WEBVTT - Communist Countries 0:00:00.320 --> 0:00:04.720 It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The 0:00:04.840 --> 0:00:09.160 Jesse Kelly Show. We are going to discuss these college jobs, 0:00:09.280 --> 0:00:13.480 college graduates, Americans aren't finding where foreigners are. We're gonna 0:00:13.480 --> 0:00:16.120 get to emails. We're gonna make fun of producer Corey. 0:00:16.400 --> 0:00:19.080 We have so much to come in the final hour 0:00:19.160 --> 0:00:25.239 of The Jesse Kelly Show. But last week I think 0:00:25.239 --> 0:00:29.080 I did you a disservice because I hadn't read into 0:00:29.120 --> 0:00:32.159 it enough yet in the headline and I'm making this up, 0:00:32.159 --> 0:00:35.400 but it was something similar to this. The headline was 0:00:37.000 --> 0:00:45.760 Ukraine group possibly aided Joe Biden's election. What what? So 0:00:47.360 --> 0:00:51.320 let's rewind a little bit, shall we. Let's tell a 0:00:51.320 --> 0:00:54.720 little tale, and I'm going to warn you ahet a time. 0:00:55.840 --> 0:01:00.080 This is going to have an unsatisfactory ending because the 0:01:00.160 --> 0:01:05.119 investigation is just now underway and we don't know how 0:01:05.160 --> 0:01:11.200 it's gonna end or where it's gonna lead. Let's rewind Ukraine. 0:01:11.560 --> 0:01:15.880 It used to be a Soviet country, obviously. Now the 0:01:15.920 --> 0:01:21.319 thing is with those former communist countries, they're generally pretty 0:01:21.360 --> 0:01:24.920 corrupt because communists are demonic and corrupt and they just 0:01:24.959 --> 0:01:31.839 steal everything. So after Ukraine became its own thing, Ukraine 0:01:32.640 --> 0:01:35.240 as much as your liberal ant Peggy loves her Ukraine 0:01:35.319 --> 0:01:39.480 t shirt. Ukraine has been famously one of the most 0:01:39.480 --> 0:01:43.200 corrupt countries on the planet. I mean, we all think 0:01:43.240 --> 0:01:46.520 about this. Mexico is a great example of this. If 0:01:46.560 --> 0:01:49.360 I say Mexico, one of the first words you would 0:01:49.440 --> 0:01:51.760 use to describe Mexico would be corrupt. While they're all 0:01:51.840 --> 0:01:53.840 on the take, right, the politicians are on the take, 0:01:53.920 --> 0:01:55.640 and the cops are on the take, and the military 0:01:55.680 --> 0:01:58.600 they're all on the take. Right, Totally true. Yeah, so's 0:01:58.680 --> 0:02:03.560 Ukraine famously. Everyone just that's that's how you do business. 0:02:04.200 --> 0:02:07.320 You want this contract, good pay me, You want to 0:02:07.320 --> 0:02:09.880 get out of this parking ticket, good pay me, you 0:02:09.919 --> 0:02:13.960 want this pay me? Everyone's on the take. They were 0:02:14.560 --> 0:02:18.959 fame miss for this before Vladimir Putin invaded to try 0:02:18.960 --> 0:02:21.959 to take some of the country back. Fame miss for this. 0:02:23.080 --> 0:02:25.360 None of your journalists actually told you this, because we 0:02:25.400 --> 0:02:28.359 all had to pretend like Ukraine was just you know, 0:02:28.600 --> 0:02:30.920 heaven on Earth and those evil Russians were the only 0:02:30.960 --> 0:02:34.640 bad guys. But Ukraine was a horribly corrupt place. Zelenski 0:02:34.720 --> 0:02:36.840 keeps having to let people go because they's still a 0:02:36.840 --> 0:02:43.440 corrupt place. But setting that aside. Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton. 0:02:44.760 --> 0:02:49.519 They changed out Ukraine's government back in twenty thirteen, twenty fourteen. 