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Speaker 1: I know it'll carry up though. There's an advertisement. You

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Speaker 1: know when we talk about plane crashes around here, and uh,

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Speaker 1: I'm always fascinated by the data that they get from

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Speaker 1: from from airline crashes. There was that Indian flight that

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Speaker 1: crash not long ago. They almost had another one. This

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Speaker 1: parts of an air show, but a Delta Airlines jet

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Speaker 1: had to make a hard turn, almost a collision.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, an evasive maneuver.

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Speaker 2: Invasive maneuvers.

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Speaker 11: There's no radar here, so there the tower realized that

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Speaker 12: Going to work and said turn right.

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Speaker 11: And they looked over and there the airplane with supposed

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Speaker 12: He said turn riot.

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Speaker 11: I said, there's an airplane over there, and he says

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Speaker 8: On the airplane that was coming on their version with us

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Speaker 1: I knew that's the guy apologizing to the passengers. I

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Speaker 1: He probably did it while they were still in the air,

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Speaker 1: I hope not. We just almost all died. It was

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Speaker 1: a sea of the United States military. We just almost

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Speaker 2: Air Force confirmed that.

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Speaker 1: The bomber was assigned to conduct a fly over the

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Speaker 1: North Dakota State Fair. This is why we need to

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Speaker 1: stop with the frigging military aircraft at state fairs and stuff.

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Speaker 1: We get it, make these things static displays.

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Speaker 2: Here comes a plane. Cool? What am I five?

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Speaker 1: I was gonna talk about the Jimmy Buffett lawsuit, but

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I want to go in that direction. Round, Okay,

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Speaker 1: go ahead, Well today's I only mentioned it because today

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Speaker 1: is National hammock Day.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, National Terrible Song Day.

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Speaker 1: Well I misread it, though, and I thought that it

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Speaker 1: was National hamhock Day. And I was really excited about

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Speaker 1: that because, you know, as a kid, I ended up

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Speaker 1: consuming a lot of hamhocks my dad. Being from the

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Speaker 1: don't even know if there's a National hamhock Day.

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Speaker 2: Well there should be.

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Speaker 1: I guess there should, and maybe I will take it

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Speaker 1: National pork knuckle Day. Oh but that sounds too sexy.

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Speaker 1: Moose knuckle heyby, show me that pork knuckle, right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you do have to, you know, if you really want

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Speaker 1: You know, Oh, what's a hamhock. It's a meta tarsal joint.

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Speaker 1: You know, because there are so few opportunities to consume hawk.

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Speaker 1: Again? Because it looks black. It looks like a black hawk.

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Speaker 1: There there was a time that my dad did overcook it,

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Speaker 10: I think you're making a mistake saying all this stuff

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Speaker 10: because I have a feeling future black stepdads just taking

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Speaker 1: Is it true that your son was eating giant hawk?

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Speaker 1: Can you cook it until it's tender or do you

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Speaker 1: leave it soft? You don't throw my childhood cuisine. You

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Speaker 1: don't throw my familial nostalgia in my face. If I

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Speaker 1: Do they get hard when they're overcooked? Yes? Yeah, well

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Speaker 1: not going to eat a giant hard hawk.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, especially like I said, when they were overcooked and

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Speaker 1: Rob is difficult to consume, right, And a lot of

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Speaker 1: you've got to prepare your hawk properly. I don't know

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Speaker 1: what did you put mayonnaise on yours?

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Speaker 1: I don't like mayonnaise, barbecue sauce. It was a white

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Speaker 1: It was a big black hawk, so we had there

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Speaker 1: at the cookout. Yes, and it was juicy, right. My

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Speaker 1: It's such a temperamental meat, and so isn't it Well

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Speaker 1: I don't know about that, no, because he knew what

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Speaker 10: That's what I like when you prepare it, don't you

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Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about. And there's no vein. No,

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Speaker 1: I think there is a hawk. I think there is.

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Speaker 1: I think there's a big there's a main vein. I

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Speaker 1: believe there's no.

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Speaker 2: I always thought there was.

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Speaker 1: There's no vein in a hard hawk. Okay, No, And

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Speaker 1: now I miss my dad in his cooking. And I'm

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Speaker 1: going to text my mom tonight and see how she's doing.

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Speaker 2: Try to get that recipe.

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Speaker 3: Is your further speaking from New lecture cock Show on.

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Speaker 3: Let's not pretend any of this makes sick.

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Speaker 1: I don't understand any of this.

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Speaker 13: They jock show, Chris out in Warren, Hey, how's it going, Alan?

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Speaker 2: What's up man, Joe? Thank you, sir?

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Speaker 14: Hey?

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Speaker 2: Breaking news?

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Speaker 1: Oh oh I love breaking news.

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Speaker 6: So on Saturday, Grandma went to join Grandpa from Grandpa's Cheesebarn.

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Speaker 6: They died within days and they really.

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, we mentioned yeah that Grandpa from Grandpa

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Speaker 2: He was ninety three.

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Speaker 1: I assumed that he probably didn't have much to do

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Speaker 15: I well read it.

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Speaker 6: Oh, they had released it on Saturday morning. My wife

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Speaker 1: Well, and you know what, though, people love people love

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Speaker 1: these kinds of stories in a not morbid way because

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Speaker 1: they always go. They just couldn't stand and not be

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Speaker 5: Drove past Grandpa's Cheese Barn on Saturday or Friday because

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Speaker 2: But we poured out some cheesekirts for him.

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Speaker 1: Some melted nacho cheese for Grandpa, and Vera Balm, the

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Speaker 1: grandma to Grandpa's Cheese Barn died on Saturday, just two

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Speaker 2: But I apparently the people they.

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Speaker 1: Had just celebrate it did seventy three years of marriage

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Speaker 1: on December the fourth. Seventy three years of marriage. That's

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Speaker 1: wild mawedge, Oh my god. I mean yeah, I guess.

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Speaker 1: I mean it's uh had long lives.

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Speaker 5: It sounds like they, you know, they had a pretty

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Speaker 5: successful business, right They're beloved like well.

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Speaker 1: They were in their nineties, so late teens. There is

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Speaker 1: I never thought. Yeah, it was a very different time.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So we get there, get sick. We said that

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Speaker 1: Okay, so my older daughter and I go get a table.

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Speaker 1: My son's gonna meet us. Gwynan Ore show about twenty

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Speaker 5: Where my messiness would have come in handy because even

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Speaker 1: It was just it was all in German, Yeah, all

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Speaker 17: And it was essentially like they were rooming without rooming

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 17: and save some money, like, because I would rather room

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Speaker 17: with one I know I can live with than.

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Speaker 2: Someone I might not like.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's a decision.

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Speaker 5: You make when you are new to school and you're

443
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Speaker 5: you're thinking, I want some distance from this person, and

444
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Speaker 5: then you realize, oh, wait, my roommate could be pound cake.

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Speaker 1: I was a roommate.

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Speaker 17: I was a great roommate in what sense, I mind

447
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Speaker 17: my business. I'm I clean up after myself, like I

448
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Speaker 17: whatever dishes I made, I may not do the dishes,

449
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Speaker 17: but I do my dishes. I clean up after MySpace.

450
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Speaker 17: If I made the mess, I will clean that up.

451
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Speaker 17: I'm not going to clean up after everyone else. And

452
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Speaker 17: I again, I'm on my business. Whenever you need me,

453
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Speaker 17: someone after me. That's what makes a good roommate for me.

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Speaker 17: If you need to vent, if you need to vent,

455
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Speaker 17: you could talk to me non judgment because I think

456
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Speaker 17: people look at me like he's done some things. Nothing

457
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Speaker 17: I say is going to shock him. So people are

458
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Speaker 17: comfortable with talking to me. And I always have condoms,

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Speaker 17: which is great.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. My freshman year roommate, we were both neat freaks

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Speaker 1: and he went home every weekend, so it was fantastic

462
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Speaker 1: for me. It was awesome.

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Speaker 2: My first roommate.

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Speaker 17: He was kind of he was a band nerd and

465
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Speaker 17: he would have sex with his girlfriend really really loud,

466
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Speaker 17: and but other than that he was fine. But we

467
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Speaker 17: just we were roommates. We weren't really like friends, but

468
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Speaker 17: we we co existed. My second year, I had like apartments,

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Speaker 17: and I had three other roommates.

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Speaker 2: I was cool with one. Actually no, I hated all

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Speaker 2: of them.

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Speaker 17: But I thought I was cool with one, but he

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Speaker 17: turned out to be a manipulator and they would steal

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Speaker 17: my food. So then I swapped because after you sign

475
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Speaker 17: like a housing agreement, they have to find you somewhere

476
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Speaker 17: to live. And I was like, I'm not comfortable with

477
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Speaker 17: living with these people, so I moved. And then I

478
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Speaker 17: found like the roommate that I would live with after college.

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Speaker 2: Well, my daughter moved.

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Speaker 1: She's rooming with one of her best friends since kindergarten,

481
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Speaker 1: and her friend is leaving school because what she doesn't

482
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Speaker 1: know what she wants to be, and I guess she's

483
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Speaker 1: pretty disillusioned to the whole situation.

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Speaker 2: So my daughter's kind of bummed about that.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, well, you know, I'm sure you've made friends

486
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Speaker 1: since you got here, so one of them will just

487
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Speaker 1: room with you. You know. But that fresh that first semester

488
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Speaker 1: freshman year, so a lot of kids are like, Nope,

489
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Speaker 1: I'm going to go home to community college and see

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Speaker 1: if I can figure out what I want to do

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Speaker 1: with my life. So you're fortunate if you go in

492
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Speaker 1: knowing what you want to do, and a lot of

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Speaker 1: people don't go.

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Speaker 3: Car show on warm hundred points of it.

495
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Speaker 1: If he sounds super excited to see you, Hey, what's up?

496
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Speaker 3: Remember he is a paid performer.

497
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Speaker 1: As a broadcaster.

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Speaker 2: Real good Alan.

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Speaker 3: Cox on one hundred point seven MMS.

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Speaker 2: Three five, one Night and two.

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Speaker 1: If you want to send me a text Alancoxshow dot com,

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Speaker 1: you will watch There got the Instagram hotties up there

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Speaker 1: for you, as well as the Bill Squire show. We've

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Speaker 1: Got the Karen's Gone Wild COVID nineteen edition is up there.

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Speaker 1: I was reading about a guy who got caught on

506
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Speaker 1: surveillance Cameron in Las Vegas. He walked in right through

507
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Speaker 1: the front door and he stole a three foot dildo

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Speaker 1: called Moby Dick the Deja Vu Love boutique in Las Vegas.

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Speaker 1: Broad daylights. See everybody's wearing masks now they are emboldened.

510
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:07,000
Speaker 1: These brazen criminals walked out with a giant three foot

511
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Speaker 1: dong over his shoulder.

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Speaker 2: I just started watching Sopranos, and are you watching or

513
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Speaker 2: just watching?

514
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Speaker 1: I'm just watching. Watched it flo Wow.

515
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:17,440
Speaker 5: So I'm like eight episodes in and I can't stop

516
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:20,920
Speaker 5: thinking about how much they would love this mask thing

517
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:24,000
Speaker 5: where they're just like, first of all, there's nobody anywhere,

518
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Speaker 5: so like it's never been easier to just knock someone off,

519
00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:29,800
Speaker 5: and then if you're you're wearing a mask, it's that

520
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:30,520
Speaker 5: much easier.

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Speaker 1: Well here's the weird thing though, under this mandate that

522
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Speaker 1: means you guys gotta be wearing them.

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Speaker 2: On stage, it's gonna suck. How's that gonna work?

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Speaker 18: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I don't have any show scheduled, so I have a.

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Speaker 18: Show next Thursday and Hilarities mass Mary.

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Speaker 4: I guess unless having a drink on stageble exactly from.

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Speaker 1: That drinking actively drinking. So can you eat and drink

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Speaker 1: and still perform at the same time.

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Speaker 18: I don't think it's like.

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Speaker 4: You have to take a bite, put your mask back

532
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Speaker 4: on while you're chewing, take it off.

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Speaker 1: You get what I'm saying, But it says actively eating

534
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Speaker 1: or drinking.

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Speaker 18: Yeah, But what I'm saying is, as long.

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Speaker 4: As they're sitting at the table, I feel like they

537
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Speaker 4: won't have to wear the mask. So maybe if I

538
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Speaker 4: just have a we'll play the fries next to me

539
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Speaker 4: that I take a bite of in between jokes I'm

540
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Speaker 4: actively eating. It just takes me longer, yeah, can take minutes.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I had a show that I was going to

543
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Speaker 2: try and do, and even before.

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Speaker 19: This mask mandate came out, I canceled it just because

545
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Speaker 19: I just don't feel like I've done a few shows.

546
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Speaker 19: And I'm not saying it's a bad thing to do

547
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Speaker 19: shows or go out and do things, but like personally,

548
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Speaker 19: I'm just like I don't want to do it anymore.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just kind of switching gears.

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Speaker 8: Well.

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Speaker 4: I the guy I've been going out with, he wants

552
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Speaker 4: to keep going out and doing things, and I was like, dude,

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Speaker 4: I'm not comfortable.

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Speaker 18: I don't want to be out doing this kind of stuff.

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Speaker 18: Like I know it sucks, like we can go to

556
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Speaker 18: parks and things like that, but I'm like, I don't

557
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Speaker 18: want to be in public going I know it sounds

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Speaker 18: stupid to say not going on dates, but I'm like

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Speaker 18: we have to figure something else out because I just

560
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Speaker 18: don't want to be around all these people all the time.

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Speaker 18: Which is i mean fair every now and then in

562
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Speaker 18: comedy and you take all the precautions and stuff, but

563
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Speaker 18: I feel like doing it all the time is too much.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because people hit me up and they're like, well,

565
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Speaker 1: aren't you worried? Like Mary's banging some new guy and

566
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Speaker 1: pound cakes on a date, and I'm like, what do

567
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Speaker 1: you want me to do?

568
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Speaker 2: Like I got my paul In mask.

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Speaker 1: I saw Billy Eichner is gonna play paul In, so

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna wear my paul In mask and show.

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Speaker 18: And we're also I feel like there's a little there's

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Speaker 18: an amount of trust that needs to.

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Speaker 4: Go into it where it's like I'm not gonna put

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Speaker 4: my job at Jeopardy or you guys at Jeopardy in Jeopardy.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry I put you guys in Jeopardy, be because

576
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Speaker 4: I'm horny or something like that. It's someone that I've

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Speaker 4: known for a while that I know is taking the

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Speaker 4: same proper precautions. It's not doing things, it's you know,

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Speaker 4: not out just hooking up. And I went on dates

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Speaker 4: with four different guys that I didn't even hug.

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Speaker 1: So you didn't even get close to them. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying.

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Speaker 18: We didn't even hug goodbye on the dates that I

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Speaker 18: was going on.

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Speaker 2: So there you go. There's your answer.

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Speaker 1: Alan. My mother in law works at it headshop that

587
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Speaker 1: requires masks and the first day, some lady came in

588
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Speaker 1: and got mad and took a dump in the middle

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Speaker 1: of the store.

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Speaker 2: How do you leave her enough time to take a dump?

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Speaker 5: It probably doesn't. Maybe someone's taking a dump. It's not

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Speaker 5: like you're gonna go and stop them.

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Speaker 1: I will kick them over. Yeah, it's but then that's

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Speaker 1: assault you.

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Speaker 6: Are.

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Speaker 1: There's a woman who took a whiz in a Verizon store,

597
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Speaker 1: pulled their pants in and I saw that lady citizens arrest.

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00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:32,880
Speaker 2: We know what citizens arrest is and weren't doing it.

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Speaker 1: They're already happening alan maybe well here's a here's a

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Speaker 1: heck see. Here's what I think about these mask mandates

601
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Speaker 1: is I think it may not do what they wanted

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Speaker 1: to do, but I think these things are also a

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Speaker 1: way to force people to find another solution that will

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Speaker 1: get to the same effect, same solution. Right, they go, well,

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Speaker 1: we're not going to do this, but we got to

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Speaker 1: do something. We're a beer helmet on stage, so you're

607
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Speaker 1: constantly drinking. You can be the the comedian.

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Speaker 2: With the beer.

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Speaker 9: Help.

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Speaker 17: I've seen people that are being just being spiteful and

611
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Speaker 17: they're cutting holes in their masks. They're like, well, I

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Speaker 17: gotta wear one so I mean, I'm wearing a mask

613
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Speaker 17: and he just has a hole in it. I'm like, okay, well,

614
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Speaker 17: you're not hurting nobody but yourself. No, they are hurting

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Speaker 17: other people.

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Speaker 1: That's the point.

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Speaker 2: That's the problem.

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Speaker 1: Listen, the great Paul Lynde, who if you were old

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Speaker 1: enough to remember who he is, he's been dead for

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Speaker 1: almost forty years, but he's from Mount Vernon, Ohio. I

621
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Speaker 1: know he's buried somewhere near there, and he was the

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Speaker 1: center square in Hollywood Squares, but he was. I saw

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Speaker 1: that Billy Eichner is going to produce and star in

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Speaker 1: a movie about Paul Land.

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Speaker 2: Does anyone here know who pauland is.

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Speaker 5: I know enough about him to like know, like confirmed

627
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Speaker 5: bachelor Paul Lynde. I remember, like I've heard jokes about

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Speaker 5: him and like stories about him.

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Speaker 1: Very thinly veiled, like he never came out and said

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Speaker 1: he was gay.

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Speaker 2: But everything right.

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Speaker 1: The story is going to be called Man in the Box.

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Speaker 1: And Billy Eichner says, I.

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Speaker 2: Get my lawyers on the phone.

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Speaker 5: Well, actually it's hbos who owns at break dot com whatever.

636
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Speaker 5: I was on a series called Man in the Box.

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Speaker 5: So we'll see. We'll need a little payout for I'll

638
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Speaker 5: see you in court, Billy, get a little money out

639
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Speaker 5: of this.

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Speaker 1: The Paul Lynde was kind of stigmatized back then from

641
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Speaker 1: being gay, but yeah, he had to be a lifelong bachelor.

642
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Speaker 1: When I was a kid, I loved Paul Lynde. I

643
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Speaker 1: loved Hollywood Squares. I used to read the Hollywood Scores books.

644
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Speaker 1: They had these books that my grandmother would have and

645
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Speaker 1: they were called like Rippers from the Hollywood Squares, Zingers

646
00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:40,800
Speaker 1: from the Hollywood Squares, and it would just be transcripts

647
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Speaker 1: of jokes from the show. You're familiar with Hollywood Squares, Yes, yes, well,

648
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Speaker 1: for like ten years, Paul Lynde was the center Square. Now,

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Speaker 1: before that, he had had TV shows. He was Uncle

650
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Speaker 1: Arthur un Bewitched. He'd pop up every so long to'd

651
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Speaker 1: be like hello, he went to my alma mater and Earth.

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Speaker 1: I can't wear this as the most important person on

653
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Speaker 1: the show. I think you got to take the mask off.

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Speaker 1: I can't.

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Speaker 4: I can't talk with attactively drinking Alan.

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Speaker 1: Let's trying to make a point. But anyway, my Paul

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Speaker 1: lind mask. Well, I'll hang that here because it's very

658
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Speaker 1: very important to me. But uh, but he graduated from

659
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Speaker 1: my Holma Mater. And when I was a kid, I

660
00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:25,040
Speaker 1: loved now. I obviously I didn't know that he was

661
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Speaker 1: a gay man. I thought that he was just like,

662
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:29,280
Speaker 1: you know what, he really didn't understand what gay was.

663
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Speaker 1: He didn't know what it was, but he was so funny.

664
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Speaker 12: Now.

665
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Speaker 1: Also as a kid, I didn't really realize that the

666
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:40,520
Speaker 1: show had writers. I just thought, man, this guy is

667
00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:44,520
Speaker 1: so goddamn quick with a zinger, and he would make

668
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:45,000
Speaker 1: like these.

669
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Speaker 2: The great thing about Paul lind is.

670
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:49,840
Speaker 1: He would make these jokes on that show that were

671
00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:53,360
Speaker 1: kind of like wink wink. Even though he never came

672
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:55,760
Speaker 1: out like he died in his sleep. He was a

673
00:32:55,840 --> 00:33:01,120
Speaker 1: mean drunk. There was like a worry about him partying

674
00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:03,280
Speaker 1: with another actor friend of his, and the friend like

675
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:05,880
Speaker 1: they were drinking, but his friend like fell out a

676
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:08,600
Speaker 1: window and fell eight stories and died, or your whole thing.

677
00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:12,160
Speaker 18: That's sol party clumsy though.

678
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:14,360
Speaker 1: But I'll give you a couple of these, right, these

679
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:16,160
Speaker 1: zingers from the Hollywood Squares.

680
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:17,600
Speaker 2: I love this show with Paul.

681
00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:19,520
Speaker 1: Nd because he was in the They put him in

682
00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:21,760
Speaker 1: the center square so that you knew he would always

683
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:24,280
Speaker 1: get picked because somebody would have to be you have

684
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:28,160
Speaker 1: to pick him. You're the world's most popular fruit. What

685
00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:35,920
Speaker 1: are you? And Paul nd said humble. They were questions

686
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:36,920
Speaker 1: to tee him up.

687
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Speaker 2: And you know.

688
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Speaker 4: With with Holly, I've never watched it. Are they allowed

689
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:44,840
Speaker 4: to give like a joke answer first and then really

690
00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:45,880
Speaker 4: answer it or do they.

691
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:47,160
Speaker 1: Go for the joke what they did?

692
00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:48,280
Speaker 18: Okay, I didn't know if.

693
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:52,680
Speaker 1: It was like we want you answer and humble. I

694
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:54,560
Speaker 1: don't really watch the show, but I realized I know

695
00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:56,960
Speaker 1: that there is a character on American Dad that I

696
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,760
Speaker 1: think pays tribute to Paul Lynde. I think the alien

697
00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:03,760
Speaker 1: on that show. Yeah, he talks like that. Yeah, that's

698
00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:04,960
Speaker 1: very Paul lind.

699
00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:07,200
Speaker 18: That would be a perfect role for Billy Eichner.

700
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:09,600
Speaker 2: I think. So I'll finally enjoy something Billy Chenon.

701
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:11,600
Speaker 18: I like him a lot. So like, the more you're

702
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:13,719
Speaker 18: describing Paul Lynn, the more I'm like, he's gonna nail this.

703
00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:16,760
Speaker 5: And he's got some child when it comes to acting too,

704
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,160
Speaker 5: because I don't know, if you watch any of the

705
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:21,560
Speaker 5: American Horror Story seasons that he's on.

706
00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:24,440
Speaker 1: It's pretty good. I saw what I liked him in

707
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:27,160
Speaker 1: was called like awful People or something or terrible. It

708
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:29,120
Speaker 1: was on Hulu. It's one of the first Hulu shows

709
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:31,320
Speaker 1: I remember. It is called Him and a Woman. It

710
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:34,240
Speaker 1: was single and making fun of everyone around him. But anyway,

711
00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:39,560
Speaker 1: Paul lind h how many men on a hockey team?

712
00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:46,000
Speaker 1: He says, oh, about half? Who's generally better good looking?

713
00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:49,920
Speaker 1: A fairy or a pixie? He says, looks aren't everything.

714
00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:58,000
Speaker 1: I'll take the fairy. So again, you know, everybody laughing,

715
00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:01,520
Speaker 1: ha ha ha, you know. But but he just couldn't

716
00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:04,040
Speaker 1: meet the right girl. Oh, it's tough out.

717
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:04,759
Speaker 2: There in Hollywood.

718
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:07,800
Speaker 5: Everybody's just so concerned with their careers yep, and climbing

719
00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:10,080
Speaker 5: the ladder, and he just wants a nice girl.

720
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Speaker 1: He did like when I was a kid too, And

721
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:13,880
Speaker 1: they would show this every year. I don't know if

722
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:15,360
Speaker 1: they still show it. I don't know if it's you

723
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:20,160
Speaker 1: can stream it. The old Charlotte's Web. He was Templeton,

724
00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:23,759
Speaker 1: the rat in Charlotte's Web. Okay, with the old seventies

725
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:24,520
Speaker 1: Charlotte's Web.

726
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:27,359
Speaker 18: Yeah, you could see like all the pencil lines.

727
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:30,960
Speaker 1: And he had like the like because he was so

728
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,919
Speaker 1: big on Hollywood squares like ABC Game, a variety show

729
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:39,440
Speaker 1: that lasted like four episodes. You know, is it against

730
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:41,920
Speaker 1: the law in Texas to call a marine a sissy?

731
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:43,200
Speaker 2: Was one of the questions.

732
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:45,239
Speaker 1: He said, I guess I'll just hae to have to

733
00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:52,520
Speaker 1: take the law into my own hands. Impression, I love

734
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:57,560
Speaker 1: poland what on you? Peter Marshall was the classic host

735
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Speaker 1: of The Hollywood Squares. Again. I don't know if you

736
00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:01,959
Speaker 1: can stream the old episodes anywhere, like on Game show

737
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:07,680
Speaker 1: Network online or anywhere. Buzzer buzzer without the e. Yeah,

738
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:11,320
Speaker 1: if somebody knows if you can stream old Hollywood Squares,

739
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:14,640
Speaker 1: tell me, because I used to devour those zingers from

740
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:16,480
Speaker 1: the Hollywood Squares and I would look for the Paul

741
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:19,920
Speaker 1: Lynd ones because they would have all of the different actors,

742
00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:22,319
Speaker 1: all these celebrities. You know, but I don't care what

743
00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:25,640
Speaker 1: John Amos has to say from Good Times. I want

744
00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:27,680
Speaker 1: to hear Paul Lynd. Hey, he probably had some good ones. Yeah,

745
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:29,400
Speaker 1: they all had good ones because they had riders. You know,

746
00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:33,480
Speaker 1: what unusual thing do you do if you have something

747
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:36,480
Speaker 1: called the gift of tongues? And he said, I wouldn't

748
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:38,440
Speaker 1: tell the Grand Jerry, Why would I tell you?

749
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:45,960
Speaker 5: I like how they are like some of them will

750
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,160
Speaker 5: throw you off the trail like that one could mean

751
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:51,440
Speaker 5: he's doing stuff with a woman, because that one's a

752
00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:53,520
Speaker 5: little more vague than some of the other ones, right,

753
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:56,520
Speaker 5: and they probably had them designed that way. But that's

754
00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:58,880
Speaker 5: really funny that, Paul.

755
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:01,280
Speaker 1: When a man falls out of your boat and into

756
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:04,680
Speaker 1: the water, you should yell, man overboard? Now what should

757
00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:08,400
Speaker 1: you yell if a woman falls overboard? False? Spade ahead?

758
00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:15,200
Speaker 18: Did they get the questions beforehand? They must write to

759
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:16,480
Speaker 18: the jokes?

760
00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:19,920
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, yeah, yes yeah. And then the person picks

761
00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:23,440
Speaker 1: you know, I'll take Paul to block or everybody, And

762
00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:27,440
Speaker 1: of course the crowd goes crazy because what's coming. The

763
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:30,319
Speaker 1: great writer George Bernard Shaw once wrote, it's such a

764
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:31,239
Speaker 1: wonderful thing.

765
00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:33,640
Speaker 2: What a crime to waste it on children?

766
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:34,440
Speaker 1: What is it?

767
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:35,440
Speaker 2: A whipping?

768
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:39,560
Speaker 6: Oh?

769
00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:40,200
Speaker 2: It's great?

770
00:37:40,239 --> 00:37:40,399
Speaker 18: Now?

771
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:43,040
Speaker 17: Is it funny because he's closeted? Would he be as

772
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:44,960
Speaker 17: beloved if he actually came out of the closet?

773
00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:48,719
Speaker 1: I think so, I mean if you back then, not

774
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:50,640
Speaker 1: back then? No, Oh, they would have called them all

775
00:37:50,719 --> 00:37:53,360
Speaker 1: kinds of names. I don't get any of the culture.

776
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:55,960
Speaker 1: It's okay to be joking and point fun at it

777
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:59,759
Speaker 1: and say everything, but hey guys, I'm actually gay, right.

778
00:37:59,719 --> 00:38:02,239
Speaker 5: Because everybody would be like, oh, you know, he's just

779
00:38:02,239 --> 00:38:04,520
Speaker 5: that way or something that it's once once it was

780
00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:07,480
Speaker 5: out in the open and it's accepted, it was you know,

781
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:08,400
Speaker 5: it was still looked at it.

782
00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:10,160
Speaker 2: It's like a sin or there was something wrong with

783
00:38:10,239 --> 00:38:11,319
Speaker 2: you or there was it was a.

784
00:38:11,239 --> 00:38:13,279
Speaker 18: Mental pushing the gay agenda, Yeah, pushing the.

785
00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:14,400
Speaker 1: Gay agenda all that stuff.

786
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:16,960
Speaker 18: So you can't talk about those things on my television.

787
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:20,160
Speaker 1: But it's also it also sucks that like everyone knew,

788
00:38:20,719 --> 00:38:23,680
Speaker 1: but you still couldn't come out and say, you know,

789
00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:26,279
Speaker 1: I know, like.

790
00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:30,479
Speaker 5: His audience was a bunch of old women that thought

791
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:33,480
Speaker 5: he was like the Bee's knees and he like and

792
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:35,040
Speaker 5: they were attracted to him. They thought he was like

793
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:39,320
Speaker 5: a just l guy and like like super handsome and

794
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:42,759
Speaker 5: and just so like extravagant but gay as hell man

795
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:44,680
Speaker 5: so gay.

796
00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:51,280
Speaker 2: Raymond Burd, Raymond Burd, Wally cot.

797
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:59,960
Speaker 20: Rosebury, Milton, Buddy Oh and the Square.

798
00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:02,880
Speaker 1: See that's when they had Buddy Hackett in the Center

799
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:06,759
Speaker 1: Square too, before Paul Lynde. But they also had like

800
00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:09,440
Speaker 1: all those old tiny comics that were like came out

801
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:18,319
Speaker 1: of vaudeville. Merle Haggar so that Milton burn me. Yeah,

802
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:21,759
Speaker 1: and so you know Milton Burle would be you know,

803
00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:25,400
Speaker 1: he'd have a cigar in his mouth or you know,

804
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:32,600
Speaker 1: his hair. It's gotta be why pauland was such a

805
00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:35,399
Speaker 1: drunk too, because he's like he was living like people knew,

806
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:36,799
Speaker 1: but he couldn't come out and say anything. You know,

807
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:40,720
Speaker 1: they had to be miserable. According to Reverend Billy Graham,

808
00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:43,360
Speaker 1: there was a price to be paid for every miracle

809
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:46,960
Speaker 1: and blessing we receive, and the minimum requirement is what

810
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:49,239
Speaker 1: five ten dollars.

811
00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:53,200
Speaker 2: Paul ind everybody?

812
00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:55,919
Speaker 1: So Billy Eichner is going to play Paul Lind, that's great,

813
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:58,000
Speaker 1: but he's gonna have to have that like swoopy hair.

814
00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:00,480
Speaker 1: But even if you watch match Game, there was Charles

815
00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:03,719
Speaker 1: Nelson Riley who was kind of the Paul Lynde of

816
00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:04,960
Speaker 1: that show.

817
00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:10,200
Speaker 18: Well, they brought back Nashville Squares was on right before

818
00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:12,439
Speaker 18: the pandemic for maybe last year or two. Dusty Slay

819
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:16,080
Speaker 18: who's a very very funny comedian. Yeah he is. He

820
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:17,879
Speaker 18: was one of like the regular people on.

821
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:20,960
Speaker 4: That and they had comics in Country Stars and all

822
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:22,319
Speaker 4: kinds of stuff on that all the time.

823
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:23,680
Speaker 2: Hey, Frank.

824
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:30,239
Speaker 14: Alan, this is great. I appreciate you paying tribute to

825
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:33,279
Speaker 14: Paul Land. I'm about four years older than you, so

826
00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:35,040
Speaker 14: I grew up on that too. My mom had the

827
00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:40,040
Speaker 14: book you referenced. Yeah, do you remember this one? You

828
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:43,440
Speaker 14: have joggers, knee, tennis, elbow.

829
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Speaker 12: And swimmers.

830
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:48,960
Speaker 14: And Paul paused for a second when all I can

831
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:50,000
Speaker 14: think of his trunks.

832
00:40:53,239 --> 00:40:55,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, the best.

833
00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:59,879
Speaker 1: Thank you. There's Frank and Parma. So yeah, Paul Land,

834
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:03,920
Speaker 1: it's going to be man in the Box. Billy Eichner

835
00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:05,960
Speaker 1: producing and starring.

836
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:10,920
Speaker 5: Old Hollywood was such an interesting place because it's the

837
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:15,480
Speaker 5: place where gay guys could go and be themselves in

838
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:16,200
Speaker 5: a scene.

839
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:19,560
Speaker 1: They'll they'll have private horror parties right. Not only that,

840
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:23,240
Speaker 1: but celebrities were more protected social media. Everyone has access

841
00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:26,680
Speaker 1: to someone now, but back then, like the studios PR

842
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:29,880
Speaker 1: person would answer questions that for that person or whatever.

843
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:33,200
Speaker 1: So it was a lot easier to but everybody your

844
00:41:33,239 --> 00:41:34,239
Speaker 1: life if you wanted to.

845
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:35,880
Speaker 2: Everybody had a secret.

846
00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:38,440
Speaker 5: And things like being gay was looked at as like

847
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:41,279
Speaker 5: a negative things, like a debaucherous thing, so it was

848
00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:45,399
Speaker 5: easy to lump all these different things in together. So

849
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:47,960
Speaker 5: I mean, if you go back and all the sexism

850
00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:50,520
Speaker 5: that was going on, all the misogyny. I know that

851
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:52,840
Speaker 5: was a product at the times too, but also you know,

852
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:55,759
Speaker 5: if there was a pedophile ring, or is a pedophile ring,

853
00:41:56,360 --> 00:41:58,400
Speaker 5: they're all going to go to Hollywood where they're like

854
00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:02,240
Speaker 5: they all have secrets and there's all some like everyone

855
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:06,239
Speaker 5: can have there on somebody else in blackmail each other.

856
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:08,640
Speaker 17: It just makes me sad that you would rather live

857
00:42:08,719 --> 00:42:11,600
Speaker 17: your life like you're not really living your life like

858
00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:15,359
Speaker 17: you have all these like you've been around and had

859
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:19,080
Speaker 17: luxurious things and been around the world and met wonderful people,

860
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:21,000
Speaker 17: and they never really got to know the real youth.

861
00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:24,000
Speaker 2: They act, they didn't like and if they did.

862
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:26,439
Speaker 1: All your accomplishments, like you could play piano grade or

863
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:28,440
Speaker 1: wow a crowd, and all you have to do is

864
00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:30,440
Speaker 1: say like, I'm gay, this is who I am, and

865
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:30,879
Speaker 1: they'd be.

866
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:32,560
Speaker 2: Like, oh, well, you're not that talented.

867
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:35,120
Speaker 1: Well, and that's kind of what in this interview Billy

868
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:36,600
Speaker 1: I never was talking about. He goes, there's no gay

869
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:39,319
Speaker 1: Tom Hanks, there's no gay Kevin Hart, there's no gay

870
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:41,600
Speaker 1: Will Ferrell. Right, He goes, what we've gotten to is

871
00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:46,520
Speaker 1: when somebody comes out of the closet. They're celebrated and applauded,

872
00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:48,719
Speaker 1: and they're on the cover of magazines and we say

873
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:51,080
Speaker 1: thank you for living your truth. He goes, But then

874
00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:54,560
Speaker 1: that actor gets taken off all the casting lists. And

875
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:57,120
Speaker 1: so that's kind of what happened to Paul Linde, is

876
00:42:57,120 --> 00:43:00,640
Speaker 1: that once it got undeniable that he was that guy,

877
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:04,200
Speaker 1: they were like, I'm gonna go in a different way.

878
00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:07,439
Speaker 1: Why did Elton John get through the cracks? Like why

879
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:11,400
Speaker 1: did he reach icon musician? So? Well, you're you're singing

880
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:13,799
Speaker 1: your songs, you're not speaking someone else. Well, in his case,

881
00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:16,400
Speaker 1: he was speaking, singing someone else's words, but you're not.

882
00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:18,680
Speaker 1: I mean, it's different if you're in a movie or

883
00:43:18,719 --> 00:43:21,680
Speaker 1: if you're on a television show, if you're a musician.

884
00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:23,239
Speaker 5: Trying to be a leading man, because you have to

885
00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:26,000
Speaker 5: be that guy that guys are watching him being like

886
00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:29,399
Speaker 5: I want to be just like Paul lind And if

887
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:33,200
Speaker 5: he's gone there, you know, and you're like, even if

888
00:43:33,239 --> 00:43:35,800
Speaker 5: he's playing a role where he's like masculine in trying

889
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:38,799
Speaker 5: to be like, you know, a tough guy or something

890
00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:41,080
Speaker 5: like that, they'll be like, but he's gay, So I

891
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:41,400
Speaker 5: don't know.

892
00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:44,280
Speaker 1: And so I'm not gay. I don't want I'm not gonna.

893
00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:47,160
Speaker 5: Root for somebody that's gay because that makes me more gay.

894
00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:48,799
Speaker 5: And that's how people thought back that.

895
00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:50,600
Speaker 1: Paul Lynn for me, was one of the very first

896
00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:53,720
Speaker 1: people I recall where I watched on television or watched

897
00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:56,279
Speaker 1: at all, and they were being professionally funny, and I

898
00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:57,840
Speaker 1: was like, that looks great.

899
00:43:57,960 --> 00:43:59,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would love to do that.

900
00:44:00,239 --> 00:44:06,040
Speaker 1: Why didn't you? You know, my life, Bill has taken

901
00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:11,160
Speaker 1: so many twists and turns that what I can't even

902
00:44:11,239 --> 00:44:12,160
Speaker 1: count all of them?

903
00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:12,560
Speaker 9: Right.

904
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:16,560
Speaker 1: I appreciate your interest in the sordid details of my

905
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:22,279
Speaker 1: rise and fall and continued fall in this business, But boy,

906
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:24,359
Speaker 1: I just I don't feel at liberty too.

907
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:25,960
Speaker 2: I've got to keep a lot of those names. What

908
00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:28,240
Speaker 2: would your biopic be called?

909
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:30,920
Speaker 18: Ac Crumbketcher?

910
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:41,200
Speaker 2: Come on, it's showing, it's showing you. Maybe you you will.

911
00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:43,480
Speaker 5: End up as a crumb catcher again, and it's just

912
00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:44,600
Speaker 5: everything in between.

913
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:46,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, life comes full circle.

914
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:55,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, the rise and fall? I don't know, did air.

915
00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:57,880
Speaker 18: The Alan Cox story?

916
00:44:58,160 --> 00:44:59,560
Speaker 2: Trying It's gonna be one of your words that you

917
00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:00,319
Speaker 2: use all the time.

918
00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:02,560
Speaker 3: Pardon me, pardon me?

919
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:07,320
Speaker 1: As my memoir the Ellen Carr Show.

920
00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:08,840
Speaker 3: On one hundred points of It.

921
00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:16,080
Speaker 1: Ellen car Show. Listening to the show doesn't make you

922
00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:17,200
Speaker 1: a bad person.

923
00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:20,680
Speaker 3: Getting in the foot locker at the end of your bed.

