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Speaker 3: It is the tenth day of March twenty twenty six.
Speaker 3: Good Tuesday morning, everybody. Welcome to Patrick Morning. So I
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Speaker 1: I am glad you are here. I haven't had some
Speaker 1: problems with old Bible. Well, listen, I know I'm not young.
Speaker 1: I was at the gym.
Speaker 5: I was swimming laps, and the rule at my gym
Speaker 5: is if the lanes are full, you gotta split a lane.
Speaker 5: That's just the rules, and everybody knows it. So the
Speaker 5: lanes are full, and I go over to lane one
Speaker 5: and there's an old lady in there and she's swim walking.
Speaker 1: I don't like.
Speaker 5: Swim walkers, okay, but they have the right to be there,
Speaker 5: so I'm respectful. I don't even jump in start swimming.
Speaker 5: I just sit down so she can see me. And
Speaker 5: she sees me, and she goes.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no no. I go ye ye ye.
Speaker 1: She lane one is for walking only. I'm like, it's
Speaker 1: not man.
Speaker 5: And then a bunch of old people like joined in
Speaker 5: on her side.
Speaker 1: They ganged up, like nor who.
Speaker 5: They they gang up on me, and like I just
Speaker 5: I got up and I went into lane four like
Speaker 5: that lady is a liar and a bullet.
Speaker 1: She's a bullet.
Speaker 5: And I got out of the pool and I handled
Speaker 5: a boy like you're supposed to handle a boy.
Speaker 1: I told on her.
Speaker 5: I did I did.
Speaker 1: I'm fifty six.
Speaker 5: I think she was about eighty four and I told
Speaker 5: a sixteen year old, but she did, okay.
Speaker 1: I told her a lifetile on Junie I was who
Speaker 1: was in charge.
Speaker 5: I went into the office and I told on that
Speaker 5: old lady and she got in trouble.
Speaker 1: It was awesome.
Speaker 4: You was walking over it all.
Speaker 1: The fus slide is sweet and feet us.
Speaker 4: On your side.
Speaker 6: You hear the distance under this land in you stray.
Speaker 1: Coward's Good Morning Show, March tenth of twenty six. I'm Corey,
Speaker 1: that's Chris, that's Paul. Absolute chaos in the NFL yesterday.
Speaker 1: That was nuts. Weird man.
Speaker 4: It's a weird day period, but yes, in the NFL, particularly.
Speaker 1: To the outside of the NFL as well, for you personally,
Speaker 1: for the Laurel just to see it just seemed like
Speaker 1: a weird day. I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 4: It's off is off kilter all day and then the
Speaker 4: football stuff happened.
Speaker 1: Well, maybe Zach's right, Maybe it takes two to three
Speaker 1: weeks to come back from daylight savings. I never know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you never know.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, big stuff man, Yeah, the vikings, wheeling and
Speaker 7: dealing kind of sure, A couple of deals here, a
Speaker 7: couple of deals there, A million people leaving, a million people.
Speaker 1: Joining the squad. Who knows bybe tomorrow? Right? I didn't
Speaker 1: shop here that ye have big money for the punter?
Speaker 1: Yeah geez.
Speaker 4: Somebody said was it bra or Gersey or somebody said.
Speaker 3: That that he was mad at pa once for calling
Speaker 3: him pudgy?
Speaker 1: Do you guys know? Yeah, yeah, he wasn't mad at
Speaker 1: us for calling him Nate right thirty times during a
Speaker 1: celebrity softball game. He was super cool and he came
Speaker 1: up to after that, came up to us after the game,
Speaker 1: was like, a it doesn't matter, it does were like,
Speaker 1: we knew your name, why did we call you Nate
Speaker 1: Wright thirty times? And nobody corrected us? Very good Longsiper
Speaker 1: loved it. Yeah, and Kirk Cousins told us to keep
Speaker 1: doing it. Yeah, because he did love it. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: he goes, it's Ryan, by the way, but keep calling
Speaker 1: him Nate. We're like, it is Ryan, Why do we
Speaker 1: Why are we calling him Nate? Yeah? I think I
Speaker 1: think Nate Wright played for the Vikings like in the seventies.
Speaker 8: I think you might be correct, yes, but who knows?
Speaker 1: It was written down Nate right on our on our
Speaker 1: little call sheets. So we just never corrected ourselves. No,
Speaker 1: and he was super cool about it.
Speaker 4: It's a good bit. There was anyway, somebody put down
Speaker 4: the wrong name.
Speaker 1: Wrong name, and I didn't haven't keep doing it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: something like fourteen million dollars a lot of money for
Speaker 1: a punter.
Speaker 8: Yeah, a lot of them got paid yesterday too.
Speaker 1: No weird thing about the uh the Ryan right, it's yes,
Speaker 1: uh contract. He went to college in New Orleans, but
Speaker 1: he's not from there.
Speaker 8: I think he's from California.
Speaker 4: I would not have graduated.
Speaker 8: No partying on Bourbon Street. No, he went to Tulane.
Speaker 8: I think. Oh sweet jeez.
Speaker 1: Like we've always said, visiting New Orleans is an adult
Speaker 1: male specifically, it's it's so much fun.
Speaker 8: You can't imagine living there.
Speaker 4: Oh dude, I would definitely have been into Wicca.
Speaker 1: Like like Craft. Yeah yeah, like most of the members
Speaker 1: of Godsmack. Let's see, that's pretty good, like Bobcat Moonlighting
Speaker 1: is the lead singer of Godsmack.
Speaker 8: Or the kid from Overboard one and the same.
Speaker 4: I'm the other one. Yeah yeah, Wicka Witch is scary ladies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're into all that you.
Speaker 4: Think a shrink your head to they make it bigger, right.
Speaker 1: I would bet yeah? And all that stuff works, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it doesn't, doesn't. Brad Pitt still live in New Orleans.
Speaker 1: I know he did. I think he did for a
Speaker 1: long time. I don't know if he still does. I
Speaker 1: mean you would think you almost have to live in
Speaker 1: Los Angeles.
Speaker 4: Does he live in the Rising Sun?
Speaker 8: I don't think so. Why do I remember him? At
Speaker 8: some point?
Speaker 9: He has a foundation, a nonprofit foundation called Make It Right,
Speaker 9: which rebuilt a bunch of homes after Hurricane Katrina.
Speaker 1: That's very sweet of bad news? What what?
Speaker 2: He and Angeline and Jolie sold their French Quarter mansion
Speaker 2: into twenty sixteen following their divorce, So.
Speaker 1: He did live there for a while, but post Joe Lee,
Speaker 1: he's probably now just.
Speaker 4: In Los Angeles, like a quarter of a mansion.
Speaker 8: Damn.
Speaker 2: And it was friendly, yes, yeah, I guess what it
Speaker 2: was later sold to. It's Chellamy, Paul Allen, Yeah, Microsoft
Speaker 2: fou rip figures. Yeah he's dead or no figures. No,
Speaker 2: he needs a voodoo doctor, black magic residract like John Snow.
Speaker 1: Didn't you say it? Like last week?
Speaker 9: All the profit they're going to make off selling that
Speaker 9: those Blazers and the Seahawks.
Speaker 1: Blazers base the Paul Allen family is they're still going
Speaker 1: to be billionaires. But yeah, the excess money they're making
Speaker 1: from those two sales reportedly are going to charity, and
Speaker 1: the Seahawks are supposed to go for what something like
Speaker 1: ten billion, nine to ten billion. Yeah, good for them, insane, insane.
Speaker 3: I bet that's fun to have that kind of money. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but again, let's get back to Wika. Did you guys
Speaker 3: hear the audio of the lady who shot at Rihanna's house?
Speaker 1: No, No, they released it and.
Speaker 4: She's she's got issues.
Speaker 1: Is she in an alternate dimension? She doesn't live in
Speaker 1: this timeline? Does she?
Speaker 3: She's pretty sure Rihanna is a is a witch.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, hang on, let's hear her out.
Speaker 10: Rihanna wants to say that that we are flying and
Speaker 10: we're not. The way that Rihanna wants to kill me
Speaker 10: shows that we're not going to show this right now. Listen, Rihanna,
Speaker 10: when you die, God is taking me to my future.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's a witch. I'm a watchman.
Speaker 4: She's a witch.
Speaker 11: Get that stupid girl out of here. I'm fighting with
Speaker 11: the devil himself, and that's why you got Rihanna over
Speaker 11: there all jealous, because her faith is the devil. Rihanna's
Speaker 11: faith is the devil.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 11: I don't like her, and she's always trying to steal
Speaker 11: from me. She only did her little music thing so
Speaker 11: that she can do witchcraft and so that she can
Speaker 11: steal from people. So everybody, please don't listen to her,
Speaker 11: don't follow her, don't give that girl any air space
Speaker 11: or time, because she's stealing from you. Okay, she's stealing
Speaker 11: from you. So you guys need to wake up and
Speaker 11: don't give that girl any attention. They want to come
Speaker 11: over here and steal my thoughts. But baby, I am
Speaker 11: over your head. I am intelligent.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 1: So two things about that. You're right, she made some
Speaker 1: good points.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Second of all, obviously she's sick. Third of all, that's
Speaker 3: why you don't use dating apps. Oh boy, am I right?
