WEBVTT - HR. 1 - We're Short 0:00:02.600 --> 0:00:03.520 Super duper. 0:00:03.760 --> 0:00:04.600 That's nice. 0:00:05.000 --> 0:00:08.400 Fight a good guys, boys. 0:00:08.560 --> 0:00:10.680 It is the twentieth day of May twenty twenty sixth. 0:00:10.720 --> 0:00:12.520 Good morning, everybody. Welcome to the Patrick Morning Show, a 0:00:12.600 --> 0:00:15.160 wild Wednesday without the wild first time in a while. Huh, 0:00:15.840 --> 0:00:18.520 we've got all. We've got Parker coming a little bit later. 0:00:18.600 --> 0:00:19.919 But other than that, it's just a Patrick of Morning 0:00:19.960 --> 0:00:23.760 Show regulars. The core, the core of us, the Apple Core, 0:00:23.880 --> 0:00:27.800 the Rotten Corra Bite, the Big Apple, don't mind the maggots, eh, gross, 0:00:28.360 --> 0:00:31.280 So I way to start the morning. Here's Dustin Nickerson 0:00:31.320 --> 0:00:33.840 Patrick Morning Show Comedy on a Wednesday morning. 0:00:33.880 --> 0:00:34.320 Come on in. 0:00:34.760 --> 0:00:35.879 I'm glad you're here. 0:00:36.479 --> 0:00:39.720 I put on Looney Tunes for my kids recently. That 0:00:39.840 --> 0:00:44.560 show is not aged. Well all right, honey, let's meet 0:00:44.560 --> 0:00:45.760 this cast the characters. 0:00:46.080 --> 0:00:47.280 First off, we have a pig. 0:00:47.440 --> 0:00:51.280 His name's Porky, and his thing is he has the 0:00:51.320 --> 0:00:56.720 speech you pediment. Okay, you don't like that, we'll check 0:00:56.760 --> 0:01:02.240 it out. There's this mouse and he's Mexican. She goes, 0:01:02.240 --> 0:01:02.720 I don't get it. 0:01:02.760 --> 0:01:04.600 How's that funny going? How's that not funny? 0:01:06.520 --> 0:01:10.000 You heard what I said, right? Mexican mouse? Okay, you 0:01:10.040 --> 0:01:12.200 don't like that we'll check it out. There's this skunk, 0:01:18.120 --> 0:01:24.680 she goes, what's he doing? He holds women against their will? Yeah, 0:01:24.760 --> 0:01:27.160 they're trying it away, but be won't let them. A 0:01:29.080 --> 0:01:31.280 and all the other characters, what they're doing is they're 0:01:31.319 --> 0:01:34.399 trying to kill one another. You know how in your 0:01:34.480 --> 0:01:36.960 shows they're all friends. They're not a these one. They're 0:01:37.000 --> 0:01:41.040 trying to murder one another. There's this coyote who wants 0:01:41.120 --> 0:01:44.120 to kill this bird. There's this cat who wants to 0:01:44.240 --> 0:01:47.720 kill this other bird. Both that cat and that bird 0:01:47.920 --> 0:01:49.200 also have speech imediments. 0:01:49.240 --> 0:01:53.000 By the way, if you don't like any of that, 0:01:53.120 --> 0:01:55.080 here comes the headliner, the main character. 0:01:55.080 --> 0:01:58.000 You're ready see there's this bunny, and there's this hunter 0:01:58.320 --> 0:02:03.520 who you guessed it also the speech amen. And this 0:02:03.720 --> 0:02:07.360 hunter wants to kill the buddy, except from when the 0:02:07.440 --> 0:02:12.359 buddy puts on women's clothes, and now he does not 0:02:12.480 --> 0:02:16.560 want to kill the buddy. No, he is sexually attracted. 