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Speaker 6: It is the sixth day of April twenty twenty six.
Speaker 6: Holy moly, it's already April. Good morning, everybody. My name
Speaker 6: is Chris Hockey, and welcome to the parture of Morning show.
Speaker 6: A day today filled with Mike Mussman, Ben Lever in
Speaker 6: a cast of thousands plenty to get to. So let's
Speaker 6: get her started. Here's some comedy from Jerry Seinfeld. You
Speaker 6: ever heard of him, young comedian. It's a Monday morning.
Speaker 6: Come on in. I am glad you are here.
Speaker 7: Avoidance is the male domestic instink. Golf, the ultimate avoidance activity,
Speaker 7: A game so nonsensically difficult, so pointless, so irrational, so
Speaker 7: time consuming. The word golf could only possibly stand for
Speaker 7: get out, leave family.
Speaker 3: And I have a lot of friends that play.
Speaker 1: They love it.
Speaker 7: Oh, they love it, Jerry, you would love it.
Speaker 1: It's a very challenging game. Yes, I am sure that
Speaker 1: it is.
Speaker 7: It's also challenging trying to throw a tic tac one
Speaker 7: hundred yards into a shoe box. In the fantasy mind
Speaker 7: of the golfing father, when he comes home, the family
Speaker 7: will come running out to hear the exciting stories of
Speaker 7: his golfing adventures.
Speaker 1: In reality, no one is.
Speaker 7: Even aware that he has left or returned.
Speaker 4: From eight and a half.
Speaker 7: Hours of idiotic hacking through sand and weeds while driving
Speaker 7: drunk in the clown car through a fake.
Speaker 3: Parks wee.
Speaker 8: Feet us on your side.
Speaker 4: You hear the distance unders.
Speaker 8: This land in you stray.
Speaker 1: This is helping for the power.
Speaker 2: Till morning, Joe, Monday, April sixth of twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2: I'm Corey Ko. That's Chris Hockey. There is Sauce Hi. Hi,
Speaker 2: good morning, Hi, Hi?
Speaker 4: How are you?
Speaker 1: Corlas?
Speaker 4: Good you? I'm great man, real good hogs Daddy cost.
Speaker 6: I'm so good. Don't forget about Nick.
Speaker 2: Oh, Nicholas is back there. I knew Zach was not,
Speaker 2: but I couldn't see if anybody was back there. But
Speaker 2: Nicholas is back there.
Speaker 6: Hi, Nick, I don't know if you know how to
Speaker 6: turn your mic on or not, or you care to
Speaker 6: morning guys.
Speaker 2: How about when's Zach back? How many more days is
Speaker 2: he in Vegas? I think he's back Wednesday?
Speaker 4: Lucky son of a bitch.
Speaker 2: How about that dude hitting William Sawalich at fifty to one?
Speaker 1: I know?
Speaker 6: How about that?
Speaker 4: About what did he win? Hawk? What race?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: He won.
Speaker 6: I believes the rock I believe they were rocking him.
Speaker 6: I can't remember.
Speaker 4: So how do you explain this league? Again? Is this?
Speaker 4: Is this like triple that's.
Speaker 6: College football to the to the NFL this would be
Speaker 6: the Saints to the Twins.
Speaker 2: So the top league that's not the full blown NASCAR
Speaker 2: league where.
Speaker 6: I'm sorry, Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's exactly right.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: So it's a big, big thing.
Speaker 4: Man. So he wins money? Does he not?
Speaker 1: Oh? Hell yeah?
Speaker 4: Any idea what Sawatach brings in for a win like that?
Speaker 6: Eighty four million dollars?
Speaker 4: Yeah? How we should have been closer friends with him?
Speaker 6: Pretty impressive In other words, No, I don't know, but.
Speaker 4: I wonder how that works.
Speaker 6: It good for him? Man, Yeah, this is a it's
Speaker 6: a very big deal. I mean this this every person
Speaker 6: out there who gets into racing the way mister Sowalich
Speaker 6: did you You you're going to look at his case
Speaker 6: and say is he a good driver? Or does his
Speaker 6: daddy have money? And I know that that's something every
Speaker 6: driver like Swatich just had to overcome. And this win
Speaker 6: this weekend overcomes that. Yeah, that's the bottom line.
Speaker 4: Seems like a really good kid man.
Speaker 2: He was well spoken, he was really super polite, very nice,
Speaker 2: super personable.
Speaker 4: What a good dude.
Speaker 6: So and an interesting I mean nineteen years old from
Speaker 6: Eden Prairie, a kid who had no as far as
Speaker 6: I can remember him saying there in the interview, it
Speaker 6: wasn't like he grew up in a racing family. He
Speaker 6: just found a love for racing and a true talent
Speaker 6: for it. Bam, at nineteen years old, he wins at
Speaker 6: the Rock and it's a pretty damn big deal.
Speaker 2: And this accelerates his path or no, no pun intended.
Speaker 2: How does that work? Like if you win a race
Speaker 2: like this is your path changed?
Speaker 6: I would I wouldn't say it so much accelerates it.
Speaker 6: It guarantees it sweet. You know, they might not speed
Speaker 6: him along any further or any faster, I should say,
Speaker 6: because there is a there's a route you got to
Speaker 6: take to make sure you are ready. But I would
Speaker 6: guess if a seat opens up of some kind, especially
Speaker 6: for his team, Joe Gibbs Racing, which is one of
Speaker 6: the most predominant teams in all of racing, if a
Speaker 6: seat becomes open, he will jump right in there.
Speaker 4: Good for him.
Speaker 6: Man, it's a crazy thing. Nineteen years old.
Speaker 4: Have you been to that speedway?
Speaker 6: I've not been to the rock.
Speaker 4: Yeah, not been to the rock.
Speaker 2: So again, two parts to this, right, William sawaalach works
Speaker 2: his ass off, finds a love of racing. Fast forward
Speaker 2: till this weekend, and he wins the race and top
Speaker 2: of his you know, personal journey in career.
Speaker 6: Sure, man.
Speaker 2: But back to Zachary for a second. You guys ever
Speaker 2: hit a fifty to one in anything? No, man, gambling
Speaker 2: is the best. I had one, right, yeah, fifty to one,
Speaker 2: And of course I texted Zach afterwards. I'm like, dude,
Speaker 2: that's a hell of a hit, and he's like, I
Speaker 2: should have bet more money. Everybody that has ever had
Speaker 2: a long shot or I've done this a thousand times.
Speaker 4: You invest in a stock and it takes off, You're like.
Speaker 1: Why didn't I put more money in?
Speaker 9: Now?
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, that's called hindsight. Yeah. Correct.
Speaker 2: If you know he's going to hit it fifty to one,
Speaker 2: guess how much money you put in? Well, all of
Speaker 2: your money. You just think about all of it, all
Speaker 2: of it.
Speaker 6: Here's the thing about that. You said, hey, Zach, and
Speaker 6: he's like, yeah, but the glasses half full, No, it's
Speaker 6: half empty.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that is the gambler's fallacy. I mean, yeah, it's.
Speaker 1: Oh, man, why didn't I just I.
Speaker 4: Should have doubled down? Why was betting ten dollars exactly
Speaker 4: fifty to one? Yeah? Good for him? I little hit.
Speaker 2: And you know, look, when you're in Vegas for five
Speaker 2: six days an early win like that, oh it's gone.
Speaker 2: That's at least at least it's a lot more fun
Speaker 2: going that way. Right then you're just fire and bullets
Speaker 2: doing whatever you want. Imagine how many diet cokes and
Speaker 2: baths he's taken.
Speaker 4: Oh you know, all the bath yeah? Bathe me, man.
Speaker 2: But between Halverson's photos and Tommy Olsen's family photos, I
Speaker 2: gotta get to Vegas. It was just nothing but weekend
Speaker 2: photos from those two posting about how much fun they're
Speaker 2: having in Vegas. I'm like, what am I doing? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm sitting in a basement in Plymouth. I gotta get
Speaker 2: out of here.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I missed all that. I had no idea, any
Speaker 6: nidity in the photos of any kind.
Speaker 2: No, but there was a lot of touching, Yeah, a
Speaker 2: lot of touching. A lot of hugs.
Speaker 4: Yeah, a lot of hugging that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, how sweet that kind of touching.
Speaker 2: Do you mean a lot of arms around each other
Speaker 2: when they were walking. Yeah, Tommy posted twenty photos. He
Speaker 2: kind of did a photo dump on Instagram, and I
Speaker 2: think you.
Speaker 6: Got paid for it.
Speaker 4: I think I saw.
Speaker 2: I think I saw the wives and maybe the background
Speaker 2: of one.
Speaker 1: There were one, they were in one. I don't know
Speaker 1: about that.
Speaker 5: They were there, hey, but yeah, a lot of schmoll,
Speaker 5: A lot of small yea, a ton of small A
Speaker 5: ton of arms around each other, Yeah, lots of smoll.
Speaker 6: They're look in their eyes, they're so happy together, that
Speaker 6: kind of thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh yeah, that's the happiest they've been in a
Speaker 1: little time.
Speaker 2: Young I got under two months to Vegas, but I
Speaker 2: wanted to be under two days, like.
Speaker 4: I really want to today. Well, why don't you go?
Speaker 1: Yeah, hell out of here?
Speaker 4: Did you get any masters grease? I did last fall.
Speaker 2: I still have a couple of tickets, so I have
Speaker 2: to ask myself if I need more?
Speaker 4: Is Zac still going to be there?
Speaker 1: Then he's my mule.
Speaker 4: Yeah. You guys have him as a drug mule.
Speaker 1: I have him as a gambling mule.
Speaker 6: I tend not to mule him.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Are you guys not having him keyster?
Speaker 1: Anything?
Speaker 4: Not this here?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 6: In fact, I asked him to stop telling me about
Speaker 6: the things he keysters.
Speaker 2: Oh correct, it's a good point. Maybe we should make
Speaker 2: him bring stuff back just so he has to stick thing.
Speaker 6: Yeah, like I can get a three musketeer, but I
Speaker 6: still want him to do it. It's got to be
Speaker 6: king sized, one of those two in one package kind
Speaker 6: of things.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I wonder if he's tried at two in one.