0:02:50.840 --> 0:02:54.680 They made it instead of a pro putin government, a 0:02:54.840 --> 0:02:58.639 pro Western government. Well that's how they sold it. They're 0:02:58.680 --> 0:03:03.840 going to be more on our side. Okay, And surprise, surprise, 0:03:04.960 --> 0:03:12.119 Joe Biden, vice president, Joe Biden, his son who's had 0:03:12.160 --> 0:03:18.519 some problems, Hunter Biden found himself a nice job over there, 0:03:19.240 --> 0:03:24.040 a job with a power company known as Barisma. Now 0:03:24.600 --> 0:03:27.960 I know you're going to find this stunning, but there 0:03:27.960 --> 0:03:34.640 were accusations of corruption with Barisma. Okay, so there was 0:03:34.639 --> 0:03:41.760 a prosecutor looking into Barisma. Joe Biden, vice president did 0:03:41.800 --> 0:03:42.400 something about it. 0:03:42.440 --> 0:03:46.520 Remember that was over, I guess the twelve thirteenth time 0:03:46.600 --> 0:03:50.600 to Kiev, and I was supposed to announce that there 0:03:50.680 --> 0:03:54.440 was another billion dollar loan guarantee. And I had gotten 0:03:54.440 --> 0:03:59.160 a commitment from Porshenko and from Yachts in York that 0:03:59.200 --> 0:04:02.240 they would take act against the state prosecutor. And they didn't. 0:04:02.840 --> 0:04:05.000 So they said they were walking out to press comt 0:04:05.000 --> 0:04:06.360 and said no, I said, I'm not going to go 0:04:07.000 --> 0:04:07.840 or we're not going to. 0:04:07.760 --> 0:04:08.840 Give you the billion dollars. 0:04:09.440 --> 0:04:11.680 They said, you have no authority, you're not the president. 0:04:11.760 --> 0:04:15.360 The president said, I said, call them. I said, I'm 0:04:15.360 --> 0:04:18.160 telling you're not getting a billion dollars. I said, you're 0:04:18.160 --> 0:04:19.800 not getting the billion. I'm going to be leaving here. 0:04:19.839 --> 0:04:21.480 And I think it was what six hours. I look 0:04:21.520 --> 0:04:23.560 at I said, I'm leaving the six hours. If the 0:04:23.560 --> 0:04:26.920 prosecutor's not fired, you're not getting the money. Oh son 0:04:26.920 --> 0:04:31.960 of got fired and they put in place someone who 0:04:32.160 --> 0:04:33.280 was solid. 0:04:34.960 --> 0:04:41.640 Solid, someone who was solid, someone who's not going to 0:04:41.680 --> 0:04:46.479 investigate my son. All right, Now, fast forward from there. 0:04:47.839 --> 0:04:50.440 Joe Biden is President of the United States of America. 0:04:51.800 --> 0:04:56.320 Vladimir Putin chooses to invade Ukraine. Of course you remember 0:04:56.400 --> 0:05:05.200 all this. Then. It was almost odd how Joe Biden 0:05:05.320 --> 0:05:08.000 was constantly trying to sell that to the American people. 0:05:08.839 --> 0:05:11.039 And similar to what I've been warning Trump about. At 0:05:11.080 --> 0:05:12.880 the moment, the American people didn't want to hear it. 0:05:12.920 --> 0:05:15.680 You could never make the issue pull very well because 0:05:15.720 --> 0:05:18.599 we were poor back at home. No one wants to 0:05:18.640 --> 0:05:21.440 hear about a foreign war anywhere of any kind when 0:05:21.440 --> 0:05:24.240 they're not happy at home. But Joe Biden, man, he 0:05:24.440 --> 0:05:26.640 was missedter Ukraine. We're going to give you all you need, 0:05:26.680 --> 0:05:28.760 all the weapons, all the money, have more money, have 0:05:28.800 --> 0:05:31.200 more weapons, have more money, have more weapons. And he 0:05:31.279 --> 0:05:33.080 kept trying to sell it to you over and over 0:05:33.120 --> 0:05:39.359 and over again. Well, it turns out, and this is 0:05:39.400 --> 0:05:42.119 courtesy of John Solomon at Just the News. They're always 0:05:42.160 --> 0:05:48.279 breaking amazing stories over there, there was there was a plan, 0:05:48.440 --> 0:05:53.600 if you will. The plan was this. The plan was 0:05:53.640 --> 0:05:56.560 to take your money. I believe the number was two 0:05:56.640 --> 0:06:01.200 or three hundred million dollars. Take your money, send the 0:06:01.279 --> 0:06:05.320 money to Ukraine for quote green energy or something like that. 0:06:06.120 --> 0:06:09.440 Then one guy gives it to another guy, who gives 0:06:09.440 --> 0:06:11.719 it to another guy who gives it, you know, a contractor, 0:06:11.760 --> 0:06:16.240 gives it to a subcontractor to whatever. Then after the 0:06:16.320 --> 0:06:22.360 right palms were greased, ninety percent of the money was 0:06:22.400 --> 0:06:27.680 to be filtered back home to make sure Democrats stayed 0:06:27.680 --> 0:06:33.080 in power. We don't have the names yet of the 0:06:33.240 --> 0:06:38.560 us AID Americans who were allegedly involved. We don't have 0:06:38.680 --> 0:06:42.680 the names yet of the Ukrainians who were still involved. 