1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:04,800 Speaker 1: Welcome to another episode of I Tell You I'm Free. 2 00:00:05,960 --> 00:00:07,960 Speaker 2: You made it, I'm free. 3 00:00:08,119 --> 00:00:08,520 Speaker 1: Let's go. 4 00:00:09,039 --> 00:00:12,399 Speaker 3: I got a free little bird fluttering about the sky. 5 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:14,440 Speaker 1: I was like a bird that forgot how to fly. 6 00:00:15,240 --> 00:00:17,239 Speaker 1: And the bird came in and knocked me out of 7 00:00:17,239 --> 00:00:18,680 Speaker 1: the nest and I fell to the ground and I 8 00:00:18,720 --> 00:00:21,200 Speaker 1: flopped around, flopped around, flopped aund, flpped around, flopped around, 9 00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:23,320 Speaker 1: flopped around, didn't mension. I also flopped around, flopped around, 10 00:00:23,320 --> 00:00:24,960 Speaker 1: flopped around, and flapped around. And after that, I flopped 11 00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:27,840 Speaker 1: around and flapped round, and then I took flight. Finally, 12 00:00:27,960 --> 00:00:29,320 Speaker 1: there you go. I was like a loon on the 13 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:31,400 Speaker 1: lake where it takes him a long time to kind 14 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:32,360 Speaker 1: of get up and get going. 15 00:00:32,520 --> 00:00:34,440 Speaker 4: I saw a video of a duck that was sitting 16 00:00:34,440 --> 00:00:36,120 Speaker 4: on the ground just minding its own business, and then 17 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:36,600 Speaker 4: a hawk. 18 00:00:36,479 --> 00:00:38,440 Speaker 3: Came in head off. 19 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:39,960 Speaker 1: Yes, that wasn't me. 20 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:42,640 Speaker 2: I don't have that algorithm, dude. 21 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:47,760 Speaker 1: That algorithm is awesome right on Instagram. It's a peregrine falcon. 22 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:48,520 Speaker 3: It's crazy. 23 00:00:48,560 --> 00:00:50,760 Speaker 1: It's a falcon and it keeps It took out a duck, 24 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:52,640 Speaker 1: a squirrel like there's a whole bunch. 25 00:00:52,479 --> 00:00:54,080 Speaker 3: Of them nuts. Absolutely. 26 00:00:54,120 --> 00:00:57,880 Speaker 1: The only thing it didn't screw was an eagle. That's 27 00:00:57,880 --> 00:01:00,520 Speaker 1: a national symbol. I mean they know that. They go 28 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:02,320 Speaker 1: to prison for that, they go to jury duty for that. 29 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:05,399 Speaker 3: Yeah, so you're free from jury duty. 30 00:01:06,280 --> 00:01:08,880 Speaker 1: You're all done for four years, at least four years. 31 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:10,760 Speaker 1: You've never had it my entire life. 32 00:01:10,920 --> 00:01:13,640 Speaker 4: You thought that you would be potentially stuck there for 33 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:15,120 Speaker 4: two weeks, and I thought. 34 00:01:14,920 --> 00:01:17,199 Speaker 1: I was potentially stuck there maybe for two years, depending 35 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:18,000 Speaker 1: on the case I get. 36 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:18,920 Speaker 2: Yeah. 37 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:20,440 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, And so now. 38 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:22,399 Speaker 1: I think I said all the right stuff to just 39 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:24,320 Speaker 1: because I never really lied or just kind of set 40 00:01:24,319 --> 00:01:26,360 Speaker 1: all the right stuff to just kind of look to 41 00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:28,040 Speaker 1: be kind of a semi hostile juror. 42 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:31,240 Speaker 2: You probably best guy's gonna give us a problem. 43 00:01:31,319 --> 00:01:33,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, a little bit. Those guys get on in 44 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:35,119 Speaker 1: the room. You were just gonna keep talking. 45 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:38,240 Speaker 2: He's definitely gonna talk about it on his show. 46 00:01:38,280 --> 00:01:42,039 Speaker 1: Oh heck, yeah I am. 47 00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:45,240 Speaker 4: Yeah. You probably, I don't know. You probably just annoyed 48 00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:47,240 Speaker 4: them to the point of wanting to remove you from the. 49 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:49,760 Speaker 3: From the room. 50 00:01:49,960 --> 00:01:51,960 Speaker 1: Thank you. 51 00:01:52,040 --> 00:01:53,559 Speaker 3: Whatever happened, Well you did. 52 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:56,160 Speaker 1: But I but I made new friends. I'll talk about 53 00:01:56,160 --> 00:01:59,920 Speaker 1: that later. Have made new friends, you guys friends. I 54 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:02,120 Speaker 1: think I got life new lifetime friends. I mean, I 55 00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:03,760 Speaker 1: do't if we're gonna hang out every weekend, but I 56 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:06,200 Speaker 1: mean I think there we're gonna be. We're connected, we're 57 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:08,000 Speaker 1: kind of we went through it, man. 58 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:09,680 Speaker 3: You guys trauma bonded together. 