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Speaker 2: All right, we're live a ninety three three FLZ.

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Speaker 1: This is something that Ashley had written down last week,

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Speaker 1: but everyone was on spring break, so I wanted to

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Speaker 1: save it to now. So I want to figure this

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Speaker 1: out more. Just tell the story and then I'll ask

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Speaker 1: the question. Actually, because the story's good enough.

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Speaker 2: Lotion.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, And I'm only going to talk about this

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Speaker 3: because I talked about it when we were out Friday

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Speaker 3: at the Saint Patti's day Fest, and the listeners that

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Speaker 3: were there said they won't judge me.

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Speaker 1: Oh you already told them, say.

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Speaker 2: This is why I hate not being a part of

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Speaker 2: things you guys do. I missed out.

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Speaker 3: So last Friday, I was leaving the houses. We were

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Speaker 3: going to an event in Saint Pete. I live in Tampa,

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Speaker 3: and it was at like five point thirty that we

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Speaker 3: had to be there, so I'm thinking of traffic. I

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Speaker 3: left my home, but before I left, I had already

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Speaker 3: taken shower, so I was a little ashy and I

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Speaker 3: noticed as I'm driving, I'm like looking at my arms.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, oh my goodness, it looked like I roll

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Speaker 3: in a bag of powder. Ash going on. So I'm

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Speaker 3: looking at the times. I cannot be late, like I

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Speaker 3: have to be there on time. Jed and Katy said

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Speaker 3: they're gonna be there at five fifteen. I want to

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Speaker 3: get there at five thirty. So I'm freaking out because

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Speaker 3: I got short sleeves on it. I don't want people

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Speaker 3: to know that, like I didn't put lotion on. So

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Speaker 3: I don't know why I clicked in my brain. There's

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Speaker 3: like Walgreens right on the corner. I was like, I'll

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Speaker 3: just go to Walgreens. I'll get some lotion. I go

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Speaker 3: in bro. I look at the price for just some

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Speaker 3: lotion for the car. It was like thirteen dollars.

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Speaker 4: I said.

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Speaker 3: I got loation at the crib, so walked around. You know,

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Speaker 3: I had to scope the scenery. I said, let me

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Speaker 3: see what this lotion smell like, so I'll put some

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Speaker 3: up in my hand.

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Speaker 4: I smelled. I was like, oh, it's really good, but

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Speaker 4: I don't really like it.

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Speaker 3: And I just walked out and I kept it in

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Speaker 3: my hand until I got to the car, and I

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Speaker 3: loationed up and I left.

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 5: What, sometimes I have to remember you and I aron

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Speaker 5: just talking alone where we share a very s sense

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Speaker 5: of humor the radio.

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Speaker 2: If we weren't on the radio right now and it's

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Speaker 2: just you and me, we're.

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Speaker 1: I'd say, you know, this is the reason why they

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Speaker 1: lock up our damn deoda stop. I guess inner city

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Speaker 1: and you notice you can't grab anything you need. My

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Speaker 1: damn degree sticks are behind the friggin paint.

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Speaker 3: The one girl I can't remember her name, Stephanie, Stephanie.

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Speaker 3: She was like, listen, we've all done it, You've done

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Speaker 3: it was just my first time.

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Speaker 4: I'll never do it again.

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Speaker 2: I just I was.

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Speaker 4: It was down to the wire. Be late or get lotions?

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Speaker 2: Why I can't get my own spice?

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Speaker 4: It's like a little she had to test it.

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Speaker 2: They've got testers all the time everywhere.

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Speaker 3: The same guy who goes to the grocery store and

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Speaker 3: he's while he's shopping, he's eating the grapes.

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Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, we're going to pay for that.

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Speaker 2: That's not fair.

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Speaker 4: You can't eat.

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Speaker 1: I mean, let me ask you a question. What happens

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Speaker 1: when you go to the bakery at Public's smells amazing? Well, yes,

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Speaker 1: you get a free cook you get a free cooking.

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Speaker 2: So I can't get it. I can't get one grape. No,

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Speaker 2: And by the way, I always end up buying the grape.

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Speaker 2: I just want to have like a grape adding a.

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Speaker 3: Couple of pounds because if you eat a handful of grapes,

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Speaker 3: I mean that makes the bag of grapes heavier, so

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Speaker 3: which means you'll be paying more. Are you weigh yourself

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Speaker 3: on the scale before you leave, like, oh, I had.

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Speaker 4: About seven seventeen grapes.

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Speaker 2: Yes, that's exactly what I do.

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Speaker 4: No, you're not. You would have done it too much, though,

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Speaker 4: you would.

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Speaker 3: Have done it too say you need a deodorant, Well,

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Speaker 3: it was an emergency. It was an emergency, Ashley.

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Speaker 1: What what was your self imposed free sample? That's what

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Speaker 1: I want to know. What was your self imposed free sample?

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Speaker 1: You decided, you know what, it's free for me. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna take a little bit. I'm gonna skim a little

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Speaker 1: bit off the top.

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Speaker 4: I know guys who don't want to buy cologne, and

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Speaker 4: there I.

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Speaker 2: Bet you, I bet you do.

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Speaker 3: So go to the store and they'll put it on

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Speaker 3: or cologne and they'll go on their dates.

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Speaker 2: That's horrible.

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Speaker 1: That's really you know a lot of people I do

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Speaker 1: do you starting with great, you.

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Speaker 4: Told me about the lotion.

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Speaker 3: I said, okay, I'll text Jos like, just do it.

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Speaker 3: I said, all right, Joe said, do it.

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Speaker 5: Do it.

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Speaker 2: That's three. It's for me. Can I ask you a question? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I just wanted to.

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Speaker 4: But if you feel bad, I won't ever do it again.

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Speaker 2: You guys ever done anything like that before?

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Speaker 4: I mean, like when I go to bath and body works,

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Speaker 4: I want to try all the little.

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Speaker 3: It's a tester, Joe, They've got the little testers.

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Speaker 2: Now the argument, ladies is shifting into another direction because

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Speaker 2: you just said that you went in there. I don't

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Speaker 2: even know this is.

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Speaker 4: I feel it is in the same realm.

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 3: It's not like I took the whole bottle. That's a

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Speaker 3: little squirk, just a little squirt. You had to try it.

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Speaker 3: That's what customer satisfaction wants to try before they buy.

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Speaker 2: Let you buy perfect examples. You The customer ain't always right.

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Speaker 4: I worked in retail. The customers always right corner.

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Speaker 2: That's why businesses are going under.

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Speaker 4: Customer is always right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what. That's why that's why CVS is

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Speaker 2: in trouble.

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Speaker 4: No they're not. Yeah, they are too bad. I went

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Speaker 4: to Walgreens in

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