1 00:00:04,840 --> 00:00:09,479 Speaker 1: Now the Guardian Angel of talk radio is here. Curtis 2 00:00:09,560 --> 00:00:13,159 Speaker 1: sleewa guest host the Mark Simone Show on seven to 3 00:00:13,240 --> 00:00:17,680 Speaker 1: ten Woo. I'm substituting from Marx Simone. I appreciate the 4 00:00:17,720 --> 00:00:21,400 Speaker 1: opportunity that program director Tom Cuddy and Mark have given 5 00:00:21,440 --> 00:00:25,439 Speaker 1: me again here at iHeart, so that my voice could 6 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:28,280 Speaker 1: be heard and your voice could be heard. But understand this, 7 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:32,000 Speaker 1: if you've ever heard me in talk radio, as Crash 8 00:00:32,080 --> 00:00:35,280 Speaker 1: has forced to listen, he had no choice, he was 9 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:41,040 Speaker 1: the board operator. I always question authority. I'm not part 10 00:00:41,080 --> 00:00:45,360 Speaker 1: of the chorus. And if you're waking up or you 11 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:49,400 Speaker 1: just went out and had your cup cool fee and 12 00:00:49,479 --> 00:00:56,120 Speaker 1: your Danish, that's very important, that word Danish. Because the 13 00:00:56,240 --> 00:01:02,320 Speaker 1: lead story is absolutely mind. Our President Donald Trump has 14 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:08,759 Speaker 1: lost it. He's gone cuckoo for cocoal puffs. He wants greenland, 15 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:13,080 Speaker 1: really greenland. Yeah, we're ready to go to the war 16 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:17,560 Speaker 1: to get Greenland. Let me explain how this has gone 17 00:01:17,800 --> 00:01:22,520 Speaker 1: completely absurd because there are so many of you out there. 18 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:25,440 Speaker 1: Just like there are Democrats who can justify anything the 19 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:29,960 Speaker 1: Democrats say do, there are Republicans out there, especially those 20 00:01:29,959 --> 00:01:33,520 Speaker 1: who are maga, who can justify anything that Trump says 21 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:39,600 Speaker 1: or does, but this is completely nuts. So today is 22 00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:44,120 Speaker 1: the start of the World Economic Forum at Dovels in Switzerland. 23 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:49,400 Speaker 1: All the richest, all the world leaders of the Fortune 24 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:55,520 Speaker 1: five hundred companies and obviously of nations will be there and. 25 00:01:55,520 --> 00:02:00,600 Speaker 2: What they call a spirited dialogue. Let's know, spirited. Dieg here, 26 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:01,760 Speaker 2: what are you talking about? 27 00:02:02,880 --> 00:02:07,640 Speaker 1: You're heard in the lead story that even the Canadians 28 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:10,560 Speaker 1: are saying they're going to send troops to Greenland to 29 00:02:10,639 --> 00:02:15,120 Speaker 1: protect their sovereignty against the potential invasion by the United States. 30 00:02:15,440 --> 00:02:19,959 Speaker 1: That alone sounds crazy. Reminds me of the movie Canadian Bacon, 31 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,360 Speaker 1: you remember with John Candy. We'll get into that. I'll 32 00:02:22,360 --> 00:02:26,840 Speaker 1: make all the links. And that the President of the 33 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:31,760 Speaker 1: United States, the most powerful man in the world, apparently 34 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:37,919 Speaker 1: over the weekend, in the aftermath of major demonstrations against 35 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:42,440 Speaker 1: the United States in Greenland. Who would have ever thought 36 00:02:42,639 --> 00:02:47,280 Speaker 1: there'd be demonstrations other than by reindeer in Greenland and 37 00:02:47,320 --> 00:02:51,360 Speaker 1: in Denmark. Who has been our best ally in Europe, 38 00:02:51,639 --> 00:02:56,480 Speaker 1: not a fair weathered friend, who lost troops in Afghanistan 39 00:02:56,600 --> 00:02:59,720 Speaker 1: fighting side by side with the Americans and in Iraq 40 00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:03,320 Speaker 1: when some other countries would not send their own troops. 41 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:07,919 Speaker 1: And by the way, in the invasion of Iraq in 42 00:03:07,919 --> 00:03:11,760 Speaker 1: two thousand and three, remember how all of a sudden 43 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:13,960 Speaker 1: we were so upset with the French they wouldn't send 44 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:18,280 Speaker 1: troops that we decided to rename French fries Freedom fries. 