask, like a giraffe, 0:07:58.440 --> 0:07:59.160 like did that hurt? 0:07:59.800 --> 0:08:02.160 I think that we can just tell by how quickly 0:08:02.200 --> 0:08:04.440 it happens and how of a sudden they pop out 0:08:04.480 --> 0:08:06.760 and then the giraffe is up and walking again. True, 0:08:06.800 --> 0:08:09.240 you know, like that's not how we work as humans. 0:08:10.360 --> 0:08:12.920 Here's on some more reasons. Please. Jenny thinks that we 0:08:12.960 --> 0:08:14.960 are and I've seen this on Instagram, but it's late. 0:08:15.040 --> 0:08:15.400 We are. 0:08:15.560 --> 0:08:18.080 We are the aliens on Earth crashed from another you know. 0:08:18.200 --> 0:08:22.040 Yeah, so humans have deep existential awareness, like we know 0:08:22.240 --> 0:08:25.880 we'll die, and we also ask why we exist. So 0:08:25.920 --> 0:08:28.600 it's like a self reflection and it feels unique and 0:08:28.720 --> 0:08:32.120 alien like among like everything else on Earth. You think 0:08:32.160 --> 0:08:34.720 that the ant is walking around like I'm an ant 0:08:34.760 --> 0:08:36.679 and I live and I exist and maybe I'll die 0:08:36.720 --> 0:08:36.960 some day. 0:08:37.120 --> 0:08:37.600 Probably not. 0:08:38.440 --> 0:08:41.079 We know that, though. Why do we know that? Because 0:08:41.080 --> 0:08:43.560 we come from some alien race? Of a different planet 0:08:43.600 --> 0:08:44.920 that knows how life works. 0:08:45.440 --> 0:08:49.160 Do you know what I mean? I get it? Maybe 0:08:49.160 --> 0:08:49.920 one or two more. 0:08:50.120 --> 0:08:53.840 Many ancient cultures describe gods descending from the sky, So 0:08:53.920 --> 0:08:56.960 if you're looking into like a religion aspect of it, Yeah, 0:08:56.960 --> 0:09:00.800 there's that as well. And I might have one other one. 0:09:00.880 --> 0:09:02.160 Let me see what I haven't gotten to. 0:09:02.360 --> 0:09:04.360 I think you smoke too many over the break. 0:09:04.400 --> 0:09:09.679 We struggled to survive without technology, Like we weren't built 0:09:09.720 --> 0:09:12.520 to be on this Earth. We have created technology to 0:09:12.600 --> 0:09:14.920 be able to adapt better on Earth, you know what 0:09:14.920 --> 0:09:15.199 I mean? 0:09:15.280 --> 0:09:16.920 Like right, Oh, I think we did fine for the 0:09:16.960 --> 0:09:20.520 first ten thousand years. Why did we create technology because 0:09:20.520 --> 0:09:23.760 we learned how to No, No, we're aliens. 0:09:23.840 --> 0:09:26.800 Oh we're aliens, and we didn't find Earth to be 0:09:27.080 --> 0:09:31.040 up to our standards of what our previous home ground was. 0:09:31.600 --> 0:09:33.760 Why did we take so long to invent like you know, 0:09:33.880 --> 0:09:36.080 like the wheel and the cup holder armrest? 0:09:36.160 --> 0:09:39.480 I mean, so when they placed us on Earth, they 0:09:39.520 --> 0:09:41.720 wanted us to like learn on our own. They didn't 0:09:41.760 --> 0:09:44.400 want us to just like be a complete mock up 0:09:44.440 --> 0:09:47.200 of the other Earth or planet that we were living on. 0:09:47.240 --> 0:09:50.240 They had to learn on their own, sure, so they 0:09:50.240 --> 0:09:53.600 wanted us to evolve like you would normally evolve, you know, 0:09:53.760 --> 0:09:55.360 and they probably don't want us to think that we're 0:09:55.360 --> 0:09:56.360 not supposed to be on Earth. 