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Speaker 1: It's camp.

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Speaker 2: I am sixty and you're listening to the Conway Show

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Speaker 2: on demand on the iHeartRadio app.

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Speaker 1: Leno's with us, Jay Leno, How you.

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Speaker 3: Bob tem I just enjoying your inspiring rags target story there?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, which target story?

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Speaker 3: Well, your life story? How you came up and used

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Speaker 3: to listen to the station. I was thinking of a

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Speaker 3: kid's day. But you know, you see the McDonald's every day,

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Speaker 3: and then one day I went to high school, and

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Speaker 3: then I graduated, and now I worked there. Now I've

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Speaker 3: been on shakes now for fifteen years, and just think

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Speaker 3: I started eating here. You know it's I really heard

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Speaker 3: a person do their own eulogy.

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Speaker 1: That's so great. I'm glad you picked up on that.

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Speaker 3: I couldn't help. But think of my father. You know

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Speaker 3: that guy Luigi whatever his name is, shot the guy right,

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Speaker 3: the most Italian name you could possibly get sure, And

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Speaker 3: when I was a kid in my every time I

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Speaker 3: had to my frog, I have a time and plenty

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Speaker 3: of Italians and untouchable every time the bed and my

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Speaker 3: dad would read that sorga. He's probably just half a talent.

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Speaker 3: He's not even all Italian. Guy Italian did something wrong

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Speaker 3: they're not really Italian, They're just some of those.

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Speaker 2: Things, you know, Right, Jay, I got a great idea

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Speaker 2: for you, and and I don't. I don't want you

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Speaker 2: to say yes or no right now, but an I

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Speaker 2: have an opportunity for both of us. All Right, you

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Speaker 2: have a great car collection, is that true?

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Speaker 3: Well have some cars.

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Speaker 2: I think you have hundreds of cars. All right, Okay,

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Speaker 2: I think you could add to it by buying and

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Speaker 2: displaying the car that I raised my family on, my

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Speaker 2: two thousand and seven Lincoln Navigator. You can add it

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Speaker 2: to your collection. Well, I'll make your sweet deal and

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Speaker 2: then people can come by the when they come buy

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Speaker 2: the shop, they're like, oh, that's Conway's old car.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I just can't. I just couldn't handle the crowd.

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Speaker 3: That's fine. I don't have the room, you know. I

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Speaker 3: just think that would be a huge, huge problem. But yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: that sounds fine. I got that car.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I still got the car.

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Speaker 3: Well, it was not a cheap car. That was like,

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Speaker 3: when did you buy it? It was last year.

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Speaker 2: It was sixty five thousand dollars when I bought it,

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Speaker 2: and I didn't know how I was going to pay

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Speaker 2: for it. Back in two thousand and seven.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, but he stated, but Jay, it.

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Speaker 1: Was state of the art.

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Speaker 2: It was the first one that had navigation, It had

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Speaker 2: you know, electric everything.

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Speaker 1: It was great.

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Speaker 2: And then all the other cars passed it. And now it's, uh,

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Speaker 2: you know, it's it's outdated. I have to buy a

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Speaker 2: new DVD to update the navigation.

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Speaker 3: Well, I actually wasn't the first to have navigation.

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Speaker 1: It was the first tithing in my in my group

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Speaker 1: of friends.

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Speaker 3: I think Columbus might argue with that.

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Speaker 2: Okay, all right, but Jay, look I had navigation. Nobody

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Speaker 2: had navigation back then. I had satellite radio built in.

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Speaker 2: Nobody had that back then.

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Speaker 1: Nobody.

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Speaker 3: Well, that's a life of privilege.

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Speaker 1: Yes, that's exactly right.

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Speaker 3: You're a baby, and that's right.

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Speaker 2: And I had that car for eighteen years. I'm going

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Speaker 2: to tell you what's wrong with it.

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Speaker 1: Though.

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Speaker 2: Every time I go out to start it, the back

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Speaker 2: of the car is sitting on the back tires.

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Speaker 1: So there must be something wrong with the rear suspension.

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Speaker 1: Is that right?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? I think what you have what's called a flat tire.