Speaker 3: Because like you got on a date and you're like, man,
Speaker 3: nice hooters. She's now catcher, pretty girl, nice car, she drives.
Speaker 3: At least it starts getting the Hooters, and then you realize.
Speaker 1: She believes.
Speaker 4: All that nonsense.
Speaker 2: She just said, Yeah, don't use witcher is that what
Speaker 2: it was?
Speaker 4: Witcher?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Man, I'm getting soft as I get older because
Speaker 1: that that just depresses me. Yeah, because it's like that's
Speaker 1: somebody's baby, girls, like howard she's It's like, it's like
Speaker 1: it's if she was just like a social media influencer,
Speaker 1: where that's a complete bach and just evil. I'd be like, well,
Speaker 1: that's her fault. This chick's just mentally ill, I know.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, man, if that was my daughter, I'd
Speaker 1: be like, God, dang it, she's not shooting Rihanna because
Speaker 1: she's mean or jealous.
Speaker 8: She's literally nuts. Yeah that sucks, and you.
Speaker 4: Know what the sucking she had access to an a
Speaker 4: K forty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well there's that. How does how does somebody like
Speaker 1: that have the right to have a gun that can
Speaker 1: just wipe out somebody like Rihanna or anybody for that matter.
Speaker 8: My god, I know.
Speaker 3: You don't get mad at the person in the drive
Speaker 3: through lane just in case she might have the AK
Speaker 3: and think that the Lord is going to take her.
Speaker 1: Above, no not not above, to her future. Her future.
Speaker 1: That's not the same as Heaven to her future. It
Speaker 1: could be a lot of different things. And the problem
Speaker 1: is is I don't think she knows what her future
Speaker 1: means even you.
Speaker 4: Know the future is from what I've seen.
Speaker 9: Can I well, can I add one caveat to what
Speaker 9: you were saying about. Don't piss off the person in
Speaker 9: the drive through unless they're ordering hot food in the
Speaker 9: dairy queen drive and.
Speaker 4: Then you know what it's sid for you both to
Speaker 4: meet guns.
Speaker 1: Correct. That's me all the time. I know it in
Speaker 1: a while, but that was me in high school. Shout
Speaker 1: out to uh, the Minnesota dairy Queen that's made me
Speaker 1: survive for about four years. Those chicken strip baskets and Lindstrom.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you then, a lot of options. I crushed
Speaker 1: the DQ.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what you give me.
Speaker 3: A dairy queen has two lines, one for food, one
Speaker 3: for hot eats, one for cool treats.
Speaker 4: I'll go that some bitch every day.
Speaker 3: Even if I'm not hungry, just to support it, just
Speaker 3: to support it, just to stay in business, because I
Speaker 3: hate waiting in line.
Speaker 8: Yours to order your hot food inside?
Speaker 4: Yeah, hot food inside? How do eats in the inside?
Speaker 4: Cool treats outside?
Speaker 1: Yep? What about what if you go to McDonald's and
Speaker 1: is should there be a mcflurry line and a burger line.
Speaker 4: Because I'm pretty sure they know you're going to have
Speaker 4: a mcflury on your way there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the app just knows. The app does know. You
Speaker 2: would have loved it, Chris, I went there. I went
Speaker 2: to d Q a few weeks ago. I went to
Speaker 2: the drive through to order a chicken tendor basket and uh,
Speaker 2: they said they're kitchen closed.
Speaker 1: It was like eight thirty.
Speaker 4: And so their kitchen had clothes.
Speaker 1: Yes, so it's just ice cream only you would have
Speaker 1: loved it. That's the greatest cream all time. Hey, does
Speaker 1: the restaurant close at nine o'clock? Ten? I think, how
Speaker 1: can you close the Yeah, the kitchen at eight thirty. Yeah,
Speaker 1: store closes at ten.
Speaker 4: Here's your sick of dealing with Oh my gosh, Yeah,
Speaker 4: you're sick of going to see your future.
Speaker 1: Because Hawks showed up with an ak.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Alex Keel, Yeah, he wants a flurry no blizzard
Speaker 4: and Hawk wants hot food.
Speaker 8: So there their star crossed at this point.
Speaker 3: And if you're tuning in, yes, we hired that Lewis
Speaker 3: guy who's a comedian. Nope, what's the guy who sounds
Speaker 3: like Zach right now.
Speaker 1: Stephen right? A guy. I'm like Richard Lewis.
Speaker 8: Richard Lewis, he's also dead.
Speaker 3: Say, it's a small world, but you wouldn't want to
Speaker 3: paint it.
Speaker 2: It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to pay
Speaker 2: in it. Yeah, paint painting it. Yeah, Corey's gonna start
Speaker 2: painting pretty soon. Yeah, you're going to start adopting cats. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm never going back to cats.
Speaker 1: No, you can't. Grew up with cats. Loved him, but
Speaker 1: once you go to dogs, you can't. You can't go back.
Speaker 3: I'm so glad that Howard has found the love of
Speaker 3: his life and love of animals, because it's incredible how
Speaker 3: he loves him.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but he would beat his own ass if he was,
Speaker 3: Oh sure, if he met nineteen ninety four Howard Stern
Speaker 3: in an alley.
Speaker 4: He would say, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: Yeah? But again, is I believe what we talked about
Speaker 1: with Ben yesterday? Yeah. It's that's the beauty of wisdom
Speaker 1: and age and experience as you look back and you go,
Speaker 1: what was I doing? Why did I care? Why did
Speaker 1: I do this? Why did I fork somebody's lawn? Why
Speaker 1: did I f O r k? Actual? Why did I
Speaker 1: Why did I you know toilet paper, that kid's house,
Speaker 1: That kid was having a tough time in high school.
Speaker 1: Why did I do that?
Speaker 3: You are And by the way, I say this with
Speaker 3: all due respect and a compliment, you're going soft.
Speaker 1: That's unbelievable.
Speaker 3: You hated everybody. I still have afraid to ask you
Speaker 3: this question. Are you excited about valentined No?
Speaker 8: No, no, that's not a month ago.
Speaker 1: I don't even know if I saw my wife on Valentine's.
Speaker 4: Changed like last week sometime?
Speaker 1: Are you excited for the holidays? Next Christmas? We're like
Speaker 1: a week from Saint Patrick's Day.
Speaker 4: I'm going to ask the hard question. Do you like Doogie?
Speaker 4: You've changed?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Some things never change. By the way, I think
Speaker 1: it's changed. The you know, the whole building is getting
Speaker 1: a renovation, right, WHOA And so they're ripping down walls,
Speaker 1: they're ripping up ceilings. Yes, yesterday they ripped out all
Speaker 1: the carpet. I say, we go carpetless in the main studio.
Speaker 1: I like the industrial feel of just concrete. Yeah. It
Speaker 1: feels like a like Tom Hanks and Big got aloft
Speaker 1: and said, I'm a kid, why would I need carpet?
Speaker 1: Let's just make a mess. That's a good point. You
Speaker 1: don't even need carpet in here. I like this look,
Speaker 1: I agree. I mean, you know, yeah, maybe get it
Speaker 1: one color. It looks like it's kind of nonsense, but
Speaker 1: just leave it concrete.
Speaker 8: Who cares.
Speaker 1: We don't need carpet. I'm with you to take some money.
Speaker 1: It's probably better.
Speaker 4: Sounds deadening, or maybe it's not hell who cares?
Speaker 8: Who cares? Any Yeah, that would be the reason against it.
Speaker 2: But yeah, they get that, like what's the stuff where
Speaker 2: like they pour it and Foxy that those sours.
Speaker 1: Are exactly Yeah, Zachary, I don't know why they're so
Speaker 1: hard on you. I love and support you. Do you
Speaker 1: find God? Well, let's not say things we can't take.
Speaker 1: Man take me to my future? Yeah, that's jeez. Yeah,
Speaker 1: even like even Marshall apple White from Heaven's Gates like
Speaker 1: calm down, relaxed. I didn't think I was going to
Speaker 1: the future. I thought I was getting on a long spaceship. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the former Texas Longhorn. Isn't that nuts? Yeah? It was
Speaker 1: major apple White and Marshall apple White and they both
Speaker 1: were kind of in the zeitgeist at the same time,
Speaker 1: like relatively close where It's like people got those two confused.
Speaker 1: One was a college quarterback, one was a quarterback of
Speaker 1: a cult. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, man, they both had good shoes.
Speaker 1: When was Major apple White at Texas? How many years
Speaker 1: after Heaven's Gate?
Speaker 4: It had to be real close.
Speaker 1: It felt like it was within five years. Maybe maybe
Speaker 1: a little bit, I don't know's it was close enough
Speaker 1: where people got the names mixed up frequently, Yeah, frequently.
