Speaker 1: Super duper.
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Speaker 3: Fight a good guys, boys.
Speaker 4: It is the twentieth day of May twenty twenty sixth.
Speaker 4: Good morning, everybody. Welcome to the Patrick Morning Show, a
Speaker 4: wild Wednesday without the wild first time in a while. Huh,
Speaker 4: we've got all. We've got Parker coming a little bit later.
Speaker 4: But other than that, it's just a Patrick of Morning
Speaker 4: Show regulars. The core, the core of us, the Apple Core,
Speaker 4: the Rotten Corra Bite, the Big Apple, don't mind the maggots, eh, gross,
Speaker 4: So I way to start the morning. Here's Dustin Nickerson
Speaker 4: Patrick Morning Show Comedy on a Wednesday morning.
Speaker 1: Come on in.
Speaker 4: I'm glad you're here.
Speaker 5: I put on Looney Tunes for my kids recently. That
Speaker 5: show is not aged. Well all right, honey, let's meet
Speaker 5: this cast the characters.
Speaker 1: First off, we have a pig.
Speaker 5: His name's Porky, and his thing is he has the
Speaker 5: speech you pediment. Okay, you don't like that, we'll check
Speaker 5: it out. There's this mouse and he's Mexican. She goes,
Speaker 5: I don't get it.
Speaker 1: How's that funny going? How's that not funny?
Speaker 5: You heard what I said, right? Mexican mouse? Okay, you
Speaker 5: don't like that we'll check it out. There's this skunk,
Speaker 5: she goes, what's he doing? He holds women against their will? Yeah,
Speaker 5: they're trying it away, but be won't let them. A
Speaker 5: and all the other characters, what they're doing is they're
Speaker 5: trying to kill one another. You know how in your
Speaker 5: shows they're all friends. They're not a these one. They're
Speaker 5: trying to murder one another. There's this coyote who wants
Speaker 5: to kill this bird. There's this cat who wants to
Speaker 5: kill this other bird. Both that cat and that bird
Speaker 5: also have speech imediments.
Speaker 1: By the way, if you don't like any of that,
Speaker 1: here comes the headliner, the main character.
Speaker 5: You're ready see there's this bunny, and there's this hunter
Speaker 5: who you guessed it also the speech amen. And this
Speaker 5: hunter wants to kill the buddy, except from when the
Speaker 5: buddy puts on women's clothes, and now he does not
Speaker 5: want to kill the buddy. No, he is sexually attracted.
Speaker 1: To the bunny. You want to turn on Bluie and
Speaker 1: learn about empathy. Okay, let's do that.
Speaker 4: You last, you get a look to the home, I.
Speaker 1: See him feet us on your side.
Speaker 2: You here the distance unders this and you stray, all.
Speaker 1: Right, it is Wednesday, May twenty twenty six.
Speaker 6: Is the Power to a morning show? I'm Corey, that's Chris,
Speaker 6: that's Paul, there's Zach.
Speaker 1: Good morning. Hello over there? Hello, Hello, hello there?
Speaker 5: Hello?
Speaker 1: Hello. How are you look at you?
Speaker 4: Jack?
Speaker 1: Good? How are you great?
Speaker 7: Man?
Speaker 1: That's good? Yeah, man, Padre's hat. You're back on the
Speaker 1: Padres bandwagon?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: But no, yeah, how are they doing well? I have
Speaker 1: no idea. It's the first hat I phone when I
Speaker 1: got up.
Speaker 4: Didn't we talk about the mystery with somebody who wasn't Ben?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 4: Was it those Tuesday?
Speaker 1: No, it was Max.
Speaker 4: We talked about the Padres with somebody we did? Yeah,
Speaker 4: it must have been Monday with Ben. I know the
Speaker 4: days I'll run together, you know.
Speaker 8: I think he talked about how when he was in
Speaker 8: San Diego he did charity work with like the fire department.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1: Yeah that.
Speaker 4: Did you hear the comedian Corey?
Speaker 1: Yes, sir, that's great. Yeah, that's not wrong. Yeah, very clever.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right. And he dresses like a woman and
Speaker 4: now he doesn't know whether he wants to shoot him
Speaker 4: or have sex with him.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It's so good and so true.
Speaker 6: It's still mount Rushmore cartoon.
Speaker 4: It's the greatest ever.
Speaker 1: It might be the best ever.
Speaker 6: It's a way up there if you don't count like Simpson,
Speaker 6: South Park Family, Guy Beaves and like adult If you
Speaker 6: take adult cartoons out and you say kids cartoons, it's
Speaker 6: probably number one.
Speaker 1: What has to be.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like but but you do, like I wonder
Speaker 4: if they've ever done some sort of some sort of
Speaker 4: a study like where they looked at the scenarios going
Speaker 4: on inside that cartoon and said, all right, who were
Speaker 4: the people right? What were what were their mindsets that
Speaker 4: they they said, Okay, we're gonna dress this money as
Speaker 4: a woman. Now the Hunters decide he wants to have
Speaker 4: sex with the.
Speaker 1: Sure, but you know, like who.
Speaker 4: Does that at a kids show?
Speaker 6: Or like we've always joked about for years the Pepula
Speaker 6: pu factor, right, Like he referenced who thought that the
Speaker 6: main plot line of Pepula Pew's entire story arc?
Speaker 1: Right, every episode was.
Speaker 6: Putting out the skunk scent, so they essentially got hypnotized
Speaker 6: so he could take advantage of that.
Speaker 8: That was every episode that didn't happen once. Yeah, that
Speaker 8: was every time he appeared on screen.
Speaker 4: It's like one everyone like the cartoonist came back from
Speaker 4: World War Two after meeting some frenchmen and did not
Speaker 4: like them, and understandably, you know, had some things wrong,
Speaker 4: but he said, you know what, here's the thing, here's what,
Speaker 4: here's how French.
Speaker 1: People are, right.
Speaker 6: Or maybe he loved French women but got constantly rejected
Speaker 6: and thought, well, I wonder how I could have hypnotized
Speaker 6: French women so I could just do whatever I want?
Speaker 1: And then what if I was a skunk?
Speaker 4: What in the hell did he do? What did he do?
Speaker 4: In Mexico?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, but Speedy Gonzalez again was like the hero
Speaker 6: of all heroes. I mean, slow polk Rodriguez caught strays,
Speaker 6: he cut every stereotype straight on the planet, but think
Speaker 6: all of them.
Speaker 1: But Speedy Gonzalez was the opposite. Yeah.
Speaker 6: He was the fastest mouse in all Mexico. Yeah right,
Speaker 6: you know what I'm saying. No one was faster than Speedy.
Speaker 4: It's like, I mean, it's kind of like I wonder
Speaker 4: if the guy like looked around at his family tree
Speaker 4: and was like, hmm, yeah, I have a well, I
Speaker 4: have a lectrous, sexually abusive uncle. That's pepula pew. I
Speaker 4: have a very lazy cousin, that slow poke Rodriguez. I
Speaker 4: have a guy we're pretty sure it's getting on with
Speaker 4: fire mantles, right, that's Elmer Fudd. And again they all
Speaker 4: have speech impediments. What's that all about? D Why was
Speaker 4: that funny to that guy?
Speaker 1: It didn't? Did melt blank voice? All of them? Almost?
Speaker 4: I think maybe all of them?
Speaker 6: Man?
Speaker 1: Maybe?
Speaker 4: So, I don't know, man, brilliant brilliant stuff.
Speaker 1: Man, Yeah, really good.
Speaker 4: I just and I remember a few of them. The
Speaker 4: weird ones, like the ones that stick out the most
Speaker 4: to me are the ones like We're the Wiley Kyrie.
Speaker 4: I think it's only the one where he speaks to
Speaker 4: the camera like he breaks down the third wall.
Speaker 1: And he sounds like sciences extremely smart.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, And there isn't there one where the kids says,
Speaker 4: don't you wish that speedy would that Wiley would catch
Speaker 4: speedy ones?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 4: Remember that?
Speaker 1: Ye O?
Speaker 4: Man, there's some stuff going on inside there.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, there's no doubt Foghorn. Leghorn is a racist,
Speaker 6: terrible I mean, yeah.
Speaker 4: And no offense. What about Yosemite, Sam.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't think he cares much for minorities either.
Speaker 6: M I don't know how did we not all end
Speaker 6: up being racist sexual predators?
Speaker 1: Or did we all of us? I'm learning out things.
Speaker 4: I'm learning all kinds of things about myself I don't
Speaker 4: like right now, Oh kind, I don't know who the
Speaker 4: hell am I? You know what's better than that, though?
Speaker 4: Just go to the casino and forget it all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, the noises, you forget, the lights, they'll make
Speaker 1: you forget. Yeah, we'll be there a week from tomorrow,
Speaker 1: round resort and casino.
Speaker 4: Remember, not remember anything?
Speaker 1: Hawk can I have to leave at nine oh one
Speaker 1: to get there?
Speaker 4: Well, I wish I could. I'll be with h I'm
Speaker 4: gonna be with Johnny Crease. Oh where aut in Alexandria
Speaker 4: at at an event for mental health? You know it's
Speaker 4: Mental Health Awareness months.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna hit the highway and drive as quickly as
Speaker 4: I can. Try not to stop at other casinos on
Speaker 4: the way to that casino. Hell yeah, it's a long
Speaker 4: drive just to forget my problems. Yep, Yeah, I think
Speaker 4: I need nutrients.
