Speaker 1: Hey, it's good and not to point any fingers, but
Speaker 1: Mac didn't give you a news dump earlier in the week.
Speaker 1: So here's some mixed nuts. Mac. I know we often
Speaker 1: talk about how I have no real skills, okay, and
Speaker 1: if I were to be fired from my job where
Speaker 1: I have a very specific skill, I have nothing to
Speaker 1: offer any other company business labor. But I think I
Speaker 1: might have found my calling if and when I am
Speaker 1: released from the radio business.
Speaker 2: Okay, what might that be?
Speaker 1: A seasonal lifeguard job?
Speaker 2: Now? Considering in the state in which we live, Massachusetts, Yeah,
Speaker 2: you could work that for maybe three months. Maybe would
Speaker 2: you then plan on moving to other places where you
Speaker 2: could work seasonally as a lifeguard?
Speaker 1: Now, I've just taken to make.
Speaker 2: It a year's worth of money in three months.
Speaker 1: Well, I see and hear all the time. They make
Speaker 1: like twenty five bucks an hour. That's not bad.
Speaker 2: And you get a sweet outfit, usually a whistle. You
Speaker 2: get a whistle.
Speaker 1: Maybe I might bring my own, if I'm being honest,
Speaker 1: they might bring my own whistle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would want to share a whistle. Agreed there, Agreed.
Speaker 1: I did look through some of the requirements that I
Speaker 1: would need. Number One, you got to be sixteen years old,
Speaker 1: so I'm still like three four years off that.
Speaker 2: All right, Yeah, you need.
Speaker 1: To be able to continuously swim for three hundred yards.
Speaker 1: I can do that. Yeah, it's three football fields. You
Speaker 1: need to be able to dive down into about seven
Speaker 1: to ten feet of water and retrieve a ten pound brick.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, ten pounds is nothing. Sure, you go
Speaker 1: in the water lift anything.
Speaker 2: Especially if like it's at the bottom. You can just
Speaker 2: push off the bottom and shoot back up.
Speaker 1: So I need to get like my CPR and all
Speaker 1: that stuff and work with the DCR to get this done.
Speaker 1: But I think i'd I can do this. Now.
Speaker 2: Would you prefer to be a lifeguard at a pool
Speaker 2: or like an open body of water?
Speaker 1: I'd prefer pool, but open body of water is also
Speaker 1: something that I'd be into.
Speaker 2: Pool would be a lot easier because you could see
Speaker 2: the potential victim. You know, there's no murky water.
Speaker 1: Two questions Number one, where so if I became a lifeguard,
Speaker 1: where would I move on the hierarchy of saving lives?
Speaker 1: Would I be above you?
Speaker 2: I don't think you'd be above me. I have the
Speaker 2: CPI certification. I am sixteen years old. Shit, and I'm
Speaker 2: pretty sure I could do all those swimming things. Get
Speaker 2: a little peak behind the curtain here. Back in summer
Speaker 2: camp days, let's say ninety nine, two thousand, thousand and one,
Speaker 2: I was in the group called the Flying Fish at
Speaker 2: the YMCA Camp Cabot and Wallfam the highest swimming group
Speaker 2: there were there.
Speaker 1: Did you guys get ice cream?
Speaker 2: We didn't get ice cream, We just got the tread water.
Speaker 2: I forget what the test was. You had to tread
Speaker 2: water for like five minutes. There was a couple other things.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't look at. You wouldn't You wouldn't guess it
Speaker 2: by my body shape. But I am quite the swimmer.
Speaker 2: It's quite to swim.
Speaker 1: You look like you float, but I'm quite buoyant. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know me good.
Speaker 2: I'm I'm baseline good at a lot of things. I
Speaker 2: don't know if I'm great at anything, but I'm basically
Speaker 2: good at a lot of things, and swimming is one
Speaker 2: of them.
Speaker 1: I'm seeing right here that I only have to tread
Speaker 1: water only using my legs for two minutes. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I can do that.
Speaker 2: The hardest part so for me personally, I have trouble
Speaker 2: opening my eyes underwater. I think it's very weird. I
Speaker 2: can do it briefly. That's the hardest part for me.
Speaker 2: Slap a pair of dogs on me. I'm also, you say,
Speaker 2: doing it briefly.
Speaker 1: I feel like once I'm able to open my eyes underwater,
Speaker 1: then I'm gold.