0:02:18.000 --> 0:02:22.359 To the bunny. You want to turn on Bluie and 0:02:22.480 --> 0:02:24.480 learn about empathy. Okay, let's do that. 0:02:35.200 --> 0:02:40.400 You last, you get a look to the home, I. 0:02:45.160 --> 0:02:49.160 See him feet us on your side. 0:02:51.160 --> 0:03:19.960 You here the distance unders this and you stray, all. 0:03:17.600 --> 0:03:20.040 Right, it is Wednesday, May twenty twenty six. 0:03:20.160 --> 0:03:22.079 Is the Power to a morning show? I'm Corey, that's Chris, 0:03:22.160 --> 0:03:23.079 that's Paul, there's Zach. 0:03:23.160 --> 0:03:26.880 Good morning. Hello over there? Hello, Hello, hello there? 0:03:26.960 --> 0:03:27.200 Hello? 0:03:27.440 --> 0:03:28.919 Hello. How are you look at you? 0:03:29.000 --> 0:03:29.160 Jack? 0:03:29.200 --> 0:03:30.280 Good? How are you great? 0:03:30.400 --> 0:03:30.560 Man? 0:03:31.880 --> 0:03:34.200 That's good? Yeah, man, Padre's hat. You're back on the 0:03:34.240 --> 0:03:35.200 Padres bandwagon? 0:03:35.560 --> 0:03:35.720 Yeah? 0:03:35.800 --> 0:03:37.520 But no, yeah, how are they doing well? I have 0:03:37.720 --> 0:03:39.360 no idea. It's the first hat I phone when I 0:03:39.400 --> 0:03:39.760 got up. 0:03:40.680 --> 0:03:43.080 Didn't we talk about the mystery with somebody who wasn't Ben? 0:03:43.400 --> 0:03:43.440 No? 0:03:43.880 --> 0:03:44.760 Was it those Tuesday? 0:03:45.760 --> 0:03:46.760 No, it was Max. 0:03:47.360 --> 0:03:51.160 We talked about the Padres with somebody we did? Yeah, 0:03:51.160 --> 0:03:53.600 it must have been Monday with Ben. I know the 0:03:53.680 --> 0:03:55.720 days I'll run together, you know. 0:03:56.480 --> 0:03:59.800 I think he talked about how when he was in 0:04:00.040 --> 0:04:04.800 San Diego he did charity work with like the fire department. 0:04:04.880 --> 0:04:05.600 Yeah, yeah, that's right. 0:04:05.840 --> 0:04:06.280 Yeah that. 0:04:07.880 --> 0:04:09.160 Did you hear the comedian Corey? 0:04:09.560 --> 0:04:14.200 Yes, sir, that's great. Yeah, that's not wrong. Yeah, very clever. 0:04:14.360 --> 0:04:18.040 Yeah, that's right. And he dresses like a woman and 0:04:18.160 --> 0:04:21.240 now he doesn't know whether he wants to shoot him 0:04:21.279 --> 0:04:22.880 or have sex with him. 0:04:23.040 --> 0:04:25.280 Yeah. It's so good and so true. 0:04:25.520 --> 0:04:28.760 It's still mount Rushmore cartoon. 0:04:29.000 --> 0:04:29.920 It's the greatest ever. 0:04:30.040 --> 0:04:30.880 It might be the best ever. 0:04:31.000 --> 0:04:33.000 It's a way up there if you don't count like Simpson, 0:04:33.160 --> 0:04:36.240 South Park Family, Guy Beaves and like adult If you 0:04:36.320 --> 0:04:39.600 take adult cartoons out and you say kids cartoons, it's 0:04:39.680 --> 0:04:40.600 probably number one. 0:04:40.680 --> 0:04:41.280 What has to be. 0:04:41.680 --> 0:04:45.360 Yeah, it's like but but you do, like I wonder 0:04:45.400 --> 0:04:47.880 if they've ever done some sort of some sort of 0:04:47.920 --> 0:04:51.880 a study like where they looked at the scenarios going 0:04:51.920 --> 0:04:54.120 on inside that cartoon and said, all right, who were 0:04:54.200 --> 0:04:57.560 the people right? What were what were their mindsets that 0:04:57.680 --> 0:04:59.680 they they said, Okay, we're gonna dress this money as 0:04:59.680 --> 0:05:01.840 a woman. Now the Hunters decide he wants to have 0:05:02.000 --> 0:05:02.560 