WEBVTT - HR. 2 - Stab & Shove 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:12.240 And duh, she's an Actress's a five hour energy in 0:00:12.280 --> 0:00:12.639 the morning? 0:00:16.200 --> 0:00:19.360 Was it Kurk Bills? No, it was five hour Thank 0:00:19.400 --> 0:00:24.200 you Kurt Bills. Now Kurk Bills. What a day? What 0:00:24.320 --> 0:00:25.360 a life? What a week? 0:00:26.079 --> 0:00:30.160 You're wilder dominant? The Wolves are almost done. 0:00:31.120 --> 0:00:31.760 You're not wrong. 0:00:33.479 --> 0:00:38.360 Viking's draft week. Ben Levers here looking beautiful twenty live 0:00:38.400 --> 0:00:40.480 from the Mike muss Me Memorial Studios. It's the power 0:00:40.600 --> 0:00:43.479 of morning show and it's time for the nudes. 0:00:44.080 --> 0:00:46.960 But what the news. I'll send you one just for fun. 0:00:46.960 --> 0:00:47.520 Who cares? 0:00:47.640 --> 0:00:49.000 Wow? Thank you? 0:00:49.000 --> 0:00:51.000 You asked nicely, manners go a long way? 0:00:51.000 --> 0:00:51.320 Thank you? 0:00:51.600 --> 0:00:58.800 Was This is News with Chris Hockey, presented by the 0:00:58.960 --> 0:00:59.960 Saint Paul Saint. 0:01:00.200 --> 0:01:02.040 Let me tell you about your save Paul Saints at 0:01:02.040 --> 0:01:04.440 Saints baseball dot com. They got great stuff going on 0:01:04.480 --> 0:01:07.480 down at cchs Field, including ladies and gentlemen. Later this year, 0:01:07.800 --> 0:01:13.280 hairball playing live at chs Field, Baseball Baseball to be played, 0:01:13.319 --> 0:01:16.120 and also do you and the unreal U n r 0:01:16.280 --> 0:01:20.399 L Celebrity softball game May twenty eight at chs Field, 0:01:20.800 --> 0:01:22.160 Team Dealing versus Team. 0:01:22.000 --> 0:01:26.319 Ham A couple of good dudes. Damned right, We have 0:01:26.400 --> 0:01:29.160 a We've we've run pretty hot over the years with 0:01:29.440 --> 0:01:31.960 when we have like friends from the Twins or the 0:01:32.040 --> 0:01:35.679 Vikings or the wild we run into some really good people. 0:01:36.000 --> 0:01:38.200 Yeah. Man, the pr staffs. 0:01:37.840 --> 0:01:40.160 That like help us with these things always give us 0:01:40.160 --> 0:01:43.720 the good ones, which is nice, right, God dang right? 0:01:44.440 --> 0:01:47.200 Yeah, well, I think it's probably never his best interest 0:01:47.240 --> 0:01:48.160 not to give you the bad. 0:01:47.960 --> 0:01:49.040 Ones, right, Don't give us the bad? 0:01:49.680 --> 0:01:49.920 Yeah? 0:01:50.040 --> 0:01:51.560 CJ. Ham Awesome dude. 0:01:51.800 --> 0:01:56.040 Awesome dude, Good dude, Rake Rodriguez El Presidente, Awesome dude. 0:01:56.160 --> 0:02:00.120 Grenard another great example, fantastic guy m. 0:02:00.480 --> 0:02:02.960 Let's hope that he sticks around. Yep, I hope. 0:02:02.960 --> 0:02:06.400 So next home game for twenty eighth, a mid day 0:02:06.840 --> 0:02:10.800 eleven eleven or seven am versus the Iowa Cubs and 0:02:10.880 --> 0:02:11.200 check this. 0:02:11.280 --> 0:02:12.680 Out Crappage the. 0:02:14.240 --> 0:02:16.600 Things switched on here ago. Oh Harry Potter ticket package 0:02:16.639 --> 0:02:20.200 for Saturday May second, one bottle of butter. 0:02:20.080 --> 0:02:23.280 Beer plus Harry Potter butter beer. Yeah you better believe it. 0:02:23.320 --> 0:02:26.079 You ever had it? Sauce is the butter Yeah? Yeah, 0:02:26.200 --> 0:02:28.280 it is so good. I've had it at Harry Potter Universe. 