0:06:43.040 --> 0:06:47.080 All this stuff is still blacked out for the time being. 0:06:47.160 --> 0:06:50.159 Like I said, I don't have a satisfactory end to 0:06:50.200 --> 0:06:54.040 this to give you. We don't have in case you're wondering, 0:06:54.040 --> 0:06:56.520 and I bet you are, because it was my first question. 0:06:57.600 --> 0:07:03.920 We do not have confirmation whether or not this actually happened. 0:07:05.680 --> 0:07:10.440 Keep in mind, this may have happened. They may have 0:07:10.480 --> 0:07:13.400 taken two or three hundred million dollars of your money 0:07:14.240 --> 0:07:18.200 and washed it through Ukraine and sent it back to 0:07:18.280 --> 0:07:24.119 America to elect Democrats. If that happened, and I asked 0:07:24.200 --> 0:07:29.080 John Solomon about this, If that happened, not only are 0:07:29.080 --> 0:07:35.080 there going to be Ukrainian heads rolling, undoubtedly Americans who 0:07:35.120 --> 0:07:38.480 are involved in this kind of thing, there are going 0:07:38.560 --> 0:07:44.280 to be felonnes plural on the table. You start talking 0:07:44.280 --> 0:07:49.480 about two three hundred million dollars in taxpayer money filtered 0:07:49.560 --> 0:07:53.560 through a corrupt foreign entity, only to be sent back 0:07:53.600 --> 0:07:57.120 to the Democrat Party to elect communists in our country. 0:07:57.720 --> 0:08:01.640 That's the kind of thing that Trump administered is understandably 0:08:01.720 --> 0:08:04.920 not going to take kindly to. I brought all this 0:08:05.000 --> 0:08:09.320 story up not only because it's dirty and because it's interesting. 0:08:10.480 --> 0:08:14.080 I brought this story up because it drives home again 0:08:15.160 --> 0:08:20.080 how much our treasury has been pillaged while you're trying 0:08:20.120 --> 0:08:25.120 to make ends meet. It aggravates me, but honestly, Democrats 0:08:25.120 --> 0:08:27.960 are just the lowest scum on the face of the planet. 0:08:28.200 --> 0:08:31.760 When they get elected. It's what they do, fraud foreigners 0:08:31.760 --> 0:08:35.760 and cheating. Fraud foreigners and cheating. If you're a democrat 0:08:35.880 --> 0:08:39.960 at any level, they truly believe that's the only thing 0:08:40.040 --> 0:08:43.960 you do with power. You find a way to grab 0:08:44.040 --> 0:08:49.120 the public treasury and use it to enrich yourself, reward 0:08:49.160 --> 0:08:53.200 your friends, punish your enemies, and ensure you stay in 0:08:53.280 --> 0:08:57.199 power forever. That's the freedom you have when you're an 0:08:57.240 --> 0:09:01.960 immoral demon who only believes in power. In the communist revolution, 0:09:02.480 --> 0:09:05.200 and this is the situation we're in in the country, 0:09:05.640 --> 0:09:07.560 and this is why, this is why we have the 0:09:07.600 --> 0:09:10.680 Treasury Secretary going on the news as they dig into 0:09:10.720 --> 0:09:13.440 fraud and offering thirty percent rewards. 0:09:13.440 --> 0:09:15.839 I don't know, Joe, but it's very exciting. I think 0:09:15.880 --> 0:09:17.959 it's going to be a great way to ferret out waste, 0:09:18.040 --> 0:09:23.120 fraud and abuse, starting in Minneapolis, which has been ground zero. 0:09:23.200 --> 0:09:27.360 So we are encouraging whistleblowers who know about fraud people 0:09:27.400 --> 0:09:30.400 are stealing from the American taxpayer. 0:09:31.280 --> 0:09:33.679 To come forward. At Treasury. 0:09:33.800 --> 0:09:36.720 We're setting up a website and we will be giving 0:09:36.840 --> 0:09:41.360 rewards up to ten to thirty percent of the fines 0:09:41.400 --> 0:09:42.359 that we levy. 0:09:43.160 --> 0:09:50.120 Ten to thirty percent. Why is Minnesota ground zero because Democrats, 0:09:50.679 --> 0:09:56.120 with Republican help, massively imported third world barbarians from Somalia, 0:09:56.720 --> 0:10:00.920 hook them all up to the taxpayer funded public treasury, 0:10:01.640 --> 0:10:04.960 then use their votes. They vote in a block to 0:10:05.080 --> 0:10:09.120 keep Democrats in power, all while you're trying to keep 0:10:09.160 --> 0:10:14.880 the power on, working your fingers to the bone, aggravating. Right, 0:10:15.280 --> 0:10:18.719 let's do some emails, then we'll get to America in foreigners. 