WEBVTT - Trends We Regret

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<v Speaker 1>This portion of the Joe Show podcast is powered by

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<v Speaker 1>Farrah and Farrah, Tampa accident attorneys. What was a trend

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<v Speaker 1>back in the day? And Katie, I guess, has more

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<v Speaker 1>to go with this. Why were you thinking about bad trends?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, because you know how all the girlies are wearing

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<v Speaker 2>the slick back.

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<v Speaker 3>Buns, you know?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I noticed that all the girlies are wearing slick

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<v Speaker 1>back buns.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, I've totally noticed that.

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<v Speaker 2>I did a terrible job of doing it today, but

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<v Speaker 2>something along the lines, you know, you've got like a

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<v Speaker 2>center part and then you slick it back.

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<v Speaker 3>But apparently, it's actually causing people to lose their hair.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Whoa. Yeah, so it's the traction alopecia is what it is.

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<v Speaker 3>So like the sides by your temples.

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<v Speaker 1>Your hair is thinning.

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<v Speaker 4>Do I have that?

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<v Speaker 2>No.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I do.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's thinning right there and right there. Is

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<v Speaker 1>it because I slicked back my hair and put.

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<v Speaker 4>It in a bun?

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<v Speaker 6>It could be, yeah. All the stress you're putting on

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<v Speaker 6>your hair.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never put it in a bun.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>It's so trendy right now.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, this is going to be one of

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<v Speaker 2>those trends that like 10, 15 years from now, people

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<v Speaker 2>are going to be like, oh my God, I wish

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't do that. I, for example, wildly over plucked

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<v Speaker 2>my eyebrows back.

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<v Speaker 3>In the day. That's why I don't have any eyebrows now.

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<v Speaker 3>I have to paint them on. I didn't do my

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<v Speaker 3>eyebrows today.

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<v Speaker 4>You paint your eyebrows?

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<v Speaker 6>You have good eyebrows. I think they're fine.

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<v Speaker 2>Really?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my God, I feel like they're so tiny. They

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<v Speaker 3>fit your face though.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I do like a makeup.

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<v Speaker 2>So you do like a little brow powder and then

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<v Speaker 2>you've got like a pen that you kind of just

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<v Speaker 2>create the hairlines.

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<v Speaker 7>What is this brow powder magic you speak of?

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<v Speaker 1>Does that not have like carcinogens and stuff on it though?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know what a carcinogen is.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I was like, what are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 4>Does it have things that could kill you? I don't

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<v Speaker 4>think so. Are we going to go, you know what?

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<v Speaker 6>It's too late now.

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<v Speaker 1>The eyelash paint was bad trend?

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<v Speaker 3>Dude, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, I over plucked my eyebrows because it was

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<v Speaker 2>trendy back then. And now are we all going to

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<v Speaker 2>go bald because we're doing the slick back bun?

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<v Speaker 4>No way, but you still do it. You have good hair, though.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't do it super tight.

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<v Speaker 7>It's like loosey-goosey.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, it's like when you slick it down. Like how

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<v Speaker 6>they do for a dance. Like the cheerleaders, they have

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<v Speaker 6>that slick back bun. So I assume that they're probably

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<v Speaker 6>the ones who.

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<v Speaker 4>Come out loosey-goosey. Did your dad have hair his whole life?

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<v Speaker 1>My dad?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he did.

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<v Speaker 4>God, I'd kill for that. My dad told me the

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<v Speaker 4>worst thing ever this weekend.

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<v Speaker 7>What?

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<v Speaker 1>He goes, my hair is thinning. I'm like, what do

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<v Speaker 1>you mean?

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<v Speaker 4>He's like, yeah, no. Look at this. It's not good.

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<v Speaker 6>Did you agree with him?

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<v Speaker 4>Is it? No, it's fine. But maybe he's right. Maybe

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<v Speaker 4>it is getting a little thinner.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>I couldn't tell, but I mean, no one knows their

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<v Speaker 4>hair quite like the person whose hair it is.

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<v Speaker 5>Right.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't want to hear that. That's bad.

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<v Speaker 6>Fresh born, too.

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<v Speaker 1>I know.

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<v Speaker 4>Some more stress in my life.

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<v Speaker 7>A lot.

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<v Speaker 4>I'd say a trend that Joe did.

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<v Speaker 3>From back in the day was the frosted tips. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I love bringing up those frosted tips.

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<v Speaker 4>I looked pretty sick for a little bit. Yeah, they

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<v Speaker 4>look good.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I didn't.

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<v Speaker 6>But that was like a moment. Why did you let

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<v Speaker 6>me do that?

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<v Speaker 7>Because you were going through a crisis, buddy.

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<v Speaker 6>You didn't do it with him, though.

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<v Speaker 5>No.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you should have did it with me.

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 4>Absolutely not.

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<v Speaker 6>Jed, have you ever jumped on a hair trend?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, I did the mullet. It was a wreck. Why

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<v Speaker 7>did I do that?

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<v Speaker 3>Didn't you do a mohawk, too?

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<v Speaker 8>I mean, it was a mullet mohawk. I don't even

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<v Speaker 8>know what it was. Katie Summers, it was the worst haircut.

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<v Speaker 6>Decision I've ever heard. What is the dyed mustache trend?

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 7>It's the Pringles, man. Mullets are cool. On little kids.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, on little kids. If you're over 12, oh, that'd

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<v Speaker 6>just be terrible.

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<v Speaker 4>Mullets are cool.

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<v Speaker 8>Unless you're a pro athlete or a pro Florida man,

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<v Speaker 8>there's no.

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<v Speaker 4>Sense in getting a Pringles.

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<v Speaker 6>Anybody after that, I'm like, you're a jerk.