Speaker 1: Which one would you rather be? He was the Major
Speaker 1: Texas from ninety eight to one, and Heaven's exactly, and
Speaker 1: Heaven's Gate was what ninety six ish, somewhere in that range,
Speaker 1: So just just a couple of years, maybe ninety five
Speaker 1: or ninety six or ninety seven, So just a couple
Speaker 1: of years before Major apple White was at Texas.
Speaker 4: Did you run into Cindy lu who's somewhere No heart
Speaker 4: has definitely grown.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well Heaven's Gate was when Heavens Gate. Yeah, nineteen
Speaker 1: thirty one to nineteen ninety seven is based. So he
Speaker 1: died in ninety seven, so one year before Major apple
Speaker 1: White took over. Yeah, so he was Marshall apple White,
Speaker 1: huge deal, national story. Heaven's Gate was a giant deal. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they all killed themselves. They cut their wieners off, they
Speaker 1: castrated themselves, and then they tried to get to troubles.
Speaker 1: They tried to catch a ride. Shit, they were looking
Speaker 1: for their future. And then they they get you into
Speaker 1: witch Port. And then a year later Major Apple White.
Speaker 8: Is that Texas?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Can I tell you something else?
Speaker 1: Think if like I think if in nineteen ninety three
Speaker 1: the quarterback for Texas was named like Joff Dahmer. Yeah right,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. It'd be like Off Dahmer,
Speaker 1: j O F F any relation, No, sir no, no,
Speaker 1: sir no, that's just Josh.
Speaker 8: That's yeah.
Speaker 3: There's a cult in Kansas right now, says here oh no,
Speaker 3: called the Booby Doctors, and it's led by a J. Mccarfeet.
Speaker 4: It's terrible. It's just terrible going on.
Speaker 3: By the way, I'm pretty sure, I mean, I'll give
Speaker 3: you a half dollar to a dollar. I'm pretty sure
Speaker 3: he thinks it's called Heaven's Skate.
Speaker 4: Me. You said it three times.
Speaker 1: You don't get your skate in heaven.
Speaker 4: Heaven skate at the roller Derby place when I was
Speaker 4: a kid, when you might just.
Speaker 1: You know, you skate while you're reaching heaven. You might
Speaker 1: get to touch it. Yeah, hooter, God, you need help.
Speaker 4: It's the heaven skates.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's the Heavens skate for the.
Speaker 1: Man. Sir, right this way, put your hands behind your back.
Speaker 1: Yeah it's still you're fifty five. He really likes me.
Speaker 1: You have a goatee, sir, Come with us. Is not here.
Speaker 9: He's rescuing cats off the street.
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Speaker 4: Here we are.
Speaker 3: Lot's going on in the world of sports and nonsports everywhere.
Speaker 4: Every tweets. I do like, we had like three weeks
Speaker 4: without football and.
Speaker 1: Then it's right back into it. Maybe here's how dumb
Speaker 1: I'm getting as I'm getting older. We talked for the
Speaker 1: last week or so. Hey, the tampering periods on Monday, right,
Speaker 1: and I'm just so disconnected from sports and people think
Speaker 1: that's a bit, but I'm just not. I watch it
Speaker 1: once in a while, but I just don't like engage
Speaker 1: super frequently outstead of what I need to know for
Speaker 1: the show. Yesterday morning, you were like, yeah, it's tampering today,
Speaker 1: legal tampering. I've been on this show for almost twenty
Speaker 1: five years, right, Yeah, I've gone through a whole bunch
Speaker 1: of quote legal tampering periods. I forgot it was basically
Speaker 1: free agent frenzy. Yeah. I thought this was one of
Speaker 1: those like, is this one like the rumors start leaking out?
Speaker 1: I thought, like a Wednesday or the league when the
Speaker 1: league year starts, that's when all hell breaks loose. I
Speaker 1: forgot that they actually start breaking the news during the
Speaker 1: tampering and then they all get legally signed when the
Speaker 1: year starts. So I in my mind, I'm like, man,
Speaker 1: Wednesday is probably gonna be nuts, and then yesterday was berserk,
Speaker 1: and then obviously berzerk. The only thing we're really waiting
Speaker 1: for is when all of the when the league year
Speaker 1: starts and all of the cuts come through, like Kirk
Speaker 1: and Kyler and stuff like that, then those guys hit
Speaker 1: the market and all those names start flying. But yesterday
Speaker 1: was just chaos, and I was like, what's going on here?
Speaker 1: How did I forget about basically free agent frenzy being
Speaker 1: tampering Monday, I was I flip on ESPN and McAfee's
Speaker 1: losing his mind because chefters tweeting every six seconds. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they did a good job.
Speaker 8: But they did a really good job.
Speaker 1: It's a great show. I just can I didn't want
Speaker 1: Kenneth Walker to go to the Chiefs.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, that one's tough.
Speaker 4: Yeah, let him go like that.
Speaker 1: Pretty good.
Speaker 4: Some teams that sucked for a long time.
Speaker 1: Well, do you guys see the rumors that Travis atm
Speaker 1: is was potentially a Viking. Yeah, I haven't heard that
Speaker 1: from the Vikings, of course, but there were a lot
Speaker 1: of rumors that the Vikings were trying to get in
Speaker 1: on that. And he signed a pretty big deal to
Speaker 1: go to the uh the Saints, which is apparently again
Speaker 1: where he kind of grew up in Louisiana.
Speaker 9: And then that one guy, that guy with three names,
Speaker 9: John Franklin Myers, the guy the Lieber, he went somewhere
Speaker 9: else yesterday Tennessee.
Speaker 8: I think I think you're correct. Yeah, from Denver Tyler.
Speaker 4: The Baum goes to the Raiders, huge deal, that's a
Speaker 4: big deal. Alike, Wallace goes to the Dolphins.
Speaker 1: And he made a lot of money in a very
Speaker 1: small window of playing and I forgot that's a gamble
Speaker 1: the Packers. The Packers former defensive coordinator is the head coach.
Speaker 8: Jeff Athlete. Yeah, I forgot about that, right, So that's
Speaker 8: I mean.
Speaker 1: But if you're a first time coach, right, We've talked
Speaker 1: about this a thousand times, your fate is almost always
Speaker 1: tied to the success of your quarterback. So to have
Speaker 1: your shot. You're the Dolphins coach and this might be
Speaker 1: your only chance to be an NFL head coach, and
Speaker 1: you're like, I trust him, I know him. It's not
Speaker 1: a fluke. Let's do it. That's I mean, that is
Speaker 1: a huge vote of confidence. But you're betting your career
Speaker 1: on Malik Willis's career, at least for the first year
Speaker 1: or two. Yeah, better work, yep, Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's a lot of money for the kid, A lot
Speaker 1: of money.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Jalen Naylor, Yeah, who was on this show? What four
Speaker 1: months ago? Five months ago? For toys for toasts. He's
Speaker 1: out the door, he's on his way to Las Vegas. Yeah,
Speaker 1: good for him. Yeah, be careful, you guys, remember that,
Speaker 1: do you guys? Remember I'm not trying to air out
Speaker 1: dirty laundry. And start stuff that we shouldn't be saying.
Speaker 1: But you know, there was a crowd at Shields when
Speaker 1: we were doing Toys for Tots. Do you remember, I
Speaker 1: forget which one of you asked? It was one of
Speaker 1: the two of you. You guys asked about catching just
Speaker 1: rocket throws from McCarthy, Remember how like he always throws
Speaker 1: his fastball. Yeah, one of you asked, like, you know,
Speaker 1: you ever wanted me to take a little off the
Speaker 1: top and just you know, put a little touch on.
Speaker 1: I forget how you guys worded it, and I don't
Speaker 1: remember which one of you it was, but the look
Speaker 1: on Naylor's face is like, you know, like, yeah, could
Speaker 1: you not throw the heater? Every time he answered the
Speaker 1: answer on the air was very kind of company on, like,
Speaker 1: hey man, you know, ultimately it's our job to catch
Speaker 1: whatever he throws. But the look on his face was
Speaker 1: you nailed it. Yeah, I wish I wish he wouldn't
Speaker 1: throw it one thousand miles an hour correct. Now, maybe
Speaker 1: that was just us reading his facial expressions more than
Speaker 1: he wanted us to, but all of us afterwards were like,
Speaker 1: you just see the look on his face. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: looked like he didn't disagree with that tape, not at all.
Speaker 1: So you wonder maybe he's like, look, i've you know,
Speaker 1: I don't know who's coming here, but if it's McCarthy,
Speaker 1: maybe I should just go to a Fernando Mendos in
Speaker 1: Las Vegas. Yeah, they spent a lot of money yesterday.
Speaker 1: Vegas Raiders go for it. And can you imagine how
Speaker 1: old's Naylor? Twenty five ish, probably twenty six, maybe twenty five,
Speaker 1: twenty six years old. I don't say it making a
Speaker 1: ton of money and you're in Las Vegas, Nevada. Yeah, yep.
Speaker 8: I had a hell of a tampering Monday.
Speaker 9: Yeah, you get to play on a team with a
Speaker 9: young quarterback and a ton of cash.