59 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:16,320 Speaker 1: Bonding Yes, Trump ding Trump? How are you good? Oh? 60 00:02:16,360 --> 00:02:18,760 Speaker 1: I missed a doozy a minute to it yesterday. People 61 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:21,639 Speaker 1: actually came up to me in the jury pool yesterday 62 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:24,880 Speaker 1: and we're like, what was up with that? I'm like, 63 00:02:24,919 --> 00:02:27,920 Speaker 1: what was up with that? With what? No? And then 64 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:30,639 Speaker 1: I'm like, I looked at them and they're I won't 65 00:02:30,639 --> 00:02:32,200 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna give it away. We'll have a rerun 66 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:34,400 Speaker 1: coming up here at about six not twenty two or 67 00:02:34,440 --> 00:02:35,280 Speaker 1: six twenty five or so. 68 00:02:35,480 --> 00:02:40,120 Speaker 5: Because you're not allowed to like listen to anything, right, well, no, no, 69 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:42,440 Speaker 5: you can listen to things, but. 70 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:45,520 Speaker 3: If you're sequestered in a major case, then I think, Yeah. 71 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:48,640 Speaker 1: I asked her, how did you hear it? Because I 72 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:50,880 Speaker 1: didn't hear it because I was walking into the building 73 00:02:50,919 --> 00:02:52,320 Speaker 1: at the time at the time that I had to 74 00:02:52,320 --> 00:02:54,760 Speaker 1: be there, so I didn't hear it. And my phone's 75 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:56,760 Speaker 1: blown up with minute to went it and blah blah blah, 76 00:02:56,760 --> 00:03:00,280 Speaker 1: which we'll have again the replay later and this woman said, well, 77 00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:01,960 Speaker 1: and she explained the thing to go, Oh, how did 78 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:03,720 Speaker 1: you hear it? She's like, I was late. 79 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:07,200 Speaker 2: She got to fix it. 80 00:03:07,440 --> 00:03:10,200 Speaker 1: Yes, did she was listening and it was yeah, she 81 00:03:10,280 --> 00:03:11,600 Speaker 1: told me. At the end of the day, like at 82 00:03:11,639 --> 00:03:15,600 Speaker 1: the end of the whole jury thing, there are people like, eh, 83 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:18,679 Speaker 1: I know you, I know, how are you the last 84 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:23,079 Speaker 1: two days? I want somebody to talk to, right, I'm 85 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:26,200 Speaker 1: not if you we're not. I don't call ourselves celebrities. 86 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:28,639 Speaker 1: We're personalities on the radio. I'm not. We don't compare 87 00:03:28,680 --> 00:03:30,959 Speaker 1: ourselves to the brad Pits of the world or the 88 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:33,480 Speaker 1: Jennifer ANDAs none of that. Not. Don't be confused with 89 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:33,960 Speaker 1: that at all. 90 00:03:34,360 --> 00:03:36,240 Speaker 2: Every Day people. 91 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:37,800 Speaker 1: Well yeah, and I'm like, I'm the guy I'm not. 92 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:40,040 Speaker 1: You know they people leave celebrities alone, a lot of 93 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:42,040 Speaker 1: them for the most part, you know. But you know, 94 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:44,440 Speaker 1: I'm a guy that's like, hey, come up, say hey, yeah, 95 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:48,040 Speaker 1: bother Well not all the time, but you know, like 96 00:03:48,080 --> 00:03:50,040 Speaker 1: from the grocery store instead of doing the weird look 97 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:52,440 Speaker 1: or something like, hey, is that what's going on? Waiting 98 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:55,440 Speaker 1: from does open his mouth because you got that weird boys? Oh, yeah, 99 00:03:55,440 --> 00:03:57,360 Speaker 1: that is him, you know. But then they don't say anything, 100 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,560 Speaker 1: you know. I like that people just come right up 101 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:00,440 Speaker 1: and say, hey, going on. 102 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:03,360 Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, if you're if you're seeing if you see 103 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:07,400 Speaker 4: Chris at the grocery store, at a colonoscopy, whatever it is, Yeah. 104 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:11,880 Speaker 1: That'd be fun. Yeah. I didn't know