WEBVTT - HR. 1 - Fingerlings 0:00:00.480 --> 0:00:04.920 Super duper. That's nice. Might a goo Nito gay? Yes, boy, 0:00:05.480 --> 0:00:06.400 that is good news. 0:00:06.480 --> 0:00:08.640 It is the twenty eighth day of May twenty twenty six. Well, 0:00:08.640 --> 0:00:11.680 good morning, everybody. Welcome to what is it? Is it Thursday? 0:00:11.880 --> 0:00:14.280 Oh my god? Thursday morning on the Patrick Morning Show, 0:00:14.320 --> 0:00:16.800 Best day of the week. I don't know if Tommy's 0:00:16.840 --> 0:00:19.680 coming in, but I know Ben is. He'll be from 0:00:19.720 --> 0:00:21.960 seven to nine day, whole show. From Ben. We can 0:00:21.960 --> 0:00:24.919 talk Bikings today because you know there's camp going on 0:00:24.960 --> 0:00:27.840 out there. Both the quarterbacks talk to the media and uhh, 0:00:28.120 --> 0:00:31.120 we have william S Wallach today seven o'clock going to 0:00:31.160 --> 0:00:34.520 call in the NASCAR driver as he recaps last weekend 0:00:34.800 --> 0:00:36.520 and looks forward to the next Weekend's a little Nascar 0:00:36.520 --> 0:00:38.239 talk at seven am, and so much more. Let's get 0:00:38.240 --> 0:00:41.400 your started, shall We's Patrick Morning Show with some comedy 0:00:41.440 --> 0:00:44.120 from the Jerry Seinfeld on a Thursday morning, best day 0:00:44.120 --> 0:00:44.480 of the week. 0:00:44.600 --> 0:00:45.479 You come on in. 0:00:46.400 --> 0:00:47.480 I am glad you are here. 0:00:47.600 --> 0:00:55.480 Miyus McDonald's still counting. How insecure is this company? Forty 0:00:55.880 --> 0:00:58.319 eighty jillion billion million killing and Italian a billion time? 0:00:59.120 --> 0:01:00.560 Is anyone really impress anymore? 0:01:00.560 --> 0:01:00.720 Oh? 0:01:00.720 --> 0:01:07.280 Eighty nine billion sold. All right, I'll have one. I'm satisfying. 0:01:10.200 --> 0:01:11.120 Who cares. 0:01:11.840 --> 0:01:13.280 I would love to meet the chairman of the board 0:01:13.280 --> 0:01:14.440 of McDonald's just say to him. 0:01:14.360 --> 0:01:15.959 Look, we all get it. 0:01:17.400 --> 0:01:20.960 Okay, you've sold a lot of hamburgers. Whatever the hell 0:01:21.000 --> 0:01:24.399 of the number is, just put off a sign McDonald's 0:01:24.400 --> 0:01:30.280 were doing very well. We are tired of hearing about 0:01:30.280 --> 0:01:33.520 every one of them. What is their ultimate goal? To 0:01:33.520 --> 0:01:38.160 have cows just surrendering voluntarily or something showing up at 0:01:38.160 --> 0:01:40.039 the door. We'd like to turn ourselves in. We see 0:01:40.080 --> 0:01:46.400 the sign. We realize we have very little chance out there. 0:01:46.840 --> 0:01:48.520 We'd like to be a happy meal, if that's at 0:01:48.520 --> 0:01:49.280 all possible. 0:02:10.880 --> 0:02:17.920 Business side is weet and fetus on your side. You 0:02:18.320 --> 0:02:20.880 hear the distant unders. 0:02:21.360 --> 0:02:24.200 This line, and then you stray. 0:02:25.040 --> 0:02:28.600 Friday is Thursday, May twenty eighth of twenty twenty six. 0:02:28.800 --> 0:02:32.880 I'm Corey. That's Chris, that's Paul, there's Zachary. Good morning, guys. Hey, 0:02:33.160 --> 0:02:34.800 you're pretty sure Tommy's here today? 0:02:35.080 --> 0:02:35.280 Yeah? 0:02:35.440 --> 0:02:38.120 Right, I think so. Yeah. Never know, it's beautiful outside 0:02:38.200 --> 0:02:40.680 right now. It's too hot. Yeah, it's too hot, but 0:02:40.760 --> 0:02:43.120 not now. It's do you know yesterday in Las Vegas? 0:02:43.160 --> 0:02:44.840 You know what the temperature was when it was ninety 0:02:45.040 --> 0:02:46.920 one here? Do you know what the temperature in Vegas 0:02:46.960 --> 0:02:53.040 was yesterday? Ninety one hundred and four seventy nine? Next 0:02:53.040 --> 0:02:54.119 week it's one oh eight. 