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Speaker 2: The Woody Show. This is the Woody Show.

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Speaker 3: Insensitivity Training.

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Speaker 2: Class is now in session. Ay, what's good? Everybody? Today?

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Speaker 2: Is Wednesday, midweek and tonight New Year's Eve, the last

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Speaker 2: day YEP of twenty twenty five and its December thirty. First.

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Speaker 2: We are the Woody Show. Yeah, Woody, Greg Mans, Gina Grad,

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Speaker 2: We got Sea Bass, we got Sammy Morgan is here.

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Speaker 2: Von our video producer, Dumbass Tyler is here. We got

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Speaker 2: Bort and Menji holding things down in the Woody Show

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Speaker 2: production department. As you know, we are not here live today.

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Speaker 2: We are on holiday break, but we will be back

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Speaker 2: to start a brand new year the Woodi Show on Monday.

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Speaker 2: This coming Monday, January the fifth YEP. But some good

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Speaker 2: stuff lined up for you today. And as we always say,

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Speaker 2: if you haven't heard it, it's that's right. We'd still

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Speaker 2: like to hear your thoughts, your opinions, anything you hear

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Speaker 2: on the show. If there's something you got, a story

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Speaker 2: you want to add, there are certainly a lot of

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Speaker 2: ways to do that. The best way is the after

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Speaker 2: hours voicemail eight seven seven forty four Woody is the number.

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Speaker 2: That's eight seven seven forty four Woody. You can also

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Speaker 2: email us find us their email at thewoodieshow dot com

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Speaker 2: media platform of your choice. Look for us there at

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Speaker 2: the Woody Show. Coming up for you. On the show today,

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Speaker 2: we got the Craigslist price is right right. Also around

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Speaker 2: a fat chick, skinny chick, because that's always fun. Would

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Speaker 2: he show a.

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Speaker 4: Golden bachelorette because that's always entertaining?

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Speaker 2: Yet gross?

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Speaker 4: Or I should say it's always gross, it's entertaining.

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Speaker 2: Speaking of gross, I got a picture I want you

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Speaker 2: to say, there's no there's no puss. This is like

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Speaker 2: a before it's a before picture. And this is in Russia.

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Speaker 2: This sixty five year old guy, he's been trying to

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Speaker 2: No doctors, no nothing, but dealing for the last sixteen years. Again,

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Speaker 2: why dude, Well, it has gotten so out of control

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Speaker 2: that he finally went in to have it removed. But

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Speaker 2: when he went in to have it removed, this thing

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Speaker 2: it's like a head sized benign like palma tumor. On

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Speaker 2: his neck, so it's right behind his head. It looks

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Speaker 2: like he's got another head. Oh god, look at this.

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Speaker 2: Damn I told you that.

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Speaker 5: I told you size human head. It's bigger than his

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Speaker 2: That's like a seven and three quarters era, you know

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Speaker 2: what I'm saying. Two hats he I mean, it's like,

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Speaker 2: how do you? I guess you well, like here he's

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Speaker 5: You put a shirt over your heads?

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Speaker 2: Right?

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Speaker 5: What do you wear?

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Speaker 2: It's called ventriloquism at this point. Yeah, seriously fun dude. So,

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Speaker 2: I mean, the doctor dies. They couldn't believe the size

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Speaker 2: Can you imagine all the stuff that came out of that?

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Speaker 2: You dealt with that for sixteen years? Sixteen years, like

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Speaker 2: on your own. I don't understand, Like would you put

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Speaker 6: You'd have to?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, doesn't I have like something like they're just they're

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Speaker 3: Like I had that nose thing that I had frozen

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Speaker 2: I think, so this is gonna be one of those

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Speaker 3: Hey, while you're taking the thing off my nose. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: But I know too sports, So I don't know what

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Speaker 2: Is that interesting? Yeah? I don't know. Menace is the

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Speaker 5: But if they could lance it on the air, that'd.

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Speaker 2: Greg's thing. That'd be great. I love that you can

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Speaker 2: get doctor pimple Popper to take a look at Gregg's thing,

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Speaker 2: and it'd be great because I've had these since I

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Speaker 2: We got to build a bear and they put all

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Speaker 2: Like a bump. Yeah, let's just do it full body

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Speaker 2: as almost said these like palmers. Man, I had multiple

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Speaker 4: Are the skin tags or no they're not they're not skin?

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Speaker 4: No not you.

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Speaker 2: Kind of like woodies?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 8: Behind him and then my husband has a big one

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but you got to see this guy. Man, look

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Speaker 2: at uh Menace? You want to post it? Can you

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Speaker 2: post that post on the story? Yeah, Instagram story out

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Speaker 2: the Woody Show on Yeah morning, don't puss or anything.

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Speaker 2: It's just disturbing.

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Speaker 2: Would you say our followers will go up after we

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Speaker 4: Well, the people that aren't listening and they're just going

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Speaker 2: Cares. Menace cares because he's a social media guy. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: well it's it's called The Woody Show. And I don't care,

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Speaker 2: thank you. No, It's like like, here's the thing I've

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Speaker 2: stopped chasing all that. I don't care about that stuff anymore.

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Speaker 2: That is That is my priority over If there's gonna

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Speaker 2: now now, then good, then they'll follow. It's like the crossroads,

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Speaker 2: then don't follow. Yeah, but you have something like that

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Speaker 2: and I want to see it. I'm not going to

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Speaker 2: to make it as easy as possible. Can we create

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Speaker 2: an app that people need so they can go to

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Speaker 2: see this thing? Yeah, where you sign up and you

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Speaker 2: have to do they get to what's factor? God? Those things?

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Speaker 2: Eight seven seven forty four Woody is the fall number.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna want to call it because we're gonna play

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Speaker 2: the Craigsist price is right, that will be coming up next.

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Speaker 2: If you want to play, call us now eight seven

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Speaker 10: What's up on to show podcast listeners? It's menace. Just

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Speaker 10: a heads up coming back to Downy with boards. We're

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Speaker 10: gonna be at the brand new raising can that's opening

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Speaker 10: a nine thousand Telegraph Road in Downey from one to

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Speaker 10: three pm on January thirteenth. Of course we're gonna have

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Speaker 10: a bunch of prizes as usual, like Deem Park tickets,

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Speaker 10: concert tickets, what do you show, merch and more. It

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Speaker 4: We'll see you there operating the radio because you were here.

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Speaker 2: Now now it is a show phones eight seven seven

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Speaker 2: you could play our dumbass contest, which is for today,

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Speaker 2: our dumbass contest. The Craiglist price is right, get right.

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Speaker 2: think it's being sold for on Craigslist. And then you

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Speaker 2: is the actual Craigslist probably higher or lower the bit's

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Speaker 2: you will be the winner. Yeah. Eight seven four woodies

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Speaker 2: is the phone number. We're gonna go right to the

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Speaker 2: phones and say hi to Rosa. Good morning, Rosa morning.

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Speaker 2: All right, So Craig's list price is right. First item

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Speaker 2: first item. It's a nineteen eighties Taco Bell table and chair.

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Speaker 2: Oh whoa. I bought this back in the eighties of

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Speaker 2: the Taco Bell that was closing. It's in great condition.

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Speaker 2: The chairs swivel, they're removable. I'm even throwing in another

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Speaker 2: chair that was also from that Taco Bell. It is heavy,

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Speaker 2: so bring some help and a truck. Great for kids. Now,

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Speaker 2: look at this thing that's throwback around.

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Speaker 5: Oh, that's awesome. The killers you would.

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Speaker 7: Expect, brown, yellow, and back in the day, purple and yeah, turquoise.

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Speaker 2: Taco Bell used to have fire pits in from them.

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Speaker 2: They did. Yeah, that's so classic. It's awesome. Yeah. So

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Speaker 2: how much do you think for the eighties Taco Bell

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Speaker 2: table and chairs Menace? You say one hundred and fifty bucks. Rosa,

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Speaker 2: do you think the actual Craigs's price is higher lower

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Speaker 2: than one hundred and fifty dollars lower lower actual Craigslist

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Speaker 2: price two one hundred and fifty dollars. Still a still Morgan,

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Speaker 2: we still think to be in pretty decent condition.

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Speaker 5: Yea, looks good if you're in.

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Speaker 2: Such a Taco bell fanatic, I can see having something

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Speaker 4: Rosa.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for for calling taking I would love you, Rosa.

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Speaker 2: Thank you. Let's go to Mitch. Good morning, Mitchy, good morning. Hey,

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Speaker 2: they're playing the craigsl's price is right and see here,

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Speaker 2: Well it's Christmas, so Sammy, sure, yes, oh even perfect.

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Speaker 4: Now she's got a boyfriend. It's a Christmas sweater for two.

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Speaker 5: Oh, she's gonna buy it for too.

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Speaker 2: She'll she'll make him wear this. You're wearing this, but

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Speaker 2: don't touch me. But he'll be like, whatever you say.

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Speaker 5: As long as you're nice.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, So we keep telling you like, hey, this guy

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Speaker 2: is nice, nice, let him touch you, all right? Uh,

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Speaker 2: he says, ready for that holiday party? Wear this. Oh

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Speaker 2: it's a size small slash medium. Perfect, wear it with

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Speaker 2: your boyfriend, mom or dad rock on Santa. Now, Greg,

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Speaker 2: do you want to describe just how hideous these things are? Like, Wow,

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Speaker 2: that's weirdness. It looks like it's something for conjoined.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's so together.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: So it's got the two headholes, the two arms that

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Speaker 3: you put on. One side is red, one is green

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Speaker 3: with some tacky ass candy canes, and one says gingerbread.

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Speaker 2: One side says sugar Mama, the other one says sugar

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Speaker 2: Daddy and gingerbread. And they got Freddy Krueger stripe sleeves.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's definitely for wacky photos online.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: You couldn't wear that for more than fifteen seconds.

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Speaker 11: Okay, it looks like it is like cheap sweater material,

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Speaker 11: not just a sweatshirt quality.

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Speaker 4: That's true.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, Christmas sweater. It's sweater though, that's not Hallmark

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Speaker 2: level stumps. No, no, no, yeah, Christmas sweater for two.

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Speaker 4: Sammy the Dream say thirty dollars.

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Speaker 2: Thirty dollars. Do you think the actual Craigslist price is

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Speaker 2: higher or lower than thirty dollars? Mitch, Oh, say lower lower.

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Speaker 2: Actual Craigslist price for the Christmas sweater for two is

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Speaker 2: ten dollars. That is a bargain.

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Speaker 12: That is a great deal.

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Speaker 2: Get on it now, all right, Mitch, hang on one second, buddy,

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Speaker 2: we'll get all information. Appreciate you listening. To the Woodie Show.

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Speaker 6: Thank you, guys. That's a good one.

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Speaker 2: A right, let's see, let's go to Carlo Hey, Carla,

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Speaker 2: Carla hey, Yes, hey, all right. Craigslist price is right now. Uh.

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Speaker 2: I was over a genus place yesterday and I saw

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Speaker 2: this couch for the first time. Greg, Oh you did,

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Speaker 2: because God forbid we ever go to your house. The

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Speaker 2: couch that Greg was the no sit couch. Heard about

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Speaker 2: it for years now, Gus couch. Right, it's just set

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Speaker 2: first time. Did you sit on it? I did. It's

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Speaker 2: very it's very deep, very deep, and it's it's very comfortable. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I enjoyed it one time. Now, Greg, first sail on Craigslist,

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Speaker 2: it simply says couch couch, dark blue two cedar couch.

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Speaker 2: So somebody would call that a love sea needs to

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Speaker 2: be repaired, and I'm gonna show you the picture here

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Speaker 2: needs to be repaired. But otherwise a great comfy couch. Now,

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Speaker 2: let me don't see bets look at this thing needs repair.

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Speaker 4: I mean, I guess you would be like, as looks

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Speaker 5: Guy, like somebody put some eights inside it.

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Speaker 4: Dude, this thing is destroyed it ripped.

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Speaker 2: Why you're even bothering trying to sell this thing? I

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Speaker 2: mean it is tore up. The uh look at the

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Speaker 4: That's definitely from a dog.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, such ack of wild dogs. Just need three upholstery,

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Speaker 2: needs new stuffing. Yeah, great to be repaired. Mario can

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Speaker 2: fix that.

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Speaker 1: Right.

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Speaker 2: Whomost person wouldn't sleep on that? Cockroach wouldn't sleep on it?

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Speaker 2: So how much for couch? Couch?

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Speaker 3: Let's say twenty bucks? Maybe they're delusional? Twenty bucks?

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Speaker 2: All right, Carla, do you think the actual Craigslist price

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Speaker 2: is higher lower than the twenty dollars of Greg just

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Speaker 2: guest here.

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Speaker 13: Very delusional, they're gonna go with higher?

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Speaker 2: All right, actual Craigslist price. Maybe you'll consider it at

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Speaker 2: six dollars?

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Speaker 10: I know.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, six bucks is even too much for this thing.

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Speaker 2: Lee's come get it. Yeah all right, Carla, appreciate this show.

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Speaker 2: Have yourself a great day. By ye I'm sorry I

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Speaker 2: don't like them. You'll win.

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Speaker 1: That is nuts.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to Corey.

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Speaker 4: Hey, Corey, Hey, how're we going.

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Speaker 2: We're doing great? Craigslist price is right? Next up is

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Speaker 2: uh for Gina?

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Speaker 4: Gina?

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Speaker 2: You just went. Sammy just went. My wife just went

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Speaker 2: along with MENACE's wife and another one of our friends

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Speaker 2: to the Wizard of Oz at the Sphere in Las Vegas.

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Speaker 2: Now for sale on Craigslist is one of the Wizard

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Speaker 2: of Oz falling apples.

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Speaker 4: I will pay.

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Speaker 5: I'm the only one who didn't get one. It bounced

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Speaker 5: out of my hand.

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Speaker 2: Wizard of Oz falling apple from the show at the Sphere.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, don't miss out just because you didn't go

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Speaker 2: to the show. Collect this memorabilia. Now see the three

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Speaker 2: sixty views.

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Speaker 8: We were just talking about this, Okay, that they are

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Speaker 8: high bidders online for the stupid thing.

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Speaker 5: It's a literal foam apple the size of an apple.

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Speaker 2: My wife got one, it said, Well, I got one,

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Speaker 2: Sammy got one. It landed.

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Speaker 5: It's the size of an apple, says Wizard of Oz at.

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Speaker 8: The Sphere, and a little green foam leaf. I can

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Speaker 8: only imagine. Talk about delusional what they think they can

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Speaker 8: sell this for.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well, how much do you think it's being sold for?

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Speaker 8: Oh, I'm gonna say you've seen it, yeah, and I

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Speaker 8: mean people wanted it.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna say fifty bucks.

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Speaker 2: Fifty bucks, Corey, you think the actual Craigslist price is

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Speaker 2: higher or lower than fifty dollars. Let's go higher actual

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Speaker 2: Craigslist price. They're asking two hundred dollars.

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Speaker 10: Dollars.

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Speaker 2: Five sick for the show didn't cost two hundred dollars.

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Speaker 8: It's crazy what people for a stupid actual piece of

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Speaker 8: garbage for a piece of foam.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, if Sammy was, she would give you her.

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Speaker 5: No, I don't want. I wouldn't. In fact, if I

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Speaker 5: got one and she didn't, I would give it to her.

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Speaker 2: Or yeah, but she wouldn't do it to you.

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Speaker 4: That's true.

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Speaker 2: Corey. Congratulations, Hang up one second. My friend will get

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Speaker 2: all your information. That's how you play the Craigslist prices.

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Speaker 6: Right again?

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Speaker 2: Two dollars, two hundred dollars.

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Speaker 4: Well, look how much people are paying for these stupid popcorn.

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Speaker 2: Buggets that are like, oh yeah, that's the new plastic,

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Speaker 2: that's the new and it handles what I don't know,

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Speaker 2: six or seven kernels of popcorn. Boards of you came again? Yeah? Yeah.

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Speaker 7: The question is who's buying this stuff? Who's buying the

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Speaker 7: Wizard of Oz Apple super fans?

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Speaker 6: Right?

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Speaker 2: But what do you do with that? Isn't you put

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Speaker 7: Do you like at the point that you have two

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Speaker 4: Do use you not plastic?

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Speaker 6: And what do you do with it?

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Speaker 2: Take a weekend, get a flight, go to the make it,

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Speaker 2: make a little trip of it.

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Speaker 4: What's wrong with you?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's called a memento.

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Speaker 5: Look into hope you get an apple. You still might

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Speaker 2: That momento menace means so much less when you weren't

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Speaker 2: there reading a story about how scientists in Florida we're

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Speaker 2: doing some research and the sound something pretty crazy. You know,

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Speaker 2: You know they have like robot rabbits or have you

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Speaker 2: seen aw it' stuff they're doing to try to capture

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Speaker 2: these snakes in Florida. Yeah, like heat in motion and yeah, pheromonid.

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Speaker 2: Even so, a Burmese python puked up an entire deer

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Speaker 5: That crazy, that's insane.

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Speaker 2: So they say it was like a temperature thing. The

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Speaker 13: Damn.

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Speaker 4: But the snake is alive out there and on the loose,

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Speaker 4: and you know that's I didn't.