0:02:28.440 --> 0:02:30.520 It's so good. What is butter beer? 0:02:30.880 --> 0:02:32.200 It's beer that tast like butter. 0:02:32.360 --> 0:02:34.440 Is that where you bottle the literally as simple as that. 0:02:34.760 --> 0:02:35.079 I don't know. 0:02:35.280 --> 0:02:38.760 I don't know what, but it tastes like butterscotch. Anyway, 0:02:38.840 --> 0:02:41.640 get a Harry Potter and Saint's mug and one bottle 0:02:41.680 --> 0:02:42.280 of butter beer. 0:02:42.400 --> 0:02:45.320 So again, dumb quest, that's Great's butter beer alcoholic or 0:02:45.440 --> 0:02:45.880 can kids? 0:02:45.960 --> 0:02:47.400 Hell? I don't think it's alcoholic. 0:02:47.919 --> 0:02:49.160 There are two different varieties. 0:02:49.960 --> 0:02:53.440 One is a one is out version on an adult version. 0:02:53.520 --> 0:02:55.600 That's right, that's right, But I don't know if that's 0:02:55.639 --> 0:02:57.440 how they'll have it at cchs Field. We'll have to 0:02:57.440 --> 0:02:59.000 find out from our buddy Derek. 0:02:58.960 --> 0:03:01.200 Well, ask Sauce. He's in the butter trade as a 0:03:01.480 --> 0:03:05.600 can't speak about it? Why just can't to my pay 0:03:05.680 --> 0:03:09.560 grade yet? You're in the butter trade industry, but it's 0:03:09.600 --> 0:03:11.880 above your pay grade. I can't spear over your head, buddy. 0:03:11.880 --> 0:03:14.720 You got to get a new jab. Yeah, thanks, you're underqualified. 0:03:15.560 --> 0:03:18.079 It's over my head. It's got to be complicated. It's 0:03:18.120 --> 0:03:22.040 not gonna go around it. Artists too, would be like 0:03:22.200 --> 0:03:24.840 hard pass take forever. 0:03:25.080 --> 0:03:32.240 John Glenn's like, damn wow, okay, you guys want news 0:03:32.320 --> 0:03:32.640 or notice? 0:03:33.360 --> 0:03:34.040 Hear it let's go. 0:03:34.520 --> 0:03:37.160 Okay, I'm gonna give you the news right now, and 0:03:37.280 --> 0:03:41.520 here's my top story. A dude stole Legos in California 0:03:41.600 --> 0:03:44.240 in a very creative You like this, Oh, I love 0:03:44.320 --> 0:03:46.360 this all right, I'm gonna play the audience. 0:03:48.400 --> 0:03:50.320 I can't believe it ever, I can't believe it works. 0:03:50.440 --> 0:03:52.080 No, but I can't believe he ever got caught like 0:03:52.200 --> 0:03:54.520 this because he kept moving from state to state. 0:03:55.440 --> 0:03:57.360 So he would buy the legos and then he would 0:03:57.360 --> 0:03:59.360 take it back and get his money back. 0:04:00.080 --> 0:04:03.080 But one of the cases that occurred here in Orange County, 0:04:03.560 --> 0:04:06.760 they share that they opened the box and instead of legos, 0:04:06.800 --> 0:04:09.760 they found bags of dried pasta. And these were definitely 0:04:10.360 --> 0:04:13.160 sets that were consistent with what he was purchasing and 0:04:13.240 --> 0:04:16.760 then returning. These were Star Wars sets and Marvel sets, 0:04:16.839 --> 0:04:19.320 which have a very high value in secondary market. 0:04:20.160 --> 0:04:20.600 You got it. 0:04:21.000 --> 0:04:23.960 He would take out the legos and fill it back 0:04:24.040 --> 0:04:25.200 up with bags of pasta. 0:04:26.040 --> 0:04:29.880 Brilliant they had to eventually figure out, because then they 0:04:29.880 --> 0:04:31.680 would resell it and somebody would buy it and get 0:04:31.720 --> 0:04:33.200 it home and then be a bunch of noodles in 0:04:33.240 --> 0:04:35.080 their bags, and like what the hell, they go back 0:04:35.120 --> 0:04:36.919 to targeting, go you sold me a bunch of noodles, 0:04:37.400 --> 0:04:39.839 and then they eventually like, this keeps happening. 