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<v Speaker 1>When you wear a hat with a mullet, Oh, God.

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<v Speaker 4>You look like you hit bombs.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I think it's cool.

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<v Speaker 3>Sean did that baseball hair. My fiance, Sean, he did

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<v Speaker 3>the baseball hair in the summer.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I like it.

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<v Speaker 6>Baseball hair? What's baseball hair?

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<v Speaker 3>It's the mullet.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh, okay.

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<v Speaker 6>She caught a baseball hair. I know what it was.

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<v Speaker 1>Which, by the way, you'll have baseball hair if you

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<v Speaker 1>continue to slick back your hair.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right.

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<v Speaker 4>Seriously, Jed, that's what will happen.

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<v Speaker 3>Business in the front, party in the back.

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<v Speaker 6>Exactly.

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<v Speaker 4>You did do the mullet.

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<v Speaker 1>I know.

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<v Speaker 4>I remember I went to a barber and he cut

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<v Speaker 4>my hair into a mullet.

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<v Speaker 6>How did you feel about that?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, that's how I started going to Kyle.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I can't. This guy keeps being late.

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<v Speaker 6>He's doing whatever to my hair.

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<v Speaker 4>Did you ask for a mullet?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah. No!

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<v Speaker 6>You didn't point that. I want that.

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<v Speaker 8>I mean, his old barber, to be fair, would show

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<v Speaker 8>up smelling like Willie Nelson.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, that's why he was high. He was like, yo,

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<v Speaker 6>you're going to get what you can get.

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<v Speaker 4>He was a nice guy.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, if he's a nice guy.

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<v Speaker 6>Hey, what?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>Spill the tea, bro.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 7>The old guy that got arrested for assault and battery.

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<v Speaker 6>That's assault.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, Lord. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, wait, hold on. I think we might be thinking

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<v Speaker 4>about two different people.

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<v Speaker 7>Which one are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 4>The one that your dad went to, too. No, not him. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>I was about to say. He's one of the, like,

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<v Speaker 4>literally the nicest guys of all time.

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<v Speaker 7>The one we first got down here.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, all right. That cat.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, all right. That's a Jed moment.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. I don't know that guy.

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<v Speaker 5>Hold on.

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<v Speaker 4>Dale is called in like 800 times. Dale, what's up?

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<v Speaker 6>Don't be calling about the secret sound.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I'm not calling about the secret sound. I'm calling

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<v Speaker 5>about the hair.

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<v Speaker 4>Go ahead.

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<v Speaker 5>Your hair comes from your mom's side of the family.

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<v Speaker 5>You know what?

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<v Speaker 4>Hold on one second.

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<v Speaker 3>That's not true.

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<v Speaker 4>Dale talks like the gooch.

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<v Speaker 5>I have hair from my dad's side of the family.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>My sister has not my mom's.

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<v Speaker 5>You get it from your mom's side of the family.

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait.

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I hear that you get it from your mom.

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<v Speaker 2>No.

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<v Speaker 3>I have it from my dad's side.

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<v Speaker 5>So don't worry about your mom.

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<v Speaker 3>My Aunt Barb has hair just like mine except it's red.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, look at that then, Dale. You're wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>No. Sorry, Dale.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm just speaking from my experience. You get them from

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<v Speaker 7>both of your.

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<v Speaker 6>Mother and your father.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm realizing in this moment, Dale is like the gooch.

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<v Speaker 7>Our best friend.

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<v Speaker 4>That's a compliment.

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<v Speaker 8>By the way, Dale, this is from Bosley Hair Transplant.

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<v Speaker 8>It says the mother's side myth. The idea that the

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<v Speaker 8>male pattern baldness comes only from your mother's side is

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<v Speaker 8>a myth.

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<v Speaker 7>They've said that.

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<v Speaker 5>The thing is, it comes from the X chromosome, which

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<v Speaker 5>your father carries also. Because men are X, Y, women are.

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<v Speaker 2>X, X.

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<v Speaker 8>So they both have X.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay. Then here's the other part with the X chromosome.

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<v Speaker 5>That's why men have nipples is because they're part female.

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<v Speaker 6>Wait, but why don't they get large?

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<v Speaker 7>Wait, so if I'm transgender, then what am I?

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<v Speaker 4>Hold on.

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<v Speaker 1>Stop.

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<v Speaker 4>You really do.

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<v Speaker 1>We might have to call Grant just to have.

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<v Speaker 4>Them both talk to each other.

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<v Speaker 1>What?

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<v Speaker 5>Genetically, men are half of a woman.

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<v Speaker 6>So men are half women?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it's the X chromosome, XY. Men are XY, women

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<v Speaker 5>are XX.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it possible for a man to have a period?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I feel like I do.

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<v Speaker 6>He definitely gets the symptoms.

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<v Speaker 5>We have things going on that, you know, chromosome-wise, we

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<v Speaker 5>get the same way as women. Beauty, manhood. Moody, yes, yes.

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<v Speaker 4>So you're saying that if a man gets moody, it's

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<v Speaker 4>a woman's fault?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, kind of.

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<v Speaker 6>Come on, man.

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<v Speaker 2>I just can't stop thinking about the nipples.

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<v Speaker 1>Right.

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<v Speaker 3>That's going to stick with me all day.

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<v Speaker 8>Forever.

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<v Speaker 7>That's why we do.

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<v Speaker 1>We.

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<v Speaker 5>We are half of a woman. I mean, chromosome-wise, we

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<v Speaker 5>are half-wise.

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<v Speaker 1>What are other things we get from women besides mood swings?

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<v Speaker 6>And nipples.

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<v Speaker 5>A good time?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah!

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<v Speaker 6>Good answer, good answer.

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<v Speaker 4>We love you, Dale. I'll talk to you later.

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