sex with the. 0:05:02.680 --> 0:05:05.400 Sure, but you know, like who. 0:05:05.360 --> 0:05:06.440 Does that at a kids show? 0:05:06.920 --> 0:05:08.919 Or like we've always joked about for years the Pepula 0:05:08.960 --> 0:05:12.680 pu factor, right, Like he referenced who thought that the 0:05:12.839 --> 0:05:16.599 main plot line of Pepula Pew's entire story arc? 0:05:16.720 --> 0:05:18.039 Right, every episode was. 0:05:18.720 --> 0:05:23.200 Putting out the skunk scent, so they essentially got hypnotized 0:05:23.240 --> 0:05:24.520 so he could take advantage of that. 0:05:25.120 --> 0:05:28.400 That was every episode that didn't happen once. Yeah, that 0:05:28.600 --> 0:05:30.520 was every time he appeared on screen. 0:05:30.720 --> 0:05:33.520 It's like one everyone like the cartoonist came back from 0:05:33.520 --> 0:05:36.640 World War Two after meeting some frenchmen and did not 0:05:36.920 --> 0:05:40.200 like them, and understandably, you know, had some things wrong, 0:05:40.279 --> 0:05:42.240 but he said, you know what, here's the thing, here's what, 0:05:42.480 --> 0:05:43.400 here's how French. 0:05:43.200 --> 0:05:44.120 People are, right. 0:05:44.279 --> 0:05:48.000 Or maybe he loved French women but got constantly rejected 0:05:48.040 --> 0:05:51.000 and thought, well, I wonder how I could have hypnotized 0:05:51.040 --> 0:05:52.600 French women so I could just do whatever I want? 0:05:53.040 --> 0:05:54.279 And then what if I was a skunk? 0:05:54.440 --> 0:05:57.360 What in the hell did he do? What did he do? 0:05:57.480 --> 0:05:58.080 In Mexico? 0:05:59.000 --> 0:05:59.160 Right? 0:06:00.040 --> 0:06:04.920 Yeah, yeah, but Speedy Gonzalez again was like the hero 0:06:05.120 --> 0:06:08.560 of all heroes. I mean, slow polk Rodriguez caught strays, 0:06:09.960 --> 0:06:12.600 he cut every stereotype straight on the planet, but think 0:06:12.680 --> 0:06:13.120 all of them. 0:06:13.240 --> 0:06:15.440 But Speedy Gonzalez was the opposite. Yeah. 0:06:15.800 --> 0:06:19.160 He was the fastest mouse in all Mexico. Yeah right, 0:06:19.240 --> 0:06:21.800 you know what I'm saying. No one was faster than Speedy. 0:06:22.800 --> 0:06:24.560 It's like, I mean, it's kind of like I wonder 0:06:24.600 --> 0:06:26.320 if the guy like looked around at his family tree 0:06:26.320 --> 0:06:32.320 and was like, hmm, yeah, I have a well, I 0:06:32.400 --> 0:06:37.280 have a lectrous, sexually abusive uncle. That's pepula pew. I 0:06:37.320 --> 0:06:41.200 have a very lazy cousin, that slow poke Rodriguez. I 0:06:41.279 --> 0:06:42.840 have a guy we're pretty sure it's getting on with 0:06:42.880 --> 0:06:47.480 fire mantles, right, that's Elmer Fudd. And again they all 0:06:47.560 --> 0:06:49.800 have speech impediments. What's that all about? D Why was 0:06:49.880 --> 0:06:50.760 that funny to that guy? 0:06:52.240 --> 0:06:56.120 It didn't? Did melt blank voice? All of them? Almost? 0:06:56.400 --> 0:06:57.240 I think maybe all of them? 0:06:57.240 --> 0:06:57.360 Man? 0:06:57.400 --> 0:06:57.599 Maybe? 0:06:57.680 --> 0:07:01.200 So, I don't know, man, brilliant brilliant stuff. 