that those were 105 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:15,320 Speaker 1: like public viewings where each people just like they do 106 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:15,960 Speaker 1: him at the mall. 107 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:20,039 Speaker 2: Yeah, they have it on the screen. They're broadcasting live. 108 00:04:21,120 --> 00:04:22,919 Speaker 4: You get a discount if you take the room that 109 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:23,880 Speaker 4: has the big window and. 110 00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:27,760 Speaker 1: Hobby that's free, so people aren't so intimidated. They can 111 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:30,120 Speaker 1: watch it. Just get all high on that give you. 112 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:34,919 Speaker 3: It's a demonstration. Well, I'm very glad that you're free. 113 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:38,440 Speaker 4: That is thank you, such a good feeling. 114 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:40,679 Speaker 5: The funny thing is I knew that he was done 115 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:42,400 Speaker 5: because you didn't tell me. 116 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:46,320 Speaker 2: I only knew because so he was driving a different car. 117 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:50,400 Speaker 5: To work, Yes, Sam's car. Yeah, it gets easier to park. 118 00:04:50,440 --> 00:04:52,400 Speaker 5: So I come around the corner of the parking garage 119 00:04:52,440 --> 00:04:53,840 Speaker 5: and I just see his truck and I was like, 120 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:54,680 Speaker 5: let's gone. 121 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:59,200 Speaker 1: Why you had it was just your show. This is 122 00:04:59,240 --> 00:05:01,680 Speaker 1: what you lived do, this is what you want, you know. 123 00:05:01,560 --> 00:05:03,760 Speaker 2: But I like the three of us. 124 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:05,240 Speaker 1: I don't know. He doesn't look in my eyes when 125 00:05:05,279 --> 00:05:09,280 Speaker 1: he says he wants you will you wait, you'll you'll 126 00:05:09,320 --> 00:05:11,680 Speaker 1: lick my colonoscope Like. 127 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:13,240 Speaker 2: You said, he doesn't lick my eyes? 128 00:05:13,279 --> 00:05:15,280 Speaker 1: I was like, what lick my eyes? Look? 129 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:17,280 Speaker 3: Look you look in the eyes. 130 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:19,360 Speaker 1: You can't hear now too? What I miss in the 131 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:23,039 Speaker 1: last twenty four hours, I have no ideas, are like 132 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:30,880 Speaker 1: listening deficient and little old you. Oh, it's so good 133 00:05:30,920 --> 00:05:33,359 Speaker 1: to be back in, to be free. I'm still waiting 134 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:34,559 Speaker 1: for something to come around the corner. 135 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:36,159 Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, you're not even gonna know what to 136 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:38,800 Speaker 4: do with yourself today because you're gonna have the whole 137 00:05:38,960 --> 00:05:43,400 Speaker 4: day after work where you don't have to go in downtown. 138 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:47,640 Speaker 1: For this sweet girl. Yesterday at our table was passing 139 00:05:47,640 --> 00:05:51,120 Speaker 1: around Smarties. She's so she's so nice. She's like, I 140 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:56,120 Speaker 1: love candy. I know you. She's passing around Smarties and 141 00:05:56,120 --> 00:05:58,200 Speaker 1: she's like, does anybody want Smarties? And I turned the 142 00:05:58,240 --> 00:06:02,040 Speaker 1: Smarties down because my my new rule, as long as 143 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:04,880 Speaker 1: I'm on jury duty, you just want to eat, I'm 144 00:06:04,880 --> 00:06:07,120 Speaker 1: not eating. And I had, I had, I gave it 145 00:06:07,279 --> 00:06:09,960 Speaker 1: yesterday and had a rap yo, yo, you'll boat chicken 146 00:06:10,040 --> 00:06:22,160 Speaker 1: Caesar's to somebody. Why I love that? I had a wrap, yo, yo? 147 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:25,719 Speaker 1: You so I had a wrap, I had a rap 148 00:06:26,279 --> 00:06:29,200 Speaker 1: and and then uh so I broke the rule. And 149 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:31,600 Speaker 1: then when she's passed the smartiest, I can't have smarties too? 150 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:31,760 Speaker 4: That? 151 00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:33,200 Speaker 2: What is that? 152 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:33,760 Speaker 1: What is that? 153 00:06:33,920 --> 00:06:35,280 Speaker 3: Smarty? 154 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:37,680 Speaker 1: Nothing? But I was dude, I'm dropping. I'm like, I 155 00:06:37,680 --> 00:06:38,520 Speaker 1: want to drop a couple. 156 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:42,120 Speaker 2: So, but it's like one single smarty like the little 157 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:42,880 Speaker 2: certain thing. 