Speaker 1: Listen Beaverville, Coloman. I just flew in.
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Speaker 2: It is the twenty second day of April twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2: Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the Power Trip Morning Show.
Speaker 2: My name is Chris Hocking. Here we are now wold
Speaker 2: Wednesday for so many reasons as wild. We've got John
Speaker 2: Cristo coming in. That's wacky. It's gonna have like a
Speaker 2: Friday to you, but it's gonna be Wednesday. He's coming
Speaker 2: in on a special Wednesday for use. We all have
Speaker 2: a Mike Grim stopping Mike because this weekend is the
Speaker 2: Gophers summer game. He'll be by about six and then
Speaker 2: a little bit later we've got Parker Fox and Martin
Speaker 2: moist You also today's seven to twenty calling in no
Speaker 2: longer in jail work at this new job. We'll find
Speaker 2: out about all that and more, but we'll get the
Speaker 2: draft breakdown from the guru himself, Draft expert Draft Guru
Speaker 2: Martin Moistue seven twenty today. So let's get her started.
Speaker 2: Here's some comedy from shehng Wang. It's about your morning
Speaker 2: showing a Wednesday morning.
Speaker 5: Come on in.
Speaker 2: I am glad you are here.
Speaker 6: You do most of the cooking, but every now that
Speaker 6: my girls, she'll buy a special kitchen tool that we
Speaker 6: don't really use, but it will take up some storage space.
Speaker 6: She came home with a real chunky garlic press. Create
Speaker 6: a lot of traffic jams in the kitchen drawer. You
Speaker 6: know how when you go to open the drawer, the
Speaker 6: other hand got to go in and calm everybody down.
Speaker 7: Like hey, relax, hey, chill, chill, lay down, It's just me,
Speaker 7: lay down.
Speaker 1: Why are you so rowdy? You got everybody all worked
Speaker 1: up in there.
Speaker 6: You got the tongs and the tizzy and your knuckle
Speaker 6: get off scraped up because they don't paint the wood.
Speaker 5: On that side.
Speaker 8: Terry Terry.
Speaker 2: Sweets on your.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that was. What happened.
Speaker 2: There's a certain spot on the button bar that if
Speaker 2: you you hit that one of those.
Speaker 1: Drops correct, it.
Speaker 2: Stops everything playing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like two false starts. Yeah, man, am I the
Speaker 4: only going to do?
Speaker 6: This?
Speaker 1: Sounds super weird?
Speaker 5: Get dude?
Speaker 4: Yeah, but like my microphone sounds weird?
Speaker 1: Is it just me you that? Yeah? You sound like
Speaker 1: you're in a different room. Yeah, what does it sounds weird?
Speaker 9: I mean, you know, no big deal, just uh, we'll survive.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll figure it out.
Speaker 10: Major market radio, though, I mean whatever, there is an
Speaker 10: ex going on. This place does look like it's in
Speaker 10: the smack dab in the middle of the big renovation
Speaker 10: Chip and Joe Anna Gaines in here. But to put
Speaker 10: some ship lap up in this beach, it's.
Speaker 1: Gonna look great eventually. Yeah, we're getting there, getting there.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: The room is currently half wall carpeted, so half of
Speaker 3: it looks like we're almost done.
Speaker 9: Half of it still looks like a hostage video.
Speaker 1: I feel like it.
Speaker 10: This is it's more drastic to me because I come
Speaker 10: in once a week, so I don't see the little changes.
Speaker 10: I come in every week. There's significant progress.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Interesting, now it sounds better better, So that sounds whatever. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: what'd you hit? You hit a bunch of buttons. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he knows what he's doing over there.
Speaker 2: Man, I'm just pushing buttons till you tell me it
Speaker 2: sounds good.
Speaker 1: Oh that sounds good.
Speaker 2: It's kind of what I do in the sack.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's normal.
Speaker 10: It's such a cool like everything done in the producer room.
Speaker 10: Still having this like you're seventeen or eighteen for me
Speaker 10: of doing this, I still like geek out over it
Speaker 10: because it's so cool, and I'm like, oh, that would
Speaker 10: be fun to do. I should learn that. And then
Speaker 10: when something goes wrong, I'm like, no, no, no thanks,
Speaker 10: because so many things can go wrong, and guys like
Speaker 10: him kind of a couple of the others just they
Speaker 10: can fix it like that.
Speaker 1: I would be like.
Speaker 3: Meanwhile, when Sauce did the opening of the show and
Speaker 3: it restarted twice, I looked over at Sauce, and Sauce
Speaker 3: just threw his hands.
Speaker 1: I don't know, Yeah, I don't know what's happening.
Speaker 9: No, it's not Friday, but Johnny Crass here anyway.
Speaker 1: It always throws my week off.
Speaker 10: I say, this every time I'm in on an on Friday.
Speaker 10: Even last night when I got back from playing golf,
Speaker 10: and I know, like, all right, I'm gonna go to
Speaker 10: I'm gonna get the teeth in the glass at a
Speaker 10: decent time because I have to wake up early tomorrow.
Speaker 10: I was like, the garbage hasn't been brought down with that? Well, yeah,
Speaker 10: because that's Thursday night. Thursday night, Yes, yes, that's Thursday's job.
Speaker 3: When you when you put your teeth in the glass early,
Speaker 3: she'll watch Wheel, right, yeah, yesterday I missed the Wheel
Speaker 3: though because of golf.
Speaker 9: How do you feel about them letting the champions stay again?
Speaker 1: Now? You know?
Speaker 10: Now we're is that that's now? Like that's happening every time.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: But this guy's been playing for four or five days
Speaker 3: or whatever it is. This guy's been and he's from
Speaker 3: like north Man Cato. He keeps winning.
Speaker 10: Really then I'm okay with it because he's probably listening.
Speaker 10: But I don't know. I don't know how I feel
Speaker 10: about that. I still haven't. I need to come up
Speaker 10: with what I need to say in my video. Right,
Speaker 10: if someone's ideas, hit me up, let me know what
Speaker 10: I should say.
Speaker 1: I need to record.
Speaker 10: I need otherwise I'm going to pass away before I
Speaker 10: get to be on the wheel.
Speaker 1: I gotta Yeah, I got to play up the leg thing.
Speaker 2: I understand. I was say, I understand if you guys
Speaker 2: don't choose me. There's a lot of people to choose from,
Speaker 2: and not everybody supports the military.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I mean that's probably a good start. I'm
Speaker 1: sorry if you hate veterans.
Speaker 2: Not everybody's four veterans. Yeah, I mean I've done nothing
Speaker 2: for you, obviously, but uh, I get it.
Speaker 3: And I totally understand if you want to pick people
Speaker 3: with two legs. But I'm just a wheel.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 10: If you think I'm a freak, yeah, I still have
Speaker 10: hands I can use to spin that wheel. Right.
Speaker 3: Meanwhile, the machine on Jeopardy continues. Jamie dang still Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: the guy. I don't know how the guy's gonna lose
Speaker 3: for the first time in a while, after the second
Speaker 3: guy in final jet he went technically took the lead,
Speaker 3: but Jamie hadn't you know, if so, if he got
Speaker 3: final wrong, would have lost. But he got it right
Speaker 3: and one easily. But you know what I'm saying, Like
Speaker 3: he that was the first time he's had a sweat
Speaker 3: in a long time. He doesn't sweat. He's just winning
Speaker 3: by a bazillion dollars a game like.
Speaker 10: How far till he hits the record? Is Ken Jennings
Speaker 10: is the record?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 9: Seventy three seventy three or something?
Speaker 1: Wins in a row.
Speaker 3: I think Jamie's closing in on thirty straight and he's
Speaker 3: almost at a million dollars. I think he's at eight
Speaker 3: eight hundred ish or so thousand, wow, something like that.
Speaker 3: The guy's just a machine. That's absurd. So it might
Speaker 3: be a while before he loses. We'll see. That's a
Speaker 3: special level of smart. He knows everything. No blind spots,
Speaker 3: good for him.
Speaker 2: Come to the Little Blind Spot?
Speaker 1: Is that a song? I should know?
Speaker 2: It was a commercial, wasn't it for a place called
Speaker 2: the Little Blind Spot?
Speaker 9: Never heard of it?
Speaker 7: Really?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 1: Oh hey, Chris?
Speaker 10: Last week when we're like, oh, yeah, we have a
Speaker 10: speaking event on this, my wife was like she books
Speaker 10: for you. She was like, yeah, it's different, completely different.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got there.
Speaker 1: How was John today?
Speaker 2: Like, I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Text him. Yeah.
Speaker 2: It was for Martin. Was for the Minisota National Guard,
Speaker 2: by the way, Oh sweet, yeah, yeah, So I just
Speaker 2: took friend. You were doing early, I was doing late,
Speaker 2: but we're doing that on the second.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's right. And then later in May.
Speaker 2: I see. I'm telling you she's killing it. Man, she's
Speaker 2: I got one today, I got one tomorrow, I got
Speaker 2: one next tuesday. Let's go. Yes, I'll be good at
Speaker 2: this eventually. You're good at it now, Thank you, buddy.
Speaker 10: Hey.
Speaker 2: I spent some time with Musman last night. Good morning,
Speaker 2: mister Musman. He's doing great, he said, he can't believe
Speaker 2: how much better life is.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 2: He's doing great, man, it's great. He's actually helping me
Speaker 2: out today. He's hooking us up with a with Martin
Speaker 2: Moystchew today. He's kind of responsible for getting that all
Speaker 2: set up. So I'm looking forward to hearing. I know
Speaker 2: I'm normally you have to be gone by seven fifteen,
Speaker 2: but I'm hoping you can stay at least for a
Speaker 2: little bit of Martin. It's seven twenty today.