Speaker 1: I definitely do.
Speaker 4: What are you gonna do?
Speaker 5: Hey?
Speaker 1: Did you hear?
Speaker 4: I have all these leftover stories from time to time?
Speaker 4: You know that I don't get to What about the
Speaker 4: guy accused of abandoning several exotic snakes while fleeing police
Speaker 4: on Hollywood Boulevard. I'll take what that's a way to
Speaker 4: get away from me. If I'm a police officer, Yeah,
Speaker 4: i'd say throw a copperheaded me and you win. We'll
Speaker 4: stop the search. Yeah. Yeah, the large stakes were safely
Speaker 4: recovered and returned to that boy's a harrow.
Speaker 1: Brilliant. What a great movie.
Speaker 4: What a great movie. Pee wee herman. Let's talk about
Speaker 4: him for a minute.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: He lives with a bunch of of things that talk
Speaker 4: to him. He's obviously high on something. Yeah, he's for
Speaker 4: sure high on He talks like a kiddy, dresses like
Speaker 4: a kid, has clothed offit him. He wears makeup.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he hammers himself in theaters.
Speaker 4: Well that's real life, man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let the man live. He's dead, now, let him alive.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna say, no, I have to interrupt you. Here's
Speaker 4: the thing. You allowed them to have a beat off theater,
Speaker 4: and you don't think people are gonna.
Speaker 1: Beat off there. Yeah, everybody go in there just to
Speaker 1: get an erection.
Speaker 4: I can get one of those anywhere. Yeah, I'm learning
Speaker 4: things about myself, Corey, and not all of them are pleasant.
Speaker 1: He wasn't there to watch problem child. He was there
Speaker 1: to hammer himself.
Speaker 4: They got he wasn't watching a problem child.
Speaker 1: Well played.
Speaker 6: Yeah, oh man, there's these dudes that pop up on
Speaker 6: my Instagram once in all, I'm brilliant. My guess is
Speaker 6: Zach might even follow these guys because a couple of
Speaker 6: the dudes are good looking dudes.
Speaker 1: But they're like brothers that play all these games, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, why do I?
Speaker 6: And then every time again, every time I engage, I'm like, man,
Speaker 6: I'm just telling the algorithm that I like these guys
Speaker 6: more than I really do. They're fine, but whatever. Anyway,
Speaker 6: it's like three or four brothers that play these random games. Well,
Speaker 6: one of them is m i A because he was
Speaker 6: walking around, walking around got bit by a rattlesnake and
Speaker 6: uh so he's been in the hospital for like days
Speaker 6: and they showed photo of his leg and his foot
Speaker 6: and it's.
Speaker 1: Still twice the size of a normal foot. In the
Speaker 1: entire lower leg is bruised.
Speaker 6: And Nick they're giving updates he might have to have
Speaker 6: like a second round of Anti VANDAM and I'm like, man,
Speaker 6: I was just watching these guys because they were playing Wavelength. Yeah,
Speaker 6: and now Dry gets bit by a rattlesnake. Man, oh man,
Speaker 6: what if he would have died for sure? Crazy?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's hideous.
Speaker 4: There must be that moment right where you're like, I
Speaker 4: might die right now, Yeah, being bitten by rattlesnake. I
Speaker 4: might be dying right now.
Speaker 1: It might be over. Yeah.
Speaker 6: And one of the one of the dudes for one
Speaker 6: of the updates was like, yeah, they said the resort,
Speaker 6: it was the first time in over a decade somebody's
Speaker 6: been bit by a rattlesnake. I'm like, how about never
Speaker 6: go to that resort? Even if it's been ten years,
Speaker 6: that's ten years too soon. And now that's two in
Speaker 6: the last eleven years.
Speaker 4: I have a friend which threw that, who lives in Florida,
Speaker 4: and I guess it's probably been a month ago now
Speaker 4: it was mating season, I guess for Snaky's and she
Speaker 4: couldn't leave her house and she had to be careful
Speaker 4: going into garage because there were so many snakes.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Florida is Jurassic Parks. Yeah, why would anyone live there? Yeah,
Speaker 6: I mean there's dinosaurs. Yeah, and it's surrounded by great
Speaker 6: white sharks. So by land or by sea, you're and
Speaker 6: by air because the hurricanes will get you.
Speaker 1: Yeah they will. There's nowhere to hide, nowhere to hide,
Speaker 1: nowhere to run, Thanks Martha Vandella.
Speaker 6: They have iguana's falling from the sky, snakes and alligators
Speaker 6: all over the roads, swamps, lakes everywhere. And you're like, oh, man,
Speaker 6: I'm just gonna run into the ocean and hide from
Speaker 6: the gators. Well, now you're eaten by a great white cheffy.
Speaker 4: Get eaten by shark.
Speaker 1: Now what a hell hole.
Speaker 4: It's It's unbelievable. That's why Minnesota works.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 4: I'm make sure we got some things will kill you.
Speaker 1: You got a once in a while, a tornado you
Speaker 1: got to deal with once in a while. The blizzard.
Speaker 4: I from my hear, you just fall asleep.
Speaker 1: Just stay indoors. Man, it's it gets cold for about
Speaker 1: four months. Yesterday, yesterday, Yeah, my testicles off here. Oh
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Oh you're no use to my dad anymore.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what I'd be better for humanity. I think.
Speaker 1: I think if your balls all of a sudden we're gone,
Speaker 1: I think a lot of more people would.
Speaker 4: I'd be like the scarecrow after I got my brain.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're like, oh wow, break it, breaking down ice
Speaker 1: trying how clear you come smart?
Speaker 4: Said clear. By the way, Minnesota has done it, We've
Speaker 4: we've vanned prediction markets.
Speaker 1: Ye, guess first is it.
Speaker 4: We're the first state to do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, which is interesting.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because we don't allow gambling, m right or do we?
Speaker 6: No, we don't, or do we? There's there's a lot
Speaker 6: of gray area. Look, I I have a lot of
Speaker 6: really friends to gamble right professionally. Yeah, there's no one
Speaker 6: stopping them, right, it's just not policed. Everyone I know
Speaker 6: is playing online poker, they're doing online gambling, they're doing
Speaker 6: online betting. Just they're just not enforcing it. It's the
Speaker 6: gray area of like, look, we know every other state's
Speaker 6: doing this. We're going to not track every individual person
Speaker 6: that's betting. We're not tracking them down. All my friends
Speaker 6: are playing online poker, every single one of them, all of.
Speaker 4: Them, every one of them. It's a good question that
Speaker 4: sometimes you're in tournaments with people who are playing another tournament. Sure,
Speaker 4: well that is a problem. Honestly, I'm saying this, like
Speaker 4: I said, it's like masturbating while having sex. I don't understand.
Speaker 4: How many holes do you have, lady, I don't know
Speaker 4: what's going on.
Speaker 1: He's not wrong, that's uh, I.
Speaker 4: Don't get it. Let me Let me go back to
Speaker 4: pee wee Herman for a moment too, while we're talking
Speaker 4: about this kind of thing. Is every X rated film
Speaker 4: theater just a sting? Because what else do they expect?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 6: It should either be legal again, maybe this is a
Speaker 6: great area think. Maybe this is the one day they said, hey,
Speaker 6: is this technically illegal? Well yeah, but look everybody knows
Speaker 6: what happened in the theater, so nobody's walking in there
Speaker 6: without knowing that, so we just leave it alone. Maybe
Speaker 6: that was just the one day they're like, I don't know, man,
Speaker 6: I've had enough. Can we just go bus people?
Speaker 8: And then they walked in and there's twelve perverts and
Speaker 8: one of them was was pee wee Herman.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just wrong place, wrong time.
Speaker 4: Maybe there was an unridden rule where you have to
Speaker 4: clean up after yourself and he just wouldn't do it.
Speaker 8: Yeah, maybe they that was like the eighth time that
Speaker 8: week that they're like, all right, pee wee, we're gonna
Speaker 8: have to call the police.
Speaker 1: What if they got mad because that was the like
Speaker 1: you didn't pay for his sour patch. Casey, wait you
Speaker 1: I guess, yeah, you'd want to snack after you got
Speaker 1: done hammer in it.
Speaker 6: I was gonna say snowcaps, but I was worried that
Speaker 6: was going to sound like a euphemism. And the pretty
Speaker 6: much yeah, and like the target dollar, I basically movie
Speaker 6: theater candies before you go to the movie theater.
Speaker 4: That guy keeps asking us to put on Problem Child.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think we should.
Speaker 8: He just loves John Ritter. Yeah, call the feds. It's
Speaker 8: Michael Richards is the bow tie Killer. Yeah, pew, we
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Speaker 4: Okay, here we are so and I felt drafts come
Speaker 4: to town. Tim Connolly said some things, but today's top
Speaker 4: story involves the following SoundBite. A lady was in a
Speaker 4: courtroom in New York Brooklyn to be exact, Okay, she
Speaker 4: had a baby. Happens from time to time, happens in cabs,
Speaker 4: happens on roller coasters. But listen to this lady describe
Speaker 4: this baby being born. Are you ready for this? This again?