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Speaker 2: Now, the tires are the car, The tires are in

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Speaker 2: if it's you know, it sits long enough. What's the

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Speaker 2: problem do you think?

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Speaker 3: Well, tis slap spot? Maybe just don't have enough You

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Speaker 2: I'm telling you. The tires are fine. The car comes

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Speaker 2: and the car comes up off the tires.

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Speaker 3: Well it doesn't have an air suspensions.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, it does well air suspensions. Okay, all right,

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Speaker 1: So is that something you can work on for me

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Speaker 3: You know, I can't do it right now because I'm

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Speaker 3: I can't do it now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'd love to. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: that's it sounds like just the kind of like to

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Speaker 1: That is great. I saw you on with Bill Maher

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Speaker 1: talking and then they're.

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Speaker 2: Still beating you up over this this accident that you

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Speaker 3: You know, this is what I love about the press.

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Speaker 3: It's so stupid.

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Speaker 1: It's dumb as hell.

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Speaker 3: You know, I'm dyslexic, so I don't Campbell. I go

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Speaker 3: to Vegas and they go, sir, it's twenty one, you

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Speaker 3: have twenty eight, what you know. I don't know how

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Speaker 3: to gamble. I just liked the idea that the mob

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Speaker 3: would drive to Greensburg, Pennsylvania, wait at the Hampton in

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Speaker 3: throw me down the hill. I mean, hilarious, hilarious.

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Speaker 1: Let me ask you a question.

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Speaker 2: Do you are you listening to some of these new

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Speaker 2: comics like this THEO Vaughn, you know who he is.

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Speaker 3: I like to call the new comedy. You know, I

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Speaker 3: like anything I hate more than comics, trash and other comics.

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Speaker 3: This guy's no good thing, you know, God bless anybody

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Speaker 3: makes a living. It's a tough business. And if you

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Speaker 3: racist and things, you know whatever, good for you. Okay,

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Speaker 3: So I don't you know, I do like everybody doing

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Speaker 3: I mean I watched the on comics and they're doing

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Speaker 3: I never use those things. Okay, fine, so it's just different,

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Speaker 2: I love THEO Vaughn, and I think that that he's

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Speaker 2: like the new Norm McDonald of comedy. I think that,

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Speaker 2: you know, that he's he's pretty simple. And people always

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Speaker 2: thought that Norm McDonald wasn't that bright. But I thought

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Speaker 2: he was the funniest of all.

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Speaker 3: Nor McDonald came this close to winning everything on Who

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Speaker 3: Wants to Be a Millionaire? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Is that right?

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Speaker 3: He got always he knew everything. He was a smart guy.

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Speaker 3: He was well read. Wow, and he was really conservative.

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Speaker 3: People think he's like, you know, the Hollywood liberal. He wasn't.

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Speaker 2: I remember when he went on Larry King and he

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Speaker 2: said to Larry, I'm deeply, deeply I'm a deeply, deeply

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Speaker 2: closeted homo set actual and Larry King said, oh, so

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Speaker 2: you're almost actual, because no, Larry, Larry, I'm telling you, Larry, Larry,

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Speaker 2: what's wrong with you?

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Speaker 1: I'm deeply, deeply closet.

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Speaker 3: He was funny, David, tell you sorry. He used to

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Speaker 3: bring his mother to see me.

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Speaker 2: All right, hold on, se hold him and say, Jay

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Speaker 2: Leno was about tell us the greatest story in the

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Speaker 2: history of the world about nor McDonald's mom going to

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Speaker 2: see Jay Leno in concert. So hang on, we'll get

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Speaker 2: to that story.

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Speaker 4: You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI

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Speaker 4: AM six forty.

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Speaker 1: Jay Leno is wh us Jay, welcome back to the program.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you for talking about Norm McDonald.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so Norm McDonald used to his mom used to

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Speaker 2: go to your show.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he used to bring his mom to see me

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Speaker 3: because I work clean so he can take his mom

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Speaker 3: and see the other comics. So it was funny. But

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Speaker 3: one day he takes his mom to Vegas. He takes

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Speaker 3: And he gets back he goes mine, not any money.