Speaker 1: I have a doctor, so I don't need to be
Speaker 1: to work.
Speaker 2: Good, good, good good, getting some of the some of
Speaker 2: that schlong taken off.
Speaker 10: Actually, I have a mole on my wainer that I
Speaker 10: haven't looked at. Yes, it's true. Congratulations, yep.
Speaker 2: Do you know that extra ene?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah. So I texted the wife this morning. I
Speaker 10: was like, just just so we're on the same page,
Speaker 10: I'm fine if they want to cut it off, if
Speaker 10: they don't think it's anything dangerous and it doesn't have
Speaker 10: to be cut off. Do you want it cut off?
Speaker 10: She was like, my god, no, you don't have to
Speaker 10: do that. But yeah, so that's funny that you said
Speaker 10: it that way, because that is why.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that that's crazy.
Speaker 9: I'm just glad you didn't say do you want it
Speaker 9: cut off?
Speaker 1: And saved? Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well I thought maybe you were asking if she would
Speaker 3: like to collect it, Chris, I do Yeah, you have
Speaker 3: a blue version of it?
Speaker 1: Or was that stolen?
Speaker 4: That was pre uh.
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 2: You know, what if it's like a tickler for her?
Speaker 2: What if that's that they hits the right spot?
Speaker 1: I know the angles Playboy you.
Speaker 10: Yeah, it is funny now at this age, I've I've
Speaker 10: had so many doctor's appointments now because I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, twenty sixteen.
Speaker 10: Where I'm like, okay, well this is a little off,
Speaker 10: let's have it looked at. Or is in my thirties
Speaker 10: was like whatever, I can wait now, I'm like, no,
Speaker 10: let's have it checked out.
Speaker 1: Just to the doctor's good.
Speaker 2: They know what's up when you go in there, do
Speaker 2: me a favorite and say to the guy.
Speaker 1: Kiss me, look at you.
Speaker 10: Well, this is my my doctor I've had for like
Speaker 10: ten years. When he was like, I have to see it,
Speaker 10: you know, if you told me about it, He's like,
Speaker 10: you have to show me, you know. I was like,
Speaker 10: let's not be weird. Now he's like, you're making a
Speaker 10: weird because you are. I like to make it uncomfortable.
Speaker 3: I can't see you being serious doctors, even if a
Speaker 3: matter is serious.
Speaker 10: Yeah, all right, funsie, fun, well, but sorry, but stay
Speaker 10: a little later today.
Speaker 2: Good good, Yeah, because Martin's calling in seven twenty. He's
Speaker 2: got a new job.
Speaker 1: Now, what's the must connection.
Speaker 2: Must is helping us. He's just kind of coordinating the
Speaker 2: whole thing. You know, they're both NFL guys. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: so I believe Muss has used him as a source.
Speaker 1: Sweet.
Speaker 10: I love this week. It's it's fun because I've paid
Speaker 10: zero attention to the draft any of that, and I
Speaker 10: just I'm going.
Speaker 1: To learn from you all. I'm going to learn from you, Paul.
Speaker 1: I appreciate it. Are you ready? Can't wait? Oh?
Speaker 9: Yeah, I was a locked draft.
Speaker 1: Tomorrow huge tomorrow's seven o'clock. Yeah, seven to nine. I
Speaker 1: will be tuned in huge group of people with or
Speaker 1: without a mole. We don't know yet, that's true.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a good point, man, my seat.
Speaker 1: You never know. Hot, I'll let you guys know.
Speaker 9: Maybe i'd picked them all eighteenth overall.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe Craisy would have.
Speaker 2: For sure he had traded.
Speaker 1: Traded back.
Speaker 2: That's the seventh pick and this mole.
Speaker 1: Still not great value.
Speaker 2: Hey, look who's back? Is that? Zach er Hack?
Speaker 9: Zachary' is back from Dallas, Texas?
Speaker 6: For what?
Speaker 1: For?
Speaker 11: What?
Speaker 1: Why'd you go?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 1: Welcome back, Zachary? Good to be here? Will you? Will
Speaker 1: you go again for game five? We'll see, We'll see.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll let you know. Are you writing a book?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Where's that? Speaking of games? That are? You know?
Speaker 3: Maybe if necessary, because we don't know how long these
Speaker 3: series are going to go. We're at grand View next Thursday. Well,
Speaker 3: the Wolves are wild theoretically be playing like a Game
Speaker 3: seven at that point. Where are we at in the
Speaker 3: series by next Thursday?
Speaker 11: Play the uh? I think they both play Game six
Speaker 11: The night.
Speaker 3: Before both Okay, so we don't have an overlap either way,
Speaker 3: thank you, man, just curious.
Speaker 1: I hadn't looked ahead.
Speaker 2: I'm not even kidding you. I don't know the answer
Speaker 2: to this question. It's just the most.
Speaker 4: Obvious game six would be that Thursday, a week from
Speaker 4: which series of the Stars and Wolves or Stars and.
Speaker 1: Wild as well as the Nuggets and the Wolves.
Speaker 9: So they both are damn it, both are Thursday nights.
Speaker 1: It is even with multiple TVs. Hockey, you can't look away.
Speaker 2: From him, thank you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he's too handsome, it's true.
Speaker 10: And then yeah, just with basketball and that, it's really
Speaker 10: too difficult sports to simultaneously watch.
Speaker 2: I prefer when they are on different nights, of course. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't want to have to split my attention. Uh
Speaker 2: did Victor Womaniana hit his head on the backboard?
Speaker 1: He hit his face on the floor.
Speaker 2: On the floor, Okay, the most obvious thing ever was
Speaker 2: that the guy would have hit his head on the
Speaker 2: I did. I just saw he had a concussion.
Speaker 3: He left for the rest of the game, and it's
Speaker 3: going to be closed for Friday because the NBA has
Speaker 3: a forty eight hour rule in concussion protocol. Not allowed
Speaker 3: to come back within forty eight hours. But Game three
Speaker 3: is Friday, so it's beyond forty eight hours, so he
Speaker 3: dec has to clear some benchmarks. But I thought maybe
Speaker 3: he went Maxo on it. When he hit the ground,
Speaker 3: it looked like he had shattered his jaw because he
Speaker 3: bounced his face off the floor when he fell and
Speaker 3: then immediately grabbed his jaw and then he got looked
Speaker 3: day it, dazed and sat up a little bit. But
Speaker 3: so when they said concussion protocol, it makes sense. But
Speaker 3: I was more concerned that did he just fracture his face.
Speaker 3: That's a long fall. He tripped kind of going down
Speaker 3: the lane and then tried to catch himself, but for
Speaker 3: whatever reason, never didn't do a stop drop and roll,
Speaker 3: just took it, just took it, didn't.
Speaker 1: Brace himself at all, just like a like a little
Speaker 1: kid fall. So that's what I thought when I watched him.
Speaker 3: I'm like world class athlete and he can't prepare himself
Speaker 3: for a fall. And then I thought, well, but I'm
Speaker 3: five eleven on a good day, he's seven to four.
Speaker 1: I'm like, maybe it's just harder than I think.
Speaker 3: Yeah, to do what we can do as shorter people
Speaker 3: to kind of tuck in and dress.
Speaker 1: He just fell like a tree, he did.
Speaker 3: And his face just slammed right into the floor and
Speaker 3: truly bounced. He watched the replace. It wasn't like a
Speaker 3: hit and a skid. It bounced off. It's a cheese wire.
Speaker 3: This guy's josh shut for six weeks.
Speaker 2: What did he what caused him to the floor? Uh?
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, he kind of tripped over a guy.
Speaker 2: Okay, so wasn't concussion before he hit the.
Speaker 3: pH So I mean, and you know, the Spurs pulled
Speaker 3: away without him and we're up something like fourteen late
Speaker 3: and then blew it. So they've had a handful of
Speaker 3: games obviously this year without Wemby and they did just fine.
Speaker 3: But they did lose last night. The Yeah, the Blazers
Speaker 3: came storming back and stole it. So that series is
Speaker 3: tied at one.
Speaker 2: That's what That's what Blazers do.
Speaker 1: That's what Blazers do.
Speaker 3: And Wemby is again, you know, quote questionable for Game
Speaker 3: three because he's got to clear this concussion protocol stuff.
Speaker 1: We'll see.
Speaker 2: That's his doctor talking to him, trying to get his attention.
Speaker 3: But the coach of the Spurs, who I had never
Speaker 3: seen in my life, right, when you see him walking
Speaker 3: the sidelines, You're like, who in the sweet hell is
Speaker 3: this guy? Is just some random guy like named Mitch Johnson.
Speaker 3: It's a nice generic name. Who is this guy? He said?
Speaker 3: He said, there's no concern beyond whatever the concussion thing is.
Speaker 1: There's nothing else going on, but that's it's it's Wemby.
Speaker 3: Yeah, his concussed brain is seven feet four off the ground.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you need can you remember life?
Speaker 7: P w.
Speaker 1: We here w mistakes herman.
Speaker 10: The Wolves are at Monday nine thirty.
Speaker 1: Men, ridiculous will stay up, Hawk will stay up.
Speaker 2: But I'm going to sleep before that. I'm gonna sleep
Speaker 2: all day so I can stay up all night.
Speaker 1: Because you're waiting all day for Monday night. Whoa you
Speaker 1: gotta do it?
Speaker 2: Me and the wo man.
Speaker 3: All right, So if these series go to six, then
Speaker 3: now when we're at Grandview next Thursday night, when we're
Speaker 3: doing that seven to nine bit, well that's next Thursday
Speaker 3: potentially two games to keep an eye on during well
Speaker 3: all that garbage.