924
00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:25,759
Speaker 1: That makes you a bad person, that does it?

925
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:29,239
Speaker 2: Hey, George Ann, Hi, Hi, what's up?

926
00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:31,160
Speaker 1: Oh?

927
00:45:31,239 --> 00:45:35,360
Speaker 21: I just I was riding home from my job in

928
00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:39,920
Speaker 21: Youngstown and I was listening to your comments about tattoos

929
00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:45,000
Speaker 21: and how should be get really received after they gotten wrinkled. Well,

930
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,239
Speaker 21: being a nurse, I take care of a lot of

931
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:52,600
Speaker 21: older people. And remember back in the heyday, the sailors

932
00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:55,640
Speaker 21: used to go out, Yeah, sure, probably eighteen nineteen or twenty,

933
00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:57,160
Speaker 21: and they used to get a ship on their.

934
00:45:57,120 --> 00:45:59,719
Speaker 1: Chest, sure, or anchor on.

935
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:02,880
Speaker 21: Their arm or something, and they turn eighty somebody sunk

936
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:04,000
Speaker 21: their battleship.

937
00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:06,600
Speaker 1: Right, But is it harder to like get like a

938
00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:08,920
Speaker 1: pick line in or you know, I mean, if it's

939
00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:11,560
Speaker 1: on their arm, does that complicate things when that old

940
00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:14,360
Speaker 1: ink is sitting there? No?

941
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:15,280
Speaker 12: No, not really.

942
00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:17,520
Speaker 1: You're good enough where you can you can get it

943
00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:19,399
Speaker 1: in there and not worry about.

944
00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:21,120
Speaker 21: Do any of them have like arash I'm good, I'm

945
00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:21,759
Speaker 21: good at it.

946
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:26,080
Speaker 2: Do any of them have like fresh tattoos? The older people.

947
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:30,920
Speaker 21: Uh No, I've never seen anybody with fresh tattoos of

948
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:31,720
Speaker 21: the older generation.

949
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:34,200
Speaker 1: Nobody comes in seventy five with some brand new ink

950
00:46:34,239 --> 00:46:36,200
Speaker 1: that they just got last Smoky.

951
00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:41,520
Speaker 21: Must admit. I must admit, for I have a friend

952
00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:44,439
Speaker 21: that turned sixty and for a birthday present, she gave

953
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:46,320
Speaker 21: herself a tramp stamp and I didn't.

954
00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:48,520
Speaker 1: Even know, God, how old was she?

955
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:51,440
Speaker 22: Sixty?

956
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:53,799
Speaker 1: Wow, that's like when you get divorced. That's the gift

957
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:57,160
Speaker 1: you give. Just sounds sounds the market boys is one

958
00:46:57,160 --> 00:47:00,440
Speaker 1: of those. Yeah wow, all right, grab I got a

959
00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:06,759
Speaker 1: face tattoo like post malone a grand stamp. All right,

960
00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:12,520
Speaker 1: thank you, Georgia an all right, there's Georgian who's a

961
00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:13,960
Speaker 1: nurse out in Youngstown.

962
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:17,799
Speaker 5: I got a petty heure. You guys love petticures, you're

963
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:18,319
Speaker 5: always doing.

964
00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:21,960
Speaker 1: Absolutely, Yes, that is the one luxury I'll allow myself

965
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:23,760
Speaker 1: as I get regular pedicures.

966
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:25,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't. I don't think I love it the

967
00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:28,160
Speaker 2: way you do. Really, this is the first one you

968
00:47:28,239 --> 00:47:28,680
Speaker 2: ever got.

969
00:47:28,719 --> 00:47:29,799
Speaker 1: I've had one other one?

970
00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:32,000
Speaker 2: And why did you get one? My girlfriend wanted to

971
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:33,319
Speaker 2: get one, so we went and got you got one

972
00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:33,680
Speaker 2: with her?

973
00:47:33,719 --> 00:47:36,640
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, Gwen and I will go and I mean

974
00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:40,680
Speaker 1: if we're on vacation, we'll go get one. We got

975
00:47:40,719 --> 00:47:43,399
Speaker 1: one when we were all in Jamaica. We get one

976
00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:47,360
Speaker 1: when we're in Florida. When we were out in Phoenix,

977
00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:49,520
Speaker 1: when we were doing Indian stuff a couple of years ago,

978
00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:50,160
Speaker 1: we got one.

979
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:50,960
Speaker 2: Yeah.

980
00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:53,000
Speaker 1: I mean, if it's timed out right, obviously I'm not

981
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:54,640
Speaker 1: going to get them, you know, two weekends in a row.

982
00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:56,640
Speaker 2: But no, no, yeah, so you weren't as big of

983
00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:57,000
Speaker 2: a fan.

984
00:47:57,160 --> 00:47:59,320
Speaker 5: No, And it's like there's parts of it that I enjoy.

985
00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:03,400
Speaker 5: The scrub, the scrub, anything that's tickley. I guess I

986
00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:05,520
Speaker 5: found out that I have pretty tickling feet. You do,

987
00:48:05,719 --> 00:48:09,160
Speaker 5: so then I'm expending all this energy to not giggle

988
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:11,960
Speaker 5: or like pull my feet right. The person in the

989
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:18,840
Speaker 5: face though tickle, Like yeah, okay, that's another thing. The

990
00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:20,399
Speaker 5: language barrier is the thing.

991
00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:23,359
Speaker 1: And now with a mask, yeah, that's the tough part too.

992
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:26,000
Speaker 5: It's just like, yeah, so my girlfriend's there, she's reading

993
00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:27,920
Speaker 5: a book, she's having a good time, she's just relaxing

994
00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:32,640
Speaker 5: as relaxing because I feel like I'm so ready for

995
00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:35,200
Speaker 5: her to move on to the next thing that I

996
00:48:35,239 --> 00:48:37,719
Speaker 5: don't want to get yelled at because I wasn't really

997
00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:39,640
Speaker 5: paying attention for a little bit. And then she's like

998
00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:41,839
Speaker 5: slapping my foot and like yanking around, and I'm like,

999
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:46,359
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, I didn't you know, I'm trying to do

1000
00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:47,960
Speaker 5: what you need me to do, but I don't. I

1001
00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:51,200
Speaker 5: don't know exactly, I don't know the process.

1002
00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:55,560
Speaker 1: Is this your girlfriend's regular salon? Does she know everybody there?

1003
00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:57,759
Speaker 5: No, she doesn't go very often. But she was just

1004
00:48:57,800 --> 00:48:59,440
Speaker 5: saying that she wanted one. So I just was like,

1005
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:01,799
Speaker 5: let's go do it. And we had the time, and

1006
00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:03,640
Speaker 5: so we went and did it. So because she has

1007
00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:05,680
Speaker 5: she's only had like three or four in her life

1008
00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:08,920
Speaker 5: regularly regularly to get them. But we went to a

1009
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:12,879
Speaker 5: place that Mary Mary recommended and uh, and it did

1010
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:17,719
Speaker 5: a good job. But it just wasn't like a relaxing

1011
00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:22,080
Speaker 5: really to me. Man, I love them. I fall asleep

1012
00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:22,560
Speaker 5: in the chair.

1013
00:49:22,680 --> 00:49:26,920
Speaker 1: She just chair. She taps your ankle and you put

1014
00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:28,640
Speaker 1: your ankle up, she taps and you put it back

1015
00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:32,239
Speaker 1: in the water around the other like she had me.

1016
00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:34,160
Speaker 5: Move my feet all over the place. Also, my feet

1017
00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:36,400
Speaker 5: are so much bigger than all the other feet they

1018
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:41,960
Speaker 5: have in there. Understood, But but it's a big they

1019
00:49:42,040 --> 00:49:46,400
Speaker 5: fit in there, but like her trying, like she's this

1020
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:50,040
Speaker 5: little tiny Asian lady and my foot is half her torslevel.

1021
00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:52,440
Speaker 1: I mean, I would imagine that they're skilled in all

1022
00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:54,439
Speaker 1: kinds of feet. But I take your point. It wasn't

1023
00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:58,680
Speaker 1: fun for you. It just wasn't. It was like, there

1024
00:49:58,760 --> 00:49:59,680
Speaker 1: was parts of it that I liked.

1025
00:49:59,719 --> 00:50:02,600
Speaker 5: But then and you know, she takes out the cheese

1026
00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:06,840
Speaker 5: grater and gets all that that dry skin off of

1027
00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:09,680
Speaker 5: your foot, and You're like, Okay, that's a good thing.

1028
00:50:09,719 --> 00:50:12,800
Speaker 5: I've been actually meaning to do that. And then I

1029
00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:16,439
Speaker 5: go home and I'm like, why am I socks sliding down?

1030
00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:19,920
Speaker 5: Because my parmeers on cheese that I had on my

1031
00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:22,560
Speaker 5: feet is gone, and now my socks don't fit right.

1032
00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:27,680
Speaker 1: That's what was the friction between your cheese feet and

1033
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:29,560
Speaker 1: your socks is what was keeping your socks on.

1034
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:31,400
Speaker 5: I get, well, it just I was more I can

1035
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:33,600
Speaker 5: actually feel my socks as I guess what it was.

1036
00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:36,840
Speaker 5: But also walk a lot, so I had like pretty

1037
00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:37,759
Speaker 5: callous feet there.

1038
00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:41,480
Speaker 1: But they also like lotion your feet, so that's probably

1039
00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:44,200
Speaker 1: what made them more right slippery in the socks.

1040
00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:46,759
Speaker 2: But it was it wasn't because they weren't slippery. They're

1041
00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:49,000
Speaker 2: like the like I feel you off.

1042
00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:52,200
Speaker 5: I could feel the socks like as I'm walking there,

1043
00:50:52,280 --> 00:50:55,000
Speaker 5: like moving all around on my feet, and it felt

1044
00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:57,280
Speaker 5: different than they've ever felt on my feet.

1045
00:50:57,360 --> 00:51:00,520
Speaker 1: So they on the soles of your fe to you,

1046
00:51:00,719 --> 00:51:03,640
Speaker 1: that's what keeps your socks in place, Yeah, well it

1047
00:51:03,719 --> 00:51:06,920
Speaker 1: keeps me from noticing the fibers in my socks. Like

1048
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:08,920
Speaker 1: I was just like I can feel every step there.

1049
00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:12,920
Speaker 1: You were too sensitive, too sensitive because I had a

1050
00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:18,560
Speaker 1: nice you had a nice con Now you had a

1051
00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:23,520
Speaker 1: nice dermis going there exactly man, and now I don't.

1052
00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:28,160
Speaker 5: And it was and then like I also was done

1053
00:51:28,280 --> 00:51:30,840
Speaker 5: like fifteen minutes before my girlfriend because she got her

1054
00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:33,279
Speaker 5: toest painted yep, And I don't get my toest paint.

1055
00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:33,840
Speaker 2: I didn't need that.

1056
00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:36,080
Speaker 1: I used to get them painted in the summertime. I

1057
00:51:36,120 --> 00:51:39,920
Speaker 1: haven't done that for a long time. Yeah, uh you

1058
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,480
Speaker 1: want that cult? No, thank you? Yeah, good to go.

1059
00:51:42,719 --> 00:51:45,560
Speaker 5: I don't hate it. I just wasn't comfortable. And maybe

1060
00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:47,520
Speaker 5: it's if I go more now that I know the

1061
00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:51,520
Speaker 5: routine more, I'll be better. But I was just I

1062
00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:53,279
Speaker 5: don't know, I was like nervous about the whole thing,

1063
00:51:53,440 --> 00:52:01,120
Speaker 5: really the time. No, okay, yeah, that's no fun. I

1064
00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:02,120
Speaker 5: feel like it would just I.

1065
00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:04,440
Speaker 2: Want to do that to somebody. You want to do

1066
00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:06,440
Speaker 2: it to someone, I would do someone. I want to

1067
00:52:06,719 --> 00:52:07,719
Speaker 2: make someone wax me.

1068
00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:16,279
Speaker 1: Oh you wouldn't do that toll. So yeah, not my

1069
00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:19,960
Speaker 1: favorite thing to So you won't be going back anytime soon,

1070
00:52:20,200 --> 00:52:22,680
Speaker 1: not soon. Really, I need my dermois back.

1071
00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:23,200
Speaker 2: Man.

1072
00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:27,759
Speaker 1: I love a good pedicure, and I haven't had one

1073
00:52:27,840 --> 00:52:30,200
Speaker 1: in a while. I like the nail clipping part a

1074
00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:33,440
Speaker 1: lot because I don't like clipping my own nails. But

1075
00:52:33,520 --> 00:52:37,000
Speaker 1: then that's over in like two minutes. The only thing

1076
00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:39,120
Speaker 1: that unnerves me is when they're going at the cuticles.

1077
00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:43,279
Speaker 1: I hate thats me because I'm like, man, if I

1078
00:52:43,320 --> 00:52:46,160
Speaker 1: get bacteria in some little cut, but you got to

1079
00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:49,000
Speaker 1: give yourself over to the process. I assume that these

1080
00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:53,279
Speaker 1: women are professionals. They're not, you know, but again, it's

1081
00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:55,640
Speaker 1: it's been a minute for me. And here's another thing

1082
00:52:55,680 --> 00:52:59,240
Speaker 1: I think may have played into it. My ex girlfriend

1083
00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:04,200
Speaker 1: used to give me like home petticures. She's an esthetician

1084
00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:08,399
Speaker 1: or no, she just like she just liked cutting your toenails.

1085
00:53:07,960 --> 00:53:10,759
Speaker 5: My toenails, and then she'd get the cuticles, then give

1086
00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:12,120
Speaker 5: me like a little foot massage.

1087
00:53:12,840 --> 00:53:15,160
Speaker 2: And now why did she enjoy doing that? She had

1088
00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:16,960
Speaker 2: a footpath and she just liked it. It was just

1089
00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:18,839
Speaker 2: something that we would do. Uh.

1090
00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:22,879
Speaker 5: But then that would also lead to sex, and then

1091
00:53:23,120 --> 00:53:24,800
Speaker 5: you don't get that aspect, and I'm like, well this

1092
00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:26,919
Speaker 5: is I mean, we still had sex, but it wasn't

1093
00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:28,279
Speaker 5: I didn't have sex with the lady.

1094
00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:29,440
Speaker 2: I had sex with my girlfriend.

1095
00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:35,080
Speaker 1: Oh so you started to associate sex sex with iic

1096
00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:38,480
Speaker 1: you like George at the Cured Meats. Yeah, you were

1097
00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:41,359
Speaker 1: associating sex and and uh messing with your feet.

1098
00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:41,680
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1099
00:53:42,760 --> 00:53:45,200
Speaker 1: Well but if you know every time you're gonna get

1100
00:53:45,200 --> 00:53:48,719
Speaker 1: a pedicure, you're gonna have sex, that's not bad. She's

1101
00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:50,160
Speaker 1: not gonna have it with the lady, just not with

1102
00:53:50,239 --> 00:53:52,120
Speaker 1: the lady. Was it an old lady or young lady?

1103
00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:56,680
Speaker 2: She's probably like an age I don't know.

1104
00:53:57,560 --> 00:54:00,400
Speaker 1: Well right, yeah, I couldn't tell by her voice or anything.

1105
00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:03,000
Speaker 2: I mean, she was probably like late thirties.

1106
00:54:03,400 --> 00:54:06,200
Speaker 1: Because I feel like the next generation maybe of girls

1107
00:54:06,360 --> 00:54:08,960
Speaker 1: is moving into these salons, like for a long time

1108
00:54:09,040 --> 00:54:10,719
Speaker 1: it was the old ladies. And they're fine, they're nice,

1109
00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:13,160
Speaker 1: very personable, but I feel like, now you're getting like

1110
00:54:13,239 --> 00:54:15,600
Speaker 1: this wave of younger girls who were like taken over

1111
00:54:15,719 --> 00:54:17,959
Speaker 1: for whatever I mean. So they have like a rack,

1112
00:54:18,040 --> 00:54:20,560
Speaker 1: and you know, I have a wreck. But with the mask,

1113
00:54:20,640 --> 00:54:24,760
Speaker 1: it's even harder to get. Not just non verbal cues,

1114
00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:27,319
Speaker 1: it's harder. I don't talk when I'm having mine done,

1115
00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:31,600
Speaker 1: but I know the women who do them.

1116
00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:33,239
Speaker 2: So they'll last, you know. They Oh and that was

1117
00:54:33,280 --> 00:54:35,920
Speaker 2: another thing. I was sitting two chairs over from this

1118
00:54:36,080 --> 00:54:37,640
Speaker 2: girl that worked as a.

1119
00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:39,040
Speaker 12: She was a.

1120
00:54:40,560 --> 00:54:43,640
Speaker 5: Parole she's like a parole officer, and then she used

1121
00:54:43,640 --> 00:54:46,160
Speaker 5: to work with kids. So she's just talking about her

1122
00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:49,440
Speaker 5: job to this lady and she's like, oh, yeah, now

1123
00:54:49,440 --> 00:54:51,000
Speaker 5: I'm a parole officer, but I used to work with

1124
00:54:51,080 --> 00:54:51,719
Speaker 5: abused kids.

1125
00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:52,640
Speaker 1: And I'm like, this is not.

1126
00:54:52,719 --> 00:54:56,239
Speaker 2: Gonna relax me. You're talking about your you know.

1127
00:54:56,400 --> 00:54:59,200
Speaker 5: Tough job, and some of this is a relaxing time

1128
00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:01,200
Speaker 5: for you, but now bringing me into this world of

1129
00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:02,719
Speaker 5: child abuse.

1130
00:55:02,480 --> 00:55:04,800
Speaker 2: That I don't want to talk about. Certainly not the salon.

1131
00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:07,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot of chatty Kathy's Like it's it's

1132
00:55:07,680 --> 00:55:10,839
Speaker 1: almost as though they're they're salon person is the only

1133
00:55:10,920 --> 00:55:12,239
Speaker 1: person they ever get to talk to.

1134
00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:15,200
Speaker 17: I like those ladies always talk crap about you and

1135
00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:17,960
Speaker 17: like Japanese. That's my another thing, because I'm sure they are,

1136
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:18,680
Speaker 17: because what.

1137
00:55:19,280 --> 00:55:19,799
Speaker 12: Do I care?

1138
00:55:19,960 --> 00:55:23,160
Speaker 1: Definitely laughing at me and making fun of me, But

1139
00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:26,000
Speaker 1: if they're insulting me in another language, what do I care?

1140
00:55:26,239 --> 00:55:28,520
Speaker 1: You don't care that they're talking about you like dogs. No,

1141
00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:31,480
Speaker 1: I'm They're performing a service that I'm paying them for

1142
00:55:31,719 --> 00:55:33,799
Speaker 1: and I don't understand their language. So if they're making

1143
00:55:33,840 --> 00:55:35,520
Speaker 1: fun of me, well I can hold.

1144
00:55:35,680 --> 00:55:37,839
Speaker 2: Lingo some vietname, go back there and be like, oh,

1145
00:55:38,320 --> 00:55:40,480
Speaker 2: who's the big fat guy now when I's going to

1146
00:55:40,520 --> 00:55:41,000
Speaker 2: trip you up.

1147
00:55:41,080 --> 00:55:44,040
Speaker 1: I can only assume that they're insulting me for having

1148
00:55:44,120 --> 00:55:48,279
Speaker 1: such beautiful feminine feet. They're like, oh, he's gorgeous feet

1149
00:55:48,320 --> 00:55:50,239
Speaker 1: on this guy, I'd never done an honest day's work

1150
00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:52,040
Speaker 1: on his feet in his life, beautiful lady.

1151
00:55:52,120 --> 00:55:54,480
Speaker 17: Yeah, my friend knew Mandarin, and the lady that was

1152
00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:58,120
Speaker 17: doing her feet was like talking to the girls next

1153
00:55:58,200 --> 00:56:00,759
Speaker 17: to her, and she was just talking crap about it

1154
00:56:00,800 --> 00:56:04,200
Speaker 17: the whole time. She didn't say anything, but like like

1155
00:56:04,280 --> 00:56:06,719
Speaker 17: that's the ugly that's an ugly color, Like you're I

1156
00:56:06,760 --> 00:56:08,840
Speaker 17: can't believe you have a husband with these type of

1157
00:56:08,880 --> 00:56:11,359
Speaker 17: feet type of stuff and like just dog in their

1158
00:56:11,440 --> 00:56:14,160
Speaker 17: dog in her And then at the end she's like, well,

1159
00:56:14,320 --> 00:56:16,040
Speaker 17: since you have been talking about me this entire time,

1160
00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:17,839
Speaker 17: I'm not gonna tip you, and I'm not gonna pay

1161
00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:19,320
Speaker 17: for your feet. She's like, I'm gonna give you a

1162
00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:22,319
Speaker 17: I'm not gonna pay for getting my toes done. I'm

1163
00:56:22,320 --> 00:56:24,160
Speaker 17: going to give you a nasty review. And then like

1164
00:56:24,239 --> 00:56:25,400
Speaker 17: she took a couple of people.

1165
00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:27,040
Speaker 1: With her, so she said, well, that's just a cheap

1166
00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:29,200
Speaker 1: that's just a cheap way to get a free pedic here.

1167
00:56:29,719 --> 00:56:32,239
Speaker 1: You make up that you're upsets service. Oh, Paul Lee,

1168
00:56:32,640 --> 00:56:38,640
Speaker 1: if they were doing it in English, different language, it's

1169
00:56:38,640 --> 00:56:39,400
Speaker 1: still your customer.

1170
00:56:39,560 --> 00:56:39,600
Speaker 14: What.

1171
00:56:39,719 --> 00:56:42,279
Speaker 1: I'm fine, and they did the service I paid them for.

1172
00:56:42,320 --> 00:56:44,040
Speaker 1: I didn't pay them to speak kindly of me.

1173
00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:46,440
Speaker 5: They're looking at my feet like right, But you have

1174
00:56:46,600 --> 00:56:51,880
Speaker 5: to assume that the understand the language that you're speaking,

1175
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:55,160
Speaker 5: and so you should treat the customer with a respect.

1176
00:56:55,360 --> 00:56:58,120
Speaker 1: I think that's a understood I'm simply saying that, what, like,

1177
00:56:58,400 --> 00:57:00,319
Speaker 1: why would I care? The only reason and that your

1178
00:57:00,320 --> 00:57:01,960
Speaker 1: friend knew that is because you happened to have a

1179
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:04,200
Speaker 1: friend who spoke the language you happened to learn it.

1180
00:57:04,360 --> 00:57:06,320
Speaker 1: You happened to She wouldn't have had she wouldn't have

1181
00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:09,040
Speaker 1: had a bad time if she didn't know the language.

1182
00:57:09,080 --> 00:57:11,239
Speaker 2: But she did, and she did have a bad time.

1183
00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:14,560
Speaker 2: So that's a little over the top.

1184
00:57:14,719 --> 00:57:14,879
Speaker 3: Man.

1185
00:57:15,840 --> 00:57:16,760
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think you should.

1186
00:57:17,320 --> 00:57:19,800
Speaker 2: I think even if she speak back to her in Mandarin. No,

1187
00:57:19,960 --> 00:57:22,360
Speaker 2: she sat the whole time and just wanted to see

1188
00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:24,200
Speaker 2: what this lady was gonna say about her. So what

1189
00:57:24,360 --> 00:57:26,800
Speaker 2: it's funny. She didn't take it as funny.

1190
00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:29,480
Speaker 1: And then that friends, she's like, I heard you talk

1191
00:57:29,520 --> 00:57:31,680
Speaker 1: about me this entire time, and all your little girlfriends

1192
00:57:31,720 --> 00:57:34,560
Speaker 1: were cackling with you. I'm not paying, but so what

1193
00:57:35,400 --> 00:57:37,560
Speaker 1: if somebody's insulting me in a language I don't understand.

1194
00:57:37,680 --> 00:57:39,120
Speaker 1: But she didn't understand it?

1195
00:57:39,440 --> 00:57:43,040
Speaker 2: No, she right. My point is she happened to understand it.

1196
00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:45,880
Speaker 1: If I understood what my Korean women were saying, I

1197
00:57:45,960 --> 00:57:48,600
Speaker 1: think it was weird how people really are though. What

1198
00:57:48,760 --> 00:57:52,240
Speaker 1: they were paying you to do my feet, not compliment me.

1199
00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:53,640
Speaker 2: I'm paying you to do my feet.

1200
00:57:53,680 --> 00:57:55,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I think there is a professionalism that goes

1201
00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:59,080
Speaker 5: into that where just because they can speak another language

1202
00:57:59,080 --> 00:58:01,320
Speaker 5: and they can you still show your customer respect, and

1203
00:58:01,400 --> 00:58:04,160
Speaker 5: you don't talk poorly about them in their presence.

1204
00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:08,720
Speaker 1: I get what you're saying. I'm just saying, if I

1205
00:58:08,760 --> 00:58:10,200
Speaker 1: don't understand what they're saying.

1206
00:58:10,080 --> 00:58:15,040
Speaker 2: What do I care. I'm I'm saying, I just I

1207
00:58:15,240 --> 00:58:15,800
Speaker 2: agree with you.

1208
00:58:17,120 --> 00:58:20,160
Speaker 1: Well, there should be professionalism. But if I'm ignorant to

1209
00:58:20,240 --> 00:58:21,920
Speaker 1: what they're saying, it doesn't affect me. Right.

1210
00:58:21,960 --> 00:58:25,200
Speaker 5: But they also don't know ruin or can't understand what

1211
00:58:25,240 --> 00:58:27,680
Speaker 5: they're saying. They assume most people aren't gonna able to

1212
00:58:27,800 --> 00:58:30,160
Speaker 5: understand what they're saying. But doesn't mean one hundred percent

1213
00:58:30,200 --> 00:58:31,959
Speaker 5: of the people aren't going to understand Prue.

1214
00:58:31,960 --> 00:58:34,200
Speaker 1: But I think they're pretty safe in assuming ninety nine

1215
00:58:34,360 --> 00:58:36,440
Speaker 1: percent of the people are not going to know Mandarin.

1216
00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:39,640
Speaker 1: I'm going in there with Google translation. They said it

1217
00:58:39,840 --> 00:58:44,360
Speaker 1: to record. That's yeah, listen, do whatever you want. I'm

1218
00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:46,320
Speaker 1: just saying, it's messed up, man. It's you are a

1219
00:58:46,400 --> 00:58:51,000
Speaker 1: customer like you should and I understand atmosphere, I'm just saying,

1220
00:58:51,200 --> 00:58:53,200
Speaker 1: I pay them to give me a pedicure, not to

1221
00:58:53,320 --> 00:58:53,960
Speaker 1: compliment me.

1222
00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:56,120
Speaker 2: It's a part of customer service. It comes along with it.

1223
00:58:56,280 --> 00:58:57,800
Speaker 2: This guy over here, all of a sudden is the

1224
00:58:57,880 --> 00:59:00,800
Speaker 2: expert on customer service to bitch.

1225
00:59:01,440 --> 00:59:05,520
Speaker 1: I'm not providing service. Yes, you are to who to

1226
00:59:05,680 --> 00:59:08,400
Speaker 1: our our audience, to our customers. We're not buying stuff

1227
00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:12,360
Speaker 1: from me. They're buying stuff from me. You represent my show,

1228
00:59:12,440 --> 00:59:14,120
Speaker 1: but they're not coming through the drive through, Alan Cox,

1229
00:59:14,160 --> 00:59:16,200
Speaker 1: story I have doesn't matter. You can make all the

1230
00:59:16,240 --> 00:59:18,320
Speaker 1: excuses you want. I got people hitting me up going

1231
00:59:18,520 --> 00:59:21,200
Speaker 1: poundcakes and douche on the phone. You're representing due on

1232
00:59:21,240 --> 00:59:27,360
Speaker 1: the phone. Don't you represent me? I speak commander on

1233
00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:32,440
Speaker 1: the phone talking. You're a fim queen. Alan, I think

1234
00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:35,160
Speaker 1: you're wrong. I ain't paying to be insulted in any language.

1235
00:59:36,080 --> 00:59:37,920
Speaker 1: Think about if you were to go to like a

1236
00:59:38,040 --> 00:59:41,000
Speaker 1: drive through. Yes, you pay for the food, so you

1237
00:59:41,160 --> 00:59:43,040
Speaker 1: just want them to launch the food into your car.

1238
00:59:43,120 --> 00:59:44,560
Speaker 1: Do you want it in a bag? Do you want it,

1239
00:59:44,680 --> 00:59:47,360
Speaker 1: you know, wrapped up inside of the bag. That's that's

1240
00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:48,280
Speaker 1: all in a language.

1241
00:59:48,320 --> 00:59:48,920
Speaker 2: I understand.

1242
00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:52,960
Speaker 1: That all in a language I understand. So if they

1243
00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:54,640
Speaker 1: don't speak your language, then they can just throw your

1244
00:59:54,720 --> 00:59:55,960
Speaker 1: chicken taraoki into the car.

1245
00:59:56,800 --> 00:59:59,920
Speaker 2: Did the woman did know? Did the woman give her

1246
01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:01,320
Speaker 2: a bad pedicure?

1247
01:00:01,520 --> 01:00:04,080
Speaker 1: No? Well then that's what you're paying for. If she

1248
01:00:04,240 --> 01:00:07,000
Speaker 1: was giving me, if you're paying for the experience, experience.

1249
01:00:07,040 --> 01:00:09,760
Speaker 1: If she was giving me a sloppy pedicure, it was

1250
01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:11,760
Speaker 1: sloppy you you know what I mean. If she was

1251
01:00:11,880 --> 01:00:14,600
Speaker 1: doing a bad job and giving me a hard time,

1252
01:00:14,840 --> 01:00:16,960
Speaker 1: I'd be like, look, lady, if you were focusing less

1253
01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:18,800
Speaker 1: on giving me a hard time and more on my feet.

1254
01:00:19,320 --> 01:00:21,440
Speaker 5: No, But if you're in there and they're talking crap

1255
01:00:21,480 --> 01:00:24,400
Speaker 5: about you and you understand what they're saying, you can't

1256
01:00:24,640 --> 01:00:26,360
Speaker 5: relax and enjoy that process.

1257
01:00:28,960 --> 01:00:31,200
Speaker 1: Somebody who's insulting me in English, I'd never go back.

1258
01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:33,880
Speaker 1: What I'm saying is if I if I, if I

1259
01:00:33,960 --> 01:00:35,880
Speaker 1: don't know what English.

1260
01:00:35,720 --> 01:00:37,520
Speaker 5: Or not, if it's in the language that you understand,

1261
01:00:37,600 --> 01:00:40,600
Speaker 5: and they in this in this scenario, she knows what

1262
01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:43,439
Speaker 5: they're saying, yes, then that's a little different, right, Which

1263
01:00:43,440 --> 01:00:46,920
Speaker 5: is why I'm saying, they don't know who speaks the language,

1264
01:00:47,520 --> 01:00:51,720
Speaker 5: so to be professional, they shouldn't be talking crap about

1265
01:00:51,720 --> 01:00:54,000
Speaker 5: the customers that are there and just assuming that they don't.

1266
01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:56,960
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm more maybe I'm more used to getting insulted

1267
01:00:57,080 --> 01:01:00,880
Speaker 1: than you guys are in English, well getting.

1268
01:01:00,680 --> 01:01:02,880
Speaker 2: Assault, but I'm getting listen, I get insulted all the time.

1269
01:01:02,880 --> 01:01:05,880
Speaker 5: If I'm paying for this when you're paying for a service, right,

1270
01:01:06,720 --> 01:01:09,320
Speaker 5: that's not when you get insulted paid for the pedicure. Yes,

1271
01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:11,440
Speaker 5: you're paying for the pedicure and you and if you

1272
01:01:11,480 --> 01:01:14,360
Speaker 5: were there and you're hearing them talk crap about you,

1273
01:01:15,200 --> 01:01:18,280
Speaker 5: and that detracts from the experience, that's not good.

1274
01:01:18,760 --> 01:01:20,960
Speaker 1: Someone said that this is a Seinfeld bit. Yeah it is.

1275
01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:23,200
Speaker 3: Okay, that's.

1276
01:01:25,280 --> 01:01:25,640
Speaker 1: Going on.

1277
01:01:26,560 --> 01:01:27,400
Speaker 2: Where's Mike tail?

1278
01:01:28,960 --> 01:01:33,240
Speaker 1: You said you got some Yeah, Frankenstanza speaks Korean yep,

1279
01:01:33,680 --> 01:01:35,680
Speaker 1: And Elaine goes to the nail salon and she's sure

1280
01:01:35,720 --> 01:01:36,560
Speaker 1: they're making fun of her.

1281
01:01:37,960 --> 01:01:39,280
Speaker 2: Haven't you learned by now? Punkake?

1282
01:01:39,440 --> 01:01:42,720
Speaker 1: Everything is a sign felt. Everything goes back to Seinfeld.

1283
01:01:42,960 --> 01:01:44,520
Speaker 1: You know how when Trump they go there's a tweet

1284
01:01:44,600 --> 01:01:48,520
Speaker 1: for everything. There's a Seinfeld episode for everything. Plan You

1285
01:01:48,560 --> 01:01:51,480
Speaker 1: are a fat face loser, You lost the fight, you

1286
01:01:51,640 --> 01:01:56,840
Speaker 1: argumented a piece of shrimp. Shut your fat face. Whoa Listen.

1287
01:01:56,880 --> 01:01:58,720
Speaker 1: I don't know what to tell you. All I'm saying

1288
01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:00,680
Speaker 1: is he's our customers. Mean, if it was in a

1289
01:02:00,720 --> 01:02:03,520
Speaker 1: different language, you'd just be okay with him saying that. Absolutely,

1290
01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:05,320
Speaker 1: what do I care? First of all, I don't care

1291
01:02:05,320 --> 01:02:07,000
Speaker 1: if people insult me in English? Right, but that do

1292
01:02:07,160 --> 01:02:10,080
Speaker 1: not care And I certainly don't care if somebody insults

1293
01:02:10,080 --> 01:02:11,880
Speaker 1: me in a language I don't understand.

1294
01:02:11,960 --> 01:02:14,080
Speaker 5: Okay, well that's you, but you have to think if

1295
01:02:14,120 --> 01:02:18,400
Speaker 5: you're the business of speaking I speaking, but understand that

1296
01:02:18,520 --> 01:02:23,360
Speaker 5: the experience of everybody in there is what like you

1297
01:02:23,440 --> 01:02:24,960
Speaker 5: have to think of it from the person that's running

1298
01:02:24,960 --> 01:02:25,320
Speaker 5: the business.

1299
01:02:25,720 --> 01:02:28,880
Speaker 1: And yes, just because you're okay with it doesn't mean

1300
01:02:28,920 --> 01:02:31,400
Speaker 1: it's okay to do. I do not disagree with you,

1301
01:02:31,560 --> 01:02:35,360
Speaker 1: but we're talking theory versus practice. Right, in theory, you're

1302
01:02:35,440 --> 01:02:38,600
Speaker 1: absolutely correct customer service blah blah blah.

1303
01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:41,800
Speaker 2: In practice if they're not doing that.

1304
01:02:42,160 --> 01:02:44,960
Speaker 1: The only reason this worked out for his friend she

1305
01:02:45,040 --> 01:02:47,480
Speaker 1: got a free pedicure is because she happened to no

1306
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Speaker 1: manderin right. But you go back to you, by the way,

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Speaker 1: do you know do you know how many dialects of Chinese?

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Speaker 2: There are a lot?

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Speaker 1: Yes, a lot, And she happened to That's an amazing story.

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Speaker 1: She happened to know the regional dialect that those women

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Speaker 1: were swashing. I think that's probably why she went there,

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Speaker 1: because she went to see if they really do talk crap. No,

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Speaker 1: she went there to get herself a free pedicure. But

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Speaker 1: she told me about pubic hair in my salad. You

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Speaker 1: better comp my whole meal, that whole thing. No, listen,

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Speaker 1: I fully get what you're saying. I'm saying I'm not

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Speaker 1: paying them. First of all, I'm not paying them to

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Speaker 1: talk to me at all. So if they're talking to

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Speaker 1: each other and ain't none of my business, I'm on

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Speaker 1: my phone. But if they're making fun of you and

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01:03:26,560 --> 01:03:30,760
Speaker 1: you are in their business, all right, I know that

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01:03:31,960 --> 01:03:34,920
Speaker 1: they shouldn't be doing most people shouldn't be doing, yes, exactly,

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01:03:35,480 --> 01:03:37,200
Speaker 1: but you get what I'm saying. I don't think most

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Speaker 1: people will be upset at someone insulting them in another language.

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Speaker 1: I think they would if we insulted someone who didn't

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Speaker 1: speak English. Yes, huh, it starts war. Well, okay, I

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Speaker 1: don't have nuclear weapons. I'm talking about regular people. We

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Speaker 1: didn't escalate from a salon to countries.

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Speaker 5: But people not understanding other people and feeling just just

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Speaker 5: that vibe that you get from someone laughing when you're

1331
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Speaker 5: not in on the joke makes people feel bad.

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Speaker 1: So if if it's in a language, I understand, if you're.

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Speaker 5: If it's in a language, you don't understand. So if

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Speaker 5: you're there and you're getting your feet worked on and

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Speaker 5: they keep like gesturing towards you and laughing, that's why

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Speaker 5: Elaine brought in uh, Frank Costanza because he's She's like,

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Speaker 5: I don't like the feeling I'm getting from coming.

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Speaker 6: Here right now.

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Speaker 2: Saying gesturing is different. You ad you just late our

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Speaker 2: added in gesturing.

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Speaker 1: But if they're pointing to you, then there's no there's

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Speaker 1: no question about what they're saying.

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Speaker 5: It doesn't necessarily mean they're pointing to you, but they're

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01:04:42,040 --> 01:04:44,680
Speaker 5: you know, they're laughing, and you can you can pick

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01:04:44,760 --> 01:04:47,520
Speaker 5: up on the vibe that what they're saying is about you,

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01:04:47,600 --> 01:04:49,800
Speaker 5: because even if you don't speak the language, you can

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01:04:49,880 --> 01:04:52,880
Speaker 5: pick up on body language and stuff like that and

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Speaker 5: figure out if they're making fun of you. And I

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01:04:57,040 --> 01:04:59,240
Speaker 5: don't think that's professional, and I think that would bother

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Speaker 5: most people.

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Speaker 2: Down.

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Speaker 1: So someone comes into my business, as in big English,

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01:05:03,680 --> 01:05:04,840
Speaker 1: I'm allowed to say crap about him.

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Speaker 2: It's not what I'm saying. I'm saying that no one's

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Speaker 2: day is going.

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Speaker 1: To be listen, no, no, Bill's right, it's a bad

1357
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Speaker 1: customer service.

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Speaker 2: People's day will be ruined.

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Speaker 1: By being insulted in a language they don't understanding.

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Speaker 2: It's impossible.

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Speaker 1: No, it's not if I if I insult you in Italian,

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01:05:23,520 --> 01:05:24,920
Speaker 1: if I'm in a room with you, we want to

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Speaker 1: the soprano.

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Speaker 2: So I know a lot.

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Speaker 1: Now, come on Boo.

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Speaker 2: Arlyn Car Show WMMS Radio.

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Speaker 9: Show that listening to classical music can temporarily.

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Speaker 1: Raise your IQ. I feel pretty smart.

