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Speaker 1: On Tampa Bay's number one and only hit music channel

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Speaker 1: ninety three three FLZ.

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Speaker 2: It's the Joe Show.

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Speaker 1: We've got an event tonight, and I bought clothes specifically

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Speaker 1: for tonight. So here's the deal. First of all, I

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Speaker 1: need to know from you eight hundred four O nine

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Speaker 1: ninety three ninety three. What's like an unconventional diet or

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Speaker 1: quick losey weighty type of thing that you have done?

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Speaker 1: Or maybe when I tell you what Jed and I

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Speaker 1: are doing and you're like, this is a bad idea, guys,

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Speaker 1: don't do it. You can also let us know eight

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Speaker 1: hundred four O nine ninety three ninety three. So my

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Speaker 1: pants are barely fitting, Like I am suffocating my butt

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Speaker 1: when I wear these pants, and my waistline is like,

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Speaker 1: what the hell is wrong with you?

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Speaker 2: Right now? What are you doing?

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Speaker 1: That's how tight it is. It's kind of tough to

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Speaker 1: fit into close at this time of the years. Giving uh,

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Speaker 1: my fiance and I went. I went to Disney World

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Speaker 1: for the holidays, so a lot of drinking, eating. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so like I I've just got that holiday chub on me.

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Speaker 2: Paus.

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Speaker 1: Jed said, Hey, I can help you out with this.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you a caffeine pill in the morning,

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Speaker 1: the morning of the event. So the events tonight, he

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Speaker 1: gave me caffeine pills. And I guess what he says

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Speaker 1: is is that all of the waters about to leave

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Speaker 1: my body. He says, you're gonna start paying a lot. Well,

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Speaker 1: here a little t M I for everyone. I'm not paying. No,

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Speaker 1: have you had any water? How much water have you

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Speaker 1: had to drink?

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Speaker 2: Though he gave you something from Violet Willie Walker. You're

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Speaker 2: gonna blow up, Joe. I would not do that too.

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Speaker 2: I'm telling you, yeah, no, but I think that trust me,

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Speaker 2: it doesn't hit right away. The more water you drink

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Speaker 2: and try to stay away from sodium because sodium retains water,

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Speaker 2: so you're gonna keep that water on you. And that's

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Speaker 2: why you feel bloated, because you've had a lot of

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Speaker 2: water to drink the last twenty four hours. Joe. But

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Speaker 2: but hold on, this is gonna get all the water

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Speaker 2: out of your system at what time? I don't know.

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Speaker 2: It's like I don't know Joe's body. I know for

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Speaker 2: me personally, I told you what I do Joe for

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Speaker 2: for myself when I feel bloated, and what what goes

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Speaker 2: on for me, and I'm telling you that all this

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Speaker 2: water is gonna escape out of your body. You gotta

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Speaker 2: take the pills. You gotta drink the water. And then

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Speaker 2: how much water have you had? I've had, I mean

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Speaker 2: half half a cup of water? Okay, how many times

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Speaker 2: have you gone pee? Twice already?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Have you got already? Yes? I went like half a

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Speaker 2: pea because it wasn't even satis when I went paid.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't one of those like Austin power ones can

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Speaker 2: stop and keep going.

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Speaker 1: Like you ever go to the bathroom, you ever go pee,

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Speaker 1: and it's like at least sixty second to stop.

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Speaker 2: Okay, oh my gosh, just stop. Watch.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes I sometimes I pee and I want my fiance

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Speaker 1: to hear it because I want it. And she'd be like, wow,

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Speaker 1: that's very impressive.

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Speaker 2: It sounds like a fountain.

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Speaker 4: Yes.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes I I know I'm thirty, but I'll call my

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Speaker 1: mom and I go, Mom, I just went to the

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Speaker 1: bathroom for like two minutes.

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Speaker 2: It's not helping. We got it. Well, it's not how

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Speaker 2: long ago did we take him Joe even know? Yeah exactly, yeah,

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Speaker 2: but what time is it supposed to hit? Like if

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Speaker 2: he has to put his pants on. It what, You'll

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Speaker 2: be fine by two o'clock.

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Speaker 1: You just have to taking him so I can't eat

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Speaker 1: the whole entire day. If you want to fit in

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Speaker 1: those pants, this is not eating. Okay, But what happens

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Speaker 1: when he puts the pants on and then he starts

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Speaker 1: to eat, well, he needs to un buttton the pants.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah yo.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you can't hit on that you want to you're

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Speaker 5: on a liquid diet.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but if you Joe, how bad do you want

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Speaker 2: to fit in these pants? Okay? Brian, Brian, you say

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Speaker 2: that Jed's doing something to me. What was he doing?

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Speaker 3: Brian, Brian, Hey, hey, hey, so why why is Jed

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Speaker 3: giving you the mean girl's diet? You remember when Regina

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Speaker 3: when the girl gives Regina George those bars and says.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm not trying to make Joe fat. What happened

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Speaker 2: trying to fit in her skirt and she can't do it?

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Speaker 2: She ate them bars.

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Speaker 4: That's what it sounds like.

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Speaker 5: Jed sabotaging Joe right now, not sabotage.

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Speaker 2: Look what it says out here, I'll get the.

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Speaker 1: Bottle out, Yeah, get the bottle out of Read the bottle,

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Speaker 1: Read the bottle.

