Speaker 1: Show on Katie w B. Right now it is zeroa degrees.
Speaker 1: There is no temperature. Right now, it is zero degree temperature.
Speaker 1: I was wondering why I just felt so cool as
Speaker 1: a cucumber. Today's high eight Tomorrow Sun nine. So it's
Speaker 1: gonna be February by this time next week. I think
Speaker 1: February starts on Sunday. Yeah, Grammy Sunday. Grammy's are on Sunday, right,
Speaker 1: and so you know, we'll come out of it and
Speaker 1: it'll take it.
Speaker 2: We're going to be an eighty degree weather baby tomorrow.
Speaker 1: See later. It's Tina's wedding finally.
Speaker 2: I know we've been talking about this for like months
Speaker 2: and months and months. And to clarify Tina, yes, it
Speaker 2: is technically legally married already.
Speaker 1: She got married at.
Speaker 2: A courthouse and now she's getting like doing the destination
Speaker 2: wedding with everyone because I keep getting asked that question.
Speaker 1: Tina used to work here, Yes, that's who Tina is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: web girl Tina. Yeah, she worked here for years. Was
Speaker 1: such a funny story because Tina was like perpetually dateless
Speaker 1: and and then now she's married, so you just never know.
Speaker 1: Shout out out to Lauren and it's a birthday today.
Speaker 1: She is five. Happy birthday from your sister Crystal and
Speaker 1: your mommy Eva. And that is Lauren's big oh five birthday.
Speaker 1: The whole hand right there, exactly. We got stuff coming
Speaker 1: up on the show. We're kind of doing back to
Speaker 1: a more normal version of the show after kind of
Speaker 1: you know, doing something different yesterday, which felt right. It
Speaker 1: felt weird to do like the regular fun stuff. We
Speaker 1: didn't do any giveaways yesterday. It felt weird to be like, hey,
Speaker 1: you're calling under ten you get the total gray tickets.
Speaker 1: We'll do that later and I'll do that in my
Speaker 1: best DJ voice and call it huble ten. Let me
Speaker 1: hurt your best DJ voice font sub sexy psych No,
Speaker 1: I talked to my regular voice. You have me to
Speaker 1: do like, Oh, it's spanking the band It's exactly right,
Speaker 1: exactly right.
Speaker 3: Everyone, Thanks for tuning into spanking the bandit. It's me
Speaker 3: the bandit co Okay, that's my sound effect. Okay, what god,
Speaker 3: it's a it's a whip, but it's a whip that
Speaker 3: has a little at the end.
Speaker 1: You know that's not the typical. Let's quickly move on
Speaker 1: before we lose everybody. Let's do a lyric Shuffle. It
Speaker 1: is my personal favorite game of the week, and this
Speaker 1: is where Jenny has a lyric one word. We have
Speaker 1: to come up with a song that's got that lyric
Speaker 1: in it, Dave versus wont Let's begin.
Speaker 2: Let's play the way that if you get the example
Speaker 2: that spews out with the word, you get two points. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we haven't done it in a hot minutes. So Dave,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have you go first. Real here's your first.
Speaker 1: Word, go go into a go go. It's the rolling Stones.
Speaker 2: Okay, I know, I feel like I actually didn't know that. Unfortunately,
Speaker 2: not the example go show all right, but one point. Still,
Speaker 2: you still get a point for getting it.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 1: This is face face face yourself because I don't know,
Speaker 1: I can't feel my face with you. I knew I was,
Speaker 1: and I like you. Good job, you got the steal. Yes.
Speaker 2: The example though, was this you see him? Okay, but Dave,
Speaker 2: you're doing good on points so far. Run round two
Speaker 2: or the second round here? Well, yeah, I mean you
Speaker 2: know what I mean. So this is for Dave.
Speaker 1: Take take gone me.
Speaker 5: On me?
Speaker 2: Okay, good job. I knew you would guess that. Unfortunately
Speaker 2: that was not the example. A little more modern, but
Speaker 2: I probably would have said what you said if I was.
Speaker 1: Given that word. Okay, Dave, three points so far, vaunt zero?
Speaker 1: You ready, salty? Make sure my mic is on. He's
Speaker 1: got his arms folded across his chest.
Speaker 2: Anyone's game though, right now, because you can win two
Speaker 2: points pretty easily. So if you happen to get the example,
Speaker 2: you could start to get some more points.
Speaker 6: I met here you go, Oh, it's up and it's up,
Speaker 6: and it's up, and it's stuck and it's up.
Speaker 1: It's CARDI b I know you guys so well. I
Speaker 1: knew you would guess that one. Yeah, that's the only
Speaker 1: song that ever comes to mind when I have that word.
Speaker 1: This is the example. Oh good one?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, Well you're on the board though, so that's
Speaker 2: good news one right. Round three, first word is for
Speaker 2: Dave waiting.
Speaker 1: I've been waiting for a girl like you. All right,
Speaker 1: Did I get it? Did I get it?
Speaker 2: You got a points? You didn't get two points? Oh lord,
Speaker 2: I know I kind of guess nobody would get that one,
Speaker 2: but yeah, you know, I gotta throw it out.
Speaker 1: There every one while Bailey.
Speaker 7: Next time, Dave go tackle him so that way I
Speaker 7: can get his steel, no chance to enter this.
Speaker 1: Okay, good strategy. You were supposed to hear that.
Speaker 2: Okay, Hey, Dave has four points on has one. This
Speaker 2: word is for vant my my, oh my, I swear my.
Speaker 1: Life thought I've been doing a girl that's okay? Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, yeah yeah, okay, Wow, you really pulled that
Speaker 1: out of nowhere. I really did.
Speaker 8: Okay, come on, I thought maybe you get a little JT.
Speaker 1: My love.
Speaker 2: Okay, one point though, Bonds, good job. We're on to
Speaker 2: the final round. Currently, Dave had four von two. This
Speaker 2: is Dave's word.
Speaker 4: Not.
Speaker 1: We're not gonna take it. No, we ain't gonna take it.
Speaker 1: What happened to our strategy?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 4: I was busy, okay, I'm just doing something else. Yeah, eating, eating, scrolling.
Speaker 2: That was unfortunately not the example David.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what was it? I was trying to go with.
Speaker 2: Like a little more modern examples this time. But I
Speaker 2: know that the way David plays.
Speaker 1: I have a mean Seriously, my catalog goes back. I
Speaker 1: have such an advantage in this, but it's way smarter
Speaker 1: than me. So I have such an advantage because my
Speaker 1: catalog goes back farther. You got a jukebox it's good
Speaker 1: pretty much.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, Dave has five points, Vaughn has two. Unfortunately
Speaker 2: Von can't win at this point. But we'll just play
Speaker 2: this last.
Speaker 8: One just for fun. See it is okay, I'm going
Speaker 8: to get it too. There you go, lover, if you
Speaker 8: want to be my lover.