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Speaker 3: I didn't think how would how would it even it

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Speaker 3: when would it have to eat again?

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Speaker 5: Pure of it?

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Speaker 8: And it looks like somebody pulling on some really tight pants.

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Speaker 2: It looks like child.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that made the snake population explode, is the question.

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Speaker 2: They have no competition, nothing, no natural predators. Like somebody

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Speaker 2: brought it to Florida and then released it because it

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Speaker 2: a problem. You know, you're a small deer either.

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Speaker 1: No.

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Speaker 2: I saw this guy he was trying to land ski

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Speaker 2: going to land had there were twenty gators on top

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Speaker 2: of them. Well no, because I guess if if one

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Speaker 2: So he did like a low pass and you just

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Speaker 4: The video is crazy.

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Speaker 2: Why would you I want to want to land in

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Speaker 2: there anyway?

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Speaker 5: Emergency landing.

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Speaker 2: I swear every time I think about Florida, Like, I

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Speaker 2: don't understand why anybody goes near any body of water

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Speaker 2: There could be a puddle from a rain storm, Like,

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Speaker 4: It's pretty fun going to gator land, though, go to

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Speaker 4: the Everglades and the gators. That'd be cool.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fun. Yeah, that'd be cool. I just don't

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Speaker 4: I mean it is very Florida. You get to, uh,

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Speaker 4: pretend you're hog tying one of them and take a photo.

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Speaker 2: Wasn't there? In fact, wasn't it? Wasn't there like a

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Speaker 2: there's been those stories out of wherever the hell it is,

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Speaker 2: there's a human in there and they cut it open

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Speaker 2: and yeah, there there's Grandma. We've been lucky to let it.

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Speaker 5: Get to that point like, oh yeah, it's like a

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Speaker 5: shel Silverstein poem.

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Speaker 12: Oh no, it's up to my toe.

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Speaker 5: Oh let that happen to this?

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Speaker 4: It's a Woody show.

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Speaker 2: It's another new hour in sensitivity training for a politically

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Speaker 2: correct world. Thanks for being here. Give us some of

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Speaker 2: your time this morning album whatddy? That's Greg Gory. We

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Speaker 2: got Menace, Hi, Gina grad Hi, Sea Bass is here,

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Speaker 2: we got Sammy Morgan is here. Hey, phones open eight

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Speaker 2: seven seven forty four, Wooding, You can't send us a

439
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Speaker 2: text over to two two nine eight seven. Yeah, So

440
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Speaker 2: what what food was the biggest disappointment Once you tried it?

441
00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:45,000
Speaker 2: I gotta say, the dude, buy chocolate. I've given it

442
00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:50,040
Speaker 2: multiple trip I loved it. I've given it multiple opportunities.

443
00:21:50,359 --> 00:21:51,560
Speaker 5: You don't like the little crunchies?

444
00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:55,240
Speaker 2: I mean I like a kit kat, so that that

445
00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:56,760
Speaker 2: part's fine. I don't know what it is about to do.

446
00:21:56,880 --> 00:22:00,679
Speaker 2: But I think also because damn no, I think because

447
00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:05,640
Speaker 2: also it's just not worth it. It's ridiculous. The price

448
00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:06,280
Speaker 2: is insane.

449
00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:09,680
Speaker 4: But I think, right though, it's like where you get it?

450
00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:13,840
Speaker 4: Because I've had like three different ones, and one of

451
00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:14,600
Speaker 4: them was the best.

452
00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:17,080
Speaker 2: In the other one that Morgan found and brought it.

453
00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:22,800
Speaker 14: Yes, that was so good, absolutely so expensive though, so

454
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Speaker 14: like even if it was like, oh yeah it's not bad,

455
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:28,200
Speaker 14: it's not great, that's totally worth that price.

456
00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:30,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not like, oh this will be around next year.

457
00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:34,520
Speaker 2: Just a just a complete rip off. Truffle oil fries.

458
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Speaker 5: Couldn't hate them.

459
00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:37,520
Speaker 2: Anything with truffle.

460
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:40,000
Speaker 5: Oil like over rated, overpowering.

461
00:22:40,119 --> 00:22:44,160
Speaker 2: It is super You could have one little drop, it's ever.

462
00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:46,879
Speaker 2: You know the the hot sauces where you could just

463
00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:49,320
Speaker 2: barely dip the tip of a toothpick in there and

464
00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:52,520
Speaker 2: your whole mouth is on fire. Yeah, like that's all.

465
00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:54,960
Speaker 2: That's as much truffle oil as you need, just dip

466
00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:57,200
Speaker 2: the tip of a toothpick and just put it on

467
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Speaker 2: the food.

468
00:22:57,800 --> 00:23:01,119
Speaker 3: I myself to a lot stir sandwich. I thought, oh,

469
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:04,040
Speaker 3: this is going to be heaven on a bun, and

470
00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:07,040
Speaker 3: there was a truffle oil on it and it destroyed it.

471
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:08,440
Speaker 4: Sure it wasn't truffle butter.

472
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:12,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, it just you expect gourmet and just it's like,

473
00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:15,879
Speaker 2: I don't know, like a sock. It's a weird smell,

474
00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:21,840
Speaker 2: a greasy artificial. Now, also when they ask people that question,

475
00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:24,800
Speaker 2: what's the what's the food that was the biggest disappoint

476
00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:27,920
Speaker 2: once you tried it? The McRib made the list. No,

477
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Speaker 2: I think you have to.

478
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:33,560
Speaker 4: I think I think you have to adjust your expectation.

479
00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:35,920
Speaker 2: You like, you know what it is and who's overrating

480
00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:38,320
Speaker 2: them inbed to begin with? No one's like, oh my god,

481
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:39,440
Speaker 2: this is the most amazing.

482
00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:42,399
Speaker 4: If you like ribs, you're gonna love the MIxS that

483
00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:45,280
Speaker 4: go to places like fast food restaurants and think that

484
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Speaker 4: like they're getting gourmet meals.

485
00:23:47,119 --> 00:23:47,960
Speaker 2: Yeahs what it is.

486
00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:50,119
Speaker 4: It's good. Yeah, it's underrated.

487
00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:54,480
Speaker 2: The giant smoked turkey legs that you get at theme parks,

488
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:58,480
Speaker 2: renaissance fairs, anything. It never tastes like turkey. It tastes

489
00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:02,040
Speaker 2: like hand. I like ham, but it's not what I'm expecting.

490
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:06,920
Speaker 2: Most good. Yeah, true, messy, and I love it. Sparkling

491
00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:08,760
Speaker 2: water gross overrated.

492
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Speaker 5: Hate it, that's fine.

493
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:13,359
Speaker 8: It tastes like non flavored sparkling water. It tastes like

494
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:16,159
Speaker 8: bad breath. There's no way to describe it. And then

495
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:18,879
Speaker 8: when people say the flavored version, it's like they say, like,

496
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:22,879
Speaker 8: you know, orange flavored sparkling water is like taking a

497
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:24,879
Speaker 8: drink of water and then somebody's shouting the name of

498
00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:27,200
Speaker 8: the fruit from another room, like that's you're not getting

499
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Speaker 8: any flavor.

500
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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're you're the Croxies of the world are gross overpriced. Hey,

501
00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:32,640
Speaker 2: you want to ruin a cake?

502
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Speaker 15: You know you do?

503
00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:36,720
Speaker 2: You cover it in fond it. But I'll know why, people,

504
00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:41,639
Speaker 2: you can eat it. It's not intended to be eaten.

505
00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:44,800
Speaker 4: Well, only know one place that does it right.

506
00:24:45,119 --> 00:24:46,800
Speaker 5: You can eat sugar.

507
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:50,200
Speaker 4: It's actually edible. I'm saying, wherehere the fond and tastes good. Yeah,

508
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:52,760
Speaker 4: it's just for the you know, if you're.

509
00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:55,200
Speaker 2: Trying to make sure a cake boss type of cake,

510
00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:58,840
Speaker 2: or it's like this really cool exactly, it looks very pretty.

511
00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:01,760
Speaker 2: It looks cool, but it's it's not to it's not

512
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:05,399
Speaker 2: to be enjoyed. No, it's not butter from Yeah, from

513
00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:08,400
Speaker 2: a taste standpoint. Well along those lines to to follow

514
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:13,600
Speaker 2: up on red velvet overlaid, Yeah, well the other thing

515
00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:16,320
Speaker 2: is mochi. The other thing that made the list, Gregg,

516
00:25:16,359 --> 00:25:18,520
Speaker 2: and you'll be happy to know, even though I disagree,

517
00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:21,200
Speaker 2: what food was the biggest disappointment once you tried it?

518
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:25,160
Speaker 2: Somebody said crumble cookies, Oh the worst, Like they say

519
00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:29,080
Speaker 2: they're average at best. Now these are what I'm giving.

520
00:25:29,119 --> 00:25:30,760
Speaker 2: Here are the most common responses.

521
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Speaker 5: I will say they are delicious, but they are not cookies.

522
00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:36,320
Speaker 5: There's something else. They're like shake tops.

523
00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:38,320
Speaker 2: Back to the Dubai chocolate thing real quick. I was

524
00:25:38,359 --> 00:25:41,000
Speaker 2: wondering where I saw this, and now it just reminded

525
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:43,280
Speaker 2: me on this text eight or five. Shake Shack has

526
00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:46,720
Speaker 2: a Dubai chocolate shake that's really good. It's fifty cents,

527
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:49,560
Speaker 2: but it's worth it once you try. Still have it though,

528
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:52,600
Speaker 2: they do, because when we were at Shake Shack Menace

529
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:55,480
Speaker 2: over the weekend, and when we stopped in there, I go,

530
00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:57,880
Speaker 2: what the hell is that? Like, it was a milkshake

531
00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:00,280
Speaker 2: sitting on the counter and it had and it all

532
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:02,320
Speaker 2: the crap just kind of it looked like somebody poured

533
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:05,920
Speaker 2: potting soil on top of the milkshake. And I go,

534
00:26:06,119 --> 00:26:08,359
Speaker 2: that looks like dirt. And I thought it was just

535
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:12,960
Speaker 2: like it looked on appealing. Yeah, damn it, it looked unappealing.

536
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:17,960
Speaker 2: And then lobsters on the list Greg Crab, it's it's

537
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,280
Speaker 2: they say it's okay, just too expensive for the amount

538
00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:22,760
Speaker 2: that you get for the money you're spending. I would

539
00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:23,280
Speaker 2: get King.

540
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:25,560
Speaker 8: Crab and I always think it. It's Australian prison food.

541
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:27,720
Speaker 8: That's what they fed the prisoners because they didn't have

542
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:29,600
Speaker 8: anything else about.

543
00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:33,920
Speaker 2: Shrimp to bottom feeders. When they're Benny hannag grill, they're bad,

544
00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:37,800
Speaker 2: they're good. Yeah, you can flip them, ride my mouth

545
00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:40,520
Speaker 2: so much. A little bit ut but a little bit

546
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:41,919
Speaker 2: that ginger dipping sauce.

547
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:42,639
Speaker 4: And fry shrimp.

548
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:46,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, shrimp, give me all the shrimp. Yeah, they're de list.

549
00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:48,360
Speaker 2: The only time I don't like shrimp is when they're

550
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:50,200
Speaker 2: when it's cold.

551
00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:54,080
Speaker 5: Oh I love shrimp cocktail with some lemon shoes.

552
00:26:54,359 --> 00:26:57,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, the shrimp any any any way that you prepared

553
00:26:57,119 --> 00:26:57,960
Speaker 2: as long as it's hot.

554
00:26:58,760 --> 00:26:59,720
Speaker 5: I don't need you.

555
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:00,240
Speaker 6: You.

556
00:27:00,359 --> 00:27:01,760
Speaker 7: I think you were with me when I had the

557
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:04,359
Speaker 7: raw shrimp sushi. Oh yeah, I don't know which was

558
00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:08,680
Speaker 7: It wasn't even gross, it was just nothing. It was Yeah,

559
00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:10,199
Speaker 7: it's just it's just slime.

560
00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:11,520
Speaker 4: What's that pine you?

561
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:15,439
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, I got so excited. I love heads

562
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:19,000
Speaker 2: on shrimp because I know I'm gonna be sucking that head.

563
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:21,920
Speaker 2: Oh yeah you are ok. Yeah you are a girl.

564
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:22,639
Speaker 5: Yeah geez.

565
00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:25,240
Speaker 4: I know people that sucked them heads, they love it.

566
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:30,680
Speaker 2: Forty four Wooding. If you're calling in texting, you're gonna

567
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:32,480
Speaker 2: do that over to two two nine eighty seven and

568
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:34,199
Speaker 2: you can play a long at home, because coming up

569
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:36,240
Speaker 2: next we're go do a round a fat chick skinny check.

570
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:38,840
Speaker 2: Speaking of food, so when we have our volunteer on

571
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:41,320
Speaker 2: the phone, we're gonna be asking her some questions and

572
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:43,920
Speaker 2: you will then just text in what do you think

573
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:47,200
Speaker 2: fat or skinny? Just text over to two to nine

574
00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:49,520
Speaker 2: eight seven. We'll take a quick break and then that

575
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:52,560
Speaker 2: will be next here on the Woody Show and the Sea.

576
00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:55,720
Speaker 16: Yeah, you can mold cue it, yeah, small it, yeah,

577
00:27:55,800 --> 00:28:01,760
Speaker 16: brawl it, bake it, t yep. Days on shrimp come up, shrimp, creole, shrimp,

578
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:06,359
Speaker 16: gumbo and fry Uh deep front str front give it

579
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:11,159
Speaker 16: today news pineapple shrimp, Yep, Limla shrimp, I get coconut shrimp,

580
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:14,560
Speaker 16: shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes.

581
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:17,680
Speaker 4: Uh shrimp burden all the shrimp sandwich.

582
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:19,919
Speaker 2: That's that's Balady.

583
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Speaker 6: Show.

584
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Speaker 2: We'll be right back s well as promised for the break.

585
00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:36,040
Speaker 2: We told you what was coming up next, and we

586
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:38,520
Speaker 2: are ready to go. Ladies and gentlemen, boys or girls,

587
00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:39,640
Speaker 2: It is time to play.

588
00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:42,960
Speaker 1: Here.

589
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:46,440
Speaker 2: It's a game everybody gets to play along. We have

590
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:51,640
Speaker 2: a volunteer that has volunteered to answer these questions honestly

591
00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:53,440
Speaker 2: and based on the answers, we had to try to

592
00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:55,960
Speaker 2: guess is this person a fat check or skinny check?

593
00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:58,800
Speaker 2: All right, let's go writing the phones and say hello

594
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:02,920
Speaker 2: to our volunteer. Say hi to Jane. Good morning, Jade, Jane,

595
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:06,680
Speaker 2: good morning, good morning. All right, So Jade, thank you

596
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:09,800
Speaker 2: very much for volunteering. And I was just like you

597
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:11,880
Speaker 2: to tell everybody, now, how did you end up in

598
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:14,160
Speaker 2: your position today as being the person that gets to

599
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:16,400
Speaker 2: answer the questions like what like, what did you do?

600
00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:17,560
Speaker 2: How'd you go about doing that?

601
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:21,760
Speaker 13: I volunteered and sent an email to sit on the

602
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:24,680
Speaker 13: show and get the sat skinny shake. Nobody held the

603
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:30,080
Speaker 13: guns in my head A volunteering.

604
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:32,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly right to people like when the people do

605
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:36,800
Speaker 2: complain about it, now, we did not force anybody. Now.

606
00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:39,440
Speaker 2: It's it's funny because a lot of people think that

607
00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:42,800
Speaker 2: they're going to fool us, but I think overall we're pretty.

608
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:44,880
Speaker 5: Good at it, although sometimes we were surprised.

609
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:47,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, all though it does happen. Now, the only person

610
00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:50,000
Speaker 2: who knows what we got going on here is Morgan,

611
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:52,160
Speaker 2: because you know when you want to volunteer, you'll hit

612
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:53,880
Speaker 2: us up email at the woodieshow dot com.

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00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:55,360
Speaker 4: It's email at the woodieshow dot com.

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00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:58,040
Speaker 2: Boar you canna? You can text over to two to

615
00:29:58,240 --> 00:30:00,880
Speaker 2: ninety seven. Morgan keeps an eye out for volunteers. We

616
00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:03,800
Speaker 2: have a ton and Jade, today's your day. You are

617
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:06,160
Speaker 2: going to get a prize regardless you're not competing for anything,

618
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:08,520
Speaker 2: just by being a good sport and by volunteering to

619
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:10,400
Speaker 2: play fat Chick Skinny Chick, we are setting you up

620
00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:11,280
Speaker 2: with a prize.

621
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:11,760
Speaker 4: Again.

622
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:12,920
Speaker 2: Well, we asked you that you just give us some

623
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Speaker 2: honest answers. Okay, I can do that. Okay, Fat Chick,

624
00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:20,160
Speaker 2: Skinny Chicken. I believe Greg said that he wanted to

625
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:22,360
Speaker 2: start loves to start with the with the questions.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So Jade, I'm wondering if you've ever dyed your

627
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:29,200
Speaker 3: hair with multiple colors all at once like a rainbow?

628
00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:32,640
Speaker 2: You have, and why I want you do that?