0:10:18.720 --> 0:10:24.200 Next is the Jesse Kelly Show on an Amazing Monday. 0:10:24.240 --> 0:10:28.400 Remember you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow 0:10:28.440 --> 0:10:31.400 dot com. And let's get to some of those now, Hey, Jesse. 0:10:32.160 --> 0:10:36.959 So they're talking about taking carg Island, Sorry, Paus. Carg 0:10:37.040 --> 0:10:39.840 Island remembers that big island off the coast to be ran. 0:10:40.360 --> 0:10:43.120 They have all kinds of oil stuff. There a lot 0:10:43.160 --> 0:10:46.680 of rumors going around that Trump is planning on sending 0:10:46.720 --> 0:10:48.559 in the ground troops and taking it, so on and 0:10:48.640 --> 0:10:51.120 so forth. The guy, this guy says, but what if 0:10:51.160 --> 0:10:55.280 carg Island goes bluey, either as a result of combat 0:10:55.720 --> 0:10:58.760 or if the Iranians themselves blow it up like a 0:10:58.800 --> 0:11:01.440 man killing a woman who who leaves him for another man. 0:11:02.640 --> 0:11:04.800 If I can't have it, nobody can. What a way 0:11:04.840 --> 0:11:08.400 to put that? That, to put it mildly, would be 0:11:08.440 --> 0:11:13.199 an unfortunate outcome, one the world would pay for for years. 0:11:14.840 --> 0:11:18.400 Surely Trump is aware of the risks. How about a 0:11:18.520 --> 0:11:22.880 good old fashioned Nabel blockade? No oil going out, no 0:11:23.040 --> 0:11:26.840 food coming in unless they're growing crops, and on so forth. Okay, 0:11:26.840 --> 0:11:28.679 why don't we just Nabel blockade? 0:11:28.720 --> 0:11:28.760 It? 0:11:28.880 --> 0:11:34.960 All right? Not at all a stupid question, not at all. However, 0:11:36.160 --> 0:11:38.440 consider a couple different things when it comes to a 0:11:38.520 --> 0:11:42.720 naval blockade. You know why we love to use the 0:11:42.800 --> 0:11:47.240 term naval blockade because starving a country to death doesn't 0:11:47.240 --> 0:11:51.600 sound very nice, So instead we use the term navl blockade. 0:11:51.640 --> 0:11:54.080 This is the term you always use when it's you 0:11:54.120 --> 0:11:57.040 doing it, When the other side is doing it. You're 0:11:57.160 --> 0:12:00.679 using starvation as a weapon. That's what a naval block is. 0:12:01.080 --> 0:12:04.000 You are blocking the food from coming in, for instance, 0:12:04.240 --> 0:12:06.920 the United States of America. What did we do to 0:12:07.120 --> 0:12:10.320 Japan in World War II? Justifiably, mind you, But what 0:12:10.440 --> 0:12:13.320 did we do? What were all those submarines out there doing? 0:12:14.559 --> 0:12:19.040 They were sinking merchant vessels full of food. The Japanese 0:12:19.080 --> 0:12:21.760 were on the verge of a rebellion in their own 0:12:21.800 --> 0:12:24.480 country because the people were starving to death because we 0:12:24.480 --> 0:12:28.960 were starving them to Death's ugly, but that's the reality 0:12:28.960 --> 0:12:34.600 of life. So why wouldn't Trump just naval blockade all 0:12:34.640 --> 0:12:39.920 of Iran? Remember, remember a couple of things. If you 0:12:39.920 --> 0:12:43.680 want to naval blockade somebody won, you have to be 0:12:43.720 --> 0:12:47.360 able to meaning we had a superior navy, so we 0:12:47.400 --> 0:12:51.960 could naval blockade the island of Japan because it's an island. 0:12:52.440 --> 0:12:55.240 Go look at a map of Iran. Yes, there's a 0:12:55.240 --> 0:12:57.680 lot of water bordering Iran, but there's a lot of 0:12:57.760 --> 0:13:01.840 land as well. Okay, but we could hurt them, right, correct, correct, correct? 