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Speaker 3: It's so stupid.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so stupid, and he had that's all the money

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, great comic, genuine original. You know, there's

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Speaker 3: And he uses unusual words and a wiener dog. This

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Speaker 3: wiener dog, but he keeps repeating. You know, he's just

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Speaker 3: really brilliant. He was fascinating to listen to. It got

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Speaker 2: When when he was on I think he was on

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Speaker 3: I remember the Yeah, I remember that story. It was

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Speaker 3: on and it's a great joke. It's a great joke.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and I really miss him. He used to come

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Speaker 2: Just one of the nicest guys in the world, never

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Speaker 3: Yeah, interesting people, you know, he just he he didn't

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Speaker 3: have a very good meter for sexist or whatever, you know, Timmy.

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Speaker 3: It was all just funny. So he would all often

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was great.

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Speaker 2: So I turned my TV on the other day, and

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Speaker 2: you know, if you have, I don't know what I have.

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Speaker 2: I think it's a spectrum. But before spectrum comes on,

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Speaker 2: I have just some kind.

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Speaker 3: Of well you we're not talking about an arrow disease. Now,

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Speaker 3: you're talking about cable that's right, Yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 2: And I have and I and I turned the TV

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Speaker 2: on and forever they were running Conan reruns, and you know,

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Speaker 2: on to cable whatever. And now Letterman has his own

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Speaker 3: Right right, and so was always funny, was always yeah.

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Speaker 2: But but nowadays, you know with the this guy needs

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Speaker 3: You know, Dave was never comfortable being a stand up comedian.

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Speaker 3: You know, it's it's just a different way of being

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Speaker 1: And I can't stop that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, my own to my own history teacher came

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Speaker 1: It's being brought up properly, is what that is.

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Speaker 1: That's great.

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Speaker 3: It always used to make me laugh. I thought, oh god,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's awesome, Buddy, break a leg tonight.

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Speaker 3: They still say thanks, thanks, good luck and keep, you know,

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Speaker 1: All right, thanks Jaylen.

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Speaker 2: All right, Mark Thompson, very generous man when he goes

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Speaker 1: You said you're like a Rockefeller.

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Speaker 5: Let me just this, I'm not. I'm just I just

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Speaker 5: tip an appropriate amount. I'm not something like over tip, but.

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Speaker 5: Well, when I go into a hotel and I'm a

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Speaker 5: It's not that, it's before that even happens. And they

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Speaker 5: So I try to, like a rock, take care. Then

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Speaker 5: I tip the front desk person who's given me the room.

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Speaker 5: So my point is when I come in, I come

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Speaker 5: Hey can I get some extra mouth washed there or

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Speaker 5: Right, five bucks are or more? In this case, I

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Speaker 5: But I'm what I'm saying is that we're compulsed. I'm

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Speaker 5: So last day we said what time we're leaving my

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Speaker 5: Then she said, oh, thank you. I said, you've been

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Speaker 5: She said yes, I said every day you've been cleaning it,

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Speaker 5: I said, have you been taking care of the room

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Speaker 2: Right, But I would say, before we continue, do you

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Speaker 5: Okay, you know what, I shouldn't have mentioned the Rockefellers.

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Speaker 5: You're going to let the Rockefelders go. Okay, you know, really,

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Speaker 2: It's not that great to begin with, all right, So

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Speaker 5: So then she says, I said, oh, I thought that

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Speaker 5: It was the longest. Yeah, it was the most expensive

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Speaker 2: And then you can just slip it in there. Yeah, right,

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Speaker 2: thank you, Do you write them a note.

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Speaker 1: Yes I do, I read a little little smiley face.

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Speaker 1: How you do? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I really like to bond with the people to clean

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Speaker 2: I write, I thank you, the room looks beautiful. Rockefeller JD.

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Speaker 2: I give them the old JD. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: But I those people, they're good.

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Speaker 2: But the banging on the door when you're sleeping at

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Speaker 5: Well, when you get the knock on the door and

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Speaker 1: I can help you. We'll be able, we'll come back,

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Speaker 1: we'll come back. Thanks.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that sends them off. But that's that's great though,

439
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Speaker 2: that these uh you know, these are they all retired.

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Speaker 5: They've all got it. They've all got a plan, a

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Speaker 5: retirement plan. That's great.