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Speaker 3: If you're looking for the opposite effect, just stay tuned.

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Speaker 3: Yell Show on one point seven w MMS.

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Speaker 2: Hey Joe, Hello, hey Joe. All right, oh yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: all right, let's go.

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Speaker 1: No, I was running into my vehicle so I can

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Speaker 1: actually get to this phone call. Oh good, yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: pretty much what.

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Speaker 22: The lady was saying beforehand too.

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Speaker 12: I'm in like, in strong agreeance to that, especially with with.

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Speaker 22: The I mean, the gas is gas and you have

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Speaker 22: to change for it. But the wear and tear the time,

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Speaker 22: like sometimes they can send you to like grocery stores.

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Speaker 22: I think up ten items, like you know how long

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Speaker 22: that takes?

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Speaker 1: What about the wear and tear on pound cakes? Colon

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Speaker 1: from all the food he's ordering.

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Speaker 17: But I'm asking anybody in a grocery store, and if

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Speaker 17: I did send someone to a grocery store for ten items,

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Speaker 17: I would tip ten dollars well.

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Speaker 1: Because somebody texted me and they're like, where the hell

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Speaker 1: you ordering food from? And it's cold when I guess who,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, it's half cold when it leaves the restaurant

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Speaker 1: because it's sitting in a bag in the delivery pickup area.

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Speaker 1: You know, you have like a warmer usually, you know,

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01:06:51,440 --> 01:06:54,520
Speaker 1: the smart ones have like the insulated bag in their car,

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01:06:54,720 --> 01:06:55,760
Speaker 1: but a lot of them don't.

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Speaker 2: So you're like, okay, I mean, you know.

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Speaker 1: I'm just talking like picking up food. When I go

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01:07:01,480 --> 01:07:04,800
Speaker 1: to pick up food from like a restaurant, it's sitting

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Speaker 1: on the counter in a bag, so it's already half cold.

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Speaker 2: I'm not going to pay somebody to bring me that.

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Speaker 22: You know, and along in that same thing is like

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01:07:13,960 --> 01:07:15,960
Speaker 22: all right, pound kick us and use an example.

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Speaker 3: How much is your time worth to.

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Speaker 22: Go shopping for somebody or for them to take up

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01:07:19,920 --> 01:07:22,280
Speaker 22: food and take it to your take it to your

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01:07:22,320 --> 01:07:23,440
Speaker 22: house on a Friday night.

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Speaker 17: That's a bad example because I'm not I'm not sending

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Speaker 17: anybody to the grocery store.

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Speaker 1: I don't do uber. I'm talking about the grocery store.

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about even food in general, like for.

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Speaker 2: The convenience factor of it.

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Speaker 22: Hence why like it hits the convenience, you should pay

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01:07:39,360 --> 01:07:43,280
Speaker 22: if you can't afford it, you know, then I can't

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01:07:43,320 --> 01:07:43,680
Speaker 22: afford it.

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Speaker 1: If something, If something is within five miles, if you guys.

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Speaker 2: Want to map it out here and calculate the gas,

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01:07:50,680 --> 01:07:51,360
Speaker 2: calculate the gas.

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Speaker 1: If something is within five miles from my house, it

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01:07:53,920 --> 01:07:56,919
Speaker 1: would take me fifteen twenty minutes to get not even

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01:07:56,960 --> 01:07:59,400
Speaker 1: fifteen ten minutes to get there. I could do it,

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01:07:59,640 --> 01:08:01,919
Speaker 1: but I employing someone, So take it up with Uber

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01:08:02,080 --> 01:08:05,200
Speaker 1: door Dash and whoever is the employer. I'm not if

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Speaker 1: it were me, you know, if I wasn't lazy, I

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01:08:07,880 --> 01:08:10,520
Speaker 1: could do it myself. I choose to use the app

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Speaker 1: and delivery. So I'm giving you some money. I'm not

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01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:17,920
Speaker 1: going to tip you ten fifteen dollars for that's I

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01:08:17,920 --> 01:08:19,040
Speaker 1: could buy two meals for that.

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Speaker 2: Feel me.

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01:08:20,920 --> 01:08:23,040
Speaker 1: You get you understand that point.

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Speaker 22: It's understandable with what you're saying. Okay, but I'm asking

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Speaker 22: you what your time is worse. But I mean you

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01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:33,720
Speaker 22: you being a man of of WOA means it is

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Speaker 22: the same thing.

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01:08:35,080 --> 01:08:37,360
Speaker 1: But but that's what I'm saying when it was when

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Speaker 1: I was stretched thin during the week and I didn't

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Speaker 1: feel like grocery shopping because I was doing, you know,

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Speaker 1: twelve hour days, five days a week.

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Speaker 17: I didn't feel like going to this store. So yes,

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Speaker 17: it was worth it to me to if it was

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Speaker 17: the only time I literally ate that day. Yes, I

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01:08:51,280 --> 01:08:55,040
Speaker 17: would pay twenty dollars for something on uber Ee's. I

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Speaker 17: would do that, and I would pound cake.

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Speaker 1: If you were a driver, wouldn't you complain about a

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01:08:59,800 --> 01:09:00,559
Speaker 1: three dollar tip?

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Speaker 3: Uh?

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01:09:03,120 --> 01:09:04,200
Speaker 2: No, you wouldn't.

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01:09:04,640 --> 01:09:09,240
Speaker 1: You would you would do I wouldn't.

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01:09:13,400 --> 01:09:15,240
Speaker 2: No, I wouldn't because I'm like that that's a part

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01:09:15,280 --> 01:09:17,639
Speaker 2: of the job. I mean yeah, I would be like, oh, well,

1449
01:09:18,320 --> 01:09:19,320
Speaker 2: that's one part of your.

1450
01:09:19,360 --> 01:09:22,280
Speaker 12: Job to not get paid or to be appreciated.

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01:09:22,320 --> 01:09:23,599
Speaker 2: You know, the customers half good.

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01:09:24,400 --> 01:09:27,000
Speaker 1: I didn't say it. Didn't you want to get done.

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01:09:27,479 --> 01:09:28,599
Speaker 2: You're the one that gives.

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Speaker 12: They do not give you everything that you guys, even.

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Speaker 8: Everybody's underpaid your.

1456
01:09:38,360 --> 01:09:40,559
Speaker 2: Rights taking up with doord Ashton uber E's.

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Speaker 11: Like, that's not me.

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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna pay you ten dollars.

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to pay you five or ten dollars

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Speaker 1: for a five or six dollars meal. You're tripping. That's

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Speaker 1: not that's not a met issue. That's not a low

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01:09:52,880 --> 01:09:56,960
Speaker 1: tip thing for me, that's a universal thing. I'm not

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to pay you that. I'm sorry. Did

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Speaker 1: you get hardly?

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01:10:00,800 --> 01:10:02,200
Speaker 3: Wait for something different?

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Speaker 8: What's one hundred and seventies all the way over to

1467
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Speaker 8: the Rocky River to the DW three's and then back

1468
01:10:08,080 --> 01:10:11,280
Speaker 8: and honestly just making up for an example.

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Speaker 22: You live back overn, what's one hundred and seventeen?

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Speaker 1: How long would that take you? And then waiting in line?

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Speaker 6: Okay, making sure that you get.

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Speaker 1: Back to your house not my issue.

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01:10:21,360 --> 01:10:22,960
Speaker 2: You're trying to make it my issue. That's not my issue.

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01:10:22,960 --> 01:10:24,080
Speaker 2: If you don't want to do it, don't do it.

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01:10:25,360 --> 01:10:27,160
Speaker 1: If it's too far, if you got to do a

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01:10:27,240 --> 01:10:29,960
Speaker 1: cost benefit analysis, if you say, if this person might

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Speaker 1: not tip me, if I know that I've been getting

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Speaker 1: low tips today, do I really want to make this journey?

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Speaker 1: Can I really afford to take this trip and not

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Speaker 1: get tipped? Then you say no, But it's like it's

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Speaker 1: like off the customer. It's like the uber driver who

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Speaker 1: wouldn't take us to Bay Village because he wanted to

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Speaker 1: hang out downtown and I'm not saying I wouldn't be

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Speaker 1: the person to not tip. I'm not going to give

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Speaker 1: you five or ten dollars for a tip. I willd

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Speaker 1: tip I if my McDonald's meal, and now McDonald's is

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Speaker 1: going up. But if I pay fifteen dollars for a

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Speaker 1: McDonald's meal and then they tackle on the delivery fee,

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Speaker 1: I don't know that you don't get that part of

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Speaker 1: that delivery fee.

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Speaker 2: I thought that was a part of it. I thought

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Speaker 2: that was the customer service.

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Speaker 1: I thought you get part of the delivery fee and

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Speaker 1: then you know some of the tip, all of the tip,

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Speaker 1: so I can tip.

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Speaker 8: You customer service part of that when you're paying the fee.

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Speaker 22: That thanks for the for the people that are answering

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01:11:20,960 --> 01:11:24,240
Speaker 22: the phone, for the technology for them tea.

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Speaker 1: Again, you're mad at the wrong person. You have probably

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Speaker 1: done multi.

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Speaker 2: Poka.

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Speaker 1: Are you saying that these apps should pay their people more? Absolutely,

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01:11:37,400 --> 01:11:40,639
Speaker 1: that's what. But that's what the people but they're not gonna.

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01:11:40,760 --> 01:11:43,280
Speaker 1: That's what the people who work for these companies, but

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01:11:43,360 --> 01:11:47,640
Speaker 1: they're not gonna. These companies take every opportunity to not

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01:11:47,880 --> 01:11:48,400
Speaker 1: pay them more.

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01:11:48,479 --> 01:11:50,519
Speaker 17: So here here's a solution, because I'm not going to

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01:11:50,560 --> 01:11:51,840
Speaker 17: pay more either I'm.

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01:11:51,680 --> 01:11:53,120
Speaker 2: Not gonna pay more. I'm just not gonna use that app.

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01:11:53,200 --> 01:11:55,040
Speaker 2: So you and me can get together, we can start

1511
01:11:55,040 --> 01:11:57,880
Speaker 2: a union, and then you know, get mad at uber

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01:11:57,920 --> 01:11:58,519
Speaker 2: and protests.

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Speaker 1: I'm with you there, but I'm not going to pay

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01:12:01,800 --> 01:12:04,880
Speaker 1: five and ten dollars more on a five or ten

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Speaker 1: dollars meal.

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Speaker 17: You're tripping. I'm just not going to use it. I

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01:12:07,400 --> 01:12:10,080
Speaker 17: can go without. It was a matter of convenience, and

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01:12:10,080 --> 01:12:12,599
Speaker 17: when you make it inconvenient for me, supply and demand.

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Speaker 17: No mad, because that's yes, I'm not. You're ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: There's people that don't tip at all and they feel like, oh,

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Speaker 1: you order off the service. They're already, you know, getting

1522
01:12:21,680 --> 01:12:23,160
Speaker 1: as much as they can out of you, and now

1523
01:12:23,280 --> 01:12:26,799
Speaker 1: you're mad that you don't tip enough. You're bugging.

1524
01:12:27,720 --> 01:12:28,040
Speaker 3: I live.

1525
01:12:28,080 --> 01:12:31,880
Speaker 8: It's the whole service in general. The people that order

1526
01:12:32,040 --> 01:12:34,640
Speaker 8: throw it are part of it as well. Like you

1527
01:12:34,720 --> 01:12:37,160
Speaker 8: guys are just as guilty as I'm not.

1528
01:12:37,320 --> 01:12:39,880
Speaker 1: I'm not guilty as the employer. I'm not as guilty

1529
01:12:39,880 --> 01:12:41,519
Speaker 1: as the employer. You're mad at the wrong person.

1530
01:12:41,760 --> 01:12:44,800
Speaker 8: If you spend five dollars on grub hub or over

1531
01:12:45,280 --> 01:12:48,400
Speaker 8: or door ash, you spend five dollars.

1532
01:12:48,080 --> 01:12:50,240
Speaker 1: If I spend five dollars, I'm talking.

1533
01:12:50,040 --> 01:12:52,360
Speaker 8: About total five dollars for a five dollars meal.

1534
01:12:52,680 --> 01:12:54,680
Speaker 22: How much do you think the employer is how much

1535
01:12:54,680 --> 01:12:56,560
Speaker 22: do you think the employees, the person that's delivering it

1536
01:12:56,600 --> 01:12:56,680
Speaker 22: to you.

1537
01:12:57,120 --> 01:12:58,640
Speaker 7: I don't know that.

1538
01:12:58,760 --> 01:13:01,560
Speaker 2: I don't know about all that. I don't I don't know.

1539
01:13:02,160 --> 01:13:03,000
Speaker 12: Well you should take.

1540
01:13:06,720 --> 01:13:12,960
Speaker 2: I'm not no, I'm telling you the text I'm getting there.

1541
01:13:13,080 --> 01:13:13,920
Speaker 2: Fifty to fifty.

1542
01:13:15,120 --> 01:13:16,880
Speaker 1: No. But there's a lot of people that don't like tipping.

1543
01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:19,280
Speaker 1: I like to tip. I want to.

1544
01:13:19,760 --> 01:13:22,280
Speaker 5: If someone's gonna bring me food, I'm gonna tip them

1545
01:13:22,360 --> 01:13:23,320
Speaker 5: at least five dollars.

1546
01:13:23,400 --> 01:13:25,320
Speaker 2: You can do one or two things. Here's what you

1547
01:13:25,439 --> 01:13:27,320
Speaker 2: can do, and maybe people will have us off side.

1548
01:13:27,520 --> 01:13:29,960
Speaker 1: If you want to wear a shirt that says police tip,

1549
01:13:30,200 --> 01:13:32,360
Speaker 1: we don't make blah blah blah. I remember when we

1550
01:13:32,439 --> 01:13:34,320
Speaker 1: were in school, teachers who were protest they would wear

1551
01:13:34,360 --> 01:13:36,040
Speaker 1: a little button to say I don't want to strike,

1552
01:13:36,120 --> 01:13:37,120
Speaker 1: but I will.

1553
01:13:37,040 --> 01:13:37,560
Speaker 2: If I have to.

1554
01:13:37,840 --> 01:13:39,880
Speaker 1: If you want to do something like that, maybe you'll

1555
01:13:39,880 --> 01:13:41,320
Speaker 1: pull out the heartstrings with the people that have it.

1556
01:13:41,560 --> 01:13:43,280
Speaker 1: And then maybe I'm like, you know what, I didn't

1557
01:13:43,280 --> 01:13:45,120
Speaker 1: know you weren't getting paid, right, Maybe I got some

1558
01:13:45,240 --> 01:13:47,439
Speaker 1: cash for you. I'll get yellow some extra, but I'm

1559
01:13:47,520 --> 01:13:50,400
Speaker 1: not gonna do it all willy nilly because I'm hurting too.

1560
01:13:51,320 --> 01:13:52,439
Speaker 1: How do you tip when you just go to a

1561
01:13:52,520 --> 01:13:53,640
Speaker 1: restaurant and the.

1562
01:13:53,640 --> 01:13:55,760
Speaker 3: Best way of not hurting is to save your money not.

1563
01:13:55,800 --> 01:13:57,160
Speaker 8: To spend it on.

1564
01:13:59,280 --> 01:14:00,240
Speaker 2: Well, then you're out of a job.

1565
01:14:00,320 --> 01:14:03,000
Speaker 8: Then then you know what, Then the crops will get

1566
01:14:03,040 --> 01:14:05,479
Speaker 8: thinned out, and a strong like you.

1567
01:14:05,840 --> 01:14:08,080
Speaker 17: Then no one would have anything because everyone's just gonna

1568
01:14:08,200 --> 01:14:09,400
Speaker 17: just not order anything.

1569
01:14:10,360 --> 01:14:10,800
Speaker 1: Well, you.

1570
01:14:12,840 --> 01:14:16,880
Speaker 2: You're mad at the wrong person, Cody, I'm a man.

1571
01:14:16,840 --> 01:14:17,040
Speaker 1: At you.

1572
01:14:18,560 --> 01:14:19,799
Speaker 2: That you're trying to justify.

1573
01:14:19,840 --> 01:14:21,439
Speaker 22: It is unjustifiable.

1574
01:14:21,720 --> 01:14:25,160
Speaker 2: It is a dollar item for three items?

1575
01:14:25,200 --> 01:14:28,639
Speaker 8: Are items you gotta drive ten miles for three items?

1576
01:14:31,080 --> 01:14:34,760
Speaker 1: You're making You're making assumptions. I live in Cleveland, I've lived.

1577
01:14:37,200 --> 01:14:40,439
Speaker 1: You're making assumptions. I've never ordered. You're making assumptions. I

1578
01:14:40,600 --> 01:14:43,600
Speaker 1: live in Cleveland, proper. I have never ordered anything that

1579
01:14:43,760 --> 01:14:46,200
Speaker 1: is ten miles away. I'm not ordering stuff from west

1580
01:14:46,320 --> 01:14:49,000
Speaker 1: Lake or or Maria or Bay Village or anything like that.

1581
01:14:49,120 --> 01:14:51,680
Speaker 1: I will order Cleveland proper. Tell me how long it

1582
01:14:51,680 --> 01:14:54,320
Speaker 1: would take if you're ordering from me and only me.

1583
01:14:55,640 --> 01:14:57,599
Speaker 1: That would take me take you ten minutes and ten

1584
01:14:57,640 --> 01:15:00,040
Speaker 1: miles to get to me. There's not a place, so

1585
01:15:00,040 --> 01:15:00,640
Speaker 1: I wouldn't do that.

1586
01:15:00,960 --> 01:15:04,880
Speaker 3: Yes there is, if you lived over on East and seventy.

1587
01:15:04,600 --> 01:15:06,200
Speaker 6: Third and I have to take it.

1588
01:15:08,880 --> 01:15:10,200
Speaker 3: How long do you think that would take?

1589
01:15:11,120 --> 01:15:11,439
Speaker 18: Proper?

1590
01:15:12,240 --> 01:15:15,400
Speaker 1: That's well, you're you tap it for the next guy?

1591
01:15:15,600 --> 01:15:18,680
Speaker 2: Pound cake? Do you tip when you do carry out?

1592
01:15:20,520 --> 01:15:20,560
Speaker 6: No?

1593
01:15:22,640 --> 01:15:23,160
Speaker 2: No, I don't.

1594
01:15:23,400 --> 01:15:25,960
Speaker 1: If you pick up carry out, you don't tip. Nope,

1595
01:15:25,960 --> 01:15:27,920
Speaker 1: And now I won't because now you'll pushing my buttons.

1596
01:15:27,920 --> 01:15:28,759
Speaker 1: I don't like bim bullies.

1597
01:15:28,760 --> 01:15:29,040
Speaker 13: And now.

1598
01:15:30,840 --> 01:15:33,240
Speaker 1: That you know, you're not getting tipped out, Now my

1599
01:15:33,320 --> 01:15:34,960
Speaker 1: three hours are too little, while I'm too poor.

1600
01:15:34,840 --> 01:15:35,960
Speaker 2: And I'm not going to order out and.

1601
01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:37,639
Speaker 1: When I do, no, what's getting nothing?

1602
01:15:37,800 --> 01:15:37,960
Speaker 8: Joe.

1603
01:15:38,400 --> 01:15:40,519
Speaker 1: Joe does have a good point, though, a lot of

1604
01:15:40,600 --> 01:15:45,320
Speaker 1: people think that that delivery fee is the tip, and

1605
01:15:45,560 --> 01:15:47,200
Speaker 1: that's not necessarily the case.

1606
01:15:47,360 --> 01:15:52,760
Speaker 2: I didn't start that fire. I say, per I, thank you, Joe.

1607
01:15:52,840 --> 01:15:54,120
Speaker 2: I appreciate the insight.

1608
01:15:54,280 --> 01:15:54,519
Speaker 9: Thanks.

1609
01:15:54,560 --> 01:15:56,719
Speaker 2: Okay, how much do you if you go out to dinner?

1610
01:15:58,400 --> 01:16:02,360
Speaker 2: How much do you tip? Fifteen percent? Oh you are

1611
01:16:02,520 --> 01:16:05,240
Speaker 2: stop going out man? Why twenty percent?

1612
01:16:05,479 --> 01:16:06,280
Speaker 3: It was fifteen percent?

1613
01:16:06,360 --> 01:16:07,840
Speaker 2: It was fifteen percent when I was growing up.

1614
01:16:08,600 --> 01:16:11,040
Speaker 1: When you were growing up, you know, things change, right,

1615
01:16:12,200 --> 01:16:15,040
Speaker 1: It was probably ten percent when I was growing up,

1616
01:16:15,520 --> 01:16:17,320
Speaker 1: But now I tip a lot.

1617
01:16:17,880 --> 01:16:19,479
Speaker 5: I tap at least twenty percent. And if I go,

1618
01:16:19,600 --> 01:16:22,080
Speaker 5: if I pick something up, the servers still have to.

1619
01:16:22,640 --> 01:16:25,840
Speaker 5: Like I go to Graham and I have dinner, and

1620
01:16:26,040 --> 01:16:28,040
Speaker 5: one of the things that we get regularly is from

1621
01:16:28,200 --> 01:16:32,120
Speaker 5: a barbecue place. And those people that put together the

1622
01:16:32,960 --> 01:16:35,960
Speaker 5: takeout orders are also serving tables, so they had to

1623
01:16:36,760 --> 01:16:40,240
Speaker 5: stop serving their tables to go and put together my order,

1624
01:16:40,840 --> 01:16:44,640
Speaker 5: which is just as much, if not more than what

1625
01:16:44,720 --> 01:16:47,760
Speaker 5: they're doing for their tables. So I tip well on

1626
01:16:47,880 --> 01:16:50,519
Speaker 5: that order. Usually it's about a thirty seven dollars order.

1627
01:16:50,560 --> 01:16:51,679
Speaker 5: I'll throw them ten bucks.

1628
01:16:52,000 --> 01:16:54,479
Speaker 1: People texting me, you're also making the case that with

1629
01:16:54,680 --> 01:16:57,639
Speaker 1: gas and car maintenance and all that, it's way more

1630
01:16:57,720 --> 01:17:01,360
Speaker 1: expensive to be a delivery driver than to be a server, right,

1631
01:17:02,400 --> 01:17:05,280
Speaker 1: because you're driving to work, then serving, and then leaving.

1632
01:17:05,880 --> 01:17:08,360
Speaker 5: The whole point is I'm being lazy and not leaving

1633
01:17:08,439 --> 01:17:10,439
Speaker 5: my house. I'm gonna take care of the person that

1634
01:17:10,520 --> 01:17:14,439
Speaker 5: got me my food. You're paying for the convenience essentially.

1635
01:17:14,920 --> 01:17:18,120
Speaker 5: But again, I've never tiped my mind, I've never I've.

1636
01:17:17,960 --> 01:17:18,560
Speaker 2: Never used that.

1637
01:17:18,640 --> 01:17:20,840
Speaker 1: You're gonna tip even less than the awful tips you

1638
01:17:20,880 --> 01:17:25,439
Speaker 1: were leaving before. No, it's not like you were tipping

1639
01:17:25,560 --> 01:17:27,160
Speaker 1: a lot, and you're like, can change my mind. I'm

1640
01:17:27,200 --> 01:17:29,759
Speaker 1: not gonna tip so much. You were already tripping tipping poorly.

1641
01:17:30,200 --> 01:17:32,080
Speaker 1: You guys, let me see the error of my ways.

1642
01:17:32,680 --> 01:17:33,200
Speaker 1: I appreciate it.

1643
01:17:33,200 --> 01:17:34,600
Speaker 5: I would just be embarrassed if I was with you

1644
01:17:34,680 --> 01:17:36,720
Speaker 5: and you tipped fifteen percent. Well, I don't care, don't

1645
01:17:36,720 --> 01:17:40,120
Speaker 5: go with me, then I'm not If I saw your tip,

1646
01:17:40,160 --> 01:17:42,040
Speaker 5: I'd be like, I gotta throw some more money down

1647
01:17:42,120 --> 01:17:43,880
Speaker 5: because he left the bad Yeah, you kind of have

1648
01:17:43,920 --> 01:17:44,720
Speaker 5: to make up for the tip.

1649
01:17:44,840 --> 01:17:46,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought that was I thought that was the standard.

1650
01:17:46,840 --> 01:17:49,680
Speaker 1: I thought fifteen percent was the standard. I'm always tip

1651
01:17:49,760 --> 01:17:52,120
Speaker 1: twenty percent. I too, So it was not only that,

1652
01:17:52,280 --> 01:17:55,040
Speaker 1: but for me and not only for math. The math

1653
01:17:55,200 --> 01:17:58,360
Speaker 1: is just easier for me, right, twenty percent math is

1654
01:17:58,400 --> 01:17:59,000
Speaker 1: way easier.

1655
01:17:59,320 --> 01:18:01,400
Speaker 2: And it also the pins like I would I would

1656
01:18:01,439 --> 01:18:03,839
Speaker 2: do something for me. Twenty is the minimum.

1657
01:18:04,000 --> 01:18:06,680
Speaker 1: And if I like the person, like if I have

1658
01:18:06,920 --> 01:18:09,160
Speaker 1: loose cash, which is rare. If I have cash, I

1659
01:18:09,200 --> 01:18:11,120
Speaker 1: will put that and then I will also do something

1660
01:18:11,200 --> 01:18:13,559
Speaker 1: on the card but sometimes I'm not paying for the meal.

1661
01:18:13,680 --> 01:18:15,679
Speaker 1: Sometimes I'm with someone else who would pay the mail

1662
01:18:15,840 --> 01:18:18,360
Speaker 1: if you because this happens to me a lot. If

1663
01:18:18,360 --> 01:18:20,920
Speaker 1: you're at a bar and you order a bunch of

1664
01:18:21,000 --> 01:18:23,679
Speaker 1: drinks right my cards open, I've got a couple of rounds,

1665
01:18:24,920 --> 01:18:28,280
Speaker 1: and but they know who I am, didn't charge me

1666
01:18:28,439 --> 01:18:31,720
Speaker 1: for all of them. Will you tip on what the

1667
01:18:31,800 --> 01:18:36,880
Speaker 1: bill would have been or what they give you? I

1668
01:18:36,960 --> 01:18:39,559
Speaker 1: know I usually tip what it would have been for sure, don't.

1669
01:18:39,720 --> 01:18:40,880
Speaker 1: I don't want to do that. I don't want to.

1670
01:18:41,000 --> 01:18:42,840
Speaker 2: Just now, do you tip per drink on that? Or

1671
01:18:42,880 --> 01:18:44,680
Speaker 2: do you drink? Is it a bucket drink? Is it

1672
01:18:44,680 --> 01:18:46,400
Speaker 2: a bucket drink? Or is it are you tipping?

1673
01:18:46,600 --> 01:18:46,720
Speaker 1: Uh?

1674
01:18:47,560 --> 01:18:53,679
Speaker 17: Based on the percentage, it's a bucket drink, a bucket drink, Allen.

1675
01:18:53,720 --> 01:18:55,880
Speaker 17: It literally says next to the delivery fee that the

1676
01:18:56,000 --> 01:18:59,160
Speaker 17: driver gets none of it. Maybe on some see that, well, yeah,

1677
01:18:59,200 --> 01:19:01,120
Speaker 17: that's not I don't think that it's a universal bit

1678
01:19:01,200 --> 01:19:03,400
Speaker 17: of fine print. I think there are some people are

1679
01:19:03,439 --> 01:19:06,400
Speaker 17: making a lot of assumptions. Well, but when you don't

1680
01:19:06,439 --> 01:19:08,080
Speaker 17: have all the information, that's all you're left to do.

1681
01:19:08,439 --> 01:19:10,840
Speaker 17: So when people saw that information and I thought, I

1682
01:19:10,920 --> 01:19:15,320
Speaker 17: thought you know, it's rare. It happens sometimes, but it's

1683
01:19:15,479 --> 01:19:18,840
Speaker 17: rare that they're delivering it directly to me. Usually there's

1684
01:19:18,880 --> 01:19:21,680
Speaker 17: a wait of time to like, oh, this person has

1685
01:19:21,760 --> 01:19:23,639
Speaker 17: a couple of stops along the way. So I figure,

1686
01:19:23,680 --> 01:19:26,720
Speaker 17: if each person is tipping per item, you know they're

1687
01:19:26,800 --> 01:19:29,880
Speaker 17: they're making you know, three dollars at this house, four

1688
01:19:29,960 --> 01:19:32,080
Speaker 17: dollars at this house, five dollars at this house, and

1689
01:19:32,160 --> 01:19:34,080
Speaker 17: then my little easily three dollars.

1690
01:19:34,320 --> 01:19:34,840
Speaker 2: You know they made.

1691
01:19:34,840 --> 01:19:36,960
Speaker 17: They came out pretty good. It's less than an hour

1692
01:19:37,000 --> 01:19:39,200
Speaker 17: and you banked you know, twenty some dollars. I look

1693
01:19:39,240 --> 01:19:40,840
Speaker 17: at that as a win, and that's just an hour

1694
01:19:40,920 --> 01:19:41,840
Speaker 17: of your day, I guess.

1695
01:19:42,439 --> 01:19:47,360
Speaker 1: I guess My thought is there's no one driving delivery

1696
01:19:47,640 --> 01:19:50,400
Speaker 1: who's making a ton of money there. You probably can't

1697
01:19:50,600 --> 01:19:54,400
Speaker 1: get paid enough to come out on top with that, right,

1698
01:19:54,640 --> 01:19:57,519
Speaker 1: So it ends up maybe you're breaking even, maybe you're

1699
01:19:57,560 --> 01:20:00,840
Speaker 1: covering a couple of costs. I don't know. Never I've

1700
01:20:00,960 --> 01:20:04,559
Speaker 1: never delivery driven, and I've never ordered off of these apps,

1701
01:20:05,280 --> 01:20:08,919
Speaker 1: but it certainly doesn't seem like it's any situation delivery

1702
01:20:08,960 --> 01:20:13,600
Speaker 1: fees or tips or not that anybody is killing it

1703
01:20:13,960 --> 01:20:14,599
Speaker 1: on these.

1704
01:20:15,520 --> 01:20:18,040
Speaker 17: Well, they're probably not. Now I feel really bad and

1705
01:20:18,160 --> 01:20:21,360
Speaker 17: I won't do it anymore. You won't do what I guess,

1706
01:20:21,360 --> 01:20:25,240
Speaker 17: won't order out anymore. Well, that's what people are suggesting.

1707
01:20:25,520 --> 01:20:28,960
Speaker 1: Well, if you can't, if you can't afford to tip properly,

1708
01:20:29,760 --> 01:20:32,000
Speaker 1: you shouldn't be engaging in that translation.

1709
01:20:32,360 --> 01:20:33,599
Speaker 2: I didn't know that that was a thing.

1710
01:20:33,720 --> 01:20:35,639
Speaker 1: I thought that that was that was a good tip,

1711
01:20:35,800 --> 01:20:38,160
Speaker 1: tipping three dollars, like I didn't know you tipped percentage

1712
01:20:38,240 --> 01:20:41,120
Speaker 1: on a delivery Like that's well, either your friends group

1713
01:20:41,880 --> 01:20:44,800
Speaker 1: either all your friends are trash tippers or people I

1714
01:20:44,840 --> 01:20:47,200
Speaker 1: don't if you're tip every time they're ordering something for me.

1715
01:20:47,960 --> 01:20:50,599
Speaker 1: But surely you've been in a situation where somebody has

1716
01:20:50,640 --> 01:20:53,840
Speaker 1: seen that you're tipping and they go, what, No, Well

1717
01:20:53,880 --> 01:20:54,920
Speaker 1: then they're all trash tipping.

1718
01:20:54,960 --> 01:20:57,280
Speaker 2: No one's ever looked at my phone and said how much.

1719
01:20:57,200 --> 01:20:58,000
Speaker 3: Did you leave? The driver?

1720
01:20:58,240 --> 01:20:58,920
Speaker 2: Like they don't.

1721
01:21:00,400 --> 01:21:02,760
Speaker 1: Like when you're signing a check, No I will ask

1722
01:21:02,800 --> 01:21:04,200
Speaker 1: I say how much should I leave? I look at

1723
01:21:04,200 --> 01:21:06,240
Speaker 1: the person like, oh, this person was really good. I mean,

1724
01:21:06,280 --> 01:21:08,519
Speaker 1: now they give you the math on the bottom, like

1725
01:21:08,640 --> 01:21:10,000
Speaker 1: you know, you go to the place where it's got

1726
01:21:10,040 --> 01:21:12,640
Speaker 1: the they have the square table sign you go to,

1727
01:21:12,720 --> 01:21:15,599
Speaker 1: like Mitchell's or whatever. They got the buttons right there,

1728
01:21:15,800 --> 01:21:16,960
Speaker 1: the suggested tipping.

1729
01:21:17,000 --> 01:21:20,080
Speaker 2: They give you the amount. You know, do the custom tip.

1730
01:21:20,200 --> 01:21:20,800
Speaker 2: You're doing it?

1731
01:21:21,000 --> 01:21:21,599
Speaker 1: Well, No, I would.

1732
01:21:21,600 --> 01:21:24,400
Speaker 17: I would do because a lot of times those setics,

1733
01:21:24,640 --> 01:21:27,200
Speaker 17: it'd be like your your suggestions hip should be like

1734
01:21:27,640 --> 01:21:28,960
Speaker 17: something dollars in some change.

1735
01:21:29,000 --> 01:21:30,720
Speaker 2: I'm like, well, I'm not going to leave change, so

1736
01:21:30,840 --> 01:21:33,160
Speaker 2: I round down, round.

1737
01:21:33,240 --> 01:21:35,240
Speaker 1: Down, down.

1738
01:21:35,720 --> 01:21:39,040
Speaker 17: I'm like, oh, it's fifteen thirty You're embarrassing, fifteen thirty six.

1739
01:21:39,080 --> 01:21:40,120
Speaker 17: You will get fifteen dollars.

1740
01:21:40,400 --> 01:21:45,439
Speaker 1: Wow, you can just go sixteen years und I love it.

1741
01:21:46,000 --> 01:21:50,280
Speaker 1: So you'd rather have the very here thirty six cents,

1742
01:21:50,520 --> 01:21:53,080
Speaker 1: Mary would be choking, it would be lighting you up.

1743
01:21:54,160 --> 01:21:56,479
Speaker 2: I know you don't. That's the best part. I don't get.

1744
01:21:56,520 --> 01:21:58,679
Speaker 1: It wouldn't be it wouldn't be fun if you cared.

1745
01:21:59,360 --> 01:22:02,200
Speaker 1: You don't care here, I know you'd rather have the

1746
01:22:02,280 --> 01:22:05,120
Speaker 1: thirty six cents that amount of money you lose in

1747
01:22:05,200 --> 01:22:08,040
Speaker 1: your couch and never know it was gone. That is

1748
01:22:08,080 --> 01:22:11,400
Speaker 1: the perfect coda to this whole conversation. Pound cake rounds down.

1749
01:22:11,520 --> 01:22:12,000
Speaker 1: I love it.

1750
01:22:12,920 --> 01:22:16,360
Speaker 2: I agree with Cody, and I love the tip.

1751
01:22:16,720 --> 01:22:20,200
Speaker 13: I was raised on tips for these guys to drive

1752
01:22:20,360 --> 01:22:23,559
Speaker 13: three blocks after they walk in a restaurant and want

1753
01:22:23,680 --> 01:22:25,160
Speaker 13: twenty five dollars tips for.

1754
01:22:26,680 --> 01:22:28,720
Speaker 2: Thirty dollars the food is ridiculous.

1755
01:22:31,840 --> 01:22:34,599
Speaker 1: I mean, that's a little that's a little disingenuous. They're

1756
01:22:34,640 --> 01:22:36,320
Speaker 1: not driving three blocks.

1757
01:22:36,479 --> 01:22:39,320
Speaker 5: I love how people that don't want to tip really

1758
01:22:39,439 --> 01:22:41,400
Speaker 5: minimize the work that's going down.

1759
01:22:41,439 --> 01:22:42,400
Speaker 2: They're like, oh, they drove.

1760
01:22:42,360 --> 01:22:46,519
Speaker 5: Three blocks, wanted to do that for twenty five and

1761
01:22:46,680 --> 01:22:47,840
Speaker 5: I want a twenty five dollars tip.

1762
01:22:47,880 --> 01:22:51,559
Speaker 1: No, he's saying, tip twenty five dollars on a thirty

1763
01:22:51,680 --> 01:22:55,400
Speaker 1: Do you drove three blocks? You're saying a percentage and

1764
01:22:55,439 --> 01:22:56,560
Speaker 1: I don't think you should go buy that.

1765
01:22:56,680 --> 01:22:58,280
Speaker 2: So what would what would you tip on a thirty

1766
01:22:58,320 --> 01:22:58,880
Speaker 2: dollars order?

1767
01:22:58,960 --> 01:23:01,639
Speaker 1: But what I'm saying is if it was twenty nine

1768
01:23:01,680 --> 01:23:02,560
Speaker 1: to seventy.

1769
01:23:02,280 --> 01:23:03,519
Speaker 2: Eight, would you round up?

1770
01:23:03,800 --> 01:23:03,840
Speaker 11: No?

1771
01:23:03,960 --> 01:23:05,320
Speaker 2: He's a roundown, But no, no, he.

1772
01:23:05,320 --> 01:23:07,400
Speaker 1: Said, if it was thirty sixty, round down, if it

1773
01:23:07,439 --> 01:23:08,519
Speaker 1: was seventy eight, would you round un?

1774
01:23:08,520 --> 01:23:11,680
Speaker 17: Because according to your logic, you're saying a restaurant can

1775
01:23:11,840 --> 01:23:14,720
Speaker 17: just charge whatever they want for whatever food item you get,

1776
01:23:15,080 --> 01:23:18,120
Speaker 17: and therefore the price of the tip should go up,

1777
01:23:18,320 --> 01:23:21,120
Speaker 17: which is ridiculous because the driver, the deliveranchever has nothing

1778
01:23:21,160 --> 01:23:22,679
Speaker 17: to do with the prices of the food.

1779
01:23:23,360 --> 01:23:26,080
Speaker 1: They are delivering it to me. So if the people

1780
01:23:26,200 --> 01:23:29,439
Speaker 1: who are leaving messages agree with you, well I can.

1781
01:23:29,560 --> 01:23:31,479
Speaker 1: I can walk alone on this one. They don't have

1782
01:23:31,560 --> 01:23:33,200
Speaker 1: to leave they are agreeing with you.

1783
01:23:33,760 --> 01:23:36,040
Speaker 2: Okay, one on your team.

1784
01:23:36,160 --> 01:23:39,519
Speaker 12: Man, you don't like the tip, you don't like the money,

1785
01:23:40,200 --> 01:23:44,639
Speaker 12: don't do the job. Get a better job, quick complaining, Oh.

1786
01:23:44,520 --> 01:23:51,960
Speaker 3: My god, all right, love me, get a better job.

1787
01:23:52,080 --> 01:23:54,559
Speaker 2: I love the get a better job people too.

1788
01:23:54,840 --> 01:23:57,360
Speaker 1: By the way, I don't know anyone who has ever

1789
01:23:57,840 --> 01:24:01,639
Speaker 1: done this as their only job, right, Like, you work

1790
01:24:01,760 --> 01:24:04,400
Speaker 1: during the day if you're lucky, and then they're driving

1791
01:24:04,439 --> 01:24:04,800
Speaker 1: at night.