0:02:54.560 --> 0:02:57.280 That's too hot. Well that's because it knows you're showing up. 0:02:57.360 --> 0:03:01.000 Oh God, but the heat and the hell. 0:03:00.919 --> 0:03:04.400 Fire seventy nine yesterday in Vegas ninety in the Twin Cities. 0:03:04.639 --> 0:03:07.040 That's sixty three in any hotel room you're in. So 0:03:07.080 --> 0:03:09.280 I don't know why that is correct. 0:03:09.800 --> 0:03:11.919 It is way too damn hot to way too Is 0:03:11.960 --> 0:03:13.880 it ever gonna cool off? Is it ever gonna rain again? 0:03:14.040 --> 0:03:15.760 Supposed to be eighty plus all week? 0:03:16.520 --> 0:03:18.560 I don't like that eighty eight. 0:03:19.120 --> 0:03:21.280 You love it when it's eighty plus, You know, he 0:03:21.360 --> 0:03:25.480 does you like old lady, That's what That's what it implied. 0:03:25.720 --> 0:03:27.920 He might be a little little on the old side. 0:03:28.320 --> 0:03:29.839 Mid seventies. 0:03:31.040 --> 0:03:33.720 Jackpot. You know, I'm not saying it's jack, but I'm 0:03:33.720 --> 0:03:34.840 just saying it's not a deal killer. 0:03:34.920 --> 0:03:37.720 Oh my dad's seventy six. It's hot in here? Do 0:03:37.720 --> 0:03:39.200 you feel it? Room? 0:03:39.320 --> 0:03:40.040 Whatever your name is? 0:03:40.280 --> 0:03:40.560 Labor? 0:03:40.640 --> 0:03:40.880 Thank you? 0:03:40.960 --> 0:03:44.760 Yeah, well played, not really? Also, man, No, it'll get 0:03:44.760 --> 0:03:46.480 hot over in his studio because he puts it to 0:03:46.560 --> 0:03:50.360 seventy seven. That's insane. I like it, no wonder you 0:03:50.400 --> 0:03:52.040 hang out with old ladies. That's how they like it. 0:03:52.080 --> 0:03:54.560 That's what I gotta. I gotta. I have to a myself. 0:03:54.600 --> 0:03:56.440 I gotta, I gotta work in those conditions. 0:03:56.480 --> 0:03:57.560 He's preparing himself. 0:03:57.600 --> 0:03:59.200 That's right. Geez, yeah, that's right. 0:03:59.240 --> 0:03:59.960 Seventy seven. 0:04:01.440 --> 0:04:03.880 Well sometimes, but it's cold in here sometimes, and I 0:04:03.920 --> 0:04:05.400 don't know, I get cold these days. I don't have 0:04:05.440 --> 0:04:06.760 to tell you I'm an old man. What hell, I'm 0:04:06.800 --> 0:04:07.440 lucky to be alive. 0:04:08.560 --> 0:04:09.520 I'm glad you're alive. 0:04:09.560 --> 0:04:12.160 Oh that's sweet of you. Yeah, sounded like maybe you're 0:04:12.160 --> 0:04:12.800 hedging a bit. 0:04:13.120 --> 0:04:15.840 Well, I told you once, no one loves you more 0:04:15.840 --> 0:04:16.200 than I do. 0:04:16.360 --> 0:04:18.640 You did say that, and sadly, I think you're right. 0:04:18.880 --> 0:04:21.800 Moment it as a compliment, but it was devastating he 0:04:21.880 --> 0:04:24.480 realized that I'm probably right. 0:04:24.560 --> 0:04:27.120 Yeah, right, man, just went ahead and walked home from here. 0:04:27.839 --> 0:04:29.920 It's a long walk right in the middle of three four. 0:04:30.040 --> 0:04:33.040 Oh yeah, it's a long walk, yeady. 0:04:32.839 --> 0:04:35.719 Yeah, man, it's a long way to get anywhere right now. 0:04:36.120 --> 0:04:40.080 It's just what the construction, Yeah, yeah, yeah, everywhere I 0:04:40.080 --> 0:04:42.520 couldn't ride my motorcycle last night because I had to 0:04:42.520 --> 0:04:45.200 go downtown or and I knew that I'd be sitting 0:04:45.240 --> 0:04:46.520 in traffic for three hundred hours. 0:04:46.640 --> 0:04:49.920 Yeah, it's a Twin Cities tradition, summer summer construction. 0:04:50.160 --> 0:04:52.600 That's what we do, summer breeze. 