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Speaker 3: Buddy.

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Speaker 1: What hotel was it? Nice?

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Speaker 5: The Palace Hotel, which I really like and very old school.

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Speaker 5: That's why I like to everybody get on and then

446
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Speaker 5: here's something else. When you tip early, they particularly the

447
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Speaker 5: doorman and everybody, they all know your name. When you

448
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Speaker 5: come down to the lobby, mister Thompson, good morning. Well

449
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Speaker 5: you know, it's like there's just a different vibe. It

450
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Speaker 5: feels like home.

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Speaker 1: You know. I I heard from you remember John from

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Speaker 1: the John and Jeff Show. Oh yeah, I think so, the.

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Speaker 2: John a Jeff Show. You spy on kalis X. I

454
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Speaker 2: learned this from him. He said, when you go to

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Speaker 2: a crowded bar, like it's five deep around the whole bar.

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Speaker 2: It's a club or a restaurant, whatever it is, and

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Speaker 2: you're watching sports, or you know, it's a club at

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Speaker 2: a disco tech and you're dancing. But when you get

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Speaker 2: your first beer or your first drink, you pay, you know,

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Speaker 2: twelve dollars for the drink, and you give him an

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Speaker 2: additional twenty right there, and you say, hey, here's the

462
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Speaker 2: twelve dollars of the drink, and here's a twenty for you.

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Speaker 2: And he looks at you and he remembers that phase.

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Speaker 2: And now every time he scans the bar and he

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Speaker 2: sees your face, he comes right up to you.

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Speaker 5: That's exact same conser early tip exact same concept early tip, right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, tip him early, but don't tip him long or

468
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Speaker 2: whatever they're saying is tip him early.

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Speaker 5: But not like I don't know, but I know what

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Speaker 5: tip stands for, to ensure prompt service.

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Speaker 1: Oh there'll be tips. Yeah, okay that I'd always heard

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Speaker 1: that on that that's when he gave away to all

473
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Speaker 1: those women tips. Yeah, tips to ensure prompts.

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Speaker 5: And well the case of the John and Jeff guy,

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Speaker 5: it worked. In the case of my you know, at

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Speaker 5: the beginning of my stay, it worked as well.

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Speaker 1: That's right. Yeah, all right, Tom. Anyway, very very good

478
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Speaker 1: little run through gratuity land.

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Speaker 2: There you go, buddy, you are a big tip.

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Speaker 4: You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KF

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Speaker 4: I am six forty.

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Speaker 1: But man, I love cocoa puffs.

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Speaker 6: Those your favorites.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the coca puffs.

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Speaker 2: But I growing up, I was a huge Frosted Flakes guy.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, my dad was into that stuff. Is that right?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, well, well Raisin brand more than Frosted Flakes, but

488
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Speaker 7: they're the same.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I like frosted Flakes.

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Speaker 2: And also the fact that you can get them anywhere

491
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Speaker 2: wasn't a specialty, you know Cereal that everybody had him.

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Speaker 2: Do you go back? You and I go back? Uh

493
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Speaker 2: steph fush a little too young. But you remember like

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Speaker 2: going to like a hotel or motel and they had

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Speaker 2: the little box little boxes and you'd cut open the

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Speaker 2: box and pour the milk right there.

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Speaker 7: With a little perforation, you could open it up and

498
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Speaker 7: then you can open up the bag and eat it

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Speaker 7: all right in that little.

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Speaker 2: Box, right enough, right, And then the reason it looked

501
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Speaker 2: like they tasted better out of that little box, it

502
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Speaker 2: was about it. And then the milk leaked all over

503
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Speaker 2: you and it was hell after that. Yeah, but I

504
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Speaker 2: would say, yeah, that's my frosted flakes.

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Speaker 1: Flakes go to cru that is old, that's.

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Speaker 2: Right right, Yeah, they were, they were well, I thought

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Speaker 2: they were really good. Bellio, what is your go to Cereal?

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Speaker 2: We've never discussed that with you? She in there, No,

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Speaker 2: she's in the can. Yeah, I think so pushing that Cereal?

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Speaker 1: What about you my go to cinnamon toast crunch?

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Speaker 7: Okay, I think that's a Yeah, that's the kids the

512
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Speaker 7: last fifteen years.