629
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Speaker 4: Why did you do that?

630
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Speaker 13: Honestly because it was starting to go gray and I

631
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:38,680
Speaker 13: had to start bleaching it and it didn't look very

632
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Speaker 13: good white.

633
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Speaker 4: Can I ask you this is the only boo good

634
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:45,480
Speaker 4: you haven't brought it out in a while. Do you

635
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:47,600
Speaker 4: use that iPhone or Android?

636
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:48,200
Speaker 2: Oh?

637
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Speaker 6: Yeah Android?

638
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:51,080
Speaker 4: Interesting?

639
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:56,200
Speaker 2: Do you what's your history with smoking and or vaping?

640
00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:57,680
Speaker 2: Do you currently did you in the past?

641
00:30:58,520 --> 00:31:01,200
Speaker 4: Just weed weed, just sweet? Never cigarettes?

642
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:01,840
Speaker 10: No?

643
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Speaker 5: Do you wear high heels, Jade?

644
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Speaker 13: I'm not really If I wear anything, it'll be like

645
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Speaker 13: a wedge of a couple of inches.

646
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:11,360
Speaker 5: Right, okay, Jade.

647
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:13,320
Speaker 12: What's your favorite store to shop at?

648
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:16,840
Speaker 6: Trader Jews Trader.

649
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:21,480
Speaker 2: My favorite item there either.

650
00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:22,880
Speaker 13: The Bria or the sheet takes.

651
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:26,320
Speaker 12: Now we're talking.

652
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:31,680
Speaker 13: The sheet takes are really good, except for the gluten

653
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Speaker 13: free one. That one's not that good.

654
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:36,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, that's good. So you're not like you're not

655
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Speaker 2: like vegan gluten free and ane of that stuff.

656
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:42,200
Speaker 13: Right, No, I need cheese to survive.

657
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:42,960
Speaker 5: Same.

658
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Speaker 4: I mean I've did lots.

659
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:49,200
Speaker 2: When you're when you're dressing play the game. We'll play

660
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:49,440
Speaker 2: the game.

661
00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:53,360
Speaker 5: When you're dressing fancy, Jade.

662
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:56,120
Speaker 8: When you're dressed up, do you go for pants like

663
00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:59,400
Speaker 8: fancy like pants or a dress fancy pants?

664
00:31:59,480 --> 00:31:59,959
Speaker 5: Fancy pant?

665
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:02,400
Speaker 6: Jade?

666
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:05,600
Speaker 2: Have you ever used the following sentence? I really like

667
00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:06,920
Speaker 2: to curl up with a good book.

668
00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:12,480
Speaker 4: No, never, What do you vacation do you try to

669
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:16,280
Speaker 4: do like theme park related or like beach related activity?

670
00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:16,520
Speaker 10: What?

671
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:16,640
Speaker 17: What?

672
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:18,400
Speaker 2: What kind of vacations do you prefer to go on

673
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:23,120
Speaker 2: beach related? Beach damn? Because of all the krill? All right?

674
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:25,920
Speaker 2: Have you ever been set up on a date by

675
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:29,560
Speaker 2: a friend? What's your favorite season?

676
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:30,720
Speaker 13: Summer?

677
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:31,719
Speaker 18: Oh?

678
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:33,000
Speaker 4: What's your favorite holiday?

679
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:35,440
Speaker 13: Thanksgiving?

680
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:36,320
Speaker 1: Nice?

681
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:40,080
Speaker 4: If you want to said Halloween, I would have had

682
00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:40,400
Speaker 4: a thought to.

683
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:43,720
Speaker 12: Do you have any hobbies?

684
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:44,480
Speaker 13: Not?

685
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:44,960
Speaker 2: Really?

686
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:49,920
Speaker 13: What do you do for a living super, I'm a

687
00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:50,880
Speaker 13: mobile pet groomer.

688
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:55,920
Speaker 2: Are you more of a dog person or a cat person?

689
00:32:56,680 --> 00:33:00,920
Speaker 2: Dog dog? Do you drink regular so or died soda?

690
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:02,760
Speaker 6: Regular soda?

691
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:03,800
Speaker 18: What?

692
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:04,120
Speaker 10: What?

693
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:05,840
Speaker 2: And where are your tattoos?

694
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:07,040
Speaker 13: Not?

695
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:10,160
Speaker 2: If he knows, I'm like thirteen of them?

696
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:12,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, couple on my side.

697
00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:15,360
Speaker 13: I got some cat popperings on my shoulder and how

698
00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:19,760
Speaker 13: much you hate that? That's some EDM related tattoos on

699
00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:24,080
Speaker 13: my arm. I don't have a tattoo of Maui on

700
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:24,600
Speaker 13: my shoulder.

701
00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:28,760
Speaker 2: Oh Maui like the island or like the character.

702
00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:31,120
Speaker 5: Not from the island.

703
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:35,959
Speaker 2: Do people usually think you look older or younger than

704
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:36,880
Speaker 2: your actual age?

705
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:39,160
Speaker 4: Younger younger?

706
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:42,280
Speaker 5: Did you play an instrument? In high school.

707
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:44,400
Speaker 13: No, and I did not go to high school.

708
00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:46,280
Speaker 2: Oh what do you mean you didn't go to high school?

709
00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:48,040
Speaker 13: I'm a seventh trade dropout?

710
00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:50,080
Speaker 4: Seventh grade dropout?

711
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:53,120
Speaker 2: How did that happen? Now, this has nothing to do

712
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:55,880
Speaker 2: with like fat or skinny? Imious? How did you drop

713
00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:57,520
Speaker 2: out of seventh grade?

714
00:33:57,800 --> 00:34:00,840
Speaker 13: Well, my dad gave me too many choices, and I

715
00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:03,240
Speaker 13: went to eight different schools before seventh grade, and he

716
00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:05,240
Speaker 13: asked me if I wanted to continue going to school,

717
00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:08,600
Speaker 13: which is not a decision somebody that should make. But

718
00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:10,800
Speaker 13: I said no, and I didn't have to go anymore.

719
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:11,560
Speaker 2: So it wasn't me.

720
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:12,960
Speaker 4: You weren't like pregnant or anything.

721
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:13,920
Speaker 1: No?

722
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:14,680
Speaker 6: Never.

723
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:16,760
Speaker 5: Do you have kids?

724
00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:17,200
Speaker 2: No?

725
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:18,600
Speaker 4: No, no kids?

726
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:19,000
Speaker 6: All right?

727
00:34:19,239 --> 00:34:22,200
Speaker 12: Married, no dating anyone?

728
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:22,640
Speaker 6: No?

729
00:34:24,120 --> 00:34:29,919
Speaker 2: This is full bush or hardwood floors, small patch, small patch,

730
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:30,799
Speaker 2: a small.

731
00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:32,520
Speaker 5: Ten so a design?

732
00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:36,920
Speaker 2: Yeah? All right? This is who's your favorite professional wrestler?

733
00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:39,560
Speaker 13: I don't even think I could name a professional wrestler.

734
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:41,560
Speaker 5: You tried?

735
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:45,640
Speaker 2: That is surprising? Sorry, boy, don't be sorry. Sorry.

736
00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:47,200
Speaker 4: Do you consider yourself to be impulsive?

737
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:48,279
Speaker 6: Yes?

738
00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:51,480
Speaker 2: I think. I mean I feel like I've been locked

739
00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:56,280
Speaker 2: up and locked I have a couple of different theories.

740
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:58,319
Speaker 2: Oh oh, what kind of milk do you buy? Whole

741
00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:04,040
Speaker 2: two percent or skim whole dressed whole mill that's a hippie.

742
00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:07,960
Speaker 2: Have you ever dabbled with the ladies? Yes, yes, like

743
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:11,520
Speaker 2: full on, full time, like nice, give a mouth party

744
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:15,399
Speaker 2: a woman. Okay, h good for you, that is nice?

745
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:17,920
Speaker 2: All right. Have you ever been a mistress? Like have you?

746
00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:19,680
Speaker 4: Have you ever been the other? Have you ever been

747
00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:20,200
Speaker 4: the other woman?

748
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:20,360
Speaker 1: Like?

749
00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:24,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, not that I know of, Given.

750
00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:27,960
Speaker 7: Your bisexual leanings, who's the most attractive member of the

751
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:29,760
Speaker 7: Woody Show in your opinion?

752
00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:33,080
Speaker 2: To you that you would helk up with tonight right now?

753
00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:35,439
Speaker 2: Just say because that's what you No, No, I don't.

754
00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:39,759
Speaker 13: Well it's hard. Looks like Sammy, but then Morgan's got

755
00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:42,640
Speaker 13: like the best personality, but then Gina's so.

756
00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:45,520
Speaker 2: Tam It doesn't have to be one of the ladies,

757
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:47,839
Speaker 2: but you your preference would be the ladiest before the dudes.

758
00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:52,799
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay it so yeah yeah yeah?

759
00:35:52,920 --> 00:36:00,320
Speaker 4: And then men, I'm locked in. I'm locked in in

760
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:01,600
Speaker 4: anybody else?

761
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:02,080
Speaker 6: Yeah?

762
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:05,960
Speaker 2: Any other questions? Has something you can reveal to us?

763
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:06,880
Speaker 18: Oh?

764
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:07,120
Speaker 19: Yeah?

765
00:36:07,239 --> 00:36:07,400
Speaker 13: Do you?

766
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:09,520
Speaker 2: Uh? What kind of watch do you wear? Do you

767
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:13,120
Speaker 2: wear a watch? I don't, you don't do you have

768
00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:13,960
Speaker 2: lots of piercings.

769
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:16,319
Speaker 13: I only have my ears on my belly button, all right,

770
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:17,279
Speaker 13: and that since I was.

771
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:23,919
Speaker 2: Here, here's my thought process, guys. I have so much

772
00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:27,080
Speaker 2: in the fat column that I think almost like I

773
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:28,240
Speaker 2: must be getting fooled.

774
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:30,400
Speaker 5: That's how I feel, is right.

775
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:35,800
Speaker 2: It's all okay, so older. The hair color thing, like

776
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:38,520
Speaker 2: the fact that you like, you know, I put that

777
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:41,719
Speaker 2: for whatever reason in the fat column, right because if

778
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:44,200
Speaker 2: it's like the wild colored stuff, it's one thing. But

779
00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:46,920
Speaker 2: like the wild colored stuff, the android thing, medicine, that's

780
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:49,160
Speaker 2: where you're going with that one. The fact that she

781
00:36:49,239 --> 00:36:51,480
Speaker 2: wears wedges a posts like heels or things like that

782
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:54,040
Speaker 2: same thing with the pants over like a dress.

783
00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:54,640
Speaker 6: Uh.

784
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:57,760
Speaker 2: The fact that she you know, needs cheese to survive

785
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:02,200
Speaker 2: Thanksgiving was her big holid a pet groomer. No offense

786
00:37:02,239 --> 00:37:04,239
Speaker 2: to pet groomers, but I kind of feel like if

787
00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:08,960
Speaker 2: I had the stereotype like yes, be yeah, thirteen different tattoos,

788
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:12,520
Speaker 2: seventh grade drop out, impulsive, whole milk, all these things,

789
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:16,640
Speaker 2: sheet cake, trader, Joe's Sheetcake all those things out of

790
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:19,960
Speaker 2: the fat now under skinny the name Jade true, I

791
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:23,840
Speaker 2: have a skinny column agreed Trader Joe's as a general

792
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:26,200
Speaker 2: rule of thumb, I have in the skinny column going

793
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:29,920
Speaker 2: to the beach as the preferred vacation. She's never been

794
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:32,239
Speaker 2: set up on a date by a friend. Summer is

795
00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:35,000
Speaker 2: her preferred season. Regular soda I have in the in

796
00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:37,600
Speaker 2: the skinny column and also e DM chick.

797
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:40,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, I have the skinny wrestler.

798
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:44,040
Speaker 8: I had two that set that sort of outweigh everything

799
00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:46,080
Speaker 8: of the fat column for me, and I can't totally

800
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:50,640
Speaker 8: explain it. Eight m and living in Maui, like that's

801
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:56,359
Speaker 8: you kind of fit like silence. I too have been

802
00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:58,200
Speaker 8: to Maui, but if you, but not like a full

803
00:37:58,239 --> 00:37:58,800
Speaker 8: time residence.

804
00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:00,480
Speaker 2: She has lived in Maui.

805
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:02,480
Speaker 5: But generationally, I.

806
00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:04,120
Speaker 2: Just got to go with the I just got to

807
00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:06,759
Speaker 2: go with the numbers. And I'm so I'm locking in

808
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:08,520
Speaker 2: on fat. What do you lock in on? I'm looking

809
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:11,240
Speaker 2: on skinny skinny? All right, Greg.

810
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:13,879
Speaker 3: Gory, I'm with you. I think like there's so much

811
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:16,400
Speaker 3: in the fat column that we might be being fooled.

812
00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:18,520
Speaker 3: But I'm gonna stick with my gut and say.

813
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:23,080
Speaker 4: Fat all right, Greg Gory, all right, menace everything screamed

814
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:27,839
Speaker 4: nuclear fat and Sammy and and sea bass.

815
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:30,319
Speaker 2: What did I write the second over her mouth? Yes,

816
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:31,120
Speaker 2: he wrote fat.

817
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:34,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, you have a fat voice.

818
00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:36,000
Speaker 6: But but.

819
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:41,120
Speaker 4: As we talked more and more and more, I started

820
00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:45,120
Speaker 4: leaning skinny and again, yeah, it went back to the

821
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:47,640
Speaker 4: second you start saying eight m and then you drink

822
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:51,080
Speaker 4: regular soda. As you go to Trader Joe's, you drink

823
00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:56,719
Speaker 4: whole milk. So all right, I'm gonna say skinny, even

824
00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:58,680
Speaker 4: though my initial thought, all.

825
00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:02,160
Speaker 7: Right, your thoughts, I will for all the reasons you

826
00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:04,440
Speaker 7: guys have mentioned. And then then the living on the

827
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:07,400
Speaker 7: island thing that gets you big, which is again counterproductive,

828
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:10,440
Speaker 7: but that that goes into her preferring beaches in summer

829
00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:14,040
Speaker 7: and things of that nature. Yeah, yeah, And but I'm

830
00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:16,040
Speaker 7: not gonna try to overthink it. I'm gonna stick with fat.

831
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:18,560
Speaker 7: I'm going to not try to fill myself either side.

832
00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:22,000
Speaker 4: Sammy, I actually think skinny.

833
00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:24,480
Speaker 12: I'm with Gina on this. Eed m to me, super skinny.

834
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:26,520
Speaker 11: You're going to festivals, You're walking around a lot.

835
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:28,920
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, and to enjoy that.

836
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:31,440
Speaker 11: And the loving summer and the beach and then also

837
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:35,520
Speaker 11: the being a mobile pet groomer, which means that she's

838
00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:37,759
Speaker 11: in one of those like little truck van things.

839
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:39,440
Speaker 12: I think you have to be small to even want

840
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:39,920
Speaker 12: to be in that.

841
00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:41,960
Speaker 2: I thought maybe you were confusing that she was walking

842
00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:47,560
Speaker 2: tall for appointments, And yes, I think because we use

843
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:50,480
Speaker 2: we use one of those services. And yeah, you're right, yeah, yeah,

844
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:52,800
Speaker 2: all right, so you're walking in on skinny.

845
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:53,040
Speaker 6: All right.

846
00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:54,240
Speaker 2: Now we have a picture.

847
00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:55,319
Speaker 12: We have three for three.

848
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:56,799
Speaker 4: Yeah, we have three.

849
00:39:56,920 --> 00:39:58,759
Speaker 2: We have a we have a picture that is right

850
00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:00,719
Speaker 2: in front of us. We're gonna open that up. It's

851
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:03,279
Speaker 2: been you know, sealed shut, and we will find out.

852
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:05,880
Speaker 2: Text your vote over to two to nine eighty seven.

853
00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:09,560
Speaker 2: Fat chick or skinny chick. Now on the count of three,

854
00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:13,279
Speaker 2: we will open and find out the answer. Here we're

855
00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:20,960
Speaker 2: going it. Here we go one, two, three.

856
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:22,040
Speaker 6: Open it up.

857
00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:25,800
Speaker 2: Hard.

858
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:30,480
Speaker 5: My god, look how hot she am?

859
00:40:31,239 --> 00:40:34,600
Speaker 2: And now back to the Woody Show. We are the

860
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:37,560
Speaker 2: results of your decision at tune in this morning. It

861
00:40:37,719 --> 00:40:39,960
Speaker 2: is the Woody Show. If you want to give us

862
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:41,879
Speaker 2: a call, I can do that on the phones eight

863
00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:45,640
Speaker 2: seven seven forty four, Woody, send us a text, send

864
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:47,879
Speaker 2: your check ins, whatever you got over to two two

865
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:51,279
Speaker 2: nine eight seven. All right, So what is old is

866
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:55,640
Speaker 2: new again? The once popular social media app Vine making

867
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:59,480
Speaker 2: a comeback sorta, but with an AI twist. The people

868
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:01,719
Speaker 2: over at Twitter X whatever you want to call it,

869
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:06,240
Speaker 2: they have recovered the original Vine archive to give users

870
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:09,319
Speaker 2: access to their old content. Yeah. Those are those six

871
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:12,239
Speaker 2: second video Yeah. And on top of that, you'll soon

872
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:15,279
Speaker 2: be able to create six second videos the type that

873
00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:18,399
Speaker 2: made Vine famous, just by typing prompts into a new

874
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:21,759
Speaker 2: tool called groc Imagine. And it's all part of a

875
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:24,480
Speaker 2: plan to turn x into a one stop shop for

876
00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:28,319
Speaker 2: social and entertainment. Now, some people, like Elon's number one

877
00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:31,239
Speaker 2: weirdo fan Sea Bass here, all hyped about it, Others

878
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:35,080
Speaker 2: saying it's just more AI slop, which my wife is

879
00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:38,080
Speaker 2: so turned off by anything AI that she sees online.