Speaker 4: Somebody must asked her? So did a police officer help
Speaker 4: deliver the baby? And she said?
Speaker 10: Baby was unfortunately not delivered by the officer.
Speaker 7: The officer took her hands off and removed the baby,
Speaker 7: who was hanging in the lights.
Speaker 10: She completed delivery with the hands behind her box.
Speaker 4: A lot of unpacking going on there, not just by
Speaker 4: the police officer.
Speaker 1: Hmm, yeah, that were you played again?
Speaker 4: I don't know. Let's vote on it, should I?
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, let's do it again.
Speaker 10: Because he was unfortunately not delivered by the officer.
Speaker 7: The officer took her pants off and removed the baby,
Speaker 7: who was hanging in the leg. She completed delivery with
Speaker 7: the hands behind robot was hanging in the what in
Speaker 7: her pants leg?
Speaker 1: I can't I can't make out with her pain her
Speaker 1: pants leg.
Speaker 4: And she was handcuffed during the delivery.
Speaker 1: Oh that part I got.
Speaker 6: So the officer took the woman's pants off, not her
Speaker 6: own pants off. It's not a female officer de panting herself.
Speaker 1: Oh good point, I didn't the way she worried. I'm like,
Speaker 1: so it's the officer took so the officer. There's a
Speaker 1: pregnant lady.
Speaker 6: She gets handcuffed, her hands behind her back, but the
Speaker 6: baby's coming. So the officer pulls the person's pants down
Speaker 6: and then delivers the baby while the pregnant mother has
Speaker 6: her hands behind her back.
Speaker 1: Got it? Yeah? Yeah, so somebody is suing somebody.
Speaker 6: I assume the person that was getting arrested is suing
Speaker 6: I would I guess, Yeah, what's happening? Yeah saying how
Speaker 6: could you not let me get birth, like, you know,
Speaker 6: with my hands free? Then you can arrest me later.
Speaker 5: I mean.
Speaker 4: Is there audio of the judge going, you're kidding, right.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just don't all put your hand down.
Speaker 1: My hands are down. I'm on camera. Can't get away
Speaker 1: with that. But the police officer lady, yes, how do
Speaker 1: you know it was a lady? Wasn't that the lady talking?
Speaker 4: No? But it's okay. I don't know. I don't matter
Speaker 4: of Cory. You mentioned yesterday that it sounded like the
Speaker 4: young people were against AI.
Speaker 1: Yeah, surprisingly against it. They really are.
Speaker 4: Glendale Community College they decided they would use AI to
Speaker 4: announce the names of the graduates.
Speaker 10: Here's what's happening.
Speaker 1: We're using a new AI system as our reader. I
Speaker 1: hate it.
Speaker 9: Yeah, so that is that is a.
Speaker 10: Lesson learned for us.
Speaker 11: It didn't feel sincere, and it kind of felt like
Speaker 11: they didn't care. I would have liked a little bit
Speaker 11: more thought to go into it, rather than pushing something
Speaker 11: as simple as reading some names off to an AI device.
Speaker 1: See I love it, Like I said, yes, dah it.
Speaker 6: You know, every generation basically rips the generation after them,
Speaker 6: and they think that they're lazier than they were, And
Speaker 6: to some extent that's true, because technology makes every generation's
Speaker 6: life a little bit easier. I got to give the
Speaker 6: kids credit because I really thought that the you know,
Speaker 6: late teens, early twenties, mid twenties, people were going to be.
Speaker 1: Like, yes, we can be super lazy and AI can.
Speaker 6: Do everything for us. I'm telling you, it's not just
Speaker 6: you know, my twenty year old and her friends. It's
Speaker 6: like almost everybody in that range that I know or
Speaker 6: see or follow online. They're all like, this stuff sucks.
Speaker 6: I can't believe they're kind of bonding together and rejecting it. Yeah,
Speaker 6: credit to the kids for seeing where this is going.
Speaker 9: The full story with that is a bunch of the
Speaker 9: students didn't get their names called because the system failed.
Speaker 1: Yes, which is makes like her like her laughing.
Speaker 9: You can hear her laughing, like she's smiling and like whatever,
Speaker 9: and obviously she's the messenger.
Speaker 1: Don't shoot the messenger.
Speaker 9: But also don't go up there and be like, hey, sorry,
Speaker 9: our stupid AI system failed.
Speaker 1: Uh And now you you know, you are graduating and
Speaker 1: you don't get your name called a right like it was.
Speaker 6: It did not look goodkin of all the things to
Speaker 6: use AI for, like that's one of the lazier things.
Speaker 6: And they meet us that's super reading names like if
Speaker 6: you used AI to to spice up your presentation right
Speaker 6: where the visuals were done by some kind of an
Speaker 6: AI program and the students said, lame, that's you know whatever, lazy.
Speaker 1: Okay reading names. There's how many text to speech websites
Speaker 1: there are. That's not AI. That's just a program. That's
Speaker 1: meat saucy. That's meat sausage.
Speaker 4: It's going to piss me off. The most about it
Speaker 4: is that's a Glendale Community College brought to you by
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Speaker 5: Man.
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Speaker 1: It's carry over. It's like hockheads and news stories for yesterday.
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Speaker 1: three months.
Speaker 4: So I swear to you here and I'm not it's
Speaker 4: not a Christmas exact opposite. I'm out of him. But
Speaker 4: he said we need to stay here for a while.
Speaker 1: He did, Yeah, we need to just stay slow down.
Speaker 1: He said, that's the reason they're getting a dog.
Speaker 4: Got to get a dog to slow down. I'll I
Speaker 4: can't blame.
Speaker 6: And the bonuses are so interesting that again. Their son
Speaker 6: was like, hey, you want to meet me somewhere. Sure,
Speaker 6: let's meet in Germany because that's about halfway. Yeah that
Speaker 6: isn't like meeting my dad in Forest Lake for lunch.
Speaker 6: Yeah right, let's meet in Germany because you're in Tokyo.
Speaker 6: We're in Minneapolis. That's about halfway. They're nuts, made me halfway.
Speaker 1: Great song.
Speaker 6: And so did he say he's going to France, Germany
Speaker 6: and where else? Three weeks?
Speaker 1: I think, because I think Max and then Zacho was
Speaker 1: watching the dog. Very cute dog, by the way, Yeah
Speaker 1: great dog.
Speaker 4: Yeah did you go stay at their place last night?
Speaker 1: I just went over for a little orientation and did you?
Speaker 4: Did you break the place?
Speaker 6: Then? Uh?
Speaker 1: Well, not yet, I will in a couple of weeks.
Speaker 3: Here, ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention.
Speaker 3: I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story,
Speaker 3: and I eat all of you to stop what you're
Speaker 3: doing and listen.
Speaker 6: I mean, you're talking to a guy that's in the
Speaker 6: second round of the program Password invitation All over there,
Speaker 6: Zachary Halver.
Speaker 1: Look at you? Upset alert.
Speaker 6: I mean they play Fallness and healthy Dispatched, got rid
Speaker 6: of eliminated JG and Nordo.
Speaker 1: The hell man, well done three. Yeah, it was never
Speaker 1: really even question. Good for you guys.
Speaker 6: They were floundering, they were they were swimming in it, man,
Speaker 6: and you guys felt confident, played.
Speaker 1: Well, fondness. Yeah, it was awesome. The hell's going on here?
Speaker 1: That was great? I mean, what the hell?
Speaker 12: All right, we'll see you in round two, buddy. Yeah,
Speaker 12: screw you, buddy, you're going down. He's yelling on back there.
Speaker 12: But yeah, your voice texting again. Man, did not expect that.
Speaker 12: I thought, uh, remember when the bracket came out sauce
Speaker 12: and you were like, this is not fair.
Speaker 1: It's basically common in Corey versus Barb and Marnie and yeah.
Speaker 6: And my exact comeback is like, I go, Nordon and
Speaker 6: JG could beat us in round two and that's not
Speaker 6: even a thing, not even a thing. They were terrible yesterday,
Speaker 6: even guards he admitted it. Yeah, no, it's a fun listen. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: They I feel like they might have lost it more
Speaker 1: than we want it, but we still I disagree. I
Speaker 1: thought you were a plus.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I will say, yeah, we had we had a
Speaker 9: couple that were like, damn, I don't know how we
Speaker 9: did that.
Speaker 4: So yep, hey did you get your money back? By
Speaker 4: the way, Zach for I know you registered for the
Speaker 4: twenty twenty six Florida Python Challenge before realized what it
Speaker 4: actually was.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm still waiting. They said it could take like
Speaker 1: two to six weeks.
Speaker 6: Ye.
Speaker 1: No, man, you can find another python in that period
Speaker 1: of time. Well yeah, not a python, man, but a
Speaker 1: Florida one.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Especially it's happening challenge. Yeah, I know you do. I'm
Speaker 4: gonna get you. I'm gonna get you.
Speaker 6: Every year when we do that story about the python
Speaker 6: hunt in Florida, every year we hear the numbers and
Speaker 6: it's like, why did we even do it? Right, there's
Speaker 6: a there's one hundred and seventy thousand pythons in the
Speaker 6: in the Everglades.
Speaker 1: Well, how many we kill this year? Forty one?
Speaker 4: Yeah, last year three hundred?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's the point? What's the point?