0:04:40.080 --> 0:04:42.240 And that's why when you do a. 0:04:42.360 --> 0:04:44.960 Return and you don't have a receipt, that's why you 0:04:45.120 --> 0:04:47.719 have to give your ID right, because they want. 0:04:47.600 --> 0:04:49.200 To make sure they know who's returning it. 0:04:49.680 --> 0:04:51.280 And this guy had gone to like I don't know, 0:04:51.360 --> 0:04:53.880 four or five six states and done this I think, 0:04:54.120 --> 0:04:57.120 didn't They say twenty plus times, that's right, and it 0:04:57.279 --> 0:05:00.040 eventually caught up to him. Wow, surprised it took. 0:04:59.880 --> 0:05:03.200 The that long. Yeah. Yeah, it's a good scheme. I 0:05:03.400 --> 0:05:03.560 liked it. 0:05:04.720 --> 0:05:07.160 And much like a serial killer who kills like seven 0:05:07.240 --> 0:05:11.720 or eight and there's no heat, right, my guess is 0:05:11.760 --> 0:05:14.080 the serial killer is like I just can kill forever, 0:05:14.400 --> 0:05:15.320 like they're not even on my. 0:05:15.880 --> 0:05:18.240 Trail at all. Yeah, they'll never catch them, noodle guys, 0:05:18.320 --> 0:05:21.240 just like this is a one hundred percent full proof plan. 0:05:21.520 --> 0:05:23.120 This is just gonna work. I'm just gonna go from 0:05:23.120 --> 0:05:26.039 target to target. I'll go down the old noodle aisle. 0:05:27.200 --> 0:05:29.000 I'll spend three dollars on noodles. 0:05:29.720 --> 0:05:32.960 I'll spend six hundred dollars on legos, piece of cake. 0:05:33.279 --> 0:05:35.680 By doing it, it's good ROI yeah, brilliant. 0:05:36.120 --> 0:05:36.200 Ye. 0:05:36.200 --> 0:05:39.000 Anyway, it's interesting how if you're a if you're a detective, 0:05:39.640 --> 0:05:41.080 how you figure that out? You know, you go to 0:05:41.120 --> 0:05:43.360 the movie you watch the movies and the shows where 0:05:43.480 --> 0:05:45.440 somebody kills somebody, and then you go back and watch 0:05:45.520 --> 0:05:46.920 the tapes and they're like, well, he was at the 0:05:46.960 --> 0:05:49.600 hardware store buying bleach and a mop and whatever, and 0:05:49.760 --> 0:05:51.480 it's like, what are you doing, body bag? You know 0:05:51.560 --> 0:05:53.040 what do you have to go through the checkout line 0:05:53.040 --> 0:05:54.440 and find everybody that bought pasta? 0:05:54.680 --> 0:05:57.480 Yep, yore. Let's see here, he's got his hands on 0:05:57.520 --> 0:05:59.719 the wagon wheels. Nope, he's going with the small rings. 0:06:03.200 --> 0:06:05.280 He did it, We got him wheel. 0:06:05.800 --> 0:06:08.000 Nobody advis that much pasta without buying pasta sauce. 0:06:08.279 --> 0:06:14.520 Yeah, well, never had pasta sauce, never will hate. And 0:06:14.600 --> 0:06:18.599 by the way, wagon wheels again, I know they're for kids. 0:06:18.800 --> 0:06:22.960 I get it. There's no easier noodle to eat than 0:06:23.040 --> 0:06:26.560 wagon wheels. You just stab them and eat them reds. 0:06:26.920 --> 0:06:28.800 You know. Sometimes you got a twist and whatnot, and 0:06:28.839 --> 0:06:30.880 you got to make sure you don't slurp and spill. 0:06:30.920 --> 0:06:35.560 The wagon wheels are stabbing shove man, shove, do. 0:06:35.600 --> 0:06:37.440 You get directions at Darvis record concerts. 0:06:37.480 --> 0:06:39.560 Yeah, brilliant, well played. 