1792
01:24:04,920 --> 01:24:07,559
Speaker 2: It's a side hustle. And and I would say rarely, don't.

1793
01:24:07,640 --> 01:24:10,760
Speaker 17: I don't think I've ever really ordered one item off

1794
01:24:10,800 --> 01:24:13,280
Speaker 17: of because that is a waste. I do understand that

1795
01:24:13,680 --> 01:24:19,559
Speaker 17: it's expensive to deliver the food and whatever the company charges.

1796
01:24:20,240 --> 01:24:23,000
Speaker 17: So I wouldn't order just a cup of coffee and

1797
01:24:23,280 --> 01:24:25,439
Speaker 17: that's you know, six bucks, and then another six dollars

1798
01:24:25,520 --> 01:24:27,679
Speaker 17: for the delivery and then tip one dollar. I wouldn't

1799
01:24:27,680 --> 01:24:29,240
Speaker 17: do that, so I would get something else, and then

1800
01:24:29,520 --> 01:24:31,759
Speaker 17: therefore I get you're at least getting two dollars.

1801
01:24:31,800 --> 01:24:36,240
Speaker 1: I've ever town pound Cake's argument is very similar though.

1802
01:24:37,200 --> 01:24:37,400
Speaker 2: Two.

1803
01:24:38,439 --> 01:24:42,720
Speaker 1: The complaint that people have about companies like Walmart and Tart,

1804
01:24:42,760 --> 01:24:45,840
Speaker 1: you know, these companies that don't pay their people enough

1805
01:24:45,960 --> 01:24:48,920
Speaker 1: to get benefits and things like that, because we end

1806
01:24:49,040 --> 01:24:52,160
Speaker 1: up paying for that people who are on food stamps

1807
01:24:52,240 --> 01:24:55,559
Speaker 1: and things. So he's talking about, hey, these companies should

1808
01:24:55,560 --> 01:24:56,320
Speaker 1: pay people more.

1809
01:24:56,760 --> 01:25:00,240
Speaker 2: So he's absolutely correct about that. I agree with that.

1810
01:25:00,439 --> 01:25:02,519
Speaker 5: I think I think companies should pay more. I think

1811
01:25:02,560 --> 01:25:04,519
Speaker 5: everybody should be able to make a living wage. And

1812
01:25:04,760 --> 01:25:07,080
Speaker 5: you guys to say, I looked, and okay, what do

1813
01:25:07,160 --> 01:25:09,200
Speaker 5: we want us to say? So you're telling me you

1814
01:25:09,320 --> 01:25:10,040
Speaker 5: buy one item.

1815
01:25:10,120 --> 01:25:13,839
Speaker 17: You say, you get a nice steaming faheatable from a restaurant.

1816
01:25:14,040 --> 01:25:16,800
Speaker 17: It's forty dollars. You mean to tell me you order

1817
01:25:16,840 --> 01:25:18,800
Speaker 17: that one item and it's getting delivered to your house.

1818
01:25:18,840 --> 01:25:21,360
Speaker 17: You mean to tell me you're gonna give what a

1819
01:25:21,479 --> 01:25:25,000
Speaker 17: twenty percent? That's a terrible example. I am not ordering

1820
01:25:25,040 --> 01:25:26,600
Speaker 17: no forty dollars for eatable.

1821
01:25:26,320 --> 01:25:28,519
Speaker 2: And I'm about this. This is gonna be a really

1822
01:25:28,560 --> 01:25:30,280
Speaker 2: good You're faeatable.

1823
01:25:31,280 --> 01:25:33,800
Speaker 1: Is a driver because they got it has nothing to

1824
01:25:33,880 --> 01:25:34,920
Speaker 1: do with the price of the restaurant.

1825
01:25:35,280 --> 01:25:41,240
Speaker 3: Yes, the car show on one hundred MS.

1826
01:25:43,320 --> 01:25:46,639
Speaker 9: It's not every day you hear him complain about something.

1827
01:25:47,680 --> 01:25:54,320
Speaker 1: Wait, yes it is car on one hundred point seven doublemms.

1828
01:26:28,600 --> 01:26:33,519
Speaker 1: You speak any Cree. No, this is a Kree artist.

1829
01:26:33,640 --> 01:26:38,240
Speaker 1: She's Canadian Indigenous. Her name is Babe Buckskin and she

1830
01:26:38,320 --> 01:26:42,240
Speaker 1: did a part Kree, part English version of the Immigrants

1831
01:26:42,280 --> 01:26:51,280
Speaker 1: song from led Zeppelin. I mean she definitely takes her

1832
01:26:51,360 --> 01:26:54,680
Speaker 1: liberties with it. That's okay, it's cute. I love what

1833
01:26:54,800 --> 01:26:59,560
Speaker 1: she's doing there. Where is their gear plugged in? They're

1834
01:26:59,600 --> 01:27:02,479
Speaker 1: out in the middle of a they're at the base

1835
01:27:02,560 --> 01:27:03,200
Speaker 1: of a mountain.

1836
01:27:03,360 --> 01:27:04,080
Speaker 2: They're out in the.

1837
01:27:06,360 --> 01:27:09,559
Speaker 1: In the Canadian countryside, and they've got all their amps

1838
01:27:09,600 --> 01:27:12,400
Speaker 1: and stuff and she's using a wired mic.

1839
01:27:12,640 --> 01:27:16,519
Speaker 2: Maybe they have like a big power generator. I mean,

1840
01:27:16,600 --> 01:27:18,680
Speaker 2: I I don't hate it at all.

1841
01:27:19,080 --> 01:27:19,200
Speaker 9: Now.

1842
01:27:19,520 --> 01:27:21,360
Speaker 2: I kind of dig the fact that it is different,

1843
01:27:21,360 --> 01:27:21,479
Speaker 2: you know.

1844
01:27:21,520 --> 01:27:23,960
Speaker 1: I mean, she didn't go exact for the like here's

1845
01:27:23,960 --> 01:27:26,120
Speaker 1: the way it needs to be arranged musically, like they

1846
01:27:26,240 --> 01:27:26,759
Speaker 1: mis theirs.

1847
01:27:27,280 --> 01:27:27,920
Speaker 2: It's kind of cool.

1848
01:27:28,960 --> 01:27:31,479
Speaker 1: She goes by bb Buckskin, but her given name was

1849
01:27:31,680 --> 01:27:32,920
Speaker 1: Danny Ghostkeeper.

1850
01:27:33,240 --> 01:27:36,680
Speaker 2: I love those indigenous names. Man Danny Ghostkeeper.

1851
01:27:36,760 --> 01:27:41,240
Speaker 1: Why not use that? She grew up in Northern Alberta,

1852
01:27:41,320 --> 01:27:44,519
Speaker 1: Canada and she's a pop rock artist.

1853
01:27:44,560 --> 01:27:49,080
Speaker 2: Stuff there. I don't mind that at all. That's good,

1854
01:27:49,280 --> 01:27:51,040
Speaker 2: not at all pretty good.

1855
01:27:52,080 --> 01:27:55,240
Speaker 1: Bb Buckskin, she's over there on if you follow her

1856
01:27:55,280 --> 01:27:57,679
Speaker 1: on Instagram, she's bebe Underscore Buckskin.

1857
01:27:58,800 --> 01:28:02,320
Speaker 2: Wasn't that your your nickname, BB Buckskin?

1858
01:28:02,439 --> 01:28:02,559
Speaker 7: Oh?

1859
01:28:02,600 --> 01:28:06,120
Speaker 1: No, that was that was Cec Lambskin, right, yeah, back

1860
01:28:06,200 --> 01:28:09,800
Speaker 1: in my condom days, yes, yes, I'm sorry that It's okay.

1861
01:28:09,920 --> 01:28:16,600
Speaker 1: Ever since my vasectomy, I dropped Cecie Lambskin. All right. Now,

1862
01:28:16,600 --> 01:28:18,880
Speaker 1: I'm a latex man. I didn't like those lamb you know,

1863
01:28:18,920 --> 01:28:20,960
Speaker 1: I'm a latex allergy anything like that. I understand what

1864
01:28:21,000 --> 01:28:24,200
Speaker 1: the Lambskin condoms are for, but I didn't have anything.

1865
01:28:24,080 --> 01:28:26,880
Speaker 2: Like that on the lamb skin.

1866
01:28:27,000 --> 01:28:31,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is it the same vibe, Like, not exactly.

1867
01:28:31,720 --> 01:28:33,600
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess if you're wearing condoms. I mean,

1868
01:28:33,680 --> 01:28:35,320
Speaker 1: for all the guys that complain and can't feel anything,

1869
01:28:35,320 --> 01:28:38,599
Speaker 1: it doesn't really matter. Of course, back in the day,

1870
01:28:38,760 --> 01:28:42,840
Speaker 1: I mean, I I hate to focus on my advanced age,

1871
01:28:42,920 --> 01:28:45,160
Speaker 1: but I used to use a wine skin back in

1872
01:28:45,200 --> 01:28:51,200
Speaker 1: the day, rob wine skin, No Cec lambskin was not.

1873
01:28:53,439 --> 01:28:56,600
Speaker 1: I stopped using that quite some time. I mean, I

1874
01:28:56,680 --> 01:28:58,800
Speaker 1: do have a number of other aliases, you know, I'll

1875
01:28:58,840 --> 01:29:01,160
Speaker 1: throw these out at people all the time, And there's

1876
01:29:01,200 --> 01:29:04,280
Speaker 1: certainly anybody one of our customers who might hear one

1877
01:29:04,280 --> 01:29:06,479
Speaker 1: of my aliases, because I'll use these when I travel.

1878
01:29:06,960 --> 01:29:08,439
Speaker 1: If I don't want to stay in a hotel or

1879
01:29:08,479 --> 01:29:10,640
Speaker 1: my own under my own name, I'll go to one

1880
01:29:10,680 --> 01:29:11,440
Speaker 1: of my aliases.

1881
01:29:11,840 --> 01:29:18,840
Speaker 2: I'll check in, take two, are we rolling?

1882
01:29:20,280 --> 01:29:22,280
Speaker 1: I think so, I'll check in this is this isn't

1883
01:29:22,320 --> 01:29:25,479
Speaker 1: live right, and these microphones on in three two one

1884
01:29:25,880 --> 01:29:28,599
Speaker 1: go so rob. If I don't want to check into

1885
01:29:28,640 --> 01:29:31,200
Speaker 1: a hotel under my own name, I have a whole

1886
01:29:31,240 --> 01:29:34,240
Speaker 1: bunch of other names that I can use, like I'll use.

1887
01:29:34,479 --> 01:29:40,240
Speaker 2: Skip intro or link in bio.

1888
01:29:42,760 --> 01:29:43,240
Speaker 7: Like that one.

1889
01:29:43,360 --> 01:29:48,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, Hi, I'm in room for twenty four. I'm Mario Speedwagon.

1890
01:29:49,360 --> 01:29:54,800
Speaker 1: Oh right this way, mister Speedwagon. I'm not Cargoon. Yes,

1891
01:29:55,280 --> 01:29:59,760
Speaker 1: I'm doctor Dudley Saturday at your service. Now, they never

1892
01:30:00,080 --> 01:30:03,120
Speaker 1: asked to see any kind of doctor it, so you

1893
01:30:03,160 --> 01:30:05,479
Speaker 1: can tell them. Just throw doctor on the front of

1894
01:30:05,560 --> 01:30:08,160
Speaker 1: your name, even if you're staying somewhere under your own

1895
01:30:08,240 --> 01:30:10,719
Speaker 1: name of course I never am. I'm always Rod tourniquet

1896
01:30:10,880 --> 01:30:14,760
Speaker 1: or Max payload or Florian casserole or Clumpy fromage or

1897
01:30:14,800 --> 01:30:17,360
Speaker 1: one of those. Right, you throw doctor on the front.

1898
01:30:18,439 --> 01:30:20,720
Speaker 1: I don't know that they would treat you any differently.

1899
01:30:21,840 --> 01:30:26,680
Speaker 1: We do have a long running viilent strain in this

1900
01:30:26,800 --> 01:30:30,120
Speaker 1: country of anti intellectualism. So there's a chance somebody might

1901
01:30:30,200 --> 01:30:34,080
Speaker 1: treat you worse if they think you're a doctor. True,

1902
01:30:34,360 --> 01:30:37,559
Speaker 1: but it's worth throwing in there because they might give

1903
01:30:37,560 --> 01:30:41,080
Speaker 1: you an arched eyebrow. They'll go, is your name really

1904
01:30:41,160 --> 01:30:46,680
Speaker 1: Defaulty Rubbers yet? No, I'm doctor Defaulty Rubbers. Hey, what

1905
01:30:46,800 --> 01:30:49,840
Speaker 1: kind of name is that? I go, It's Cree, It's

1906
01:30:50,000 --> 01:30:52,560
Speaker 1: Canadian Cree. And you're not saying what you're a doctor of?

1907
01:30:53,000 --> 01:30:53,880
Speaker 1: That's right, you know what I mean.

1908
01:30:53,920 --> 01:30:56,439
Speaker 10: So it's people are gonna assume, oh, MD, But no,

1909
01:30:56,640 --> 01:30:59,960
Speaker 10: maybe you just have a doctor it's of something. Yeah,

1910
01:31:00,320 --> 01:31:04,719
Speaker 10: you know you're a doctor of words that Rob doesn't understand.

1911
01:31:05,280 --> 01:31:09,160
Speaker 2: That's right. See, well there's a lot of things you wonder.

1912
01:31:09,240 --> 01:31:14,240
Speaker 1: I mean, PhD literally means doctor of philosophy, right, so

1913
01:31:14,920 --> 01:31:17,719
Speaker 1: you can go, I'm a PhD. I've got a pH

1914
01:31:17,840 --> 01:31:22,599
Speaker 1: d in entomology for instance, that's of course the study

1915
01:31:22,640 --> 01:31:23,280
Speaker 1: of pastries.

1916
01:31:23,960 --> 01:31:31,439
Speaker 2: M you're a doctor of whatever. I don't know.

1917
01:31:32,280 --> 01:31:34,760
Speaker 1: I say, I'm Harold Palladium. It's one of the other

1918
01:31:34,880 --> 01:31:42,120
Speaker 1: names I'll use. Benton Krem you throw a doctor on

1919
01:31:42,200 --> 01:31:46,519
Speaker 1: the front and it's fun. Of course, that's fantastic, all

1920
01:31:46,560 --> 01:31:48,800
Speaker 1: of them. Yeah, well, I don't like to over use them.

1921
01:31:49,160 --> 01:31:52,320
Speaker 1: There's a couple that have been underused. I haven't used

1922
01:31:52,400 --> 01:31:57,400
Speaker 1: pune Hairdswith in a while. I'm a fan of that one,

1923
01:31:57,479 --> 01:32:02,599
Speaker 1: or Tux Flamingo. You know people haha, Richard Cox, that's

1924
01:32:02,680 --> 01:32:04,680
Speaker 1: my uncle. By the way, did I mention like my

1925
01:32:04,800 --> 01:32:07,960
Speaker 1: uncle died and nobody knew? Like we got a we

1926
01:32:08,080 --> 01:32:11,920
Speaker 1: got a in my sibling group chat. Yeah, in my

1927
01:32:12,040 --> 01:32:17,280
Speaker 1: sibling group chat, my brother goes when we found out

1928
01:32:17,280 --> 01:32:18,080
Speaker 1: that my uncle died.

1929
01:32:18,120 --> 01:32:20,000
Speaker 2: Did I talk about all this where my only uncle died?

1930
01:32:20,000 --> 01:32:22,799
Speaker 1: I remember what I talked about, So my mom's only

1931
01:32:22,920 --> 01:32:28,560
Speaker 1: we found out that my mom's only brother died, like

1932
01:32:29,479 --> 01:32:30,240
Speaker 1: before Christmas.

1933
01:32:31,160 --> 01:32:33,240
Speaker 2: Now we hadn't seen. I hadn't seen when.

1934
01:32:33,120 --> 01:32:36,080
Speaker 1: We grew up with him, Like I was probably his

1935
01:32:36,240 --> 01:32:39,519
Speaker 1: favorite nephew at the time. My sister hadn't even been

1936
01:32:39,560 --> 01:32:41,479
Speaker 1: born yet. But it was my We only knew my

1937
01:32:41,520 --> 01:32:43,360
Speaker 1: mom's side of the family, and it was just my

1938
01:32:43,439 --> 01:32:45,680
Speaker 1: mom and her brother and they were mostly estranged for

1939
01:32:45,800 --> 01:32:46,800
Speaker 1: most of their adult lives.

1940
01:32:47,240 --> 01:32:49,800
Speaker 2: But we would see him, you know, when we were kids.

1941
01:32:49,840 --> 01:32:51,320
Speaker 1: And we didn't see him for a long long time,

1942
01:32:51,439 --> 01:32:53,120
Speaker 1: like he lived with my grandma till he was like

1943
01:32:53,240 --> 01:32:56,320
Speaker 1: forty two, and then he like peaced out. So that

1944
01:32:56,400 --> 01:33:00,439
Speaker 1: didn't help the familial relations with my mom and him. Anyway,

1945
01:33:01,040 --> 01:33:04,640
Speaker 1: I flash forward. I didn't hadn't seen him until he

1946
01:33:04,760 --> 01:33:09,160
Speaker 1: shows up at my grandmother's funeral ten years ago almost

1947
01:33:09,880 --> 01:33:11,600
Speaker 1: and he was so out of it, like I had to.

1948
01:33:11,760 --> 01:33:15,719
Speaker 1: I introduced myself self to him. He was like telling

1949
01:33:15,760 --> 01:33:18,160
Speaker 1: me who he was. I go, uncle Bob, it's allan,

1950
01:33:18,880 --> 01:33:20,040
Speaker 1: I'm a grown ass man now.

1951
01:33:20,160 --> 01:33:21,400
Speaker 2: Whatever. Well we did we.

1952
01:33:21,720 --> 01:33:24,559
Speaker 1: Because he had no connection any of us. He died

1953
01:33:24,960 --> 01:33:26,280
Speaker 1: and we didn't know. And I don't know how my

1954
01:33:26,320 --> 01:33:28,040
Speaker 1: brother found if my brother must have been looking around

1955
01:33:28,080 --> 01:33:30,680
Speaker 1: or maybe he got curious and found his obituary. And

1956
01:33:30,760 --> 01:33:33,040
Speaker 1: then on top of this, they go, oh, and one

1957
01:33:33,080 --> 01:33:36,760
Speaker 1: of Dad's brothers died too. So yeah, because we really

1958
01:33:36,760 --> 01:33:38,200
Speaker 1: didn't know my dad's side of the family, and it

1959
01:33:38,320 --> 01:33:40,400
Speaker 1: was like and there was a photo and an obituary,

1960
01:33:40,479 --> 01:33:43,040
Speaker 1: and it's like, you know, I'm so because it's happened

1961
01:33:43,040 --> 01:33:45,280
Speaker 1: a couple of times with me with friends where I

1962
01:33:45,320 --> 01:33:47,760
Speaker 1: didn't find out that they died until like a year later,

1963
01:33:48,000 --> 01:33:49,960
Speaker 1: and so I'm like so triggered by that now and

1964
01:33:50,080 --> 01:33:54,280
Speaker 1: it happens, and I'm just so so crestfallen and upset

1965
01:33:54,320 --> 01:33:56,240
Speaker 1: when those things happened. But I was like so weird,

1966
01:33:57,720 --> 01:34:01,120
Speaker 1: so weird. How long had had he been gone? Did

1967
01:34:01,160 --> 01:34:03,800
Speaker 1: you say I missed that my uncle? Yeah, from we

1968
01:34:03,960 --> 01:34:06,000
Speaker 1: found out for Christmas? And you found out when like

1969
01:34:06,080 --> 01:34:08,720
Speaker 1: his birthday was on Christmas Day when we would go

1970
01:34:08,760 --> 01:34:11,160
Speaker 1: to my grandma's for Christmas every year, we'd have a

1971
01:34:11,280 --> 01:34:13,840
Speaker 1: cake on Christmas. You talking about getting screwed because your

1972
01:34:13,840 --> 01:34:17,040
Speaker 1: birthday's on Christmas. I'm sure that's how we felt. We

1973
01:34:17,160 --> 01:34:18,920
Speaker 1: used to have a cake for him as part of

1974
01:34:18,960 --> 01:34:21,920
Speaker 1: our Christmas festivities for my uncle. And he was four

1975
01:34:22,040 --> 01:34:24,640
Speaker 1: years older than my mom or something like that. So

1976
01:34:24,760 --> 01:34:29,040
Speaker 1: he died like eighty oh you know, yeah, he died

1977
01:34:29,080 --> 01:34:31,000
Speaker 1: right before Christmas this past Christmas.

1978
01:34:31,240 --> 01:34:33,599
Speaker 2: None of us knew because we hadn't had any contact

1979
01:34:33,640 --> 01:34:35,840
Speaker 2: with him. Now, how does your mom take something like that?

1980
01:34:36,240 --> 01:34:37,200
Speaker 2: I asked my brother.

1981
01:34:37,320 --> 01:34:40,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, so you told mom. I'm like, did Mom

1982
01:34:40,080 --> 01:34:41,479
Speaker 1: send this to you? He goes, no, No, I had

1983
01:34:41,520 --> 01:34:44,879
Speaker 1: to tell her Jesus. And I'm like, I can't imagine

1984
01:34:45,000 --> 01:34:48,040
Speaker 1: other than just kind of being wistful about whatever your

1985
01:34:49,120 --> 01:34:52,519
Speaker 1: lost relationship was with her only sibling. I'm like, I

1986
01:34:52,560 --> 01:34:57,040
Speaker 1: can't imagine she was that like like broken by it.

1987
01:34:57,240 --> 01:34:59,639
Speaker 1: You know, she was probably just really bummed out. Yeah,

1988
01:35:00,439 --> 01:35:03,280
Speaker 1: and it would be weird she had no connection with

1989
01:35:03,360 --> 01:35:06,280
Speaker 1: him whatsoever, you know, in like the last twenty five years,

1990
01:35:07,000 --> 01:35:09,200
Speaker 1: and then to find that in like the obituary, Like

1991
01:35:09,280 --> 01:35:11,160
Speaker 1: I don't know if my brother ran across it.

1992
01:35:11,240 --> 01:35:13,599
Speaker 2: I don't know what the hell, but it was so strange.

1993
01:35:16,600 --> 01:35:20,320
Speaker 1: And so, you know, you find out that people, you know,

1994
01:35:20,600 --> 01:35:24,960
Speaker 1: when I have to finally rob kill doctor Barnabas Tahoe,

1995
01:35:26,840 --> 01:35:27,679
Speaker 1: that's gonna be tough.

1996
01:35:29,560 --> 01:35:29,800
Speaker 2: Alan.

1997
01:35:29,880 --> 01:35:33,240
Speaker 1: My alias is Shlomo Defrigerator. Now see, I like that.

1998
01:35:35,360 --> 01:35:39,759
Speaker 1: I would that's a good one. I mean Shlomo. You know, again,

1999
01:35:39,840 --> 01:35:44,000
Speaker 1: you might run into some issues with that, but I

2000
01:35:44,240 --> 01:35:47,120
Speaker 1: like it. I think anytime you can make up a

2001
01:35:47,280 --> 01:35:50,840
Speaker 1: name and use it in a mixed company, it's great.

2002
01:35:51,920 --> 01:35:53,519
Speaker 1: That is, and it sounds like a humble brige. But

2003
01:35:53,520 --> 01:35:55,840
Speaker 1: it's really not, because I'm very fortunate to have been

2004
01:35:55,880 --> 01:35:58,600
Speaker 1: successful in Northeast Ohio. But that is a bit of

2005
01:35:58,640 --> 01:36:01,200
Speaker 1: a downside when people know who you are, because you

2006
01:36:01,240 --> 01:36:03,439
Speaker 1: can't play around with them, right, Not everybody knows who

2007
01:36:03,479 --> 01:36:05,400
Speaker 1: I am, and so you can kind of gauge that.

2008
01:36:05,600 --> 01:36:07,479
Speaker 1: I'm sure this happens to you too. You can kind

2009
01:36:07,520 --> 01:36:10,240
Speaker 1: of gauge that, and then you can tell them they go, oh,

2010
01:36:10,280 --> 01:36:11,479
Speaker 1: what do you do for a living? You can just

2011
01:36:11,560 --> 01:36:15,040
Speaker 1: make up something insane. That's fun. You're meeting people and

2012
01:36:15,080 --> 01:36:16,040
Speaker 1: they have no idea who you are.

2013
01:36:16,240 --> 01:36:17,080
Speaker 2: That's the best.

2014
01:36:17,880 --> 01:36:20,000
Speaker 10: My favorite is when when they ask and they clearly

2015
01:36:20,160 --> 01:36:22,519
Speaker 10: know you know what I mean, like you're you're in

2016
01:36:22,600 --> 01:36:23,120
Speaker 10: a situation.

2017
01:36:23,600 --> 01:36:26,880
Speaker 2: I was at a event for my daughter's lacrosse team

2018
01:36:27,520 --> 01:36:28,560
Speaker 2: and one of the parents, oh, what do you do

2019
01:36:28,640 --> 01:36:28,960
Speaker 2: for a living?

2020
01:36:29,040 --> 01:36:32,519
Speaker 1: I'm like, dude, but you knew that?

2021
01:36:32,600 --> 01:36:33,000
Speaker 2: They knew?

2022
01:36:33,160 --> 01:36:35,000
Speaker 10: Yeah, how did you know they knew? Because they're in

2023
01:36:35,240 --> 01:36:38,439
Speaker 10: like a circle of people that Okay, so do you

2024
01:36:38,479 --> 01:36:38,960
Speaker 10: play along?

2025
01:36:39,800 --> 01:36:39,960
Speaker 1: Yeah?

2026
01:36:40,560 --> 01:36:43,559
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I work in radio. Oh really, where

2027
01:36:43,560 --> 01:36:45,560
Speaker 2: do you work work at? WMMS?

2028
01:36:45,880 --> 01:36:46,000
Speaker 11: Oh?

2029
01:36:46,040 --> 01:36:46,760
Speaker 2: Are you on the air?

2030
01:36:47,400 --> 01:36:48,000
Speaker 1: I am now?

2031
01:36:48,280 --> 01:36:50,760
Speaker 10: Yeah, oh are you on the morning show. No, no,

2032
01:36:51,000 --> 01:36:53,320
Speaker 10: I'm on in the afternoon. Oh yeah, I listen all

2033
01:36:53,320 --> 01:36:55,880
Speaker 10: the time. Okay, yeah, I'm robbing. Oh geez, that's great.

2034
01:36:56,360 --> 01:36:57,920
Speaker 10: It's like fifteen questions to get to you.

2035
01:36:58,280 --> 01:36:59,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you have said, like, I don't have a

2036
01:37:00,600 --> 01:37:02,360
Speaker 1: you have like such a distinct device. I would think

2037
01:37:02,400 --> 01:37:04,519
Speaker 1: that they would know immediately what you're talking about.

2038
01:37:04,800 --> 01:37:07,120
Speaker 2: Over and I just started going on his wife's neck

2039
01:37:07,520 --> 01:37:08,960
Speaker 2: and then it worked out. You may know me as

2040
01:37:08,960 --> 01:37:12,400
Speaker 2: the clip rattler. But all right, Oh I didn't know

2041
01:37:12,439 --> 01:37:15,960
Speaker 2: you was rob I only knew, right.

2042
01:37:16,320 --> 01:37:19,879
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it's like meeting a porn star. They recognize

2043
01:37:19,880 --> 01:37:22,080
Speaker 1: you with your clothes on. I'm sorry. Yeah, I've only

2044
01:37:22,120 --> 01:37:23,240
Speaker 1: seen the back of your bad.

2045
01:37:26,040 --> 01:37:26,240
Speaker 12: Dad.

2046
01:37:26,360 --> 01:37:27,080
Speaker 1: Is your Alan?

2047
01:37:27,120 --> 01:37:29,760
Speaker 2: Does your dad still contacts you? He does not.

2048
01:37:30,360 --> 01:37:32,320
Speaker 1: That hasn't happened a long time, usually because my alexis

2049
01:37:32,320 --> 01:37:35,320
Speaker 1: are unplugged and that was our only form of communication.

2050
01:37:34,960 --> 01:37:39,520
Speaker 3: For this is your further speaking from New elect.

2051
01:37:40,600 --> 01:37:42,560
Speaker 10: Nope, I'd plug it in once in a while just

2052
01:37:42,600 --> 01:37:44,479
Speaker 10: to check in. I mean that'd be nice, right, I mean,

2053
01:37:44,520 --> 01:37:45,599
Speaker 10: I keep it unplugged.

2054
01:37:45,640 --> 01:37:48,560
Speaker 1: But I unplugged it in the first place because the

2055
01:37:48,560 --> 01:37:50,880
Speaker 1: goddamn thing would reboot at like three in the morning,

2056
01:37:50,920 --> 01:37:55,680
Speaker 1: and Alexa would start talking like, I'm like crapping my

2057
01:37:55,840 --> 01:37:58,639
Speaker 1: bed because this thing in the middle of the night,

2058
01:37:59,120 --> 01:38:02,240
Speaker 1: which is like not far out of you know, the bedroom,

2059
01:38:02,680 --> 01:38:05,920
Speaker 1: in another room, and it's like, bang, I don't know what.

2060
01:38:06,000 --> 01:38:09,200
Speaker 1: I'm like, what is happening around here? So I just

2061
01:38:09,320 --> 01:38:10,280
Speaker 1: hard unplugged it.

2062
01:38:10,479 --> 01:38:12,719
Speaker 10: That happened to me the other day, just out of nowhere,

2063
01:38:12,920 --> 01:38:15,479
Speaker 10: because we play rain sounds at night just kind of

2064
01:38:15,560 --> 01:38:18,920
Speaker 10: help us sleep. Oh, keep the house nice and seren

2065
01:38:20,439 --> 01:38:25,439
Speaker 10: and uh out of nowhere loud. I'm like, oh yeah,

2066
01:38:25,760 --> 01:38:27,760
Speaker 10: just jump up. Scares the hell out of you.

2067
01:38:27,960 --> 01:38:29,639
Speaker 1: See what Rob doesn't want to tell you, and I'll

2068
01:38:29,640 --> 01:38:32,560
Speaker 1: tell you because I'm candid with you. The reason that

2069
01:38:32,640 --> 01:38:35,160
Speaker 1: we probably both use rain sounds is it because the

2070
01:38:35,240 --> 01:38:37,720
Speaker 1: sound is so similar to applause and we need that

2071
01:38:38,000 --> 01:38:41,639
Speaker 1: all the time. Nothing will make me fall asleep faster

2072
01:38:41,840 --> 01:38:45,800
Speaker 1: than the sound of I mean rain, rain is what

2073
01:38:46,080 --> 01:38:50,320
Speaker 1: not applause. It sounds like, oh the soothing, soothing sounds

2074
01:38:52,040 --> 01:38:55,519
Speaker 1: of rain slash applause. It's not my fault, but they

2075
01:38:55,560 --> 01:39:02,040
Speaker 1: sound so similar. Alan My birthday is December twenty fourth,

2076
01:39:02,120 --> 01:39:08,400
Speaker 1: and yes it sucks, okay, well, probably probably less than

2077
01:39:08,439 --> 01:39:09,720
Speaker 1: December twenty fifth.

2078
01:39:12,080 --> 01:39:13,559
Speaker 2: Hi, Allen and Rob.

2079
01:39:14,560 --> 01:39:18,560
Speaker 11: It's another mic from Parma calling, is everyone excited for

2080
01:39:18,760 --> 01:39:22,680
Speaker 11: the Barreled Baress Manilo show, which is Thursday night at

2081
01:39:22,720 --> 01:39:27,000
Speaker 11: the No Mo Romo Pio. Like Allan Cox, my first

2082
01:39:27,120 --> 01:39:31,360
Speaker 11: concert was Barreled and or Baris Manilo at Blossom back

2083
01:39:31,400 --> 01:39:35,479
Speaker 11: in the nineties. Unfortunately I cannot make it. It is

2084
01:39:35,600 --> 01:39:39,120
Speaker 11: my bowling night. Can you hit the post on my karaoke?

2085
01:39:39,280 --> 01:39:42,520
Speaker 11: Go to copa Cabana love me jez.

2086
01:39:43,439 --> 01:39:47,240
Speaker 1: Isn't it? It was like, yeah, thank you, Mike, I

2087
01:39:47,320 --> 01:39:49,280
Speaker 1: forgot Barreled Manilow is tomorrow night.

2088
01:39:49,640 --> 01:39:49,840
Speaker 2: Yeah.

2089
01:39:49,920 --> 01:39:52,200
Speaker 1: There I I've had a brief conversation with my mom

2090
01:39:52,200 --> 01:39:54,920
Speaker 1: about her coming to Cleveland because it's the farewell tour

2091
01:39:55,800 --> 01:39:59,560
Speaker 1: tomorrow night. So we're at the Rocket Arena. It is

2092
01:39:59,600 --> 01:40:03,960
Speaker 1: the last time Barry Manilow will play in Cleveland. Barreled, Yeah,

2093
01:40:04,960 --> 01:40:13,519
Speaker 1: Bana Buzle and what wait? Yeah, what a week post

2094
01:40:13,640 --> 01:40:18,160
Speaker 1: that was? I'm sorry, Mike, Oh god, what a twenty

2095
01:40:18,200 --> 01:40:25,759
Speaker 1: four seconds? Redo? It a five hundred points of a babble?

2096
01:40:26,680 --> 01:40:31,040
Speaker 1: Got some tickets for Barreled Manilo. That's the full lay

2097
01:40:31,160 --> 01:40:35,800
Speaker 1: of this guy's real lame is Globo defrigerator, come on

2098
01:40:35,880 --> 01:40:39,320
Speaker 1: his farewell tour. Good time Barry, It's about about the

2099
01:40:39,479 --> 01:40:40,160
Speaker 1: rocking the riddle.

2100
01:40:41,000 --> 01:40:42,000
Speaker 2: Take it's still available.

2101
01:40:42,400 --> 01:40:45,559
Speaker 1: Just kid this sold out new song here called Copa

2102
01:40:45,720 --> 01:40:47,000
Speaker 1: Come the.

2103
01:40:47,000 --> 01:40:54,360
Speaker 2: Bustle those all right, secondary music. That's really good.

2104
01:40:55,680 --> 01:40:59,800
Speaker 10: Pause sing person sing left it right in there, man,

2105
01:41:00,400 --> 01:41:02,680
Speaker 10: how about some rain for a barreled man? Lah, there

2106
01:41:02,720 --> 01:41:08,759
Speaker 10: you go, Let it all rain down, Copa Cabana Again.

2107
01:41:08,920 --> 01:41:11,040
Speaker 10: That's the stuff I grew up listening to. I'm the

2108
01:41:11,240 --> 01:41:18,559
Speaker 10: Buzzard Burial Tomorrow, and I don't know why I was. Again,

2109
01:41:18,600 --> 01:41:20,559
Speaker 10: it's not really on my radar, So thank you Mike

2110
01:41:20,600 --> 01:41:23,120
Speaker 10: for reminding me of that. But there had been a

2111
01:41:23,160 --> 01:41:26,599
Speaker 10: brief conversation with my mom some months ago about, hey,

2112
01:41:26,640 --> 01:41:28,799
Speaker 10: do you think that you'd want to come to Cleveland

2113
01:41:28,880 --> 01:41:30,559
Speaker 10: to see the Barrier. Now I could have just as

2114
01:41:30,600 --> 01:41:33,519
Speaker 10: easily taken her to the Chicago stop, but I thought, oh, well,

2115
01:41:33,520 --> 01:41:35,120
Speaker 10: this would be an opportunity for my mom to hang out,

2116
01:41:35,160 --> 01:41:41,960
Speaker 10: she to come to Cleveland, And she politely declined, And

2117
01:41:42,160 --> 01:41:43,240
Speaker 10: so I said, okay.

2118
01:41:43,840 --> 01:41:46,600
Speaker 1: You want to load up on some Worder's originals and

2119
01:41:47,200 --> 01:41:48,519
Speaker 1: walk over after the show tomorrow.

2120
01:41:50,479 --> 01:41:53,920
Speaker 10: No, I don't think so sure. I mean it could

2121
01:41:53,920 --> 01:41:55,920
Speaker 10: be a good way for us to meet people. I

2122
01:41:56,000 --> 01:41:56,639
Speaker 10: wonder if he had.

2123
01:41:56,680 --> 01:41:58,120
Speaker 1: That strikes me as a show where there's not going

2124
01:41:58,160 --> 01:41:59,559
Speaker 1: to be an opener. You know, back in the day,

2125
01:41:59,640 --> 01:42:02,040
Speaker 1: that would be a show where the opener was a comedian, right,

2126
01:42:02,320 --> 01:42:04,360
Speaker 1: all those guys that have been around for one hundred years,

2127
01:42:04,439 --> 01:42:07,879
Speaker 1: Bill Marjorie Seinfeld and all those guys, that generation of comedians,

2128
01:42:07,960 --> 01:42:11,280
Speaker 1: Jay Leno. You know, those were the gigs like when

2129
01:42:11,320 --> 01:42:15,760
Speaker 1: you really started getting some notice, you'd be opening for

2130
01:42:15,960 --> 01:42:19,479
Speaker 1: musical acts, so you do arenas, and they were terrible

2131
01:42:19,560 --> 01:42:21,800
Speaker 1: gigs for the comedians because you know, it's just like

2132
01:42:21,920 --> 01:42:24,360
Speaker 1: a band that opens. People didn't come for you unless

2133
01:42:24,720 --> 01:42:28,080
Speaker 1: they're me. And sometimes I'll come for the opener, ladies

2134
01:42:28,120 --> 01:42:31,280
Speaker 1: and gentlemen. Rich little, yeah, rich little in front of

2135
01:42:31,360 --> 01:42:33,240
Speaker 1: like Diana Ross or something, you know what I mean.

2136
01:42:33,880 --> 01:42:35,559
Speaker 1: When I've had Bill Marram before, he's like, oh yeah,

2137
01:42:35,560 --> 01:42:38,680
Speaker 1: it's open for Patty LaBelle. Nobody cared. You know, you

2138
01:42:38,760 --> 01:42:43,160
Speaker 1: got ten minutes in front and so. But Barry Manlow

2139
01:42:43,160 --> 01:42:45,080
Speaker 1: strikes me as a guy that maybe just doesn't even

2140
01:42:45,160 --> 01:42:48,439
Speaker 1: have an opener, that it's just him. He comes out

2141
01:42:48,840 --> 01:42:53,920
Speaker 1: probably in the round. See, now I'm I'm working myself

2142
01:42:54,000 --> 01:42:56,120
Speaker 1: into walking over there tomorrow night. You think he's in

2143
01:42:56,160 --> 01:42:58,960
Speaker 1: the round, Yeah, I bet he is, really well because

2144
01:42:59,080 --> 01:43:01,920
Speaker 1: I think literally when I saw him as a kid

2145
01:43:02,040 --> 01:43:03,840
Speaker 1: with my mom, he was in the round. Yeah, he's

2146
01:43:03,880 --> 01:43:06,320
Speaker 1: just so goddamn old. Now he got to assume he's

2147
01:43:06,360 --> 01:43:08,479
Speaker 1: not like running around doing stuff. Well he wasn't that.