Speaker 6: But it's you know, like they always say, like by
Speaker 6: the time Mackenzie Bezos donates money, she's already made it back, right,
Speaker 6: Like she literally can't give money away fast enough. It's like,
Speaker 6: by the time these sons of bitches drag the python
Speaker 6: to wherever they you know, keep score. It's like we
Speaker 6: got one that dead python has already given birth to
Speaker 6: sixteen others. You're we're losing ground.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like gremlins. They just multiply.
Speaker 6: Is there a way we could just like take a jackhammer,
Speaker 6: like along the Florida Georgia line, no pun intended, and
Speaker 6: just like break off Florida and let it just drift away.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just let it float away by itself. I think
Speaker 1: they might like that, right, I think they'd be better
Speaker 1: off that way.
Speaker 6: We give everybody a heads up and say either in
Speaker 6: or out, like jump on the mainland or float away
Speaker 6: up to you, but we'll give you three months at
Speaker 6: his side keep it.
Speaker 4: Or take it float away into the Straight of America exactly.
Speaker 1: I think in a Looney Tunes episode, or.
Speaker 4: Don't worry, we'll get We'll find out later that it
Speaker 4: was improperly named. Yeah, if you know what I mean,
Speaker 4: Oh for sure, we're gonna count the Strait of America.
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, what did he do with us.
Speaker 4: That was not any wasn't talking about me?
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Speaker 6: This is this is the opposite of what I should
Speaker 6: be starting front paid Sports with. But I forgot to
Speaker 6: get to it yesterday. So again you had another carryover,
Speaker 6: did you, guys? I mean this is I'm falling for
Speaker 6: the trap. I'm gonna give the guy his moment in
Speaker 6: the sun because I'm gonna say his name. I'll say
Speaker 6: the website so he can get little name recognition, he
Speaker 6: can get clicks. But this is clickbait. Did you guys
Speaker 6: see the mock draft that went semi viral two days ago? YaST,
Speaker 6: you're not in your head, Chris, You did not know
Speaker 6: perfect Saustin. Don don't ruin this yet, Mike Renner is
Speaker 6: a guy that writes apparently for cbssports dot com. Oh,
Speaker 6: Mike Renner. Two days ago, he did a twenty twenty
Speaker 6: seven NFL mock draft. Right, let's look a year out
Speaker 6: and see what's going on with the NFL draft. And
Speaker 6: everybody said this year's quarterback class was mostly garbage. Right,
Speaker 6: it was basically Mendoza and everybody else. Obviously Ty Simpson
Speaker 6: went a lot higher than a lot of us thought,
Speaker 6: but it was basically a one man draft.
Speaker 1: Next year is supposed to be loaded, loaded.
Speaker 7: Chris.
Speaker 6: In next year's draft, according to Mike Renner, the number
Speaker 6: one pick will be Arizona Cardinals taking quarterback Arch Manning
Speaker 6: of Texas.
Speaker 1: Arch Manning goes number one. Okay, okay.
Speaker 6: Number two, the Miami Dolphins take Jeremiah Smith, wide receiver
Speaker 6: Ohio State.
Speaker 1: He's a free he's unbelievable.
Speaker 6: Number three, the New York Jets take quarterback Dante More Oregon. Okay,
Speaker 6: I want you to guess who the fourth pick in
Speaker 6: the draft is next year to the Cleveland Browns.
Speaker 4: Sugar Sanders.
Speaker 6: No, he already went he already no, yeah, No, Sanders
Speaker 6: is on the Browns. Sorry that a rough night, lest year.
Speaker 1: Sure, next year's draft fourth pick, Cleveland.
Speaker 4: Takes any other college players that I know by name.
Speaker 1: Right, and you definitely know this person by name.
Speaker 6: Drake Lindsay, Key Minnesota Golden Gopher, a quarterback fourth overall,
Speaker 6: he says, Drake Lindsay is an up and comer more
Speaker 6: people need to know about because of his certified rocket
Speaker 6: launcher of a right arm. Wow, he's right there with
Speaker 6: South Carolina's Leonora Cellars for the strongest arm in college football.
Speaker 6: Unlike sellers, Drake Lindsay has shown the ability to throw
Speaker 6: with multiple speeds and layer passes beautifully over the middle.
Speaker 6: He'll need to improve his accuracy and pocket presence this year,
Speaker 6: but I like his chances of doing just that in
Speaker 6: year two as a starter.
Speaker 4: What was the bit then?
Speaker 1: Is he kidding? I mean, wasn't it mixed Leidner who
Speaker 1: was once.
Speaker 6: Famously projected in mcshay's mostract to go like twenty fifth
Speaker 6: to the Cowboys or something.
Speaker 8: And then there was another I think it was Brosemer
Speaker 8: was like a first round quarterback they thought after his
Speaker 8: one year here, I'm not at all downplane.
Speaker 6: I mean, this is clickbait. But also go Forth liked
Speaker 6: be awesome. If he was even close to a first
Speaker 6: rounder overall, it would be great for the program to
Speaker 6: be great for everybody involved. They aren't a five and
Speaker 6: a half over under team with a quarterback that's going
Speaker 6: to go in the top five of an elite quarterback draft.
Speaker 6: I'm not saying he's not elite, but man, that would
Speaker 6: be a huge jump and they would be a ten
Speaker 6: plus win team if that happened, which would be wow.
Speaker 1: And that is possible possible right now.
Speaker 6: If Drake Lindsay plays like the fourth best pick in
Speaker 6: the draft, yeah, we're gonna have a really really good year.
Speaker 1: To your point, an outstanding year. Here's what's crazy.
Speaker 6: Fifteenth to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers Minnesota offensive lineman Greg Johnson. Yeah, so,
Speaker 6: according to this guy, the Gophers have two picks in
Speaker 6: the top fifteen of next year's NFL draft. Huge.
Speaker 4: We don't even know it.
Speaker 1: Well, I can tell you.
Speaker 6: One person that is willing to bet us that Drake
Speaker 6: Lindsay goes in the top fifteen.
Speaker 1: He'll be here tomorrow. Yeah for sure, no bet.
Speaker 6: This would be one where I kind of hope I'm wrong,
Speaker 6: right the losing money that eightan caliac man has got
Speaker 6: picked in round seven. That one's stung because it's like
Speaker 6: he doesn't even play here anymore. If Drake Lindsay's a
Speaker 6: top half of the first round or fourth overall, that would.
Speaker 1: Be unbelievable for this program. Unbelieva. It would suck because
Speaker 1: that means he'd be leaving. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Uh, line ten is ringing. My phone system is broken
Speaker 6: over here. If you could pull this up, let's see
Speaker 6: what's going on here? That can only be one person.
Speaker 1: Has to be good morning, Hello?
Speaker 6: Why I to tomorrow?
Speaker 1: Look at you? Good morning Tommy?
Speaker 4: How happy are you right now?
Speaker 6: You guys driving in the lifetime having go for football talk?
Speaker 1: Having two first rounders.
Speaker 8: It's like I'm dreaming.
Speaker 6: Tommy, who's more like? Who's more likely to go on
Speaker 6: round one? Drake Lindsay or Greg Johnson?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 1: Are those the two guys they put in there? Yea
Speaker 1: Drake Lindsay fourth, Greg Johnson fifteenth. They don't even have
Speaker 1: Anthony Smith. Uh no, not in round one. This list
Speaker 1: is missing another first rounder. That guy's got the best
Speaker 1: ship short.
Speaker 6: You got.
Speaker 1: I'll bet you guys this. We have one first rounder
Speaker 1: next year one hundred bucks each. We have one first
Speaker 1: rounder at least one. Right now, they're saying three.
Speaker 4: I'm giving you.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and this guy yeah they I'm INT's try it
Speaker 8: right first.
Speaker 1: I mean, we've been on ahan for eight years.
Speaker 8: We can do one, all right. I'm in, yeah, I'm
Speaker 8: in all right. Both of us are run for one
Speaker 8: hundred bucks. If the Gophers have one first rounder, we
Speaker 8: owe you one hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: Beautiful boys, you got to keep this going.
Speaker 8: You literally make it my morning.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see you guys tomorrow.
Speaker 4: Love you, hey, Tommy, Tommy. Did you hear sir Sanders
Speaker 4: got drafted?
Speaker 5: I started.
Speaker 1: All right, dude, see tomorrow. I love you you wor short?
Speaker 1: They forgot Anthony Swift short? No, he was not. And
Speaker 1: Anthony Smith, in all reality, has the best chance. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know anything about this Greg Johnson guy.
Speaker 6: Obviously, Drake Lindsay looked like he has a lot of
Speaker 6: talent right to go from where he was last year
Speaker 6: though to the fourth overall picking a loaded quarterback draft.
Speaker 1: I mean, come on, maybe did Mike Renner? Did this
Speaker 1: guy go to the U? Is he from? Like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, Mota meat Eye or something like? Where is
Speaker 1: he from? Why? Is he so Gopher happy? It's the truth. Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe he's onto something, or he's on something, or he's
Speaker 1: just trying to Yeah, throw a grenade in there to
Speaker 1: get it clicks and again, I walked right into it.
Speaker 8: Maybe they see a lot of data that Minnesotan's love
Speaker 8: mock drafts, so they were like, I wonder, let's give
Speaker 8: him something to talk.