Speaker 1: And you're in Vegas, and you're in Vegas.
Speaker 4: Yeah, just just gold make my checkout to w y
Speaker 4: n N.
Speaker 8: Yeah, sir, we can just direct deposit it. Nah, this
Speaker 8: will be easy here, man.
Speaker 4: I don't know, man, I thought the Vikes might have
Speaker 4: a quarterback by the end of the night last night. Yeah,
Speaker 4: they I mean, after listening to Bob, I thought it
Speaker 4: was gonna happen. I really did though it was gonna happen.
Speaker 4: While I was listening to.
Speaker 1: Him talk about Kyler.
Speaker 8: Yeah, he officially gets released tomorrow.
Speaker 9: Hasn't been cut in like we talked about yesterday.
Speaker 4: I don't know what tampering is.
Speaker 9: Well, Miami, the reason that Tua signed with Atlanta or
Speaker 9: is going to sign with Atlanta is is even though
Speaker 9: Musk made a joke about it, and he's correct, the
Speaker 9: Miami Dolphins released a sizzle reel thanking that you can
Speaker 9: speak with them. They haven't done that in Arizona. They
Speaker 9: haven't said goodbye on social media.
Speaker 1: Doesn't isn't isn't two of the post June first things?
Speaker 1: So then they can spread out the cap over two years. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you might be right. Yeah, I think that's why he's incredible. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a record ninety nine million dead cap over two years.
Speaker 1: And they're like, well man, that's going to absolutely obliterate
Speaker 1: the Dolphins cap the next two years.
Speaker 9: Right, No, no, mixed, like you're sign they want. They're
Speaker 9: loaded with high end talent. They just signed Mike Evans.
Speaker 1: If I said the same thing late this year when
Speaker 1: they were losing everyone to injury, Fred Warner, yeah and Bosa.
Speaker 1: If you look at the Niners roster and now they
Speaker 1: have Mike Evans, if that team stays healthy. They're they're
Speaker 1: maybe the most talented team in football. Told the injury.
Speaker 1: It's injury including Rock Rock missed. What so many games
Speaker 1: that Mac Jones play like seven? Yeah, I think almost half, Yeah,
Speaker 1: something like that.
Speaker 3: I don't like this new happy and nice version of
Speaker 3: the departure. Morn't show you didn't rip Brock pretty when.
Speaker 8: I asked that, Oh well it's his fault.
Speaker 1: Okay, there you go. See you haven't changed. Yeah.
Speaker 8: No, No, that teams loaded, Yes, they are loaded.
Speaker 4: Loaded, San fran Man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Viikes were pretty quiet, man, they're pretty quiet.
Speaker 4: They're waiting on that quiet.
Speaker 9: It's weird because you like look around the league and
Speaker 9: you see some of these teams, like the Packers that
Speaker 9: are losing everybody. Well, that's what happens. You have a
Speaker 9: high end, high priced quarterback. It's also what happened. Do
Speaker 9: you build through the draft because you're gonna get that
Speaker 9: fifty year option. Yeah, and then you're gonna lose everybody,
Speaker 9: tell the contracts everywhere.
Speaker 4: That's just how it happens.
Speaker 9: About the center, I don't know how to pronounce it.
Speaker 9: Jenkin for the pack that was kind.
Speaker 1: Of jaconhimer Schmidt he's.
Speaker 8: Definitely going to be a Viking. Oh yeah, yeah, good.
Speaker 3: Dan Orlovsky says here on the front page of Espen
Speaker 3: that he's ready to declare Kyler Murray the quarterback of
Speaker 3: the Minnesota Viking.
Speaker 8: Well, so I have a question about that for you guys.
Speaker 1: Would you like ask us what?
Speaker 9: Let's ask the new Cory because I think you'd have
Speaker 9: a really good answer.
Speaker 4: He's petting kittens right now.
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Speaker 9: I I have this theory about herpe not theory but relativity. No,
Speaker 9: just in general that I'm ninety percent sure Kyler Murray
Speaker 9: is going to be the quarterback of this team, right.
Speaker 9: And I'm also pretty sure that Kyler Murray is going
Speaker 9: to choose this team because this this team gives him
Speaker 9: the best chance to rebound his career, right, And I
Speaker 9: don't think he's going to go to the Jets.
Speaker 1: Nobody wants to go to that team.
Speaker 9: That team's terrible, and you know, the the options are
Speaker 9: are limited now because a lot of these guys are
Speaker 9: going to have found jobs, are going to find jobs.
Speaker 1: I pray here is.
Speaker 9: Is I think Kyler Murray's coming here knowing he's going
Speaker 9: to be the starter. I agree, and Arizona yesterday missed
Speaker 9: out on Malik Willis, who everybody thought they were going
Speaker 9: to get. I think the Vikings are going to trade
Speaker 9: JJ McCarthy once they acquire this the the job, or
Speaker 9: once they acquire Kyler Murray to be their quarterback. I
Speaker 9: don't think they want both on the team, is what
Speaker 9: I've gathered. So my question is I was going to say,
Speaker 9: where's the question. Would you guys, do you think that's
Speaker 9: the right plan or would you keep both of them?
Speaker 1: Is my question.
Speaker 8: Because my serious sports take answer, I would like it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you sign a quarterback like Kyler Murray, you're
Speaker 1: admitting JJ is not going to work. Correct. So I
Speaker 1: think that's why when the Anthony Richardson idea got floated
Speaker 1: a week or two ago, I was like, I don't
Speaker 1: hate that because I don't think it's going to work.
Speaker 1: But you have two now absolute flyers. You let Richardson
Speaker 1: and JJ battle it out. Let the best man win,
Speaker 1: true training camp competition. Let's see if either one of
Speaker 1: them has something. Because they both have a lot of talent,
Speaker 1: they just might not be able to do it at
Speaker 1: the NFL level. This is different. This is an established guy.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't think he's elite, but he's an
Speaker 1: established quarterback. He knows he's had success, He's had a
Speaker 1: lot of numbers. Maybe you don't think he can win,
Speaker 1: but he's a good quarterback. Not maybe not great, definitely
Speaker 1: not great, but good. I think this is the sign
Speaker 1: that it's over for JJ. So I'm with you. If
Speaker 1: you bring in Kyler Murray, I wouldn't have a problem
Speaker 1: with them trading JJ McCarthy.
Speaker 3: Kyler's twenty seven, right yeah, I think, yeah, twenty six seven.
Speaker 3: That man, that's tough in it because, like, just because
Speaker 3: something's unprecedented doesn't mean it couldn't happen. But I don't
Speaker 3: think I've ever heard of a quarterback being replaced but
Speaker 3: kept on the squad and then ascending to being the
Speaker 3: starter again, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Right? Yeah?
Speaker 9: Because Geno Smith, that name that lets you keep JJ
Speaker 9: McCarthy right, because you can sell to him.
Speaker 1: Listen, he's here for a year. He's here if you know,
Speaker 1: you get hurt or whatever. Same thing if Rogers had
Speaker 1: come correct, But what about it?
Speaker 4: What how many Is it a one year deal that
Speaker 4: you bring Kyler in or are they guy?
Speaker 9: If I think it can only be a one year deal,
Speaker 9: I don't know because of the money held so the
Speaker 9: so to get him for like a million bucks, it's yes,
Speaker 9: which is I think that's what Kerlosky said yesterday.
Speaker 1: It's like one and change to get him. So you're
Speaker 1: you're spending almost nothing to get Kyler Murray here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I like that part, but I hate the
Speaker 3: idea that we're getting another guy for one year.
Speaker 8: But Kyler wouldn't want it to be for one year.
Speaker 1: He he would, you know, theoretically if he has a
Speaker 1: monster year, then he stays here, right then he gets
Speaker 1: paid here to stay here and be the quarterback of
Speaker 1: the future here.
Speaker 9: I think what you have to be able to do
Speaker 9: is that I don't know enough about these contracts. I
Speaker 9: don't even know enough about my own contract, but just
Speaker 9: sign it the Vikings and that's what I get told
Speaker 9: the Vikings in their back pocket. However, this deal works
Speaker 9: with with Kyler. If that's who they end up with,
Speaker 9: they have to be allowed to franchise tag him because
Speaker 9: there are some of the like I think some of
Speaker 9: these deals, these guys don't want to be franchised, So
Speaker 9: if they have a huge year, then they can sign
Speaker 9: these giant.
Speaker 4: Contracts, bigger than a normal year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like A yeah, so I would.
Speaker 9: I don't know, yeah, but I just I think Corey,
Speaker 9: what you said as one hundred percent correc I think
Speaker 9: if the closer we are to this, and the more
Speaker 9: likely this is going to be, I think this and
Speaker 9: a lot of people nationally are saying the same thing.
Speaker 9: This means that you are you are probably moving on
Speaker 9: from JJ McCarthy.
Speaker 1: And that's fine. Again, one of the dumbest things a
Speaker 1: GM can do is not admit their mistakes. Now we
Speaker 1: have a new GM, right, Rob Brazinski. Temporarily, maybe permanently,
Speaker 1: we'll see. But now that Quasy's out, almost always there's
Speaker 1: a cleaning of the house.