0:09:56.400 --> 0:09:59.040 They probably want us to stay here when they've told somebody, 0:09:59.080 --> 0:10:00.680 like you know, when they dropped us off, like hey, 0:10:00.720 --> 0:10:02.840 Troy and June, you know what you guys are aliens. 0:10:02.840 --> 0:10:04.599 You can go and spread the word or totally. 0:10:04.400 --> 0:10:07.040 Did tell Troy and June, but they didn't know how 0:10:07.040 --> 0:10:09.240 to write back then. Yeah, because this was during the 0:10:09.280 --> 0:10:10.000 dinosaur era. 0:10:10.240 --> 0:10:13.240 So you're telling me they could fly a spaceship light 0:10:13.320 --> 0:10:15.280 years from another planet, but they didn't know how to 0:10:15.520 --> 0:10:19.360 right back then. Well, Troy and June didn't know. Yes, 0:10:19.360 --> 0:10:20.000 it's okay. 0:10:20.000 --> 0:10:23.240 People who like developed this whole thing. They were like, yeah, 0:10:23.320 --> 0:10:25.920 let's throw them over here. Yeah, it makes sense to me. 0:10:26.040 --> 0:10:28.320 Like Superman came in a little ship and he was 0:10:28.320 --> 0:10:31.120 a baby exactly, so boom done. 0:10:31.120 --> 0:10:33.000 We all came in a little ship. You're telling me, 0:10:33.120 --> 0:10:36.839 so we came here on a flying ship from light 0:10:36.920 --> 0:10:39.040 years away. Yeah, but they only invented the airplane one 0:10:39.080 --> 0:10:40.800 hundred and twenty years ago. Is that what you're trying 0:10:40.800 --> 0:10:40.960 to do? 0:10:41.160 --> 0:10:43.080 Because they don't want us to return back to the 0:10:43.120 --> 0:10:45.479 other planet. Like I said, the other planet was overrun. 0:10:45.600 --> 0:10:47.560 They had to get rid of some people, and they're like, 0:10:47.800 --> 0:10:50.920 let's go to a different one that looks habitable. 0:10:51.160 --> 0:10:53.200 And this one was. I just I think the sunburn 0:10:53.320 --> 0:10:55.320 is probably what sold it for. That's probably the most 0:10:55.360 --> 0:10:58.360 convincing one is like, why do we get sunburned? 0:10:58.480 --> 0:11:02.720 I gave you like fifteen grades, probably the most one. Well, 0:11:03.360 --> 0:11:05.560 this is this is a ground I will stand on. 0:11:05.760 --> 0:11:08.400 I do think that we are aliens here on Earth ourselves. 0:11:08.840 --> 0:11:11.280 You might think you've seen an alien, but actually that's 0:11:11.360 --> 0:11:12.600 just someone you're. 0:11:12.480 --> 0:11:15.640 Related to, because we are all aliens. We're all aliens 0:11:15.800 --> 0:11:17.679 in the great Unknown. And you don't believe that I 0:11:17.720 --> 0:11:19.800 saw a unicorn. That's what I know. 0:11:19.960 --> 0:11:23.480 That's Dave. I have never said that to you believes 0:11:23.520 --> 0:11:27.040 you saw a unicorn. She just said. I'm like, she's 0:11:27.120 --> 0:11:30.000 humoring you. She supposed you will. 0:11:29.840 --> 0:11:32.440 Believe that Bailey might have seen something that looks like 0:11:32.440 --> 0:11:33.120 a unicorn. 