Speaker 11: Chances are both will start after the nine o'clock and
Speaker 11: of the grand View Lodge, we'll start at nine thirty.
Speaker 3: Jesus, think about that.
Speaker 2: That's perfect.
Speaker 1: Yeah, ten thirty start.
Speaker 2: We'll stay up all night drives. Come on, Toms, come
Speaker 2: on John, Let's do some drags up a gray next week.
Speaker 2: Last year I missed all the party fun. Yeah, that
Speaker 2: wasn't there on Thursday night.
Speaker 1: It's such a great.
Speaker 2: I'm on the hunt for some boozom.
Speaker 1: You know where you can look? You know where you
Speaker 1: can look?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I do in the gutter.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And if you can't find it there because somebody has
Speaker 4: gut her helmet, that's because guttter helmet protects your gutter
Speaker 4: from debrison. You don't have to climb up on a
Speaker 4: gutter and look for anything, So go to gutter heelmet
Speaker 4: mn dot com. Hey hawk, did you hear Rosies doing
Speaker 4: another live video?
Speaker 9: No, that's my uncle Peter rome Man off to Tuscany.
Speaker 2: He met a chef yesterday, the best meal, and they
Speaker 2: took a picture together to mark the occasion.
Speaker 3: Do you know how badly I wanted to drive to
Speaker 3: Raising Canes and re enact that photo and just troll
Speaker 3: f hell out of him.
Speaker 2: So much better to go to Perkins.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's even better. Yeah, I hadn't thought of that.
Speaker 3: First thought was knees, because it always is but Perkins
Speaker 3: would have been a better.
Speaker 2: Vis I have the guy looking at you like, why
Speaker 2: are you in the kitchen?
Speaker 3: You know, and you know how that guy I don't
Speaker 3: know the guys, but you know, he's like, this is
Speaker 3: Sean Carlo and whatever.
Speaker 1: It's like.
Speaker 4: I would have been like, this is Brad. He works
Speaker 4: at Perkins. Yeah, Brad made the pancakes tremendous twelve.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't say that the best I've ever had, but
Speaker 3: they're solid. How do you screw up a pancake? Shout
Speaker 3: out the Brad at Perkins and I just arrived there.
Speaker 3: He looks annoyed because I'm interrupting his smoke bread.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, of course, shot that guy.
Speaker 3: More of the power to a morning show after this
Speaker 3: on the fan.
Speaker 1: She this place.
Speaker 4: I got shaking your head at more nons that have
Speaker 4: more morons that I work with.
Speaker 2: No welcome back to the dot. Good morning, So Hi.
Speaker 4: By getting them all riled up over there, well, I
Speaker 4: didn't know it would here via Dereci. I'm sorry, Hawk,
Speaker 4: I didn't mean yeah, that wasn't my best move, son
Speaker 4: of a bitch. He's pretty mad.
Speaker 2: I'm just sick of incompetence over and over again. Just
Speaker 2: again and again and again. Dumb this is my name.
Speaker 2: I'm dumb Dummerson.
Speaker 9: I can't wait to hear what this is. I have
Speaker 9: no idea.
Speaker 1: Fun.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it feels like a Tuesday, but it looks
Speaker 3: like a Friday because crisos here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're a looking man. Good morning.
Speaker 3: Good to see it, John, Good to see you anyway.
Speaker 3: All right, can I distract you with something completely different?
Speaker 2: Change?
Speaker 3: It's sports related. It's sports related, but this is no
Speaker 3: big deal. But let's just change the subject before crisc's
Speaker 3: postal too late. Hey, the Twins won last night against
Speaker 3: the Mets. Right, Yes, this isn't about the Twins.
Speaker 1: Oh, this is about the New York Mets.
Speaker 9: Yes, so the Twins snapped their little losing streak.
Speaker 3: There, you know, back on track. They were down three,
Speaker 3: rip and the Mets blew it again. Twins scored five
Speaker 3: straight to come back and win five to three. The
Speaker 3: Mets have now lost twelve straight games. That is their
Speaker 3: longest streak since August of two thousand and two. Yes,
Speaker 3: I have two stats that are kind of crazy to me,
Speaker 3: since nineteen oh three.
Speaker 9: I don't know why they have this as nineteen oh three.
Speaker 3: Maybe it's like is that considered the modern era of baseball?
Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 3: Perhaps, well my ball era would Yeah, since nineteen oh three,
Speaker 3: how many times has a team lost one hundred or sorry,
Speaker 3: twelve consecutive games in.
Speaker 1: A baseball season? Twenty three? It's more than that, forty six.
Speaker 3: How many teams since nineteen oh three have lost twelve
Speaker 3: in a row or more?
Speaker 9: Hard to guess, right, that's a lot of baseball.
Speaker 1: Fifty five sixty nine.
Speaker 2: Ooh, one hundred and fifteen, not.
Speaker 3: A bad guess the answer one hundred and thirty nine times.
Speaker 1: Thank you, yep, you're welcome. Ryan.
Speaker 3: So, since nineteen oh three, one hundred and thirty nine
Speaker 3: teams have lost twelve straight or more. Now here's the
Speaker 3: fun part. How many of those teams have made the postseason? Ooh,
Speaker 3: thirty nine teams have lost twelve straight at any point
Speaker 3: in the season?
Speaker 9: Any point?
Speaker 1: How many have made the postseason?
Speaker 2: I'm going to say zero.
Speaker 4: I think they said it was zero last night on
Speaker 4: the broadcast twenty three.
Speaker 10: I'll just say zero, or maybe i'll say one to
Speaker 10: be different.
Speaker 3: They said zero last night on the broadcast, Because the
Speaker 3: answer is zero, Yeah, okay, never happened. So the Mets
Speaker 3: have a what a ninety thousand, gazillion bazillion payroll, right,
Speaker 3: it's a number that's dwarfs the Twins payroll.
Speaker 10: Well, I mean theoretically, well, truly, that doesn't take a
Speaker 10: lot myheart.
Speaker 3: Payroll dwarfs the Twins payroll. Yeah, correct, No, I'm just
Speaker 3: trying to get Chris going back. But theoretically, then historically
Speaker 3: they're done and it's April twenty second and they're already out.
Speaker 1: No nuts.
Speaker 10: But of course that that stat there's a it's not
Speaker 10: a small sample size, sure, but they are still able
Speaker 10: to make the playfs.
Speaker 3: Of course this early in the year, quecially, if you're
Speaker 3: going to lose twelve straight, you better lose.
Speaker 1: Him in April.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I wonder the whole rest of the season
Speaker 3: to dig yourself.
Speaker 10: Out, wonder what the live odds are for them to
Speaker 10: make the playoffs, Zachary.
Speaker 3: Could you find that quickly on draftings or something like
Speaker 3: the Mets odds just to make the postseason? I bet
Speaker 3: it is. I bet it is something like twelve to one. No, yeah,
Speaker 3: maybe even lower than that, maybe like fifteen to one.
Speaker 3: And what is their record?
Speaker 9: They are seven and sixteen?
Speaker 10: God Baseball is such a weird sport though. I mean,
Speaker 10: the last year's Twins I think went on a twelve
Speaker 10: game winning streak.
Speaker 3: I believe, right, Oh, they did have that super hot stretch.
Speaker 3: I have no idea how along that streak was. Your memories.
Speaker 1: Better make the playoffs? Yep? New York Mets, yep? Plus
Speaker 1: one twenty? What see that?
Speaker 9: Wait a minute, that shows plus one twenty?
Speaker 1: Yep?
Speaker 9: How bad is their division?
Speaker 2: Their multipation better? For sure?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Well, the Atlanta Braves lead their hold on. Yeah,
Speaker 4: the Atlanta Braves lead their division, which are sixteen and eight.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's a normal.
Speaker 11: But then after that, the Marlins are eleven and thirteen,
Speaker 11: as are the Nationals.
Speaker 1: Phillies are eight and fifteen. Oh good point.
Speaker 10: Yeah, so it just must be because the roster is stacked.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, and they have so I backed today.
Speaker 1: So here's what.
Speaker 3: But it also is again not division related. It could
Speaker 3: be wild card related. Here's another question that I should know,
Speaker 3: because I'm on a sports radio station. How many teams
Speaker 3: make the playoffs now in Major League Baseball?
Speaker 1: In each league? I think six, I don't even know.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know it's six. By then,
Speaker 1: it's football season, right, hogs.
Speaker 2: Yeah it is six?
Speaker 1: Isn't six in each league? Yeah? Damn?
Speaker 3: Plus one twenty It feels like a sucker bet. I
Speaker 3: would have to have a lot better odds than that
Speaker 3: to better.
Speaker 10: On the flip side, if it was twelve or fifteen
Speaker 10: to one, I'm.
Speaker 3: In because then what's the sweet spot? Would you do
Speaker 3: it at plus five hundred? No, I don't think so.
Speaker 3: I don't think so either. I'm not taking that at
Speaker 3: plus five.
Speaker 10: It's got to be a substantial value yea.
Speaker 9: To me, it's got to be double digits or higher.
Speaker 1: I'm not interested. Man.
Speaker 9: Well, whatever best.
Speaker 10: Of New York mats based on this, they are set
Speaker 10: up close to be the first team to make the
Speaker 10: playoffs after losing twelve in a row.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Look at Mike Grim. Haven't seen him in a fourteen?
Speaker 1: Look at Grim? Look at him guns and Roses shirt.
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, he's.
Speaker 1: Ready to roll. Ready to roll. Man, it's been a while.
Speaker 1: What the hell's going on with the walls? I don't
Speaker 1: worry about it. It looks fine.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it looks great.