Speaker 9: Well, Kyler Murray is a result of that. Well, for sure,
Speaker 9: they took Josh Rosen the one year and then the
Speaker 9: next year they turned around and took Kyler.
Speaker 1: Which is terrific because they knew Josh Rosen was the
Speaker 1: wrong guy and they didn't try to, you know, beat
Speaker 1: us over the head with it for four years in Arizona,
Speaker 1: going like, no, he's going to figure it out. No
Speaker 1: he's not so draft Kyler.
Speaker 3: Murray has happened to that Rosen yet, but you know
Speaker 3: he's still he should be. I can't believe how rude
Speaker 3: you are.
Speaker 1: Why did you ask to play that audio?
Speaker 3: Yes, but I'll tell you this, if you got a
Speaker 3: twenty seven year old coming in and you believe he
Speaker 3: could be the guy, and you can get anything of
Speaker 3: note for JJ McCarthy, we need help at a lot
Speaker 3: of positions. But I don't think you can get anything
Speaker 3: of note for JJ moth.
Speaker 9: I think Arizona might be able to because they need it.
Speaker 9: They need it, they are desperate, and I don't know.
Speaker 9: I don't think even if even if they I think
Speaker 9: they signed Garoppolo yesterday or is it Minshew they signed
Speaker 9: one of those guys Arizona, I think, yeah, just as
Speaker 9: like a stop gap so they have somebody there. But yeah,
Speaker 9: they that would be the team that you could maybe
Speaker 9: turn around.
Speaker 4: You have a hard time calling him Kyler? Could he
Speaker 4: just go with Kyle.
Speaker 1: At sauce? Did you see on Twitter who was the
Speaker 1: It might have been a NFL network guy. Somebody said
Speaker 1: Kyler is going to Minnesota. Daniel. No, it wasn't Kurt Bills.
Speaker 1: I don't think he's on NFL network anymore. No, he
Speaker 1: got fired up. I think.
Speaker 8: So this guy's theory I forget who it was.
Speaker 1: This guy's theory was Kyler, Jordan Addison, Justin Jefferson. And
Speaker 1: now you admit that JJS the wrong guy. So you
Speaker 1: trade JJ, and you trade pick eighteen ver seven, and
Speaker 1: you move up and you try to get your hands
Speaker 1: on Jeremiah Love and say you have Jeremiah Love, Kyler,
Speaker 1: Murray Addison and Jefferson and you have a whole bunch
Speaker 1: of dynamic athletes.
Speaker 8: Now you just have to figure it out.
Speaker 1: The teams at eight and nine probably don't need him anymore.
Speaker 1: Nine doesn't because that's the Chiefs, and that's where Kenneth Walker,
Speaker 1: the third one.
Speaker 8: Who picks a whoever picks eighth I think also such.
Speaker 1: The Saints, that's Travis ATMN right, they don't need him either,
Speaker 1: So who knows how far you'd have to go up.
Speaker 1: But that would be outstanding. That's the fun theory. That's yeah,
Speaker 1: that's video game like stuff. But yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 10: This.
Speaker 9: The Kyler thing is unbelievably interesting because it's there are
Speaker 9: a lot of people have a lot of opinion, a
Speaker 9: lot of people don't want it, a lot of people
Speaker 9: don't think he's any good and it.
Speaker 8: Well we'll see, yeah.
Speaker 1: But to JJ, you know, if the vikings are like
Speaker 1: he just doesn't have it, then you got to move on. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: you got to move on. And I would think if
Speaker 1: i'm JJ McCarthy, I want to move on. If this
Speaker 1: team is like, we don't, we don't think you have it, okay,
Speaker 1: then find another team that thinks I.
Speaker 8: Have it right, even if they're wrong.
Speaker 1: Again that you start over somewhere else and see if
Speaker 1: a different you know, change of scenery help. Sometimes it helps.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it is just a validation that the first team
Speaker 1: was right. But you don't know until you know.
Speaker 9: And if you're Kyler the you could easily say, well,
Speaker 9: you're not going to guarantee me that I'm the starter,
Speaker 9: then I'll just go to New York.
Speaker 8: No, he's he's the starter, right if he comes here
Speaker 8: as the starter.
Speaker 3: You don't believe that any quarterback believes they're going to
Speaker 3: be the starter, because I can't imagine he looks at
Speaker 3: the film and goes, I don't think I can beat
Speaker 3: him out right?
Speaker 1: Do what? And even if the Vikings publicly said we're
Speaker 1: having a you know, an open camp, an open competition
Speaker 1: between Kyler and JJ, I would yes, Koc gives Kyler
Speaker 1: the wink like we both know, I have to say
Speaker 1: that it's an open competition. You're you're going to easily
Speaker 1: win this competition.
Speaker 8: You're the quarterback.
Speaker 4: One time, I should hear the name Kyler when somebody's
Speaker 4: yelling at their preschooler on the playground that he's Kyle.
Speaker 1: Now, but Tyler doesn't turn into Tyle.
Speaker 4: How many Kyler's do you know?
Speaker 1: One? Right? Yeah? One?
Speaker 8: I know what Kylo?
Speaker 1: You do you do? Kyl? I don't know personally a
Speaker 1: fictional character from the Star Wars universe.
Speaker 9: Yeah, there's kind of. I would bet a lot of
Speaker 9: people name their child Kylo after that movie.
Speaker 1: I'm sure, I think former if you want a kid
Speaker 1: that throws temper tantrum'm sure it's the right name.
Speaker 8: Twins shortstop.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what.
Speaker 1: Please let me sen a joke, Kaylin Culpepper.
Speaker 4: Please, can I say my joke?
Speaker 1: Sorry?
Speaker 3: I know you're in the middle of a sentence, but
Speaker 3: can you imagine what it had been like introducing Forrest
Speaker 3: if you had been born a little bit later? Over there,
Speaker 3: I'm Corey Cove, I'm Chris Hockey, and I'm Forrest Lambert.
Speaker 4: I just felt like eating.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like.
Speaker 8: It's a problem, but I like it.
Speaker 1: I mean, you need to eat to survive. Yeah, you do,
Speaker 1: just not.
Speaker 3: Min I'm gonna stop now because I'm being inspired by
Speaker 3: my kind Corey over here.
Speaker 1: That's kind of you, kinder Corey. But why are we
Speaker 1: so hard on Rosen's the man's an icon? Yeah, Sauce
Speaker 1: piles on man. Yeah, you instigate probably.
Speaker 4: Would you please take some inspiration from kinder Corey over there?
Speaker 8: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Rosie.
Speaker 3: You know what, I'm gonna call him Kyler because that's
Speaker 3: his name. Okay, if I keep seeing those memes of
Speaker 3: him at the airport, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: This is the first quarterback.
Speaker 8: If he comes here tomorrow, and it sounds like he's going.
Speaker 1: To, it'll be the first quarterback in Viking's history that
Speaker 1: Chris Towers over Yes, I.
Speaker 4: Bet he's still totally me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what is he five to ten? Yeah? Is he
Speaker 1: the son of a bitch?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What do you think he was five too? Right?
Speaker 4: We see the picture at the airport counter.
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Speaker 1: and they don't want to be a part of it.
Speaker 1: So the NBA is like, please don't do this. We're
Speaker 1: not doing this. The Hawks announced they wanted to pay
Speaker 1: tribute to quote an iconic cultural institution. Yeah, they were
Speaker 1: going to have the club's famous lemon pepper wings there
Speaker 1: and music and exclusive merch and they were even going
Speaker 1: to have a pregame Magic City themed podcast for fans
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Speaker 8: Hawks, right, they are not doing it.
Speaker 4: It's ridiculous in this company, this business has been supporting
Speaker 4: the area for so long. So many women have gone
Speaker 4: to college because of that. The Wings are great. I
Speaker 4: can't believe they weren't serving the breasts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, chicken breast.
Speaker 3: I mean, because we all know the chicken breast sandwich.
Speaker 3: There's delicious at Magic City. At Magic City.
Speaker 1: So the Hawks are not doing this. The Wolves, though, are.
Speaker 1: On March eighteenth, Fred's Ashshak is having a pregame special
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Speaker 4: Man, it's about time.
Speaker 8: It's about time for Fred's Ass Shack.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 8: What's the podcast about?
Speaker 1: About the iconic cultural institution, Yeah, known as Andover's Fred's
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Speaker 8: Yeah, at the same time. That sounds like a perfect
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Speaker 3: I like to go to the Wednesday Night, which is
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Speaker 1: What really matters though, is this.
Speaker 3: I want to throw some love out to rest in peace.
Speaker 3: The lead singer of Boston, Tommy de Carlo, passed away,
Speaker 3: oh yesterday.
Speaker 4: From brain cancer.
Speaker 3: And you guys might remember I threw Bob Hagen, got
Speaker 3: a chance to take the stage with him a few times,
Speaker 3: and just a great dude man only sixty years old,
Speaker 3: just a great guy, and he was so sweet and.