Speaker 1: I was going to miss the es. Good job odds. Wow, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: I was like, maybe David, if you got that one, it.
Speaker 1: Might have been that one, but any of the example,
Speaker 1: one of.
Speaker 2: The examples today. But Dave about five points, God got three?
Speaker 1: Wi thank you, okay, three, thank you, Jenny. That's a
Speaker 1: fun game. We will be back in a second. We're
Speaker 1: doing a little talk back Tuesday. This came up on
Speaker 1: the show. I think we're just chatting yesterday during the
Speaker 1: song or commercials like Bailey's gonna take voice lessons. It's
Speaker 1: very cool you do singing, you want to do more
Speaker 1: performing shows and things like that. Yes, exactly.
Speaker 4: I would like to become a better singer and actually
Speaker 4: know what I'm doing instead of just singing in my
Speaker 4: car and yelling.
Speaker 1: So I would like to take voice lessons. So then
Speaker 1: we started talking about what I would like to take
Speaker 1: piano lessons, but I just don't know whether I have
Speaker 1: the coordination. You got to have independence. Your left hand
Speaker 1: is doing something different than your right hand. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know piano lessons, so let us know on the
Speaker 1: talkback feature. What's your name, where you're from? What kind
Speaker 1: of lessons would you like to take? And why? Maybe
Speaker 1: you want to take Maybe you want to learn to
Speaker 1: play majong. You can actually take mojong lessons. You can
Speaker 1: take violin lessons, you can take ukulelely lessons, karate lessons.
Speaker 1: If I wasn't so damn old, I'd be like, karate
Speaker 1: lessons sound really cool. I would love to break aboard.
Speaker 1: I'd love to have my little tournament where my black belt. Yeah,
Speaker 1: go out and yeah. Yeah you sound like yeah, miss Picky.
Speaker 4: You sound like the kind of guy who would probably
Speaker 4: be interested in like tai chi you see like slow Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: and that's more for you know your age bracket, well,
Speaker 4: most people my age, remember I'm I'm way better shape
Speaker 4: than nearly everybody my age.
Speaker 1: Look at these guns. Look at these guns. Yeah, these
Speaker 1: are twenty one inch guns. Hold on the washboard, app
Speaker 1: let me wash hold on. Yeah, my telescopelars. Okay, we're
Speaker 1: back one hour commercial free Conan Gray tickets coming out
Speaker 1: being a couple of seconds. What do you want to
Speaker 1: take lessons in? Bailey wants to take voice lessons. Jenny,
Speaker 1: what would you take lessons? And you take lessons in anything?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I really want to be better at mushroom foraging.
Speaker 1: So serious. Absolutely.
Speaker 2: I've only done it like a few times, just on
Speaker 2: hikes and stuff, so it wasn't really forging. It was
Speaker 2: just kind of like looking while you were hiking. So
Speaker 2: I want to learn all about mushrooms because, man, when
Speaker 2: you find some good addible mushrooms, yes, a bomb dot
Speaker 2: you could learn about like the Chicken of the woods
Speaker 2: and the tastes like chicken. It is so good, shut up,
Speaker 2: I am serious. Have you had it before, Bailey? Probably,
Speaker 2: I don't remember. It's so good and morale mushrooms. Oh,
Speaker 2: I would love to learn. I've always wanted to do
Speaker 2: a forging class too.
Speaker 1: I think it's really cool. The thing about that is
Speaker 1: you got to be you get to know exactly what
Speaker 1: you're doing because so many mushrooms look alike, and the
Speaker 1: fatal deadly ones look kind like the Chicken of the woods.
Speaker 1: My niece is a big mushroom Forager and the out
Speaker 1: in Colorado. She goes out and she's like, can I
Speaker 1: come out to your house in Colorado where we have
Speaker 1: like five acres and look for mushrooms. I'm like, yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: And I'm like I don't know which one, but she
Speaker 1: knows which ones and puts them in a little salad
Speaker 1: or saw taste. Then that's a cool one. Yeah. Would
Speaker 1: you do what would you take a lesson in? I'm
Speaker 1: with you.
Speaker 7: I do piano because I've always wanted to learn to
Speaker 7: play in a lot of instrument I grow up playing drums,
Speaker 7: but I want to learn I feel like keyboard or
Speaker 7: the the guitar, and I feel like the piano would
Speaker 7: be just a little bit easier to learn.
Speaker 1: The guitar would be really cool to like sit down,
Speaker 1: Like you go into an abandoned gym somewhere and there's
Speaker 1: like an old, upright piano in the corner and you
Speaker 1: start playing it, and all your friends all gather around singing,
Speaker 1: singing along with you, and it's like, wow.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they've got like pianos, you know, just like on
Speaker 4: the city street, like on a corner. You could just
Speaker 4: sit down and be like, hold on, I'm the piano.
Speaker 4: Man now one of her buy the exes and there
Speaker 4: are so there was for a very long time. Yeah
Speaker 4: you stile there what do So? It's talk back Tuesday.
Speaker 4: Just leave us a talkback message and let us know
Speaker 4: what's your name, where you're from, and what would you
Speaker 4: like to take lessons in? Do you have the talkbacks
Speaker 4: or do you want me to play them?
Speaker 1: Gotcha? Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 2: Hi.
Speaker 1: My name's Amber and I would love to take sword
Speaker 1: fighting lessons. Oh cool, it's a great workout, but I
Speaker 1: just think it'd be awesome.
Speaker 7: To learn cool as the sword fighting on we Sport
Speaker 7: Resort I used to be crazy.
Speaker 1: Good for you? What is it that you want to
Speaker 1: take lessons or a classes in?
Speaker 10: I am a stay at home mom, so I've been
Speaker 10: looking up piano tuning lessons so that I can do
Speaker 10: like a little side gig of piano tuning. And I
Speaker 10: have a really good ear for music, so I'm really
Speaker 10: excited about it.
Speaker 1: Nice that reminds me. I keep getting ads in my
Speaker 1: social media to take hypnotherapy hypnotism lessons and it's like,
Speaker 1: I guess to be a licensed hypnotherapist because it's such
Speaker 1: as sketchy, whether it's a real thing or not. There's
Speaker 1: not really a governing board, I don't think. So it's
Speaker 1: kind of like, you know, you're certified by the Hypnotism Board,
Speaker 1: which is not a government board. But I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't believe in hypnotism. I think that hypnotism shows are fake.
Speaker 1: Everyone that I've seen just stunk of fakeness and people
Speaker 1: that want to play along because they want to be
Speaker 1: theatric But I keep getting ads for it, So maybe
Speaker 1: you should do that. Maybe you stay hypnotism crisis. Why not?
Speaker 1: You know, Okay, what else you got?
Speaker 5: Fun h mega pastings. I would like to learn how
Speaker 5: to gym, which sounds.
Speaker 1: Kind of weird to do what jim.