Speaker 2: Hey, speaking of three musketeers, you guys, uh load up
Speaker 2: on Easter candy?
Speaker 4: Did cram it in there?
Speaker 6: I can't even tell you how hell, and you know,
Speaker 6: please don't be mad at me out there. The Lord
Speaker 6: is your savior. I'm happy. That's cool. I forgot it
Speaker 6: was easter until until I tried to go to Target
Speaker 6: yesterday and some bitch was closed. I was like, what.
Speaker 1: On's the once the kiddos are over over? Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: kind of not a thing anymore. Yeah, yeah, yesterday was
Speaker 1: the worst easter.
Speaker 6: I forgot it was easter. Does that count?
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm mmmm I think it does. Mm hmm.
Speaker 5: Brilliant, Yeah, brilliant, brilliant.
Speaker 4: Because that was a dramatic step. I could hear it.
Speaker 6: He took it from me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I'm his hype man. Yeah, I'm his flavor flavor.
Speaker 1: That was a great What his flavor flavor up to?
Speaker 1: I don't mean he supporting the women's polo team. He's
Speaker 1: kind of everywhere.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he's the guy no.
Speaker 1: No, k.
Speaker 4: A different kind of Yeah. And he's got a boy
Speaker 4: at the end. Yeah, the b o.
Speaker 2: I like big Boy before big Boy was big Boy.
Speaker 2: No big Boy cast No, not the radio guy.
Speaker 1: That dude used to be huge. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Hey, speaking of the radio guy, I don't I We're.
Speaker 2: All over the place. Who cares. It's the first segment.
Speaker 2: Ian was listening What the hell was I up early for?
Speaker 2: And say, oh, kiddoid gymnastics. I saw him up early
Speaker 2: Saturday morning. I flip on the fan and they're about
Speaker 2: to go to break and all I hear is six
Speaker 2: seconds of all right, we'll talk to Tackle Terry after this.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't know if I have ever heard
Speaker 2: Tackle Terry's actual segment?
Speaker 1: Are serious? I don't know, because doors, what's wrong with you?
Speaker 4: But I'm like, do I stay through the break just
Speaker 4: to hear what this son of a bitch sounds like?
Speaker 4: Did you no, no, no, previewed Tackle Terry Tuma?
Speaker 1: That was your moment?
Speaker 4: That was my moment to stay through? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Well, I'm I didn't know if I had twelve minutes
Speaker 2: to wait. You know, I was trying to get ready
Speaker 2: to go, you know.
Speaker 1: And I had to get your car warm on the driveway.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 6: I think we got to talk to the captain Billy
Speaker 6: Hildebrand about his teases, but what his teaesus because he
Speaker 6: couldn't keep you involved. He previewed Tackle Terry and it
Speaker 6: wasn't enough to light.
Speaker 4: Your frie You didn't care.
Speaker 6: He should have said something like tackle Terry Tuma talks
Speaker 6: about why he's handsome, like fish.
Speaker 4: Oh god, I'm intrigued. He's got my attention.
Speaker 6: Should be obvious. But what if it's not.
Speaker 4: What if it's not.
Speaker 6: What if it's not. What if he's talking about the.
Speaker 4: Other What if he hasn't been near the lake in months?
Speaker 8: Right?
Speaker 6: What if he's got to counterpoint the PA Show on
Speaker 6: Friday with his next guest.
Speaker 1: What if it's Terry Tuma talking about tea words, tongue twister?
Speaker 6: He had a third fourth teeth, Yeah Tuma on, Yeah,
Speaker 6: on teeth.
Speaker 2: My sources say Sauce doesn't do tongue twisters. Oh for sure,
Speaker 2: that's not what I hear. He had risen yesterday. My man,
Speaker 2: well you're getting email. Yep, I believe yesterday mark something
Speaker 2: like ninety years in a row. My buddy John did
Speaker 2: send me a picture of Andre rising. It's a tradition
Speaker 2: like no other. That's such a good And he did
Speaker 2: it like later in the day, and I was like,
Speaker 2: I was waiting on this, like what took you so long? Essentially, like,
Speaker 2: come on, man, like I should get a picture of
Speaker 2: Andre Rising at like nine thirty in the morning. He's
Speaker 2: got a young daughter. Let's go, like, you're up, where's
Speaker 2: the picture took him?
Speaker 4: Forever? He is rising? By the way, Andre Rising he
Speaker 4: still is. He's still with us?
Speaker 6: Sure is he? Sure is?
Speaker 2: He will always be Andre Rising. Yeah he was a
Speaker 2: good player. Yeah he was I could play man, Yeah
Speaker 2: he could.
Speaker 6: Yeah he was a giant.
Speaker 4: No, I think he was a falcon. Sure, yeah, yes,
Speaker 4: you're right.
Speaker 6: Anyway, there you go. Where do I have some stuff
Speaker 6: for you? Guys? Today? I didn't just roll over and
Speaker 6: wake up today. I got started on this week. I'm ready, man,
Speaker 6: you wait to hear these what really matters things I
Speaker 6: got for you?
Speaker 4: This is the week.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 6: Well I decided to actually put some effort.
Speaker 4: Hell yeah, man, yeah, we should start doing what made
Speaker 4: this show great? Yeah, we should. I don't know if
Speaker 4: it was.
Speaker 5: That was almost the beginning of the end of this show,
Speaker 5: by the way, great when he was told that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that was almost it. Yeah, I'm pretty sure we.
Speaker 1: Can do whatever we want at this point what everybody
Speaker 1: else is doing.
Speaker 6: I hope he's learned.
Speaker 4: Yeah, look what happened.
Speaker 6: You don't mess with the Fresco.
Speaker 1: No, don't mess who drinks it Fresca.
Speaker 6: Don't mess with the Fresco.
Speaker 2: I won't man anybody else else. You guys hear sermons yesterday?
Speaker 2: Do you listen to all yesterday, do not last Friday.
Speaker 2: No Sunday sermons, not Friday morning sermons.
Speaker 6: I no, nope.
Speaker 2: Do you ever think you're getting pranked? Oh no, this
Speaker 2: is the most on brand thing of all time. It's
Speaker 2: gonna sound like I'm making this up. This was on Eastern,
Speaker 2: not April Fools. Berrero was complaining there's too many food
Speaker 2: options at baseball games. What I could go into it
Speaker 2: with more detail and probably do it more justice than that,
Speaker 2: but that was the headline. Why don't we have so
Speaker 2: many food options at baseball games?
Speaker 6: He's right, damn it?
Speaker 2: Man. I'm like, man, I should have stuck around. I
Speaker 2: wonder if tackle Terry.
Speaker 4: Was going to tackle the same top talking about you
Speaker 4: think He's like, God, I.
Speaker 2: Go to shields and there's too many damn lures? Am
Speaker 2: I supposed to pick one?
Speaker 1: There should just be one lure?
Speaker 10: There's too many food options?
Speaker 4: Yeah, way too many.
Speaker 2: Why can't people just go get a hot dog and
Speaker 2: watch baseball?
Speaker 4: I swear to God?
Speaker 1: Who cares?
Speaker 4: Listen? Go back?
Speaker 1: Why does he care?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I kept asking myself the same thing. I'm like, is
Speaker 2: he really arguing against options?
Speaker 4: It's not going to a Twins game.
Speaker 6: I do. I you know, I've been bank Spot before too, though,
Speaker 6: honestly where I woke up and had nothing to talk about.
Speaker 1: Fire, my god, a god.
Speaker 4: Well call bonus.
Speaker 1: He delivered brilliantly well.
Speaker 2: It took one segment to have the quote of the week,
Speaker 2: the Quotes podcast. We have, you know, fifteen plus hours
Speaker 2: the rest of the week to beat that, and I
Speaker 2: don't think we're going to that.
Speaker 4: Was brilliant, brilliantly delivered.
Speaker 1: Well done.
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Speaker 4: Tackle Terry Tooma.
Speaker 2: After this, power to a morning Chill on the Fan.
Speaker 6: Hey, welcome back Dispotch the morning Show. Big Weekend.
Speaker 8: I bet.
Speaker 6: And I go to the Twins opener.
Speaker 2: Uh no, I don't think anybody went to the rest
Speaker 2: of the games.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, geez, were they really yeah? Oh my god,
Speaker 4: it was Empties and Understate. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't think the announced attendance was the actual attendant.
Speaker 2: That the distaste for the pole edge is clearly the
Speaker 2: second most likely reason people didn't show up.
Speaker 4: What's the other reason? The abundance of food options?
Speaker 1: Jesus, there are a lot.
Speaker 4: It's confusing.
Speaker 2: It's like, well, I'm not going to go to a
Speaker 2: game and be like, oh my god, what am I
Speaker 2: going to eat?
Speaker 4: Take my ball and go home. I do want to
Speaker 4: go to more games this year, though, but well, I
Speaker 4: think tickets will be cheap.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I don't think I'm gonna.
Speaker 1: Have a problem.
Speaker 6: Can I take your son of a bitch give me
Speaker 6: an hour?
Speaker 1: Yeah? My god?
Speaker 6: Can you guys cut it down to Taco's burritos and a.
Speaker 4: Dude you drank? Henry Lake works there all right, sauce.
Speaker 2: Are you a better swimmer than Louis? Or is Louis
Speaker 2: a better swimmer than you? He is better?
Speaker 1: Is better?
Speaker 2: Yea?
Speaker 4: And it was uh first swimming now.
Speaker 5: Let the dog at Foss Swim School, which was very good,
Speaker 5: great spot, the teacher was great. He cried most of
Speaker 5: the time because it was his first time, and then
Speaker 5: he realized his dad was shirtless in the pool with him.
Speaker 5: But I'll do It'll get Yeah, this is a reason
Speaker 5: fifty five thousand.
Speaker 4: My wife is a saint. We get there Saturday.
Speaker 5: It's crowded because Saturday is a good day for swim lessons,
Speaker 5: and we decided that for the first one, I was
Speaker 5: going to go in the pool with him.
Speaker 4: Well, let's just say I didn't want to.
Speaker 5: We got there and I stood in the doorway and
Speaker 5: it was packed, and I go, I'm not doing this.