0:13:03.000 --> 0:13:10.240 But another thing. Trump has to avoid two things, and 0:13:10.559 --> 0:13:13.840 he knows these two things. One he has to avoid 0:13:13.960 --> 0:13:17.840 something prolonged. He knows this. He has to get out. 0:13:18.200 --> 0:13:21.280 He's in a hurry. A blockade of any kind takes time. 0:13:21.320 --> 0:13:22.559 You have to wait for them to wither on the 0:13:22.600 --> 0:13:26.000 vine and start. He's in a hurry. He has to 0:13:26.000 --> 0:13:28.600 get out. If we are still there, you think pull 0:13:28.679 --> 0:13:30.840 numbers are bad. Now, if we're there a month from now, 0:13:31.360 --> 0:13:34.720 if there are ground troops there, Oh my gosh, he 0:13:34.760 --> 0:13:37.240 knows he has to end it fast. That's one. Two. 0:13:39.120 --> 0:13:42.400 Notice how many munitions we've dropped on iron so far. 0:13:44.000 --> 0:13:48.720 Notice how careful we've been with those munitions. We had 0:13:48.800 --> 0:13:54.000 the one go wrong for somehow, we've vaporized over one 0:13:54.040 --> 0:13:57.800 hundred school children. That was a controversy and remains a 0:13:57.840 --> 0:14:00.600 controversy and should be when you kill over hundred school 0:14:00.679 --> 0:14:05.480 children mistake or not very big deal. We've been very 0:14:05.640 --> 0:14:10.920 careful to avoid this energy infrastructure or in that energy infrastructure. 0:14:11.400 --> 0:14:14.640 Why what do we always say about warfare? What is 0:14:14.679 --> 0:14:18.200 the lesson we learned from Rhodesia? The Rhodesian war veterans 0:14:18.200 --> 0:14:21.160 taught us this over and over and over again. In 0:14:21.320 --> 0:14:26.800 every war in history, every single one, without exception, there 0:14:26.960 --> 0:14:30.280 is a military aspect to it, and there is a 0:14:30.520 --> 0:14:35.320 political aspect to it. It's not just guns and bombs 0:14:35.320 --> 0:14:40.080 and bullets or shields and swords and arrows. We love 0:14:40.120 --> 0:14:42.880 to make it that, especially as dudes. It's just you 0:14:42.960 --> 0:14:46.600 and me and mana wamano. That's not how it works. 0:14:47.200 --> 0:14:52.440 There is a public support aspect to every war that 0:14:52.600 --> 0:14:58.320 has ever been fought. What if Trump did a threat 0:14:58.360 --> 0:15:00.840 on social media today so we can talk about what 0:15:01.040 --> 0:15:06.680 if we start bombing out desalination plants and bombing carg 0:15:06.760 --> 0:15:09.320 Island back to the Stone Age and things like that. Well, 0:15:10.160 --> 0:15:13.840 I haven't checked in two hours. I think last time 0:15:13.840 --> 0:15:15.960 I looked, oil was at one hundred and five dollars 0:15:15.960 --> 0:15:23.280 a barrel. What's Trump do with a recession? We're looking 0:15:23.320 --> 0:15:26.440 at a rough midterm as it is. You know how 0:15:26.480 --> 0:15:28.480 rough that's going to be if oil hits two hundred 0:15:28.520 --> 0:15:31.680 dollars a barrel when we go into a recession. It's 0:15:31.720 --> 0:15:35.640 not just for the iuranium people. There's a political aspect 0:15:35.720 --> 0:15:39.720 to this that Trump has to consider. Then. This is 0:15:39.720 --> 0:15:41.520 what we keep bringing up over and over and over 0:15:41.560 --> 0:15:47.160 and over and over again. Our ally in this Israel believes, 0:15:47.280 --> 0:15:50.600 probably correctly, that this is their last best shot to 0:15:50.640 --> 0:15:53.520 take out their number one geopolitical enemy, the enemy that 0:15:53.560 --> 0:15:56.800 has plagued them for years and years and years. They 0:15:56.960 --> 0:16:02.720 view this as their everything. It's not Trump's everything, it's 0:16:02.760 --> 0:16:06.840 not America's everything. It's not my everything. If you're an American, 0:16:06.920 --> 0:16:10.040 it's not your everything. You may, and I hope you do, 0:16:10.200 --> 0:16:13.320 dislike Iran, dislike terrortor you may even be supportive of 0:16:13.360 --> 0:16:17.560 the war. It's not your everything. It's not your very existence. 