Speaker 1: Mojoe in the morning. Bianca, you were hanging out with
Speaker 1: the family over the weekend. I understand that you guys
Speaker 1: all did a family movie night.
Speaker 2: Yeah if that was the first one we've ever done
Speaker 2: ever in our life, which is crazy.
Speaker 1: Everybody hanging out with each other and just loving each other.
Speaker 3: Michael movie, me, my mom, my dad, my brother and Bryce.
Speaker 1: Family. Did your dad get up and dance like he
Speaker 1: did at my Hall of Fame party where he was dance.
Speaker 1: I'll never forget. I'll never be able to listen to
Speaker 1: Whitney Houston. I want to dance with somebody without thinking
Speaker 1: of Al and Katrina dancing with each other and your
Speaker 1: dad getting low and and.
Speaker 2: He's coming home with kiss marks on his neck.
Speaker 1: Remember we had to examine everybody's lipstick. Your dad, Your
Speaker 1: dad is a dancer. Did he get up and dance
Speaker 1: at all during he was at dancing?
Speaker 2: But he was screaming at the movie like he doesn't
Speaker 2: know movie etiquette. So when the actors are saying something,
Speaker 2: my dad's like, yup, he's right, was like.
Speaker 3: You're either a winner or a loser. But Dad's like, yup,
Speaker 3: he's right.
Speaker 1: He's agreeing with the abusive dad Joe Jackson.
Speaker 3: Yeah, when he brought the belt, I was like, shoot,
Speaker 3: that was me as a kid too.
Speaker 1: With the Home God. It was that bad nough box.
Speaker 1: Actually the theater that we were in last night, Chelsea
Speaker 1: and I went to go see it in Novae at
Speaker 1: the super Emacs for Imagine, and that theater was packed,
Speaker 1: parents with kids and everything. And there was little kids, man,
Speaker 1: that were sitting there going you go, Michael. It was
Speaker 1: the coolest thing ever. Man.
Speaker 2: My dad's the same way because he doesn't know how
Speaker 2: to be quiet in a movie. But he also hasn't
Speaker 2: been to a movie in like ten years. He probably
Speaker 2: didn't know etiquette. But also I don't know ettiqu either.
Speaker 1: Okay now, and this is where we're gonna get interesting.
Speaker 1: Bianca was called unladylike for what.
Speaker 2: So I was at home and usually I'm very comfortable
Speaker 2: when I'm in my house. Bryce was over. I'm not
Speaker 2: gonna change who I am when I have my man
Speaker 2: over whatever. So I'm walking around the fridge, I'm burping,
Speaker 2: I'm farting, you know, stuff happens, stuffs going on, and
Speaker 2: I'm like kind of making myself burke too, because like
Speaker 2: my stomach was already I'm like, like that, you know
Speaker 2: you make yourself?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was likely it.
Speaker 4: Can you your uh make me do that?
Speaker 1: That was awful. I can't believe that.
Speaker 3: And my mom's sitting in the living room and watching TV.
Speaker 3: She turns her head around. You're so unlady, like, how
Speaker 3: are you doing this in front of Bryce?
Speaker 2: I did not raise you this way? And Bryce is like, yeah,
Speaker 2: miss Sherry, you're so right out of the way Bianka
Speaker 2: acts this way? Bryce, Why is Bryce switching up on me?
Speaker 2: He loves it when we're alone.
Speaker 1: Wait, Bryce loves it when.
Speaker 3: You Yeah, he doesn't mind it. He loves it. He
Speaker 3: loves it. Has he told you he loves it? He
Speaker 3: said he doesn't mind it.
Speaker 1: He doesn't mind you. He doesn't because I'll be honest
Speaker 1: with you, most women, including my wife, don't ever burpen
Speaker 1: fart in front of me. I've not No, I've never
Speaker 1: dated a woman that I or a girl that burped
Speaker 1: and farted like that. I think it would be a
Speaker 1: little bit of a turnoff.
Speaker 2: If Oh, really, he doesn't mind it, but he doesn't
Speaker 2: do it in front of me, which is a little weird.
Speaker 1: He minds it, He just doesn't.
Speaker 3: Have to tell you that Okay, Well, yeah.
Speaker 1: So your mom is trying to get him to or
Speaker 1: get you to be polite. Polite?
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I asked, I asked his mom about it.
Speaker 3: I asked her.
Speaker 1: Wait, you went to his mom and said to his
Speaker 1: mom what I said?
Speaker 3: Hey, like I fart in Burb in front of Price sometimes.
Speaker 3: Is that an issue?
Speaker 2: She says, Oh, Burb, I'll fart, I'll poop, I'll do
Speaker 2: whatever I got to do in front of my man.
Speaker 3: I don't care. It's human nature.
Speaker 4: He was raised this way, so that's probably why he
Speaker 4: not mind.
Speaker 3: So it runs in the family. I guess that's how
Speaker 3: I know I fit right in.
Speaker 1: Did your mom do this in front of your dad?
Speaker 3: No, she'll we walk around naked in the house.