0:04:53.000 --> 0:04:54.599 Like you said yesterday, who wants to sit on a 0:04:54.880 --> 0:04:57.919 motorcycle when it's ninety degrees and you're just a pool 0:04:57.960 --> 0:05:02.240 of sweat? Well, leather daddy over there, Rose, No you. 0:05:02.760 --> 0:05:05.520 I thought he's not loather daddy? Am I leather daddy? 0:05:05.520 --> 0:05:05.640 Now? 0:05:06.000 --> 0:05:09.240 I think you both are on AOL? 0:05:10.920 --> 0:05:13.680 I know I was on my Space. 0:05:16.440 --> 0:05:18.800 I don't think I ever had a MySpace. Oh it 0:05:18.960 --> 0:05:19.960 was the worst. 0:05:21.240 --> 0:05:22.440 You didn't know what you did though. 0:05:22.920 --> 0:05:25.320 No, I don't think I ever did. Because was that 0:05:25.400 --> 0:05:27.600 one of those bits too where you needed like a 0:05:27.640 --> 0:05:32.359 college email address? No, because that was Facebook for a while, right, 0:05:33.200 --> 0:05:36.360 don't know? Yeah? No, I don't think I ever had 0:05:36.440 --> 0:05:39.640 my Space. And that would have been right in your wheelhouse, 0:05:39.760 --> 0:05:45.919 like right in your late high school college age. That's crazy. 0:05:46.120 --> 0:05:47.839 Everybody I knew had a MySpace page. 0:05:48.080 --> 0:05:49.960 I've never known anybody that had a whole house just 0:05:49.960 --> 0:05:50.680 for wheels. 0:05:53.000 --> 0:05:56.680 Wheelhouse. Oh it's a wheelhouse. Oh, thank you, you're welcome. 0:05:56.720 --> 0:05:57.360 You look confused. 0:05:58.920 --> 0:06:00.960 Enclosed area. 0:06:01.120 --> 0:06:02.599 I gotta think Jay Leno has one. 0:06:03.040 --> 0:06:06.839 Oh yeah, did you know that wheelhouse is the enclosed 0:06:06.880 --> 0:06:09.640 area of a boat where it is steered. That's a wheelhouse. 0:06:09.640 --> 0:06:13.160 I didn't know that. I neither did not know that. No, 0:06:14.120 --> 0:06:16.480 you probably haven't. Years. Corey and I think about this 0:06:16.640 --> 0:06:19.600 a lot, not with you in this scenario, with you 0:06:20.080 --> 0:06:26.560 and also with you, could you successfully drive a boat 0:06:26.600 --> 0:06:31.839 like a good distance, like a speed boat? Yeah? Yeah, 0:06:31.880 --> 0:06:34.840 like I don't think I did my entire year. I 0:06:34.880 --> 0:06:38.320 wonder if it's something like we like lose it after 0:06:38.360 --> 0:06:40.080 a while, you know, like the touch of it, because 0:06:40.080 --> 0:06:42.240 it's a lot of touch and feel when you're driving 0:06:42.240 --> 0:06:43.640 a boat. It's not that easy. 0:06:43.440 --> 0:06:45.919 Talking about the sea taurists, because I don't know what 0:06:45.920 --> 0:06:48.560 you're talking about. How to lose touch for little man 0:06:48.600 --> 0:06:49.000 in the boat. 0:06:49.160 --> 0:06:52.160 No, not that an actual boat, because one time I 0:06:52.160 --> 0:06:54.480 wrote I drove a boat. It was Seambar's parents boat, 0:06:54.520 --> 0:06:56.400 and I drove up through a rock bed and destroy it. 0:06:56.600 --> 0:06:59.360 Oh my gosh, that's not cheap. But I'm sure they 0:06:59.360 --> 0:07:03.160 were thrilled. Well, they weren't mad at me because they 0:07:03.200 --> 0:07:05.640 loved me and they're met a sean for letting you drive. 0:07:05.680 --> 0:07:09.600 That's well, yeah they were, but but it is more 0:07:09.600 --> 0:07:18.440 on Sean Well, I was, yeah, that's moro on Seanjee, 0:07:19.960 --> 0:07:20.880 What was I talking about? 