WEBVTT - Soccer Jerseys Suck 

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<v Speaker 1>Mojo in the morning. Uh, good to have you guys

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<v Speaker 1>here with us today. I'm having a better day than

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<v Speaker 1>the US goalie.

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<v Speaker 2>From yes last night.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure he's Somebody needs to tell me why we

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<v Speaker 1>and the biggest and best country in the world can't

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<v Speaker 1>find good soccer players.

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<v Speaker 2>Why are you blaming it on the goalie? Though I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't watch the game, like I heard that one mishap,

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<v Speaker 2>but that was a big thing. That was a big

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<v Speaker 2>that was a big mess happen. It caused one goal.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I mean I think we were already down to one,

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<v Speaker 3>which you can come back and tide a game, and

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<v Speaker 3>you know how soccer works. But to go down three

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<v Speaker 3>to one and in that fashion and you know momentum

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<v Speaker 3>and sports, just the.

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<v Speaker 4>One where he just like ran out to ran kicked

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<v Speaker 4>and then but then the that was the goal was

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<v Speaker 4>just you can tell him not a yeah soccer football player.

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<v Speaker 2>That was just wide open. Now I was screaming and

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<v Speaker 2>kick the ball into the net.

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<v Speaker 1>I I'm at a point now too, by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>with this whole where I can now officially say, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not a hot soccer fan. I was a soccer

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<v Speaker 1>fan for a little bit. First off, the uniforms to

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<v Speaker 1>me are goofy looking. They don't look like they'll be

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<v Speaker 1>good on you. Like I could not wear basketball uniforms either,

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<v Speaker 1>because if I wear a basketball.

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<v Speaker 2>Uniform, you know you're shorts and jersey like you know

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<v Speaker 2>what I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>Like I look at baseball jerseys and in hockey jerseys

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<v Speaker 1>as more for a guy my size in football jerseys

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<v Speaker 1>really but the tighter. No, they're big. They're bigger jerseys

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<v Speaker 1>and they work with bigger guys soccer jerseys. Like Joe

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<v Speaker 1>wanted me to go get a US one. Joe got

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<v Speaker 1>a France one, and he says, I said, you got

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<v Speaker 1>a root for the US man you're from this country.

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<v Speaker 1>And he says, well, then why don't you go get

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<v Speaker 1>one of those things.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll buy you a jersey. Wanted to buy me this jersey. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I look at him.

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<v Speaker 1>I go, there's nothing worse than a fat guy in

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<v Speaker 1>a jersey, especially a fat unathletic.

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<v Speaker 2>Guy coming in here on a soccer jersey. Could you

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<v Speaker 2>imagine would roast honestly for five and a half hours?

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<v Speaker 1>Could you would you like be blown away if all

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<v Speaker 1>of a sudden I started wearing one.

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<v Speaker 3>Of those some soccer jerseys are actually incredible, Travis Scott,

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<v Speaker 3>and I know you like some of the shoes.

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<v Speaker 2>He's done a whole football collection, all teams. Yeah, he's

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<v Speaker 2>got some pretty nice jerseys. Really yeah, I'll show you.

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<v Speaker 1>I think as far as jerseys are concerned, and I

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<v Speaker 1>want to ask listeners perspective on this one. I think

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<v Speaker 1>the most flattering jerseys that are out what is that,

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<v Speaker 1>Travis Scott.

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<v Speaker 4>I can see you wearing that caub That's cool, that's

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<v Speaker 4>really cool.

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<v Speaker 2>That just that doesn't even look like the USA jersey?

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<v Speaker 2>Why would it?

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<v Speaker 5>Red?

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<v Speaker 2>White and blues? Got like a little fashion.

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<v Speaker 1>Interesting retro. I just want to ask this question of

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<v Speaker 1>women in the audience. Could you guys know fashion better

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<v Speaker 1>than guys? What do you think guys look better in

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<v Speaker 1>sports jersey wise? NFL jerseys or you know college football jerseys,

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<v Speaker 1>basketball jerseys. You know the guys were in tank tops,

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<v Speaker 1>hockey jerseys. You see a lot of wing wheeled fatties

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<v Speaker 1>out there, guys on around baseball jerseys you got the

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<v Speaker 1>buttons up front, you know, the or the have you

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<v Speaker 1>seen the orange ones? The pullovers that the Tigers have

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<v Speaker 1>this year that you just had on the other day,

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<v Speaker 1>The orange jersey is an interesting looking jersey Soccer I

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<v Speaker 1>put in there. What are their sports that are there?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>None of them? None of them? Alay with you wear

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<v Speaker 2>a jersey?