0:06:40.520 --> 0:06:42.640 I don't know that song wagon Wheel, but I understand 0:06:42.640 --> 0:06:45.000 that he sings it. No, they're the best wagon wheels, man. 0:06:45.080 --> 0:06:46.640 I think you can really only get him at high Ve. 0:06:46.800 --> 0:06:49.280 Target doesn't sell him. Hive's got the wagon wheels. 0:06:49.320 --> 0:06:49.440 Though. 0:06:49.920 --> 0:06:53.880 You did the same thing with pasta stabbing go I 0:06:54.080 --> 0:06:57.520 I definitely prefer the stab and shove versions of Pasta. 0:06:57.640 --> 0:07:00.560 Yeah, I don't have time to spin and twirl. 0:07:00.680 --> 0:07:04.120 This isn't Lady in the Tram nor eating him alone, 0:07:04.520 --> 0:07:06.080 one man. 0:07:06.160 --> 0:07:08.760 Wagon wheels are great. I should get something today. 0:07:08.920 --> 0:07:11.760 You should before you mow your yard. I'm not doing 0:07:11.800 --> 0:07:14.080 that at this house. Pat Kelly's kid still does it 0:07:14.160 --> 0:07:16.160 at this house. But when I move in a few weeks, 0:07:16.240 --> 0:07:18.040 I'm gonna mow my own yard. Oh my gosh, you're 0:07:18.040 --> 0:07:21.280 taking you're taking money away from Danny. I asked him 0:07:21.320 --> 0:07:22.840 if he wanted to do it, and he said, no, 0:07:23.040 --> 0:07:24.760 it's too far. It is probably too far. 0:07:24.840 --> 0:07:25.600 Yeah, that's insane. 0:07:26.040 --> 0:07:27.320 Have you met the new neighbors yet. 0:07:28.560 --> 0:07:30.920 Probably I haven't met him yet, but they probably don't 0:07:30.960 --> 0:07:31.200 hate me. 0:07:31.440 --> 0:07:31.680 Yeah. 0:07:32.440 --> 0:07:34.480 Oh, they all know that you're moving in. Oh yeah, 0:07:34.720 --> 0:07:36.720 I mean, I'm a pretty easy neighbor. 0:07:37.280 --> 0:07:38.440 Yeah, that's near mind. 0:07:39.880 --> 0:07:42.880 No, except when you sna naked outside. I don't sign 0:07:42.920 --> 0:07:43.280 a nude. 0:07:43.280 --> 0:07:48.000 Their plants are going to die, why, like like a sunlight. Yeah, 0:07:48.400 --> 0:07:50.000 your head's gonna cause too much shade. 0:07:50.160 --> 0:07:52.080 Yeah, my head's not that bit. 0:07:52.200 --> 0:07:53.440 And they're going to be so pissed about all the 0:07:53.480 --> 0:07:54.840 earthquakes from you falling downstairs. 0:07:55.760 --> 0:07:59.800 That's a huge bit. Okay, I'm not that big. 0:08:00.320 --> 0:08:01.400 All right, Sue Nami? 0:08:02.240 --> 0:08:04.560 Oh you sleep with the sue me? 0:08:05.200 --> 0:08:05.480 Why not? 0:08:06.360 --> 0:08:10.640 Your mom's is Sue? Yeah? Splash baby, splash birthday? They 0:08:10.680 --> 0:08:11.800 sure do you. 0:08:11.800 --> 0:08:13.320 Want to hear another news story? You want to ramble? 0:08:16.800 --> 0:08:20.400 The robots are getting better. A Chinese robot named Lightning 0:08:20.880 --> 0:08:23.080 won a half marathon Sunday in Beijing in an event 0:08:23.160 --> 0:08:25.360 that saw humanoid robots compete against real humans. 0:08:25.400 --> 0:08:26.720 Did you see the son of a Bitch? Did you 0:08:26.760 --> 0:08:27.320 see this video? 0:08:27.800 --> 0:08:28.040 I did. 0:08:28.200 --> 0:08:30.800 I saw him cross the finish line and then casually 0:08:30.920 --> 0:08:31.480 slow down. 0:08:31.600 --> 0:08:32.079 You know what I mean? 0:08:32.160 --> 0:08:34.920 Like you know when when when when a winter across 0:08:35.240 --> 0:08:38.280 the tape and they win, they still obviously they don't 0:08:38.280 --> 0:08:40.280 stop in a dime. They have to quickly slow down 0:08:40.360 --> 0:08:42.960 and then watching a robot do that. For whatever reason, 0:08:43.000 --> 0:08:45.679 it tripped me out. It's like, oh I can kindly, 0:08:46.000 --> 0:08:47.920 you know, I can finally just pull off the pedal. 