0:07:20.880 --> 0:07:24.160 I don't know I'm driving, but like it's tough. I 0:07:24.160 --> 0:07:28.120 don't think I could myself driving a boat. 0:07:28.800 --> 0:07:31.160 M get a boat. 0:07:32.720 --> 0:07:35.720 It's definitely something that people think is easier than it is. 0:07:36.040 --> 0:07:38.360 But once you know how to do it, it's not hard. 0:07:39.280 --> 0:07:41.000 People think, oh, you just steer it. It's about how 0:07:41.000 --> 0:07:42.880 hard can it be? Well, it's like stopping a boat 0:07:43.040 --> 0:07:45.880 is not like stopping a car, not even close. Not 0:07:46.800 --> 0:07:51.440 even close. And you know if somebody like somebody almost 0:07:51.520 --> 0:07:56.320 hit me yesterday off of six' ten card, well because 0:07:56.520 --> 0:07:59.000 there was a power. Outage uh so a couple of 0:07:59.040 --> 0:08:02.520 lights were completely. Out there was a stop light that 0:08:02.640 --> 0:08:05.080 had no, lights so everybody has to stop and turn 0:08:05.120 --> 0:08:05.840 it into a four way. 0:08:05.880 --> 0:08:06.520 Stop they can't do. 0:08:06.560 --> 0:08:09.400 It, well a guy coming off the old freeway just 0:08:09.480 --> 0:08:12.360 assumed it was a green and jew drove right. Through 0:08:12.400 --> 0:08:14.520 the four drove right, through and me and the guy 0:08:14.560 --> 0:08:17.760 to my left we both hammered the horns like, hey. Dummy, 0:08:17.920 --> 0:08:20.120 yeah you almost just t bone do? Us long story? 0:08:20.120 --> 0:08:23.120 Longer geez that. Mistake it's, like, okay, cool we can 0:08:23.120 --> 0:08:25.880 both hit our brakes and stop and honk and you, 0:08:25.920 --> 0:08:28.240 know decide if you want to flip the guy off or. 0:08:28.280 --> 0:08:30.600 Not in a, boat somebody makes that mistake in your. 0:08:30.640 --> 0:08:35.120 Toast can't, stop can't, stop won't? Stop, no are? 0:08:35.160 --> 0:08:37.599 There i'm not making a funny. Joke i'm trying to 0:08:37.600 --> 0:08:38.920 ask you a real question Because i've been on a 0:08:39.000 --> 0:08:42.880 lake only a handful of times in my. Life are 0:08:42.880 --> 0:08:43.839 there stop signs on a? 0:08:43.920 --> 0:08:44.120 Lake? 0:08:44.240 --> 0:08:44.680 Like is there? 0:08:46.040 --> 0:08:50.360 No but there's like no? Wake there's different, rules different 0:08:50.400 --> 0:08:52.400 rules if you're going through channels or, again like the 0:08:52.440 --> 0:08:54.560 saus just, said if there's a no wake kind of 0:08:54.600 --> 0:08:56.840 area when you're supposed to slow, down there's essentially then 0:08:56.920 --> 0:09:00.280 speed limits in certain places of lakes based on the 0:09:00.559 --> 0:09:01.920 wake would be destructive to the. 0:09:01.920 --> 0:09:03.920 Shoreline SOMETIMES i go to bed hoping for a no. 0:09:04.000 --> 0:09:04.440 Wake so on. 0:09:09.040 --> 0:09:17.160 That's just his. Bedroom oh damn, It i'm awake by 0:09:17.240 --> 0:09:20.679 my best luck with your mental health speech. Tonight the 0:09:20.679 --> 0:09:23.520 only one that loves me is an overweight forty three year. 0:09:23.559 --> 0:09:26.199 Old, hi, Guys i'm supposed to be here psyching you 0:09:26.280 --> 0:09:28.319 up for your mental. Health BUT i have one man 0:09:28.360 --> 0:09:30.680 in the world that loves, me and It's. 0:09:30.720 --> 0:09:33.800 Paul It's, Paul and uh my no wake zone didn't 0:09:33.840 --> 0:09:35.360 come true again, Today so HERE i. 0:09:35.400 --> 0:09:37.560 Am, WELL i GUESS i got to go through this again. 