2148
01:43:08,640 --> 01:43:10,240
Speaker 1: I mean, that's not really the I don't know. He

2149
01:43:10,360 --> 01:43:13,840
Speaker 1: was always quite the showman, and so obviously as a

2150
01:43:13,920 --> 01:43:15,760
Speaker 1: younger man he was probably a bit more spry. He's

2151
01:43:15,800 --> 01:43:19,080
Speaker 1: eighty one now, but I don't know, maybe he's still

2152
01:43:19,120 --> 01:43:24,080
Speaker 1: out there doing stuff. His face is only six, so

2153
01:43:24,240 --> 01:43:28,360
Speaker 1: it's yeah, you know, it's not bad, right, Just the

2154
01:43:28,439 --> 01:43:29,720
Speaker 1: rest of them is where the problem is.

2155
01:43:30,640 --> 01:43:34,280
Speaker 10: We should go over I'm telling you. Pockets full of

2156
01:43:34,360 --> 01:43:38,639
Speaker 10: Worthers buying listeners. Hm, Hi, I'm rob. Have you ever

2157
01:43:38,680 --> 01:43:41,240
Speaker 10: listened to the show. Here's a Worthers please listen?

2158
01:43:41,400 --> 01:43:41,519
Speaker 5: Hi?

2159
01:43:41,640 --> 01:43:44,839
Speaker 1: How are you little Alan Cox show logos on the Worthers?

2160
01:43:45,160 --> 01:43:45,360
Speaker 18: Yes?

2161
01:43:46,040 --> 01:43:50,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well anyway, that's tomorrow night, and then he'll do

2162
01:43:51,000 --> 01:43:52,360
Speaker 1: Grand Rapids.

2163
01:43:51,960 --> 01:43:56,200
Speaker 2: In Vegas and a bunch of other cities. Could work

2164
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Speaker 2: the AARP table.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know what you say that and I

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01:43:59,280 --> 01:44:01,120
Speaker 1: think you're right, that is going to be the bulk

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01:44:01,160 --> 01:44:04,720
Speaker 1: of that audience. But there are younger people because of

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01:44:05,640 --> 01:44:07,880
Speaker 1: their parents or their grandparents, you know, people who have

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01:44:08,040 --> 01:44:13,160
Speaker 1: some nostalgia for that. Our boss, yeah can so he's

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Speaker 1: probably absolutely going to Oh.

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01:44:15,200 --> 01:44:16,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, he'll do.

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01:44:16,800 --> 01:44:19,040
Speaker 1: I think Dougie's into it too. Okay, well, now now

2173
01:44:19,120 --> 01:44:20,720
Speaker 1: you've talked me out of it. And what's their nuts

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01:44:20,720 --> 01:44:22,439
Speaker 1: out there? That called Santa Rachel?

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01:44:22,600 --> 01:44:24,439
Speaker 2: Rachel? You've talked me out of it. Thank you.

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01:44:24,840 --> 01:44:27,599
Speaker 1: I was on the precipice of going, oh, that sounds

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01:44:27,640 --> 01:44:30,840
Speaker 1: like a mildly good idea, and you talked me out

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01:44:30,880 --> 01:44:31,000
Speaker 1: of it.

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Speaker 10: I mean that's that we're not going to be around them,

2180
01:44:34,120 --> 01:44:40,200
Speaker 10: walk around there just macking suck. Yeah, and then we

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01:44:40,280 --> 01:44:44,000
Speaker 10: look wicked young. Oh my god, that's awesome. Yeah, how

2182
01:44:44,040 --> 01:44:44,360
Speaker 10: you doing?

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01:44:45,200 --> 01:44:48,479
Speaker 1: So? How about if I got a funny fix it?

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01:44:48,600 --> 01:44:49,840
Speaker 3: We just hit at me, Gert.

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01:44:50,520 --> 01:44:53,360
Speaker 1: How about if I take it back to my suite,

2186
01:44:54,720 --> 01:44:57,519
Speaker 1: make it sound like we're opening up a bag of pretzels.

2187
01:44:57,680 --> 01:45:00,840
Speaker 1: How about that? How about you and I make the

2188
01:45:00,960 --> 01:45:04,160
Speaker 1: macaroni in a pot. I brought my own astroglide.

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01:45:04,439 --> 01:45:05,040
Speaker 2: How about that you.

2190
01:45:05,080 --> 01:45:07,559
Speaker 1: Would make a woman who's still pretty limber for sixty five.

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01:45:07,640 --> 01:45:10,760
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what Edna. Let mean pop that. Let's

2192
01:45:10,840 --> 01:45:14,120
Speaker 1: work out them new hips. Today's the anniversary of ten

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01:45:14,240 --> 01:45:18,240
Speaker 1: cent beer Night. Oh boy, if you've been in Cleveland

2194
01:45:18,400 --> 01:45:22,880
Speaker 1: for more than five minutes, you're probably hipped to ten

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01:45:22,960 --> 01:45:25,920
Speaker 1: cent beer Night. You know. Sally Clothing Company has a

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01:45:26,000 --> 01:45:27,960
Speaker 1: shirt they've been selling for a long time says ten

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01:45:28,040 --> 01:45:29,960
Speaker 1: cent Beer Night all through the month of June. By

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01:45:30,000 --> 01:45:33,160
Speaker 1: the way, you can use the promo code BBQ if

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01:45:33,200 --> 01:45:35,559
Speaker 1: you want to save twenty percent on your ten cent

2200
01:45:35,840 --> 01:45:37,559
Speaker 1: Beer Night t shirt.

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01:45:37,920 --> 01:45:40,759
Speaker 2: In fact, on their Instagram today.

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01:45:41,439 --> 01:45:43,519
Speaker 1: I haven't seen it, but I would bet anything that

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01:45:43,640 --> 01:45:45,639
Speaker 1: that's the shirt that they're spotlighting is the ten cent

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01:45:45,720 --> 01:45:48,040
Speaker 1: beer Night. And you know, all a lot of old

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01:45:48,120 --> 01:45:51,800
Speaker 1: timers in Northeast Ohio claimed to have been there. A

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01:45:51,880 --> 01:45:54,960
Speaker 1: lot of them probably were. But if you were as

2207
01:45:55,120 --> 01:45:58,439
Speaker 1: hammered as they described on ten cent beers, how would

2208
01:45:58,479 --> 01:45:59,519
Speaker 1: you remember it?

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Speaker 2: The Allen Cox Show on.

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01:46:01,200 --> 01:46:03,599
Speaker 18: One hundred seven w MMS.

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01:46:05,800 --> 01:46:09,880
Speaker 1: He's been called the Waste of Space before, but now

2212
01:46:09,960 --> 01:46:10,639
Speaker 1: it's official.

2213
01:46:11,280 --> 01:46:20,320
Speaker 13: Alan coxm Bill is out, Christie is in Good Afternoon

2214
01:46:20,600 --> 01:46:22,920
Speaker 13: for the Day TV t YE if you want to

2215
01:46:22,920 --> 01:46:24,040
Speaker 13: follow him on social.

2216
01:46:23,840 --> 01:46:25,920
Speaker 1: Media or just you know, peek in and say hi,

2217
01:46:26,200 --> 01:46:26,720
Speaker 1: just stop in.

2218
01:46:26,840 --> 01:46:28,840
Speaker 2: By over his summer sabbatical.

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01:46:29,240 --> 01:46:32,200
Speaker 23: As that crafted fest that you just did the spot for, Yeah,

2220
01:46:32,560 --> 01:46:35,360
Speaker 23: I just looked up that website that looks really cool,

2221
01:46:35,640 --> 01:46:38,959
Speaker 23: and I'll tell you we're just talking the break about Asheville,

2222
01:46:38,960 --> 01:46:44,000
Speaker 23: North Carolina. Yeah, this area is beloved by beer brewers

2223
01:46:44,080 --> 01:46:45,560
Speaker 23: like you go and Traho.

2224
01:46:45,640 --> 01:46:45,840
Speaker 2: Yeah.

2225
01:46:46,240 --> 01:46:48,439
Speaker 23: It's like when I look at this list of who's

2226
01:46:48,479 --> 01:46:50,240
Speaker 23: going to be at this festival, it's like I would

2227
01:46:50,280 --> 01:46:55,599
Speaker 23: put up our beer scene against almost any place.

2228
01:46:55,640 --> 01:46:57,920
Speaker 1: Isn't in Cleveland just top that list of breweries in

2229
01:46:58,000 --> 01:47:01,040
Speaker 1: the country, like the most fourth or as it was, Yeah,

2230
01:47:01,080 --> 01:47:02,680
Speaker 1: because Asheville is way into that too.

2231
01:47:02,880 --> 01:47:05,639
Speaker 23: I felt that, I mean I kind of was into

2232
01:47:05,680 --> 01:47:06,960
Speaker 23: beer and then I kind of left beer, and then

2233
01:47:06,960 --> 01:47:08,360
Speaker 23: we went on this trip to Asheville, which is a

2234
01:47:08,400 --> 01:47:10,679
Speaker 23: big brewery area, and kind of back into beer again.

2235
01:47:11,000 --> 01:47:12,800
Speaker 23: And it also reminds me that when I travel like

2236
01:47:12,840 --> 01:47:15,040
Speaker 23: you to even you go to Chicago, go you know,

2237
01:47:15,560 --> 01:47:18,840
Speaker 23: go to Nashville, go to Chicago, go to Indianapolis, go

2238
01:47:18,920 --> 01:47:23,280
Speaker 23: to Pittsburgh. Food Wise, we are as good, or maybe

2239
01:47:23,320 --> 01:47:25,840
Speaker 23: not as good as New York obviously, but like I'll

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01:47:25,880 --> 01:47:27,800
Speaker 23: go out to dinner a nice restaurant in a town

2241
01:47:27,920 --> 01:47:28,760
Speaker 23: like Nashville or something like.

2242
01:47:29,000 --> 01:47:31,599
Speaker 2: I have better meals back at home all the time.

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01:47:32,720 --> 01:47:34,720
Speaker 1: The time last time we were in La we went

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01:47:34,760 --> 01:47:38,240
Speaker 1: to this place called Bestia, which was this hot. This

2245
01:47:38,439 --> 01:47:41,120
Speaker 1: was probably a year or so ago, and it was

2246
01:47:41,240 --> 01:47:44,000
Speaker 1: this new restaurant. It was in the warehouse. You know,

2247
01:47:44,040 --> 01:47:48,200
Speaker 1: they're trying to get people to live in downtown La. Yeah,

2248
01:47:48,640 --> 01:47:50,320
Speaker 1: And so we went to this place called Bestiea. We

2249
01:47:50,360 --> 01:47:52,760
Speaker 1: got this, got lucky, got this table, and it was

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01:47:52,880 --> 01:47:55,880
Speaker 1: just everybody's talking about this place, and it's like you

2251
01:47:55,960 --> 01:47:58,600
Speaker 1: want to be seen there, and blah blah blah, and

2252
01:47:58,720 --> 01:48:00,479
Speaker 1: we all want. We were a couple ends of ours

2253
01:48:00,479 --> 01:48:03,840
Speaker 1: and we walked out going I've literally had better food

2254
01:48:03,960 --> 01:48:06,600
Speaker 1: in Cleveland, you know, which is no shock, But you

2255
01:48:06,680 --> 01:48:10,280
Speaker 1: figure someplace. It was some some chef that I had

2256
01:48:10,360 --> 01:48:12,479
Speaker 1: never heard of before, but that doesn't mean anything. He'd

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01:48:12,520 --> 01:48:15,760
Speaker 1: come from some other big restaurant, sure, And I was like, boy,

2258
01:48:15,880 --> 01:48:18,280
Speaker 1: did not live up to now. You can't necessarily judge

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01:48:18,280 --> 01:48:20,280
Speaker 1: from one meal might have been it might have been

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01:48:20,320 --> 01:48:22,599
Speaker 1: off that night, whatever, But we were like for as

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01:48:22,640 --> 01:48:25,000
Speaker 1: expensive as it was and as highly regarded it.

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01:48:25,240 --> 01:48:27,640
Speaker 2: I was like, Nope, that was not anything I'd ever

2263
01:48:27,680 --> 01:48:28,080
Speaker 2: go back to.

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Speaker 5: There.

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Speaker 23: There was a time not that long ago, maybe five

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01:48:30,800 --> 01:48:32,280
Speaker 23: years ago, or I always felt like if I wanted

2267
01:48:32,320 --> 01:48:33,840
Speaker 23: to get a really there was There's been you know,

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01:48:34,040 --> 01:48:35,960
Speaker 23: the RockA Whalens of the world and the Michael Simon's

2269
01:48:35,960 --> 01:48:37,800
Speaker 23: of the world, and the Jonathan Sawyers who like you know,

2270
01:48:37,880 --> 01:48:40,960
Speaker 23: the Marquee people, the Mount Rushmore of Cleve has been

2271
01:48:41,000 --> 01:48:43,840
Speaker 23: around a while, but it used to be he had

2272
01:48:43,960 --> 01:48:46,439
Speaker 23: kind of leave town to go get a really special meal,

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01:48:46,560 --> 01:48:50,479
Speaker 23: a really nice good service, good food together, which is

2274
01:48:50,560 --> 01:48:53,880
Speaker 23: sometimes not always always findable.

2275
01:48:54,320 --> 01:48:56,040
Speaker 1: But it's just like I have the.

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01:48:56,040 --> 01:48:59,760
Speaker 23: Best dieting experiences anywhere in the country right here. It's

2277
01:49:00,360 --> 01:49:02,439
Speaker 23: it's sometimes you got to look at it from thirty

2278
01:49:02,439 --> 01:49:05,080
Speaker 23: thousand feet feet and really reappreciate what we have.

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01:49:05,320 --> 01:49:07,880
Speaker 4: Sure, you know, whenever people are visiting, because I used

2280
01:49:07,920 --> 01:49:09,920
Speaker 4: to work, I used to bartch On downtown and be like, oh,

2281
01:49:09,920 --> 01:49:10,680
Speaker 4: what should we do here?

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01:49:11,000 --> 01:49:12,000
Speaker 18: And I'd always find.

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01:49:11,840 --> 01:49:15,519
Speaker 4: Myself listing off really like it was all food and beverage, Like, hey,

2284
01:49:15,560 --> 01:49:17,479
Speaker 4: if you really want to kill her cocktail, go to

2285
01:49:17,680 --> 01:49:19,719
Speaker 4: a B and C if you want this type of food.

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01:49:19,520 --> 01:49:21,120
Speaker 18: And like is there anything else? I'm like, oh, there's

2287
01:49:21,200 --> 01:49:25,240
Speaker 18: museums and stuff, but it's exactly right.

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01:49:26,400 --> 01:49:28,400
Speaker 2: Hey, Tom, Yeah.

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01:49:28,840 --> 01:49:31,880
Speaker 12: It's going on, Tom, not too much, buddy, How are you?

2290
01:49:32,320 --> 01:49:32,639
Speaker 1: I'm good.

2291
01:49:33,479 --> 01:49:34,600
Speaker 17: I like to say hello to.

2292
01:49:34,680 --> 01:49:39,080
Speaker 12: Christy and Mary also right, Hey, I was just calling

2293
01:49:39,200 --> 01:49:44,000
Speaker 12: a Tell Mary. I love Whitney. I absolutely love her.

2294
01:49:44,760 --> 01:49:48,040
Speaker 3: When I do.

2295
01:49:48,280 --> 01:49:51,360
Speaker 12: Man, when Bill was laughing so hard at her, I

2296
01:49:51,680 --> 01:49:54,439
Speaker 12: had to pull my truck over. I would laughing so hard.

2297
01:49:54,840 --> 01:49:56,560
Speaker 4: Well, I don't want you to question your call, and

2298
01:49:56,680 --> 01:49:58,560
Speaker 4: I think so, please be safe when you drive in

2299
01:49:58,600 --> 01:50:00,479
Speaker 4: and always always buckle.

2300
01:50:00,360 --> 01:50:05,240
Speaker 12: Up, always do But I would laughing so hard. My

2301
01:50:05,439 --> 01:50:08,840
Speaker 12: wife loves or hates the show, I should say, and uh,

2302
01:50:09,479 --> 01:50:13,080
Speaker 12: she's never heard you do it, and she should be

2303
01:50:13,200 --> 01:50:14,840
Speaker 12: on her way home. And if you could just bring

2304
01:50:14,920 --> 01:50:17,880
Speaker 12: out a little bit of Brittany tonight before you guys

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01:50:17,920 --> 01:50:18,360
Speaker 12: sign off.

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01:50:19,360 --> 01:50:22,479
Speaker 1: Brittany really makes it move for a lot of these guys, listen,

2307
01:50:22,960 --> 01:50:25,280
Speaker 1: better be careful. I think that it's I don't know,

2308
01:50:25,360 --> 01:50:28,240
Speaker 1: if it calls back something in their past, maybe.

2309
01:50:28,120 --> 01:50:28,960
Speaker 18: Like their first crush.

2310
01:50:29,280 --> 01:50:33,080
Speaker 4: Maybe Britney's woman is of the Fusco you kissed, bring

2311
01:50:33,520 --> 01:50:35,080
Speaker 4: feelings you didn't even know you had.

2312
01:50:35,320 --> 01:50:37,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta be careful. They might like Brittany more

2313
01:50:37,800 --> 01:50:38,320
Speaker 1: than they like you.

2314
01:50:38,640 --> 01:50:40,840
Speaker 4: I've had people like text me or Jammy on Instagram

2315
01:50:40,920 --> 01:50:42,880
Speaker 4: and Twitter like do a full show as Brittany, And

2316
01:50:42,920 --> 01:50:43,919
Speaker 4: I'm like that that would.

2317
01:50:43,680 --> 01:50:45,320
Speaker 2: Be exhausted a long way.

2318
01:50:45,479 --> 01:50:47,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, it would be exhausting for you. Yeah.

2319
01:50:49,280 --> 01:50:52,439
Speaker 12: When when Bill said that he saw that Britney's voice

2320
01:50:52,520 --> 01:50:56,000
Speaker 12: was sexy, I laughed so hard because I think it

2321
01:50:56,120 --> 01:50:59,439
Speaker 12: is because of her. Britney's innocent and uh.

2322
01:51:01,920 --> 01:51:04,920
Speaker 2: People attach their own stuff to Brittany.

2323
01:51:05,280 --> 01:51:05,880
Speaker 12: This is what they do.

2324
01:51:06,240 --> 01:51:09,280
Speaker 2: They really put their own things right.

2325
01:51:09,640 --> 01:51:11,759
Speaker 1: She is an empty vessel which will take the shape

2326
01:51:11,760 --> 01:51:12,920
Speaker 1: of whatever you pour into her.

2327
01:51:15,560 --> 01:51:16,040
Speaker 7: I love it.

2328
01:51:16,720 --> 01:51:19,160
Speaker 1: Well, stay safe out there, Tom, keep it between the ditches,

2329
01:51:19,160 --> 01:51:24,040
Speaker 1: all right, take it time, all right, thank you. There's

2330
01:51:24,439 --> 01:51:29,479
Speaker 1: Tom first time caller and what motivated him to call

2331
01:51:29,600 --> 01:51:30,519
Speaker 1: for the very first.

2332
01:51:30,360 --> 01:51:35,720
Speaker 4: Time when he took his call Virginity. Yeah, that's what

2333
01:51:35,880 --> 01:51:38,080
Speaker 4: happened this show call Virginity.

2334
01:51:38,640 --> 01:51:40,360
Speaker 18: That's a thing it is now.

2335
01:51:41,080 --> 01:51:41,320
Speaker 1: Yeah.

2336
01:51:41,760 --> 01:51:44,680
Speaker 17: I like first time callers. I remember we did a

2337
01:51:44,720 --> 01:51:46,760
Speaker 17: show with nothing but first time callers. That was a

2338
01:51:46,800 --> 01:51:47,240
Speaker 17: while ago.

2339
01:51:47,479 --> 01:51:51,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, we did a first time caller show. Those are

2340
01:51:51,280 --> 01:51:51,759
Speaker 2: good times.

2341
01:51:52,120 --> 01:51:55,920
Speaker 1: Oh boy, Alan, my family is all in the car

2342
01:51:56,080 --> 01:51:58,920
Speaker 1: with me right now. We're heading to the airport to

2343
01:51:59,000 --> 01:52:00,160
Speaker 1: begin a long trip.

2344
01:52:00,439 --> 01:52:04,719
Speaker 2: Let's say, seem inappropriate, like what I don't know, but stuff.

2345
01:52:05,600 --> 01:52:09,040
Speaker 1: No, they said we were gonna make a long trip

2346
01:52:09,120 --> 01:52:12,800
Speaker 1: to Perth, Australia. That's a long trip. That is a

2347
01:52:12,880 --> 01:52:15,360
Speaker 1: long trip plus time.

2348
01:52:16,120 --> 01:52:16,559
Speaker 2: That's right.

2349
01:52:16,800 --> 01:52:19,560
Speaker 18: What's Australians kangaroos?

2350
01:52:20,840 --> 01:52:21,400
Speaker 1: I'm aware?

2351
01:52:21,600 --> 01:52:21,960
Speaker 7: Uh huh.

2352
01:52:22,439 --> 01:52:24,240
Speaker 2: I just want to know, like what makes them go

2353
01:52:24,439 --> 01:52:26,280
Speaker 2: to Perth instead of like Sydney.

2354
01:52:27,720 --> 01:52:28,080
Speaker 1: I don't know.

2355
01:52:28,160 --> 01:52:29,880
Speaker 2: Maybe it was a maybe they've got family and it

2356
01:52:29,960 --> 01:52:30,639
Speaker 2: was a cheaper flight.

2357
01:52:30,720 --> 01:52:35,439
Speaker 1: I don't know. Brisbane, Brisbane they cut. Look out the

2358
01:52:35,520 --> 01:52:37,799
Speaker 1: right side of the plane. You'll see the Grand Canyons,

2359
01:52:41,439 --> 01:52:42,120
Speaker 1: our long.

2360
01:52:42,160 --> 01:52:43,320
Speaker 10: Trip to Perth, Australia.

2361
01:52:45,160 --> 01:52:47,120
Speaker 1: Like your mind, everybody, but you have a lot of

2362
01:52:47,200 --> 01:52:50,479
Speaker 1: choices in the choice of airlines, like to thank you

2363
01:52:50,560 --> 01:52:53,920
Speaker 1: for flying, not Sydney Airlines. So can I get another

2364
01:52:54,000 --> 01:52:59,960
Speaker 1: Lacroix up, sir, Please talk to you, far too old,

2365
01:53:00,400 --> 01:53:04,000
Speaker 1: far too underpaid, find attendant that information, wouldn't you? Can

2366
01:53:04,040 --> 01:53:05,880
Speaker 1: you imagine that she talked to me like that. He's

2367
01:53:05,880 --> 01:53:06,719
Speaker 1: supposed to be the pilot.

2368
01:53:07,520 --> 01:53:10,519
Speaker 2: He's got nineteen hours in front of us. Wait touchdown

2369
01:53:10,560 --> 01:53:10,920
Speaker 2: in Perth.

2370
01:53:11,240 --> 01:53:12,519
Speaker 1: As always, we'd like to thank you for.

2371
01:53:12,560 --> 01:53:14,760
Speaker 3: Not sid me.

2372
01:53:18,320 --> 01:53:19,040
Speaker 2: We're crashing.

2373
01:53:19,439 --> 01:53:21,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry, I h it got away from me there.

2374
01:53:22,240 --> 01:53:22,479
Speaker 13: You know what.

2375
01:53:22,760 --> 01:53:24,760
Speaker 2: I was more excited to do it, and then when

2376
01:53:24,760 --> 01:53:26,400
Speaker 2: I did it, I realized I had nothing.

2377
01:53:26,600 --> 01:53:28,160
Speaker 1: I had nothing, I had nothing.

2378
01:53:28,400 --> 01:53:30,320
Speaker 2: No, this is something, this is nothing. You can go

2379
01:53:30,400 --> 01:53:31,680
Speaker 2: back to the cockpit. We could figure this.

2380
01:53:31,960 --> 01:53:32,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know.

2381
01:53:34,840 --> 01:53:37,479
Speaker 18: Called the cockspit when you're in there.

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Speaker 2: Uh so anyway, it's uh.

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01:53:44,600 --> 01:53:49,479
Speaker 1: No it isn't, but nice. I appreciate the Hey listen,

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01:53:49,880 --> 01:53:52,400
Speaker 1: hey r Peter.

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01:53:52,439 --> 01:53:53,080
Speaker 2: Grumpy Cat.

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01:53:53,479 --> 01:53:57,439
Speaker 1: Yes, if you know your memes and uh you know,

2387
01:53:57,800 --> 01:54:01,760
Speaker 1: I am as hip as they come, so I absolutely do.

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01:54:02,840 --> 01:54:07,360
Speaker 1: Grumpy Cat was, as I understand it, a cat with

2389
01:54:07,479 --> 01:54:09,360
Speaker 1: a bit of a negative disposition.

2390
01:54:11,320 --> 01:54:14,240
Speaker 2: Died at seven years old. That seems young for a cat.

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01:54:14,400 --> 01:54:19,280
Speaker 18: Yeah, my cat's like five. It seems really young.

2392
01:54:20,560 --> 01:54:23,080
Speaker 1: So if you're familiar with the grumpy cat meme, this

2393
01:54:23,240 --> 01:54:27,400
Speaker 1: is a British woman who had a cat. The cat

2394
01:54:27,560 --> 01:54:31,960
Speaker 1: was actually named Tartar Sauce but became a grumpy Cat meme.

2395
01:54:32,880 --> 01:54:36,160
Speaker 1: See names are amazing to me in that they're hard

2396
01:54:36,280 --> 01:54:41,600
Speaker 1: to monetize, like you know you and this is The

2397
01:54:42,040 --> 01:54:45,000
Speaker 1: crux of any argument about intellectual property on the Internet

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01:54:45,200 --> 01:54:47,960
Speaker 1: is it's a photo you've taken that becomes something, but

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01:54:48,040 --> 01:54:50,440
Speaker 1: you don't really anything for it, right, you know, you've

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01:54:50,480 --> 01:54:52,440
Speaker 1: got to prove that it's yours and other people are

2401
01:54:52,640 --> 01:54:54,560
Speaker 1: as soon as something comes out, other people are making

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01:54:54,680 --> 01:54:56,760
Speaker 1: shirts and you've got no claim to that.

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01:54:56,880 --> 01:54:56,920
Speaker 14: What.

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01:54:57,080 --> 01:54:59,360
Speaker 1: I don't know if this woman made money. I remember

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01:54:59,400 --> 01:55:02,280
Speaker 1: when another animal that died. I think is that Pomeranian,

2406
01:55:02,720 --> 01:55:07,680
Speaker 1: the world's cutest dog, palm books and shirts and key change.

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01:55:07,720 --> 01:55:09,320
Speaker 1: I think that lady made money that was like her.

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01:55:09,560 --> 01:55:13,360
Speaker 1: Her income was that dog. That's gonna suck to when

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01:55:13,400 --> 01:55:15,880
Speaker 1: you do monetize it, and that is your primary source

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01:55:15,920 --> 01:55:17,720
Speaker 1: of income, is your stupid internet animal.

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01:55:17,920 --> 01:55:22,400
Speaker 2: And then that animal dies and legend lives on. Yeah,

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01:55:22,440 --> 01:55:23,600
Speaker 2: but the paychecks don't.

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01:55:25,640 --> 01:55:26,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so.

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01:55:26,760 --> 01:55:26,960
Speaker 2: Yeah.

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01:55:26,960 --> 01:55:29,480
Speaker 18: I'm pretty sure does saying the sandlot some.

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01:55:32,480 --> 01:55:34,280
Speaker 2: Babe Ruth was in the sandlote some some.

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01:55:34,440 --> 01:55:36,880
Speaker 18: Some legends ever die. I'm so disappointed in myself that

2418
01:55:36,920 --> 01:55:38,640
Speaker 18: I don't know phrase that.

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01:55:38,840 --> 01:55:41,480
Speaker 1: Excuses are always there, but opportunities aren't.

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01:55:41,760 --> 01:55:43,240
Speaker 18: No, I'm.

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01:55:45,000 --> 01:55:47,960
Speaker 1: What's your phrase, pound cake? The one you invented? I

2422
01:55:48,040 --> 01:55:50,120
Speaker 1: think that that's all over the Internet. I didn't say

2423
01:55:50,200 --> 01:55:53,880
Speaker 1: I invented it. You asked where did I get it from?

2424
01:55:53,920 --> 01:55:54,680
Speaker 1: I said, I don't know.

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01:55:54,800 --> 01:55:55,440
Speaker 2: I just said it.

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01:55:57,600 --> 01:56:00,320
Speaker 1: Like you said, you came up with it, income I said,

2427
01:56:00,320 --> 01:56:02,200
Speaker 1: I didn't get it from like a quote or anything,

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01:56:02,360 --> 01:56:04,560
Speaker 1: like from some philosopher or something.

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01:56:04,680 --> 01:56:06,840
Speaker 18: But he said he said it to his college class

2430
01:56:06,960 --> 01:56:07,240
Speaker 18: or whatever.

2431
01:56:07,360 --> 01:56:09,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, I excuses will always be, their opportunities won't.

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01:56:09,840 --> 01:56:11,879
Speaker 17: And I had to think about like the past speaks

2433
01:56:11,880 --> 01:56:14,280
Speaker 17: that I've said and advice, and that's what I came

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01:56:14,400 --> 01:56:14,600
Speaker 17: up with.

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01:56:14,840 --> 01:56:16,280
Speaker 1: But I didn't say that.

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01:56:17,960 --> 01:56:22,880
Speaker 18: The earth is heroes get remembered, but legends never die.

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01:56:23,840 --> 01:56:28,760
Speaker 1: Heroes get remembered legends. It does sound like a movie trailer, you.

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01:56:28,800 --> 01:56:33,560
Speaker 18: Know that says that's a small actor who plays baby.

2439
01:56:33,360 --> 01:56:36,560
Speaker 2: In the world, Right, was small the guy that killed

2440
01:56:36,600 --> 01:56:37,440
Speaker 2: everybody in that movie.

2441
01:56:37,520 --> 01:56:41,760
Speaker 4: Yes, okay, that's why the phrase you're killing me Smalls

2442
01:56:41,880 --> 01:56:45,480
Speaker 4: was so so people had the wherewithal to scream at

2443
01:56:45,520 --> 01:56:49,400
Speaker 4: him as he was killing Yes, you're killing me, and

2444
01:56:49,480 --> 01:56:50,880
Speaker 4: they all said the same thing.

2445
01:56:50,800 --> 01:56:53,400
Speaker 18: To him too, and he would toast the mallow over

2446
01:56:53,440 --> 01:56:54,280
Speaker 18: their burning body.

2447
01:56:54,800 --> 01:56:56,680
Speaker 1: Really, we really did that.

2448
01:56:56,880 --> 01:57:00,600
Speaker 2: That movie was honestly a vision of my childhood.

2449
01:57:00,640 --> 01:57:01,680
Speaker 18: I love because.

2450
01:57:03,360 --> 01:57:05,720
Speaker 1: You never seen the Sandlot. I remember it was. It

2451
01:57:05,840 --> 01:57:08,360
Speaker 1: was on the shelf when I was managing the Blockbuster

2452
01:57:08,440 --> 01:57:10,120
Speaker 1: at Clark and Wellington there.

2453
01:57:10,480 --> 01:57:13,080
Speaker 2: I uh, I never saw the Sandlot.

2454
01:57:14,040 --> 01:57:15,600
Speaker 1: You're you're robbing yourself up, Pere.

2455
01:57:15,680 --> 01:57:18,520
Speaker 2: Did you have a feeling him not? Did you very

2456
01:57:18,680 --> 01:57:19,000
Speaker 2: you should?

2457
01:57:19,040 --> 01:57:19,600
Speaker 18: It's a classic?

2458
01:57:19,680 --> 01:57:22,120
Speaker 23: Did Blockbuster give you the latitude to have your own

2459
01:57:22,360 --> 01:57:26,880
Speaker 23: shelf of Allen's picks? We had picks? Yeah, we would

2460
01:57:26,920 --> 01:57:30,080
Speaker 23: have staff picks. Would you take it too seriously? Or

2461
01:57:30,200 --> 01:57:31,840
Speaker 23: was it kind of like I just got to throw

2462
01:57:32,040 --> 01:57:32,920
Speaker 23: three movies up here?

2463
01:57:33,040 --> 01:57:33,080
Speaker 21: No?

2464
01:57:33,160 --> 01:57:36,800
Speaker 1: No, we each got five, okay, and if people were interested,

2465
01:57:36,880 --> 01:57:39,360
Speaker 1: because it always seemed the concept of that always seems

2466
01:57:39,360 --> 01:57:42,080
Speaker 1: silly to me, because it's like that's predicated on you

2467
01:57:42,360 --> 01:57:47,400
Speaker 1: knowing the person, trusting their opinion and going, oh, like

2468
01:57:47,480 --> 01:57:49,760
Speaker 1: the Seinfeld episode where Elaine thinks that the guy is

2469
01:57:49,880 --> 01:57:52,960
Speaker 1: recommending Vincent's picks. You know, Uh No, so I would

2470
01:57:53,040 --> 01:57:56,040
Speaker 1: I would do they they would have like manager's picks.

2471
01:57:56,080 --> 01:57:58,760
Speaker 1: But then there are other staff and no, I forget

2472
01:57:58,800 --> 01:58:00,680
Speaker 1: the movies that were out at that time, and then

2473
01:58:00,720 --> 01:58:02,640
Speaker 1: we're talking nineteen ninety.

2474
01:58:03,920 --> 01:58:07,440
Speaker 2: Three King maybe JFK.

2475
01:58:07,800 --> 01:58:11,600
Speaker 1: Maybe yeah, maybe I mean Sandlot was came out ninety three,

2476
01:58:11,800 --> 01:58:14,280
Speaker 1: so we would have had it brand new on VHS.

2477
01:58:14,560 --> 01:58:14,880
Speaker 18: Good one.

2478
01:58:15,040 --> 01:58:18,520
Speaker 2: I couldn't even walk yet you fairly walking out? Are

2479
01:58:18,560 --> 01:58:19,200
Speaker 2: you talking about?

2480
01:58:21,360 --> 01:58:23,200
Speaker 4: I missed going to have never saw the st lot,

2481
01:58:23,960 --> 01:58:25,960
Speaker 4: like just going and walking around like, oh, let's go

2482
01:58:26,040 --> 01:58:26,520
Speaker 4: run a movie.

2483
01:58:26,560 --> 01:58:28,000
Speaker 18: We don't know, we're gonna picking walk around you like,

2484
01:58:28,040 --> 01:58:28,720
Speaker 18: look at all of them.

2485
01:58:28,880 --> 01:58:31,200
Speaker 2: Oh there's still family video family videos everywhere.

2486
01:58:31,240 --> 01:58:32,960
Speaker 1: It's that and maybe I'll do that just so go.

2487
01:58:33,160 --> 01:58:36,520
Speaker 2: Sandlot was the one with the dog in the yard. Yes, okay,

2488
01:58:37,320 --> 01:58:38,720
Speaker 2: here and there to watch it.

2489
01:58:38,920 --> 01:58:40,720
Speaker 1: I know the small deserve to watch it.

2490
01:58:40,880 --> 01:58:41,440
Speaker 3: It's cute.

2491
01:58:41,480 --> 01:58:43,640
Speaker 1: It's not about deserve. It's that I don't want to

2492
01:58:43,680 --> 01:58:46,160
Speaker 1: see kids play baseball. It's more.

2493
01:58:47,200 --> 01:58:49,560
Speaker 4: Yes, there's more of a storyline than kids playing basics.

2494
01:58:49,600 --> 01:58:52,240
Speaker 4: You saw it when you were ten, probably I probably

2495
01:58:52,240 --> 01:58:54,640
Speaker 4: watched it last summer. Okay, when it came out, I

2496
01:58:54,760 --> 01:58:57,440
Speaker 4: was twenty two. So it didn't have any sway for me, then,

2497
01:58:57,680 --> 01:58:59,040
Speaker 4: sure as hell did any sway for me?

2498
01:58:59,120 --> 01:58:59,920
Speaker 1: Now right?

2499
01:59:00,400 --> 01:59:01,720
Speaker 2: Care about the samon, Eric.

2500
01:59:01,880 --> 01:59:03,400
Speaker 1: You know it's amazing. I'm looking at it because I

2501
01:59:03,440 --> 01:59:04,800
Speaker 1: don't know about it. And the cast.

2502
01:59:04,960 --> 01:59:07,160
Speaker 23: Usually when you have a cast of kids, making up

2503
01:59:07,200 --> 01:59:09,840
Speaker 23: a baseball team for a movie twenty five years ago.

2504
01:59:10,480 --> 01:59:15,240
Speaker 1: Oh so and so was in it. Now nobody, there's

2505
01:59:15,360 --> 01:59:15,760
Speaker 1: no name.

2506
01:59:16,080 --> 01:59:17,960
Speaker 18: Person in that movie is famous.

2507
01:59:17,960 --> 01:59:18,600
Speaker 1: Like stand by Me.

2508
01:59:18,720 --> 01:59:21,480
Speaker 23: It's like they all got famous in River Phoenix, who died?

2509
01:59:21,520 --> 01:59:23,880
Speaker 23: And then Jerry O'Connell's you know, big name and what's

2510
01:59:23,920 --> 01:59:27,920
Speaker 23: his name is on Star Trek the kid who is

2511
01:59:27,960 --> 01:59:29,400
Speaker 23: the lead and stand by Me? Did you ever see

2512
01:59:29,440 --> 01:59:29,760
Speaker 23: that movie?

2513
01:59:29,840 --> 01:59:30,120
Speaker 14: I did.

2514
01:59:30,440 --> 01:59:32,800
Speaker 1: I can't remember his name now that River Phoenix, he's dead.

2515
01:59:33,040 --> 01:59:35,600
Speaker 2: Jerry O'Connell. I always thought Jerry O'Connell was gay.

2516
01:59:37,040 --> 01:59:41,240
Speaker 1: No, he's married to I know, but he just has

2517
01:59:41,440 --> 01:59:44,920
Speaker 1: such a flamboyant about him. I always thought he was gay.

2518
01:59:45,000 --> 01:59:47,800
Speaker 23: But he's in something that we are watching now, Billions

2519
01:59:47,880 --> 01:59:51,240
Speaker 23: or something like and he looked wh Will Wheaton.

2520
01:59:51,280 --> 01:59:54,840
Speaker 18: That was it. Cory Feldman, Yeah, I mean that was

2521
01:59:54,920 --> 01:59:56,160
Speaker 18: like four for four.

2522
01:59:56,440 --> 01:59:59,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know Corey Felderman asterisk but four for fourscha.

2523
02:00:00,160 --> 02:00:02,080
Speaker 18: Oh he did that weird song, didn't he?

2524
02:00:02,400 --> 02:00:05,200
Speaker 1: Who Corey on the Today Show? Yeah, you gotta go

2525
02:00:05,480 --> 02:00:07,800
Speaker 1: for it. And he's the one that's trying to he's

2526
02:00:07,840 --> 02:00:10,560
Speaker 1: screaming to everyone. Jackson and Michael Jackson touched me and

2527
02:00:10,600 --> 02:00:12,920
Speaker 1: he's trying to do a documentary and amazingly nobody wants

2528
02:00:12,960 --> 02:00:13,280
Speaker 1: to fund it.