Speaker 5: I'm not going to the pool. I can't walk out
Speaker 5: in my bathing suit. You're dark white bathing suit, my
Speaker 5: swim suit.
Speaker 6: My dude, wouldn't it be great if you'd walked out
Speaker 6: in one of those man for those man hammocks.
Speaker 4: Or what they llana hammocks. That's it.
Speaker 5: But I'm talking about this is my this is my
Speaker 5: bathing suit. Isn't this the Four Seasons in Minneapolis? And
Speaker 5: I go, I can't do it. And I started to
Speaker 5: back away, and she looks at me, goes, this isn't
Speaker 5: about you, and I'm like, you're right, I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 5: So I walked by. No one noticed that I was
Speaker 5: as white as a ghost and as large as a yetti.
Speaker 5: And I got in that pool and we did a
Speaker 5: half hour of swim lessons and it was very It
Speaker 5: was fun, even though you know he's scared, but it
Speaker 5: was They did a great job of making him feel
Speaker 5: not scared.
Speaker 4: And that's part of the process, right, he's getting him
Speaker 4: over this beer.
Speaker 5: There was a girl and her dad were in there
Speaker 5: with us, and it was her third lesson and she
Speaker 5: was a champ and she was great.
Speaker 6: At it, and yeah, so that's great, good job.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was fun everybody, because everybody went to Target
Speaker 5: the night before. I would assume all the little boys
Speaker 5: had all the same swimsuit on that they all got
Speaker 5: a tating bathing suit at the trivia brilliant And yeah,
Speaker 5: it was great.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 5: I'm glad to uh we got him into that. So
Speaker 5: he'll be hopefully in about three weeks he'll be a
Speaker 5: better swimmer than I am.
Speaker 4: That's a wonderful thing.
Speaker 6: It's so important enough for a million reasons, obviously, but
Speaker 6: it's good.
Speaker 4: Well and they just get right into it, which I love.
Speaker 4: Like he went under.
Speaker 5: They put him under the water a few times to
Speaker 5: force him to like learn how to do it, and uh,
Speaker 5: the wall bit where they had him hang on the
Speaker 5: wall and like kind of push off.
Speaker 4: It was great.
Speaker 6: It's like so many other things in life. Man, he
Speaker 6: hasn't been taught to be afraid yet.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then when he saw me get out of
Speaker 4: the water, he was like, oh my god.
Speaker 6: And then you know, did he ever put his little
Speaker 6: hand on top of your head and push you under it?
Speaker 5: So then you know, uh, my wife posts a picture
Speaker 5: of us sitting by the pool before he goes in.
Speaker 5: My man, breasts are pushed together for the most disgusting
Speaker 5: man cleavage I've ever seen.
Speaker 2: Perfect.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I can't wait. Some day there's Easter Sunday, Ye
Speaker 6: sit around the family looking at old pictures and he's
Speaker 6: gonna say, when did I meet Dolly?
Speaker 4: Party Jesus down?
Speaker 2: Perfect?
Speaker 4: When did you have huge whos? But yeah, uh yeah
Speaker 4: it was. It was fun.
Speaker 5: It was I'm glad we did it and we'll be
Speaker 5: back there again Saturday at Eleven's great activity.
Speaker 1: Yes it is yeah yeah. And it's like crazy how
Speaker 1: fast they learned.
Speaker 7: Man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he'll be jumping off the diving board doing backflips
Speaker 1: like next week.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: And it's it's neat to see because like it's four
Speaker 5: lanes and they had like by the fourth lane it
Speaker 5: was kids like six or seven swimming laps And I'm like,
Speaker 5: well we have that to look forward.
Speaker 2: So blue dogs hanging on the side of the pool
Speaker 2: right like a champe and you're a terrible swimmer.
Speaker 4: We've all seen that. Yeah, so you just start drifting away. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and lou Dog is just.
Speaker 5: There was one point where we I'm not treenty water
Speaker 5: because like it's not that deep in the shallow.
Speaker 6: And that we were in, it's not anymore.
Speaker 4: But so I had to like hold him and like
Speaker 4: do these things with them.
Speaker 5: I at one point sat down on the stairs and
Speaker 5: held him, and I don't I don't think they appreciated
Speaker 5: how lazy I was.
Speaker 6: They were they okay with the the ducky shaped thing
Speaker 6: you had around your waist.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they couldn't believe it was that large, but yeah
Speaker 4: it was.
Speaker 1: It was good.
Speaker 4: I'm glad we went.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and obviously with it goes. That's saying you never
Speaker 6: take your eyes off them, no matter how good a
Speaker 6: swimmer they are. Yeah, it was such a great thing
Speaker 6: to be so confident that your kids are going to
Speaker 6: be okay, you know what I mean. Like Abigail and
Speaker 6: Alex both did crazy things into the pool, and I
Speaker 6: was always like I had to fight myself to be
Speaker 6: like Hey, you'd be careful over there because they were confident,
Speaker 6: and that's a good thing, you know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, of course the water water confidence is good, right, Yeah,
Speaker 4: of course.
Speaker 6: Did you ever water ski without skis? Just bear foot
Speaker 6: water ski? Is that ever something you did?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: Never got into bare footing.
Speaker 2: I would be a jackass once in a while if
Speaker 2: I was slalom skiing, I'd put you know, one barefoot
Speaker 2: on the water, but never both bare feet.
Speaker 4: I never did the full on barefoot skiin.
Speaker 6: I'm doing this thing for a buddy, and uh so
Speaker 6: I'm reading about that. I had no idea that was
Speaker 6: even the thing. It seems impossible. I have no idea
Speaker 6: how you would do that. You get started with no
Speaker 6: skis on, like or do you get skis? And then
Speaker 6: he dropped the skis he dropped? Okay, man, that's that
Speaker 6: seems still seems impossible.
Speaker 4: Don't get like. That's how you learn how to slalom
Speaker 4: ski too, is right?
Speaker 2: You start with two skis and then you drop one
Speaker 2: and then put your other foot behind and once you
Speaker 2: once you get better at slalloming, you don't have to
Speaker 2: do that. But when you're learning, you just drop one ski.
Speaker 2: So that's when like when you drop the one. That's
Speaker 2: when sometimes for a while it's just kind of fun
Speaker 2: to put your barefoot on the top of the water
Speaker 2: until you transition it behind the other foot.
Speaker 6: Crazy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's that part's actually really easy.
Speaker 2: But uh, I never get First of all, to go
Speaker 2: barefoot skiin you have to go fast than you have
Speaker 2: to go when you go skiing, otherwise you'll sink.
Speaker 4: Yeah, right, so the both has to go faster.
Speaker 1: Crazy.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, that is crazy. I had a cousin that
Speaker 4: really got into that. Yeah, never did it. I was
Speaker 4: too busy wakeboarding and showing off to girls.
Speaker 1: I didn't care.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 4: It's like watch this and they're like Mareen.
Speaker 6: Meanwhile Sauce is staring at you from the doorway.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because the moment when they tried to get me up.
Speaker 6: Oh, you're just you can't, can't force yourself out the door.
Speaker 4: Well that, oh I'm not that.
Speaker 6: I know you are in your own head.
Speaker 4: Baby, I do miss that.
Speaker 2: But again, like even even downhill skiing now compared to snowboarding,
Speaker 2: I know that like the muscle memory's gone. I'm forty five,
Speaker 2: I'm not fifteen anymore. So like I would love to
Speaker 2: time travel and go wakeboarding again. But it's like I
Speaker 2: will ninety eight percent never wakeboard again.
Speaker 6: Right, I just said the same thing two years ago
Speaker 6: about yeah, skiing though maybe, but I knew that was
Speaker 6: still possible.
Speaker 2: But like the whole the physics of wakeboarding is more
Speaker 2: taxing on your body than it is snowboarding. So I
Speaker 2: don't think I'm going back. He's not coming back. He's
Speaker 2: not coming back. Man, that was most of my youth.
Speaker 5: Though.
Speaker 6: Honestly, did you ever like slam into a giant fish
Speaker 6: when you fell off.
Speaker 4: The never felt it?
Speaker 6: I can't believe it. It just seems like it never
Speaker 6: happened a lot. I'm dumb. I've spent time on the lake.
Speaker 6: It seems like you've follen hit a musky every time.
Speaker 4: I don't know if you ever hit a fish before
Speaker 4: Cory ca ancer. I'm dumb.
Speaker 6: So that just seems like there's a lot of them
Speaker 6: in there.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: You miss him, you miss them all?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 4: Sports? After this power Trip morning show on the fin.
Speaker 6: All right, Hey dude, it's time for some four times
Speaker 6: because lots of sporty things happening. Hey, if you can't
Speaker 6: hear me right now, will you text me and let
Speaker 6: me know. He says have dead airs. See if you
Speaker 6: can't hear me, text mere.
Speaker 8: Joke.
Speaker 2: You get that now for sports presented by Holiday Station Stars,
Speaker 2: you get it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if you can't hear him, text him. If you
Speaker 4: can't hear him, how can you text him?
Speaker 6: I wonder if we do have it says we have
Speaker 6: dead air. I wonder if we have dead air.
Speaker 1: No, it's it says KFA and dead air. When it's us,
Speaker 1: it's someone it's someone else?
Speaker 4: Then who cares?
Speaker 6: That might just be a comment by the computer.
Speaker 2: Holiday Station stores Monster three for eight dollars for a
Speaker 2: limited time mixing match any Monster Energy flavors you want
Speaker 2: with the purple one today.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that one wasn't on purpose.
Speaker 4: You must poop your pants. He just leaned forward and
Speaker 4: it came.
Speaker 1: Out in volunteer.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, is barely true.
Speaker 4: It makes it mass to me? Flavors a Monster you
Speaker 4: want to Holiday? Thanks? Holiday three for eight bucks.
Speaker 6: I gotta post it. I did a Monster Energy taste
Speaker 6: test this weekend. Have you ever done those kind of
Speaker 6: things before? When they put it behind the box, no
Speaker 6: sounds great. All five of them were delicious. I was
Speaker 6: I got I got one out of five, and then
Speaker 6: I had to keep getting them right. So by the
Speaker 6: time I got done, I drink about half a can
Speaker 6: of five different cans, right delicious. That's the thing about
Speaker 6: the snow cross races is the Monster Energy girls come
Speaker 6: and give you a free win anytime you want it.