Speaker 1: I wonder why why that is?
Speaker 4: My friend Tom says there's going to be a lot
Speaker 4: of scouts at the Motor City Bowl this year.
Speaker 1: Wellant, yeah, if they make a bowl.
Speaker 4: Kiss yourself now, Tommy. Yeah he probably just did.
Speaker 1: Actually, yeah, he probably just did. So what is it again?
Speaker 6: Eighth and gallic manis technically was not a Gopher when
Speaker 6: he got drafted. He was a Rotgers quarterback. Still lost,
Speaker 6: So what has it been something like fifty years since
Speaker 6: we've had a Gopher quarterback drafted? It's something we looked
Speaker 6: it up last. It's something like that, like the seventies
Speaker 6: was the last time. I think you're correct. I think
Speaker 6: if we went not only just Drake Lindsay eventually gets
Speaker 6: drafted in round three or four or five, but top ten, that's.
Speaker 1: A game changer.
Speaker 8: That's a that's a game changer. Yeah, but then it
Speaker 8: would be good for everybody involved unless he leaves. He's
Speaker 8: so good that he leaves, that would even suck even Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 8: but it'd be good for the program.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 6: So anyway, there's your mock draft update for twenty twenty seven.
Speaker 6: Drake Lindsay fourth overall.
Speaker 1: Yeah, mock drafts are great, love them. You don't care
Speaker 1: for this one much? No, that one's fine. Great. Any
Speaker 1: mock draft is outstanding.
Speaker 4: Believe you're not more punk.
Speaker 1: This is great.
Speaker 4: We're going to the national champion. We're going to Natty.
Speaker 1: By the way.
Speaker 6: The other thing that I think is fun about people
Speaker 6: that do one year out mock drafts is the order
Speaker 6: of the team's forget the players.
Speaker 1: Just yeah.
Speaker 6: So for example, where did this guy put the Minnesota Vikings?
Speaker 6: Where does he have their draft.
Speaker 1: Position in twenty twenty seven? Oh? Good question.
Speaker 4: I think people around the nation are giving him way
Speaker 4: more love than we twenty fifth.
Speaker 1: So you think they're going to break out? That's a
Speaker 1: playoff team, right if you're twenty fifth.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a really good guess. I'm gonna say I'm
Speaker 4: just gonna go a little and I'll say twenty third.
Speaker 6: He has the Minnesota Vikings takeing something called Zach Lutmer,
Speaker 6: a defensive back out of Iowa thirteenth.
Speaker 1: It too, was this guy know this? We're short? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're sure brilliant. That's good. Yeah anyway, yeah wow man.
Speaker 6: By the way, since I don't know much about uh
Speaker 6: Greg Johnson, this is super super short. But it just
Speaker 6: says Greg Johnson is the top returning true guard in
Speaker 6: the country.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 6: He's a well built three twenty five with experience at
Speaker 6: all five offensive line spots, though left guard is his
Speaker 6: best fit.
Speaker 1: How about that? We have the best guard in the country.
Speaker 4: How about it.
Speaker 1: It's just one guy's opinion, But he's Greg Johnson's that good?
Speaker 4: How about it.
Speaker 1: I don't know anything about Greg Johnson either. Again, was
Speaker 1: he from here? How did we get him? Where's he from?
Speaker 1: No idea, I don't know Greg.
Speaker 6: Uh Prior Lake. He's six sixth, twenty five junior from
Speaker 6: Prior Lake.
Speaker 1: It's a huge bitch, It's a huge dude. Yeah. Wow.
Speaker 1: So again, maybe his friends and family are listening. Shout
Speaker 1: out to Greg Johnson's shout shout out to Prior Lake
Speaker 1: and the Lakers.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 1: Good for us, man, it would be pretty cool.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there you go. That's cool.
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Speaker 6: The Minnesota Twins lost two to one of the astros,
Speaker 6: Debbie Matthews. Six inights, five hits, two runs, six strikeouts.
Speaker 6: Looking up on your phone. The Twins are five and
Speaker 6: a half back of Cleveland and the central and our
Speaker 6: guy man, our guy, Ryan Jeffers broke a bone of
Speaker 6: what a day or two ago, Yeah, in his hand.
Speaker 6: No exact timetable, but according to the Internet doctors, similar
Speaker 6: injuries in the past have been in that four to
Speaker 6: six week range, depending on how fast the bone in
Speaker 6: his hand heals. I guess there's a minor procedure, yeah,
Speaker 6: to deal with what he broke, But something like a
Speaker 6: month and change for Ryan Jeffers.
Speaker 1: That sucks.
Speaker 8: I think they I think the one thing, and I
Speaker 8: know the Internet doctors are what they are, but I
Speaker 8: think I saw six to eight weeks is what Gleaman tweeted.
Speaker 8: So it may have been a little bit more severe. Yeah,
Speaker 8: but a lot of moves yesterday.
Speaker 1: Man. Yep.
Speaker 8: We'll get to the other one in a second, but
Speaker 8: for now, what really matters is this Red Lobster's oldest restaurant,
Speaker 8: located in Tallahassee, Florida, set the closest doors after fifty
Speaker 8: six years.
Speaker 1: That was the first one Florida. Oh yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: know why.
Speaker 8: I just maybe just based on like the decor and
Speaker 8: the motif, I would have assumed it was a New
Speaker 8: England based good restaurant.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I thought after eating there a few times, more like, Omaha,
Speaker 4: what do you eat.
Speaker 1: There, cheddarbig biscuits?
Speaker 5: Bitch?
Speaker 4: Would you please stop being a bitch? Oh?
Speaker 1: He does eat seafood. We learned that Chesterbay Biscuits the
Speaker 1: first one ever Omaha, Nebraska, the home.
Speaker 4: Of eleven it's RBV.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, wells okay. That wasn't even resting though.
Speaker 4: I just yeah, you that was very yeah aggressive, You're
Speaker 4: gonna need to let it rest for a minute now.
Speaker 1: I wonder how many years into Red Lobster's launch did
Speaker 1: they launch the Cheddar Bay Biscuits, Because that can't be
Speaker 1: a day one thing.
Speaker 4: I don't know why they call them cheddar Bay if
Speaker 4: they're it's in Tallahassee. Well, I guess maybe I was
Speaker 4: just I can see cheddar Bay in my mind and
Speaker 4: it's in New England.
Speaker 9: Nineteen ninety two TOEW that's when what started the cheddar
Speaker 9: Bay biscuits?
Speaker 1: Ninety two? And what year did you say it opened
Speaker 1: up in Tallahassee?
Speaker 4: The first red lobster was when nineteen Sorry back up
Speaker 4: the top of the story, fifty six years ago? So
Speaker 4: what is that October nineteenth? Uh, I'm fifty.
Speaker 1: Seventy, eighteen seventy. What's going on with so?
Speaker 6: Twenty two years in It took them to say seafood's fine,
Speaker 6: But how are we going to get that paleass loser
Speaker 6: in Minneapolis to into our restaurant. He doesn't eat he
Speaker 6: doesn't eat seafood. Well, we need the best biscuits that
Speaker 6: have ever been created. We need to Chitterbay biscuits. Somebody
Speaker 6: can coct it quickly.
Speaker 4: Even though it's its own weird entity. Florida is in
Speaker 4: the South. You can't have a restaurant in Florida in
Speaker 4: the South without biscuits of some kind, fair, correct, So
Speaker 4: they needed to add some kind of biscuit, biscuits, biscuits,
Speaker 4: and grave.
Speaker 1: It's I'm not exaggerating if this.
Speaker 6: If I was on death row for something, Josh penous, right,
Speaker 6: I did something awful, something that you can't You don't
Speaker 6: even think I'm capable of doing.
Speaker 1: And I know what you think I'm capable of something worse. No,
Speaker 1: I'm talking worse.
Speaker 6: Wow. Right, I'm on death row. But to the point
Speaker 6: where it's like nobody's even protesting my killing. You know
Speaker 6: what I'm saying, even pro or like anti capital punishment
Speaker 6: people are saying, this guy's got to go.
Speaker 1: Like even you're like, yeah, you got yeah for sure.
Speaker 1: But you know, when they have those serial kills, they're like,
Speaker 1: you should never let me out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, would be mean, Okay, got okay, got it.
Speaker 1: So I'm on death row. There's no getting out.
Speaker 6: I deserve it. But I get a final meal as always, right,
Speaker 6: you get the which I don't think they do anymore.
Speaker 6: But yeah, but if they say you're getting five things,
Speaker 6: not thirty, you don't get to pick thirty. You can
Speaker 6: get like five things. I like this, the red lobster
Speaker 6: cheddabay biscuit would be in my five if I get
Speaker 6: one more meal that's in the conversation for sure.
Speaker 1: It's that good. Yeah, I want If it's my last meal,
Speaker 1: I want about twelve of them. Yeah, have forty of them.
Speaker 1: That's my point. What do I care? Well, how are
Speaker 1: you going to eat the other four things that you ordered?
Speaker 1: It's my last meal. By the time it passes, I
Speaker 1: will have passed. What do I care? If my stomach up?
Speaker 1: You have exactly more for them to deal with. Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: so fill me up.
Speaker 4: I like bar Yeah right, I'm gonna be like skip
Speaker 4: the meal. Let's get this over with.