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<v Speaker 1>You don't like a little Honolulu blue and not really

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<v Speaker 1>you don't like a guy wearing a jersey like unless

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<v Speaker 1>they're the actual athletes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I agree with you on that. I'm wearing a

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<v Speaker 2>jersey tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 4>Was wearing a Canada one the other day, but I

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<v Speaker 4>wasn't home, but I mean I.

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<v Speaker 2>Got in a while. But like, this should not be

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<v Speaker 2>a staple in your the word.

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<v Speaker 4>Honestly, I'll tell you the worst one.

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<v Speaker 2>I won't tell you the best one.

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<v Speaker 4>The worst one is the guys that wear the basketball

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<v Speaker 4>jerseys with nothing underneath. I don't want to see his

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<v Speaker 4>hair calming out of your arm picks.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't so I hate the basketball ones are horrible,

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<v Speaker 1>sucking underneath. Yeah, you're patrick ewing in it. I'm wearing

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<v Speaker 1>a basketball jersey tomorrow just for you guys. As a

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<v Speaker 1>matter of fact, I we'll wear a basketball jersey tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll follow it up with a hockey jersey on Thursday.

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<v Speaker 2>Round it off. For the rest of the week, we

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<v Speaker 2>laid out like the first day of school? Who's joining me?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I think that that's that's a mistake on.

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<v Speaker 1>Your I bought I bought mojo A a soccer jersey

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<v Speaker 1>for his birthday a couple of years ago because he.

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<v Speaker 2>Loved Tad there Will and I'm sorry he's allergic to jersey. No,

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<v Speaker 2>can I tell you? I have it still? You want

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<v Speaker 2>me to wear it tomorrow too? Would you? Jersday? Do

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<v Speaker 2>it on Thursday? Jersey Thursday? Is that it's called.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, Jersday. I got a copyright there. That's

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<v Speaker 1>really good.

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<v Speaker 2>We're all wearing jerseys on Thursday, guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on.

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<v Speaker 2>I was trying to call Joe, my son. Joe.

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<v Speaker 1>Chelsea and I were talking about how Joe has a problem.

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<v Speaker 1>He has too many Jersey jerseys.

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<v Speaker 2>Does he wear them? Hey?

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<v Speaker 4>Pot calling the kettle, mister quarter zips over here?

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<v Speaker 5>But I have.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm a grown Like that's a that's a very

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<v Speaker 1>professional thing to wear to work, a quarter zip?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you actually call? I'm gonna dial him up right now,

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<v Speaker 2>call the Joe Show for me, please.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, I can wear it with slacks, Shannon, I could

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<v Speaker 1>wear it with shorts. I could wear it with jeans

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<v Speaker 1>if I wanted to, I could, you know, but I

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<v Speaker 1>don't have jersey. Can you imagine if I want started

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<v Speaker 1>wearing jerseys, you guys would all make I'm gonna wear

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<v Speaker 1>my ted lasso, You're gonna wear your I don't know yet.

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<v Speaker 2>What's that option? Sierra? What do you think of guys

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<v Speaker 2>in jerseys? I love basketball jerseys.

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<v Speaker 5>I am so sorry y'all suck. If you have that big,

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<v Speaker 5>beautiful chest back like, I love it. I love it.

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<v Speaker 1>D onge shaped guys, you don't Dave's big fat dudes

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<v Speaker 1>like me with stretch marks on my arms?

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<v Speaker 4>Do you are not that fat?

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<v Speaker 5>Mojo?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know why I am. You haven't seen me

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<v Speaker 2>in a jersey.

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<v Speaker 1>I pover myself up learning stuff that's a little, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>a little more flattering.

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<v Speaker 5>So I you love great football or hockey jerseys?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>I want you your Tigers gear, like, come on, you're not.

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<v Speaker 5>You act like you're like a five thousand pounds or something.

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<v Speaker 1>I really wanted this year to get that orange Terrek

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<v Speaker 1>Schooble jersey that the Tigers came out with. They came

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<v Speaker 1>out with a couple of jersey changes, and so I

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<v Speaker 1>go to the Team store right after the show. There's

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<v Speaker 1>nobody in the place, okay. And I said to them,

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<v Speaker 1>I go, Can I try these on right here? And

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<v Speaker 1>they said, yeah, you get a shirt on or anything?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I got t shirt on.