0:16:18.000 --> 0:16:20.240 I don't care how hard they try to sell the 0:16:20.240 --> 0:16:22.600 they were about to nucus thing. Nobody, not very many 0:16:22.600 --> 0:16:26.720 people actually believe that stupidity. It's not your everything, even 0:16:26.760 --> 0:16:28.800 if you're a supporter, even if you want them gone. 0:16:29.000 --> 0:16:32.240 So we can't conduct the war as if it is 0:16:32.400 --> 0:16:37.120 our everything. The naval blockade not an always stupid question, 0:16:37.640 --> 0:16:45.040 not an always stupid idea. Militarily maybe possible, politically completely impossible, 0:16:45.200 --> 0:16:48.200 not even an option. All right, we'll talk, we'll get 0:16:48.200 --> 0:16:51.680 back to more emails. I'm gonna touch again on something 0:16:51.760 --> 0:16:56.479 really quickly. Hang on. It is the Jesse Kelly Show 0:16:56.600 --> 0:16:59.960 on a fantastic Monday. It's been a medal of honor. 0:17:00.520 --> 0:17:03.840 You can email us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. 0:17:03.840 --> 0:17:05.720 So before I get back to those emails, because I 0:17:05.800 --> 0:17:07.959 only dont like one, I want to touch on this 0:17:08.840 --> 0:17:11.440 similar along the same lines as what we were just discussing. 0:17:12.800 --> 0:17:15.800 There's a political aspect to every war, not just military 0:17:16.080 --> 0:17:22.679 political aspect. I'm amazed at how many American politicians miss this. 0:17:24.000 --> 0:17:27.760 For instance, five hourweight times at the airport. Trump's cleared 0:17:27.800 --> 0:17:30.199 a lot of that up, but five hourweight times at 0:17:30.240 --> 0:17:36.680 the airport. The GOP with five hourweight times at the airport, 0:17:37.119 --> 0:17:40.439 with a war raging in Iran, that is overall not 0:17:40.520 --> 0:17:43.920 the most popular thing with the American people. John Thune 0:17:43.920 --> 0:17:49.160 hops on a first class flight back home headline. Senator 0:17:49.200 --> 0:17:54.040 Lindsey Graham seen at Disney World as the DHS shut 0:17:54.080 --> 0:18:00.640 down continues and the Iran war rages on. Now, senators 0:18:00.680 --> 0:18:03.960 are human beings. I understand that they're gonna have hobbies, 0:18:04.520 --> 0:18:08.639 families that totally get it. They're not gonna work one 0:18:08.680 --> 0:18:11.520 hundred hours a week. I understand, I get it. I 0:18:11.560 --> 0:18:19.280 get all that. But GOP, do you know how that looks? 0:18:20.480 --> 0:18:24.040 Do you know how that looks? When Lindsey Graham is 0:18:24.080 --> 0:18:28.200 on Fox News every night telling people to send their 0:18:28.200 --> 0:18:31.920 sons and daughters to go die in Iran, and then 0:18:31.960 --> 0:18:35.520 the next day he's being pictured a it's a small 0:18:35.560 --> 0:18:41.639 world in Florida. You know how bad of a look 0:18:41.760 --> 0:18:47.520 that is. You have to be aware of how that looks, 0:18:47.640 --> 0:18:51.239 especially when Lindsay Graham is on the news every single night. 0:18:51.280 --> 0:18:54.720 This is Lindsey Graham, We're gonna blow the hell out 0:18:54.760 --> 0:18:57.960 of these people. And the next day it's off the 0:18:58.000 --> 0:19:05.639 Disney World guys, we've got some major major headwinds coming 0:19:05.680 --> 0:19:11.399 at us for the midterms, gigantic headwinds. Every I cannot 0:19:11.400 --> 0:19:16.240 stress this point enough. Every single measurable metric from the 0:19:16.280 --> 0:19:21.280 result of special elections, the polling of independence that we 0:19:21.320 --> 0:19:26.480 could go down the whole list, Every single measurable metric 0:19:27.240 --> 0:19:31.760 points to us getting crucified in the midterms. So we 0:19:31.920 --> 0:19:37.239 have to, with that in mind, take steps to mitigate that. 0:19:38.480 --> 0:19:41.119 There is a difference between losing forty seats and losing 0:19:41.200 --> 0:19:44.440 sixty seats. You know that it's a difference, big difference. 