Speaker 4: He'd be allowed me to come on.
Speaker 3: So we were in playing in North Carolina, and he
Speaker 3: brought me on stage. I had four songs with his band,
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Speaker 3: he wasn't played with Boston, he had his own band
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Speaker 1: I don't know the history of Boston at all. Was
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Speaker 3: So Brad Delp was the original original lead singer, okay,
Speaker 3: and he's the guy you know, the voice of But
Speaker 3: Tommy was then the singer of Boston because Bradd had
Speaker 3: died by suicide. And after he passed away and the
Speaker 3: guy going with Boston again, Tommy took over, and damn
Speaker 3: he could sing that song.
Speaker 1: So Brad Brad was with the band when all the hits.
Speaker 4: Yeah here, any song you've ever heard from Boston was bread.
Speaker 1: But then Tommy was the touring lead singer for the
Speaker 1: last what how many.
Speaker 8: Decades, let's see one did he take over that?
Speaker 1: Eighties? Past twenty years, past twenty years? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, but they again, they did nothing for the
Speaker 3: longest time. But anyway, I'm so glad that I got
Speaker 3: to know him. Thank you Bob for introducing me. And
Speaker 3: I know Bob is broken heart at just sixty years old.
Speaker 3: Just hit him in September, and you know, we know
Speaker 3: it was very aggressive his brain cancer obviously, and then
Speaker 3: he passed away yesterday. So sorry about that man, good dude.
Speaker 3: And again his son just a slayer on guitar and
Speaker 3: he played in the band together. To watch those two together,
Speaker 3: it was really something. So the recipees brother, thank you
Speaker 3: for being.
Speaker 4: Kind to me.
Speaker 1: That does really matter, Yeah, it does. What matters less?
Speaker 1: I actually saw side you keep an eye on the NFL, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: remind me who the Steelers signed a running back yesterday,
Speaker 1: the guy that used to play for the Panthers two years,
Speaker 1: twelve and a half million? Almost How was that guy's name? God,
Speaker 1: if I could only remember, maybe you could help me out.
Speaker 1: The Steeler signed somebody yesterday. What was his name on?
Speaker 8: The running back from Carolina? Help me out.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about it. I know you can do that.
Speaker 1: Rico Dottal Dwaddle still can't do it, Dottal No, Yes,
Speaker 1: Rico Dowdell. Rico Dowdle the first day when used to
Speaker 1: call him d Waddle back and I think that was
Speaker 1: and then and then even as of fifteen seconds ago.
Speaker 1: And I'm not gonna lie to him quite there for.
Speaker 4: A moment that I was wondering, is his name Wattle.
Speaker 1: Right? Because there's Jalen Waddle, but this is Rico Dowdell.
Speaker 1: Sauce once called him Rico Dwaddle. Yeah, And that's when
Speaker 1: he was reading his name. I was, yeah, I'm not smart.
Speaker 1: What's the dude's name, Rico Dowdell Daddle, Dowdell. He plays
Speaker 1: for Pittsburgh. Now what's his name though, Rico, that's Waddle.
Speaker 9: Nope, Dowdell, Yew, Rico Dowell.
Speaker 1: Which one do you think it is? I think it's
Speaker 1: the Rico Dowdle. Remember when, remember when you became kind
Speaker 1: Corey except for to me.
Speaker 3: Remember when and somebody asked your dad, like when you
Speaker 3: were in ninth grade, yeah, about you, and he'd say,
Speaker 3: I dubt o' hope, I dad, o'll graduate.
Speaker 1: I haven't see the problem that's going to confuse us.
Speaker 1: Because if somebody said, Jeff, how does your son walk?
Speaker 1: He dwaddles. He dwaddles to and from the lunchline, Dad,
Speaker 1: he'll dwaddle over here.
Speaker 8: Yeah he's tired.
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, are you gonna play offensive line? Yeah? Why
Speaker 1: because you don't run? You daddle?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you dwaddled in your pants again. Damn it, son,
Speaker 4: you're twenty nine.
Speaker 1: Yeah. What really matters though, is this dad will ever
Speaker 1: move al Oh brilliant dwaddle go dwaddle?
Speaker 4: How cool would it be to be this smart? And
Speaker 4: maybe all of us are capable of We probably all are.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Ionis kind of Mau is the chief translator of the
Speaker 3: European Commission, and he speaks twenty one of the twenty
Speaker 3: four official languages, also the only translator trusted with classified
Speaker 3: Chinese documents, which he considers his favorite language. He also
Speaker 3: says it's the most complicated twenty one of the twenty
Speaker 3: four official languages he speaks.
Speaker 1: Again, it's like talk about a profession that fifty years
Speaker 1: ago would have been insanely valuable. Yeah, and now all
Speaker 1: of us have that on our phones. Yeah, well said,
Speaker 1: we all have due Lingo. That's true, right, Like we
Speaker 1: all have all Google Translate. So it's that guy. By
Speaker 1: the way, I didn't know there were quote twenty four
Speaker 1: official langages because obviously there's a bazillion different languages and dialects,
Speaker 1: but twenty four official globally recognized official languages. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: if you can speak twenty one of the twenty four,
Speaker 1: don't you just learn the other three? Yeah? I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm not judging. This guy knows twenty more languages than
Speaker 1: I do, and I barely know this one. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: if you're a but if you're a twenty one, just
Speaker 1: finish it. Get the other three done, you.
Speaker 9: Get to the other side of it. Yeah, don't dwaddle
Speaker 9: right by the way.
Speaker 3: That's that's called the that's called the polyglotism, polyglottism. I
Speaker 3: bet it's two teas polyglottism, being able to speak a
Speaker 3: lot of languages.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right, man. Why did kneeler?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 4: There are some lazy summer.
Speaker 1: Now I want to know which three it is? English?
Speaker 1: What if English is one of them?
Speaker 10: Uh?
Speaker 1: The Vikings are signing cornerback James Pierre from the Pittsburgh Steelers.
Speaker 1: Never heard of him, but frenchman. I guess, we we,
Speaker 1: I guess he's solid. Twenty nine years old, spent all
Speaker 1: six of his NFL seasons with Pittsburgh two years just
Speaker 1: eight point twenty five million, three point seven million guaranteed.
Speaker 1: So a huge splash, Yeah, a huge splash.
Speaker 9: He plays a ton of special teams, Okay, like all
Speaker 9: four phases of special teams. I think I yesterday something
Speaker 9: He's played like over a thousand snaps of special team.
Speaker 9: So yeah, I thought they'd make a larger splash yesterday.
Speaker 9: But there is today, there is tomorrow, and there's still
Speaker 9: a ton of the off season left.
Speaker 1: Yp never heard of him, That's what he's good.
Speaker 3: What really matters, though, is this good old I'm gonna
Speaker 3: call him Ioh because I don't want to say his
Speaker 3: name again.
Speaker 4: He was born in Greek Crete, Greece, not Greek Crete, Greece.
Speaker 3: Inspired by foreign tourists who were visiting Crete, he began
Speaker 3: studying foreign languages at a young age. Of course, Greek
Speaker 3: is his number one language. He started learning English at five.
Speaker 3: Then he moved to Athens with his family. Learned German
Speaker 3: at seven, Italian at ten, Russian at thirteen, Swahili at fourteen,
Speaker 3: Turkish at sixteen. He'd learned fifteen languages by the time
Speaker 3: he was twenty. Then he went to the University of
Speaker 3: Thessalonica learned the rest of them. He actually knows thirty
Speaker 3: two total languages, but he speaks twenty one.
Speaker 4: Of the twenty four officials.
Speaker 1: Wow, do you want to know what they are? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Greek, English, German, Italian, Spanish, French, Finnish, Danish, Russian, Swahili, Hebrew, Arabic, Mandarin,
Speaker 3: and Bengale. That's some of them. That's all them. That's
Speaker 3: partial dish. Why in the hell Wikipedia, let me down?
Speaker 1: I don't know. No kidding again? And what are the
Speaker 1: three he's missing? That's the I'm more curious about that. Yeah, same, Paul.
Speaker 1: Do you think one of them is Canadian? No? Canadian
Speaker 1: is Well, they speak French and it's a lot of kims.
Speaker 8: Look at you, Yeah, look at you, daddy?
Speaker 1: Was you know stuff? Yeah?
Speaker 8: What else matters?
Speaker 1: The Chiefs, as we mentioned, are signing Kenneth Walker the
Speaker 1: third the Super Bowl MVP is going to the Kansas
Speaker 1: City Chiefs three years, forty three point zero five million
Speaker 1: dollars sauce. Yes, forty three point zero five million. Yeah,
Speaker 1: how much money is that? Five five hundred thousand dollars?
Speaker 1: I like when he's confident and wrong, Why am I wrong?
Speaker 1: Forty three point zero five zero five Oh, that's a
Speaker 1: good question.
Speaker 9: Uh, is it fifty thousand?
Speaker 1: Which one is it? It's fifty thousand. I didn't hear
Speaker 1: the zero five.