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<v Speaker 1>I tried the thing on. I go and I look

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<v Speaker 1>in myself in the mirror. I looked like a freaking

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<v Speaker 1>fat orange.

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<v Speaker 2>What size was it? Did they have this double X?

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<v Speaker 2>But if I get a three X? A three X

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<v Speaker 2>is bigger. I don't know. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't I don't think I would look good. I

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<v Speaker 1>looked at that thing. I'm going trek.

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<v Speaker 2>Scooble's name, Scooble was spelled like way it was stretched up?

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<v Speaker 2>What you need the same one? That pause? Guy? What's

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<v Speaker 2>his name? Pa? Hold on a second? Jordan, what's up?

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<v Speaker 2>Jordan's Hi?

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<v Speaker 5>What's the deal? Mojo? Long time listener, first time?

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<v Speaker 1>Damn man?

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<v Speaker 5>Jerseys? Man, I wear jerseys. You know I got a

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<v Speaker 5>couple of them. You know I got the black Jo one,

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<v Speaker 5>I got the white arm and Row one. You can't

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<v Speaker 5>hate on jerseys around here. You know. I got a

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<v Speaker 5>couple of retros. You got the O G Bens Carter.

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<v Speaker 2>One, like, come on, very nice are you wearing them?

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<v Speaker 2>Are they up for display? Oh?

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<v Speaker 5>I wear mine? But okay, special occasions like the retro one,

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<v Speaker 5>you wear those out. You know people wear the retros out, like, no,

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<v Speaker 5>what a nice retro bastball jersey?

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<v Speaker 2>Tell them kids listen on Thursday.

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<v Speaker 3>Not only enough? Am I wearing a jersey? I might

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<v Speaker 3>go two thousands and wear backwards on you. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, all.

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<v Speaker 5>Right now, don't come on wearing a backwards jersey the

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<v Speaker 5>thing I hate the man, I'm like, why wear the

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<v Speaker 5>jersey backwards? Bro?

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<v Speaker 2>Like, I hate to. I hate to get racial on

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<v Speaker 2>this one. No, you don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I do hate to. But that guys can pull off jerseys.

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<v Speaker 1>White guys can't pull them off. I've seen many white guys,

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<v Speaker 1>and that guys.

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<v Speaker 4>Can pull off a lot of things that white guys

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<v Speaker 4>you can't.

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<v Speaker 5>I won't. I won't even say it's a racial thing,

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<v Speaker 5>like like my boy Mojo said early, you know, it's

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<v Speaker 5>like it's a physique. You gotta be built for it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe like that Travis Scott jersey, I think we all white?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you kidding?

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<v Speaker 1>Jordan?

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<v Speaker 2>Can fat black guys wear jerseys? Or because because maybe

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<v Speaker 2>it is.

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<v Speaker 5>I got a couple of fat boys that'd be rocking jerseys,

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<v Speaker 5>pulling off dog like. Man, I ain't gonna anyone can

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<v Speaker 5>pull off a jersey. You just gotta style it right.

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<v Speaker 5>Like if you know you a bigger person, you got

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<v Speaker 5>that belly that's poking out, you better get a three

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<v Speaker 5>fall X.

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta go to the big and Tall, gotta check out.

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<v Speaker 1>If you go to the team stores, the team stores

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<v Speaker 1>have their own big and Tall section.

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<v Speaker 2>So I go to So this is the thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I go to the Tigers team store, Jordan and I

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<v Speaker 1>go in there and I'm looking at jerseys and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh cool, they got this one right here, and I

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<v Speaker 1>pick it up. And I'm not lying to you. It

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<v Speaker 1>was a freaking tent. It was like so big, and

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<v Speaker 1>I go, oh, I'm in the big and Tall section.

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<v Speaker 2>They have.

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<v Speaker 1>They have it inside of the team store, off to

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<v Speaker 1>the side a little bit, and they've got like a

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<v Speaker 1>row or a rack of of big fat guys jerseys

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<v Speaker 1>tall guys.

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<v Speaker 2>And you don't have to be in there while you're downstairs.

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<v Speaker 1>I like to I like to have the the double

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<v Speaker 1>X out of the regular guys store, you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>You got to get you this orange jersey.

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<v Speaker 5>Come on, come on, he might be looking like the

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<v Speaker 5>annoying Orange Man. Make sure you get them a big one.

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<v Speaker 5>K It was tight, bro.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you for