Speaker 5: I know how to like walk on a treadmill. I
Speaker 5: want to swim. I know how to do that stuff,
Speaker 5: But like I'm very intimidated to go to the gym
Speaker 5: and like know what to do to actually learn how
Speaker 5: to get fit. So I would like to learn how
Speaker 5: to jim.
Speaker 1: That's maybe one of those gym number one reasons why
Speaker 1: people stop going to the gym. If you go to SNAP,
Speaker 1: you just go up to the front desk and ask Elliott, like, hey,
Speaker 1: how do I use this machine? You got a minute,
Speaker 1: and Elliot's busy, he's he's got a lot going on,
Speaker 1: he's playing Angry Birds, but he'll put down his phone
Speaker 1: for a second and he'll show you how to use
Speaker 1: this machine or that machine. I think that's why a
Speaker 1: lot of people join a gym and then they stop
Speaker 1: going because they go on the treadmill and stairstepper in
Speaker 1: the elliptical. Yeah, and they don't know what else to do,
Speaker 1: now what.
Speaker 2: I used to do up until, like I started working
Speaker 2: with a trainer for a while, which I don't think
Speaker 2: you have to do to learn how to gym. You
Speaker 2: really can find like so many videos online, but all
Speaker 2: I ever did was like cardio equipment for the mouse apart,
Speaker 2: because I didn't know how to do anything else.
Speaker 1: So I love that we got a ton more talk back.
Speaker 1: What is it? Do you want to take a class in?
Speaker 2: Good morning?
Speaker 10: My name is Alexis.
Speaker 11: I am originally from Oklahoma City, but I currently live
Speaker 11: in Egan.
Speaker 10: I would love to take lessons on learning how to
Speaker 10: do the splits. I feel like, first and.
Speaker 12: Foremost, it's hot.
Speaker 13: Second of all, flexibility, duh, it's hot.
Speaker 1: I would love to know how to do the splits.
Speaker 1: That would be so cool. Is another talk back, Go morning.
Speaker 1: This is Anna from Plymouth.
Speaker 10: I would love to take sign language lessons.
Speaker 4: Yes, I have wanted to do that.
Speaker 11: For a while and I just think it's so cool
Speaker 11: when my coworkers can do it, and just what a
Speaker 11: cool way to communicate.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a great one. I would love to learn
Speaker 1: sign language. There's so many things I want to learn.
Speaker 1: I would love to learn German. I would love to
Speaker 1: learn Spanish. I did the Babel thing for Spanish. It
Speaker 1: did not click with me at all. Learn nothing from Babel.
Speaker 7: Doesn't miss Rachel do sign language or use like little
Speaker 7: sign languge Yeah, but.
Speaker 1: Like baby signing. So I feel like a.
Speaker 4: Lot of like moms, especially with like young babies. Like
Speaker 4: Signlingguige is really big and like babies.
Speaker 1: Some moms give good feedback and some don't. Some say
Speaker 1: it delayed their kids learning how to speak because they
Speaker 1: learn more thank you and eat with sign language, and
Speaker 1: then it delayed their development. So I don't. I'm not
Speaker 1: a mom. I that was not a thing when my
Speaker 1: kids were little. Okay, more of these talkbacks. What do
Speaker 1: you want to take lessons in? What would you like
Speaker 1: to learn?
Speaker 4: Hi?
Speaker 1: My name is Kate.
Speaker 2: I'm from Maple Grove and one thing that I would
Speaker 2: love to take lessons.
Speaker 4: On is learning Gaelic, the Irish original language.
Speaker 1: And I think it is so cool.
Speaker 8: That sounds pretty too for you, Eric.
Speaker 14: I would love to take kickboxing classes. I have always
Speaker 14: wanted to and never really have. We did it in
Speaker 14: high school a little bit, but now I would love
Speaker 14: to try it out.
Speaker 7: A kickboxing lesson and or a kickboxing class, and high
Speaker 7: school sounds lit. Yeah, I didn't even have like a
Speaker 7: swimming class in high school. So I last one, what
Speaker 7: is something that you would love to take classes in?
Speaker 9: Hi?
Speaker 11: My name is Rachel and I'm from Baldwin, Minnesota, and
Speaker 11: I would like to take dog grooming lessons because I
Speaker 11: work with rescues and that's one thing that we are
Speaker 11: always looking for is volunteers that know how to groom animals.
Speaker 11: And I just think that it would be really beneficial.
Speaker 11: Plus you get to spend time with some cute animals.
Speaker 12: Dah.
Speaker 1: I love that there's an art to it though. I
Speaker 1: mean I could take all the dog grooming classes that
Speaker 1: I and I still wouldn't be good because I don't
Speaker 1: have an eye for like structure an informity or whatever
Speaker 1: it is uniformity. My sister actually went to dog grooming school.
Speaker 4: She has like her groomers certificate, so I should tell
Speaker 4: her about volunteering at places that need groomers.
Speaker 1: That's kind of cool. That fun. Those are really cool.
Speaker 1: Thank you think about it. We'll do well. If you
Speaker 1: got more, they'll send me a text. At Katie w
Speaker 1: B one five three nine two one. What do DJs do?
Speaker 1: We give away concert tickets and this time it something
Speaker 1: just popped up hair ball. It is a hairball. You
Speaker 1: got tickets right now for Conan Gray. If you want
Speaker 1: to go, I'd love to send you to the show.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be February nineteenth at Target Center. Call me
Speaker 1: now if you want to go. We'll take a random
Speaker 1: number caller that's excited to go, So call me and
Speaker 1: does sound excited when font answers the phone, sixty five one,
Speaker 1: nine to eight nine Katie w B Show one on
Speaker 1: one point prex kd WB. The Ken Doll has a
Speaker 1: full name. Since Barbie's guy friend is celebrating his sixty
Speaker 1: fifth anniversary in March, Mattel has divulged his full name.
Speaker 1: Do you know what The Ken Doll's full name? Is
Speaker 1: Kenneth Kenneth John Sean, Oh, Sean was close. Carson Kenneth Sean, Carson,
Speaker 1: all right, do you know I'll give you I'll give
Speaker 1: you a dollar if you can tell me Barbie's full name? Anyone? Barbara? Okay,
Speaker 1: we'll see no Barbara, Susanne, Marie. I don't know what
Speaker 1: part of my brain stores random? Do you know this fron?
Speaker 1: I don't know Barbara Millicent Roberts. Oh is her name? Wow?
Speaker 1: Well look at them have full names.
Speaker 2: American Idole returned last night, and apparently Carrie Underwood almost
Speaker 2: quit and here's why. So Season twenty four started with
Speaker 2: auditions in Nashville, which was one of Carrie's supposed demands,
Speaker 2: and insider said they wanted to make sure she felt
Speaker 2: more comfortable on set.
Speaker 1: This year, The Tablet of the Sun claimed.
Speaker 2: That Carrie's Carrie nearly quit because she came back once
Speaker 2: production agreed to her alleged terms. One of them was
Speaker 2: to spend more time in her hometown of Nashville, and
Speaker 2: apparently the team took a longer trip to Hawaii this season.
