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Speaker 1: Best Laugh contest right now on kd WB, Bailey's gonna

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Speaker 1: And the best laugh is gonna go see John Mullaney

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Speaker 1: and we got a little clip. I'm doing well myself.

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Speaker 2: In a couple of days, I'm gonna turn twenty nine

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Speaker 2: years old, and I'm very excited about that. I was

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Speaker 2: hoping by now that I would look older, but it

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Speaker 1: I don't look older, I just look worse.

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Speaker 2: I think honestly, when I'm walking down the street, no

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Speaker 2: one's ever like, hey, look at that man. I think

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Speaker 2: they're just like, whoa, That tall child looks terrible.

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Speaker 1: Get some rest tall child? Just him doing that. I

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Speaker 1: can picture what he looks like. It's like he's got

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Speaker 1: the kind of baby face, kind of clean cut, kind

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Speaker 3: He used to look kind of like a string bean,

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Speaker 3: and then he got one of them chin implants, so

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Speaker 3: now he looks kind of like being serious Clark. Yes,

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Speaker 3: I'm being serious Clerk. And now he kind of looks

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Speaker 3: like the bad guy in the Avengers movies. Really yeah, okay,

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Speaker 3: look him up, you're right, Yeah, Okay, let's.

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Speaker 1: Go to Regina. Hi, Regina, Hi. Now, Bailey's gonna tell

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Speaker 1: you a moderately funny joke. You got to give us

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Speaker 1: your best laugh, and then we'll decide whether you win

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Speaker 1: the contest or not. Okay, here we go, good luck.

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Speaker 3: Remember when I chopped down the Christmas tree and you

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Speaker 3: asked if I was going to put it up myself,

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Speaker 3: in the living room.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's a good, very very good.

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Speaker 4: I like it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yes, all right, Jen is up next, High Jen

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Speaker 1: Jen j e n Jen.

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Speaker 5: Hi.

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Speaker 1: Okay, there you are, Hi, Jen.

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Speaker 3: Uh.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna give you a joke. You gotta laugh, and

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Speaker 1: I try to win the tickets. Good luck, okay.

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Speaker 3: John Mama used to say marriage is like a tornado,

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Speaker 3: starts off with a whole lot of banging and pounding

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Speaker 3: and ends up with someone losing a house.

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Speaker 1: Okay, cute, it's cute. It was cute. Okay, good. Let's

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Speaker 1: go to Bella, Hi, Bella, let's do this best laugh wins.

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Speaker 1: Here we go, all right.

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Speaker 3: Remember Daddy's advice, if one door closes, another door opens,

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Speaker 3: But other than that, it's a pretty good truck.

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Speaker 1: No, what the hell what the hell? What in the world? Okay, Bella,

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Speaker 1: please hold don't go anywhere, because you could win it

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Speaker 1: all with that laugh. Amber Hi, Amber, Hello, good morning Amber.

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Speaker 1: You're happy today, aren't you? I am very happy. Let's

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Speaker 1: bust out that best laugh to this joke.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I never understood while they're called chicken tenders, not

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Speaker 3: until I let one caress my face.

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Speaker 1: What's funny is my sister Linda laughs like that? And

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Speaker 1: now Alison, oh you're still going stomach. Okay, one more.

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Speaker 1: Here we go, Sada, Hi, Sada, best laugh contest. Here

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Speaker 1: we go, Sata.

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Speaker 3: Remember when we were kids building sand castles with Grandma

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Speaker 1: Now you now the climax of everything all together at

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Speaker 1: once when we do a little roll call. Here, Regina

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Speaker 1: say present its present? Be yep say present, Bella, Ambera,

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Speaker 1: Here we go, Bailey. One more time.

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Speaker 3: All right, I just passed a huge squirrel, which is

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Speaker 1: The most evil. I'm going, Bella. That's my everybody. You

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Speaker 1: did great. Bye everybody but Bella, bye bye. Thanks for playing. Belly,

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Speaker 1: You're still there and you're a winner. Congratulations. One more joke, Bailey,

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Speaker 1: do what from the musical Shuck? This one from Shuck.