Speaker 1: Man. We're getting there, beach front bargain. I did a
Speaker 1: GPS to get to the studio. The hallway here. I know,
Speaker 1: it's crazy where you guys now. We're still down the
Speaker 1: hall until you guys kick us out in July. And
Speaker 1: then where do you go after that? Good good question,
Speaker 1: real good questions?
Speaker 10: My basement, maybe this studio into stay kfa N Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 10: that was weird.
Speaker 3: If not, Chris is so pissed. I can't wait to
Speaker 3: go ask what it's about.
Speaker 2: Oh my grim id buddy. Hello, yeah, man, we had
Speaker 2: spring game this week.
Speaker 1: Huh yeah, I know you guys are pumped.
Speaker 2: We are. We'll talk about that when we come back
Speaker 2: in fan five.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna skydive what Yeah, I'm gonna skydive into the.
Speaker 9: Stadium for the spring game. Hit the scoreboard. I hope not.
Speaker 9: Why why would I hit the scoreboard?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Geez, Saucy jump into he's going.
Speaker 2: For this, is going to skydive into US Bank Stadium.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that'd be trying to find some last wish. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Like a bird, like a bird, Like a bird. Thanks
Speaker 1: Nellie for Toado.
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Speaker 9: Hey man, this is America. You can do whatever you want.
Speaker 2: No, I can't.
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Speaker 1: No? I have not. I forgot that she did. She did?
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Speaker 3: Game three tonight, here we go. The Dallas Stars are
Speaker 3: at the Minnesota Wild. That series is tied at one.
Speaker 2: Here we go.
Speaker 3: DraftKings has the Wild at minus one thirty to win
Speaker 3: the night's game.
Speaker 9: The over under is five and a half.
Speaker 2: Let's go.
Speaker 1: Let's go. Feeling I'm feeling, I am Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: they win. I agree. They didn't have any quid in them.
Speaker 10: There were moments that it was like, oh, okay, this
Speaker 10: feels like it's going to go the wrong way, and
Speaker 10: it did, but the Wild continued to battle. Just avoid
Speaker 10: the stupid penalties. Yeah, the cheap stuff. And I know
Speaker 10: there's plenty of people. You can't rip on any Wild players.
Speaker 10: That was an idiot move ended up not technically costing
Speaker 10: the team, But be smart.
Speaker 1: You can't do.
Speaker 10: Stuff like that and expect to win this series.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that that.
Speaker 11: That'll be the big thing is the Stars will try to,
Speaker 11: you know, lure them into getting inde penalty trouble because
Speaker 11: the Stars power play has been there. I mean the
Speaker 11: best part of their game this entire year. So they
Speaker 11: want to have that man advantage. They want to take
Speaker 11: advantage of that. Don't give them that, you know, use
Speaker 11: the advantage that the grand casino arena crowd has to offer,
Speaker 11: and just play your game and and I think they'll
Speaker 11: do well tonight.
Speaker 2: I have a question for you, Zecho, Yes, sir gentlemen.
Speaker 2: Last night at the Lovely and Talented LA Music Rooms,
Speaker 2: said that he thought that if Carill had not tried
Speaker 2: to get all fancy, he'd have scored that goal, the
Speaker 2: one that tried to do behind his back, in between
Speaker 2: his legs or whatever. Do you agree with that?
Speaker 11: No, okay, I mean he was facing like away from
Speaker 11: the goal. I don't know if he would have and
Speaker 11: he had guyes all around him. I mean, I'd have
Speaker 11: to look at it again to make sure. But from
Speaker 11: what I remember that it wasn't about him trying to
Speaker 11: be fancy. I think it was just him that was
Speaker 11: the only way he was going to be able to
Speaker 11: get a good shot off. Was that that fancy way?
Speaker 2: So if you would from now on please answer like this.
Speaker 1: Uh No, I don't know. Sometimes you gotta get a
Speaker 1: little fancy, you know, you're you're in Italy. You gotta
Speaker 1: get a.
Speaker 2: Little sometimes you do.
Speaker 4: You're so fancy, we we Is he doing a live
Speaker 4: video yet?
Speaker 2: I'm so fancy.
Speaker 3: Patriots head coach Mike Rabel said, quote, I've had some
Speaker 3: difficult conversations with people that I care.
Speaker 13: About, difficult conversations.
Speaker 1: It wasn't just last week.
Speaker 10: Just this is a conversation about nothing, just a couple
Speaker 10: of friends, you know.
Speaker 3: The initial statement after the photos came out of Mike
Speaker 3: Rabel and Diana Rassini, Mike Rabel said, quote, these photos
Speaker 3: show a completely innocent interaction and any suggestion otherwise is laughable.
Speaker 9: So the press conference yesterday was and didn't he.
Speaker 1: Say any further comments? Not even worth my time? Exactly
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 2: You can't blame him. I didn't expect them to come
Speaker 2: on and say, you guys.
Speaker 1: Are but it is interesting, probably happened.
Speaker 3: But this is this is why it's interesting that two
Speaker 3: separate people have essentially two separate paths and two separate
Speaker 3: quote teams of people giving them advice. Because Diana Rassini's like,
Speaker 3: this is preposterous. I'm not going to be dragged into this.
Speaker 3: I'm resigning this investigations, you know, ridiculous.
Speaker 9: No, I didn't do anything wrong, and very was like.
Speaker 4: Oh god, oh, my man had to talk to the family.
Speaker 3: Tough conversations. This is I'm trying to just coach some
Speaker 3: football here.
Speaker 13: I eat difficult conversations for breakfast.
Speaker 3: But some are Diana Rossini's watching TV going well, son
Speaker 3: of a biss.
Speaker 1: I didn't agree for you to say that.
Speaker 2: We both agreed, we were going to say it this.
Speaker 13: I eat difficult conversations for.
Speaker 10: Breakfast, though, let's be honest, difficult conversations were done throwing
Speaker 10: boots to one another, allegedly because if they're seeing anywhere.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, that so right. So vraables like okay.
Speaker 4: Ye yeah, and there's a little bit of it. Took
Speaker 4: my team to the super Bowl.
Speaker 1: One hundred percent.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean that's it's that's why there's a double
Speaker 10: standard in this situation.
Speaker 1: That Craft, Golden Boy.
Speaker 2: And well Craft got some questions correct.
Speaker 1: In Touch magazine.
Speaker 3: Robert Kraft tried to bury the story about that that's true.
Speaker 9: That's even that's more insane.
Speaker 10: But as as greasy as what Robert Craft did a
Speaker 10: while back, he's not married, right, yeah, so yeah you can.
Speaker 1: Get his Johnson up and knocked around he's a balancing knocking.
Speaker 10: The girl knocking around is Johnson. Allegedly she isn't an
Speaker 10: NFL reporter.
Speaker 2: Right, Maybe she don't know that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, brilliant, brilliant. No, he's back.
Speaker 9: NFL Draft is tomorrow, Round one at least is tomorrow.
Speaker 3: The Vikings will select eighteenth, probably possibly so Thursday, Friday,
Speaker 3: Saturday in Pittsburgh.
Speaker 1: Exciting.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Toms, who do the Vikings have in your mock?
Speaker 4: I mean, I think it's gonna be the safety from Oregon.
Speaker 4: I think he's the name that everybody says he is.
Speaker 4: I don't think there's a team in front of him,
Speaker 4: except for if Dallas stays put at twelve. I've seen
Speaker 4: him mocked Dylan thenam and mocked there a few times.
Speaker 1: But he just I don't know.
Speaker 4: I think the other thing you got to watch tomorrow
Speaker 4: is it gets closer and maybe pick fifteen sixteen is
Speaker 4: you got to watch for Carolina to jump in front
Speaker 4: of the Vikings because they also desperately need safety and
Speaker 4: tight end. So if Kenyan Sadik and Dylan Theenuman are
Speaker 4: on the board, Carolina is a team to watch come
Speaker 4: up and snipe.
Speaker 3: You beg if you had to take Theenem and Sadik
Speaker 3: as a combo or the field.
Speaker 1: What do you take? I'd take Theenemon and Sadik.
Speaker 10: So what if this turns into WWE where all of
Speaker 10: a sudden on Draft night, then Quaysy's music Quasy comes out,
Speaker 10: he trades back and takes a lesser safety.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he trades back. Would that be something takes a
Speaker 1: guy who can't.
Speaker 4: And you're in a situation where, like, you know, you
Speaker 4: watch the guy that just got fired. One of the
Speaker 4: main reasons he got fired is he passed on an
Speaker 4: all generational safety. If you're rober Zinsky and Caleb Downs
Speaker 4: gets to like pick eight, nine or ten, you you
Speaker 4: go up the board and take Caleb Downs and take
Speaker 4: the best safety you possibly can. That would be sweet,
Speaker 4: but you never know. I liked what Kevin's or Kevin
Speaker 4: Seffert said Last time with Barrero. Robert Zinsky isn't like
Speaker 4: going to just sit on his hands, Like he's aggressive
Speaker 4: in what he does with He was the guy that
Speaker 4: came up with the poison pill. Bit like this could
Speaker 4: get greasy tomorrow. I can't wait. It's the best. I
Speaker 4: love every second of it. Well, hello, Hello.
Speaker 9: Somebody called Rob at eighteen he must vis at three am.
Speaker 1: He must be lonely. What's her ball park for a
Speaker 1: windward drafting? Time? Wise?
Speaker 10: Because we got a and we got an NBA game
Speaker 10: tomorrow eight thirty okay, thirty eight thirty? And what's tip time?
Speaker 1: Eight thirty? Ish as well?
Speaker 10: Probably perfect if it says eight thirty.
Speaker 2: The last two minutes of the game anyway, right, Sure, it's.
Speaker 1: Cool, Yeah, it'll be fun. Can't wait?
