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Speaker 1: This portion of The Joe Show podcast is powered by

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Speaker 1: Fair and Farah, Tampa accident Attorneys. We're living ninety three

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Speaker 1: three fl's, It's the Joe Show. What I want to

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Speaker 1: know is do you have an alter ego when you

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Speaker 1: go to the bar?

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Speaker 2: Do you go to the bar? Next thing you know,

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Speaker 2: you become someone else? Ashley? Why do you want to

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Speaker 2: talk about this?

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Speaker 3: Because I do this quite often. I'm the same person

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Speaker 3: every time. My name is Alexis. I work for AT

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Speaker 3: and T customer service and I have two children at

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Speaker 3: the age of four and eight. And this guy was

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Speaker 3: he believed everything. I was like, this is great. He's like,

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Speaker 3: so you're the person I'm calling and you know, complain.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, can you not curse me out? Like,

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Speaker 3: aren't you happy that I'm American?

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Speaker 2: What are your kid's names?

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Speaker 4: Amber and Alex? Oh, alexis Amber and Alex.

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Speaker 2: Who's the oldest Amber?

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Speaker 4: She just four?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? I think you said that you have an eight

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Speaker 2: year old.

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Speaker 1: I do my son Alex, so he would be the

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Speaker 1: oldest mind brow there you.

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Speaker 5: Go, oh h You know, if they're drinking at that point,

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Speaker 5: they don't remember anything.

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Speaker 2: That's why I only do it at the.

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Speaker 3: Bar because people are nosy, they'll want to know everything

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Speaker 3: about you. So I'm like, why can't I just be

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Speaker 3: someone else for the night? And I think it's so fun,

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Speaker 3: Like if you were to go to the bar right now, who.

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Speaker 2: Would you be, Joe?

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Speaker 4: Who would be your alter ego?

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Speaker 3: Okay, you're taking away too far now at the infan

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Speaker 3: he's bad.

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Speaker 2: See, here's the thing.

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Speaker 1: When I go to the bar, I'm either with my fiance,

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Speaker 1: I'm there to hang out with the boys or you guys.

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Speaker 2: And I mean, if that's the case, I can be now.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, once you're like in a committed relationship, you can

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Speaker 1: be whoever you want. And then my fiance really starts

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Speaker 1: to get annoyed because I'm only talking to the bar.

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Speaker 4: She's like, I.

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Speaker 6: Turned into the water boy if I can, if I

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Speaker 6: get a future, Mama thaid that. I mean, I'm a

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Speaker 6: whiskey though I could they.

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Speaker 4: Has that turned the girls one?

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Speaker 2: Do you come up with fake jobs and stuff like that?

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Speaker 6: If you're done with yes, I have, I just say

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Speaker 6: that I work in advertising or a car sales because

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Speaker 6: I'm not.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I just don't like, you can't be

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Speaker 2: putting out all the.

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Speaker 4: Business, do you tell me a real name.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I do.

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Speaker 4: Why, I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I just don't feel comfortable to him. If I don't know,

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Speaker 3: you'll never see me again.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be Alexis So I we've talked to him

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Speaker 1: on the show before. But MJ MJ, who was the

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Speaker 1: producer when I first got into the radio. He like

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Speaker 1: trained me, and I'm pretty sure he would go to

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Speaker 1: bars and say he was a flight at not a

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Speaker 1: flight attendant, but a pilot.

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Speaker 2: I think I'm not smart. I like that hear that story.

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Speaker 4: I'd always laugh because who's gonna know the truth. You

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Speaker 4: don't know these people, You're never going to see them again.

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Speaker 4: I think it's great.

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Speaker 3: So if you go out this weekend, tell someone a

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Speaker 3: completely different life that you live, and.

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Speaker 2: Then see how far are you? Have you done this?

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Speaker 4: We should all go together and do you have it?