0:19:46.920 --> 0:19:49.600 Can we not go to Disney World with the government 0:19:49.600 --> 0:19:55.560 shut down's let's not go to Disney World? Okay, And 0:19:55.640 --> 0:19:58.439 I saw Lindsay in the picture. He was holding this big, 0:19:58.960 --> 0:20:02.119 big magic wall. Sure he had a great time with that, 0:20:02.880 --> 0:20:07.600 But let's not go to Disney World anymore. Let's not 0:20:07.760 --> 0:20:11.119 fly first class back home when people are waiting for 0:20:11.160 --> 0:20:15.520 five hours at the airport. Let's try to be a 0:20:15.520 --> 0:20:18.520 little bit more image conscious at this point in time. 0:20:19.280 --> 0:20:22.560 Image it matters. It matters a lot. Hey, Jesse, I 0:20:22.560 --> 0:20:25.000 would like a copy of the Little Red Book. Please 0:20:26.400 --> 0:20:29.520 let me remind you the Little Red Book that I 0:20:29.560 --> 0:20:34.520 wrote it's completely free. I can't send it to you. 0:20:34.520 --> 0:20:38.080 You have to go to Jesse Kelly dot com and 0:20:38.160 --> 0:20:41.320 put in your email address. It's right there. It gets 0:20:41.359 --> 0:20:44.400 sent to you automatically. I don't have it in my possession. 0:20:44.640 --> 0:20:47.400 Jewish producer Chris does not have it in his back 0:20:47.440 --> 0:20:52.080 pocket or yarmaca or something is what is the yarmica? Yarmica? Chris? 0:20:52.080 --> 0:20:54.400 What is that thing? Is? I nailed it? I knew 0:20:54.400 --> 0:20:57.600 I did. Anyway, Jewish producer Chris doesn't have it. I 0:20:57.640 --> 0:21:01.960 don't have it. It's an automatic thing out electronically. I 0:21:02.000 --> 0:21:04.440 do not even have the power to send it to you. 0:21:05.119 --> 0:21:09.639 Jesse Kelly dot com. Put in your email address in 0:21:10.720 --> 0:21:14.880 it gets sent to you Jesse Kelly dot com. All right, 0:21:15.240 --> 0:21:19.160 doctor Jesse. Oh, I heard your bit about ice cream 0:21:19.160 --> 0:21:23.199 and chips. I was a little skeptical but open to it. 0:21:23.640 --> 0:21:25.480 And then I heard you on Clay and Bucks show 0:21:25.520 --> 0:21:28.320 defending your position, and I knew it had to be legit, 0:21:28.440 --> 0:21:31.960 so I tried it. It was exceptional. However, I'd like 0:21:32.000 --> 0:21:34.800 to take it a step further. Instead of crumbling the 0:21:34.880 --> 0:21:37.760 chips over ice cream, what do you think about putting 0:21:37.760 --> 0:21:40.320 the bowl in the microwave for a few seconds than 0:21:40.440 --> 0:21:44.119 using the whole chip to dip into the soften ice cream. 0:21:44.480 --> 0:21:47.800 Now that's a white trash delicacy worthy of being served 0:21:47.800 --> 0:21:50.960 at parties. Okay, so I have a thing about this, 0:21:51.960 --> 0:21:53.800 and actually I'm okay with both. But there are two 0:21:53.800 --> 0:21:55.800 different ways to think about this. I'm going to set 0:21:55.840 --> 0:21:58.560 aside the chips and ice cream for a moment. Let 0:21:58.560 --> 0:22:01.640 me do this. Let me tell you a little Jesse 0:22:01.800 --> 0:22:06.000 Kelly delicacy that still gets consumed from time to time 0:22:06.040 --> 0:22:10.840 at the house. I take you ever seen those? I 0:22:10.880 --> 0:22:14.280 know you have, the cans of Freedo le jalapeno cheddar 0:22:14.400 --> 0:22:17.000 cheese dip. It's in every gas station, a grocery store. 0:22:17.000 --> 0:22:20.159 Even if you've never bought it, you've seen it. I 0:22:20.240 --> 0:22:23.520 take a can of that. I scoop a few scoops 0:22:23.520 --> 0:22:26.760 into a bowl. I put the bowl in the microwave. 0:22:27.600 --> 0:22:30.639 Bbe BBB put it in there for a minute, twenty minute, 0:22:30.640 --> 0:22:35.520 thirty seconds, depends on your microwave. While it's warming up, 0:22:36.600 --> 0:22:40.000 I take some doritos or regular coin chips or whatever 0:22:40.240 --> 0:22:44.159 whatever you're into. I mash them up in the bag 0:22:44.720 --> 0:22:47.480 as fine as a powder as I can get them 0:22:47.800 --> 0:22:52.960 with my super huge powerful hands. I mash the doritos up. 0:22:53.760 --> 0:22:56.040 Did he did? That's a sign of microwave makes When 0:22:56.080 --> 0:22:59.960 it's done, I pull the bowl of hot chip cheese out, 0:23:01.119 --> 0:23:05.240 I dump the crumbles in. I grab a spoon. Don't 0:23:05.280 --> 0:23:08.679 check your head, Chris, I grab a spoon. I mix 0:23:08.800 --> 0:23:13.680 it all up into a chippy, cheesy goodness. And then 0:23:13.720 --> 0:23:17.560 I sit there with AB's look of judgment staring at me, 0:23:18.640 --> 0:23:21.879 and I eat it with a spoon. What Chris? What? 0:23:23.880 --> 0:23:26.480 No blood results? Don't come back for a couple of weeks, buddy, 0:23:26.520 --> 0:23:31.200 