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Speaker 1: They actually stole it from me.

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Speaker 3: How does the butcher introduce his wife meet Patty?

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Speaker 1: It's horrible. That is horrible. Favorite jo I love it,

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Speaker 1: Hey Belly, good job, thanks for listening. Enjoy John Mulaney,

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Speaker 1: I rang, thank you. She's embarrassed. He's like god, and

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Speaker 1: I had just been called her number ten. There is

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Speaker 1: so much good music out right now. It's like wow.

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Speaker 6: So much of Sober's music is amazing. But let's move

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 6: I have a theory, and I think that the Internet

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Speaker 1: I think that we are aliens. Now, let me explain

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Speaker 6: Yes, because dinosaurs they exist on this earth. We have

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Speaker 6: We still don't know that answer. So in my opinion,

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Speaker 6: Now I do have reasons to back this up.

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Speaker 7: Wow, I can't wait to hear that she's got evidence

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Speaker 7: to support her claims absolutely.

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Speaker 6: Ok, why do we get sunburned? Why will we be

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Speaker 6: Number two, The expansion of the human brain and the

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Speaker 1: Like an alien overlord. Exactly is it like a lord?

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Speaker 4: Or are we like video games and somebody's up there

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Speaker 6: Let me do this as this, I wouldn't say that necessarily.

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Speaker 1: We're the leftovers, I think the soul.

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Speaker 3: Well, no, it's not that they're helping the Egyptians. The

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Speaker 6: And also just like we go through severe pain to

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Speaker 1: We are the aliens on Earth crashed from another you know.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, so humans have deep existential awareness, like we know

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Speaker 6: We know that, though. Why do we know that? Because

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Speaker 6: We struggled to survive without technology, Like we weren't built

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Speaker 6: Oh we're aliens, and we didn't find Earth to be

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Speaker 1: They probably want us to stay here when they've told somebody,

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Speaker 1: Troy and June, you know what you guys are aliens.

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Speaker 6: People who like developed this whole thing. They were like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: We all came in a little ship. You're telling me,

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Speaker 6: Because they don't want us to return back to the

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Speaker 3: Your first category is rom coms, When Harry Met Sally,

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Speaker 5: Wow, David, not my wheelhouse? All right movie, I guess

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Speaker 1: Okay, Facebook, Texting, read it, Email, ask jeeves, angry birds, Hey,

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Speaker 3: Your last category is illnesses, influenza, cancer, strep, throat, lymphoma, leukemia,

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Speaker 6: All right, okay, chronic wasting disease might be your best

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Speaker 4: Raise?

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Speaker 3: I'll ever be a name as many as you can

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Speaker 4: Well, damn uh thirteen going on thirty. It ends with

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Br Star is Born made me laugh.

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Speaker 1: Finally that sounded sarcastic?

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Speaker 4: Uh, type two diabetes, herpes, the committee gonnerye Uh, tuberculosis, COVID,

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Speaker 4: I don't know why you think Dave or I would

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Speaker 1: I did look up chronic.

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Speaker 3: Wasting disease and it mostly affects deer, moose and elk.

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Speaker 6: The story is if you have seen the Housemaid, you'll

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Speaker 6: it's really good. Bailey read the books, so now she's

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Speaker 6: gonna go see this very very so I'm excited about that.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I am excited.

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Speaker 3: Hopefully I'll see it soon because people keep asking me like, hey,

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Speaker 3: what did you think of the movie, to see what

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Speaker 3: the comparisons are.

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Speaker 1: I'll go eventually.

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Speaker 3: It's only a matter of time for Timothy shallow May

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Speaker 3: proposes to Kylie Jenner, so everyone close to them says

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Speaker 3: that it's happening very soon, that they're serious and it's

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Speaker 3: only a matter of timing.