Speaker 4: Hello the Panthers, Gary Zimmer, Hey Panthers, you want to
Speaker 4: get in front of us?
Speaker 9: You don't call the other team.
Speaker 10: The Vikings need to be the Suparu driving in the
Speaker 10: left lane. Just do not let anyone pass you.
Speaker 1: Yep? Can you hit the.
Speaker 2: Phone ring again for me?
Speaker 1: Hello is Mike Vrabel?
Speaker 2: Hey Mike, I'm apologizing to people having difficulty. Sure, why
Speaker 2: not perfect?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Mike?
Speaker 2: Can you scoop? Are you just for nothing?
Speaker 1: Should? I'll take my life?
Speaker 10: You can?
Speaker 1: Hello? Boy? Hi?
Speaker 3: Who's this Diana Rossini's husband. You're not gonna talk to me.
Speaker 3: Make sure there's a comfortable reason you're calling me.
Speaker 1: I wanted somebody to talk to. Okay, it's been a
Speaker 1: terrible week.
Speaker 4: You could three way and John as well if you want.
Speaker 1: That was never offered to me. I mean freeway was
Speaker 1: part of the problem. There's another call.
Speaker 2: Hello Mark Rosan, Yes, I just wanted to get you
Speaker 2: guys an exclusive interview with the greatest chef in Italy.
Speaker 1: What's his names?
Speaker 2: Mister Boyard Man?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 9: What an unbelievable post like making.
Speaker 4: Hi mister, how was serving Mark rose at mister boy Oh? No,
Speaker 4: and it just keeps repeating him for heavy Oversini, that
Speaker 4: sounds that's very well.
Speaker 3: Have to that's his favorite dish, Sir, Where is your
Speaker 3: restaurant located?
Speaker 4: Why can't he hear me? Why doesn't Rosies give him
Speaker 4: the headset and like have the guy sit closer to
Speaker 4: the microphone.
Speaker 1: Rosie hand him the phone.
Speaker 3: I don't think you can hear me? So what makes
Speaker 3: it so different than other dishes that you serve? And
Speaker 3: he's talking about food, but he didn't hear my question.
Speaker 3: Why is he not wearing the head had? What made
Speaker 3: it the best meal? Rosie's ever had?
Speaker 2: Put it in the shake it up?
Speaker 4: I think this is the real chef Bori Ergy, I
Speaker 4: think it is, but we're missing this exclusive.
Speaker 3: Guy speaks pretty good English for a full blooded Italiano. Yeah,
Speaker 3: well arivea dartie whatever your name is. Chef Chef off
Speaker 3: to Tuscany. Yeah and scene, Wow, it was awesome. We
Speaker 3: had Chef boy Ard got crazy.
Speaker 2: Chef boy he is a parachuting into the Gopher spring
Speaker 2: game this Saturday.
Speaker 1: He is along with Corey and Sauce. Yep, very nice.
Speaker 1: We ever had anybody do that at the Huntington Bank.
Speaker 12: Lots of times parachutes really not for the spring game
Speaker 12: that I recall, but yeah, most of the almost all
Speaker 12: the season openers, someone will parachute in. Sometimes they even
Speaker 12: have the game ball they you know, is a ceremonial thing.
Speaker 12: They oftentimes will have the American flag hanging down. I
Speaker 12: think that's the guy that didn't he have a flag
Speaker 12: hanging down to bay.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: How cool would be if like Fernando Mendoza parachutes in
Speaker 3: on Thursday because he's not expected to be at the
Speaker 3: drafty what if that's the big surprise he parachutes in
Speaker 3: he's a skydiver.
Speaker 1: I don't know sure the raiders will love that.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, no risk are parachuting just randomly and
Speaker 2: a big wind hits and suddenly you're surrounded by parachooters.
Speaker 2: Parachuting into the game and they don't know what you're doing.
Speaker 2: Where are you here, sir? And you land in the
Speaker 2: middle of the field and you don't even know what's
Speaker 2: going on.
Speaker 3: My guess is that happens in nature all the time, right,
Speaker 3: and astray animal just finds a new pack. So I
Speaker 3: think you would just land on the field and just
Speaker 3: act like you were supposed to be there, and just
Speaker 3: hand the ref the game ball.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be it. Just play a little ball here,
Speaker 1: a little ball here?
Speaker 2: Is it open to the public? Design?
Speaker 7: It is?
Speaker 12: Yeah, free and open to the public. Eleven AM will
Speaker 12: have a broadcast. Yeah, at eleven and I think about
Speaker 12: eleven fifteen the scrimmage will start. GUARDSI will be on
Speaker 12: the sideline doing some interviews. It's a little more.
Speaker 1: Relaxed of a broadcast.
Speaker 12: And I don't think all the starters will probably play.
Speaker 12: I don't think they want to put some of those
Speaker 12: dudes at risk for that. I think for them the
Speaker 12: spring might be just about done. But it'll be a
Speaker 12: chance to see there's some good position battles on the
Speaker 12: offensive line, linebacker, cornerback, safety, detach. I mean, you know,
Speaker 12: normal normal kind of stuff. Yeah, you know, same thing
Speaker 12: that all teams go through this time of year.
Speaker 9: Most importantly, are we going to sling it this year
Speaker 9: or not?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're slinging.
Speaker 1: We're gonna just bomb.
Speaker 9: At every play?
Speaker 1: What are we doing? We do crank it up?
Speaker 12: Obviously, the coaches have talked about about how much they
Speaker 12: like the quarterback alround.
Speaker 1: They invested in him to come back.
Speaker 12: He had I'm sure some offers to go elsewhere because
Speaker 12: he had a pretty good red shirt freshman year. He
Speaker 12: had eighteen touchdowns and six interceptions. That's that's good. But
Speaker 12: I mean, if you really want to be in the
Speaker 12: thick of it, right, like, if you really want to
Speaker 12: take a step, you probably need a quarterback that's going
Speaker 12: to throw twenty five or thirty touchdowns in a year.
Speaker 12: And in order to do that, the volume of attempts
Speaker 12: probably has to increase a little bit too.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I think so, I mean that that that might.
Speaker 12: I mean, look, they have a really good running back
Speaker 12: Darius Taylor, and so that's still.
Speaker 1: Going to be the meat and bones of it.
Speaker 12: But I think I do think that they're gonna each
Speaker 12: year quarterback progress is you you want to put a
Speaker 12: little more on his plate, and I think that's part
Speaker 12: of what this spring was about.
Speaker 1: To chuck it, chuck it.
Speaker 2: We're gonna be good or not.
Speaker 12: Yeah, the schedule's a little tougher, but I think they're
Speaker 12: going to be all right. I think the defenses look
Speaker 12: good this spring. They've got some key returning players. I
Speaker 12: think they've hit some guys in the transfer portal. The
Speaker 12: linebacking corps has some good battles, and they've got young
Speaker 12: guys non transfers. These are guys that they recruited out
Speaker 12: of high school that are now kind of emerging and
Speaker 12: out of that group, Maverick Bereanowski is the clear leader.
Speaker 1: He's a two year returning starter. But there's other guys
Speaker 1: around that that.
Speaker 12: Will that will have an opportunity to to make a
Speaker 12: name for themselves, not just Saturday, but as the as
Speaker 12: the fall approaches as well.
Speaker 1: I used to be able to throw a pick skin Courmont. Wow,
Speaker 1: how much you want to make a bet?
Speaker 2: I can throw a football over the mountains.
Speaker 3: What a great character, one of the best, the best,
Speaker 3: one of the best. Thing he was in the White
Speaker 3: Lotus that guy.
Speaker 4: Yeah he was then he slept with Stiffler's mom.
Speaker 3: Hellow yeah, and White Lotus oh.
Speaker 2: That's who. That was.
Speaker 1: My god, she's got to be a handful.
Speaker 2: It looks like two handfuls.
Speaker 1: Brother Stiffler's mom.
Speaker 6: Do you know.
Speaker 3: Jennifer Coolidge has said that after American Bye, I'm not
Speaker 3: I'm not making this up.
Speaker 1: I think we actually briefly.
Speaker 3: Talked about this on the show once that she got
Speaker 3: bombarded with guys that like college's get college aged guys
Speaker 3: that basically were like, I want to sleep with Stiffler's mom.
Speaker 3: Like the age gap was significant, and she said she took.
Speaker 1: Advantage of it. She did.
Speaker 3: Yeah, breed into the role essentially off the real real
Speaker 3: life character coming to life now.
Speaker 2: Amazing hot, Hell yeah, Grimmer, you're the best.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, thank you.
Speaker 2: If we never see you again, it's been great.
Speaker 1: I hope you see me again.
Speaker 3: I don't know where you're going though his basement maybe yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh well, we'll do the show from your base basic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we could do that. I know how to get here.
Speaker 3: Just let me know how many points did you get
Speaker 3: last year in the Initials tournament?
Speaker 1: Did you get more than too?
Speaker 12: I well, hockey knocked me out Hockey one with three,
Speaker 12: I had two.
Speaker 3: Okay, then you're guaranteed to make it this summer then,
Speaker 3: and then we'll at least see you in a couple
Speaker 3: of months.
Speaker 2: That's right, it's almost here.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 12: Before that, Well, if you're desperate at some point for
Speaker 12: a fill in, let me know.
Speaker 1: I like a nice warm up opportunity. Were you on
Speaker 1: Love Is Blind? I was not.
Speaker 9: Well, then you're not playing Friday?
Speaker 1: No, I know that. How about that? Yeah, that's gonna
Speaker 1: be great.
Speaker 9: I can't believe how many followers they have.
Speaker 3: She has like a half a million and he's got
Speaker 3: like a quarter of a million.