Speaker 1: Yeah, for the eighteenth time, sir, we can't send them.
Speaker 4: You're here for someone else's execution, Corey's being killed.
Speaker 6: Not you.
Speaker 1: What what give me?
Speaker 6: So give me your non main course kind of novelty
Speaker 6: item like it is named like a Cheddarbay biscuit, a
Speaker 6: side action thing that would be in the conversation for
Speaker 6: your death roll meal can't be the main course.
Speaker 1: It's got to be some kind of a throwaway bit.
Speaker 6: But you would have to seriously consider it if you
Speaker 6: only had five Oh.
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding and I'm not just saying this. Maynard's
Speaker 1: waffle fries.
Speaker 6: With the rosemary and the honey mustard, yep malones, and maynards.
Speaker 6: The waffle would also be in the conversation. I would say,
Speaker 6: good choice, bread with the butter, the cinnamon butter.
Speaker 4: That's the correct and they have to be piping hot.
Speaker 1: That's good. That is also unacceptable answer.
Speaker 4: That might be my last meal today. If you see
Speaker 4: me at Texas Road, he'll say goodbye to me.
Speaker 1: I will, sir, Do you want some of these buns
Speaker 1: to go? Not necessary?
Speaker 4: Not where I'm going, Christy, where I'm going?
Speaker 1: Yeah, where we're going. We don't need buns. That was
Speaker 1: a nice little improvab. We just stayed there. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: and me referencing back to the future. Hell yeah, it's
Speaker 1: in my turn. Oh yeah. We talked about red Lobster.
Speaker 6: Royce Lewis demoted to triple A, the former number one
Speaker 6: overall pick, hitting one sixty three, three home runs and
Speaker 6: thirteen RBI in thirty one games this year. You remember
Speaker 6: when I asked Bonus yesterday, like is it over for
Speaker 6: Royce Lewis, And he's like, well, no, he's shown superstar potential. Right,
Speaker 6: We've seen that ceiling, so that ceiling still exists. You
Speaker 6: know what I'd forgotten about though, and I know this
Speaker 6: is the downside of baseball. Doesn't it feel like he's
Speaker 6: still relatively.
Speaker 1: New, you know what I mean?
Speaker 6: Yeah, he's twenty six, right, he was the first overall
Speaker 6: pick in twenty seventeeneesh, Like, if you're hitting one sixty
Speaker 6: three and you were the first pick nine years.
Speaker 1: Ago, it's over.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's not like, Well, let's give him time. He's
Speaker 6: had a decade to figure this out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, one hundred percent. If I'm the Twins, I'm terrified
Speaker 1: that it's over.
Speaker 8: Well, from what I was told yesterday is they thought
Speaker 8: about sending him to Fort Myers for like a full reset.
Speaker 8: That's what That's what they were contemplating yesterday. That's how
Speaker 8: bad it's gotten. When your strikeout, I think Gleaming and
Speaker 8: The Geek were talking about it on their podcast. When
Speaker 8: you're swinging at strike threes that are not even in
Speaker 8: the strike zone and are over your head or you know,
Speaker 8: in the in the the other batter's box, you have
Speaker 8: a problem. And you hope he figures it out because
Speaker 8: he's a really nice kid. But the baseball gods, like
Speaker 8: I said yesterday, they give it and they take it away.
Speaker 8: When he said, I don't slump. It was over for you,
Speaker 8: and it's been over since he said that. I mean,
Speaker 8: he's it's if he were you know, if Walker Jenkins
Speaker 8: came up and he started hitting like one thirty six,
Speaker 8: you go, all right, maybe the kid just really right.
Speaker 8: Maybe years in, I know he was a heistk he
Speaker 8: was the number one overall picking. Heis out of high school.
Speaker 6: But no, it's over the decade of development and he's
Speaker 6: hitting one sixty three.
Speaker 1: It's over. Yeah, man, I hope, I hope it's not over.
Speaker 1: I hope we're all wrong.
Speaker 6: I hope he goes down and gets the reset, and
Speaker 6: I hope he crushes it and gets back to that level.
Speaker 6: But again, we're just playing the odds right. Probability wise,
Speaker 6: it's looking super slim, right.
Speaker 8: And as they as gleaming in Them said on the podcast,
Speaker 8: when if they the Calpepper guy's the guy they thought
Speaker 8: they'd call up and they didn't, So that means that
Speaker 8: they think he might be able to figure it out.
Speaker 8: If you call somebody up that could be a permanent
Speaker 8: replacement in Calpepper, then it's even more of a sign
Speaker 8: that they really don't think he can find his footing again.
Speaker 1: But what really matters?
Speaker 6: Is this.
Speaker 8: Today?
Speaker 4: Would have been the bird the birthday I should say
Speaker 4: a former Hall of Fame head coach Harry bud Grant.
Speaker 1: Oh, man, how old do we think he would have been?
Speaker 4: Yeah? When was?
Speaker 7: When?
Speaker 4: When? You already think he was more by the way,
Speaker 4: I think winningest coach in the history professional flight?
Speaker 1: Would he have been one hundred?
Speaker 6: So when he was in the Super Bowl era? Right
Speaker 6: the seventies? How old was bud Grant then? Because he
Speaker 6: looked old because he had white hair already? Right, was
Speaker 6: he in his was he like late forties, early fifties then?
Speaker 6: And that was, you know, fifty ish years ago. I'm
Speaker 6: going to say he was born in let's go nineteen.
Speaker 1: Thirty. I think he'd be one hundred today.
Speaker 4: One year from today, he'll be one hundred, one hundred
Speaker 4: nineteen twenty seventy.
Speaker 1: Was twenty seventeen, twenty seven?
Speaker 4: Yeah, damn So he was a teenager mid teens in
Speaker 4: World War Two?
Speaker 1: Uh huh?
Speaker 8: Wow, Man, he's the greatest Vikings head coach of all time? Right,
Speaker 8: say that to K's face. Kos's good.
Speaker 4: Yeah again, the eighth winningest coach in the history of
Speaker 4: the NFL.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's good. Very good. Yeah, he's in the Hall
Speaker 1: of Fame, right.
Speaker 4: Sure, sure, yeah, yeah, Rosie inducted him.
Speaker 1: Oh does Rosie no Bud Grant very very very closely. Yeah. Oh,
Speaker 1: he was almost unanimous, but one person did not vote
Speaker 1: for all.
Speaker 6: And again, Veil Lavell just does not want anybody to
Speaker 6: go in on the first ballot.
Speaker 1: So I think Levell has said he would have voted
Speaker 1: for Bud later, but.
Speaker 6: He got in on the first ballot and it just
Speaker 6: wasn't Wow, it wasn't he unanimous?
Speaker 1: Man, guy's a menace. Yeah, Oh, it wasn't the third.
Speaker 1: It was it was Lovell Neil the second. Oh, the second.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so it runs in the family. Wow. I
Speaker 1: didn't know that. I just thought it was lovellly Neil
Speaker 1: the third. Oh. Man, interesting.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 6: The New York Knicks came back from twenty two down
Speaker 6: with just over eight minutes to go and then dominated
Speaker 6: in overtime. They won one fifteen to one to oh
Speaker 6: four over the Caves. From the eight to nineteen mark
Speaker 6: of the fourth quarter, they outscored the Cleveland Cavaliers forty
Speaker 6: four to eleven the rest of the way.
Speaker 1: Isn't that nuts? I did not know that they were
Speaker 1: down that much. I just saw the score this morning.
Speaker 8: Yeah, they were down twenty two and they won by eleven.
Speaker 8: I know Hawk had money on Cleveland, So that's why
Speaker 8: it's upset today.
Speaker 4: That's that's the big thing I'm distracted by. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 4: going to pay back the booky.
Speaker 1: Sorry you bet that. Sorry for you tell me so.
Speaker 8: If you checked out of that game early, if you
Speaker 8: went to bed because it was a twenty two point
Speaker 8: lead in the fourth quarter, Yeah.
Speaker 1: The Knicks came back and won. Bronton had thirty eight
Speaker 1: ninety nine point nine percent win probability and ESPN.
Speaker 6: Sure with twenty two points with eight minutes to go, yeah,
Speaker 6: it should be over.
Speaker 1: What a collapse? What a collapse?
Speaker 6: I think right after that they went on something like
Speaker 6: an eighteen to one run. That'll get you back in
Speaker 6: the game.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, But what really matters is this, I'm just dated.
Speaker 4: In nineteen sixty six, The Who's Pete Townsend and Roger
Speaker 4: Daltrey got tired of waiting on John and Twistle and
Speaker 4: Keith Moon. They wanted to go on stage at the
Speaker 4: Ricky Tick Club in Windsor, England, so they said to
Speaker 4: the local band, you bass player, you drummer. Let's go.
Speaker 4: So they went on stage together. There's a foursome. When
Speaker 4: Moon and Twistle finally made their late arrival. During the
Speaker 4: middle of the show, Townsend hit Moon in the head
Speaker 4: with the ahead of his guitar.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so deserved it.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Moon quit the band, but he came back a week
Speaker 4: later because he didn't remember any of it.
Speaker 1: I'm sure, oh no ct Yeah, and he loved horse
Speaker 1: trink answers.