Speaker 1: Sometimes your mom walks around the house naked.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like she'll have a robot. She used to get
Speaker 2: rid in her bathroom nid.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's where. But she's not. She's not taking a
Speaker 1: douchie with a door open. Iss.
Speaker 3: No, but I don't think it's an issue.
Speaker 1: Rice hasn't seen you poop?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: No, No, we've been gone that far.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Can can I be Honestiana? You are a
Speaker 1: very beautiful wonderful person. I love you literally like a
Speaker 1: little sister daughter. Okay, but don't burpen fart, and honestly,
Speaker 1: when you do that thing in the studio where you
Speaker 1: do the female farts, I love. That to me is
Speaker 1: the grossest thing I ever. Honestly, no guy wants to
Speaker 1: hear a girl's female farts, Yes, I do. I agree
Speaker 1: with Mojo.
Speaker 2: I had a boyfriend for like five years, and I
Speaker 2: would say year four, I started burping and farting in
Speaker 2: front of him, and I swear that that is part
Speaker 2: of the reason why he lost interest in me.
Speaker 1: Honestly, absolutely, I'm glad that you said that because I
Speaker 1: know a guy that dumped a girl because I remember you.
Speaker 1: I always remember you talking about this, and I will
Speaker 1: not fart in front of He said. It wasn't an
Speaker 1: accidental one. It was like a pull my finger, and
Speaker 1: he was so disgusted by it. And they had been
Speaker 1: dating for a little bit, but he was just like,
Speaker 1: I just can't look at her the same way.
Speaker 3: I feel like, even like pooping at home when he's home,
Speaker 3: because I know there's a chance he'll go up and
Speaker 3: smell it and smell it.
Speaker 2: I feel like, if you don't do it though with
Speaker 2: your significant other, you guys aren't close.
Speaker 1: Enough, and I mean that's a sign of closeness.
Speaker 4: I think you can, like for a one off, but
Speaker 4: if you just walking around yeah, ass breathe.
Speaker 1: God, Phil, what's up?
Speaker 5: Phil?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I could actually burp the whole alphabet in one.
Speaker 1: Not very attractive but also first time long time Phil.
Speaker 1: How do you feel about your girl burping and farting
Speaker 1: the alphabet in front of you?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: You know, go ahead, let's go. So you have no
Speaker 1: problems do it? You don't find it to be something
Speaker 1: that's not romantic at all. That's kind of a turn off.
Speaker 5: No, because when you're with your partner, you're supposed to
Speaker 5: share everything.
Speaker 1: No, but you're also supposed to keep some romance alife. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't think that you want to
Speaker 1: share all of everything. What's going on? How you doing?
Speaker 4: Oh good?
Speaker 1: How are you doing? Okay? What's happening? What do you
Speaker 1: think about Bianca being called Unladylike?
Speaker 2: I disagree with that.
Speaker 5: We all have to do like, we all have to
Speaker 5: fart and boo boo and and I just hate pretending.
Speaker 3: Like we don't like I do that all in front
Speaker 3: of my husband. He closes the door. He closes the
Speaker 3: door when he goes number two.
Speaker 4: But I don't.
Speaker 3: I'm like, we all have to do it.
Speaker 1: You leave the door open so everybody can smell and hear.
Speaker 5: Well, it's only it's only him and I that live here.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I just like I just.
Speaker 5: Pay pretend like, oh girls, we all fire, we don't poop.
Speaker 5: Like that's so unrealistic.
Speaker 3: I don't care if it's not romantic.
Speaker 1: There's a difference depending. I don't. I just don't want
Speaker 1: to do it in front of them. Yeah, the idea,
Speaker 1: the idea. She's pushing one out in front of Beyonca,
Speaker 1: in front of her guy, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: What's what's up, Jason? How you doing.
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 1: I just gotta say, I prefer if she's gonna in
Speaker 1: front of me, because that means she's more comfortable. I
Speaker 1: would prefer her to be more comfortable in herself and
Speaker 1: natural around me. She's more comfortable, or she's more disgusting.
Speaker 3: Come on, it's all natural.
Speaker 2: Everybody does it.
Speaker 1: It's you know, I get it. But she's pushing it out.
Speaker 1: It's not like it slips out, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: And she's embarrassed by it.
Speaker 5: She's literally the first time Michael did it in front
Speaker 5: of me, it was an accident.
Speaker 1: And yeah, she's been doing it ever since. The thing
Speaker 1: with Beyonca is she just got back from the movies.
Speaker 1: She's got popcorn farts.
Speaker 2: You don't know, honestly, even the bad ones. Brice is like, oh,
Speaker 2: I suppose, Okay.
Speaker 1: What's what's up man? How you doing. I'm just disgusted
Speaker 1: by Bianca. Oh what's going on?
Speaker 5: I mean, unfortun it's natural. I mean, my husband unfortunately
Speaker 5: looked down while while I was giving birth to our kid,
Speaker 5: and some of things that he probably never wants to
Speaker 5: see again, including like I I pooped when I gave
Speaker 5: birth to our kid. You know, it's just it's natural.