Speaker 1: He's it's nuts of the show. I guess yea they are.
Speaker 2: Are they married?
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're married?
Speaker 4: Yeah from the great Yeah excellent.
Speaker 12: So they got married on the show that's where they met. Yeah,
Speaker 12: I'm not that I haven't watched.
Speaker 1: It's the only series. It's the only season of it
Speaker 1: i've seen. So yeah, they met and then.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you saw this on social media,
Speaker 3: but take a wild guest who is beyond pumped for
Speaker 3: them to play on Tommy?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Tommy.
Speaker 3: Tommy is thrilled talk about Daniel and Taylor Hastings.
Speaker 10: My wife is annoyed that I'm not going to be
Speaker 10: here Friday because she loves them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're great peeps.
Speaker 10: She was like, how you're always missing the good ones,
Speaker 10: And I'm like, tell that to right last Friday.
Speaker 1: He was a great guy.
Speaker 9: Oh man, yea dragez was awesome.
Speaker 1: Yeah, tell that to Levi. Yeah, yeah that was good.
Speaker 1: It's got chopped Liver.
Speaker 3: I think she cares more about Daniel and Taylor than Levi.
Speaker 3: Drake Rodriguez one hundred percent. Yeah, what really matters in
Speaker 3: a second, this is the power of true Morning Joe
Speaker 3: on the fan.
Speaker 11: Man playoff time calls for Carboni's Pizza Game Day Fuel
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: What's funny is when I was watching that episode of
Speaker 2: that season I love is Blind. Yeah, man, when I
Speaker 2: was watching that season, I thought that Daniel dude seemed
Speaker 2: like a like a regular Minnesota do you know what
Speaker 2: I mean? Like a good dude, like somebody like you
Speaker 2: just want to hang out with.
Speaker 9: Didn't know you watched that Stagson? Oh yeah, man, did
Speaker 9: not know that?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Interesting, I did. And I believe Taylor's a very
Speaker 2: pretty girl.
Speaker 9: I believe that you believe that I believe I would
Speaker 9: have had a lot.
Speaker 1: Of money on that. Also with you, yes, and also
Speaker 1: with you yea.
Speaker 4: What really matters is scores and stats around the world
Speaker 4: of sports and sport you stuff is what I do.
Speaker 3: That's the boring part, Chris. Will I really teach you
Speaker 3: something and change your life? It'll be better, Yes, when
Speaker 3: you have more information than you had before this segment started. Correct, though,
Speaker 3: I wish I retained more of what you say in
Speaker 3: this segment because a lot.
Speaker 9: Of it's interesting.
Speaker 3: But then what inevitably happens is six months later you'll
Speaker 3: say something I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, didn't we do this?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: And it's not only do I not remember if you
Speaker 3: did this, that also means I didn't retain it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: The problem is going to be though if you do,
Speaker 2: then I won't be able to do the same. Fact
Speaker 2: like fourteen times.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good point. Fair. Yeah, Well let's see.
Speaker 3: Uh. Former Steelers coach Mike Tomlin is joining NBC as
Speaker 3: a studio analyst.
Speaker 9: He's going to join Football Night in America.
Speaker 1: Awesome.
Speaker 3: Hell yeah, So you know when when he quote stepped
Speaker 3: down or walked away, it was like, well, what is
Speaker 3: he going to do well? This was maybe the most
Speaker 3: predicted path was a show like this makes sense.
Speaker 10: Yeah, that's such a good broadcast too. He's going to
Speaker 10: be great on it. He's he's just he's always he's
Speaker 10: one of the handful of coaches that when he's at
Speaker 10: the podium he gives interesting sound bites where it's he
Speaker 10: knows how to even make the mundane sort of company
Speaker 10: line more interesting.
Speaker 1: It we'll see, Yeah, but.
Speaker 3: What really matters is this fact that we'll forget in
Speaker 3: about three months.
Speaker 2: It's more of a story.
Speaker 1: Corey, Oh, okay, that also will be forgotten.
Speaker 2: I doubt you'll forget this one. Authorities had to close
Speaker 2: a popular North Beach topless club. This is the story
Speaker 2: from a couple of years ago, but I'd never heard
Speaker 2: this before. They had to close the popular North Beach
Speaker 2: topless club in San Francisco where a forty year old
Speaker 2: man was crushed to death by a piano.
Speaker 1: Oh my, that's very looney to hims like, yeah.
Speaker 2: It's not anything like you think it might be. The
Speaker 2: victim was James Jimmy the Beard Frazzo, Oh, longtime employee
Speaker 2: of the Condor Club, forty years old, Jimmy the Beard,
Speaker 2: the two hundred and forty pounds Farrazzo. It's pronounced dead
Speaker 2: at the scene. Jimmy the Beard was caught between an
Speaker 2: elevated piano in the ceiling and crushed to death.
Speaker 1: What ow Hello?
Speaker 2: Four year old man was getting it on with his
Speaker 2: beloved girlfriend, Teresa, who worked there. Twenty three year old
Speaker 2: Teresa Hill getting herself a pisa Jimmy the Beard, and
Speaker 2: they were getting it on on top of said piano
Speaker 2: that was elevated. It was on the stage and they
Speaker 2: believed Jimmy and or Teresa accidentally clicked the button to
Speaker 2: raise the piano.
Speaker 3: Oh, you just said he died. He did, which means
Speaker 3: she got off. Well played, she did and survived.
Speaker 2: That is correct. If he had us as a prop
Speaker 2: for many years at the club by stripper Carol Doda.
Speaker 1: I thought those were extinct. Well played. Hey.
Speaker 2: Janitor discovered the couple pinned between the piano and the
Speaker 2: ceiling about seven am on Wednesday morning.
Speaker 1: Oh she was still pinned.
Speaker 9: Yoh yeah, oh okay.
Speaker 2: The two hundred and forty pound Farraza was pronounced dead
Speaker 2: at the scene. He was asphyxiated. Police theorize Ferrazo may
Speaker 2: have accidentally tripped to the piano's out button. Takes ninety
Speaker 2: seconds to reach the ceiling, I'd have been done.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, wait a minute, This is like the scene
Speaker 3: in Austin Powers where exactly where he's got the steamroller right, Like, yeah,
Speaker 3: if you have ninety seconds, no offense, buddy. But take
Speaker 3: Carol Doda somewhere else. Jump off the piano. You got
Speaker 3: ninety seconds to get out of there.
Speaker 1: Take the Dodo bird to Poundtown, anywhere.
Speaker 3: And even if it's like, hey, this thing's a little
Speaker 3: high up here, it's going to be kind of a
Speaker 3: dramatic for John.
Speaker 1: Yeah what are you doing?
Speaker 3: Yeah, like the mac Daddy said, I'm losing a little
Speaker 3: faith in the Beard's life choices.
Speaker 2: Here the pienna, which was suspended by multiple chains from
Speaker 2: the ceiling, crushed him to death. But it's beloved and Theresa.
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, what did I said, Carol? That did I
Speaker 9: get two people mixed up?
Speaker 1: Carol?
Speaker 2: Bitch that basket? Yeah, Hawkwood, she was not crushed to
Speaker 2: death because Farraza was so much thicker than she was,
Speaker 2: but she was stuck and couldn't I get down until
Speaker 2: the janitor found her the next morning. Mister Ferrazo pronounced
Speaker 2: dead at the ceiling at the scene, I should say
Speaker 2: the ceiling. Yeah right, that's right.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 2: The Dapper Ferrazo picked up his nickname because of his
Speaker 2: bushy brown beard, his automobile park outside the club board
Speaker 2: the Nevada license plate wacko one.
Speaker 1: Which beard were they referring to?
Speaker 2: Great question? His car, by the way, in One Last
Speaker 2: Fu from the World had a parking ticket on Thursday morning.
Speaker 3: We are never gonna forget the story of Jimmy to
Speaker 3: squeeze for razzo. Well played, man, I have a lot
Speaker 3: of questions. Yeah, I don't know if you have the answers,
Speaker 3: I don't probably How do I ask this delicately?
Speaker 1: Did they stop?
Speaker 9: Because otherwise, like, was he crushed while still performing?
Speaker 3: So if and then if they're pinned all night and
Speaker 3: he's dead, right, but she's trapped, is it just uh
Speaker 3: connected until she's saved exactly perfect well said.
Speaker 2: You're coming from. I'm gonna guess they were doing the
Speaker 2: side shuffle.
Speaker 3: Maybe, but I mean, yeah, maybe, because otherwise if it
Speaker 3: is either one of them, well, he must have been
Speaker 3: at least on top, right, because he's the one that
Speaker 3: got crushed to death.
Speaker 2: Well, but he could have been laying on his side
Speaker 2: doing the lucky Larry.
Speaker 3: Sure, and you're considerably bigger than her, and that's how
Speaker 3: you could get crushed. She doesn't, Yeah, because if if
Speaker 3: he's the one that's on top, then sure he's crushed
Speaker 3: to death. But then also by definition, you're getting crushed,
Speaker 3: you're underneath him, you have been doing it's got to
Speaker 3: be the lucky Larry.
Speaker 2: Could have been doing the lucky Larry. Could have been
Speaker 2: doing the sidecar shuffle.
Speaker 1: He could have been if you don't san diego good morning.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, the back door sidecar shuffle.
Speaker 9: Yeah yeah, yeah, you know, all the moves. What else
Speaker 9: could he have been doing?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: He could have been doing a rusty trombone. I don't
Speaker 1: think you know what that is.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure he wasn't.
Speaker 1: He could have been doing a Swedish sombrero. Now you're
Speaker 1: just naming things.
Speaker 3: We were actually asking for sexual act here. Oh like, what,
Speaker 3: what give me a scenario where he dies but she lives.