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Speaker 6: I would say that's that's definitely grown.

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Speaker 2: And one I always forget about which I get randomly

515
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Speaker 2: or something someone will have it is life. That's just

516
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Speaker 2: a solid because it's just sweet enough and.

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Speaker 1: His life is good. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys are those flakes too? They're like corn,

519
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Speaker 2: kind of almost like porn. It's like the square yeah,

520
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Speaker 2: with holes in it. Yeah, but that's also the kind

521
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Speaker 2: of cereal you can just eat out.

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Speaker 1: Of the box like uh chips. Yeah for sure. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I always eat cereal dry. I hate when it gets soggy.

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Speaker 2: I always just eat it dry.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, you eat it fast.

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Speaker 1: Man, Yeah, yeah, I can't stand soggy cereal.

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Speaker 7: The key is eating just fast enough to where before

529
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Speaker 7: they get before they get soggy.

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Speaker 6: Yet it still flavors the milk. Oh, you drink the milk.

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Speaker 6: But one of the best parts are you are you?

532
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Speaker 6: Are you insane?

533
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Speaker 1: I have thrown out.

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Speaker 2: I can't believe we've ever met that you would drink

535
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Speaker 2: that crap.

536
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Speaker 1: After you throw the milk out, oh do you pour

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Speaker 1: it back in the middle. The milk goes out.

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Speaker 2: As soon as the cereal gets soggy, the milk and

539
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Speaker 2: the cereal goes away. Everything disappears. Angel, what do you

540
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Speaker 2: what's your go to cereal? I don't think we've ever

541
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Speaker 2: asked you that in the thirty years i've known you.

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Speaker 8: Okay, so I like there's two of them. I like,

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Speaker 8: I like that cinnamon checks. Yeah, there's one of Trader Joe's.

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Speaker 8: It's like the strawberry cheerio stuff. I don't know what

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Speaker 8: they call it. It's like yogurt coated and it's got

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Speaker 8: strawberry chunks on it, and it's like little cheerio little nuggets.

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Speaker 1: It's really good. Trader Jos.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's probably their versions, probably called like Trader Rose

549
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Speaker 2: or something. Oh yeah, probably right right, yeah, Trader Rows.

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 8: With the milk, this is what I do. I don't

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Speaker 8: drink the milk, but I'll put a little bit of

553
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Speaker 8: milk inside of in the in the cereal and so

554
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Speaker 8: it doesn't get everything too soggy and there's not like

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Speaker 8: a lot of milk in there. But then once I

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Speaker 8: eat the cereal, there's usually a little bit of milk left.

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Speaker 8: I just put a little more cereal in there. Okay,

558
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Speaker 8: soak up the milk and then it's gone.

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Speaker 1: I don't understand they drinking that milk with all that crap.

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Speaker 6: I can't understand how you people.

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Speaker 1: Have I'm blocking my ears. I can't even hear you talk.

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Speaker 6: By the way strawberry yogurt o's or what they're exactly.

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Speaker 1: They're so good. Oh my gosh, they're so good, you guys.

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Speaker 1: But what a pain in the ass to be on

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Speaker 1: vacation with.

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Speaker 2: Like here, you want the cheerios, you want the frogs

567
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Speaker 2: of flakes?

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Speaker 1: No, I want this thing.

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Speaker 2: I can only find a Trader Joe's christ all right.

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Speaker 6: I only want to put so much milk in it.

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Speaker 6: It's not too dun.

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Speaker 7: I don't want to drink the milk and mega.

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Speaker 1: Good thing. I packed a box of it.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that sounds right, that's all right.

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Speaker 1: I'm glad you asked Trader Joe's.

576
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Speaker 2: As where we'll start, like, oh no, oh my god,

577
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Speaker 2: she's with us again.

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Speaker 1: Oh you should have left her at home. This one cereal?

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Speaker 2: All right, Sharon, what do you got cheerio?

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Speaker 1: Really cheerios?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, cheerios, you put anything in it.

582
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Speaker 1: They're heart healthy. No they're not. They say they are.

583
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Speaker 8: That's just the commercial buy. It just came out in

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Speaker 8: the news that cheerio is one of the best cereals.