Speaker 6: I mean can of mustrochychees. So I'm all that's my problem.
Speaker 6: I think I'm all hopped up on Monster Energy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, back to you, Yep, that's your problem.
Speaker 2: V Minnesota Wild one five to four over the Red Wings.
Speaker 2: That was a weird game though, a Wild took a
Speaker 2: four to one lead into the third, but here comes Detroit.
Speaker 2: They score three straight and tie it with around five
Speaker 2: minutes or so to go. But then Carell capriz Off
Speaker 2: scored with one fifty one to go, his third of
Speaker 2: the game forty third of.
Speaker 4: The year, to get the win for the Minnesota Wild.
Speaker 2: So the Wild hit one hundred points on the season
Speaker 2: forty four, twenty one and twelve only if she's five three,
Speaker 2: five games to go, two at home, three on the road,
Speaker 2: and the Wild they are now just two points behind
Speaker 2: Dallas and they play at Dallas on Thursday.
Speaker 4: So it looked like it was over right.
Speaker 2: We all we know we're playing them in round one,
Speaker 2: but home ice is on the line and they are
Speaker 2: absolutely within striking distance.
Speaker 4: That game on Thursday might be the difference when it's
Speaker 4: all said and done.
Speaker 1: That'll be great.
Speaker 2: Up next is Tuesday, though, Seattle the Kraken are here
Speaker 2: than at Dallas Thursday.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what a game.
Speaker 5: They got down one nothing on a real weird, lazy goal,
Speaker 5: and then they scored four straight and then as you said,
Speaker 5: they Detroit came back with three straight in the third
Speaker 5: and then Caprice Soft capped it off with the hat trick.
Speaker 4: Big win Man.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was a lazy Sunday.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you love a Sunday.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wake up in the late afternoon.
Speaker 6: You know it's weird.
Speaker 4: Call Parnell just to see what he's doing.
Speaker 6: I just guessed along the Seattle Cracking have been a team.
Speaker 4: What were you guessing mentally in your head?
Speaker 6: I was wondering if it was ten years.
Speaker 2: Yes, I think the Wild played them something like fourteen
Speaker 2: times or something, so I think it's probably a year.
Speaker 4: Three or four.
Speaker 6: What says founded in twenty twenty one, So I bet
Speaker 6: it's the year four because I bet they didn't play
Speaker 6: the first year something like that and they began play
Speaker 6: during the twenty twenty one twenty two seasons.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, there you go.
Speaker 6: But it's crazy because there's already another team, the Mammoth,
Speaker 6: right yeah, well.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, that was a what's it called
Speaker 4: the old move?
Speaker 1: Real?
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you, that was what I was looking for
Speaker 2: from Arizona. But still yeah, and I think the last
Speaker 2: two have been home runs. The Mammoth jersey and name
Speaker 2: looks cool, the logo looks cool, Crack looks cool.
Speaker 1: Should have been the Yetti but well they couldn't do it.
Speaker 6: Two things.
Speaker 2: Remember Yetti wouln't cut him a deal. Remember yetty Coolers
Speaker 2: wouldn't budget.
Speaker 6: They should have spelled it with a Y and flipped
Speaker 6: them the birds.
Speaker 5: Yeah, or because on Saturday morning I turned on the
Speaker 5: TV and we'd been watching you should.
Speaker 2: Have turned on the fan tackle Terry Tuma was going
Speaker 2: to be on your partner whatever, better late than ever.
Speaker 5: What we're saying to get buddy, And whatever channel it
Speaker 5: had been on was now a fishing show and it
Speaker 5: went to commercial and there are Yetti like ice houses, but.
Speaker 1: It's y E T t I.
Speaker 6: Yeah, THO has been around for a long time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so maybe that was around before the cooler.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 6: It might have been, but I had had two teas,
Speaker 6: so me too. Hey, you guys have computers in front
Speaker 6: of you. Sure, type in Seattle World's Hockey Champions nineteen
Speaker 6: seventeen and look at this image of this team roster
Speaker 6: and tell me it doesn't look like the Saint Valentine's
Speaker 6: Day massacre.
Speaker 4: It just looks like they do.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 6: The guy up here in the second from the top
Speaker 6: right looks like Josh Dummel. The guy below him got
Speaker 6: hit by a train in the face. Oh my god.
Speaker 6: Look at Connor O'Brien play for the squad down the
Speaker 6: bottom left hand corner. You got in a lot of
Speaker 6: fights obviously.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Metropolitan Corners Dubs.
Speaker 6: Look at that dumb hat the guy in the second
Speaker 6: from the left on the bottoms wearing. That's what a
Speaker 6: silly hat that is. I don't know why I mean
Speaker 6: about the same.
Speaker 1: Why you mean these guys were cool too, though?
Speaker 6: Yeah, because this is the uniform. They had no helmets
Speaker 6: or face mask. This is what they wore on the ice.
Speaker 6: They just came off the ice.
Speaker 4: They fought a lot.
Speaker 6: Oh you know they did the head too, Sure, because
Speaker 6: of their faces. No, man, that's that's the thing.
Speaker 4: Can you imagine how often they hit their wives? Oh
Speaker 4: my god?
Speaker 3: What what what?
Speaker 4: I didn't say it was for it?
Speaker 5: Yeah? What what?
Speaker 1: What the hell?
Speaker 4: What they have those kind of faces. It's the black
Speaker 4: and white foes.
Speaker 1: God, they did come on, My god, new topics.
Speaker 4: I punched on the ice. They went home. They looked
Speaker 4: like gangsters. They didn't take any back talk. I guarantee, esus.
Speaker 9: What the hell did I say I was for any
Speaker 9: of this? I'm saying They're terrible people. And they won
Speaker 9: the Stanley Cup in nineteen seventeen.
Speaker 2: The World Championship, the World champs were terrible people. I
Speaker 2: almost guarantee you can't prove that it was that guy's
Speaker 2: those that guys from the the Men's Warehouse, Uh, George
Speaker 2: Zimmer Ron something?
Speaker 4: No, No, that was the guy from the Food High,
Speaker 4: wasn't it Ron Ron, the big John? This is a
Speaker 4: guy from Men's Warehouse.
Speaker 2: He's like, this is George No, George zimmer Yeah that's
Speaker 2: what I said that he said, George zimmer Yeah, this
Speaker 2: is maybe I don't know, George Zimmerman very different than
Speaker 2: George Zimmer.
Speaker 4: My god, yeah, George Zimmer Zimmer Zimmer.
Speaker 6: Now I look at these sons of bitches a whole
Speaker 6: different way.
Speaker 3: Leave her alone.
Speaker 1: Is George Zimmer still alive?
Speaker 4: I don't know. Jack Prescott isn't. That was all he did,
Speaker 4: and he did it well.
Speaker 1: He did bankruptcy, buddy.
Speaker 2: The way that you're saying it, I don't know. My
Speaker 2: guess is no, uh, he is. He's seventy seven, that's it.
Speaker 2: Does he still own Men's Warehouse?
Speaker 4: Or is it over? Wronger the CEO? No longer CEO.
Speaker 6: Okay, there's only one of these guys that look like
Speaker 6: a modern day dude.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 6: Two, the carpenter, the guy who looks like Dumel, looks
Speaker 6: like he could be a picture if they colored it,
Speaker 6: it'd be like, right.
Speaker 1: Now, it's like James Franco a little bit.
Speaker 6: Yeah. And then the top left Holmes with that weird
Speaker 6: had on, that looks like a normal dude right now.
Speaker 6: To the rest of them, you can tell it ain't
Speaker 6: from our time.
Speaker 4: See, they had different thoughts on the world.
Speaker 6: I that their coach was a vampire. Though that guy,
Speaker 6: I'm surprised he's standing in the sunny persons. And then
Speaker 6: he went home.
Speaker 4: Yep, what's the what's the what's the dude that is
Speaker 4: immortal from books?
Speaker 1: The Lord j Am mortal from books?
Speaker 6: The glast guy who couldn't look at his picture. Yeah,
Speaker 6: uh uh, the son of a bitch, the guy who
Speaker 6: couldn't look at the painting.
Speaker 4: Harry Potter, No, hand, don't know. Don't tell us we're
Speaker 4: gonna get this.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 4: I didn't think you were. I thought you were going
Speaker 4: to do it.
Speaker 2: Oh, Dorian Gray's thank you. I was going through the alphabet,
Speaker 2: got to D and it light all went up.
Speaker 4: You guys do that.
Speaker 2: I literally do that every time I'm struggling for these names.
Speaker 2: When I said here, I just try to say a
Speaker 2: sounds and just see if something in my brain goes.
Speaker 4: I got it and I said duh, And I was
Speaker 4: like Derry and Gray got it. It's actually a great technique. Ye.
Speaker 4: Nine times out of ten, it frustrates the hell out
Speaker 4: of man.
Speaker 1: There's a whole alphabet. I got nothing. I gotta go
Speaker 1: all the way back to a Look at those guys.
Speaker 6: No, I hit them all.
Speaker 2: What if these are the guys who single handily gave
Speaker 2: women the right to vote?
Speaker 4: And I'm just dead wrongs they were?
Speaker 2: They would they would play hockey all day, and then
Speaker 2: afterwards they were like, all right, let's go to the
Speaker 2: protests because these girls need a voice. Man. Little did
Speaker 2: they know, over one hundred years later, some jackass douchebag
Speaker 2: was gonna be like.
Speaker 4: I bet they hit their wives.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and when they were the champions of feminism things
Speaker 2: about them, yeah, I mean, and their faces are doing
Speaker 2: them any favors in terms of looking like good dudes.
Speaker 4: They look like a holes And I would hideous.
Speaker 2: I would know, Unlike Dorian Gray, I do look at
Speaker 2: my own picture once in a while.
Speaker 1: I know what we look like.
Speaker 6: That's the entire roster. By the way, there's like four guys.
Speaker 4: It's like the Gopher basketball.
Speaker 2: If one guy went to the penalty box, they had
Speaker 2: to forfeit because they were short on guys.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a very small roster.
Speaker 6: I'll tell you who got in trouble if you went
Speaker 6: to the pole the box.