Speaker 3: M It's a good question. I mean, they could have
Speaker 3: been doing his hot calls at military position and he
Speaker 3: got crushed.
Speaker 2: But wouldn't you crush her?
Speaker 10: Two yeaheah he don't understand. But he fell to the side,
Speaker 10: he got bent backwards. And when Chris says that, it
Speaker 10: throws me off. Because the military position is truly just
Speaker 10: any position, someone will have you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and as long as you'll have me, my dear ye.
Speaker 2: By the way, the club where this happened world famous
Speaker 2: for being the first topless club in the.
Speaker 9: United States, the first one.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: Carol and Doda. Carol Doda born August twenty nine, nineteen
Speaker 2: thirty seven grew up in Vallejo, California. All right, she
Speaker 2: was the first topless dancer. She did so on that
Speaker 2: there piano that crushed well lucky Larry, what, oh, poor
Speaker 2: lucky Larry. She also danced to bottomless. She said, you
Speaker 2: know what the shock value is, warn off. Take a
Speaker 2: look at this, Yeah, take a look ye, And people
Speaker 2: are like, my god, somebody called Tarzan.
Speaker 1: The Minnesota Twins beat the Mets five to three.
Speaker 3: They scored five consecutive runs because they were down three
Speaker 3: rip in the sixth, but they come back and win
Speaker 3: TI going into the ninth and Keishall had an RBI single,
Speaker 3: Walner had a bases loaded walk, so the Twins win.
Speaker 1: The Mets have now.
Speaker 3: Lost twelve consecutive baseball games twins at the Mets game
Speaker 3: two six to ten tonight. What really matters, though, is this.
Speaker 2: You got that right. Eleanor of Aquitaine was blamed by
Speaker 2: her husband, King Louis the Seventh for failing to produce
Speaker 2: a male heir in their fifteen years together, so he
Speaker 2: hannulled their marriage, and guess what, Eleanor, being randy, ended
Speaker 2: up giving birth to five sons with their second husband,
Speaker 2: Henry the Second different positions, including, by the way, the
Speaker 2: very famous Richard the Lionheart.
Speaker 1: Oh it was one of the kids. Yeah, no kidding, Wow.
Speaker 2: Take that Henry the Seventh, Yeah, take that, Louis the Seventh,
Speaker 2: whichever is Richard the pheasant Heart? Yeah yeah, Richard the
Speaker 2: non Swimmer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, take that, King Louis.
Speaker 2: I wonder how he I wonder how he explain that.
Speaker 9: I love those times where like the obviously they didn't.
Speaker 3: Understand anything when it comes to like DNA or genetics
Speaker 3: or like you know, how to pass on traits and
Speaker 3: things like that, or.
Speaker 1: X chromosomes. Why chromosome?
Speaker 3: So it's basically like give me a son, and she's like,
Speaker 3: I'll do my best. And then when it's like daughter
Speaker 3: daughter daughter execution. You know what I'm saying. It's like,
Speaker 3: this is your fault, can't be mine? Why can't you
Speaker 3: produce me as son? Can't be my fault. Nope're gonna
Speaker 3: have to cut your head off or you know what,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna crush you with a piano. Yeah, but by
Speaker 3: elevating it with the beard. Yeap, slowly leive me the beard.
Speaker 3: A lot of women got executed for not producing suns.
Speaker 1: Yep, ah, crap, that's an interesting story.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Jill.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was gonna did Zach go get her?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I didn't check my phone. I was working,
Speaker 2: I was I was reading about Lucky Larry.
Speaker 9: She's been downstairs for an hour and a half at least.
Speaker 1: Yeah, at least yeah.
Speaker 3: Sorry, uh, more of what really matters after this power
Speaker 3: trip morning Shoe on the Fan.
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Speaker 2: Happy birthday to Cory, Happy.
Speaker 9: Nicholson and Earth celebrating a birthday today.
Speaker 1: Loves a birthday.
Speaker 2: He loves it.
Speaker 1: Brilliant.
Speaker 9: Okay, okay, I get it.
Speaker 1: That's so that's unbelievable. That's brilliant. That's awesome. That is
Speaker 1: the driveway the ultimate. That's amazing. That's so good.
Speaker 9: This is a heavy ass cake.
Speaker 2: That's more than I think. Actually, that's brilliant in the driveway.
Speaker 1: That's so good. Look at that.
Speaker 2: If you got if you can't see a cafe dot
Speaker 2: com slash watch right now. Wow, it's even got the
Speaker 2: initials on the backs.
Speaker 1: Even as your I love Cowboy butts bumper sticker on
Speaker 1: the back of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: If you look through the if you look through the
Speaker 2: window of the garage, there's a rope hanging yep.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my god, you could see hot ass Randy working
Speaker 1: in the garage.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and he's got no why is why is
Speaker 2: Randy naked on your cake?
Speaker 1: Why is naked in this cake? There?
Speaker 3: He is?
Speaker 1: My my license plate, my vanity plate, simply says Corey.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if I was a psycho enough to be like,
Speaker 3: I need a vanity plate?
Speaker 1: What am I going to do with you? Just my
Speaker 1: first name?
Speaker 6: You know what?
Speaker 1: This is just Corey's car.
Speaker 10: I guarantee if you went to order that vanity plate,
Speaker 10: it's already taken. Oh yeah, so there's someone probably listening
Speaker 10: that's like, wait a minute, that's me.
Speaker 1: That's me. Actually U c R E. Y isn't taken.
Speaker 1: If you want that hard pass, hard pass, I do
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 3: This is just a garage, so like, it doesn't look
Speaker 3: like anybody lives in this garage.
Speaker 9: But I'm still not parking inside.
Speaker 1: Of the garage.
Speaker 2: You're not allowed to even live in there.
Speaker 1: No, I can't show the back of it a relax please,
Speaker 1: Okay for the back of it, Yeah, just lift it up.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it's it's it's unbelievably heavy.
Speaker 1: It's likes the rear entrance.
Speaker 2: Ye see hang on, Joe from Pause brings in the
Speaker 2: perfect cake as always the driveway club.
Speaker 1: Don't drop it. Oh my goodness, Jesus, it's heavy as hell.
Speaker 1: So that's the back yeah, and then there's Okay.
Speaker 2: That's unbelievable, man, that's really neat.
Speaker 1: Yeah that is cool. Oh and look on there to
Speaker 1: some initials game, Brandy, there it is.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 9: Now that would be my fanity point marshals game, right, Car,
Speaker 9: I couldn't.
Speaker 1: All right, that's what I thought out to Jimmy from Wuiver.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 2: Look at that. Look at that, and look behind the wheel.
Speaker 2: You're sitting in there.
Speaker 1: You're crying.
Speaker 2: You're crying. You can tell you. It's unbelievable.
Speaker 1: The driver's crying listening to a poker podcast.
Speaker 9: Yeah, absolutely, waiting for the rain to stop.
Speaker 1: You're talking about to my house.
Speaker 2: It's never going to Corey.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, you're talking about mister quad eight sky.
Speaker 2: Congratulations, happy birthday.
Speaker 1: Birthday, but I turned forty six.
Speaker 3: I think we learned that Nicholson turns what eighty eight
Speaker 3: or something like that, and then and the Earth turns
Speaker 3: four point five billion years old today as well.
Speaker 2: Ye massive, yep, there you Well, I'm glad you were born.
Speaker 12: Car.
Speaker 4: Yes, Sam, I'm glad you're here, buddy. Yeah again, Yeah,
Speaker 4: start eating right now, start eating the back end of
Speaker 4: that cake. Yeah, sorry, Hulkster. Three cars, I'm even parking
Speaker 4: the driveway.
Speaker 1: Two.
Speaker 9: I do three car garage. I park in the driveway
Speaker 9: and so does my daughter.
Speaker 3: So if you're keeping track at home, three car garage,
Speaker 3: one car in the garage.
Speaker 1: What's the other math ain't mathing right? What's the other
Speaker 1: space used for stuff?
Speaker 2: I do like that they have a little you know,
Speaker 2: it's you know, rest in peace. But zero's in the backyard.
Speaker 2: And I can't believe they got the Lady parts so sideways.
Speaker 1: That's all about accuracy.
Speaker 2: It's a real okay there.
Speaker 3: But again they got the verity plate wrong, but the
Speaker 3: twisted Lady parts one hundred percent correc they nailed it.
Speaker 1: Jill loves animals, so she had every year.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she brought it back twice. And you need to
Speaker 1: get this right. Thanks.
Speaker 2: I got it back into the left it's supposed to
Speaker 2: be back into the right. Congratulations, Core. I'm glad you're here.
Speaker 2: Look at you Look at that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not much of a birthday guy. You guys know that. Well,
Speaker 1: you know it's okay.
Speaker 3: It's also once you get past like twenty one, you know,
Speaker 3: not only is it like these don't really matter, but
Speaker 3: now once you can get to my range, I'm forty six,
Speaker 3: every year is like god, dang it, I'm getting older,
Speaker 3: Like I'm clock's ticking.
Speaker 1: Ye.
Speaker 9: Yes, I didn't feel like my mortality until.
Speaker 3: I was about forty three or forty four. Ye, then
Speaker 3: am I really getting closer to fifty?
Speaker 2: You know, dude? As you get it sinks in about
Speaker 2: seventy three though, right in their birthday start mattering a
Speaker 2: lot more again, trips start mattering, meeting, meeting famous people
Speaker 2: and non famous people in different countries, right, having great
Speaker 2: Italian dinners.
Speaker 1: So I have a lot of life left in it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, yeah, Well Rivendeer t forty five because I'm
Speaker 3: now forty six, not a ate, all right, rose off
Speaker 3: to forty six.