0:07:01.240 --> 0:07:02.240 Man, Yeah, really good. 0:07:02.640 --> 0:07:04.120 I just and I remember a few of them. The 0:07:04.480 --> 0:07:06.440 weird ones, like the ones that stick out the most 0:07:06.480 --> 0:07:10.880 to me are the ones like We're the Wiley Kyrie. 0:07:10.960 --> 0:07:12.720 I think it's only the one where he speaks to 0:07:12.800 --> 0:07:15.120 the camera like he breaks down the third wall. 0:07:15.000 --> 0:07:17.920 And he sounds like sciences extremely smart. 0:07:18.120 --> 0:07:20.640 Yeah yeah, And there isn't there one where the kids says, 0:07:20.880 --> 0:07:24.000 don't you wish that speedy would that Wiley would catch 0:07:24.040 --> 0:07:24.560 speedy ones? 0:07:25.720 --> 0:07:25.840 Right? 0:07:25.920 --> 0:07:26.320 Remember that? 0:07:26.720 --> 0:07:28.000 Ye O? 0:07:28.320 --> 0:07:31.120 Man, there's some stuff going on inside there. 0:07:31.320 --> 0:07:34.520 Oh yeah, there's no doubt Foghorn. Leghorn is a racist, 0:07:35.320 --> 0:07:36.760 terrible I mean, yeah. 0:07:37.320 --> 0:07:40.800 And no offense. What about Yosemite, Sam. 0:07:41.200 --> 0:07:44.040 Yeah, I don't think he cares much for minorities either. 0:07:45.280 --> 0:07:48.680 M I don't know how did we not all end 0:07:48.760 --> 0:07:50.640 up being racist sexual predators? 0:07:50.720 --> 0:07:53.320 Or did we all of us? I'm learning out things. 0:07:53.480 --> 0:07:55.400 I'm learning all kinds of things about myself I don't 0:07:55.480 --> 0:08:01.200 like right now, Oh kind, I don't know who the 0:08:01.280 --> 0:08:04.960 hell am I? You know what's better than that, though? 0:08:05.360 --> 0:08:06.880 Just go to the casino and forget it all. 0:08:07.000 --> 0:08:11.200 Yeah, right, the noises, you forget, the lights, they'll make 0:08:11.280 --> 0:08:13.200 you forget. Yeah, we'll be there a week from tomorrow, 0:08:13.680 --> 0:08:14.600 round resort and casino. 0:08:15.440 --> 0:08:16.800 Remember, not remember anything? 0:08:16.920 --> 0:08:18.440 Hawk can I have to leave at nine oh one 0:08:18.520 --> 0:08:19.000 to get there? 0:08:19.560 --> 0:08:22.000 Well, I wish I could. I'll be with h I'm 0:08:22.040 --> 0:08:25.000 gonna be with Johnny Crease. Oh where aut in Alexandria 0:08:25.080 --> 0:08:27.000 at at an event for mental health? You know it's 0:08:27.040 --> 0:08:28.360 Mental Health Awareness months. 0:08:28.560 --> 0:08:28.760 Yeah. 0:08:28.800 --> 0:08:31.160 I'm gonna hit the highway and drive as quickly as 0:08:31.200 --> 0:08:33.319 I can. Try not to stop at other casinos on 0:08:33.400 --> 0:08:35.839 the way to that casino. Hell yeah, it's a long 0:08:35.960 --> 0:08:42.040 drive just to forget my problems. Yep, Yeah, I think 0:08:42.080 --> 0:08:43.040 I need nutrients. 0:08:45.000 --> 0:08:45.559 I definitely do. 0:08:47.160 --> 0:08:47.719 What are you gonna do? 0:08:47.800 --> 0:08:47.920 Hey? 0:08:48.160 --> 0:08:48.560 Did you hear? 0:08:48.720 --> 0:08:51.880 I have all these leftover stories from time to time? 0:08:51.920 --> 0:08:54.199 You know that I don't get to What about the 0:08:54.280 --> 0:08:58.559 guy accused of abandoning several exotic snakes while fleeing police 0:08:58.600 --> 0:09:00.920 on Hollywood Boulevard. I'll take what that's a way to 0:09:00.960 --> 0:09:02.920 get away from me. If I'm a police officer, Yeah, 0:09:03.080 --> 0:09:07.079 i'd say throw a copperheaded me and you win. We'll 0:09:07.120 --> 0:09:13.080 stop the search. Yeah. Yeah, the large stakes were safely 0:09:13.120 --> 0:09:15.880 recovered and returned to that boy's a harrow. 