45 00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:19,239 Speaker 2: How did that work out? 46 00:03:19,320 --> 00:03:21,600 Speaker 1: Right? When's the last time you went to a diner 47 00:03:22,639 --> 00:03:25,640 Speaker 1: you had a cheeseburg special and you say, man, hold 48 00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:29,280 Speaker 1: those French fries, I want American fries. That was the 49 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:34,480 Speaker 1: dumbest invasion for weapons of mass destruction, right, we're still. 50 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:36,200 Speaker 2: Looking for those weapons of mass destruction. 51 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:40,000 Speaker 1: What a mess in Iraq we created, Dick Cheney Bush 52 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:45,880 Speaker 1: forty three. But oh yeah, we were gonna align ourselves 53 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:50,360 Speaker 1: because Dick Cheney had convinced us that it was really 54 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:55,720 Speaker 1: set out Hussein who had launched the attack against the 55 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:57,800 Speaker 1: World Trade Center. At least he wanted people to know 56 00:03:57,880 --> 00:04:06,160 Speaker 1: that and not al Qaeda. This is nuts, This is 57 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:08,320 Speaker 1: all over again. And I'm gonna give you all an 58 00:04:08,320 --> 00:04:12,240 Speaker 1: opportunity to weigh in, especially those who want to defend 59 00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:17,880 Speaker 1: the president in this madness to basically take Greenland by 60 00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:20,240 Speaker 1: all means possible. And there's a history of this, and 61 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:23,480 Speaker 1: we're gonna go through that because typically, you know, when 62 00:04:23,520 --> 00:04:25,320 Speaker 1: you haven't talk shows, and that's why it gives me 63 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:25,800 Speaker 1: a headache. 64 00:04:25,839 --> 00:04:28,840 Speaker 2: After a while, it's like a repeat cycle. They just repeat. 65 00:04:28,520 --> 00:04:31,600 Speaker 1: Themselves over and over and over instead of saying no, no, 66 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:37,040 Speaker 1: no question authority. This does not make sense. Stand up 67 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:41,800 Speaker 1: to authority. If it don't sound right, I guarantee you 68 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:46,120 Speaker 1: it ain't right. So let's get those phone lines singing 69 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:49,880 Speaker 1: and ringing. Here the station that I listen to now 70 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:53,520 Speaker 1: as often as I can with my wife Nancy seven 71 00:04:53,520 --> 00:04:56,080 Speaker 1: to ten woor are the voice in New York eight 72 00:04:56,200 --> 00:05:01,120 Speaker 1: hundred three two one zero seven ten. That's eight hundred 73 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:04,800 Speaker 1: and three two one zero seven ten. And let me 74 00:05:04,839 --> 00:05:08,280 Speaker 1: tell you, I guarantee you the next thing that the 75 00:05:08,320 --> 00:05:11,279 Speaker 1: President of the United States will do is issue a 76 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:15,400 Speaker 1: ten percent tariff on any Danish that we eat in 77 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:20,000 Speaker 1: the United States. That's right, be prepared for this crash. Actually, 78 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,320 Speaker 1: a couple of core fee and your order of Danish. 79 00:05:22,360 --> 00:05:24,599 Speaker 1: By the way, my favorite is Alman Apple. I had 80 00:05:24,640 --> 00:05:31,760 Speaker 1: one this morning in support of Denmark. Is this nuts? Now? 81 00:05:31,760 --> 00:05:32,200 Speaker 2: What is it? 82 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:35,320 Speaker 1: You're like accustod Danish or fruit Danish, your sweet Danny. 