0:08:48.360 --> 0:08:51.319 It's like, jeez, this is this is scary. Yeah, it's 0:08:51.520 --> 0:08:52.520 it's kind of terrifying. 0:08:52.720 --> 0:08:58.040 Definitely, Yeah, that's that is a armld Schwarzenegger's uncle. 0:08:58.280 --> 0:09:01.040 It is definitely a terminator. Rest all right, let's power down. 0:09:01.040 --> 0:09:02.360 The way it runs to is it looks like it's 0:09:02.400 --> 0:09:04.319 ready to fall down at any point, but it never does. 0:09:04.400 --> 0:09:06.520 But it ain't tired. It runs very straight up. 0:09:06.720 --> 0:09:09.199 Lightning completed the thirteen mile race in fifty minutes and 0:09:09.240 --> 0:09:12.120 twenty seconds at twenty six seconds, I should say, beating 0:09:12.120 --> 0:09:15.160 the human world record by nearly seven minutes, a big 0:09:15.200 --> 0:09:17.760 improvement over last year. The fastest robot took two hours 0:09:17.800 --> 0:09:19.040 and forty minutes. But not Lightning. 0:09:19.840 --> 0:09:22.000 Not Lightning all right, But think about what you just said. 0:09:22.679 --> 0:09:26.080 The fastest person who has ever run a half marathon right, 0:09:26.559 --> 0:09:30.480 seven minutes slower, which means when our robot overlords take over. 0:09:30.720 --> 0:09:32.320 Yeah, can outthink them. 0:09:32.320 --> 0:09:35.680 They're robots, can't out muscle them, they're made of steal, 0:09:36.320 --> 0:09:39.440 can't outrun them. They're seven minutes faster than the fastest 0:09:39.480 --> 0:09:40.440 person that's ever lived. 0:09:41.080 --> 0:09:42.680 We're screwed. Yeah, it's over. 0:09:42.960 --> 0:09:44.640 I think i'd be I think it'd be more impressed 0:09:44.640 --> 0:09:50.800 when they actually when they actually beat Usain bolt sprint record. Yeah, 0:09:51.320 --> 0:09:53.640 when they can get out the gate in one hundred 0:09:53.679 --> 0:09:56.440 meters and walk you down that fast. 0:09:56.640 --> 0:09:58.240 Yeah, that's what I'll be super scared. 0:09:58.280 --> 0:10:00.240 Yeah, when they don't have to even work up sweat 0:10:00.240 --> 0:10:03.000 because they don't sweat, right, and they walk like the 0:10:03.080 --> 0:10:05.560 people chasing the you know, the Scooby Doo kids. 0:10:05.880 --> 0:10:06.080 Yep. 0:10:06.559 --> 0:10:08.719 Yeah, And they're not going to run out of gas 0:10:08.760 --> 0:10:10.520 because they're going to be fueled by the sun and 0:10:10.640 --> 0:10:12.880 probably oxygen or something. They're going to find a way 0:10:12.920 --> 0:10:15.680 to have never ending supplies of energy and we're just screwed. 0:10:16.000 --> 0:10:17.120 So when did they get to the point where they 0:10:17.360 --> 0:10:19.880 actually start making like soft lady parts for these robots? 0:10:20.280 --> 0:10:22.520 Interesting question that you went straight to that. 0:10:23.000 --> 0:10:25.160 Question for you, Ben. Do you remember sending me a 0:10:26.200 --> 0:10:29.000 thing about a mouth for yourself? 0:10:29.840 --> 0:10:34.520 What mouth for your cell phone? I think the Chinese 0:10:34.559 --> 0:10:35.400 they developed that too. 0:10:35.640 --> 0:10:37.480 They did what is wrong with that? And they say 0:10:37.800 --> 0:10:40.559 they say it's for kissing. That's what they said. That's 0:10:40.559 --> 0:10:43.199 what they say, that's what they said. I bought five 0:10:43.280 --> 0:10:47.559 of them. Wow, all of them ruined already. Yeah, man, 0:10:47.679 --> 0:10:48.640 you're a slot. 0:10:53.280 --> 0:10:53.959 Instructions. 