0:11:33.280 --> 0:11:36.960 I believe that we were created by our creator, you know, 0:11:37.040 --> 0:11:40.720 as red as our bed in Genesis book one point one, 0:11:40.800 --> 0:11:44.240 Genesis one one. Did you know that baseball is mentioned 0:11:44.440 --> 0:11:47.960 in the Bible? Yeah, Genesis one one in the beginning. 0:11:49.080 --> 0:11:53.280 You're dumb in the in the Bible. 0:11:53.600 --> 0:11:56.400 See it sounds more dumb now me or Dave your 0:11:56.400 --> 0:11:59.960 mom Indiana there she has nothing to do with it. 0:12:00.080 --> 0:12:02.840 Text message at katibb one Jenny, this is the dumbest 0:12:02.840 --> 0:12:04.640 take I've ever heard. You need some church. I've been 0:12:04.679 --> 0:12:06.520 telling her that for years. You know, Little Jesus in 0:12:06.559 --> 0:12:08.600 you now burne if I walk into a church. Here's 0:12:08.600 --> 0:12:11.040 another one, very bizarre talk about aliens from Jenny on 0:12:11.080 --> 0:12:12.760 the show I've listened for over twenty five years, up 0:12:12.760 --> 0:12:17.760 as the most bizarre conversation. Yeah, Jenny is losing losing it. 0:12:17.800 --> 0:12:20.240 Did it make you think a little bit though, because 0:12:20.240 --> 0:12:21.200 that's the only you think. 0:12:21.080 --> 0:12:27.679 About Great Station. We are a science experiment. Jenny is 0:12:27.720 --> 0:12:33.080 spot on, That's what I'm saying. We are like I 0:12:33.080 --> 0:12:35.160 think that we have control over what we. 0:12:35.160 --> 0:12:36.840 Do on our daily lives and stuff like that, but 0:12:36.920 --> 0:12:39.240 I think that there's somehow someone out there that's like, 0:12:39.360 --> 0:12:42.120 let's develop someone as smart as like the Elon Musks 0:12:42.160 --> 0:12:44.560 of the world who create all of this crazy stuff 0:12:44.559 --> 0:12:47.480 that most people can't, and then we keep developing from there. 0:12:47.480 --> 0:12:49.920 But we're believing that it's just us creating it. 0:12:51.080 --> 0:12:53.720 Text message says we are a science experiment slash zoo 0:12:53.720 --> 0:12:54.720 and Jenny is spot on. 0:12:54.960 --> 0:12:57.960 Yeah, the alien I mean it makes sense, especially considering 0:12:58.040 --> 0:13:02.480 hydroglyphs and ancient pyramids and caves show photos of spaceship, 0:13:02.559 --> 0:13:08.040 hydro glyphs, hieroglyphs, that's what it says, hydroglyphslyph hy water. 0:13:09.640 --> 0:13:12.320 I mean, Dave, honestly, do you really think that just 0:13:12.360 --> 0:13:18.160 like any normal person could invent the flesh light, they couldn't. 0:13:18.679 --> 0:13:22.400 We needed that came from a superior alien race. Yes, 0:13:23.040 --> 0:13:24.840 it's like you know what they need. They need the wheel, 0:13:25.840 --> 0:13:30.559 they need air conditioning, fire, and the flesh light. M 0:13:30.760 --> 0:13:33.040 hm okay, Jenny, I'm sold. Thank you. 0:13:33.280 --> 0:13:35.480 That's what I was trying on you today says picorns 0:13:35.480 --> 0:13:36.600 are mentioned in the Bible, just. 0:13:36.520 --> 0:13:38.560 Saying unicorns are mentioned in the Bible. That's what this 0:13:38.600 --> 0:13:42.880 text message says. They says, the Bible's mentioned there. Well, 0:13:42.880 --> 0:13:45.760 you know what does the Bible say? Seriously, Ezekiel in 0:13:45.800 --> 0:13:48.720 the Book of