Speaker 2: The Sun reported this show made special accommodations that allowed
Speaker 2: Carry to bring her entire family along for the journey.
Speaker 2: I mean, like, I get that to an extent, but
Speaker 2: I almost feel like the person they should make the
Speaker 2: most accommodations for is Brian Seacrest, but maybe not.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean, if Carrie's the judge, it makes sense if.
Speaker 1: They want her, that's what they gotta do. I guess. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Marcelo Hernandez and we know him from SNL.
Speaker 1: He's like a really be lovable one. I'd say.
Speaker 4: He was on Dax Shepherd's Armchair Expert podcast the other day,
Speaker 4: and I feel like, more I hear about this podcast more,
Speaker 4: I don't like Dax Shepherd because Dax asked Marcello saying, Hey,
Speaker 4: if I'm you again and I'm twenty eight, I'm gonna
Speaker 4: try and date Sabrina Carpenter with all my might.
Speaker 1: Are you not trying your hardest to marry her?
Speaker 4: Which seems such a strange thing to say, because Dak
Speaker 4: says he's newly obsessed with Sabrina Carpenter thanks to his daughter,
Speaker 4: and Marcella was like, no, I've got a girlfriend, and
Speaker 4: Dax's like, but Sabrina Carpenter, don't you want to date
Speaker 4: Sabrina Carpenter? And Marcella was like, no, dude, I've got
Speaker 4: a girlfriend and.
Speaker 1: People are coming for him lately. Dax Shepherd. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's because that's he's weird. He's kind of weird, dude. Yeah. Also,
Speaker 1: you're married. I know I got this. I was gonna say, okay,
Speaker 1: I want to make a correction because a lot of
Speaker 1: people are speaking out in saying, Dave, you got it wrong,
Speaker 1: which you know, I don't like to admit, but I
Speaker 1: guess I was rude. I was okay, hold on, let
Speaker 1: me try again. Yeah, I guess I made a misst
Speaker 1: miss mit I made Okay, So here's what happened. So
Speaker 1: I said a little while ago, and I thought this
Speaker 1: was true. Sob he said, oh, like teaching like sign
Speaker 1: language to little babies like toddlers. I had said that
Speaker 1: I had heard that delays their speech development. A lot
Speaker 1: of people are saying that's not true. So I just
Speaker 1: wanted to honor that and say, okay, I guess I
Speaker 1: was who I was missed. Damn it. Oh, okay, you
Speaker 1: can do it. Okay.
Speaker 2: Spencer Pratts is talking about running for La mayor and
Speaker 2: here he is speaking on it.
Speaker 1: Sometimes he just pop up and sometimes they do not
Speaker 1: pop up. Okay, let's try it here we go.
Speaker 13: Running Ver Mayor is not something that's fun to do.
Speaker 13: I'd much rather just be doing a book tour. Yeah, So,
Speaker 13: after losing everything with fame a long time ago, you
Speaker 13: start appreciating family and everything. But it's one thing to
Speaker 13: like lose fame ed a scenario to lose every single
Speaker 13: thing you've ever had.
Speaker 2: He is so annoying, Like so annoying. He basically blew
Speaker 2: up after the LA fires because they tried to get
Speaker 2: Heidi's awful song. His wife Heidi Montag Oh right, I
Speaker 2: forgot about that, like to like get a bunch of
Speaker 2: streams so that they can earn money from the LA fires.
Speaker 2: Both of them are very wealthy when it comes down
Speaker 2: to it, Like, I'm not that concerned about the celebrities,
Speaker 2: Like I feel very awful for them. Nobody deserves to
Speaker 2: lose their home. I know it's a very like invasive
Speaker 2: thing to lose everything you have. But Spencer, it just
Speaker 2: thinks that he's gained the same once again and now
Speaker 2: he's eligible to as LA mayor.
Speaker 1: Shut up, Spencer.
Speaker 4: What I thought was interesting about that soundclip is like
Speaker 4: I'd much rather be doing a book tour. I just
Speaker 4: I'd much rather be doing anything else. And I'm like, well,
Speaker 4: you're not forced to run for mayor, No, you're not.
Speaker 1: You're not a martyr here, sir.
Speaker 2: I was like trying to say that fame wasn't that
Speaker 2: bad or that great, and he loves that he had
Speaker 2: family time once he lost name. He's definitely trying to
Speaker 2: get the fame back. Yeah, because he always has.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So we've been kind of spreading a little bit of
Speaker 4: a rumor about The Kelly Clarkson Show, saying that it
Speaker 4: was probably going to be done after this season. But
Speaker 4: the people over at the Kelly Clarkson Show has said
Speaker 4: it is not going anywhere anytime soon.
Speaker 2: I thought that that was official, that it was undamed.
Speaker 1: By not at all just online speculation.
Speaker 4: They said there were no plans for the series to
Speaker 4: wrap up at the end of its current seventh season rumor.
Speaker 4: They wrote, we will advise you directly if there is
Speaker 4: a show update.
Speaker 1: So there you go. Also in the dirt, I guess
Speaker 1: that there was a former Olympic snowboarder Ryan Wedding. He
Speaker 1: was in court and pleaded not guilty to charge his
Speaker 1: linking him to a massive drug trafficking and murder operation.
Speaker 1: He has heard about this when he was in the
Speaker 1: twenty two two thousand and two Winter Olympic Games, which
Speaker 1: were in Salt Lake City. He was arrested in Mexico
Speaker 1: last week. He's forty four. He'd been on the FBI's
Speaker 1: ten most wanted list since last year. They say he
Speaker 1: spent years running a billion dollar operation that move and
Speaker 1: estimated sixty tons of cocaine, and they've accused him of
Speaker 1: multiple murders and other horrible things. And this guy was
Speaker 1: an Olympic, a hero crazy.
Speaker 2: I saw like a video of him getting escorted off
Speaker 2: a plane by the FBI, like they finally must have
Speaker 2: gotten enough evidence to get him, because he was just
Speaker 2: casually on a plane being escorted off and there was
Speaker 2: FBI all around him, And I'm like, how did your
Speaker 2: life turn from olympian to drug mule?
Speaker 1: Like just to the best of us, that is Visitor
Speaker 1: KD Double U B kind of back to more of
Speaker 1: a normal, more normal show today because I think that's
Speaker 1: what people kind of expect. So that includes doing a
Speaker 1: This is what I don't want to give anything away,
Speaker 1: but this group therapy is one that you will laugh
Speaker 1: about with your coworkers when you see him later today
Speaker 1: at lunch. So let's get started with group therapy right
Speaker 1: now on KD Double U B. K.
Speaker 4: Ryan.