Speaker 2: He's live again, he is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what.
Speaker 2: Well, your birthday matters, and so do these things?
Speaker 1: All right? What really matters?
Speaker 3: Though, or some of these following things. Let's go through
Speaker 3: some uh, some big scores from last night, shall we.
Speaker 3: Like In the NBA, the big story is Wemby. The
Speaker 3: Blazers won one oh six one oh three over the Spurs.
Speaker 3: That series now tied at one, and yeah, that's an upset.
Speaker 3: But one of the main reasons is despite the Spurs
Speaker 3: actually pulling away without Wemby and blowing a late big lead,
Speaker 3: Wemby concussed in the game.
Speaker 1: He's his face bounced off the floor.
Speaker 3: I think he was what second quarter ish, Maybe he
Speaker 3: left with a concussion, so if you're keeping track, we
Speaker 3: don't know exactly his status.
Speaker 9: But there's an NBA rule that once you're in.
Speaker 3: Concussion protocol, you don't get to rezume activities for forty
Speaker 3: eight hours and then you have to pass benchmarks to
Speaker 3: be cleared to play. Game three is Friday, so well
Speaker 3: beyond the forty eight hours, more in the seventy two
Speaker 3: hour range, but still his status for Friday and beyond
Speaker 3: is uncertain.
Speaker 1: That'll be tough.
Speaker 9: It's the ultimate variable in professional sports, right is.
Speaker 3: When we talked about the Wolves path, we're like, you
Speaker 3: got to get through Joker and then Wemby and the
Speaker 3: n SGA, and that's just to get to the finals.
Speaker 1: Geez.
Speaker 9: But everything changes with one freaking injury and you can't
Speaker 9: feel bad about it.
Speaker 3: If you're the Spurs, you have or sorry, the Blazers
Speaker 3: right now, you got to say the door's open, let's
Speaker 3: try to take it.
Speaker 9: It happens to every team.
Speaker 3: So if you're the team that is healthy and gets
Speaker 3: lucky and the variant swings your way, take advantage.
Speaker 1: What really matters, though, is this.
Speaker 2: Also birthdays today Jeffrey Dean Morgan.
Speaker 3: I thought you were going to say Jeffrey Dahmer, and
Speaker 3: I'm like, I would have known by now if the
Speaker 3: Dahmer and I have shared it, is that the one
Speaker 3: Zach's attracted to. That's Richard Grimirez. Oh yeah, and again
Speaker 3: you know what else? Dahmer's not attracted to this cake?
Speaker 3: You know why, unless Jill's trolling me, I don't think
Speaker 3: there's any human in this cake.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there could be.
Speaker 2: It could be Peter Frampton. Also birthday a seventy six,
Speaker 2: Oh seventy six, yep, yeprividerci dirty to them. Also birthday today?
Speaker 2: Amber heard.
Speaker 3: The guy, Yeah, the gull that crapped in Johnny Depp's bed.
Speaker 1: Dwight Hockey's dream woman.
Speaker 2: Well, she probably is.
Speaker 14: She probably is a very attractive machine gun. Kelly MGK
Speaker 14: perfect thirty six years old today. You see, he has
Speaker 14: a new song out with Fred Durst from limb Biscuit.
Speaker 14: It's got a rock it does kind of rot. It's
Speaker 14: the most limb Biscuit song in like twenty years, given
Speaker 14: the system of hawk.
Speaker 2: It's called I did it off for the cakey.
Speaker 3: Oh, he swears a lot. But if you like MGK
Speaker 3: at all and you like limb Biscuit. It's it's the
Speaker 3: exactly what you think.
Speaker 1: It sounds like.
Speaker 2: Marshaun Lynch is forty today beast mode.
Speaker 3: Dude.
Speaker 1: He's in the new season of Euphoria and he is
Speaker 1: a horrible.
Speaker 2: Act Yeah, he's not a good actor, but he's hilarious.
Speaker 9: That season is getting absolutely shredded.
Speaker 1: It really, it completely takes you out of it, really
Speaker 1: does it. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I haven't heard one person or red one person online.
Speaker 3: That's like, this season's great. Everybody hates it so far.
Speaker 3: Critics hate it, fans hate it. It's forty one percent. Again,
Speaker 3: not to repeat this, but this is true. If you're
Speaker 3: under eighty percent for TV, you have a lot of holes. Yeah,
Speaker 3: if you're in the forties, that means it's unwatchable.
Speaker 2: Speaking of that, also, Birthday of Maryland Chambers today film Starry.
Speaker 9: Mom of Tom Chambers former Supersonic.
Speaker 2: That's exactly I didn't know that, right, Yeah, the Ryanstone
Speaker 2: Cowboy Glenn Campbell, Oh hell yeah, great sign one of
Speaker 2: the sexiest women ever on television, miss Edner Garrett from
Speaker 2: Different Strokes, Charles Ray, My God, and the Facts of Life.
Speaker 3: All your hands up. That lady would one billion percent.
Speaker 3: So he was a fiery ring looks super mean.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, he'd been one hundred years old today.
Speaker 1: Yeah you still would.
Speaker 2: Charles Mingus, oh born today?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 2: Jay, Robert Oppenheimer born today? And of course Vladimir lenen.
Speaker 1: Of course who.
Speaker 2: You know that?
Speaker 4: Well no, really no, The only reference I know of
Speaker 4: who that is is because it's a big Lebowski bit.
Speaker 4: He's not your favorite beatle, No he's not. No, he
Speaker 4: plays for the Wild Oh is he going to play tonight?
Speaker 1: Unclear?
Speaker 9: Yeah, it's his birthday. He'll probably take the day off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why wouldn't he.
Speaker 2: So Happy birthday to all of you, including and especially
Speaker 2: Marilyn Chambers.
Speaker 9: You need help again in the Earth. Let's not uh,
Speaker 9: let's not forget.
Speaker 2: The Earth's birthday six thousand years old or four.
Speaker 1: Point five billion, one of the two. Yeah, you need help,
Speaker 1: I do. Yeah, you're right about that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you got that right, buddy, You got.
Speaker 1: That right back to me.
Speaker 3: Lakers won on one ninety four over the Rockets, so look, no,
Speaker 3: Austin Reeves, no, Luca, no, Prockets can't do it. The
Speaker 3: Rockets are just struggling. So Lebron had twenty eight points.
Speaker 3: The Lakers up two games to nothing without their two
Speaker 3: best players.
Speaker 4: Expect that if the if Denver lost that game, the
Speaker 4: last game of the season, we would have played the Lakers,
Speaker 4: because the Lakers would have then been the third seed.
Speaker 1: We would have swept the Lakers. Right, I don't know.
Speaker 10: I mean now, who knows because everyone was fighting to
Speaker 10: want to play the Lakers in the current situation because
Speaker 10: it was going to be kind of what we thought
Speaker 10: a easy ticket to the next round.
Speaker 1: But I don't know.
Speaker 9: What really matters though?
Speaker 1: Is this wrong?
Speaker 2: During his six day stay in Malta, Napoleon Bonaparte abolished slavery,
Speaker 2: restricted church power, created a public education system, set up
Speaker 2: a postal code, reformed a national administration, framed a family code,
Speaker 2: and nominated twelve judges.
Speaker 1: Six days. It's six days, You get that, right, man,
Speaker 1: I would have voted for Napoleon. Yeah, six days. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I do like the three flavored ice cream.
Speaker 1: Yeah. He also put that in motion on those in
Speaker 1: those six days.
Speaker 6: Right.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: That is the only time I ever eat strawberry ice
Speaker 3: cream because I would never order it by myself, and
Speaker 3: I love it. I know, it's fantastic. It's arguably the
Speaker 3: best part of neapolitan ice cream. I agreed, but I
Speaker 3: have never once ordered strawberry ice cream by itself.
Speaker 2: I've had that thought multiple times. I would never buy
Speaker 2: just strawberry ice cream.
Speaker 1: What is fantastic?
Speaker 2: But you got the other three around it?
Speaker 1: What is it about that? Why is it like?
Speaker 2: I don't know?
Speaker 1: No, no, thanks.
Speaker 10: Well, probably because most of the places you go to
Speaker 10: get ice cream, they've got a handful of other flavors
Speaker 10: that are awesome, and strawberry, as good as it is,
Speaker 10: is a very just one thing in it, very straightforward.
Speaker 1: Yep. That's probably.
Speaker 2: It's tough having O c D though, eating natotlely and
Speaker 2: ice cream. Oh yeah, because you try to eat the
Speaker 2: square you know, I don't want them to touch you.
Speaker 2: Gotta be cool man, And I'm gonna eat all the
Speaker 2: strawberry first, and none of the other two flavors.
Speaker 1: You don't want to mix them, I have a problem.
Speaker 3: So I'll just drank them one, two, and three for
Speaker 3: you personally, strawberry vanilla one, strawberry two, chocolate three sneaker.
Speaker 1: What happened?
Speaker 2: You actually eat right through the cardboard?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's what I do. You know me, I
Speaker 1: do just like a beast when I'm not here. So
Speaker 1: vanilla one cardboard, two cardboard. Oh I eat like man
Speaker 1: like men. Hell yeah, I like, is your birthday? Let's
Speaker 1: see that cake?
Speaker 2: Yeah, just wait till your birthday.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be Jacob Alord. He's abs.
Speaker 2: It's a different club.
Speaker 9: I said, abs, not his face.
Speaker 2: I just want to see if she can make one.
Speaker 2: Is just this amazing hot rosh. You need help, last
Speaker 2: cake I've ever making for you, Jill.
Speaker 1: Partner.
Speaker 3: Fox should be here in a second. I believe we'll
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