Ezekiel, he saw the wheel. Then they're 0:13:48.880 --> 0:13:50.199 like way up in the middle of the sky, there's 0:13:50.240 --> 0:13:53.320 a song we sing in vacation Bible school. Ezekiel saw 0:13:53.440 --> 0:13:56.520 a ufo and they can't describe, They can't explain what 0:13:56.559 --> 0:13:58.800 else they meant in the Book of Ezekiel except that 0:13:58.880 --> 0:14:02.120 he saw a wheel in the sky. It's the uniforms 0:14:02.120 --> 0:14:03.559 have been mentioned a million times. 0:14:04.080 --> 0:14:07.640 Is he Gil described a symbolic vision of God's majestic 0:14:07.840 --> 0:14:08.920 throne chariot? 0:14:09.800 --> 0:14:12.920 That's the UFO He saw a ufore banch. Time to 0:14:12.960 --> 0:14:15.679 move on to something more meaningless. Yeah, and that is 0:14:15.760 --> 0:14:17.560 coming up in a second on KT. But I think 0:14:17.559 --> 0:14:20.480 it's the face off with with Bailey. We're gonna play 0:14:20.480 --> 0:14:22.480 little game called face Off. We're gonna be Bailey's gonna 0:14:22.560 --> 0:14:24.440 name a category. We're gonna race the name as many 0:14:24.480 --> 0:14:29.480 items in that category as we possibly can dumb conspiracy theories. Ready, 0:14:29.680 --> 0:14:31.920 go play a little game of face off. Kind of 0:14:31.960 --> 0:14:34.400 a little fun thing to play. You get to play 0:14:34.400 --> 0:14:36.520 along too. Just shout out a bunch of answers as 0:14:36.600 --> 0:14:39.920 you think of them. And it is me Dave versus 0:14:40.120 --> 0:14:45.800 vont oh me him, hosted by Bailey Me you, Okay, 0:14:46.400 --> 0:14:49.240 probably the easiest wont if you disconnect your sound system 0:14:49.280 --> 0:14:51.960 in there so you cannot hear my answer? Okay, stand 0:14:52.000 --> 0:14:55.440 by Bond, all right, He's good. All right, David, are 0:14:55.480 --> 0:14:57.680 you ready, I am ready. Try and name as many 0:14:57.720 --> 0:14:59.080 as you can in each of these categories. 0:14:59.160 --> 0:15:04.880 Your first category is rom coms, When Harry Met Sally, 0:15:05.040 --> 0:15:08.080 Sleepless in Seattle, That Hugh Grant movie. 0:15:08.200 --> 0:15:12.920 The other Hugh Grant movie, I'm a Pretty Woman is 0:15:15.600 --> 0:15:19.560 Sleepless in Seattle, too, Harry Met Sally? 0:15:19.680 --> 0:15:19.800 Two? 0:15:20.400 --> 0:15:24.960 Wow, David, not my wheelhouse? All right movie, I guess 0:15:25.040 --> 0:15:28.760 though it's not wants either, I guess all right. Moving 0:15:28.800 --> 0:15:32.200 on to the next category. Apps on your phone. 0:15:32.520 --> 0:15:45.600 Okay, Facebook, Texting, read it, Email, ask jeeves, angry birds, Hey, 0:15:48.600 --> 0:15:53.120 I love the Hey app, my favorite app. Okay, finally 0:15:53.760 --> 0:15:55.560 you should get how I threw asked Jeeves in there 0:15:55.600 --> 0:15:59.440 for a laugh. Yeah, that was funny. Shut up, shut up, 0:16:00.400 --> 0:16:04.440 try to get a laugh out of you, guys, turnip. 0:16:05.280 --> 0:16:14.000 Your last category is illnesses, influenza, cancer, strep, throat, lymphoma, leukemia, 0:16:14.400 --> 0:16:23.080 my grains, chronic wasting disease, toxic shock, syndrome, cold, and myeloma. 