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Speaker 1: But they have yet to resolve where to settle down.

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Speaker 3: So Kylie's obviously in California near Los Angeles with all

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Speaker 3: of her sisters, and Timothy Shallamey is from New York

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Speaker 3: City or lives in New York City, so he wants

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Speaker 3: to be there, and being bi coastal when you're that

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Speaker 3: far apart is going to be difficult for them.

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Speaker 1: So who knows where they're going to end up? And

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Speaker 1: if they end up, who.

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Speaker 4: Do you think's gonna get engaged first? Timothy Shalla, may

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Speaker 4: Me Vante or you Bailey? You probably what I put

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Speaker 4: money on. Timothy Schalamy.

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Speaker 1: Really I'm money. I'm yeah. We don't even know his

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Speaker 1: name yet, but I think I really know. I really

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Speaker 1: have no clue what his name is. Uh sorry, I

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Speaker 1: wasn't prepared.

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Speaker 4: Emma Stone will not play Miss Piggy in the new

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Speaker 4: movie she's producing because Miss Piggy's gonna play Miss Piggy.

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Speaker 1: Miss Piggy is one.

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Speaker 4: Of those characters. She's like a Betty Boob. I feel like,

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Speaker 4: just iconic in every sense of the word. You know, Gonzo, Kermit,

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Speaker 4: the Frog, they're cool, but Miss Piggy's the Muppet.

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Speaker 1: That's a really good question. We're gonna do a bracket

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Speaker 1: of your favorite muppets, but then again, it would probably

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Speaker 1: only come down. There's Burton Ernie, There's Cookie Monster, Snufflepus,

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Speaker 1: Oscar the Grouch, Elmo, You're right, Miss Piggy, Kermit, there's

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Speaker 1: Fozzy Bear.

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Speaker 3: Pazzi, and then there's like Sam Sam Eagle is great Rizzle,

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Speaker 3: the rat, Pevy.

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Speaker 1: The prawn. What are the guys that sit up in

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Speaker 1: the theater, oh, Statler, is that their names? Yeah? I

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Speaker 1: thought they were just the theatergoers. Stler didn't know they

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Speaker 1: had names. Yeah, Frog, you need to get a real job.

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Speaker 1: That's funny. Oh so good. Oh, speaking of bracket, can

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Speaker 1: we do the souper bracket real quick? Please? Sorry?

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Speaker 4: We're doing best soups on our Instagram stories that Dave

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Speaker 4: Ryan show. You can go vote right now. We're down

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Speaker 4: to the final four. We have chicken wild rice versus

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Speaker 4: chicken noodle, and chicken wild rice paving the way at

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Speaker 4: seventy five percent of the vote. Wow, tomato soup versus

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Speaker 4: French onion soup. Fifty six percent of the vote goes

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Speaker 4: to a tomato baby.

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Speaker 1: I think it's so. I was gonna say, I feel

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Speaker 1: like I know where this is going.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, tomato, but chicken wild rice beating chicken noodle. I

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Speaker 4: was a little surprised by that. I didn't know how

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Speaker 4: diehard Minnesota's were for dricks like more. I don't know,

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Speaker 4: it's more complex than chicken noodle. It is chicken wild

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Speaker 4: rice so much more flavor, so good. I had chicken

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Speaker 4: wild rice soup yesterday.

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Speaker 1: David. That's a great story, Babe. Put that on the

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Speaker 1: highlight reel. I have a question because what was it

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Speaker 1: you You hadn't tried grilled cheese.

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Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, I've never I've never had a grilled cheese

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Speaker 4: and shout out to.

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Speaker 1: Camps.

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Speaker 5: No.

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Speaker 4: No, they make cheese a bunch of dairy Star Crystal

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Speaker 4: Farms Bayley for the wind.

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Speaker 1: Shout out to Crystal Farms.

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Speaker 4: They sent me an entire package of it was like

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Speaker 4: butter and cheese and like a little spreading thing to

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Speaker 4: put on the bread bro It was so good.