Speaker 2: Oh you acclimate.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I'm not able to do it right away. Sure,
Speaker 1: Which does get into maybe why I wouldn't get hired
Speaker 1: is I need to like wade myself into the water.
Speaker 2: Like I'm gonna save you. But give me two minutes
Speaker 2: to get.
Speaker 1: Give me three to four minutes. I can't jump in,
Speaker 1: but I can dip my legs in for a little while.
Speaker 1: Then I can go waste then up body. Then I
Speaker 1: need a little more time to get my head in there.
Speaker 1: But then once I'm in, I'm okay.
Speaker 2: There's nothing worse than when you're in the ocean or
Speaker 2: getting into a body of water that's a little colder
Speaker 2: than you wanted it to be. You get up to
Speaker 2: just below the tip of your cock and you're like,
Speaker 2: all right, here we go cox in and then you're good.
Speaker 2: Wants to coxin? For me, that's pretty much at my waist.
Speaker 2: For you, that's at your knee.
Speaker 1: All right, So keep an eye on for lifeguard. Go
Speaker 1: and if you're drowning, give me a little bit of time. Well, Mac,
Speaker 1: I was sitting there mine my own bees wax, and
Speaker 1: I got a message from a listener, okay, telling me
Speaker 1: that the company Titan has made another themed casket. Oh
Speaker 1: not only one four because you can choose which Ninja
Speaker 1: Turtle themed casket you want to be buried in.
Speaker 2: Wow, all right, so not to get morbid here. I
Speaker 2: don't think you can pick the Raphael one, right.
Speaker 1: I would like people to know that I was cool
Speaker 1: but crude.
Speaker 2: I want my services when I pass on to wherever
Speaker 2: I may go or may not go, to be as
Speaker 2: inexpensive as possible. Bury me in a bag, I don't care.
Speaker 1: So I did look it up. Titan sold their Supreme caskets.
Speaker 1: They're Supreme themed caskets. Yeah, instantly when they put those out.
Speaker 1: These ones have not been posted yet for what I
Speaker 1: have seen, but they're gonna run four thousand dollars and
Speaker 1: that kind of seems like a pretty good deal.
Speaker 2: That's a great deal.
Speaker 1: I was thinking of starting my own casket line. But
Speaker 1: get this theme? You ready for this? What's this bed?
Speaker 2: Like? Permanent bed?
Speaker 1: No? Like if you're older and you're like, I need
Speaker 1: a new bed, but I also think I'm gonna die soon.
Speaker 1: You buy the bed, okay, and then when you perish,
Speaker 1: they they just close it and that's it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what if you die? All right, I'll start a
Speaker 2: competing one called bathtub.
Speaker 1: You go into someone's house in all of their furniture's
Speaker 1: casket the just in case they might die on the couch.
Speaker 2: You never know when you're gonna need to fold up
Speaker 2: some furniture.
Speaker 1: Good and you're like, oh, well, they did it on
Speaker 1: the Monsters, they did it on the Adams Family, because
Speaker 1: you know those are macabre. Yeah, this is real life
Speaker 1: and you don't want to waste money on a bed
Speaker 1: and a casket.
Speaker 2: No, No, I think we're onto something here. This is
Speaker 2: million dollar idea.
Speaker 1: But would they be able to fit my California King
Speaker 1: casket in the ground?
Speaker 2: I mean, what's the shark tank pitch? Have you ever
Speaker 2: died in a bed?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: But if you do, it folds over a kelsone style.
Speaker 1: Look, roughly fifty percent of the world dies in bed
Speaker 1: every year. We're cutting out the middleman and Panada right there, Panini.
Speaker 2: And then you get into a calzone. Stromboli.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's what we should do. George Foreman's
Speaker 1: style cast kids.
Speaker 2: And it's on a lean. So when you die, all
Speaker 2: the juices naturally leak out.
Speaker 1: We're helping the fucking morticians. Those are the people that
Speaker 1: drain all the juices out of here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's what they call.
Speaker 1: Not to talk about x Men ninety seven, but that
Speaker 1: line from Apocalypse to Xavier, Oh Jesus Man not show
Speaker 1: so good. I told you last year. I'm like, hey,
Speaker 1: forty hot dogs and there's no coming down from this.
Speaker 1: I'm on the right side of his eye.
Speaker 2: I said, this is building to something even better.
Speaker 1: No, you said, I don't know about that.
Speaker 2: You couldn't even contain yourself mid impression.
Speaker 1: Do you have nothing else to say?