880
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:41,320
Speaker 2: She's like, oh my god, it takes no imagination. Just

881
00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:43,400
Speaker 2: type something in there. It's not impressive because it was

882
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:46,120
Speaker 2: just created by a computer. Yeah, it's neat, how you know,

883
00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:49,520
Speaker 2: I guess kind of realistic, but like, there's nothing real

884
00:41:49,560 --> 00:41:49,840
Speaker 2: about it.

885
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:50,239
Speaker 10: I didn't know.

886
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:53,600
Speaker 4: Throughout history, everybody that has fought technology and not learned

887
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:54,839
Speaker 4: technology has worked.

888
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:58,279
Speaker 2: She just doesn't find it entertaining. When she's like these

889
00:41:58,360 --> 00:42:00,719
Speaker 2: AI clips, video clips or whatever, don't you go it's

890
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:06,319
Speaker 2: just a eh, Mary, it's not interesting. Playboy is back,

891
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:10,680
Speaker 2: relaunching its Playmate of the Month competition, rebranding it as

892
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:14,040
Speaker 2: the Great Playmates Search. Here we go, Morgan, another chance

893
00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:17,520
Speaker 2: for some money. The Casting Calls Global invites fans to

894
00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:20,320
Speaker 2: vote online. Former playmates will vote on the finalists. The

895
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:25,640
Speaker 2: winner twenty five thousand dollars in cash, a professional photo shoot,

896
00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:29,080
Speaker 2: inclusion in the twenty twenty seven Playboy calendar, a year

897
00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:32,920
Speaker 2: of Honey Burdette lingerie. Sure, I don't know, I've never

898
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:36,760
Speaker 2: heard that brand name before, modeling contracts, and more. Second

899
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:40,120
Speaker 2: place winner will get featured on an inside cover, receive

900
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:44,360
Speaker 2: a fifteen thousand dollars cash prize, and some other similar benefits.

901
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:47,040
Speaker 2: So there you go. It's still yeah. If you got it,

902
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:49,279
Speaker 2: they could work for you. Yeah, why not? Thanks for

903
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:50,719
Speaker 2: giving us some of your time. This morning, we are

904
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:51,439
Speaker 2: the Woodies Show.

905
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:53,759
Speaker 1: To the Woody Show.

906
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:58,440
Speaker 2: Well, the Golden Bachelor is back, you guys. They just

907
00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:03,239
Speaker 2: had their their first new episodisode one of the Bachelorette

908
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:07,200
Speaker 2: seventy one year old Terry. She is a cosmetic dentist.

909
00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:11,120
Speaker 2: She assaulted the new old guy bachelor. Mel was the

910
00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:13,880
Speaker 2: guy who's looking for love. Yeah, with her puppet. She

911
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:16,439
Speaker 2: had this puppet. Now a little quick backstory. Now here's Meil.

912
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:23,600
Speaker 2: She's seventy one years old, George, she looks she's seven.

913
00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:25,040
Speaker 2: I'm like seventy one.

914
00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:27,720
Speaker 5: That's wow, Zion.

915
00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:30,240
Speaker 12: Chris Kardashian did your face?

916
00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:33,920
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she looks incredible. Yeah yeah, what do you think?

917
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:34,800
Speaker 4: Smash your pass?

918
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:39,120
Speaker 2: Smash, smashash. I would never think there's a guy online

919
00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:44,520
Speaker 2: he goes it's like NFL players wives, NFL owners wives. Yeah, yeah,

920
00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:50,680
Speaker 2: he raised that goes, uh smash. It's real thoughtful about it.

921
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:54,080
Speaker 2: It's just his delivery cracks me up. Anyway, So she

922
00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:59,600
Speaker 2: uh had the puppet smack the bachelor guy because again

923
00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:02,800
Speaker 2: the name mel. He was on a podcast and he

924
00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:05,240
Speaker 2: had the nerve to say that he preferred women forty

925
00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:07,839
Speaker 2: five to sixty. He's sixty six.

926
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:09,040
Speaker 5: Of course he does.

927
00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:12,360
Speaker 12: Well, that's probably normal for a sixty six year old guy.

928
00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:15,440
Speaker 2: Right, Okay, but like whatever, that's his preference. Just anything

929
00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:18,759
Speaker 2: else women. You have a rule about height, height, you know,

930
00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:22,919
Speaker 2: yeah whatever. Any So, he addressed this one on the show,

931
00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:24,719
Speaker 2: said it was wrong for the say what else are

932
00:44:24,719 --> 00:44:26,239
Speaker 2: you going to say? In a roomful of old chicks?

933
00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:27,920
Speaker 5: You know, yeah, that's who he was about to date.

934
00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:30,640
Speaker 2: But yeah, here is I have a little clip. This

935
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:34,680
Speaker 2: is uh Terry attacking him with the puppet.

936
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:37,920
Speaker 4: Near Hi mail, I'm Terry from Houston, and this is Carly,

937
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:39,520
Speaker 4: my favorite dental assistant.

938
00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:40,399
Speaker 2: Hy Neil.

939
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:44,520
Speaker 9: I bet you weren't expecting all these women over sixty

940
00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:47,440
Speaker 9: who looks so hot, right, correct?

941
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:50,239
Speaker 2: And I bet you weren't expecting this either.

942
00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:51,200
Speaker 12: That even.

943
00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:55,400
Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever been hit by a puppet before.

944
00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:59,480
Speaker 2: That was for all women over sixty, because he has

945
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:02,200
Speaker 2: never been exposed to women like us.

946
00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:07,320
Speaker 4: She looks better than she sounds. She really stuck it

947
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:07,879
Speaker 4: to him.

948
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:13,040
Speaker 2: Based all that. What do you think did she or

949
00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:14,600
Speaker 2: did she not get a rose?

950
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:15,279
Speaker 19: Oh?

951
00:45:17,239 --> 00:45:20,799
Speaker 4: I mean she sounds annoying. No, but no matter how

952
00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:21,479
Speaker 4: good she looked.

953
00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:23,800
Speaker 5: But it's good content because she's crazy.

954
00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:26,560
Speaker 2: But he's the one that has to give him out.

955
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:27,000
Speaker 6: Yeah.

956
00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:29,120
Speaker 5: But producers, my producers, that's what I'm saying.

957
00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:34,560
Speaker 11: Yes, Yes, I'm going to say yes because he has

958
00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:36,320
Speaker 11: something to proved now that he's not ages.

959
00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:41,480
Speaker 4: I think she got a rosy guy. She's hanging in.

960
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:42,439
Speaker 2: There being hot.

961
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:42,840
Speaker 12: Helps.

962
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:47,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, guys, you brought you brought a puppet. You're out

963
00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:54,359
Speaker 2: exactly doing character voices, but some bile or realness saying

964
00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:57,080
Speaker 2: his angle though because she brought it up, he couldn't

965
00:45:57,360 --> 00:45:57,680
Speaker 2: cut her.

966
00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:00,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, it would look no matter how all annoying she.

967
00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:03,120
Speaker 2: Was someone in the text. What is what do you

968
00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:06,239
Speaker 2: show a golden Masters? Well, I'm glad you asked, uh

969
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:10,239
Speaker 2: Sea Bass. He had this idea a while ago. And

970
00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:13,320
Speaker 2: you know, because there's all these like cam girls, you know,

971
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:16,799
Speaker 2: only it was before we're the only fans or only

972
00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:19,640
Speaker 2: fans is kind of that same idea, right, but you're right,

973
00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:22,319
Speaker 2: this is only fans. This is what all the only

974
00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:25,080
Speaker 2: fans girls were doing before, only fans. They would you know,

975
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:27,600
Speaker 2: set up and they have these cams and they would

976
00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:30,560
Speaker 2: do stuff to themselves and live time.

977
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:32,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, like thement it's like a.

978
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:34,600
Speaker 2: Chat room kind of thing, but like a private chat room.

979
00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:36,160
Speaker 2: You go in there and you would just type in

980
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:39,040
Speaker 2: and like communicate with the girl and you'd say, oh,

981
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:41,960
Speaker 2: I want you to X y Z. And so anyway,

982
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,600
Speaker 2: there's something for everybody. And so you get these you know,

983
00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:48,440
Speaker 2: what what do they call them? Uh, it's mature. I

984
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:50,800
Speaker 2: think it's what they use in the porn world. So

985
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:54,960
Speaker 2: like that for all the ground. It's like grandma stuff,

986
00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:56,839
Speaker 2: you know. So they have like these old women. Yeah,

987
00:46:56,880 --> 00:47:00,680
Speaker 2: they got these old chicks who are who are doing

988
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:04,080
Speaker 2: these these candam Yeah, and so Sea Mass would jump

989
00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:06,880
Speaker 2: in there and he would he would type to them

990
00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:09,160
Speaker 2: and have and so you'll hear like a little like

991
00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:13,080
Speaker 2: kind of sound effect that just means that he's tipping them. Yeah,

992
00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:15,520
Speaker 2: And so they always have It's my favorite part. They

993
00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:18,000
Speaker 2: always have some kind of reaction to it. Yeah, you know,

994
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:21,040
Speaker 2: like some kind of like because some of these chicks

995
00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:24,080
Speaker 2: have devices they're wired in, yeah, that are wired into

996
00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:26,480
Speaker 2: the system so that when you tip them, it's like

997
00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:29,640
Speaker 2: having the remote control for vibrating panties. It hits them

998
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:31,440
Speaker 2: with a yeah.

999
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:31,719
Speaker 13: Right.

1000
00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:34,400
Speaker 2: And and some of these chicks, you know, they have

1001
00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:38,160
Speaker 2: like very dramatic Here's one. This is just to give

1002
00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:40,000
Speaker 2: you an idea. This is from a previous season of

1003
00:47:40,040 --> 00:47:43,320
Speaker 2: what he show a bachelorette. Seed Mass with the with

1004
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:44,080
Speaker 2: the old ladies.

1005
00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:53,360
Speaker 18: Hello, Sebastian, welcome in, good morning, Oh Sebastian. I love that.

1006
00:47:53,600 --> 00:48:02,640
Speaker 18: Hello Sebastian, Thank you baby. Oh I'm sweating. Give it

1007
00:48:02,719 --> 00:48:05,040
Speaker 18: to me all you've got, Sebastian.

1008
00:48:05,719 --> 00:48:08,080
Speaker 6: What's small with he's right your day.

1009
00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:12,160
Speaker 2: Instead of being like a perv and saying like sick

1010
00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:15,359
Speaker 2: sexual stuff, he'll just say like stuff like what makes

1011
00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:19,879
Speaker 2: you smile childhood? When he types it in doesn't ye.

1012
00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:24,399
Speaker 6: What's small with he's right your day?

1013
00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:26,920
Speaker 18: Well, I don't know.

1014
00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:31,320
Speaker 15: I've been told I was amazing three times today already,

1015
00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:36,200
Speaker 15: so that has brightened my day. But in real life,

1016
00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:40,879
Speaker 15: my grand babies brighten my day a million times over.

1017
00:48:42,719 --> 00:48:45,320
Speaker 2: She's sitting there with her old beaver out. You know,

1018
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:52,440
Speaker 2: I like taking taking Sebastian's tips and talking about your grandchildren,

1019
00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:56,239
Speaker 2: talking about your grandchildren when you're muffs out, what are

1020
00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:56,680
Speaker 2: you doing?

1021
00:48:57,080 --> 00:48:58,560
Speaker 15: Are you going to be a good boy and take

1022
00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:02,799
Speaker 15: me to play, Sebastian. You're just gonna throw thirty five

1023
00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:11,080
Speaker 15: cents at me and bte this on your dollar that

1024
00:49:11,239 --> 00:49:13,640
Speaker 15: you tipped. I got thirty five cents off of that,

1025
00:49:17,239 --> 00:49:18,319
Speaker 15: so now I got a dollar.

1026
00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:23,359
Speaker 10: Got it so much?

1027
00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:25,279
Speaker 4: They're literally doing this for a dollar.

1028
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:26,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, let me let me try to find Let me

1029
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:29,000
Speaker 2: try to find one where they got like the over

1030
00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:33,480
Speaker 2: the top like you know, hello that Sebasti.

1031
00:49:34,040 --> 00:49:34,920
Speaker 18: How you love.

1032
00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:44,279
Speaker 20: Oh Sebastion, Oh, and I love it when you do

1033
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:45,239
Speaker 20: that sweetness.

1034
00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:47,759
Speaker 1: Oh it's so good.

1035
00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:50,959
Speaker 18: Oh you're quiet.

1036
00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:56,520
Speaker 2: Next with an expert? Yeah, h button, we're so good

1037
00:49:56,600 --> 00:49:57,120
Speaker 2: with a mouse.

1038
00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:01,840
Speaker 6: What's the most central part of a friendship?

1039
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:06,240
Speaker 20: What's the most what essential part of a friendship?

1040
00:50:07,320 --> 00:50:07,520
Speaker 1: Oh?

1041
00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:11,880
Speaker 4: Honestly, yes, Sebastian.

1042
00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:14,480
Speaker 18: I am going to sit up because.

1043
00:50:14,239 --> 00:50:15,080
Speaker 6: I want to talk to you.

1044
00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:18,080
Speaker 18: I am finding you very very intriguing.

1045
00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:22,160
Speaker 4: You're actually asking me about myself.

1046
00:50:24,840 --> 00:50:27,840
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, So.

1047
00:50:31,560 --> 00:50:33,960
Speaker 6: Who is your favorite actor or actress?

1048
00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:39,200
Speaker 20: Quite like Anthony Hopkins in some of the older roles

1049
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:41,800
Speaker 20: that he's been in, Not because he's British, just because

1050
00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:46,880
Speaker 20: can we do this again? Because you are amazing? You

1051
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:51,160
Speaker 20: are a breath of fresh air. Amazing, Sebastian, You are fabulous.

1052
00:50:51,400 --> 00:50:53,680
Speaker 4: You are fabulous friend.

1053
00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:58,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, hello that Sebastian.

1054
00:50:59,239 --> 00:50:59,919
Speaker 6: How are you love?

1055
00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:06,439
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's a big tip.

1056
00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:10,959
Speaker 5: It is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

1057
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:22,279
Speaker 2: The Woody Show. It is the Woody Show. Welcome back. Well,

1058
00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:25,400
Speaker 2: this dude went around to some popular fast food spots

1059
00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:30,359
Speaker 2: and he is reviewing their least ordered items and then

1060
00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:34,320
Speaker 2: giving giving his review of the least ordered items. I

1061
00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:36,560
Speaker 2: think it's just because I'm so hungry right now. I

1062
00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:40,360
Speaker 2: had kind of like an earlier dinner last night, and

1063
00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:43,600
Speaker 2: then I haven't had anything yet and I'm starving.

1064
00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:46,240
Speaker 4: I don't know. Why do you want me to order something?

1065
00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:46,839
Speaker 6: Yeah?

1066
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:51,520
Speaker 4: Can you order me a large zep bound place large?

1067
00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:56,200
Speaker 2: Because you know this is the day. It's injection day. Yeah, okay, Yeah,

1068
00:51:56,239 --> 00:51:59,279
Speaker 2: so it starts to like, dude, by tomorrow because I'll

1069
00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:01,759
Speaker 2: do it today and then by tomorrow I'll have like

1070
00:52:01,920 --> 00:52:02,880
Speaker 2: no appetite tomorrow.

1071
00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:03,359
Speaker 4: Really.

1072
00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:05,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's good like to take it like on a

1073
00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:08,080
Speaker 2: Thursday or Friday going into a weekend.

1074
00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:09,320
Speaker 5: Yea fall apart.

1075
00:52:09,480 --> 00:52:12,080
Speaker 2: It's the best time because that's when you're you're the appetites,

1076
00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:13,480
Speaker 2: the present parts like that strongest.

1077
00:52:13,600 --> 00:52:16,560
Speaker 3: I'm gonna ask you guys. Does it wear off eventually?

1078
00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:19,080
Speaker 3: Not week by week, But I'm saying, let's say you've

1079
00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:20,920
Speaker 3: been on zep bound for a year, does it your

1080
00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:22,480
Speaker 3: body eventually just kind of get used to it?

1081
00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:24,560
Speaker 5: Yes, I mean that's why you go up in different dosages.

1082
00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:25,839
Speaker 4: Well, then you get to the top.

1083
00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:29,279
Speaker 2: I'm like at the fifteen whatever milligram whatever, whatever, the

1084
00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:33,080
Speaker 2: highest one yeah for zet bound. Yeah, honest, do maybe

1085
00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:33,920
Speaker 2: all like double fist.