0:16:24.560 --> 0:16:28.120 All right, okay, chronic wasting disease might be your best 0:16:28.200 --> 0:16:29.160 answer you've ever don't know? 0:16:33.640 --> 0:16:37.080 Yeah, chronic wasting disease. Wow. Okay, come on back ball, 0:16:37.200 --> 0:16:43.000 come on backt Hi Von Hilaire Hello, welcome Hiller. All right, 0:16:43.040 --> 0:16:43.560 are you ready? 0:16:44.320 --> 0:16:44.520 Raise? 0:16:44.560 --> 0:16:46.120 I'll ever be a name as many as you can 0:16:46.200 --> 0:16:49.600 in each of these categories. Your first category is rom coms. 0:16:50.120 --> 0:16:53.800 Well, damn uh thirteen going on thirty. It ends with 0:16:54.000 --> 0:16:57.680 us A Star is Born? No pitch perfect, You're not 0:16:57.760 --> 0:17:01.880 the judge. The photograph. 0:17:05.440 --> 0:17:09.200 I don't know. Br Star is Born made me laugh. 0:17:09.680 --> 0:17:15.120 It's a romance. It's a romance. I thought that, Yeah, 0:17:15.560 --> 0:17:20.280 looks pretty funny. And Bradley Cooper Diesler. Okay, I was 0:17:20.280 --> 0:17:21.160 gonna watch that tonight. 0:17:21.560 --> 0:17:21.760 Damn. 0:17:21.920 --> 0:17:22.199 All right. 0:17:22.240 --> 0:17:25.040 Your next category is apps on your phone? 0:17:25.560 --> 0:17:31.760 Uh, Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, TikTok uh, the Panera bread app, 0:17:31.840 --> 0:17:34.600 the Pizza hood app, the I Hot I Hop app, 0:17:34.840 --> 0:17:38.280 the uh i Heeart radio app, love that app, they 0:17:38.320 --> 0:17:40.080 pay Me, the notes app. 0:17:41.320 --> 0:17:44.440 All Right, you're killing it, by the way, You're doing great. 0:17:44.600 --> 0:17:46.040 Finally that sounded sarcastic? 0:17:46.760 --> 0:17:46.920 Is it? 0:17:47.119 --> 0:17:50.000 Finally? Your last category is illnesses? 0:17:50.880 --> 0:17:51.240 Cancer? 0:17:51.720 --> 0:18:03.200 Uh, type two diabetes, herpes, the committee gonnerye Uh, tuberculosis, COVID, 0:18:05.960 --> 0:18:09.720 liver diseaseise. 0:18:08.200 --> 0:18:11.800 Hold on, are we giving him the STDs? I mean 0:18:13.320 --> 0:18:15.280 you get ill? Is that what you would define it? 0:18:15.400 --> 0:18:17.560 Al though I'm giving it to him. Whatever, this was 0:18:17.600 --> 0:18:19.600 a rough round, rough round, all right. 0:18:19.760 --> 0:18:21.200 I don't know why you think Dave or I would 0:18:21.200 --> 0:18:22.879 have ever got rom comms. I'm sure he did just 0:18:22.960 --> 0:18:26.399 as poorly as I. Listen, let me live. Okay, this 0:18:26.600 --> 0:18:29.960 is my game here, I'm the judge, all right. In illnesses, 0:18:31.040 --> 0:18:34.760 Vant you got seven, Dave, you got ten. 0:18:35.720 --> 0:18:37.000 I did look up chronic. 0:18:36.800 --> 0:18:41.360 Wasting disease and it mostly affects deer, moose and elk. 0:18:41.440 --> 0:18:43.880 No kidding, Well you did not say human illness. I didn't, 0:18:44.280 --> 0:18:45.960 but I love that's so funny. Okay. 0:18:46.880 --> 0:18:50.320 In the category of apps on your phone, Dave you 0:18:50.400 --> 0:18:57.240 got six, VANT you got nine. And then in rom comms, 0:18:58.560 --> 0:19:03.399 VANT you got four, Dave you got three. 