Speaker 1: Jessica, I already know your story, but the other people
Speaker 1: on the show don't know your story. So I'm not
Speaker 1: going to spoiler it for anybody. Go ahead and tell
Speaker 1: us your story about the dumb thing that happened and
Speaker 1: why you wanted a little bit of advice. Jessica, what's
Speaker 1: going on?
Speaker 9: Oh my gosh, I'm still cringing.
Speaker 15: So the other day I went out for a.
Speaker 9: Work dinner, you know, with my boss and a couple
Speaker 9: of coworkers. And so then as we're you know, we
Speaker 9: get to our cable, my boss picks off his jacket
Speaker 9: to put it on the chair, and I see something
Speaker 9: falls out, So, you know, I nearly go up to
Speaker 9: grab it, and he's like, no, no, no, no, I
Speaker 9: got it. And then I saw it was a giant
Speaker 9: bottle of lube.
Speaker 16: What it's in his COVID but it.
Speaker 1: Pot He's got it in his north faced jacket, takes
Speaker 1: his jacket off, lings it around, It falls out of
Speaker 1: the pocket. Did it roll across the floor of the restaurant?
Speaker 9: Thank god, no, because it was one of those bottles
Speaker 9: that sort of has like the squiggily line, So like
Speaker 9: I feel like that helped sort of land and stand
Speaker 9: place rand I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: I don't, I don't. I'm going to look it up.
Speaker 1: So anyway, so you so you picked it up or
Speaker 1: your boss picked it up.
Speaker 9: I went to reach for it because I would never
Speaker 9: in a million years think it was bad.
Speaker 15: I thought, I don't know his phone or something. He panicked, No, no, no,
Speaker 15: I got it.
Speaker 9: He gets it. And then I said the dumbest thing
Speaker 9: I could have possibly said.
Speaker 15: I go, Wow, looks like.
Speaker 9: Someone's gonna have a good time tonight.
Speaker 16: Oh my god, No, No, what is that thing when
Speaker 16: you have like it's it's it's it's you say something
Speaker 16: about for a word, vomit.
Speaker 1: It's like, so you said in front of all the
Speaker 1: co workers, how many other co workers are there anyway, Jess,
Speaker 1: like four or the co workers like said, but he's
Speaker 1: gonna have a good time tonight. What was the boss's
Speaker 1: reaction and everybody else's reaction.
Speaker 16: Oh?
Speaker 9: I don't think the.
Speaker 15: Other co workers really heard because they were kind of talking.
Speaker 15: They were putting their coats on their chairs. Oh, god,
Speaker 15: but I you know, I said, you know, I said.
Speaker 17: I was sorry right.
Speaker 9: Away, and he's like, no, no, it's okay. But I
Speaker 9: mean he was definitely embarrassed. He was red as a beat,
Speaker 9: and I was just like, why would I say that?
Speaker 9: Like I'm very professional, Like I just was so uncomfortable
Speaker 9: and I just did not think before I spoke, and
Speaker 9: it was so embarrassing.
Speaker 1: It scares me that I would have said probably the
Speaker 1: exact same thing and trying to humor lubricate the moment
Speaker 1: what you did, thank you, But because I use humor
Speaker 1: as kind of a lubricant to like the ease tensions,
Speaker 1: So I probably would have said the same thing. But
Speaker 1: then you said I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that,
Speaker 1: and the boss said it's okay.
Speaker 15: Yeah, pretty much. So I guess I'm just like, what
Speaker 15: should I have done or said? And like I just
Speaker 15: like I keep replaying it in my head and I
Speaker 15: just like cringe, and I.
Speaker 9: Just don't know if I should go and apologize to him.
Speaker 1: I just, as a guy putting myself in his position,
Speaker 1: what you should have done? What you did wasn't terrible,
Speaker 1: that's kind of funny. What he would have preferred was
Speaker 1: you pretend that you never ever, ever, ever ever saw
Speaker 1: it true? And if you go in his office and
Speaker 1: bring it up again, it's going to be a painful reminder.
Speaker 1: He hopes that you've forgotten about it. And if you
Speaker 1: go in his office and say, I just want to
Speaker 1: tell you about that bottle of lube, he does not
Speaker 1: want to hear you bring it up. Anybody else have
Speaker 1: the thought.
Speaker 7: I'm different as a guy. Yes, I don't want you
Speaker 7: to bring it back up, but I'm not mad at
Speaker 7: you for what you said. Because why does your boss
Speaker 7: have lube in his pocket?
Speaker 1: Put it in put it in the glove compartment in
Speaker 1: your car.
Speaker 4: It's there.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Nah, you reacted, I think, not naturally, but out of
Speaker 7: instinct the way a person was.
Speaker 1: Nothing nothing, nothing wrong with having that in your pocket.
Speaker 1: His wife could have put it in there. His wife
Speaker 1: could have said run by the CVS and pick up
Speaker 1: some I hate keep saying the word over and over again.
Speaker 1: I'm not mad at you, Jessica.
Speaker 7: I don't think you should apologize, say anything, but just
Speaker 7: let the moment breathe Now, Yeah, what do you guys think?
Speaker 15: I don't ever want to bring it up again.
Speaker 9: Don't bring it up again, fantastic, Okay, all right.
Speaker 4: No, because I would probably be like I would say
Speaker 4: it like so quick, like in passing, like hey, sorry
Speaker 4: about the other day, Like that's it, because sorry for
Speaker 4: being a foot and mouth moment. That's what I would
Speaker 4: be apologizing for as a foot mouth moment, Like I
Speaker 4: shouldn't have said what I said. But I wouldn't like say, hey,
Speaker 4: can I talk to you and like let's go sit
Speaker 4: down in your office and let's talk talk about it.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't do that. That's like too much.
Speaker 4: But if it's just like a side like hey, sorry
Speaker 4: about the other day, and then you both can go
Speaker 4: and then have it be over versus pretending like it
Speaker 4: didn't happen and knowing it did happen, and now every
Speaker 4: time you see your boss, your boss sees you, and
Speaker 4: you're both.
Speaker 1: Like never just never bring it up again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, never press that memory, and you never even try
Speaker 2: to think about it again.
Speaker 1: I think I agree, Jenny. I think so many people
Speaker 1: listening have a moment where mom saw Mom came in
Speaker 1: and there was some sort of toy on the coffee table,
Speaker 1: or mom went in the bathroom to look for tiland all,
Speaker 1: and there's a toy on the on the bathroom counter,
Speaker 1: And then mom has a choice. She can come out
Speaker 1: and go, Gladys, why is there a big yellow corn
Speaker 1: cob shaped thing on your kitchen counter? Or she can
Speaker 1: be like, didn't see anything that happened to me.
Speaker 2: One time my dad was helping me move and I
Speaker 2: had these little like square bin things that a ton
Speaker 2: of people probably have for like organization, and I used
Speaker 2: it to my underwear in well, what does somebody have
Speaker 2: there in their underwear drawer? Sometimes women stuff. The one
Speaker 2: thing my dad drops during this move is that bin,
Speaker 2: and I'll kills.