Speaker 8: It's so hard to be a new me when you're
Speaker 8: still the same year.
Speaker 1: I mean, everybody but or you're nobody but me. You're
Speaker 1: really being an ass to a lot of asses out
Speaker 1: their core.
Speaker 8: Yeah what he said?
Speaker 1: Wow? What that guy said. Want to hear something kind
Speaker 1: of crazy. Here's a stat. You guys like sports stats? Yeah? Man,
Speaker 1: So the Chiefs last year had Isaiah Pachecko and Kareem
Speaker 1: Hunt as their main two running backs. Right, Isaiah Pachecko
Speaker 1: did not have any carries twenty yards or more wow,
Speaker 1: and Kareem Hunt had one. Since coming into the NFL
Speaker 1: in twenty twenty two, Kenneth Walker has thirty four carries
Speaker 1: of twenty or more and that is the fourth most
Speaker 1: in the NFL over that span. So the explosive Chiefs
Speaker 1: offense is not explosive out of the running back position
Speaker 1: at all, which is weird because the Isaiah Pachecko and
Speaker 1: Kareem Hunt have both been really good running backs at
Speaker 1: some point. Right they've Pachecko even not this year, but
Speaker 1: the year before, seems super dynamic. I don't know if
Speaker 1: statistically he was, but when you would watch games, you're like, man,
Speaker 1: that guy kind of runs with some force. He seems edgy.
Speaker 3: I wonder how many guys hunts in history. The MVP
Speaker 3: was traded the next or let go the next year.
Speaker 1: So somebody's good after he won that that's Dak got
Speaker 1: posted on Sports Center because he was a pending free agent.
Speaker 1: And I think it's only a couple where the Super
Speaker 1: Bowl MVP left. It's extremely rare you're at because most
Speaker 1: of the time it's a quarterback. Also true. Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: it's a lot of money. Yeah, it is a lot
Speaker 1: of money for running back. It's twenty five years old.
Speaker 4: Five years old though, man, that's that's young.
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Speaker 4: I just can't believe that you guys don't think I
Speaker 4: and enjoy being invited to a basketballttorney thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm shocked you already have you're already plans.
Speaker 4: Well I do have plans, but the invitation means so much,
Speaker 4: you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fun to say no.
Speaker 4: It's fun to say no.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm learning how.
Speaker 4: To do that.
Speaker 8: Watch try sa. So why don't you invite me to
Speaker 8: do something with you?
Speaker 1: Hey? Anything you on?
Speaker 9: Do you wanna come over and play putt putt?
Speaker 1: Hold on right hand? You have a mini golf course
Speaker 1: at your house? No, I just meant I can set
Speaker 1: one up, though, you can set up a golf course
Speaker 1: at your house. This putting thing that I can do?
Speaker 1: You do that? Yeah, it's just this like thing that
Speaker 1: helps you put.
Speaker 8: So just like one like six foot hole the practice on.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'd like to lay in a six foot deepole?
Speaker 1: Wow, why do you want me dead? I didn't say that.
Speaker 1: He said he wants to see I freaking love mini golf,
Speaker 1: but that sounds like hell so no, thank you, but
Speaker 1: I appreciate the offer.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I do love mini golf.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fun. I follow the this thing called twin
Speaker 1: Tour on Instagram it's just these two kids from Wisconsin
Speaker 1: who are twins that just play mini golf and they
Speaker 1: like edit their golf tournaments, like.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 8: But here's what's weird, you know exactly so.
Speaker 1: There because they were on my algorithm, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: it's you find yourself watching these kids playing and they're
Speaker 1: not kids, they're like in their twenties, but they they
Speaker 1: edit it really well, and they played the same courses.
Speaker 8: A lot, and I'm like, why do I keep care?
Speaker 1: Why do I care who wins this fake tournament? And
Speaker 1: then you know how Instagram will say if anybody that
Speaker 1: you follow also follows random whatevers, Jonathan Grenard also follows them,
Speaker 1: that's funny. It's like me, my nephew, Drew, and Jonathan
Speaker 1: Grenard all follow these two random scannie.
Speaker 8: Twins who mini golf, and I'm like, what are we
Speaker 8: doing with our lives? Yeah, that's funny, though.
Speaker 4: Man, I wonder if I can tell the story on air.
Speaker 1: Sounds like you can go for it.
Speaker 3: I mean, you didn't do anything wrong. In fact, you
Speaker 3: did the exact ups. He did everything right. So I
Speaker 3: had a gentleman tell me at a dinner that when
Speaker 3: he was in college his friend's sister or somebody was
Speaker 3: dating Erasmus James. Remember that name, Yeah, great great player,
Speaker 3: right was Wisconsent kid right, yep? And Rasmus I was
Speaker 3: going back to Madison to hang out for a weekend.
Speaker 3: They were like having Erasmus James day. And the kid says, hey,
Speaker 3: do you want to go to hang out in Wisconsin?
Speaker 3: And and this kid the guy was like, yeah, sure,
Speaker 3: let's let's do it. He goes, well, great, Well, Rastus
Speaker 3: James is going to pick us up on his way
Speaker 3: and take us to Madison with him.
Speaker 4: And guys like are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: And he's like yep, and he's like okay, cool.
Speaker 3: So Rasmus picks him up in his in his big
Speaker 3: old like the original h one like Hummer h one,
Speaker 3: the big one, right, and the and the and the
Speaker 3: you know, the kids stand on the corner and he
Speaker 3: pulls up and the kid gets in and it's just
Speaker 3: him harassments for.
Speaker 4: A minute before he picks up the other guy.
Speaker 3: And he said he got in and Arrasmus said hey,
Speaker 3: And that was the last thing Arrastus said to him,
Speaker 3: that picking him up on the corner and getting him
Speaker 3: to Madison. And he said the whole time.
Speaker 4: I'm writing in the truck, saying he hates me so
Speaker 4: much he's being forced to take me to Madison. How
Speaker 4: am I going to get back home? Because I don't
Speaker 4: want to ride in a quiet truck the entire way
Speaker 4: back home. And he said all he did was ten
Speaker 4: and two and looked straight the entire time and never
Speaker 4: said a word.
Speaker 1: So they get there, that's psychotic.
Speaker 3: They get out of the car and they're going about
Speaker 3: their day and they run into the lady and he's like, man,
Speaker 3: Rasmus hates my guts.
Speaker 4: He didn't say a word to me. She goes, no, no, no.
Speaker 3: He is a very good driver, and he will not
Speaker 3: speak to somebody while he's driving. And he said ten
Speaker 3: to fifteen minutes later, arrests came up to him. Had
Speaker 3: the best night of their lives. They were hanging out.
Speaker 4: He was friends with everybody, but everybody drinks, was friends
Speaker 4: with everybody.
Speaker 1: Everybody loved him.
Speaker 4: He was the guy of the night. But he will
Speaker 4: not talk to you while he's driving, won't even look
Speaker 4: away from the road.
Speaker 1: That's insane.
Speaker 4: Wow, what it's either insane or really cool.
Speaker 1: No, it's insane. Now, this is all.
Speaker 4: Secondhand but the guy who told me he was a
Speaker 4: great storyteller, and I believed.
Speaker 1: Him, like being a lifelong Minnesotan. Right, the awkward silence
Speaker 1: kills me. Yeah, with a stranger, if you're in the
Speaker 1: same room with just one other person, you don't know them,
Speaker 1: You just small talk, right, that's like the elevator mentality.
Speaker 1: You got to ask him about the weather. Oh yeah, here,
Speaker 1: snow's coming next weekend. Right, you got to say something
Speaker 1: after the idea of like a four and a half
Speaker 1: five hour drive not saying a word outsid of hey, yeah,
Speaker 1: and then just raw dogging it for four or five
Speaker 1: hours steering.
Speaker 8: That is that's that is sociopath That's the.
Speaker 4: Greatest prank of all time.
Speaker 9: Though.
Speaker 4: That is like getting in the elevator and then screaming
Speaker 4: as soon as it starts to nowhere.
Speaker 1: What would what would have been even better is if
Speaker 1: the buddy didn't say a Rasmus James is going to
Speaker 1: pick you up, just like a friend of mine's going
Speaker 1: to pick you up. So then if this guy is
Speaker 1: a sports fan, he realizes is that a Rasmus James,
Speaker 1: and then five hours of silence, Rasmus James?
Speaker 8: Should I should I say? That it's that I know
Speaker 8: that it's him.
Speaker 1: He hasn't talked to me.
Speaker 4: Since, not a word, not the radio either, nothing. All right,
Speaker 4: that's that is definition. I's why I think it might
Speaker 4: have been a prank. And if it was a prank,
Speaker 4: then I'm I'm I salute you, Rasmus James.
Speaker 1: If that was a prank, that's driving Joe Peshi out
Speaker 1: to the desert kind of psycho right, like radio, no talking,
Speaker 1: It's like, where are you taking me? Sir? If your
Speaker 1: Uber driver did that, even though even though Uber now
Speaker 1: in the app, they the police will absolutely know who
Speaker 1: picked you up, right, Like, if your Uber driver doesn't
Speaker 1: say a word and doesn't have the radio on, that's
Speaker 1: the worst. I'm giving you one star. Yeah, that's terrifying.