Speaker 4: Oh god, wait, are you for or against that?
Speaker 6: I am not even sure it happened.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're obviously they can't sue us. Now they might
Speaker 4: the R.
Speaker 6: Five four nine Alert maple what she's in need trouble,
Speaker 6: Lock the door, she's.
Speaker 2: In need troubles. You need a hearing test. Last week
Speaker 2: we have asid blow and now she's got knee trouble.
Speaker 2: Not the only test you need. Yeah, you need a
Speaker 2: blood test. Check your iron levels.
Speaker 4: All right, Lever will be here in a second. We'll
Speaker 4: do what really matters, because we only got.
Speaker 2: Really to the wild score before we went down domestic
Speaker 2: battery in nineteen seventeen. Well you enabled it, that was
Speaker 2: it was partially your fault. More of the Power Joe
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Speaker 4: I think it's OEO and Wizard of Oz. Yeah, vo oh, jesus,
Speaker 4: I mean that's that's a home run. Yeah, right, just
Speaker 4: have people slowly marching to get lasick. Yeah, like the yeah,
Speaker 4: like exactly.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Weird hats.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what were those in the Wizard of Oz? The
Speaker 2: soldiers that were the guards that were wearing those hats. Yeah,
Speaker 2: those are strange hats. Yeah, it's an interesting choice. They
Speaker 2: were sort of very Russian hats, very yeah, cartoonishly high.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Uh. The Tampa Bay Rays one four to one over
Speaker 2: the Twins and ten innings of Twins are now three
Speaker 2: and six. They get their loan run on a Walner
Speaker 2: home run. He already has three three good for him
Speaker 2: three nine games.
Speaker 4: It was a blast. Who It literally went out of
Speaker 4: the park.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The Twins are hitting one ninety two as a team.
Speaker 2: Oh and Buxton is in the middle of an oh
Speaker 2: for nineteen slump. He's hitting one thirty three.
Speaker 6: You have figured it out.
Speaker 4: They've had six hits in their last two games.
Speaker 6: Can be cooled off of it.
Speaker 2: They are hosting the Tigers tonight at six forty oh, rapper, Well,
Speaker 2: that'll be a packed affair.
Speaker 4: Tiger Tiger.
Speaker 6: What's the uh, what's the weather look like today? That's
Speaker 6: forty yeah, Well, what really matters is this, you guys
Speaker 6: might not know this, but yesterday was April fifth, and
Speaker 6: yesterday was a terrible day to be a rock star
Speaker 6: in history. April fifth marked the death of rock and
Speaker 6: roll Hall of Fame singer songwriter Jean Pitney.
Speaker 4: Who yah, look it up, Jeane Pitney.
Speaker 6: Jean Pitney, Yeah, yeah, what.
Speaker 4: Kind of slammers of that guy have?
Speaker 1: That was a guy?
Speaker 6: This is a dude. Jean Pitney found dead at the
Speaker 6: age of sixty five. I've never heard of him on
Speaker 6: April fifth.
Speaker 4: Was he a part of a band or just a
Speaker 4: solo guy?
Speaker 6: I think he might have been both. Former Kiss guitarist
Speaker 6: Mark Saint John passed away at the age of fifty
Speaker 6: one on April fifth.
Speaker 4: What band was he in? Cure?
Speaker 6: A guy by the name of Jim Marshall, Not that one,
Speaker 6: the other one. The father of a loud of the
Speaker 6: man who created the Marshall amplifier died on April fifth.
Speaker 2: Geez Cozy Powell, the luxury rock drummer, I'm getting trolled.
Speaker 4: Hold on, these are fake people.
Speaker 6: Stayed with me. He was a drummer for Jeff Beck,
Speaker 6: Rainbow and Black Sabbath. Cozy Cozy Palace, oz Wyes. He
Speaker 6: died in nineteen ninety eight. On April fifth, Bob bear Heit,
Speaker 6: who was the lead singer of Oh Yeah You're Can't Heat,
Speaker 6: He died on April fifth and nineteen eighty one. On
Speaker 6: April fifth of two thousand and two, Lane Staley died,
Speaker 6: And on April fifth.
Speaker 4: I thought it was earlier than that. That's crazy, oh too,
Speaker 4: huh oh two.
Speaker 6: And on April fifth of nineteen ninety four, Kurt Cobain died.
Speaker 6: Kirk Cobain, Lane Staley, Bob bear Height, Cozy Powell, Mark
Speaker 6: Saint John, Geen Pitney, Jim Marshall All died.
Speaker 10: On April fifths, Gez the day the music died. Pardon death,
Speaker 10: that's said, Yeah, right, you lose anybody yesterday?
Speaker 1: I don't think so.
Speaker 4: I mean we did, but not probably, but not Jean Pitney. No,
Speaker 4: not Jean Pitney or Cozy Powell or Cozy Powell.
Speaker 6: So I love that song.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you used to sing it the time.
Speaker 2: The Minnesota Timberwolves lost to the Hornets, the Charlotte Hornets
Speaker 2: of al Anaheim one twenty two to oneh eight. You know,
Speaker 2: Charlott hasn't made the playoffs in ten years, and it
Speaker 2: looks like they're going to because they're red hot. LaMelo
Speaker 2: Ball thirty five points eight assists. Conk Nipple, Yes, Chris,
Speaker 2: that's a guy's name.
Speaker 4: His name.
Speaker 6: Ye, Now you're tie year.
Speaker 4: He's going to be neck and neck with Cooper flag
Speaker 4: for Rookie of the Year. Make one.
Speaker 6: What now Cooper?
Speaker 2: Why Conka nipple? The other one's Cooper flag? First pick
Speaker 2: in the draft?
Speaker 4: Concu is Connie? Is he Ascannie? Originally? I'm not sure?
Speaker 1: Why do I?
Speaker 4: I feel like he's from Wisconsin? Is that accurate? He
Speaker 4: is from Yeah, he was born in Milwaukee, Milwaukee. He's
Speaker 4: a Milwaukee guy.
Speaker 6: I used to go to local prisons and just to
Speaker 6: get myself some conkinipple.
Speaker 5: God, you need help, you need help, You need him
Speaker 5: explain that joke. Uh, well, CON's is in like people
Speaker 5: have committed crimes. Nipple is in the part of the women's.
Speaker 4: Body he likes.
Speaker 2: Then I was told I could just go to hang On,
Speaker 2: hang On. He never said it was a women's prison. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're right, that's right, you just had local prison. I
Speaker 2: have probably probably loves dude nipples too. Yeah, maybe they're
Speaker 2: a little hairy for my taste. Hey, the wolves are
Speaker 2: all but locked into sixth now they have four games left.
Speaker 2: They are three games out of fifth, but three games
Speaker 2: ahead of seventh. So I mean, I mean they are
Speaker 2: fluttering though, Yeah, I mean they have no ants. And
Speaker 2: but again, here's the thing. The Los Angeles Lakers of
Speaker 2: Anaheim are just floating. But they're in third, but they're
Speaker 2: barely in third. I think they're tied. Actually with tiebreaker,
Speaker 2: I think they're technically in third. Point is is sixth
Speaker 2: would be ideal if you run into the Lakers right
Speaker 2: now without without Austin Reeves and without Luka Doncac Brownie's
Speaker 2: getting minutes. But I'm saying your two best players are out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta have your fingers crossed through the Wolves
Speaker 1: that the Lakers find a way to stay in that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they got a few games though I don't know
Speaker 2: how they're going to but we gotta hope that they do. Yeah,
Speaker 2: then you would see the spurs in round two. But
Speaker 2: still you're either seeing the spurs of the thunder in
Speaker 2: round two. So it's there's not a good draw in
Speaker 2: round two, even if you get past round one. What
Speaker 2: really matters though, is this.
Speaker 6: Yes, yes, yes, gentlemen, yes, I would like to talk
Speaker 6: to you about something you've never heard of before. And
Speaker 6: I'm glad benis here because he's gonna care about this
Speaker 6: very much.
Speaker 1: Good timing.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's called polyphagia p O L Y p h
Speaker 6: A g I A polyphagia.
Speaker 4: Can I guess what it means?
Speaker 1: Sure?
Speaker 4: It's is it face related?
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 4: No polyphagia, so many something go bacteria, nop, holypasia.
Speaker 6: Let me take you back to the year seventeen fifty four, Ben,
Speaker 6: please do. We'll after that. That's the year this guy
Speaker 6: was born. Doctor Pierre Francois Pierce what are you laughing at?
Speaker 4: That's a funny name.
Speaker 6: Was a French military surgeon, and he's most famous for
Speaker 6: documenting the extreme medical case of Taira of what tyrar
Speaker 6: t A R R A r E, an eighteenth century
Speaker 6: French man with polyphasia, an insatiable pathological hunger.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 6: That's what Listen to this, dude. Yeah, that's what polyphaesia is.
Speaker 6: Percy's eighteen oh four report details to our's ability to
Speaker 6: consume massive quantities of food, including live animals and even
Speaker 6: inedible objects, due to an unknown condition that made him
Speaker 6: hungry slash starving all the time.
Speaker 4: Sauce, oust sneak out safe, some of whom.
Speaker 6: For late there was always room. He was constantly hungry,
Speaker 6: able to eat enough for fifteen people, yet remaining thin.
Speaker 4: Oh lucky.
Speaker 1: Well that's the best part.
Speaker 6: Here's the worst part. Suffered from severe diarrhea, oh deadly
Speaker 6: back in the day, and possessed abnormal body heat.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: All these things I'm about to tell you are documented
Speaker 6: by medical surgeon who was well respected and take it
Speaker 6: as you may person reported the tarrar eight raw meat, snakes, puppies. Yes,
Speaker 6: I said it, puppies. Eels tried to eat dangerous materials
Speaker 6: when he was in the hospital because he was too hungry.
Speaker 6: He needed to eat. He couldn't help himself, puppies. Despite tests,
Speaker 6: no cause was ever found. In the eighteenth century, despite
Speaker 6: his unusual diet, he was underweight, and except for his
Speaker 6: eating habits, he showed no signs of mental illness other
Speaker 6: than what was described as an apathetic temperament. Well, yeah,
Speaker 6: it's not the best life. Also doing Okay, I love
Speaker 6: this puppy, but I'm gonna have to eat it. But
Speaker 6: here's something even crazier than I'm about to tell you.