2529
02:00:13,600 --> 02:00:15,200
Speaker 18: Looks like a knockoff Charlie Sheen.

2530
02:00:15,400 --> 02:00:17,120
Speaker 1: Well, but the fat kid in the sandlot is like

2531
02:00:17,160 --> 02:00:19,040
Speaker 1: a lawyer now in La he grew up to he's

2532
02:00:19,080 --> 02:00:21,000
Speaker 1: not in the business anymore. The kid redhead with the

2533
02:00:21,040 --> 02:00:23,720
Speaker 1: freckles or whatever. But Dennis Leary and Karen Allen were

2534
02:00:23,760 --> 02:00:24,680
Speaker 1: the parents in that mode.

2535
02:00:24,800 --> 02:00:25,160
Speaker 23: Really do you.

2536
02:00:25,160 --> 02:00:27,240
Speaker 18: Remember that this guy's uncomfortable to look at.

2537
02:00:27,440 --> 02:00:29,560
Speaker 1: Oh, James Earl Jones. But yeah, these are people who

2538
02:00:29,640 --> 02:00:29,920
Speaker 1: were not.

2539
02:00:30,000 --> 02:00:32,360
Speaker 23: The kids though, right right, he was just the other

2540
02:00:32,480 --> 02:00:34,879
Speaker 23: cute little kid became governor of Alabama.

2541
02:00:34,960 --> 02:00:38,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, it didn't begin. Yeah, went onto a huge career behind.

2542
02:00:38,480 --> 02:00:38,640
Speaker 7: Yeah.

2543
02:00:38,960 --> 02:00:41,440
Speaker 1: Will Wheaton, who would pop up on Big Bang Theory,

2544
02:00:41,480 --> 02:00:43,360
Speaker 1: I believe, really him self from time to time. He

2545
02:00:43,480 --> 02:00:45,320
Speaker 1: was in a Star Trek remake too. I think he

2546
02:00:45,480 --> 02:00:48,760
Speaker 1: was Wesley Crusher. He was in the Next Generation Yup,

2547
02:00:48,960 --> 02:00:52,919
Speaker 1: which I enjoyed. That was the Jean Luc Picard iteration

2548
02:00:53,080 --> 02:00:55,480
Speaker 1: of that, and I think that they're bringing that back.

2549
02:00:56,600 --> 02:00:59,280
Speaker 1: But Will Wheaton's very funny on social media too. He's

2550
02:00:59,320 --> 02:01:04,680
Speaker 1: very self really and yeah, Alan, I'm a forty six

2551
02:01:04,800 --> 02:01:07,920
Speaker 1: year old woman. You should watch the Sandlot, right, But again,

2552
02:01:08,520 --> 02:01:14,080
Speaker 1: a forty six year old woman, I mean you, that's whatever.

2553
02:01:14,720 --> 02:01:17,240
Speaker 1: Do you trust her shelf is the question. I don't

2554
02:01:17,320 --> 02:01:19,040
Speaker 1: know who she is, and I'm not even saying you

2555
02:01:19,040 --> 02:01:22,280
Speaker 1: should trust my shelf. I gotta tell you. The movies

2556
02:01:22,320 --> 02:01:25,600
Speaker 1: on Alan's Picks, they were very rarely brought up to

2557
02:01:25,680 --> 02:01:28,600
Speaker 1: me to check out. So I should tell you something, right,

2558
02:01:28,920 --> 02:01:32,040
Speaker 1: I was up there with the you know, twenty two

2559
02:01:32,320 --> 02:01:33,960
Speaker 1: movies about Glenn Gould or whatever.

2560
02:01:34,240 --> 02:01:35,960
Speaker 2: I just put the stuff that I liked up there.

2561
02:01:36,560 --> 02:01:37,400
Speaker 2: That's the whole idea.

2562
02:01:37,640 --> 02:01:39,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I'm a vim vender's nerd.

2563
02:01:39,760 --> 02:01:42,160
Speaker 18: What do you want from me to broaden your hydes

2564
02:01:42,200 --> 02:01:44,720
Speaker 18: and see? Yeah, that's all mom.

2565
02:01:44,760 --> 02:01:46,240
Speaker 2: What's behind those saloon doors?

2566
02:01:47,400 --> 02:01:50,560
Speaker 1: Oh we didn't have that. We very famously didn't have that. Yeah,

2567
02:01:50,560 --> 02:01:53,000
Speaker 1: Blockbuster was very and a lot of people said that

2568
02:01:53,080 --> 02:01:55,520
Speaker 1: in the waning days of Blockbuster that that's what hurt

2569
02:01:55,560 --> 02:01:59,000
Speaker 1: them is that they wouldn't do porn because I think

2570
02:01:59,080 --> 02:02:02,200
Speaker 1: family video some adult selections. I don't know, if I

2571
02:02:02,240 --> 02:02:04,440
Speaker 1: don't know, well it is called family video. I think

2572
02:02:04,480 --> 02:02:08,280
Speaker 1: they might have some like Cinemax type stuff. Yeah, yeah,

2573
02:02:08,280 --> 02:02:10,040
Speaker 1: I don't think that they have they don't have a backward.

2574
02:02:11,080 --> 02:02:13,640
Speaker 1: There were some chains that would have a back room

2575
02:02:13,720 --> 02:02:17,080
Speaker 1: that you would go into and there'd be movies about

2576
02:02:17,160 --> 02:02:21,040
Speaker 1: chains and witness and yeah, all of that. Yeah, uh,

2577
02:02:21,400 --> 02:02:24,440
Speaker 1: but no, we didn't. We didn't cott into the pornography.

2578
02:02:24,600 --> 02:02:28,680
Speaker 23: Well, you know, the famous story is that Netflix was

2579
02:02:29,120 --> 02:02:35,560
Speaker 23: offered themselves to be bought by Blockbuster and they go, no, yeah, no, no, no, brick.

2580
02:02:35,400 --> 02:02:36,920
Speaker 1: And mortar is where it's at.

2581
02:02:37,040 --> 02:02:38,560
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't remember that. We could have bought it

2582
02:02:38,600 --> 02:02:40,120
Speaker 2: for like forty or fifty million dollars.

2583
02:02:40,320 --> 02:02:43,720
Speaker 4: Did Blackbuster try to do their own like mouth service

2584
02:02:43,840 --> 02:02:46,080
Speaker 4: right before they were red box issue?

2585
02:02:46,200 --> 02:02:46,480
Speaker 1: They did?

2586
02:02:46,520 --> 02:02:49,640
Speaker 17: Because I remember my my aunt got like a new TV.

2587
02:02:49,840 --> 02:02:56,600
Speaker 17: It had a Blockbuster button. I was like, wow, where'd

2588
02:02:56,600 --> 02:02:58,560
Speaker 17: you get this? How often do you use it? Just

2589
02:02:58,640 --> 02:03:00,600
Speaker 17: like I've never touxed it. I was like, what does

2590
02:03:00,640 --> 02:03:02,960
Speaker 17: it do? So I'm hitting it, I'm tapping it. Nothing's

2591
02:03:03,000 --> 02:03:04,760
Speaker 17: popping up, like is it broke in? She's like, I've

2592
02:03:04,800 --> 02:03:06,600
Speaker 17: never touched it, so if it's broken, it came like that.

2593
02:03:07,360 --> 02:03:08,240
Speaker 17: But he's called something.

2594
02:03:08,280 --> 02:03:08,360
Speaker 9: Now.

2595
02:03:08,400 --> 02:03:10,000
Speaker 1: It used to be Blockbuster on Demand and then like

2596
02:03:10,120 --> 02:03:12,480
Speaker 1: Dish TV bought it, so it's called something if you

2597
02:03:12,600 --> 02:03:13,160
Speaker 1: hit that button.

2598
02:03:13,240 --> 02:03:15,480
Speaker 18: You guys were Blockbuster fans, not Hollywood Video.

2599
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Speaker 2: Yeah, they didn't have Hollywood Video. Where I was at,

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Speaker 2: they had a big Hollywood Video.

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Speaker 4: I was like, no, okay, that was I think it's

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02:03:24,600 --> 02:03:26,240
Speaker 4: just because that one was closer to our house, that

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02:03:26,320 --> 02:03:29,600
Speaker 4: we always went to Hollywood Video instead of Blockbuster. And

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Speaker 4: the only reason why it sticks out in my brain

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02:03:31,040 --> 02:03:33,320
Speaker 4: it's when I would play Crash Bandicoot and he would

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02:03:33,320 --> 02:03:35,120
Speaker 4: get hit. The little guy would go oh, and we

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02:03:35,160 --> 02:03:37,240
Speaker 4: would I say, oh, Hollywood Video. But I don't know

2608
02:03:37,240 --> 02:03:42,200
Speaker 4: what's wow. That is an embedded memory in someone's brain.

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Speaker 1: When I lived in Ohio City, there's very famously eight,

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Speaker 1: an old, empty, decrepit Hollywood video at like Lorraine and

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02:03:49,480 --> 02:03:52,160
Speaker 1: something yeah, like twenty eight that they have tried.

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Speaker 23: It's gonna be. It's empty. I bite by it all

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02:03:54,640 --> 02:03:56,400
Speaker 23: the time, but it's still Yeah. They want to put

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02:03:56,440 --> 02:03:57,160
Speaker 23: a McDonald's there.

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Speaker 1: Right for a brief shining moment, they said they were

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02:03:59,520 --> 02:04:02,080
Speaker 1: gonna put it McDonald's. They said it'll bring jobs, and

2617
02:04:02,200 --> 02:04:05,920
Speaker 1: all the hipsters at Ohio City flipped their wigs and said, way.

2618
02:04:05,880 --> 02:04:07,040
Speaker 2: Don't want McDonald's.

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Speaker 1: Record.

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Speaker 18: There's a Wendy's right there.

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Speaker 1: Well, not just that, but it's like, if they're gonna

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02:04:11,440 --> 02:04:15,760
Speaker 1: bring jobs, put a friggin McDonald's there, right, Otherwise you'd

2623
02:04:15,840 --> 02:04:19,000
Speaker 1: rather have what a blighted corner than a McDonald's.

2624
02:04:19,200 --> 02:04:21,760
Speaker 18: No, I'm saying like with their argument is no fast.

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Speaker 1: Food, no, no, no. Their argument was we don't want

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02:04:24,480 --> 02:04:27,360
Speaker 1: some chain in Ohio City. It's like, oh, go down

2627
02:04:27,440 --> 02:04:30,800
Speaker 1: twenty fifth, bro, you know, I mean, come on, there's

2628
02:04:30,800 --> 02:04:31,600
Speaker 1: a Wendy's right there.

2629
02:04:31,640 --> 02:04:34,400
Speaker 23: So that argument is when I moved to Tremont in

2630
02:04:34,560 --> 02:04:36,920
Speaker 23: like two thousand and five, I would go to that

2631
02:04:37,000 --> 02:04:39,680
Speaker 23: Hollywood video and rent movies. And I was biking by

2632
02:04:39,720 --> 02:04:41,680
Speaker 23: it not that long ago, and I was thinking to myself, man,

2633
02:04:42,280 --> 02:04:44,600
Speaker 23: that's like a rotary dial phone technology.

2634
02:04:44,680 --> 02:04:45,080
Speaker 1: Look back.

2635
02:04:45,160 --> 02:04:47,720
Speaker 23: Oh yeah, it's like I haven't stepped foot in a

2636
02:04:47,920 --> 02:04:50,480
Speaker 23: video store, right. I mean I can't even tell you,

2637
02:04:50,960 --> 02:04:51,640
Speaker 23: like because I.

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02:04:51,640 --> 02:04:55,360
Speaker 1: Think for a while those became like game game stops

2639
02:04:55,560 --> 02:04:55,920
Speaker 1: or something.

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02:04:56,080 --> 02:04:57,880
Speaker 18: Game yeah, game stop, that's.

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02:04:57,760 --> 02:04:58,200
Speaker 16: What it was.

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02:04:58,600 --> 02:05:01,880
Speaker 1: But I think that might have closed, like right before

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02:05:02,040 --> 02:05:05,160
Speaker 1: we moved to Ohio City, but it's been closed ever since.

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02:05:05,240 --> 02:05:07,240
Speaker 23: Oh yeah, I wonder now that all the video stores

2645
02:05:07,240 --> 02:05:10,160
Speaker 23: are closed, Like do people still buy whips of licorice

2646
02:05:10,200 --> 02:05:12,800
Speaker 23: that are two feet long, or like those tubs with

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02:05:12,920 --> 02:05:15,440
Speaker 23: the popcorn and embedded in the bottom that you put

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02:05:15,480 --> 02:05:17,520
Speaker 23: in the popcorn, like the things you'd buy in the

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02:05:17,760 --> 02:05:19,160
Speaker 23: in the checkout impulse line.

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02:05:19,240 --> 02:05:19,400
Speaker 12: Yeah.

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02:05:19,440 --> 02:05:22,200
Speaker 1: But I think video stores, the existing ones have become

2652
02:05:23,720 --> 02:05:27,920
Speaker 1: retail wise like movie theaters in that they have tons

2653
02:05:28,080 --> 02:05:30,200
Speaker 1: of food and other things there.

2654
02:05:30,440 --> 02:05:32,800
Speaker 2: It's like you could go grocery shopping and a family video.

2655
02:05:32,920 --> 02:05:36,440
Speaker 4: We like the bags of cotton candy, sure, the little

2656
02:05:36,520 --> 02:05:37,480
Speaker 4: like do you know what I'm talking about? And then

2657
02:05:37,480 --> 02:05:39,600
Speaker 4: they were just little puffs in they're like bite sized cotton.

2658
02:05:39,640 --> 02:05:40,880
Speaker 4: Can you own need a little debbie?

2659
02:05:43,400 --> 02:05:43,560
Speaker 1: You know?

2660
02:05:43,960 --> 02:05:45,760
Speaker 23: In a lot of parts of the country, those things

2661
02:05:45,840 --> 02:05:50,400
Speaker 23: have become marijuana dispensaries because it's like someone is completely

2662
02:05:50,520 --> 02:05:52,880
Speaker 23: vanquished and now look what we need to be put

2663
02:05:52,960 --> 02:05:56,160
Speaker 23: on street corners. It's kind of one of those things

2664
02:05:56,240 --> 02:05:59,160
Speaker 23: that Ohio has tiptoed its way into it. But when

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02:05:59,200 --> 02:06:01,200
Speaker 23: it becomes fully commercial, which is going to be just

2666
02:06:01,240 --> 02:06:03,720
Speaker 23: a matter of time for recreational I would think in

2667
02:06:03,840 --> 02:06:06,160
Speaker 23: all years, yeah, that will be the sort of thing

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02:06:06,240 --> 02:06:08,160
Speaker 23: that maybe those folks who own that family video or

2669
02:06:08,160 --> 02:06:11,000
Speaker 23: that Hollywood video, well, hey, let's hold We'll hold on it.

2670
02:06:11,080 --> 02:06:13,400
Speaker 1: You knowing that, But if those video stores close down,

2671
02:06:13,480 --> 02:06:15,760
Speaker 1: they become dispensaries or wherever, they can just keep the

2672
02:06:15,840 --> 02:06:19,000
Speaker 1: concession racks in there, and I let's just move the

2673
02:06:19,040 --> 02:06:21,280
Speaker 1: product back there, but all the snacks will be.

2674
02:06:21,360 --> 02:06:22,080
Speaker 2: Up here in the front.

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02:06:22,120 --> 02:06:23,840
Speaker 18: I posted that on my Instagram story a couple of

2676
02:06:23,880 --> 02:06:25,800
Speaker 18: weeks ago whenever or last week when I was in Michigan,

2677
02:06:25,920 --> 02:06:28,760
Speaker 18: a family video said, like, CBD products sold here.

2678
02:06:29,240 --> 02:06:31,480
Speaker 1: So it's like they're already doing it.

2679
02:06:33,800 --> 02:06:34,400
Speaker 3: Everywhere.

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02:06:34,560 --> 02:06:38,200
Speaker 10: On our free iHeartRadio app or whatever smart device you had.

2681
02:06:38,560 --> 02:06:40,680
Speaker 3: Just tell me to play the Alan Cox So on

2682
02:06:40,800 --> 02:06:46,360
Speaker 3: iHeartRadio they say, no, man, here's an island. What at

2683
02:06:46,440 --> 02:06:49,640
Speaker 3: iHeart Cleveland? You sure get your chance to try?

2684
02:06:50,480 --> 02:06:55,960
Speaker 2: Hello everybody? Alan Got where did everybody go?

2685
02:06:56,240 --> 02:06:59,520
Speaker 3: On one hundred points of and WMMS.

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Speaker 1: I bought a four pack of Humane mouse traps rob

2687
02:07:04,080 --> 02:07:07,120
Speaker 1: because I was cleaning out my shed a weekend before

2688
02:07:07,160 --> 02:07:09,720
Speaker 1: this last one and it was just obviously a lot

2689
02:07:09,760 --> 02:07:12,440
Speaker 1: of mouse poop and there was some in the garage

2690
02:07:12,480 --> 02:07:14,040
Speaker 1: as well, and so I said, well, I'm going to

2691
02:07:14,080 --> 02:07:17,120
Speaker 1: buy some humane mouse traps. I have a nine year

2692
02:07:17,160 --> 02:07:18,720
Speaker 1: old and there was no way I was going to

2693
02:07:18,760 --> 02:07:20,680
Speaker 1: be able to get around that. If people have been

2694
02:07:20,760 --> 02:07:22,680
Speaker 1: listening to this show for a long time, they might

2695
02:07:22,800 --> 02:07:25,440
Speaker 1: recall how I used to dispose of mice when I

2696
02:07:25,560 --> 02:07:27,680
Speaker 1: lived in Ohio City. I took a lot of heat

2697
02:07:28,240 --> 02:07:30,880
Speaker 1: from a contingent of this audience when I talked about

2698
02:07:30,920 --> 02:07:35,560
Speaker 1: how I would remove mice from my home when we

2699
02:07:35,640 --> 02:07:37,640
Speaker 1: lived in the city for many years, I would put

2700
02:07:37,760 --> 02:07:41,280
Speaker 1: glue traps down and then, because that doesn't kill them,

2701
02:07:43,080 --> 02:07:45,600
Speaker 1: it just makes them stuck. And then I would seal

2702
02:07:45,640 --> 02:07:49,560
Speaker 1: them up in ziploc bags and I would let nature

2703
02:07:49,600 --> 02:07:52,160
Speaker 1: take its course. And to me, of course, some people

2704
02:07:52,200 --> 02:07:56,040
Speaker 1: said that that was a cruel and unusual. However, I

2705
02:07:56,200 --> 02:07:58,920
Speaker 1: thought that was a good way to send a message

2706
02:08:00,200 --> 02:08:03,840
Speaker 1: that if you find yourself into my domicile, this is

2707
02:08:03,880 --> 02:08:04,880
Speaker 1: how it's gonna end for you.

2708
02:08:05,040 --> 02:08:06,920
Speaker 2: He ain't getting back out. So your friend over there

2709
02:08:07,440 --> 02:08:10,400
Speaker 2: you want to end up like that? Yeah, it would

2710
02:08:10,400 --> 02:08:13,080
Speaker 2: be terrible if a similar fate film.

2711
02:08:15,080 --> 02:08:19,520
Speaker 1: Mickey and h to all you nay sayers, I said

2712
02:08:19,560 --> 02:08:24,720
Speaker 1: at the time, those might stop showing up. So sure, Uh,

2713
02:08:25,080 --> 02:08:30,200
Speaker 1: it is somewhat faulty logic to purport that a mouse

2714
02:08:30,240 --> 02:08:32,560
Speaker 1: that is stuck and sealed up in his ziplock bag

2715
02:08:32,720 --> 02:08:35,320
Speaker 1: is going to get the word back to its mouse

2716
02:08:35,400 --> 02:08:40,120
Speaker 1: friends not to show up at that address. But those

2717
02:08:40,200 --> 02:08:42,400
Speaker 1: might stop showing up. But of course I have a

2718
02:08:42,480 --> 02:08:46,040
Speaker 1: nine year old now, and frankly, Rob, I've grown as

2719
02:08:46,080 --> 02:08:48,160
Speaker 1: a person, and I said, well, I'm gonna get some

2720
02:08:48,200 --> 02:08:49,440
Speaker 1: of these humane mouse traps.

2721
02:08:49,560 --> 02:08:52,800
Speaker 2: We know what these are. I think they in this case, these.

2722
02:08:52,720 --> 02:08:58,400
Speaker 1: Are green plastic cylinders and the brand is called mouse Hotel,

2723
02:08:59,000 --> 02:09:01,800
Speaker 1: And I love the photo on the cover of the box.

2724
02:09:02,400 --> 02:09:06,080
Speaker 1: It's kind of a mouse who looks like an eighteenth

2725
02:09:06,120 --> 02:09:09,480
Speaker 1: century dandy, you know. He looks like he couldn't be

2726
02:09:09,680 --> 02:09:10,879
Speaker 1: happier to get caught.

2727
02:09:10,800 --> 02:09:11,280
Speaker 3: In this thing.

2728
02:09:11,400 --> 02:09:14,720
Speaker 1: He's got a hat on and I think a monocle,

2729
02:09:14,960 --> 02:09:18,160
Speaker 1: and he's got he's all decked out. It's also got

2730
02:09:18,160 --> 02:09:21,640
Speaker 1: a mustache, which I guess maybe is period specific, but

2731
02:09:21,800 --> 02:09:25,840
Speaker 1: highly unlikely for a mouse anyway. So it comes in

2732
02:09:25,920 --> 02:09:31,920
Speaker 1: these four plastic tubes, right, and you if you aren't

2733
02:09:31,960 --> 02:09:33,040
Speaker 1: familiar with these human.

2734
02:09:32,880 --> 02:09:36,080
Speaker 2: Mat mousetraps, what it is is you put something to

2735
02:09:36,160 --> 02:09:36,960
Speaker 2: get one end.

2736
02:09:37,320 --> 02:09:40,760
Speaker 1: In this case, I used peanut butter, and then when

2737
02:09:40,800 --> 02:09:44,120
Speaker 1: they walk in the one end, they trip this little

2738
02:09:44,160 --> 02:09:47,160
Speaker 1: spring and it closes them up, doesn't kill them. It doesn't,

2739
02:09:47,200 --> 02:09:50,320
Speaker 1: you know, not old school mouse traps where would snap

2740
02:09:50,480 --> 02:09:53,640
Speaker 1: on them keeps them alive. But they are trapped in

2741
02:09:53,760 --> 02:09:58,160
Speaker 1: this cylinder, a green plastic prison, if you will. And

2742
02:09:58,320 --> 02:10:00,760
Speaker 1: so my daughter and I went out put in the shed,

2743
02:10:00,880 --> 02:10:02,840
Speaker 1: put one in the garage, and I told her, I said, hey,

2744
02:10:02,880 --> 02:10:04,320
Speaker 1: sometimes you really get to wait for these. I said,

2745
02:10:04,320 --> 02:10:07,480
Speaker 1: we're probably gonna get one from the shed much sooner

2746
02:10:07,520 --> 02:10:10,800
Speaker 1: than the garage. She bolts up, this is weekend before

2747
02:10:10,840 --> 02:10:13,080
Speaker 1: this last one, because we were camping this past weekend.

2748
02:10:13,440 --> 02:10:16,720
Speaker 2: Last weekend put out the humane mouse traps.

2749
02:10:17,160 --> 02:10:19,800
Speaker 1: Sure enough, next morning she bolts up out of bed

2750
02:10:20,640 --> 02:10:23,000
Speaker 1: and I said, let's go check the traps. I figured

2751
02:10:23,040 --> 02:10:24,800
Speaker 1: we'd have one in the shed, and we did. I

2752
02:10:24,880 --> 02:10:26,680
Speaker 1: figured we wait a little bit longer for the one

2753
02:10:26,680 --> 02:10:28,680
Speaker 1: in the garage. Nope, that one was full. Two.

2754
02:10:30,120 --> 02:10:30,880
Speaker 2: So now I got two.

2755
02:10:31,000 --> 02:10:33,040
Speaker 1: So I put them on the we have like a

2756
02:10:33,320 --> 02:10:35,600
Speaker 1: big table out in the back patio, and I put

2757
02:10:35,640 --> 02:10:39,280
Speaker 1: them there until we could release them back into the wild.

2758
02:10:39,640 --> 02:10:41,680
Speaker 1: And it was essentially started to look like my daughter

2759
02:10:41,800 --> 02:10:46,920
Speaker 1: was the warden of a mouse prison. But uh, yeah,

2760
02:10:47,240 --> 02:10:50,480
Speaker 1: so we get these, we get these mice and then.

2761
02:10:50,760 --> 02:10:53,120
Speaker 1: But you know the thing is, then we take it

2762
02:10:53,200 --> 02:10:55,080
Speaker 1: to a nearby park and we let them out. And

2763
02:10:55,080 --> 02:10:57,680
Speaker 1: there's the whole thing. Thing is though, every time I

2764
02:10:57,760 --> 02:11:00,200
Speaker 1: put these traps back in those spots, I'm gone. They

2765
02:11:00,240 --> 02:11:02,520
Speaker 1: get more mice. Yeah, so how long am I going

2766
02:11:02,600 --> 02:11:04,520
Speaker 1: to keep doing this? It's not coming to deplete the

2767
02:11:04,640 --> 02:11:08,720
Speaker 1: local mouse population when you're just throwing them back, I know,

2768
02:11:09,160 --> 02:11:11,120
Speaker 1: but throwing them back in a different neighborhood, it now

2769
02:11:11,200 --> 02:11:12,720
Speaker 1: becomes there on their way back.

2770
02:11:12,840 --> 02:11:13,240
Speaker 16: I know.

2771
02:11:13,520 --> 02:11:15,960
Speaker 1: This is what I'm saying. This is why Alan used

2772
02:11:15,960 --> 02:11:19,920
Speaker 1: to do glue traps and ziplock, right, this is what

2773
02:11:20,040 --> 02:11:21,000
Speaker 1: you get for being soft.

2774
02:11:21,120 --> 02:11:25,080
Speaker 10: Maybe there's a compromise. Get get those bait traps. We'll

2775
02:11:25,280 --> 02:11:27,000
Speaker 10: cut the bike in two.

2776
02:11:28,240 --> 02:11:29,960
Speaker 1: They get the bait traps, they eat the stuff, they

2777
02:11:30,000 --> 02:11:31,760
Speaker 1: think they got a nice meal. They take it back

2778
02:11:31,800 --> 02:11:34,920
Speaker 1: to their little nest. They kill everybody. That's what I do,

2779
02:11:35,640 --> 02:11:37,800
Speaker 1: isn't it. I thought that was like for ants or something.

2780
02:11:38,360 --> 02:11:41,120
Speaker 2: Mice. I got that from mice. You got that from mice? Huh.

2781
02:11:41,440 --> 02:11:41,600
Speaker 7: Yeah.

2782
02:11:41,640 --> 02:11:43,680
Speaker 2: I had these little bait stations at my house.

2783
02:11:44,440 --> 02:11:44,560
Speaker 9: Uh.

2784
02:11:44,720 --> 02:11:46,480
Speaker 10: You got these things in the house, they like you know,

2785
02:11:46,520 --> 02:11:48,080
Speaker 10: they got like the ones we have in the kitchen here.

2786
02:11:48,200 --> 02:11:50,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like that. They run in a little snack,

2787
02:11:51,040 --> 02:11:54,080
Speaker 1: take it back to the nest. Well, they it might

2788
02:11:54,120 --> 02:11:55,360
Speaker 1: take a couple of days, but it works. Well, I

2789
02:11:55,360 --> 02:11:56,760
Speaker 1: was gonna say, how does that work? They take what

2790
02:11:57,000 --> 02:11:59,520
Speaker 1: back to the mice and whatever they eat? Yeah, but

2791
02:11:59,600 --> 02:12:01,760
Speaker 1: how does that kill the other mice? I think it's

2792
02:12:02,160 --> 02:12:03,840
Speaker 1: I don't know, they.

2793
02:12:03,840 --> 02:12:07,440
Speaker 10: Kiss, They kissed around the other one's poop.

2794
02:12:07,480 --> 02:12:08,880
Speaker 2: I don't know, does it but something does it?

2795
02:12:09,080 --> 02:12:09,240
Speaker 21: Hey?

2796
02:12:09,360 --> 02:12:12,400
Speaker 1: And then the mice go back and when this's sixty nine,

2797
02:12:13,640 --> 02:12:20,520
Speaker 1: the yeah it's a mouse std. I don't know about that.

2798
02:12:20,800 --> 02:12:23,120
Speaker 1: And frankly, I don't know that I'm in any kind

2799
02:12:23,160 --> 02:12:28,120
Speaker 1: of mindset to be killing communities of mice.

2800
02:12:28,680 --> 02:12:29,200
Speaker 2: And again, the.

2801
02:12:29,240 --> 02:12:32,040
Speaker 1: Ones these aren't in my home, right, they're just in

2802
02:12:32,160 --> 02:12:34,800
Speaker 1: my shed. They're in the garage. If they're in your home,

2803
02:12:35,240 --> 02:12:38,360
Speaker 1: they're in your home, I guess. But I mean, I'm

2804
02:12:38,400 --> 02:12:40,120
Speaker 1: just saying the shed's way out in the back, and

2805
02:12:41,040 --> 02:12:42,920
Speaker 1: you know you're gonna have mice in there. I mean

2806
02:12:42,960 --> 02:12:44,960
Speaker 1: when I was sweeping out the shed, I took everything

2807
02:12:45,000 --> 02:12:46,760
Speaker 1: out a couple of weekends ago, and I was sweeping it,

2808
02:12:46,840 --> 02:12:49,120
Speaker 1: I was like, Holy Christ, just you know you end

2809
02:12:49,240 --> 02:12:53,000
Speaker 1: up with a pile of debris and mouse poop. But

2810
02:12:53,120 --> 02:12:57,320
Speaker 1: everybody would expect that, so nothing in the home, so

2811
02:12:57,320 --> 02:12:59,720
Speaker 1: it's not like they're bothering anything.

2812
02:13:00,120 --> 02:13:01,560
Speaker 2: But there is the added step.

2813
02:13:01,640 --> 02:13:02,920
Speaker 1: Now I want to again, and mind you, if I

2814
02:13:02,960 --> 02:13:04,560
Speaker 1: didn't have a nine year old daughter, I wouldn't be

2815
02:13:04,600 --> 02:13:06,760
Speaker 1: doing any of this, right, I'd be going in there

2816
02:13:06,800 --> 02:13:09,120
Speaker 1: with a diceon and sucking them up. Oh yeah, But

2817
02:13:09,960 --> 02:13:14,040
Speaker 1: there's the added step of then taking them and humanely

2818
02:13:14,520 --> 02:13:22,320
Speaker 1: releasing them, shaking a couple of times first back in. Yeah, Alan,

2819
02:13:22,360 --> 02:13:25,080
Speaker 1: you should just take the Tom and Jerry route and

2820
02:13:25,200 --> 02:13:28,600
Speaker 1: dispose of your mice with a double barrel shotgun. See

2821
02:13:28,640 --> 02:13:30,640
Speaker 1: that's why I'm a sucker. You know, I'm a single

2822
02:13:30,800 --> 02:13:35,280
Speaker 1: barrel shotgun man, rob and so the double barrel those

2823
02:13:35,360 --> 02:13:38,400
Speaker 1: of you who are you know, responsible gun owners. You

2824
02:13:38,560 --> 02:13:41,080
Speaker 1: know how you need the two barrels for the mice.

2825
02:13:41,200 --> 02:13:45,600
Speaker 1: And that's to be very very difficult. If you really

2826
02:13:45,720 --> 02:13:47,520
Speaker 1: wanted to send them a message, you would have given

2827
02:13:47,560 --> 02:13:50,160
Speaker 1: them little cement shoes and showed them the lake.

2828
02:13:51,120 --> 02:13:52,880
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, I hope this doesn't.

2829
02:13:53,240 --> 02:13:56,160
Speaker 1: I should get like tiny little oil drums and put

2830
02:13:56,200 --> 02:13:57,160
Speaker 1: them in there and then just.

2831
02:13:57,680 --> 02:14:01,400
Speaker 10: Like a final scene in casino. Yeah, like did Joe

2832
02:14:01,520 --> 02:14:03,640
Speaker 10: Peshi character mouse is gonna have to watch his brother

2833
02:14:03,720 --> 02:14:04,200
Speaker 10: get whacked.

2834
02:14:04,480 --> 02:14:07,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, come on, you're next, and then you push him

2835
02:14:07,440 --> 02:14:11,280
Speaker 1: into the grave. All your friends send a message, yeah,

2836
02:14:13,160 --> 02:14:15,840
Speaker 1: Kevin and Ipseilani? Alan, what would that mouse sound like?

2837
02:14:15,880 --> 02:14:19,520
Speaker 1: From the eighteenth century? And Hey, I'm stuck in a

2838
02:14:19,560 --> 02:14:24,320
Speaker 1: glow trap. Hey mouse and selling anything?

2839
02:14:24,360 --> 02:14:25,200
Speaker 2: What are you talking about?

2840
02:14:26,440 --> 02:14:26,680
Speaker 1: Ellen?

2841
02:14:26,760 --> 02:14:29,440
Speaker 2: I am pale my mice on wooden spikes and display.

2842
02:14:29,480 --> 02:14:31,120
Speaker 1: The bodies are on the shed with signs that say

2843
02:14:31,200 --> 02:14:34,160
Speaker 1: things like thief, adulterer, and heretic.

2844
02:14:34,760 --> 02:14:36,480
Speaker 2: I'm telling you go an old school.

2845
02:14:36,720 --> 02:14:40,600
Speaker 1: It does require an extra level of difficulty, but I

2846
02:14:40,800 --> 02:14:42,080
Speaker 1: love the stage.

2847
02:14:41,760 --> 02:14:43,320
Speaker 2: Craft walking around yelling Shane.

2848
02:14:43,480 --> 02:14:47,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, Bill absolutely, When those other mice show up and

2849
02:14:47,800 --> 02:14:52,960
Speaker 1: they look and they see a series of mice on crucifixes.

2850
02:14:53,280 --> 02:14:56,200
Speaker 1: What's the plural of crucifix? When they walk and they

2851
02:14:56,360 --> 02:15:01,560
Speaker 1: see that the holy cow. I am never coming back

2852
02:15:01,640 --> 02:15:05,280
Speaker 1: here again, Alan Cox, you just lost to listeners.

2853
02:15:05,600 --> 02:15:07,520
Speaker 2: Oh no, that's fifty percent of my audience.

2854
02:15:09,120 --> 02:15:12,120
Speaker 1: Whether your story is about cruelty to mice, absolutely vile,

2855
02:15:12,320 --> 02:15:16,080
Speaker 1: disgusting and sickening. Yes, well, listen in a world now

2856
02:15:16,520 --> 02:15:22,560
Speaker 1: where cruelty is not only officially sanctioned, but encouraged. I'm

2857
02:15:22,600 --> 02:15:25,560
Speaker 1: trying to teach my child a little bit more humanely

2858
02:15:25,560 --> 02:15:27,040
Speaker 1: because people are like, why do you care for their

2859
02:15:27,120 --> 02:15:28,960
Speaker 1: mouse and mice in your shed? I'm like, I'm a

2860
02:15:29,080 --> 02:15:31,720
Speaker 1: nine year old who's fascinated by nature, That's why, and

2861
02:15:31,840 --> 02:15:35,640
Speaker 1: she wants to be an active participant in it. If

2862
02:15:35,680 --> 02:15:38,240
Speaker 1: you insist on killing mice, you shoot a snaptrap that

2863
02:15:38,360 --> 02:15:41,480
Speaker 1: ends their life instantly. There's absolutely no reason to prolong

2864
02:15:41,520 --> 02:15:45,200
Speaker 1: your misery. Thank goodness, your daughter has some sense. My

2865
02:15:45,320 --> 02:15:47,880
Speaker 1: daughter has no sense. Listen, ah, she's nine, right. No,

2866
02:15:48,040 --> 02:15:50,480
Speaker 1: First of all, you're confusing the stories I was telling

2867
02:15:50,560 --> 02:15:53,680
Speaker 1: from a decade ago when I was using glue traps.

2868
02:15:53,680 --> 02:15:55,920
Speaker 1: I don't do that now, I said, of course, it's

2869
02:15:55,960 --> 02:15:58,760
Speaker 1: because I've grown as a person. I haven't, but it

2870
02:15:58,840 --> 02:16:03,040
Speaker 1: makes me sound more interesting. And by the way, don't

2871
02:16:03,160 --> 02:16:06,400
Speaker 1: count on your old school traps to quote end their

2872
02:16:06,480 --> 02:16:07,680
Speaker 1: life instantly. Right.

2873
02:16:08,240 --> 02:16:10,200
Speaker 2: If you get them in the right spot, it will.

2874
02:16:10,640 --> 02:16:12,760
Speaker 1: But if you've ever come across one of those old

2875
02:16:12,840 --> 02:16:16,320
Speaker 1: school mouse traps where it didn't exactly if it gets

2876
02:16:16,360 --> 02:16:20,200
Speaker 1: them on the neck right, yeah, and severs their spinal column, yeah,

2877
02:16:20,360 --> 02:16:22,120
Speaker 1: it'll get them right away if it gets them on

2878
02:16:22,200 --> 02:16:24,920
Speaker 1: the leg, you know, if they if they can juke

2879
02:16:25,000 --> 02:16:27,160
Speaker 1: a little bit, right is the things coming down gets

2880
02:16:27,200 --> 02:16:30,800
Speaker 1: them in the leg or anywhere or anywhere else, doesn't

2881
02:16:30,880 --> 02:16:31,240
Speaker 1: kill them.

2882
02:16:31,640 --> 02:16:33,400
Speaker 2: Traps them that's even worse.

2883
02:16:33,840 --> 02:16:35,920
Speaker 10: I've seen it where like they actually get it like

2884
02:16:36,000 --> 02:16:37,600
Speaker 10: in the middle, you know what I mean, And they're

2885
02:16:37,640 --> 02:16:38,240
Speaker 10: just trying to move.

2886
02:16:38,480 --> 02:16:42,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not good. Alan poisons no good. They die

2887
02:16:42,920 --> 02:16:46,520
Speaker 1: in your walls, and they stink when they rot. Short term,

2888
02:16:46,720 --> 02:16:48,520
Speaker 1: last thing, you take the rough with the smooth.

2889
02:16:48,600 --> 02:16:50,600
Speaker 2: What do you want, hey, guys?

2890
02:16:51,160 --> 02:16:55,520
Speaker 1: Short term? Yeah, I'm playing short term stink on two

2891
02:16:55,560 --> 02:16:57,600
Speaker 1: hours of midnight in a couple of weeks.

2892
02:16:57,959 --> 02:17:02,840
Speaker 20: Hey, guys, full of those humane traps. Years ago, I

2893
02:17:03,080 --> 02:17:05,440
Speaker 20: was using them and I put one in a drawer

2894
02:17:05,560 --> 02:17:08,600
Speaker 20: because that's where a mouse kept going. I forgot I

2895
02:17:08,720 --> 02:17:11,560
Speaker 20: put it in there, and about six months later I

2896
02:17:11,920 --> 02:17:12,840
Speaker 20: found that trap in.