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Speaker 1: They mail me some sour dough. Was delicious. Did you

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Speaker 1: try it with tomato soup?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 1: Because I'm not a big tomato person.

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Speaker 6: I'm not really well i am, But tomato soup and

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Speaker 6: grilled cheese top tier like combination of.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, like a chilly cold day, especially if.

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Speaker 3: It's like throwing some basil into that tomato soup, so

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Speaker 3: it's like a tomato basil soup and then you dip the.

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Speaker 1: You're welcome. Mickey Rourke was the actor that we've been

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Speaker 1: talking about kind of all this week where he was

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Speaker 1: he put together a gofund me because he was losing

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Speaker 1: his house. And then it turns out, no, he did

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Speaker 1: not put that together, as somebody else put it together

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Speaker 1: for him and he didn't like it. I would never

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Speaker 1: ask strangers or fans or anybody for a nickel. I mean,

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Speaker 1: that's not my style. I mean, you asked anybody that

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Speaker 1: knows me, you know, it's it's you, and it's really

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Speaker 1: I believe him, I mean seriously, if he's speaking out

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Speaker 1: against it, then obviously you know, I mean, and good

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Speaker 1: for him, because think about every like you know, actor

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Speaker 1: that hasn't worked in a long time putting together a

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Speaker 1: no fun GoFundMe. So it is not a real story.

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Speaker 6: I feel like Nicki Glazer would not have anyone off

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Speaker 6: limits when it comes to her roasting people at the

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Speaker 6: Golden Globes. But she said that there is one actress

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Speaker 6: she'll never roast, and she declared that to be Julia

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Speaker 6: Roberts because she is America's sweetheart. So I thought that

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Speaker 6: that was nice that one person is safe from Nicki

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Speaker 6: Glazer's filthy, filthy, filthy.

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Speaker 1: It's yeah, you want to watch somebody squirm watch the

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Speaker 1: Tom Brady roast. Oh, she was the highlight that kind

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Speaker 1: of put her name on the like the broad map,

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Speaker 1: like you know, like not broad, but you know what.

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Speaker 4: I mean, Yeah, liked, Yeah, I got a broad on

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Speaker 4: one shoulder.

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Speaker 1: I got a broad on the other shoulder. Red head

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Speaker 1: and a brunette.

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Speaker 3: Speaking of brunettes, Jennifer Anderson at the end of the show,

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Speaker 3: Guy Jennifer Aniston has declared that her iconic hair is fake.

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Speaker 3: In fact, she says, I am a brunette. I am

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Speaker 3: not a blonde and I would never go brunette, but

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Speaker 3: my hair is fake. Never thought that she was a

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Speaker 3: blonde period. I don't think either light brown hair her

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Speaker 3: whole life. I feel like, yeah, well, she said, apparently

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Speaker 3: she was in when she was in Horrible Bosses, she

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Speaker 3: wore like a brunette wig and she was like, yeah,

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Speaker 3: that's pretty close to.

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Speaker 1: She was so good in Horrible Bosses. When she's the dentist.

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Speaker 1: Isn't she a dentist or a doctor? She is just

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Speaker 1: the most It is so vulgar and just to see, like,

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Speaker 1: you know what we thought of as Rachel from Friends

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Speaker 1: being so vulgar as a dentist who is absolutely sexually

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Speaker 1: harassing her employees, and the Guy's like, no, I don't know,

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Speaker 1: stop it. It is so funny. All right, that is

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Speaker 1: the dirt. Thank you for listening. It is hump Day.

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Speaker 1: It's Wednesday, So tomorrow brand New wore the Roses. We

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Speaker 1: have not done wore the roses in over a month

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Speaker 1: now because we don't do it during Christmas wish. But

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Speaker 1: we're back to breaking couples up, so we will do that.

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Speaker 1: Tomorrow morning, seven thirty five is War of the Roses.

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