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Speaker 1: You can eat. And what else you do for your health? Peloton,

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Speaker 1: that's it? What what do you put milking in with

587
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Speaker 1: the cereal. I use almond milk. Oh my god, I

588
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Speaker 1: am not going on vacation with you and Angel. Yeah,

589
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Speaker 1: I use almond milk. Also, I don't use No, you don't,

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Speaker 1: the two of you. She started it. Somebody, Look, almonds

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Speaker 1: don't have milk. It's not milk. You can't milk and almonds.

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Speaker 1: They don't have butters, that's for sure. That's right.

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Speaker 6: Apple jacks by the way, Oh oh, apple jacks are good.

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Speaker 6: That's my one apple jack.

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Speaker 1: And can I drink the milk?

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Speaker 2: That's that's like a cinnamon milk, you know, the one

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Speaker 2: I liked. They really had the nerve to go for it.

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Speaker 2: The title was sugar Smacks. Yeah, they plainly just laid

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Speaker 2: it out.

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Speaker 1: There for you. That's a good song, though, Sugar sugar Smack. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: a song called sugar smacks.

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Speaker 6: Well, smack smacks, sugar smack.

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00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:19,760
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, smack you back. Fun to eat the

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Speaker 1: Delicious Street.

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Speaker 6: It's whatever sugar smacks.

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Speaker 1: I gotta find that wasn't the on.

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Speaker 8: The sugar Smack box. Wasn't that a frog?

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Speaker 1: Yes, bear, I thought I thought it was a frog.

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Speaker 1: Golden Crisps, Yeah, but I think it's a frog. Let's

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Speaker 1: see the sugar smack song. Oh here it is belly.

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Speaker 1: I look at you. How about that? What do you

612
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Speaker 1: think about my sacks?

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Speaker 8: I think we all have to agree.

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Speaker 1: You're kind of.

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Speaker 6: Weird, very scary, scary looking.

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Speaker 1: The part of these are honey smacks.

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Speaker 2: It's even before sugar sugar smacks would before honey smacks.

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Speaker 3: Kids.

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Speaker 2: I don't like kids in in Cereal commercials. They seem

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Speaker 2: too phony, too fake, those two.

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Speaker 8: Because they didn't even sound like they were jacked up

622
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Speaker 8: on sugar like they should be after eating funny smacks

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Speaker 8: or something.

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Speaker 1: Here it is value. I think I found it all

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Speaker 1: right right after this home deepot.

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Speaker 2: Commercials reads up writs a letter A look, it's a

627
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Speaker 2: green belly.

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Speaker 6: Chaps got big smash smell.

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Speaker 1: Next, give me a smack and I'll sweat. Is that

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Speaker 1: the one you're talking about?

631
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Speaker 2: Oh?

632
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Speaker 1: Ding dong, big smash smell. Next, give me a smack

633
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Speaker 1: and I'll sweat.

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Speaker 6: Fun to eat those hell.

635
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:02,320
Speaker 1: I wonder if you went to it.

636
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Speaker 2: I wonder if you went to Kellogg's today and said, hey,

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Speaker 2: I got an idea for a song for Cereal. You

638
00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:10,840
Speaker 2: smacked me, and I'll smack you.

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Speaker 1: Okay, what is it called. It's called the first Degree

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Speaker 1: of Salt drink that milk, curious scissor more. No, no,

641
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:26,480
Speaker 1: just two people kicking the crap out of each other done.

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Speaker 7: Sugar Smacks used to have a clown as its mascot

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Speaker 7: or whatever, then eventually changed to the frog, and they

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Speaker 7: also to be healthier. That's when they switched from sugar

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Speaker 7: Smacks to honey Smacks.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I remember, just like the other one that.

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Speaker 7: Was the Bear, that was super sugar cris Wow and

648
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:45,080
Speaker 7: they changed those to Golden cris Wow to get rid

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Speaker 7: of the sugar aspect.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but that man, they did that early. That was

651
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Speaker 2: like one of the first things that flipped, is they

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Speaker 2: you know they took sugar out of sugar earlier.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. Now you

656
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Speaker 2: can always hear us live on Hey if I Am

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