2897
02:17:12,879 --> 02:17:14,320
Speaker 2: There with a mouse skeleton at it.

2898
02:17:14,840 --> 02:17:18,800
Speaker 1: So it was pretty godm inhumane. Yeah, well that's not

2899
02:17:18,920 --> 02:17:22,200
Speaker 1: a trap problem, that's a you problem. Well it's also

2900
02:17:22,400 --> 02:17:25,200
Speaker 1: the traps are humane. You go and you release them

2901
02:17:25,280 --> 02:17:27,640
Speaker 1: or whatever, and they're fine, and you know it. Also,

2902
02:17:28,360 --> 02:17:30,320
Speaker 1: and my daughter and I noticed this, or she pointed

2903
02:17:30,360 --> 02:17:33,960
Speaker 1: it out. It is also an interesting case study in

2904
02:17:34,800 --> 02:17:38,720
Speaker 1: the various personalities of mice because we ended up with

2905
02:17:38,800 --> 02:17:42,960
Speaker 1: these two humane traps, each with a live mouse in it,

2906
02:17:43,040 --> 02:17:44,280
Speaker 1: and we're going to take it in the woods and

2907
02:17:44,360 --> 02:17:44,840
Speaker 1: release them.

2908
02:17:45,280 --> 02:17:48,120
Speaker 2: One of the mice a day later because kept them overnight.

2909
02:17:49,720 --> 02:17:52,959
Speaker 1: A day later, the one mouse running around, still trying

2910
02:17:52,959 --> 02:17:54,680
Speaker 1: to get out of this thing right, hasn't figured it

2911
02:17:54,720 --> 02:17:56,760
Speaker 1: out yet, and they're side by side they can see

2912
02:17:56,760 --> 02:17:58,280
Speaker 1: each other transparent traps.

2913
02:17:58,600 --> 02:18:00,680
Speaker 2: The other one curled up at one end.

2914
02:18:00,959 --> 02:18:06,000
Speaker 1: Not moving. It's almost resigned itself to its fate, and

2915
02:18:06,080 --> 02:18:07,240
Speaker 1: you have to wonder why that is.

2916
02:18:07,480 --> 02:18:10,640
Speaker 10: Then you open the door and he's like own free,

2917
02:18:11,560 --> 02:18:14,800
Speaker 10: and they're hanging free as the wind blows.

2918
02:18:15,000 --> 02:18:16,680
Speaker 1: You gotta shake it a little bit when you get

2919
02:18:16,720 --> 02:18:18,160
Speaker 1: it down to the ground, because it was like it

2920
02:18:18,280 --> 02:18:20,040
Speaker 1: was hanging on for grim death.

2921
02:18:23,400 --> 02:18:27,359
Speaker 2: Alan Rob's bait trap idea is perfect.

2922
02:18:27,680 --> 02:18:27,720
Speaker 9: You.

2923
02:18:28,080 --> 02:18:31,160
Speaker 20: Your daughter does not need to know everything you are doing.

2924
02:18:32,040 --> 02:18:36,240
Speaker 20: Put those secretly around. Don't let her completely run your life.

2925
02:18:36,440 --> 02:18:40,040
Speaker 20: You're gonna have mice forever later, Guys, I like that

2926
02:18:40,160 --> 02:18:44,200
Speaker 20: guy's parenting tips. Don't let her completely run your life. Yes,

2927
02:18:44,320 --> 02:18:45,800
Speaker 20: you know how she runs my life.

2928
02:18:45,879 --> 02:18:48,000
Speaker 1: When I said I'm going to get some humane traps

2929
02:18:48,040 --> 02:18:50,360
Speaker 1: for these mice, and then the other end of the

2930
02:18:50,360 --> 02:18:53,480
Speaker 1: spectrum is Tia, who's number three fourteen on the Blacklist.

2931
02:18:53,600 --> 02:18:55,520
Speaker 1: She goes, we used to use glue traps for mice,

2932
02:18:55,680 --> 02:18:57,080
Speaker 1: and then we put them in bags and take them

2933
02:18:57,120 --> 02:19:01,039
Speaker 1: outside and drop bricks on them. Jesus Christ, right, wow,

2934
02:19:01,120 --> 02:19:04,960
Speaker 1: and yours is but I the a hole. Wow, you

2935
02:19:05,080 --> 02:19:09,960
Speaker 1: can't rob Jesus all. And your daughter's offering them a

2936
02:19:10,040 --> 02:19:12,720
Speaker 1: better life in a field with other mouse friends.

2937
02:19:14,440 --> 02:19:18,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, whatever.

2938
02:19:19,120 --> 02:19:23,320
Speaker 1: Everybody's got their thoughts on how to do it. But again,

2939
02:19:25,360 --> 02:19:27,960
Speaker 1: I like the stage craft of it. Set up a

2940
02:19:28,040 --> 02:19:31,480
Speaker 1: tiny gallows or guillotine. I like to find tiny little

2941
02:19:31,560 --> 02:19:35,000
Speaker 1: stocks and put them in those right head in the

2942
02:19:35,040 --> 02:19:37,800
Speaker 1: middle hole, paul in each of the outer ones. And

2943
02:19:37,879 --> 02:19:41,760
Speaker 1: then when people walk by, Uh, they'll notice what was

2944
02:19:41,840 --> 02:19:42,279
Speaker 1: that story?

2945
02:19:42,680 --> 02:19:42,800
Speaker 9: Uh?

2946
02:19:43,320 --> 02:19:46,080
Speaker 10: The guy comes in with a little flute, plays them

2947
02:19:46,080 --> 02:19:54,119
Speaker 10: out of town. FOLLII. Yeah, get some pied pipe, yeah shame, yeah,

2948
02:19:54,280 --> 02:19:58,880
Speaker 10: pied peeper. Those are are only humane mouse traps if

2949
02:19:58,879 --> 02:20:02,280
Speaker 10: you remember to check them. Yeah, listen, understood. I don't

2950
02:20:02,280 --> 02:20:06,240
Speaker 10: know how many people are taking per that guy's story.

2951
02:20:07,520 --> 02:20:10,720
Speaker 10: I can't imagine setting a trap, because if you go

2952
02:20:11,040 --> 02:20:13,600
Speaker 10: to the lengths of getting traps, it's a problem you

2953
02:20:13,640 --> 02:20:16,200
Speaker 10: want to solve or at least mitigate, right, and then

2954
02:20:16,360 --> 02:20:17,320
Speaker 10: forget about them.

2955
02:20:18,120 --> 02:20:20,640
Speaker 1: I don't understand that. I mean, very next day, I'd

2956
02:20:20,680 --> 02:20:22,800
Speaker 1: be like, let's go see we get a mouse. Get

2957
02:20:22,840 --> 02:20:24,840
Speaker 1: this thing out of here. How busy are you that

2958
02:20:24,920 --> 02:20:25,879
Speaker 1: you forget about.

2959
02:20:26,360 --> 02:20:27,320
Speaker 2: Especially in a drawer.

2960
02:20:27,600 --> 02:20:30,200
Speaker 1: You know, you never open that drawer like you've got

2961
02:20:30,600 --> 02:20:32,800
Speaker 1: You've got mice in a drawer, so you go, okay,

2962
02:20:32,959 --> 02:20:35,120
Speaker 1: that drawer, I'm gonna put a trap in there, and

2963
02:20:35,200 --> 02:20:38,119
Speaker 1: then you don't open it for six months. You forget

2964
02:20:38,200 --> 02:20:41,760
Speaker 1: about it. You must be very busy. Boy, I thought

2965
02:20:41,840 --> 02:20:43,920
Speaker 1: I was busy, very busy.

2966
02:20:44,240 --> 02:20:46,720
Speaker 2: Ian. Have you asked the mice nicely to leave?

2967
02:20:47,320 --> 02:20:47,800
Speaker 1: I sure have.

2968
02:20:48,760 --> 02:20:50,280
Speaker 2: Oh that was don't think I didn't do that.

2969
02:20:50,800 --> 02:20:55,360
Speaker 1: That was my first line of defense, ask them nicely

2970
02:20:55,480 --> 02:20:58,920
Speaker 1: to leave trouble as they're never there when you want them, right,

2971
02:21:00,800 --> 02:21:03,720
Speaker 1: I speak to them once I get them in the trap,

2972
02:21:03,959 --> 02:21:08,400
Speaker 1: I say, tell your friends, Tell your friends what you

2973
02:21:08,520 --> 02:21:17,160
Speaker 1: saw here today. Tell the story electric traps. See there

2974
02:21:17,200 --> 02:21:20,720
Speaker 1: you go use electric traps kills them instantly.

2975
02:21:21,959 --> 02:21:22,360
Speaker 2: And again.

2976
02:21:22,480 --> 02:21:25,320
Speaker 1: I imagine that after a very brief period of time,

2977
02:21:26,240 --> 02:21:31,160
Speaker 1: my daughter will forget about these at all, and then

2978
02:21:31,160 --> 02:21:32,920
Speaker 1: I'll just put one in the garage and you know,

2979
02:21:32,959 --> 02:21:34,560
Speaker 1: because I don't want to getting into the house.

2980
02:21:35,240 --> 02:21:37,840
Speaker 2: Go from there. The shed mouse really don't care.

2981
02:21:38,360 --> 02:21:42,680
Speaker 1: Right, A shed is outside, It's going to be subject

2982
02:21:42,720 --> 02:21:48,560
Speaker 1: to all kinds of woodland creatures. But maybe yours. Huh,

2983
02:21:48,959 --> 02:21:52,320
Speaker 1: maybe yours. No, I don't know, it's my shed man. Yeah,

2984
02:21:52,480 --> 02:21:56,280
Speaker 1: a little higher on the food chain. Yeah, Al, if

2985
02:21:56,320 --> 02:21:58,960
Speaker 1: you build a little nuclear reactor in the shed and

2986
02:21:59,040 --> 02:22:00,920
Speaker 1: let them melt down, the won't be able to live

2987
02:22:00,959 --> 02:22:02,640
Speaker 1: there for hundreds of years.

2988
02:22:03,000 --> 02:22:03,240
Speaker 11: Yeah.

2989
02:22:03,480 --> 02:22:07,200
Speaker 1: The thought being if I stage a mouse three mile island, right,

2990
02:22:07,400 --> 02:22:12,480
Speaker 1: if there's not enough water getting into cool the reactor rods,

2991
02:22:12,560 --> 02:22:15,400
Speaker 1: the fuel rods than these mice. Yeah, but then they

2992
02:22:15,440 --> 02:22:18,400
Speaker 1: would take they would take that radiation wherever they went

2993
02:22:18,480 --> 02:22:23,040
Speaker 1: after that, they would irradiate the immediate vicinity. It's not

2994
02:22:23,240 --> 02:22:28,640
Speaker 1: terrible and I'm not looking for that. A little mini chernobyl, Yeah, Alan,

2995
02:22:28,760 --> 02:22:30,760
Speaker 1: Happy belated downtown anniversary.

2996
02:22:30,840 --> 02:22:31,000
Speaker 2: Boy.

2997
02:22:31,080 --> 02:22:33,640
Speaker 1: The things that people commit to memory. Kevin and ipsel Ani,

2998
02:22:33,680 --> 02:22:38,880
Speaker 1: Michigan are bureau chief there. This past Saturday was our

2999
02:22:39,080 --> 02:22:42,120
Speaker 1: third anniversary down here, I believe at our new studios.

3000
02:22:42,800 --> 02:22:46,640
Speaker 1: Really yeah, a fact that I've taken great pains to

3001
02:22:46,720 --> 02:22:48,920
Speaker 1: try to erase from my memory.

3002
02:22:49,280 --> 02:22:50,280
Speaker 2: But thank you, Kevin.

3003
02:22:50,920 --> 02:22:54,000
Speaker 10: That would be my three year anniversary here in Cleveland,

3004
02:22:54,040 --> 02:22:54,760
Speaker 10: Ohio as well.

3005
02:22:55,520 --> 02:23:02,040
Speaker 3: Oh, good for you. Yeah.

3006
02:23:03,600 --> 02:23:06,720
Speaker 2: Yes, I went camping this weekend, Rob, How was that?

3007
02:23:07,080 --> 02:23:07,240
Speaker 16: Oh?

3008
02:23:07,440 --> 02:23:11,240
Speaker 2: It was eight days of enjoyment. Eight days.

3009
02:23:11,640 --> 02:23:14,840
Speaker 1: Well, we went on. I'm sorry, no, I hadn't gone

3010
02:23:14,840 --> 02:23:16,000
Speaker 1: ten camping in a long time.

3011
02:23:16,080 --> 02:23:17,800
Speaker 2: We went. I came back early because I was on

3012
02:23:17,840 --> 02:23:18,360
Speaker 2: the air today.

3013
02:23:18,360 --> 02:23:21,680
Speaker 1: Of course, my wife and child and brother in law

3014
02:23:22,400 --> 02:23:25,160
Speaker 1: he went back to Michigan and they came back today.

3015
02:23:25,160 --> 02:23:26,240
Speaker 2: We went out to Kelly's Island.

3016
02:23:26,400 --> 02:23:28,800
Speaker 1: Last time we went, we stayed in what I didn't

3017
02:23:28,840 --> 02:23:31,920
Speaker 1: realize was the one hotel on Kelly's Island. This time

3018
02:23:31,959 --> 02:23:33,560
Speaker 1: we decided to get a campground there on the north

3019
02:23:33,560 --> 02:23:36,440
Speaker 1: side of the island. And a Saturday was hot as ball,

3020
02:23:36,560 --> 02:23:39,720
Speaker 1: So it was, you know, kind of uncomfortable, but there's

3021
02:23:39,879 --> 02:23:41,480
Speaker 1: you know, you rent a golf cart and you zipping

3022
02:23:41,480 --> 02:23:45,280
Speaker 1: around and my daughter made some friends. There is this

3023
02:23:45,480 --> 02:23:48,480
Speaker 1: across from the state park where we had our campground.

3024
02:23:49,440 --> 02:23:52,160
Speaker 1: There is kind of this general store it's called Uncle

3025
02:23:52,280 --> 02:23:57,920
Speaker 1: Dick's and they, I know, they really are not capitalizing

3026
02:23:59,040 --> 02:24:02,160
Speaker 1: on the the things that they could do with that

3027
02:24:02,400 --> 02:24:04,760
Speaker 1: name right there, But it's Kelly's Island, and it's this

3028
02:24:04,879 --> 02:24:07,439
Speaker 1: isn't put In Bay, right, people who go to Puttin.

3029
02:24:07,200 --> 02:24:08,400
Speaker 2: Bay, that's kind of where you go to party.

3030
02:24:08,480 --> 02:24:10,520
Speaker 1: I still have never been to put In By, been

3031
02:24:10,520 --> 02:24:12,440
Speaker 1: to Kelly's Island a couple of times, take the ferry

3032
02:24:12,520 --> 02:24:17,200
Speaker 1: over and whatever, but it is more sedate. It's more

3033
02:24:17,720 --> 02:24:20,879
Speaker 1: you know, people aren't popping off over their on Kelly's Islands.

3034
02:24:20,920 --> 02:24:23,680
Speaker 1: A lot of families and a lot of tent camping,

3035
02:24:23,720 --> 02:24:25,800
Speaker 1: a lot of people pulling in their giant RVs and

3036
02:24:25,840 --> 02:24:28,520
Speaker 1: things like that, posting up for a week. We were

3037
02:24:28,600 --> 02:24:31,600
Speaker 1: just there for the weekend and legit tent camping, which

3038
02:24:31,680 --> 02:24:34,000
Speaker 1: is fun. Fine, we're right there by the beach. But

3039
02:24:34,080 --> 02:24:36,000
Speaker 1: there's this place called Uncle Dixon. If you've been to

3040
02:24:36,040 --> 02:24:38,680
Speaker 1: Kelly's Island, you're familiar with it. And they're really not

3041
02:24:38,879 --> 02:24:41,320
Speaker 1: capitalizing on what they could be doing with that named. Again,

3042
02:24:42,040 --> 02:24:44,120
Speaker 1: they're trying to keep it above board. But what I

3043
02:24:44,280 --> 02:24:46,680
Speaker 1: did notice is that they have a whole you know,

3044
02:24:46,680 --> 02:24:49,280
Speaker 1: there's all kinds of Kelly's Island merch. Every story you

3045
02:24:49,360 --> 02:24:52,039
Speaker 1: go into, they're trying to sell you Chochke's and shot

3046
02:24:52,120 --> 02:24:55,120
Speaker 1: classes and whatever. Kelly's Eye's fine, But they do have

3047
02:24:55,200 --> 02:24:58,480
Speaker 1: a whole series of t shirts that they're selling at

3048
02:24:58,520 --> 02:25:04,200
Speaker 1: this place, say Kelly's Island keeping it Weird, and they're

3049
02:25:04,240 --> 02:25:07,000
Speaker 1: in a variety of colors the same design, and again

3050
02:25:07,080 --> 02:25:10,080
Speaker 1: I don't understand the design. There are so many different

3051
02:25:10,160 --> 02:25:12,920
Speaker 1: ways you could go with Kelly's Island. Whatever you're trying

3052
02:25:12,920 --> 02:25:16,560
Speaker 1: to kind of drill down on this particular shirt is

3053
02:25:16,640 --> 02:25:20,840
Speaker 1: a taco surfing. Now, you'll see some white caps there

3054
02:25:20,879 --> 02:25:22,080
Speaker 1: on the north end of the island, but you're not

3055
02:25:22,080 --> 02:25:25,120
Speaker 1: gonna see any surfing, although I did see one dude

3056
02:25:25,200 --> 02:25:28,320
Speaker 1: on one of those motorized wakeboards or whatever that was

3057
02:25:28,320 --> 02:25:31,000
Speaker 1: pretty wild where it just looks like you're hydroplaning above

3058
02:25:31,480 --> 02:25:32,400
Speaker 1: the surface of the water.

3059
02:25:32,800 --> 02:25:33,480
Speaker 2: That's pretty red.

3060
02:25:34,440 --> 02:25:37,920
Speaker 1: But the and so they have this particular shirt in

3061
02:25:38,400 --> 02:25:43,040
Speaker 1: multiple colors all along the back wall, Kelly's Island keeping

3062
02:25:43,080 --> 02:25:46,240
Speaker 1: it Weird with a surfing Taco fine, except on every

3063
02:25:46,360 --> 02:25:48,640
Speaker 1: single one of those shirts because they use the same image.

3064
02:25:48,879 --> 02:25:53,720
Speaker 1: Weird is misspelled. Oh WI E R D is how

3065
02:25:53,760 --> 02:25:56,560
Speaker 1: they spelled. Of course, weird is w E I R D.

3066
02:25:56,760 --> 02:25:58,760
Speaker 1: So not only are they kind of lifting a bit

3067
02:25:58,800 --> 02:26:01,360
Speaker 1: from Austin, Texas. You keep Austin weird. A lot of

3068
02:26:01,400 --> 02:26:03,640
Speaker 1: other cities rip that off, but Austin went the first

3069
02:26:03,680 --> 02:26:06,600
Speaker 1: one to do what I think weird. It is misspelled

3070
02:26:06,640 --> 02:26:09,160
Speaker 1: on every single one of those t shirts. I don't

3071
02:26:09,160 --> 02:26:10,680
Speaker 1: know how many of those that they move on a

3072
02:26:10,760 --> 02:26:15,039
Speaker 1: regular basis, but I was perplexed by a surfing taco

3073
02:26:16,840 --> 02:26:21,840
Speaker 1: to represent the idyllic environment on the a Kelly's Island,

3074
02:26:22,640 --> 02:26:25,800
Speaker 1: but also that weird on every single one.

3075
02:26:25,680 --> 02:26:27,920
Speaker 2: Of those shirts is misspelled.

3076
02:26:27,959 --> 02:26:29,960
Speaker 1: And you don't think anybody along the wad like, maybe

3077
02:26:30,320 --> 02:26:33,039
Speaker 1: is there a joke We're just not privy to. If

3078
02:26:33,120 --> 02:26:35,080
Speaker 1: there is, I'd love to know what it is so

3079
02:26:35,200 --> 02:26:37,440
Speaker 1: I can be in on it. Yeah, sound like a douche,

3080
02:26:37,600 --> 02:26:39,520
Speaker 1: And again I'm not trying to be no, No, I

3081
02:26:39,680 --> 02:26:41,600
Speaker 1: was just kind of standing there looking at it as

3082
02:26:41,680 --> 02:26:43,440
Speaker 1: my kid was getting some ice cream, because this is

3083
02:26:43,480 --> 02:26:45,560
Speaker 1: one of these places where they have like shirts and

3084
02:26:45,760 --> 02:26:48,280
Speaker 1: no you know, all like the touristy stuff, but then

3085
02:26:48,320 --> 02:26:50,800
Speaker 1: they have like an ice cream case and there's snacks,

3086
02:26:50,920 --> 02:26:52,960
Speaker 1: you know, things that you might need from because the

3087
02:26:53,000 --> 02:26:55,000
Speaker 1: campground is right across the street, so it is one

3088
02:26:55,000 --> 02:27:00,280
Speaker 1: of those general store type places. And I'm still here

3089
02:27:00,320 --> 02:27:04,800
Speaker 1: looking and I'm like, that is spelled wrong on every

3090
02:27:05,000 --> 02:27:08,440
Speaker 1: single one of those shirts. Alan, could you help me

3091
02:27:08,600 --> 02:27:12,680
Speaker 1: promote my youth for Christ? Event Boy, this is not

3092
02:27:12,840 --> 02:27:15,200
Speaker 1: somebody who listens to this program because you are zero

3093
02:27:15,360 --> 02:27:18,240
Speaker 1: for two without one home Boy, I am neither a

3094
02:27:18,400 --> 02:27:20,320
Speaker 1: young nor a believer in Christ.

3095
02:27:21,560 --> 02:27:23,400
Speaker 3: The Allen Cox Show.

3096
02:27:23,560 --> 02:27:25,879
Speaker 1: I'm one under twenty sevens.

3097
02:27:26,959 --> 02:27:31,600
Speaker 9: You know, you think this guy is gonna do one thing, Benny,

3098
02:27:31,720 --> 02:27:35,240
Speaker 9: he does another thing. Then a third thing happens, and

3099
02:27:35,400 --> 02:27:38,640
Speaker 9: it's a bummer because you kind of just wanting to

3100
02:27:38,720 --> 02:27:40,360
Speaker 9: keep doing that middle thing.

3101
02:27:40,680 --> 02:27:46,280
Speaker 1: It's all very frustrating. The Allen Talk Show WMMS the

3102
02:27:46,400 --> 02:27:49,040
Speaker 1: very first show that I went to when I moved

3103
02:27:49,080 --> 02:27:52,640
Speaker 1: to Cleveland, Ohio. You know, I moved here to begin

3104
02:27:52,800 --> 02:27:57,760
Speaker 1: at WMMS. December the sixteenth, two thousand and nine was

3105
02:27:57,840 --> 02:28:00,400
Speaker 1: my very first show here, right before everybody else was

3106
02:28:00,480 --> 02:28:02,080
Speaker 1: kind of I just want to get my feet wet

3107
02:28:02,160 --> 02:28:04,840
Speaker 1: with the equipment and the vibe of the station and

3108
02:28:05,040 --> 02:28:08,480
Speaker 1: whatever before we went on a holiday vacation. So our

3109
02:28:08,640 --> 02:28:13,160
Speaker 1: last live show of this year will coincidentally be December sixteenth,

3110
02:28:13,280 --> 02:28:16,080
Speaker 1: marking rob My sixteenth anniversary.

3111
02:28:16,360 --> 02:28:19,040
Speaker 2: Unbelievable. Nobody thought it would last.

3112
02:28:19,959 --> 02:28:20,360
Speaker 1: That's a lie.

3113
02:28:20,400 --> 02:28:21,200
Speaker 2: Everybody knew it would.

3114
02:28:21,280 --> 02:28:24,400
Speaker 1: Nevertheless, the very first show we went to go see

3115
02:28:24,480 --> 02:28:28,160
Speaker 1: in Cleveland was Cleveland's own Bone Thugs and Harmony. My

3116
02:28:28,280 --> 02:28:31,600
Speaker 1: wife is a huge fan, and it was a few

3117
02:28:31,640 --> 02:28:33,760
Speaker 1: months after we came here. This probably would have been

3118
02:28:33,800 --> 02:28:37,520
Speaker 1: the spring of twenty ten at the House of Blues.

3119
02:28:37,560 --> 02:28:39,720
Speaker 1: I've told the story before. You might have even been

3120
02:28:39,879 --> 02:28:43,000
Speaker 1: at that show. There were one hundred people on stage.

3121
02:28:43,760 --> 02:28:47,120
Speaker 1: The cops came in, shut the whole thing down, arrested

3122
02:28:47,240 --> 02:28:49,959
Speaker 1: flesh and bone. You know, they had warrants out, people

3123
02:28:50,160 --> 02:28:54,000
Speaker 1: hiding under the DJ table, and we're up in the

3124
02:28:54,080 --> 02:28:58,040
Speaker 1: balcony getting blazed with a couple of cholos, and you know,

3125
02:28:58,160 --> 02:29:00,600
Speaker 1: these guys would kind of Now, over the year, I've

3126
02:29:00,680 --> 02:29:02,280
Speaker 1: never had them all in one room, but over the

3127
02:29:02,400 --> 02:29:05,680
Speaker 1: years I've had each and every member of Bone Thugs

3128
02:29:05,760 --> 02:29:09,800
Speaker 1: and Harmony on the show, and it's always something with

3129
02:29:09,879 --> 02:29:13,000
Speaker 1: these guys. I like them, I really do. But they're

3130
02:29:13,080 --> 02:29:16,039
Speaker 1: kind of running on the fumes of the late nineties

3131
02:29:16,120 --> 02:29:19,680
Speaker 1: and early odds. But they are still hometown heroes. They

3132
02:29:19,720 --> 02:29:21,800
Speaker 1: say that their show at the Agora that's coming up

3133
02:29:22,400 --> 02:29:27,200
Speaker 1: will be their last. Whoa, that's this Saturday night. If

3134
02:29:27,240 --> 02:29:32,040
Speaker 1: you are going well, they say the Saturday night show

3135
02:29:32,080 --> 02:29:35,600
Speaker 1: at the Agora is going to be their last show,

3136
02:29:35,760 --> 02:29:38,120
Speaker 1: one last show with all the members. And that's kind

3137
02:29:38,160 --> 02:29:41,440
Speaker 1: of been a sticking point for fans is these guys

3138
02:29:41,480 --> 02:29:44,080
Speaker 1: would go on two hours late, or they'd stop the

3139
02:29:44,120 --> 02:29:46,240
Speaker 1: show early, or they'd say it's going to be all

3140
02:29:46,280 --> 02:29:48,880
Speaker 1: of us, but only two of them show up, and

3141
02:29:49,120 --> 02:29:51,320
Speaker 1: so they didn't always have their mind on their money

3142
02:29:51,360 --> 02:29:53,720
Speaker 1: and their money on their mind. But they're playing the

3143
02:29:53,760 --> 02:29:57,080
Speaker 1: Agora on Saturday night, and they say this will be

3144
02:29:57,120 --> 02:30:00,879
Speaker 1: the last time that all of the members perform together.

3145
02:30:01,480 --> 02:30:03,120
Speaker 1: So if you take them at their word and you

3146
02:30:03,240 --> 02:30:07,560
Speaker 1: are a Bun Thugs fan, you probably shouldn't because this

3147
02:30:07,720 --> 02:30:11,360
Speaker 1: should be a huge hometown shows should be huge for them.

3148
02:30:12,800 --> 02:30:15,840
Speaker 2: But if you, you know, if people go to your.

3149
02:30:15,800 --> 02:30:20,879
Speaker 1: Shows and they don't quite know what to expect, then

3150
02:30:20,920 --> 02:30:23,519
Speaker 1: you're gonna see the kind of the law of diminishing returns.

3151
02:30:23,800 --> 02:30:29,800
Speaker 1: You're gonna make it back inside. No Ah, I might

3152
02:30:29,879 --> 02:30:33,600
Speaker 1: have spoken too soon. So I'm dropping my older daughter

3153
02:30:33,720 --> 02:30:36,000
Speaker 1: back in Michigan on the way back, which is really

3154
02:30:36,200 --> 02:30:40,400
Speaker 1: not that far out of the way, so maybe maybe

3155
02:30:41,360 --> 02:30:46,000
Speaker 1: maybe the probably on the way up to No, Nope,

3156
02:30:47,400 --> 02:30:49,600
Speaker 1: she is taking the train into Chicago.

3157
02:30:49,640 --> 02:30:50,760
Speaker 2: We're gonna pick her up Friday morning.

3158
02:30:50,959 --> 02:30:51,160
Speaker 1: Nice.

3159
02:30:51,360 --> 02:30:53,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they'll take her back on Saturday.

3160
02:30:54,360 --> 02:30:56,640
Speaker 1: So it would have to be boy, if I got

3161
02:30:56,760 --> 02:30:59,840
Speaker 1: back into town, i'd have to hall ass straight to

3162
02:30:59,920 --> 02:31:00,520
Speaker 1: the Agora.

3163
02:31:00,760 --> 02:31:03,520
Speaker 2: So maybe it's Gwen's favorite.

3164
02:31:03,959 --> 02:31:06,320
Speaker 1: It's a good gift, you see what you're talking about

3165
02:31:06,320 --> 02:31:08,560
Speaker 1: gifts yesterday, I know, but we're gonna get She's not

3166
02:31:08,560 --> 02:31:11,480
Speaker 1: gonna want to do that to tell her you just

3167
02:31:11,520 --> 02:31:14,160
Speaker 1: look what I got. You got your tickets to see

3168
02:31:14,200 --> 02:31:14,760
Speaker 1: Bone Thugs.

3169
02:31:15,120 --> 02:31:17,000
Speaker 10: And if she says take them and put them with

3170
02:31:17,080 --> 02:31:19,560
Speaker 10: that harmonica up you're ask then you know you made

3171
02:31:19,560 --> 02:31:20,000
Speaker 10: a mistake.

3172
02:31:20,160 --> 02:31:20,720
Speaker 4: Yeah I know.

3173
02:31:21,600 --> 02:31:23,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, well we'll see anyway.

3174
02:31:23,640 --> 02:31:27,240
Speaker 1: Bone Thugs say that this Saturday night show at the

3175
02:31:27,360 --> 02:31:29,800
Speaker 1: which will be a couple of days before the first

3176
02:31:29,959 --> 02:31:34,040
Speaker 1: of the month, will be their very last show, not

3177
02:31:34,280 --> 02:31:36,000
Speaker 1: just in Cleveland, but ever.

3178
02:31:36,480 --> 02:31:38,360
Speaker 10: But I think they would have planned that better, like

3179
02:31:38,400 --> 02:31:39,880
Speaker 10: they would have had it on the first of the

3180
02:31:39,959 --> 02:31:42,480
Speaker 10: month or something some month, you know what I mean,

3181
02:31:42,520 --> 02:31:45,600
Speaker 10: wherever the first coincides on a date that works.

3182
02:31:46,320 --> 02:31:46,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.

3183
02:31:47,160 --> 02:31:48,880
Speaker 1: I mean, they're probably not going to play the Agora

3184
02:31:48,959 --> 02:31:49,920
Speaker 1: on a Monday.

3185
02:31:49,680 --> 02:31:50,240
Speaker 2: Night, but.

3186
02:31:52,320 --> 02:31:54,600
Speaker 10: Well maybe not this particular month. You just look for

3187
02:31:54,680 --> 02:31:57,280
Speaker 10: a date that works. Were the first falls on a

3188
02:31:57,720 --> 02:32:02,920
Speaker 10: Friday or Saturday, Saurday, Alan, Kevin McHale just died a

3189
02:32:02,959 --> 02:32:03,320
Speaker 10: week ago.

3190
02:32:03,440 --> 02:32:06,720
Speaker 1: No he didn't. Kevin McHale from the Boston Stockings that. No,

3191
02:32:06,959 --> 02:32:11,600
Speaker 1: he's so alive. Maybe there's another Kevin McHale who's died.

3192
02:32:11,640 --> 02:32:14,640
Speaker 1: There's an actor. There was a kid from Glee named

3193
02:32:14,680 --> 02:32:19,280
Speaker 1: Kevin McHale, but clearly using your context clues, I'm not

3194
02:32:19,520 --> 02:32:22,640
Speaker 1: talking about that guy, but I don't even know if

3195
02:32:22,680 --> 02:32:23,120
Speaker 1: he's dead.

3196
02:32:23,160 --> 02:32:27,200
Speaker 2: There is a Glee dude who died. McHale's very much

3197
02:32:27,240 --> 02:32:27,400
Speaker 2: of that.

3198
02:32:27,560 --> 02:32:30,840
Speaker 1: Kevin McHale is probably seventy years old by now sixty seven.

3199
02:32:32,280 --> 02:32:34,520
Speaker 2: The boscher that they have of him six seven.

3200
02:32:34,879 --> 02:32:38,800
Speaker 10: The picture they have of him, yeah on Wikipedia, looks

3201
02:32:38,879 --> 02:32:41,000
Speaker 10: like if Lurch and Paul McCartney had a child.

3202
02:32:41,120 --> 02:32:42,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, look you see it.

3203
02:32:42,760 --> 02:32:46,080
Speaker 1: That's how he looks. That's how Kevin McHale has always looked.

3204
02:32:46,920 --> 02:32:49,080
Speaker 1: You know, when this guy was on the court, you'd

3205
02:32:49,120 --> 02:32:49,400
Speaker 1: be like.

3206
02:32:54,800 --> 02:32:57,160
Speaker 2: The picture this in particular, I mean it looks just

3207
02:32:57,320 --> 02:32:58,279
Speaker 2: like Paul McCartney.

3208
02:32:58,720 --> 02:32:59,600
Speaker 1: Oh, it's so good.

3209
02:33:00,200 --> 02:33:03,920
Speaker 2: You're like, hey, Kevin McHale, Why the long face? They're

3210
02:33:04,000 --> 02:33:18,920
Speaker 2: the TD garden you and of the bus supported between.

3211
02:33:25,080 --> 02:33:28,959
Speaker 1: He was something else. So boy, nice contemporary reference.

3212
02:33:28,600 --> 02:33:29,200
Speaker 2: For the kids.

3213
02:33:29,720 --> 02:33:34,360
Speaker 1: Lurch and a basketball player they've never heard of. They go, congratulations,

3214
02:33:34,480 --> 02:33:39,080
Speaker 1: we did it, Jess, you ever heard of Kevin McHale. No,

3215
02:33:39,320 --> 02:33:43,240
Speaker 1: you ever heard of Lurch? Nope, surely you're familiar with

3216
02:33:43,320 --> 02:33:44,800
Speaker 1: the Adams Family movies.

3217
02:33:45,840 --> 02:33:50,920
Speaker 2: I don't really watch movies. Here's the show Wednesday one. Well,

3218
02:33:51,000 --> 02:33:52,880
Speaker 2: you actually take that back. I watch a couple of pisodes.

3219
02:33:52,879 --> 02:33:56,480
Speaker 10: All right, So Lurch is the driver in that show.

3220
02:33:56,560 --> 02:34:01,000
Speaker 10: He works for the Adams family and he that kind

3221
02:34:01,000 --> 02:34:02,039
Speaker 10: of just makes noises when he.

3222
02:34:02,040 --> 02:34:06,520
Speaker 18: Goes to things, the tall one that I thought he

3223
02:34:06,600 --> 02:34:07,199
Speaker 18: was their butler.

3224
02:34:07,760 --> 02:34:10,280
Speaker 2: Well, he's multiler, he's multi talent.

3225
02:34:10,360 --> 02:34:14,000
Speaker 1: He's a handy man. He is the uh, he's a

3226
02:34:14,320 --> 02:34:16,160
Speaker 1: he's a monster wrangler.

3227
02:34:16,840 --> 02:34:17,160
Speaker 2: Whatever.

3228
02:34:18,360 --> 02:34:20,880
Speaker 7: That's the other one? Cousin it cousin, it's covered in

3229
02:34:21,040 --> 02:34:24,640
Speaker 7: hairing is the hand? Wait, who's the bald one? Faster

3230
02:34:24,879 --> 02:34:28,279
Speaker 7: Fester gotcha? Which is a great name for a character.

3231
02:34:28,800 --> 02:34:32,400
Speaker 7: Fantastic Fred Armison is him and Wednesday, Yeah, he is.

3232
02:34:32,440 --> 02:34:33,320
Speaker 7: I don't watch that show.

3233
02:34:33,480 --> 02:34:34,600
Speaker 1: It's very good, is it?

3234
02:34:34,720 --> 02:34:35,880
Speaker 2: Yeah? I watched it with the girls.

3235
02:34:36,200 --> 02:34:39,120
Speaker 1: Now, Jess, is it a time thing or you just

3236
02:34:39,200 --> 02:34:41,400
Speaker 1: don't like watching movies my attention span?

3237
02:34:42,200 --> 02:34:44,280
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I understand.

3238
02:34:44,560 --> 02:34:47,120
Speaker 7: I did watch one. Well, I watched it within like

3239
02:34:47,200 --> 02:34:50,080
Speaker 7: a month. It was called Nurse Jackie on Netflix. That's

3240
02:34:50,080 --> 02:34:53,360
Speaker 7: a show that was really good. I finished that super fast.

3241
02:34:53,440 --> 02:34:56,360
Speaker 7: But movies, I can't. It's just the attention span.

3242
02:34:57,000 --> 02:34:58,040
Speaker 2: Eadie falco Is.

3243
02:34:58,320 --> 02:35:00,520
Speaker 1: She's been added to that show Mayor of k for

3244
02:35:00,560 --> 02:35:04,120
Speaker 1: people watching that with Jeremy Renner just of course Carmelo soprano.

3245
02:35:04,200 --> 02:35:06,480
Speaker 2: And then her follow up is called News Jackie Christ.

3246
02:35:07,760 --> 02:35:11,080
Speaker 1: And she's been added to Yeah, the cast of Mayor

3247
02:35:11,120 --> 02:35:12,920
Speaker 1: of Kingstown, The News and Mayor of Kingstown.

3248
02:35:13,120 --> 02:35:15,560
Speaker 2: Jayj's what are you doing in it? Show? Calm?

3249
02:35:17,080 --> 02:35:17,320
Speaker 1: Yeah?

3250
02:35:17,680 --> 02:35:19,840
Speaker 2: All right, So attention span okay, that's fine.

3251
02:35:20,240 --> 02:35:23,320
Speaker 1: But but and most movies, in her defense, most movies

3252
02:35:23,360 --> 02:35:25,720
Speaker 1: are way too long, Like there's no reason there should

3253
02:35:25,720 --> 02:35:27,000
Speaker 1: be two hour comedies, you know.

3254
02:35:27,000 --> 02:35:27,360
Speaker 2: What I mean.

3255
02:35:27,760 --> 02:35:29,880
Speaker 10: But that doesn't affect you, like if you're watching a

3256
02:35:29,920 --> 02:35:32,080
Speaker 10: show that you're into. The attention span thing doesn't happen.