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Speaker 7: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Like when we're out, like you said, I'm either're with people,

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Speaker 3: but I'm like a people watcher, so I'm just kind

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Speaker 3: of like observing anything.

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Speaker 4: I'm not really trying to talk anymore.

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Speaker 3: Girl like my home was sitting right next to me

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Speaker 3: and she's like, oh, he's just eating all this up.

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Speaker 4: She's like he's believing everything.

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Speaker 2: What would you be if you had to make it up?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 5: Up the dome?

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Speaker 1: Hi?

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Speaker 3: What's going on? My name is Ash?

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Speaker 4: What's your name?

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Speaker 2: Uh? Varronique?

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Speaker 4: Oh beautiful?

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Speaker 2: Nay?

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Speaker 4: Where are you from? Alabama?

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Speaker 5: Okay? Okay?

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Speaker 2: What do you do for Alabama?

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Speaker 5: Wow?

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Speaker 6: You got?

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Speaker 4: What do you do for work?

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Speaker 2: Car dealership?

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Speaker 5: Okay?

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Speaker 2: Honda?

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Speaker 5: I mean terrible of this?

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Speaker 4: You might yeah, you might want to write it down.

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Speaker 2: Versut K, how long have you been working there? Five years?

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Speaker 2: Five years? Hey? What's like the highest selling car? Right now?

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Speaker 4: That's the most Honda Odyssey?

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Speaker 2: Is it really? Is that a car?

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Speaker 5: Yes?

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Speaker 2: I don't know why you're asking me you worked there?

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Speaker 3: You can get a little triggy when they ask you

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Speaker 3: too any questions, Adam.

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Speaker 2: When you go to a bar, you tell people you

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Speaker 2: are what.

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Speaker 7: An astronaut?

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Speaker 2: And does it work?

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Speaker 7: So it works? Okay? So I was out with my friends.

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Speaker 7: I was wearing like the NASA jacket that evening. I

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Speaker 7: was wearing a NASA jacket with my friends. There was

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Speaker 7: this drum guy that came up to me asked me

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Speaker 7: if I worked for NASA, and I just I just

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Speaker 7: played played along with it. I told him a whole

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Speaker 7: story about it that I was. I was from you know,

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Speaker 7: I'm in training and I'm learning to become.

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Speaker 2: How's that going for you?

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Speaker 5: Like that?

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Speaker 2: And how how has training been going? Is it nice?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm learning about space and how to get up there.

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Speaker 2: And how do you get up there?

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Speaker 6: Well?

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Speaker 2: That was funny, Adam will talk to you.

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Speaker 7: I don't know. I just roll with it, especially when

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Speaker 7: you're drinking and having a good time. I just make

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Speaker 7: up stories.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's so fun. I'm telling people need to do

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Speaker 4: more often.

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Speaker 2: Hey, speaking of what was your name again?

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Speaker 3: Very Nique?

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Speaker 1: Very sorry about that, Very Nique from Alabama who works

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Speaker 1: at the car dealership, Very Nick. Can you give us

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Speaker 1: what was the craziest car sales story?

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Speaker 2: What happened? Oh?

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Speaker 4: Boy, a clown came in a clown Yeah, full clown

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Speaker 4: garb with lots of clowns in there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I was gonna say, how many clowns do you

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Speaker 2: think you can fit in with?

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Speaker 6: Ten?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's insane. I'll buy for Yeah, it's good. I

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Speaker 2: mean you did pretty good in that one.

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Speaker 5: Actually, mind you. If we're drunk, I totally believe that. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: clown clown, you're right.

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Speaker 6: I'm trying to call sexy Randy right now. Why what's

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Speaker 6: sexy rainey? Sexy Randy. I guess this guy has an

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Speaker 6: alter ego so bad where he has his own like

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Speaker 6: fake instact Graham and it's called sexy Randy.

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Speaker 1: And all right, see if you can get sexy Randy. Hey,

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Speaker 1: sexy Randy, if you're listening right now, call in. This

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