0:09:37.600 --> 0:09:42.400 Today days, man being a high school kid and you, 0:09:42.440 --> 0:09:44.160 know not having the patience to go through a no 0:09:44.280 --> 0:09:46.199 wake zone without at least a little bit of a wake. 0:09:46.280 --> 0:09:49.640 RIGHT i was never barreling through the channel Between Chicago 0:09:49.720 --> 0:09:51.400 lake And, leinstermac but once in a while and'll be, 0:09:51.400 --> 0:09:54.840 like this is gonna take for every lowest, speed and 0:09:54.960 --> 0:09:57.360 even though your motor was, going not that kind of. 0:09:57.400 --> 0:09:59.560 Motor even though your motor was, going you could still 0:09:59.679 --> 0:10:02.839 once this in a, while he'll hear somebody yelling at 0:10:02.880 --> 0:10:05.240 you from the shoreline because they know it's just some 0:10:05.360 --> 0:10:08.720 punk sixteen year old kid driving the. Boat and you, 0:10:08.720 --> 0:10:13.040 know some seventy year old just hag is just screech 0:10:13.080 --> 0:10:15.679 and you're, LIKE i know, Whatever i'll slow. Down you're, 0:10:15.679 --> 0:10:17.520 Like i'm never gonna see that person. Again who. Cares 0:10:18.120 --> 0:10:20.160 i'll be dead by the TIME i get back. Geees 0:10:22.160 --> 0:10:24.240 and it reminded, me why AM i going to Lindstrom, 0:10:24.320 --> 0:10:26.719 lake nobody's over. There who? Cares Just Stann, Shousago what 0:10:26.760 --> 0:10:29.440 AM i? Doing who cares? About going through the show? 0:10:29.440 --> 0:10:31.400 OFF i can't imagine it never. 0:10:31.440 --> 0:10:34.200 WORKED i MEAN i DON'T i didn't. KNOW i don't 0:10:34.200 --> 0:10:36.840 Think i've ever known anybody that had a boat when 0:10:36.840 --> 0:10:39.160 they were a, Kid, like how old are you when 0:10:39.160 --> 0:10:40.000 you're allowed to drive a? 0:10:40.040 --> 0:10:42.160 BOAT i don't think my parents let me UNTIL i 0:10:42.200 --> 0:10:47.160 was about fifteen or, sixteen like. Unsupervised before, that they 0:10:47.200 --> 0:10:49.560 would they would take us out, wakeboarding your skiing or. 0:10:49.559 --> 0:10:53.160 Whatever but once we got to about driving the actual car, 0:10:53.280 --> 0:10:55.360 age it was just, LIKE i don't want to watch 0:10:55.400 --> 0:10:58.319 you wakeboard, anymore but can't blame, you see? You and 0:10:58.320 --> 0:11:00.600 then we were on our, own which now, again NOW 0:11:00.640 --> 0:11:02.440 i look at my, Kids i'm, LIKE i can't BELIEVE 0:11:02.440 --> 0:11:05.880 i would just let my kids, unsupervised at like fifteen years, 0:11:05.880 --> 0:11:07.880 old be flying around all day in a boat on. 0:11:08.000 --> 0:11:11.400 Supervised but this was nineteen ninety. Five times were. Different, yeah, 0:11:11.480 --> 0:11:13.440 right And i'm a helicopter. Parent right. 0:11:15.320 --> 0:11:16.679 Were you on a boat who as a? 0:11:16.760 --> 0:11:17.000 Kid? 0:11:17.120 --> 0:11:21.280 YEAH i Mean Scene bear had, One Eric Cetter home had. One, 0:11:21.360 --> 0:11:23.760 yeah oh, yeah, wow this is what we did in the. 0:11:23.800 --> 0:11:25.720 Summer were you on a boat a lot as a? 0:11:25.760 --> 0:11:30.040 Kid oh, Yeah Sugar lake, Baby, Annandale, Minnesota, Grandma. 0:11:29.960 --> 0:11:30.440 Yeah great. 0:11:30.520 --> 0:11:33.000 Lake, YEAH i am so, poor so. 0:11:33.080 --> 0:11:35.800 Good OH i didn't have. It but, dude that's the. 0:11:35.840 --> 0:11:38.680 Difference i'm telling. You that's WHY i loved growing up 0:11:38.679 --> 0:11:42.640 In Chicago. Lakes everybody has access to lakes because there's 0:11:42.640 --> 0:11:45.240 so many. Lakes, rich poor or somewhere in the. Middle and, 0:11:45.280 --> 0:11:48.560 again rich For chicago is very. Relative it's not like 0:11:48.600 --> 0:11:52.400 there's six million dollar homes In. Chicago like every home 0:11:52.480 --> 0:11:54.840 is very modest In Chicago lakes. Anyway but my point 0:11:54.880 --> 0:11:58.679 is everybody's on the lake, right regardless of. Class, yeah, 0:11:58.840 --> 0:12:00.880 yeah our. Status it's just like get out. There that's 0:12:00.880 --> 0:12:03.640 what everybody. Does some people have super nice, boats some 0:12:03.720 --> 0:12:06.040 people have crap. Boats but everybody's on the water all summer. 