Speaker 2: Trump Card?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Mac, what is the note that I have here
Speaker 1: for your sack?
Speaker 2: You wrote the Hall Hall of Fame?
Speaker 1: So what do you think I mean by that?
Speaker 2: Cool halls like hallways?
Speaker 1: You're almost there, okay, Mac, we are going to create
Speaker 1: the Hall Hall of Fame. I'm going to list off
Speaker 1: famous halls. Tell me if they belong in the Hall
Speaker 1: Hall of Fame. Okay, top of the head, who would
Speaker 1: you put in there?
Speaker 2: First, I don't are you talking about halls, like a
Speaker 2: venue like where you would go watch someone do something?
Speaker 1: First on the board.
Speaker 2: Daryl Hall like as of Hall and Oates. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 2: Hall of Hall of Oats gets in.
Speaker 1: I might not put Daryl Hall in there, but I
Speaker 1: would put the band Hall and Oates in there.
Speaker 2: I think by proxy Hall gets in.
Speaker 1: Now I go one or the other Hall gets in
Speaker 1: the hall, tamar On Hall. Who's that talk show host?
Speaker 2: I don't know who that is?
Speaker 1: Regina Hall, Regina Halls in first ballot, right, Regina Halls,
Speaker 1: Arsenio Hall, Arsenio Halls in? Bug Hall?
Speaker 2: Who's Bug Hall?
Speaker 1: He played Alfalfa in the nineties Little Rascals.
Speaker 2: Oh, the nineties one out? He's what?
Speaker 1: That's my favorite Alfalfa? That's a lie. You know who
Speaker 1: I like in that movie? Spanky, Yes, Spanky's great. Who
Speaker 1: else is in that those in the Little Rascals? I
Speaker 1: know Buckwheat?
Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 1: I know Whoopy Goldberg?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 1: Delilah's Love Delilah's the love Interest. I've seen that movie
Speaker 1: so many times. I don't know who any of the
Speaker 1: Little Rascals are. Could you imagine growing up and what
Speaker 1: you have on television is the fucking Little Rascals.
Speaker 2: If that dog's name was Hall, it'd be in.
Speaker 1: That dog's name is I want to say Bullseye, but
Speaker 1: that's wrong spot. I was a spud. D Dre Hall.
Speaker 2: Who's Deirdre Hall.
Speaker 1: She played mar Lena on Days of Our Lives Out.
Speaker 1: I might have her as my maybe, okay, maybe you
Speaker 1: get some votes on the ballot. She's not going to
Speaker 1: get in, but people.
Speaker 2: Are gonna don't know what she looks like, so I
Speaker 2: can't put her in.
Speaker 1: Bill Hall.
Speaker 2: Bill Hall was an exciting ballplayer for about two and
Speaker 2: a half seasons. He can yeam a baseball when he
Speaker 2: connected to it. He also adm missed a baseball often.
Speaker 2: If you were talking who might be on my MVPO
Speaker 2: four h five team, Bill Hall would be on it.
Speaker 2: But he's not in the hall. Carnegie Hall seems like
Speaker 2: it's a fitting entry into the hall Hall of.
Speaker 1: Fame, the Westminster Hall.
Speaker 2: This sounds British show. I'm gonna put it.
Speaker 1: In deck the Halls.
Speaker 2: I don't love that song.
Speaker 1: I'm saying out what about hall e Jolly Christmas? That song?
Speaker 2: I like where your head's at getting creative there? I
Speaker 2: like that better than deck the Halls, but it's still
Speaker 2: not in.
Speaker 1: But if we're doing Hall e Jolly Christmas, do we
Speaker 1: now need to include people with the first or last
Speaker 1: name Holly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, so out it's a can of worms.
Speaker 1: Okay, So you don't want the can of worms like
Speaker 1: you don't want Hugh Heffner ex girlfriends.
Speaker 2: No, and I would argue she was the main one
Speaker 2: of the most popular, worst of the three.
Speaker 1: You don't want Michael Hawley.
Speaker 2: No, Michael Hally's out.
Speaker 1: Michael Hally's not in the Hall Hall of Fame.
Speaker 2: No, he's not.
Speaker 1: You're gonna get some letters. You're gonna get some letters.
Speaker 2: Me and Jaron Duran are getting letters. Halloween, So now
Speaker 2: we can add stuff on though, Yeah, fucking Halloween's in.
Speaker 1: And if that so, if we're doing that like holidays, No,
Speaker 1: that's a O. That's a no because of the Cannabi worlds.