83 00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:38,200 Speaker 1: You know the origin of it is comes from Denmark, 84 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:41,720 Speaker 1: you know, back to the Vikings, the Norseman Eric de 85 00:05:41,839 --> 00:05:44,240 Speaker 1: red Lee Ferrison. Yeah, we're gonna get into all of that. 86 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:49,640 Speaker 1: How Greenland was first colonized even though they had their 87 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:52,560 Speaker 1: own indigenous people there. You know, we always called hey, yeah, 88 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:55,920 Speaker 1: we colonize it. We found that, we discovered it. Yeah, 89 00:05:55,920 --> 00:06:01,200 Speaker 1: there were people they were already from actually went Norway 90 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:06,839 Speaker 1: to Denmark, to Iceland, to Greenland, to Hollyfox, to Newfoundland 91 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:11,279 Speaker 1: to Prince Edward Island, to the Maritime provinces where apparently 92 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:16,560 Speaker 1: Leif Erickson left a little bit of uh we'll call 93 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:20,479 Speaker 1: it a squat, and then it disappeared over time, like 94 00:06:20,560 --> 00:06:24,039 Speaker 1: five hundred years before. Christopher Columbus in fourteen ninety two, 95 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:28,000 Speaker 1: right went west in order to discover East with a Nina, 96 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:30,719 Speaker 1: the Pinter, the Santa the Maria. Yes, I know, crash, 97 00:06:30,920 --> 00:06:33,320 Speaker 1: I know you say, the Nina, the Pinter, the Santa Maria. 98 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:37,839 Speaker 1: None of there were four ships, trust me on that. Anyway, 99 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:43,400 Speaker 1: this is crazy. I'm let's see you all morning. Look. 100 00:06:43,480 --> 00:06:45,880 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you know, hey, yeah, this makes sense. 101 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:51,120 Speaker 1: Hell, the United States, we need Greenland for our own security, 102 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:56,360 Speaker 1: of the world's security. Really, really, what eight hundred three 103 00:06:56,440 --> 00:06:59,720 Speaker 1: two one zero seven ten. It's one eight hundred three 104 00:06:59,760 --> 00:07:01,800 Speaker 1: to two one zero sevent ten. I'd love some of 105 00:07:01,839 --> 00:07:04,960 Speaker 1: you armchair experts wherever you are off you're happen to 106 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:06,479 Speaker 1: be in your car, if you're happen to be in 107 00:07:06,520 --> 00:07:09,279 Speaker 1: an eighteen wheelchack to trailer, if you happen to be 108 00:07:09,320 --> 00:07:12,280 Speaker 1: listening online, if you happen to be at home, and 109 00:07:12,360 --> 00:07:15,640 Speaker 1: you can tell you, oh yeah, this is priority number one. 110 00:07:16,720 --> 00:07:22,120 Speaker 1: We must take Greenland by all means necessary. Crash it is. 111 00:07:23,440 --> 00:07:25,240 Speaker 1: I'm telling you this is right out of the movie 112 00:07:25,240 --> 00:07:28,520 Speaker 1: Canadian Bacon. Remember nineteen ninety five. This was Michael Moore 113 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:33,920 Speaker 1: made that movie with Yard Candy, Remember Allen Halt. And 114 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:36,760 Speaker 1: now Canada is gonna send truths to Greenland and helped 115 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:44,440 Speaker 1: protect its sovereignty against who putin president She who's on first, 116 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:47,320 Speaker 1: I don't know, is on second belly slide into third 117 00:07:47,840 --> 00:07:51,120 Speaker 1: from Red China. 118 00:07:49,960 --> 00:07:54,560 Speaker 2: Now against us? Is this not nuts? 119 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:57,760 Speaker 1: So I want you, in support of the Danes, to 120 00:07:57,800 --> 00:08:01,120 Speaker 1: go out there and buy as many Danish as you 121 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:04,920 Speaker 1: can before the President of the United States at Davos 122 00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:08,440 Speaker 1: in Switzerland imposes eight ten percent tariff on all the 123 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:10,600 Speaker 1: Danish shit we eat. Here in the United States. I 124 00:08:10,680 --> 00:08:14,760 Speaker 1: certainly had my Almend Apple Danish this morning and I 125 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:20,080 Speaker 1: felt so good, so nourished, and I'm looking at television. Yeah, 126 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:22,720 Speaker 1: we're gonna talk about what's going on in Minneapolis. I've 127 00:08:22,720 --> 00:08:25,280 Speaker 1: been there many years. I know that city like the 128 00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:27,920 Speaker 1: back of my hand. And there is a connection here Lutherans. 129 00:08:27,920 --> 00:08:31,640 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Lutherans. It came about in the Scandinavian countries. 130 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:35,400 Speaker 1: They ended up occupying Minnesota. They're more Lutherans there than 131 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:37,120 Speaker 1: anywhere else in the United States. 