Speaker 6: This is document that this is true. What I'm about
Speaker 6: to tell you, it's true. Of course, General Alexandre de
Speaker 6: Bleus said, you know what, we can use this some bitch.
Speaker 6: So they made him consume a secret document, figuring he
Speaker 6: could pass through enemy lines and even if they caught him,
Speaker 6: they wouldn't be able to figure out what was going on, right,
Speaker 6: I have a lot of questions.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, so they said the end of the story.
Speaker 6: They send the the gentleman through the enemy lines, German
Speaker 6: enemy lines. He's French again. Problem is he doesn't know
Speaker 6: how to speak German at all, and he's always hungry.
Speaker 4: Have I mentioned that part?
Speaker 6: So they put this message in a tube and make
Speaker 6: him consume it.
Speaker 4: That was my question. Is this a message in a
Speaker 4: bottle of situation?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 4: What do you I mean?
Speaker 6: Because most of the time when he ate, he didn't chew,
Speaker 6: he just swallowed things whole. He had an abnormally huge mouth.
Speaker 6: That's not a joke.
Speaker 10: I'm telling you all, this is true, okayiscape parties.
Speaker 6: But he got caught because again pretty obvious, dude can't
Speaker 6: speak anything but French and we're fighting the war against
Speaker 6: the French here and we're German. And as soon as
Speaker 6: they caught him and put him in jail. They were like,
Speaker 6: what's going on, monsieur there German. What he's like, listen,
Speaker 6: I'll tell you everything. Just give me something to eat.
Speaker 6: I'm dying over here. And so they did. They gave
Speaker 6: him food and he said, yeah, here's the situation. There's
Speaker 6: a tube inside me. It's coming out soon. There's a
Speaker 6: message in there.
Speaker 1: So he's like Chunk from Goonies, exactly right.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so he passes it. But here's the thing. General
Speaker 6: Alexandre de bra wasn't sure this is going to work,
Speaker 6: so he just basically wrote on the test message test
Speaker 6: dot dot test do dot, test do dot, because he
Speaker 6: figured the guy might get caught. And he did get caught,
Speaker 6: and they waited for his poopy to come out.
Speaker 1: They opened the tube.
Speaker 6: In the tube was a piece of paper that just
Speaker 6: basically said testing one two testing one too. So the
Speaker 6: Germans are so pissed they go, we're going to execute you.
Speaker 6: So they put him up after they beat him severely
Speaker 6: in front of a firing squad and then said just
Speaker 6: kidding what they pretended? Yeah, and they let him go. Yeah,
Speaker 6: chasen to buy this experience. He he went back to
Speaker 6: France and said, guys, you gotta help me. I can't
Speaker 6: stop eating. I'm hungry all the time. Something is wrong
Speaker 6: with me. Please. But they were like, we got nothing
Speaker 6: for you, brother. So he disappeared, couldn't keep on a
Speaker 6: controlled diet, snuck out of the hospital when he was
Speaker 6: later admitted, and was found scavenging, scavenging for awful and gutters.
Speaker 6: Don't even look it up if you don't know what
Speaker 6: awful is. If you do, I'm sorry. He would be
Speaker 6: found outside butcher shops begging for blood to drink. What
Speaker 6: just any kind of sustenance. Then, ladies and gentlemen, Yes,
Speaker 6: it's true. They caught him in a morgue. All of
Speaker 6: this is documented. Guys, I can't believe this has not
Speaker 6: been a movie of some kind. Just name it awful.
Speaker 6: And then, ladies and gentlemen, A baby disappeared.
Speaker 1: No it did not, it did.
Speaker 6: I'm telling you.
Speaker 1: Look it up.
Speaker 6: Everything I'm telling you is true.
Speaker 1: A baby they shot.
Speaker 6: They can't prove that the fat bastard ate the baby.
Speaker 4: Poor fat bastard.
Speaker 6: Well he never did.
Speaker 1: I just up well editorial.
Speaker 6: Finally, he was gone for four years, eating just god
Speaker 6: knows what he showed up in Versailles with a severe
Speaker 6: case of tuberculosis and then died and yes, I looked
Speaker 6: it up of something called exudative diarrhea. Whoa diarrhea is
Speaker 6: so bad that he killed him. It's a type of
Speaker 6: inflammatory diarrhea characterized by the oozing of blood lucas, yes,
Speaker 6: and plasma.
Speaker 1: Oh why did you bring that up?
Speaker 6: He died at the age of twenty one years old.
Speaker 6: All that happened, All of that happened, I pictured like
Speaker 6: a fifty year old Yeah, man, what.
Speaker 11: Else I picture? When the Germans said, psych, we're not
Speaker 11: going to kill you. They're not going to kill you.
Speaker 11: They made him walk across the border with his pants
Speaker 11: around his ankles, sucking his thumb.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I eat it, Yeah you would, man, keep fucking.
Speaker 2: That was walking, he said, walking, said with the v
Speaker 2: all of us just missed one heartbeat, he said, walking?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, easy guys.
Speaker 1: Don't you know you're German?
Speaker 6: Oh? Oh, that was the way Polyphaedia has been now
Speaker 6: researched because he's not the last person ever have it.
Speaker 6: Now we understand a little bit more. Extreme hunger that
Speaker 6: does not subside after eating, often accompanied by weight loss
Speaker 6: or extreme thirst, Unlike regular hunger. Polyphagia is a medical
Speaker 6: symptom indicating the body is not receiving or using fuel properly,
Speaker 6: commonly linked to diabetes one or two, Graves disease, or
Speaker 6: psychological conditions. So people are still experiencing polyphagia in this
Speaker 6: modern I think he had some sort of psychological issues
Speaker 6: along with polyphysia. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I would say so, Yeah,
Speaker 6: I would guess y yeah, yep, yep, there you go.
Speaker 4: Wow. You know, knowing is half the sauce. You've never
Speaker 4: eaten a baby? No, you've never eaten a puppy? No, man,
Speaker 4: keep killing it, man, Yeah, thanks man. Things are going
Speaker 4: my way, they really are, you.
Speaker 6: Know what, sauce keep walking?
Speaker 1: You're not saying that right?
Speaker 4: Yeah, thank god he isn't.
Speaker 2: We're just glad you did more of what really matters
Speaker 2: in Ben Leber after this power to you morning shoe fan.
Speaker 6: Yah, welcome back, waiting and watching it wondering why it's
Speaker 6: the power of morning show. Ben Leber's here, Hi, Ben,
Speaker 6: how was your weekend? Anything new?
Speaker 1: Let's see, I wouldn't saw project hil Mary.
Speaker 2: Yeah, stup right there. Then, before we go on with
Speaker 2: the rest of your weekend, your thoughts. I loved it, Yeah,
Speaker 2: super fun right, I love.
Speaker 4: Right, yeap.
Speaker 11: My My biggest complaint is not so much it's not
Speaker 11: the movie at all, it's just the movie experience was
Speaker 11: really annoying because it was a legit thirty minutes of previews.
Speaker 11: It was just it was thirty minutes of lead up
Speaker 11: from my boys and I got there. And this is
Speaker 11: a little bit my fault because I, yes, I should
Speaker 11: know that there's a lengthy amount of previews.
Speaker 1: And we went to a theater.
Speaker 11: Much like a lot of theaters, we have assigned seating,
Speaker 11: so it wasn't like, oh my gosh, I have to
Speaker 11: get there if it's going to be so packed. I
Speaker 11: don't want to get stuck in the front row. So
Speaker 11: I had we had assigned seats, but I when I
Speaker 11: booked the tickets, there weren't a lot of seats available,
Speaker 11: so I knew it was gonna be packed, and so
Speaker 11: I did plan ahead. I'm like, let's get there a
Speaker 11: little early so we can get our snacky snacks and
Speaker 11: we can get yeah uh.
Speaker 1: Because that's probably the most important part.
Speaker 11: So we do all that, We navigate that fine, it's
Speaker 11: not as crazy, and we sit in our seats, and
Speaker 11: it's about six right, right at six fifteen when the
Speaker 11: when the show time starts.
Speaker 6: You know, that's what it's supposed to be on.
Speaker 11: Yet, right it was I'm not kidding. It was six
Speaker 11: forty five when they finally when the movie finally started,
Speaker 11: I'm like, this is just egregiously ridiculous. Like I don't
Speaker 11: want to sit here for thirty minutes before a two
Speaker 11: and a half hour movie or over two hour movie.
Speaker 1: It's it's dumb, it's too much.
Speaker 4: I don't know how the young people feel.
Speaker 2: But previews is part of the nostalgic theater experience, right, yeah,
Speaker 2: with the right amount, I have zero problems sitting through
Speaker 2: you know, maybe two or three, but thirty minutes is preposterous, right,
Speaker 2: it wasn't it?
Speaker 4: Maybe like seven eight nine minutes worth. That's not the end,
Speaker 4: that's the thing.
Speaker 1: There were three previews.
Speaker 4: The rest were ads, Oh yeah, that's too much. Yeah
Speaker 4: that's that's yeah.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm like this, this is this is like
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 11: I was very annoyed before the movie even started, but
Speaker 11: then when the movie started, I thought it was fantastic. Man,
Speaker 11: Like the Goose should win something for this. Yeah, he
Speaker 11: was great I could not believe.
Speaker 1: I don't know why.
Speaker 4: I just didn't.
Speaker 11: I don't when I think about great actors, I don't
Speaker 11: think about him in this movie. It he was so good,
Speaker 11: so good to carry the whole movie to be funny,
Speaker 11: the timing of lines. Obviously, he's acting in front of
Speaker 11: some sort of animatronic green goblin or whatever.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 11: I don't want to give too much away, obviously, but
Speaker 11: like it's not a real person that he's probably interacting
Speaker 11: with for half the movie.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 11: I thought he was great. I thought it was fun
Speaker 11: I thought it was funny. Yeah, you have to kind
Speaker 11: of stretch your imagination a little bit. There are some
Speaker 11: just holes in the logic of what happens, but that's
Speaker 11: that's fine.
Speaker 1: I thought I was really good.