0:09:19.000 --> 0:09:21.560 Brilliant. What a great movie. 0:09:21.679 --> 0:09:24.640 What a great movie. Pee wee herman. Let's talk about 0:09:24.720 --> 0:09:25.280 him for a minute. 0:09:26.440 --> 0:09:26.680 Yeah. 0:09:27.200 --> 0:09:30.160 He lives with a bunch of of things that talk 0:09:30.240 --> 0:09:33.800 to him. He's obviously high on something. Yeah, he's for 0:09:33.960 --> 0:09:35.839 sure high on He talks like a kiddy, dresses like 0:09:35.880 --> 0:09:38.720 a kid, has clothed offit him. He wears makeup. 0:09:39.040 --> 0:09:42.640 Yeah, he hammers himself in theaters. 0:09:42.800 --> 0:09:44.520 Well that's real life, man. 0:09:44.679 --> 0:09:47.480 Yeah, let the man live. He's dead, now, let him alive. 0:09:48.280 --> 0:09:50.520 I'm gonna say, no, I have to interrupt you. Here's 0:09:50.559 --> 0:09:54.040 the thing. You allowed them to have a beat off theater, 0:09:54.120 --> 0:09:55.520 and you don't think people are gonna. 0:09:55.280 --> 0:09:59.240 Beat off there. Yeah, everybody go in there just to 0:09:59.280 --> 0:09:59.880 get an erection. 0:10:00.120 --> 0:10:05.040 I can get one of those anywhere. Yeah, I'm learning 0:10:05.080 --> 0:10:07.360 things about myself, Corey, and not all of them are pleasant. 0:10:08.720 --> 0:10:11.800 He wasn't there to watch problem child. He was there 0:10:11.880 --> 0:10:12.720 to hammer himself. 0:10:12.800 --> 0:10:14.680 They got he wasn't watching a problem child. 0:10:17.240 --> 0:10:17.880 Well played. 0:10:18.920 --> 0:10:23.120 Yeah, oh man, there's these dudes that pop up on 0:10:23.200 --> 0:10:27.400 my Instagram once in all, I'm brilliant. My guess is 0:10:27.480 --> 0:10:29.199 Zach might even follow these guys because a couple of 0:10:29.240 --> 0:10:30.320 the dudes are good looking dudes. 0:10:30.360 --> 0:10:32.240 But they're like brothers that play all these games, and 0:10:32.280 --> 0:10:32.920 I'm like, why do I? 0:10:33.640 --> 0:10:35.920 And then every time again, every time I engage, I'm like, man, 0:10:35.920 --> 0:10:38.240 I'm just telling the algorithm that I like these guys 0:10:38.320 --> 0:10:41.720 more than I really do. They're fine, but whatever. Anyway, 0:10:41.720 --> 0:10:45.040 it's like three or four brothers that play these random games. Well, 0:10:45.080 --> 0:10:49.079 one of them is m i A because he was 0:10:49.400 --> 0:10:55.400 walking around, walking around got bit by a rattlesnake and 0:10:55.720 --> 0:10:58.120 uh so he's been in the hospital for like days 0:10:58.920 --> 0:11:01.320 and they showed photo of his leg and his foot 0:11:01.320 --> 0:11:01.680 and it's. 0:11:01.600 --> 0:11:04.160 Still twice the size of a normal foot. In the 0:11:04.920 --> 0:11:06.600 entire lower leg is bruised. 0:11:06.600 --> 0:11:09.120 And Nick they're giving updates he might have to have 0:11:09.240 --> 0:11:11.679 like a second round of Anti VANDAM and I'm like, man, 0:11:11.720 --> 0:11:14.680 I was just watching these guys because they were playing Wavelength. Yeah, 0:11:15.559 --> 0:11:20.760 and now Dry gets bit by a rattlesnake. Man, oh man, 0:11:20.960 --> 0:11:23.400 what if he would have died for sure? Crazy? 