0:10:54.200 --> 0:10:56.120 I did, Yeah, I did. 0:10:56.640 --> 0:10:58.439 I didn't even read the story. I just saw the 0:10:58.520 --> 0:11:00.719 headline and sent it to you. But it sounds like, 0:11:00.800 --> 0:11:01.839 did you actually read it? 0:11:02.000 --> 0:11:02.120 Oh? 0:11:02.280 --> 0:11:02.480 Sure? 0:11:04.120 --> 0:11:06.240 So it sounds like it's an attachment you can get 0:11:06.240 --> 0:11:09.240 for your phone that actually has like the silicone lips 0:11:09.360 --> 0:11:09.760 on them. 0:11:09.880 --> 0:11:10.080 Yeah. 0:11:10.840 --> 0:11:13.400 So if you're going to FaceTime somebody and you want 0:11:13.440 --> 0:11:15.719 to kiss your significant other, you can actually kiss a 0:11:15.800 --> 0:11:17.240 pair of fishy lips. 0:11:17.320 --> 0:11:19.520 That's right. I doubt that's what it's used for. Well, 0:11:19.600 --> 0:11:20.720 that's why I sent it to Hawk. 0:11:20.840 --> 0:11:21.000 Yeah. 0:11:22.960 --> 0:11:26.000 Yeah, yeah, he hate kissing my dad good night. Yeah. 0:11:26.720 --> 0:11:30.040 I'm the first to it's been reported, I'm the first 0:11:30.080 --> 0:11:31.440 to ever make those lips swell up. 0:11:32.320 --> 0:11:34.439 Oh, you're the first one to order lips that were 0:11:34.559 --> 0:11:35.880 six inches long. Yeah. 0:11:38.040 --> 0:11:41.240 These are ruined and my cell phone is filthy. 0:11:41.400 --> 0:11:41.559 Oh. 0:11:42.600 --> 0:11:45.920 Today is the one hundred and thirtieth Boston Marathon. Tens 0:11:45.960 --> 0:11:48.160 of thousands of runners expected lace up for the annual 0:11:48.200 --> 0:11:49.600 event and be beaten by robots. 0:11:49.679 --> 0:11:51.600 Yep, Lightning will finish first. Lightning. 0:11:51.600 --> 0:11:54.839 It will dominate and somebody from Kenya will finish second 0:11:54.880 --> 0:11:56.320 by about fourteen minutes. 0:11:56.600 --> 0:11:56.720 Right. 0:11:57.480 --> 0:12:00.280 The Boston Marathon broadcast on ESPN two is long as 0:12:00.320 --> 0:12:01.120 there's no wrastling. 0:12:01.600 --> 0:12:05.439 Yeah, there's a lot of wrestling this week, A lot 0:12:05.520 --> 0:12:08.400 of wrastling. Is it all this on a Monday? 0:12:09.200 --> 0:12:13.800 Yes, yeah, it's patriots. Patriots says right and the uh 0:12:14.040 --> 0:12:16.080 you know who's not celebrating it? Racini? 0:12:17.440 --> 0:12:21.160 Oh, well played, or she might be maybe scoop and 0:12:21.240 --> 0:12:21.880 bile stupid? 0:12:22.200 --> 0:12:22.240 What? 0:12:22.800 --> 0:12:24.040 Oh? Yeah, good bit. 0:12:24.800 --> 0:12:25.280 You didn't like it. 0:12:25.600 --> 0:12:28.920 She's too busy ordering some attachments for her phone. Correct. 0:12:30.080 --> 0:12:33.560 I'm for them. Yeah, I wish you know again, everybody 0:12:33.679 --> 0:12:35.040 likes a good love story. I hope they end up 0:12:35.440 --> 0:12:37.040 hope so maybe best of luck. 0:12:37.160 --> 0:12:38.600 Yeah, I love left them up where they belong. 0:12:38.840 --> 0:12:41.440 Great song, Thank you God. That's a slammer. I wish 0:12:41.440 --> 0:12:42.400 you'd be quiet, Okay. 0:12:44.840 --> 0:12:47.199 Los Angeles County residents accused of dressing up as a 0:12:47.240 --> 0:12:48.240 bear and trashing. 