Speaker 2: The movie's good enough where you do get to skip
Speaker 2: over the nonsense right one hundred percent. If they fumble
Speaker 2: the bag on the rest of it, then you roll
Speaker 2: your eyes. But they nailed every other aspect DEVI it,
Speaker 2: so the times that you normally would go like, what
Speaker 2: are they doing, it didn't even bother me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because the rest of it's so good. Ye.
Speaker 11: I think I think you even mentioned this that there
Speaker 11: are parts in that that that surprisingly are emotional A ton, Yeah,
Speaker 11: a lot. And I was surprised because even Wells was
Speaker 11: like he he admitted a couple of times afterwards, He's like,
Speaker 11: I was so sad in this part, and it was.
Speaker 1: Like I was so sad that I'm like, I know,
Speaker 1: I can't believe. I can't believe. It got to me
Speaker 1: like that too. It was really good.
Speaker 11: And then and then last night we started on Netflix
Speaker 11: something bad is going to happen.
Speaker 1: Have you guys seen that?
Speaker 4: I've just heard about it.
Speaker 11: No, my goodness, No, I only got through the first
Speaker 11: episode because that's all that all the time I had
Speaker 11: it is it is freaky from like the jump from
Speaker 11: the jump, it's like you are you are on edge
Speaker 11: the whole episode.
Speaker 2: That was the way it was described to me is
Speaker 2: that the tension never stops to the never where it's
Speaker 2: hard to watch because you're just uncomfortable the whole time
Speaker 2: waiting for something bad to happen.
Speaker 1: Abby was like, let's watch another one. I like, I know,
Speaker 1: like I need too much. It's too much. It was
Speaker 1: too much tension.
Speaker 11: Wow, And it's not for late at night getting ready
Speaker 11: to go to bed, like I don't want all this
Speaker 11: anxiety right now, Like this is maybe we watched this
Speaker 11: at seven o'clock at night, not at nine thirty at night.
Speaker 4: And watched like two episodes of the Office to cleanse
Speaker 4: your palate and go to bed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, that was basically my weekend.
Speaker 11: We did the Easter brunch thing and that was fine,
Speaker 11: and you know, took the kids to the baseball field
Speaker 11: after that and worked on some baseball stuff and that
Speaker 11: was it.
Speaker 4: I thought you may maybe like target field, but it
Speaker 4: was just a baseball field.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 4: Target field has way too many food options.
Speaker 1: They really do. It's overwhelming. Who wants all that?
Speaker 4: It's way too many choices.
Speaker 1: If you brought your whole family you would have doubled
Speaker 1: the occupancy yesterday.
Speaker 4: Right now, it's sad.
Speaker 1: Anyway, hope you guys had a good weekend.
Speaker 6: Thank you?
Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you? I did all right? Should we do
Speaker 4: more of what matters and learn more?
Speaker 6: O my god? Yes?
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Tonight is a national title game for men's college basketball,
Speaker 2: Number one Michigan versus number two Yukon. Michigan is a
Speaker 2: seven and a half point favorite on DraftKings.
Speaker 4: That game is in Indy.
Speaker 2: So here's your core Versus four update. Marnie and Tommy
Speaker 2: have already lost. They have lost all four teams, so
Speaker 2: they're out. So they've already paid me right fast Paymas
Speaker 2: makes a fast friends as a superstar. Mike Morris Uston said,
Speaker 2: he's right, your word is your bond. Those two have
Speaker 2: paid immediately because they're out. Kurt, Bill, Ben, Buddy, just listen.
Speaker 2: Out of the other six though out in the cour
Speaker 2: versus four, the other six five have Michigan.
Speaker 4: Let's go.
Speaker 2: One person has Yukon. The only person that picked Yukon
Speaker 2: was Ben Leber.
Speaker 8: Let's go.
Speaker 2: So Ben and I are tiering for Yukon. Everybody else's
Speaker 2: cheering for Michigan.
Speaker 4: Michigan, so he's you and me.
Speaker 9: Ben.
Speaker 4: I want the Husky tonight to win their third title
Speaker 4: in four years.
Speaker 6: Come on, Michigan.
Speaker 2: Michigan looks like the better team. But again, this is
Speaker 2: the pedigree, right You kind OF's been there and done this.
Speaker 2: Michigan hasn't. So let's see if Michigan can do it
Speaker 2: because they're big favorites.
Speaker 5: Tonight, Michigan beat the team we all thought would win
Speaker 5: it by eighteen and.
Speaker 4: That game was over in the first ten minutes. Team
Speaker 4: it was. I know there was a there was a
Speaker 4: time where Arizona went on.
Speaker 2: Like a nine zip run or eleven or something run
Speaker 2: and got it down to like seven, and then Michigan
Speaker 2: was like, all right, enough of this, and then blew
Speaker 2: it right back to like sixteen, and then it was
Speaker 2: almost thirty at one point, like that game was over
Speaker 2: by halftime.
Speaker 5: Without their best player and maybe most of it. And
Speaker 5: I'm sure Corey you have this well, is this correct
Speaker 5: that they have scored ninety points in every game in
Speaker 5: the tournament? That is correct, first time it's ever happened.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, yeah, They're an absolute truck right now. So
Speaker 2: Michigan versus the Huskies and I ben and I versus
Speaker 2: the world. So I either win, either net six hundred
Speaker 2: dollars if UKON wins, or I net a two hundred
Speaker 2: dollars loss, which if Michigan wins, which is fine because
Speaker 2: I just did one Arizona to win, where I would
Speaker 2: have lost all eight hundred and so now that that's
Speaker 2: off the table, I'm kind of free rolling tonight.
Speaker 5: We're fine even a Fewukon wins or excuse me, Michigan wins.
Speaker 5: You still have your golf bet entry think about that.
Speaker 4: I still have my golf bet entries. You you you
Speaker 4: got your money for your for the golf bet two
Speaker 4: hundred bucks. No, I'm losing two hundred dollars. Oh I
Speaker 4: thought you would, you know, I said, he said, two
Speaker 4: hundred dollars loss from Michigan. I win six hundred with Yukon.
Speaker 4: I lose two hundred of Michigan. I don't understand money works,
Speaker 4: but go Michigan. Well you have polyophagia.
Speaker 6: What really matters, though, is is this faia?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's that would be your garbage paid?
Speaker 1: Is it a picture of him eating a baby or
Speaker 1: a puppy?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 2: Won in both hands. Oh man, uh, he actually is
Speaker 2: expected to play. We're looking at it right now on
Speaker 2: on sports.
Speaker 4: Yes, do you know that hawk?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he is kind of a monster mcln ankle issues.
Speaker 2: But yeah, he rolled his ankle really poorly. Really, that
Speaker 2: looked like it hurt Michigan guy or you Michigan, Michigan,
Speaker 2: Well you better be better.
Speaker 11: Well he came back after the locker room and just
Speaker 11: nailed down two threes.
Speaker 4: Yeah whatever, They did most of that dominating without him,
Speaker 4: they really did.
Speaker 1: Yep, yep, all.
Speaker 6: Right, what really matters though, is this hey is April
Speaker 6: sixth And on April sixth of eighteen ninety six, the
Speaker 6: Olympic Games, a long lost tradition of ancient Greece, were
Speaker 6: were born in Athens fifteen hundred years after being banned
Speaker 6: by Roman Emperor Theodosius the First He was no fun.
Speaker 4: He wasn't.
Speaker 6: At the opening of the Athens Games, King Giorgios one
Speaker 6: of Greece and a crowd of sixty thousand spectators walking
Speaker 6: ba athletes from thirteen different nations to the international competition.
Speaker 6: And it all started on this day in eighteen ninety six.
Speaker 6: Some of the events included, you know, normal stuff like
Speaker 6: running the one hundred meters of foreigner meters, pole vault,
Speaker 6: shot put, discus, stuff like that. The first actual marathon
Speaker 6: happened from Marathon to Athens in honor of the legend
Speaker 6: of Fidipities. The swimming events actually took place in the ocean,
Speaker 6: not in a pool. The gymnastics were held outdoors in
Speaker 6: the Panatheonic Stadium, which believed around us where the marathon ends,
Speaker 6: and I ended the Athens Marathon in that stadium. Pretty cool.
Speaker 6: They did the rings, the parallel balls.
Speaker 4: The.
Speaker 6: Parallel bars.
Speaker 1: How they juggle those?
Speaker 6: Yeah? They weightlifting, wrestling, And the very first winner of
Speaker 6: any any event in fifteen hundred years was American James B. Connolly,
Speaker 6: who won the triple jump on the very first day
Speaker 6: of competition. Wow, so there you go, eighteen ninety six.
Speaker 2: I'm a big fan. Love the Olympics. Yeah, fun watch
Speaker 2: the Olympics are great. It was good this year was
Speaker 2: entering this year.
Speaker 6: That's the stadium right there.
Speaker 1: I wonder how many nations were represented back then?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: Is that what you said?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I missed that.
Speaker 6: That's okay. We came in right here.
Speaker 4: And what was it this year? Ninety something? Did we
Speaker 4: hear what I think?
Speaker 2: I think this year for the Winter Olympics, it was
Speaker 2: ninety something.
Speaker 4: You asked how many one gold?
Speaker 1: And it was I don't remember what you said?
Speaker 4: Cool?
Speaker 1: Well, I mean neither did you though? Relax?
Speaker 4: I did saying I said cool? I was relaxed. This
Speaker 4: is Chillney. Yeah, yeah, this is low key me.
Speaker 6: Yeah. Okay, don't make him join the Seattle's first International.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he'll start hitting. I'm not married to you, not yet,
Speaker 4: not yet.
Speaker 2: Yesterday the women's title was an absolutely wow. UCLA wins
Speaker 2: their first ever national title in women's basketball seventy nine
Speaker 2: fifty one over South Carolina and the coaches got along. Yeah,
Speaker 2: a twenty eight point win. That is the third biggest
Speaker 2: margin of VIC in D one women's history. UCLA never
Speaker 2: trailed and it is their thirty first straight win.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't feel.
Speaker 2: One of the worst weekends of anybody was Gino. Right,
Speaker 2: he got just I mean, he just throw an absolute fit.