132 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:38,480 Speaker 2: I'll make the linkage there. 133 00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:44,680 Speaker 1: But no, no, no, let's stay focused on this absolute nutty 134 00:08:44,760 --> 00:08:47,520 Speaker 1: situation that the President of the United States is getting 135 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:53,240 Speaker 1: us into. So apparently Donald Trump, in advance to going 136 00:08:53,320 --> 00:08:58,000 Speaker 1: to Davos in Switzerland with all the billionaires and kazillionaires 137 00:08:58,320 --> 00:09:04,079 Speaker 1: and the masters of the universe, texted the Prime Minister 138 00:09:04,280 --> 00:09:09,520 Speaker 1: of Norway that he no longer felt obliged to think 139 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:13,960 Speaker 1: purely of peace and that the world would not be 140 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:23,080 Speaker 1: secure until America controlled Greenland. And he claims, as a 141 00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:26,120 Speaker 1: real estate guy would or a landward, where's the deed. 142 00:09:26,840 --> 00:09:30,000 Speaker 1: I want to see the deed that Denmark has to 143 00:09:30,120 --> 00:09:35,239 Speaker 1: say that the land of Queenland is theirs to occupy. 144 00:09:36,040 --> 00:09:39,160 Speaker 1: Apparently the President didn't do very well in the history 145 00:09:39,760 --> 00:09:43,440 Speaker 1: when he went to Fordham University, when he went to 146 00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:47,320 Speaker 1: Wharton School of Business at the University of Pennsylvania, or 147 00:09:47,360 --> 00:09:50,680 Speaker 1: even to the New York Military Academy of State when 148 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:52,920 Speaker 1: his father Fred sent him there. By the way, another 149 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:56,199 Speaker 1: person who went there, his father couldn't control them. When 150 00:09:56,240 --> 00:09:58,439 Speaker 1: you can't control your son's where do you send them? 151 00:09:58,440 --> 00:10:02,199 Speaker 1: Crash to a military academy used to be Lesal out 152 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:04,800 Speaker 1: in Long Island. They had the cousin ust Wing out there. 153 00:10:05,160 --> 00:10:07,560 Speaker 1: These were fathers who couldn't control their sons, so they 154 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:10,360 Speaker 1: sent him out there. But it's like boarding school. John 155 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:12,720 Speaker 1: Gotti Jr. Was sent up to the New York Military 156 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:15,439 Speaker 1: Academy in the Hudson Valley by yes, John Gotti Senior, 157 00:10:15,520 --> 00:10:16,920 Speaker 1: who could not control the sun. 158 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:21,400 Speaker 2: But let's push that aside. 159 00:10:21,559 --> 00:10:26,400 Speaker 1: And then the President goes into this wret to the 160 00:10:26,440 --> 00:10:31,560 Speaker 1: Prime Ministuff of Norway. And by the way, I want 161 00:10:31,559 --> 00:10:37,120 Speaker 1: my Nobel Peace Prize that Norway controls. Anybody explained to 162 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:39,880 Speaker 1: the Presidental maybe they're so afraid to talk to him 163 00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:43,079 Speaker 1: in the White House that Norway the country does not 164 00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:48,720 Speaker 1: control the Nobel Peace Prize Committee, and that he already 165 00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:53,040 Speaker 1: got his Nobel Peace Prize when all of a sudden 166 00:10:53,080 --> 00:10:58,319 Speaker 1: Maria Corina Machado visited him. Who should have been the 167 00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:02,679 Speaker 1: duly elected president and part of the administration of Venezuela. 168 00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:06,000 Speaker 1: With our takeover there by the way, all that oil 169 00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:08,760 Speaker 1: that we've seized, now six oil tankers crash. You know 170 00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:11,120 Speaker 1: where the money's gonna go once we sell it. It's 171 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:13,560 Speaker 1: not gonna go into a bank in the United States, 172 00:11:13,559 --> 00:11:18,319 Speaker 1: of which there are many. We're banking it in Qatar. Now, 173 00:11:18,320 --> 00:11:22,079 Speaker 1: why would we be putting the proceeds from the six 174 00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:27,400 Speaker 1: oil tankers that we have seized and a bank in Qatar. 