1086
00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:40,040
Speaker 4: I've taken breaks for like two months and yeah, I mean,

1087
00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:43,600
Speaker 4: it wasn't insane, yeah, but it did go up the hunger.

1088
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:45,920
Speaker 2: Let's talk about food, Yeah, I am right. So this

1089
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:48,880
Speaker 2: guy goes to some popular fast food spots reviewing their

1090
00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:51,080
Speaker 2: least ordered items.

1091
00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:53,520
Speaker 21: What is the least ordered item at fast food chains?

1092
00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:56,200
Speaker 21: Starting off with McDonald's, which, according to the available data,

1093
00:52:56,320 --> 00:52:57,560
Speaker 21: is actually the filet o fish?

1094
00:52:57,680 --> 00:53:00,479
Speaker 2: All right, now, the fish I love. Yeah, I don't

1095
00:53:00,560 --> 00:53:04,080
Speaker 2: order it very often, nobody does, I guess not, but

1096
00:53:04,160 --> 00:53:06,040
Speaker 2: it's still it hangs around on the menu, and I

1097
00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:08,040
Speaker 2: think maybe it's because they want somebody to have a

1098
00:53:08,120 --> 00:53:08,640
Speaker 2: fish option.

1099
00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:13,879
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, is it just so they have the fish option?

1100
00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:14,719
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1101
00:53:15,160 --> 00:53:17,360
Speaker 21: Elible data is actually the filet o fish. And I

1102
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:19,600
Speaker 21: could see why because this didn't look too appetizing, but

1103
00:53:19,719 --> 00:53:21,560
Speaker 21: to be honest, it didn't taste too terrible. This is

1104
00:53:21,560 --> 00:53:23,839
Speaker 21: similar to Burger king, whose least popular item is their

1105
00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:26,160
Speaker 21: big fish sandwich that actually tasted much better than the

1106
00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:26,839
Speaker 21: file o fish.

1107
00:53:27,280 --> 00:53:30,719
Speaker 2: That is true, Burger King's fish sandwich is better than McDonald's,

1108
00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:34,359
Speaker 2: but I didn't know the big fish. Yeah, big fish,

1109
00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:38,000
Speaker 2: the fla fish is good, and you can ask them

1110
00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:40,160
Speaker 2: to put the big mac sauce instead of the tartar

1111
00:53:40,239 --> 00:53:44,640
Speaker 2: sauce on on the onish and that's that's pretty good.

1112
00:53:44,680 --> 00:53:48,879
Speaker 2: Do they put cheese on the fish? Yeah, yeah, it's good,

1113
00:53:49,080 --> 00:53:50,760
Speaker 2: I just don't think about its.

1114
00:53:50,840 --> 00:53:52,920
Speaker 21: Least popular item is their cool Wrap, which is actually

1115
00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:55,439
Speaker 21: fire and Taco Bell's least popular was a three cheese

1116
00:53:55,520 --> 00:53:57,600
Speaker 21: chicken flat bread melt, which was basically just a fatter

1117
00:53:57,680 --> 00:54:00,480
Speaker 21: case of dia and this was also incredible. And their

1118
00:54:00,560 --> 00:54:02,960
Speaker 21: least popular item is their taco salad, what actually comes

1119
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:05,200
Speaker 21: with an entire side of chili and taste pretty good,

1120
00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:07,920
Speaker 21: So great value there. Starbucks least popular food item is

1121
00:54:07,960 --> 00:54:10,279
Speaker 21: these potato cheddar and Child's Bake, which were like little

1122
00:54:10,360 --> 00:54:13,080
Speaker 21: kishas and tasted quite good, while KFC's was surprising their

1123
00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:14,799
Speaker 21: chicken pot pie, which I personally love.

1124
00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:18,120
Speaker 2: Dude, the chicken pop pye at KFC is bomb.

1125
00:54:18,280 --> 00:54:20,360
Speaker 5: Well was there anything? Is there such thing as a

1126
00:54:20,440 --> 00:54:21,480
Speaker 5: bad chicken pot pie?

1127
00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:21,960
Speaker 2: Yes?

1128
00:54:22,239 --> 00:54:22,680
Speaker 5: Oh really?

1129
00:54:22,840 --> 00:54:23,040
Speaker 6: Yeah?

1130
00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:28,880
Speaker 4: Those frozen ones that you get calendars awesome, Yeah, some

1131
00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:30,279
Speaker 4: of them, like the crust.

1132
00:54:30,040 --> 00:54:37,480
Speaker 3: Is meggat dry Bland's flaky and buttery, yeah calendar, Yeah,

1133
00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:39,520
Speaker 3: the Marie calendars is I agree, it is good.

1134
00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:42,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, really, but there's some out there non Marie.

1135
00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:46,239
Speaker 2: It's like, I'll order a chicken pot pie just eat

1136
00:54:46,320 --> 00:54:49,000
Speaker 2: the crust on the top, the same way I'll order

1137
00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:52,080
Speaker 2: French onion soup just to eat the cheese the top.

1138
00:54:52,520 --> 00:54:53,759
Speaker 5: Yeah so good.

1139
00:54:54,520 --> 00:54:57,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, Costco chicken pot pie was so tempted.

1140
00:54:57,560 --> 00:54:59,759
Speaker 4: The only thing about chicken pot pie is you never know.

1141
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,320
Speaker 4: They're kind of like hot pockets, where you never know,

1142
00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:05,840
Speaker 4: like the degree of how hot it is, and you're like, Okay,

1143
00:55:05,920 --> 00:55:09,480
Speaker 4: it's good, and then it's just a thousand skin off

1144
00:55:09,520 --> 00:55:09,839
Speaker 4: your mouth.

1145
00:55:09,920 --> 00:55:12,359
Speaker 21: Blair food item is these potato cheddar and Child's Bake,

1146
00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:14,680
Speaker 21: which were like little kishes and tasted quite good, while

1147
00:55:14,719 --> 00:55:17,640
Speaker 21: KFC's was surprising their chicken pot pie, which I personally love,

1148
00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:20,320
Speaker 21: but definitely the most underrated, least popular item from a

1149
00:55:20,360 --> 00:55:22,320
Speaker 21: fast food chain how to have come from Duncan with

1150
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:24,680
Speaker 21: their white cheddar bagel twist taking the cake as the

1151
00:55:24,719 --> 00:55:25,759
Speaker 21: best item of the day.

1152
00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:29,640
Speaker 2: White cheddar bagel twist twists. Okay, it looks good in

1153
00:55:29,719 --> 00:55:32,799
Speaker 2: the video. I've never even heard of it. Yeah, I'm

1154
00:55:32,840 --> 00:55:35,560
Speaker 2: willing to try it, like right now, the white cheddar

1155
00:55:35,640 --> 00:55:39,279
Speaker 2: What white bagel twist? White cheddar bagel twist?

1156
00:55:39,400 --> 00:55:42,000
Speaker 5: Like it's like garlic knots but a long yeah.

1157
00:55:42,560 --> 00:55:48,319
Speaker 2: All right, yeah, it looks really good. Really yeah. Four,

1158
00:55:48,600 --> 00:55:50,640
Speaker 2: he text us over to two to nine eight seven.

1159
00:55:54,920 --> 00:55:58,560
Speaker 2: All right, So a woman in LA saw a guy

1160
00:55:58,719 --> 00:56:01,960
Speaker 2: cut in line. In it Out, but they told her

1161
00:56:02,640 --> 00:56:06,399
Speaker 2: that he didn't actually get away with it. Okay, check

1162
00:56:06,440 --> 00:56:08,200
Speaker 2: out what in and Out does. I don't know if

1163
00:56:08,200 --> 00:56:10,040
Speaker 2: this is like a company thing or this is kind

1164
00:56:10,080 --> 00:56:12,759
Speaker 2: of like an unspoken thing among the employees, but this

1165
00:56:12,840 --> 00:56:14,600
Speaker 2: is what in and Out does when they catch a

1166
00:56:14,840 --> 00:56:15,560
Speaker 2: line cutter.

1167
00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:18,320
Speaker 4: Everybody's waiting in line on this side street.

1168
00:56:18,320 --> 00:56:19,520
Speaker 2: There's so many cars in line.

1169
00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:24,000
Speaker 9: This silver Toyota cuts everybody right at the corner of

1170
00:56:24,080 --> 00:56:24,840
Speaker 9: the side street in.

1171
00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:26,840
Speaker 2: The driveway, and I see it all happen.

1172
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:29,040
Speaker 12: The staff still takes their order and everything.

1173
00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:30,360
Speaker 4: That guy just cut everybody.

1174
00:56:30,480 --> 00:56:31,080
Speaker 2: There's no way.

1175
00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:33,560
Speaker 9: So when it was my attorney to order, I placed

1176
00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:35,200
Speaker 9: my order and then I was like, by the way,

1177
00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:38,399
Speaker 9: like that silver Toyota cut everybody in line.

1178
00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:39,759
Speaker 2: He's like, oh yeah, I saw them do that.

1179
00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:41,680
Speaker 9: They put like a home run note is what he

1180
00:56:41,800 --> 00:56:44,799
Speaker 9: called it, which basically means that they're going to take

1181
00:56:44,800 --> 00:56:47,920
Speaker 9: his order, but they'll tell him to pull out, put

1182
00:56:47,960 --> 00:56:49,960
Speaker 9: his blinkers on. In the front and then they're just

1183
00:56:50,040 --> 00:56:52,480
Speaker 9: going to take way longer to make his order as

1184
00:56:52,560 --> 00:56:53,759
Speaker 9: if he were to wait in line.

1185
00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:55,600
Speaker 12: Anyways, I love In and Out so much.

1186
00:56:56,080 --> 00:56:56,440
Speaker 2: I love that.

1187
00:56:56,600 --> 00:56:57,040
Speaker 5: That's good.

1188
00:56:57,120 --> 00:56:59,160
Speaker 3: I heard about that and I couldn't remember the name

1189
00:56:59,200 --> 00:57:01,120
Speaker 3: of it. Home running them Yeah funny.

1190
00:57:02,160 --> 00:57:03,640
Speaker 2: So it makes it's like punishing them.

1191
00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:07,160
Speaker 8: Because they wouldn't be able to get away with being like, sorry,

1192
00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:08,759
Speaker 8: we don't have an order for you, you know, like

1193
00:57:09,480 --> 00:57:10,239
Speaker 8: keep sending them through.

1194
00:57:10,239 --> 00:57:11,759
Speaker 2: But this is perfect love it.

1195
00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:15,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, but when that legit happens to you, when you

1196
00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:21,400
Speaker 4: get hate that, why why maybe you could.

1197
00:57:22,720 --> 00:57:26,200
Speaker 2: Just let me just let me sit here because in

1198
00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:28,040
Speaker 2: anticipation at the window.

1199
00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:31,120
Speaker 4: When I do go to In and Out, that has

1200
00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:33,120
Speaker 4: not happened to me, But because they don't have a

1201
00:57:33,160 --> 00:57:37,160
Speaker 4: spot for it like McDonald's. Yeah but McDonald's, and thankfully

1202
00:57:37,240 --> 00:57:38,800
Speaker 4: it hasn't happened to me in a really long time.

1203
00:57:39,200 --> 00:57:39,600
Speaker 4: It does.

1204
00:57:40,720 --> 00:57:42,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just.

1205
00:57:43,640 --> 00:57:44,240
Speaker 4: Ruins your day.

1206
00:57:44,400 --> 00:57:46,840
Speaker 5: You're like, why am I waiting going to forget about me?

1207
00:57:47,880 --> 00:57:50,080
Speaker 2: I mean we used to do things with difficult customers

1208
00:57:50,120 --> 00:57:52,000
Speaker 2: when I worked fast food, Like they would put in

1209
00:57:52,040 --> 00:57:55,280
Speaker 2: a special like grill order, and it's like that's what

1210
00:57:55,320 --> 00:57:57,480
Speaker 2: they're saying they would note the order basically because there

1211
00:57:57,560 --> 00:58:00,280
Speaker 2: was a home run, right, but ours would be a

1212
00:58:00,320 --> 00:58:02,960
Speaker 2: special grill order on a on a regular whether it

1213
00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:07,120
Speaker 2: were no no onions or no ketchup requests, that just

1214
00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:09,560
Speaker 2: means that they were difficult. And that's when the guys

1215
00:58:09,560 --> 00:58:12,320
Speaker 2: of the grill would do something and I don't know exactly,

1216
00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:15,280
Speaker 2: like they serve him a or something.

1217
00:58:15,400 --> 00:58:15,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I.

1218
00:58:15,960 --> 00:58:18,040
Speaker 2: Told you that they would. They would spray every once

1219
00:58:18,040 --> 00:58:20,160
Speaker 2: in a while with that like stainless steel cleaner, like

1220
00:58:21,160 --> 00:58:25,560
Speaker 2: like just just accidentally dropped the patty on the ground.

1221
00:58:25,680 --> 00:58:29,200
Speaker 2: And that was before the term Karen existed.

1222
00:58:29,360 --> 00:58:31,480
Speaker 4: When I worked at Little Caesars, we never did anything

1223
00:58:31,560 --> 00:58:34,640
Speaker 4: like that. We're never no, We never messed with anybody's order,

1224
00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:36,720
Speaker 4: even if they were weird. And we did have this

1225
00:58:36,920 --> 00:58:39,880
Speaker 4: weird one guy that would come in and he would

1226
00:58:40,360 --> 00:58:42,800
Speaker 4: keep his motorcycle humet on so you can see his face,

1227
00:58:43,120 --> 00:58:45,600
Speaker 4: and he demanded that we pulled out the pizza early

1228
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:49,720
Speaker 4: so I had no burn spots on the cheese, burn

1229
00:58:49,800 --> 00:58:52,400
Speaker 4: spot on the cheese. He would make us do it again.

1230
00:58:52,480 --> 00:58:55,400
Speaker 2: So it was like, Howard Hughes so weird, So you're

1231
00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:55,960
Speaker 2: not welcome here.

1232
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:58,120
Speaker 5: Sir, Yeah, your business isn't needed.

1233
00:58:58,880 --> 00:59:02,040
Speaker 2: Trying to even even the other place. It wasn't fast food.

1234
00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:04,000
Speaker 2: It was like a sit down and order, like a

1235
00:59:04,120 --> 00:59:07,440
Speaker 2: Denny's kind of place. Same thing, man, When someone was difficult,

1236
00:59:07,520 --> 00:59:08,200
Speaker 2: they got messed with.

1237
00:59:08,520 --> 00:59:10,600
Speaker 3: See I worked at a pizza place. We never messed

1238
00:59:10,720 --> 00:59:13,440
Speaker 3: with food. But there were things I did that I'm

1239
00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:16,360
Speaker 3: ashamed of, Like when we had a baseball team come

1240
00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:18,520
Speaker 3: in and there was just tons and tons and tons

1241
00:59:18,520 --> 00:59:20,200
Speaker 3: of people and we were running low on plates and

1242
00:59:20,240 --> 00:59:22,760
Speaker 3: they were all soaking in the sink. I might have

1243
00:59:22,960 --> 00:59:24,640
Speaker 3: just grabbed them and dried them.

1244
00:59:24,680 --> 00:59:30,480
Speaker 2: And that They weren't even being difficult, it was just

1245
00:59:30,560 --> 00:59:32,520
Speaker 2: there was a big party of people. You didn't have time.

1246
00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:35,840
Speaker 2: This was exclusive to people who were being dicks. Like

1247
00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:39,360
Speaker 2: if I existing, if you're being treating someone like they're

1248
00:59:39,360 --> 00:59:42,840
Speaker 2: your your slave servant kind of person. Yeah, they're waiting tables.

1249
00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:46,160
Speaker 2: But if you're just being this like super high maintenance, demanding,

1250
00:59:46,800 --> 00:59:50,400
Speaker 2: not friendly, just you know, you know the person they

1251
00:59:50,440 --> 00:59:52,520
Speaker 2: got messed with. But if you put cleaner on food,

1252
00:59:52,560 --> 00:59:56,959
Speaker 2: you can get them sick. Of course. Now the grill

1253
00:59:56,960 --> 00:59:59,919
Speaker 2: a fast food place, Greg, and I wasn't working the grill.

1254
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:01,800
Speaker 2: I was a cashier, as you remember, So if somebody

1255
01:00:01,880 --> 01:00:04,120
Speaker 2: was difficult, yes I did put the quote grill order

1256
01:00:04,200 --> 01:00:07,080
Speaker 2: in letting them know. But as far as what happened,

1257
01:00:07,160 --> 01:00:09,840
Speaker 2: I might have heard about some things, I didn't participate

1258
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:12,960
Speaker 2: as far as doing the actual actual spread. Just know

1259
01:00:13,160 --> 01:00:16,520
Speaker 2: some some of the types of things that happened back

1260
01:00:16,560 --> 01:00:19,560
Speaker 2: when I sold self. Yes, you're right, yeah, that's I

1261
01:00:19,600 --> 01:00:20,720
Speaker 2: wouldn't take that risk.