Speaker 2: Everybody's like, this is the sorest loser in the history
Speaker 2: of winners. Right, He's one of the all time winners,
Speaker 2: and all he does when he loses is throw an
Speaker 2: absolute fit. It's like, no, you gotta I know you
Speaker 2: don't lose very often, but when you do, you gotta
Speaker 2: find a way to just shake hands and walk away, man,
Speaker 2: instead of throwing a giant tantrum every time.
Speaker 5: Did you see the side by side video of his
Speaker 5: player tearing her jersey and then him saying that it
Speaker 5: should have been called a foul even though she did
Speaker 5: it to herself, And all these people are like, how
Speaker 5: do you not know?
Speaker 7: That?
Speaker 4: Not a great weekend?
Speaker 1: For what are we doing?
Speaker 6: What are we doing?
Speaker 1: What are we doing?
Speaker 4: Do you watch SNL speaking of Jeremy Colehayn.
Speaker 6: There there's some good moments.
Speaker 2: I have a music related question based on Jack White
Speaker 2: because Jack White was the musical guest on SNL. So
Speaker 2: his first song comes out rips this really cool guitar
Speaker 2: riff at riff, and you know, either like Jack White
Speaker 2: you don't. And I'm a fan, but a really distant fan,
Speaker 2: Like I'm the kid's super talented, He's insane on guitar,
Speaker 2: he's got cool hooks. The guy's just pure rock and roll,
Speaker 2: Like I get it. And I thought, like, I have
Speaker 2: never owned a White Stripes or a Jack White album.
Speaker 2: And now it's different because people don't really buy albums anymore,
Speaker 2: but back in the day, never owned an album from
Speaker 2: him or any of his projects.
Speaker 4: What was the other one?
Speaker 2: Rock and tours? Right, never had a Jack White album
Speaker 2: in my life. But I'm like, man, I really like
Speaker 2: the dude. I just would have never purchased an album.
Speaker 2: And I thought, who do you guys like the most
Speaker 2: band or artists that you like the most, but you
Speaker 2: never purchased an album or ever saw them live? Because
Speaker 2: that's a fine line because how much can you like
Speaker 2: him if you're never willing to invest any of your time.
Speaker 2: I've never once in my life googled or you know,
Speaker 2: like searched for a Jack White song. I've never been
Speaker 2: like I got to hear the White Stripes today, never once. Right,
Speaker 2: I've heard him on the radio. Chris used to play
Speaker 2: them a lot when we used to play music here. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I've seen him on SNL his halftime show is that Thanksgiving?
Speaker 4: Yeah, for Detroit. It was fantastic, fantastic. The guy rips.
Speaker 1: I'm a fan.
Speaker 4: He gets and he's an interesting dude.
Speaker 2: If you've heard interviews with him, he's a really good
Speaker 2: interview I'm fascinated by him. I've invested zero seconds of
Speaker 2: my life into him, and I'm like, I really like
Speaker 2: that guy, and I just don't actively care if that
Speaker 2: makes sense. You guys, have anybody off the top of
Speaker 2: your head that's in that little gray zone of you
Speaker 2: really like him, but you don't own any of their stuff?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Creed, You never had a Creed album, never had
Speaker 4: a Creed album. It was just always on the radio.
Speaker 4: And you know, yeah, I've never owned a Creed album.
Speaker 4: And they've never seen them live. No, I've never seen
Speaker 4: them live. Would you pay to see them live? Probably?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: If they played to you, I guess then slammers.
Speaker 2: Then I would say, then that doesn't count because I'm
Speaker 2: never gonna pay to see Jack White. Okay, you got
Speaker 2: to find somebody that you're just like, Nope, not interested
Speaker 2: anybody else jump off the top of your head, you know.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Eminem interesting.
Speaker 5: I like it.
Speaker 6: You know, there's some songs of his, but I've never
Speaker 6: seen him, and I never would go to one of
Speaker 6: his shows.
Speaker 2: And you've never like gone on iHeart or Spotify, and man,
Speaker 2: I want to hear without me by Eminem right now.
Speaker 6: But every time one comes on, I'm like, this is good.
Speaker 3: Man like this.
Speaker 2: That's a huge name, That's what I'm saying. That's a
Speaker 2: big name to fit in that category. Man, you got one, Max,
Speaker 2: you got one.
Speaker 1: No, I don't have anything off the top of my head,
Speaker 1: but I would say that you guys, I've said this before.
Speaker 11: I'm not a huge, huge music guy in that I
Speaker 11: deep dive on anybody like I like a lot of
Speaker 11: just music. Superficially. It's the reason why I don't love Prince.
Speaker 11: You know, I don't know't I didn't get it. I
Speaker 11: didn't I don't get Prince. So I mean that could
Speaker 11: be one of them. Like, I respect him, I respect
Speaker 11: his body of work, never bought an album, would never
Speaker 11: go to his concert, don't care.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 11: The problem is there are a lot of people that
Speaker 11: you guys probably would bring up that you guys in
Speaker 11: g iconic that I would feel the same way. I'm like, yeah, cool.
Speaker 11: I mean I can listen to the music on the
Speaker 11: radio and I think it's great. I put them in
Speaker 11: like the respect column, respect the heck out of them,
Speaker 11: not spending a night watching them live at a concert
Speaker 11: and not spending money on an actual album.
Speaker 4: But I like them.
Speaker 2: It's sacrilegious because I'm a born and raised Minnesota and
Speaker 2: I know you're not. And that's like partially your Print's take,
Speaker 2: right as you were exposed to him later in life. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so I would have argued everything you just said about
Speaker 2: Prince was the same for me until I got asked
Speaker 2: to go see him at Target Center. Because I never
Speaker 2: owned a Princes album, I didn't actively seek out print songs.
Speaker 2: And then I saw him live and I was like,
Speaker 2: oh man, did I miss the boat on this? Because
Speaker 2: it was unbelievable. So I was of the production or
Speaker 2: just him him on guitar I'm like, that's how naive
Speaker 2: I was with his guitar skills. I'm like, I thought
Speaker 2: Prince was like a eighties pop singer, Like I had
Speaker 2: no idea. He shredded like that, See had no idea?
Speaker 1: See again.
Speaker 11: I think that is where I'm I'm a terrible person
Speaker 11: when it comes to musical influence and and all this
Speaker 11: musical fandom, because I would listen to a guy like
Speaker 11: Prince or Santana who are who have known for them
Speaker 11: for their guitar skills, and be like that's annoying, Like
Speaker 11: that's that's too much. You know, when when Santana goes
Speaker 11: on a five minute riff, I'm like, I can't listen
Speaker 11: to this, this is garbage, you know, Like I don't,
Speaker 11: I don't look at that, don't listen to that and
Speaker 11: say that I need more of that. I say, that's great,
Speaker 11: but can we move on with the song. It's the
Speaker 11: same thing with Dave Matthews when they go If you
Speaker 11: like watching Dave Matthews and you're at a live concerto
Speaker 11: and he plays a song, but then his band goes
Speaker 11: on for eighteen minutes just just jamming.
Speaker 1: I was like, can we move on here? Like I
Speaker 1: get it. You guys are all professionals. You don't have
Speaker 1: to go.
Speaker 11: Maybe a couple of minutes of everybody's showing off their skills.
Speaker 11: But to do this ten times during the concert, it's
Speaker 11: a little much.
Speaker 1: What are doing?
Speaker 4: Please stop?
Speaker 1: What is the goal here? Maxwell? I was just I
Speaker 1: was trying to rack my brain. I think the Beastie
Speaker 1: Boys would be a good one for me. Like, I
Speaker 1: like the Beastie Boys a lot, but I have never
Speaker 1: and like I've never dove into their history. I've never
Speaker 1: like dived into their discography, and I probably wouldn't see
Speaker 1: them live discography well said.
Speaker 4: In fact, most artists that I like, I would at
Speaker 4: least be like, all right, sure I go see them live.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I never got to see the Beastie Boys either.
Speaker 2: There say that one tour where they did it like
Speaker 2: all in the round and it was a huge deal
Speaker 2: and I should have gone, and I didn't.
Speaker 5: I saw them at like a Rock the Vote thing
Speaker 5: with Tenacious D in them, like twenty years Agoacious Tenacious
Speaker 5: D was Spider.
Speaker 1: They are super fun in the right venue.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're fun. Yeahah yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: If you want to see Jack Black sing for real,
Speaker 2: google him singing Wicked Game by Chris Isaac Yeah, and
Speaker 2: Kyle from Tanis he's playing guitar. Yeah, phenomenal, who can
Speaker 2: legitimately sing when he wants to, when he tries to,
Speaker 2: and he's not doing the cartoonish voice.
Speaker 4: The guy's a good singer.
Speaker 11: He's a legit talent. Yeah, very just in general, he's
Speaker 11: super funny and then if he needs to play a
Speaker 11: dramatic role, he can do it.
Speaker 6: Did y see by the way, Oaks daughter sing on
Speaker 6: stage with with gas No No. She He was playing
Speaker 6: a show here locally, and he asked if anybody in
Speaker 6: the audience could do the Jack Black part of one
Speaker 6: of their songs. Since she raised her hand, he brought
Speaker 6: her on stage.
Speaker 4: That's true, It's true. I saw the song, don't I
Speaker 4: don't know? That's amazing. Yeah, wow really.
Speaker 6: Yeah, she's a huge fan. Obviously your dad is too.
Speaker 6: She got to go on stage this video. I saw
Speaker 6: the video.
Speaker 4: So cool.
Speaker 1: That is sweet?
Speaker 6: Isn't that great?
Speaker 2: That?
Speaker 4: It's cool?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 4: The news is there's Michael J.
Speaker 1: Mus Marty, i'musy. He's still talking about the bands evening.
Speaker 1: Go for it?
Speaker 4: Do you have one in that sweet spot?
Speaker 6: Where hold after the break?
Speaker 2: And tell us you never owned, never owned an album,
Speaker 2: never seen them live, but the maximum amount of respect
Speaker 2: for somebody that you've never invested time into.
Speaker 1: I have one and you guys are gonna be really
Speaker 1: really shocked on what the band is.
Speaker 2: No, that is a tease that and tackle Terry Tuma
Speaker 2: after this on the fan hold