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Speaker 1: This portion of the Joe Show podcast is powered by

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Speaker 1: Fair and Farah, Tampa Accident Attorneys. So I'm going to Tucson, Arizona.

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Speaker 1: That's where I was born. I'm excited because I get

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Speaker 1: to stay with my grandma and my papa. My grandma's

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Speaker 1: so cute. She's already been texting me yesterday. Can I

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Speaker 1: read the time?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: You want to hear about it that? You want to

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Speaker 3: hear a text from a great grandma, Not not my.

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Speaker 2: Great grandma, your grandma.

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Speaker 3: But my amazing grandma.

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Speaker 2: She texted me this, So excited to see you.

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Speaker 1: She said, two more sleeps. What kind of chocolate chips

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Speaker 1: do you like in your cookies? Milk, chocolate or semi sweet?

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Speaker 1: And do you want nuts? If so, walnuts or almonds?

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Speaker 1: What time does your plane land in? Which airline? I

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Speaker 1: don't want to miss out on one second of having

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Speaker 1: you here.

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Speaker 2: Oh, that is the sweetest thing ever.

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Speaker 1: My grandma has said that she she cuts hair at home.

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Speaker 1: She said that she is making sure that no client

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Speaker 1: here there so we could spend the most time. But

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Speaker 1: she also said anything I want to do, She goes,

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Speaker 1: I'll give you your car if you want to go

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Speaker 1: see your cousins. If anything at all, you let me

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Speaker 1: know you've got full rights to my car. So here's

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Speaker 1: my question with my grandma's car. Weed's legal in Arizona.

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Speaker 1: Can I can I lie to my grandma and say

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Speaker 1: that I'm going some I can't tell.

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Speaker 3: My grandma I'm going to get weed.

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Speaker 1: My grandma is a wonderful Christian, loving, beautiful My grandma

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Speaker 1: is my favorite person in the whole entire world.

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Speaker 3: Can I use her car to go get weak?

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Speaker 2: Yes, but you cannot tell her where you're going.

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Speaker 3: I can't find out.

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Speaker 4: She cannot find I've lived in Michigan, where was legal.

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Speaker 4: My grandmother never knew. When I was going to the dispenser.

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Speaker 4: I was like, hey, Grandma, just going up here at Target,

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Speaker 4: you know, just grab some bed sheets.

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Speaker 1: But I feel bad lying in my grandma. No, I

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Speaker 1: genuinely like, I probably don't know. Maybe when I was

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Speaker 1: a little kid, maybe I said a lie. I don't

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Speaker 1: think I've ever lied to migrants.

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Speaker 2: Hi, we're on the radio, Thanks for the morning.

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Speaker 1: So I'm talking about how I'm gonna be in Tucson

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Speaker 1: and Grandma said that I can use her car. She's like,

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Speaker 1: you know, I'm not I got nothing going on, purposely

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Speaker 1: so that you can take my car if you want

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Speaker 1: to go see Ben and Brandon or you know whatever.

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Speaker 1: And she she said, whatever, did you know that weed

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Speaker 1: is legal in Arizona?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 3: God, I don't keep that on that laws.

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Speaker 1: But what do you think because it's it's your mom.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna smoke grandma car out?

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Speaker 1: No, I'm not gonna smoke in my grandma's car. But

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Speaker 1: do you do you think like, because I can't tell her,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to go get it.

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Speaker 5: Oh, she might want to go with you, maybe tick

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Speaker 5: her out for a fun little Wait?

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Speaker 2: What is she into that? I mean she I'm a

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Speaker 2: hippie baby?

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Speaker 3: She she did it for her. Joe, are you finally wait?

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Speaker 3: What couldn't do it now?

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Speaker 2: She's not going to sit there and do it with you,

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Speaker 2: but she'll she loves spending time with you. She won't.

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Speaker 2: She'll probably help you whatever.

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Speaker 5: Okay, we need to get Joe pair of medaglasses and

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Speaker 5: why from the dispensary grandmother?

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Speaker 3: Wait, my grandma smokes weed.

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Speaker 2: No, not currently, but she did back in the day.

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Speaker 3: She's not allowed to do that.

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Speaker 2: Well, she was a hippie, she was.

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Speaker 3: You guys should see pictures.

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Speaker 2: I would love to see pictures.

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Speaker 1: Hey, that's my grandma. So you think I can't be

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Speaker 1: honest with grandma? One time Papa found my weed pen

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Speaker 2: Was he really?

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Speaker 3: Oh so mad?

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Speaker 2: What do you think your grandma would say? When my

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Speaker 2: grandfather died, he did so many gummies? He couldn't walk.

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Speaker 3: What my great papa not when he when great Papa died,

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Speaker 3: my dad did so many he took two gummies because

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Speaker 3: what my papa? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: No, there's something new every day. No, yeah, you got

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Speaker 2: a cool family.

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Speaker 1: This is my least favorite moment in show history. I

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Speaker 1: don't even want this podcast to do. I don't want

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Speaker 1: anyone in my family to hear this.

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Speaker 3: No, I don't want my.

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Speaker 1: I don't want my cousins to But I want to

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Speaker 1: listen back to this.

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Speaker 3: This is crazy. Is there anything else you want to tell.

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Speaker 4: Me about that?