0:11:23.559 --> 0:11:24.400 Yeah, that's hideous. 0:11:24.679 --> 0:11:27.319 There must be that moment right where you're like, I 0:11:27.520 --> 0:11:31.520 might die right now, Yeah, being bitten by rattlesnake. I 0:11:31.600 --> 0:11:32.640 might be dying right now. 0:11:33.520 --> 0:11:34.640 It might be over. Yeah. 0:11:35.520 --> 0:11:37.120 And one of the one of the dudes for one 0:11:37.160 --> 0:11:39.000 of the updates was like, yeah, they said the resort, 0:11:39.080 --> 0:11:41.000 it was the first time in over a decade somebody's 0:11:41.000 --> 0:11:43.400 been bit by a rattlesnake. I'm like, how about never 0:11:43.520 --> 0:11:46.480 go to that resort? Even if it's been ten years, 0:11:46.679 --> 0:11:49.920 that's ten years too soon. And now that's two in 0:11:50.000 --> 0:11:51.160 the last eleven years. 0:11:51.240 --> 0:11:53.240 I have a friend which threw that, who lives in Florida, 0:11:53.840 --> 0:11:56.000 and I guess it's probably been a month ago now 0:11:56.120 --> 0:12:01.079 it was mating season, I guess for Snaky's and she 0:12:01.240 --> 0:12:04.480 couldn't leave her house and she had to be careful 0:12:04.520 --> 0:12:07.000 going into garage because there were so many snakes. 0:12:07.120 --> 0:12:14.120 Yeah, Florida is Jurassic Parks. Yeah, why would anyone live there? Yeah, 0:12:14.240 --> 0:12:18.480 I mean there's dinosaurs. Yeah, and it's surrounded by great 0:12:18.520 --> 0:12:21.760 white sharks. So by land or by sea, you're and 0:12:21.960 --> 0:12:23.839 by air because the hurricanes will get you. 0:12:24.040 --> 0:12:26.720 Yeah they will. There's nowhere to hide, nowhere to hide, 0:12:26.760 --> 0:12:28.439 nowhere to run, Thanks Martha Vandella. 0:12:28.559 --> 0:12:33.360 They have iguana's falling from the sky, snakes and alligators 0:12:33.559 --> 0:12:38.920 all over the roads, swamps, lakes everywhere. And you're like, oh, man, 0:12:38.920 --> 0:12:40.600 I'm just gonna run into the ocean and hide from 0:12:40.640 --> 0:12:43.239 the gators. Well, now you're eaten by a great white cheffy. 0:12:43.000 --> 0:12:43.680 Get eaten by shark. 0:12:43.760 --> 0:12:46.440 Now what a hell hole. 0:12:48.200 --> 0:12:50.960 It's It's unbelievable. That's why Minnesota works. 0:12:51.000 --> 0:12:51.080 Man. 0:12:51.120 --> 0:12:52.679 I'm make sure we got some things will kill you. 0:12:52.679 --> 0:12:55.559 You got a once in a while, a tornado you 0:12:55.640 --> 0:12:57.319 got to deal with once in a while. The blizzard. 0:12:57.920 --> 0:12:59.920 I from my hear, you just fall asleep. 0:13:01.760 --> 0:13:06.040 Just stay indoors. Man, it's it gets cold for about 0:13:06.080 --> 0:13:11.000 four months. Yesterday, yesterday, Yeah, my testicles off here. Oh 0:13:11.080 --> 0:13:13.520 I'm sorry. Oh you're no use to my dad anymore. 0:13:13.559 --> 0:13:16.120 I'll tell you what I'd be better for humanity. I think. 0:13:18.200 --> 0:13:19.880 I think if your balls all of a sudden we're gone, 0:13:19.920 --> 0:13:21.520 I think a lot of more people would. 0:13:22.200 --> 0:13:24.480 I'd be like the scarecrow after I got my brain. 