0:12:06.040 --> 0:12:06.520 Long it was the. 0:12:06.559 --> 0:12:08.959 Best, okay just for, clarification is there really a thing 0:12:09.000 --> 0:12:09.520 called a crap? 0:12:09.559 --> 0:12:13.360 Boat, yeah your dad drives. One i'm trying to have 0:12:13.360 --> 0:12:16.840 a real discussion learn why would his dad drive it, 0:12:16.880 --> 0:12:19.319 Though because he wants you to, know he's captain of 0:12:19.360 --> 0:12:19.720 the crab. 0:12:19.760 --> 0:12:22.280 Boat wouldn't he just swim around in? It and remember 0:12:22.360 --> 0:12:25.240 is that my dad it's twice's, tight thank. You, yes 0:12:25.440 --> 0:12:26.439 my dad's never owned a. 0:12:26.480 --> 0:12:30.400 Boat dwight stands at the the most beautiful, thing these. 0:12:30.440 --> 0:12:32.600 Eyes oh so he's the. 0:12:32.640 --> 0:12:35.160 Captain, Yes but here here's the, difference by the. Way 0:12:35.200 --> 0:12:38.320 AND i shouldn't, judge BECAUSE i don't know your, childhood. 0:12:38.360 --> 0:12:41.000 Sauce And i've never spent time On Lake minnetaka like, ever, ever, 0:12:41.080 --> 0:12:42.600 ever ever. EVER i just know of. 0:12:42.640 --> 0:12:42.720 It. 0:12:42.800 --> 0:12:47.280 Right if you pull up a nice boat to a 0:12:47.559 --> 0:12:51.680 nice kind of like shoreline, restaurant that's that Surrounds Lake. 0:12:51.679 --> 0:12:55.800 Minnetaka my guess, Man so who's who of The Twin? Cities, 0:12:55.880 --> 0:12:58.000 Right you're, like it's it's who can be seen who 0:12:58.080 --> 0:13:00.280 cannot be? Seen all those kind of. Things that's. Wow 0:13:00.320 --> 0:13:01.880 look at the look at that, Boat look at that. 0:13:01.920 --> 0:13:05.320 Person is that person? Famous we had this place In. 0:13:05.360 --> 0:13:08.280 CHICAGO i don't think it's still there On Lindstrom lake 0:13:08.320 --> 0:13:10.240 that you could drive through the channel From chicago To 0:13:10.280 --> 0:13:14.080 Lindstrum and it was called The Dinner. Bell oh that. 0:13:14.160 --> 0:13:16.800 Sounds and there were stairs going down to like this 0:13:16.960 --> 0:13:22.680 really swampy kind of weed filled. Bay no one ever 0:13:22.720 --> 0:13:24.400 got out on. That and if you if you would 0:13:24.400 --> 0:13:25.920 pull your boat up to that and walk up to. 0:13:25.960 --> 0:13:28.120 It it's basically like walking to the restaurant from The 0:13:28.160 --> 0:13:32.680 goonies with The fertelli's like it. Was it looked. Abandoned yeah, right, 0:13:32.840 --> 0:13:35.080 yeah that's what growing up In chicago was. Like is 0:13:35.120 --> 0:13:37.560 there wasn't like a. Zorbas there was no party. Spot 0:13:37.559 --> 0:13:40.440 it was just you just went out in the middle 0:13:40.440 --> 0:13:42.240 of the. Lake there was no place to be. Seen 0:13:42.280 --> 0:13:45.679 there was no social. Scene but that's Not Minta, TAKA i, 0:13:45.679 --> 0:13:48.400 bet No minnetonka or like you, know places Like Big. 0:13:48.400 --> 0:13:51.280 Island it's literally to be. Seen, yeah that's the whole 0:13:51.280 --> 0:13:54.040 point is to show off and be. Seen yeah, yeah, 0:13:54.120 --> 0:13:56.440 yeah oh, yeah and not out in the sticks and the. 0:13:56.440 --> 0:13:59.240 Sticks it was all about the actual. Activities there was No, 0:13:59.360 --> 0:14:00.960 yeah we weren't out there to do. 0:14:01.040 --> 0:14:04.880 Stuff you're out there to get, drunk to get drunk and. 0:14:05.320 --> 0:14:07.839 No but WHEN i was probably seventeen or eighteen or, 0:14:07.880 --> 0:14:10.719 nineteen SURE i Saw kim kardashing out on Like manettanka 0:14:10.760 --> 0:14:13.560 yeah With chris With Chris. Humphries, yeah, yep. 0:14:14.280 --> 0:14:17.560 YEAH i cannot cannot imagine the amount of time That 0:14:17.640 --> 0:14:19.080 Ryan donaldson spent On Big. 0:14:19.080 --> 0:14:22.360 Island, WELL i mean there was a, time LIKE i 0:14:22.360 --> 0:14:25.880 think it was five or six years, ago maybe even, 0:14:25.920 --> 0:14:29.520 longer where everybody that was out, there not his, group 0:14:29.600 --> 0:14:32.320 but like there was like any coal eye breakout out. 0:14:32.360 --> 0:14:36.520 There, yeah because showed. Up, yeah showed up at the 0:14:36.520 --> 0:14:41.520 crap boat get in my. Pretties, yeah who is he 0:14:41.520 --> 0:14:41.800 talking to? 0:14:41.840 --> 0:14:42.040 You the? 0:14:42.080 --> 0:14:46.360 Turds yeah, NO i don't. Know, Man i'm not going to, 0:14:46.480 --> 0:14:49.440 joke but pooping and lake. Manttanka, yeah well. 0:14:49.400 --> 0:14:50.040 They're not going to do. 0:14:50.080 --> 0:14:50.880 That did you ever do? 0:14:50.880 --> 0:14:51.200 That you know? 0:14:51.200 --> 0:14:55.200 What? Talk have you ever dumped in a? Lake maybe 0:14:55.240 --> 0:14:59.320 as a, KID i dumped in uh WHEN i was 0:14:59.400 --> 0:15:01.320 probably the seven or. 0:15:01.400 --> 0:15:07.520 EIGHT i THINK i dumped in The northwest pool at 0:15:07.560 --> 0:15:11.840 like the health club before it Became. Lifetime, no it 0:15:11.920 --> 0:15:14.600 was probably an. ACCIDENT i was probably, PROBABLY i mean 0:15:14.600 --> 0:15:17.160 it was an. Accident, yeah it was a. KID i 0:15:17.160 --> 0:15:19.200 THINK i was four or five now THAT i think about. 0:15:19.200 --> 0:15:23.520 It but, yeah they have to close the whole pool. 0:15:23.520 --> 0:15:28.400 Down oh, yeah it was quite. Embarrassing, yeah core, memory. 0:15:28.680 --> 0:15:31.800 Yep remember my dad was all excited to like Take 0:15:31.880 --> 0:15:33.360 dom AND i into the pool AND i took a 0:15:33.480 --> 0:15:33.840 dump in. 0:15:33.920 --> 0:15:40.680 It, yeah it was an, ACCIDENT i, Think, YEAH i don't. 0:15:40.720 --> 0:15:43.280 Remember it's diabolical if you did it on. PURPOSE i 0:15:43.280 --> 0:15:46.640 don't THINK i did it on, purpose, though just two. 0:15:46.640 --> 0:15:50.680 AVOIDS i don't want to do, Laps, Paul you're gonna 0:15:50.680 --> 0:15:53.080 get in there and you're gonna. LEARN i, mean we 0:15:53.120 --> 0:15:55.240 were in the show this son of a. Bitch he 0:15:55.360 --> 0:15:57.640 just dumped on. Purpose pointed it out to the lifeguard 0:15:57.640 --> 0:16:00.600 and they shut that thing. Down, look who's doing laps? 0:16:00.600 --> 0:16:01.160 NOW a little? 0:16:01.160 --> 0:16:03.680 Foreshadowing did you a little little four one of? 0:16:03.960 --> 0:16:05.560 Foreshadowing, okay. 0:16:06.800 --> 0:16:10.960 What about like canoes and? Fishing do you guys do? 0:16:11.040 --> 0:16:11.160 That? 0:16:11.320 --> 0:16:14.760 Never, YEAH i bring the name up all the. Time 0:16:14.760 --> 0:16:17.680 but my buddy duskym on him AND i would go 0:16:17.720 --> 0:16:21.720 out on like mannetaka and. Fish, yeah but and ice. Fish, 0:16:21.760 --> 0:16:24.880 yeah what'd you do with? FISHES i mean he handled 0:16:24.880 --> 0:16:25.600 it and threw it back. 0:16:25.640 --> 0:16:29.640 IN i didn't touch, it but, yeah, yeah oh, yeah, 0:16:30.320 --> 0:16:31.720 interteez that's cool. 0:16:31.720 --> 0:16:35.440 Man, NO i, MEAN I i Am i'm ALWAYS i 0:16:35.440 --> 0:16:38.320 think it might have. Been it's gonna be. FUN i don't. 0:16:38.320 --> 0:16:40.920 KNOW i BET i wouldn't be as afraid of things 0:16:40.960 --> 0:16:44.480 swimming across my feet and stepping on things in the 0:16:44.560 --> 0:16:48.080 lake IF i grew up, here because that. IMMEDIATELY i 0:16:48.080 --> 0:16:49.880 do not like that feeling THAT i can't see what's 0:16:49.920 --> 0:16:50.520 going on below. 