Speaker 1: Mojo in the morning. Uh, good to have you guys
Speaker 1: here with us today. I'm having a better day than
Speaker 1: the US goalie.
Speaker 2: From yes last night.
Speaker 1: I'm sure he's Somebody needs to tell me why we
Speaker 1: and the biggest and best country in the world can't
Speaker 1: find good soccer players.
Speaker 2: Why are you blaming it on the goalie? Though I
Speaker 2: didn't watch the game, like I heard that one mishap,
Speaker 2: but that was a big thing. That was a big
Speaker 2: that was a big mess happen. It caused one goal.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean I think we were already down to one,
Speaker 3: which you can come back and tide a game, and
Speaker 3: you know how soccer works. But to go down three
Speaker 3: to one and in that fashion and you know momentum
Speaker 3: and sports, just the.
Speaker 4: One where he just like ran out to ran kicked
Speaker 4: and then but then the that was the goal was
Speaker 4: just you can tell him not a yeah soccer football player.
Speaker 2: That was just wide open. Now I was screaming and
Speaker 2: kick the ball into the net.
Speaker 1: I I'm at a point now too, by the way,
Speaker 1: with this whole where I can now officially say, all right,
Speaker 1: I'm not a hot soccer fan. I was a soccer
Speaker 1: fan for a little bit. First off, the uniforms to
Speaker 1: me are goofy looking. They don't look like they'll be
Speaker 1: good on you. Like I could not wear basketball uniforms either,
Speaker 1: because if I wear a basketball.
Speaker 2: Uniform, you know you're shorts and jersey like you know
Speaker 2: what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like I look at baseball jerseys and in hockey jerseys
Speaker 1: as more for a guy my size in football jerseys
Speaker 1: really but the tighter. No, they're big. They're bigger jerseys
Speaker 1: and they work with bigger guys soccer jerseys. Like Joe
Speaker 1: wanted me to go get a US one. Joe got
Speaker 1: a France one, and he says, I said, you got
Speaker 1: a root for the US man you're from this country.
Speaker 1: And he says, well, then why don't you go get
Speaker 1: one of those things.
Speaker 2: I'll buy you a jersey. Wanted to buy me this jersey. Okay,
Speaker 2: I look at him.
Speaker 1: I go, there's nothing worse than a fat guy in
Speaker 1: a jersey, especially a fat unathletic.
Speaker 2: Guy coming in here on a soccer jersey. Could you
Speaker 2: imagine would roast honestly for five and a half hours?
Speaker 1: Could you would you like be blown away if all
Speaker 1: of a sudden I started wearing one.
Speaker 3: Of those some soccer jerseys are actually incredible, Travis Scott,
Speaker 3: and I know you like some of the shoes.
Speaker 2: He's done a whole football collection, all teams. Yeah, he's
Speaker 2: got some pretty nice jerseys. Really yeah, I'll show you.
Speaker 1: I think as far as jerseys are concerned, and I
Speaker 1: want to ask listeners perspective on this one. I think
Speaker 1: the most flattering jerseys that are out what is that,
Speaker 1: Travis Scott.
Speaker 4: I can see you wearing that caub That's cool, that's
Speaker 4: really cool.
Speaker 2: That just that doesn't even look like the USA jersey?
Speaker 2: Why would it?
Speaker 5: Red?
Speaker 2: White and blues? Got like a little fashion.
Speaker 1: Interesting retro. I just want to ask this question of
Speaker 1: women in the audience. Could you guys know fashion better
Speaker 1: than guys? What do you think guys look better in
Speaker 1: sports jersey wise? NFL jerseys or you know college football jerseys,
Speaker 1: basketball jerseys. You know the guys were in tank tops,
Speaker 1: hockey jerseys. You see a lot of wing wheeled fatties
Speaker 1: out there, guys on around baseball jerseys you got the
Speaker 1: buttons up front, you know, the or the have you
Speaker 1: seen the orange ones? The pullovers that the Tigers have
Speaker 1: this year that you just had on the other day,
Speaker 1: The orange jersey is an interesting looking jersey Soccer I
Speaker 1: put in there. What are their sports that are there?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: None of them? None of them? Alay with you wear
Speaker 2: a jersey?