0:13:24.760 --> 0:13:29.360 Yeah, we're like, oh wow, break it, breaking down ice 0:13:30.000 --> 0:13:31.920 trying how clear you come smart? 0:13:32.240 --> 0:13:39.199 Said clear. By the way, Minnesota has done it, We've 0:13:39.280 --> 0:13:40.760 we've vanned prediction markets. 0:13:41.679 --> 0:13:42.880 Ye, guess first is it. 0:13:42.960 --> 0:13:44.240 We're the first state to do it. 0:13:44.679 --> 0:13:45.760 Yeah, which is interesting. 0:13:46.000 --> 0:13:49.920 Yeah, because we don't allow gambling, m right or do we? 0:13:50.840 --> 0:13:54.199 No, we don't, or do we? There's there's a lot 0:13:54.280 --> 0:13:56.199 of gray area. Look, I I have a lot of 0:13:56.280 --> 0:14:02.600 really friends to gamble right professionally. Yeah, there's no one 0:14:02.679 --> 0:14:05.839 stopping them, right, it's just not policed. Everyone I know 0:14:06.200 --> 0:14:09.920 is playing online poker, they're doing online gambling, they're doing 0:14:09.960 --> 0:14:13.839 online betting. Just they're just not enforcing it. It's the 0:14:13.920 --> 0:14:16.080 gray area of like, look, we know every other state's 0:14:16.120 --> 0:14:20.400 doing this. We're going to not track every individual person 0:14:20.480 --> 0:14:24.080 that's betting. We're not tracking them down. All my friends 0:14:24.080 --> 0:14:27.040 are playing online poker, every single one of them, all of. 0:14:27.040 --> 0:14:29.960 Them, every one of them. It's a good question that 0:14:30.080 --> 0:14:33.080 sometimes you're in tournaments with people who are playing another tournament. Sure, 0:14:33.160 --> 0:14:36.880 well that is a problem. Honestly, I'm saying this, like 0:14:36.960 --> 0:14:39.640 I said, it's like masturbating while having sex. I don't understand. 0:14:39.640 --> 0:14:41.440 How many holes do you have, lady, I don't know 0:14:41.480 --> 0:14:42.000 what's going on. 0:14:42.880 --> 0:14:44.960 He's not wrong, that's uh, I. 0:14:44.920 --> 0:14:46.320 Don't get it. Let me Let me go back to 0:14:46.400 --> 0:14:47.880 pee wee Herman for a moment too, while we're talking 0:14:47.920 --> 0:14:51.920 about this kind of thing. Is every X rated film 0:14:52.000 --> 0:14:56.040 theater just a sting? Because what else do they expect? 0:14:57.480 --> 0:14:57.600 Right? 0:14:57.680 --> 0:14:59.760 It should either be legal again, maybe this is a 0:14:59.800 --> 0:15:02.520 great area think. Maybe this is the one day they said, hey, 0:15:02.640 --> 0:15:05.800 is this technically illegal? Well yeah, but look everybody knows 0:15:05.880 --> 0:15:08.000 what happened in the theater, so nobody's walking in there 0:15:08.000 --> 0:15:10.080 without knowing that, so we just leave it alone. Maybe 0:15:10.160 --> 0:15:12.440 that was just the one day they're like, I don't know, man, 0:15:12.480 --> 0:15:14.440 I've had enough. Can we just go bus people? 0:15:14.640 --> 0:15:17.120 And then they walked in and there's twelve perverts and 0:15:17.360 --> 0:15:19.840 one of them was was pee wee Herman. 0:15:20.200 --> 0:15:22.920 Yeah, it's just wrong place, wrong time. 0:15:24.080 --> 0:15:25.720 Maybe there was an unridden rule where you have to 0:15:25.760 --> 0:15:27.640 clean up after yourself and he just wouldn't do it. 0:15:27.920 --> 0:15:30.240 Yeah, maybe they that was like the eighth time that 0:15:30.360 --> 0:15:32.680 week that they're like, all right, pee wee, we're gonna 0:15:32.680 --> 0:15:33.520 have to call the police. 