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Speaker 2: If you're just training, thank you, Brian. If you're just

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Speaker 2: turning in your radio, yeah, I love you more.

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Speaker 1: I am praying right now that Jed isn't trying to

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Speaker 1: secretly make me fat. We have an event tonight. I

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Speaker 1: bought pants for it, and they don't They don't really.

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Speaker 1: I mean they fit, but they don't really fit. If

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Speaker 1: I can get a little bit of water weight off

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Speaker 1: of me, I think I'll be you know good. Jed

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Speaker 1: came up with the grand idea of him and I

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Speaker 1: taking caffeine pills. Now he's reading the bottle to say, hey, listen,

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Speaker 1: it says right here that will lose water weight. He's

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Speaker 1: been reading it since I.

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Speaker 2: Breastfeeding. You can't what are you praying in a breastfeeding

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Speaker 2: not another player? Are good? You're not a child, so

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Speaker 2: you're okay on there? Uh yeah, So you get two

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Speaker 2: hours or okay, two pills, okay, every three to four hours.

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Speaker 2: So you took one about thirty minutes ago, so that

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Speaker 2: means in about two hours we'll take it again. We'll

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Speaker 2: take it again, okay. It says just do not exceed

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Speaker 2: a twenty four hour period. You gotta drink up to

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Speaker 2: six glasses of water.

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Speaker 1: Okay, but where does it say in the bottle that

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Speaker 1: we're gonna lose bloat? I feel like you just gave

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Speaker 1: me caffeine pills. These are when I hear caffeine pill,

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Speaker 1: I think it.

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Speaker 2: Says for uses temporary water retention for uh retention, No

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Speaker 2: for temporary for bloating, swelling, full feeling fatigue associated with

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Speaker 2: pre menstrual and menstrual periods? Are you taking your mom's pills?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: Should just give me water period? Says prompt.

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Speaker 5: I know there's two looking white, two good looking white

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Speaker 5: on the show, but they're not gonna be one.

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Speaker 2: Name my man, What the hell did this guy just

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Speaker 2: give me?

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Speaker 4: I don't know, but I think you would like I

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Speaker 4: think you had a better chance with a ball of

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Speaker 4: the devil dander if you'll be thinner than arid on

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Speaker 4: a wicked, wet carpet event.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I can't come on now, and then

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Speaker 2: we can't have that. We can't have this. I gotta

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Speaker 2: figure that out. Should I hung out with that? I've

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Speaker 2: never I've never done it before because I'm a little.

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Speaker 4: Wik gonna say there is no there is no overnight.

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Speaker 3: There's like really no overnight weight loss.

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Speaker 1: Thing.

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Speaker 3: Even if you lose the water weight, I don't think

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Speaker 3: you'll lose any mass. So yeah, man, you're just gonna

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Speaker 3: listen Jed Joe. I'm gonna tell you something.

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Speaker 4: You both are beautiful no matter what they say, because

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Speaker 4: you want beautiful jewels.

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Speaker 2: We understand that jewels. But we're trying to fit in

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Speaker 2: a pair of pants tonight.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, hey, it is so it is so all that

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Speaker 4: cake when y'all you're gonna be so cakey a jingle ball,

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Speaker 4: They're gonna be like, damn he thick not.

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Speaker 1: If not, if the button on my pants shoots out,

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Speaker 1: and then we're gonna have a big issue.

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Speaker 4: Sexy man that must top.

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Speaker 3: Then'll gonna be sexy. List is gonna be rubbing that belly.

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Speaker 1: Like yeah, I might actually look like I have a

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Speaker 1: butt with all the water weight.

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Speaker 2: Mattle I have. Somebody texted me at nine seven seven

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Speaker 2: two zero. I take a caffeine pill like every morning

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Speaker 2: and pe all Moore haven't gone I haven't gone to

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Speaker 2: the bathroom. Well, you know what, start drinking water, partner,

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Speaker 2: because we're got you catch up. You have to start

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Speaker 2: just drinking water now, water water, water, water, water, because.

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Speaker 1: The buttons going to shoot out of my pants when

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Speaker 1: I get on stage to get in the forehead.

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Speaker 4: That'll be a viral video though that.

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Speaker 1: I will say my feet are sweating a lot. Is

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Speaker 1: that I.

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Speaker 2: Let me read the label my feet are sweating? Is

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Speaker 2: that good? Or no help or contact poison control right away?

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Speaker 2: If my feet are sweating, Just as if you're having

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Speaker 2: any issues, hold on, I don't necessarily know if it's

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Speaker 2: you need a diuretic that will make you pea and

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Speaker 2: the water weight. Yeah, this is what it is.

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Speaker 5: It's maximum's strength bloat reliever, prompt and effective water bloat relief.

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Speaker 5: All right, Well, relieve discomfort and re energize at not

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Speaker 5: Joe Carballo at Live with Joe Show, follow.

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Speaker 1: Us around, We're gonna be hanging out with it. If kids,

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Speaker 1: you like a Disney Channel, We're gonna hang out with

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Speaker 1: Freya sky tonight. We're gonna be with Nelly too, So

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Speaker 1: hang out with us and we'll we'll, you know, get

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Speaker 1: him on our page and and they'll talk to you

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Speaker 1: guys and one that. It will be very very very

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Speaker 1: cool and you'll be able to check and see if

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Speaker 1: this worked. Yeah, so far, I'm peeing out of my toes.

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Speaker 1: Other than that I don't know