Speaker 4: I was listening to a podcast interviewed the other day
Speaker 4: with a guy who was the engineer on the Jimmy
Speaker 4: Hendrick sessions for Are You Experienced, And during recording of
Speaker 4: one of the songs, Keith Moon just walked in and
Speaker 4: started playing the bongos during the recording, Like, not during
Speaker 4: the recording, I mean while they were hitting the button.
Speaker 4: It was they were rolling and they were close he
Speaker 4: and Jimmy Hendricks. But Jimmy says to the engineer, please
Speaker 4: get him out here. So they took Keith into the
Speaker 4: control room and put him in a chair in front
Speaker 4: of the board and he fell off the chair and
Speaker 4: passed out and slept for the rest of it.
Speaker 6: So you just answered my question because I was going
Speaker 6: to say, is a move like that almost always ego
Speaker 6: or you know, medicinal exists, or a little bit of both.
Speaker 4: He was an absolute disasters.
Speaker 8: All levels, on every level. Oh he's the one and
Speaker 8: correct me if i'm wronghogs. But he's like the original,
Speaker 8: like trashing your hotel. Bit is he had a home
Speaker 8: I think, like on the main drag and what's the
Speaker 8: fan in uh in? What's the fancy place in New York?
Speaker 8: Doesn't matter? But he had like a hotel on the
Speaker 8: main drag of that, and he got furniture that he
Speaker 8: didn't like, so we just chucked it out onto the
Speaker 8: street into traffic.
Speaker 1: That's actually a really nice thing. He's an insane perosee
Speaker 1: long dead.
Speaker 4: I have a Yeah, he's a long long long dead.
Speaker 1: Yeah he died. I think it's seventy eight.
Speaker 4: Ye, he's part of the twenty seven club.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I believe he never saw a Timberwolves basketball game. No,
Speaker 1: not one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, lucky guy.
Speaker 8: He loved drugs. He would he would play cherry bombs
Speaker 8: and toilets. He put five hundred cherry bombs in a
Speaker 8: hotel toilet. This guy sounds fun as hell.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, unless you're in a band with them. I'm
Speaker 4: gonna guess yeah, I don't think they like that.
Speaker 8: What's wrong with just randomly playing the bongos? That's spreading
Speaker 8: the love of music. I got he's donating furniture.
Speaker 1: He's a sweetheart.
Speaker 4: I've got more Keith Moon stories for you. Next right here,
Speaker 4: I'm up there.
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Speaker 4: Thanks man, We're back to what really matters. We're expecting
Speaker 4: Parker Fox a little bit later from now. You can
Speaker 4: read explain himself, sure, but right now it's more of
Speaker 4: what really matters matters.
Speaker 6: All right, We're back at it when it comes to hockey,
Speaker 6: starting tonight the Western Conference Finals without the Minnesota while
Speaker 6: the Vegas Golden Knights are at the Colorado Avalanche game
Speaker 6: one seven o'clock tonight.
Speaker 4: Wow, man, So everybody that I care about in Hockey's done? Yep, yep,
Speaker 4: So why does it keep on going? I just don't understand.
Speaker 1: So man on it, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am. And did
Speaker 1: you ever get to the bottom of why that was
Speaker 1: recorded over?
Speaker 4: I think somebody was loading in audio in for a
Speaker 4: different show in some other studio and just wrote right
Speaker 4: over what I had. Okay, because I looked at the
Speaker 4: audio over this morning, and that SoundBite that was recorded
Speaker 4: over top of my soundbot was and yesterday's delicious audio.
Speaker 4: This is money. Must have been loading in audio, got it?
Speaker 6: You know?
Speaker 4: Just keep on going.
Speaker 1: But yeah, let's talk. Are we all cheering for Vegas?
Speaker 1: I would like Vegas to beat Colorado? Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: think they will.
Speaker 4: But well seen as how I just found out that
Speaker 4: Vegas is still in it.
Speaker 1: Sure it's more of an anti Colorado thing. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: I write, screwing at this point, I would just want
Speaker 1: anybody by Colorado.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Yeah, everybody likes shrowting for an underdog, sure, and Vegas
Speaker 9: is and massive underdog, oh for sure.
Speaker 1: Close. Yes, this is going to be probably a four
Speaker 1: to five game series, let's hope not.
Speaker 4: What really matters though, is this an interesting city to
Speaker 4: live in? And I don't mean that like in a
Speaker 4: joking way. I mean you've got seven hundred million things
Speaker 4: to do every day, you have to fight doing some
Speaker 4: of them. And then you say to yourself, Oh yeah,
Speaker 4: and our hockey teams might go to the Stanley Cup,
Speaker 4: we should go down and support them.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 4: How do you choose what you want to do tonight
Speaker 4: when you have every choice?
Speaker 1: That's real freedom? Is what you're describing the man, is it?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah? Oh yeah, Well you're here all the time.
Speaker 1: That the locals like never go to the.
Speaker 4: Strip, that's a bunch of I almost said the word wow.
Speaker 4: I know some locals, they all got problems. Oh really,
Speaker 4: But I think this is the exact thing they go
Speaker 4: to the strip for.
Speaker 1: Right, They don't go to the Strip.
Speaker 4: It comes to the Strip because that's some place they
Speaker 4: can afford to live.
Speaker 6: Sure, they go to the I think they go to
Speaker 6: the games, right, especially the Vegas Golden Knights.
Speaker 1: Right, they've embraced them way more than the Raiders.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 6: Maybe they won't embrace the A's, they definitely will embrace
Speaker 6: their future NBA team, and they'll.
Speaker 4: Probably embrace the Raiders if they're any good ever.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean Kirko Chains. What I'm saying the uh
Speaker 8: maybe you guys talked about it on Friday. The Kirko
Speaker 8: Chains for Nando Mendoza step brother's bit was brilliant.
Speaker 4: It was really well done. But they can't act.
Speaker 1: No, no, Kirk can't act in either.
Speaker 4: He was better than dude.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, none, don't you have to call me? What
Speaker 1: did he say the Nandalalorean? Yeah, that's but it was
Speaker 1: just a funny bit. It was a great bit.
Speaker 4: I said nearly the exact same thing. Yeah, yeah, okay,
Speaker 4: But what really matters is this Now, For those of
Speaker 4: you out there who don't know who Keith Moon was,
Speaker 4: he was the drummer of the Who. For those of
Speaker 4: you who don't know who the Who are, they did
Speaker 4: talking about my generation. For those of you who have
Speaker 4: never heard that song, I don't know what to tell you, right,
Speaker 4: I'm talking to Parker. By the way, Here's what Keith
Speaker 4: Moon did, the Drummer of the Who. He's got a
Speaker 4: list of them. I'll give you a few of them.
Speaker 4: Here's number one.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 4: He was good friends with Alice Cooper, and Alice Cooper
Speaker 4: once returned home to find that Keith Moon was dressed
Speaker 4: in a French maid's outfit at his house. He had
Speaker 4: tidied up the entire place. When Cooper's wife questioned who
Speaker 4: he was, Cooper simply told her.
Speaker 1: Not to worry.
Speaker 4: He's just the world's greatest drummer. So he got so
Speaker 4: high that he decided to put on a maid's off
Speaker 4: it and go clean Alice Cooper's house. I don't clean
Speaker 4: my own house.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wear it made out.
Speaker 8: Yeah, there's like multiple pictures of him in like a
Speaker 8: nun outfit, just wandering around. He liked dressing up and
Speaker 8: getting high.
Speaker 7: Sure.
Speaker 6: Elmer Fudd had questions once he dressed up as a
Speaker 6: callback from an hour ago Early Yeah.
Speaker 1: How about this one?
Speaker 8: Hawk and their US debut in Cow Palace in Daly City, California.
Speaker 8: He ingested a mixture of sedatives and brandy. During the concert,
Speaker 8: He passed on this drum kit during like Yeah, Won't
Speaker 8: get fooled again. They stopped playing. Group of rodies carried
Speaker 8: him off stage, gave him a shower and injection a cortizone.
Speaker 8: They sent him back on stage after a thirty minute delay.
Speaker 8: He passed out again. They were ruined him from the
Speaker 8: stage and Pete Townshend asked, can anyone play the drums.
Speaker 4: And Scott Happlin yep, the nineteen year old fan jumped
Speaker 4: on stage. And that's a very famous story. Yeah, somebody's
Speaker 4: gonna make a movie out of that at some point,
Speaker 4: but I think it's not enough of a story. But still,
Speaker 4: that's pretty good.
Speaker 1: This guy sounds awesome.
Speaker 4: Yeah, unless you have to play in a band with him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 8: He lost so much money from smashing instruments and destroying
Speaker 8: hotel rooms.
Speaker 4: Mick Jagger was asleep in his Los Angeles hotel room
Speaker 4: when he was awoken by a noise. He opened his
Speaker 4: eyes and found Batman standing over top of him. Amazing,
Speaker 4: Jagger reached for his defensive weapon, the Cape Crusader, took
Speaker 4: off his mask and said, it's just me. It's just me,
Speaker 4: and it's Keith Moon, dressed in a complete Batman outfit.
Speaker 1: Again, let's you guys seem to be crapping on Keith.
Speaker 1: Let me go back for.
Speaker 6: If if Mick Jagger woke up and saw Batman, he
Speaker 6: should be relieved.