3257
02:35:32,240 --> 02:35:34,040
Speaker 2: Okay, I take that back. You know what, I like

3258
02:35:34,160 --> 02:35:38,480
Speaker 2: Hallmark movies? You all right?

3259
02:35:38,640 --> 02:35:39,000
Speaker 1: All right?

3260
02:35:39,120 --> 02:35:41,120
Speaker 2: Are you so bad? Okay?

3261
02:35:41,280 --> 02:35:42,960
Speaker 1: So you're like you hate watch them, or you're like

3262
02:35:43,160 --> 02:35:44,760
Speaker 1: you like the gooey stuff a little bit. No, I

3263
02:35:44,840 --> 02:35:47,200
Speaker 1: hate watch them because I laugh it's funny. Yeah, but

3264
02:35:47,240 --> 02:35:50,600
Speaker 1: there's so many things you could hate watch. Why Hallmark

3265
02:35:50,720 --> 02:35:54,560
Speaker 1: movies because the plots are so predictable. Yeah, the girl

3266
02:35:54,680 --> 02:35:56,840
Speaker 1: moves back from the big city and her high school

3267
02:35:56,879 --> 02:35:59,800
Speaker 1: boyfriend is there. Yeah, but isn't that like Sweet Home Alabama.

3268
02:36:00,000 --> 02:36:02,240
Speaker 1: There's like a billion other movies with that exact same

3269
02:36:02,320 --> 02:36:06,600
Speaker 1: plot movies because they are also predictable when you have

3270
02:36:06,720 --> 02:36:10,920
Speaker 1: the heart, there's a so you have a Hallmark channel

3271
02:36:11,040 --> 02:36:15,040
Speaker 1: for those. There's an entire streaming service for those. Is

3272
02:36:15,120 --> 02:36:20,160
Speaker 1: there a Grand Old Hoprey Christmas you could watch We

3273
02:36:20,360 --> 02:36:25,800
Speaker 1: Met in December. The more the merrier, Christmas Down Christmas

3274
02:36:25,959 --> 02:36:27,959
Speaker 1: at the cat Nip Cafe.

3275
02:36:29,280 --> 02:36:30,080
Speaker 2: With Emily de.

3276
02:36:30,320 --> 02:36:36,760
Speaker 1: Chanelle, Santa's fuzzy Sack? Is that there an Alpine holiday?

3277
02:36:38,640 --> 02:36:43,560
Speaker 1: Santa's fuzzy Sack that's not on there? Finding mister Christmas

3278
02:36:45,080 --> 02:36:48,160
Speaker 1: Baked with Love with one of the sister Sister twins

3279
02:36:48,320 --> 02:36:50,840
Speaker 1: I see that should be a movie starring Cheating Chong and.

3280
02:36:50,920 --> 02:36:54,360
Speaker 2: Not Baked with Love. Yes, yep, do you know who

3281
02:36:54,440 --> 02:36:55,880
Speaker 2: Cheach and Chong are? Yeah?

3282
02:36:56,080 --> 02:36:59,400
Speaker 1: Alright, I watched that movie Up and Switch, Up and Smoke.

3283
02:36:59,480 --> 02:37:03,920
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, still smoking. The Corsican Brothers. Nobody watched the

3284
02:37:04,040 --> 02:37:06,400
Speaker 1: Corsican brother Yellow Beard.

3285
02:37:06,560 --> 02:37:07,400
Speaker 2: I love that movie.

3286
02:37:08,879 --> 02:37:11,160
Speaker 1: There's some a movie with the Party of five girl

3287
02:37:11,280 --> 02:37:14,840
Speaker 1: called She's making a list, I bebe she's checking it

3288
02:37:14,920 --> 02:37:20,280
Speaker 1: twice too single on the twenty fifth. This is just

3289
02:37:20,360 --> 02:37:23,360
Speaker 1: their countdown to Christmas over and then of course there's

3290
02:37:23,400 --> 02:37:24,359
Speaker 1: Hallmark Mystery.

3291
02:37:24,440 --> 02:37:26,200
Speaker 2: Oh and they're on twenty four to seven in my house.

3292
02:37:26,240 --> 02:37:28,880
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, oh they are always okay, oh yeah, Melissa

3293
02:37:28,879 --> 02:37:30,280
Speaker 10: will watch them and then the girls will come in.

3294
02:37:30,360 --> 02:37:32,600
Speaker 2: What happens in this one? I'm like, what what do

3295
02:37:32,640 --> 02:37:33,360
Speaker 2: you think happens?

3296
02:37:34,240 --> 02:37:36,600
Speaker 10: The same thing that happens at all? The vet marries

3297
02:37:36,640 --> 02:37:38,840
Speaker 10: the horse trainer that eaved away for the Big City.

3298
02:37:38,920 --> 02:37:43,400
Speaker 10: It's it was stop, but it is interesting.

3299
02:37:43,920 --> 02:37:49,120
Speaker 1: There's something there's something primal about that kind of movie

3300
02:37:50,000 --> 02:37:53,080
Speaker 1: that draws people and they watch it and there's an

3301
02:37:53,320 --> 02:37:56,440
Speaker 1: entire streaming service for you. This is a greeting card

3302
02:37:56,600 --> 02:38:01,520
Speaker 1: company that now is shorthand for a certain kind of movie.

3303
02:38:01,680 --> 02:38:03,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, it might as well be.

3304
02:38:03,760 --> 02:38:07,280
Speaker 1: Like, you know, Xerox became a verb, right, It was

3305
02:38:07,280 --> 02:38:09,560
Speaker 1: a brand name became a verb because it was so pervasive.

3306
02:38:09,760 --> 02:38:11,680
Speaker 1: When you talk about, oh, it's one of those Hallmark

3307
02:38:11,760 --> 02:38:14,320
Speaker 1: Christmas movies, people know exactly what you're talking about. They

3308
02:38:14,320 --> 02:38:16,760
Speaker 1: don't think it's scrooged, they don't think it's home alone.

3309
02:38:17,160 --> 02:38:19,560
Speaker 1: They know exactly what you're talking about. I remember, Doug,

3310
02:38:19,560 --> 02:38:22,199
Speaker 1: she always talking about a royal Christmas crush.

3311
02:38:22,440 --> 02:38:22,959
Speaker 2: I can't wait.

3312
02:38:23,000 --> 02:38:25,720
Speaker 10: I'm gonna start watching these on October seventh when they

3313
02:38:25,760 --> 02:38:26,360
Speaker 10: turn the channel.

3314
02:38:26,360 --> 02:38:28,080
Speaker 2: I mean, what do you out of your mind? You're

3315
02:38:28,080 --> 02:38:29,560
Speaker 2: gonna watch two months of this.

3316
02:38:29,879 --> 02:38:30,920
Speaker 1: But she's a single mom.

3317
02:38:31,040 --> 02:38:31,520
Speaker 2: People love.

3318
02:38:31,879 --> 02:38:35,400
Speaker 10: Listen, my wife is she's married, believe, but she married

3319
02:38:35,959 --> 02:38:38,280
Speaker 10: and she's got two kids. And they just sit there

3320
02:38:38,320 --> 02:38:41,840
Speaker 10: and watch Hallmark movies. Wow, they're warm and fuzzy, like

3321
02:38:41,920 --> 02:38:44,800
Speaker 10: Santa Sack. Santa's fuzzy Santa's fuzzy Sack.

3322
02:38:45,120 --> 02:38:48,200
Speaker 2: There's one where they're standing back to back with each

3323
02:38:48,200 --> 02:38:50,920
Speaker 2: other and there's a Llama in between them. I don't

3324
02:38:50,920 --> 02:38:51,520
Speaker 2: know what that is.

3325
02:38:52,080 --> 02:38:55,480
Speaker 1: We wish you a married Christmas? What are what are

3326
02:38:55,520 --> 02:38:57,120
Speaker 1: the llama's lines, Allen, what is he?

3327
02:38:58,040 --> 02:38:59,440
Speaker 18: Good size nice Lama.

3328
02:39:02,400 --> 02:39:04,800
Speaker 1: So here's a clip from that. We wish you a

3329
02:39:04,879 --> 02:39:12,800
Speaker 1: married Christmas. Yeah, that's a Hallmark camel Christmas. There what's

3330
02:39:12,840 --> 02:39:16,240
Speaker 1: called camel toe Christmas? I forgot it was that it's

3331
02:39:16,280 --> 02:39:19,040
Speaker 1: a camel not the lama. I got my clips confused.

3332
02:39:19,200 --> 02:39:22,360
Speaker 2: Small town Christmas. Good size nice Lama comes from what

3333
02:39:24,080 --> 02:39:26,520
Speaker 2: a llama that got loose in a town?

3334
02:39:26,760 --> 02:39:28,800
Speaker 1: And they just talked to one of the neighbors, and

3335
02:39:28,959 --> 02:39:31,600
Speaker 1: her clip was she was trying to be nice and

3336
02:39:31,680 --> 02:39:35,600
Speaker 1: the neighbor was like, it's very nice, good size nice lama.

3337
02:39:37,760 --> 02:39:41,040
Speaker 1: Just completely random origin stories of those things. Yeah, she

3338
02:39:41,160 --> 02:39:44,000
Speaker 1: was just trying to be like a supportive neighbor. He's like, oh,

3339
02:39:44,120 --> 02:39:47,280
Speaker 1: we'd see walking around good size nice llama.

3340
02:39:47,560 --> 02:39:48,520
Speaker 2: What else are you gonna say?

3341
02:39:48,640 --> 02:39:53,600
Speaker 1: Right, good size nice lama. It was a good size,

3342
02:39:53,680 --> 02:40:00,360
Speaker 1: good size. Yeah. I don't really watch movies, says I

3343
02:40:00,480 --> 02:40:03,240
Speaker 1: hate her already, says this text her. I mean, that's

3344
02:40:03,280 --> 02:40:05,600
Speaker 1: a weird hill to die on that you don't like, Jessica,

3345
02:40:05,720 --> 02:40:08,160
Speaker 1: she does like movies. Yeah. I think a lot of

3346
02:40:08,200 --> 02:40:12,440
Speaker 1: people present company included. I hate to admit that my

3347
02:40:12,600 --> 02:40:16,840
Speaker 1: attention span has gone to shrimp and maybe it was inevitable.

3348
02:40:17,240 --> 02:40:19,920
Speaker 1: Like I said at the beginning of this year, this

3349
02:40:20,200 --> 02:40:23,480
Speaker 1: is the year I'm going to read more now I did.

3350
02:40:24,200 --> 02:40:27,240
Speaker 1: Whether it's nothing to write home about, nothing to brag about.

3351
02:40:27,320 --> 02:40:29,960
Speaker 1: Some people you know, I literally know people who like

3352
02:40:31,800 --> 02:40:34,040
Speaker 1: read like a book a week. Yeah, me too, And

3353
02:40:34,160 --> 02:40:36,040
Speaker 1: in my brain, I go, first of all, I'm putting

3354
02:40:36,040 --> 02:40:39,000
Speaker 1: this crap together twenty hours a day. But also I'm like,

3355
02:40:39,800 --> 02:40:42,920
Speaker 1: when I read, I love it, But I'm not going

3356
02:40:43,000 --> 02:40:43,760
Speaker 1: to read a book a week.

3357
02:40:44,120 --> 02:40:44,160
Speaker 11: No.

3358
02:40:45,040 --> 02:40:47,600
Speaker 2: I finished maybe four books this year.

3359
02:40:48,000 --> 02:40:51,280
Speaker 10: It's because you're too busy watching twenty seven hour documentaries

3360
02:40:51,320 --> 02:40:52,199
Speaker 10: about countryway.

3361
02:40:52,879 --> 02:40:55,760
Speaker 1: I turned it on again last night and I was like,

3362
02:40:55,920 --> 02:40:57,720
Speaker 1: Roth's going to be so mad that I'm watching this.

3363
02:40:57,879 --> 02:41:03,279
Speaker 1: You watch would you watch, uh, the Edmund Fitzgerald goon

3364
02:41:03,320 --> 02:41:04,160
Speaker 1: w Sundown?

3365
02:41:04,400 --> 02:41:05,440
Speaker 2: You watch that one? Finish it?

3366
02:41:05,680 --> 02:41:07,480
Speaker 1: Every time I talk about a docum, you care it

3367
02:41:07,520 --> 02:41:08,440
Speaker 1: all about documentaries?

3368
02:41:08,600 --> 02:41:09,520
Speaker 2: Just oh I love them?

3369
02:41:09,600 --> 02:41:12,320
Speaker 1: Okay, well those are very long too, though, so when

3370
02:41:12,320 --> 02:41:14,400
Speaker 1: you talk about attention span. That's why I ask every

3371
02:41:14,440 --> 02:41:17,680
Speaker 1: time I mentioned every time I mentioned a documentary, Rod goes, oh,

3372
02:41:17,760 --> 02:41:21,680
Speaker 1: did you finally watch the Gordon Lightfoot documentary which it's

3373
02:41:21,760 --> 02:41:23,960
Speaker 1: understandable because it's short, right, it's like forty five minutes

3374
02:41:24,280 --> 02:41:25,160
Speaker 1: and YouTube.

3375
02:41:24,840 --> 02:41:27,000
Speaker 2: Maybe wait a minute, so hold that, jes do you

3376
02:41:27,040 --> 02:41:28,160
Speaker 2: know who Gordon Lightfoot is?

3377
02:41:28,720 --> 02:41:28,840
Speaker 3: Now?

3378
02:41:29,640 --> 02:41:30,280
Speaker 1: And we're moving on?

3379
02:41:30,400 --> 02:41:30,720
Speaker 2: Go ahead.

3380
02:41:30,760 --> 02:41:32,920
Speaker 1: Have you ever heard the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald?

3381
02:41:33,400 --> 02:41:35,720
Speaker 1: They just had the big anniversary. You probably saw it

3382
02:41:35,800 --> 02:41:37,960
Speaker 1: all over social media, even if it didn't register what

3383
02:41:38,040 --> 02:41:41,240
Speaker 1: it was. Now one of his big, big songs, the

3384
02:41:41,280 --> 02:41:44,120
Speaker 1: Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. And then he has a

3385
02:41:44,200 --> 02:41:46,120
Speaker 1: song called Sundown. He was oh yeah, he was a

3386
02:41:46,200 --> 02:41:50,800
Speaker 1: Canadian singer songwriter Okay, and died maybe a year or

3387
02:41:50,879 --> 02:41:54,720
Speaker 1: so ago. Anyway, there is a documentary about him called Sundown,

3388
02:41:54,800 --> 02:41:57,040
Speaker 1: and it's not very long. And every time I talk

3389
02:41:57,080 --> 02:41:59,640
Speaker 1: about a documentary in watching, I watched five hours of

3390
02:41:59,680 --> 02:42:00,480
Speaker 1: Billy Joel.

3391
02:42:00,360 --> 02:42:02,080
Speaker 2: Nhbo oh god.

3392
02:42:02,200 --> 02:42:05,360
Speaker 1: And I'm not even like a massive Billy Joel fan.

3393
02:42:05,520 --> 02:42:07,920
Speaker 1: It's just I grew up with my mom listening to him,

3394
02:42:07,959 --> 02:42:09,680
Speaker 1: and so I have an infinity. You're gonna give five

3395
02:42:09,760 --> 02:42:12,160
Speaker 1: hours to Billy Joel but not five minutes to mister

3396
02:42:12,240 --> 02:42:14,080
Speaker 1: Gordon Lightfoot. Well, but you.

3397
02:42:14,240 --> 02:42:17,200
Speaker 2: Asked me, and I always say no, So ask me again.

3398
02:42:17,840 --> 02:42:23,280
Speaker 1: Have you watched the Gordon Lightfoot documentary. Ac No, but

3399
02:42:23,480 --> 02:42:27,400
Speaker 1: I sware I will eventually guess. Oh that sucks, I

3400
02:42:27,720 --> 02:42:28,720
Speaker 1: too hate that answer?

3401
02:42:29,320 --> 02:42:29,560
Speaker 2: Hate it?

3402
02:42:29,680 --> 02:42:29,800
Speaker 6: Now?

3403
02:42:30,879 --> 02:42:32,800
Speaker 1: How have you not watched the rest of that? You

3404
02:42:32,879 --> 02:42:36,120
Speaker 1: started it, you said, I'm about ten minutes in.

3405
02:42:36,520 --> 02:42:37,080
Speaker 2: Did you hate it?

3406
02:42:37,400 --> 02:42:41,640
Speaker 1: No? No, it's just something else crossed my field of vision,

3407
02:42:42,480 --> 02:42:44,160
Speaker 1: or I had to put my nine year old to

3408
02:42:44,200 --> 02:42:44,920
Speaker 1: bed or something.

3409
02:42:45,320 --> 02:42:48,400
Speaker 10: I mean, if it was just my opinion, if it

3410
02:42:48,520 --> 02:42:50,520
Speaker 10: was just me saying it was great. But you've been

3411
02:42:50,720 --> 02:42:53,680
Speaker 10: emailed numerous times from this audience telling you it's good.

3412
02:42:53,840 --> 02:42:56,080
Speaker 10: I know it's all great document I'm not on the

3413
02:42:56,160 --> 02:42:59,800
Speaker 10: fence about it. I just need to remember I'm watching

3414
02:42:59,840 --> 02:43:01,840
Speaker 10: it and click it on. There was a whole list

3415
02:43:01,920 --> 02:43:05,000
Speaker 10: of things I don't know, gave up on all of them.

3416
02:43:05,920 --> 02:43:10,440
Speaker 10: Alan is Dave, a fan of Hallmark movies. Hey, you're

3417
02:43:10,480 --> 02:43:12,360
Speaker 10: in good company. What do you say when the vet

3418
02:43:12,560 --> 02:43:16,560
Speaker 10: marries the horse trainer? What do you say when the vet?

3419
02:43:16,720 --> 02:43:17,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, well you would like when you get all the

3420
02:43:17,879 --> 02:43:24,400
Speaker 2: go go? How do you feel about that? I live

3421
02:43:24,560 --> 02:43:29,880
Speaker 2: my life like this tomorrow, right tomorrow.

3422
02:43:31,120 --> 02:43:33,680
Speaker 1: Alan and Jess said, I like Hallmark movies. I swear

3423
02:43:33,760 --> 02:43:36,440
Speaker 1: to god you could hear a tumbleweed roll through your studio.

3424
02:43:36,920 --> 02:43:39,520
Speaker 2: Well, now we're learning about Jess, that's all it is.

3425
02:43:39,760 --> 02:43:42,840
Speaker 1: Yes, these are little pieces of the puzzle. So when

3426
02:43:42,879 --> 02:43:47,400
Speaker 1: we go, oh, you know something that if if we

3427
02:43:47,480 --> 02:43:51,160
Speaker 1: so choose, locks in our brain. So the next time

3428
02:43:51,360 --> 02:43:55,520
Speaker 1: we go, oh, I was sung In any new thing,

3429
02:43:56,720 --> 02:43:59,040
Speaker 1: we'll call it a relationship. In any new relationship, you

3430
02:43:59,080 --> 02:44:01,200
Speaker 1: have to peel back the of the onion, and that's

3431
02:44:01,240 --> 02:44:05,760
Speaker 1: what we're doing. We're getting a little more insight into

3432
02:44:05,800 --> 02:44:11,840
Speaker 1: who Jess is as a person, right yess? Yeah, Alan

3433
02:44:11,840 --> 02:44:16,480
Speaker 1: did to see the movie called two L's One Sleigh Slay.

3434
02:44:19,360 --> 02:44:22,000
Speaker 1: Stephanie says her record is one hundred and thirty one

3435
02:44:22,120 --> 02:44:22,960
Speaker 1: books in a year.

3436
02:44:23,040 --> 02:44:25,439
Speaker 2: Oh, good ravo.

3437
02:44:26,480 --> 02:44:30,080
Speaker 1: Listen. I always thought of myself as a reader right

3438
02:44:30,680 --> 02:44:35,640
Speaker 1: at my core, I am, but wow, nerd, I thought

3439
02:44:35,720 --> 02:44:39,320
Speaker 1: that I was. I thought that I was going to

3440
02:44:39,600 --> 02:44:47,440
Speaker 1: escape the whole the decimation of my attention spam and

3441
02:44:47,680 --> 02:44:50,119
Speaker 1: I don't know, you know, when we go on break

3442
02:44:50,200 --> 02:44:53,440
Speaker 1: for the end of the year, maybe I'll hunker down

3443
02:44:54,000 --> 02:44:54,760
Speaker 1: and do some reading.

3444
02:44:54,879 --> 02:44:56,440
Speaker 2: But then you know what I do, I go, why,

3445
02:44:57,000 --> 02:44:57,880
Speaker 2: why I'm gonna do that?

3446
02:44:58,080 --> 02:45:00,240
Speaker 1: Well, we're all dead in five years anyway, Like well,

3447
02:45:00,240 --> 02:45:01,199
Speaker 1: who am I trying to impress?

3448
02:45:01,440 --> 02:45:03,600
Speaker 10: Don't set yourself up for the failure of not doing it.

3449
02:45:03,680 --> 02:45:04,840
Speaker 10: You're not going to read five books.

3450
02:45:04,959 --> 02:45:06,920
Speaker 2: No, but you know what, you know, the older you get.

3451
02:45:06,959 --> 02:45:09,280
Speaker 1: At least for me, it's a matter of, like, let's

3452
02:45:09,280 --> 02:45:12,640
Speaker 1: see how much information I can scram into my brain,

3453
02:45:13,040 --> 02:45:15,520
Speaker 1: because listen, it's helpful for this, right. We talk about

3454
02:45:15,520 --> 02:45:17,879
Speaker 1: a billion things, and the more things I have floating

3455
02:45:17,879 --> 02:45:20,959
Speaker 1: around in my head, the more that I can It's

3456
02:45:20,959 --> 02:45:23,199
Speaker 1: always been the case, the more that I can invariably

3457
02:45:23,360 --> 02:45:26,440
Speaker 1: call them to mind if they're relevant. But the stuff

3458
02:45:26,440 --> 02:45:29,640
Speaker 1: that I read, like, I don't read fiction. I read nonfiction,

3459
02:45:29,920 --> 02:45:32,280
Speaker 1: so I read like biographies and I read things like that.

3460
02:45:32,440 --> 02:45:36,440
Speaker 1: So I'm not reading fictional books. But I also aint

3461
02:45:36,520 --> 02:45:39,200
Speaker 1: reading one hundred and thirty one in a year. She said,

3462
02:45:39,240 --> 02:45:43,480
Speaker 1: that's her record. So we had one hundred year before.

3463
02:45:44,280 --> 02:45:50,440
Speaker 2: Oh God for you go out. Yeah, I know, gooss

3464
02:45:50,480 --> 02:45:54,520
Speaker 2: that nerd oh listen, go But everybody's got their own thing.

3465
02:45:55,760 --> 02:45:59,600
Speaker 1: Jess isn't reading books because that requires probably more attention

3466
02:45:59,720 --> 02:46:00,600
Speaker 1: span than she's got.

3467
02:46:02,080 --> 02:46:03,160
Speaker 2: Are you reading books? Chess?

3468
02:46:03,600 --> 02:46:05,360
Speaker 18: Sometimes? But I can't even get through them.

3469
02:46:06,120 --> 02:46:06,320
Speaker 2: Wow.

3470
02:46:07,120 --> 02:46:10,440
Speaker 7: My favorite movie of all time, which is what Paul

3471
02:46:10,440 --> 02:46:15,240
Speaker 7: Blart Mall Cop shut is not favorite all time?

3472
02:46:15,480 --> 02:46:18,360
Speaker 1: Hold on, that is your of all time all time?

3473
02:46:18,720 --> 02:46:19,040
Speaker 11: It's not.

3474
02:46:19,360 --> 02:46:24,000
Speaker 1: It's no one's favorite movie a Thanksgiving movie. Thinks of

3475
02:46:24,200 --> 02:46:24,720
Speaker 1: that movie.

3476
02:46:25,240 --> 02:46:28,560
Speaker 2: No Thanksgiving movie is planes, trains and automobiles. Have you

3477
02:46:28,720 --> 02:46:32,480
Speaker 2: seen that? Mm hm, But Paul is your favorite movie?

3478
02:46:32,600 --> 02:46:35,400
Speaker 7: Yeah, and it's almost Thanksgiving actually, so I got to

3479
02:46:35,440 --> 02:46:38,520
Speaker 7: start it. It takes place on Thanksgiving and Black Friday.

3480
02:46:39,280 --> 02:46:42,879
Speaker 7: I love that movie, Paul Blart Mall Cop.

3481
02:46:43,680 --> 02:46:46,000
Speaker 1: That is my favorite sort of God, that's my favorite answer.

3482
02:46:45,800 --> 02:46:46,200
Speaker 2: Of all time.

3483
02:46:46,320 --> 02:46:48,200
Speaker 1: That's the greatest thing I've ever heard yours from. Now,

3484
02:46:48,280 --> 02:46:50,600
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be like, bro. I knew this girl one's

3485
02:46:50,600 --> 02:46:54,959
Speaker 1: whose favorite movie Blart Mall Cop right after she told

3486
02:46:55,040 --> 02:46:57,320
Speaker 1: us she hated movies. It's like a story that you

3487
02:46:57,520 --> 02:47:02,880
Speaker 1: tell explaining why you broke up with someone. She watched

3488
02:47:03,040 --> 02:47:06,080
Speaker 1: You guys were really made for each other. I thought, dude,

3489
02:47:06,280 --> 02:47:09,040
Speaker 1: her favorite movie was Paul Blart Mall Coop. Be good

3490
02:47:09,080 --> 02:47:11,440
Speaker 1: to One day she said she watched Paul Blart Mallcop

3491
02:47:11,560 --> 02:47:17,640
Speaker 1: and it was her favorite Thanksgiving movie. Yeah. Wow, yes, hey, listen,

3492
02:47:18,280 --> 02:47:22,240
Speaker 1: no judgment. That's an amazing grab. I've never heard anybody.

3493
02:47:22,480 --> 02:47:25,680
Speaker 1: I've never heard anybody even say that they like that movie,

3494
02:47:25,959 --> 02:47:27,359
Speaker 1: let alone it's their favorite.

3495
02:47:27,440 --> 02:47:29,520
Speaker 7: Like my favorite parts were the hobo is singing on

3496
02:47:29,600 --> 02:47:31,879
Speaker 7: the stage and then he falls through the window.

3497
02:47:33,160 --> 02:47:36,360
Speaker 1: So you're like visual comedy, you like physical comedy. I

3498
02:47:36,560 --> 02:47:39,360
Speaker 1: just like that movie, Paul Blart, because didn't they make

3499
02:47:39,400 --> 02:47:39,840
Speaker 1: a sequel?

3500
02:47:39,920 --> 02:47:40,160
Speaker 7: They did?

3501
02:47:40,280 --> 02:47:44,720
Speaker 1: I didn't watch it, Paul the appropriately titled Paul Blart

3502
02:47:45,080 --> 02:47:45,920
Speaker 1: Mall Cop too.

3503
02:47:46,240 --> 02:47:48,960
Speaker 2: Oh okay, so deep in for that one cop harder?

3504
02:47:51,800 --> 02:47:56,680
Speaker 1: All right, Wow, good for you, Paul Blart, Mall Cop

3505
02:47:57,280 --> 02:48:00,200
Speaker 1: favorite movie of all time? Man, have you seen, like, uh,

3506
02:48:01,120 --> 02:48:03,480
Speaker 1: The Godfather? I mean it was a huge hit. It's

3507
02:48:03,560 --> 02:48:05,880
Speaker 1: not like she's some weirdo. It was a huge hit,

3508
02:48:06,200 --> 02:48:09,200
Speaker 1: hence the sequel. They shot it in Boston, Rob, No,

3509
02:48:09,280 --> 02:48:11,120
Speaker 1: it's not weird that she's seen it. They shot it's

3510
02:48:11,160 --> 02:48:13,560
Speaker 1: weird that it's her favorite movie. They shot it at

3511
02:48:13,600 --> 02:48:17,160
Speaker 1: the Burlington Mall. Do you know where that is in Burlington, Massachusetts,

3512
02:48:17,920 --> 02:48:20,440
Speaker 1: after they got denied at permit from Willowbrook Mall in

3513
02:48:20,520 --> 02:48:21,040
Speaker 1: New Jersey.

3514
02:48:21,160 --> 02:48:25,040
Speaker 2: I've been there, bro, I've been to that mall huge times.

3515
02:48:25,360 --> 02:48:28,439
Speaker 1: They also shot at the south Shore Plaza in Braintree,

3516
02:48:28,600 --> 02:48:31,800
Speaker 1: Massachusetts and Jeff is in Grafton, Ohio.

3517
02:48:32,000 --> 02:48:35,280
Speaker 15: What's going on, Jeff, I wanted to call in and

3518
02:48:35,400 --> 02:48:44,640
Speaker 15: tell you my favorite movie. Okay, Sisterhood Act. The second one.

3519
02:48:46,160 --> 02:48:50,199
Speaker 1: Would the one Sister Act that he said, Sister Act.

3520
02:48:51,520 --> 02:48:53,520
Speaker 2: No, Sisterhood Act. I think it is, isn't it.

3521
02:48:53,879 --> 02:48:59,280
Speaker 1: It's called the Goldberg in a habit. Yes, it's Sister

3522
02:48:59,400 --> 02:49:01,680
Speaker 1: Act is FA favorite movie. He doesn't know the name

3523
02:49:01,760 --> 02:49:05,960
Speaker 1: of Rob's Sisterhood Act too, so not Sister Act, but

3524
02:49:06,080 --> 02:49:09,080
Speaker 1: he likes the second one. I have to think second

3525
02:49:09,200 --> 02:49:11,000
Speaker 1: verse same as the first when it comes to that movie.

3526
02:49:11,040 --> 02:49:13,400
Speaker 1: I've never seen any of the Sister Act movies. And

3527
02:49:13,560 --> 02:49:16,960
Speaker 1: you know me, Rob, I was once the president of

3528
02:49:17,080 --> 02:49:23,480
Speaker 1: the Midwest chapter of the Kathy the Jimmy Fanclub. Okay,

3529
02:49:23,720 --> 02:49:26,960
Speaker 1: Sister Act too, Jeff. Before I let you go, care

3530
02:49:27,080 --> 02:49:30,080
Speaker 1: to make your case? Yeah?

3531
02:49:30,879 --> 02:49:31,840
Speaker 2: I just think it's funny.

3532
02:49:33,320 --> 02:49:34,520
Speaker 1: Have you seen a lot of movies?

3533
02:49:36,400 --> 02:49:38,600
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know.

3534
02:49:38,680 --> 02:49:41,600
Speaker 15: My attention span is not really there to watch movies.

3535
02:49:41,920 --> 02:49:44,080
Speaker 10: Yeah, what I mean, in your lifetime, have you seen

3536
02:49:44,200 --> 02:49:46,240
Speaker 10: movies like for that to be at the top of

3537
02:49:46,320 --> 02:49:46,640
Speaker 10: your list.

3538
02:49:47,080 --> 02:49:51,160
Speaker 2: I'm just I'm wondering why I'm not saying it wrong.

3539
02:49:51,160 --> 02:49:51,920
Speaker 2: I'm just wondering why.

3540
02:49:52,280 --> 02:49:54,680
Speaker 1: I don't know why.

3541
02:49:55,120 --> 02:49:57,600
Speaker 2: I don't know what's your favorite movie? The Godfather?

3542
02:49:59,440 --> 02:50:01,039
Speaker 1: Why because it's.

3543
02:50:00,920 --> 02:50:03,959
Speaker 2: One of the greatest movies of all Because it's hilarious, Jeff,

3544
02:50:04,000 --> 02:50:06,240
Speaker 2: And that's why it's a show.

3545
02:50:06,520 --> 02:50:08,760
Speaker 1: Sisterhood Act too, not Sisterhood Act.

3546
02:50:09,120 --> 02:50:09,920
Speaker 2: Thank you du well.

3547
02:50:10,040 --> 02:50:11,959
Speaker 1: Listen, Jeff and I, you know, we're probably the same

3548
02:50:11,959 --> 02:50:14,480
Speaker 1: age we started watching movies on the zoa trop rob

3549
02:50:15,400 --> 02:50:16,920
Speaker 1: You know, they'd put the light through it and you

3550
02:50:17,080 --> 02:50:19,960
Speaker 1: just spin a little guy on a horsey and you'd

3551
02:50:20,000 --> 02:50:25,360
Speaker 1: go to sleep. M You know, Variety magazine dropped the

3552
02:50:25,600 --> 02:50:29,360
Speaker 1: top one hundred comedies of all time, and I haven't

3553
02:50:29,440 --> 02:50:32,720
Speaker 1: gone through the exhaustive list, but I bet I can

3554
02:50:32,840 --> 02:50:35,800
Speaker 1: garon f and t you that Paul Blart Mall Cop

3555
02:50:35,959 --> 02:50:39,680
Speaker 1: is not on there, nor is Sisterhood Act Too. But

3556
02:50:39,800 --> 02:50:42,280
Speaker 1: I always put it in context of Listen. Jess is

3557
02:50:42,360 --> 02:50:45,120
Speaker 1: twenty six, so she was like ten when that movie

3558
02:50:45,240 --> 02:50:47,600
Speaker 1: was out, so of course she's gonna love it. Yes,

3559
02:50:47,800 --> 02:50:49,520
Speaker 1: think of the movies you loved when you were that

3560
02:50:49,640 --> 02:50:55,000
Speaker 1: age now you don't usually keep them. Is your favorite movie,

3561
02:50:55,240 --> 02:50:58,039
Speaker 1: but it certainly explains why you'd go, oh my god,

3562
02:50:58,400 --> 02:50:59,440
Speaker 1: Paul Blart Mall Coop.

3563
02:50:59,680 --> 02:51:03,560
Speaker 2: Love it and you've stuck with it? Yeah? Always, it's

3564
02:51:03,600 --> 02:51:06,080
Speaker 2: a double down on it. Now is it almost Thanksgiving?

3565
02:51:06,200 --> 02:51:06,880
Speaker 2: Gotta watch it?

3566
02:51:09,240 --> 02:51:13,120
Speaker 1: I mean I only saw planes, trains, and automobiles for

3567
02:51:13,200 --> 02:51:16,400
Speaker 1: the first time last year. What I know that that

3568
02:51:16,600 --> 02:51:20,760
Speaker 1: is considered the gold standard of Thanksgiving movies, mostly because

3569
02:51:20,800 --> 02:51:24,400
Speaker 1: there's a dearth of Thanksgiving movies. There just aren't that many, really,

3570
02:51:24,920 --> 02:51:28,560
Speaker 1: but I had never seen that movie in its entirety before.

3571
02:51:29,160 --> 02:51:32,039
Speaker 10: That's also an amazing film aside from being a thanks

3572
02:51:32,320 --> 02:51:32,840
Speaker 10: was great.

3573
02:51:33,160 --> 02:51:33,840
Speaker 2: It was great.

3574
02:51:34,480 --> 02:51:38,840
Speaker 1: Now here's what I'm gonna have to do in the

3575
02:51:38,920 --> 02:51:43,080
Speaker 1: interest of transparency. I'm gonna have to rob go back

3576
02:51:43,200 --> 02:51:48,040
Speaker 1: and watch Paul Blart Mall Cop and Sisterhood Acting and

3577
02:51:48,320 --> 02:51:53,879
Speaker 1: Sisterhood act too. Yeah, that's right. But Variety magazine dropped

3578
02:51:54,000 --> 02:51:58,120
Speaker 1: their one hundred Greatest Comedies of All Time, number one,

3579
02:52:00,280 --> 02:52:04,360
Speaker 1: The Naked Gun, the first one, The First Naked Gun, Yes,

3580
02:52:05,640 --> 02:52:08,840
Speaker 1: which I think is a fine pick. It's a fine pick.

3581
02:52:10,800 --> 02:52:10,960
Speaker 22: You know.

3582
02:52:11,800 --> 02:52:16,360
Speaker 1: Comedy obviously is very subjective. Bridget Jones Diary comes in

3583
02:52:16,520 --> 02:52:18,360
Speaker 1: dead last at number one hundred.

3584
02:52:18,879 --> 02:52:20,320
Speaker 2: In fact, it even made the list.

3585
02:52:20,240 --> 02:52:22,320
Speaker 1: Is well, I was kind of I was I really

3586
02:52:22,480 --> 02:52:24,280
Speaker 1: just kind of zeroed it in the top ten, and

3587
02:52:24,360 --> 02:52:25,840
Speaker 1: I was a little surprised as some of the ones

3588
02:52:25,840 --> 02:52:28,120
Speaker 1: that were in the top ten. Naked Gun was number two,

3589
02:52:28,600 --> 02:52:30,360
Speaker 1: number one, rather number two was Some Like It Hot,

3590
02:52:31,000 --> 02:52:33,840
Speaker 1: which is a you know, Jack Lemon Marilyn Monroe flick

3591
02:52:33,879 --> 02:52:41,040
Speaker 1: from Monroe Marilyn Monroe Monroe from the fifties that not

3592
02:52:41,160 --> 02:52:44,200
Speaker 1: everybody has seen. You know, a lot of cross dressing

3593
02:52:45,120 --> 02:52:47,680
Speaker 1: in that film. Not for everyone, but last year and

3594
02:52:47,720 --> 02:52:51,119
Speaker 1: only on New York twenty three, twenty four at Wagner College.

3595
02:52:51,320 --> 02:52:55,279
Speaker 10: Even manies freshman had sophomore years at Monroe College.

3596
02:52:56,240 --> 02:52:58,360
Speaker 2: Did you ever watched the show Tex Night on ABC

3597
02:52:58,600 --> 02:53:01,680
Speaker 2: Too Close for Comfort? And he would come into the

3598
02:53:01,760 --> 02:53:04,320
Speaker 2: room and address his daughter's and the guy lived.

3599
02:53:05,040 --> 02:53:11,879
Speaker 1: Monroe, Monroe and hear his color guy go, yeah, everybody,

3600
02:53:11,959 --> 02:53:14,640
Speaker 1: my cousin's there at ESPN and Charlotte And now I

3601
02:53:14,760 --> 02:53:16,640
Speaker 1: must leave you as the Brady Bunch is on, and

3602
02:53:16,760 --> 02:53:19,039
Speaker 1: I find four of those children incredibly arousing.

3603
02:53:21,200 --> 02:53:21,680
Speaker 12: Get at it.

3604
02:53:22,800 --> 02:53:28,440
Speaker 16: Be careful of what you say, Be careful in every way.

3605
02:53:29,680 --> 02:53:35,240
Speaker 16: Be careful of what you do. Big brother is watching you.

3606
02:53:36,640 --> 02:53:42,360
Speaker 16: Be circumspect and discreet, Stay light on your mental feet.

3607
02:53:43,560 --> 02:53:47,840
Speaker 16: One slip and you know who you're through. Big Brother

3608
02:53:48,160 --> 02:53:55,360
Speaker 16: is watching you, and will all narry. Remember Obedience paid.

3609
02:53:56,400 --> 02:54:01,480
Speaker 16: And when you watch that DV screen, remember it works

3610
02:54:01,640 --> 02:54:08,920
Speaker 16: both ways. You'll disappear in a wink. Unless you can

3611
02:54:09,200 --> 02:54:15,800
Speaker 16: double think, you'll vanish into the blue. Big Brother is

3612
02:54:16,040 --> 02:54:16,840
Speaker 16: watching you.