0:12:48.040 --> 0:12:53.719 Luxury cars are headed to jail. Oh this week, three 0:12:53.720 --> 0:12:53.880 of the. 0:12:53.880 --> 0:12:57.000 Suspects pleaded no contest. They were sends one hundred and 0:12:57.000 --> 0:13:02.120 eighty days in jail. California Department of Insurance says they 0:13:02.200 --> 0:13:06.200 damaged luxury cars for insurance money. They submitted insurance claims 0:13:06.200 --> 0:13:08.240 in twenty twenty four the defraudity companies out of nearly 0:13:08.240 --> 0:13:11.000 one hundred and forty two thousand dollars. What are the suspects? 0:13:11.080 --> 0:13:13.959 Dressed up like a bear crawled around three vehicles in 0:13:14.040 --> 0:13:19.280 the view of security cameras. But later the best investigators 0:13:19.320 --> 0:13:20.960 in the world found the bear suit. 0:13:22.559 --> 0:13:25.559 And here with his impression of Paul meat Sauce Lambert 0:13:25.760 --> 0:13:27.199 is the fans Corey cove? 0:13:29.120 --> 0:13:33.800 Where did he buy the j Cutler jersey? It's pretty good? 0:13:34.720 --> 0:13:39.880 That's pretty good. What do you look like Jim McMahon? 0:13:40.559 --> 0:13:40.760 Yeah? 0:13:41.120 --> 0:13:44.160 Why was he wandering to La looking like Oland Cruz? 0:13:46.679 --> 0:13:48.040 Why was he wondering aut lay? 0:13:51.679 --> 0:13:55.640 Can you imagine if you saw Devin Hester beaten on 0:13:55.760 --> 0:13:57.720 a car Hawkwood? 0:13:58.760 --> 0:14:02.480 I wouldn't say that and scene that was pretty good? 0:14:02.840 --> 0:14:05.760 It was pretty close. Were you thinking that? Yeah? Why 0:14:05.800 --> 0:14:06.319 do you say it? 0:14:06.520 --> 0:14:09.120 I knew one of you would mock me for saying 0:14:09.200 --> 0:14:11.960 the same thing over and over. You were correct, yep. 0:14:12.800 --> 0:14:14.400 So want to do sports when we get back, you 0:14:14.400 --> 0:14:16.000 can talk about all the Chicago Bears you want. 0:14:16.080 --> 0:14:18.800 I got a lot of sports you do. Yeah, A 0:14:18.880 --> 0:14:22.320 lot happened over the weekend. You're not wrong. 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Right. 0:15:01.160 --> 0:15:02.520 It was like, I don't know if it's because you're 0:15:02.520 --> 0:15:04.320 at a hotel and you're trying to like half whispers, 0:15:04.320 --> 0:15:05.080 you don't wake people up. 0:15:05.120 --> 0:15:08.080 It was like a beautiful two nights day. He got 0:15:08.120 --> 0:15:11.120 a noise complaint over the weekend. Is that right, Zachary 0:15:11.280 --> 0:15:11.960 noise complaint? 0:15:12.000 --> 0:15:14.600 I had a Bluetooth speaker that was not at a 0:15:14.720 --> 0:15:17.400 volume that I thought was anywhere near too loud, and 0:15:18.160 --> 0:15:21.360 the folks at the Wild I got a text and 0:15:21.520 --> 0:15:23.560 said keep it down. 0:15:23.720 --> 0:15:26.760 So could you not turn it down? Because you're in 0:15:26.800 --> 0:15:29.080 the tub at the time, or yeah? Were you hammering 0:15:29.120 --> 0:15:29.640 it too hard? 0:15:29.720 --> 0:15:31.200 Were you watching pornography? 0:15:31.400 --> 0:15:32.360 Were you watching pure? 0:15:32.480 --> 0:15:36.840 No, there's no tub unfortunately in this room. But I'm 0:15:36.880 --> 0:15:39.240 making my own fun. I don't want to know what 0:15:39.320 --> 0:15:39.600 it meant. 0:15:39.640 --> 0:15:41.480 Yeah, that's probably why they asked you to turn it down, 0:15:41.480 --> 0:15:43.880 because it wasn't music that was playing through the speakers. 