I have a couple more weeks free as a bird. Now. 0:23:32.280 --> 0:23:35.640 I know what you're probably saying, Jesse. That's brilliant. You're 0:23:35.680 --> 0:23:40.040 so handsome. But is that better than dipping the chip 0:23:40.080 --> 0:23:44.639 in it? No, I didn't say it was better. Both 0:23:45.000 --> 0:23:50.800 ways have their advantages. The advantage of dipping the chip, 0:23:51.000 --> 0:23:54.479 whether it be a potato chip in your ice cream, 0:23:53.560 --> 0:23:57.919 or a Wendy's French fry and a frosty or a 0:23:58.160 --> 0:24:02.159 dorito in some Halapino had to dip the true advantage 0:24:02.160 --> 0:24:07.119 of that is you have total control over the chip 0:24:07.600 --> 0:24:11.640 to dip ratio. You're not gonna get too much. You're 0:24:11.680 --> 0:24:15.000 never gonna get too little, because the power is yours. 0:24:15.840 --> 0:24:19.719 With every single chip, I grant you that that is 0:24:19.720 --> 0:24:24.760 delicious and that is advantageous. How about that, Chris? What? 0:24:25.520 --> 0:24:31.600 That was a big word? Anyway, However, by mixing the 0:24:31.680 --> 0:24:36.960 crumbled up chips in the ice cream or in the cheese, 0:24:37.160 --> 0:24:40.680 you're doing what I've long told you about. You are 0:24:40.800 --> 0:24:46.000 letting these flavors get to know each other. Chris, don't 0:24:46.000 --> 0:24:51.040 cover your face that chip in the chip cheese. Some 0:24:51.160 --> 0:24:55.040 of those chips they're gonna get so close with that cheese. 0:24:55.760 --> 0:25:00.399 They'll be soggy with cheese. Others there's still in the 0:25:00.480 --> 0:25:06.280 dating phase. They're a little soggy, while still others they're 0:25:06.440 --> 0:25:10.600 a little standoffish. They're even a little crispy, so when 0:25:10.640 --> 0:25:14.920 you bite, you're getting a little crunch, a little cheot 0:25:15.000 --> 0:25:21.280 what Chris? What Chris said? If you ever dipped chips 0:25:21.320 --> 0:25:26.800 in the chip cheese mix, that's the stupidest idea I've 0:25:26.840 --> 0:25:33.000 ever heard in my life. Chris, Chris, that's so pointless 0:25:33.000 --> 0:25:36.440 and dumb. Why would I ever do something that's stupid? 0:25:37.000 --> 0:25:41.960 Doesn't even make any sense? Why would I dip the chips? Anyway? Sorry, 0:25:42.119 --> 0:25:48.920 Chris interrupted, consider a crumble a mix and a spoon 0:25:49.560 --> 0:25:52.960 next time you're feeling adventurous. One more segment hang on 0:25:54.800 --> 0:25:58.879 is the Jesse Kelly Show final segment at a Jesse 0:25:59.040 --> 0:26:02.160 Kelly show on a Monday. Remember, if you missed any 0:26:02.200 --> 0:26:04.360 part of the show, you can download the whole thing 0:26:04.400 --> 0:26:09.400 on iHeart, Spotify iTunes. Now back to a point we've 0:26:09.400 --> 0:26:14.480 made many many times before. A Democrat in this country 0:26:15.119 --> 0:26:19.119 lives entirely in a world of make believe. The liberal 0:26:19.119 --> 0:26:24.879 and Peggy in your life absolutely knows a thousand things 0:26:24.880 --> 0:26:28.520 that aren't true. She knows that because the media, the 0:26:28.560 --> 0:26:32.080 Democrat party, of the education system, so many parts of 0:26:32.080 --> 0:26:36.600 our society, they work day and night to construct this 0:26:36.680 --> 0:26:40.400 world of make believe, and they want her trapped in it. 0:26:40.480 --> 0:26:43.840 She is trapped in it and most likely doesn't know it. 0:26:44.640 --> 0:26:46.320 I bet you if you hooked her up to a 0:26:46.359 --> 0:26:48.960 lot of detector test she would tell you right to 0:26:49.040 --> 0:26:51.639 your face that Donald Trump told her to inject herself 0:26:51.640 --> 0:26:56.040 with bleach. I bet you she knows that George Floyd 0:26:56.359 --> 0:26:59.560 died from that cop strangling him. I bet you she 0:27:00.160 --> 0:27:05.359 knows the COVID vaccine stops the spread of transmission. I 0:27:05.520 --> 0:27:09.600 bet she knows so many things that are just black 0:27:09.640 --> 0:27:13.200 and white. Not true at all. You can see evidence 0:27:13.200 --> 0:27:16.520