0:16:50.560 --> 0:16:54.760 Me, yeah lakes are kind of yucky. Though, yeah but 0:16:54.760 --> 0:16:57.400 there's nothing to worry, about, right there's In minnesota. Lakes 0:16:57.440 --> 0:16:59.680 what are you worried? About maybe a snapping turtle at the. 0:16:59.720 --> 0:17:02.480 Worst maybe, yeah THAT'S i mean not Even there's nothing 0:17:02.520 --> 0:17:02.760 to worry. 0:17:02.800 --> 0:17:04.840 About, man some of those. Guys maybe a dead, norse 0:17:05.400 --> 0:17:09.359 maybe a dead. Person yeah maybe you know, right it's gonna. 0:17:09.400 --> 0:17:14.520 Happen it's just a hazard of the. Game you're gonna 0:17:14.560 --> 0:17:16.439 wander on a dead body from time to. 0:17:16.480 --> 0:17:19.520 Time all the way you stumbled upon car accidents and. 0:17:19.560 --> 0:17:22.040 STUFF i can't imagine if you got on on a, 0:17:22.080 --> 0:17:23.920 boat you wouldn't see a boat accident or. 0:17:23.960 --> 0:17:25.520 Two it was weird BECAUSE i got in my car 0:17:25.640 --> 0:17:28.520 without knowing why and started driving towards six', ten yesterday 0:17:28.520 --> 0:17:30.919 AND then i turned AROUND because i. REALIZED it i 0:17:31.000 --> 0:17:33.600 was almost. T, BONED yeah i, knew IT and i 0:17:33.640 --> 0:17:35.000 wanted to be there a. 0:17:35.000 --> 0:17:37.520 Slow MOTION when i saw his reaction to, Slow motion, 0:17:37.560 --> 0:17:39.919 he's like WHAT am i? Doing wrong, it's, like, oh 0:17:39.960 --> 0:17:42.680 hey there's. No lights you didn't have a green there's. 0:17:42.720 --> 0:17:45.840 No lights. SLOW down i bet he was going fifty 0:17:45.840 --> 0:17:49.640 five to just barreled, through it just flew through it 0:17:49.680 --> 0:17:52.160 and almost clipped me and the guy to my, immediate 0:17:52.200 --> 0:17:54.480 left who both were crossing the intersection at the. Appropriate 0:17:54.520 --> 0:17:54.800 time that. 0:17:54.880 --> 0:17:58.160 Was fun riding a motorcycle's terrifying because of that. Exact, 0:17:58.200 --> 0:18:01.440 SIDENT no, I, bet yeah. Just TERRIFYING but i love 0:18:01.480 --> 0:18:02.520 it because, you know. 0:18:02.720 --> 0:18:08.359 Because you that's your no. Wake, zone yes four and six. 0:18:08.520 --> 0:18:09.560 NINETY four a. 0:18:09.480 --> 0:18:11.680 Lot of trafficing gutmer storms. Out there i'll be, Right, 0:18:11.720 --> 0:18:12.200 back yep. 0:18:12.280 --> 0:18:17.600 Gotta go there's guys bareing through intersections and off of. 0:18:17.680 --> 0:18:19.840 SIX ten i Have a i've seeing an hour pops 0:18:19.880 --> 0:18:21.119 up on my phone to let me know when the 0:18:21.119 --> 0:18:21.920 intersections are out. 0:18:21.960 --> 0:18:26.119 Around, this Yeah When chris sy's those thick red LINES, 0:18:26.160 --> 0:18:31.320 on gps that's a bad signal. That guys i'm gonna live, 0:18:31.359 --> 0:18:34.600 by dream. All right your other dream is to not 0:18:34.680 --> 0:18:36.240 ever have to get up on your roof and deal. 0:18:36.280 --> 0:18:38.800 With, leaves yeah gut our helmet At GUTTER helmet mn. 0:18:38.880 --> 0:18:42.320 Dot com never clean your, gutters again GUTTER helmet mn. 0:18:42.440 --> 0:18:44.440 Dot com, all right We believe tommy should be kicking 0:18:44.440 --> 0:18:47.080 down the door in A second ben delayed today but 0:18:47.400 --> 0:18:49.680 the full two hours seven, and nine so he doesn't 0:18:49.720 --> 0:18:51.720 have his little, morning call so he's got to stay 0:18:51.760 --> 0:18:53.240