0:15:43.880 --> 0:15:45.960 I wonder if every room in that hotel had a 0:15:46.040 --> 0:15:49.560 tub last week, but the Wild specifically asked to remove yours. 0:15:50.080 --> 0:15:52.320 Are you bathing in the scene, like, please make his 0:15:52.480 --> 0:15:53.280 room tubless? 0:15:53.400 --> 0:15:53.480 Ye? 0:15:54.520 --> 0:15:58.640 Were you watching Marshalls on CBS too loud? Rachel? It 0:15:58.800 --> 0:16:01.720 can't be real good? Is it watching nine? One? One? 0:16:01.840 --> 0:16:05.240 Lone Star? Not bad? Right? Hawk? Blow in it? Yeah? 0:16:07.160 --> 0:16:07.640 Rob Blow? 0:16:09.720 --> 0:16:13.520 You've paid one hundred dollars for one? Oh? Ready to 0:16:13.520 --> 0:16:17.280 do sports? Yeah? Man, it's time. I don't care, just 0:16:17.360 --> 0:16:17.560 do it. 0:16:18.160 --> 0:16:23.240 Uh Minnesota While boat race the Stars on Saturday six 0:16:23.480 --> 0:16:26.320 one for the opening game of the series, two goals 0:16:26.360 --> 0:16:28.320 by Act, two goals by Boldie, which one of them 0:16:28.360 --> 0:16:30.920 was an empty editor, one goal by Hartman, and one 0:16:31.000 --> 0:16:35.240 goal by capriceof why Walsteed was also outstanding. He saved 0:16:35.440 --> 0:16:38.640 twenty seven h had twenty seven saves on twenty eight shots. 0:16:39.120 --> 0:16:42.280 Game two Hacko was tonight at eight thirty on this station. 0:16:43.440 --> 0:16:44.120 Yeah, a little late. 0:16:44.200 --> 0:16:47.000 We got a extended pre game starting at seven o'clock. 0:16:47.120 --> 0:16:51.480 Kevin Falness, Pat mclatty, myself, some others. Craig Button going 0:16:51.520 --> 0:16:52.400 to be joining us as well. 0:16:52.440 --> 0:16:53.560 It's gonna be Charlie's uncle. 0:16:53.720 --> 0:16:57.360 Extended pre Yeah, of course that's good, good way to 0:16:57.400 --> 0:17:00.880 start the evening late late, and of course as we 0:17:01.000 --> 0:17:06.919 are accustomed to. But yeah, Minnesota played top to bottom phenomenal, 0:17:07.000 --> 0:17:10.159 phenomenal hockey, and there's just I mean, it was, like 0:17:10.240 --> 0:17:11.880 I said, ten out of ten no notes. I don't 0:17:11.880 --> 0:17:14.040 know why if you were to criticize any part of 0:17:14.080 --> 0:17:17.119 that game, I don't even know where you would start, 0:17:17.240 --> 0:17:19.600 because it was It's just the bottom six did their 0:17:19.960 --> 0:17:22.640 the top six of our stars were better than their stars. 0:17:23.800 --> 0:17:27.280 It was just it was awesome and Boldie played amazing. 0:17:27.359 --> 0:17:30.480 Coroka Price up with that beautiful shot, and you mentioned 0:17:31.160 --> 0:17:35.080 Esper Volstad his first ever playoff game, and he played 0:17:35.200 --> 0:17:38.880 like it was just an you know, regular old game 0:17:38.960 --> 0:17:42.200 on a on a Saturday night in Dallas. So would 0:17:42.320 --> 0:17:44.080 expect more of the same tonight? 0:17:44.680 --> 0:17:49.359 Can you keep it down please. Oh no, sorry, I 0:17:49.520 --> 0:17:55.040 think it was a wild hold on you're getting it's. 0:17:54.920 --> 0:17:55.280 A n. 0:17:58.240 --> 0:18:02.560 One of those like hold the speaker up here, quit 0:18:02.680 --> 0:18:04.080 watching Marshall so loud. 0:18:07.119 --> 0:18:07.359 Hello. 0:18:07.800 --> 0:18:09.320 So you know, you guys are just talking about how 0:18:09.320 --> 0:18:11.440 there's not much to criticize, right, But that's my job 0:18:11.520 --> 0:18:11.679 is to. 0:18:11.720 --> 0:18:16.120