Speaker 1: Batman's a good guy. He's here to help.
Speaker 6: If he wakes up and Keith Moon is dressed like
Speaker 6: Jason Vorhees. You might want to crap your pants. Batman's
Speaker 6: not going to hurt you. He's there to help.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: If he woke up and saw him dressed as Jason Vorhees,
Speaker 4: I hope Mick Jagger would have went, that's.
Speaker 1: A great idea for a fan, right, because it's not
Speaker 1: that hadn't happened yet, it's the correct timeline. Yeah, maybe
Speaker 1: he came up with it.
Speaker 4: That may have been the worst Mick Jagger impression ever done.
Speaker 1: I've heard worse, Thank you. That was one right there
Speaker 1: that was worse.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Sure, Jason kidd out as Maverick's head coach after five seasons.
Speaker 1: He has four years and forty million dollars remaining on
Speaker 1: his deal. Yeah, how about that. He's gonna get paid
Speaker 1: all that money? What yep? Okay, well they have. They
Speaker 1: got new exacts down in Dallas and they're cleaning house.
Speaker 1: What a world? Yeah, what a world? What a world.
Speaker 1: But what really matters is.
Speaker 4: This Moon was on the road with the Who and
Speaker 4: they were opening for Herman's Hermits in nineteen sixty seven.
Speaker 4: When Keith Moon started pulling his pranks. He started by
Speaker 4: doing something like just putting plastic spiders in the drummer's bed,
Speaker 4: you know, just make him. But that escalated quickly to
Speaker 4: putting a pig's head in his bed.
Speaker 1: An actual pigs, an actual body, plastic spider.
Speaker 6: He went full on, he did, godfather, here's a head.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they put Paul Gimatti in. Oh yeah, the pig vomit.
Speaker 1: Never mind. Also, the timeline doesn't make sense.
Speaker 4: But again he saw the future.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hm when moon that would suck.
Speaker 4: He decided who should have a pet on the road.
Speaker 4: He thought that neither a cat nor a dog would
Speaker 4: do so. While in Vancouver, he decided to just a
Speaker 4: piranha fish to keep in the bathtub of his hotel.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, mega mind.
Speaker 4: The prana didn't last long. It died in the cold
Speaker 4: tub of water while the Who played the show swimming
Speaker 4: around saying I'm a piranha.
Speaker 1: So the guy's an animal lover. He likes comic book heroes.
Speaker 6: He gives nineteen year old fans the opportunity to live
Speaker 6: out a dream and drum with the who What am
Speaker 6: I missing here?
Speaker 1: This guy's a saint.
Speaker 4: When staying in a luxury hotel in Copenhagen in nineteen
Speaker 4: seventy two, Moon became an amber with the room's waterbed.
Speaker 4: He wanted to bring it down to the lobby and said,
Speaker 4: Pete Townsend, will you help me. Before they could get
Speaker 4: it out of the frame, the bed burst and flooded
Speaker 4: the entire hallway.
Speaker 1: Thank god.
Speaker 4: Moon quick thinking called the front desk and said, there's
Speaker 4: something wrong with my bed.
Speaker 1: I bet he said it with a straight face too, Hey,
Speaker 1: something wrong with my bed.
Speaker 4: This is doctor John Johnson, go to Russia.
Speaker 6: I think you bought it, doctor jim richel richelds he
Speaker 6: puts an element. Yea, oh, man, probably bring a coat.
Speaker 6: I wonder how much of that was improv It feels
Speaker 6: completely improvit, But who knows? Man might turn again?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 6: So I mentioned Vegas at Colorado tonight game one of
Speaker 6: the Western Conference Finals. Tomorrow is the Eastern Conference Finals
Speaker 6: that starts at seven o'clock. That is the Montreal Canadians
Speaker 6: at the undefeated Carolina Hurricanes.
Speaker 1: No, yeah, man, Carol.
Speaker 4: They've been off for right like a twelve days.
Speaker 1: They haven't played since March third. Wow. What really matters
Speaker 1: is this.
Speaker 4: There was a story that Moon, back day Lincoln continental
Speaker 4: into the pool at his birthday party.
Speaker 1: Was it his Lincoln Continental. Somebody else says.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, but band members Pete and Roger Dispute are
Speaker 4: saying that it was a conflagration of two events, and
Speaker 4: one Keith accidentally backed up he partially into an unfinished
Speaker 4: unfilm swimming Pool, and another the drummer ordered a car
Speaker 4: to be delivered to his home when Hugh refused to
Speaker 4: pay for his new vehicle the band, you know, because
Speaker 4: he was like, well pay for this, and they said no.
Speaker 4: He drove it into the estate's pond and then called
Speaker 4: the dealer and said, come pick this up.
Speaker 1: Geez. Yeah he's insane. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was crazy.
Speaker 4: It's like, and is the jackass where they rent the
Speaker 4: car and then they return.
Speaker 1: It, Yeah, and it's just destroyed.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 6: I wonder how many like really really close friends Keith
Speaker 6: Moonhead Like none?
Speaker 1: I would guess yeah, I would guess none. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: I think of how.
Speaker 4: Like me have a friend that that's crazy. You're like,
Speaker 4: I don't want to golf with them, right yep.
Speaker 6: And if if you're as crazy as he is, it's
Speaker 6: like you know, crossing the streams and Ghostbusters, right, that
Speaker 6: doesn't work. No, can't cross the streams. Never cross the
Speaker 6: streams and.
Speaker 1: That was Joe Walsh. They partied together.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Egan, I thought you said crossing the streams was bad.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you should watch Ghostbusters today, you know you should,
Speaker 6: a man, Maybe after the show.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'll just pull it up and watch it on mute. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Man peaks Sigourney Weaver Man right ten out of ten?
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, a smoke show.
Speaker 1: What a face? Really pretty? Yeah, great film, great film.
Speaker 4: Moon put a speaker system, a PA speaker system in
Speaker 4: his car, in his Rolls Royce, so he could make
Speaker 4: announcements while driving down the road.
Speaker 1: That's funny. I think he's misunderstood. Yeah.
Speaker 4: He then bought some blow up legs and and put
Speaker 4: a pair of stockings on them and then hung them
Speaker 4: out the back window of his car and made obscene
Speaker 4: noises as he was trapping on the rub through.
Speaker 1: See Parker learned something, Parker, you know you know about
Speaker 1: Keith Moon Man? You get it? I do now, And
Speaker 1: I'm glad hawk uh see you that I wouldn't know.
Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly, you know me so well enlightened by the
Speaker 6: Keith moon escapades.
Speaker 1: Sounds like a cool dude. Yeah, the guy likes to party.
Speaker 1: He likes drugs. He's, you know, a fantastic drummer. Yeah
Speaker 1: he cares.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you know again, No, it's it's funny. But
Speaker 4: you got to get away from that, right, You can't.
Speaker 4: You can't spend time with that guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's not not the kind of guy you want
Speaker 1: to spend too much time with.
Speaker 4: No, Keith would go buy new pants and then demand
Speaker 4: that they become in half and each leg wrapped separately.
Speaker 1: My god, why yeah, why why would you do that? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Interesting guy, Ye love drugs, and Abbott thinks most of
Speaker 6: us are difficult to work with.
Speaker 1: We're dream boats. Get pard to Keith Moon. Dream boats.
Speaker 6: That's what next time he says you're hard to work with, sausage, Go,
Speaker 6: I'm know Keith Moon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I could get this building. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Imagine trying to be his like tour manager or like
Speaker 6: try to control him on the Road's no way.
Speaker 1: They probably gave up. I just said, go to your thing,
Speaker 1: do what you got to do. It doesn't seem like
Speaker 1: he had a lot of guidance. He died too quickly.
Speaker 4: Well, listen to this. This is okay, this is going
Speaker 4: too far. There are parts of this I do not like,
Speaker 4: and you will not either. Moon bought a house besides
Speaker 4: Steve McQueen and decided he wanted to be friends with
Speaker 4: Steve McQueen, but Steve said, I don't. I prefer my privacy.
Speaker 4: Moon would not take no for an answer, so he
Speaker 4: drove his car into mc queen's home, got out, was
Speaker 4: bitten by the family dog. Moon bit the dog back.
Speaker 4: When the cops got there, they made him leave, so
Speaker 4: Moon went home, got dressed as a Nazi, and went back.
Speaker 1: Jesus, what part won't I like?
Speaker 4: All of this is one man's life and he only
Speaker 4: lived to be twenty seven.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is, honestly, that's the part that's next level.
Speaker 6: If the dog's biting you, and you're truly defending yourself, right,
Speaker 6: you have to punch at or kick it to get
Speaker 6: it to stop biting you. It's like, all right, you're
Speaker 6: defending yourself, but biting him back is that is world.
Speaker 6: Use your arms and legs to keep him away your
Speaker 6: face right right back, So you're probably by definition, you're
Speaker 6: probably using your arms to hold the dog down to
Speaker 6: biting right.
Speaker 8: That's probably his first reaction to like a lot of
Speaker 8: people just say say away from me, he just goes
Speaker 8: straight bite to the torso.
Speaker 1: Rab his leg like a chicken wing, and then his leg.
Speaker 1: What a nut job. The news is next. Parker Fox
Speaker 1: is here. This is the power Trip Morning Show on
Speaker 1: the fan.