Speaker 1: By the way you are giving birth to his child,
Speaker 1: that's one thing. And that happens, You're gonna be whatever.
Speaker 1: And he's seeing this beautiful baby. This is a Saturday
Speaker 1: night after seeing a movie with her dad out.
Speaker 3: Can I be honest. I think there's a double standard
Speaker 3: set here.
Speaker 2: I think if a guy were to do it, it's
Speaker 2: no issue, it's not a problem.
Speaker 3: I disagree that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, see a.
Speaker 2: Guy does it, it's like natural it's like, oh, all
Speaker 2: guys do that, but if a girl does it, oh,
Speaker 2: she's an lady, Like she shouldn't be doing that now.
Speaker 4: I mean, I get what you're saying. I think it
Speaker 4: is more acceptable. I think it happens more often that
Speaker 4: a guy behaves that way. But do you want to
Speaker 4: behave the same way that a guy is? No, but
Speaker 4: that's look at you want to say, Hello, Hi, Brad, Hey,
Speaker 4: how's it going, Mojo?
Speaker 1: What's going on?
Speaker 2: Hey?
Speaker 3: You guys actually call me by my real name today,
Speaker 3: usually call me Nathan.
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know what we must add it in here? Wrong?
Speaker 1: What's going on? Brad?
Speaker 4: No, it's all good.
Speaker 1: I think my son called in one day. You guys
Speaker 1: might have Okay, yeah, what's happening? Would you want to say?
Speaker 1: I just wanted to comment on that other caller.
Speaker 4: Man, my wife's be doing that too.
Speaker 5: Man, she'd be leaving that bathroom door open in our
Speaker 5: bedroom and I'm like, no, you gotta shut that door.
Speaker 3: I'll be telling all the time.
Speaker 1: What we do.
Speaker 5: But come on, man, I might want to eat at
Speaker 5: that restaurant someday.
Speaker 4: You never know.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. Your boyfriend is on the phone. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: the world. Beyonca's boyfriend Bryce is on the phone here
Speaker 1: right now. Bryce, Hello, Hello Bryce, Bryce? Do you really
Speaker 1: like it when she does this?
Speaker 2: Honestly? I I really don't mind, honestly, Like, if she
Speaker 2: treats me good.
Speaker 1: That's all that matters than you. But is she treating
Speaker 1: you good when she's making you have a Dutch ovenm?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 4: Is there?
Speaker 3: But if we're driving, if we're driving on the highway
Speaker 3: and she parked, I might kick her.
Speaker 1: Out of the car.
Speaker 2: No. Sometimes I do have like the very dudly ones
Speaker 2: and he's like, dude, why do you gotta do it?
Speaker 3: Right now? I'm locking the car, windows are going down.
Speaker 2: But it gets really bad sometimes I'm not going to.
Speaker 1: Do you think that you date Bianca because it sounds
Speaker 1: to me like she is more like her mom than
Speaker 1: she is like her like your mom, then she is
Speaker 1: like her mom. Yeah, like your mom and her are
Speaker 1: very similar.
Speaker 2: No, it's really funny sometimes, like they'll have like so
Speaker 2: much stuff in common. Honestly, I don't go to house sometimes,
Speaker 2: just hang out the mom. Bryce isn't even there. Honestly,
Speaker 2: at this.
Speaker 1: Point, boy, you guys are definitely getting married.
Speaker 3: In no way, we're locked in stunt.
Speaker 1: What do you want to say stunt? I just want
Speaker 1: to say no, man shouldn't be far. Nobody want to
Speaker 1: smell them. Listen. It's funny once as an an accident,
Speaker 1: But to sit there and have fart contests with each other,
Speaker 1: I just don't know that's gonna You know that, Listen,
Speaker 1: I'm a girl. When you do that, you I got
Speaker 1: a program. It's it's yeah, it's no longer a romance.
Speaker 1: It's a bromance between you and Rice.
Speaker 3: Bryce likes the bromance. I'm still done for it.
Speaker 2: Hey, if it works for conversation, impact your behavior moving forward? No, listen,
Speaker 2: I got stomach issues, bro, So I'm gonna have some
Speaker 2: problems going on.
Speaker 1: All day this. You know it's going to impact the relationship.
Speaker 1: What she eats for lunch is gonna be gonna deals
Speaker 1: with the two Bryce. Is there any food? Is there
Speaker 1: any foods that make her extra gassy? Like places that
Speaker 1: you can't go to to eat any more?
Speaker 4: Usually when we go to Chipotle and she gets beans
Speaker 4: in her bowlts.
Speaker 1: Do it for you?
Speaker 3: And that chicken, bro, I don't know if that chicken
Speaker 3: is even real.
Speaker 1: Oh my god? All right, Well, Bryce, you you'd be good,
Speaker 1: sound funny. There's more so is like you need to
Speaker 1: go to the bathroom road, take a chat.
Speaker 2: By the way, there's no issue he does, it won't
Speaker 2: be on your turn.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.