Speaker 1: That's a no.
Speaker 2: It's a no because it's an oh.
Speaker 1: You can spell it anyway you want, you could.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't be correct.
Speaker 1: Would you put any of the professional Hall of Fames
Speaker 1: in there?
Speaker 2: Let's see, I would say the Baseball Hall of Fame
Speaker 2: does the worst job the Basketball Hall of Fame does
Speaker 2: the best job because it has the broadest parameters, like
Speaker 2: if it counts all basketball. So it's hard to argue
Speaker 2: when they put someone in hockey.
Speaker 1: I don't know enough about he is weird.
Speaker 2: I don't know enough about.
Speaker 1: There's a rule where it's four men, two women, and
Speaker 1: then two contributors every year, and it's specific to that.
Speaker 2: So football does something like that too, and that's why
Speaker 2: football stinks. So so the only Hall of Fame that's
Speaker 2: getting into the Hall Hall of Fame is the basketball Hall.
Speaker 1: Like you wouldn't put the toy Hall of Fame, like
Speaker 1: rocket NFL fame does it.
Speaker 2: You know, the NFL might do it worse than baseball.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you're only putting the baseball Hall of Fame. No,
Speaker 1: I'm just the Basketball Hall of Fame. Okay. So our
Speaker 1: hall Hall of Fame, you have either Daryl Hall or
Speaker 1: Hall of Oats or both. Sure you have put Regina
Speaker 1: Hall in there, Arsenio Hall. You gave votes to Bill Hall,
Speaker 1: but he's not in the halliway.
Speaker 2: My game is Blouse's Blouse's That's not what I was
Speaker 2: looking for.
Speaker 1: Carnegie Hall in no to Westminster.
Speaker 2: No, I said yes, because it sounds British.
Speaker 1: Okay, no to deck but yes, but also no to
Speaker 1: hally Jolly because of the can of worms. Yes to Halloween.
Speaker 1: So is that for the holiday or for the movie?
Speaker 1: You just said, I'm gonna say the Holiday, the movie
Speaker 1: and Halloween Town.
Speaker 2: I'll take that.
Speaker 1: So we're going big Hall.
Speaker 2: No, we're just recognizing how great Halloween.
Speaker 1: This is only the first year of the Hall Hall
Speaker 1: of Fame, and next year you're gonna have to have
Speaker 1: more people in there.
Speaker 2: We got Halloween two, we got Halloween three, we got
Speaker 2: Halloween Town two, Halloween Town.
Speaker 1: I fear that next year bug Hall will get in.
Speaker 2: No, bug Halls never get it in.
Speaker 1: Bug Hall is the Craig Bgio of this vote right now,
Speaker 1: No to Holidays and then yes to the Basketball Hall
Speaker 1: of Fame. Yeah, all right, that's our Hall Hall.
Speaker 2: It's it's a relatively small class, like six or seven things.
Speaker 1: Oh you know who I forgot to put on here,
Speaker 1: Dante Hall.
Speaker 2: Oh, Dante Hall was great.
Speaker 1: I might put Dante Hall in.
Speaker 2: That doesn't make the Football Hall of Fame makes the
Speaker 2: Hall Hall of Fame.
Speaker 1: He's in the Hall Hall of Fame.
Speaker 2: Human joystick.
Speaker 1: So guys comment down below. Who's in your Hall Hall
Speaker 1: of Fame? Would you include Holiday? Would you include Holly.
Speaker 2: Mac?
Speaker 1: I stumbled upon this on the Old X. This is
Speaker 1: from Obsession star Indie Navarat. She was asked for a
Speaker 1: list of hear me out so they hear me out of, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: sex them.
Speaker 2: Someone you would do, but someone's gonna hear you. You
Speaker 2: gotta explain yourself or like.
Speaker 1: You see them and you're like, let me explain to
Speaker 1: you why they're pretty attractive?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 1: Her number one is Optimist Prime.
Speaker 2: Totally get it the voice.
Speaker 1: What she has said in the past that she was
Speaker 1: obsessed with Optimist Prime through her teenage years.
Speaker 2: Goo. And as we keep going on with these these
Speaker 2: next two her three hear me outs, there's literally nothing
Speaker 2: better on planet Earth for nerdy, dorky men like you
Speaker 2: and I to have a hot female get into nerdy
Speaker 2: and dorky stuff, and I'll tell you what. Indy Navarate
Speaker 2: is shooting up so many people's lists.