Speaker 1: Say something, no, say hi, shut up? Oh god, you
Speaker 1: guys are weird talking I'm talking to the Uber driver.
Speaker 4: Yeah no, I haven't they have it.
Speaker 1: Then put the radio on.
Speaker 2: Silence, put your AirPods in and then the radio doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, don't have human conversation, human interaction, especially
Speaker 1: in Vegas. Right, how many ask for stories, They'll tell
Speaker 1: you some good stories. How many career NFL sacks did
Speaker 1: Erasmus James have. Yeah, he was a monster in college.
Speaker 1: He didn't play very long. I'll say like six five.
Speaker 9: He played for three seasons of four two thousand and
Speaker 9: five through two thousand and eight.
Speaker 1: Three.
Speaker 9: Yeah, because he played five games in two thousand and
Speaker 9: eight and that was it.
Speaker 8: What a cool name did he?
Speaker 1: What has he entered or something? I don't know. No,
Speaker 1: I just.
Speaker 8: I don't think he was that good he was in college.
Speaker 8: He just was not.
Speaker 1: He was very good in college. One of the all
Speaker 1: time class. Have a driver though, Erasmus, Yeah, rassmus, haven't
Speaker 1: heard one since No the four or sinse isn't my turn? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Probably.
Speaker 1: Vikings punter Ryan Wright is signing a four year, fourteen
Speaker 1: million dollar deal with New Orleans. We mentioned this earlier
Speaker 1: that he went to Tulane, but he grew up in California.
Speaker 1: But he wants to go back closer to where he
Speaker 1: played college ball. I guess good times in Louisiana. It's
Speaker 1: a lot of money. So undrafted in twenty twenty two,
Speaker 1: four seasons with the Vikings. So a lot of people
Speaker 1: on Twitter had this point, and I don't think it's
Speaker 1: a bad one. Not only is he a solid punter.
Speaker 1: He's Will Rekerd's holder, so that shouldn't be under estimated
Speaker 1: that there's value there to have one of the best
Speaker 1: kickers in the NFL having consistency. I agree, thanks time
Speaker 1: with the old battery. Isn't depaula oar to Paul? Isn't
Speaker 1: he a free agent? Yeah? I think so. We gotta
Speaker 1: lock that dude up as well. I'm pretty sure he is.
Speaker 1: Somebody looked that up. I think DePaul is a free agent.
Speaker 1: Let's lock up de Paul huh. And let's get to
Speaker 1: Riker to a new holder.
Speaker 9: What if Andrew Depaula that was like the first or
Speaker 9: second tweet Adam Schefter had that he was signed immediately
Speaker 9: right when the free agency frenzy started. That would have
Speaker 9: been great because he's great.
Speaker 1: He is great. What really matters, though, is this, Okay.
Speaker 4: I've never heard of this before?
Speaker 2: Is this?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 3: I don't think I should do that one either.
Speaker 4: All right, I'm gonna have you ever heard of a
Speaker 4: headspin hole?
Speaker 1: What? No? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I mean neither? Do you guys remember breakdancing?
Speaker 1: Not me personally, but yes, I understand the concept.
Speaker 4: Sad parachute pints, and you know it.
Speaker 1: I just would walk around with a piece of cardboard
Speaker 1: in a boom box and see what happens.
Speaker 3: It was a common scalp injury and breakdancers caused by
Speaker 3: years of performing headspins. The repeated friction caused a cone
Speaker 3: shaped breakdance bulge to form.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, my friend Beldar had that brilliant headspin hole.
Speaker 8: That sounds painful, it looks terrible.
Speaker 1: It's one of the better nine inch nail songs as well,
Speaker 1: head spin the whole. Now that's irony if you're break
Speaker 1: dancing in nine inch nails and you don't know you're
Speaker 1: getting headspin hole.
Speaker 8: Spanish Nails kicks ass.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're great ass and that's one of those bands.
Speaker 1: I also never saw live that. If I ever saw them,
Speaker 1: I would just want them to play the hits. But
Speaker 1: if I could say, like, if you could guarantee me
Speaker 1: they're going to play their.
Speaker 8: Greatest hits, yeah, I'm going I'm in.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Weren't they just here like last year at the at
Speaker 1: Grand Casino. Probably, But again I don't want them to
Speaker 1: play deep cuts. I want the hits I'm seeing nine
Speaker 1: inch Nails. I want March of the Pigs, I want Closer. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you want all of them.
Speaker 4: I want to blank you like an animal.
Speaker 8: Yeah, hurt, Yeah, hurt for sure.
Speaker 2: Well this is what they played, Hold on, that's not us.
Speaker 2: Why isn't that There we go? August seventeen twenty five. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they started on the B stage, played right where it belongs.
Speaker 2: Know that one one Ruiner.
Speaker 1: No, I don't know that. I barely know where There
Speaker 1: we go, Peggy, I keep going, Yeah, Wish Wish is
Speaker 1: a banger. Oh my gosh, March of the Pigs. You
Speaker 1: know wish?
Speaker 8: If you heard it, by the way, you definitely would
Speaker 8: have know.
Speaker 1: That song that's on kicks ass is one of their best.
Speaker 2: That one cor Reptile the Lovers, copy of a no
Speaker 2: Gave Up Vessel, no closer, Yes with boys noise.
Speaker 1: You're gonna a band? Or is that just the sound
Speaker 1: effects they added?
Speaker 2: Here as Alive as you need me to be, came
Speaker 2: back haunted. And then finally last few songs here mister
Speaker 2: self destruct no less than the Perfect Drug?
Speaker 1: Is that a I don't know that one?
Speaker 2: Hey, David Bowie cover the song I'm Afraid of Americans?
Speaker 2: And then last three here, Wow, that's surprising. The hand
Speaker 2: that feeds yeah head like a whole home run and
Speaker 2: they closed out with hurt. Yeah, you should start with her.
Speaker 4: Don't tell them what to do.
Speaker 1: Starting to show with her is pretty depressing.
Speaker 2: Oh that's a mid like that's the end of a
Speaker 2: B stage like maybe acoustic type thing. You know whatever.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna tell the nine inch nails guys what
Speaker 2: to do.
Speaker 4: About three and a half hour hours into my trip
Speaker 4: to Madison, I start playing that off my eye.
Speaker 1: Correct Erasmus James picks you up in Saint Louis Park, right,
Speaker 1: and just start heading east and you you pass So Claire,
Speaker 1: which is like an hour and a half from Saint
Speaker 1: Louis Park, And it's been an hour and a half
Speaker 1: of ab salute And now how about just top of
Speaker 1: your lungs, you just go, how about a couple of tunes?
Speaker 1: You got any nice nails? And there? And then you go,
Speaker 1: how about we open with hurt? Yeah? Can you turn
Speaker 1: it up?
Speaker 4: Jeff bakst.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's when you ask erasmus, if the car needs
Speaker 1: gas and you get out of the gas that you
Speaker 1: just make a run for it. And I don't mean
Speaker 1: for like the border, I mean literally you just run
Speaker 1: for oncoming draffic. Just take me to my future.
Speaker 3: The most about that was the whole way there, you're thinking,
Speaker 3: how am I going to get home? Because I am
Speaker 3: not riding back with Erasmus? How am I getting back home?
Speaker 1: But if he takes the drive so seriously, you have
Speaker 1: the party of your life, the night of your life.
Speaker 1: He had a silent ride back, then, I'm guessing a
Speaker 1: good point. That's just that's even worse because now you're like,
Speaker 1: you know, we're friends now right. I party with you
Speaker 1: all night. We just had a great time. But he's
Speaker 1: tending to no music, No nine New Snails playlist, and
Speaker 1: he doesn't say a word to you all the way back.
Speaker 1: That's that's just awful.
Speaker 4: Here, Bard, well stop and done that. I struck out
Speaker 4: last night.
Speaker 9: Well go to that one strip club you guys had
Speaker 9: to stop at.
Speaker 1: If Erasmus James doesn't like distractions, I don't think Chris
Speaker 1: Hockey's jack in the back is going to be what
Speaker 1: he asks for it.
Speaker 9: Well, you don't want to talk, We're gonna play a
Speaker 9: game of chicken here, Yeah, yeah, yeah, what are you
Speaker 9: naming your penis sizes?
Speaker 1: Marnie? Welcome to the Power two Morning Show. Seems like
Speaker 1: a great time to roll in here. Yeah, it really is, Marty.
Speaker 1: You listen to the radio. You're not a psycho, right,
Speaker 1: You don't drive somewhere absolutely in silence. That's insane, absolutely
Speaker 1: so crazy.
Speaker 8: People do the news.
Speaker 1: I'm somewhere between that and scrolling YouTube videos every stop.
Speaker 1: Let right, gotta do it. Chris does it on the
Speaker 1: way back from what was that Fargo? The news is next,
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