Speaker 1: Said shaky.
Speaker 2: Songs, like the worst thing he could have been carrying.
Speaker 2: And I immediate was like and I pick it all
Speaker 2: up and I throw it back in and nothing.
Speaker 1: Was ever said acknowledged. I think the thing is to pretend.
Speaker 1: You can pretend Jessica, and he can pretend that it
Speaker 1: never happened. That's the best way forward, I think.
Speaker 9: I think I agree. All right, so who brings lub?
Speaker 4: But I've been saying it's not. I know I have
Speaker 4: staples in my pocket. I have chapstick in my other pocket.
Speaker 4: Who brings staples to a work in your pocket? No?
Speaker 1: I also have that question. That's just what's in your pocket?
Speaker 1: If it was in your pocket, Jessica, thanks for thinking
Speaker 1: of us. We appreciate you. Have a good day. Okay.
Speaker 1: If you ever have something you want to talk about
Speaker 1: on group therapy, whether it's dumb like that or a
Speaker 1: little bit more serious or anywhere in between, send an
Speaker 1: email to Ryan's show at ADWB dot.
Speaker 7: Please go ahead. So many text messages. Why Needa said
Speaker 7: what she should have said was all suck a sucking. Now,
Speaker 7: this would have made it worse, but at least would
Speaker 7: have been more funny. You know, would say that, right, Well,
Speaker 7: the text guarantee the boss just wants to pretend it
Speaker 7: didn't happen.
Speaker 1: Probably, yeah, I'd be embarrassed, but also I'd be like, well,
Speaker 1: you know, that's how the cook grumbles. I don't know
Speaker 1: what would have been worse, a pocket pee falling out
Speaker 1: or falling out of his coat. That would have been worse. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that would be worse, worse, And how did that fit
Speaker 1: in his coat pocket?
Speaker 10: Well?
Speaker 1: How big do you want it to be?
Speaker 4: What's gonna be?
Speaker 1: I'm looking at my coat pockets right now. I can
Speaker 1: barely fit my gloves in there. How are you gonna
Speaker 1: fit a pocket pee in there this. You know, that's
Speaker 1: a good question, Dave.
Speaker 2: When I was trying on this jacket last week, I
Speaker 2: didn't even think about that.
Speaker 1: All right, we're doing a little game here. We're gonna
Speaker 1: give away what we give it away, CARDI B tickets.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: All right. So the way this game is gonna work,
Speaker 1: you're gonna get on the phone. I'm gonna give you
Speaker 1: twenty seconds. That's a long time, twenty seconds, and you're
Speaker 1: gonna go head to head with somebody else to name
Speaker 1: as many items in this category that start with a B,
Speaker 1: as in Cardi B. Now I'm gonna put Bailey versus
Speaker 1: Jenny in this test run right now? All right, so
Speaker 1: you can either close your ears or whatever, or go
Speaker 1: out in the hallway, whatever you want to do. You
Speaker 1: need to go in the hallway, close in your ears, okay, Jenny, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I need you to name as many men's names that
Speaker 1: start with a BEE as you can in twenty seconds.
Speaker 2: Go Ben, Bryce, Blake, Bo Bodin, Billy Brooks, Bryson, Blair, Beckham, Brody.
Speaker 2: I said, Billy, Billy, Bob, Billy, Bob, Horton, Bob Bobby.
Speaker 1: Okay, I think you got kind of it was difficult
Speaker 1: to keep track about you got about you got about.
Speaker 2: What I'm going to say, because Billy's right here, it
Speaker 2: was really hard.
Speaker 1: For me to close my ears. Oh but it was yeah, okay, Bailey, ready,
Speaker 1: I'm ready. Many guys names starting with A B, as
Speaker 1: you can in twenty seconds.
Speaker 18: Go Bryce, Beaureguard, Bob, Bill, Billy, Uh, Ben, Ben Jhimen, Barry,
Speaker 18: Benny Uh, Beck's.
Speaker 1: Bo Be, bent Bentley, Benri take benry No. You don't
Speaker 1: like benry No, and I don't know that you get
Speaker 1: Bill and Billy, but again I don't really care. Get Bentley.
Speaker 4: That's the car.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have said Brentley too. So what was the total? Seven?
Speaker 1: You had thirteen? Jenny, Bailey, you had twelve.
Speaker 4: I was doing, actually a really really my hardest time
Speaker 4: not to copy any of Jenny's. And I know she
Speaker 4: said Beckham because I could hurt hear her through my
Speaker 4: closed ears, and uh, that's kind of why I got less.
Speaker 4: I think I could have done better, but I wasn't
Speaker 4: trying to take any of Jenny's.
Speaker 1: I was being so okay, good, Let's get some people
Speaker 1: on the phone here to play the game. We're gonna
Speaker 1: go with two people. Now, what's going to happen is
Speaker 1: you're going to go first, Stephanie. So Stephanie, welcome to
Speaker 1: the show, and then bought. What you're gonna need to
Speaker 1: do is you're gonna need to pick up Carrie and
Speaker 1: distract her with your charm. Oh yeah, she can't hear
Speaker 1: my answers. Okay, so go ahead and pick her up.
Speaker 1: That's Carrie and she won't be able to hear you
Speaker 1: while you're distracting her with your charm. Hi, Stephanie. The
Speaker 1: category where are you calling from, Stephanie? Okay, Uh, well,
Speaker 1: we're gonna give you a category. You have to name
Speaker 1: as many be items in this category as you can
Speaker 1: in twenty seconds. This is for Cardi b The category
Speaker 1: is You're ready. The category is foods.
Speaker 4: Go there.
Speaker 1: For there.
Speaker 9: Weber people.
Speaker 12: Greeted French bread.
Speaker 1: Well you did horrible. I mean, I don't want to.
Speaker 1: I don't want to just you know me, I try
Speaker 1: to be at all honest like you did horrible. I
Speaker 1: like that you said braided French bread, not bread. Now
Speaker 1: it's a tough it's a tough category, but you you
Speaker 1: did terrible. So I meet people favorite word in fast, Stephanie,
Speaker 1: You're gonna you're gonna sit there to listen where you
Speaker 1: get Carrie on the phone, and if she does better
Speaker 1: than you, then she wins your tickets, because you know,
Speaker 1: we'll see what happens. Okay, so let's meet Carrie. Hi, Carrie, Hi, Carrie.
Speaker 1: We're gonna play a game here, and you're gonna name
Speaker 1: as many items as you can in the category that
Speaker 1: start with a B for Cardi B tickets. Are you ready? Okay,
Speaker 1: you get twenty seconds. Name as many food items as
Speaker 1: you can that start with a bee, go.
Speaker 12: Bananas, blueberry, bubble gum, uh.
Speaker 4: What else?
Speaker 8: Bubble tea, brought word.