0:19:06.240 --> 0:19:09.120 Can I just go on a little tangent here? Okay, 0:19:09.200 --> 0:19:11.280 give me a fifteen second timer again. Here we go, 0:19:11.400 --> 0:19:16.879 fifteen second timer and rom comes. Jenny go oh oh, no. 0:19:17.520 --> 0:19:17.879 Oh no. 0:19:19.000 --> 0:19:20.480 All I can think of is the notebook, which is 0:19:20.560 --> 0:19:23.760 just rob. You're doing great, sweeties. I wasn't prepared for this. 0:19:24.040 --> 0:19:28.600 I'm going stop it. Okay, what was there? What did 0:19:28.640 --> 0:19:32.160 you say? The holiday? Yeah, that's all wrong. Christmas, Jenny, 0:19:32.200 --> 0:19:35.520 there it is, Jenny, Give me phone apps again, I'm ready. No, no, 0:19:35.640 --> 0:19:37.240 because you got your phone in your hand, You're not 0:19:37.320 --> 0:19:41.359 gonna do that. Thank you, Bailey. That was fine, all right? 0:19:41.560 --> 0:19:44.239 Well how did you do? Which category did you did? 0:19:44.480 --> 0:19:47.440 Did you name chronic wasting disease? I don't know where 0:19:47.480 --> 0:19:50.440 it came from. We're wrapping up with Dave's start coming 0:19:50.560 --> 0:19:57.720 up next on Katie w B Tickets. I feel so 0:19:57.960 --> 0:20:01.720 rich right now because we're and we're going through things. 0:20:01.760 --> 0:20:04.720 And I found an old pinky ring that my ex 0:20:04.920 --> 0:20:07.320 Julie got me back when I was like twenty five 0:20:07.400 --> 0:20:11.080 years old or whatever. So Susan's like, we wanted to 0:20:11.080 --> 0:20:12.600 take it in and see what it's worth. I'm like yeah. 0:20:12.640 --> 0:20:15.880 So she took it in and she was so excited 0:20:15.920 --> 0:20:18.080 desert day. She's like, guess how much they paid for 0:20:18.320 --> 0:20:21.920 your ring? And it was just like a little pinky ring, yeah, 0:20:22.000 --> 0:20:24.960 with a little sapphire in it or whatever. And I'm 0:20:25.000 --> 0:20:27.080 like how much. I thought she'd say, like eighty five dollars. 0:20:27.160 --> 0:20:30.560 I was gonna be like, damn. She counted out one 0:20:30.640 --> 0:20:34.639 hundred dollars bills into my hand. Wow, twelve hundred dollars, 0:20:36.280 --> 0:20:40.159 oh man, I was like what. We talked about it 0:20:40.240 --> 0:20:42.040 all night we brought her up every chance we could, 0:20:42.040 --> 0:20:44.280 were like, yeah, and I couldn't believe how man that 0:20:44.440 --> 0:20:45.520 ring went for so much money. 0:20:45.600 --> 0:20:48.000 I feel like you could, you know, save half of 0:20:48.080 --> 0:20:50.119 it and then spend, oh maybe not half, but like 0:20:50.280 --> 0:20:52.639 take one hundred dollars out of it and go to Beatubs. 0:20:52.800 --> 0:20:55.359 Get Craig Cray, take us to Benny Hannah. Take us 0:20:55.400 --> 0:20:56.280 to Benny Hannah. 0:20:57.480 --> 0:21:01.680 So anyway, we also had some silver sir Sebachi Ooh, 0:21:02.040 --> 0:21:04.520 I wanna take you to Vannie Hanna. 0:21:04.960 --> 0:21:08.680 Oh, Mama, come on, pretty mama. I'd have to have 0:21:08.760 --> 0:21:12.560 the words in front of me. Work on that. And 0:21:12.680 --> 0:21:16.840 then we had her mom or her grandma's silver tea service. 0:21:17.160 --> 0:21:19.680 And this is definitely an older generation thing that you know, 0:21:19.720 --> 0:21:22.879 people that love china, they love silver silverware, and they 0:21:22.960 --> 0:21:25.280