0:15:33.720 --> 0:15:36.440 What if they got mad because that was the like 0:15:36.520 --> 0:15:39.360 you didn't pay for his sour patch. 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And she said? 0:17:43.920 --> 0:17:47.360 Baby was unfortunately not delivered by the officer. 0:17:48.000 --> 0:17:51.840 The officer took her hands off and removed the baby, 0:17:52.160 --> 0:17:54.880 who was hanging in the lights. 0:17:55.160 --> 0:17:58.359 She completed delivery with the hands behind her box. 0:18:00.480 --> 0:18:03.320 A lot of unpacking going on there, not just by 0:18:03.359 --> 0:18:04.080 the police officer. 0:18:05.240 --> 0:18:15.879 Hmm, yeah, that were you played again? 0:18:16.240 --> 0:18:19.800 I don't know. Let's vote on it, should I? 0:18:19.960 --> 0:18:21.160 Yeah, sure, let's do it again. 0:18:21.040 --> 0:18:24.600 Because he was unfortunately not delivered by the officer. 0:18:25.240 --> 0:18:29.080 The officer took her pants off and removed the baby, 0:18:29.400 --> 0:18:34.280 who was hanging in the leg. She completed delivery with 0:18:34.440 --> 0:18:37.840 the hands behind robot was hanging in the what in 0:18:37.960 --> 0:18:38.720 her pants leg? 0:18:39.200 --> 0:18:41.560 I can't I can't make out with her pain her 0:18:41.680 --> 0:18:42.480 pants leg. 0:18:42.480 --> 0:18:45.360 And she was handcuffed during the delivery. 0:18:45.560 --> 0:18:47.360 Oh that part I got. 0:18:47.520 --> 0:18:50.840 So the officer took the woman's pants off, not her 0:18:50.920 --> 0:18:54.040 own pants off. It's not a female officer de panting herself. 0:18:54.119 --> 0:18:58.000 Oh good point, I didn't the way she worried. I'm like, 0:18:58.160 --> 0:19:01.560 so it's the officer took so the officer. There's a 0:19:01.600 --> 0:19:02.240 pregnant lady. 0:19:02.760 --> 0:19:04.960 She gets handcuffed, her hands behind her back, but the 0:19:05.040 --> 0:19:08.920 baby's coming. So the officer pulls the person's pants down 0:19:09.600 --> 0:19:13.080 and then delivers the baby while the pregnant mother has 0:19:13.160 --> 0:19:14.960 her hands behind her back. 0:19:15.520 --> 0:19:19.919 Got it? Yeah? Yeah, so somebody is suing somebody. 0:19:19.960 --> 0:19:22.400 I assume the person that was getting arrested is suing 0:19:22.520 --> 0:19:26.560 I would I guess, Yeah, what's happening? Yeah saying how 0:19:26.640 --> 0:19:29.280 could you not let me get birth, like, you know, 0:19:29.480 --> 0:19:31.760 with my hands free? Then you can arrest me later. 0:19:31.960 --> 0:19:32.159 I mean. 0:19:32.280 --> 0:19:35.119 Is there audio of the judge going, you're kidding, right. 0:19:36.200 --> 0:19:40.520 I don't know. I just don't all put your hand down. 0:19:41.520 --> 0:19:44.880 My hands are down. I'm on camera. Can't get away 0:19:44.920 --> 0:19:49.280 with that. But the police officer lady, yes, how do 0:19:49.320 --> 0:19:51.679 you know it was a lady? Wasn't that the lady talking? 0:19:52.800 --> 0:19:56.080 No? But it's okay. I don't know. I don't matter 0:19:57.000 --> 0:19:59.320