Speaker 1: Uh, well, you won because you had three. Now you
Speaker 1: probably think, you think you probably did really crappy. But
Speaker 1: you know who did really bad. You know who did
Speaker 1: really bad. Carrie, Stephanie did. Okay, Stephanie, you're such a
Speaker 1: good sport. Stephanie, you cracked me up. Thanks for listening
Speaker 1: to the show. Have a wonderful day. You know what
Speaker 1: she's going to do the rest of the day, She's
Speaker 1: going to think of things at her head to start
Speaker 1: with the bee. Yeah, yeah, bacon, bacon, Oh my gosh, Okay,
Speaker 1: she's gone. Congratulations. How many were you shouting out in
Speaker 1: your head as you're listening to the show. I kept
Speaker 1: thinking butter bagels, bacon, baloney, Oh what else I did?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: She got brought worse and that was I wasn't expecting
Speaker 1: brought worse.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 1: She also said bubble tea.
Speaker 14: Yeah, throwing some low hanging fruits that I totally.
Speaker 1: Forgot. Yeah yeah, yeah, come on, bad Stephanie. You did terrible,
Speaker 1: but we love you anyway. You crack us up. All right,
Speaker 1: thank you. Hold on for one second. We'll get Cardi
Speaker 1: B tickets. We'll have I think those all week here
Speaker 1: on a D double U B. Can I a question?
Speaker 7: QUI?
Speaker 1: I was just going to talk about the NFL playoffs
Speaker 1: this weekend. Question? Go ahead?
Speaker 2: Nobody cares about the playoffs. Well, that's not the playoffs,
Speaker 2: the super Bowl.
Speaker 1: That's all right. I'm sorry to speak while you're interrupting.
Speaker 1: For speaking while you're interrupting. Go ahead, I have an.
Speaker 2: Important question for you.
Speaker 1: Go ahead.
Speaker 2: When you and Susan get a divorce, yes, who gets Bernie?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: I do? He's my boy.
Speaker 2: How do you know that Susan loves Bernie?
Speaker 1: She does? She spends way more time with him than
Speaker 1: you do. That's that's not really true. I am his person.
Speaker 1: When he gets up on the couch, he turns to
Speaker 1: face me each and every time. I am his human.
Speaker 4: But she spends all day with him, Well, that's true,
Speaker 4: but she doesn't spend quality time.
Speaker 1: Well, you're on for half of it.
Speaker 2: You don't know what she's doing when you're not there.
Speaker 1: I know what she's not doing. She's not spending quality
Speaker 1: time with Bernie. She's scheduling. I get down on my
Speaker 1: knees and go to my boy. Oh, he's got nice
Speaker 1: fluffy ears. He's yet my boy. Look at those big
Speaker 1: brown eyes. That's my So when we do get a divorce,
Speaker 1: I think you'll bring this up.
Speaker 2: Well, I ask because I feel like a recent thing
Speaker 2: with millennials is people break up and they still share
Speaker 2: custody of their dog.
Speaker 1: Oh, like a child.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like it's I like, more power to you if
Speaker 2: you have that kind of a relationship with an axe
Speaker 2: to do that. And I get it that, like, if
Speaker 2: you get a dog together, it would be so hard
Speaker 2: to decide, like one person gets to keep it. But like,
Speaker 2: do you think you and Susan could share custody of Bernie.
Speaker 1: I think she would, you know, I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: think that it would be an issue. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: think I think that she knows that's my boy. I
Speaker 1: don't think she'd be like, can I have Bernie this weekend?
Speaker 1: I insist I'm going to talk to Jonathan Fogel and
Speaker 1: Jonathan Vogel is gonna get me Bernie custody on every
Speaker 1: other weekend. I think it'd be like, you want to
Speaker 1: borrow him for a walk, that's fine, you know, we
Speaker 1: don't want this, Like it's like you want to borrow
Speaker 1: a kid. Yeah, you want to borrow for the weekend. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can have one of the kids.
Speaker 2: Say you get a new you know, like hot thirty
Speaker 2: year old girlfriend. Is she going to be okay with
Speaker 2: Susan still being around with Bernie and whatever she wants?
Speaker 2: Whatever she wants, Yeah, Suan, no more.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, that's fine, Okay. I wonder how people
Speaker 1: handle that? Do people handle that? Like, you know, I
Speaker 1: think that's the thing, Like, didn't you I mean you'd
Speaker 1: still up with your old boyfriend?
Speaker 15: Yes?
Speaker 1: And why all have visitation?
Speaker 4: Right, I'm not divorced or anything, but I did have
Speaker 4: a long term boyfriend who loved my cat, and I
Speaker 4: will still let him come and see the cat every
Speaker 4: so often, maybe like once every other month. I'll be like, Hey,
Speaker 4: I'm going to be gone for seven hours today, do
Speaker 4: you want to come see the cat? And he'll be
Speaker 4: like yep, and he'll just come in, sit with the
Speaker 4: cat and he'll leave. I'll never see him. He's just
Speaker 4: like a fart in the wind, a ship in the night, whatever,
Speaker 4: Like I'll never see him, but he'll get to see
Speaker 4: the cat, and he loves that cat. And honestly, I
Speaker 4: mentioned it to regular Guy, my current boyfriend, and I
Speaker 4: don't think.
Speaker 1: He was thrilled, but also wouldn't be either.
Speaker 4: There's a part of me though that I'm just kind
Speaker 4: of like, yeah, but it's not hurting anybody, And if
Speaker 4: it's hurting you, then like I think that's a you thing,
Speaker 4: because it's just I don't know.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's a very good question. Is it annoying to
Speaker 1: your current boyfriend that your old boyfriend still gets to
Speaker 1: come over let himself in with the key, that he
Speaker 1: still has no I leave the key, I see, okay,
Speaker 1: and sit on your couch where you were just naked
Speaker 1: with regular guy last night with a cat on his life.
Speaker 1: Never be naked on the couch cat hair on, I
Speaker 1: would get my mouth. But anyway, Yeah, Dave, so question,
Speaker 1: when are you and Susan getting divorced? We're not getting
Speaker 1: a divorce. Oh yeah, I thought that was the frame
Speaker 1: of this question was no. But there are a lot
Speaker 1: of well, I mean, there's no plans for it right now,
Speaker 1: right now. Talk to me at noon and we'll see.
Speaker 2: There are so many people texting in saying that they
Speaker 2: share custody of their dog with the next. Mix and
Speaker 2: I were together for six years and we do share
Speaker 2: shared custody of the dog. Him and I are really
Speaker 2: good friends.
Speaker 1: Though.
Speaker 2: When my husband and I got a puppy twelve years ago,
Speaker 2: in the beginning of our relationship, we decided if we
Speaker 2: were ever to break up, I keep the dog, and
Speaker 2: that was just a known thing that was established. We
Speaker 2: ended up getting married, so all is good, but we
Speaker 2: established that early on.