Speaker 1: You don't like a little Honolulu blue and not really
Speaker 1: you don't like a guy wearing a jersey like unless
Speaker 1: they're the actual athletes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree with you on that. I'm wearing a
Speaker 2: jersey tomorrow.
Speaker 4: Was wearing a Canada one the other day, but I
Speaker 4: wasn't home, but I mean I.
Speaker 2: Got in a while. But like, this should not be
Speaker 2: a staple in your the word.
Speaker 4: Honestly, I'll tell you the worst one.
Speaker 2: I won't tell you the best one.
Speaker 4: The worst one is the guys that wear the basketball
Speaker 4: jerseys with nothing underneath. I don't want to see his
Speaker 4: hair calming out of your arm picks.
Speaker 1: I don't so I hate the basketball ones are horrible,
Speaker 1: sucking underneath. Yeah, you're patrick ewing in it. I'm wearing
Speaker 1: a basketball jersey tomorrow just for you guys. As a
Speaker 1: matter of fact, I we'll wear a basketball jersey tomorrow.
Speaker 1: I'll follow it up with a hockey jersey on Thursday.
Speaker 2: Round it off. For the rest of the week, we
Speaker 2: laid out like the first day of school? Who's joining me?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I think that that's that's a mistake on.
Speaker 1: Your I bought I bought mojo A a soccer jersey
Speaker 1: for his birthday a couple of years ago because he.
Speaker 2: Loved Tad there Will and I'm sorry he's allergic to jersey. No,
Speaker 2: can I tell you? I have it still? You want
Speaker 2: me to wear it tomorrow too? Would you? Jersday? Do
Speaker 2: it on Thursday? Jersey Thursday? Is that it's called.
Speaker 1: I don't know, Jersday. I got a copyright there. That's
Speaker 1: really good.
Speaker 2: We're all wearing jerseys on Thursday, guys.
Speaker 1: Hold on.
Speaker 2: I was trying to call Joe, my son. Joe.
Speaker 1: Chelsea and I were talking about how Joe has a problem.
Speaker 1: He has too many Jersey jerseys.
Speaker 2: Does he wear them? Hey?
Speaker 4: Pot calling the kettle, mister quarter zips over here?
Speaker 5: But I have.
Speaker 1: But I'm a grown Like that's a that's a very
Speaker 1: professional thing to wear to work, a quarter zip?
Speaker 2: Do you actually call? I'm gonna dial him up right now,
Speaker 2: call the Joe Show for me, please.
Speaker 1: Like, I can wear it with slacks, Shannon, I could
Speaker 1: wear it with shorts. I could wear it with jeans
Speaker 1: if I wanted to, I could, you know, but I
Speaker 1: don't have jersey. Can you imagine if I want started
Speaker 1: wearing jerseys, you guys would all make I'm gonna wear
Speaker 1: my ted lasso, You're gonna wear your I don't know yet.
Speaker 2: What's that option? Sierra? What do you think of guys
Speaker 2: in jerseys? I love basketball jerseys.
Speaker 5: I am so sorry y'all suck. If you have that big,
Speaker 5: beautiful chest back like, I love it. I love it.
Speaker 1: D onge shaped guys, you don't Dave's big fat dudes
Speaker 1: like me with stretch marks on my arms?
Speaker 4: Do you are not that fat?
Speaker 5: Mojo?
Speaker 2: I don't know why I am. You haven't seen me
Speaker 2: in a jersey.
Speaker 1: I pover myself up learning stuff that's a little, uh,
Speaker 1: a little more flattering.
Speaker 5: So I you love great football or hockey jerseys?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I want you your Tigers gear, like, come on, you're not.
Speaker 5: You act like you're like a five thousand pounds or something.
Speaker 1: I really wanted this year to get that orange Terrek
Speaker 1: Schooble jersey that the Tigers came out with. They came
Speaker 1: out with a couple of jersey changes, and so I
Speaker 1: go to the Team store right after the show. There's
Speaker 1: nobody in the place, okay. And I said to them,
Speaker 1: I go, Can I try these on right here? And
Speaker 1: they said, yeah, you get a shirt on or anything?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I got t shirt on.