1262
01:00:20,880 --> 01:00:23,400
Speaker 4: When I sold cell phones, we did mess with people

1263
01:00:23,440 --> 01:00:26,240
Speaker 4: that were being rude because back in the day in

1264
01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:28,959
Speaker 4: the mall where they sold cell phones in the middle

1265
01:00:28,960 --> 01:00:32,440
Speaker 4: of the mall, they those were pretty much just middle men,

1266
01:00:32,760 --> 01:00:34,920
Speaker 4: you know. They weren't like actually AIGHTE and T or

1267
01:00:35,040 --> 01:00:37,680
Speaker 4: Verizon or whatever. They were just a middle company, so

1268
01:00:37,880 --> 01:00:41,360
Speaker 4: you weren't actually buying the company from them directly, and

1269
01:00:41,560 --> 01:00:44,959
Speaker 4: so they had customer service issues. They would we would

1270
01:00:45,040 --> 01:00:47,280
Speaker 4: have to call a number and actually call for Rizon

1271
01:00:47,400 --> 01:00:49,520
Speaker 4: and say, hey, can you fix their problem? But if

1272
01:00:49,520 --> 01:00:51,600
Speaker 4: they're being rude, they're like, here, call the number yourself.

1273
01:00:51,880 --> 01:00:53,760
Speaker 4: And one time just like did not like that, and

1274
01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:54,680
Speaker 4: she threw a phone at me.

1275
01:00:55,440 --> 01:00:58,960
Speaker 2: So I had to call them all copic, we got

1276
01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:02,200
Speaker 2: more what show for you next seconds coming up? Next

1277
01:01:02,280 --> 01:01:03,000
Speaker 2: on the Woody Show.

1278
01:01:03,160 --> 01:01:06,480
Speaker 16: Maybe it'll be something like we're just getting you know

1279
01:01:06,520 --> 01:01:08,840
Speaker 16: what I'm saying, I'm just getting up, enjoying.

1280
01:01:08,600 --> 01:01:11,760
Speaker 2: Myself, or something much darker. Yeah, I forget, I'll just die.

1281
01:01:11,960 --> 01:01:13,960
Speaker 7: Cares have you taken like a bunch of photos now

1282
01:01:14,040 --> 01:01:15,560
Speaker 7: so that your daughter can put those up at her

1283
01:01:15,600 --> 01:01:16,439
Speaker 7: wedding when you're gone?

1284
01:01:16,600 --> 01:01:19,160
Speaker 2: Yeah? This my dad would have loved to have been here. Yeah, exactly,

1285
01:01:19,160 --> 01:01:23,200
Speaker 2: But he said to a Woody Show back in a bit.

1286
01:01:24,720 --> 01:01:26,520
Speaker 2: I feel like this is more for people who the

1287
01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:30,479
Speaker 2: next step would be drinking hand sanitize. No Woody Show,

1288
01:01:31,640 --> 01:01:36,120
Speaker 2: it needs the Woody Show. Wooding, Gregg's Venice, Sammy Sea Bass,

1289
01:01:36,680 --> 01:01:40,160
Speaker 2: group of Clowns as always here dancing and juggling for

1290
01:01:40,240 --> 01:01:42,880
Speaker 2: your enjoyment this morning. Phones are open at eight seven

1291
01:01:42,960 --> 01:01:46,200
Speaker 2: seven forty four Woody text us over to two two

1292
01:01:46,560 --> 01:01:51,120
Speaker 2: nine eight seven and Greg, what one of your favorite

1293
01:01:51,200 --> 01:01:53,360
Speaker 2: kind of stories? All right, I'll give you a clue.

1294
01:01:54,080 --> 01:01:58,640
Speaker 2: This one isn't about people releasing balloons. So any guesses

1295
01:01:58,680 --> 01:01:59,800
Speaker 2: in the room. What it's about?

1296
01:02:00,960 --> 01:02:02,560
Speaker 4: Running water, running water?

1297
01:02:02,880 --> 01:02:03,440
Speaker 2: Good guess?

1298
01:02:04,320 --> 01:02:04,840
Speaker 4: Garbage?

1299
01:02:05,040 --> 01:02:06,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, tarking outside your own home?

1300
01:02:07,280 --> 01:02:07,440
Speaker 6: Right?

1301
01:02:08,280 --> 01:02:11,040
Speaker 2: A message in a bottle, A message in a bottle

1302
01:02:12,240 --> 01:02:15,080
Speaker 2: those eighties. This time a kid in Florida who found

1303
01:02:15,080 --> 01:02:17,320
Speaker 2: a message in a bottle the two kids in Hawaii

1304
01:02:17,480 --> 01:02:20,479
Speaker 2: had tossed in the ocean seven years ago. Oh wow.

1305
01:02:20,720 --> 01:02:23,800
Speaker 2: Eleven year old Josie Law of Michigan was vacation with

1306
01:02:23,880 --> 01:02:26,120
Speaker 2: her family there in Florida, found it in the water

1307
01:02:26,280 --> 01:02:29,680
Speaker 2: near Bradenton. The note with a thirteen year old and

1308
01:02:29,680 --> 01:02:34,280
Speaker 2: an eight year old dated August seventeenth, twenty eighteen. You

1309
01:02:34,360 --> 01:02:36,000
Speaker 2: want to hear what the what was in the note?

1310
01:02:36,440 --> 01:02:38,840
Speaker 2: I hope you find this message. Here's the here's the

1311
01:02:38,920 --> 01:02:41,800
Speaker 2: girl and her mom talking about the bottle. I saw

1312
01:02:41,840 --> 01:02:45,360
Speaker 2: the knowing battle. Hello people who found this, you will

1313
01:02:45,520 --> 01:02:49,680
Speaker 2: be happy that you found this. Why because you will

1314
01:02:49,840 --> 01:02:53,200
Speaker 2: know me with this number. And I just popped into

1315
01:02:53,240 --> 01:02:55,760
Speaker 2: my phone and decided to text. They text me about

1316
01:02:55,920 --> 01:02:57,640
Speaker 2: it was actually a twenty one year old girl from

1317
01:02:57,680 --> 01:03:01,360
Speaker 2: Hawaii and her little brother who had also found a

1318
01:03:01,440 --> 01:03:05,440
Speaker 2: message in a bottle. Yeah, everybody gets now they know

1319
01:03:05,520 --> 01:03:07,200
Speaker 2: who they can send the littering fine too.

1320
01:03:07,960 --> 01:03:09,560
Speaker 4: It's like that old school what do they do in

1321
01:03:09,640 --> 01:03:11,520
Speaker 4: the mail? The fording thing?

1322
01:03:13,280 --> 01:03:17,080
Speaker 2: Chain mail. People are arguing online about this if the

1323
01:03:17,160 --> 01:03:20,160
Speaker 2: story is real or not because if it really did

1324
01:03:20,240 --> 01:03:22,320
Speaker 2: start in Hawaii, it went a very long way to

1325
01:03:22,360 --> 01:03:25,280
Speaker 2: get to Florida. Yeah, And the argument is because the

1326
01:03:25,320 --> 01:03:28,880
Speaker 2: ocean currents would have had to float down to the

1327
01:03:28,960 --> 01:03:32,640
Speaker 2: tip of South America, up the coast of Africa, back

1328
01:03:32,720 --> 01:03:35,080
Speaker 2: across the Atlantic Ocean to the Florida coast.

1329
01:03:35,600 --> 01:03:37,080
Speaker 5: You know, would that have taken seven years?

1330
01:03:37,440 --> 01:03:40,360
Speaker 2: So do you buy it? Text yes or no over

1331
01:03:40,440 --> 01:03:42,640
Speaker 2: to two two nine eighty seven. Or is this mom

1332
01:03:42,680 --> 01:03:44,600
Speaker 2: and this whole girl just a couple of attention horse,

1333
01:03:48,400 --> 01:03:50,800
Speaker 2: I mean their pro litters, so they're probably pro lying.

1334
01:03:50,920 --> 01:03:53,040
Speaker 2: I don't think they cordated. You're completely made up.

1335
01:03:53,200 --> 01:03:55,120
Speaker 12: Yes, what I'm saying it sounds unrealistic.

1336
01:03:55,200 --> 01:03:56,919
Speaker 2: That's the arguments one or the other. You either believe

1337
01:03:56,960 --> 01:03:59,040
Speaker 2: it happened and it did. All that a couple of bitches,

1338
01:03:59,080 --> 01:04:02,520
Speaker 2: you know. Text your vote over to two two nine

1339
01:04:02,720 --> 01:04:04,720
Speaker 2: eight seven. What a love go?

1340
01:04:13,120 --> 01:04:13,480
Speaker 6: All right?

1341
01:04:14,360 --> 01:04:15,480
Speaker 2: Welcome back everybody?

1342
01:04:16,960 --> 01:04:17,160
Speaker 9: Yep?

1343
01:04:19,080 --> 01:04:22,920
Speaker 2: Uh, so, how's it going? Have you heard anything more

1344
01:04:23,040 --> 01:04:27,000
Speaker 2: bored about? Uh? Tyler's lady?

1345
01:04:27,480 --> 01:04:27,600
Speaker 18: Is that?

1346
01:04:27,720 --> 01:04:27,760
Speaker 6: Like?

1347
01:04:27,920 --> 01:04:29,320
Speaker 2: Are they are they boyfriend? Girlfriend?

1348
01:04:29,360 --> 01:04:29,480
Speaker 10: Now?

1349
01:04:30,320 --> 01:04:33,440
Speaker 19: I've heard that they have another date coming up in

1350
01:04:33,520 --> 01:04:36,440
Speaker 19: the near future. I know that they live at distance apart,

1351
01:04:36,520 --> 01:04:39,560
Speaker 19: so they're trying to uh make best use of their time.

1352
01:04:39,560 --> 01:04:42,680
Speaker 2: Oh there, I see him. But Tyler, so it's going well, right,

1353
01:04:42,760 --> 01:04:44,200
Speaker 2: Tyler Tiler, is this your girlfriend?

1354
01:04:44,280 --> 01:04:44,400
Speaker 6: Now?

1355
01:04:44,760 --> 01:04:46,640
Speaker 2: No, let's let's not use that word shop.

1356
01:04:47,080 --> 01:04:48,960
Speaker 4: I just ask. I think he's only gone on like

1357
01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:49,800
Speaker 4: two days or something.

1358
01:04:50,040 --> 01:04:52,400
Speaker 2: We've only gone on one guy like him moves quick.

1359
01:04:52,640 --> 01:04:54,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, you got to you gotta trap him. I mean

1360
01:04:54,960 --> 01:04:57,280
Speaker 4: you gotta, like you know that. We keep on hearing

1361
01:04:57,320 --> 01:05:00,720
Speaker 4: about this distance thing, but you never explaining, like how

1362
01:05:00,800 --> 01:05:01,560
Speaker 4: far the distance?

1363
01:05:02,120 --> 01:05:07,600
Speaker 2: The distance between me and her about seventy miles? Oh yeah, okay, cool,

1364
01:05:07,720 --> 01:05:11,160
Speaker 2: I've done something like that, so that's a no big deal. Yeah,

1365
01:05:11,200 --> 01:05:13,960
Speaker 2: seventy miles. That's a road trip. Yeah. I had a

1366
01:05:14,360 --> 01:05:17,680
Speaker 2: long distance thing with my wife when we first started dating.

1367
01:05:17,720 --> 01:05:19,600
Speaker 2: I was living in San Francisco, she was living in

1368
01:05:19,640 --> 01:05:22,000
Speaker 2: Saint Louis. We had just been friends forever, and we

1369
01:05:22,080 --> 01:05:23,200
Speaker 2: always had these conversations like.

1370
01:05:23,200 --> 01:05:24,320
Speaker 4: Oh, I got to find somebody more like you.

1371
01:05:24,480 --> 01:05:26,520
Speaker 2: I got to find somebody more like You're like, well,

1372
01:05:26,560 --> 01:05:28,840
Speaker 2: what if we just tried it and it was long distance?

1373
01:05:28,880 --> 01:05:31,280
Speaker 2: So every weekend Friday after the show, I'd get on

1374
01:05:31,360 --> 01:05:34,200
Speaker 2: a plane. I'd fly three and a half hours whatever

1375
01:05:34,200 --> 01:05:36,080
Speaker 2: it was to Saint Louis. I'd spend the weekend there

1376
01:05:36,160 --> 01:05:39,480
Speaker 2: Sunday afternoon, fly back to San Francisco and do and

1377
01:05:39,520 --> 01:05:42,160
Speaker 2: then she would show you guys as well every once

1378
01:05:42,200 --> 01:05:43,960
Speaker 2: in a while, but it's mostly me making that trip

1379
01:05:44,040 --> 01:05:46,800
Speaker 2: to UH to Saint Louis and all those things. And

1380
01:05:46,880 --> 01:05:49,040
Speaker 2: then you figure it out, because then that distance either

1381
01:05:49,080 --> 01:05:51,360
Speaker 2: becomes a thing where it's like good, there's this distance,

1382
01:05:51,440 --> 01:05:53,240
Speaker 2: it doesn't have to be awkward, or it's one of

1383
01:05:53,280 --> 01:05:56,360
Speaker 2: those well, you know, we would rather be together more.

1384
01:05:56,480 --> 01:05:58,160
Speaker 2: And then and then you figure it out. And she

1385
01:05:58,320 --> 01:06:01,720
Speaker 2: eventually lived with you. She did, yeah, when she moved

1386
01:06:01,720 --> 01:06:05,960
Speaker 2: out there. But speaking of San Francisco, this bachelorette is

1387
01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:08,920
Speaker 2: saying that the dating sites aren't working for her anymore,

1388
01:06:08,960 --> 01:06:11,280
Speaker 2: and so she's taking things to the next level. Her

1389
01:06:11,360 --> 01:06:15,760
Speaker 2: name is Lisa, and down one of the busier highways,

1390
01:06:15,840 --> 01:06:17,960
Speaker 2: it's on the one oh one, she put these billboards

1391
01:06:18,040 --> 01:06:21,120
Speaker 2: up and got her face on them, advertising her website,

1392
01:06:21,920 --> 01:06:24,120
Speaker 2: and they've been up there for about a month and

1393
01:06:25,120 --> 01:06:28,400
Speaker 2: she says it's like safety, like a safety measure, you

1394
01:06:28,440 --> 01:06:31,160
Speaker 2: know what I mean. So she's doing this very publicly.

1395
01:06:31,960 --> 01:06:33,960
Speaker 2: This is not some pr stuff, but I want to know, like,

1396
01:06:34,120 --> 01:06:35,480
Speaker 2: do you believe it?

1397
01:06:36,160 --> 01:06:36,200
Speaker 4: Like?

1398
01:06:36,320 --> 01:06:38,720
Speaker 2: Do you believe this is not a publicity? Do you

1399
01:06:38,800 --> 01:06:44,040
Speaker 2: really believe that she's looking for somebodyship. Yeah, she was

1400
01:06:44,120 --> 01:06:47,640
Speaker 2: previously engaged to her long term boyfriend, but he sadly

1401
01:06:47,760 --> 01:06:51,280
Speaker 2: passed away two years ago. And while that sucks, at

1402
01:06:51,360 --> 01:06:53,280
Speaker 2: least it proves that she'll be with you to the

1403
01:06:53,440 --> 01:06:57,760
Speaker 2: very end if you're interested in applying to be her beloved. Oh,

1404
01:06:58,960 --> 01:07:01,440
Speaker 2: the website has an Apple location page. It shows what

1405
01:07:01,560 --> 01:07:04,520
Speaker 2: her likes and dislikes are, what her non negotiables are. Yeah,

1406
01:07:04,560 --> 01:07:07,920
Speaker 2: here's here's a here's a little clip. It's been months

1407
01:07:07,960 --> 01:07:10,080
Speaker 2: since I've been on a date. I can't even get

1408
01:07:10,120 --> 01:07:11,840
Speaker 2: men to talk to me on any of the apps.

1409
01:07:11,920 --> 01:07:14,480
Speaker 12: I don't understand what's going on, but I figured it's.

1410
01:07:14,400 --> 01:07:15,440
Speaker 2: Time for a bold move.

1411
01:07:15,680 --> 01:07:17,960
Speaker 13: And what's bolder than running billboards on the side of

1412
01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:21,120
Speaker 13: a major highway to essentially market myself?

1413
01:07:21,480 --> 01:07:24,320
Speaker 4: All right, So yeah, she's definitely marketing herself.

1414
01:07:25,640 --> 01:07:28,000
Speaker 2: This is a real endeavor, and my primary goal is

1415
01:07:28,320 --> 01:07:30,240
Speaker 2: the love of my life, get married and start a fam.

1416
01:07:30,360 --> 01:07:35,920
Speaker 11: Now followers very much like I'm sure you all remember

1417
01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:38,240
Speaker 11: the Mary, Kate and Ashley movie billboard down.

1418
01:07:38,360 --> 01:07:42,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, billboard up. And that's the end up getting their date,

1419
01:07:44,560 --> 01:07:47,520
Speaker 2: you know, and uh yeah, publicity whatever, it's working people

1420
01:07:47,520 --> 01:07:50,600
Speaker 2: were talking about. But okay, so go to Mary Lisa

1421
01:07:50,720 --> 01:07:53,280
Speaker 2: dot com. You can see some pictures. M A R

1422
01:07:53,480 --> 01:07:55,800
Speaker 2: R Y l I s a dot com.