158 00:06:44,560 --> 00:06:49,120 Speaker 1: She passed out the little roll ups to everybody and going, 159 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:51,800 Speaker 1: do you want a smarty No, She's like, she's so sweet, 160 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:53,640 Speaker 1: She's like and then she's still put on it. I'm like, no, 161 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:57,200 Speaker 1: that's okay because I didn't want to, Like this week 162 00:06:57,320 --> 00:06:59,120 Speaker 1: was supposed to be. I'm like, I'm gonna use it 163 00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:01,640 Speaker 1: for like fasting semi fasting. 164 00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:04,200 Speaker 3: You figured, I'm already miserable. Why not be miserable and 165 00:07:04,279 --> 00:07:04,760 Speaker 3: hungry at. 166 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:08,040 Speaker 1: The same where I can't hungry and solve the case 167 00:07:08,040 --> 00:07:11,240 Speaker 1: on a jury, right, YEA, be completely delusional. Yeah, it's 168 00:07:11,280 --> 00:07:13,160 Speaker 1: not good to not eat. I get that, But I'm like, 169 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:14,960 Speaker 1: if I'm just gonna walk around and do nothing, might 170 00:07:15,040 --> 00:07:17,320 Speaker 1: as well be it. Haven't be a benefit to my body. 171 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:18,120 Speaker 1: Drop a couple. 172 00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:22,520 Speaker 4: I'm glad that you ate finally my real food. Yeah, 173 00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:24,400 Speaker 4: I worry about you withering away. 174 00:07:24,480 --> 00:07:26,560 Speaker 1: Oh I love withering. Remember that time I withered two 175 00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:27,080 Speaker 1: years ago? 176 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:30,520 Speaker 3: I really so thin you had you had? 177 00:07:30,680 --> 00:07:33,200 Speaker 1: Okay, that was by the way. It wasn't GLP and 178 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:35,720 Speaker 1: not ripping GLP ones. It was nothing. It was just me. 179 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:37,400 Speaker 1: I'm just like, you know what, I'm just gonna even 180 00:07:37,480 --> 00:07:38,640 Speaker 1: eat like Jesus. 181 00:07:39,040 --> 00:07:42,720 Speaker 4: He had like he looked emaciated to me, like his legs, 182 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:43,440 Speaker 4: your legs. 183 00:07:44,240 --> 00:07:45,840 Speaker 1: Why didn't you ever see me in shorts? 184 00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:48,480 Speaker 3: So here's the thing, I didn't I see you in jeans. 185 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:50,840 Speaker 4: But it's like it's like when you have a stick 186 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:52,280 Speaker 4: that you pick up off the ground and then you 187 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:54,480 Speaker 4: put grown men's jeans. 188 00:07:55,640 --> 00:07:58,920 Speaker 5: Trying to make a snowman and put the Yeah. 189 00:07:58,720 --> 00:08:00,920 Speaker 4: It's like if you took a broom handle and then 190 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:03,160 Speaker 4: you stuck it into a pair of gens. 191 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:05,480 Speaker 1: You do with a broom handle of my pair of jeans. 192 00:08:05,840 --> 00:08:08,640 Speaker 3: That was your legs. They were just these teeny little 193 00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:09,679 Speaker 3: six chicken legs. 194 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:10,080 Speaker 1: Yeah. 195 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:14,200 Speaker 4: And you could tell, like just from him wearing normal 196 00:08:14,320 --> 00:08:17,040 Speaker 4: jeans that he looked so skinny, and I was like, 197 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:17,800 Speaker 4: this isn't right. 198 00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:20,000 Speaker 1: Talk back in the iHeart Radio app. If you guys 199 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,400 Speaker 1: have anything to say about anything, Chris, you must just 200 00:08:22,440 --> 00:08:23,960 Speaker 1: feel so liberated. 201 00:08:24,840 --> 00:08:28,280 Speaker 2: What a weight off your shoulders. Congratulations on your freedom. 202 00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:30,040 Speaker 2: Go enjoy yourself. 203 00:08:30,280 --> 00:08:30,640 Speaker 1: Thank you. 204 00:08:30,680 --> 00:08:32,200 Speaker 3: Take a nap you need it. 205 00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:32,840 Speaker 1: I do need it. 206 00:08:32,920 --> 00:08:35,440 Speaker 2: Yes, I feel like we're celebrating you getting out of prison. 207 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:38,840 Speaker 4: Yeah, he's been liberated. 208 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,439 Speaker 1: You know. You know what I heard as I was 209 00:08:40,480 --> 00:08:42,640 Speaker 1: walking to the elevator in my head, like the commencement, 210 00:08:42,760 --> 00:08:50,839 Speaker 1: like dun. I'm like, yeah, we did it all right. 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