Speaker 1: She builds her own computers.
Speaker 2: She loves Linux operating system.
Speaker 1: Her second one was Shrek. He's super tall and protective.
Speaker 2: I'd like to see where the cutoff is for super tall.
Speaker 2: Maybe she'd be interested in an Ogre like myself.
Speaker 1: And then finally, this is the best one. Mufassa. Mufasa
Speaker 1: was powerful, big voice. I think she's a voice thing,
Speaker 1: a powerful.
Speaker 2: Like facey voices who are protective. All three of them
Speaker 2: have it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna ask you top of your head, hear me out, Mac,
Speaker 1: what do you think? And she actually she brings up
Speaker 1: two that I'm gonna throw at you right now, Ogre Fiona, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Thick, thicker than a bowl oatmeal.
Speaker 1: Sure, all right, hear me out, Fiona. And then this
Speaker 1: one for both of us because she's got them eyes. Nala.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's not it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: I don't think you can explain Nala.
Speaker 1: No, no one needs an explanation for Nala in the
Speaker 1: Lion King, the way that when Simba pins her down
Speaker 1: and she looks up, what in the world is happening.
Speaker 2: If you don't understand First of all, anyone listening to
Speaker 2: this podcast is gonna understand that. Yeah, if I have
Speaker 2: that conversation with someone and they don't hear me out
Speaker 2: and they don't get it, you're not my.
Speaker 1: Friend or even like you don't need me to explain. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like you you get it right, You've seen the Lion King, right.
Speaker 1: I don't think we can count a Jessica Rabbit. It's
Speaker 1: obvious cartoon April O'Neil too obvious. It would have to
Speaker 1: be some kind of like an an obvious Lola Bunny.
Speaker 1: People are really into Judy Hobbs.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: I think as a society we have an issue.
Speaker 2: By the way, I think the issue now that we're
Speaker 2: stumbling upon it is all of the male artists are
Speaker 2: drawing the female characters extremely sexually.
Speaker 1: I think the issue we have is that, like she
Speaker 1: has this small list and she's kind of explaining herself
Speaker 1: for guys. As soon as you say a character, I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I get, oh, yeah, there's no explanation to any of it.
Speaker 1: All that one foot rabbit that's also a cop I
Speaker 1: get it. Is that what we're getting into is it's.
Speaker 2: Just technology is simply too good to not be.
Speaker 1: Mac. I think we have a appall a g after
Speaker 1: our award winning Hall Hall of Fame. A couple names
Speaker 1: that were left off. One that I threw at you
Speaker 1: on the end of the week. I was like, hey,
Speaker 1: we forgot Taylor Hall. You immediately said doesn't deserve to
Speaker 1: be in there. That's fine. But a mention would have
Speaker 1: been nice. Sure, once again, these are halls to get
Speaker 1: into the Hall.
Speaker 2: Of Fame, Halls to get into the Hall, Hall of Fame, the.
Speaker 1: Hall Hall Hall Hall of Fame, the Hall Hall, Hallmark.
Speaker 1: Apology to Hallmark Hallmarks should be in the Hall of Fame.
Speaker 1: You know what, we didn't think it through.
Speaker 2: Cool. Let me let me be the first to apologize to.
Speaker 1: All the apologize alcoholics, alcoholics, uh, chocoholics, hallics in general,
Speaker 1: all hollics should have gotten in to the Hall Hall
Speaker 1: of Fame, or you could have went through and like
Speaker 1: weed it out.
Speaker 2: No, no, I'm saying fans of the Hall Hall of
Speaker 2: Fame are alcoholics.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, that's what I'm calling them. And thought about
Speaker 1: this since last Thursday when we were.
Speaker 2: Forgot about this an hour ago and I saw your opener.
Speaker 1: So you would like to apologize.
Speaker 2: I'd like to apologize to the alcoholics.
Speaker 1: And then one that was pointed out to us on
Speaker 1: social media and should have been a first ballot. He'll
Speaker 1: be top of the board next year when we do
Speaker 1: our Hall Hall of Fame. Second class second class Scott
Speaker 1: Hall Razor Ramone.
Speaker 2: Razor Ramone should have been on the opening ballot. That's
Speaker 2: an oversight in our pot.
Speaker 1: Scott Hall Hallmark. Those are two that are going to
Speaker 1: be in on the second, so you can start getting
Speaker 1: your you can start planning your trip now for year
Speaker 1: two of the Hall Hall of Fame