175 00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:30,199 Speaker 1: I might as well put it in a bank in 176 00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:35,680 Speaker 1: Switzerland that came in islands, Panama, out of sight, out 177 00:11:35,679 --> 00:11:39,920 Speaker 1: of mind, or maybe even Dubai. That's where a lot 178 00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:43,640 Speaker 1: of money laudering gets none. I've been to all these places, okay, 179 00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:48,959 Speaker 1: and nobody is asking these questions. Nobody If a Democrat 180 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,680 Speaker 1: asked them all, that's because you hate Trump. 181 00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:55,120 Speaker 2: But if you're independent and autonomous and you're not just 182 00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:56,679 Speaker 2: a sickle fan, toty. 183 00:11:56,520 --> 00:12:01,920 Speaker 1: Or lackey, why would you not ask these questions, Is 184 00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:05,360 Speaker 1: this not the nuttiest thing you've ever heard and seen 185 00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:10,040 Speaker 1: over the weekend in the streets of Copenhagen. That's right, 186 00:12:10,080 --> 00:12:13,079 Speaker 1: they weren't having their Ludifish crash. Oh no, I'm in 187 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:15,880 Speaker 1: the Copenhagen Ludafish You know. Your take used to be 188 00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:19,200 Speaker 1: the ferry over from Gothenburg, Sweden, where I have the 189 00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:22,760 Speaker 1: Guardian Angels, and everybody be drunk on that ferry and 190 00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:25,839 Speaker 1: vomiting over into the North Sea there. Now they got 191 00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:31,600 Speaker 1: the bridge. They were protesting against the United States in Greenland, 192 00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:34,880 Speaker 1: protesting against United States. 193 00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:40,160 Speaker 2: This is crazy. 194 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:48,800 Speaker 1: The most loyal European country, Denmark, would send troops, unfortunately 195 00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:53,000 Speaker 1: to Iraq for a fake war for weapons of mass destruction. 196 00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:57,280 Speaker 1: They lost men in battle in Iraq. They lost men 197 00:12:57,360 --> 00:13:00,280 Speaker 1: in battle serving with Americans in Afghanistan. 198 00:13:00,559 --> 00:13:04,040 Speaker 2: And this is how we reward them. We ch didn't 199 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:07,280 Speaker 2: like fair weather friends. Up next, I'm. 200 00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:09,120 Speaker 1: Gonna have to take you on a little history lesson 201 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:14,679 Speaker 1: about Greenland, its origin, Lee Ferriics and Eric the Red 202 00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:18,640 Speaker 1: pay Ridge Sunset park. Boy. I'm gonna tie it all 203 00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:22,200 Speaker 1: up in a neat bundle, and I can't wait to 204 00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:25,320 Speaker 1: talk to all of you who just want to join 205 00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:29,520 Speaker 1: that chorus and say yeah, you now Trump here it 206 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:33,400 Speaker 1: has a reason to do this, shaking the sword, threatening war. 207 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:39,400 Speaker 1: The Canada is sending its troops to Greenland to protect 208 00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:45,640 Speaker 1: the reindeer from who Russia, Red China, No an evasion 209 00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:52,439 Speaker 1: by the United States. Three to two, one zero seven ten. 210 00:13:52,520 --> 00:13:54,720 Speaker 1: Let's talk radio like you've never had before. Come on, 211 00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:58,120 Speaker 1: let's face it been doing this for thirty five years. 212 00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:00,360 Speaker 1: I'll be damned if I'm gonna come come on to 213 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,960 Speaker 1: a great station like WA the Voice in New York 214 00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:06,679 Speaker 1: seven ten and just lip sync what everybody else is saying. 215 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:10,760 Speaker 1: Hell no, think for yourself, question authority. 216 00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:13,920 Speaker 2: This is nuts.