1423
01:07:56,640 --> 01:07:59,320
Speaker 12: She has to do that. There's some pictures, no offense,

1424
01:08:00,160 --> 01:08:05,800
Speaker 12: what Morgan, it's really nice. She's like this Petita my opinion.

1425
01:08:06,680 --> 01:08:09,600
Speaker 4: There's a couple of pictures. Get normal.

1426
01:08:10,920 --> 01:08:13,000
Speaker 2: She's like a regular not a supermodel, but she's like

1427
01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:13,840
Speaker 2: a normal looking chick.

1428
01:08:13,880 --> 01:08:15,080
Speaker 4: She's she's nice.

1429
01:08:15,440 --> 01:08:17,920
Speaker 12: Yeah, it's still marketing. I don't think she really wants love.

1430
01:08:18,160 --> 01:08:18,800
Speaker 5: I think she does.

1431
01:08:18,960 --> 01:08:20,559
Speaker 12: I think she does really.

1432
01:08:20,520 --> 01:08:22,240
Speaker 5: To the point where she might be crazy.

1433
01:08:23,280 --> 01:08:26,360
Speaker 2: There's a couple more pictures by watches like Mary.

1434
01:08:31,680 --> 01:08:34,400
Speaker 19: She loves cats and she's artistic and creative. I mean,

1435
01:08:34,439 --> 01:08:36,639
Speaker 19: we have somebody in the studio that loves cats.

1436
01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:41,640
Speaker 2: What about Menji? You know what, men she would look

1437
01:08:41,680 --> 01:08:44,960
Speaker 2: good with her she needs Yeah, you know what, Menji.

1438
01:08:45,080 --> 01:08:46,920
Speaker 2: This this looks like a chick that you I think

1439
01:08:46,960 --> 01:08:48,679
Speaker 2: you guys like would match well.

1440
01:08:49,200 --> 01:08:52,439
Speaker 12: Is a good idea almost related, I mean high.

1441
01:08:52,439 --> 01:08:56,519
Speaker 2: Energy, healthy, active lifestyle and yeah, take a look at

1442
01:08:56,560 --> 01:09:01,240
Speaker 2: the picture energy Okay, I'm looking at the picture. Yeah, okay.

1443
01:09:01,320 --> 01:09:03,040
Speaker 17: So there's one thing that I think that I don't

1444
01:09:03,120 --> 01:09:06,880
Speaker 17: qualify for this because she lists that her non negotiables

1445
01:09:07,400 --> 01:09:09,200
Speaker 17: is that this person must have.

1446
01:09:09,360 --> 01:09:10,479
Speaker 4: A bachelor's degree.

1447
01:09:10,920 --> 01:09:14,360
Speaker 2: Oh, she'll get over a random bachelor's degree. What do

1448
01:09:14,400 --> 01:09:15,240
Speaker 2: you only have a doctorate?

1449
01:09:15,400 --> 01:09:16,600
Speaker 4: No, I'm sorry, I.

1450
01:09:18,439 --> 01:09:20,160
Speaker 12: Dress you dressed like you have on them.

1451
01:09:20,320 --> 01:09:24,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you can, don't worry about that. Yeah. What

1452
01:09:24,520 --> 01:09:26,200
Speaker 2: are some of her other non negotiables? Do you have

1453
01:09:26,200 --> 01:09:26,920
Speaker 2: the other ones up there?

1454
01:09:27,439 --> 01:09:27,559
Speaker 1: Uh?

1455
01:09:28,200 --> 01:09:30,600
Speaker 17: Okay, yeah, let's see it must be on board with

1456
01:09:30,640 --> 01:09:35,960
Speaker 17: a monogamous relationship. You're fine with that, right, Yeah, let's

1457
01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:39,759
Speaker 17: see a marriage or dating with the intention of marriage,

1458
01:09:39,960 --> 01:09:40,839
Speaker 17: stating a family.

1459
01:09:40,640 --> 01:09:43,599
Speaker 2: With what are your intentions? Do you do you want

1460
01:09:43,640 --> 01:09:47,160
Speaker 2: to be married someday or no? You know what, I'm open,

1461
01:09:47,360 --> 01:09:48,280
Speaker 2: you know, I'm open to it.

1462
01:09:48,400 --> 01:09:51,160
Speaker 17: Yeah, I'm not like super set on Oh I need

1463
01:09:51,240 --> 01:09:53,360
Speaker 17: to get married and you have a family all that stuff.

1464
01:09:53,560 --> 01:09:55,600
Speaker 5: And did you have any tattoos or piercings because she

1465
01:09:55,600 --> 01:09:56,120
Speaker 5: doesn't like that.

1466
01:09:56,800 --> 01:10:00,960
Speaker 2: No tattoos, no piers in good Yeah, I think she

1467
01:10:01,040 --> 01:10:03,280
Speaker 2: can get that. You can get over the because he's

1468
01:10:03,280 --> 01:10:05,000
Speaker 2: got a he's got a good job. You know, she

1469
01:10:05,080 --> 01:10:07,519
Speaker 2: can look past he's a professional. He's not just like

1470
01:10:07,800 --> 01:10:10,400
Speaker 2: anybody off the street kind of thing you can lie about.

1471
01:10:10,560 --> 01:10:13,800
Speaker 8: No psychedelic drugs and good hygiene. I think Menji qualifies.

1472
01:10:14,040 --> 01:10:16,679
Speaker 4: Are those the other non negotiable? She sounds so fun?

1473
01:10:16,840 --> 01:10:18,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, you shower every day?

1474
01:10:18,840 --> 01:10:18,920
Speaker 9: Right?

1475
01:10:19,439 --> 01:10:24,280
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, acquired of course in Yeah, go apply

1476
01:10:24,439 --> 01:10:27,840
Speaker 2: Menji if you want to see her? What Mary m

1477
01:10:27,920 --> 01:10:31,400
Speaker 2: A R R Y Lisa dot com, Mary Lisa dot com.

1478
01:10:31,600 --> 01:10:32,759
Speaker 12: Wait is there an application?

1479
01:10:32,960 --> 01:10:35,120
Speaker 8: Well, you can apply for yourself or apply for someone

1480
01:10:35,160 --> 01:10:36,840
Speaker 8: else Sonji. If you don't want to do it, I'll

1481
01:10:36,880 --> 01:10:37,680
Speaker 8: take care of it right now.

1482
01:10:38,320 --> 01:10:40,120
Speaker 2: What's wrong with this picture? Who she said on the beach?

1483
01:10:40,360 --> 01:10:42,960
Speaker 12: She's fine, she's just regular. Like I don't think i'd

1484
01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:43,559
Speaker 12: be friends with her.

1485
01:10:43,960 --> 01:10:46,000
Speaker 2: He wouldn't. What's wrong with regular people?

1486
01:10:46,320 --> 01:10:48,519
Speaker 12: I like weirdos, you know, I mean that's true.

1487
01:10:48,800 --> 01:10:51,880
Speaker 4: Tell me that photo like that? That's the one.

1488
01:10:52,040 --> 01:10:55,000
Speaker 9: Yeah, that one kind of like trying to be She

1489
01:10:55,160 --> 01:10:57,400
Speaker 9: sent that in to the Bachelor or the bachelorette and

1490
01:10:57,439 --> 01:10:58,240
Speaker 9: they didn't choose her.

1491
01:10:58,439 --> 01:11:02,800
Speaker 4: But she's all but she you know, that's like this

1492
01:11:02,880 --> 01:11:04,200
Speaker 4: looks like there's something wrong.

1493
01:11:04,320 --> 01:11:05,960
Speaker 2: This looks like one of the you know, this looks

1494
01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:08,639
Speaker 2: like a screenshot from one of those medication ads. Yeah,

1495
01:11:09,080 --> 01:11:12,120
Speaker 2: like you have like herpies or something whatever it is,

1496
01:11:13,520 --> 01:11:15,040
Speaker 2: like valtrex.

1497
01:11:14,520 --> 01:11:17,160
Speaker 5: Or I don't know, that's actually true.

1498
01:11:17,320 --> 01:11:19,920
Speaker 2: I'm living my life right now thanks to Valtrex. Now

1499
01:11:19,960 --> 01:11:22,880
Speaker 2: I'm happy. Yeah, now I'm happy. I no longer have AIDS,

1500
01:11:23,000 --> 01:11:26,679
Speaker 2: but at least control, at least.

1501
01:11:29,160 --> 01:11:32,839
Speaker 12: Take like a polarized wait her husband died, right or fiance?

1502
01:11:33,040 --> 01:11:37,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, no, yeah, I don't think I don't. At

1503
01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:40,200
Speaker 3: least you know, she's got money if she can afford billboards,

1504
01:11:40,800 --> 01:11:41,000
Speaker 3: like the.

1505
01:11:41,040 --> 01:11:43,160
Speaker 12: Girl that knows what she wants and goes hey.

1506
01:11:43,240 --> 01:11:44,560
Speaker 2: Well, back in the day, you remember there was the

1507
01:11:45,240 --> 01:11:49,360
Speaker 2: Aid's diet pill, a y D S, A y d S.

1508
01:11:49,520 --> 01:11:50,960
Speaker 2: That was that was that was a real thing. So

1509
01:11:51,080 --> 01:11:54,280
Speaker 2: this was like an actual ad like one of those chewaboles. Yeah,

1510
01:11:54,360 --> 01:11:56,600
Speaker 2: it was a y D is supposed to aid you

1511
01:11:57,080 --> 01:12:00,400
Speaker 2: in losing weight. But like, listen, the way that this

1512
01:12:00,840 --> 01:12:02,200
Speaker 2: whole thing read was a little different.

1513
01:12:02,320 --> 01:12:03,759
Speaker 7: Oh no, what's wrong?

1514
01:12:04,200 --> 01:12:07,759
Speaker 2: If I gained that much weight, my diet's not working.

1515
01:12:08,080 --> 01:12:11,240
Speaker 18: Use a diet aid diet pills, not pills.

1516
01:12:11,439 --> 01:12:14,120
Speaker 2: The AIDS diet plan with candy cubes. I said this

1517
01:12:14,560 --> 01:12:17,280
Speaker 2: AIDS diet plant. Yeah, I am. I was overweight and

1518
01:12:17,360 --> 01:12:20,400
Speaker 2: embarrassed to go any place. AIDS help me get back

1519
01:12:20,439 --> 01:12:21,439
Speaker 2: into the size twelve.

1520
01:12:21,840 --> 01:12:24,840
Speaker 1: Age helps control your appetite, so you lose weight. Yet

1521
01:12:24,920 --> 01:12:26,960
Speaker 1: age lets you taste, chew and enjoy.

1522
01:12:27,160 --> 01:12:27,320
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1523
01:12:27,360 --> 01:12:29,040
Speaker 1: The appetite suppressing in AGE.

1524
01:12:28,880 --> 01:12:31,920
Speaker 6: Is not a stimulant. Eight helped me lose the weight.

1525
01:12:32,040 --> 01:12:34,240
Speaker 18: It has nothing in it that could make me nervous.

1526
01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:34,479
Speaker 4: No question.

1527
01:12:34,880 --> 01:12:38,360
Speaker 1: Why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS aide

1528
01:12:38,400 --> 01:12:40,480
Speaker 1: help you lose weight safely and effectively.

1529
01:12:40,600 --> 01:12:41,479
Speaker 6: Use only as director.

1530
01:12:41,600 --> 01:12:47,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, when you can enjoy AIDS comically large. It's disgusting.

1531
01:12:47,880 --> 01:12:53,400
Speaker 2: The Woody Show, I believe I want to give Craig

1532
01:12:53,479 --> 01:12:56,120
Speaker 2: to the wrong person. Was it Henry Report?

1533
01:12:56,360 --> 01:12:56,439
Speaker 19: Oh?

1534
01:12:56,560 --> 01:12:58,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it was on a report.

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Speaker 6: Oh.

1536
01:12:58,600 --> 01:13:00,479
Speaker 2: I said, if I would have asked the public what

1537
01:13:00,560 --> 01:13:02,719
Speaker 2: they wanted, they would have told me a faster horse.

1538
01:13:04,040 --> 01:13:08,360
Speaker 4: But instead we have the automobile. It makes sense.

1539
01:13:08,920 --> 01:13:11,400
Speaker 2: I saw a text again. I know we do crossroads

1540
01:13:11,439 --> 01:13:14,320
Speaker 2: and everything else, and I've said this a million times,

1541
01:13:14,439 --> 01:13:18,479
Speaker 2: like the people who listen to the show, we do.

1542
01:13:18,640 --> 01:13:21,519
Speaker 2: We appreciate you guys, So much. It's the people and

1543
01:13:21,720 --> 01:13:23,080
Speaker 2: you heard, you've heard the Crossroads.

1544
01:13:23,160 --> 01:13:23,679
Speaker 4: Like those people.

1545
01:13:23,800 --> 01:13:26,200
Speaker 2: You really can't do much with those people, right, So

1546
01:13:26,320 --> 01:13:27,640
Speaker 2: it's just best of the kind of part way. So

1547
01:13:27,720 --> 01:13:31,120
Speaker 2: it's not that we're not interested in, you know, feedback, criticism,

1548
01:13:31,160 --> 01:13:33,559
Speaker 2: whatever you got, I'd love to hear, you know, any

1549
01:13:33,640 --> 01:13:36,200
Speaker 2: kind of constructive criticism. Now, one thing I did see

1550
01:13:36,240 --> 01:13:38,960
Speaker 2: the other day I meant to bring up. We made

1551
01:13:38,960 --> 01:13:43,320
Speaker 2: a conscious decision. You know, I can't remember exactly when

1552
01:13:43,360 --> 01:13:46,040
Speaker 2: it's been over a year at least, but you know,

1553
01:13:46,160 --> 01:13:47,960
Speaker 2: for a long time, it was like we were like

1554
01:13:48,080 --> 01:13:49,880
Speaker 2: doing a bit and then into the next bit, and

1555
01:13:49,920 --> 01:13:52,960
Speaker 2: then a bit and then another bit, you know. And

1556
01:13:53,200 --> 01:13:54,880
Speaker 2: it was argued to me by a number of people

1557
01:13:55,000 --> 01:13:57,760
Speaker 2: on the show that we get away from that and

1558
01:13:57,840 --> 01:14:01,920
Speaker 2: is just start doing more of like these like conversations

1559
01:14:02,080 --> 01:14:04,720
Speaker 2: on stuff as opposed to doing this segment and then

1560
01:14:04,800 --> 01:14:08,080
Speaker 2: that segment. And then the person who sent us the

1561
01:14:08,120 --> 01:14:12,200
Speaker 2: email or I'm sorry the text was saying that, you know,

1562
01:14:12,360 --> 01:14:14,519
Speaker 2: they liked the show the way it used to be

1563
01:14:14,720 --> 01:14:17,280
Speaker 2: because you would do a bit about this and then

1564
01:14:17,320 --> 01:14:19,200
Speaker 2: a segment about that, and now it's just you guys

1565
01:14:19,280 --> 01:14:23,320
Speaker 2: talking about stuff and things that are going on, like

1566
01:14:23,439 --> 01:14:25,880
Speaker 2: in your lives or whatever. So like every once in

1567
01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:28,000
Speaker 2: a while I do because I overthink everything, and so

1568
01:14:28,120 --> 01:14:32,200
Speaker 2: I'm just curious as a listener. I don't know, like,

1569
01:14:32,560 --> 01:14:35,360
Speaker 2: what do you what do you prefer? You know, do

1570
01:14:35,439 --> 01:14:37,760
Speaker 2: you do you like the bits, the segments and things

1571
01:14:37,800 --> 01:14:39,559
Speaker 2: like that, or do you like it when it's more

1572
01:14:39,600 --> 01:14:42,560
Speaker 2: of like a conversation about these different things kind of

1573
01:14:42,640 --> 01:14:43,599
Speaker 2: as they come.

1574
01:14:43,520 --> 01:14:44,840
Speaker 5: Up or fifty?

1575
01:14:45,200 --> 01:14:46,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think like a balance, which is.

1576
01:14:46,800 --> 01:14:48,280
Speaker 2: Kind of what we've been That's what we've been doing.

1577
01:14:48,520 --> 01:14:50,240
Speaker 2: It has been more of the fifty to fifty. It

1578
01:14:50,320 --> 01:14:52,680
Speaker 2: used to be more like a I would even say

1579
01:14:52,720 --> 01:14:54,120
Speaker 2: it was just stretch to say it was seventy five

1580
01:14:54,240 --> 01:14:57,320
Speaker 2: twenty five. Because I always kind of felt like, I

1581
01:14:57,360 --> 01:15:00,680
Speaker 2: don't think we're all that interesting. I don't feel like

1582
01:15:00,720 --> 01:15:03,920
Speaker 2: we're all that interesting. There's nothing really truly remarkable about

1583
01:15:04,080 --> 01:15:06,640
Speaker 2: any of us. We're just normal ass. But what do

1584
01:15:06,680 --> 01:15:09,679
Speaker 2: you call it? Regular ass? She's just a regular ass girl.

1585
01:15:09,760 --> 01:15:13,639
Speaker 2: Whatever we are, we're just like these regular ass people.