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Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know why it's so surprising. I

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Speaker 2: just said, you take grandma to the dispensary.

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Speaker 3: Would you be happy if you heard of your grandma's.

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Speaker 4: Yes, I like about to come to the dispensary with

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Speaker 4: That would be a great field trip.

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Speaker 2: Take her with you.

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Speaker 3: I think you should take her.

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Speaker 2: I think you should.

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Speaker 5: Who knows, they might even have a senior discount. They

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Speaker 5: might have a senior discount at the dispensary. I don't

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Speaker 5: want to I know them my name. No, I don't

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Speaker 5: want my I don't want my grandma to know. I

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Speaker 5: smoke weed?

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Speaker 3: Really?

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Speaker 2: You know you does?

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, if your papa caught you with your weed

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Speaker 5: pen you don't think she told him?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well told me. I bet you he told her.

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Speaker 3: And then my Grandma's like, that's not true.

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Speaker 2: She probably did because she loved you, so kind.

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Speaker 1: Of like what my mom's doing right now. My papa

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Speaker 1: had eight animals, and I don't believe. I don't want

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Speaker 2: That they all had a life before us.

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Speaker 3: I don't like that. Swhere are you.

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Speaker 2: Dispensary right now?

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Speaker 4: Okay, so you're taking grandma to the dispensary this weekend.

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Speaker 2: I think I think you should.

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Speaker 4: You are thirty years old.

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Speaker 3: That is Graham awake right now?

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Speaker 1: You think.

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Speaker 2: Am I I don't know?

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Speaker 5: Text her? Won't you text her? And then we'll go

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Speaker 2: No, Grandma will go dispn to be with you.

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Speaker 3: Now.

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Speaker 2: I smoke with a grandma, just not my grandma.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you ever seen two turn Tony on TikTok? He

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Speaker 2: And that video will go viral her she can just

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Speaker 2: go with you to get it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she's not gonna want to have drugs in her house.

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Speaker 2: A drug lord it is, then, it's not a it's

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Speaker 2: not a narcotic.

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Speaker 1: It's fine coming from the guy who smokes literally every day,

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Speaker 1: pretty much the whole entire day. I feel very uncomfortable

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Speaker 1: about all of you you do. I don't like any

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Speaker 1: of this, and this might actually be I might quit

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Speaker 2: A grandma, it is my grandma.

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Speaker 3: All right, Well, I love you, mom, kaya to the show.

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Speaker 2: I think you take her, you take her. I wish

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Speaker 2: I would love to.

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Speaker 4: Take my grandmother to dispensary if I knew she was

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Speaker 4: a hippie back in the day. She wasn't a hippie.

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Speaker 4: But your grandma is used to this that we probably

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Speaker 3: I really hope my grandma doesn't pick up. I can't

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Speaker 3: believe that this is a it's a big leap, I know.

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Speaker 2: I hope she is.

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Speaker 3: It rings two more times. I'm hanging up right now.

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Speaker 2: She's got to get to the phone at seven seventeen.

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Speaker 3: Don't pick up, don't pick up.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I thought that was God. One more, please.

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Speaker 4: Don't pick up.

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Speaker 3: Come on, don't you want to talk?

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Speaker 5: I'll call her after no, no, ask your mom for

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Speaker 3: Hey, this is the Joe Show.

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Speaker 4: Make you following on Instagram, Twitter all that because we

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Speaker 4: need you to do social all weekend.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna have them, I know.

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Speaker 5: But on top of the live grands for grand.

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Speaker 4: And because you said she cut hair, I want her

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Speaker 3: Oh, I was already playing it.

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Speaker 2: TikTok. They love grandma and grandkids. Give me those videos.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna go viral.

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Speaker 3: I just I'm so disappointed to hear that my papa

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Speaker 1: Edible, not he had more than because he's he's my

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Speaker 1: pop your it is so the times have changed, my friend.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't like it.

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Speaker 5: My mom was super anti cannabis.

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Speaker 3: I don't about my mom too.

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Speaker 2: Because my mom's retired, she's no longer working.

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Speaker 3: My mom was super anti cannabis. It's the devil.

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Speaker 5: And then it started becoming legal nationwide. She had a

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Speaker 4: When I went home in January, I went to dispinsaring

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Speaker 4: my mom and she's like, hey, can you give me

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah?

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Speaker 4: Why you're acting like it's I am so anti marijuana.

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Speaker 3: Why I'm not even calling it weed anymore? I don't like.

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Speaker 5: You got to turn the tables on both your grandparents

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Speaker 5: this weekend, Joe, and you just got to say, listen,

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Speaker 5: I know for a fact Jesus, Jesus smoked a sheh,

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Speaker 5: so didn't he smoked cannabis some form of it. They're

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Speaker 1: Alright, you better because that's this one, dude, I don't

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Speaker 1: play with. If you're lying about God, think about it. Sandals,

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Speaker 1: that's a great nickname. Moses got high with the burning bush.

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Speaker 1: The whole entire hymn seeing God in the vision of God.

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Speaker 1: The burning bush is ayahuasca. The Bible was on drugs.

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Speaker 1: So all the things that these Holy Christians are saying, no,

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Speaker 1: you can't smoke weed, get read the Old Testament.

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