Speaker 1: I tried the thing on. I go and I look
Speaker 1: in myself in the mirror. I looked like a freaking
Speaker 1: fat orange.
Speaker 2: What size was it? Did they have this double X?
Speaker 2: But if I get a three X? A three X
Speaker 2: is bigger. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't think I would look good. I
Speaker 1: looked at that thing. I'm going trek.
Speaker 2: Scooble's name, Scooble was spelled like way it was stretched up?
Speaker 2: What you need the same one? That pause? Guy? What's
Speaker 2: his name? Pa? Hold on a second? Jordan, what's up?
Speaker 2: Jordan's Hi?
Speaker 5: What's the deal? Mojo? Long time listener, first time?
Speaker 1: Damn man?
Speaker 5: Jerseys? Man, I wear jerseys. You know I got a
Speaker 5: couple of them. You know I got the black Jo one,
Speaker 5: I got the white arm and Row one. You can't
Speaker 5: hate on jerseys around here. You know. I got a
Speaker 5: couple of retros. You got the O G Bens Carter.
Speaker 2: One, like, come on, very nice are you wearing them?
Speaker 2: Are they up for display? Oh?
Speaker 5: I wear mine? But okay, special occasions like the retro one,
Speaker 5: you wear those out. You know people wear the retros out, like, no,
Speaker 5: what a nice retro bastball jersey?
Speaker 2: Tell them kids listen on Thursday.
Speaker 3: Not only enough? Am I wearing a jersey? I might
Speaker 3: go two thousands and wear backwards on you. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, all.
Speaker 5: Right now, don't come on wearing a backwards jersey the
Speaker 5: thing I hate the man, I'm like, why wear the
Speaker 5: jersey backwards? Bro?
Speaker 2: Like, I hate to. I hate to get racial on
Speaker 2: this one. No, you don't.
Speaker 1: I do hate to. But that guys can pull off jerseys.
Speaker 1: White guys can't pull them off. I've seen many white guys,
Speaker 1: and that guys.
Speaker 4: Can pull off a lot of things that white guys
Speaker 4: you can't.
Speaker 5: I won't. I won't even say it's a racial thing,
Speaker 5: like like my boy Mojo said early, you know, it's
Speaker 5: like it's a physique. You gotta be built for it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Maybe like that Travis Scott jersey, I think we all white?
Speaker 2: Are you kidding?
Speaker 1: Jordan?
Speaker 2: Can fat black guys wear jerseys? Or because because maybe
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 5: I got a couple of fat boys that'd be rocking jerseys,
Speaker 5: pulling off dog like. Man, I ain't gonna anyone can
Speaker 5: pull off a jersey. You just gotta style it right.
Speaker 5: Like if you know you a bigger person, you got
Speaker 5: that belly that's poking out, you better get a three
Speaker 5: fall X.
Speaker 2: I gotta go to the big and Tall, gotta check out.
Speaker 1: If you go to the team stores, the team stores
Speaker 1: have their own big and Tall section.
Speaker 2: So I go to So this is the thing.
Speaker 1: I go to the Tigers team store, Jordan and I
Speaker 1: go in there and I'm looking at jerseys and I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh cool, they got this one right here, and I
Speaker 1: pick it up. And I'm not lying to you. It
Speaker 1: was a freaking tent. It was like so big, and
Speaker 1: I go, oh, I'm in the big and Tall section.
Speaker 2: They have.
Speaker 1: They have it inside of the team store, off to
Speaker 1: the side a little bit, and they've got like a
Speaker 1: row or a rack of of big fat guys jerseys
Speaker 1: tall guys.
Speaker 2: And you don't have to be in there while you're downstairs.
Speaker 1: I like to I like to have the the double
Speaker 1: X out of the regular guys store, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean.
Speaker 2: You got to get you this orange jersey.
Speaker 5: Come on, come on, he might be looking like the
Speaker 5: annoying Orange Man. Make sure you get them a big one.
Speaker 5: K It was tight, bro.
Speaker 2: Thank you for