1586
01:15:13,720 --> 01:15:15,719
Speaker 2: We don't live any kind of like you know, crazy

1587
01:15:15,840 --> 01:15:18,280
Speaker 2: exciting live, but.

1588
01:15:19,960 --> 01:15:20,360
Speaker 4: You know what I mean.

1589
01:15:21,120 --> 01:15:23,200
Speaker 2: And so because I hear some of these other shows

1590
01:15:23,240 --> 01:15:25,559
Speaker 2: and they're they're they're talking about these things, and I go, oh,

1591
01:15:25,680 --> 01:15:28,320
Speaker 2: my god, who cares? And so it's a thing that

1592
01:15:28,680 --> 01:15:31,040
Speaker 2: is kind of set in me as a listener of

1593
01:15:31,120 --> 01:15:33,240
Speaker 2: other things. And then I don't want us to be

1594
01:15:34,080 --> 01:15:36,840
Speaker 2: inside jokes and things that I want people to be

1595
01:15:36,880 --> 01:15:40,080
Speaker 2: able to tune in relate to something or you know,

1596
01:15:40,280 --> 01:15:41,720
Speaker 2: I want you to I want you to be feeling it,

1597
01:15:41,760 --> 01:15:44,760
Speaker 2: you know. And so I'm just curious. So now now

1598
01:15:44,760 --> 01:15:49,519
Speaker 2: I'm asking, I'm asking if you want a faster horse. No,

1599
01:15:49,640 --> 01:15:52,040
Speaker 2: but I'm just I'm curious to get your feedback because

1600
01:15:52,040 --> 01:15:53,960
Speaker 2: it's just something that text came up and been thinking

1601
01:15:53,960 --> 01:15:56,680
Speaker 2: about it ever since. Yeah, that that happens with you,

1602
01:15:57,040 --> 01:16:02,439
Speaker 2: it does one text will kind of change things. No, No, No,

1603
01:16:02,560 --> 01:16:04,479
Speaker 2: I'm saying it to be a random conversation with anybody

1604
01:16:04,520 --> 01:16:06,240
Speaker 2: that I have in life, and it gets me thinking

1605
01:16:06,280 --> 01:16:08,519
Speaker 2: about something, the things that like it's a thought starter

1606
01:16:08,640 --> 01:16:10,200
Speaker 2: and it gets me like, you know what, maybe that's

1607
01:16:10,240 --> 01:16:10,679
Speaker 2: a good point.

1608
01:16:10,760 --> 01:16:12,720
Speaker 5: And you're open to those suggestions.

1609
01:16:12,600 --> 01:16:15,680
Speaker 2: Because because I'm open to it about something will hit

1610
01:16:15,720 --> 01:16:17,840
Speaker 2: me the right way. Maybe it's something that I've been

1611
01:16:17,920 --> 01:16:20,560
Speaker 2: thinking about or whatever. And so somebody says and I go,

1612
01:16:20,760 --> 01:16:22,640
Speaker 2: you know what, I should think more about that, I

1613
01:16:22,760 --> 01:16:26,160
Speaker 2: should ask about this. We just want to make sure

1614
01:16:26,160 --> 01:16:28,479
Speaker 2: that you get what you want and what you're paying

1615
01:16:28,560 --> 01:16:31,200
Speaker 2: for it. Yeah, which is nothing. You definitely get what

1616
01:16:31,240 --> 01:16:34,559
Speaker 2: you pay for values. Yeah, you can hit us up

1617
01:16:35,080 --> 01:16:38,120
Speaker 2: on the conversation what you think over to two two

1618
01:16:38,320 --> 01:16:41,800
Speaker 2: nine eight seven, Like this person upset with Morgan five

1619
01:16:41,840 --> 01:16:45,360
Speaker 2: to one six more needs to figure out her brandy. Yeah,

1620
01:16:45,720 --> 01:16:48,240
Speaker 2: one minute she acts like she's hideous, the next minute

1621
01:16:48,280 --> 01:16:49,679
Speaker 2: she puts down other people's looks.

1622
01:16:49,920 --> 01:16:52,800
Speaker 12: Well, first of all, wasn't putting that woman down, But she.

1623
01:16:52,840 --> 01:16:55,679
Speaker 2: Should really work on bringing more value because she comes

1624
01:16:55,720 --> 01:16:59,439
Speaker 2: off like an attention thirsty bitch and it makes it

1625
01:16:59,520 --> 01:17:00,000
Speaker 2: hard to listen.

1626
01:17:02,400 --> 01:17:07,080
Speaker 5: Yeah. Sorry, like this guy a coffee, Maybe you put.

1627
01:17:06,960 --> 01:17:10,120
Speaker 2: Too much emphasis on looks. Girl, there's more to life.

1628
01:17:10,800 --> 01:17:13,400
Speaker 12: That was one year old. There's not much more right now,

1629
01:17:14,000 --> 01:17:15,880
Speaker 12: to be honest, Like, I'm in that phase of life

1630
01:17:15,920 --> 01:17:16,920
Speaker 12: where that's what matters.

1631
01:17:17,040 --> 01:17:20,280
Speaker 2: Yeah. Look, here's here's the thing. In this particular thing

1632
01:17:20,320 --> 01:17:21,960
Speaker 2: we were First of all, I was wondering the girl

1633
01:17:22,120 --> 01:17:25,000
Speaker 2: who put up the billboards, looking for, you know, a husband,

1634
01:17:25,200 --> 01:17:27,519
Speaker 2: something to start a family with. I wanted to figure

1635
01:17:27,680 --> 01:17:30,000
Speaker 2: from everybody in the room and listening. Do you think

1636
01:17:30,040 --> 01:17:32,920
Speaker 2: that was legit? And then of course if she's putting

1637
01:17:32,920 --> 01:17:34,639
Speaker 2: herself out there with all these pictures, you should see

1638
01:17:34,640 --> 01:17:36,360
Speaker 2: how many pictures she has on this website. There's a

1639
01:17:36,360 --> 01:17:38,519
Speaker 2: billion of it's broke out to my trip to Vegas,

1640
01:17:38,560 --> 01:17:41,439
Speaker 2: my trip to Europe, my trip to this and she's

1641
01:17:41,560 --> 01:17:43,960
Speaker 2: she's she's putting herself out there. And so I think

1642
01:17:44,000 --> 01:17:47,599
Speaker 2: it's fair when somebody does an opinion. Yeah, especially if

1643
01:17:47,600 --> 01:17:50,200
Speaker 2: you're talking about dating and there's nothing man that does

1644
01:17:50,240 --> 01:17:53,240
Speaker 2: that get annoying when everybody talks about like how you

1645
01:17:53,360 --> 01:17:55,360
Speaker 2: have a preference and the type of person that you're

1646
01:17:55,560 --> 01:17:59,560
Speaker 2: attracted to, and people give you crap about it. Everybody's

1647
01:17:59,560 --> 01:18:02,439
Speaker 2: attracted to something. Everybody has a preference.

1648
01:18:02,520 --> 01:18:04,599
Speaker 12: Oh guys, credit to this girl. I was looking at

1649
01:18:04,600 --> 01:18:07,439
Speaker 12: her website right for height. She has no preference.

1650
01:18:09,640 --> 01:18:12,280
Speaker 2: Other people do, Like, you know, some dudes are more

1651
01:18:12,320 --> 01:18:17,240
Speaker 2: into blondes or brunettes or I don't know whatever, But

1652
01:18:17,360 --> 01:18:18,840
Speaker 2: who cares you like what you like?

1653
01:18:19,680 --> 01:18:19,720
Speaker 13: Like?

1654
01:18:19,840 --> 01:18:23,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, there's no like. Uh, you know how businesses

1655
01:18:23,520 --> 01:18:26,800
Speaker 2: have the the EEO rules, the equal opportunity rules or whatever.

1656
01:18:26,880 --> 01:18:30,240
Speaker 2: There's no there's no DEI, there's no I don't know,

1657
01:18:30,280 --> 01:18:33,439
Speaker 2: whatever it would be, whatever requirements, Like, well, before I

1658
01:18:33,479 --> 01:18:35,320
Speaker 2: decide to officially date this person, I got to make

1659
01:18:35,320 --> 01:18:37,760
Speaker 2: sure I talk to at least one person with a handicap, right,

1660
01:18:38,360 --> 01:18:40,800
Speaker 2: I mean, if I got to make sure I have

1661
01:18:41,280 --> 01:18:43,640
Speaker 2: see I have Yep, I've hit on at least two

1662
01:18:43,720 --> 01:18:47,479
Speaker 2: Asians and you know, one person of a different faith

1663
01:18:47,720 --> 01:18:50,280
Speaker 2: and uh yeah, they don't get back to you. Have

1664
01:18:50,439 --> 01:18:52,160
Speaker 2: I considered dating a transsexual?

1665
01:18:52,280 --> 01:18:52,519
Speaker 6: I have?

1666
01:18:53,000 --> 01:18:54,479
Speaker 2: I have not yet. I got to check that box

1667
01:18:54,520 --> 01:18:58,760
Speaker 2: before I can go Instagram official with my my new relationship.

1668
01:18:58,880 --> 01:19:03,040
Speaker 2: It's only fair, stupid, it's equitable, yeah, bottle, you know what,

1669
01:19:03,280 --> 01:19:06,200
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get crap from you guys. I don't think

1670
01:19:06,240 --> 01:19:08,160
Speaker 2: she's bad looking. I don't think she's again, I don't

1671
01:19:08,200 --> 01:19:10,160
Speaker 2: think she's like a supermodel, but I think she's a cute.

1672
01:19:10,280 --> 01:19:11,360
Speaker 2: Definitely not look.

1673
01:19:11,600 --> 01:19:13,600
Speaker 8: I think we're just ruined on always looking at like

1674
01:19:13,800 --> 01:19:17,920
Speaker 8: super piping hot people like in you know, media, in

1675
01:19:18,040 --> 01:19:21,759
Speaker 8: the room that to me in media and like everything,

1676
01:19:21,800 --> 01:19:23,200
Speaker 8: and so a normal person's like, h.

1677
01:19:23,439 --> 01:19:25,599
Speaker 2: But if I'm okay, So let's assume for the sake

1678
01:19:25,640 --> 01:19:28,559
Speaker 2: of this argument, that I was single, me personally okay,

1679
01:19:28,680 --> 01:19:31,640
Speaker 2: Like I'm single what is single? Yeah, and like I

1680
01:19:31,760 --> 01:19:34,800
Speaker 2: saw someone smoking hot or whatever, I'm immediately out right

1681
01:19:34,840 --> 01:19:36,680
Speaker 2: because I figure, like that's unattainable.

1682
01:19:37,000 --> 01:19:37,599
Speaker 4: Out of your league.

1683
01:19:37,800 --> 01:19:41,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to see something attainable, right, I know

1684
01:19:41,479 --> 01:19:45,320
Speaker 2: it is definitely obtainable. Yes, well, I mean no, I

1685
01:19:45,400 --> 01:19:48,920
Speaker 2: think she's she seems. I don't know.

1686
01:19:49,080 --> 01:19:51,680
Speaker 4: I don't know why, to be honest, I don't know

1687
01:19:51,720 --> 01:19:52,679
Speaker 4: why it's so difficult.

1688
01:19:52,920 --> 01:19:54,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can go and you can see for yourself.

1689
01:19:55,000 --> 01:19:56,360
Speaker 2: You're just tuning in now. There is a girl. She

1690
01:19:56,439 --> 01:19:58,840
Speaker 2: put a billboards all over San Francisco. She's looking for

1691
01:19:59,240 --> 01:20:00,880
Speaker 2: like a husband. I'm going to start a fan with

1692
01:20:01,200 --> 01:20:03,720
Speaker 2: her website that she set up as Mary m A

1693
01:20:04,040 --> 01:20:07,280
Speaker 2: r R Y Lisa l I s a dot com,

1694
01:20:07,400 --> 01:20:09,320
Speaker 2: Mary Lisa dot com. You can check it out there.

1695
01:20:09,400 --> 01:20:11,519
Speaker 3: You bring out a good point metus, Like I don't

1696
01:20:11,640 --> 01:20:15,080
Speaker 3: find the premise believable. I can't get any guys to

1697
01:20:15,200 --> 01:20:15,559
Speaker 3: talk to.

1698
01:20:15,680 --> 01:20:20,519
Speaker 4: Me under the planet.

1699
01:20:20,640 --> 01:20:23,479
Speaker 8: She's in her forties and she hasn't been married, and

1700
01:20:23,960 --> 01:20:26,479
Speaker 8: I think she's looking for a creative way to think

1701
01:20:26,520 --> 01:20:28,000
Speaker 8: outside the box and meet somebody.

1702
01:20:29,040 --> 01:20:29,880
Speaker 4: Something's going on there.

1703
01:20:30,040 --> 01:20:31,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, and give me and then give us your thoughts,

1704
01:20:32,400 --> 01:20:34,920
Speaker 2: like I asked you about the show related question about

1705
01:20:35,640 --> 01:20:39,320
Speaker 2: uh bits segments or just you know, what do you

1706
01:20:39,439 --> 01:20:42,000
Speaker 2: what do you prefer if you had your way, like,

1707
01:20:42,040 --> 01:20:43,720
Speaker 2: what would you prefer? Hit us up on the text

1708
01:20:43,760 --> 01:20:45,679
Speaker 2: over to two to ninety seven. We'll take a quick break,

1709
01:20:45,920 --> 01:20:47,639
Speaker 2: we get some more whaties show for your next hang.

1710
01:20:47,600 --> 01:20:48,719
Speaker 4: On, if you're wearing.

1711
01:20:50,880 --> 01:20:51,240
Speaker 2: Look at me.

1712
01:20:52,560 --> 01:20:56,120
Speaker 4: He'll be right back. More fun than gonorrhea.

1713
01:20:56,280 --> 01:20:58,160
Speaker 2: And I mean I've had gone a few times and

1714
01:20:58,240 --> 01:21:03,200
Speaker 2: i I haven't had gone show. All right, Well, that's

1715
01:21:03,240 --> 01:21:07,240
Speaker 2: gonna do it for Wednesday morning. Everybody's rude. The podcast

1716
01:21:07,360 --> 01:21:10,639
Speaker 2: is waiting for you. Just go to the woodyshow dot com.

1717
01:21:11,479 --> 01:21:14,240
Speaker 2: Full show podcast available there for you or on the

1718
01:21:14,439 --> 01:21:18,960
Speaker 2: podcast platform of your choice anything between now and tomorrow morning.

1719
01:21:18,960 --> 01:21:21,200
Speaker 2: You can leave on the after hours voicemail that numbers

1720
01:21:21,240 --> 01:21:24,479
Speaker 2: eight seven, seven forty four Woody or finance. Follow us

1721
01:21:24,560 --> 01:21:27,320
Speaker 2: on the social media platform of your choice at the

1722
01:21:27,360 --> 01:21:31,080
Speaker 2: Woody Show. Yeah, Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please.

1723
01:21:31,160 --> 01:21:33,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you want to be classy, don't call it

1724
01:21:33,360 --> 01:21:37,000
Speaker 3: box wine. Call it card Bordeaux like that.

1725
01:21:38,520 --> 01:21:41,080
Speaker 2: That is the one thing that people when they start

1726
01:21:41,120 --> 01:21:44,240
Speaker 2: talking to me about you, and they're also wine people. Uh,

1727
01:21:44,360 --> 01:21:47,880
Speaker 2: they don't get it, Like, how is Greg a quote

1728
01:21:48,760 --> 01:21:52,280
Speaker 2: wine guy? Yeah, but he loves boxed one.

1729
01:21:53,040 --> 01:21:56,720
Speaker 3: Well, AI blame menace and b it's just so convenient

1730
01:21:57,000 --> 01:21:57,840
Speaker 3: and plentiful.

1731
01:21:58,000 --> 01:22:00,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, but like a bottle is not convenient. Just open

1732
01:22:00,240 --> 01:22:02,439
Speaker 2: it up and you just go to the tap, you

1733
01:22:02,560 --> 01:22:05,719
Speaker 2: turn it, fill your glass, you keep going back.

1734
01:22:06,080 --> 01:22:06,280
Speaker 19: Yeah.

1735
01:22:06,600 --> 01:22:08,680
Speaker 2: Have you ever seen those things at the restaurants, Like

1736
01:22:08,760 --> 01:22:12,439
Speaker 2: it's almost like uh, beer taps, you know, but it's

1737
01:22:12,520 --> 01:22:17,640
Speaker 2: all bottles of wine. They're upside down and yeah, like

1738
01:22:17,760 --> 01:22:23,160
Speaker 2: that's what you need. Greg. Thank you very much, Greg Gory,

1739
01:22:23,800 --> 01:22:25,720
Speaker 2: thank you so much for giving the show some of

1740
01:22:25,720 --> 01:22:27,760
Speaker 2: your valuable time this morning. You know, we love it,

1741
01:22:27,840 --> 01:22:30,080
Speaker 2: appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys could

1742
01:22:30,120 --> 01:22:32,720
Speaker 2: suck it. Catch back here on Thursday. Have a great day,

1743
01:22:33,320 --> 01:22:35,559
Speaker 2: s M D double M Mom, the bitch, the bitch,

1744
01:22:35,600 --> 01:22:37,280
Speaker 2: and happy holidays. All you hold is bitches,