Speaker 1: Ill bet it happens a lot. There's probably people that
Speaker 1: are listening right now that's like, yeah, they have some
Speaker 1: sort of an interesting custody agreement, Katrina. We're talking about
Speaker 1: when couples split up. A lot of younger people, and
Speaker 1: probably a lot of people of all ages. They have
Speaker 1: like a custody agreement with the dog or the cat. Katrina.
Speaker 12: Yes, so my ex husband and I split almost two
Speaker 12: years ago, and we were just kind of sharing our dog.
Speaker 12: But you know, since he was the one who decided
Speaker 12: to get the divorce, I decided that she's mine, but
Speaker 12: I still share her with him because he actually gives
Speaker 12: me basically like a child support for her.
Speaker 15: Oh wow, Yeah, he gives me money every month.
Speaker 1: Wow. I think that's great because, yeah, I mean that
Speaker 1: bill's food bills, a new collar.
Speaker 12: Yes, yes, I mean the that bell's the grooming. It
Speaker 12: gets expensive. Now he lives in Florida, and now he
Speaker 12: still gives me money. You though, he doesn't see her,
Speaker 12: but he's gonna apparently move back. So I guess my
Speaker 12: fiance and I're gonna have to figure that out.
Speaker 1: That's because we do. We do become so attached to
Speaker 1: our dogs. Yeah yeah, yeah, but.
Speaker 12: You know, since he gives me money, I do fund
Speaker 12: in pictures and keep him in the loop and so
Speaker 12: we get along time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you, Katrina, appreciate that one. Yeah. I think
Speaker 1: a lot of people go, yeah, the marriage didn't work
Speaker 1: out but we do love buddy.
Speaker 4: Right, yeah, And that's I mean, people are kind of
Speaker 4: dragging me over text message, but that's the same thing
Speaker 4: with me.
Speaker 1: I just wasn't married.
Speaker 4: I just we both love the cat and I want
Speaker 4: him to be able to see the cat occasionally. And
Speaker 4: he bottom this new toy then he just loves it.
Speaker 4: You get mad at me every time I look at
Speaker 4: you crazy for that. It's so weird to me. Whatever
Speaker 4: I don't know about what about the.
Speaker 1: Phone was in the same situation.
Speaker 2: It's a little different though, because she wasn't having him
Speaker 2: come to her house now. And I think that that's like,
Speaker 2: I respect anyone who decides to share custody of an animal.
Speaker 2: I don't think I personally would ever do that. I
Speaker 2: think I would do what the one texterter said where
Speaker 2: they made an agreement upon getting a puppy that one
Speaker 2: of them gets it so that if anything did happen,
Speaker 2: you just had that in place.
Speaker 7: I don't know who would get my dog Ava, because
Speaker 7: technically I adopted her. But unlessa my girlfriend spoils the
Speaker 7: hell out of Ava, and Ava loves me, so I
Speaker 7: don't know.
Speaker 1: Then you would have to share custody. Yeah, it's a thing.
Speaker 1: Apparently it's a thing somebody else on the phone. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Julie said, one of her friends has a really tricky situation. Julie,
Speaker 1: were talking about sharing custody of a dog or a cat.
Speaker 1: What was your story, Julie.
Speaker 17: So, my best friend actually was in a relationship for
Speaker 17: four years. It just ended last year. But they have
Speaker 17: two dogs that they actually share custody of. But their
Speaker 17: relationship now after like their relationship ended, has been so
Speaker 17: tumultuous and just an awful relationship. But my friend still
Speaker 17: make sure that she at least gets or her ex
Speaker 17: still gets to see the dogs because he uses it
Speaker 17: against her, now, dug.
Speaker 1: Well, so in the same way that people will use
Speaker 1: child visitation against their acts. Like, yeah, that gets ugly. Wow,
Speaker 1: here's one it's really interesting. My husband and I were
Speaker 1: beyond ready to divorce and the dog died and we
Speaker 1: knew that was it. The dog was the only thing
Speaker 1: holding us together.
Speaker 12: Wow.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 1: You hear about people not getting a divorce because the kids,
Speaker 1: not getting a divorce because of the dog. Yeah wow wow.
Speaker 2: Earlier I said that saying that they feel like they're
Speaker 2: only in the relationship with their boyfriend because they don't
Speaker 2: want to lose the dog that they have.
Speaker 7: Oh, I would die if I ever found out that's why.
Speaker 7: And Lissa was still with me, Oh, I'd rather you
Speaker 7: just like take me out. A bunch of texts about
Speaker 7: that people really are. This is a common thing.
Speaker 1: This text at katiewb one that's our short code says,
Speaker 1: when I met my now husband, he was sharing custody
Speaker 1: of his his ex'es dog and it was super awkward.
Speaker 1: One morning. My clothes were all over the living room
Speaker 1: because we had a fun night and then the X
Speaker 1: came to the house to get the dog and had
Speaker 1: to have seen the living room and known when had
Speaker 1: happened the night before. That would be a little bit awkward,
Speaker 1: because you know that your ex is, you know, doing
Speaker 1: a hibit edibity with their new partner. You just don't
Speaker 1: want to see. You want to know underpants over here,
Speaker 1: and the bra and the sock one sock here and
Speaker 1: one sock here, inside out jeans over here, inside out
Speaker 1: shirt over.
Speaker 4: All.
Speaker 1: Right, Thanks for all that, We appreciate that. One more
Speaker 1: going through divorce now. When me and my ex husband separated,
Speaker 1: there was no question that he would take the two
Speaker 1: little dogs, both bark constantly and one that both bites
Speaker 1: strangers and marks his territory all over the house. I
Speaker 1: got the two kiddos nearly full time. I don't have
Speaker 1: time or energy for those dogs. Bye bye, pops. Get
Speaker 1: those of the dogs that I would not barking constantly
Speaker 1: biting strangers in marketing territory new thank you. All right,
Speaker 1: it is still called outside. Today's high going to be
Speaker 1: around eight degrees tomorrow around nine. Yes, yeah, lot much.
Speaker 2: It's gonna I promise it'll be like double dig just
Speaker 2: this weekend.
Speaker 1: Like double late ten.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like eighteen on Saturday, like twenty five on Sunday.
Speaker 1: It's gonna feel it'll feel amazing. Serious. I remember the
Speaker 1: first winter I lived here, it was like thirty two
Speaker 1: below zero, and then it warmed up to twenty and
Speaker 1: it was like, oh man, oh honey, you can actually
Speaker 1: get in the car not freeze. You can go outside
Speaker 1: to the mailbox and not freeze. It'll feels so nice.
Speaker 4: Like that's when when it hits like twenty eight degrees
Speaker 4: in the spring and no one's wearing a coat anymore,
Speaker 4: they're like, oh wow, this is it.
Speaker 1: This is springtime. My favorite is when restaurants open their
Speaker 1: patios because it's forty eight degrees. Yeah, like yeah, we're
Speaker 1: over here at the Chee Cheese and the patio is open.
Speaker 1: It's forty eight degrees